The Show - DRAIN BRAMAGE

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

Coming off a horrific day of rain & flooding, but the boys spent their day at a wrestling event slash TV taping. They may have been knocked around a little too much, but it’s alright. We look in to the new Dancing with The Stars cast. Should we re-do the months for a free week? Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Good morning, everybody. Happy.

Speak for yourself. We are in pain. That is for sure. But we did not die. Ah, hoi, hoi. We'll tell you all about last night's fun wrestling show. That and the storm. And the storms that I got to...

Geez. Trying to see who got hit, man. She is. I was worried all last night. They closed the fair early. Yeah. I don't... Because I don't really remember the Labor Day stuff.

I just know it's closed because the Labor Day Storm. Yeah. But I don't know if that's, I've ever seen that. Yeah, yesterday was wild. They closed in the middle of the day because of flooding and then they had the closing six. And I'm sure it was the performers prerogative. But I don't like making them be like, oh, okay, we're going to have you go on a couple hours early.

That sucks because then there's probably nobody in their crowds, especially for Tori Kelly. I know they bumped her up two hours or three hours. And you got an hour to play, but right when you finish, Fares closed. I know. And we have bus problems every day, so. And we're telling people to leave, so good luck. That's too bad.

I'm sure they asked them, what would you like to do? But also knowing what they make, and they're like, hey, go out there. Yeah. What would you like to do? And keep in mind, if you don't play, you don't get all that money. Which I can't even imagine knowing what we know for like a Marilyn Manson wanting six figures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's at least five figures they're getting to play the fair.

So you're figuring, all right, go on stage and perform for, you know, a hundred people or we'll give you just your guarantee. You can hit the road. Yep. So they got that in. Hopefully now we're in a good stretch of weather. I want our vendors. Yeah. All of our friends that have booths over there that have struggled in these last couple of days because of this weather.

So I think we're out of it now. I hope. Right? I think we'll get a good stretch now. And I hope it's not. I don't want it to be. packed like sardines either because that, whereas they make a bunch of money, then they're just destroyed going, you know, basically 72 straight hours starting tomorrow

on Friday going nonstop. So I wanted to just be nice and steady. We have so many friends of the show who are at the fair. Lock one distilling, go see them. Ashley Lynn, go see them. Who else? Brewer Union, got the Redneck Rubin over there. Go see them.

Who else do we know over there? There's somebody right on the tip of my tongue that I can't think of. But they got a good stretch. There's so many. Yep. Today and tomorrow. Yep. High 70s, maybe 81.

And then Saturday, Sunday, Monday is a stretch of three perfect days. So I hope they can make their nut. Got to make my nut. I mean, depending on the way, whoa, whoa, whoa, go to make my nut. So you're in for a perfect fair weekend. If you've been holding off, you've been worried about the weather or whatever it is, go over. I have. Both of those.

I know you have. Go see all of our friends who are slinging their way. over at the great New York State Fair. Slam. I saw Super Sandwich Bros are over there. We like them too. They're banging. Between the couple things I've remembered that I really like,

and then knowing that they are there, they're the best burger. Are they? I think so. There's, there you go. Of the burgers. Of all the burgers? I think they're my favorite. All right, there you go.

I think they're my favorite. I mean, sometimes it's, you know. That's very high praise. When you're having them. It's like just the best thing I've ever eaten. Yeah. But I've had them several times. And several times, it's, it reminds me of that, the, you know how that taste that, like,

the five guys has where you're like, oh, this is a really good burger? I wish it wasn't so expensive. It's like that, but it's bigger and better. Bigger and better and probably not as much as a five guys burger. Right? Or I'm willing to pay it because it's triple, triple the size. Uh, so. And the ostrichs.

You want to get over there? Get your ostrichburg. Like you said, the crippling disappointment, I would feel. If I wanted to look in it. And it wasn't there this year. Yeah, you should look on the vendor list, see if it's there. Also, I think our boy Brandon from the news was eating like a triple smash or something that I want to try. I got to go back and see what that was.

I saw a booth that you would want to be at. It was like a, and I don't think I took a picture of it, I'm sure we'll find it. It was a grilled cheese booth, but it was different than the ones we see. Was it? I'll look at look at look. All right. We'll look up. But I was like, oh, look at you, Mr. Grill cheese booth.

So listen, I know what it takes for these vendors to be at the fair, the cost involved, all the work involved. So I want you to get over to the fair and support all of our friends and even not our friends. Maybe friends will have along the way someday. Yeah, just get over there and experience a fair now. You've got a five-day stretch of decent weather. The rain is behind us. The storms are behind us. Yep.

Get over there and enjoy all the hard work people are putting in as we close out the Great New York State Fair. Yes. Get an orange aid. Oh, do they have an orangeade? Do they have a grape aid? They probably, I don't know, do they? That'd be pretty much, too. Because I know the orange they do, because it's over near that potato swirl thing that I like.

I like a potato swirl. Yeah, I might just grab some passes and go, bring the fan one last time, get something neat. Anyways. But he's also a killer. Do you know he was a diver? I saw a video, Jason Statham diving yesterday. Like, before he was an actor. Off of a board into a deep water type thing?

Yeah, it was like a professional diver. Or like underwater, I'm going to look for scuba. No, first one. Gotcha, got you. High platform diving. There's a video where it's like Jason Statham Before he became a hat of hair Doing a big old

Flippy, flippy, flippy, flippy Leave no splash And nobody's behind Mm-hmm There you go Boom You know all the links The show dot FM has our links

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I don't need to explain how difficult my job is. I'm sure that I'm sure you're out there, what, fighting fires and saving lives? I have to do math in 30 second increments. Yeah. So put a little respect on what I do. Let's just shut your mouth. When's morning show professional radio day, all right? Yeah.

All right? Yeah. I think they do every once in a while. I see like National Radio Day sometimes, Gomez posts. I don't care about National Radio Day. I'm always like, well, I don't like. Yeah. Wait, let me do you.

This industry has given me a lot, but Jesus Christ, is it taking so much from me? And here we are. Until it doesn't give me a jada. Does he? Until I can go a whole week without Cody throwing up. Tell you about that. Other side of things. Yep.

Other side of things. Soct hands, baby mouse, gay hearts. Exactly right. That's exactly what we are. Every day is DJ Appreciation Day. Thank you so much, Joe. Well, we got our dancing with the stars cast, Cody. We do?

And my old ass doesn't know most of these people. Okay. It's like I don't even live on planet Earth. No, when they do all these new people, it takes me forever and ever to ever learn about 1% of them. So like you, the other 99% of these celebrities, I'm like, sup? Yeah, like I don't know any reality show hosts.

I don't know, like I know maybe three people on this list. All right, what we got? Julia Stiles, remember her? from the 90s? She can dance. She can dance. That's a good one. And that's a big name to get for,

or is she not big anymore? I feel like she hasn't acted in a minute. Katie says there's so many I know. She getting back in there? Yeah, Julia Stiles. Julia Stiles is a big get, dude. That's a good one. Ten things I hate about you,

Save the Last Dance. Yeah. Oh my God, it's Jason Bourne. She was in the Jason Bourne movies. That's a big get. They're going to want to keep her on there for a while, because that's a big get. Oh.

And then I don't know who Jenna Dewin is. She's responded to backlash for her casting since she's already a dancer. Don't know her. All right. Tatiana Ali, I know. Tatiana Ali. Absolutely no Tatiana Ali. Taylor Hanson, I know.

What? Okay. My wife would leave me for Taylor Hanson. And you know what? I'd wish them the West. I wish them the best. I hope they have a wonderful life together. They have a wonderful life together.

Can I go to their wedding? Yeah, she's loved Taylor Hanson for our entire relationship. And if Taylor was to show up one day and offer her to whisk her away, may you both be happily ever after. What? He was behind our building here that one time. So now that I know this, and the three of us could start a wonderful life where I show up knocking on the Hanson family mansion door every so often.

Yeah, yeah. I'm like, guys, sir. Yeah. I love my wife and I'd like to be married to her until I die but if Taylor Hanson sometimes show up and said let me whisk you away to a beautiful life I'd say alright you guys go have your fun I understand I get it speaking of a behind the building right when I pulled in this morning

let me before I get back to this list okay I do have sympathy for the unhoused but you do you guys need a little better PR scare me you jump up I pulled in the lot this morning and just to tell you how it works I pull in the lot and my headlights will shine on the dumpsters. Yeah. Like it's every day I like in it, depending on the weather, to like a scary movie, to be honest

with you. And I pull in the lot and my headlights shine on the dumpsters. And the second they did this morning, a little gopher head popped up. And I... Come out of the dumpster? I would go, oh, my God. And it looks around. And I go, oh, God.

Gentlemen, defecating, as they tend to do. Oh, okay. Yeah, they're still pooping over there, even though we got rid of the big dumpster. Just a small dumpster. Now they just got a squat. But I'll tell you, that's... startled your boy at five o'clock in the morning just having a little gopher head pop up and look around.

I love how agitated they get at me when I ask them to please not hoop. No, I let my guy finish up. In our parking lots and then they get mad at me. We ought to do. Not, what do you do? I don't know, but not that. Yeah, not that. I don't know, but not that. I'm sorry.

So it startled me this morning. Back to our list here. So the Dancing with the Stars list. not the pooping homeless guy Paralympic gold medalist Ezra French or fresh Don't know who that is Asma Yeah I don't know

Asa fresh What sport did he Sheer they then play Looks like is it running Volleyball Okay cool Just as American athlete I don't see what they did though

Figure skating Olympic gold medalist Amber Glenn Them sounds familiar She's not the one with the fun hair That was Lou right This is the other one Yeah Yeah

All right Yeah This is just me working through him in my brain Yep. Podcaster and comedian Connor Wood. I don't know who that is. He's also known as fibula. Fibula.

I don't know what the youth are into. I broke both of my fibula and tibula. No. Fresh, long jump and high jump. All right, cool. Cool. Gapha. Jumps over me.

That's a guy. You looked them up? It appears to be. We don't have to go back. I don't care who it is. No, I don't know. Yes, yes, yes. Better than Ezra's at the fair today.

So whoever you are, Ezra, we got better than Ezra at the fair today. Sarah Jane Nader from Love Thy Nader, reality show. I don't know who that is. Thank you, Jamie. She, her face looks familiar. I don't know who that is. Tyler Cameron from The Bachelorette. Don't know who that is.

No. I do know. He's a hunk. Is he who Taylor is? He's a hunk and a half. Yeah. Tyler is. Yeah.

Chef Giatta De Laurentis. I know who that is. You know who the I is. How do you spell? Start spelling. Boobes. It's the boobs gal. Chef.

The chef with the, he'll know. Oh, okay. Now I see. Now I see. You know. Well, I had to spell the name.

I don't know any of the names. I don't follow the world. Harry Shum Jr. from Glee and Gray's Anatomy. Excuse me? What you call me? Okay. Looks like he could maybe dance pretty well.

We'll see. It's never a good sign when you're billed as someone's husband. Oh, no. Whitney Levitt's husband, Connor Levitt. From the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. She does not look familiar. I know.

This one, Guillermo Rodriguez, from Jimmy Kimmel Live. You know how he's like the-Gi-Mo? Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmo. All right. You know who that is? Every year they got to have that. They got to have that one. Like, you know, okay, let's hope he does good.

And if he does, it'll be a great surprise and everyone's going to go out. No. Mora Higgins from Love Island and Traders. I don't know who that is. Yeah, I don't know what that is. A lot of reality show. Yeah. You watch Summerhouse, right?

Yes. Sierra Miller. Oh, okay. Do you know Sierra from Summerhouse? Yep. There you go. And then finally, Jackson Olston from the Savannah Bananas. Is he the Broadway guy?

There's a guy in the Savannah Bananas who also did Broadway. Oh, he's hunking to have, too. Yeah, the Savannah Bananas are all hunks. Did he, I don't know, he's there. Let's see social media personality best known as a, doesn't seem like it. I don't think he's the Broadway guy. That name doesn't look like the Broadway guy. But there's a guy on the bananas who did Broadway.

And he's dating Pat Sejack's daughter. So. For those, for those you're just listening, used her to pause because my boy put his hands on his hips. And when he did, he winced in pain. I punched myself. He punched himself right in one of the bruises from we.

I did that where you're like a superhero. Activities last night. You do the high-dispose underneath your bosoms in it. Thursday means cocoa boffs. Oh, yeah. No whiskey show last night for the reasons we'll get into now. But tonight, you get Coco back. I'll do that.

We'll have some fun. Maybe it'll be the football preview issue because, The next Wednesday is the first game. So maybe we'll be able to do that. It's next Wednesday is the first game and then Thursdays that you hired? Is it Thursday or Friday? Is it Thursday that they're doing over? It's over in Dublin.

But there's two games back to back and then next Sunday is the big Sunday, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. Don't forget that Dublin games on Netflix. Yeah, it is what it is. But, yep, we're getting there. I mean, there's a couple other ones, but there's a game. tonight for college football Georgia Tech Colorado 8 p.m.

Nice. Nice. So your boys were up late last night. So everything we say going forward was written down by the dirty dogs and we're just recounting what they went through, okay? Yes. We were in the audience watching the show. This is just a recount that was given to us by the dirty dogs. All right. So there. They spit on a piece of paper and then kind of like wrote it out with their nose. It grows weird. Last night we were invited to do the Spatchcock Funk wrestling episode. Let's take you through the whole day yesterday. Because it was a whole day, bud. It was awesome. It was awesome. It was awesome.

It's always awesome. And to put my wife's quote, she goes, you've had some interesting things happen in your life. I really have. I'm a blessed man. Yeah. I get hit by a bus today. I've had a great run. We've done some really fun stuff. I told you last last night. I got a couple of great kids. You ramble. What's it? This is it, man. I'm out now. I'm out. I saw that bridge earlier. Yeah. Yeah. better. I got a couple of great kids who we've raised to be almost adults,

so I can check that off the box. I've done a lot of fun things. The bus hits me today. It is what it is. So we go over there yesterday, naturally when that torrential downpour starts, we go over the Red House, which can I just give some love?

I don't know if you walked around that block, and I hadn't. But that city center block that they have rehabbed right over there on Salinas Street. As someone that used to work right there, Right across the landmark Every single day In that building

It's wild to see how that looks now compared to what it was. I am very excited for whatever that's going to be. If you haven't checked it out and I hadn't And I worked two blocks from it every day. Right across from the landmark they redid the whole block A while ago they red did the Red House. The Red House has been opened over there for a few years now. Which is also wild to see how they redid all of that

From what we used to look like. They built this basically a plaza. There's not a lot of shops there yet, but there is five iron golf. Yep. Because I want to say five iron frenzy, but that's a scoban from the 90s. Oh, really? No. No, five iron golf.

That's where we went. Where were you went? Wait, did you go? I didn't go that day. That's where I went with Gomez and Kahn. So that's a cool shop, right? That's a cool business right there, but there's a bunch of available business, like, residential areas.

There's a lot going on right there. I want that area to grow. It looks very much like a downtown in other cities. I've pictured it like one of those cool. There's a bunch of tables outside and people are doing stuff at them or, you know, hanging out, eating stuff or drinking stuff. I don't know. It just looks like one of those spots where it could be used inside and outside.

So I hope that area pops off. I hope it keeps growing the way. It has been the last. Well, we get over there during the downpour. We had to go over there for a little run-through of things. Scope it out. Scope it out. And somebody somewhere triggered a fire alarm.

So we all had to go back outside. I think it was somebody with a kitchen. Kitchen somewhere. That's what it seems like. Unless it was from that rain. Yeah. We scoped out the whole match and we got to look at everything in the rain. The ring wasn't there yet.

But we talked through with the Spatchcock guys and all that. And we come back. And last night, my friends. I can't wait for you guys to see this episode. Yeah. I want more. I want some clips. Somewhere from somebody.

We've got to get our hands on something. This is all information that was given to us by the dirty dogs. So if we speak in first person, that's why I'm just reading a script right now. Yes. So we get over there and we meet Tommy Dreamer who was, I was so worried. My fear going into this. And it always is with the dirty dogs is that guys who are in the business are going to think that we're picking on the business. Yeah.

And it's so the opposite. Like I think that you and I have so much. respect for that business, we're just not good, wrestlers, you know? Yeah, no. I don't want them to think we're being dicks. Well, it's, to get,

my little bit of worry with that is not the same, but sort of the same. I always think that they're going to be like, not angry at us, but whatever, because we didn't have to do anything to get there. Right.

I mean, we did. We've busted our ass doing this type stuff, but they have all busted their asses to get there. We just kind of saunter in. We're in dressing room. But we're not sauntering in. No. Because my vision.

We're very good at that. My vision of our characters, again speaking as a dog's, is that we're clowns. Whatever the name for that is in wrestling, we're clown acts. We're like Danhausen, essentially. We're on the mic. We're not wrestling. We're a comedy act.

Yes. We're a comedy act who is. also fine will be in jobbers. We want, like you said, we'll eat the pit every time. Yep. So we went in there and I want them to understand, we're just doing this for laughs. We respect the hell out of your work. And I did the old school, whether it's dorky or not, when I made sure to shake every,

everybody's hand. Everybody. Sir, how you doing? Introduce stuff. Everybody you can. The rest. That's a wrestling thing. The people, the producers, before I got in the ring, I did the.

what foot thing in case any of those guys were watching. We're like, don't just get my wrist and wiping your feet, blah, blah, blah, blah. Right, right, right. Because that's another one. Okay. But so I think they all know that we were pretty respectful. All right.

We didn't jump in there and we're like bouncing around all goofy. Right. Look at this. No, no, no, no, absolutely not. Getting up on the top. Let me jump on you. Because I would, I would, and we do, We pick on people who think they can just do podcasts or streams.

Because you're not respecting the work that goes into it. Believe it or not the work that goes into this. So I've always wanted to be respectful of the wrestling community. So we get there and I was afraid Tommy Dreamer was going to be like, you know, who are these dorks? That I wasn't worried about, but I couldn't tell him that he wouldn't be like stiff or who are you, whatever. Yeah.

Get the F-away for me. That type deal because he's. He's the hardcore legend. He's a, you know, he's the hardcore legend. He's a somebody. He's in the what, hardcore Hall of Fame or something, I think? I don't know if he's in W.W. He's not the WW Hall of Fame yet.

He's in several things and he's done plenty in the business. And for those you don't know, sometimes when you meet these old school guys and they feel like you're disrespecting their business, they'll really hit you. And they'll really make you feel pain. Yep. Because you're stepping into their ring. That didn't have it. They'll work stiff.

Tommy Green. Tommy Dreamer was awesome, and he was a sweetheart of a man. Not to take away, not to take away his whole image. Great guy. Sweetheart of a man. Yep. So we get out there. First of all, flex wrestling, incredible matches.

Holy cow. Yeah, that's great. I wish I could shout out all of these wrestlers from last night. But they had the ones we saw were. Awesome. Unbelievable. Our boy Mike Skyros was over there. I didn't even know he was going to be wrestling.

That's so cool. He's always fantastic. He walked in when goofy things were happening. So that was perfect. He arrived and the dogs were backstage cutting a promo and he's like, What type of Tom's fool did I walk into? But he understands the dogs. So then it comes our turn to do the match.

You'll have to tune in to see the match because there's some surprises. And I'll save that all for the Spatchcock show. Awesome. It's awesome. For some reason, I don't get nervous about doing wrestling things. Yeah. Like I was telling handbone, I'm nervous at an even keel. every minute of my life, I'm always anxious.

Yeah, I am not. I'm less anxious during those things. I get weird anxiety attacks, but it's not because I'm like, I don't know, it's a different. Yours is all adrenaline. Yeah. Like you can't sit still. I pace a little bit just because I want to try to kind of find that character and I want to be like in a headspace for it. Yeah.

You were just hyped up. Yes. It does something to you where you're just hyped up. It was like that where, you know what? like cartoons when a character has that like meter that you can see start to fill up as whatever's happening that happens. And then when it's going off, it's that like, yeah, that was going on in the back of my head where my,

it was like my ADD was so ramped up that even being in a spot for one second was excruciating. It would make my whole body be like, We can't be standing here. Mm-hmm. That was wild. So we're finding our characters. We're getting into the headspace.

Yes. Ham bones back there with us. I will save the match for when it airs on TV or whenever they posted on YouTube because there's a fun, there's a whole lot of fun stuff to watch. When we can share stuff, we'll share that way. If those of you there were in person last night, saw the match. It's better that way. It's better if you wait and see, see it revealed on their show. I don't know when it's going to come out.

So for those of you asking, I don't know. I'm sure they'll send up. But it is a syndicated show on PBS. It's going to be all over the country when they air this next season. Last night was just the filming of season. So we'll skip ahead. There's going to be some surprises. Tommy Dreamer does get involved with us.

We'll see all that. Well, let's talk injuries today. As I don't feel like I've got too many injuries. I texted you last night that I have right here on my arm. Yeah, it was a little bit of hour to go up. Yeah. Actually, it got a little darker in a couple. In the hour we've been here.

That's from the ropes. And I guess I didn't think about when you just kind of lean back on the ropes or you lock up on the ropes. You want to show them? You don't realize that the rope, it's cable. It's a wire cable with a little electrical tape around it. That you don't realize. So my, this is from the ropes. If you're in Twitter YouTube, that's Cody's rope burns right there.

Not burns? It's like bruises. Yeah, it's from just hitting it. Yeah. And then I, no lie, was chopped. 40 to 50 times? Throughout the course of the day, you took probably 40 to 50 chops.

So that's why... That's his... All of that bruising is right there. Looks the way it does. Yeah. Yep. Which is hilarious. I will say,

I will say, this was the most wrestling the dirty dogs have ever done. Absolutely. Absolutely. We have never done this much wrestling. No. And it was awesome.

And I was terrified because I've never done that much physical wrestling. Yeah. You haven't, I mean, you probably did back in the day, but I never have. Not like that, no. There were things that you'll see when the episode airs. Basically, Tommy Dreamer was talking to us in the language that even I was like, wait, we'll do what now and what now?

I don't want to remove all the magic. You'll see it when it comes out. Yep. But it was things I'd never done before. I don't know if I could do them again. Oh, I have so many more ideas because I love. that part of it. I didn't realize until the last thing we did with

Totvik, how much I enjoyed the putting stuff together. Yeah, they're walking it through, sure. Like just, okay, well, here's what we can do. We'll do this. I loved it. We do this, and we can do this. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. The match wrapped up. I think we made the audience

really hate us, which is always our goal. I think so. Because whenever we come into a new space, they don't know who we are. I mean, we have, like, Malloy was there, Maloy knows the gimmick. But the rest of these clowns don't. So we have to make them really hate us, really fast. I think we did.

We worked the hell out of the mic. We made him just hate us, handboned in some great stuff. Oh, man. Yep. I like a lot when he does that. I like that we can do a great job, but also keep developing the characters. We're giving them more allure, a little more backstory.

So, it was a fantastic night. I can't wait for you guys to see it. Thank you against Spatchcock. Oh, man. Thank you for those guys. Thank you, Flacks, wrestling. You guys are incredible. Thank you, Tommy Dreamer.

Everybody was great, and I can't wait for you guys to see it. And we recovered. Yeah, it was just so fun. And we'll see how the bruises develop. And it was so funny because I was texting Cody, how I am, I am a child in a lot of ways. Yeah. And I go home and I take a shower.

My wife sit in the living room. And I texted Cody the conversation. I'm going to tell you my voice. It's so good. I'm not going to tell you the conversation because it's going to ruin the match if you see it. But I was like, I was standing there in a towel, cleaning my ears out.

And I can picture him in the tunnel. No, him just doing the... So then? Yeah, so I was like... And then I did this. And then when I did this, Cody did this. And then he came out. And then when he did that, and she's like, uh-huh, uh-huh.

So then... Absolutely that. Nothing sums up my wife's reaction to my life better than the sentence that she's probably said to me 100 times. quote So you had fun That's good So you had fun

That's good I did have fun And they weren't even Expecting that part And then Cody did it So you had fun Cool Oh you had a fun time

Huh Yeah No I had too much Adron on And I threw up Yeah And then Cody got home And threw up

I don't understand His body guys He gets home And he throws up But it would My That whole ADD adrenaline thing

It was still there. It wasn't going down. It just wouldn't go down and I couldn't get in the shower fast enough to like, to like shut myself off. So. Hamill says one of the funniest parts was Cody after the match every 30 seconds. I don't know how you guys do this longer than a minute. Because again, that was the, I don't know how they do that. That was the longest had ever gone.

And I didn't, I ran once. Yeah. I ran once. Yeah. That was the longest match we ever did By far the most physical match we ever did And it was one One hundredth of what the real wrestlers do

Yeah Yeah Much respect And then shot out to that big boy Who was so physical Who was he? The guy with the glasses Hambone

What's that wrestler's name Who's doing like kipups and stuff And flipping It was the match Two before us I didn't see Oh I forget his name He was a bigger guy

I'd never seen him before The America guy No that was I'd never seen the America guy before. Like Freeze or something, handbone said? Oh, Don Freeze. Don Freeze. Don Freeze, bro.

Big Don Freeze. He's incredible. Yeah. He's incredible. He's athletic and he's big boy. He does the big boy. You do like flips and stuff, dude? Yeah, and he's huge.

It's awesome. I'm a fan, man. I'm a fan of these guys. Anyways, I can't wait for you guys to see the episode. I'm sure they'll be posting little teaser clips or whatever. And we'll obviously let you know when the second the episode's available. I bet Malloy's got some stuff. I didn't even think of that.

Maloy, probably, yeah? Got a couple. Yeah. Malloy, how'd you think? Maloy was front row. I threw my shirt at him. Did you? Yes.

Nice. Yep. Maloy, how would you rate the match, bud? You were there front row. Tell Chad how you thought about it. Yeah, BC, I saw Freeze at one up. He's great. He was fun to watch.

Can't wait for you guys to see it. Coco buffs tonight. Huh? 7 o'clock on Twitch. Atch the show. Or you go to the show. com. things. Like back

flips. Oh yeah. Cartwheels. All of that and more. Thanks to our friends at Joe's Bud on Onondaga Boulevard. Big props, dog. Big prop, big dog. Appreciate y'all. Well, something that you and I can relate to, and I know the audience can relate to. Something we've been talking about

an nauseam is something that I think affects all of us. And that's, did you know what we're undergoing in this country right now? We have a mansion shortage. No. Real estate agents are saying we just can't. What do we do?

We don't have enough mansions for the wealthy people to buy mansions. And I've been saying this, guys, I've been saying this. You're just sitting there. What do we do? I don't know. Here's real estate agent Nicole Wyatt. Oh, God. Explaining the problem.

Pacific Heights Mansion sold for 56 million a few months ago after multiple offers. Okay. Atherton, already the most expensive zip code in America, just hit a median home price over $10 million. Brokers are calling it a mansion shortage. There just aren't enough trophy homes for the amount of AI money chasing them. So if you're active anywhere in the luxury tier, not just the $70 million tier, but $3 million, $5 million, $8 million, this is the wave that's pulling your market upward to. The people who are making all their money on AI, they can't find extra trophy homes. And that's just, that's a big problem right now.

You know, why aren't we thinking about them? I was in such a good mood. I know. And now, they can't find their third or fourth trophy home. Tragedy is struck. Well, good news. Oh, good news if you live in this state. Oh, okay.

As a couple in New York, yeah, has their home for sale. Thank God. Except not for people. I mean, it would be. People could live in it. I'm going to show you this on Twitch and YouTube in the show.com. And I can't emphasize enough that this is literally for a dog. Oh, it's one of these people.

They built a $3 million dog house that is now up for sale. I'm a grumpy face right now. A New York couple is putting their dog estate on the market after spending between $2 and $3 million, transforming it. Now, for those of you not in Twitch and YouTube, I'm going to tell you,

unbelievable. This would be a nice house, a human house. Yeah. For humans to live in. For humans. Unreal.

And they built it for their dog. They purchased the property in 2019. They built this dog house for their bearded collie buster. Those are fun dogs. Howard and Suez Rubin, or Susie Rubin. Susie Rubin.

Relocated from Boca Raton, where their heat was too much for the dog. Oh, so they moved up to New York. Yeah, there you go. They built Busters Retreat. It's 2.76 acres. It features a pool, sunshelves, artificial turf, a fence playground, heat deflecting pool decking, and strategically placed shade trees. And I got to smell other people's dinners sometimes.

What are we doing? I wish that was a beer. We have failed as a society. I mean, good for the dog. Yeah, the dog made out. I'm not mad at you, Buster. And like, I don't care. Do that, spend your money, do that, or whatever.

It just, oh. They say, well, we never use it. It's his house. Yeah. Of course it is. Yeah. Howard said, Susie's longing for Florida again.

Listing agents have it now. Listed and... Is this going to leave Buster there? I guess Buster's going back to Florida, whether he likes it or not. You buy the house that they're in and then out back, they're just letting you know that Buster's out back in his house. So, good news. So, neighbors. Jumps in his pool.

Good news. If you're dealing with what is being called the mansion shortage, we got you. We got you. Just come down to New York, come up to New York, wherever you are, come over in New York. We got a dog house for sale. About $3 million, just chump change for you. If you're in the luxury tier. How do you make a name as the city's most compelling compact crossover?

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And I tried to pull my dash cam footage So I could post on social It didn't come across as well It looked like I was driving into the upside down From Stranger Things Like the whole sky I can just see it It was pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

It was crazy Yeah it was real weird Because it wasn't really up by me So But I kept waiting for the big stones And I don't think it made it that north It looks like all the reports It's up like south of us, Waterloo, I guess, got real bad.

It looks like they, by the time they got here, they'd broken up into like weird chunks that just kind of filtered off. So some place just got nailed. But yeah, more out west, it seems. Yeah, so hopefully everyone's doing well this morning, maybe picking up some branches or trees. I see some flooding happening out there. Yeah, that was, last few times it's rained.

I feel like it's rained harder than it's ever rained ever. It's been good. Hey, we need it. Hey, we need it. I was, I did want a good thunder and lightning storm, though. I got a couple good thunder rumbles, but I wanted like a real summer storm. Yeah. I didn't get it. There was one. I know people did.

Yeah, there was one where I was like, whoa, here we go. And it didn't do anything after it. And you had no Elsa last night, right? So how was she'd handling it? She was stuck between my, yeah, stuck between the rents. Mm-hmm. She was all safe and curled up. Yeah, Seneca Falls, Cortland Probble.

They got it down there. It was just south of all of us. So, well, and it was, it was alarming because I went after, you know, we were at the Red House doing stuff. And I didn't look at my phone for, I don't know, an hour. Right. When we first got there and I sat it down and we were getting ready and doing things and promos and blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And then I looked and I had like 15 alerts.

Really? I just kept getting the severe warning tornado, severe warning tornado. Severe warning tornado. And I'm like, all right, did you glitch out? one for each is fine. Yeah, but see in the map this morning, there was a ton of stuff. You did see that a tornado touchdown somewhere? Yeah, I read somewhere.

I thought that out that way there was one where somebody, it did touch down somewhere. Yeah. So, man, yesterday. It spent a weird couple of days at the Great New York State Fair. There was some flooding yesterday. They closed temporarily. Then they had to close early. But now, we have a five-day stretch where it looks perfect for the Great New York State Fair.

Yeah. And I want to keep hammering home. It seems like this year we've got a lot of our local friends set up at the fair. And I know how much it costs to be there. So I want them to succeed. Yeah, a lot of our friends took a gamble this year. It was a gambling year. And I want them to pay off.

And I know they've gotten through a couple of hard days, but I want us to support our local friends. So get over to the fair. You got a five-day stretch. You got a long weekend, a lot of people. Go see our friends at a redneck Ruben truck. Yeah, even if it's just for that, that's what I do. Go see our friends at Lock One Distilling. Go get dinner.

Go see our friends at Ashley Lynn. Go see everybody who's over there working hard. And help them make some money off this great New York State fairs. It's been kind of a rough couple of days. Because then it helps us later when we want to do something and we want them involved. And then they were more willing instead of being like, well, we did the fair. And it kind of wrecked everything. Oh, Rob's going on Friday.

So these vendors will make them. They'll make them on. They'll be fine. We'll be fine. They'll be fine. Stay home. We're good. We're looking at our numbers here, and some guy came on Friday and just ate everything.

Just eating grilled cheese. He was double fisting grilled cheeses. Our boy, Nick, over at Tawson. Fire does a great job. We have a lot of very central New York friends that are set up at the fair this year, and we want them to succeed. So go and support all local. I.

Today, you've got Herman's Hermits. You've got her lovely daughter. Weird. Weird. Weird. What? So what was it they're showing? So when is better than Ezra then?

Tomorrow. Sorry, my bad. So they were doing that. The news does a weird thing. The news does a weird thing where they put up a graphic for tomorrow's things and I don't know why. For no reason. Just randomly. Okay, sorry.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Today you got Herman's Hermits. At one. And then you got Zeezy Top on the big stage tonight. Okay. And at 6 o'clock you got Jesse McCartney. Who, if you don't remember Jesse McCartney,

No I really don't I know I know of him but I talked this up on 93Q a few times See sisters got to go to work the fair today Because someone got hit real hard So thinking of everybody who got hit last night with the storms Get over to the fair today and enjoy some

Jesse McCartney, baby Beautiful Zone That's a song about Cody I sing that to Cody and his beautiful soul. Yeah, when I get here in the morning, he's already singing that for me when I walk in.

It's like my interest song. But I also, just to complain about tomorrow's X, because I can't do anything without complaining. You put better than Ezra at one. Yeah, what's up with that? And then the Shrek rave at nine? I get that it's got to be dark for that,

but like, you come on. Really? Not better than Ezra get a better slot than one o'clock. Maybe people are on a Friday? Or, I mean, whoever, like, you're going to put Braxton Keith? Who's that country?

It's got to be. It's got to be. That name is screams open comer. Got a bunch of, yes, you got a bunch of fun stuff happening. Sunday as Stella Lefty, do not ask about her father.

You know that story? Yes, isn't her dad, she's not, I'm not gonna say Nepo baby, but like her dad's a billionaire. He found a Groupon. Yeah,

oh yeah, the coupon guy, yes. Yeah, yeah. But you're not allowed to ask her about that. Don't you dare. Ask me the thing I'm most known for. Tonight you got Zizi top. Tomorrow you got,

this is on the big stage. ZZ-Z-Top. Big Stee. Violet Femmes tomorrow night. Trace Atkins on Saturday. Robin Fick on Sunday. And the Wyclef, Jean, put the bullet in my bubble goes. On Monday night.

No, thank you for any of those. See, when he says it enthusiastically, it doesn't hurt as bad. Huh? No, thank you. That all sounds awful. No, I love it. I love it. I love Wyclef.

But look at, five straight days of great weather, the great news. New York State Fair. I want you to get out there. I want you to have a good time. Please. I want you to support our local friends. Stone Demmel Bilets. Good morning. This is the show. Tonight. Why are we talking over a little bit of that? I don't know what's going on. Something's not matching, but my brain can't. It's so inside baseball. We're a syndicated show, friends, and we broadcast to multiple markets. So my job is to match things so that the songs time out and the commercials time out. Somebody else's job.

Well, there's that, but something's not matching. But also, either I'm too tired or I sustained a head injury last night, I can't solve the puzzle. We're keeping an eye on. So we're all just keeping an eye on me. Yep. Seeing what happens. It's like a puzzle I can't solve.

Thank you, Scotty. Scotty. I see it happening. Yeah. And one market says a number and the other market says a number, so then I think I make an adjustment, but I've done it wrong twice. Wrong one, wrong side, both times. Both times.

So, we'll keep an eye on me. Get your head squeeze a little tight. I started, I did. I did. We start to drool a little bit. Just, you know. Just we'll head on. Anyways, Cody, did you hear about this mansion shortage that's going?

Just kidding. Say, uh-oh. Here he goes. He's doing the same story. Uh-oh. He's doing the same story. I turn on the lights and he didn't see. seem to bother him so much, so I think we're okay for a little.

Deb says, I feel bad for Josh, but I'm happy it's not my kid that was concussed again. No, I got my own bruises and such. Yeah, have your mother seen you? No, this is, I just woke up and I saw these. Yeah, Deb, you don't want to see. You don't want to see what your baby boy looks like. Mine better. I'm on, I'm okay.

I don't know about my chest. He's all bruised up. He's all bruised up. I have a feeling he's looking at a blank screen over there. Okay, all right. Just making sure real quick. It wasn't just white. A big green alien statue was stolen from a Georgia store.

It's kind of like a reverse abduction, isn't it? Yeah, I was just going to say, they usually take us. How the turn tables. How the turn tables. It was outside of Charlie's funky junk shop. You don't never want your junk to be called funky junk. Another business in the neighborhood spotted the statue somewhere and returned it safely.

Do we know? Okay. Well, this story got me thinking it's just, they stole an alien. Someone was just like, no, mine. Do we ever know what happened in that big ass bull cow thing from outside of babes? Yeah. Where did it end up? It just made an appearance somewhere, but it went somewhere and was like safe and it's somewhere else now.

It wasn't stolen, right? No. That's too big. They put it somewhere and then it made like an appearance somewhere very recently because I saw. Come see the babes, baby's big bull ox or whatever it is. Whatever its name is. But isn't that weird? The obsession with that giant cow from a steakhouse?

Well, it was a pretty big landmark. If you're out and taking that road all the time, you see Babe every day. You're like, okay, I'm here. I know to. Was it called Big? The store was Babes. Yeah, I don't. Was it Babes?

No idea. I don't know. It was a baby. Or the restaurant. Oh, man, I need to go home. Yeah. I need to go home. Now I'm doubting myself.

I know Babes is the restaurant in Utica. Yeah. But I don't know what that steakhouse. Joel Steakhouse it was called. Jol's got you. Babe the Bull. Babe now. See, I am combining things.

It's with the Switz's ogre. They're hanging out. The ogre's on top of the bull. Riding. Around. New episode of Sunday brunch just dropped. Like a cartoon. Oh.

Oh, no. We went to, oh, did we go? You and me and Paulie went over to San Miguel's cross from St. Chos. Coming on next to Booty on duty. Hey, what are you talking about? I thought I had that shift. You're listening to the dog.

Yo, ho, ho. If you're just tuning in, I believe I sustained a head injury last night at the wrestling show, and my mind can't comprehend things. But that really makes today's show extra special, doesn't it? Because we don't know what's going to happen next. I feel pretty good. It's the first time at something that I didn't get hit in the head. The friends we made along the way, Coco.

Yeah, you don't remember. You look different, AJ. When did you grow a beard? Oh, I don't have my song, or my glasses. I'll put my glasses on. This is the most Avenge sevenfold concert experience I think you can have. As a 24-year-old woman has been charged with stealing and crashing an ambulance at an

Avenged Sevenfold concert, that's my effie nightmare. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It sounded Phoenix. Yeah, the synapses are off today, Joe. I'm coming to see you in a couple hours. I'm going to operate a vehicle here in a minute. So you'll see how that works out. Good luck.

I might just drive right into Joe's Bay. I'm hearing my oil change. Yeah. Like when an old person accidentally kicks the accelerator instead of the break. Right. You're next door inside of that restaurant or whatever the heck that. You used to be there. They're driving to the OIP or something.

Sorry. Here I am. He's at the Burn Dairy. What? 27th of August. Down at Phoenix, Arizona. It was outside of the amphitheater where events sevenfold and good. Charlotte were performing, Grace Vicente allegedly entered an unattended ambulance with the keys left

inside by paramedics. That's a... I was waiting for my brain to fire back to what you were talking about. I believe they have to leave the thing running or the keys in it. I've been told ambulances because you don't want to have an emergency. Yeah. You don't want to have an emergency in the vehicle won't start. Yep.

Yep. Cop, because that's what the officers would do. It costas. I learned. So you leave it running. Because I asked them. I wanted to know. No, I remember that years ago.

I was like, what's up with that? He goes, you're going to go to an emergency and your battery's dead? Yeah. So, good call. They just let it run, which I understand makes total sense. But that's also going to be very tempting for a lady who's probably on a couple things or maybe a little buzzed and she's at a concert. Ooh, yeah. I'm trying to victim blame here, but.

I mean, it is his fault. It's an event. It's an event sevenfold show, and she's probably getting a little twisted and she sees an idling ambulance. Most people, though. see that and just leave it because of, you know, laws and, laws and morals. Can I ask you a question? Because we don't know what led up to this.

What if she was drinking claws? If she was drinking claws. That is the loophole. Technically, there are no laws. That's the loophole. You still have morals, though, and that you steal an ambulance. Oh, okay. Then that's a little bit like, oh, man.

Your honor. Someone can't get to an emergency. Your honor. My. client. Sure. Stolen ambulance. Your Honor, please.

I know this. But if I can just verify one thing for you and the jury, where is it? She was. Right here. She was drinking clause. And?

Prior to the incident, and we all know there ain't no laws when you're drinking clause. Case dismissed. Case dismissed. Order. She was, uh, she drove the, van, ambulance.

And she crashed it, you said, right? Into another car. Now it's still no good for someone to go use. Yeah, you're bringing somebody else's life into this now. The driver of that car had to go to the hospital. They're fine. She was charged with DWI and vehicle theft. Her attorney told a local outlet that she had traveled to Arizona for the concert.

Oh, no. Calling the incident completely out of her normal nature. Oh, okay. Well, sucks. But. Your honor. Now it is. Your honor.

My client was drinking clothes. Travel to the area, which means she's not even from there. Oh, that's got to be the worst. And does that mean all of her friends are stuck there now that drove road with her? Right. They're like, where are your keys? Where's your car? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Can you even imagine that? A concert protocol. Three other people inside. They're like, where did? Like, dude. Whatever her name is go. Imagine you, the hell.

Me and a couple of buddies drove down to, like, Jersey. Yeah. For a concert. And we're at that concert. We're all tailgating. And one body screws up and gets arrested and goes to jail. Or just, yeah, we went to that Yankee game. Yeah.

And you went to the bathroom for a minute and never came back. And it's just me and the boys standing by the gate going. Well, more likely Ralphie gets turned up and gets arrested. Ralphie gets, well, he's a little too hammered on ice cream. I was going to say he's pocking in ice creams. Sir, sir, sir, they're free. But like, what protocol there? I'm sure you, I'm sure people listening have been in this scenario.

I ain't staying in New Jersey because my buddy's screwed up. Is that a bad friend? No, no. If we traveled to a concert and you got arrested and you got to spend the night in jail? No, I mean, it depends. Like who and what the situation is. Like, if I just have to wait for you for the morning, if you're just a casual acquaintance.

Yeah, okay, yeah. Then it's probably not like, we're going back. Sorry. If it was you, I'd get a hotel and I'd write it out. I'd be like, get them in the morning. If it was some rando that was just coming along with this, I don't know. You, I'm out of here. Yeah.

No. Sorry, dude. I don't know. Find a way home. Take a bus. Nora, just, yeah, just tell you. Like, I don't know. You're the one to screw this up and made it so we didn't have a ride now.

Well, now I found one home and I'm not using you because you went to jail. Or it's like somebody's girlfriend who got too drunk and then she got in a fight. Yep. Like, dude, that's your girlfriend. I don't know her. I'm going. We're going back home. Yep, sorry.

I ain't staying out here. What is protocol? Shouldn't have crashed your ambulance. Coco puffs at 7 o'clock. The show, too dangerous for the radio waves. You're using the other cam again? Yeah. You need me to come over and do anything, or you're good.

I think we're good because I don't need to play the video games. Oh, the mic thing, but we don't worry about it. It's talking the room. It's good. We'll worry about it. Another time. It's been a busy week. Yeah, once we can figure out what exactly the new whole setup will be.

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And I don't get I don't get much door dash. I know that you're more of a door dasher. I'm a weird door dasher. How so? I rarely, it's got to be a really good deal for me. It'll be like a special treat to get it.

delivered. Yeah. There's got to be all the right deals, no delivery fee, all that stuff. I use DoorDash to order and then go get it. Yeah. Just because sometimes there's deals that you... In the app, right. You've told me that.

I, for one, live too far away to get things DoorDat. I could, but it'd be like $80 cheeseburger. I have a feeling the delivery fee they would hit you hard. Also, I don't feel like DoorDash is financially responsible of, because said that many times on here. I don't think you're being smart with your money if you're door dashing every day like our coworkers do. Our coworkers doordash, I think multiple times a day because they're busy. And they're busy with dog photo shoots and they're doing a lot of different.

Lots of hard work. A lot of hard work out out. So they can't get out and get the food. They got to have a door dash. Every day we'll see a door dacher pull up here and deliver breakfast. As soon as they get here, they plan breakfast lunch. And then I think I'm, because I came back yesterday and I smelled food again, there might be a third meal later in the day.

A little snaggy snack. A little snacky snack. Our co-workers might be getting in three meals here at work, which is impressive, which is very impressive. Dog gets a treat. They get a treat. Dog get the treat. Then Polly's going to show up

and tell you about his dog. It's a whole. It's a whole rigum rule out there. It's a fun. It's a whole rigumel roll. So this DoorDash story comes out of Texas, I believe. Oh, Deas. It's a guy who was at his house playing video games.

And he gets the alert on his phone. Your DoorDash has been delivered. Same time he gets a mobile, he gets a cam roller from the ring cam. It's like, yeah, there's been a movement on your front door. Okay, yeah. Setting it down. He's like, oh, sweet, my food's here. And he goes and gets his food.

And then he checks the ring cam footage and sees that the door dash delivery man was completely nude when he delivered it. Just a naked guy delivering his food. Popped out of his whip with his dong flopping. Kianti Matt Locke says the incident happened just outside of his Houston home. He was inside playing a video game. Houston, we have a problem. A pair of problems.

He was outside. He was inside playing a video game, got the alerts I told you about. Yep. He checked the notification and realized all the DoorDash have been delivered. My God. By a man who was completely naked. That is one Houston rocket he is not going to root for. Now, I can't even imagine.

So the guy was just nude whipping around? Okay, I'm going to ask you a protocol question. Did he get out of the car to pick up the food? Nude? No, it couldn't have. Did he get nude between the around? He picked up my food, got naked. That's dinner and a show.

That's dinner and a show. You can't just be naked in the world because that's, you know, illegal. But. But then he complained to DoorDash about it. And if I'm DoorDash, I'm like, I didn't, what did I do? You didn't screen this guy in up or something? I don't know, because it's just a matter of, it's your employee. Sorry, I know that, you know, what are you going to do?

But it comes down on DoorDash. That's their employee and the guy, obviously. that now they can fire the guy. He's no longer allowed to use the app. Press charges if you want or whatever. DoorDash released a statement. What this customer experience was abhorrent and we've reached out directly to offer our support.

This man's behavior was vulgar and completely unacceptable. And as soon as we were made aware, our team permanently removed their access to our platform. We do not tolerate sexual harassment or misconduct of any kind. And we stand ready to assist law enforcement with any investigation. Because, yeah, if it was, you know, they're lucky it wasn't like a kid or something like that

that's where it stops being funny if there's a kid involved or maybe just like kids outside and a naked guy gets out they're lucky it was just a dude that saw your naked ass or else it could be a lot worse and you're lucky the dude didn't see it

and come out and beat your ass yeah because you're not your naked in front of like his house yeah and that's then you know here's the other thing let me ask you this yeah

you eating it you know it's a great question It's a great question. Is the bag taped? Everything is still, like, you know, McDonald's, you ever seen their delivery? They have those like circle stickers and they like, boop, boop, right, that close that paper bag.

Right. All closed, no drink. Don't worry about drink. I'm going to admit something. I'm not drinking the drink. I don't know. Not drinking the drink. Yeah.

Let me work through this because I'm going to admit something that's going to make me seem like a bad person and that's fine. I'm not proud that I do this. Okay. But on the times that I do, get DoorDash and the person's car is really dirty inside or like it looks gross. Okay. Sometimes I don't want, yeah, I'm a little judging.

I don't like that about me. I listen, it's hard. It's hard to be broke. It's hard to be broke. I get it. They're trying to make a living. But I'm always like that where I'm like, that food went in your car. Yeah.

No, I can see that because it's, you don't want your food, you know, just in case. Or if they're like smoking, smoking in the car with my food. Yep. Have you seen that? I don't like that about me, but I'm being honest with it. No, yeah, yeah, no, I can get that. But, no. Naked guy, I think you're right to say no drink.

I'm not doing the drink. Yeah. I don't even like, here's the thing about the- If it's still closing me in the food. Here's the thing about DoorDash. Here's what I do. And again, I don't get it at my house. We usually get one on vacation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is when you're on vacation and we're in a hotel and I get DoorDash, they don't bring it to your room. You got to go meet them? Yes. That, yep, the one time I've done that years ago, yep. So you got to go meet them. You got to go downstairs.

Which I like because. Of downstairs. Yeah, or you get the tax on here, which I like, because I can go then, like, see, like, what's the food? How did it travel here? Yep. Yeah. Did they pull it out of his, and honestly, honestly, it's a sliding scale because we got pizza on vacation. And the woman's car was very dirty and messy, but she was very sweet and very nice and a great customer service.

what, that canceled out the messy car to me. Yeah. Because I go, maybe she can't control that situation, but she worked really hard to deliver me this pizza, and I respect that. I appreciate that. Yep. No, I usually. Mel just says I don't trust anyone.

I'm not ordering DoorDash. I get it. No, I more am like super apologetic. Over what? Whenever. That you're naked because you're a naked. When I do get DoorDash delivered, I'm always like, I make sure I meet them. I'm like out on the balcony.

Oh, really? And I was like, oh my God, thank you so much. I give them extra good tip as long as you know, it's not delivered in time and all that stuff. Dude, I'm such an obnoxious tipper. You should pray that you get me on DoorDash because I'm so ashamed of myself that I'm not going to go get the food and I'll pay you to do it. Well, and it's when it's when it's a special treat and I get all the good deals

and all that stuff. I usually do move where I double dip the tip. I'll give you that tip, but I also then start, I have a, a stack of ones where Oh, do that. This is yours. As long as... Don't let DoorDash know about it.

No, as long as you keep getting here quick or whatever and all that, that'll all be yours. I always try to incentivize by giving a big tip before they even accept the order. Can they see that? I don't know.

Because DoorDash is kind of cheap. It would be like a $60 order and they'll be like, your driver's he is $2. I'm like, F that. No, I usually put in the little comments thing just so they know. I don't want them to, to think that I'm being a jerk.

So I'll be like, don't worry about the tip it says there. I have cash. That's usually what I put that way. Then they know, okay, he's got something else. I get what he gave me there. I'll give him something in that app. But yeah, it's not all there. So here's K.

Yeah, I feel like they're being real greedy door dashes and they're not like taking care of their drivers. So I'll be like, no, no, no. You bring me this pizza. I got some ones for you. I'm putting a $5 tip in the app. And then when you get here, bump that up a little bit. All right?

So good. I'm glad they can see the tip, but. I could see where it ends. This guy saw a different kind of tip. But no. You can saw where it ended up and now where it starts. But then I also get jealous. Do you ever get jealous that your DoorDash driver is seeing other people?

Like when they make multiple stops? Depends on the- Oh, I guess I'm not your first priority. Depends on the situation. You're stopping at their house before my house. Okay. Because if you're watching them and you see them like go out of their way when they cut a very easily delivered to you first.

then I'm like Come on man Bro What are you doing But also Gotta make a living I get it Then the other times

No because you can pay And I've done it once You pay to be priority I've done it once Where I'm like Is it worth it? Me first Is it worth it?

I'm remembering that yes It was Hottest food And I can't remember if it was It might have been five guys Because I wanted The fries to be Hot but it might have been

A pizza place I can't remember Either way remember being worth it, but three, it's usually like three bucks. Yeah, you got to bump up. But it's like, when you hit that button of, prioritize me, me first, please.

Like a baller. I feel like Mr. Monopoly with your monocle and your top hat. I demand of first service. My McDonald's. Get the show on demand wherever you find your favorite podcasts or just head to the show. Dot FM as a website www.w.w.com.

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For joining us. Now, I love a good internet debate, and I like, I like this. So for years we debated daylight savings. Should we have it? Should we keep it? Get rid of all that stuff. Was it real? Was it real?

Was it a real thing? What's what? Is that anything you, was that my pooper this morning? Might have been my pooper from this morning. What's he got, bud? We got a lot, got a lot of activity outside this morning. Like weird weapons in his hand, but not real weapons. So people are safe and okay?

You're going to get hit with a stick shaped like, whatever that is. So back to the debate online. Let me ask you this. As now we are in the October months. No, we're not, but we'll get there. No, the Burr months. Damn, this head in here. We're in the Burr months.

Yep. People are asking, should we even out the months? Meaning, some months have 29 days. Some months have 31 days. Yes. Let's even them out.

Yep. Every month, 30 days. Yes. Agreed. Hell yeah. Post on social media is going viral, as people are divided over the length of months. No, I'm in on it.

365. Now here's how they want to do it. Some of these are just funny, all right? So we can keep our, I don't know if the math would work out. If we kept 12 months and made them all, what, 30 days? Yeah, yeah, does it all even out? I don't know if it all evens out. You can't just have like one throwaway day that's,

this one's just for extra if we need it. And we'll just have it just be whatever day. Mm-hmm. No, we can't have any extra. These are some of the suggestions coming in. We could do 13 months, 28 days each. That's going to leave us one extra day because that's 364. Okay.

That makes New Year's Day a non-day. New Year's Day is an non-day. It's just days. Zero. It's Day Zero. We call it Day Zero. That sounds terrifying. Don't say that.

And we spend every... Welcome to Day Zero. All right. I don't like that one anymore. All right. Every first day of the New Year's day soon. We could do. Have we survived?

We could do five equal months of 73 days apiece. I. Jebuary. April. Jogust. Soctober. Soctober. And December.

I don't like the five months. I don't want to rename them. I don't want to relearn crap. Never mind. This is all too much. Keep it out. It's too late. The real issue is going to be.

be birthdays. Oh yeah, that's true. But I already don't know the April, June and something November. Here's my button. So you remember. Like, I don't, I don't even remember that. So I don't need to not remember the new one. Yeah, I don't know the new months. So I'm not going to, I'm not going to learn that one either. Did you all learn the new months? Nope. I don't. Didn't learn the old ones. I didn't learn to me either. We could tell you. 12 even months. Yeah. This is the Egyptian method that's been pitched. Okay. 12 even months. 30 days apiece. It's going to leave you five extra days.

See, again, no, you can't. We can nothing. Okay. We can nothing. See, here's the thing. Murder's legal. This is like, it's like, adultery is legal. It's like a sign from it.

Drugs are legal. You can't. Anything goes. You can't have a show about nothing. Oh, all right. So I can't have a nothing day or nothing week? Well, because there's going to be something happening. So for that week, we just, nothing week.

Nobody has to work. But we all. still get paid? Because that, you know what I mean? Because the loss, all right, we just made up, we made up a nothing week. We don't get paid. But no, you keep if there's, it's like division. Oh, sorry, you got it wrong.

There's a remainder. Look, there's a remainder. Either way, whatever, we would be screwed somehow. Like, the corporations would do great. Yes. They've only got to, if we did the five month thing, and we'd have to just get paid 10 times a year now or whatever it is. Yeah, but work out better for rich people.

Yeah, it'll work out great for them. But no, see, yeah, none of these extras work. We just have to leave it how it is. Sorry. All right. It's too late. The issues are that say you have like a Jebuary. Soctober.

Soctober. Jebruary. Necember. Seventy-day Jebuary would be real hard. Well, I mean, you got to think. Because you're like, oh, my God, it's still Jebuary. But how about this, though? Uh-huh.

You're like, oh, man, the worst time for weather is January. But guess what? We're already into the 60th, January. There's only 11 days of January left. Then we get into the warmer weather. It's going to be April before you know it. It's going to be April before you know it, Bob. So, I mean, for that part, maybe.

And by the way, can I just say something here? Oh, also, no more truck to-bo. I'm out. No more October? Yeah, I'm out. No. Well, I celebrate Honda days, so it doesn't affect me. Oh, okay.

Okay. Um, by the way, every single one of these joke words is going to be some stupid like Mormon baby name. This is my baby Jebruary. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my daughter, Mapril. This is Necester. Have you met Jogist? We just had Jogist.

It's my boy Soctober. My boy's October. I'm December. I miss Necum. Yeah, I can't find a way to make this work. No. Without having a zero day or nothing week. That's what I mean.

If it worked out real well where, hey, look, every, every month we can do 30 days. I feel like that homeless guy might be. Yeah, there's blocking the door maybe. Then it'd be like, oh, okay, I'm all for it. Because some days, 31, oh, there's 29 in the old, there's 30 years. Then it's all nice and equal, but you can't. Can't know it. So we don't.

I think we do nothing week. Think of the fun we could have during nothing week. We keep it all the months. It's only five days. It's not that bad. No, but it's... Make it a long weekend if you don't want it during the week. But are you getting paid?

No. No, we'll be screwed somehow. So everything is closed. So then I'm bored. Is it during December time? So it's cold. All I can picture is like a week, that weird Christmas time where we're not doing anything.

It's kind of like that week. But another one of those. Yeah. It's kind of like that week, but not everybody celebrates Christmas. So what would they do? You got it though because... During nothing week.

It's not like, that anymore. They're a Christian nation. Everybody celebrates the months. Okay. So this is the week of the month that you do. Well, we're making it, we're working it out right now. Why not do nothing week during the summer months?

Although not everybody has the same summer months. Exactly. There's still going to be people that get screwed by it. So there you can't. And then you're right. Businesses and stuff can't be open. But what if we do a government funded nothing week? Yeah.

I know. I'm working through it. Yeah, I mean, there's too many parts. There's too many. moving parts. I can't figure this out. I think we're stuck with what we got. That sucks. I was looking forward to having a joggest

birthday. You'd be December. I'd be in December. I'll stick with no more, no Soctober, it's only in our heads. Or what if we found a way? I'm talking to it. It doesn't make sense. It's over. I was thinking of having... Too many extra days. You can't have any extra days. You just can't. It's like when you're putting together a piece of furniture and you got like five extra screws. Well, it's just you can't, you can't make something

out of nothing. I can. Nope. Can't. Because you're right. Who's going to run all of our essentials that week? There's nothing there. We got to have hospitals.

You can't just have where, poof, everything is vanished. So the day doesn't exist. That's the only way, that's what they mean by nothing, because it has to be something. Tax sign, great idea. 13 months,

all 28 days, Cody. Then we get to invent a whole new month name. See, they think that's again where you're running into problems. trying to teach people new things. What would I name a month? I don't give it, God damn, because I ain't calling nothing another month.

I ain't calling it. Reagan invented 12 months. Uh-huh. Here's what they are. Here's what I'm sticking to. Nebraska says my middle name is May. Would I have to change that to April? Yep.

You would. And if Nebraska's birthday is in December, Yep. December, Nebraska, Nebraska. Nebreca. Maple. Slide those down. Glitching out.

Glitching out. Happy Soctober 3rd to those of you who celebrate this is the show. Can't believe it's already soctober 3rd. Already soctober, man. It's crazy. For you know, it's going to be, I've already forgot the stupid names of the months. Nastember. Nesember.

Yep, Nesember. And then January. February. May April. So let's talk athlete DWIs as well. We've had a few this summer. We have Tony Romo. We have Tiger Woods.

Taka, Taka, Tucka, Taka, Woods, y'all. You said Tony Romo's been in definite suspension. So who knows? He's probably got to complete a program. And then he can come back. So they released the body cam footage the other day where Tony Ramos said he had just left the golf tournament and he was driving to Grandma and Grandpa's house.

What does that mean? I honestly, I think he was trying to play all of the Hey, no, I'm going to a grandma and grandpa's house. You're just being funny? No, no. Like a cop is going to see them be like, oh, he's just. Oh, he's a sweet boy.

He's going to his grandma and grandpa's house. Yeah, he's like, I'm just going to grandma and grandpa's. I'm just a good old, good old boy, what? I don't understand. The ex-Dalice cowboy was taken into custody with a blood alcohol content of, do you notice, did you see his BAC? No. Pretty impressive BAC.

Point one five. Yeah. That's twice the legal limit, Bob. You've been pounding them all day. Yes, Shinobi, it's no nut December this year. No, no, no, December, the three ends. Point one five, I'm pretty out of it. Like, I ain't going to try to drive.

Yeah. Point one of five is pretty drunk. That's pretty up there. But I would imagine he could come back at some point. To get one of those doesn't impact his ability to tell me that there's going to be an overthrow over the middle and late, you know, November. No, it does sound like, listen, I'm sorry for anybody who has addiction. It seems to be like a monkey. You can't get off your back.

They say they did see an open bottle of liquor in his passenger seat of his black Jeep. Also, he was doing a little boozing on the course type deal. Had it maybe in his golf bag? Because that's what he was doing. He was at a golf thing. He was at a golf thing, but then he brought it up to the passenger seat. Or it was in, it was just in like his cooler type deal. It said cops stated in a court filing that he, quote, had an open box.

of an alcoholic beverage located on the passenger side of this black Jeep. So whatever that means. Beard. It means I had an open container, Jim. A little road soda. It means that I either had beer, but usually, Jim, if you look, beer cannot be resellable. So I probably had an open container of a liquor of vodka, Jim, probably. If I could venture a guess.

This gym right here, that's the cup holder of a little Benin, Jim. Wow. We almost had the court proceeding. that his ordeal was due to a substance abuse issue he had. Yeah, he's going to go to rehab. That he developed over several back operations that he underwent during his time as an NFL player. All right. A lot of other people who have gone through surgeries and didn't develop it.

So you got to take a little responsibility here, Tony. But he also probably shouldn't lose his job if, you know, he has a little bit of an issue. Substance abuse is a terrible thing. I hope he gets the help he needs. But just please do not drink and drive. The other DWI came from TagaTagga, Tago Woods, y'all. As Tiger No he had a

Oh in the song Oh sorry yeah He had his thing this week He gotcha He struck a plea deal Lost his license for five years As he should Judge told him no exceptions

If he drives for any reason He immediately goes straight to jail Straight to jail Because he had You almost died bud And then he flipped that thing Yeah dude That's what I'm saying like

I feel I deal with this in my personal life people who are dealing with alcohol abuse. It's terrible. People don't make great decisions, and I don't know how to help them. Yeah. And Tiger Woods is another example. You rolled your vehicle.

Like, most people get one Dewee, and they're like, oh, my God, I got to change my life. It's life changing, but some people. But that monkey on your back, you can't shake it. You've seen it. I've seen it. And he is another of, from surgeries. Yeah. So I think it starts with these guys with pain pills.

And then they don't, they know that, all right, can't keep popping perks all day. So I think Tiger cut pop, popping perks all day. Yeah. Because I think in that car accident, I think they keep finding stuff. He was all glazed over and stuff. Oh, yeah. I saw that. But then they turn to the other things as well, you know.

Yeah. So. And the good news is, it seems like all these GLP ones, like the Ocempics and the Majaros and all that, those are really helping with addictions. So I'm hoping that people who have addictions, like alcoholism, or drug addiction can maybe turn to those. That's cool. It seems to have that effect as well,

so I hope that people can help find their sobriety if they need it. He did make a, there was a question asked to the Florida State Attorney, though. Because if I don't have a license, I can't rent a golf cart and drive a golf cart. So what does that mean for Tiger Woods? Does he have to have a driver in his golf cart now? Well, PGA 2 or doesn't, there's been an exempt, exempt, exemption? Exemption. Exemption.

Oh, my God, I can't say it. December. No. There's been exempt. Oh, my God. There's been cases where that's not have to happen. No, no, you've got to say exception. Get it.

It's not exception. But no, it's not, I was thinking, like you're exempt. There's been exemptions. Is that even a word? But there's been times when guys have, there's been one guy, I remember years ago where, and he had something from birth. And the PGA should have let him use a cart and they wouldn't. Oh, interesting.

So you don't use a card on the PGA. Interesting. They asked the attorney in Florida State. She's going to get back to you on that. And he... Oh, my God. That's a great question. Actually, you...

Yeah, I think you could... Can you drive a golf? You know what? You got me. We'll have to look into that. I'll get back to you. I know you cannot drive a golf cart, well impaired on the roads because it is a vehicle.

But I don't... My gut reaction is going to be no. But great question, and I'll get back to you. Yeah, maybe he's got to have a driver. In his regular life... Mm-hmm. No, if it's a rule, you know, other things, but it's, you know, PJ Tour. And also, you have to worry about it.

He's not, he's not any good anymore. Oh, yeah, right, yeah. But like he should have, with the vehicle in the first place, he should have got a driver to drive him home. Yeah, you're still. Maybe he needs to drive him around. And you're still Tiger Woods. If you want to go play 18, then relax, sit in the passenger side and let it be driven around. Like, it's, it's, I mean, I mean,

I don't know. He came back that one time, but I'm pretty much positive. It's over, bud. Yeah. You're done. It's over. It's a rat. The end of your career is not worked out the way you thought it would. Maybe, who knows, years from now, you can pop back up older on the senior PGA tour or something.

Yeah. But, like, but. I hope that they can find the help they need. I hope that they can find the sobriety that they clearly need and can turn their lives around, you know? I will, Jim. Thanks. Thanks, Jim. Thanks, Jim.

You know what yesterday was? I didn't celebrate. I forgot to celebrate. September 2nd, 2001. 25 years ago, yesterday, the first ever broadcast, the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Really? Yeah, 25 years ago yesterday. Seems like we've been watching that for forever growing up.

I have. It's like, it's a couple hours. I'll post it on the K-Rock Facebook page, but somebody posted the first two hours of Adult Swim. What's like the first show? Home movies? Watch. Watch.

Attention swimmers. We've got some new shows coming. That's right. New shows. Harvey. Harvey Birdman. So that's new to. Adult Swim.

Premier's next. We Cartoon Network. This was the literal broadcast. Oh my God. What's this for? Fruitie Pebbles or vitamins? No, it's promoting the Fred Fulmstone Ath. Oh.

It's Cartoon Network's Labor Day Fredathon. I love that. Yep, love that. Monday at 8th. Only on Cartoon Network. Warning swimmer. This is great. We've got some potential violence.

Do you remember these bumps? Yeah. Yes, I do. And some adult situations. No kids in the pool. All kids under 17 out for adult swim. And then they kick it off. All kids out of the pool for adult swim.

All kids out. Wow. This is the original broadcast of adult swim. I like that they had to make sure they did this. All kids. Kids out. All kids out. All kids get out. Over and over again. Yep.

Wow. Right? You forgot you had these in your brain, didn't you? Yeah. Yep, that scene right there with the old guy looking back and forth. We're showing it in Twitch and YouTube right now. Jump in there, the show.com. Do not know what this is at first. It's got to be so weird. All right, let's see.

Is it home movies? Yes. Well, Brendan, I'm sure. trace in my varicose veins. What does it look like I'm doing? Oh, right. Look at the shape this one makes. I call this one the Tigris and the Euphrates. That's the fertile crescent right there

in between. Oh, no. That's for the ladies, Brandon. That's gross. My God, I'm hideous. I tell you. Bann shouldn't have legs like this. It's just a bad color to trace them with. Shouldn't use a highlighter, is what you're saying. Why aren't you coaching?

Well, I'm letting Drew run the practice. It's what assistant coaches are for, running the practice. Yeah, I guess. Assistant coaches are also for doing my laundry. You know, the team really didn't like them. Oh, my God. You gave me food. Right.

Buying me lottery tickets. Yeah, they know his name, too. Hey, Brendan, how come the team never carried me off the field? We tried, but you were too big. Colin Jost and Pete Davidson found a use for that ferry they bought. They bought a Staten Island ferry. You ferry! You ferry!

They bought a Staten Island ferry. Okay. $280,000 four years ago. Don't know why. I think Pete Davidson was into some different kind of... Well, didn't something happen? What? Didn't they, like, buy it and then didn't realize that there was something...

Maybe some stuff to be fixed or whatever. I thought there was some controversy with it or something. I think the fact they bought a ferry and didn't know what to do with it. Yeah. So they bought it. It's been sitting there for four years. Finally, they got a use for it. It'll now be known as the Snapple Island Ferry.

A floating comedy club in New York City. It's a good idea. I just hope they keep it open. Yeah, I don't want this to be a one-off. Like, this could be a funny gimmick that you've got to flow. There's plenty of comics in New York. That's what I mean. It's a good, like, niche thing of how many floating whatever.

You can rent this for a band or... True, like a venue. If it's a venue, then you can use it for a bunch of different things. And seeing how big that waterway was, just that one bridge we went over, why would you not want to explore all of those areas on the boat? We're going to see it in a couple of weeks. because it's at Pier 17 and we're going down to, I think, Pier 18. So we'll be right there by the Snapple Island thing.

I don't know what any of that means. The piers that are along the water were all like the boats go and stuff. Oh, okay. Manhattan is an island, Coco. I didn't know there was like a port or whatever. So we're not going over that same bridge. We, when we drive down, I'll probably... Different bridge.

I'm not going to tell you. Oh, bridge over troubled waters. No, I already prepared for... You already told me we had to go through the tunnel. It might be a mid-time tunnel situation. No, you already told me we had to. I just close your eyes and don't think about it. No, yeah, I'll just look at my phone.

Just don't think about it. I'll just look at my phone. We will jump into your 90s at 9. Yeah, we're not playing that course. Jumping to your 90s at 9. Of course, play little golf gaming is powered by Ryan Phelps. Auto Sales. You are buying from Ryan.

And then back in the stream tonight at 7 o'clock for a Cocoa Puckooke. Because that's a fun. Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. fm for all of the links. Okay. We'll have just a good solid Thursday. Radio World, you get elastic. Oh, Paul, I'd have to go get a drink.

Go get a... Let me just wait. Get a coffee. Scare up.