The Show - DRUNK RACCOON
Episode Date: December 3, 2025Big win for Cuse hoops last night & some follow up on the Toosii news. How many episodes do you give a show? A new raccoon story & this time, he’s wasted. Cans of Cranberry sauce were ...missing the cranberry sauce. Plus, wrapping presents is terrible & so much more on a Wednesdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Good morning to all of you.
Yes, yeah.
How was everyone's Tuesday?
Good, Tuesday.
Big Q's win, storming the court.
All right.
First I'm raising.
It was one of the best ones where there was only about three you on there and half you fell.
Yeah.
So that wasn't a good look.
It wasn't super awkward at all.
I mean, let's just storm the court after every win at this point.
Right, no matter what, storm the court.
Storm it.
Let's go.
Congratulations.
That was a good win.
Yeah, that's a ranked team you said.
right? Yeah, and a good one. And without
Donnie Freeman, so that's also a nice
thing. Yep, who might be out longer
than, you know, who knows? I don't know. Yeah,
still not playing. Yep. I know
my youngest was stoked about that
Tusi news, and when he got in the car yesterday,
he goes, Dad, you see a
Tussie commuter to Syracuse? I go,
yeah, bud. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all.
I think this guy might ball out.
Even if he doesn't, which the
you know, 60-plus-year-old guys across the hall don't get
is that it's a multiple-time platinum rapper.
Yeah.
This has nothing, even it has nothing to do with football.
This is for the kids.
Yeah, like, that's what Katie had a good point in chat yesterday.
Maybe some of the players are like, oh, I guess I'll hang around if Tusi's going to be here.
I'll get to hang out with Tusi.
If it's not going to cost them really much, what, one scholarship?
Oh, did he get a scholarship?
I don't know.
I don't know.
If anything, that's what it would cost him.
If he's rich, wouldn't they be like,
all right, dude, you're just, you're on the team.
We're not going to waste a scholarship on you, but you're on the team.
So, if anything, it's for that.
And he might be decent.
What are the old-timers on ESPN saying about it?
Just that. Just it didn't matter.
And he's not going to play.
That's not a smart move after a three and nine year.
But they look at it as, because, you know,
Paulie's never heard of that guy.
so he must suck.
Oh, all right.
A 55-year-old Paul, he's never heard of a rapper.
I've never heard of him until yesterday either, but...
No, me either, but...
My kids know who he is.
Everybody else knows who he is.
I bet a bunch of 16 to 20...
The 25-year-olds?
Yeah, but a bunch of those kids know exactly who that is.
Yeah.
It's a big deal for coverage, for...
And it's not like a football team is a five-man roster.
There's like 100 players over there.
So what's a...
Who cares?
Whatever.
Put them out there.
Throw them out there.
Who cares?
And, I mean, you got to also look at this as a PR move.
On the same day, Fran's going to fire a bunch of people.
And, like, they're talking about a three-and-nine season.
They also drop the news that a platinum rappers are going to be on the team.
Exactly.
I mean, that was strategic, too.
So.
Oh, there's a whole process.
I can't imagine the callers on ESPN being excited about it.
Oh, God.
I can't imagine a bunch of those 80-year-olds-old's fuddy-duddies.
I don't know.
All right, Grandpa.
We ain't got a quarterback, but we're signing rappers.
Go back to back, Grandpa.
All right.
We're signing rap artists.
What is it?
Now they're going to bring their drugs and weapons to the games.
Real nice.
To the games.
And what are we going to do?
Oh, God, now they're going to be what on their TikToks?
Now we're all in danger because they'll bring their ghetto guns and drugs.
Right.
Real nice.
There goes to the neighborhood.
I'm cool with it.
No, I think it's awesome.
I'm cool.
At this point, who cares?
You know what he's doing?
What's the matter?
And as someone that's not paid by the university, but as a season ticket holder, I think it's a good idea.
Now you get to see two, what, six times?
Just because it's, who knows?
Who knows what's going to happen on the sidelines?
What if he's awesome?
Yeah, what if he's awesome?
What if he's awesome?
What if he's awesome?
What if he's a 25-year-old man?
He's a man?
What if he runs out there and goes, oh, wait, I can just run.
And he does.
Who knows?
He's been working out for a year.
He's probably built now, so, okay, cool.
We got no, we can't go backwards.
If anything, I bet he's got six celebrations.
True.
If he does a big play or something, I bet he's got a cool dance or something.
And you all loved when Adam White's been brought celebrities to the game.
I bet Tusi has a couple celebrities show up.
Right, he's not going to have some of his friends come and watch him ball out?
Mm-hmm.
I bet a couple celebrities show up to the Cuse games now.
And Tusi's probably already given more to the University of Moneywise than he has.
So good morning, everybody.
Congrats, Cuse.
on a busy a couple days.
Big win.
Football team getting some news.
Hoops getting a big win last night.
Wegman's lights on the lake.
Tonight and any night.
Through the holiday, it's a holiday season.
Life the link.
Ricky Frick.com.
Get your tickets right there.
You roll up.
They scan your phone.
Bing, bang, boom.
That's it.
And as someone who just did the lights,
it's a long drive.
And I didn't realize it until I had to drive back.
Yeah, right?
Like, to go through the lights,
it took us like 45 minutes,
and then we had to drive back to the start
so I could drop off my little elf and Tom, the cameraman,
and you're like, Jesus, this thing is really long.
Yeah.
It's a couple miles, yeah.
It's a good trip.
So I go to lights and lake.com, get your information there.
I've only been twice now, so I mean.
Well, what are you doing?
You got to get over there.
I'm a little disappointed in myself.
I do a little bit more there.
It is also a whiskey Wednesday.
I will be live tonight.
on Twitch.
Candy cane whiskey tonight.
Lock one distillings,
candy cane, liquid candy cane.
The one that I have?
Yes, sir.
I like that one.
We're going to be doing Festivus over at Lock One.
We'll be giving you more information here as we get closer to that.
I'm excited.
Friday the 19th.
Oh, Friday the 19th.
Creepy.
We got a lot of fun stuff planned for Festivist.
We're going to get you guys up on the list.
We'll do our annual Festivist games.
got some new games boss lady's been sending me awesome we're going to be having specialty drinks
over there a couple of you are going to get to win exclusive distillery tours with brendon
afterwards and a tasting and i might probably i should have to stay just in case make sure
another show roles or show girls get out of hand you might just need to hang up and plan yep you're
gonna i mean i'm just gonna walk home after essentially yeah right i told the chief engineer every
year i'm just going to get it closer to my house eventually we're just going to do it at my house
I mean, you guys all come in my house.
I don't have got to go anywhere.
I would.
That'd be hilarious.
Come on in, guys.
All right.
Come on.
Go to the basement.
Yep, everyone in the basement.
Go to the basement.
So I'll start making my list here.
That's close enough.
Your kid could come get you.
Hey, come pick me up.
That's close enough.
Can you come pick me up?
Don't do anything stupid.
You can make it.
Just.
Now, they're a better driver than me most of the time.
What I'm saying?
So, that's pretty good.
Come give me.
I'd let him come get me at my house right now.
You're hammered at 9.15 a.m.
It's festival.
The rest of it is for the rest of it.
Do you not a drive or not?
You get to drive.
You drove there.
I don't have a car here.
Ah, ha.
Come to get this one and drive here and again.
Go get me.
Go down to grandma and grandpa's get their car.
Come get me.
You won't steal it?
Just tell him it's an emergency.
You're updating the ringtone.
Caught stealing with Austin Butler.
That's his name.
Yeah.
He's the home.
hunky guy that all the ladies like.
That's a good looking fella.
Yep.
84% on Rotten Tomatoes.
We were just talking to chat about this movie on Netflix.
Caught Stealing.
It's got decent people in it.
Zoe Kravitz is in it.
You see her nips too.
Oh, okay.
Well, then I'm in.
Matt Smith.
She does lots of sex in the movie and you see her nips.
With Austin Butler?
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
Baboni.
Baboni is in it.
Liv Shreiber's in it.
Regina King.
Yeah, it's really predictable.
Action Bronson.
I've really enjoyed movies that feel like 90s movies.
if that makes any sense.
Yeah.
Like back when you just go
and you're going to get an hour and a half of a movie
and that's it.
You know the plot.
It's a guy.
He's got to do a thing.
Yeah.
He gets stopped from doing the thing
because there's a hardship.
But then he overcomes that thing,
takes care of the bad guy,
and wins the thing.
Bingo.
You just told him it,
you just revealed the whole plot of caught stealing.
Yeah.
And that's what I'm into lately.
I'm into just 90 style movies.
What was that one I went to the theater
and saw my wife recently?
My wife.
Oh, yeah.
Forgot.
What the hell was that movie?
Oh.
I can't remember either.
Well, he's dead.
That's it.
I can't remember either.
But it was also like a 90s movie.
Like, this is how this is going to go.
You're going to get an hour and a half of entertainment.
And then we're done.
This is not a 75-hour ordeal.
No, you're good.
You don't need.
Some of them are just ones that are wicked long like that for no reason.
Mm-hmm.
Like, did you have to not cut stuff because of money deals?
Yeah.
Why is this four hours?
Or it's like a six-part Netflix series,
which I, plenty.
I enjoy that.
As long as it's not Netflix.
That and that's fine.
Yeah.
But they,
I like that shows now
have figured that out.
Which is what?
Like,
all right,
we know,
we'll make it.
Three.
I can do three.
We'll make it a little bit longer.
We'll go a little longer.
We'll make as many cuts.
That way we can make it a three or four or five or whatever episode.
Mm-hmm.
Because I think at the end of it was that weird Irish movie.
Mm-hmm.
With De Niro.
Remember when he made his,
they made his face look young.
The Irishman,
right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
like four hours long for no reason, but the internet randomly found the most perfect parts
to break it up into like four episodes.
That was kind of like the end where they're, and I think everyone's like, oh, why don't we
just do this?
Yeah, I like that.
I like a movie where I'm just going to get my entertainment.
I'll give you three episodes if they're all under an hour.
Yeah, if I like it, then I'm good.
If it's a good, you know, little series or whatever, that I'm fine.
but yeah, some of them,
I will make decisions on movie watching sometimes
on a Hula or Netflix.
I'll see something, it'll be like,
it'll say like, two hours, 37 minutes.
I'm like, no, no, we aren't.
No, no, we're not doing that.
I won't be watching that for that long.
You go right ahead, whatever.
There's been a couple.
So, I mean, there's, I like that.
Break them up.
Break them up.
Trying to figure out what the hell the movie was
that I went to a movie theater with.
Oh, yeah, let me see.
What's out? Let me just see what's out now. I'm literally on what's out now.
Was it a rom-com?
What was this movie?
I hate that it's not, it has such a...
What movies were playing at movie tavern, Camillas, two weeks ago?
What was this? I got to text my wife. I can't remember the movie we saw.
Wake Up Dead Man?
No.
Avatar?
None of these, like, covers are looking ordinary.
Like, do I dream?
Did I dream that?
Did I not go to the movies?
Eternity?
Am I still in a stroke?
Am I in it?
The running man?
Wicked for good?
No, it was not wicked.
It's called Marcus, Syracuse.
Yes, it's that guy who has to put himself up.
He named it after himself, no?
His family has owned it forever.
But it was just movie tavern.
And now they put the really old Marcus in it.
It's just his name?
Now it's just his name, yeah.
Marcus Theaters.
Cody Theaters.
They did a cool thing where you come in and there's like an actual like stand,
like old school movie style.
Instead of like you got to wait for the food to come to you.
Over here.
Like over there.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know, bro.
Bro, I'm in some kind of purgatory right now.
Your wife, but I went.
Wait until she wakes up.
And then I say, what did movie?
Did we just see?
I'm looking at every...
Eternity?
What was it?
Who's an eternity?
I don't know.
Let me see.
E.
Dude, why does this...
Because it's more fun to...
No, I don't think you saw this.
With two dudes and then a lady in the middle.
What was that? What's that called?
Eternity. Just the picture of it doesn't look like. I don't know.
Anything.
What movie did we see?
Would you see that guy with Miles Taller in it?
Was he in it?
What movie is he in?
Is he the other guy?
Who's this kid?
No?
I know this is really not entertaining.
It's fun for me, though.
Was it a good fortune?
Oh, my good.
Yes, it was good fortune.
What is that?
It was.
Yes, with Keanu Reeves and Seth Rogen.
Keanuis and Sari.
Kianis.
Thank you for remembering everybody.
I work in a kitchen.
That was a good 90s movie.
You went in, you got an hour and a half, you learned a little bit about yourself, Cody.
The lady from Grayson Anime was in it.
Oh, look, that lady.
Hot-ass Kiki Palmer is in it.
Yep.
Everybody's in it, you know.
And you learn.
Everybody, thanks for going on that journey with me.
I will go live on our Twitch channel at 7 p.m, buddy.
Oh, you're going to have fun with that.
You're going to do anything with it?
You're just a straight guy.
I just like to drink whiskey straight.
But that was so fun.
Tonight at 7 o'clock we'll be drinking liquid candy cane from lock one.
When I have that in the winter, I like to then take a candy cane and put it in the hot cocoa that I put in there and then I stir it with it.
It's a delicious treat.
We'll get into our holiday vibes tonight.
Of course, liquor, wine, and moonshine.
State Fair Boulevard.
They got all the Lock One products right there.
And East Coast Emeralds for all your smoking accessories.
Boom. Got them.
We will be over at Lock One Distilling on the 19th, Friday of the 19th for a big festivist show.
We'll start getting that list together very soon.
That's going to be a fun morning.
A lot of fun things planned.
You know you want to go.
And speaking of boozing.
Animal control officers in Virginia.
Well...
Shared photos of a raccoon that broke into a liquor store and got drunk.
Oh, no.
I love raccoon shenanigans.
As you guys know, I love the croccoon that many of you got tattooed on your bodies.
Drunk raccoon.
Holding the bottle of whiskey.
Drunk raccoon is going to be next year.
It's got to be.
Yep.
Animal control officers near Richmond, Virginia, shared photos after a male raccoon broke into a liquor store,
started, like, knocking bottles down.
So then when the bottles were down, it was just drinking the liquid.
Oh, no, he didn't even know that it was probably just weird tasting, whatever.
He was like, hey, this ain't buying it.
What we got going on here?
Started licking the booze and over-served himself.
They get to the liquor store, find him passed out face-down in the bathroom.
Oh, poor little guy.
He's going to have the worst day, the next day, ever.
We got to get this raccoon on a program.
If it's doing crack, it's doing booze.
I mean, it's better, I guess, than doing crack.
But, oh, no, he has no idea.
They said it looks like he got into some gin and potentially some whiskey, too.
Oh, man.
Described him as very intoxicated.
You can't mix, bro.
Can't, bro.
Come on.
Lightweight raccoon.
They let him sleep it off at a local animal shelter and then released him back into the wild.
They said there was no injuries other than probably, do raccoons get like hangovers or headaches?
I would imagine he's probably going to feel like just terrible all day.
just sleeping out in the woods and a pile of leaves.
Because like you're a raccoon, you don't know what that feeling is?
No.
You're like what?
I mean,
I don't I feel right.
Some animals, dude, they eat that fermented fruit.
Oh, they know that.
He makes them feel good.
Yeah.
But I don't think they have the knowledge to know that that good feeling
now is a bad feeling because of that good feeling.
But it is very similar to Josh where just the next day you just stumble out in the woods and take a nap on a pile of moss there.
That's what I do.
I just, I say, you know what?
Put some leaves onto here as a blanket.
Whiskey Wednesday got a little unloaded last night.
I'm going to go lay in the woods for a couple, two, three hours, all right?
Yep.
It's going to go right here.
That'd be wicked funny.
I wish they could see him the next day.
If he was just like leaned up against a tree, just with his back and just punched over.
Where was the crackoon?
Was it in Virginia?
Do we know that this was not the same raccoon?
Oh, I don't know.
Smoking meth.
Where did that take place?
He was on a bender because he had a high-oh, never mind.
He was going to say the cracoon had a family, and they took him from his family,
so he was just out now as a homeless raccoon.
He's all bummed out.
Doing beanies.
Why is it always raccoons getting into shenanigans?
I don't know.
Is that just what they do?
Yeah.
They're just a little mischievous little things?
It saw a way in.
It didn't know it was the way into there.
He probably just saw something.
It was curious, and it was like, we're going to go ahead and pop on in there.
Bob and chat, get that raccoon's a McDonald's.
breakfast. Yeah, it needs a little Mickey D's.
Get him some water. Yep, get him a
Petey Light. Get him a Peteylight. Get him an energy drink.
He'll be fine. He's good.
Wegman's Lights
on the Lake tonight.
And every night through the holiday
season. Now it's
perfect. Now, oh yeah.
With the snow on the ground? Snow on the ground. Well, it was
a little slippery. Well, now you've got no
excuses. So
here's a
lights and lake.com for tickets and information
for that. Here's a little programming note.
Okay, now, Guns and Roses is coming to SPAC, and we've got tickets,
and I was going to do Twitch giveaways today, tomorrow, and Friday.
Gotcha.
Big Paul, who works over with Gomez, has just informed us that we may lose the Internet here at some point.
Not a convenient time for that to happen, but hey, whatever, I'm not going to complain.
So I'm not going to do the Twitch giveaway today.
I'll just do a classic phone call later on this morning, okay?
Oh, go, uh, oops.
I don't want the, I'll go old school.
We're going old school.
Ladies and gentlemen,
calling out this water.
You're trying to with gods and rouses.
So we'll be listening for that.
And then tomorrow and Friday,
God willing,
and the creek don't rise and the internet stays on.
We'll do them on Twitch.
We'll just spin the wheel on Twitch
and you guys can win there.
But later on this morning,
we'll do it just a call or 10.
Straight up, call or 10.
And then I'm also letting you know now
if we lose 94-9 or any of these stations go down.
We know, we're aware.
That's why, even though we'll still get
inundated with the,
this is down here, so I'm just trying to give you a warning ahead of time now.
Yes.
That it could go down in any minute as they are testing the lines.
Make sure you know the phrase that pays of the stations that keeps of rockers.
We've got the internet lines are frozen between here and Utica.
So they got to warm them up and blow some water through them.
And Edwant to save a couple dollars.
So what he's doing is having him just go from here to Utica walking along.
the line, he's going, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's got a battery powered a hairdryer that he's a lot of these,
but that doesn't last very long, so you just got to kind of warm it up.
I gave him one of those long extension cords.
Definitely not for smoking weed lighters that Bick uses.
Oh, yeah.
That way he doesn't burn his hands.
Those are nice.
We'll see.
So, Fuzzle like Gang's mock could go down any minute.
Here we are, folks.
In the meantime, did you get scammed by us?
Ocean Spray in all this Thanksgiving.
You see those videos going around?
I don't think it was a scam.
I think it was a manufacturer's error.
What?
People were going to open their cranberry sauce,
and it was just cans of water.
I would, oh my God.
I would have been so pissed.
And I saw one video on TikTok,
but I didn't know it was like a bigger problem.
Oh, man, I would have been so mad.
Like, here's one lady opening it.
Oh, sorry, I'll have to turn that.
Now I want to go try to shake cans and see if you can tell.
Oh, me.
That is so.
This cans of water.
That's crampberry stuff.
Look at this.
Why's it water?
Look, it's not, not open.
Four cans.
It's literally ocean spray.
It's literally ocean spray.
The can says ocean spray.
Like, what's your, we're not false advertising.
Out of Ben.
It was the jellied cranberry sauce.
I only saw one video, but I guess it was a nationwide issue.
I'm, I'm going to go and shake cans.
I just want to see if you could tell.
The company.
told People magazine in a statement they are aware of a few reports about cans containing only water
and they're looking into how this may have happened somebody quality control was asleep that day
they were in their their cabinet meeting so they had to take a little nap while checking the cans
a little nappy nap this comes after several videos went viral on tic-tok of people just opening up
they open up one can and it's water so then they say all right record me opening this one in case
this because the ocean break could be like well we didn't see you open how do we know you didn't just
Jump it out.
Yep.
See that water in the so-called cranberry sauce.
It's just water.
That was one of the captions that was on there.
Wow.
Because I think we had ocean spray.
Mm-hmm.
For Thanksgiving.
Is that your cranberry sauce a brand of choice?
I like the just cheap whatever ones.
I don't mind.
But just that one of the ones I used on cocoa puffs were no joke.
Like two of my least favorite cranberry sauces I've ever had.
It was very weird.
The one that broke in half, obviously.
and then the one I used for smoking tobacco
was very weird.
Cousin J with a great point.
Considering people only buy cranberry sauce around Thanksgiving,
I wonder how long this has just been sitting on the shelves
and nobody knew.
That's what I mean.
Do people eat cranberry sauce any other time of the year?
You do?
I like it.
Like you really will, like in the middle of summer.
Yeah.
No, I'll have it with like chicken.
Yeah, it's good with other stuff.
I like it.
Mm-hmm.
And I like it for, I use it a lot in the summer
to, I like to make like a,
like a sauce with it.
Like that's why I liked that one that I saw in the,
that internet there,
because I'd never seen anybody else make a thing out of it,
like the roasted one.
Oh yeah, you could make a good dipping sauce out of it.
Oh yeah.
With the cranberry sauce in there.
I like to make a,
because that's what I used.
I mix it with,
with miracle whip.
Oh, very nice.
It's good with attendees or turkey,
obviously.
But,
well,
if you guys,
if you guys find a can of water,
it's not supposed to be just a can of water.
I'm going to forget,
but I,
I legit want to go and just shake
because I want to see if you can tell.
You got to be able to tell.
There's got to be the littlest bit.
Nothing.
I'd buy it.
But I'm saying like wouldn't ocean spray have contacted the grocery store and
like, hey, go pull all of our cans, make sure they're not just water.
But how?
I can see them doing a recall, but not, I think around now with Thanksgiving, maybe now,
but during then, I think they'd be like, roll the dice.
Just let it go.
Can't pull all of our, that's our, this is it.
This is our go time.
Could you tell if one just has water versus cranberry sauce?
I would think you'd be able.
to because there's denser and heavier.
There's that little bit of room that you would need.
Like when you open the top, it's not like bulging out of the can.
Yeah.
So you would just, you'd probably hear like a little something,
not if you're just grabbing and tossing for Thanksgiving,
but if you're just standing there and just shaking up a cramp.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Someone will come over.
Can we help you, sir?
No, I'm just shaking your cans and see which ones are faulty.
Trying to see which ones are real.
Excuse me?
Sarah on the text line says she makes a good summer sale with cranberry sauce.
Yeah, lots of options there.
Whiskey Wednesday.
Tonight, well, you can hit up lights on the lake bright and early.
People start lining up before it even opens we learned this week.
Pardon me.
I'd never seen that.
It's such a big deal now.
Like 4.30. Wait, no.
Go through them lights.
I mean, a couple of them were collective 578 years old.
Yeah, I mean, there was some elders in that room.
Then there was a busload of children as well.
So they were all ready to go, and you can check that out.
Santa.
Opens at 5 o'clock tonight.
And then by the time you get home,
ready for a little whiskey Wednesday.
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Do you...
Yes.
Do you know about Fantasy Fest?
No.
No.
Do you know about the Florida Keys?
No.
I mean.
You know they exist, right?
Yeah.
Apparently the Florida Keys are very, very, very, very horny place.
And I'm just learning about this.
Is that what the villages are?
No, that's, that's, so you're in Florida.
Yeah.
And you get to the end of Florida.
You know that bridge that terrifies you?
That's that.
That's to get to the Florida Keys.
Like, you're in Florida, but you're not done.
Yeah, keep going.
So people went to all the way to the end of that miserable state, and then they're like,
we could go further, though.
They saw islands and they're like, let's go out to those keys.
But let's do the most dangerous, scary, terrifying thing ever to get there?
Yeah, I am as vanilla as it comes.
I'm not looking to go to these fantasy fests.
They aren't even in my universe.
But for some reason, my TikTok algorithm thinks I need to learn about them.
Got to.
And that's how I started to learn about.
about the horniness that is the Florida Keys for some reason.
It's, it's, the whole state is extremely, yeah.
Old, horny people, but they have little pockets.
And I'm not kinkshaming, you guys go do whatever you want to do.
But, you know, some places aren't for fun, okay?
Now, Fantasy Fest happens in October.
All right.
It's in Key West.
Is that part of the Keys?
Oh, is it?
Yeah, it's the West part of it.
Whatever it is.
It's the,
It's the part of Florida where they're just humping each other.
Well,
their grocery stores, the Wind Dixie, you know,
ever heard of Win Dixie grocery store?
Yep.
Three middle-aged people were arrested this past Saturday in the Florida Keys.
Uh-oh.
As they were caught having a drunken threesome.
Yes.
Now we're talking.
In the parking lot of a Win Dixie.
They went right to where the whipped cream is.
In case they run out or something, they got it right there.
They got to run back inside.
And something's going on in the Florida Keys, man, where they just got to rub up on each other.
Yeah.
A big freaking party.
Big party.
All the time.
All the time.
Yeah.
Forty-year-old man.
Nice.
Fifty-nine-year-old man.
Nice.
The oldest Swega County Buffet is what we call that.
A little bit of being in there.
A little bit of in front of their.
Couple Eiffel Tower action.
All three were drunk and they were charged with disorderly intoxication and decent exposure and rude conduct.
Lude conduct in public.
No, just flick it.
Flick it.
The woman who's named Sharon
Bonk.
Also charged with resisting
without violence.
What you try to do, run?
She try to run away.
Put her pants around her ankles and fell and everyone saw her
butt hole. Real nice,
Sharon.
I don't know. Any of you going down to the Florida
Keys? Because it seems like a wild time
down there. I wasn't going to before, but if we're
doing threesomes in the parking lot of the grocery stores,
I was working at the wrong grocery stores.
If you type in Florida Keys, the first thing that comes up is swinger clubs in the Florida Keys.
How many are there?
Let me see.
Florida.
There's a place called the Garden of Eden.
Nice.
There's a place called Orchard Key Inn.
Garden of Eden located on the third floor.
We're a snake eats your apple.
Is well known for a bar that attracts an open-minded crowd.
Again, I'm not king-shaming.
And regardless of what I have tattooed on my leg, I ain't looking to swing.
while not officially a swinger club,
they do not have designated playrooms like other places.
That's hilarious, man.
That is so funny.
It's a place where lifestyles,
lifestyle couples and individuals socialize
during special events like Fantasy Fest.
No cameras and no cell phones all out.
That's so funny.
Every time I think of swingers,
all I can think of is the,
poor weird dudes that thought they were going to bang Rosa.
Oh, when they saw her wearing that shirt.
They thought that they had finally, all right, we've been doing this,
waiting for our one true moment.
If you don't know the story, Rosa accidentally wore like some kind of...
Upside down pineapples on her clothes.
And it wasn't even upside down pineapples.
It was something else.
Oh, it was?
That that, that...
It wasn't even as obvious as, like, obvious.
Yeah, like, whatever their symbol was, she went back.
down to a bar at a hotel and she accidentally had the symbol on.
And they're like, ooh, they were talking her up.
Stop it.
Sorry, creepy old dude.
Stop it.
They thought they hit the lotto.
There's mug shots.
I don't have them on my other screen, but I'll show.
Oh, of the people?
These two fellas were doing this lady.
Oh, my.
That's a lot.
These sets the thing.
Oh, my God.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
Oh, I thought she had a hickey.
she might
thought she had a little hickey
They were in a vehicle
Oh that's got to be a stinky vehicle
Yeah
They're all drunk
Yeah
They all three smell like cigarettes
They all smell like cigarettes
It's Florida so it's a little warmer
Although maybe not last
And have it on Saturday
And it was pretty chilly down there
Oh yeah
They really do
Listen I'm not I'm not King Jamie
No you do no no no
You go ahead and go down there
Just careful the people that show up
Or else you're going to get
You know
Again it's never ever ever ever
someone like a Rosa.
It's always, always,
Google this story and
it's the people in the mug shop.
Several hotels
and guest houses in Key West
are deemed adults only
and clothing optional.
Like as the Orchid Key Inn.
I'm on that website right now.
Orchid Key Inn. What does it look? It looks
freaking gorgeous. I'd go
there. But then you'd have...
All right, hold on. Let me check the
let me see the amenities of the Orchard Key Inn. Yeah, what can I do with the
orchard key.
Let's see.
Oh, we fee.
You got free Wi-Fi.
All right.
That's good.
A compliment.
Okay.
In the amenities.
Yeah.
Number one, Wi-Fi.
Number two, free local long distance.
Local and domestic long distance.
Sorry.
So.
Yeah, I got to make a call.
I got to make a call.
TVs, a luxury beds.
Nothing.
There's nothing that says swinger in this.
Okay.
Well, it is known as that facility, but maybe not.
I'm looking for anything that would.
Coojo in the chat.
Clothing optional is never the people you want to see naked.
No, it never is.
That's what I'm saying.
It's never.
There's plenty of nudist resorts around here.
It's always like you go to their website and you go.
And it's your grandpa.
It's everybody's grandpa and everybody's mom.
You're like, I don't, these are nobody I want to see nude.
Let's see.
Miami Velvet is also known as South Florida's largest on-premise swingers club.
attracting visitors from the Keys and around the world.
All right, you guys are having your fun.
You guys are having your fun down there in Key West.
Yeah, have it at it.
Let's see.
Oh, I got to go to the photo gallery here.
I thought it would have people in it.
Very interesting.
It's a gorgeous, I'll go to the Yorker Key in.
Next time you're in Florida, swing on by.
Next time I'm down in the Keys.
315, 364, 1009.
Who's got Key West stories?
To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do,
was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the
available head-up display. Hey Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It
let us know you'd enjoy a little more torqued. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly
heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
Two different locations on Friday.
So say it, Bruce.
Tell us Bruce.
One more time.
Our location.
So here's the plan on Friday.
We'll be doing, it's kind of a grand opening.
There is a grand opening, but they're doing their big holiday match campaign right now for Stewart's.
So Cody and I will be at 75-76 Buckley Road from one to three.
That's Stewart's location.
Oh, y'all saw.
I believe that's on the corner of Buckley and Bear, Joe said in our chat.
Okay.
And then we'll be over at 6190 South Bay Road from 3.30 to 530.
Basically grand opening.
It wasn't open like a week ago.
Yeah.
It's only been open a couple days.
So the Cicero location all day Friday.
This is Cicero only.
20 cents off fuel all day long.
You hear me?
20 cents off per gallon.
It's crazy because Brett Scalions needs that money.
Who's that?
Who you talking about?
Old lead singer fuel.
Oh, all right.
20 cents off every gallon of fuel that includes premium, non-ethanol gas, and diesel.
Free hot tea or hot coffee.
Free single scoop ice cream.
Plus a whole bunch of deals on food that's happening over there at that location.
And it's not like a little baby scoop.
No, it's good.
It's a legit scoop.
I was already to be like, I'm going to have to get multiple free ones.
They're just going to have to deal with it.
But they give you a big old thing of it.
Thank you for all the bits coming into Twitch right now.
We appreciate that.
Holy balls.
Cody needs everything you can get as this car continues to break.
Just little bits here and there.
Little little things here and there.
But we're getting there.
But then shout out to Stewart's also for their holiday match.
That's kind of what we're celebrating.
So we'll be at two Stewart's this Friday.
We'll be up in a sweet good stewards next Friday
because all month long through Christmas, Stuart Shops is kicking off.
its 40th annual holiday match campaign runs through Christmas and every penny that is donated by Stewart's generous customers is doubled by Stewart shops.
Look what they can do.
Since 1986, the Stewart's holiday match has raised more than $39 million that has been redistributed to local nonprofit organization.
So that is fantastic.
and programs that benefit children.
Last year, more than 1,700 organizations received funding
from the $1.76 million that was raised in 2020.
So they're doing amazing things over there at Stewart's.
We appreciate that.
So we'll be kind of celebrating all month long.
Go look, go look, take it to.
Go look at Stoher's going to do it.
Take me down to Stewie.
Take me, take me down to Stewie.
It is Christmas time.
And we got to get in the holiday spirit.
And you can do that by going to Wagman's Lights on the Lake tonight.
See how I plug that there.
Commerce.
But they also say, here's a couple of other things to get you in the mood.
The obvious one, put your decorations up.
That'll get you in the mood.
It really does.
Get your tree up.
What's the big debate about artificial versus real trees right now?
It just looks like that was on the news of what's better.
I don't think there's a thing of what's badder.
I've done both.
I prefer the fake tree.
Call me crazy.
I like the smell and everything of a new tree.
of a real tree and all that, but I have no issue with a, with a fake one.
I've got no problem with that.
I've gone.
We've done the whole family, cut down the Christmas tree, song and dance, brought it home.
I can never get it to balance correctly in the stand.
I had to keep water in the thing.
Then the dogs drink in the water.
Snots.
Get out of the tree.
Well, the guardian asked people, what are some of the things that will help get you in the holiday
spirit?
Wrap a few gifts made the list.
I hate rapping gifts
I like it but I do that all at a whole
I do a whole thing
I have a whole setup
What is your all you do like a whole table setup?
I do it all at once
I put on a little Christmas thing
I catch a little buzz
And I make a whole little couple hours of it
I just sit down and take the time
I might be one of the worst present rappers ever
I would say I fall under that category
Terrible at it
And the problem is now
Is that I stopped trying
Like how if I if something that it's a real nice
present. I'll try a little bit.
You know, a nice solid square. You can, you know,
do the ends real good. But for the most part,
I'm just lopping off a giant piece of paper,
putting it in the middle, and start folding
and taping. Same. If we need to rip off
another chunk just to tape over a hole.
Gonna do that. Okay.
We're going to do that. You're going to open it anyways.
We're not looking at the wrapping. You want to know what's in there.
Yep.
Watch your favorite Christmas movie is a good one.
People are in chat saying they watched Charlie Brown Christmas
last night. Yeah, put that. Put a little
Christmas special on or some Christmas music.
I do that with this weather
we've been having while I've been driving around.
Just slap on Christmas music and it's no longer
Oh, it's such a snowstorm.
It's, oh, it's snow vibes.
It's snow vibes.
Yeah, like, I'm in, I'm in as much
of a Christmas spirit as I can be in.
Like, it's just not my favorite holiday.
Yeah.
So I just, this is, this is as much as I get into it.
I love it, but there's no, I think I'm at, like,
what else am I going to do?
I mean, I'm not like a, incredibly lucky.
Like I'm not doing caroling.
I don't do any of the religious aspects of it.
No. I'm incredibly lucky to have a wife that's great at all the decorating and she does the shopping.
I'm in charge of carrying the bins and the trees up or whatever.
She handles all the heavy lifting.
I just like it's not so much the holiday itself.
Christmas, I love the day.
It's awesome.
Sure.
But I like everything that goes around it.
Like the whole month leading up to it's nice.
The vibes are all nice.
There's different things.
You know,
the Christmas lights are nice.
Yeah, we're lucky that we got some snow right now.
It's been a lot of green Christmases lately.
Hopefully this sticks around.
Yeah, because we live here.
So if it's going to do this,
at least this is a vibe.
As opposed to, again,
in one month's time from now on January 3rd,
when we are still on.
We're going to go,
oh my God, it's still snowing.
Yeah, and then it's going to be snowing in February,
and then it's going to be snowing in March.
And then something's going to be more annoying in April.
And then I was going to say,
and then I start the listen.
We just get through.
And then you start your little song in the month.
And it's already almost February.
And that means March will be here.
And then after March is April.
And then we're summer.
Yeah.
I know.
So we're basically almost in summertime right now.
Getting a hat of ourselves.
They also say you can eat or drink something festive.
Yeah, Fuzz said Christmas movies and hot chocolate.
Get her in the mood.
Yep.
Get her in the move for the Christmas spirit.
Do a little Christy thing or whatever.
That's why you do the peppermint whiskey.
Yeah.
The candy cane.
Candy cane.
Liquid candy cane from Lockwood and distilling.
It'll be tonight's whiskey.
You got to put it in your little moose.
I got my moose cup.
Got to put it in your moose cup season.
It's got to.
Moose cup will be out and about.
Yeah.
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Everything that kind of comes out of this, you know, government right now feels like it's a scam
or somebody.
It's only to benefit rich people, and I'm trying to understand this part of it.
because now this involves
pornography and I'll explain what I'm talking about.
You don't know that big beautiful, big bodacious bill
that we passed.
Never even seen it.
Not enough.
Included no taxes on tips.
And while that sounds great to me on paper.
Until.
I'm wondering if what the scam is going to be
is that are now like executives going to be able to say like,
No, no, no, my paycheck is only 50,000 a year.
Everything else is tips.
Like, what, how is this going to screw us over, you know?
Because any, they didn't, you could say whatever you want.
There's something that's going to happen.
Well, I'm just worried about their jobs.
That's why I'm calling to complain and want them fired.
This isn't going to help.
If you think they're looking to help waitresses and waiters, you, you are stupid.
Oh, we said it again.
And maybe it will.
Like maybe it will help them, but I also know that there's some backdoor situation.
For a minute until it rolls over to help the millionaires and screws over the younger people.
So I bring this up because now the IRS is confused because I guess part of the stipulations of the no taxes on tips is that it can't be pornographic or prostitution.
So now only fan models are going to be audited.
You should be able to watch a little porn of work.
A little bit of porn.
So IRS agents are going to have to, I guess, watch only fans if they're being audited.
Which they never do.
Shucks.
No, these people in charge.
Oh, shucks.
Never have anything to do with sex other than with their wives of millions of years, missionary under the covers in the dark.
That's how it should be.
That's the way these people do it.
So the legislation hasn't offered much additional guidance, and the IRS has yet,
to issue statements, but they say that what they're trying to figure out, this is the weirdest
timeline.
I don't know.
I hope that we survive this and someday we can all laugh about what we're going through.
But the IRS is now having to figure out what consider, what do we consider pornographic?
Yep, everything.
So if a lady's naked on the internet, that's like you said, if I'm just standing there on my
only fans, naked.
Yep.
Is that pornographic yet?
Or do I, if I, if I, you have to touch your, if I touch it.
It is.
Who knows?
We don't know.
Apparently the IRS expects its agents to know it when they see it.
That always works out.
Yeah, of course.
There are almost 5 million only fan creators.
It'll be on their whatever they think.
And all of them are subject to different tax laws, I guess.
Now, why even involve that?
Why can't...
That's so weird.
Prostitution is our oldest, our oldest profession as humans.
We've been doing it since we crawled out of the primaries.
Memorial ooze, we've been doing things, all right?
Ultimately, it would be subjective determination of an IRS examiner and a tax court judge.
This is going to make some really weird lawsuits.
It's just dumb.
It's another dumb way for them to try to control anything.
They've got to control a little bit of that.
They need their hands and a little bit of that.
Well, I mean, they can't keep all that money.
That's earning for themselves.
Two pumps is fine.
Oh, that's three pumps?
Oh, yeah.
Tax them.
Yep.
Taxable.
Sorry, it's taxable.
Well, they should get a little bit of that taxable.
It wasn't for the government allowing them these women, the rights to leave their jobs.
I just know, and I don't know what it is, I just know this is a backdoor deal for rich people to get richer.
Everything has been so far.
This yacht is a tip.
That's not a, I didn't buy that yacht.
Yeah.
Somebody gave me that yacht.
They'll figure out ways around all of the little stipulations that have been put into this.
Because they've always been about
The comic band-a-man so far.
None of it has benefited any of us.
Our friends over at One-Up Wrestling.
Got a big event coming up on Saturday.
Over at the Horticulture Building, New York State Fairgrounds.
Such a cool spot.
Final fight, two.
Five o'clock doors.
I don't know what else I wanted to say.
I wanted to say it worse.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
Doors at five. First Bell at 605.
They're going to do like a 21-man Royal Rumble during this.
It's going to be very, very cool.
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What do you see there?
Trying to see what else they got on there.
Who's on the card, do you know?
I don't know this guy.
I don't know who's CO2, but Don Freeze is a local.
I don't know if he's local, but like in the local wrestling stuff here that's made a pretty big.
impact the last year, so he'll be on there.
Oh, wow, that's a good one.
Who is it?
Chris Slade versus Matt McCoy.
That's a solid matchup.
That'll be really good.
They're like two guys.
Like, you know, sometimes you watch
like independent wrestling
and you're like, all right, well, it's just a local
guy that's friends or whatever, but
he's having fun. And then there's the guys that you're like,
oh, okay, they could probably be like
a Mike Skyroast or like, he's going somewhere.
Yeah. That's what a lot of these
one-up guys are. Is Mike on this
card this weekend? He usually is.
I don't see it.
Handbone says Chris Slate is really good.
Yeah, I like that.
That'll be a fun one.
Although for local guys, you remember,
they're hitting it that's fun.
They still do because it's wrestling.
So there's the promo videos they're doing.
Yeah, I love the promo videos.
There's two guys around here that people know of
Brut Van Slyke and Studley Steve.
That's going back, like two CW days.
But I guess they're having one final match
at this Saturday, a bunkhouse brawl.
That's awesome.
Two old school Syracuse guys
going to be smashing each other in the face with God knows what.
That's fun.
That's fun.
That'll be a fun night of wrestling if you want to win tickets.
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Did you see that Mad Men still photo going around yesterday?
No.
So I don't know how movies work, I guess.
I don't know how this even happens.
HBO started streaming Mad Men in 4K.
So they've upscaled Mad Men to 4K.
Interesting.
You like 4K.
I love 4K.
I don't know if I've ever watched a show.
You've only ever watched sports in 4K.
I think.
So I don't know how this even happens when you, I guess the files are changed or whatever.
Because there's a difference, I think.
You notice it for sports.
I don't ever watch anything in 4K, so I don't even know.
So I think it would be cool to see a show.
So people have started watching it.
Okay.
And they're noticing mistakes.
Oh, no.
Like something happened in the transfer or whatever.
Oh, like the glitches?
Not even that.
The one that went viral, there's a scene, I guess, and I don't know, Mad Men, so I'll just say it, what I'm reading.
Yeah, I don't really are.
Where Roger eats too many oysters.
Okay.
And is back in the office and he's throwing up.
Oh, okay.
But in the 4K version, you can see the crew working the vomit machine.
You want to see it?
I do.
I hate shows that do that, where they have them puke.
The office did it a bunch.
I hate puke and I can't remember.
S&L goes to that all of the time.
Where they have them hold something in their mouth.
It's like a tube or something.
It's like the one thing.
No, no, no, no.
Not even that.
Oh, like the soup.
We'll put soup.
Where like Tim Robinson,
you only had something in his mind.
Yeah, they hold it for a while.
Look at your screen.
Look at the, you can see off to the right, lower right.
You see the guy working the vibe.
vomit machine, I guess.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Just one of the crew members cranking up the vomit tube.
That's wicked funny.
I don't know how that happens.
Because, like, maybe when you, I guess when you, you know, you put the files through
the things, I don't know.
Is Tom here?
Get in here to explain this, Tom.
Explain how this works.
When they render something or whatever, it's probably, you know, expands and you don't
notice, and they're not going to go back and watch the whole thing.
Yeah, I get it, man.
That's a fun glitch.
That's really fun.
But now they've got to go back and probably watch.
Like probably some editors, like, you got to go back and watch all of this footage.
Because if this got out, there's something else that got out.
Because see, that's, see, that's why they got it when you have stuff like that,
someone out coming out of your body, they got to go the real route.
Like how Papa Shango put that spell on the Ultimate Warrior and he started to ooze the black ooze.
That you got to just go the real route.
Yeah.
Got it really haven't happened.
Yeah.
So, I mean.
Really vomit on camera.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Although I like when SNL overdoes it on purpose and like,
feral's like exploding, vomiting everywhere.
It's just standing there.
I do like those.
It's nasty.
Happy Whiskey Wednesday.
Tonight.
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I know what that.
I know what that?
This is a Georgia inmate that escaped prison.
Georgia.
And I, first of all, I'm mad about one part of this story.
And can I just say, before I get into this,
there must be so much crime I never hear about locally.
Because the other day, a police chase went into Oswego.
The guy crashed and flat on foot.
I heard it on my scanner.
Yeah.
It didn't even make the news.
It wasn't even on the, that CN, the C&Y call log there.
So I'm like, they must be.
It wasn't even on that.
I mean, they'd have to call 911,
but usually they just kind of throw some stuff up there.
But that stuff's got to happen.
Police truck just drives by as you say.
Exactly. There you go. See?
Okay.
So that's what I'm saying.
There must be so much crime that I never even hear about.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Because I heard the sirens and I put on my scanners.
scanner and then like the guy crashed and they were looking for them.
I don't know what happened. I hope everybody is okay.
I was just like, I was waiting for the news story to happen and I go, I guess that wasn't
a big enough deal. I see that all the time, or not, not high speed chases, but I'll just
see cars or police cars go flying by.
They'll be like four of them. All the lights. Fast as they can.
And I'm nosy.
Boop, but, but, but let's see where they're going.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm like, there's nothing here. What? Where? They're going somewhere.
What is going on?
From that call log thing, it has to actually go through 911.
If it's just a police call, then who knows if it ends up anywhere.
Timothy Shane, age 52, remains at large after escaping Grady Hospital in Atlanta on Monday.
Oh, way.
He fled on foot at around 120 a.m.
Stole an SUV that contained a Glock handgun.
Like what?
GTA?
It comes loaded?
I'm going to steal this car.
It's got a gun in it.
All right.
Yeah, that's usually, you have that.
He crashes that vehicle.
vehicle.
He then orders an Uber to pick him up so he can use Uber.
He's got an account.
He's got an Uber account and I don't.
In your band.
I've been banned from Uber.
The guy that just broke out of jail, stole a car with a gun, is Uber account.
No problem.
Well, he gives five-star credit review.
Uber took him to his residence, where then he disappeared, stole a Pontiac Grand Prix.
another car. Left that at a public
supermarket. He's still on the
limb. Because that's as far as you could go
at any point in time now
in a Pontiac Grand Prix.
It's just
a couple miles and then they go, whoa, where are we
going? And breaks down.
Nah, bro. A couple cars
got a gun, does a little Uber
breaks out of jail. This guy's
busy. He's on the
lamb. He should be considered armed and dangerous
if you're some reason listening in the
Atlanta, Georgia area. So again, though,
This kind of falls in line with that thing we always say.
He, I mean, who knows he's smart, but he's got a pretty good, like, work ethic.
It looks like he was willing to do all sorts of whatnot to just do this.
Now, let's put him to work.
Put that to good use, my friend.
Oh, man.
We're in here talking turkey with him all that.
I like that.
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Lee Baldwin, what's going on today, bud?
A lot today, actually.
So it's a busy time of year.
So we've got, you know, we've been up the market.
If you're driving around with a high schooler,
market's been up six or the last seven days.
Lee is so, he's so hip.
He's so hip.
Lee, it doesn't mean anything.
Don't try to think about it.
You know what?
If that does mean something, it gives me hope for investing,
because, you know, anything's possible, right?
Oh, the kids, at least all my son's friends,
want to be investing and getting in the game
and know all about that stuff.
But you said Chad GBT goes Code Red today?
What does that mean?
So they went Code Red.
So I don't know if you know, over the last few days,
excuse me, Google came out with a Gemini 3,
which was there,
and it's been very well received by Wall Street and by tech.
And so it's kind of leapfrog.
So there's this crazy race, right, to see who can dominate.
in the AI space.
Yeah.
And Google stock is quietly or not so quietly.
It's up like 90% this year.
So making it the third biggest company.
In the nerdy world, they've been really knocking it out of the park with that new Gemini.
Yeah.
And their video model, like the whatever they're using to generate, it's a banana or something.
The fellow nerd will know and text me in.
But their newest, like, video, I guess, generator, the AI, whatever they use.
It's really good.
People are liking it a lot.
So they're doing a lot in that space.
Well, and the bottom line, too, is Chad GPT is doing a spend-out
trying to get to this place where they can profit,
whereas Google is continuously,
they're profitable as they're doing the spend-out.
That's a totally different way to look at it because, you know,
from owning YouTube and Waymo and all that,
like they have other things going on, building out the cloud, etc.
So, you know, it's in a good place.
Do you see those pranksters that went to an abandoned alley in Los Angeles,
and they all ordered Waymo at the same time?
And then all the Waymo's just went to an alley and got stuck.
That's pretty funny.
You know, so what are we doing this time of year?
And then, well, retail is this time of year.
Yeah.
So American Eagle Outfitters is up pretty good this morning.
They had a great report.
Damn it, I should have told you that.
Because I was, like, thinking to myself figures.
Speaking of adolescents.
I should have told them that.
Both of my kids were like, can you get us American Eagle sweatshirts?
I go, kids are wearing American Eagle again?
Should have told Lee.
I know.
We could have been ahead of that curve.
American Eagle and Hollister are hot with the teens right now.
Right.
So keep an eye on those.
And actually, retail in general is they had their best Black Friday open to shopping season.
So I think that bodes well for the economy.
There was some question about that as people have kind of like, you know.
Consumer spending has been kind of pulled back.
Yeah, just because people are paying loans again and things are a little tight.
We've had affordability issues, right?
So to see even Macy's today, which has been beaten up over the last,
had one of their best quarters and 13 quarters and actually reported a profit when they're expected to lose.
So that gives us a little, you know, hope for the future.
Is that because goods are more expensive or just they're making more money?
That's part of it.
But this is profit reports.
Okay.
Yeah.
And, you know, American Eagle Outfitter.
I mean, they had Sydney.
Sweeney, right?
Yeah, that controversial thing.
I don't know if that had anything to do with it.
I don't know.
Travis Kelsey?
I don't know.
Travis Kelsey's doing it as far as to.
I think it is too, right?
I thought I heard that.
I don't know.
It seems like with teenagers, like one person on TikTok needs to do a thing and then they
all do it.
I just got to figure out like what the next thing is.
What's that one thing?
They're already working on the next cup.
Remember how it was these Yetty cops?
And then it was the Stanley Cup and now there's a new cup.
There's a new cup.
It's always something.
I don't know.
I have got to try to figure out Roblox.
Why?
I think there's an opportunity there as an investor, but I just, I don't understand it enough.
It comes and goes in my house.
No, like, it's...
Very teen market, right?
It is, but it's almost like that's their social space.
So, yeah, it's a game that exists, but they're in it to talk to their friends.
Like, you know, these kids don't go outside anymore.
They do, I promise you, they do.
But unlike when we were home, we'd have to call our friends and talk on the phone.
Now they just get on Roblox and walk around fake worlds or they get it.
in 2K and walk around.
I mean, that's the meta that Facebook
we wanted to be, right?
So it was on the cover of this week's
Barron's business magazine
as an investment. So I've
been reading about it, and so it's
intriguing. There's some downside for sure.
I had to give both of my children
a talk a couple of years ago
when they started playing Roblox. Is that my favorite?
Yeah. And not to sully your segment
here, Lee, but it's the best
advice ever. It's the advice I gave as a dad.
I go, if you're going to play a Roblox online, just assume every single person you're talking to is a pedophile, every single one.
Just assume until they prove otherwise.
Right. That person is not a 14-year-old girl.
Yep.
Just assume otherwise.
Right.
So be careful on those.
And that was in the article.
That's one of the risk is that that could be.
A lot of predators on there, yeah.
Right.
So that's a, but we're always looking for that next opportunity.
And so.
I'm going to give you more teen tips.
When I see what my kids are into, when I see what my kids are into, I'm going to,
Retail can be very tricky for investors, because it does change.
If you want to, in the basketball sneaker space, Dwayne Wade's shoes are very popular right now.
The Dio's or whatever they are.
Get a lot of ads for those.
A lot of ads for those.
Okay.
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Thanks, you, bud.
All right.
What were you suggesting we play for a game today?
If we want to do NBA, I do, I mean, there's a bunch.
For some reason, I don't know why.
I didn't think there was many games, but there's a bunch so we could do a today's game.
More, all time was fun or when we do that?
Because that was Cowboy Day.
It's tomorrow?
So then what are we gaming on Friday?
That's what I'm saying.
We don't have to pick, I don't know, another random NFL game, I guess.
Whatever we want, because this is that weird stretch where they play random days.
All the random prime time.
Who are they playing tomorrow?
Lions.
Oh, that'll be good at least.
Another big, huge game.
All right.
We'll pick a random NBA game for your gaming stream.
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