The Show - DRY STROKING

Episode Date: June 28, 2026

Damn, working five days a week? Wow. Even if Cody is still fighting a fever & will probably be dead by morning. Josh loves Dolly Parton & Cody not so much. No, a pool does not count as a shower. Facebook ads are getting crazy! Plus so much more on a Friday?!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. The Beastie Boys did not fight. Fight for your right to party.

Okay. For you to go to bed at a reasonable hour? For you to just have a smoothie and go to bed? They got up. And they were in those trenches fighting for your right to party. That is true. Alas. And you're going to say, I'll just have a tea and go to bed.

Stop it. Stop it. The times we live in. Mm-hmm. Good morning, everybody. Good morning. They were in those, they were in the barn. They were in the trenches.

They were in the trenches. They were putting in the hours fighting for your right to party, and you're just going to have an Earl Gratee and go to bat at eight o'clock. Stop it. Listen. Listen. In their travels, they didn't even sleep between city to city. No.

Until they reached whatever destination. No sleep until they got to wherever they were going. They got to Brooklyn. Yeah. We'll sleep when we get to Brooklyn. But until then, business. Do not. Beasty boys.

Business in the front. Business in the front. in the back. Oh my God. You see the skullet is trending now. Oh. Guys, fella guys. They're the, I get that all of. Stop with the stupid hair and I know that I have no hair, but.

But I get that all of our hairs have always been silly throughout the years, but these last few with the Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, and then like the mullets and now the skullet, guys are literally doing what I have. They're bald up here, but they have a bunch of hair in the back. Look it up.

People are doing it. Even the mullet is It's dumb. It's dumb. We're good. It's dumb. Especially the ones that, like, maintain it. I know. It was real hot for a while. Hockey kids were doing a lot of mullets. Yep. Yep. The morning, everybody. Happy Friday. We did it. We made it to Friday.

Long neck hair shows your toughness. It does. Bella. It does. And a little mustache? Yes, it does. We are live on a Friday. A cut off shirt and jeans. Work boots. I don't know, man. Working five days a week sucks. Why are we, why do we do this?

Not next week. That next week. No, hell though. No, no. We probably could have if my dumb ass would just take a day. Yeah, you could have taken a sick day. I'm sure I could have convinced you. I don't know.

If I sleep too long, I'll die. It wouldn't have taken it. You could have been like, hey, Josh, I'm going to take it. Okay. No, if I felt any worse than that one day, I was going to, but I woke up after some Tylenol or ibuprofen. Yeah. He's had a fever for three, four.

days now. He's probably doing some kind of permanent brain damage to him, but what? At this point, guys, we're just trudging along. You know what I'm saying? Oh, are you going to get the phone? Oh, boy. Tomorrow's the big fishing derby. I am so excited. Look at my shirt. So excited. What does it say?

So weekend forecast. Fishing and drinking. Fishing and drinking. Well, we'll be there bright and early tomorrow. Morning. Who's coming out? I hope that you're all coming out. We've got so much fun stuff plan. I'm going to run through all the vendors. Upstate Outfitters is going to bring a mobile tackle shop apparently.

Nice. The photos I've seen are dope. It's going to be so cool. So I get into all of that. Of course, Twitch.tv slash the show. The show.com. If you're looking to find us on the links, it's not a different country. There's not Turkey and Turkey. No, it's like Turkey Yay or however you say that is how you actually say that. And it's not just Turkey. We've just been doing it the wrong way all these years.

I guess, or I don't know if they just changed it, but that's what I took from watching the pregame and such last night that, wait, what did you just say? Turkey A. And then I googled it. And then the U.S. lost to Turkey A last night, I guess. I didn't know. I've been saying it wrong. Nope. Yep, 3-2.

In the World Cup, they use the country's pronunciation. So Turkey, in Turkey calls it Turkey. That's what I'd rather call it then. Whatever it's called in the country. Whatever you, why have you been letting us call you turkey off these ears? I prefer to call it what they call it. It's West Merlin. No, West Merlin.

Nope, nope, you didn't. West Merlin. Yes. It's a wizard. Tennessee and travel stops. Tennessee and travel stops. Come on in. You're welcome here.

Just make yourself at home. At my Tennessee and travel stops, everyone belongs. Cars and buses care for truckers. We have all your. Now don't forget to stop and visit me. I didn't hear the jingle till today, and I wanted to hear the jingle. Can I fill it up? It's AI.

You know I'll always love you. That's AI. No! I talked a bunch yesterday about Tennessee and travel stops. Dolly Parton's AI voice. I refuse to believe that's AI. You shut your feverish mouth.

You're delirious. You don't know what you're talking about. Not a chance. That is Dolly, God damn. So she goes from, I'm going to be frank, battling for her life in what we heard, to able to put out a jingle in that time. That's really her. That's really her and you shut up about it. Yeah, I talked a lot about Dolly's Tennessee and travel stop yesterday.

That she ain't going to just leave it to be. I don't think so. And then I saw there was a jingle this morning and I'm not going to skip the jingle. It is a pretty good jingle. It's a pretty good jingle. It's a pretty good jingle. I don't know what the commercial is for. Like, is this going to be on TV?

Am I going to be hearing this on the radios? Just like the around where it is type deal. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like how we would hear a cliffs or whatever commercial. You're going to hear the Tennessee and Travel Stop. Tennessee and Travel Stops. Tennessee and Travel Stops.

Come on in. You're welcome here. Just make yourself at home. I love it. At my Tennessee and Travel stops. Everyone belongs. Cars and buses, campus, truckers.

We have a lot. All you need. Cams for truckers. Hey for truckers. Now don't forget to stop and visit me. Can I fill her up? You know I'll always love you. Let her finish.

And see her travel stops. Is she trying to say Buckees is like discriminatory? Everybody's welcome here. I'm going to say it several times. Buckees don't like you if you are a different shade of color. I think she's throwing shade. She's trying to say Buckees. Dolly is inclusive.

If Dolly is an ally, Dolly is allowing everybody at her trucker stop. Oh, that's so funny. Anything to make the state more money? I tried walking into a buckies with my prize shirt on and they turn me right around. I said, you get out of here with that. I said, I don't think so. Well, in that case, I guess I'll take my business to. Hey!

Tennessee and travel stops. Tennessee and travel stops. Come on in. You're welcome here. Just make yourself at home. At my Tennessee and travel stops, everyone belongs. Cars and buses, camper, truckers. And even those games.

Tennessee and come on here. You uncultured pig, she wrote, I will always love you. So she had to make sure she threw that in there. I don't know, man. I hate him. This is good for, good for dollars. I really want to play it a fourth time, but I won't because I know it's going to get annoying after a certain point, but I just really...

It was a boy after the first show. Oh, you son of a little. Tennessee and travel stops. Tennessee and travel stops. Come on Ian. You're welcome here. Just make what you have one of those quakers. Tennessee and travel stops.

Everyone belongs. Cars and buses. Campers truckers. We have all to meet. And you'll stop and visit me. Tennessee and travel stops. Oh, my God. Let's get down to business.

Tomorrow morning. I mean, it's happening. Tomorrow morning, it's happening. It is our big fishing derby. I'm hyphen up to this for many, many weeks. And it's finally here. Tomorrow, 8 a.m. We will be set up in the giant pavilion next to Lockwood Distilling in Phoenix, New York.

For our first ever fishing derby, if you go to our Facebook page, K Rock, C&Y, you'll see that last night I posted our summer vacation starter packs that the kids can win. They got squirt guns, gommies, footballs, games. toys. Right. Got a few of those and you don't even got to catch a fish to get it. Nope. Just drop your name in the, anybody under 16, drop your name in the bucket.

We'll pick out some winners throughout the morning and you can win just for being there. Just come hang. Like I said, shout out upstate outfiters who will be there on site with their mobile tackle shop. Rod, Lures, Lion, anything you need, they got it right there. Yo, whatever you need. Straight up, playboy. Tomorrow morning, the masturbators

classic. Coming to Phoenix, New York, 8 a.m. But by the way, if you're looking something to do today. I'm plugging my town. We got the Strawberry Festival today, Phoenix. Strawberries. Strawberry. From 4 to 8 right there in the church parking lot. We've got fireworks tonight.

We've got that band on like Coldfront. Cold Front. They played over. Tate Syracuse. They're going to be at Lock One tonight. Nice. And I guess they're doing a fundraiser. I think there was a fire. So shout out to Cold Front. If anybody can help them out, I guess they lost a bunch of equipment to fire. So go head on out of Lock One

tonight for some music or all over Phoenix. you're looking for something to do tonight tomorrow. A little fun little area that's going to be the next couple days. Oh, we're having a good time. What is this new chatter saying? Sorry I'm late. I just got done mopping the beach, folding the dishes, and taking my pet refrigerator out on a walk, but I'm here now. You mixed up all of them.

Hilarious, Milky Way, hilarious. An 84-year-old man in Florida. Sue and Waffle House. Yeah, damn right. Because he tripped and fell because he was distracted by their delicious. strawberry shortcake waffle advertisement. Because you know how they put the big graphics on the window? Oh, okay.

Claims he was walking. Yeah. And he's shot a hot water waffle and he tripped over the curve. I see people do it when they see us in the window here. I see him do it out front all the time. They look at us and trip. Well, we're very distracting. And then they like clutch the pearls and bat their eyes like they're in love and then they faint.

Oh. And then they flutter away like cartoon characters? Yep. He claims, at least his lawyer, claims. He was distracted by a limited edition Strawberry Shortcake Waffle advertisement. That's not pretty good, though.

I mean, we've all been distracted by delicious looking foods. That's not pretty good. He tripped and fell, suffered severe and permanent injuries. Bro. Again, he's 84. Yeah. He's 80. A strong win could be severe and permanent at 84.

I was going to say, if you fall, just fall, and it creates severe. injuries. His legal team argued it would be disingenuous for Waffle House to suggest that he should have been watching where he was walking when the Waffle House is the one who distracted them. Meaning the Waffle House is saying, yeah, but look where you're walking. Yeah, I agree. And his lawyer saying, well, why would you put a big delicious waffle with strawberries out? Because we're a damn business, you old bastard.

You're not allowed to be walking anymore. That's what the judge should rule. Yeah. No, you're not getting any money and you're not allowed to be out walking by yourself. You're too old to walk. If waffles make you fall and have a severe injury. We've all been distracted by some kind of advertising, but you do got to watch for your walking, sir. Yeah. He's seeking damages, costs, interest in a jury trial.

No. He's 84, bud. Yeah, like, come on. If it was maybe in your parking lot. It was at the waffle house. But I'm picturing like. It was just a curb, though, because. Yeah, yeah.

Looking at that delicious strawberry wobble. Oh my God. Dude, I don't know what's going on on Facebook. Somebody must have snuck this ad in. I just saw AI pornography on Facebook. Good morning. It's K. Rock. I am rattled.

That man had a dog tail. What's that mean? He had a tail. Like the butt-plug tail? Oh. He had it. Oh, like a literal. Oh.

Well, when you're into that type of stuff, I mean. What is this an ad for? for a damn good time. Charlie thought fate had finally chosen her, bound to both be the alpha and his trusted beta. She believed her future was secure until the very next day. It's an ad for AI pornography. What is my algorithm, sister?

I'm going to see if mine comes up too. Mine's all wrestling, though, for Facebook. No, it's like the weirdest ads are popping up. There was one, you can say, blah, blog on the radio. It says, what is it? There was one, I got, I shared it on my, My Facebook, maybe that's why I get this stuff. There's a conalinguish blanket for sale.

Did you see that? No. It's like the honey blanket or something, something. No, hold on your. It's for fellas to do the, or ladies or lesbans now. I don't know, but it's a blanket specifically for them. I think I broke the internet, guys. I don't think I'm supposed to be seeing this.

What's it for? Like, is it like a dental dam? No, it's a blanket with a hole in the front of it. Oh, that's cool. Why? Because she's going to get cold, but she still. I don't know if she wants to watch you? Give you directions.

It's weird. It's weird. Because I stop and look at it, I'm going to get more of these things now. Yeah, you are. You absolutely are. But, I mean, that was like... Right? If you were in Twitch or YouTube right then,

I got visibly shaken just by scrolling my Facebook page. I am in no way prude. Neither is he, but that is both a rattling, rattled experience for the both of us. I did not expect to see... When you... When you expect pornography... I can party. I'm fine. But when you're just looking at photos of kids' graduation pictures

and then suddenly a man with a wolf tail. A lady getting snacked on. And then done sex to. And, okay, I don't need to over-describe it, I guess. That's what was going on. And the other one was watching them. Oh. Tennessee and Travel Star.

Tennessee and Tray. Trying to clean my brain out. Come on in. Hell yeah, Friday. Trying to scrub my brain. What a Friday. That's what I'm talking about. Well, good morning, everybody.

Sorry, I came in hot there. Metallica was just wrapping up and suddenly... Oh, the dogtail guy. Suddenly dogtail, fella. Roof, rough. Roof. Okay. All right.

Well, now I'm even saying this phrase is going to seem weird. Oh, boy. After all that talk. Do you shower before you get in a pool or are you a dry stroker? Like, how am I supposed to go from that to this? What the? Who prepared this? Who prepared this?

Who prepared this? That's the, why would anybody use that phrase or term? Do you shower before you get into the pool or do you not? And I don't know why. Not are you a dry stroker? I don't see why that's even referred to that. All right, I'll read, I'll read this. And everybody knows if you are in the pool,

That is a shower or bath. Yep. The chlorine cleanses it. I shower after the pool, but only public pools. Like when you take the kids to the YMCA, you shower off that because I don't know what's in there. Then that, yes, I can get down with that. I don't know what's in that water, you know?

An online poll found about a 50-50 split. Do you shower before getting into the pool? It may seem unnecessary, but the biggest factor is it helps keep the pool clean. Yeah, that's. If you don't shower or rinse off all the dirt and grime that's on you goes right to the water. Very true. Like Cody says, it counts as a bath. Now that you say that, though, that is like I could think back to Handlin Park.

There was a sign. Please shower before getting in the pool. Yeah. And it was the warmest water. Oh, nice. But I do remember that now that you say that, because that does make sense. People are generally pretty gross. I'm pretty gross.

Cody's pretty gross. I don't really mind if I dingy up the Devon Christmas pool. Yeah. Yeah, if it's a private pool, I don't care. Looks for you, my dirty ass is in there. Yeah. But like a public one, I could see if it was available, showering off and then showering off again after you get done.

Like you go to Debbie's Doobie Dungeon over there. There's only like three or four people using that pool. Who cares? Same with my in-laws. There's not really anybody using their pool. Yeah. Some say it can also protect your hair because your dry follicles. That is true.

Will absorb regular water in a rinse first before entering the chlorinated water. Interesting. Yeah, it turns darker hair kind of lighter and blonde if you go to the pool a bunch all year. It's also important to shower after to get the chlorine off of your skin. Yeah, but then how do you have that awesome after pool smell for a while? It's true. That's true. Cody likes what he likes.

The summertime smell. Cody likes what he likes. But I don't understand. Oh, okay. It's a British term, I guess. The phrase dry stroker. A British source calls people who don't rinse off, quote, dry strokers. Okay. Well, I mean, come up with something new. So,

here, okay. Never get in and out of the pool without either rinsing off or taking a shower. By rinsing off before, it allows the pools to stay clean. The hair follicles in your hair actually absorb fresh water. Why? Not the chlorine water. Did she do this on the way to work? Because she realized that she had to do it and forgot. So she's walking through a busy downtown street. A lot of people have background noise. Yeah, background noise. Oh, no, no, room. Not the chlorine water.

Well, to the best of its ability before you go. Hey, pull that over here. We got a lawn download. Lady, get out on the way. You have still a little bit of chlorine in your hair, so you want to make sure you wash it out. She's filming a video? Get off the shoulder, baby. Is she talking?

Hey, you're talking about a pool out of here? Yeah, all right. Yeah, exactly, Fuzz. We need time for sick jumps. So I'm not going to waste time in the shower when I got to be doing sick jumps. Athletic dive. Mm-hmm. Joe, I jump in a pool fresh out of work and the top of the water looks like the Valdez all over again. Joe's mechanic. He's covered in oil. It's covered in oil. I get it, bud. I get it. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display.

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Very dark. Whatever's coming over the studio right now. It was weird. It was behind us when I went out and dumped the water table there. Oh, hoi, hoi. Happy Friday, everybody. Thank you for tuning in. But tomorrow's the big morning. We will be out.

Bitching. At Phoenix, New York for our first ever fishing derby. And we love it if you joined us. We're going to kick things off at 8 a.m. Over at Lock One distilling, a big pavilion right outside the distillery in the tasting room right there. We're going to be setting up. We're going to have a lot of friends. So if you are looking to come fish, it's a free fishing weekend in New York State.

So you don't even need a license. Bring down the kids. We've got a bunch of summer vacation starter packs. We're giving away. It's got candy and toys and squirt guns, a bunch of those. and you don't even got to catch a fish. But if you do catch a fish, Cody has prizes for the top three. Top three fish?

Yep. And weirdest fish? I'll let him decide what's the weirdest fish he sees tomorrow. Well, once I see one, I'll ask your opinion as well. This is the weirdest fish we've seen today? Oh, we've got this thing. Write that name down. Is that a weird fish?

But to keep it interesting, we've got a lot of friends coming out. A lot of vendors will be hanging out as well. We've got angry barista doing coffees. Yeah, just come get a coffee and hang out. We've got just popping down. doing popcorn. I lost my lead. There's the bookmobile thing, right?

Yep, we've got bait and tackle. There's my vendor. There's my vendor. Bait and Tackle. Upstate Outfitters will be there with their mobile tackle box. Generations Bakery will be there with cinnamon rolls, bocklebone, muffins,

and brownies, half-bon cookies. Yup. Yep. Yeah, bra. Inside of lock one distilling, all the booze that you need, Bloody Mary, mimosas. They got beer on tap in there, whatever you want.

So if you want to catch a drink in the morning. Goddamn beers, bro. And of course, installation's unlimited. The presenting sponsor for this. We'll talk to them a little later this morning. So speaking of booze, Cody, the city of Cambridge, Massachusetts is considering changing its liquor laws.

Uh-oh. To limit customers to one drink every 30 minutes. So have I served you a beer? Yeah, that's fine. You got to take 30 minutes till you're not. next one. I mean, I don't, I don't think that's maybe the best business model. Well, people are not enjoying, like, bar owners are pushing back on this, obviously. Yeah, let them, it's up to the people to, but then you have to then stop serving somebody

if you see that they're hammered, you know what I mean? So it's kind of like a catch-22. Because I'm a shot in a beer guy if I'm out and about, I'm never out and about, and I don't, I don't drink anywhere but home anymore. But when I would go to a bar, I want, just give me a glass of Jameson and a whatever beer. I'm a shot in a beer guy. I can't do that now. No. I got to order the shot and then come back 30 minutes later for my beer. Yep. Yep.

No, see, I like a fancy drink. So I guess I could do like every half an hour. But, no, still, I don't. For business owners, no, that's. Well, yeah. The business owners are pushing back. They're not thrilled about this. Because the way they're thinking about limiting it is to be like, all right, here's your drink.

Here's an egg timer. Set for 30 minutes. Like, now you're doing too much. You're doing too much, Cambridge. Bar's got to go get egg timers. And now I'm hearing egg timers go off all that. Like, open of me a drink. And not to, you know, blow your minds, but you can change the egg timer.

It's not like I can't just fast forward. Yeah. I don't usually drink more than one drink per 30 minutes, but I really don't like when people tell me what to do. So I'm not a huge fan of that rule. I think it sounds like a strange rule. Back in Norway, if people get too much, that's when you have to stop. Just come out of nowhere.

and honestly I haven't read the bill, but I know the basis of it, and it sounds a bit crazy, and I don't know how you could implement it. How could you police every person in the bar? It's just impossible. Yeah, Joe's right. A bucket of rolling Ross. It's going to take four hours. Yeah.

Like a bucket of beers? All right, come back every 30 minutes. Right, because that's now going to make it so places can't serve those. Right, right. You can't even serve those anymore. Right. And how much now, what is one alcoholic drink? That's what I'm saying.

If I shot in a beer, that's two drinks? Well, I was saying, like, let me get one margarita tower. Sure, I see what you're saying. That's one drink. Or if I go up there and I go, all right, give me a whiskey triple. Right? That's one drink. That's my one drink.

Three big shots in a glass. Because are they going to start monitoring that? Pitcher of beer. What's a pitcher of beer? Yep, now you can't do pitchers. You can't do those towers. Depending on who you're with. Like, if you're at like a San Miguel, you can't do that tequila tower thing they have.

Oh, no. It has more than. Right bear a bottle. Leader of cola, exactly. I don't want a liter cola. Yeah, Gbus says everything would need to be a digital payment where you track it. You're just doing too much. Like that guy said, I don't need to drink more than one drink every 30 minutes,

but don't tell me what I can't do. No, it just seems like it's a weird rule. It's like what you said, because somebody is in charge of having to do something in order to sustain their insane paycheck. Mm-hmm. it doesn't make sense you're making so many and what happened

I don't know what happened why did it led to this somebody go oh you know what we need to do and we got to have a 30 minute time limit between drinks we're going to get egg timer and we're going to go ding

that you can have yourself an appointment to pop a city spokesperson said the license commission is aiming to update the rules and regulations by the end of the year the spokesperson said there have been feedback

about the proposal blah blah blah I mean, it's Cambridge Mass that doesn't affect us. But it's like an interesting, I don't understand why this would happen. No. There's always, listen, if somebody needs to drink more than one drink every 30 minutes, they'll find a way. Yeah. They'll find a way.

110%. Like if I'm thinking of downtown, if I had to drink two drinks in 30 minutes, I go to this bar, get my one there, I'm going to go over there and get that bar. Like, boost bags will find out. A way to boozebag. Speaking as a booze bag. Then I'll be back. I can tell you?

Find a way. Yep. I'll just buy the bottle. Can I just buy the bottle please? Thank you. Yeah. Carry around. Thank you so much.

Appreciate that. Happy, I think final day of school. Right? I don't think anybody goes later than today. As far as I know. I assume? I don't know. Are there more regents next week?

No. My wife is done today. I know. Again, I know. In the last couple years, I guess they have. But there's no. effing way. We went to high school or middle school until the end of June. It doesn't feel like it. There's no way. Is the 180 a new thing? Did we have to have 180 days back

in the 1900s? I don't know. I just love the way they mandate things when they're also need to get 180 days in. Are the worst people. I get it, man. So here we are. We are at finally the end of school here in central New York. I know we've got a lot of listeners and viewers around the country. It's always been 180s, Katie says. Maybe they added like another break in the middle somewhere that pushed it out further? It just seems so crazy. Maybe we're just misremembering. I know we went into June because that was the biggest shocker when we left college.

It was done in May, yeah. Yeah, I had no idea about that. Yeah. So that was a shocker. But June 26th. Yeah. Corkman's last, or followers last day was yesterday. It was.

The 25th? Yeah. Like, what? I think Phoenix. is done, because now that I got high schoolers, I don't know when, like, the little kids go. Yeah. So I'm thinking they rap today.

I know my wife is done today. I know Katie's done today. Then they wonder why these poor teachers, you know, have tough times because he's, you really think any kid isn't 100% checked out the second it's June? Well, I was checked out. After Christmas break, I was

good. I mean, yes. We went up. No, I know. It's rough. It's not easy. You're just doing a detriment to all these people. We celebrate today because it's wrapped. We're done. Like, who the hell care? Gotta have a hard 90 days.

Gotta have 180 days. Eat a bag. Eat a bag. You're supposed to then give us money from the New York State Lotto stuff too, but that doesn't happen either. Children deserve an education. They got to get their 180 in. They got to get them in.

But if they don't, it doesn't have to penalize the kids or the teachers. I don't think it's penal. I mean, I would be checked out, but there's kids. I was telling this to somebody the other day that there's a lot of kids,

this is the only interaction they're going to get or this is like the meals they're not going to have meals at home you know yes no i i know all that i've just yes they deserve an indication i'm just saying it's almost july i know it is almost july it's almost july and i wonder what next year's going to be like because labor day is really late do you see how late labor day is it's like the fair is going like the second week of september this year it's going yeah yeah well speaking of the fair We're getting into fair season. We're kind of a late one. Like the New York State Fair happens a little later.

Yeah. Because there's fairs popping up right now all over the country. And the spicy chefs is a website where they went around and saw some of the most outrageous options you can find at your state fairs. We've had like half of these for a while. Like they're just discovering them. We've had them for a while. Like they have cheeseburger donut.

on here, like a donut cheeseburger? Yep. Bro, we've had that for a minute. We've had like a decade up here in New York. That ain't even new now. That's boring now. And I'm like, oh, because now when I see them, like, oh, good, they still have that. I still have it. It's almost nostalgic now for us to get the cheeseburger doughnut.

A fashion cheeseburger donut. Deep fried butter. We had that up here, right? Did we? I've never had that. Deep fried butter. I don't want that. I don't want that.

I don't want that, no. That does not sound delicious. Got to watch that BP? That, that, that ain't doing it. That ain't doing it. Chocolate covered bacon. Are you kidding me? had that for a decade.

That's new. Lindsay over to Ashley Lynn's been bringing that out to our events forever. Yeah, some places it's new. And things shaped like penises, and it's awesomely hilarious. Oh, Lindsay's little penis candies, yeah. They're great. She does a great job over there. Yeah, deep fried butter sounds awful.

I don't know how it works. I don't know how it works. Because the butter would melt, right? Or did the freeze it? What does it look like? Is it a ball? Yeah. That's the cheat.

Is they make it into a ball? I mean, I can see where, like, take a bite of one because it's supposed to be, you know, I got like cinnamon, honey butter, and you deep fry it and it's all crispy, but I don't, I don't think I need that. Deep fried Coca-Cola? I don't, how do you? So they kind of use Coke in the batter, roll it in balls, deep fry the batter, and then you put cinnamon sugar on it, and it's got kind of like a Coca-Cola

flavor to it. That I might like. I would try it. That I might like. I would try that. Kelly, I don't know how they deep-fry ice cream either. I don't understand it. But they do it.

It's like a flash fry. I've seen it where you put it in. So I tried to Google it. You have to like wrap it in saran wrap in something like get all the air out and leave it in a thing. Okay. I watched a couple videos because I was like, this has got to be something I can do at home. I'm a deep fried ice cream. How about deep fried bubble gum?

They're doing it with the deep fried bubble gum, I think they're doing that similar cheat where they put bubble gum in the batter or like a flavor of it. all I'm thinking is of is like a frozen piece of hubba bubba off of a thing yeah and then you bite into it and it's like a like a just a I don't know

see I agree deep fried punched Kool-Aid oh you can just put some Kool-Aid in a batter right and just flop it around a little bit how about deep fried jello I would try that I would try that

I like jello a crunchy outside with like a jello jiggler in the middle I would eat that I don't know the logistics of it but I would eat it again another one I don't really understand how you would do

do you put like Jello in a freeze the jello or something? An ice cube tray? And then you pop it out? I'd have to ask. We got to get back in touch with our boy Jim over at Fry's specialties. He does all this stuff. It involves filling an ice cube tray.

Paul, he will never do it, so don't even ask. It's so weird that the week he was gone, there was a plethora of ice cubes every day. And the week he's back. Every day they're empty. He's insufferable. He's insufferable. I don't have time. He's the busiest.

He doesn't do anything. Failing ice cube tray. But he doesn't do anything. don't have... But I would definitely eat Cotton candy tacos We've seen those up here, right? Isn't that where they take the cotton candy

And put stuff in it? I've seen the burrito. But that also, I know what? That is probably easier because all you have to do is you make cotton candy And go like this And flatten it and go like that And then you eat it stuff right in it So that's probably a really easy one.

You're the cotton candy man, you would know. Let me see. Hold on. I want to see what deep fried jello is. I bet it's really good. Yeah, that's exactly what we thought. That looks awesome. Katie says it sounds like a sensory nightmare. What, defried jello? Because you're getting a crispy outside.

Is it really a jiggler bottle? Let me see. Oh! It is. It's like a ball of jello with like a fried coating on the outside. It looks like those cinnabund bites at Taco Bell. Yeah. But with a jello jelly in the middle.

I kind of want to make that. That might not be too hard to make. No. Anything really not too hard if you know how to keep the consistent. That's true. What about a pickle pizza? Have we seen those? Those have been around.

Yeah, I don't. Didn't toss and fire do a pickle pizza and stuff? A lot of people still do. But nah. That's not new to us. Yeah. Peanut butter and jelly corn dogs. I'm listening.

Is it just like a peanut butter and jelly center and then I'm eating it off a stick? Because if, I mean, Jim does the deep fried peanut butter and jelly and it's unreal. Oh, that is on. So how you corn dog in it? Put a stick on it, I guess. Kelly loves pickle pizza, she says. You would. Mac and cheese flavored ice cream.

Who had that? Mac and cheese. Oh, I think it was just something. It wasn't just something Oopie had, and then he didn't want to try. It was in his freezer. They had it for a while or something. If you're new to the show,

you might not know about me. I don't like things that aren't that thing tasting like a thing. Okay? So I don't want to take a bite of ice cream and I taste mac and cheese. No. My brain wants mac and cheese.

I don't know how that would be. Tillamook makes that? I don't know how that would be good. Tillamook Psycho. I just don't want. I can't... Cheesy cream. Like, I can't bite into a thing expecting one thing.

And then I get a mac and cheese. I can't. I can't. Sorry. Yeah, no, it just... No. It just doesn't... I don't know.

I can see where they could figure it out a little bit. Mm-hmm. We know what different cheese tastes and such. Yeah. There's so many other flavors of ice cream. Yeah, you don't got to. Yeah, you don't got to. Got to. Nobody was asking for that. Nobody was asking for mustard ice cream.

Nobody was asking for mac and cheese ice cream. No, I'm sorry if you had left over of those ingredients, but don't make it so we have to eat them as ice cream. Bacon and egg and cheese ice cream, Bob says. No. I don't think anybody was asking for that, though. I don't want egg. That like weird cold egg flavor. Nope, I hate that. Yeah. Well, listen. That tastes like full up. Tomorrow morning, we got a big fish in Durbin. I want you to be there. We'll have treats. We'll have none of these. Yeah, we'll have good stuff.

We'll have good treats and drinks over at Lock 1 8 a.m. tomorrow morning. Come on down. Drop a line. Catch some river pigs. If you could catch Gracie the giraffe, though, that would be very helpful. Yes. Texas is confused on what to do about this giraffe.

I didn't know about this. Jojo just told us about it in chat. There's a giraffe missing in Texas. Been missing for two weeks. I don't understand that. How hard is it to see a giraffe? It's all flat out there. That's why they're doing interviews.

Views now. Get on the top of a building and go, well, that's the thing. There is no buildings. He's over there. It's very rural. The giraffe, with rounded ears, and a very long giraffe neck, escaped Cedar Hollow Ranch in Real County, Texas. That's a real county. A real American County.

The area of Texas where Gracie is wandering is extremely rural, rural, with many ranches that are privately owned, along with foliage and rough terrain. It's not like a city where you would spot it. That thing's getting shot. You think? Some Texas dumbass. What the hell's that on my property?

Uh-oh. Real County Sheriff told USA Today there were some concerns for Gracie's safety in the rugged terrain. Oh yeah, that's true. But could she... Break a leg? Yeah.

So rugged and just fall down and dead. And then maybe that's why we're not seeing her. Maybe. Oh, that's a shame. Gracie enjoys a diet of foliage. From the trees, alfalfa. Delicious leaves. Carrots, apples, sweet potatoes.

She's about four years old. She climbed over a fence. And they've had giraffed at this property for 30 years, they said. But Gracie's behavior was a surprise because she's the only giraffe was ever escaped. Huh. What did they say how? They say she climbed a giant rock slab. She's like, let me see if I could do this real quick.

Normally a draft would not be able to maneuver it, but she figured it out somehow. She's quite the athlete. Her owner said. Wow. Johnson says the sheriff's office have been looking for her for two weeks. She's dead. And I don't know where she'd be.

100% dead. You think? Yeah. Because, and it's just like covered by trees or something, you think? That, yep. Or so somebody got her, because it's Texas. You're on my property. That's my giraffe meat.

I don't care. You shouldn't come on my property then. Yeah, it's a private ranch. My God, give an American rot. To shoot a giraffe. Then I think if you should really do. Oh, I'm sure you're in big trouble. But not if you have a rant for you do whatever the hell you want all day every day.

They're not going to find it. Ain't no one going to come looking. And if they do, you say, go ahead and turn right around and get off my property. Oh, true. That's true. Maybe she got bit by a rattler or something. That could have taken her down. That's too bad.

She's a domesticated giraffe. She ain't used to all these crazy out-of-doors things. At least you got to live free for a little bit. We speak your name, Gracie. Yeah. Grace in the draft. That's some kind of Mexican horse. This summer we celebrate 50 years of the Sterling Renaissance Festival.

Cody, I have some friends with me. Yes, yes, I see you. Today, joining us in studio, the poet Sir Arthur Greenleaf Holmes. Today, boys. And Emeris Fleet the Rat Catcher. You are a mess, everyone. Nice to see you. Hello, so gentlemen, tell me what is happening up in your village this summer?

We've got a lot going on, correct? Yeah, I, we do. And every season the Queen comes to visit, but what's remarkable about this particular season is that it is the 50th year in visiting the Sterling Manentowns area. She doesn't look a day over 40. It's amazing.

Just amazing. I love that woman. I hear you are a poet, Sir Arthur Greenleaf Holmes. Can I ask you for a poem? Would you like one? I would love a poem, I'd be honored. You know what kind of poetry I do. I call it wildly inappropriate.

Well, then you're in the right spot, sir. Well, there's a woman who wanted me to write a poem about pegging. Okay. So I oblige. It's called Two Sisters. The son doth wear a golden hood. The pheasant ambles in the wood. And Father John and Brother Joe have gone afield to hunt the dough.

So Agnes do not slumber so, for we shall both a pegging go. The men folks stalk the frighted game, but we have stalks and perfect aim. So, cousin, let us join the round. that he who hunts be hunted now. For autumn she's a come-in-slow, and we shall both a-pegging go. To each a season, God allows a time to plant, a time to plow.

The brown-eyed thatch-back likes it rough, and turn-about is fair enough, so cousin fix thy weapon, so, for we shall both a pegging go, for we two sisters left alone through summer's iron and winter's bone, must choose good sport to proffer glee, so strap that hazel wand to thee

Will wear what God could not provide To make the hound the bitch's bride I love the arts I love the arts It's beautiful It's the best thing I've heard of it Well sir Arthur thank you so much Now I gotta ask you Emeras Fleet

What talents do you bring to us as the rat catcher? I'm the rat catcher First my question is always have you seen any rats Oh around here yes You go behind the building. Go behind the building. You'll be very a bountiful. That's not the answer I was looking for.

Have you seen any rats? No. You're welcome. You see there? That was a jest. It was like a funny jest. You're a shepherded of the mental. And I had to give them a little guidance.

Actually, you know, so I have the rat, big rat show, and this is pesky, the wondrous one I'd rap, but I knocked us out, and he's blind. And we do tricks up on stage, and I also brought. with me Wilbur, the dancing weasel. But that's not what's important now. What's important now is for the 50th season, we're bringing back, hey, nanny, nanny. Okay. You may not remember them because you're young.

Yeah. I mean, yes, did I say that right? But they're very funny, and they haven't been around for years, and we're very excited to have them back. Sister Filomena and Mother Redempta. We also have a new stage up near the top of the festival. Well, the falcon, the falconers. It's a falcon area.

Oh, is there going to be a falconer? Oh, yes. And he's marvelous. It was also a new act called acrobatics as well, and they should be here. Yes, and they, well, they're not here. They should be at the festival. And don't forget, July 4th, opening day, opening weekend, it's the 50th birthday. Yes.

Yeah. And we have, we're open from 10 to 7. During the day, weekends only July 4th to August 15th. I'm just getting all the information. You're a professional. I'm doing my best. One of upstate New York's premier summer attractions and one of the oldest full-time professional run fairs

in the country right here in our backyard. I was just going to say all that. Oh, well, I'm sorry, I apologize. No, no, you said it better. New attractions, entertainment, and special events plan for the anniversary season. I encourage you to get up to the Sterling Renaissance Festival this year. It is a good time. See our friends, Emeris Fleet,

the rat catcher. Of course, the poets, Sir Arthur, Greenleaf Holmes. Yes, Emres. I just wanted to say, I'm mostly excited about the new benches. Oh, new benches. Why's that? Because they're not rotten. Oh, okay, sure. They're new benches. They're lovely. There's also a new game called Catholic or Protestant.

They get to duke it out. This is a great fun. Oh, okay. So, yeah, we want everyone to come out and re-re acquaint them self-thinking. You are the poet after all. But I do have a poem I wrote. Do we have time for this?

Do we have all the time of the world of the Mers? I'm the rat catcher Emeris fleet. Two parts of the rat if I eat. The body and head took two pieces of bread. There's no meat in the tail of the feet. Are you safe at home? Fellas. What's the, do the signal get me out of it.

Get me out of it. Help me. Gentlemen, thank you so much. Thank you. You know how to find them up at the Renaissance Festival. 50 years celebrating 50 years this summer. Opening weekend, July 4th. Thank you, fellas.

Thank you. Can I ride your giraffe? Let me just get up on there real fast. Can I ride your giraffe? Here we are. Happy Friday. Guys, we're fishing tomorrow morning. Who's coming out?

Let's go. That's just real instant. We'll be out there. Fat Lunkers. Nice and early 8 o'clock tomorrow morning at Lock 1 distilling in Phoenix, New York. Now I've been plugging my town all day because we got a busy weekend up.

It's a big deal for us. We got one street light in Phoenix, but we got a lot going on, brother. I mean, you got strawberry fast. We got the strawberry fest today. They were setting up the tables over at St. Stephen's Church. I saw that in the parking lot. I don't know why we need tables for a strawberry fest.

Do we sit down to eat strawberries? They just need to sit down. Everybody just needs to sit. That's probably just the big. You know my people, yeah. I don't know where to sit. I got to sit. I got to sit down.

Where are we supposed to sit? Josh. Nice. We're supposed to walk around. I look to vendors, get some stuff. But if you're eating and stuff, then tables are nice. Go support my in-laws over at the Historical Society. They work very hard.

Perfect. To put together the Scruple Historical Society. Come learn our history. At one point, people started to live here, and then a couple more. Then they never left. Over the course of the time, a few more live up there, and now they're here. Our boys, Cold Front. Cold Front is going to be at Lock One tonight.

They're a great band. I've been telling you all about them since I saw them at taste of Syracuse. They are at lock one. So go and have some fun and shut your mouth. Then we got fireworks tonight. Henley Park fireworks. I think we got music over in Henley Park as well.

Nice. Weather's going to be gorgeous the rest of the weekend. And then boom. Tomorrow morning, get a break. Don't stay up too late. No, because the fireworks are going to not probably start until 10.30. It's probably going to wait until it's dark. That does infuriate Cody and I this time of year that dusk is so late.

Oh, you got to get your fireworks. And then tomorrow morning get up nice and early. Come on down and come on down and come. fishing. Come have fish. Kids, you don't got to catch a damn thing for your chance to win a summer vacation starter pack. Just drop your name in the bucket.

And you could win all of that happening tomorrow morning 8 a.m. So come hang out. All right. Hell yeah. All right. Don't mind if I do. I don't mind if I do. I think I will.

I guess I'm, I don't want to talk about Taylor Swift in this wedding anymore. No. Because now they're saying it's going to be a multi-day event. Yeah. July 3rd and 4th. Friday and Saturday. Well, because all met weddings are multiple days.

Just this one is going to be extra annoying. That's why they blocked off the streets from the, what was it like the second to fifth or whatever the hell it is? It's just making it more inconvenient for everybody else around her world that doesn't get the luxury of being in her world.

I don't believe this is true, but I saw an amazing conspiracy that I hope is true. That she's doing all of this to get married in like Nantucket or something. Like she's making a whole show. She's just spending the money

to fake everyone out. Which would be just, that'd be even lamey. To draw all the attention. Because you don't want. To Madison Square Garden. You don't want photos. And then you just get married in Nantucket or something.

Fans are speculating. What? What you could have done is just not announced every goddamn detail of your stupid wedding. And then people wouldn't really know. And then you wouldn't have to create a whole illusion. If you didn't tell us...

Yeah, cousin Jay, if she still might contact you to use your backyard. Yeah. She's causing a... It's a whole work. The MSG thing. It's just nuts. They're supposed to be... All right.

The source says... It's just... There's an intimate gathering at MSG on July 2nd for about 100 people. And then on the third, there will be a 1 to 2,000 guest list for a much larger party. But Toby, you can't see. The weddings, because they, celebrities think were the stupidest people that have ever lived. Is there anything

more cringe than this next line I'm about to read to you? Oh boy. She is expected to perform a song at her wedding. She is literally doing that I want my privacy shoots off a firework

from her vaj. Is there anything more cringe? Than her? You're at a well-in than her, yeah. then you're at a wedding and the bride gets up to do a song or the groom grabs an acoustic guitar I'm going to sing a song to my babe Travis Babe this is for you

When I dated 30 other guys And I just couldn't find my prize You were they Oh you write that? It's not hard to do anything that they do I just hate that music so much Is Cody an amazing country artist right now? I absolutely bet I could write country songs

Come up with the fakesest non-real scenarios and act like they happened in your life and write them down. See, Susan is on my side. I think it's a work. I think it's all a work. It would be fine. Then, again, it just goes, like, you didn't have to say any of that and nobody went out to Nantucket. Yeah. I don't think people care about you as much as you think they do, Taylor Swift.

I think they do, though. I think for this. But this, she needs to spend millions of dollars just so some pictures don't get out on TMZ. True. Get over yourself. That is also true. Get over yourself. It is my.

I want my prophecy. Melfare. Unless you're Whitney Houston, keep your mouth shut at your wedding. Yeah, for real. Oh, it's just that. Big Bang is saying that today show is calling it our royal wedding. It is not a royal wedding.

No, it's not. We do not have kings and queens in this country. But no, it's just not royal. Because, again, until this happened, everybody hated Travis Kelsey. Did they? Yeah. Why, just some scumbag football player? He's just a pro and he's on the chiefs.

Yeah. So if you're a chief, the last few years, nobody likes you. That's why Tom Brady came hated because they're on good teams. But now it's... Everybody loves Jason Kelsey's wife, though. What's her name? Kylie? And he's an eagle, so I don't even like him. And I like those guys a thousand times better than he's too.

They seem more down-to-earth, those two. I like watching her, like, I don't care about mom podcasts, but I like watching her clips. She seems interesting. It's just funny, watching how down-to-earth they are. And then Taylor Swift is spending $5 to $6 million to create a fake wedding, closing down roads in New York City, effing up people's lives around there.

just again so some people won't take pictures of her wedding even though she'll eventually take photos and release them anyways but they don't do it first I want to do it

tomorrow's big fish and derby is brought to you by Installations Unlimited and Rob is here good morning Rob good morning guys Rob is back in studio from Installations Unlimited

I thought we were just giving away floor liners tomorrow Rob brought a whole pack brought some swag brought some swag so we got hats t-shirt hoodie coozy and two

$100 gift cards. Amazing. So come on out, fish tomorrow for fun. It's a no fishing license required weekend. Just come out and try to catch something. It's a great time. Weather supposed to be really nice. It's supposed to be beautiful.

Thank you for being a part of this, Rob. We certainly appreciate it. But I was asking you, not only does installations unlimited do cars and boats, but you do security cans. A lot of people are looking to get security cams now. We do. We do a full, you know, home theater or commercial grade cameras that allow people to watch it 24-7, like you were saying, and you can do it from your phone, right?

So if you want to go back to. last Tuesday at 2 o'clock. You can pull your phone, tell the date, the time, and watch back whatever camera you want. And you can do a simple system where you can do 10, 20 cameras, whatever you want to do. Yeah, you want to keep an eye on your property, obviously. And we've advanced so far. I mean, you can get like 4K cameras now, right? Oh, yeah.

So we have a lot of business owners that do it for the restaurant. They want to see what the staff's doing what's going on. Sure. So they have it right in their phone. They can see what's going on. And or if an event ever happened, something bad, you know, you have proof of what really went down. So there's a lot of reasons to do it. And, you know, they have something really high end.

something simple. With this day and age, we have to have a solution for everybody. Yeah, we were over visiting our friend Al from Napa, and he has like four Napa stores, and he has four TVs in his office where he's watching each store and you can see, and you guys do that for the businesses as well. Yes, for sure. But let's talk boats as people are getting their boats out. The systems you can put in boats now, Rob, they've got to be crazy, right? It's wild. Because we talked about this last time I was here. Some customers are just looking for some music down the river, and some people looking to start a party. Yep. And we have everything in between.

So, yes, we have speakers that light up. They flash, they turn callers. We have speakers that are just simple, and we have speakers that are heard from, you know, waves away. I love it. And finally, before we let Rob go, installation is unlimited, Prout supporter, tomorrow's fishing derby. Yep. Say you want to put in that home theater. What does that even look like nowadays?

I think back to when we were putting home theaters in the 90s, you get those big box TV. The 5,000-pound TV. What does it look like now? Well, things have changed. Yeah. The big screen that projectors are still out there, but now we just do like a hundred-inch television. Whoa! Versus doing a projector.

Oh, that would be so awesome. And back in the day, we were installing speakers to the walls, the ceilings everywhere. Now we have these wild sound bars that are more simplistic for the customer. So we can achieve a, you know, quote, unquote, home theater, but in a living room or in a simple room that's not just designated to theater movie watching. And they can do a lot of Bluetooth stuff now, right? Like, do you have to run wires? You still have to run wires for the good stuff.

Sure. The Bluetooth stuff has a delay. Oh, yeah, I didn't think about that. So most of the stuff will be powered in. And yes, you can do music through that. But the surround sound stuff we generally wire in. Yeah, and that's, you guys do it all. You come out, you'll give a quote, you do the installation and all that.

Sean will come out, take a look at what you need. He's really good to kind of listening to the customer, say, hey, what do your wants? Tell me what you want this to look like. Tell me what you want to do. Then he makes a package. He builds some recommendations that will achieve that at the, you know, the best price we can. Is 100? The biggest TV you've done?

Have you done bigger than? Do those exist? Bigger than 100-inch TV? Well, I think if I get out of it. Yeah, it's like 110 or 120 right now. But the biggest one we've done to date is jammers. They're screened in the back. Oh, wow.

Yeah. So we did their video wall. Yeah. Massive. Cody would put that in his house to be good. Whole wall. Whole wall. Head over to installations unlimited.

Check out what they have. Showroom is, everything's out there. You can look at a bunch of stuff, right? 30, 12, Drew to Road right in North Syracuse. Yes, we have everything on display. Stop down and see us. I love it. Thank you so much for being a part of our fishing derby.

Rob. We appreciate it. Thank you. Mitch earning a difficult lesson this morning. Lesson Learned. Don't eat seven scrambled eggs at once. Oh, is that too many eggs, Mitch? Well, because you ate too many eggs there, bud.

That somebody had too many eggs there, Mitch. Came first to chicken or the egg. I guess it's the egg, seven times. Mm-hmm. Well, good morning, everybody. Big fishing derby is tomorrow. We're heading into Phoenix, and we want you to come fish, bring the kids, bring the family.

Come hang out. So much. We're giving so much stuff away. You know, we had this concept of, a silly fish and derby. Thought maybe it'd be just a small gathering. I don't know how many people are going to show up. But we got a ton of vendors.

We've got a ton of giveaways. A ton of fun to be done tomorrow. Nope. This is exactly what I envisioned. And I'm glad that it has turned out that way. Now we just need the people to come out and fish with us. We'll be in Phoenix, New York. Come hang out. Morning 8 a.m.

There's so much other like little random... Okay. Little random things to do. Like, you can read a book. I'm pretty sure Deb's coming and just setting up a chance. I think she is. I think she is. Yeah. Yeah,

I think Joe is just coming with a pop-up, like his tent canopy. Yeah, you get some, some coffees. It's gonna be a beautiful morning to get out.

I'm gonna get a book. I'm gonna find some lures there. Although I did just, I couldn't remember what I did with it. I found my bag of those lures from the Advent calendar. Oh, that's fun.

So I should probably try all 20 of those. Yeah, you will not see anyone change their lure more than Coco will tomorrow. Yeah, I got to just go ahead and switch up that lure real quick. He's got to just real quick switch

that lure up. I threw, I casted it in. They don't want this, they want the other one. And I didn't even do nothing. Jimmy, you coming out with your dog? That's awesome. Cody will put that dog. Thanks to installations unlimited for making this whole thing happen tomorrow. Of course, our vendors are

upstate outfitters. Going to be there with their mobile. Tackle shop. That is such a cool thing. That's a good idea. I'm going to get there early because I kind of find parking for all these things. I kind of agreed to a lot of vendors with big vehicles. You're the parking guy.

We'll figure it out. You'll get you. The angry barista will be there with locally roasted coffee, espresso drinks, sucker punch, loaded energy drinks, dirty sodas, dirty alani, and dirty Red Bull. Generations Bakery will be there with cinnamon rolls, buckleba, muffins, brownies, and half boom cookies. Double booked is a locally owned mobile bookstore featuring new and used reads and fun bookish finds. Just popping will have their flavored popcorn. That's so cool. Lock one will have the bar open.

Yeah. They're going to have mimosas. They're going to have ice coffee. They're going to have all of it. We're just going to be walking around having fun times. Very excited. So let's separate our brains from the family-friendly fishing tournament I just told you. Okay.

To this very not family-friendly story I'm about to share. All right. Okay. And three, two, one. No more bets. Put balls in back. As a Michigan woman has pled guilty to felony contraband charges, Cody. Now why?

She had drugs and her giner. Mm, close. Drugs in her bo'ho. Mm. Drugs in her giner and her boho. No. Oh, that I got... Full bottle of wine in her vagina.

I guess I don't understand the female body. I'm be honest with you. I guess I just don't. Got a Facebook page for her. Like, I know that, like, there's a lot of room in there, a lot more than you'd imagine. Yeah, they push up whole baby out of that friggin thing. A bottle of wine can get right up in there. I guess I just, I guess I don't understand the female anatomy.

me. No. Because at least the baby is a little flexible, a little squishy, a little maneuverable. This is a 12 inch, two and a half pound bottle of wine stolen from a CVS. Yeah, but your gina is flexible and movable. Ladies,

ginas are wild. And the insides? In every way you can possibly imagine. The uteris is all movable. It's all like a big bag of entering. During booking, they discovered the unopened bottle of cupcakes Vineyards Pino Gris. Hell yeah.

It's a good one. Hidden inside. Officers noted she struggled to get in the squad car and they were suspicious. Yeah. Why didn't she say anything? Do you think you were going to get that into the jail and be like, ladies, we're partying tonight. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, what did you think? And then like, say that you're in the cell with her and she managed to get to the cell with that. And she's like, hey, look what I can. I got toilet wine. I know, but even... There would be people.

I would imagine that even in prison a woman would be like, what, dude? No, I'm not... I don't know what a wine. I mean, I guess it was sealed in the bottles. Yeah, I guess. I guess if I want to catch a buzz enough, you know? No. All right.

Pino Gris. Other side of this, we will play some of football. We'll pick a match. We'll play a game. I've been practicing. Maybe I'll score a goal. I haven't scored a goal yet for you guys. I only scored one each.

It's not like I'm putting the... boots to you. So we'll play that next. Of course, you can find that in Twitch.tv slash the show or the show.com. Happy. Uh-oh, it's going up.

Uh-oh. I'm not even going to keep going. 104. 100.4. Oh, my gosh. Jesus Christ. It was 109 earlier. I'm not dead.

You're not dead. But the demons aren't out yet. All right. But then drop down on the 100. 1 or 2. But you're up and down. It is what it's going on. You ain't taking me.

It's a date. by day with our Cody. All right. So we will roll into your 90s at 9 with a little Power Man 5,000 gaming. We will play. What do you want to do? Football. What matches are today?

There's a good amount today. Now we're getting into it. I'm excited. The match knockout round coming up. One of the matchups is Brazil, Japan. Like, what the hell, bro. We've got six today. Yep. Cape Verde is one of them.

Pick a game between one and six. A thousand. Egypt, Iran. It doesn't matter. They're all. I don't know. enough? I don't know enough either. Of like who was really good. I think it's 11

p.m. tonight, but yeah. All right, so we'll do Egypt, Iran for our gaming stream gaming powered by Ryan Phelps auto sales locations all over C&Y, including now in Rome. You're buying from Ryan. Ryan Phelps Auto Sales.

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