The Show - EASTER BOYZ

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

Josh is confident these are our last two cold days, but did he jinx it. Wrapping up Wade’s Diner Tour stop on Friday. Pat Mcafee is the “man on the phone” & reactions are mixed. Obviously, Tam & Deb have Easter baskets for their baby boys & so much more on a Mondee show!

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Chuck Money with a sick house. A lot of flooding. Somebody on the tax line sent us a photo. He has two feet of water in their basement. Great. Great. I know. I'm sorry, everybody.

Check those pumps. Check those pumps. As we are flooded. All right, yeah, just be careful. Ahoy, hoi, ho, everybody. Happy Monday. April 6th, here we go. The sunshine was like April fools.

I really do think this is it. I think it's today and tomorrow is the last of our winter weather, and then we're out of it, bud. I feel it. I'm knocking on wood. I feel it in my bones. I'm going to hold you to that. Let's see.

April 6th is too late to have snow. Because then what are we going to, in a couple weeks? we're going to still be talking about this? No. This is it. Because then, yes, we all know that, all right, it looks like that it really might be. I think this is it. We all understand the thing about Mother's Day, blah, blah, blah. But we all were there. Okay?

Okay. We don't got to do it. Okay. We don't got to do it. Hey, we got no more. No, we're good. Hey, there's that one time. No, I feel it. So, all right. I feel this is the last push. Because I was just remembering. It sounds like there's storms, though. No, it's just annoying snow. but I was just remembering

a few years ago we went away, we went to that on that cruise during spring break. Okay. And we were in like the beach on a Friday. And then the cruise brings us back to New Jersey and I remember driving back here

in a whiteout being like I was just I was in a beach. Like it doesn't even have to be warm. It's all right. It's all right. Warm. Just you know get us through the It's all right. I'm optimistic.

Listen to me. being optimistic in here. Good morning, everybody. April showers, spring, Mayflowers. I was just complaining to Cody. I had to put on my jacket since Friday, and I put it on, and now I smell like a diner again, which I'm not mad about.

No. I'll smell like wades. I don't mind about that. A little diner. Oh, yeah, you were smoking meats yesterday. Yep. So now, you know, the jacket's got all of the flavors to here. It's nicely seasoned.

Which, you know, my shirt does a little bit now. No, my shirt now smells like Wades, too. That's fine. But I don't mind. I enjoy being at Wade's. I'll take that and smoke chicken. bro, Wade's diners, shout out Friday morning. What a hang.

Apologies for our connectivity towards the end there, but you got the gist of it. By 8.30, you've had enough of us anyway. Right. You're like, I'm all set with these guys. As you guys know, these diners are going to be hit or miss with connections, and we did the best we can. A side street in this we go.

Yeah. Yeah, and Chief Engineer was explaining to me how, like, the towers around their work, and he's like, they only dedicate so much to up, up link or something. And he's like, probably people have got to work and connected and now our uplink is downlink? I don't. Great. I go, sure. Okay, bud. Great.

Real nice. So thank you, Wades. We continue this week, Friday morning at Brewer Union and Brewerton. This one is a top food spot. This one's a top food spot, for sure. All the diners are phenomenal, but this one is one of those where you're like, oh, I've heard things about that. Yeah, he does some wonky stuff up there. Christian does some crazy recipes at Brewer Union, so get up there

if you want to experience some new stuff. That meat lover's omelet, though, I left wades with? Not bad. Not bad at all. No, I hung out and ate at the counter like a real regular. Yeah. How was that? It was good.

You were just drinking coffee at a diner counter. I'm just hanging out. Like an Oswegonian. I'm just relaxing. Uh-huh. So it's like, I'm in no hurry. I don't want to take it to go. Yeah.

I want the freshness of it right now. Yeah. No, it was good. It was good. It was good. I like, see, here's the thing. I like what they do. They don't just take bacon and either one do nothing or two chop chop and throw it in the omelet.

They go, Oh, chop, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job. That was a reference I was going to bring. Then put it in the omel. They make it like bacon bits. Yes. Because I got into that meat lover's omelette and it wasn't just big chunks of bacon. It was super ground, fine.

It was nice. It was nice. What else was in the meat lover's? Pepperoni, sausage, bacon. A bacon. Paperoni. And maybe a fourth meat, but I don't know. It was so good.

It was so good. And then I brought home, everybody in the family got a breakfast Sammy. Oh, nice. Nice. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that was something. Like good hash browns. Man, it was so good.

So thank you everybody who stopped by. We got busy and it's always tricky when we do these diner tour stops because it's a diner. They're not expecting people to be hanging around playing games. Right. A lot of you came out to visit us. It was good. There was no. Good rush of people.

And I mean this in a good. in a good way, but also, oh, there was no old-timey cremogins. No, no old-timey cremogins. I usually get like one or two. I think you parked in on a guy's spot. Yes, because when he pulled in, he just, he eyeballed me down. And I eyeballed me the whole way in. And then as I was walking into the building, I eyeballed me as he's walking.

I think he gets there at 6 a.m. probably every Friday, if not every day. But, yeah. And he pulled in at 540, 545 and saw you in a spot. And that already threw his day off. So, yeah. He did not enjoy that. He walked in at $5.59, got his coffee, but otherwise, no old timers that were mad at us. Because sometimes it is funny to see him kind of like staring.

I mean, like, what is this here? What are they talking about doing sex to a deer body? Yeah, it's usually like this. Our conversations are not friendly. That's why I also appreciate the diners letting us disrupt your business for three hours. Right. Yeah, it's good. Hey, can we just sit here and then broadcast the most inappropriate conversations throughout your dining?

Is that a problem? No? Oh, okay, go ahead. Yeah, I never really thought about it. We'll bring you a lot of business. We're just going to sit here and... We're going to tell our jokes. We're going to tell our jokes.

Lots to get into today on a Monday show. We'll recap some Easter fun from yesterday. Hope everyone had a nice Easter. Recap Friday night and Pat McAfee. We'll talk about that. I did like Danhausen's tag situation. That was funny. That was great.

You see his Easter post? What do he say? Egghausen. He had a picture of. an action figure coming out of an egg that he drew with Dan has a face. So we'll get into some wrestling stuff. You got your championship game tonight? Yep.

Good old 850. Are you a fan of the UCLA women's team? No, but that was awesome. That was a fun game. I like them. So, I mean, it's nice to see the team U-Root 4's counterpart. Can you explain to me what the drama was with the head coach from Yukon? Was he being a dick for summer?

I don't know what that was. He's always a cry, baby. He didn't like that they weren't getting a, bunch of fouls and certain things like that. He thought that they should be getting probably all the calls, and they didn't. And then he got mad about it. So then after the fact, he already came out and was like, I'm sorry. But that's what he does all the time.

He's that annoying douchebag, where he'll scream in a lady's face or a guy's face and then be like, what do you mean? I'm wrong. And then 20 minutes later, I'm sorry. I was wrong. Well, it's like, all right, bro. That's like the time. Your apology has no wait if we're going to do this every time.

but grow up. Yeah, he does it a lot. You're 60 or whatever. Grow up. He might be older than 60. Yeah. Good morning. Happy Monday, everybody.

They're probably not even done. There's two minutes left in this song, isn't there? No. Yeah, I'm going to let the boys finish up. The producer fades them out. Yeah. There's like six more choruses. Keep going.

Keep going. Thank you, Tisha, money for those subs. Oh, thanks. No. Yeah, no. You guys keep going. I'm just going to run to the bathroom, but everything's running. Go ahead.

Listen, it's obviously way too early to be talking. in baseball and nor do I follow much baseball. We're talking baseball. How do I say this guy's name? Joe Adele of the mayor of the... Yeah, bro. Yeah. He's of the Los Angeles Angels, right?

Which is the only kind of sad part about this, poor guy. He robbed the Mariners of three home runs. In a one-nothing game. Three home runs, dude. The league leader last year, Fernando Tatis, he had four. He had four. In one game he did? No, no, no.

The league leader last year. This was awesome. Insane. They got better. They all got better. There's a drive out to right from Rale. Adele's back near the wall. He says,

Nails one. Joe Adele robs Rale. He robbed that guy from going into the deep. Ah. Joe Adele, he was talking about going to that short wall last night. One little bigger wall here. And then there's this,

which is this one. I didn't think you could get any better. Because he's like, ain't gotcha. Because that one was even further. He caught that at the top of his jump. Like,

the Mariners like, bro. And then there's this. Which I don't, I mean, you're going to have a hard time finding a better catch all year and it's crazy that it's only

a couple weeks into the season. And he jumps into the crowd. Kid by, game over. That was awesome. And it's one nothing in the ninth inning. Dude, I mean, the Mariners got robbed. Three times.

That was awesome. Yeah. You out! That was so cool, man. I don't really follow much baseball, especially this time of year, but that was awesome. That clip came up in my feed. Yep, very cool.

Three times on Saturday night in Anaheim fell to the crowd for the last one. That's, I play some baseball. That. Don't have a little baseball. Anything else going on in baseball this early? I mean, not really. Yankees are off to a hot star for Yankeme's fans. Yeah.

So that's good news for them. You're going to anything. They're off to an okay star, considering that they just, every other day is them. Well, that guy, 60-day DL. Oh, that guy is injured. They just keep getting hit over it, over, over. It's got two weeks in. Yeah.

Well, like I said, UCLA beat South Carolina to win the women's NCAA basketball. championship. And for the first time since 19. Killed them, 79.51. It wasn't a game. UCLA is back on top of the women's basketball world. Just crazy.

Back on top? Did they used to be really good? No, this is their first title. So, I mean, this is the first time I know but remember them being really good. So that's, that's good. They were real good all year. That's a night.

850. Yeah, that's stupid. Yukon, Michigan. That's so dumb. What's your predictions on this? Michigan. Yeah. I mean, UConn, I'm saying that very confidently, but Yukon is very good at coming up with

ways to, you know, stop guys. Michigan just seems like they're just NBA dudes. Yeah. There's all NBA guys. Unac. How's everyone's brackets doing? It comes down to this. Is this anything that matters?

I don't know how this plays out. Yeah, a good amount of them because a lot of people. Kelly says she's second in her Marchman's bracket. Could win 75 bucks. Yeah, a lot of people had Yukon and a lot of. lot of people had Michigan. Let's see. I should be up there pretty good because I'm in, and it's still tied for third. Nice. How is Hoover and Gomez ahead of me when they have,

well, I have to wait for after tonight because they had Arizona. Oh, okay. So I, either me or Infante, I think, end up winning our bracket. Oh, what's the payout on that, Dean? I don't know. Nice, dude. I don't really know. Taking down sports, right? Reporter, aficionado, Steve Infanty, bud? Because Paul, he's right under me, but he's got, he had Duke. so he's out and

con here midday because you know gotta throw him a little shade nothing like finishing almost dead last wow you're hitting a man

while he's down the Mariners his manor got robbed to three more runs and I don't think of that I'm getting reports that Chris Jericho's quarantine appearance

on Friday it was pretty damn good yep he it's just he likes just singing random songs he loves doing the rock star thing

right just playing whatever he wants with his friend Yeah, just hanging. On AEWs, who even cares, man? No, I've been building things in my head of why because he's so good at these things.

It's a work. Go on, same more. When he said, I'm home, because it's Winnipeg. Where's from? That has nothing to do with AEW. I don't know, I'm just building weird. Somehow there's a weird angle.

Okay. He was smiling too hard. Cheezing up too much. I don't know. It was weird. There's always a gimmick. Yeah. With him.

He doesn't just come back because. Yeah. But everything else I read that makes more sense is that there's just more flexibility with AW can do what he want. Oh, and he's, I think there was probably from, because you never know these stupid dirt sheets. Mm-hmm. That there was talks that the WWU run was going to be, you know, pretty decent. Yeah. Not as, you know, everyday type deal.

And then just end with Gunther at a Saudi Arabia event. Oh. Yeah, that would kind of want a bit about. would have been a bummer as well. I just read it. It's been pretty good at sending guys out when they want to go. Like Sting's final run was awesome.

So since you guys have already texted and asked us about it, so we had the mysterious guy on the phone, whoever was on the phone leading up to Friday night. Remember we talked about it? I'll see you Friday for WW. Oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry. I thought like here I was like,

no, no, no, no. So we're still talking wrestling. We're still talking wrestling. There had been that whole workup. Yeah, with, yep, with Orton. Orton's on the phone. Who's it going to be? Somebody.

And everybody was, I mean, yes, people were saying Vince, but like you said on the show, he's under investigation with sex trafficking. I doubt he's coming back. And he had more. Oh, really? More things? Yeah, so they're not going to touch him. Yeah, no, there was another one that I forget that I thought made a little.

Oh, the Kevin Owens one. That's the one I thought. Oh, that would have been okay. That it should have been. But he's, again, when you have like neck. fusion surgery. Yeah, you're out for a bit. Yeah, I don't really know what you can do or why it would make sense to him to come back

if you can't really do anything. So the big reveal, and it's not a spoiler, but haven't seen it by now, it's Pat McAfee. Yeah. Pat McAfee comes out. And I was like, Friday when it happened, I was like, oh, Pat McAfee. Maybe it's because I'm a little jealous of Pat McAfee that he gets to do like the best radio gig ever and I'm just jealous of him. Oh, I think I like McAfee more than most.

just because he showed up, I liked him before, and then he showed up at NXT. It was years ago when he, he's wrestled several matches. He's phenomenal in the ring. Yeah, he's good in the ring. Nothing against that. It's unreal, so I'll give him some credibility because I hate when guys, like, you know, again, jelly roll is not bad,

but, like, jelly roll shows up and takes airtime and, like, is a whole thing, and he's never done anything. It's like, great, great, it's jelly roll. At least McAfee's kind of, you know, good at it and put it in the work. So McAfee shows up, And I was kind of bummed out, but then I was texting with you on Saturday, and I saw some comments, and it makes sense now. Because like you had said at the diner on Friday,

they're doing WrestleMania on ESPN. Yeah. So Saturday nights on ESPN, too. Sunday nights on regular ESPN. So it would obviously make sense. I would not be surprised if Pat McAfee kind of carry it over. If he commentated or at least was on it somehow on ESPN. Mm-hmm.

Because I imagine he's going to be doing some stuff. If the other things your reader is that, you know, they were told. to bring him back that's ideal. So, I don't know. Yeah, because that's the thing is that, is that Triple H is not Vince McMahon. Triple H does not own the WWE anymore. Or Vince owned it. He could do it every one.

He's just doing creative things. Triple H still has people above him. And if someone's, who is it? Nick Con. Nick Con and the rest of the TKO board. If they say, we're going to bring ESPN on for this, you need to bring an ESPN personality in. Yep.

He's got to bring him. and Pat McAvey. I at least like his reasoning. I mean, I like watching two five-foot-five guys go 45 minutes at an Iron Man week after week. Yeah. But it's a good angle because, you know, it makes sense. The ordinance of the last like, I'm 6'6, 300 pounds.

Sure. How are you supposed to beat me? That type deal where he's trying to make it, you know, like wrestling is believable again. And you think Cody is going to be a heel now? I don't know. The way they're doing this where, I don't know, he keeps getting kicked in. the nuts. Oh, yeah. Every damn day by all these good guys. You know what I mean? They're building towards something, although I guess they did a shoot promo. Yeah. After with him where he talked

about McAfee and he made a funny Disco Inferno reference about the big reveal being the same as if Disco Inferno joined the NWO. And Disco Inferno was a terrible WCW wrestler. Gotcha. So it was funny that that's the reference he went with. But I don't know. I don't know what they're doing, but Cody Rhodes is a good heel. It's going to be an awesome wrestling. I'm related. I watched the rise and fall of WCW documentary over the weekend. Oh, it's another good one.

That's another good one. So there you go. Pat McAfee. It makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense. I like it. Although I hated how much he kept adjusting his sunglasses.

Oh, was he? They were, I know, he kept trying to like put him on the end of his nose to look cool. So he kept having to adjust him. I'm like, just put him all over the fist of me. Stop fidgeting. Then you don't have to touch them. Stop fidgeting with your sunglasses. It was neat.

Okay. I was a fan that with the Danhausen stuff. Yeah. Good Smackdown. Yeah, good Smackdown. People are loving Danhausen, dude. It's hilarious. It's hilarious.

It helps that the Miz is involved because he's a good actor. Yeah. And then he accidentally curses the wrath and then he goes and takes it away. This one's on the Danhausen. Hous. That he can't count the three. It's supposed to be corny and silly and this is what Danhausen is. Well, it's, and it is.

It's working, I think, better than they thought it was going to work. Because I think that they knew that it was going to be over. Yeah. And they knew that people that, you know, like, knew what knew about Danhausen were going to be all on board. Yeah. I don't think they realized how big he was going to be with kids. I guess it's a huge thing with kids. Sure.

He's like the most over thing ever, which I like, but also makes me a little nervous. Sometimes when you're real over with kids, they kind of, they push that real hard. And they take away any of the edge. Yeah. But you know what? I'd prefer him to make billions of dollars right now. I thought he was going to actually wrestle when he got put in that headlock. I was like, oh, finally.

He had his boots on. Yeah, he had his boots. I never know. I thought maybe mania, they still have a couple weeks to build up something. With that character, I'm always like, I don't expect things I like to be mainstream. So I'm like, oh, people aren't going to like Danhausen because he's corny and silly, but they're liking them. I like it too. Yeah, I don't know.

I think that it's going to build up the more he doesn't wrestle. Yeah, right? If he just never wrestles. Yeah. What do you guys think? Hope you all had a delightful Easter for those who celebrate yesterday. We did. I mean.

We did. I mean, we did. You knew the controversy as Tam and Deb, Deb and Tam, both of our mothers, hate that they still are required to give us Easter baskets, but they love it. They love it. My mom loves it. She loves giving her baby boy an Easter basket. Tam Tam came through with an Easter basket.

Deb came through with an Easter basket. Yep. As they should. I mean, my mother complained the whole time. She says, Joshua, you're going to be collecting Social Security soon. How long do I got to do this? And I said, till you're in the ground, Tam. Yeah.

Till you're in the ground. You're giving your baby boy in Easter basket. I don't tell you, you can be 90 years old. You should be shuffling off to go get Easter basket. I don't care if you're demented in the home and you're giving me a pair of socks that you found in a hamper. Yep. Happy Easter. And a dead bird.

I want that Easter basket. basket, Tam Tam. Sorry. Although Tam Tam came through with just good treats. Mama Mac had a couple jokes, it looks like. Oh, yeah, there was a...

She likes to find interesting things or whatever. So there was that... She found, it was like the name of it was Beanie's and Weenies and Weenies. He thought that was hilarious. So she got you a thing of beanie and weanies?

Just for the name that Elwhil if anybody wants it. I'll put it in the next giveaway. Beanie's and we don't like cut up hot dogs. Cut up hot dogs and big beans? Big beans? I don't have a problem. with, but, no, because in Canada, they just have weird.

Oh, she brought that back from Canada? And, like, they have, not knockoff versions, but, like, here's their version of a Snickers. It's not called Snickers. It's called, like, a Meteor Bar or something. Sure, sure. So I got some of those, some random of those, and then a thing of boiled peanuts. I saw that in the photo, yep. But that's for real.

That's a real one. I actually want those. I'm going to do that. Were there two wrapped up gifts with your basket? Yep. Yep. I got up for you. What was?

Oh, one was this? Let me see. He got wrapped up gifts from Deb. Nice, Deb. Oh, on a Lambrey hat. Spring training hats. Nice. And then, because I was monkeying around with AI and all that or whatever, GPD, whatever

you put the picture in. Hey, do this and make us look like a thing. Yeah, you like that. I did a thing a while back where just for fun, I told it to make, of course, Brett Hart and I look like tag team champions. Yes, you did. And she turned it into one of those canvas. So, like, you can hang it on your wall?

Things that I could print it out because she's good at that website. That's fun. So that was cool. And then a bunch of other than, like, random candies, Cadbury, curdbury eggs and such. Pretty good. My wife did a great job. I'm not going to say both teens were unappreciative.

Uh-oh. One of them was a little more than of. Kids are funny. She tried a thing this year, or instead of Easter. hunts, she hid scratchers around the house. Oh, that's a cool idea. So when the kids finally came downstairs, she's like, I had something. Oh, okay.

I want to do that. Yeah, I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that. Next time caught me in it. And then I bet they all of a sudden are interested because now Uncle Coco is going to be looking for their gifts too. Now we're looking for scratchers. That's a good idea.

So that was something fun for that. You did a good job with that. Did they find them all? They found them all. I was to say, because that's the next thing. You got to make sure you write. down. And then it's an even match.

You got more than me, man. Well, then you got to look. You gotta hustle harder. I used to, we used to do the egg hunt up at my grandparents because they had a ton of property. And I used to cheat so bad because I would hide them. No, I would just tell my little brother where are they all. Go over there. You want to get that one over there.

You want to get that one over there? No, no, no, no. No, there. You want to get that one. No, there's nothing over in the woods. No, you should probably go over here. No, I hope if you do celebrate Easter, you had a delightful Easter yesterday. How would your meats turn out?

Oh, man. Although, I got to learn. I'm learning. Okay. Smoked things. The big breasts. Chicken breasts got done quicker. The chicken wings, I left.

I wanted to go home. And they pulled them off later. They took a long time to get to the correct temperature. It was so confusing. I don't know what I did wrong. Is it because of the bone in it, maybe? Is that a thing? There was bone in the chicken breasts.

Oh. I don't know what exactly it was that I was doing wrong, but... The wings took longer than the breasts. But, man. Good. They were good. Oh, no, no, all the stuff. All the stuff was do.

Yeah, Tam-Tam did a ham. Tam-Tam ham. She did a ham. And I made the Panorama Mac and Cheese recipe. Oh, okay. With the pineapples, the ham? No, it was like a spiral ham, but I don't ever eat ham. But I ate it yesterday.

It was fine. It was good. It's good ham. That is the standard Easter plate. Ham, the taters. We'll make cheese. And then my sister's obviously half Polish because of Bob and had the parogis. Oh, good.

Oh, nice. And I love parogies. Nice. I can eat a ton of progues. I mean, kind of like a sin. I don't think Jesus had anything to do with parogi on Easter, but sure. I love a Jesus parogi. Oh, it was good.

What else do we have for the spread? I can't think of anything else. It was a simple Easter, but it was in and out. No big to do Quick meal Have a good hang I saw you had some martini Some in Easter martini you had

Yeah they were They tasted good They looked a little better Than they were They have coconut around the rim Yeah that's like the rabbit Like it's like the fur Mm-hmm

It was a little tasty little cocktail Jojo had Arby's for Easter dinner Nice that ain't a bad day They have the meats They do have the meats How was everyone Sunday good Good Good

Some chocolate You get a Garfield reflector for your bike? Get a new kite? You get new summer shoes? Get bubbles. Oh, bubble. Yes. Well, yes.

Not to, like, kind of like blow up our spot. Uh-oh. But today is the day you go get that cheap Easter candy, guys. Good morning. This is K Rock. Yeah. I mean, I got... We can't hit all the stores.

I might get some jelly beans, but I got... I know. We've got so much candy in the house. You know what else I got? I got to bring you one of these. These are the, they're not bad, but they're the weirdest things. I got these Tootsie rolls, but on the outside is a hard shell, and it's kind of like sour. Is it by the Tootsie Roll Company?

Yeah, it's a blue raspberry outer shell that's kind of sour. One of them blue raspberry with a Tootsie roll in the middle. It's very confusing. Hold on a second. Tucci roll. Sour maybe? I don't know. Tootsie fruit chew sour?

These right here? No. No? Because I do like a Tootsy fruit chew. No. They had a, because it was a... The chocolate on the middle, chocolate in the middle,

but on the outside was a hard candy shell. Oh. Well, if I knew what those are called, do you like them? They're good. They're just very confusing. It's not like what you would think. Well, I like any kind of dabbling in the new candies.

with a hard candy show. Let me see. Let me see. Did you guys get any special Easter candies yesterday? Did your kids get any special Easter candy? Is there anything new? What's new? I mean, we're just a standard Easter candy house.

You're going to get Cadberries, Canberry cream eggs, you're going to get the Reese's peanut butter eggs. You're going to get some Kit Kat bars, and that's pretty much it. Nothing new like this. Right? No, I mean, there's some that it is it.

Yeah, those are, yeah. What's it called? Candy-coated eggs. Tutsi-candy-coded eggs. Tutsi-candy-coded eggs. Right there? Yeah. Let me see what this is.

Great for egg stuffing. All right. So is your mother. It doesn't give me a description to read, but those look good. Oh, here we go. Tutsi eggs is assorted fruit flavors, delicious candy coating, bite-sized, soft, and chewy candies that are bursting with intense fruit flavor.

Okay. Fruit punch, blue, raspberry, green apple, and watermelon. That's interesting. And each delicious individually wrapped, Tutsi-roll egg is wrapped in a fun springtime color. Yeah. Perfect for Easter Bastic. Oh, geez.

Oh, goodness. I want to try those now. They're good. They were interesting. Ken said he got some maple candy and peeps from his mother-in-law. Very nice. A lot of you getting peeps. I was going to say I misread that and all of a sudden was interested in peeps again.

I read Maple peeps. because that would be Maple candy peeps I've all got butter beer peeps That was the other thing I got Well I didn't I've never had anything Uh

Butter beer flavored The Harry Potter thing We got those little Tutsy roll Or um Hershey kisses Butter beer flavored That and they could

They were the most Butterscotch things I've ever had my life Now I'm kind of interested In butter beer You are? I like buttercotch We got all the standards

We got some smarties In our Easter basket too Okay. But nothing too crazy. For crushing up and snorting. For crushing up and snorting. Yep. Ew, that sounds.

Ken said they had fruit punch flavored peeps. I don't like that. I don't like fake fruit punch. They're just going. Going nuts. It's insane. That might be the thing that's got the most flavors out there, I feel like. Peeps.

Yeah. There's just too many. They're trying to get their money. Although the Rice Krispreet treat one I had, the Swifty thing was really, really good. Because again, it was just like marshmallow. Marshfellow. Marshmallow.

flavored marshmallow. Well, also happening over the weekend, some of y'all went to the movies as the Super Mario Galaxy movie debuted at a box office income of $372 million. Y'hoo! Holy cow!

That's crazy. I saw that domestically $130 million here in the U.S. That's nuts. There's the Yoshi buckets. Yeah. And there's some people that took all of them, of course. I've never gotten to get my hands on any of them buckets for things.

The fun collectible buckets? I tried for numerous movies, Ghostbusters, Top Gun. They have them at Movie Tavern, not Movie Tavern. It's called Marcus or whatever, something, but they have them all right there. This marks 2014's largest domestic debut. Wow, though. They put the wrong date in there.

It's not 2024, it's 2006. Surpassing Project Halmeri, which is a phenomenal movie, by the way. Phenomenal movie. but no Chris Pratt. So, there's your downfall. I'm Chris Pratt. I'll see it when it's three again.

The drama is in third place. I don't know the drama featuring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson. Ooh, Zendaya. Pixar's comedy hoppers earned $5.8 million over the weekend. They do a bunny movie now? Okay. All right. There's so many of those previews that I don't know if they're real,

that I don't know if they're real. Yeah? You know what I mean? Like, do you see these? And like, is that a real cartoon? Mm-hmm. Or that, like, I saw a preview for a movie. movie with, uh,

where Hugh Jackman is a sheep herder. Was that real? You are right, because I see a lot of AI trailers on Facebook and stuff, and they're not, always. So I'm like, don't know anymore. He, it's apparently the sheep talk and he's just reading them a story about a murderers. And then he dies mysteriously. And they're like, he'd been, he'd been reading all these mystery books, all these yeas.

Let's solve his meta. Now there's talking sheep. Hugh Jackman stars as a murdered shepherd in the, the upcoming film The Sheep Detectives. Sure, why not? Also known as three bags full, which follows his flock as they attempt to solve his homicide. So it's like ghost, but was sheep?

The sheep, or? The flock, having read mystery novels by their shepherd, Hugh Jackman, investigates his mysterious death to uncover clues and a motive linked to a large inheritance. Okay. Julie Louise Dreyfus, Brian Cranston, Chris O'Dowd, Regina Hall and Patrick Stewart all play sheep. I'm a shape. What I've been saying, Hollywood's full of sheep.

Film is by Amazon. I don't know when it comes out, though. 2006 of this year. Great. That would be a movie that I'd go, is this real? That's what I'm saying. It doesn't look like it should be, but it is. Yeah, and they're talking and everything.

People are writing that it's good, so it must be out. It's probably very silly. You know what I mean? It's sheep. It's a kid's movie, though, right? I would imagine. And it's one of those movies where they're like, let's get all the most famous people to voice animated sheep.

Because your budget's probably a lot smaller. Or, you know, you can use it better when you don't have to have all these people out on set, acting and all that just air. Just record them in a couple of days. Yep, you guys all do this from your house. Thanks. You see, the problem with diner tour season is that my body gets acclimated to big old omelets in the morning. Yeah.

And right now my body's craving. omelette, some toast. It was nice to be able to stare at that menu and be like, hmm, although now that I'm saying that, I'm going to immediately... Don't even dabble with the Brewer Union menu because he's going to have a whole special menu for us on Friday. But I got at least look because that...

Yeah, you got to look. I didn't look at all, even though I've looked at the Wade's Diner menu numerous times before. I got it. I didn't look. And so I spent all the morning being like, oh, I want this, but I want this. Oh, but I want that instead. So this week, the diner tour comes to Brewer Union in Brewerton Friday morning at 6 a.m. I forgot about the baklava corn cakes. The baklava corn cakes. That pork chop thing he made us, dude.

Everything on here looks so good. I can't wait. Christian's crazy. He's crazy and he makes the craziest concoctions. You see the look in his eyes? He's a wild man. I don't ever know what he's going to show up with on diner tour a week, you know? Yeah. But I know we're going to eat. I know we're going to eat. I, last year. It's going to be 69 degrees that day.

It's going to be a nice day. I didn't start off this year just because there was no need because last year I did so well. But I'll continue last year of trying new things. Remember this last year I ate a veggie, what did I have a veggie omelet or something? Did you have corned beef hash for the first time? Yeah, you're trying new things. I was eating all sorts of new stuff last year. Trying new things.

Last year of the first stop I had, or was it brewer either with the eggs, Benedict? Okay. Never had that before. Look at you, bud. Right. Look at you. Try to buy to that ham that was on the meat thing. We had a hollandaise sauce for the first time, I think.

That was something that you're trying. I mean. Look at me. Stop on down and get something to eat with your boys this Friday morning at Brewery Union in Brewerton. K Rock Diner Tour driven by Berm, MW. Tell him to get you a plate of meats. I don't want to. I don't even know what'll happen then.

You'll have animals you've never heard of. I don't even know what'll happen then, but I'm looking forward to it. This seems like a survey done by dude who like to cheat on. their significant others. Okay. As only 7% of people believe all humans are monogamous by nature. Babe, humans, like, we're not meant to be monogamous, babe. Like, well, it's, is that weird?

Well, technically we're not because we're supposed to make babies for Jesus, right? Isn't that the whole I don't ever know? No, like I, there's those, like the trad dudes. Yeah. The trad dudes who are like, I just need to recreate. That's monogamous. That's super monogamous, but then they end up usually being. closet of gay guys who get busted anyways.

7% of people believe that humans are supposed to be monogamous, whereas I guess 90% of birds are monogamous. So this kind of came out. It's like when penguins, like when their partner dies, whatever. They're like, oh, I'm just a solo penguin, I guess. Can somebody answer me a question that I saw on the internet over the weekend? Do crows mourn another crow's death? I saw like a bunch, like a murder of crows.

I've seen those weird... Like circling the sky. I've seen those weird memes of that or like where they'll go around the dead one. Yeah, and then I read that like if a crow dies, they all have a big like sky ceremony for it. I would say in some way they would have to. If they can remember our faces,

I'm sure there's some type of connection with something that, you know what I mean? They do. Yeah, Brianna says they do some kind of funeral to them. All right. Like they get sad. So you think they mind that someone just whipped, Whipped him around over their head and then

No, curse! Threw it into the woods and bashed it up against a tree numerous times. He's referencing the dead crow I found in my yard. Did he just hit up against the tree? That I whipped into the woods. It just flew down and he caught it by its legs and just started smacking it into the side of a telephone pole.

And in case we have any crows or witches listening, I did say curse no more, curse be gone and I threw it in the woods. No more curse. Curse get off me. Okay? Did you sage it though? I didn't get any sage yet though. I got a sage.

Oh, no. But I feel like Easter was yesterday, so that like resets all of the bad things, right? Or? Like we did a religious thing yesterday. Or the crow has risen. The crow is risen? Jesus crow. If I, dude, if I went outside and that crow was gone, that beast, like a thought.

No, it's not. I saw it yesterday. You didn't even, how far in the woods did you hook it? You just toss it up to the woodland? No, I hooked it real good. Remember I told you my oldest is building a dirt by? track in the woods. So they moved out.

Yeah, they came in and they go, hey, there's a dead crow in the woods. I'm not messing for a second time with this crow. So build your dirt bike track around the crow. So I went and checked out the dirt bike track and there was the dead crow. I'm surprised that it hasn't been eaten. Me too. I assume it would have been eaten. Maybe it's turned by now.

Well, in a new poll, they asked people if they think humans are monogamous by nature and only 7% said they do believe. No, they're naughty by nature. Oh, they're naughty by nature. Babe, we're not even supposed to be monogamous. Like, we're actually harming our relationship by not exploring outside options. But I'll do it. Don't you do it?

But I'll do it for both of us. No, I think the easy answer would be, yeah, you're monogamous when you're with somebody. Because that's how that works. Yeah. And then when you're not, then you're not. Yeah. That's really the only two. Throughout the history of your life, you're not monogamous.

Right? You didn't, most of us don't, like, you know, stick with our first girlfriend or boyfriend ever. But yeah, I mean, unless, you know, like you said, where they come to an agreement, but usually it's that agreement where the guy's like, you know, I'm going to be, no, no, no, you can't. There's a. No. There is always that conversation where you're like, what happened to you and so-and-so? We were trying to like the open relationship thing for a little bit.

And it turns out that it really bothers me and I went kind of crazy about it. And then we tried to have the dual Facebook. for a while. Nah, that didn't work out. That's always, I'm like, oh, uh-uh, you see that. Oh, boy. You got in trouble. Yeah.

Josh and Cody, Leasy, and it's our couple. It's like, you can't be trusted. It actually just ended up being easier if she, like, ran the Facebook for both of us. Because we were just, like, using it to stay connected to family anyway. Yeah. Yeah. No, you didn't do anything naughty, did you, but? Uh, three to nine percent of mammals are monogamous.

That's it? I guess so, but more than 90% of birds form monogamous pairs. Oh. The animals most likely to mate for life are beavers, coyotes, black vultures, and albatrosses. What's an albatross? The big-ass bird. Oh, it is? Yeah.

All right. So they find their mate and they're locked in. Beavers? Beavers. Hey, nice beavers. Because they're busy doing tree stuff. That's true. They probably ain't got time.

They got time to be dating. No, let's just, you're my beaver. All right, we're done. They don't got time to be out there dating. They're just like, listen, let's just, you like me, I like you. Let's log this down. You ain't got time out there looking for all these new beavers.

Exactly, Pat Lucas. They're busy beavers. They're out there doing busy beaver stuff. That makes sense. Smart buyers are choosing Toyota gold certified used at Burtick Toyota. Choose a Toyota certified to use Corolla, Camry, Ravre, 4, Highlander, or Tacoma, including hybrid models. Then get today's best APR rate at Verdict,

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Here come the aliens. They've been just zipping around the, uh, They left last week, right before Whiskey Wednesday they took off. And I think all of us that grew up in the 80s were, our buttholes were tightly clenched watching that fly off into space. Oh, sure. Butthole was tightly clenched more than just then. And I would say, man, it's been scary to watch the launch. And these last several days, they've just been circling the earth.

And then they did the slingshot motion out into space. And then today, today's. of the day, bud. Here's the breakdown of times. So they're going to start coverage around 1 o'clock on like TV. Okay. But. Vibing out.

Vibing out. But then do they just, because it goes black. Well, here's your times. So what's going to happen then? Lunar observation period begins today around 245, which means, I don't know what means. Like they can start to observe the moon or whatever. Yeah.

And then at 644. they lose signal. Remember I told you when they go around the backside of the moon... Yep, they go see the moon's butt. When they go see the parts of the moon that no human has ever seen. Isn't it crazy? They're going to get mooned by the moon, but we won't be able to see the moon being moon by the moon.

So at 644, we're expected to lose all contact with them, which is a terrifying phrase to say out loud. So, like 7.30. Yeah, like 725, we're supposed to get it back. And then so... Welcome back to Earth viewing. So at 642, they'll be like, all right, guys, we're going to go around the backside of the moon.

And then at 632. Yeah. I just gave myself chills because I was thinking of crazy examples of like, they come back and like it takes a minute for like the static to put them back into view. And they're just all floating there in a line, like staring at the camera. Because like we've been saying, And then an alien voice talks. There'll be approximately 4,070 miles from Earth at this point in time.

That's so many miles from Earth. The furthest distance from the Earth will happen about 705. And then they'll be photographing, filming, whatever they're going to be doing to this side of the moon. And then they come back at 725 and we're about to learn some things, I guess. I don't know. Yeah. That there are dangers in which you cannot even speak of. and says there's nothing back there.

I certainly hope there's nothing back there. You better at all hope there's nothing back there. Certainly hope there's nothing back there. I don't know, man. Come on. Let's just let there be something. I'm so sick all this. Give me something.

They never know goddamn aliens nowhere. Let's have some aliens. Put a whole baits up there. Let's see one of their little houses. Have them waved to us from the front porch. Now, I don't know what this means, but the crew has already entered Moonjoy, which happens as you draw,

closer to the moon, using a camera equipped with a 400 millimeter lens. Okay. From a distance of more than two-thirds of the way to the moon. All right, this is a bunch of math that I can't understand. The moon we're looking at is not the moon you see from Earth. But how much will the astronauts actually be able to observe? We don't know yet.

We're eager to find out. quote, even from as far as 4,000 miles, there are still things the human eye can't pick up that are important to the science community, meaning I guess. Oh, that's the thing where they want again. I'm not talking about minerals, but I'm talking about minerals.

I want the moon minerals. When the Apollo missions launched, they prioritized the illuminated side of the moon. So, okay, just explain what I've been saying. So this part of the moon we've never seen. We don't go back there. We don't know what we're going to do back there. Yeah.

But we want to put some kind of listening device on that backside of the moon. Put around his butt. They want, again, you are way ahead of the times. Mm-hmm. They want their own fart mic. They do. They're putting a microphone on the moon's backside. Story of my career.

I'm always just a little too early. Little did we know. During training, the astronauts did an experiment involving sand, trying to figure out which kind of lights and different angles they should approach this moon at, taking advantage of different illuminating conditions during the flyby, could also provide unique insights. Yeah, what are we going to learn? Yeah, if you see the base in which aliens use as a like jumping off point from the moon.

Starting today, the astronauts will spend roughly five hours observing the moon during the flyby at any given moment. 180 degrees of the moon is illuminated while the other 180 is. not. The Artemis science team began by creating a list of features that may be visible on the Earth's entire surface but have narrowed it down. Just having this crew described visuals of the moon and visuals of the lunar surface will give you goosebumps. So you can tune in. You can listen to all of this today, I guess. That'd be cool. Probably on your news sites or maybe is there a website that'll have it. And you'll just have the updates. They'll all be carrying it, I'm sure, if it's a camera of the moon. And then at 7 o'clock tonight, we're all going to get super big.

and watch the connection leave, and then the connection come back. It's going to be like a scary movie. I'm going to hear from Zorke. Eyeball, I thought you said you were leaving. Now you're in here still chatting with us. Eyeball says, are they going to picture the Earth? Are they going to get a picture of the Earth behind the moon? Well, it'll be cool.

That'd be pretty cool. It's already the dumbest people you've ever seen on the Internet debunking all of this. So, like, the astronauts are sending photos back. Yeah, but it's flat Earth, so. Yeah, there's that. There's obviously... With a curve. There's the photo...

One astronaut took a selfie in space with, like, the Earth behind him. And obviously, the dumbest smooth brain mouth breathers are like, I don't see any stars in those photos. Good try. And then, like, scientists have to explain... It's because the brightness of stars in space. Like, it's... You're trying to explain this to morons.

You're not going to get anywhere. So why bother? Again, it's one of those why this. Do you see why some of us get so mad when we claim the ones of you that didn't pay attention in any of the schoolings that we tried to give you? Yeah. Now are claiming to be the smartest people. Yeah. You see why that's making some of us a little angry?

You barely made it through middle school. We know you. We know how stupid you are. We know you're the stupidest kids. Just because you have an X account or a Facebook account doesn't make you suddenly an expert on space travel. Oh, it's just wild. See? See?

None of it's real. Or they're all complaining. there's a thing called, like, I think, the gravitational fade or something. Like when a rocket goes up and you see the smoke and it's kind of doing this turn, they're all like, see. Yep, it's just going to loop around. See, it's going to loop around. You don't understand how planes work I do.

Just absolutely un-evolved. You're univolved. I'll show you. What you're saying? So, like, I have a tail. The dumbest, but the most confident people you've ever seen. Huh? I strive for that.

I strive for that level of confidence of knowing more. I don't. You know more about space than the people currently in space. That's all right. I know they say ignorance is bliss. I'd rather be aware that I don't know things. Yeah. There are certain things I'd rather be ignorant about.

You guys are going to tune into this tonight? I'm going to be watching it. I'm going to be watching it. Oh, yeah. Pantera. Good morning. This is K.R. It's my favorite striper song.

Oh, how dare you? Twitch.TV slash K-Roc, C&Y. Make sure you're jumping in there following us. Enjoying your life. Come on. We got so many shows we do in there. Every morning we're live. Wednesdays were live for whiskey Wednesday.

Thursday we're live for Cocoa Puffs. Last week I drank whiskey out of a hollow Easter bunny. Cody smoked weed out of a hollow Easter bunny. And then I put my little ear in there. Donkey, shut up. Donkey said it's snowing in Oswego. It's snowing in many, many parts of the area. I truly believe

these are our last two days. I'm going to get a little coverage. I feel it in my bones. Feel it down in my plums. Props to the cleaning crews that have been out trying to pick up the garbage from most disgusting pieces of garbage ourselves. I think that I was taking Freddy for a walk last week

and I still had a pile of snow on my road. There was still one pile of snow. Yeah, a little bit. I think I'm good. I don't think there's any that I've seen anywhere. There's no more around me, all the ones that were in the shade. I think today and tomorrow it's going to be cold.

You're probably going to see some flakes. It's going to make you angry. but then I feel like other side of tomorrow, then it's smooth sailing. Knock on wood. It looks pretty good for the... Susan, I'm not doing the Mother's Day thing. I'm being optimistic.

I'm not waiting. We can't. We can't be like, well, there was that one time. Because it started early this year. We got winter early in November. And I feel like now, and it's gone long. Yes. We've certainly had nice St. Patrick's Day parades before.

Yep. So the winner has done its thing. It has made its statement. You get today and tomorrow and we're moving on. We move and on. It's snowing in Richfield. It's snowing in a bunch of places right now. We've got to think that literally in a month, it's going to be May.

That's not bad my... Them's not cold weather. Time's no more. Now it's when we're like, okay, it could be 70. One thing, and I know you're saying I jinxed it, that's fine. You guys can yell me. I put my snow brush away over the weekend to double jinx it. So now it's no drinks.

Double drinks, no drinks. Double jinx, no drinks. That's going to... Two negative, positive. That's going to remember. All right, everybody tomorrow morning, when he's in here, cranky as hell, nobody is allowed to feel bad for him because he didn't have a snowbrush to brush off his car tomorrow when there's at least two to three inches of snow on his car.

Put it away over the weekend. Everybody remember this. That'll be fun. You guys can all be mad at me tomorrow. That's fun. That'll be fun. So one thing in the radio world, that's always a big deal. It's not a big deal to me is that show WKRP in Cincinnati.

It was before my time. I watched, I've seen a couple episodes. Yeah, same. Radio people love it because it was a TV show about radio and radio people love radio. Yes. It was just before my time. I didn't really, no. I never got into it.

I think it's like the generation before us. Our WKRP was news radio. Oh, good point. Yeah, news radio would be our example of that. Or Frazier, because he worked at a radio station. Yeah, yeah. Well, WKRP is literally coming to Cincinnati now. Somebody bought the call letters.

WKRP. All right, well, you're about 30 years. I know. Strike that ironwall. It's hot, right? I know. It is D.P. McIntyre. It's been, I guess it's a low power station right now in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Okay. McIntyre made the deal to sell it to someone who's finally bringing it to Cincinnati. So, like, the people who love WKRP in Cincinnati. Yep, all three of them. I guess maybe WKRP never existed in Cincinnati? Probably not. They probably had to use. a completely separate whatever to get the rights to it or whatever the hell.

It aired from 1978 to 1982, so I was alive for one year of it. You were alive for no years of it. Nope, nuns. They can't release any logos right. I mean, they can't release any information right now because of contractual obligations. This is the theme. This is the theme. I mean, if WKRP in Cincinnati is looking for a morning show, we're right here.

We're not moving to Cincinnati, but you can syndicate it. Go pretend. Yeah, a lot of you remember the turkey episode. That was the most famous one. Hey, Josh, how about that crazy thing that happened in downtown Cincinnati over the weekend? Wow, wow. And then the events that'll be happening later. Didn't you love that bowl of Cincinnati chili that I made you this weekend?

Wow, the flavors. That's the one problem that I don't think we could ever be a syndicated show is because we're so central New York and we reference the most hyper local things. I know. It's the bright light flashing in my face. I can see it on your eyes. It's a bright light Monday morning bright light in my face. They got it took for the Toodles.

No, it'd be hard where we could do the stories from around the country, but then they'd probably get angry when we make fun of them. Yeah, and I, because I saw Free Bear and Hot Wings did a live show in Albany. and we draw the same size crowd as Fibor and Hot Wings, no big deal, but they're national, they're everywhere. They're just piped in, and they've got to be so generic, and it's just, I like being hyper local and hyper-speople. Even when we're eventually off the radio and just doing like a streaming thing, I still want to just be super local. Yeah. This is where I live and where I like, so.

Live, love, laugh, local. Live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, live, love, local. But those are you in Cincinnati, congratulations, you'll be getting WKRP coming soon. What? To your airwaves. What's that? If you're going to spew.

If you're going to spew, then I'm going to toss. Well, I would like all the B-roll to use. Here's some regurgitated fish. Oh, my God. Good morning, everybody. This is K Rock. This is what you're missing if you're not watching us on Twitch and YouTube. The today show just showed a bird.

The eagle cam. The eagle was feeding the other eagle. They hatched. But they were doing that bird. bird feeding thing. It's so weird. They're like, here, let me eat this real quick. Oh, well, then you can have it now. Can you ever think about nature?

Yeah, and it's gross. They're gross. Follow us in our online video stream homes. We'd appreciate that very much. Either YouTube or Twitch, typing K-Rox, CNY for both. Pray-D-A-Preeze. Go see our brand-new AI commercial on our YouTube page. That's a good one. We're counteracting all these ad agencies replacing actors with I am an AI actor. Oh, what is that thing?

Yes. I love this product. Me too. I also love this product. I love this product. We're so personal and human. We are very human. Well, again, if you want us to make you a commercial,

hit us up! We're available to make anybody's commercial. It's literally the only skill we have when this ends. I don't know what else we can do. You know, it'll be funny. You know, we should reach out see if they need our services. That name me. They want us to make a commercial for that?

Oh, I'll let them know. I'll say, yeah. That'd be hilarious. If we did the commercial, but we just pretended to be Ted and Amy, that'd be funny. That'd me. Well, every once in a while, you'll see these articles of, like, boomer opinions we can all agree on. And I, these aren't boomer opinions. These are just, like, good opinions.

Okay. In a few cases. Let's hear your opinions, boogers. For example, figure out the TV volume. Figure it out. We used to have to normalize commercials back in the day. Not anymore, I guess. Yeah.

You'll be watching TV. TV. And then suddenly a commercial is 10 times louder. I wonder if it's because of when that happened, it was like, hey, Time Warner. You have to have all your commercials, you know what I mean? Because now it's, they're not, who's regulating it? Yeah. Netflix can show sex and all that.

And YouTube TV. And YouTube TV does this weird thing where it's like sometimes it's the commercials that are, I guess to explain broadcasting for you is like there's your local spots and then your national spots. Yep. So sometimes like it's, oh, this is a,

this is a commercial that's running on the Discovery Channel, but here's the local version of it. Or very weirdly, when they need to fill a little time, they let you know about that thing.

If you don't want to watch some commercials, we show you just a nice calming scene. But it's like, here, want a moment of Zen? Click this and you click it. And it's the loudest effing bird you've ever heard you.

Screaming at you. I don't, they must have had complaints because I haven't seen that in a while. Now, right now, mine is rabbits on a little hill. Oh, how nice for the Easter season. Yep, little rabbits on a little hill. So that's a good opinion I would agree with.

Another opinion, people share way too much on social media. Yes. I could agree with that. That. Or they want to, but do the more annoying thing of just guys. Guys, I just need your prayers right now. What's wrong? Why?

I don't have time to tell you that right now, but I do have time to respond to every single comment on here with a. Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you. Keep us in your thoughts. I don't have time to give you all the details beyond this three-paragraph post I made. And then every comment inside of it.

And then every comment inside of it. But I can't give you more information than that. Hey, could you please, though, respect thoughts and purse? Could you please disrespect that promise? I agree with this one. Physical buttons over touch screens. It depends. Like, I like that my phone has just a touchscreen.

That's nice. But my car needs more buttons. I mean, everything is becoming touchscreens in cars. Everything's definitely touchscreen. Nicholas is right. Sometimes morning radio hosts share too much. Nicholas. But I have learned, Nicholas. It's a part of my anxiety and OCD is oversharing with strangers. I just have to do it. I have to get all the thoughts out. Yep. But there's things I don't share about myself. There's things about my family I don't share.

Nope. Everything. It's told you everything. I agree with this one. Put your phones away at concerts. Put them away. I don't mind. Get a clip. Get a little bit. You take a little bit. Get a little picture, a little video clip, whatever. But you're really not enjoying the concert if you're trying to film the whole thing. Especially if you're, like, just standing 20 feet away, just holding your phone about them. You're right there. You're right there.

You're not watching the show. You're watching your screen watch the show. Right. You're right, though. Yeah, Rees says every time those birds come on the TV, or dog goes nuts. Oh, man. Do you hear that commercial now with the dogs whining barking? Have you heard that one?

No. Where it's like three or four dogs where you're like, wait, what's, what is it? Is it? Is it? And every time I sprint out to see what's wrong with Elsa or she then loses her mind because it sounds like there's dogs literally in the apartment. Commercials with doorbells or door knocking sends Freddie through their moon. You know, it's pretty messed up that you guys are putting dog barkings in commercials with dogs. Yeah, bro.

People have dogs. My dog's freaking out right now. People have dogs. So I agree with that one. Boomer opinions we can all agree with. This is an article coming off of where is this? BuzzFeed wrote this article. So it's probably originated as a Reddit thread.

Uh, music is too loud in bars. I don't go to bars. Is it? I don't either. Is the touch tunes too loud? I know there are some. They're like, all right, just, maybe let's turn down the, that, you know, that touchtones thing or whatever the hell. But not in enough bars to know.

Yeah, or are the bands too loud at bars? Like, the musicians, are they too loud? I don't know. Some, depending. I would need you guys to report back. Yeah. But then if you're there, that usually if it's like that, you're there for that. Like if there's a band playing at a bar, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're kind of at the bar for, you're in the understanding of that they're going to be a band. You and I are both old-timers like this. When we want to speak to a real person on the phone when you call a business, I need to talk to a person. Also, if it's real business, I'll go to a bank. I'm not going to call the bank. No, I go. I go to the banks all the time. It's just easier doing stuff.

If I've got to do business, I like to interact with a person at a counter. I know I'm an old man like that. And a lot of times depending on when you go, it's quicker. Mm-hmm. Sometimes you go through that the taller lines that, like, empower over there or whatever. You're going to be a couple cars deep if you go at like a lunchtime, but a lot of people don't want to go inside. Mm-hmm.

Go inside. They have four other tellers there that are only doing inside stuff. Yep. They're ready for you. Showgirl lifts and chat says, did we cover shopping first thing in the morning? Are you saying it's good or bad? Yeah, that's a boomer thing we can all agree with. I like shopping when I do shop.

I'll go to tops at like noon. Yep. If you're overstimulated like I tend to be, they can be annoying because they're a little slower. Yeah. And their carts take up the entire aisle. Yep. But if you can adjust your mood and just say, all right, it's fine.

It'll be fine. You'll get out of here. Whereas they're old and can be a drain on society. It can be useful. They can. Text line says, Restaurant lights are too dim. Yes, turn those up.

What are we hiding? See anything in here. What are we hiding? I can't see anything in here. I can't even read your menu to begin with. Same with menus. I want a physical menu. I don't want a website.

Oh, QR code your ass. Get your QR code out of here. Get your little tablet screen. Screen. Screen this. I don't want that little tablet screen where you're going to put in my drinks? I got to pay a...

I like the right before COVID, we had reached the peak of all that. What was it? Where that thing was on your table to help you. Yep. Because your poor waitress or waiter are running around answering to the 10, 15, 30 other people. You want to put in your drinks again? You want to refill, boom, that little other app, boom, right there. But I don't need it to where it's in charge of me for everything.

because then there's always still a little interaction with one person with all those, and then you're expected to give them a tip through the roof. Then you look like the dick if you don't give a good tip. You're like, I was running this over here myself. I ordered myself, some other person I'd never even seen, brought my food. All you did was say, hey, folks, how you doing? Your menus are on the QR code thing, and then you walked away. Yeah.

Yeah, thank you. Why do you get $12? Some appliances are getting too smart. Yeah. Yeah, I don't need. I don't need a screen on my fridge. Yeah. Cousin Jay sent us his dryer that can play YouTube videos for some reason.

I don't say that. That whereas it's sure it's great for some people, it's unnecessary for me. I don't need to. But I guess for some mom that's maybe taking care of a thousand things that wants to have, you know, her stories on before I interrupt it one. Then he, you know, they can watch it on the TV or the fridge. But man, those are weird because I do like the fridge that shows, like if I'm at the store.

And you can check your fridge. Do I have milk? Sure. I can look inside, but other than that. From a nerdy standpoint, those are like, those are a hacker's dream. Oh, your smart fridge, your smart thermostat. It's just hardcore porn when you come down in the morning. Oh, I got hacked again.

Yeah, they can get into your Wi-Fi. You might think, oh, my Wi-Fi has a password protected. No, they can just hack your fridge, and now they're on your network. It's, uh-huh. your mother says Cody you never have milk I don't right now you're right you don't have milk no I don't drink it you eat your cereal dry like a psychopath so you don't need it

that or I use it or I have it and then it's gone because I used it for brining for the chicken milk? Yeah I I don't know how to brine I for those for like tendies and that type chicken I steal the old school McShane's thing what is that from the restaurant fixer up or show we've ever seen them

where John Taffer goes in there oh the local one that did the tenders And they were like, no, we use a milk pickle juice, Brian. And he was like, no, we're changing that. And they did like that vote where they made it with their way. And then let his crew try it. And his crew was like, no, leave that. You got to leave them.

You got to leave that. All right. So I do like that. So now I ain't got no milk because I poured it all over my raw chicken with my pickle juice. Then which proceeded to spill in my car. You have milk in your car? I think it's good. I think I got all of it.

But, yep, when I pulled in on Easter Day and saw that and sloshed, I went, come on Saturday. I went, come on, really? Milkies. That is not Kool-Aid. I can leave the Kool-Aid that I spilled last taste of Syracuse. That I don't care about. That just smelled great all summer long. Raw chicken milk pickle juice ain't going to do me no favors in the heat up months.

We got to light that car on fire, get you something else, but I think. Oh, too soon. Not too soon. This Friday, we will be live at Brewer Union in Brewerton. We're already looking at the menu, getting ready to get something. I got it. I got it. I got to eat.

I got to start looking now, even though they do all sorts of stuff. Like, the menu doesn't do the menu justice. No. You know what I mean? And I know he'll have even specialer things on Friday when we're there. I'm sure there's going to be some. Oh, you guys mentioned blah, blah, blah, randomly. So what I did was turned it into.

Yep. That would not shock me with Chris. He earns a great diner out there, him and his wife, Aaron. So I'll tell you, I forgot about the yard bird sandwich. Yeah. Because with Brewer Union, I can eat there, but then I also get food to leave with because I'm going to eat more later. Yep. Come on out.

Come on out. Trying to see if they did anything crazy very recently here. Oh, if you guys are into the fish stuff, is that still go on, though, through a little bit, or is that it? I mean, you can ask. Jesus is back. We can eat meat again. Jesus is risen, and we don't, we can eat meat again, yes. All right.

But they looked like they had good fish fries. Yeah. If you like fish, they got, I mean, they're right there on the lake. Just to tickle your fancy There's just a version of There's a version of the yard bird Oh, that looks so good That looks so good

We will be at Brewer Union Friday morning 6 to 9 Come and get yourself some neat Driven by Burdick B.M.W Come on get yourself a little taste to taste. Did you watch any of the Masters? Did you care about the Masters yesterday? It's over? I don't think it's over, but it was on yesterday. I don't know how long it goes.

Oh, wait, no, no, sorry, it's coming up. They do things leading up to it. So yesterday was probably just like... Oh, that wasn't even the Masters I was watching? No, no, no, yeah. I got on myself all confused. No, that's like this weekend or something. Oh.

Yeah, they do things leading... I was watching golf yesterday. Leading up to it. Gotcha. Like that R3 thing is a thing they do. Okay. I think they hit a drive. They do like a long drive thing.

All right. Well, I was watching a bunch of stuff because, you know, my youngest is all about golf. Well, I hit the links. He hit up five. Oxfire on Saturday. He went and played nine holes. Yeah, yeah, careful out there. Replace your divvets and your green fees. I was like, are you sure, but it's going to be cold and muddy?

Yeah, we're going to go play nine. He got out there. But I didn't know that Ken Griffey Jr. is a photographer now. There was a whole thing. He's just hanging out? There's a whole thing about how he shoots the masters. And he's good at it. I mean, why not?

That's one of the benefits of once you were a, you know, wealthy athletes. is very successful. People kind of let you do, like, I want to take pictures. All right, Mr. Griffey. And he's, like, legitimately a good photographer. He's a credentialed photographer at the Masters. Good for him. He takes good photos. That's cool.

I guess he photographed the World Baseball Classic, too. Oh, all right. So, like, and he's not making a big deal about it. Like, you'll just, like, you might be randomly going through one of your websites and seeing photographs. And you're like, oh, that could have been taken by Hank Murphy Jr. And still to this day, probably the baseball game that holds up the best. Yeah, it was a great big.

baseball game. I still fire up that on the Super Nintendo all the time. Because I remember, I knew Randy Johnson was doing photography, but I didn't know Ken Griffey was, and he's, he is. And he takes really good photographs. That's cool. Other side of this, we will get into some 90s at 9. And play some hockey. Again, reminder, I am a Stanley Cup champion. I'm not a Stanley Cup champion. I just, I hit guys when they're not looking. I don't know if you have any chance today. And then I fight him when they turn around and get angry.

and then I started. That's what I've been doing lately. I realize that if you flick the upstick, it's same as hit, but it's kind of quicker. Yeah. So while I'm skating down with guys, I'll just flick, flick, flick, flick, flick, flick, flick, flick, flick, flick, flick, to get their goat.

And then when they turn around all angry, you hit triangle and it's a dirty hit. So they'll slow down and turn around and be like, hey, and then I'll just go, oh, no. Yeah, I like the dirty hits. Because again, I don't know, rule. I play with the rules on at home, although it's still at rookie mode,

so I'm, like, scoring, like, five goals a game or whatever. But I'm just having fun. And I sent Cody a video of, I mean, rocking a guy. You had a goon. And a goon skated over. But then I also learned that if you take a shot after the whistle, they want to fight you too. Oh, no, that is rude. That's like a real-life thing.

Yeah, you shoot after the whistle. Yep, they will come fight you. Yep, that gets you automatic fist to cuffs. Joe, eventually we will turn the rules on, and that's where I'll shine because he hasn't been playing with the rules. I can't even imagine how bad I'm going to be if I can't do things. All right. That's the end of the show. We're going to hand you off to the 90s at 9.

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