The Show - EMO EMU
Episode Date: December 4, 2025Some surprising school delays and closing coming in, even if it’s “not snowing at your house.” Peterman was hilarious at the dog show. An emu gets loose in Norwich, but we got ’...;em. Terrible Christmas movies & so much more on a Thursdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Good morning, brother.
Good morning, brother.
Hey, brava.
What is?
Bras.
A la,
a lot of you loamy bastard.
Happy, you are.
You are a line, man.
Happy Thursday, December 4th, 2025.
Here, our Lord.
Thank you for joining us.
Written early.
Getting a lot of delays if you're in, I guess, Louis, Oswega County.
You got a bunch of school delays coming in that band of snow.
Oh, there it is.
Ripping off the lake.
Oh, look at that Redfield above it.
Oh, man.
Reaching out the old forge.
That's that, like, eye of the butthole.
It's the eye of the butthole.
That's the actual song.
The guy in the news says it's like an inch and hour, which is sufficient.
That's plenty.
Which is plenty.
After five hours, you got five inches.
Okay, so just be happy, all right?
Look at, yeah, Suigo.
Soonie of Suigo, classes are going to get canceled.
I got to call it.
Let me call that number.
Let me call that number real quick.
That used to be the best.
Did it all night.
I did it all night.
Yep, starting at whatever time.
I remember me and BK, whoever would see it first, you know, that the time or that it was
snow and you'd lean over, grab your landline.
Your landline that was connected to a wall.
That you had to set up and dial and dial a number and get an automated message
to let you know if classes were canceled.
Early morning classes are canceled.
And here's the other thing, children.
Yeah.
You also sometimes had no effing idea because it was still in the early era.
Facebook wasn't even yet really even invented.
It was about to be.
They were their social media.
I remember my English, other English teacher, not a cool John Carrey Smith, a different guy,
when he was like, this is revolutionary that I'm going to be able to let you know via our Facebook group that if class is canceled.
Immediately, you'll know right to your computer.
That is also plugged into a wall.
You also had to set up and pay for and have a disc that you'd get from the front desk.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, you'd get there and bundle up and walk all the way over to Lanigan
and walk up them steps, get a bagel sometimes, walk to your class.
Note on the door.
Eight, ten class, cancel.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
It was worth walking all the way up here.
Thank you.
But in retrospect, what else do we have going on?
sleep. You know, I could have slept in.
Yeah. So check your school delays.
I'll let, luckily they get texted right to you now.
So you don't even got to watch the TV or listen to a radio announcement on those.
Just, uh, do any other, do any radio shows still do school alerts in the morning?
I bet. I bet some of the, like, like smaller ones.
Do anybody, is any morning radio show doing school announcements?
I don't, I don't know, like, but you'll get the reference.
The same, the ones that do are the same ones that we go to the award ceremony and they do the
like thing about their local stop sign or this this this this plaza is getting paved so where
will you park for 48 hours like I bet mudbutts doing them right now and if like something like that
cell zone's probably doing a whole run down yeah like smaller ones right well good morning everybody
happy Thursday Thursday means cocoa puffs oh oh boy Cody'll be alive tonight seven o'clock
give you the rundown on all that information we're going to open advent calendars oh we are
what you're branching out one yeah I got I got so many
Oh, okay.
I'm going to do a thing,
but I figure I might as well start it here
and see what happens
and open up a bunch of a cocoa box.
You can open today's Lego mini fig.
That's it.
Do not try to go ahead.
Yeah, that's it.
How many of encounters you have?
I've got a...
All from your mom?
Yeah.
All right.
I have a,
I have one for Elsa.
Okay, of course.
I have a,
just the generic chocolate.
Sure.
You know what I mean?
Just a little,
the fancy little chocolates.
Then I have another one that she puts together
that's fun little chocolates.
Okay.
I have opened up one day of that because I wanted the little candy that was in there.
Okay, that's fine.
Then I've got the Aldi cheese one.
Aldi does a cheese one.
Now you got my attention.
Yeah, it's wicked fun.
They repeat some cheeses.
I was going to say, how do you have 25 different cheeses?
They get close.
They do at least a dozen different cheeses.
Some of them are actually really good.
I'm surprised I haven't found you a nut one, a nut avon calendar with different nuts.
Well, some of them, you get scammed.
Why?
They're not what they claim.
to be.
Like, we've looked into, like, I saw a bunch of things over the summer.
There was, like, an oasis.
Advent calendar.
And if you look into it deep, it's the worst thing that's ever existed.
It's not even a way, it's nothing.
Nothing.
Yeah.
And I also have a, I don't know, I think you might have got this one at all these well.
A fishing lure one.
My son had the fishing lure one last year.
So that's cool.
Even if it's just a little tiny little whatever.
Youngest had that last year.
This year, my wife made.
homemade Advent calendars.
Yeah, that's what the one that she puts together is.
She put together 25 little boxes of little.
I love that.
So like, what it?
So our oldest has, I think they got like a little mini horror figure yesterday or something.
Oh, cool.
And then our youngest got a little Callaway golf ball.
Oh, it's awesome.
Because he's into golf now.
Yeah, I got a little, little chocolates.
Joe, that would be the move.
Any of these weed shops doing Advent calendars.
How great would that be like a different edible every day?
I wonder how that.
how that...
A little flour?
I bet somebody
like a...
Go ahead and read Susan's message out loud.
Is there a Limburger cheese?
Don't open it. It smells worse
than Josh's farts.
Thank you, Susan. I agree.
No, there is some...
There might be, I don't know if it's a Limburger.
There is a really weird one that it's else's.
Yeah, not all cheeses are good cheeses.
Here you go, but... Yeah, no, I bet, though,
I bet it's like a sweet grass maybe could.
Oh!
When you start randomly thinking of how uptight
the weed system is.
Well, you can't have more than 100 milligrams per container.
Or you're opening marijuana, you're mixing and matching.
That'd be fun to do, man.
But that's a really good idea.
Maybe next year for Coco Pups, you just build your own put together.
Hold on a second.
Panda dude 420 and Twitch says,
has anyone ever told you guys that you two look like a McDonald's breakfast meal with hash browns?
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said was Panda.
Thank you for jumping in our chat to share that with them.
It's the hashbrowsic.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
Thank you.
No, bud.
That means a lot to us.
We appreciate that.
We've got a lot of avic counters.
But so again, some of them you look into and they are just the worst things ever.
Because the fishing lure one is cool, but they're just cheaper fishing lures.
Like they're not high quality fishing lures.
What do you care?
You're going to chuck them in the river anyway.
Exactly.
I remember a couple years ago I found a WWE one, like a knockoff.
And it was, I can't remember the process.
It was a cool process for my money to get some type of refund if had happened at all because it was from like, who knows where in China.
Yeah.
But it was the worst thing you've ever seen.
It was like the worst little cardboard doors.
They were supposed to be like a cool whole thing with like wooden open doors and all these little WWB figures.
They were generic plastic guys.
Yeah.
They weren't even like wrestling figures.
It was awful.
Those are my favorite Reddit posts when people buy stuff.
expectation versus reality.
When somebody buys something,
like on Timo where it's like,
look at this amazing Advent calendar.
Yeah.
And then you buy it.
That's exactly that.
That's exactly what it was.
Yeah.
It was, but it was hilarious at how bad it was.
So at least that was.
Just random, non-descript wrestling figures
behind plastic.
They weren't even like wrestling figures.
It was like, here's a peach color guy with no shirt.
What were those called?
The muscles or whatever?
It was like those, but even generic versions of those.
It was like, what is this?
It was great.
Weggman's Lights on the Lake tonight.
And every night through the holiday season.
Get your tickets right now.
Lights on the Lake.com.
I didn't hear any of the national dog show commentary.
And I only care because it was Peterman.
Yeah.
John O'Hurley, aka known as Peterman from Seinfeld.
Yep.
And I guess there's a clip going around with something funny.
I haven't listened to it yet.
I mean, I watched a good chunk of it.
You did?
An English setter won the sporting group.
No big deal.
Wow.
No big deal.
Is that what Jughead was, an English setter?
Yep.
Here he is talking about the sheepdog's hair.
The old English sheep dog?
80 pounds of hair and two pounds of actual dog there.
As I have said before, if the judge picks through all of that hair and finds only one eye, he's got the wrong end of the dog.
Ah!
All right, that's funny.
Peterman.
Because he says it, it's a, it sounds like Peterman, because he's Peterman.
On the wrong end of the dog lane.
I don't think I'll ever be able to forget, Susie, that one night working on the catalog.
Peterman.
Oh, I loved him.
That was great.
He's so good.
It was 1965, and we were in the jungle.
What a girl.
I'm glad he's still doing stuff, man.
I love him.
Cocoa Puffs is tonight.
Dirty, guys.
7 p.m. on our Twitch channel, the show, too filthy for radio.
Dirty name.
You guys.
You guys are crazy.
Coco Puffs is tonight 7 o'clock, as he's going to be doing some advent counters,
going to be showing you some good, good.
Got some Christmas-themed water pipes.
Oh, for your tobacco use.
For tobacco use.
Of course, we thank our friends at.
East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse.
We thank Joe's Buds on the Naga Boulevard.
We thank sweetgrass.
And we will this Christmas season see what is in our sweet grass cookie jar.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
There's a couple things in the sweet grass cookie jar.
All right.
I look forward to that.
If you're looking for a Christmas special to watch, well, fear not.
As Chuck E. Cheese has released an entire free Christmas special on YouTube.
All right.
Haven't watched it yet because I wanted to share that experience with you and the audience.
Okay.
But just a little reminder to those of you that are maybe too young, what our Chuckie
Cheese looked like?
Because it's a lot different than what we're going to watch here.
Okay.
I was just going to say, is it what version of Charles Cheese is it?
No, no, no, no.
This is the new animated hip, young Chuckie Cheese.
It's not the version that's up at Enchanted Forest currently.
No, that's what we're going to start with here because I want you guys to even
realize what Charles Entertainment Cheese
looked like to us in the 80s.
Yes. It is a rat with a thick New York accent
trying to sell you pizza. So here's a quick clip
of Chuckie Cheese from the 80s.
Oh, whoa.
Chuckie Cheese here with Christmas presents.
Now till Christmas at Chuck E. Cheeses,
everybody ordering a large pizza
who does this gets 20 game tokens.
Free.
All right. For those of you listening, he says,
If you do this, I guess if you flick the side of your nose like we're mafia?
Hey, how are you doing?
I'm a freaking giant red.
And look at the screen I just happened to pause on as he is so gacked out of behind news.
That'll be your cocoa posts.
Yeah.
Later tonight.
Oh, ho ho, ho.
Chuckie cheese here with Christmas presents.
Oh.
Now till Christmas at Chuck E cheese is everybody ordering a large pizza.
Oh.
Who does this.
Get 20 game toast for free.
Hey.
Add a salad to that piece.
You got my new calendar with over a hundred bucks for a coupons.
Twenty-free tokens.
Just like this.
This big cheese is all hot.
So, though, do you not understand, folks, that we were being sold pizza by a filthy rat.
Who wanted us to me?
Oh, whoa.
Subtle.
The frick, you call it a filthy rat.
That's what we're saying.
I ain't never said nothing to nobody about a damn thing.
What do you know about me?
What do you know about me?
You get a topping for that pizza, but I be I got to go.
We had a rat who said if you flick your nose, he'll give you 20 tickets.
I'm going to go hold one side of my nose in the batch room right now so I can play lots of ski ball.
Oh.
Now, let's watch what new trucky cheese looks like.
I'll describe it to the audience listening at home.
If you want to jump in Twitch.com.
How long is it?
No question.
49 minutes, almost an hour.
They got that much money.
I don't know how they funded this.
I mean, the animation is very modern.
Yeah.
All right.
Apparently, now Charles Entertainment Cheese
drives a party mobile.
It looks like one of those party blowers.
That's what they're driving around right now.
That goose is a thing or whatever.
It looks like Helen Henny and Munch.
It appears like they're all in the point.
Partymobile with them.
That was funny.
Chuckie, maybe we should slow down a little bit.
We can't slow down, Helen.
Come on, back me up, you're Jasper.
Jasper T-Jowels.
Yeah, 100%. You're the only one.
I love decorations.
Munch.
Don't eat the decorations much.
What happened to slow and steady when's the race?
Remember the tortoise and the hair?
Never.
That story is nothing but...
Who's that?
It's a rabbit.
Who's that little rabbit?
Who's that little rabbit?
It's a new character.
I don't know. We'll see right now.
They'll say her name.
A reptilian propaganda.
Oh, that's a little one.
Even her rage is adorable.
Leight some balloon.
I'm obviously not going to watch all 50 minutes on this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Then why started it all?
Oh, all right. Good point.
We'll just watch the entire Christmas special.
Okay.
Make a minute snowman.
Santa keeps getting snow dumped out of him.
That's the new chalky cheese.
That's a nice, clean chucky cheese.
He does go on to jam with the band, apparently, and do a Christmas song.
Oh, it does.
His Christmas spirit really is alive and well after all.
Of course.
Is this going to ruin some of the storyline?
Like, true.
Good point.
I want to give a spoiler alert.
What are we doing here?
We're just jumping ahead.
If you were going to spend some time.
I guess we know what happens now.
With the Chuckie cheese, the new Chuckie Cheese Christmas special.
I'm sorry if I'm ruining it for Cody.
But here's the jam, I guess, towards the end.
What we do without Christmas?
Who's the voice?
It's not.
All right.
I mean, I got to go back to my chucky cheese.
I don't like this new hip chucky cheese.
Hey, oh, what you talk about?
This is the place for you and your friends.
Yo.
This is the place where the party never ends.
It's the good time place.
What we want to freeze.
Chuckie cheese.
When you're hungry to buy.
Chuckie cheese.
This is a good taste.
That's true to please.
There is.
Chuck cheese.
When you're hungry for five.
It's Chuck E Cheese.
That's where we had birthday parties.
Yeah.
That is so weird, though, that those characters right now are in a building up in Old Forge, New York.
They are.
I mean, there's ones from everywhere, but those ones that you just saw on the screen.
Showbiz pizza.
A version.
They're all over the place, man.
That's so weird, though, that they were just, like, sell them off, and now they're still doing gigs.
Hey, anytime you come on down to Chuckie Cheese and you order a large pie, do a little bit of this.
Do a little bit of this.
Flick your crutch.
You're going to get yourself 20 free tokens.
Legman's lights on the lake tonight and every night through the holiday season.
Every one of them.
Going to get a fresh coat of snow, fresh layer of snow, if you will,
so that'll be exciting for everybody going through lights on the lake tonight.
It'd be nice evening for it.
Well, this is one of Cody's many dreams, and of course it doesn't happen to him.
And Emu was on the loose and Norwich.
I know, right?
It was just up somewhere around here, but, I mean, that's not around here,
but close and off.
He would do anything to just have an emu walk up to him.
Just to walk around a corner and turn a corner and have a emu just standing there and looking at me.
Are they violent?
Are they going to start pecking at you?
They probably got, I think they got the, they got tailings.
I know that like ostriches do.
I'm sure emu's got something.
Because if you're with else out in the woods and an emu shows up, she's going to freak out.
She's going to freak out and it's going to take off.
But I mean, I'd still see an emu for a minute.
And then I'd see a weird emu running away.
Not like that funny video of the birds that are running.
making the kids scream hilariously?
The Chenango County
Police Department said its officers have
captured an emu that was on the loose.
Norwich Police Department said
it received several calls about an emu running
around. It had to be someone's emu, right?
A call from Norwich Police in Shenango County
with an emu on the loose
in the neighborhood. They'll look closely there.
Officers quickly found the burb
which had escaped from its captivity
and made its way toward downtown.
The emu was eventually contained in this fenced
in yard. Officers were able to get in touch with the owner,
corral the emo, emu into the owner's trailer.
Glad they were able to get it. You don't see that. All right.
They got it. Where was from? Where was it from? Where was it from? Norwich police
chief Scott Burleson said the outcome for the emu could have been way different.
Quote, my biggest fear was that the emu, once loose, could be struck by a vehicle
or enter a residence through a sliding glass door, potentially you're a citizen.
That, I don't want to get hurt, but that would be hilarious.
But Eam-Lucks in your house.
At your house.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't want to freak anybody out.
I think there's an emu in the front door.
There's not an emu.
Go open it, then.
Okay, then you go open it.
Open it and just steps right in.
Hi.
I know you're freaking out, but I think there's an Emo at the front door.
We haven't seen stuff like that in a while.
We used to have it forever with the wild guy.
It was a wild there.
When he was like a zoo.
Yeah.
He just had them at his place.
or whatever, and that's all of a sudden you'd be like,
kangaroo, if you're going up and down the through,
a kangaroo, there's a couple different things.
They do classify emu's as livestock, therefore they do not require
a special permit to own one, so you could
throw an emu in Debs yard right now if you wanted to.
There's that one, is it an emu farm on the way up to somewhere on the way
to near old porch?
There's a couple different.
There's probably a couple of emu farms around.
A couple different cool ones.
The word emu has lost all meaning now that I've said it.
Emu, emu, emu.
Happy Thursday, happy holiday.
Hey, here's this guitar come from the Rocking, and the Christmas.
Tomorrow we will be at two Stewart's locations.
At the same time.
That'd be quite the feat.
One to three will be at Stewart's on Buckley Road,
and then from 3.30 to 5.30, we'll be at the Stewart's on South Bay Road in Cicero.
Look at us.
For their annual holiday match camp.
Pain.
Is this the backstreet boys?
This is Amberlin.
Pop Punk goes Christmas.
Well, you like that.
If you're feeling festive, stop by your local stewards and spice up your day when you grab a candy cane shake.
While you're there, help support local children's charities in your area by dropping your spare change in the holiday match bucket.
And then stewards will double what you've donated.
They match everything.
That's impressive.
Since it started in 1986, they have raised more than 39.
million dollars.
Million dollars.
I'm having a little bit of
like deja vu. Like I feel like I've done all this.
Like the guy that came in chat this morning
and said that we looked like two McDonald's breakfasts.
I feel like that's happened before.
I don't know why. And then I'm about to do a story here that I feel like I've
already done before. So stop me if I have.
Okay.
We celebrate the best Christmas movies of all time.
What about some of the worst Christmas.
movies of all time. Have I done this? Have I done some story about the worst ranked Christmas
movies of all time? I don't know. Am I just in a constant loop now? Is my coma repeating itself now?
It might be. Maybe your loop is run out and now you're just back to zero, back to zero, back to zero,
back to z. Because my head is tingly, too? It's because you shaved it now. I shaved it today,
but my head is tingling. I'm right. I don't really remember.
worst. I remember something of the like Hallmark movies or something, but I don't think it was anything
to do with like worst, something. Let's get into some of the worst Christmas movies, right.
It is according to like, you know, the websites that rank movies. Yeah.
So I bet there's some, what did I just, because it was hilarious. It was everything we were
just talking about. There's a Netflix movie that's either just come out or coming out.
And it was exactly what we were just talking about.
They're all that. They're all the same plot. The preview was, you know, it was a guy walking
with a lady. He just Matt.
Sure. You know, it's been years since
I've been back into this town.
Do you know where I could get a
good cup of hot chocolate?
Exactly. That's what it is.
And I think people like that they're just repetitive and they know
what's going to happen in every single one.
There's no surprises.
I'll jump around the list.
Because a couple people caught some strays
on this one, including Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Hey, well, other than Lion King, I
mean, oh.
1997's Home Alone 3
Oh, with the little guy?
Yeah, it was not McCulley Culkin.
No, it was that guy with the little kid with the big head.
Not the one from Jerry McGuire, the other one, though.
And was any of the original cast in Home Alone 3?
Wasn't like, I forget.
Harry and Marve were not the same.
It was like Buzz was in it or something, right?
Wasn't somebody in it or?
Maybe.
That would make sense.
It was a rando or he was like, I don't know.
I'll be in it.
Either way, yeah, you can't.
That's got a 36 on Rotten Tomatoes.
That kid went on to do a bunch of stuff.
2008's 4 Christmases.
I know I'm a sucker for 4 Christmases.
And that's the one you like?
I like that.
And that made worst?
It's on the list of some of the worst.
It's got a 25 on Rotten Tomatoes.
I do like the scene where John Favorow puts them in the one they're doing the UFC.
Yeah.
That is funny.
He accidentally buys the kids an Xbox and they can't afford an Xbox.
I enjoy that movie.
It's not the worst, but it's pretty bad.
When their plans for an exotic vacation falls apart, Brad and Kate must
spend their Christmas.
I don't know how they all live near so many other family members, I guess.
Yeah.
No, it's that era when they were like, okay, leading man.
Vince Vaughn.
Put a minute.
Well, hold on.
Vince Vaughn.
No, put a minute.
Wait, though there are a lot of Vince Vaugh!
Okay, okay.
Put him in it.
Vince Vaughn.
It's Vince Vaughn.
Yeah, 1998.
I'll be home for Christmas with JTT.
Oh.
Jessica Beal was in it too, apparently.
Really?
Oh, me.
Strange from his father, college student Jake is lured home to New York for Christmas.
Oh, this was that time where he was trying to do a couple things.
But the problem is that he can be a gorgeous fella, but he just wasn't a good actor.
No, he was good at an ensemble.
He was not a leader.
No, he's smart, right?
Didn't he go back to college and do all that stuff?
I don't know what he did.
The other one, Zachary Ty Bryan got in trouble last week.
What was he doing last week?
He is more domestic.
Yeah, he's more lean.
into that. I was out of home
improvement you, butthole.
That whole thing. He could make a
comfortable living just doing conventions.
Yeah, look at the just random people they have coming
to do anything. If you do a voice for any cartoon
ever, you'll be at some
con. Every con will have you.
Every wrestling convention has
randos you've never heard of.
But no, he got demons, I guess.
But no, I did not see this terrible.
Another Vince Vaughn project.
That was, that's.
There was a time where Vince Vaughn
putting out a movie a week, it felt like.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was like, well, who should
Santa Claus's estranged
brother, Vince Vaughn.
Vince Vaughn, put him in it.
Oh, no, here we are again.
Whoever was Vince Vaughn's manager
around 2005, 6, 7, they were putting him in everything.
And what's funny is that I love Vince Vaughn.
I do too. I love Vince Vaughn. Most of his
things are hilarious. However,
he is only Vince Vaugh.
He's only, yeah, he's not the new dynamic.
No characters.
He just does Vince Vaughn.
It's got 20% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Not great.
Oh, yeah, it does.
Oh, no.
Not great.
Let me jump around here.
Get into the top 10.
Santa Claus 3, the Escape Clause with Marty Short.
I love all three of them.
Is there a fourth?
They might have gone for a little bit.
I think he just did another one.
Yeah.
They might have gone for a little bit.
I like that one because it's got good, like,
like things.
What the hell is the word I'm looking for?
Like the scenery and stuff.
Yeah.
Like his little layer and stuff is cool.
I like that one.
I have a weird memory of this movie because in 2006 I was living down in New York City.
Okay.
And I would drive around and everywhere had Santa Claus 3 billboards.
Okay.
So I just saw Tim Allen and a frozen Marty short in all of my memories of living in New York.
That's fine.
Just because they had so many billboards up.
They tried real hard with that.
Jingle all the way. Number nine.
Whoa!
20% on...
Void. Void.
I'm all right. That's it.
Uh-uh. Tax line says, disagree with your take on Vince Vaughn.
He was excellent in season two of True Detective.
No, he is, but he still is just...
He's dynamic there.
He's still just kind of Vince Vaughn and that.
Yeah.
I didn't say he wasn't great. I love him.
Yeah, he's great in it, but it's not like he's doing Daniel Day Lewis like Matt
and Act.
Yeah, yeah. He's just, he's very good Vince Vaughn.
He's not going to be.
oh guys Vince Vaughn doesn't break character off set so can we just make sure that
I mean technically he doesn't yeah I know because he's up
but no ching all the way is so good it's action man right action man
that what he wants turbo man turbo man turbo man workaholic Howard Langston that's Arnold
that's Arnold wants to make things up to his son so they do that whole
yeah be deadness miron miron gets in my way I don't know this one seems like it was
full of just a lot of comedians Mary friggin
Christmas, 2014.
Joel McCall was in it, Robin Williams was in it.
A Merry Friedrich.
Tim Heidecker was in it.
I liked when he did his old stuff.
Cash grab.
It's a cash grab.
Merry Freed Christmas.
The cash grab.
New back and half.
No.
Cash grab.
2006.
Oh, God.
You're looking up?
No, sorry.
You know, uh, uh, you know, uh, what's his name?
I think it's just Clark in the office.
Clark Duke?
Is he in it?
Whoa.
All right.
Yep, he's in it.
He looks like that Stavi guy had a baby.
Is that that comedian's name?
I love Stavi baby.
Yeah, he looks like he had a baby.
Yeah.
Oh, goodness.
You don't do Turbo Time Packs.
No.
Black Christmas, 2006.
It was like a horror movie?
Holiday season turns deadly for a group of sorority sisters.
Is that the one with the horse?
It's got Michelle Tractenberg, may she rest in peace, and Lacey Chebeye.
Yeah, wow.
Or the unicorn?
Why am I think, why am I remember in a, or maybe that's just,
the movie with a deadly unicorn
and not the one that just came out too. There was one that
just came out, I think. We're going through some of the worst Christmas
movies regardless of what the good ones are. These are the worst. I've never even
heard of this.
Yeah. Why is it Christmas?
I don't know. I think it's just a horror movie that happens
around Christmas, right?
Hawthorne College is quieting down for the holidays as students travel
home to spend time with their families.
And then death happens. And then
they all die. Um,
In 2008, an American Carol has a 13% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Documentary filmmaker.
What?
Did you look it up?
Kevin Farley, Chris Farley's brother is the star.
Oh, wait, what just popped up when I did that?
Because that wasn't what I was looking at.
Kelsey Grammer is in it.
Trace Atkins is in it.
That's hilarious.
But no, I'd never seen that one either.
Number five is Mixed Nuts from 94.
That sounds more familiar.
Steve Martin is in that, Robert Klein.
Oh, okay.
I think they used to show that on, like, Comedy Central.
He manages a suicide prevention line.
Oh, boy.
There's some heavy undertones there.
Surviving Christmas with Ben Affleck, James Gandalfini, Christina Applegate.
If for Christmas, it wants you a little bit of gabble-go.
8% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Oh, my God.
Eight percent.
That might be one of the worst.
Oh, no, it gets worse.
Because one of my favorites is on this list.
Oh, boy.
Uh-oh.
How about deck the halls from 2006?
Danny DeVito, Matthew Broderick.
I like that one.
Is that the one with the Christmas lights?
Suburban Dad and Christmas enthusiasts finds a wrinkle in his well-ordered existence with the arrival of, I guess, a neighbor of some kind.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're doing the Christmas lights.
It's got a lot of people in it.
Number two.
Uh-oh.
Says it like that.
I'll always watch Christmas with the cranks.
I don't care how.
I don't care of it's got a 5%.
It's terrible movie.
I got the Hots for Jamie Lee Curtis.
I watch her in anything.
It's kidding.
It's a, I know it's a terrible movie.
It's got 5%.
I know it's stupid and terrible, but I'll watch it every time it's on TV.
Oh, it is bad.
I'll watch it every time.
Finally alone for the holidays.
Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis, a plan to skip tradition and it comes a whole thing.
Oh, home.
But then Jamie Lee puts on a bathing suit and those.
Yep.
Those Oudies come out, and your boys are huts.
I mean, it's got Dan Aykroyd in it.
It's got Jake Busey.
One of the cheechers or Chongs is in it. Cheaches in it.
M. Everett Walsh, bro?
See.
If you ain't down with M. Everett Walsh, turn us off.
But the worst movie.
He's not alive, right?
The worst Christmas movie, according to Rotten Tomatoes, with a zero.
Oh, no.
That just means nobody likes this movie, right?
Yeah.
The Nutcracker starring Nathan Lane, John Titturo, L. Fanning.
What?
John.
Christmas in Vienna is dull.
What?
After 9-year-old Mary,
oh, Christmas in Vienna is a dull affair for 9-year-old Mary
until her beloved Uncle Albert, Nathan Lane,
arrives and gives her a special gift,
an enchanted nutcracker.
On Christmas night, the nutcracker comes to life
and takes Mary to its magical land of sugarplum fairies and talking toys.
Okay, so it's a nutcracker remake,
but why is it so bad?
then.
Is that a remake?
There's an original...
The Nutcracker?
Oh, so it's a movie about like...
That's the story of the Nutcracker.
Oh, okay.
They're having a terrible time and then an uncle shows up and then they got a nutcracker.
There's the Evil Rat King.
Yes, now that I read that, I do remember.
I love the Nutcracker.
No floating through life in chat.
Ernest Save Christmas isn't on the list because we're talking about bad Christmas
movies.
Not perfect, amazing Christmas movies.
But yeah, that's just, they just did the story of the news.
nutcracker, but in their own weird, they had Nathan Lane instead.
Let me read some of the reviews.
Delivering the cinematic equivalent of a lump of coal,
Nutcracker in 3D is terrible.
Oh, it's the Nutcracker 3D.
I guess it's also 3D.
Oh, yeah, 2010.
That was the craze of everything's got to be wild and crazy.
Like a really bad fever dream, Rev G says.
I'm reading the audience reviews here on the Nutcracker.
John Tutturo is a weird rat king
How does this have zero though?
He likes feet.
You don't know why?
Because it's just, okay, how about this?
Google John Tuturo as the rat king,
that's why it has zero percent.
Nutcracker movie.
I want to see the trailer.
Hold on.
Okay, I'll watch a trailer.
That's a good idea.
Let's be our own judges.
There's a lot of them.
Well, there's too many to choose from.
Nutcracker movie.
The Nutcracker.
I just type in the Nutcracker with John Totoro.
That's what I did, and it comes up.
Because there's infinite amounts.
I like the cartoon one from back in the day.
It was the same people that I think did like Charlotte's Web.
That's a good Nutcracker movie.
Oh, okay.
All right, let me see.
This is the trailer.
No, freestyle. Digital media.
Digital media.
Zero percent on Rotten Tomato.
Well, hold on now.
We'll wait.
See that city.
It's my city.
Before the Ratt King.
Oh my God.
What am I watching?
That's not...
What the hell am I watching?
Keep going.
I think someone made a fan trailer.
Oh, they did?
I don't think this is the real movie.
Why would the Nutcracker have an army of mean people?
That's Pinocchio.
Yeah, that just said the untold something before it faded...
Before that faded away.
All right.
We'll watch it during the movie.
the movie, during the music, I guess.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
I'll try to find the actual Nutcracker
trailer. Well, let's watch that one, and let's see what happened.
To design
the Lexus ES, all we had to do
was listen. Your ears
said exactly where to put the speakers.
Your eyes told us where to put the
available head-up display.
Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.
Even your right foot helped out.
It let us know you'd enjoy a little more
torque.
Turns out, you had a lot
to tell us. We certainly
heard you. The Lexus
Yes, not just for you, by you.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
You know what Thursday means?
It means Cocoa Puffs.
Oh, that starts Thursday tonight.
That's coming up.
Yeah, tonight at 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel, K Rock C&Y on Twitch.
You can watch Coco, explore worlds that we can't on the radio.
Lots of surprises tonight.
He's got like 30 different advent calendars.
It's very similar to the magic school bus.
Is it?
Okay, good.
Yep.
Magic school bus could be in your butt right now, and you'd have no idea.
You don't even know.
That's the truth.
You don't even know.
We, of course, love Coco Puffs at 7 o'clock tonight, and it's made possible thanks to so many great partners.
Of course, East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse behind the Daily Diner.
Mention K. Rock can get a little discount.
Hello something.
Use that command in chat.
Of course, Joe's Buds on Indaga Boulevard, right there behind Limp Lizard.
Love Joe's Buds.
Always got vendors over there.
Always got special things.
things going on over there. Yeah, for the most part, you could always get yourself something cool
over there. Yeah. Deals, we can't say on the radio, but if you follow him on social media, he's
always popping up special deals and giveaways, so he'll be following Joe's buds. And of course,
Sweetgrass. Get those two locations, 123 Cayuga Street in Union Springs and 126 East Baird
Street in Seneca Falls, Sweetgrass. Ooh, let's see, they have, oh, they have gift cards.
Who does? Sweetgrass. Nice. That's true.
Interesting.
That's the gift that gives all year long, Clark.
That's a good idea.
It's a good idea.
Yep.
So we've had a lot of fun with raccoons lately.
Like out of the wild.
We caught a couple.
We did, no.
We had the crookoon.
That was a big popular story.
That became a Wheel of Tattoo's sensation.
Yep.
We had yesterday's drunk raccoon that broke into a liquor store and smashed a bunch of bottles and then passed out.
I mean, passed out.
On the bathroom floor.
We've all been there.
But now here's a cautionary tale.
A lot of raccoon, my friend.
Uh-oh, because they got rabies.
They do got rabies, and a man got rabies because of the raccoon.
Oh, no.
Fell it down in Georgia, came across an injured raccoon on the side of the road, and decided
he'd give the animal a lift to a local nature center.
He wrapped the raccoon in his coat.
Sorry, giving him off the mouth to mouth.
Held it against his chest as he drove for an hour.
Now, he said that the raccoon looked cute and he wanted to save it, but...
Huh?
The raccoon bit him on his hands.
Oh, on his face.
Oh, bud.
He wrapped it in the blanket, tightened it up just to get it to the nature center.
Once he got to the nature center, the raccoon was put in a kennel and sent to a vet.
They forced him.
Where they then killed it and took its brain apart to look at study rapies.
Yeah, like then they got to put it down.
Yeah, they're not going to keep it.
Raccoon did have rabies.
Then he was immediately euthanized.
Sorry, bud.
So the man went through all that trouble for.
nothing. Now you get all those shots for no reason.
And now we're just kind of assuming this guy went to the hospital.
They say there's no update on the condition.
Bro, I hope someone told you to go to the hospital.
Have you ever seen a human with rabies?
No.
You've never seen footage of a human with rabies?
I don't think so. No, I don't.
It's crazy.
It's one of those where, because it's not cured, but, you know what I mean?
It's so preventable and all that that.
No, I've never seen anybody get it.
Once you go so long.
without getting like, if you get,
if you even have the thought that you got bit
was by something with rabies,
you've got to go immediately to the hospital.
Yeah.
Because if it goes so long that they can't treat it,
it's done.
It's over for you.
Like, what happens?
So you become hydrophobic.
So if you start to see water,
you freak out, it's weird symptoms.
That is weird.
Like, there's videos of people with rabies
and like somebody will try to hand them a cup of water
and they freak out.
Huh.
I got to look up.
Let me see.
Personal with rabies.
Oh, these are just weird pictures.
Symptoms of rabies, fever, headache, feeling unwell.
Uh-oh.
And then as the symptoms occur, hydrophobia, the irrational fear of water happens.
Partial paralysis or loss of muscle movement.
Then you get muscle twitches.
Then you can't swallow.
You start to foam at the mouth.
Oh, my God.
You start to hallucinate.
And in severe cases, death and coma.
Coma and or death.
Once you show symptoms, it's too late.
Exactly right.
No, thank you.
It's a zombie virus.
It's very close to being a zombie virus.
That's weird.
This guy, I hope he went and got help.
The nature said or said, while the guy's heart was in the right place,
no one should ever try to capture a raccoon.
I know they're cute.
I know they're funny.
We're having a lot of fun about them.
Right?
Unless you can put it in one of those cages where you don't...
Cat carrier or something?
No, like the, where you don't...
It catches itself.
You know what I mean?
You just put the trap out there and then you pick that trap up and put it in the back of your car.
Then, yeah, but don't be out there just snatching up a raccoon and holding it tight.
The Nature Center also said, we are not a licensed raccoon rehabilitation center.
So, well.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
They're not a vet.
You can't just bring animals to a nature center and say, fix it.
Here, do this.
Fix it.
All right, we'll kill it.
If that's what you mean, we can do that.
Because, yeah, if they're not a vet, how did they immediately euthanize it?
I can come up with some ideas.
Or how do they know it has rabies?
They're like, I don't know.
We'll just shoot it.
I can come up with some ideas how they got really pretty quick.
Listen, stop messing with wildlife.
You never know.
Especially raccoons.
They are very, you know, they're friends shaped, but cannot pet.
Tonight is Coca-pop.
Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.
I get it.
You'll be there.
You'll be, if you're on a Twitch chat right now, save.
Just come right back there at 7 o'clock tonight.
And one time I smoke out of a pumpkin.
You did?
Yes.
There you go.
For science.
It was all sciencey.
That's why I pay for serious, these idiots.
It's just drug addict.
Nobody's having fun.
What a bad way to show you're a loser's smoking weed?
Shut up.
I look the way I do it.
I'm going to criticize your looks.
Let's have fun.
Let's have fun, shall we?
As we got a lot of people in Twitch right now, hoping to win some Guns and Roses tickets.
K. Rock, welcomes guns and roses to SPAC, July 26th.
Welcome all the new people.
Welcome to the...
Yeah, there he is.
We'll do it again tomorrow at the same time.
What are you going to say?
What?
I'll say.
All right, say it off here.
Same time tomorrow.
So between like 740 and 750,
you'll be able to jump in chat,
type anything out,
and that will register you as we are about to pull a winner right now, Coco.
Are you ready?
Wait, no, hold on.
Okay, okay, okay.
Get yourself emotionally ready for it.
Okay.
All right.
Okay. I'm ready.
Five.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Three, two, one.
Crazy Ed.
Crazy Ed.
Crazy.
Congratulations.
Crazy.
Crazy.
He's crazy.
You're crazy.
Listen, I know crazy.
I know crazy.
That guy's so crazy.
Congratulations, Crazy Ed.
Great.
Don't be mad.
We got another pair tomorrow.
We got another pair tomorrow.
Crazy had won today.
Don't you worry.
Don't.
worry, be happy. Don't worry. He's okay. Hey. Don't worry. Be happy now. He's okay.
Crazy ad. All I need you to do is send us a text on the text line with your information and I will
verify that as you. I have not watched any of the new stranger things. I have not been in the mood
for it. You have? What'd you think? I like it. You are? I like it. It's fine. And you said they
give you the little recap in the beginning of it? Yeah. Yeah, you get caught up pretty quick.
How many episodes did they release?
What is it four?
So I've seen two.
Well, one and a half.
I started to like doze off a little after dinner last night.
So I'm like, turn it off.
So there's four out right now that you can watch?
Yeah.
And then there'll be more on New Year's Eve?
Oh, I had no idea.
I thought that was it.
I thought they just had four or five episodes.
Oh, I thought it was just, okay.
So then maybe we were wrong to think they were only doing four episodes.
Because if you can watch four right now,
Yeah.
Jojo watched all four.
All right.
So that means there's three more.
More comments.
So there's going to be six or seven.
Oh.
I'm just kidding.
But they always do that nostalgic thing where they like put, you know, old products in it.
Yeah.
Like my kid was telling me that Gatorade is going to do some glass bottles because they have Gatorade glass bottles.
That's in there.
The other thing that's coming back, thanks to season five of Stranger Things, is Nature Valley Fudge Chip peanut butter boppers.
I don't remember these from my youth.
They haven't been out since 1989.
Oh, then I wouldn't remember
No one at all. Say it again?
Fudge chip peanut butter boppers.
Fudge
Chip peanut butter
Boppers.
Do you, I don't remember these at all.
No, well.
They look banging.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
But the thing is, though,
whatever these were back in the day,
we're probably smaller and cheaper.
This looks like they're,
going to capitalize with having like one or two and it's going to be like 20 bucks.
And I already see people freaking out.
Do not, Jojo, I'm sorry to, I'm sorry to bury this.
They're not going back on the store shelves.
They're doing them as a giveaway.
So you got to win them.
That's not fair.
Well, not really win them, but like it's a limited supply.
You have to head to S-R-E-R.
Such a stupid website.
Big fat-poppers.com.
You type it in wrong even a little.
You're going to see something you won't want them.
I don't know.
what S-R-E-P-O-B-com means.
But that's the website.
Oh, it's boppers backwards.
Okay, now I see.
Kids.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't get it.
They're selling them in a kit starting tomorrow morning.
It's 1988 is the price.
And there's only 250 boxes.
They're selling a box of four boppers, a shirt, and then a recipe card so you can continue
making the boppers.
if you want.
It looks like you can make them at home.
The recipes are kind of out there.
The boppers have a creamy peanut butter center and rolled up in crisp rice cereal with fudge chips.
They look good.
I just, yeah.
I don't remember these at all.
Yeah, I didn't have these.
I was too.
I would have been eight years old when they got discontinued so I don't remember them.
But congratulations for those of you who are fans.
That's cool.
Yeah, I mean, they look great.
I'm still waiting for the PB crisps, but, you know, that's okay.
You go ahead.
and we'll just, we'll start slow.
Mm-hmm.
Because those were, those were so good.
What were in the PB crisps?
They were just like little peanut butter bites,
but the outside was like, it was a peanut shell,
but it wasn't really a peanut shell.
It was like that crisp little wafery, whatever.
I love a nutter butter cookie, dude.
I love a peanut butter treat.
I love peanut butter.
I have my eating peanut butter and my sandwich peanut butter.
Oh, they're separate jars, yeah.
I just like to eat peanut butter.
I guess it's, am I,
It's just a rolled up piece of peanut butter.
Yeah.
Like if you can make a tube of peanut butter and then roll them in what looks like
Rice Krispies and Fudge.
Or little cookie crunches or whatever you really want.
So you make little peanut butter balls and kind of freeze them a little bit.
And then while they're still sticky, roll it in that.
And then I don't want to freeze them all the way and then take them out and let them thaw.
And then you're good to have a little snacky snack.
All right.
Well, congratulations to those who are able to get one starting tomorrow.
Can I has?
Can I please has.
Or can somebody just make them?
Joan could figure these.
Oh, I bet.
Joan, can you figure out boppers?
Come on.
Go get that boppers!
Joe!
Starving!
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I'm a cromel.
Mary Chrysler, happy Honda days.
It is brought you by the upstate Honda dealers, so it really is.
Happy Honda days over there at Lights on the Lake.
Head to Lightsonelake.com.
Get your tickets and information, and also get that splash car wash $10 splash cash every night.
You're going to want those car washes, man.
We're getting a lot of salt and sand on the roads, bro.
That's a good idea.
You know, now you say that, if it's not snowing today.
You might as well.
I mean, you get that fresh strut on it.
Right.
I'm going to say, you know, I got, you know, Joe over there slapping the goods, goods on my car.
So once it's done, I might, it's going to need a fresh wall.
It looks terrible.
I get it.
I used to be one of those guys that you would drive by a Sonic or, uh, yeah, Delta
Sonic.
and you'd be like, look those people, it's winter, and they're out watching their car.
I want to take my car to splash every single day.
If it was just a little closer this way, we got hooked.
I would be there every day.
We got hooked.
Just that once you get out and you're like, look at you.
Well, and your car, like, I know that this is the obvious statement, but it's just nice to give your car a hot bath sometimes.
In the cold weather, you get a nice little hot little shower.
Yeah.
And it feels nice.
It gets your undercarriage, bro.
A couple schools updating from delays to closing, so be checking.
It must be snowing real bad up in a Swigoo County.
That's coming down here anytime now.
I keep watching the radar, and it's like, right?
It might be in Liverpool right now.
Yeah.
So, I mean, we might be just on this side of.
My poor wife's entire commute today is just nothing but nasty snow.
So I hope that.
I think I gave you that.
Now, she's got it.
She probably has to go home.
She guys stay home today.
Sorry about that.
That's my fault.
The video was going viral after a door dash driver in Florida.
Oh, Jesus.
Drop the chicken wing on the crown.
Oh, no.
Pick it up.
Put it back in the box.
Licked his fingers.
Oh, no, bro.
Oh, no.
I just meant it's yours now.
Oh.
No.
Now you're screwed.
That sucks because that was a quick lapse in judgment.
Yeah.
Bad idea.
Now he's fired.
Now he can't do a door d'ardash anymore.
Although rightfully so.
I mean, you know, who knows what else that person is doing.
I don't know how I, like, I guess I'm,
kind of lucky that I don't live within range of a door dash because I would just be doordashing
all day long.
Yeah, you, but it is, it is overpriced.
Like, you're doubling the price of a meal, right?
Yeah, I have, uh, everything is available to me.
Mm-hmm.
And I only do it when there's really good deals and stuff like that because it's, it's
asinine.
It is.
All you have to do to see kind of your difference.
Uh, I do it for the place that shall not be named.
Mm-hmm.
When I just do pickup, you click pickup after you,
just to see the delivery.
Yeah.
And you see that price, like, slice it in half.
You're like, that much more to deliver it?
Yeah, I don't.
And I can't, I can't justify it.
No, you and I can't.
I think it's just because of how we were raised.
I don't like wasting money when I don't need to.
It's a little rough.
However, I will say this, people take advantage of, like, door dashing and stuff like that.
You don't have to get it delivered.
You can get the deals.
They have really good deals for pickup.
If you just want to go pick it up yourself.
But yeah, dude, it's, it's pricey.
I get very, I think it's just my stepfather's voice that is in my head.
Because I'll watch like the Dave Ramsey.
Like I'm just, I try to have financial literacy and understand how money works.
And I'll see these people call in to like Ramsey or post online like, you know, I'm DoorDash in like four or five days a week.
And I'm like, you're just throwing away money that's.
stupid. Yeah. That's fiscally irresponsible. Yeah, you got to, you got to at least look,
because the other thing that I don't ever, uh, even if it is a good deal, if there's a delivery
fee that's not just like 50 cents, I, nope, sorry, I don't care how good the deal is because
they also hit you with other fees. So the delivery fee, like, it's kind of bogus.
Once you go all the way through it, there's still other fees. So it's like, well, then why are you
doing all this? When we stayed in that house down near the,
city for that pumpkin thing I went to.
Yeah.
We didn't know where anything was, so we door-dashed food.
Yeah.
And it came and I was like, I could have just found this place and went and picked it up.
Why did I do this?
The other thing is you have to learn what will make it.
I'm only up Velasco, that big hill.
French fries, if I'm not going to bring them up myself, even if it's for some reason,
the door-dash, even if it's like you pay that extra fee to bring it right there,
it's a little iffy.
Taco Bell absolutely makes it.
Travels?
Absolutely makes it.
Yep, Little Caesars absolutely makes it.
Depending on where they are, chicken wings,
close.
You've got to learn what we'll make it because that part is salt.
So when you do fast food like that,
like say a Taco Bell.
It's very, very few and far between that I'll do those
because that is right down the hill.
I got to be really high.
You have to order through DoorDash?
It depends.
You can, I like to look.
Okay.
Because you can go through the Taco Bell app,
but I like to be very extra and I'll go through everything
and see the total and then I'll go do that same thing for DoorDash
and be like oh it's only 12 bucks in DoorDash as opposed to the
So the Taco Bell app would let you pick delivery if it wanted to or you gotta go pick
Oh cool.
Yes they have they have that they have there's Mick delivery
Oh that's cool oh yeah
But I also uh History Girl uh yes I also like to just look
I don't even have to get stuff sometimes I just like to see what's on DoorDash to go
options are. Like, oh, okay, that's good to know, because they update it sometimes.
Because I wanted to. I could get that. Well, exactly. That's how I learned that Pegalicious is on there.
Yeah, they are on there. Here's homeowner, uh, Trina Brown talking about what happened.
She said, Mom, all he had to do was knock on the door and say, hey, it was really one bonus wing out of 12 that dropped on the ground.
I dropped this, just wanted to let you know. If he can't deliver food with, would do care, then maybe there's something else out there for him to do.
Secondly, on DoorDash's behalf, I'm not really sure what the training is, you know, but maybe it's time to bring the drivers in or require them to have some type of training.
Well, I don't think that there's driving.
I don't think there's training for DoorDash.
They're going to sign up.
Yeah, where are you bringing them to train?
It's not like a centralized business.
It's just people on an app saying, I'll drive you your food.
Like when I did Instacart, there was no, there's a process.
Yeah.
Is there like a manual you have to read?
There's no video.
when I did drug delivery
because prescription
you pick up old ladies prescriptions
then yes there is a little like a little
little training thing that you go through
to make it so you can
you know then they check your
I don't if they do a background check or whatever but then yes
you can go pick up because that's the only thing I ever did
I did like three
old people pill deliveries
well that's that's my goal here for our oldest kid
is there a great driver and I'm like once
this once we get through winter I don't want I'm doing it
a winner I'm like just take a
car and go parking like Liverpool or Beaville or like a spot where I sat right in the price shop
parking lot I was like just go sit somewhere people will pay for this and every it was every
North Syracuse everything's right there every three minutes something would pop up yeah I was like
that's that's the hustle you go in you grab a bag and you drive it and hand it off yeah I'm like
I'll I'll be home with my vehicle in the early afternoon you can take it the rest of the day and go
the door dash.
And it's so easy, too.
Yeah.
It's just, you just got to be.
Once they get their license and they can do that.
And I don't know, text on,
I had the same question.
How do you drop just one boneless wing?
Like, what was the box open?
Was it not in a bag?
Right.
Yeah, I don't.
I don't know how that happens.
Because I mean, I used to have to go through a process if you
ordered like 50 plus wings or a bunch of wings when you,
like, I'd be like, let me just pop one out of there.
Because he didn't want to, you don't want to touch any of the other stuff
with your hands.
You want to just be able to.
just one wing because I'm being respectful
stealing one chicken wing.
I might be stealing one.
Oh yeah.
I mean, back then it wasn't what it is now.
That's a $2.
Oh, now, I ain't going to jail now.
That's a misdemeanor.
Yeah, that might be a felony charge.
You can't get another of our stupid asses this week.
I'll tell you that much.
Right?
It's from...
We're busy.
We're everywhere.
From yesterday morning, because it's, you know,
show, Whiskey Wednesday.
Show.
Cocoa.
Show.
Two remotes.
Boom.
We'll be at two different Stewards locations from us.
Stewards!
Watch what we could do.
Take me down to Stewies.
Now, all your Stewart's locations are in the middle of their holiday match campaign.
Any loose change you have, you throw it into their holiday match bucket, and then they match it.
Stewart's has donated more than $39 million since this started, which is incredible.
They got them fake cappuccino's over there.
I don't know.
What do you consider a fake cappuccino?
You don't talk about the machines where you go like that and you press the bunch.
Do they have those?
They got the machines.
like those.
Stewart's two locations.
The first one we're at tomorrow,
one to three.
And we'll be putting together
bags of goodies today
and getting stickers and all that.
Oh, yeah.
75-76 Buckley Road.
That's from one to three.
And then after that,
we're going to drive over to South Bay Road,
61.90 South Bay Road,
another Stewart shop in Cicero
who is also celebrating
grand opening tomorrow. What does that mean for you?
Going to save some money. Listen to me.
All right? This is the new location.
These are deals, man. Listen, you guys are going to let Oswego have the best grand opening?
You're going to let a Cicero. You're going to let a Sissaro.
61.90, South Bay Road and Cicero all day tomorrow.
This location only, 20 cents off per gallon of fuel.
That includes premium, non-ethan, and diesel.
So you're saving 20 cents a gallon
Tomorrow at that Stewart's location
I see that blue drink
Free any size hot coffee or tea
Okay
I don't think it needs to be hot either
We saw people getting iced coffees and stuff
Yeah there was a bunch of free ice cream
That's Tony I got it
I don't know because it might be seasonal
That dirt the dirt
The vanilla pudding
Ice cream now we'll see we'll see
Not to a side track here
But if you're getting a free scoop of ice cream
And you're getting a free coffee
You drink a little bit of that coffee
And you put that ice cream in that coffee like your favorite cocoa is done.
Now that we're friends, we could call it the Cody Mac Stewie's Collabo.
Because remember earlier when I had a little heat with Stewies?
They had the, what's it called?
The Night Owl?
That was it.
Is that what it's called?
Or they put an ice cream scoop in the coffee?
Because when we would stop at the Stewart's on our way to, that was a different one.
No, that was, yeah, we didn't get to do ice cream.
That's just something that I would do it here all the time.
99 cents sodas or refurb.
Refresures. Give me that blue raz.
99th cent pizza slices.
I was a big fan of those of the refreshers.
I got the iced tea and an energy drink ice tea one, and they were both really good.
That raspberry's tea was top-knit.
And then what I did, and this is only at the new Cicero location, South Bay Road,
what I did at the end of our broadcast, I'm going to do again, because whole subs,
699.
Yep.
I got three subs.
Although I ordered one for his kid, and I don't even think that he got it, which doesn't even make sense.
That fake one I made with all the...
Oh yeah.
You just filled out everything.
Yeah, it was a lot.
So we'll be out and about tomorrow, friends.
That's one of my favorite ways to order food.
And they hand you that and you just check it off and they go down.
Dude, that's the coolest thing.
I just filled this up.
There you go.
It's a Thursday night D-Fights in Detroit tonight as Dallas heads to Detroit.
Yeah.
To take on the lions.
How do you think that looks tonight?
This, I know that for the last couple weeks it was,
well hey look at us
however
as a Dallas fan of recent years
Dallas fans know this has all the makings
of hey look we're
look how good we've been playing
we go into Detroit
and Detroit look how they've not really
been on top of things lately
and now we get stomped into the ground
so I think this is going to be a fight
for your cowboys tonight but I'm sorry
yeah no they've got a lot of weapons
does it does you've got a little article there
I do what does it say anything about I'm on Ross St. Brown
is he good to go
Does it say?
We're probably right up close or right up front.
Let me see.
If not, then we have a little bit of a chance.
However, see, I'm talking myself into things.
Still questionable as of an hour ago.
So, yeah, I mean, we have the guys up front that we need to stop that run game,
but you can only stop Jemir Gibbs for so long.
Yeah.
They just have a lot of weapons.
And I don't know, I don't know.
I can see Dallas having a game like they've had the last couple weeks.
But I can very easily see this Lions team being like, hey, we're not down and out in Chuck and 45.
Yeah, I think that even though he is still questionable, I don't think he plays tonight.
It doesn't look like it.
It sounds like it's a pretty bad injury.
Which is better for the last.
Yeah, right.
And also, I'll just head on over to our East Coast fantasy league.
They reported St. Brown is a long shot to play tonight while safety Brian Branch and elite offensive tackle.
Penae C.
Penny Sewell? Penny Sewell, both
remained questions. Oh, okay.
So, again, talking
myself into things, because it's
the way we've been playing, it's not
a usual, oh, they only beat
Washington, ah,
they only beat the Jets. They beat
two really good teams, so.
All right, I'll be watching. I like to watch
them on Twitch. I'm very excited.
I like to watch the chats.
Make your hands stink. Make you hand stink.
Glorp.
We'll play that for your gaming stream today in about a half
hour. We'll do our Ryan Phelps gaming stream.
Dallas Comble. I'll be the lions. We'll get a prediction for tonight.
What's the weather out there? Are they getting snow?
They got a don't. Are you mad at Gwen Stefani?
Well, it's weird the way that Today Show does this weird, like, look how great these
celebrities are for going outside in collecting these toys and gifts that we
handed out to the crowd to then make the crowd look really generous.
And then this Gwen Stephanie looking even better.
Everybody's, it's all work.
Everything's all.
Yeah, that was like their most obvious.
It was, so that audience all showed up with the exact same toy.
That's so weird.
Hey, listen, I'll tell you what's not a work, it's Cocoa Puffs tonight's 7 o'clock.
That's all natural.
That's all, I'll say it's all play.
It's all work, no play.
Of course, you know what Coco Puffs is, but if you don't, I'll dare you.
Tonight's seven o'clock on our Twitch channel.
That's a delicious good time.
Jump into Twitch.tv slash K-Rock, C-N-Y.
Cody will go live at 7 and show you the products we just can't talk about on the radio.
Mr. Crabs was asking yesterday what this, all the Delta Bands mean and all that.
That is nothing that will affect your favorite dispensaries here in New York.
It is legal here in the state of New York.
I'm assuming that somebody in the liquor business probably gave the president some money and said,
hey, this is really affecting our sales.
And then the bill said no more hemp derived to THC.
So that's a bummer for those of you to count on that.
But thank God in those videos, the Texas Republicans made sure that they shamed the hell out of that terrible brand known as hometown heroes that is vets and four vets and veteran owned.
Great organization.
They even sponsored a NASCAR.
They were getting in the NASCAR world.
But, yeah, let's screw over the.
But no, it's like you said it perfectly yesterday.
You know that random place you walk into that shouldn't have something?
and it's on the counter, you're like, you've got...
You can add these?
That's gone.
Yeah, that stuff's gone.
That's the federally...
It was a loophole in the farm bill.
Yes.
So everybody could sell hemp-derived THC.
I believe that has been shut down.
He signed the bill, so that must be in all these companies...
And I feel terrible because there's a lot of people in other states than ours
who built big businesses around this.
They're like, well, look at us.
We can make hemp-derived THC.
And then, poof.
Give you and give me a little more money than he did.
But we think our great spot.
sponsors tonight who are legal in our state.
Just can't talk about them on the radio.
Joe's Buds, Onondaga Boulevard.
East Coast Emeralds.
They just got your accessories over there in North Syracuse for tobacco use.
So many good things.
They have a lot of fun stuff over there, man.
Grass, 123 Kuyuga Street, Union Springs, 126 East Baird Street.
Gift cards.
In Seneca Falls.
Get those gift cards.
So I got to say, gift cards.
That's...
Are you kidding me?
Gift cards, dude.
You'd be the hit of the party.
you bust out a gift card for some sweet grass.
I gave away a Flintstone gift card for Christmas one year.
Nice.
It was a big hit.
People like it.
I love it.
So the perfect bean cat cafe in Richmond had to temporarily close its doors.
So I don't know if you had a trip planned down to this cat cafe or anybody else, but you might need to adjust your travel plan.
I'll take a look on my itinerary.
We'll see you.
According to the cafe, it has been flooded.
recently, due to a series of freak accidents, that freak accident, one of the cats turned on the water
and splashed around it and just let it run.
Roller, a cat in the cat cafe.
Oh, and roller.
Somehow got a towel into a sink, turned on the water so that roller could play in the water.
There's footage, I guess, of the cats just watching him play in the water.
Just having fun swimming around?
And of course it flooded
Oh man
It leaked downstairs
It did lots of damage
So they're going to be closed for at least a week
Or possibly several weeks
Thanks to a roller the cat cats
Are just a-holes they
That had to suck for the cats that didn't like the water
They were just like
Dude
They can get up high
They can get up real high
They're just standing on the counter
Just when the owner walks in
Just I don't
It's this guy
I know you're not a cat person
Are you? Do you don't really care about them?
I don't I'm not a cat person
But I find them hilarious
If I were ever a rich man, I would do what Mark Marin and Pee Wee Herman and all those celebrities did,
which is they make like an indoor, outdoor cat area.
Oh, okay.
We're like, they'll fence in a part of their like...
It's like a little cagey looking.
Yeah, like a cage where they put trees in it and stuff, like a cat, terrarium or whatever it is.
Like that 30s thing that they had for cities with babies where you put it out the window and with a cage, but for cats and modern.
I would love to have a big outdoor play place for cats.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
They like it.
They need to watch them run around.
We do got to get to the cat cafe.
I forget what cat cafe was at wine and chocolate this past weekend.
Oh, is it on there?
Yeah, there was a great cat cafe.
My wife bought some, I believe, jewelry or something from them.
Okay.
Yeah, they have a cat cafe here locally.
Was it positivity?
Is that what I'm thinking of?
Was that who I'm thinking of?
Are they still around?
Because I remember they were on our salted eats for the longest time.
I was just looking to see they're not there.
They might not be...
Somebody was there, but I like it.
And it was a...
I like a good cat cafe.
You know?
I could make a filthy joke, but I was just going to say that too.
Nicole and chat says, I love Roller.
Protect him at all costs.
He didn't mean it.
He didn't mean it.
I think he did mean it.
He did, but he didn't.
Wegman's lights on the lake tonight and every night do the holidays.
And we're going to have some fresh snow.
My favorite texts throughout the morning.
have been people going, it's not even snowing here.
And then five minutes later, never mind.
Sorry about that.
So, no, okay.
That is, that's been the last couple years.
It's been a very weird thing.
What is?
Everybody does, is completely forgotten how weather works.
And if it's weather where you are, that's not the same weather,
a hundred miles up the road.
Yeah.
It's always people who are like, well, it's not snowing in my immediate area.
You guys are idiot.
I'm right here looking out my window and there's nothing.
Why would a town an hour away from me be closed?
It doesn't make any sense.
Where do you live?
Hawaii.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh.
Forget how weather works.
The older I get, the more I hate birds.
I just don't like them.
I like little sky rats.
I like birds.
I also like to eat birds.
I do like to eat a lot of birds.
This is a reporter in New Zealand who was just setting up like one of these reporter shots.
And she's like, and what are right here around the blah, blah, blah, blah.
And a freaking seagull flies into her face.
Ah, yeah, I'll see.
Some birds, yes, other birds, no.
Yeah, seagulls, no.
I hate seagulls.
I like pigeons, but they're dirty, too.
Hate pigeons.
We've dirtied them up.
But no, seagulls, man, uh-uh.
No.
I'll show you the clip if you want to jump in Twitch.combe,
slash K-Rock, C&Y.
Here she is, just getting ready to do her report.
No, what does she say again?
Well, how is it?
Where are I here outside, Mike?
Oh, it's Mo.
It's Mo.
It's Mo.
It's Mo.
It's going to be.
short-lived.
Do again?
I did a pretty good version.
Alright.
Do it again?
Do it again?
It's going to be short-lived.
It's going to be short-lived.
Hello, love.
Do again?
Yeah.
No!
That's the bird!
What a jerk bird, man.
What a jerk bird, man.
Ah!
Yep.
Yeah.
Nope.
Traumatized.
My eye.
It flew in her face, man.
He just let it straight into you.
Oh.
Look, she's got a cut on her eye.
Wow.
That's what you definitely, you go to the hospital for that.
You know what that bird was flying around with stupid birds.
He's just pooping everywhere and everything.
Let's go to moot.
Let's go to moot.
Thanks, Mike.
Thanks, Mike.
Thanks, Mike. A bed hit my, fakes, Mike.
The birds, Mike.
Oh, there's a bit, boy.
All right, let's run down some business, shall we?
Please forget.
Seven o'clock, you will get a Coco puffs.
Oh, my God.
On our Twitch channel, come smirky, smirky with Cocoa, Coco.
Let's have a good tour.
Let's just sit peacefully and enjoy the holiday season together.
This year, I get you for Christmas.
You can next year you go to your mothers, okay?
I hated at your house.
You don't have any Nintendo's.
Your girlfriend's weird.
She was in my grade.
Cody will go live tonight at 7 o'clock.
Make sure you're over there.
Shout out to our friends at Joe's Buds,
Anadogga Boulevard, Sweetgrass, and Union Springs and Seneca Falls,
and East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse.
Those are all places.
Those are all places you can get things that you like.
Oh.
Oh.
Now I see.
Now I get it.
Radio World, we're going to hand you off to the 90s at 9.
You'll slide in a little early as we'll do a Dallas Cowboys game for your gaming stream.
Let's make sure that those you out there,
driving around or you're driving slow. You don't want to slide early into a telephone pole or anything.
Or an embankment or some kind of barred rail situation. Yeah, be careful today, folks. It's going to snow
and then it's going to stop for a minute and come back. So just be careful out there today. Take
your time on them roads. I'm not on the wrong. We're getting a lot of snow before we're used to
getting it nowadays. Yeah, well, on the news it said in the last 20 years, this is like the fourth or fifth
snowiest start. Try not to get upset about it because I know I got a long runway ahead of us here.
I like it.
I like it.
It can be like this all month.
I'm fine with it.
And then all of a sudden there'll be a point in a couple weeks into January where it's like, you know what?
I'm sick of this.
Why don't we go ahead and start turning the corner?
That's when you start doing the, all right, like two weeks from February.
In February where it's usually bad, it's a short month.
So if you can get through that, then you're into March, which is really the end of winter.
And eventually they'll have to pick up those pumpkins that are still in Armory Square.
Oh, yeah.
Does that, those people on like.
vacation or something?
All right, so Radio World will hand you off to the 90s at 9 with some green jelly.
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Oh, I'm a way team.
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I tried to go to talk to him, but he couldn't get me a jet.
jet plane.
Oh, I don't know what I'm saying.
He might.
I bet you probably could.
If you need him to get your jet plane, you probably can happen.
It was a sea plane.
He said, give me a sea plane.
All right, radio world.
You get the 90s at 9.
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