The Show - EMO WENDY’S
Episode Date: September 23, 2026We are renaming 81 to something no one will call it, but the guys don’t know the names of the roads anymore. Get those poops out in under 10 minutes if you’re in NYC. More couples are eati...ng separately in what people are calling “food divorce.” Plus, the showdown of gas station burgers & so much more on a Wednesdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Beautiful dumb-dums!
Excuse me?
On a chilly, chilly morning out there.
40 degrees outside of the Utica Studio, 45.
There it goes.
September 23rd, 2026 year by our Lord.
Nippling.
Two day of fall.
Whiskey Wednesday tonight.
How's everybody doing?
She's drinking like a Christmas time.
Getting all my Christmas stuff out tonight, yep.
Yep.
Good idea.
Locked in, baby.
No, I was mad at myself because last Wednesday,
I bought 1911 Honeycrisp ciders
Put him in the fridge
Because I wanted to do a cider last week
With my whiskey.
And then I finished Whiskey Wednesday
I go, I never took one of those ciders out.
Nope.
So maybe I'll remember to do that tonight.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Redo.
I did drink one of them.
I think on Friday night,
hit real good.
Whiskey and a cider, dude.
That's a combo.
That's the combo.
Any combo of anything in cider.
Ah, nice.
It's usually pretty nice.
Dude, a double a J-mo with a cider next to it.
Oh, that's my fall.
That's my fall combo right there.
Do you like take a sip and then take a sip to mix them?
Sometimes, I don't like mixing them all together,
like the angry balls that people do or like the fireball, whatever.
Yep.
Because I just love the taste of whiskey, so I'll just do a little sip
and then I'll chase it with some whiskey.
Or, no, whiskey and then chase it with some cider.
Yep, there you go.
Cozy.
Thank you, Muddy, for that sub in Twitch.
56 months appreciate you you're welcome normally i would ask uh how cody's night was but i was with
him last night so i i just saw you probably 10 hours ago you synced it and it was good we were down
at the uh bud tender XP event at sky armory i never been in there before it was very nice
no that was at the nice little area i like that learning about all the brands and uh
products here in central new york y'all are about to have a year about to have a year about to have a
A lot of cool stuff.
New stuff coming your way.
And I might not just mean product.
Yeah, a lot of big things happening here in these next month or two.
I got to try that heirloom stuff.
I can't talk about what it is.
But they handed us that tube of things.
And I remember that they used to come in the tin, but then they handed us the tube.
Yeah.
And it said pink rosé.
And I was like, what's this?
And he said, this the thing.
And I go, okay, I'll try that.
I want to see how they're doing with that.
Yeah.
I liked those in the past.
So I thought the same.
They were doing infused slushy.
last night.
I know, I forgot because they said
just come back in 10 minutes.
And I was like, oh, okay.
And then I just...
Here's the fatty-bow-baddy talking.
As I was at an event
full of cannabis.
Yeah.
And I be-lined
to the apple cider donuts
over at the heirloom booth
as they brought beak and skiff donuts out.
I did zero cannabis.
Did two donuts.
Yep.
I was like,
donut and I took a caramel apple home with me
because I was like...
Oh, nice.
It's like I'm not saying...
It's like trigger treat.
Yeah.
Obviously, I'm taking a caramel apple as well.
Most people would be like,
come have all the free wheat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Beacons.
You have donuts, zone.
I mean, come on.
Let me get some donuts real quick.
Oh, little carwobble.
And they slapped.
Oh, they were so good.
Yeah, it was really good.
Fun times last night seeing many of our bud tender friends hanging around.
Yep.
Checking in on people.
It was awesome.
I like new people.
I like the little community that is the marijuana community here.
We've met. We spent a lot of time with them between Friday down in the city and then this event Tuesday.
They just happen to be pretty much back to back.
Our people are all very nice.
Very, very good.
We're very lucky to have what we have.
What's going on today?
Well, busy, busy day.
We will talk to Deb for the RV show.
I got to dump off a bunch of RV show tickets.
I'm just going to do it all today because I want to give you guys a chance to come down and get them.
Because you do got to come pick these papers up at the studio.
So I'll dump off all the tickets for the RV show today.
Anytime you here.
hear that RV beat, beat, beat, beat, back it up.
You know to call.
If you hear the RV sounder.
Beep, beep, beep.
That's the back in a...
If you hear the sound of an RV hitting a possum, that's your cue to call.
If you hear a couple arguing over the way the husband's driving...
Call her nine.
If you hear the sound of an RV slowly drifted into your lane on the throughway.
Her, her, ho, whoa, whoa.
So be listening to her.
that. We're going to talk to Jake from Fiveiron, that indoor golf place, right over there.
I went there.
Well, you did. And tomorrow they got a big thing going on, like a bunch of the SU football players are coming down for like a meet and greet.
They just want to do like a community thing at five. So I'll tell you all about that.
But if you haven't been to that part of Syracuse, it's going to be really nice in that little spot.
Yeah, there's a lot going on in that little just circle.
Right now, it's just the Red House and Five Iron.
but once all those businesses fill in,
it's like a community square thing.
I really like it.
It is really nice.
I think it's a nice untapped little spot
where they could definitely have little
out of the weather,
but still out in the elements type.
It's very much like the kinds of things
you would see in like other downtowns.
Yes, yes.
Where it's like a community square
and all the businesses are right there.
Just going to sit outside and have a beer at so-and-so
because, you know, blah, blah, blah,
but underneath the building.
Yeah, it's cool.
It's going to be right now.
It's right next to the landmark theater.
You haven't been down there.
Check it out.
Whiskey Wednesday tonight.
7 o'clock, head to the show.
Dot FM or jump on Twitch.
dot TV slash of the show.
And I will go live for a little sippy sip.
We'll watch the music videos.
We'll hang out.
Have a good time.
Oh.
Assuming traffic is smoothly flowing on business loop 81.
You see we're going to rename it?
Brain.
Short circuits.
I don't know.
Because I'm so confused.
It's, I don't know.
You'll get it eventually.
It's just.
It's just going to be 81.
Yeah.
That's just 81 now.
Because that'll, 81 will be gone.
Yeah.
So the little thing that was.
I-81 in Syracuse has been renamed Business Loop 81 between the southern and northern
interchanges with what is now Interstate 481.
Got that.
BL.
Business Loop.
I mean, I don't know.
And I posted on.
I love it.
I posted on, uh, what, the Syracuse.com, Markles, why not call?
On America, 81.
I think the person that commented it was like serious, too.
Oh, they were.
Something was something, I don't remember what it was.
Oh, bro.
The amount of, the amount of not ironic Lake America posts that I have to deal with up in a Sviga County.
Yes.
I tried to defend a Svigua County the best I can, but when I got dopes like that posting things,
America Loop 81, exactly right.
But I know.
It's confusing, but I get used to it.
I don't care.
I honestly don't care.
And I don't know how it's going to even affect my day-to-day life.
Although everyone is saying that it's literally.
changing a part of 481?
Well, it's going to change a lot because they're going to be knocking down what was like a main
structure that we used every day.
So a lot's going to be changed.
The Federal Highway Administration signed off on the name change.
Does not take effect immediately.
It will take time for transportation officials to change signs.
I'm just saying, I'm on 81.
I'm on 81.
Whatever you got to call it on your records.
I don't even do roads no good now.
I don't either.
So it ain't going to matter none of me then.
I don't.
I don't know what I'm driving on now.
So I'm saying, like, I can get there.
I know how to get places.
And I'm terrible with, like, if you had to, if I, you were like, all right, give me a road by road how to get back to your apartment.
It would take me forever.
Dude, I have lived.
Not even Syracuse.
I've worked in downtown Syracuse for, what, 20 years now?
Yep.
More?
Somebody this morning asked what street, the landmark.
Mark is on and I didn't know.
Salina Street.
Oh, okay.
It's on the corner of Salina, Jefferson.
I was like, oh, man.
Thankfully, sister knew that.
I don't know.
We're on Walton.
That's all I know.
Well, it starts to get me, and I know it's going to not help my case, that being
too bright, but it always gets me when they start with that east and west and north and south
crap.
North Salinas, South Salina, East Fayette, West Fayette.
I don't know.
Right.
Don't even ask me to get somewhere in Utica.
I don't know where anything is in Utica.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Even up by me, they'll be.
people who'll be like, yeah, that's in South Fulton.
I go, there's no South Fulton.
We got Fulton.
Yeah.
No, bro, you got to go north Fulton?
No, I don't.
No, it's one.
Nope, just the one.
So we got Fulton.
Because it'd be like, well, that's East Broadway and then that's West Broadway.
Hey, it's Broadway.
Or how, again, we talk about this before, too, about how Route 11 goes forever.
Route 11th.
Forever.
It's endless.
It's like a rainbow.
If you see the ending of it, you're cursed, I think.
Start somewhere in a lake.
I believe when I was in.
In Sacramento, I believe when I was in San Diego, I saw the end of Route 11.
It goes in the ocean, yeah.
Makes sense.
You just see Ruta Lab and then it just goes into the ocean.
You come out, and right back in.
Yep. It makes sense.
I'll be up in North Fulton earlier on this morning.
Sure, Nick.
We do things a little different here.
South Fulton, right?
It's the same with Utica.
Everyone's always like, yeah, that's North Utica.
It's Utica, bud.
Yeah.
We ain't so big that we got to break it up into quadrants.
Well, I'm never going to remember.
I can't like, is that, oh, maybe.
I can't remember what it is.
I don't know where anything is.
Mandatory Metallica.
Khan has more Metallica tickets to give away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then they're on sale Friday.
Although I see some of you get into your pre-sale codes.
I don't have any of those, but you're buying up your tickets.
Yeah, I saw some people in like the queue line of like 280,000.
That's fun.
That's fun.
Wait, why is our?
Tomorrow's our.
Tomorrow's art.
But I've already seen a bunch of it.
I don't.
I got no confidence now and I'll just have to jump off the building.
But that's okay.
But we already,
okay,
so let me bring the audience in our current obsession.
As you guys know,
we love Oasis.
And we beat you over the head with it.
But the way they're selling tickets to the live 27
is that we had to register an email.
And then if you get chosen to buy tickets,
you'll get another email.
Yep.
Then you sit in that line.
Cody thought last Friday, I think, that we hadn't been selected, so he was suicidal, basically.
Because every one of the, like, the fan sites and everything all had pictures of them being like, no, or them in like the line or stuff where it made it seem like, yep, we already sent them out.
And if you didn't get it, you didn't get it.
So then I dug deep and I found that the way it works is starting tomorrow.
So it's Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
I think the emails go out.
So if we don't get an email tomorrow, maybe Friday.
Not Friday, maybe Saturday, or maybe not at all.
Just got to accept that that might be a reality, that we might not be chosen.
But like I said, give me that opportunity.
We just might not be chosen.
So that's what we're waiting for.
Let me decide.
We're waiting for our email telling us that we have been selected to purchase extremely expensive tickets.
Ridiculous.
So, that's crazy.
I guess that's going.
I will see.
The good news is that we had a great time and we already saw them.
So, wait, if it doesn't happen.
Let me tell the audience one more time, the story of us.
Wait a minute.
Let's go check it on Kentucky.
Don't infringe on all right.
Don't look at us.
I get it because, and I speak to you as someone who loves to gamble,
people who gamble don't necessarily make the best life decisions.
I can see how winning the lottery can just amplify the bad decisions you're already going to make.
Oh.
And if you add in one, I think you're going to.
to say next.
When you give somebody who's a gambler,
$167 million,
they're probably going to.
And they're from Kentucky.
And they're in Kentucky.
They're probably going to go real hard.
I watch all those shows of the lottery ruin my life.
That's crazy.
Because it's people,
and again,
I don't want to stereotype or offend anybody,
but you're already making bad decisions by gambling.
You're not good with money.
Anybody who's good with money is probably not playing the lottery.
Or they're not like, they're not, you know, money bags isn't hanging out playing the slots and stuff like that and winning and walking away and get back in his limo.
Right.
You're like, that's just not how that life works.
So it's never surprising to me when I see, you know, some family in a town wins $100 million and then they buy the biggest house they can buy and fill it with the just gold-plated everything and they got 10 cars and you're like, all right.
I see.
But you can still tell just by driving by like, all right, that's.
that long for this. No, and they burn
through it. There was that one guy in
the UK that won a bunch
of money. Yeah. Blew it all on
hookers and drugs. Nope. I'm picturing a house right
now that I know that the family won a bunch
and now when you drive by it, they definitely
don't live there and it's just like a shell.
It might even be an abandoned house. If anyone
listening right now ever wins the lottery, please get
a lawyer, please get a financial advisor. I want you
to live off that money for a long time.
But James Farthing, age 51,
was the winner of
Kentucky's largest ever powerball
pot, and he has been arrested for the fifth time.
Oh.
This time, deputies found him asleep and alone in his brand new Mustang in a Walmart parking lot around 4 o'clock in the morning on Sunday.
All right, so he was just taking a nap.
Well, he had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes.
Ah.
Smelled of alcohol and marijuana.
Difficulties balancing.
See, that's when if you're going to do that, set the keys outside on the ground.
Is that even the real?
I have no idea.
Don't listen.
Just don't do that.
Just don't do that.
Because people will be like, yeah, if you put the keys on the tire in the back,
how about we just don't do it all?
You're fine.
How about we just don't do it at all?
Because that's somebody who slept off a very drunk Toby Keith night
in the back of his Saturn View at Destiny USA.
Well, that's okay.
Just don't drive it somewhere and then realize that you're,
but if you got to use it as your bed.
Because I had to do something.
Yeah, that's very acceptable.
So I just got in the back.
Sounds like this guy.
back and slept.
No,
this guy drove and then was in the,
where he pulled over,
he just ended up there,
and then fell asleep.
His previous arrests include strangulation allegations.
Oh, good.
Easy.
An intimidation charge.
Okay.
Burglary involving $12,000 in stolen cash.
Bro, you won the lot of.
He does some burglan?
Maybe this was before.
He did burglian before.
Oh, maybe.
And then kicking a Florida sheriff's deputy.
So,
again.
Jeez.
Sounds like a good guy.
Sounds like a great guy.
Scumbags are just going to be bigger scumbag.
I have $160 million.
I was going to say, and he wins the lotto?
Yeah.
All right.
It's never some charity.
Right?
It's never some like orphanage or like a...
It's just a little...
Puppy center.
A little orphan that gets it for his...
Mm-hmm.
My dying grandma's last wish was to play the lotto one more time.
Yep.
And choked someone.
It's the way.
Robo toilet activate.
Yeah.
Good morning.
This is K. Rock.
It's not in the city.
Go ahead.
They're getting robot toilets.
That's a good Bob's Burgers episode, too.
Oh, what is it?
They have a Bob Burghers?
The one where Gene finds the toilet in the woods.
No, I don't know that one.
I don't know as much Bosburgers as you do.
The good one.
I got to study him.
No, New York City is getting Robo toilets.
So the problem is you're down in the city.
You've got to experience a real authentic...
Listen, yeah, as a guy who frequents the city,
I don't know where you're putting those.
Yeah, you, uh, Cody's been to Manhattan twice in a month.
I mean...
For going 40 years.
with never being to Manhattan.
Now you've been there twice in a month.
I'm basically an old time in New York City, man.
He's walking around.
He's pointing out authentic...
That's my favorite...
New York City.
Favorite thing.
Uh-huh.
The real authentic fire escape up there,
but...
Oh, real authentic New York City balconies we saw?
No, the problem is,
and I've shared you many
needing a bathroom stories
when I lived there,
is it's hard to find the bathroom.
You got to go into, like, a bodega.
They don't have bathrooms.
So you go to, like, a Starbucks.
And they don't like it.
Yeah, they're only going to give you the code if you bought something because you're probably going to do drugs in there.
Oh, is that the really?
People are like, I got to go inside to do drugs.
Yeah, a lot of people do drugs in there.
They're the homeless population to go in there, whatever.
Not just right here or as we're pulling into the driveway.
No, we saw a gentleman smoking crack cocaine right in front of our window yesterday.
So, I mean.
So, no, they may be a little more discreet about it down there.
Well, Mom Daddy has introduced Robo Toilers.
Not for long.
They're probably going to explode.
It's actually pretty cool because it's like a public.
It's nicer than a port-a-port potty.
What is it?
So what it looks like, because I just watched the story on it.
Park a little trailer on the side of the road?
It looks like those, like, you know those, like, you're at, like, the airport or something,
those breastfeeding areas, like those boxes.
You hover around outside of them.
Yeah.
Just because you know a lady's got her hoodies out in there.
I did say that when it walked by it at the fair.
Hey, what are you got?
Yeah, the fare has them too.
You know, it's in there.
Lactation station.
There's boobs in there.
So they are free for anyone to use,
but there's only a 10-minute time limit.
So at 10 minutes to make sure,
that's what I'm saying,
you better not be scrolling in there.
Well, what happens?
Door opens.
It just,
they want to make sure no one's like sleeping,
living in them, camping in them.
So every 10 minutes,
just someone's just closing it.
Stay outside and close the door,
so I take a 30-minute door.
And I know there's a lot of you long poopers.
out there. You'll spend your whole half hour
lunch break in there. Right?
Oh man. They are free to use. They expire after
10 minutes near the end of the time. A speaker inside will say
attention. Your time has expired. The door is opening now.
Please wipe fanny hole.
And I would imagine there's a lot of stress. I hope there's like a
countdown clock on the wall. As you're like, oh man, I can't get it out.
Right? It's just, it's the...
Mm-hmm.
You're like, ah! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Can I buy more time?
Oh, no.
Can I buy more time?
Now, I'm a fast pooper.
I'm in and out.
I'm all business.
I don't need 10 minutes.
I'm a medium pooper, I would say.
Yeah.
10 minutes is like your legs are going to go numb, right?
I mean.
But there's plenty of guys, including my children,
who will just sit in there for a long time.
Yeah, there's a lot of people that poop for a long time.
What are we doing?
If you don't leave, workers will then be notified to come check on that one,
being like,
Somebody may have died in this portable.
Homeless.
Homeless.
Homeless.
Homeless.
Homeless.
Detected.
They are opened by texting a number on a smartphone or by using special cards, which
can be distributed by community partners.
So if you don't have a cell phone or whatever, you can just go to your community center
and get one.
They're available from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m.
And the first two robotoilets are in a test run.
15 are out now.
So that's pretty cool.
Did we see one?
Do you think?
without even knowing it?
No, I don't think we did, because I looked at a map of where they are,
and they're all, well, there's a couple down where we were,
so we would have been near one.
But no, I didn't see one.
Katie says, I need a time limit for some people live in my house, exactly.
Maybe we need to implement this in our homes.
Sometimes you get just sitting there and you get doomscrawling a little bit.
And all of a sudden, you don't even realize it.
Because if I can play both sides of the card here,
as I am a fast pooper,
sometimes you get up and you leave and then your body decides you're not done yet you know that
and that's the worst that when you're like oh wait and give yourself enough time now i'm i gotta go
back in there i got to go back in the war zone so you get to give yourself enough time yeah jose
is where i do my best work some deep thoughts happening in the bathroom i guess yes especially if you're
on the clock then i mean geez then you save it for when you get it for when you get it for when you
get there.
Poor guy on the toilet.
He can't get it done.
And he's just constipated as all
how in the door swings open.
And there's people staring at him.
He finally sits down.
It's quiet.
Oh, God.
All right.
I think I can finally poop.
And some of us will get to use those
restrooms to cry in.
Those will be our private crying
areas.
You need to keep going to,
I'm going to go in there and cry for a little bit.
That's what you use the,
the breast
the lactation station for?
That's they're trying to think of the name, but can I just please come cry?
A lady opens a door and she's just you sobbing.
Give me a minute.
They're just working through the dog.
Puka, Bella, I'm sure you've noticed some changes.
How are you talking to?
I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins.
You know, because they'll be fine in the spacious third row seat.
But the twins.
Can sleep peacefully thanks of the rear manual sunshade.
And what about the...
Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds?
I guess you're right.
Can we go to the hospital now?
the contractions are getting closer.
The three-row Lexus TX
because everyone should feel like the center of the universe.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
Are you squatting?
Got my legs spread a kimbo.
Oh, when the balls breathe a little bit over there?
Started stretching it out a little.
It's a good feeling when the Christmas Ordinans can swing on the tree.
It was stretching like my parts of my legs and I just kept going lower and lower and now it just feels a nice stretch.
I do like to do that good stretch.
Stretchers are good for you.
And I did this morning.
now.
I forgot this morning stretches.
I got to get back on track.
Hey, tonight's 7 o'clock like I was saying,
Whiskey Wednesday show.
Come get a drink with your boy.
Tonight, you know I'll be sip, sip,
sipping away.
The showdout FM for all of the links.
Mostly buzz balls.
It's all buzz balls.
I still can't find those.
I almost, I think they might have been fake.
Those might have been AI for all I know.
I don't know.
I've asked people, not in a while,
but if those might not even exist in the,
in the human realm.
I think because they're already starting.
to see some of the fall ones.
Yeah.
I saw a pumpkin one.
I was like,
oh, those are,
the big one?
Those are going to go.
I almost bought you the big grape one,
but I was also like,
do I want to spend $11 on a buzz ball right now?
No, you don't have to.
It's okay, yeah.
Because it's not like something that would bring you joy.
It'd be funny joke for me to hand you.
And then it's just $11 that sits here.
Well, that's what I was going to do with the pumpkin one.
I was just going to set it here.
I got us a pumpkin and set it and it's a buzz ball.
Yeah, there's a buzz ball.
So we've been big proponents of
couples sleeping separately.
As many of you report,
you get better sleep when you have separate beds.
We call it Dick Van Dyke style on this show.
You got two separate beds.
Excuse me?
Penis von Lesbian.
I was going to say.
Sounds like something else going on.
No, the Dick Van Dyke show.
They had two separate beds.
But I think, hold on a second.
Wait, I miss remembering my broadcasting history.
Was it?
I think it was the Lucy show that was separate beds.
They did.
But then it was the Dick Van Dyke show.
And somebody else did too that I can't remember.
It was controversial because they did.
They didn't.
They didn't.
Oh.
I think that they showed them getting in the same bed, and that was a big deal.
Gotcha, because.
So we'll call it Lucy and Desi style.
It went all the way to like...
Bird Nernie style in our case.
Right.
It went all the way to like the, didn't like Archie Bunker and what's her name?
Didn't they sleep in separate beds?
Everybody, I think up until the Dick Van Dyke show, they were in separate beds.
That's why, oh, a lot of pearl clutching when they climbed in the same bed.
That doesn't happen.
I like that episode of King of Queens when they get separate beds because they're going to get a new bed because their bed breaks.
Okay.
So while they're waiting for their bed, they take Deeks, kids' old beds.
So they have the two little beds.
Okay.
But there's a couple times once they realize they like it because then that means that they can do sex and then be comfortable on their own side.
And there's a time where she calls them over to the bed.
And I'm like, Leah, how many calls you over to a bed for sex, bro?
That's your dream, but I know.
That's your dream.
Yeah, Kelly and Chad says, I don't think I could sleep in a separate bed from my husband.
I think my wife would love it.
I'm a terrible person to share a bed with it.
I was going to say, I think it all just depends on how you sleep with someone else.
You know, someone's a snorer or a blanket stealer or they're too hot or too cold.
I mean, there's a bunch of different reasons.
But if all that stuff works, I try to keep my distance so she can have her space over there.
Well, I was going to say what I used to do, cousin Jay style.
He said we don't have separate beds, but we do have separate blankets.
Separate blankets.
That way you're not stealing.
You're not stealing from them.
Well, the next.
newest trend in a couple behavior is something they're calling food divorce.
Now, I don't like the word divorce in there because that's a sad word, but what they're saying
is couples are now just eating their meals when they're going to eat their meals.
We don't got to eat together.
We don't got to wait for a dinner time to sit down and have a dinner together.
If you want to eat on the way home, if you want to eat, go ahead.
Eating separately.
I'd end up eating whenever she eats.
Yeah, because you can't make a decision?
Well, that and I just, I like, I like the, the.
The same time thing.
The communal meal together, catching up with each other.
Yeah.
Oh, you're, well, I want to eat, you know, you're going to make me eat alone.
I want to eat alone later.
A food divorce is when each partner handles their own meals on their own schedules.
Rather than planning, cooking, and eating together as a household,
a relationship therapist said that the goal is to take food off the list of daily negotiations
and that can create stress and resentment.
It does cause a lot of stress in our house.
Because somebody will cook and then the kids don't want it.
Oh, I already ate.
It's me.
I always ate it.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do always.
Sometimes I do too big of a snake meal at lunch and then I'm not hungry for dinner.
No, you know, I'm good.
Mm-hmm.
No, I like being told.
Here's what you're eating at.
Yeah, you liked it back in the day when, um,
what were those meals that would come?
Hello fresh.
Oh, yeah, hallo fresh.
Oh, man, that was, you don't got a thing about a thing.
That's your dinner.
Okay.
Yes, it is.
Uh-huh.
Cafeteria style.
You like showing up and it's done.
Oh, it's for, oh, that's for,
You got it
Mm-hmm
Yeah
That's that Cody
A photo
My wife made pretzel dogs
For dinner the other night
Oh my god
That was so good
That just looked good
Man
That was so good
If you liked hot dogs
Bud
What do you do
Do you do you mustard them
I don't
Well
Or do you just dry
I didn't even think about that
I got a couple
For lunch today
Waiting for me
You just dry dog
You dry dog
Dry dog
Dry dog
Dry dog
Hot dog
No now I want to
Dip
Now I want to dump it
Dunk it
In Tally's
Why can I say words
Am I stroking out
We're having a rough
Now, I would like to dunk my pretzel dog in Tully's honey mustard.
Almost.
Almost got it.
All right.
Let me try again.
I would like to dunk my pretzel dog in Tully's honey mustard.
Ah, period.
There's a scene in one battle after another where Leonardo DiCaprio's character can't remember the certain pass code.
Because he says he's destroyed his.
his brain with alcohol and weed for the last 30 years.
Yeah.
I haven't been doing it for 30 years, but I've been doing it long enough that I think I'm
there with him.
Yeah.
Where I clearly can't make sentences anymore.
No.
Thankfully, I don't have a job where I have to talk too much.
Nope.
So that wouldn't happen.
It doesn't affect it at all when I just stare off and go, what's the word I'm looking for?
Uh-huh.
We didn't pick the wrong career for our brains to fail.
Um, there is a potential downside, obviously.
Because then you're not checking in on each other.
It's important to like, you know, talk to your part.
partner, believe it or not?
Yes, yes.
Couples who regularly eat together
report higher relationship satisfaction.
So if you don't want to eat together,
just sit down and enjoy some time together.
Then you're also, then who knows, well,
you create a little resentment.
Oh, you already ate.
Oh, was there any for me?
Oh, no, okay, I guess it's whatever.
Yeah.
Then you're spending more money sometimes.
You're getting two dinners.
Yeah, I could talk to you as a fella who works a lot.
I like to work a lot.
And I was catching myself working here,
lot and then I'd go home and then I'd go to my home office and I'd work all night in the home
office and I wasn't spending any time with my partner.
So now I make a mental check to spend time with my partner.
It might not be a meal.
Might just be watching our Davey Mure at night in our matching recliners like a couple
olds.
But you got to make time for your partner.
So even if you do do food divorce.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Cousin Jay, my biggest problem is I love to eat on the couch.
Must have been the way I was raised.
That was one generational thing I broke in my house.
See, growing up with Bob and Tam, Tam and Bob, you ate at the table.
Oh, really?
And nowhere else.
I don't care.
If a piece of food left that kitchen,
really?
Ants are going to be there.
Chimmunks are going to be there.
There's going to be a thing.
I didn't think of that.
That it turned, yep.
Yeah.
You could not.
You're going to stain the sofa.
Growing up in my home, a meal did not leave the kitchen or dining room table.
Anywhere else in the house was wrought with peril.
In our house, I don't care where he eat.
You want to bring your food to your room?
Go ahead, clean up after yourself.
Yep.
You want to sit on the couch and eat, go ahead and eat in the couch.
I don't care.
Yep.
I don't care.
We can be TV tray people.
Yep, TV trays all day, bro.
You love a TV tray, dude.
Absolutely.
So what do you want to just talk?
You realize you could be watching TV while you eat, right?
And that was the irony.
Bob didn't want to talk to any of us.
No, you don't want to have a meal with us.
Just wanted the no food anywhere.
No food where the ants would get.
This is another way to control something that didn't need to be controlled.
Were you guys all, like, table family?
Chris says we ate dinner at the tables of family every night.
Michael says growing up we ate in the kitchen,
but once we got older, we ate anywhere.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, it didn't matter.
The TV tray household, yeah.
TV tray.
That's how it was it, Deb?
You could eat anywhere?
Pretzel style on the ground and on the coffee table.
That's criss-crossed applesauce?
Yep, that's what I would do.
Just sit on the floor and watch TV and eat?
Because, yep, there'd be room with a couple TV trays behind me,
and I just sat right on the floor.
Now, though, I catch myself all the time just standing and eating,
like an animal.
Really?
Well, I was all the time.
It's just my, like, my dinner won't make it out of the little kitchen.
And I'm like, you just ate the whole meal.
Is this a, is this a dad move or an old dude move where I just stand over the sink and eat now?
Does it you do that?
I catch myself all the time just like, I'll just have the pot or whatever.
Yeah, I just do that.
That, or I'll just keep taking poles out of the crock pot enough to where eventually I go,
you just ate a bowl over the course of a half an hour tasting it to make.
sure it's okay instead of just being a normal person putting some into a bowl
sitting your ass down no i'm hovering like you said over the sink waiting for that to cool
i'll make a whole sandwich and just stand over the sink with it yeah i don't know why and i'm like what
are you doing now it's over and then you still lay the utensils down italian style on the sink
edge because that means you might need come back for second sandwich well hold on let me see what
you guys are saying um michael says we tv trade at home very
Very nice.
Mother of cats.
Amy says table family until we all got older.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Lucifer had a TV in the kitchen so he didn't need to leave.
Oh, I mean, yeah.
That was, that's the flex.
Yeah.
That's a flex.
Yeah.
Kelly said, we were a living room eating family, usually just sitting on the couch,
but as a little kid, I spilled a whole bowl of cocoa puffs on the couch.
And my mom made me do a TV tray whenever ate cereal.
But that makes sense.
Yep.
Makes sense.
Yep.
Pat Lucas is right.
You eat out of the pot so you don't dirty another dish.
Right.
Same reason I put a sandwich on a folded paper towel and eat it over the sink.
Oh, man.
Folded paper towel is the best plate.
Yep.
Absolutely.
But then you're done.
Crumple it up, throw it away.
Dishes are done.
And my favorite is when you do that and you know damn well that it's not sufficient enough for whatever you're making.
And you're like, no, this half a paper towel will absolutely hold this half a thing of lasagna.
100%.
Uh-huh.
I'm absolutely fine reheating a piece of lasagna on half a folded paper towel.
Do you ever get the special treat where it's like you just had a gathering at the house?
So there's like five extra paper plates that nobody used.
And then you can just use paper plates in your house.
Do you ever do that?
Yes.
And you're like, well, I had a picnic.
Or like it was Thanksgiving and I brought home some extra paper plates.
Yep.
And then you're just paper plating it.
Oh, it's the best.
Leftover things for stuff like that.
Awesome.
Just utensils, cups, plates, any of that stuff.
Oh, it's the best.
That little condiments.
I like that when you get just from not even a party,
just if you get takeout or something,
and they just happen to throw an extra bunch of whatever in there,
and you're like, bonus.
Did I get three packets of utensils?
Dude, do you ball, the utensils?
When I can just have, where I can make a meal
and I can just open a packet of utensils.
And she and chat is saying,
you can just buy paper plates.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait to get them by for free.
I don't want to be a paper plate.
house.
Yeah.
But if paper plates present themselves, the universe provides,
absolutely.
I love it.
Yep.
Plastic utensils were just provided by the universe.
I love it.
I'm not going to go seek them out.
No, I love it.
Then I use it, throw it away, and hope to God that knife ends up in some turtles blowhole.
It's going to, yeah, go right in the ocean for sure.
Turtles use utensils.
Neil says we use paper plates every day, so we don't have to do the dishes.
There you go.
I love the.
Sheesh says, I'm a paper plate proud house.
Yeah, that's what we.
used growing up that the holders.
The little wicker holders?
We had those and the others.
Sometimes you'd get food in the wicker and you'd be like, well, I guess that's there forever.
Yeah.
Because.
Wicker has ketchup on it now.
I don't think by law you can put a hot dog or hamburger on an actual plate.
That has to be on a paper plate.
Yeah, I think it's.
Or some kind of napkin.
Yep.
Or you have to stand.
You just hold it, yeah.
Or what I've been doing lately is I've been doing,
wrapping food up in tinfoil.
You do like that.
And leaving it for later.
You do like that.
I'll make breakfast sandwiches and just fold them in tinfoil and put them away.
Just random things.
Yeah.
Little breakfast or pizza bagels.
Yeah.
Burgers.
I don't know what it is about food wrapped in foil.
Stadium style.
It's just better.
Yeah.
Like I'll do that.
If I make, okay, so I love a burn dairy cheeseburger.
I don't know.
I don't know what it is about the burn dairy cheeseburger that I love.
Yeah.
It's just wrapped in foil, and it's just a good,
it's like everything is just a good combo.
So if I make a cheeseburger at home,
I'll do what you do.
I'll wrap it in foil for like 10 minutes.
And I just like the experience,
because I use my basket a lot for presentation.
Like what I actually do, put stuff on a plate.
Yeah.
I have a, like a pub basket.
He does.
It's adorable.
Put my little wax paper down or whatever.
He does.
Put my food ready in there.
His nuggets, his fries, whatever.
Oh, man.
I got my basket.
Oh, jealousy.
Today's burger day at Burn?
Oh, my God.
It is Wednesday.
But are they, didn't they go up, aren't they?
Are they still 99 cents on Wednesday or are they a buck?
I don't look at the price.
I don't look at the price.
It's one of those where you're going to get it anyway.
I'm going to get it.
I'm going to get it.
It's not going to be $10, so I'm going to get it.
Yes.
And they're dude.
Not the glazed burn dairy all morning.
They got a sleeper chicken sandwich.
I don't know if I've been telling you this.
I don't, I've only ever had their, honestly,
they're mozzarella sticks.
I don't think I've ever had the burger, the chicken sandwich, the tending.
Because I think it's not a patty, but it's not a cutlet.
It's like a big tender almost.
I can't explain it.
Okay.
I like when places do that.
And then they do three varieties where they'll do like there's a chicken parm sandwich.
Oh, they try to parm stuff?
I think there's a chicken BLT, there's a plane, and then there's a hot and spicy in there.
Okay.
Dude, the chicken.
Interesting.
I ain't trying to get a run on Burund dairy.
Burn dairy's knocking it out of the park or something.
of their food.
Yeah.
But I also know that there's kind of a competition.
I didn't know this until this week.
Ooh, chicken competition.
No, going back to Berg's.
Oh.
There's people that love the Stewards Burger,
and I've never had the Stewards Burger.
No.
Exactly.
Your reaction is mine.
I've never had it either.
Well, I was trying to think where it was,
and it's that little, like, not case,
but the racks that they've got at the end of,
you know, like where they loaded all that stuff in.
Are you thinking Circle K though?
Mm-mm.
Huh.
No, because we did the remotes there.
Yes.
And it was like that, you know.
Because I was glazing up the Burn Dairy Burger and everyone's like, no,
Stewart's burger is better.
And now I got to go head to head.
It is about to be Stewart season.
I know that they have the food all the time, but this is their chilies and their meatballs.
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah, I got to see what burgers.
Interesting, though.
Because those, they look good.
I can hit a Stewart and a burn dairy in my way home if I want to.
What did I get from them?
You got the meatballs that you love.
Remember, I got something, like, I got some, like, cruncher thing.
Remember, remember didn't Super Salad give us something to try?
It was like some pizza cruncher.
Oh, yeah, I don't remember it, though.
No, I don't either.
I don't remember it.
Either way, we got good gas station food, right?
We got great gas station food.
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Is that that internet, you kids are doing?
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Oh, boy.
So I guess they're debating locally what we're going to do about these VO bikes,
those e-bikes that are all over town.
We're going to annihilate them.
Syracuse is preparing to consider other bike share companies
as its contract with VO approaches desperation.
Yeah, it's their fault.
I don't think, yeah, I don't think Vio did this.
No, it's, I mean, could they have a couple of people to come collect as bikes are strewn about?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but, I mean,
I mean, I think it's important to have some kind of option for transportation.
I could see them down in my very frequent stops to New York City.
If I can see those bikes down there.
Yeah, right.
We should be able to handle it here, Syracuse.
I know we like to try to act like New York City with a lot of our BS, like the residents, you know,
the triple parking people, the attitudes, but we're not.
But we can at least act, you know, maybe a little civil if they can handle down there.
There's a step and act just like New York City.
Maybe not huck them into the roads.
Playing devil's advocate, what are people supposed to do when it expires and you're in the middle of nowhere?
I'm not really sure.
It says you're supposed to pull to a safe place.
Like, I feel like, and I've never used one, so correct me if I'm wrong.
I feel like the e-bike should have, it should get me to my destination, meaning I didn't buy five minutes.
I bought this trip.
Yeah.
So you got to get me to my destination.
Yep.
And then I'll park it and I'll leave it.
Because I think they do expire after a time limit, right?
That I'm not 100% sure.
Which is why they're just getting dumped everywhere.
They'll be up by Cody's house and that is no business having a Vio bike up there.
There was at one point last week, it must have been a biker gang because there were five along the main entrance to my apartment.
It was wild.
I was like, what are we doing?
Yeah.
And they're just tossed.
Because I think they just cut them off.
Because a lot of it
And then is it
Do they have like
Are people just like picking them up and see
Oh this got 10 extra minutes and just taking it
So they don't have to walk for 10 minutes?
Maybe
Maybe
Paji's wife says the wheel locks up so you can't move them
Steffi says they're up there because you use them a lot at OCC
Oh yeah stuffy I think lives nearby you
But it's just
But OCC
You need
Really?
Or at least it's got to stay on the OCC campus
But don't grocery stores have those like locks on their carts
so the cart can't leave.
Cartronics.
Cartronics.
Yeah.
We just got to do that, I think.
Localize them.
Like, you can't take the VO outside of city limits.
You can't take the VO off of the Onondaya C.C campus.
But how much, like, got to kind of pick and choose where they are.
Not saying that people shouldn't have access to them, but like, what's the vast campus of OCC that needs, you know, bikes to be traveled?
And again, I'm going to sound like a foddy-di-doddy, but none of it.
of y'all are wearing helmets on these things and it just stresses me out.
You're whipping around on these?
I forgot what it says on there what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to wear one?
I don't know.
How would it enforce it?
It says, no, it just says what you're supposed to do on there.
Like it says, like, you are to travel on the blah, blah, blah, blah, follow all the rules.
Well, wear a, blah, blah, blah, yeah.
That's just going to get them out of any legal trouble if somebody breaks any rules.
We told them on the sticker.
It's out of here.
But yeah, I don't, I don't know what you can do.
It's just we're not using them properly here.
And again, there are people that are using them properly.
Yeah, and I think it's a great thing for people who are using properly.
Yeah, for those that are going to end up getting screwed.
Yeah.
Then, I mean, I hope that you could at least save up and maybe get a different one for yourself or something like that.
But I don't know.
I think there's just got to be more cart and the, I mean, no, cart.
There's got to be more skin in the game, meaning like at Aldi, if I want my 25 cents back, I got to put the cart in the thing.
Yeah.
If I want, maybe there's got to be like a return thing.
If you don't return it to one of the things, you're out five bucks or whatever.
Right.
But I like your idea.
But then I don't know.
And buy the whole trip?
Yeah, instead of just, well, it ran out.
But then I don't know where these things are.
They're not everywhere.
I've seen them a couple places where you return them to their little areas.
But how many of those do you see as opposed to just them out and about?
Yeah.
Because I know we have the one behind us.
There should be like the return.
where they are. Like if you don't return it, like when you're up front, you rent it, there's
five bucks. And if, yeah, you get the five bucks back when you return it. Yeah.
Because they are just everywhere. Like Joe was saying, they pile up under bridges.
Yeah, that's the other.
Jumped on the side of Route 20. That's the other thing. When this company started in Syracuse,
there were, you saw that truck, or a couple of them all day. All the time picking these bikes
up. All day. So I don't know if they just got overwhelmed or maybe those systems stopped
working or whatever, but that was at least better because then they weren't just everywhere all day.
I can absolutely guarantee you that there's still one up on my little stretch of apartment.
Then that's the answer.
Like you take the deposit, five bucks, ten bucks.
If people aren't returning their bike to use the money you raise from the deposits to hire someone to drive around.
Yeah.
Because they are just dumped everywhere.
Or they need a feature of if it is that thing of, all right, well,
I didn't need it.
I made it to the building here.
Oh, it still's 15 minutes on it.
No, it doesn't.
There should be an end...
It goes back into my account.
Or you just end trip.
And then like people are saying the wheels lock,
because if it's not, then people can just see that they have time.
And they get on a enjoy ride, yeah.
That's how they end up.
Like, kids grab them and take them for a water,
ride this for a couple blocks as opposed to nothing.
Yeah, I really can't think of anything that could go wrong
for the guy who currently can't use his right arm
because he bumped into the fridge door.
taking an e-bike off of a nature jump that he's describing in here.
Good morning.
The fridge of the people's elbow.
But this is K Rock.
It's got the perfect little build-up, too.
Cody wants to take an e-bike off-roading as we have been in chat discussing the e-bikes.
They're just going to leave him up there.
I might as well pay, you know, I'll pay $10 to get 15 solid minutes out of...
I'll forward to that text from my Mac.
Ripping it around.
Saying, hey.
I call you first.
Cody's an urgent care.
He took an e-bike off a jump, and now he's all...
Broke his other leg.
broke his other leg. They're going to put a rod in and I guess.
I need robot legs.
He doesn't double up.
Don't think he'll be in tomorrow.
He's all doped up on pain meds.
And I'll definitely be in.
Hey, boy.
Listen.
Some sweet jumps.
Yeah, Joe said my 10-year-old gave herself a compound fracture on those e-s scooters.
Be careful.
That's what I'm saying, Joe.
Hey, well.
Be careful out there.
Next time she'll learn to keep her eyes open when she takes that jump.
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Maybe I'll remember to get one of them ciders out of the fridge, but I'll stop by the liquor store
on the way home and get myself. Now that you're saying it. Now you're not going to.
Something to drink. See what's out there. Any recommendations? Let me know in chat around the K-Rock
text line. Ooh, apple juice. Just plain apple juice.
Yep. Dude, right? Nothing hits better than a cold apple juice in the morning, nothing.
Oh, I had. Fast morning beverage. It took a lot. I just used an apple beer that I had because I had
apple juice to use for my ribs
last Saturday and just holding the
bottle because it was so cold. I was like,
I was take a little sip and I was like, no, you need
that for the juice.
Hotel lobby,
continental breakfast,
apple juice. Is the
single best drink?
That was...
Ever created. I know that a lot of you
were milk people and stuff for breakfast
and Oswego, but you go to Oswego and you get
the like, you get four cups.
Yep. And you get either
a cranberry, a cran apple, the grape one, and something else.
And you've got four juices for lunch and breakfast.
Let's talk about it.
What is the best juice to hit in the morning?
Grape is all right.
It depends.
Don't take.
Toothpace is gone.
Yeah, yeah, that's gone.
It's apple juice.
I am a situational person.
I can't say.
Really?
Because it varies all the time between like a cranial.
or a cranberry that has had relations with any other fruit.
Cran grape,
cran apple.
A white cran strawberry, something.
I like that.
I like sometimes.
Scotty likes orange juice in chat.
See, I do not like orange juice.
I used to be a big orange juice guy, not as much anymore.
It's more of a cranberry.
I like a, it's going to be a cranberry.
Most of the time.
It's going to be your go-to?
Most of the time.
I'm a hydro homie, as you know, so I slam a couple glasses of water.
first thing in the morning.
Yeah.
But if I had my druthers
and I could specifically get,
and I see in my head,
that machine where you push the button
and it goes,
it spits out whatever concoction that is.
Yep.
Whatever bag is loaded in there.
A lot of you in chat saying
pineapple in the morning.
Pineapple juice.
I like a pineapple.
It's just,
it's never something that I ever see
that's like on sale.
Yeah.
So I'll get it once in a great while,
but it's never on sale.
And doesn't pineapple affect the aroma of my,
urine. Is that what that does?
Or that's celery?
No, I think it's supposed to be,
it's supposed to make like
semen sweeter or something.
But I don't know.
Yeah, spas.
Pineapple orange combo is clutch.
A mango pineapple in the morning.
The real fancy ones are amazing if,
you know, you're looking for a treat.
But, man.
Orange juice with mango,
grass is saying.
Just noticed so many of those are so pricey now.
Everyone in chat's asking,
Are we drinking purple grape or white grape?
Again, it just depends.
It's Welch's purple grape, but it does depend.
Yeah.
Because I won't turn down a white grape juice in the morning.
No, I love a white grape.
But purple, if you're in the mood for a Welch's grape juice,
Oh my God, it slaps.
Oh, it's so good.
It really does.
Yep.
And maybe this is just my upbringing, but when you do breakfast for dinner and also have grape juice,
that's a good combo.
That's where it's at.
Joe is saying peach mango pineapple from Wegmans.
Yeah, see, so many things are so good.
White Cran-strawberry is where it's at.
Yep.
Cran mango slaps hard, text line says.
Guava, bro, text line says.
Yep, some of the real, you know, different ones like that are really good, too.
Mm-hmm.
And you know what?
Sumner's not wrong.
Straight up non-mixed cranberry juice is sometimes clutch in the morning, too.
I love cranberry juice.
You're at a diner, you're getting some pancakes.
I usually just, that's what I was thinking.
I get cranberry.
Hmm.
Yep.
Anyways, what's your juice?
What's your go-to?
Do you like it to juice?
Do you like it to juice?
Mm.
Malloy, T-bone steak, cheese eggs, and Welch's grape juice.
That's his meal.
That's his meal.
Well, I could get a good look at it, T-bone.
Eating it for profit.
Damn, dude.
Big Nate's going to do a shot of butterscotch whiskey for his breakfast.
A lot of you saying you're drinking gentlemen Jack in the morning.
Listen, we're all just trying to get by.
This is a beer.
beer and some scrabbled eggs.
Other than this job, I don't think I've ever drank a beer in the morning
because we'll do a beer Friday with Joel and Crystal,
but I don't think I've...
I've not...
Woken up and had a beer.
Not any way that's not a football morning or...
Yeah, like a tailgate.
Yeah, there's never just been like a wake up and...
I need a beer.
I think I was at a Bills game tailgate once
and I had a cider at like 10 a.m. or whatever that was.
Yeah, that's what I mean?
Other than anything like that, no.
Nope.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, he's referring to a biggie song.
Anyways, okay.
Well, listen.
Some of you drinking pickle juice in the morning, like Patty Mahomes.
The New York State RV show presented by Torkelson, RV and liquor takes over the New York State Fairgrounds this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
And I got tickets.
I got to dump them off right now so you guys have time to come pick them up.
So what you're going to do, you're going to call 424 Rock 315, 424-7-6-25.
I'll start picking people a random.
I need our V.
And you just got to come pick these up at the Syracuse
Studio before Friday at 5 o'clock
So if you want to go to the RV show
Can you mail it so I can get it today by noon?
I'm checking my spam, I don't see it.
If I don't get it in the mail today by noon
And then just screw off, dude
You got to pick up the past guys.
I'm sorry, their physical passes.
But you get to go to the RV show
And it's a heck of an RV show.
There's a lot.
Our friends at Torkelson RV and Liquor
are doing a video there tomorrow.
So keep an eye out on social media.
For that, to Whiskey Wednesday.
Would love it if you join me.
For a midweek, sip-by-sip.
I love catching up with you guys.
Guys, when I'm drinking a home.
You should get on it, doing those things where you.
Got to know the Metcall. I'm drinking drunken.
Treaty Oak Revival, done.
Oh, yeah, that's...
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Put the thing where you put smoke in it.
I don't like that.
I've tried that.
Oh, you have you?
I have.
I don't like it.
It's weird.
Did you want to go?
I don't think so, but I've had it at a bar.
And I go, what's the point of this?
Yeah.
I have a question for you guys.
I'll answer it.
If I'm just doing drop off at Treaty Oak Revival tomorrow, I'm not going.
There's a spot.
To where is that spot?
I think, but I'm not, I was going to say, but I'm not sure, so I am not helpful.
So you're not helpful.
So anybody out there tell me where that spot is?
We don't have.
Or I can just drop off a bunch of kids.
We don't have passes?
I'm not going.
I'm just dropping kids off.
No, but then you could drop them off in VIP right at the gate.
Yeah, I'm not going to make Alex go through that.
Alex.
I am.
Pink lot?
You're all saying the pink lot?
Where do I go?
I'll say, I think they use a spot up there where they let you drop people off.
I just got to know where the drop off is for the teens.
to the night.
go through the like, you know what I mean, all the lines of cars.
I think, I don't know, though.
I don't, I don't.
Like pink lot on State Fair Boulevard and they got to go all walk all the way up there?
I think so.
But I don't.
I don't know if I love that.
That's what I mean.
If you just have a pass, it might be easier to.
Drop off pickup for the American movie is looking at the pink lot off state fair.
But what?
Yeah.
Because that's where you.
That's a 10 mile walk.
That's because they don't want you, like when the show's over.
You know what I mean?
It gets everyone's trying to get up there.
You're trying to get up there.
It's very weird the way they do it.
All right.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
If you can find just a pass, it'd be easier.
Yeah, maybe I'll do that, I guess.
With the VIP one, you go all the way around and then there, and then you go,
boo, get out of here.
I know, but I'm just dumping these kids off of what I think is their first counter
at the Amethy.
I'm not going to say, yeah, take the pedestrian bridge to the shuttle and eh.
Yeah.
All right.
Anyways, I don't love that.
Hey.
Although they're all smarter than us, so they'd figure.
They'll have to figure it out. I just don't love it.
We're in it now. Voting
is started for Fat Bear Week. We went
through the contestants. Is Marshmallow
okay? I believe it's pronounced
Catmai as somebody in the text line said.
It's Catmai National Park.
And their annual Fat Bear Week is underway
with
16 massive
brown bears competing for public
votes and the title of heaviest
champion fueled by an
extremely strong
sock-eye salmon run.
Oh, did they have a lot this year?
They've been eaten.
All right, so when we were talking about it?
When did the votes start?
I believe yesterday.
Okay, oh, I see.
Okay, I see some, I don't understand
how to read the results.
What do you mean?
What does it say?
Is that just no results yet?
I don't...
I don't know what any of that means...
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Because they all have weird names.
Like, they're like 128 family.
That's what I mean.
Like, that one when we were talking about it,
that one's name was 131...
Marshmallow.
Wait, voting has ended. So somebody
won on a bunch of these. No, winners announced
September 29. No, I mean, because the...
It's a bracket system. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this first
rounds. Does it say it here? No, it doesn't
say it. All right. The Bears, uh,
you're really unhelpful. You can't help me with the
I was going to find anything.
The Bears nearly doubled their weight
over the summer with one
past contender.
They are expected, or
they, they think it
weighs 14,
pounds currently. Which one?
Doesn't say. Just say one pass contender
weighs approximately 400 pounds,
said Sarah Bruce,
noting that the extra bulk
is critical for surviving hibernation.
This year's competition features
entire bare families. I'm looking
at that part. What's
a sub-adult? Teens?
I think us. We're sub-adults. We're
adults, but we clearly are very immature, so
we're sub-adults. I'm an adult male.
My name's Chunk.
Defending champion Chunk.
Oh, okay.
Returns.
Yeah.
With a broken jaw.
Look at Chunk.
Oh my God.
You ain't beaten Chunk?
This is the one from last year.
He's got to be 1,400 pounds.
Even with the jaw that was just dangling, he was like, I don't give an F.
I'm eating salmons.
And he did, and he does.
Wow.
This year's competition, like I said, has entire bear families,
highlighting the added challenge mother's face,
feeding both themselves and their cubs.
Here we go, the women.
If you do the Meet the Bears page, it shows you like, this one, 9-10.
This is July 2nd on the one side, and on the next is, like you were saying,
how they doubled September 9th.
Look at the difference in these bears, bro.
Hold on Fat Bear.
Just go eat.
Yeah, go to it.
Meet the Bears.
Oh, Meet the Bears brought up a different site that I visit regularly.
If it says I visited it, I did not.
Yeah, just start going through, like, look at the difference in the bear.
All right, yeah, they're showing, I'm showing, by the way, if you're jumping in.
They're so much, YouTube, or the show.
So much bigger.
Those spring cubs, they bulked right up.
Yeah.
284 spring cubs.
They're doing side by sides to show their weight gain.
Some of them were already pretty hefty.
All right, I don't want to look at cubs.
I want to look at the big fatsos.
Whoa.
$6.94 hasn't gained.
too much. No, right? I'm worried about
694 in this competition.
Bucky.
Bro. Did I already pass Bucky?
164? I don't know. There's so many of them.
Yeah, it's towards the bottom. I don't know where you are.
9.09's looking big.
They just are big fat. This is a large adult
female who has brown late summer fur and a wide set.
We all got a little wide set. It's actually
in my dating profiles
says... Wide set? What I'm
looking for is
that. You just read that. And I'm just copy...
Born in 2016, Bear 909 is the daughter of former Fat Bear Week champion.
So we got a Nepo Bear here.
Oh, another Neppo Bear.
409 Beed Nose and her sisters to 910.
910, dude.
This is the mom.
Oh, my God.
Look at this bear.
The songs are just so big.
No, this is the other bear.
Did they show me 910 twice?
Oh, 909 and 910.
Gotcha.
These are siblings.
Woo!
Look at Chunk.
Look at the.
pounds chunk is put on.
Yeah, they're just...
Susan's already got a favorite.
She wants 151 Walker to win it.
All right.
I saw, yeah, Walker, I saw Walker.
Walker got...
Walker's got a thick bear butt.
Really?
Towards the bottom.
He's carrying a caboose?
Yeah.
32 Chunk is a large adult male who has a large
distinctive scar on his muzzle
and protruding canine tooth
from a broken jaw suffered in 2025.
Rough season last year for Chunk.
But he still won the whole thing.
He still won the whole thing.
89 backpack, medium large male with blonde ears,
light brown fur in early summer,
and grizzled brown fur late in summer.
Mm-hmm.
He has relatively few visible wounds.
He's thick, too.
He bulked up.
Yeah.
He bulked up really good.
He real thick.
Here's Susan's bear, 151 Walker.
Isn't that funny?
Susan, that's got...
He's got a good shot.
Look at his butt.
He's got a bodonk on him.
Big fat bear butt.
This is a large adult male with dark brown fur,
a pear-shaped body, long muzzle and a large round ears.
Oh my God, that's a fat bear.
And then the next one, did he forget to eat?
Who, Bucky? Bucky looks fat.
Like what happened, bud? No, no, like during the...
Oh, in the beginning?
Like, what happened?
Like, bud, your reserves went real quick.
This is a large adult male who has grizzled brown fur and blonde-tipped ears.
Many observers identify him by the line of darker fur near his eyes.
Just look up.
He's real fat.
Fat he got.
As of a couple of weeks ago.
real fat.
164 Bucky.
Gawley.
Gawley ain't that thick.
Right now I'm picking Bucky.
You're like Bucky?
There's just something about the way he,
he was shaped out,
but yeah, the next one.
Talking fat bear week.
Gully didn't eat it.
Gully didn't, nah.
You didn't put the hours in, Gully.
When you're up against, who was that?
When you're up against Walker?
Backpack put on a good amount.
Gully.
Come on.
Well, it's a hell of the competition.
9-10 put out, yeah.
Hell of a competition for the fat bear.
We'll keep watching it.
Keep watching it, so you takes it all.
September 29th is when a winner will be crowned.
Coming up in just a couple of days over the great New York State Fairgrounds,
we got the New York State RV show.
And Deb Kessler's on the line to tell us about it.
Come on a day, Deb.
Good morning.
How are you?
We are fantastic.
I've been driving 690 all week watching you load those RVs in.
It's a lot of RVs over that fairgrounds, Deb.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
We have nine dealers that have taken over the midway at the fairgrounds.
The show is about a quarter mile long, but don't worry if you don't want to walk it.
We have a trackless train that can bring you to the different dealership.
Yep.
We have everything from Class A, Class B, Class C, Fifth Wheels, Pop-ups, You name it.
It is going to be there.
It is new models, closeouts, pre-owned.
On-site financing is available.
Look, these guys don't watch.
want to keep these campers throughout the winter, they want to sell.
So this is the place to buy this weekend.
Yeah, Deb, this is the end of the season.
So a lot of these dealers, they just want to price these things out to get them off their lots, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Now, and it's not just a free-in-the-market for an RV.
It's RV accessories and, like, camping lifestyle stuff, right?
Yeah, there's some, there's some campgrounds that are going to be on display.
There's going to be, you know, other vendors that have their products or services there as well.
So, you know, food trucks, it looks like a perfect weekend.
It's not going to be hot.
It's not going to be super cold, sunny.
It's a beautiful time of year to come out and trade up.
You know, if you want something different for next spring, this is the time to do it.
You're not going to see more RVs in one place than this weekend's RV show.
So if you're even a little bit in the market, get on over there and just see what they got to offer.
Deb, give me the dates and locations and all that.
All righty.
So it's this weekend, Friday, 9.
seven, Saturday, 9 to 7, Sunday, 9 to 5 at the New York State Fairgrounds on the Midway.
Best thing to do is buy your tickets ahead of time.
You're saving yourself $3.00.
So it's nysrv Show.com where you can get your discounted tickets.
And once you come into the show, you register.
We're going to be giving prizes away every hour.
Wow.
It's so exciting.
What's the website, Deb?
NYSRV Show.com.
NYSRV Show.com for all the information, DeW.
Have a great show this weekend, all right?
Great. Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Doug Kessler joining us.
Heck yeah.
Talking RV show, buddy.
Yeah, it really is the spot for everything else.
It is fun.
There's RVs, but all the other things that you would need for that.
And it's dangerous because you're like, I want to go, I want to buy an RV.
Well, and the upgrade thing.
Yeah.
That's, I already know it.
And I'm sure people that parents have had RVs for a long time.
Mine are newer RV parents.
Mm-hmm.
And it's only.
matter of a time before I get the text this year, next year, whatever, that,
well, we were there.
We were going to upgrade.
We upgraded.
So it's like that.
All right.
Yeah.
RV.
It is a hoot.
Our friends over at Torquilson, RV, and liquor are going to be out there doing a
spot.
So keep an eye on the K-Rock social medias for that.
Uh-huh.
Rvies, hot tubs.
And there's a, every single from doing it the other year, there's every single RV.
Yeah.
Every single kind.
80 different styles.
From the most expensive.
I mean, you'll see million-dollar RVs over there.
Or just something that I could pull behind my car and my SUV
little tiny RV thing.
Wait, wait, what is it called?
Fifth wheels.
Yeah, but a small.
Yeah, tiny one.
Oh, I got to hold on plug.
Mirror it.
Audio style.
As we don't, I don't really know anything about modern country music.
It ain't my jam.
But this Ella Langley has.
has surpassed Mariah Carey's
All I want for Christmas is you
as the most weeks on the number one spot.
It sounds like something that I can't put my finger on.
It sounds like all...
But there's an older, older, older.
Not so much this part, but...
Where is it?
I thought this was K-Rae Ratt.
But we get to do research.
This part.
Like that's something.
It's a pretty...
It's a pretty...
It's a pretty common, probably melody.
That's in something else, though.
It's probably in a lot of other things.
I don't know.
It's generic as balls.
There's only so many combinations of notes in music,
so I'm sure this sounds like something.
This sounds like something that the people that like this would love it.
Would love this.
23 weeks.
Yep.
as the number one song in U.S. chart history dethroning the Queen Mariah Carey, which you had a great point.
How long were they playing all I want for Christmas is you?
Because it's consecutive, right?
Yeah.
So say you start it fine, November.
That's not 23 weeks.
That's like less than half.
So, yeah, it went to the spring you're doing Mariah Carey all on for Christmas is you on 93Q on March 18th of Christmas.
on the radio on the
Because all of a sudden it's April or May and you hear
I might have to jump off the building
All I want for Christmas is you spend a total of 22
Ah, non-consecutive weeks
So why does that matter?
So why is that a record?
So they just added it up over the course of four or five years
That it was played during Christmas
The weeks were built up across multiple holiday seasons
Ahah!
Wait, so is Ella Langley's non-consecutive?
What it is say?
Lingly, the non-record?
No, it just says number one.
So that's more impressive than Mariah Carey.
That is more impressive.
That is more impressive.
That is more impressive.
Yeah, or does it mean that we got work to do starting soon?
Time to boost up our lady.
You can blow of everyone now in September.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Don't you tell me to do it.
Well, I'm saying we got work to do.
If we need to get our Queen B back at the top,
then we're all going to have to start old school.
make sure you're spamming your favorite radio DJ
with your request for the number one hit
Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you
You tell me I'll pull the trigger right now
It's cocked loaded
You tell me right now
Fire away Big Daddy I say is what I think
Come on!
You got Mariah carried
Don't want a lot for Christmas
No I don't mean Queen B like Beyonce
I mean our Queen.
be the leader.
I guess I'm confused in this.
It says it held the all-time record for the longest running number one single in U.S.
chart history.
Okay.
So that just doesn't have the record.
I would need somebody who's playing this to me better.
Yeah,
I would need to know more than that.
Because Cody is right.
Did it go?
And then so just...
Till spring?
Because if not, just 1990.
November and December, number one.
Next year.
Yeah.
on next year.
Like, oh, this is really exciting.
And let's keep rehashing it every year.
No.
All right.
Well, congratulations.
Ella Langley.
I like your sound.
I like your song.
I don't know if I like you as a person.
I don't know what things you stand by.
Yeah, but, let's have that idea.
Congratulations on your big success.
She, that video you were seeing on TV was her reacting to it.
What?
Oh.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for loving this song.
For listening to it.
I just don't even know what to say at this point.
It's changing my life.
It's changing lives of the writers of this song.
It's changing lives of life.
family and it is truly growing an atmosphere for something I'm going to be able to do the rest of my
life and I'm going to go out and celebrate tonight and I'm really excited to experience a moment
like this in my life. I don't know how to say it. Just thank you so much and choosing tea. Wow,
that's the one. That's the one. She thanked the writer. So this is another of those creepy
situations of some 40, 50, 6 year old guys writing songs for 20 year old girls.
Because that's always my favorite.
It's very relatable.
Well, yeah, but they know how to put the song together.
Yes.
But it always takes away just a little bit.
Like, no, it's not so much you.
You, because that, like she had an award-winning voice or style that is unknown to the country world.
She had a successful writer.
Hey.
How many people wrote?
Four people wrote Choose in Texas.
Ella Langley, Miranda Lambert, Luke Dick, Joy Beth Taylor.
And no, for those you asking.
Boobestank still beats it.
Does not have a billion plays.
Interesting.
There's 714 million plays right now.
It'll get there.
It'll get there.
Whiskey Wednesday.
Tonight's 7 o'clock jump on Twitch.tv slash the show or the show.
Dot FM.
We'll have a shelf of a little midweek drink and hang out, watch the music videos.
Just have fun.
I like catching up with you guys in the middle of the week.
You know what I mean?
What's got going on?
So two Wendy's workers, which by the way is Wendy's really releasing.
an emo album today?
They teased an emo album yesterday.
Of what?
Hold on.
Like, what songs?
Because as we know, yesterday was Emo Day on the show.
It was first day of fall, very emo.
Emo album, Wendy's.
Where did it go?
Hold on.
Oh, you got got.
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
The Fast Food Chain is teasing what appears to be an emo album.
Even though Bans, there was a track list somewhere.
Anyways, I'll find that.
Very weird.
If anybody can find that for me, help me out.
Because like what are you?
I think it's just silly.
Like songs about sad burgers and, you know what I mean?
I've had a couple sad burgers.
Yeah, a couple real sad burgers.
Two Wendy's workers in Georgia were arrested.
After allegedly breaking into the car of a nearby McDonald's employees.
Uh-oh.
Got him.
The McDonald's employee looked outside, saw his car being broken into by two guys in Wendy's
uniforms.
So one of them run off with his backpack.
Oh.
This is fast food on fast food crime.
Yeah, that's weird.
It's Bloods versus Crips stuff.
I know.
They saw the outfit and they're like,
no, we're taking your stash, homeboy.
He later told police he recognized one of the Wendy's employees because the guy had
applied for a job of McDonald's last month.
Oh, he wasn't McDonald's material.
He wasn't McDonald's material.
We have very high standards at McDonald's.
And Wendy's, too.
It's the Burger Wars tacos are back.
Officials are jokingly calling them the square patty duo.
and suggested the thievery could have been a long team building.
Well, oh, I was saying it's like a prank or something.
Because I was say, yeah, be careful.
It's stealing your backpacks or something.
I mean, we talk in maybe an illegal burger ring.
Oh.
Maybe he shoved the backpack full of McDonald's burgers and they were smuggling them over to Wendy's.
All of a sudden, you cut off a couple sides on a circle and all of a sudden got yourself a McDonald's Burger Wendy's.
Wendy's is.
releasing an Ebo album today. Six-song track list.
The titles of the songs are
She Said She Didn't Want Fries. She Lied.
Salt in the Wound.
I miss the sunroom.
We all do, Wendy's. We all do.
Okay. The best combo meal on the worst night of my life.
It's not a phase. It's a 10 piece.
And my Frosty's funeral.
Oh, boy.
I mean, yeah, why not?
I mean, it's going to be probably super stupid.
Yeah, it's a gimmick, but I want to know, like, why can I listen to it?
Who did the music?
I was just going to say, but I bet Josh listens to it.
Who did the music?
Because Wendy's, my culture is not your costume.
No.
Please don't.
How dare you take something that we hold so near and dear?
How dare you take something that we hold so near and dear?
Yes.
I can't find the music.
Yeah, no, me.
I hope it's not AI music.
Oh.
I hope they hired like real music.
to make this. No, no, you said that.
You think it's going to be AI emo? I do.
I very much think so.
If anybody sees this pop up anywhere, the Wendy's
logo is the emo face right now,
which is very funny. That is funny.
But yeah, it says out today.
Oh, there's a link. Okay, there's a link.
Listen to songs in when,
songs to listen to in a Wendy's parking lot.
Here we go. That's a good.
Here we go.
That's a good name for it.
How do I open? Oh, I don't think I can
on this computer.
Oh, yeah, I see people.
Singing.
And they're eating Wendy's.
Let me go over to this computer.
Hold on a second.
Yeah, there's definitely some real bands, man.
Like, what ones?
I don't know, but these look like real people.
What are you watching?
Where do you see video?
On their Instagram page.
Okay, once on.
Go to Wendy's Instagram.
It looks like the first video pinned and their story.
Oh, oh, and it's right there.
It's in their Instagram page.
That's funny.
That was really funny.
That's really good, Wendy's.
Does it say who the musicians are?
If you look at their, go to like their main page.
Yeah.
It's see that little, I don't know if that link helps.
Like we're in their bio.
Songs to listen to?
Maybe it says like who.
Oh, how awesome Wendy's.
Oh no.
Just says how you play it.
It just says pop punk.
I mean, it doesn't credit any of the artists.
Yeah.
The artists are like, hey, hey.
Rise Records did this with them.
Yeah, I don't see.
This is Derek Descano and state champs.
I like state champs.
That's funny.
The first track, she said she didn't want fries, is by Maddie Mullins and Memphis Mayfire.
Oh, wow.
I was just going to say, Maddie Mullins comment from Memphis Mayfire, the lead singer.
Okay.
But he commented Frosty was icy cold like a dagger in my heart.
Salt in the wound was Chloe Kinning.
Okay.
I've heard that name.
I missed the sunroom as with Shane Told.
Nope.
Uh, the best combo meal on the worst night of my life is by Bless the Fall.
Oh.
Love Bless the Fall.
Yeah, that guy.
This is state champs.
Bo Boken.
And then my Frosty's funeral is with Cat, Leon, and Holy Wars.
Oh.
Wow.
That's hilarious, man.
This is an actual thinger.
To bless the fall.
The best combo meal on the worst night of my life.
It's me.
Listen.
I didn't want to cause a scene, but I can't keep pretending anymore.
There's someone else.
I haven't thought about these guys
In a minute
Me either
And he still sounds like that
But now my hoarse
He goes with fries
But now my heart
This is good
This makes me
Makes me want Wendy
They did a good job
Shane
Oh okay
I don't know
That obviously know them
Remember them?
So yeah
I'll say
Same as Fuzz
I'm glad it's not a lot
Yeah
Thanks God
Yeah
Thanks God
I love it. Sun was strong. Fries were golden.
Always fresh.
I love it.
Frozen.
Felt alive. Blit's gone.
Frosty cup is empty.
And I'm barely hanging on.
Great job, Wendy.
I love it.
It's a real album.
We work through that together, chat.
It's up.
If you just go, type in Wendy's or go to Wednesday's Instagram.
It's a link right there.
That's really funny.
That's like literally music I'll listen to later.
Yeah, you just ignore the fact that it's.
gimmick.
That it's silly.
And it's just fun.
But again, if you listen to any of their other songs from all these bands, they're all
silly.
They're all kind of silly.
It's just, this is commercialized a little bit.
Where if you didn't tell me that it was Wendy's and you just go back through any of these
bands, you tell me that one of them wouldn't sing something to whatever.
About the Sunroom.
Plastic Spoon.
Yeah.
Yes.
They've all said, yes.
Lyrics they probably already had in a book somewhere.
Or I guarantee you there is a one of these punk bands out there.
They're somewhere right now going,
hey, one of our songs has already called.
She said she didn't want it, fries, and she lied.
Exactly, exactly.
Very funny.
Right?
It would just regular.
That would just be with me right.
Like, I can't, damn it, I wish I had discovered this earlier in the show
because I have so many thoughts.
Let's bring this back up tomorrow because I'm out of time, but.
Wow.
This isn't new.
Like, I had an entire Ninja Turtles cassette about Pizza Hut.
Very true.
This is just a full circle moment in my life.
Yep.
Because so many of these bands wrote these when they were like 18,
so they didn't have life experience.
This is what made them sad.
A girl stealing her fries.
She lied.
Here.
Schedule events today, campers.
Right now we will get into your 90s at 9 with some tonic.
Oh.
And we'll play some gaming.
I like them.
We will do Patriots at Jags, just a random.
NFL game today.
Kaboom.
Get in the gaming stream
powered by Ryan Phelps
auto sales.
You are buying from Ryan.
Kaboom.
Uh, buying silent profile and jet plane plane flying with Ryan
Phelps auto sales.
Radio side, you get tonic and then tonight,
7 o'clock back on Twitch or the show.
Dot FM.
Different tonic.
Different tonic, baby boy.
Whiskey Wednesday, tonight's 7 p.m.
Don't mix whiskey with tonic water.
I bet that's gross.
I don't like tonic or a thing.
Gin and tonic or a thing.
Isn't that unflavored soda?
Right?
Is now what tonic is?
I think so.
I don't like bubbles in my soda.
I don't like bubbles in my soda.
I don't like bubbles.
Just awful.
Anyway, so get all that in your schedule of events today.
Tonic kicks off your 90s at 9.
Keep it live.
