The Show - EVE EVE EVE

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

Merry Crimmus Eve Eve Eve! Hope you made all your frankincense purchases before prices spike. The trend of laziness continues at airports. The boys are in the festive spirit with holiday parties a bound. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Back in the studio after a big... Festivist Friday.

Right, that's confusing. Here we are. I know, normally Festus is like our last show and then we're going. That's it. No, we really had to get it out of the way. Not get it out of the way, but like, well, it was an awkward. Christmas falls on a Thursday and it's... Yeah. I would have been so bored by Thursday, by Christmas.

Oh, we were off right now? Oh, my God. What note to do with myself. I was just sleeping a lot. Yep. Well, ahoy, dummies. Although, our. me, I am glad that it waited literally until the very last minute of the weekend to start

blizzarding again. That's a nice, that's a nice little, like I saw that about 10. Oh, thanks. Here's why I'm happy, because my entire yard was grass yesterday and I go, I'm not doing this. I didn't go through all of that to look like this on Christmas. I try to make a fun game of it where it's like, where God was like, he accidentally walked by and was doing a fun little, it's Christmas time and did a fun little swirl and like it's car Christmas time

and didn't realize that he hit the snow switch so he came back like a week ago and was like oh is it has it been snowing this entire time I like the little movie you made in your head

about why it was snowing so much and he turned it off and he was like all right no no we just do the regular weather do it normal and then I will casually just have it snow again when they're not expecting it. He has a little movie when a happy Santa was dancing around and hit the snow

switch and he left it on. That's how long it took Alsa to finally go to the goddamn bathroom last night. You made a little movie in your head? While it was snowing and it was a blizzard and I'm standing with my back to it going, no, this is fine. And then you can't talk to her because she doesn't speak human words.

Oh, if you ask her or tell her, it resets the clock? She gets like anxious and stopped and immediately thinks that she has done something wrong and it's time to go inside. Oh, no. So if you say anything, she goes, okay, inside time.

I'm like, no. No, you got to stay quiet. Freddy will do a move or he'll walk out and he's got to sniff everything to find the right area to poop. Even though he's already probably pooped in all of them. Like, I don't know what he's looking for and then things are covered in snow and he's just sniff,

sniff, sniff, sniff, and after a while I'm like, dude, come on. And he's a, huh? And then it's, now I've got to reset the clock. I will say sometimes on walks like, all right, we're getting ready to go inside. Yeah. Just as a like, hey, wow, look at that.

Yeah, do what you want with that information. Look at that. Oh, would you look at the time. I guess we'll head on yours. It does, it hilariously does say that on her sheet that came with her from Texas. What? And it's funny, every time I see it. One, that she's a liquor.

Aren't we all? Where she would lick you incessantly all day if she could, just show that she loves you. And that she has an iron bladder. Yeah, she'll hold it. will take forever. At least she's never had accidents inside. She's never had to, like, go on the carpet. She's never once peed inside.

I have no idea. She may have pooped inside of that night of trauma that I think, I have all three, me, her and Freddie, all pooped. Why? What night of trauma? What happened that night? When I remember when I very first moved in, remember I knocked over the poop bucket with the have the water in it? Oh, yeah, that's gross. Yeah, that's gross. Yeah. After I had to move all of my belongings upstairs.

Here we are, friends. We are live on a Monday morning. Christmas, is it Christmas Eve Eve Eve? Christmas Eve. Wednesday Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve. Eve, Eve, Eve. Eve, Eve. Three Eves. Eve, Eve, Eve. Christmas Eve, Eve, Eve. Blue Water. Ahoy, hoi, hoie. Happy holiday.

A hounder. What holidays are we in right now? Are we done with Hanukas? Hanukkah wrapped? Oh, I don't know. I have no idea. I don't think so. I don't feel like it started eight. Days ago, right? Don't ask me to spell Hanukkah, Google. I'm doing the best. Today's the last night. Oh, look at that. Okay. 22nd is the last day. Hanukkah. Christmas started. Winter started. Kwanza date. When is Kwanza?

26 to the first. I know. After Christmas. All right. So we got a whole lot of activities happening this week. You really want to celebrate your balls off. This week is real festive. You got the last night of Hanukkah, the first night of Kwanza, and then you got Krimmits and Krimmese, right in the middle there. We're ready to roll here. And then I bet there's probably holidays. I'm not even, I'm not even aware of.

Oh, I'm sure there's stuff that we don't even know about some type of like. Well, what's like the witch holiday? Because isn't that what we stole? We got a lot of witchy listeners. What do you do? From them anyway or something, right? Doesn't there was Christmas? Jesus wasn't born on our Christmas.

We picked like the pagan holiday to pick. He was born in the spring. Sorry. Sorry. Um, anybody. Then why is it his birthday? This guy. I'm sure there are plenty of well-meaning Christians who don't even... No, he was born on Christmas Eve.

It's in the song. He was born on Christmas Eve. It's the song, so... This guy. It's a boxing day. What is boxing day? It's got a never, never seen Little Drummer Boy. But okay.

Okay, no, bud. All right, sure. Friday the 26th is Boxing Day. So, uh, fellow Canadians. Those are literally based on a real story. Well, it's funny that you bring that up because we are in dire situations. It's getting harder and harder to get frankincense around the country, my friend. We are entering a frankincense shortage.

If it's a gross scent, Walmart probably makes a wax melt or out of it. Knock off version of it. No, I don't know. I'm trying to, like the whole time we were listening to that song, I was reading how they harvest frankincense. I have no idea what frankincense is. I don't know what mer or frankincense is. So, frankincense is harvested.

by tapping these special trees and then the resin comes out and it makes like little like Oh so if it's like big Like this is what Franken Sense looks like Big like pebbles kind of like Himalayan crystal kind of looking thing That's what Franken sense is

Oh what do you do with it? Well Kind of everything It's like people like You rub it on Other cultures use it for like Medicine like there's a medicinal use for it.

Okay. I think a lot of hippies are using it now. Maybe for like the scent. It's very aeromac. I was gonna say, does it smell like pechule? Because as soon as you said they tap a tree. Like birch, water, and maple syrup. Pachuley friends.

Frankencents is harvested through a process known as tapping. Yeah. Sap hardens into tears, like little nuggets. Yeah. Which harvesters then scrape off. But a lot of the climate change is impacting the area. We've over harvested our frankincense. Trees.

I don't, if you said it, my bad, I don't, but where does it come from? Tree. But like, no, like, where? Yeah. Did it. Oh, all right. I don't know if it like, is it like a readily available tree and we're just going buck wild? No.

Or is it just like, all right, these three trees. And you guys stop. But we're like, no, it's okay. The Senegh region of Somaliland. Oh, of course. Oh, boy. It's where you can get this. Like, it's not, there's no frankincense trees just out here.

Excuse me? Where are you saying that frankincense comes from? 200% tariff done. No, I don't want him. I don't want it. No, Frankencents. Even for a little baby, Jesus. Like, I'm reading this story from BBC.com of this whole guy whose whole life is harvesting

frankincense. And for three to six months a year, he lives in a cave and he goes down and gets the frankincense off these trees. Reverse SpongeBob. Uh-huh. And now it's just kind of like drying up. The trees have been over harvested. Uh-oh.

And we're entering our frankincense shortage. What are we? I don't know I said you're, they use it for. a lot of things, but like, really? What are we, what are they using it for? That they're like, oh, we're going through it, a rapid amount. You know what I mean? Like, they can't be wearing it as a whatever or...

Like a fragrance? You know what I mean? Like, it's, they're going through it that fast all of a sudden? Or is it just that too many people are all about it? Over-harvesting of Boswalia trees. So too many people want it. As it has become a result of economic pressure, meaning the people needed more

frankincense. And we just could keep up with the demand, but I'm with you. I don't know what people use it for. It just says traditional Chinese medicines and different things over there. Well, it's myrr. I don't even ask me what a mur is. I don't know. But I don't know.

I'm trying to see what, like, humans would use this for. Obviously, like, they're putting it in medicines. Doesn't sound like a little baby needs it. Terrible gift, Wiseman. Yeah, no. How's a baby going to do a little drops of resin? I don't. So many things in this.

article are confusing to me. Harvesters register through an app and then bring the resin to a collection center where then they are paid. Okay. So you tell me a guy that lives in a cave, but he's also got to have an app to register his frankincense?

Well, it sounds like imagine if I did the, like that's how I got weed resin and I had all that like, you know, I don't have one of those machines to do the oil thing, but I do everything myself, but now I have to go to use. Gotcha. And then you make it into the frankincense. And you probably then pay me.

Can you ask Cody A.I. What do people use frankincense for? All I see is medicine. What do people use frankincense for? I use frankincense for its calming, anti-inflammatory, and antiseptic qualities. It's used in aromatherapy, skin care, and traditional medicine. Okay. You can diffuse the oil for relaxation, apply it to the skin for healing, or take it as a supplement for things like arthritis. Okay. Okay.

Like I'm looking on Amazon I can buy oils Pure frankincense oils One of those you kind of rub Locally I can buy it at earthbound Metaphysical shop I bet some of those earthy places Would have a little

Little vial Soul expressions The vitamin shop has it Can I just eat it like ginger? I don't know Can I spray it on food? Boom Can I spray some frankincense on my hot dog?

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Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. I mean, I can promote Wegman's Lights on the Lake this week, but there's no Whiskey Wednesday, no Coco Puffs, because of the way the holiday feels of lands. But the lights on the lake would be freaking gorgeous tonight.

Is your family in town? Do they all show up? Do they want to go look at the Greenlight? Yeah, the next three days, because it's open Christmas Eve. Oh, yeah, it is. It might even be open Christmas. I think we do this every year when then we look. I'm not going to bother.

Yeah, I'm not good. I got time. Don't worry about it. Just do Christmas Eve. All right. Lights on the lake.com for tickets. and information you buy them right there on your phone, and you go enjoy the lights.

I went last week, and it was pretty. I forgot, I got a, I still have a little free ticket. Yeah. How does that work? Your free ticket? Yeah. When I just roll up on my phone and they just scan it? Is it in your email?

Yeah, they just scan your phone. Oh, okay. And then they hand you the splash cash. That's the movie, just wait until Tuesday. Mm-hmm. Although I don't know how that would work with ours. What do you mean? Oh, you could use them as bonus.

I already did. So you... So what happens? So you pull up and you've got your stuff, Splash membership. Yep. And then on the screen, it'll say, do you want to use these things? And then I said, yeah, I want to use the undercoat thing or whatever was on the screen.

And I handed it to the guy. Hell yeah. And that counted as my bonus money. Mm-hmm. No, luckily, now every time I go, I get that little bit of anxiety text, I don't know if it's going to work with our license plate. So luckily, the girl that watched us do our ridiculous videos is always there. Yeah, good.

And I watched. I'm not going to say anything out loud, but I saw a way to circumvent that problem. I'll tell you off the air. Cool. The guy showed me how to circumvent it. I don't like look up your name in the system, basically. Well, ahoy, hi, hi, happy Monday. It is.

Yeah. It is a Monday. And I'm not much of a detective. I like to watch a lot of detective shows. But if I had a body and you can't prove that I do. Oh, boy. If I had a body in a morgue, but I couldn't identify the body. I'd probably start by checking their pockets as James O'Neill's body remained unidentified for 13 months.

Oh my God. Despite having nine different forms of identification on it. That's just not good detective work. Did he not have anybody? Like looking for him? Yeah. To be just. They found the man in a wooded area.

Okay. Maybe not. He had a backpack, but discounted it. Hold on. Police found O'Neill's name in a nearby backpack, but discounted it when the listed address and companies had no record of the person named.

Oh, that's kind of weird. They did a postmodern examination. They did not reveal any other documents. documentation to assist. Eventually, they found in his clothes he had nine different forms of identification. Just probably in a little wallet, I would imagine. Yeah, just poke around a little bit. They poked and prodded.

Yeah, but not enough. They didn't dig deep. No record of the person undue delay and distress were caused to his family as the parents would, yeah, my person's missing for 13 months. I mean, was he? Did they report him missing? anything? Is it mean or is it just like, oh yeah. No, that's a... Oh, that's right.

I'm so mad at you. That's right. I forgot. That was our. You didn't even know he was missing. We know that guy. I was, uh... First of all, I shout out to Lovely Rosa, who's literally in Australia right now. Does it bother you to how, like, how physically far away she is? Like, if you think about it? I don't like it.

It's like the other side of the planet. Yeah. And then she showed her flight over the ocean and it was 15 hours over the ocean. Never am I doing that. What do you do? I don't know. Like, you can only sleep so much. Right?

Like, what do you? You can only be so drunk for so long. Right, you're just sitting there? I don't know. We'll need to get her on after this trip because I've been following her. She's been doing all the Australian things of their family. Yeah, I'm on. But that flight really bothers me.

Really bothers me. Bothers me. I'm reading this. She flew like 15 times. People are really upset. I gather that. I don't know what it is about airports that brings out the worst in humans. Yeah.

Airport. But it does. And there's a new, I guess I'd say a problem, because it is a problem that TSA has banned, as called Jetway Jesus, meaning people have figured out in a scumbag way that they can get to the front of the boarding line if they're in a wheelchair. So people are just demanding wheelchairs now all the time. Lame. And the reason it's called Jetway Jesus is because the rules at the airport are that if you're in a wheelchair,

you're going to receive assistance all the way to your seat. So people will get onto the jetway and realize they're in a long line of wheelchairs because everyone's got to get their assistance and then go, oh, I can walk, never mind. And they get up and walk to their seat. All of a sudden, I feel okay. Oh, that's, no, I'd be like, nope, sorry. You have to sit down. Travelers with actual disabilities are complaining.

They're like, it's taking me longer to get in my seat because. Dushbags. All these Jetway Jesus likes. All the, there's a bunch of comments. A health care worker from Tampa said on her October flight, about 15 passengers boarded with wheelchairs, but only five of them actually needed the wheelchairs. The rest just walked.

I said, that's some good healing right there. Look at you. Yeah, wow. You did it. It's just... Science should should look at you and cut you open, maybe do a little research on you.

Jetway Jesus, the term used to describe wheelchair frauds who have to be wheeled to the aircraft but then stand up and run towards baggage claim when the aircraft lands. Spot holes. Where was our youngest asking about this? Did I talk about this on the air?

Our youngest was like, maybe when we were traveling, he was just like, well, why don't I just use a wheelchair? And we're like, because you don't need a wheelchair. He goes, but then I could just sit down a wheel around. I go, yeah. Yeah. But they're for people who need the wheelchairs, Bod.

Yeah. No, I always feel bad about that. Like, I don't even have a handicap sticker from my car, even though, like, I actually legitimately could use one with my leg. Right. But, because it's just, it's stuff like that. I see so often that it's just because they're lazy. They're lazy.

And you're unabashedly lazy. And it's not one of those where it's like, oh, don't judge a book bite's covered. No, you're not. You are a little, but you know what I mean? Like, it's like, come on, man. Really? You need to be right there in a handicapped spot or you need to be whipping around the four of you and the motorized carts.

When we went to Disney last spring, my kid was legit in a wheelchair. We joke that we can't travel with someone. We can't travel without someone in a wheelchair ever again because I bet you got a lot of VIP treatment. But they're not the scumbags who are faking the wheelchair. No, your kid actually needed it. I'm just, you know, the things you've seen out in the wild. But the article I'm reading here on the travel is it's literally lazy people who just want to be pushed around. Yeah.

So they're like, push me at MetLife Stadium. Oh, I was right there. I didn't even. Push me in my seat, Cody. Shame on me for having that joke right in front of me. You know, there I was. I was in a wheelchair. But that, see, but then, but then in situations where it is needed, it's impossible to get the help you need.

Yeah, that's true. It took a while. You had to go through a pretty ridiculous situation, not saying that you weren't, like, you were actually legitimately hurt. Right. Imagine like a paralyzed person in a wheelchair. Where were they supposed to go at MetLife if they were in a lot? I don't know. Like, when we were talking to that cop, like, if you know, if you don't know, if you don't

of those story, I had my ankle. I'm an ankle sprained survivors. Thank you for recognizing that. And when we went to MetLife, I thought I parked in a great spot because it looked like it was so close to the entrance. Jokes on me had to go over two pedestrian bridges and I only had crutches and I almost died.

We come out of the show and I'm on like, I didn't have the wheelchair that. No, no, just crutches at that point. And we're like, how do we get, oh, can we just cross this road? And the guy's like, no, you can't cross this road? No. I'm like, what would you tell an action? disabled person right now. Oh, well.

To get effed? Good luck. Like, that's what they were saying to us. And that is what they said. They're like, yeah, we wouldn't. We'd say yes. Oh, good luck. Good luck.

We can't. Like, it was wild how little they cared about it. And I'm not saying I was disabled. But if I were, it was in that situation. Well, there were other people around. They were like, what do we do? Yeah, like, people in wheelchairs, like, sorry. Can't cross the road.

If you just let me cross the road, I'd be in my car. But no, you can't. Yes, if you had the handicapped. placard have been different if you could have had better parking. But if you're not, you're not really paying attention and not really thinking about it. You're like, oh, that's, that lot's close enough. We'll be just fine. But I can also recognize probably the reason they weren't letting me cross the scumbags like

this who are like, I need to cross the road. I'm in my wheelchair and they don't really need it, you know? Oh, you see it all over the place. Ruining everything for everybody. Cheeks. Happy Christmas Eve, Eve. How come? I'm in the, I'm knee-deep in family Christmas parties right now, but had my,

My mom's party yesterday. Got some good food there. Nice, nice. My in-laws party today. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the, what the, what the, what? I was like, well, do we eat, no. I like to hear, I like to hear those things.

Yesterday's food was dope. So my mom does a Christmas ham. I don't like ham, but other people do. All right. Little pineapple's on her? I don't know. I didn't even go near the ham. I don't associate with ham.

Well, I figured you'd like a meat pineapple. No? I don't even go near there because I have a better option that I want to. anyways. So they can all have their ham. Yeah. There's a Christmas ziti. Got to have a little ziti out there, a little cheesy ziti. All right. And then she'll do a big old pot of meatballs and sausage.

And that's where your boy hangs. Okay? Yeah, I would do the respectful, a little bit of ziti. I do a scoop, just a little respectful. Because I don't want to seem, I wouldn't want to seem rude. And Josh could do a giant plate of meatballs and sausage. That's what I would do. Yeah, that's, my main focus is meatballs and sauces.

yesterday. Nice. With a little respectful, a dollop of Ziti. Yep. Yep. Kings Hawaiian roll, and then your boy gotta have some chalky pie at the end of that. Come on, man. It's pretty banging. And you got one today, bro? Yeah, and then I got my in-laws family Christmas today. It's the juxtaposition between the two, my friend.

My mother-in-law, if this could be a week-long festival, she would make it that. I like that. Hell yeah. She wants the most family time ever. It started yesterday. We were already over there last night. You betcha. It's like, it's all carmel's time.

It'll spill into today. Yep. Whereas my mother, she could have wrapped it up in 45 minutes. Literally, it starts at two yesterday, okay? Mm-hmm. Two o'clock. Yep. We walk in the door.

All right, guys, make a plate. I don't even have, I don't even have, was in charge of the veggie tray and the rye dip. And when I say me, my wife did all. I'm in complete. I'm a complete way. Here, Josh. Yeah, I'm a waste of human being. So I hadn't even put out the veggie tray and the rye dip yet. There was no apps yet, but it was too late. She's like, you were five minutes too late.

So we're making a, I'm like, okay, all right, we'll make a plate. Somebody want this? So now by 2.15, I'm sitting down at the table. I'm eating meatballs and my sausage and 230. She's like, are we going to do gifts? My brother and I are like, relax. Tam. No joke by 245, we were doing gifts. I think it's she just like, she gets excited and just wants to do everything. And we're just like, pump the brakes, Tam.

No, it's right. It's Christmas. It's 245 when we have eaten. Yep. We are seated in the living room. The two young boys are eating or making, or opening their Christmas gifts. They're bringing the desserts in. I'm like, it's too.

We've been here 45 minutes. And now it's three and get out. Now it's three. Let's take. Anybody want pie? Good, good. Go ahead. Good.

Let's do some games. Bye. Okay, we'll see everyone later. Like, we had to draw it out to be there till four. Like, four o'clock was an effort to be there to four o'clock. Because for you're just sitting there just. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Well. Whereas my mother-in-law, she would do a whole breakfast today if she could. She would do a lunch. there would be a dinner, there would be multiple events throughout the day, it would then carry into an over and slumber party where we all spend the night. Yep. Mm-hmm.

No, I like that. I like the drawn-out stuff, but I also get the, if you're going to be doing a bunch, you probably got, what, three or four different Christmases to do? Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, if you add them all up, it's like 10 hours of Christmas. We were in and out of there. We knocked Christmas out. We got it done.

This one. Today, today will be a longer day. Today I'll go to leave at seven to go to bed for work, and that will upset my mother-in-law that, oh, we've only been here nine hours. We barely got started. Yep. Well, it's Monday. You got to work.

So we're talking our Christmas meals as you're doing a roast. Roast in a Likazangi? I don't know what we're eating today. Another random things. We did sausage and meatballs yesterday. I don't know what today is. You got a roast on the. I kind of want sausage.

Oh, yeah. is dope. Showgirl Katie in chat says, our family's traditional Christmas meal is ham and turkey sandwiches with potato salad. Yeah, I respectfully just eat the turkey sandwich kind of like that. They don't make me eat the potato salad

and ham sandwiches when I go. And like her sister says it's the literal worst. So the two children don't have any say in changing the menu? Like if neither of you like it, you can't be like, no, we don't want this. No, once you go back for that, for holidays, they're just, they're the kids.

What do they think? They can't? They're the kids. The parents are the, you know what I mean? They are former. Them? They're former babies. You want to change up all the.

You think the two former babies can just walk in there. They just change up the traditions? Oh, she's bringing meatballs. Very good. L.A. Rich is doing tomahawk steaks, bro. Fancy. Very nice. I could eat some steak.

But why, I'm trying to figure out why sandwiches. You're doing ham and turkey? Sandwiches? Who knows? I was assigned hot. Dogs and crescent rolls, Katie says. A little pig and a blanket. I'll eat one of those.

I love a little. I love the one because I see them and I go, oh, that smells good. And I like crescent rolls. And then I eat it. Oh, it's hot dogs, though. You don't like that silly. Blue-eyed chick is doing the Italian Christmas. Chicken cutlet, homemade sausage.

Okay. Pasta meatballs. No, she's not doing the Italian fish thing. Yeah, I thought you were doing the... My Italian family never did the fish thing. No. But Polly's Italian family did the fish thing. I ain't doing that.

Many, many Italian families around here to the stupid fish. What is it? It's like they're doing like seven worst fish as you can get. Yeah, they're doing the fish thing. You walk into a guy and you go, hey, let me get seven of your worst seafoods. They go, all right, here you go. I'm walking out if you're doing seven fishers. No, thank you.

Kelly says, my family is Polish and we celebrate Valia. Okay. And it's basically similar to the Italian seven fishes. We just do crab stuff, salmon, Haddock, fried clam strips, and parogies. I love parogies. Not for me, but that sounds at least a little better. Summer's doing some porterhouse steaks for Christmas.

Well, look at you. Look at you guys. Having a good Christmas meal. All right. Christmas Eve, I have 10,000 cookies and stuff. Well, I know where my day, I know where my weekends up. By the end of this week, my diet will consist of cold pigs in a blanket,

cookies. Yeah. random sodas probably one time of year I'm drinking sodas on the holidays yeah mine's Christmas cookies already it's just gonna be Christmas cookies it started it it uh festival it bigalicious oh wow when uh Jackie and her mom brought us cookies gave me cookies and then other people gave me cookies and you brought me some cutouts uh-huh and then it just has carried over that's it your diet is primarily I can already feel that I've gained weight in my fat little face but I'd care it's too.

It's too late. I ate Fuzz's whole bag of those Take 5 like cookie pretzel things that she gave us. It's just, I don't care. They're too good. That's my weakness. It's baked goods. And tis the season.

I like them all. Does your mom do Christmas cookies? Yep. And I've had some over there. And I've had tons of those. I made an extra bag of them for myself to go with the thing of them that she gave me. She gave me my own. And you needed a second bag.

And I told, let me just make a little extra bag. a bag of them real quick. Yeah, Andrew's diet. So many. Andy says her diet's 50% cookies right now. Mine, that's the thing about my brain is I know it's not healthy, but I feel like a cookie is a breakfast food. So I'll be like, well, this is a breakfast item.

This. Yep. Well, delicious sugar cookie. We get so many of them here. We had people from Utica here and our sales girl Rachel was here. And people put all the cookies there. And I walked up and I grabbed one. And then I came back a minute later and grabbed.

one more and she went, oh my goodness. She goes, how many are you going to have it? I went, start a count. It's going to be the over under at five. And I say over. Yeah. I had five. Because that's where Cody gets in trouble is if you put cookies on this table.

I'm coming back. He doesn't sit still in the office. He just paces all day. So he's going to walk by that table 30 to 40 times. And every time he walks by, he's getting a new cookie. Yep. Every single time. Blue-eyed.

I consider cookies a breakfast food, specifically the ones I had yesterday that I don't even know where they came from, but they were part of the cookie day we did. They're like a sugar cookie But then had like a raspberry jelly Dumbrent? Maybe must be Dump prints Must be

Dump prints And I go, this has a fruit in it This is amazing eating fruit Yep, I love those I'm having a fruit I'm having a bowl of fruit The ones here from They were from

The propane place Country Country Poffing Yes they had a The variety was unreal They had like homemade Fag Newton's Oh no

I took a couple of them Handbone's right If a donut is breakfast food, then so is a cookie. Boom. Basically the exact same thing. But honestly, that's legitimate. If you think about it, what's different? They're both baked goods.

Yeah, what's different? Joe says every other plate, every day another plate of Italian cookie shows up at my work. Oh, I bet. Yeah, this is the week. This is the week. Every customer brings the mechanics. Especially this week, though, where Christmas falls on a random-ass Thursday. Because now everyone is having their parties already.

Yep. And somebody's being like, well, here, bring some of these to work. I don't want all these in the house. Bring these to work. I go okay. And then everybody at work benefits. Okay. Okay, don't mind them to do.

Okay. Lights on the lake tonight and every night to the holiday season. And my guess is this week going to be busy over there at Lights in the Lake. Yeah. Get your tickets now. Lights on the Lake. com. You get them right to your phone.

You pull up. They scan your phone. They hand you some splash cash. If it's a Tuesday, you get a little taco gift certificate. And you enjoy those beautiful lights. Takes a while to go through them, too. It's not a quick show. No, again, yeah.

You're there for a while. Don't rush people. All right. You're going to enjoy those lights. Keep telling you, don't rush people because people are there to enjoy it. Well, a couple of douchebags getting knocked out this weekend. It's really a Christmas gift that I've enjoyed. 40-year-old loser Andrew Tate got knocked out.

Yeah. Which is just joyous. He sucks so much. He sucks so much. Such a loser. And then of course, Jake Paul got knocked out by Anthony Joshua. Who I hate less, but still. I hate Jake Paul less than Andrew Tate, yeah, but he's still a douche.

As a big boxing fan my whole life, watching him kind of. Ruin the sport? Not ruin the sport because I think he's been awesome for the sport with putting eyes on different people and everything. He hasn't really helped grow it because all his fights are the way they've been. They've been, yeah, where it's like you can kind of tell whether or not. I'm going to beat Mike Tyson. Whether or not it's staged, it's the fact that that Tyson fight looked extremely fixed. I mean, boxing already has trouble with fights being like that anyway.

So, you know, to have it be like that doesn't help. But this one was different. Did you watch any of this live, or did you forget it was on? No, I forgot it was on. And then I saw one of those like online like, you know, they're going to. start doing the walk-ups or I saw that, you know, because wrestling, Jake's wearing a Hulkomania outfit out to the ring. So that's when I started getting alerts.

I was like, oh, okay, let me flip over. I forgot all about this. Yeah. So I knew it was on. So I kind of went back and forth because I was like, I don't think he's going to knock him out early. So I had a chance to wait for them to do their whole. That was the one suspicious part is that he lasted to the six.

round. Do you think that AJ was kind of was paid to laugh? I don't want to say that. No, yeah. I think it was his deal in the contract. Same as Tyson. You can't go at least five or something. You can't knock and you can't full force hit me in the face or whatever Tyson's deal was. This one was

you cannot do anything till the fifth round. And then after that it was you, I don't know what they had, but I think you could tell after that about the fifth round you could start to see Joshua getting a little like... Yeah, he was done.

All right, man, you keep diving at my friggin' knees. 60 million people tuned in. Well, 60 million households. I don't know how many people were in each house. Watching the fight, uh, ending with a broken jaw for Jake Paul.

Here's the final. If you want to jump in Twitch and see it. Oh my God. It is a punch. He flicks his tongue at him like a little jerk. A little reaction there out of Jake Paul, but he gets caught with his hands down. and his chin served on the bladder for that right hand right there. And look at Jake Paul's face.

He knew it right away. He said, woo! I know that's Rick Flair and he came out. Yeah, no. Not to Rick Flair. He came out of Kogan, but he's up on his feet. What a punch. And no, he didn't say,

whoo! Like, oh, buddy. No, he got his ass Joe. Yeah, dude. And you could see it. Anthony Joshua didn't even look tired. He was just like, all right, now I can hit you. Yes, he did, he was annoying.

You could tell Jake Paul was being a jerk, because every time I watched it, and this is where you can tell where he's not as polished as he needs to be to be fighting guys that are going to be the world heavyweight champion. Right, right, right. He kept dropping his hands, and even someone that doesn't box knows, you can't drop your hands in front of these guys. They're going to clobber you, and you could tell that he couldn't. Summiner in chat says,

AJ couldn't hit him because Jake was on his bike trying to survive and not get wrecked. Jake got tired from hugging and running and Joshua just took the shot. He just ran around and kept trying to, it would not take him down because you can't obviously do takedowns. But he kept trying to do like double leg takedowns on him. Yeah. What are you doing? And then finally he did the tongue flick, dropped his hands that one more time. And he was like, ah, times it.

All right. All right. We went six. Boom. Friday at Festivus, you showed me the weighing photos, and I go, these are not the same size guys. No, that's all I needed to see. AJ is huge and he's cut and he's clearly going to knock him out.

You're a big dude, man. Wow. Mama Max says AJ was out of the nightclub after and only had a couple abrasions on his knuckles. Yeah, because that wasn't a fight in him. He was sweaty, but he was like, all right, so in a couple months I'm going to actually fight for a world title. So you think this guy's going to be a champion, a world heavy? champion? Yeah, Tyson Fury is unreal. Yeah. I don't know

how he continues to do it, but this guy after watching him, he's just so big. Yeah, and I'm like, like you said, as much as Jake Paul sucks, he's put eyes on different fighters. I wouldn't have ever been aware of this guy until now, and I'm rooting for him. It seems good. This is one that I was like, this

isn't going to happen when they were talking about this, because, again, this is a real guy. Yeah, yeah. Tyson and his other guys weren't. He's in his 60s, though. I mean, you fought a 60-something-year-old Mike Tyson. Yeah, they were, they're in different levels. So I'm curious to see what Jake Paul does now. I think he should probably start going, go back to just, like, doing your boxing and kind of like working your way up.

Yeah. Not every fight has to be a, you know, $120 million purse. But I mean, why would you not keep doing this if in three or four fights the dude's probably made billion dollars? I don't know. Right. At least $300 million. At least $300 million off of a couple boxing fight. that he's had most of the control over.

Yeah. No, it works out, man. AJ was the champ before this. All right, cool. So that's going to be cool to see what he does, what Joshua does. Shout out. To the poor people, they're going to be stuck repairing this stupid water line on Christmas week. Yeah.

Bro. I had a feeling that that's a lot worse than their lead non or that they want a lot of us know yet. I guess Onondaga County Water Authority has a minimum. major break in a transmission main, then they're encouraging people to conserve water. What does that do? Why am I conserving water?

Because there's a limited amount. There's not, once the reservoirs run out. Okay. So they're saying the main that's bringing it to the reservoir. That's what it sounds like, or whatever's bringing it to the house or whatever, you know, like, that's all we got. And then after that, if they can't fix it,

hope you filled up your bathroom. Director Jeffrey Brown said it could take a couple of weeks to repair a 42 inch diameter pipe that broke this weekend. Yeah. Near Northern Boulevard and East Taft Road. Yeah. Was there a big, like, water, like, feature happening when that broke? They're doing a bunch of work in all those areas. Who knows what they hit when they're doing all that construction?

It said because of the, like, I guess, like soil shifted or something. That's what I mean. They're doing all that construction and putting roads and new spots and piles of, dirt where there's not usually dirt or removing dirt from places that used to have the dirt, and now there's getting all sloppy dirt. It is a 100-foot rupture in the pipe. Oh, my God. He said our hope is with additional information we gather these next few days,

we can shorten the time frame. They're trying to expedite the repair. Well, if any ladies need to use my shower. Oh, look at you. Are you not in that? You're not part of this? No, no, no. I'm looking at the map.

No, no, no. You said Mama Mac is, though? Yep. My sister is. Yeah, yep, and that little, depending on where in that part. It was a big announcement yesterday at Christmas. My stepfather's like, Jen, you're going to have to conserve water because the main broke. And I saw it.

They put it on, I think, like Syracuse.com, like a day or so ago. But I saw it Thursday or Friday. See why Central had it on their site. Because it was only just like on the East Syracuse, you know, like situations thing. And I was like, this should pretty. probably be a bigger alert. Like, I feel like this should be one of those phone alerts they send to people.

Like, hey, just a heads up, man. Please be careful. Because that was part of the argument, is that he's going, my stepfather was telling my sister, you got to conserve water. My sister's like, what are you talking about? And he goes, well, that's why you got to watch the news, Jen. And I go, well, maybe, not many people watch

broadcast news anymore. Sorry to tell you. That's got to be like a text alert. or put something in the mailbox. Maybe today they will let her know. But yeah, just luckily, that's got the snow, so maybe if anything happens, you can go out and scoop it and boil that. Seriously, if that, you know what I mean?

That's what I said. I said if this was at my, if this was at my house growing up, and my stepfather was told to conserve water, we'd be screwed. We wouldn't be flushing until, we'd be pooping in the yard. Yep. You would not shower. Forget that.

Oh, God, no, no. God, you're already clean. What's the big deal? We gotta wait until you're undergrondo smell. Get out of here. The damage pipe carries Lake Ontario water from a pump station in clay. Oh, is that that one across from the old mall? I'm never sure.

My pump station used to be around clay, too. It was on the Nogged Hill. No, my pump station was in Pennville near Clay. The break led to the Water Authority issuing the conservation alert we're talking about. A series of reservoirs filled by the damaged pipe are typically kept full and can hold 50 million gallons of water. they're only 25% full as of Sunday evening. Oh, boy. And the water level was continuing to slowly decline.

Uh-oh. Yeah, see, that's... So it's what you said. The reservoirs are good, and when it's gone, it's gone. That's not good at all. But it's like what you've always talked about. Our infrastructure is not... It's getting old.

It's not good, man. They only planned it to what last... To, like, 50 years ago. Now we're like 50 years into overtime on everything. We're 75 years in now. This was all big... push in the 1950s where we were like, you know, building bridges and updating our roads and all this stuff.

And they were, the government was funding all these things. All these boomers coming back wanting things to be built. No. And they have a lifespan of 50 years, which expired 25 years ago. Well, all this going on, the negativity surrounding all this and the roadwork underneath all of our streets is this weird pink slime that nobody knows what it is, but it thrives off of our negativity. It does.

It was crazy. I fell into it with a couple of my friends and we were arguing about it. and it seemed like it was growing. It was insane. Our other friend was in, like, court, and we had to rush in to tell him. Judge did not like that. Nobody got arrested.

Shut this down. Shut all this down. That's what the guy said. Yeah. That was crazy. Yeah. I said, if you shut this down, there's no telling them what's going to happen with this.

And I'm telling you, all hell broke loose. If we have a fire and things are knocked down, he may consider alternate water sources, they're saying. Because you're wondering, like, if there's no fire hydrants. How, like, how? How do you just be like, ow, get it from somewhere else? Can you?

I mean, this might sound a Swiga County of me, but I know like our trucks, they fill them up in the ponds. But for like the wells, right? But I guess once the trucks are empty, yeah. Like where do they fill up a reservoir? Do they just keep doing that?

Like, all right, we're going to rip up to Lake Ontario for, you know what I mean? Like, we're going to do the bucket theory, but with trucks. A pump truck can only hold so much water. That's what I mean. We're just going to start. Fire hydrants.

Start looping back and forth. Like, all right, start driving. All right, if anybody knows. Everybody's got to blow on it. Yep. The fire happens. We all got to get gather on and blow on it, blow it out. Just dump, just take snow.

Just huck snow at your house. If it catches on fire, you know, and like you got to drain your pool. We're just going to run a big hose from Lake Ontario. Yes. All the way down 481. Yep. Guys, if you see it, don't drive on it. There's some poor DPW guy up.

at Lake Ontario right now with the hose on the other end, trying to just suction it. Just trying to get the siphon going. Anything? Because really, I mean, this is a joke, but couldn't we just run a hose from Lake Ontario to that pumping station on 481? I think that's what we do.

I think, but it's underground. And I think that's broken. We got to do another one. We broke it. Just do this one on top. Like that weird draining thing that was from Onondaga Lake that they used for forever. to like whatever they did that said it definitely is going to fix that late.

We just got to run that from Oswego down 41. It's all on 41 because then it comes up to clay. I know right where that pumping station is done. There, I solved your problem, guys. I don't really see what the issue is. Expect a bonus. Expect some kind of check in the mail for that. You're welcome.

Five-figure dead punch. Ah, good morning. This is gay rock. Happy Christmas Eve. This topic This topic is I'm not going to say it's the oldest man topic I've ever brought up Oh boy

But it's an old man conversation But it's what I feel like I want to have Sometimes you've got to have these because these kids don't understand Because maybe you haven't bought a gift For the man, the husband in your life, the dad in your life No, not yet And I'm going to tell you the best ranking walking shoes All right now this is why

Oh, that's because that's what dads like to do. Here's what I've noticed in my last several months of life. I've worn vans, and I still wear vans in the studio. Yeah. My little slip-on vans. Yeah. But as, again, as an ankle strain sprain survivor. Yeah.

Dual ankle sprains. Yeah. I realized I had to wear better shoes around. Yeah. Because these vans aren't keeping my 44-year-old ass up. As a guy that just this summer started wearing those types of. shoes. I don't know how the hell you all don't have snapped

ankles. Yeah, well, that's clearly I'm... They are the least supportive. Shoes in existence. Right. Cousin Jay, I'm sorry. I love you, buddy. Cousin Jay in chat says, I haven't bought my parents anything this year. Thanks for reminding me. I didn't buy my dad anything either. Cousin Jay, I have a cop. Don't go to work because I have

to share something with you and chat between commercials. I had the funniest cousin Jay conversation this weekend. Oh boy. It was a whole thing. I'll get into it off here. But So these last few months I've started wearing my I have a pair of Hoka sneakers that I wear Yeah

And I will tell you The most Common question I get from show bros That was comfortable Was very good? That's what I asked you They're like the first day you wore them Clearly guys our age

Are curious about their walking shoes Because you see them I know that they're like They're like a Kmart shoes They were like a $120 bucks But they're also they're not the coolest looking shoe either.

Our 80 year old boss wears them. He's got them, yeah. You know what I mean? So they are more like I seem like an old man's shoe. And they are probably an old man shoe. But I've only ever heard that they are the most comfortable things ever. Joe, uh, uh, Tam, Tam growing up,

I don't know why this was so important to her. We were, we were very, very poor for a long time. No, if you're going to say what I think you're going to say, Our parents were very big into this in the 90s. But she always said, you have to get a good pair of shoes. Our parents were real big into good support. Even if we didn't have money for anything else. You got to have a good pair of shoes.

Now, they had to last you the whole year. You were only getting one pair. Yes. But she was always like, you got to get a good pair of shoes. You got to have a good pair of shoes. Yep. So I've been wearing these hokas, and every guy I meet at these, every K-Rock thing we do, what are those, the hokas?

Those comfortable? So let me break down. the top ranked men's sneakers, if you're looking to get something for the dad in your life, the husband in your life, because the best walking shoe, and not like I'm out there being athletic, I'm just kind of walking around.

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. We do a lot of stuff where you're on your feet a lot. You're standing for hours on end. Best walking shoe for men, and this is according to the New York Post, and they did a bunch of surveys to people, seeing how they're selling and all that. The Skechers slip-ons go,

walk anywhere. Those ones that like Tony Romo wears. Yeah, he just slides them on. There's no, I'm going to mess with anything. Those look comfortable because you can tell they can't hide the fact that there's, you know, four inches of padding in it. Yeah, there's a lot. That's the trend you're going to see with these. There's nothing cool looking about

these sneakers. But your feet and your back and your legs are going to thank you. Yep. Best overall are those on cloud fives. It's the on cloud you're probably used to seeing. It looks like it says DQ, but it says that's That stands for OnCloud.

They have more colors available. And Katie and Chad is a good point. Go somewhere that will actually measure your foot well. Yeah. I mean, I was measuring feet at Sears like I knew what I was talking about. I don't know. I don't know. No, I've seen these.

Those are the weird ones. But the weird are the bottoms, the more comfortable they are. She said that she's been wearing... Nice. She's been wearing an eight and a half forever. I'm supposed to be wearing a nine, nine and a half. So good. Get yourself measured.

Get yourself measured. That's where you're supposed to be taking those things out. So you got them dogs out there. Get them dogs out. You got them dogs out there. Then you're good. They're measuring them. The New Balance 993s are best casual.

Like those are a little more fashionable. I used to wear some New Balance. Although I can't. What? You can't wear the new balance? They look too dorky? Well, yeah. Like, it's, I get the trend and all that.

But the new balance is the big dad shoe that I don't like crox and I don't like the big dad shoe new balances. I'm not doing Crocs, but I'm doing, I do na, I F with new balance. I just can't. I can't. not the white ones oh Jesus Not the white like

No The ones that we wear As a joke at the national Yes those are the ones I'm talking about Because the other ones There's a couple varieties That are okay

But no The thing now Like you said The kids were doing It's the straight dad Shoe You want the most dad New balance that you can get

And that's the trend Those I can't I also think And any other fellow Parents of teens Can you verify this? I think UGButs are I liked them.

I think boys are wearing like Ugg boots. Good. Get on that trend. I've always worn big, floofy socks and those type of boots. They're comfortable as how. Yeah, and especially around here when like kids are wearing slides, like Nike slides. Right? Why would you not want your feet to be as comfortable as possible? Skechers is also really good for the like orthopedics.

Yeah, I'm just standing about. Arch support. So if you have, do what? Arch support. I could use a little of that, but I'm pretty good. I think I'm good. Not with these vans. No, no, no.

But those hokas, those hokas are back. The flat shoes have zero. Yeah, there's zero art support. It took me a long time to learn this. Two sprained ankles and a messed up summer. The Columbia boots that I have are crazy with that. Yeah. The art support.

You're like, oh, okay, I'm standing up on my heels. So there's some reviews for you. Like I said, that was the oldest man conversation we're going to have. No hoka? I said Hoka. There's one Hoka. Sorry. The best.

Okay, okay. I was going to say, why? The best shoe with our support is the Hoka. Oh, Hoka Clifton 9. Not the one I have. Not the Clifton 8. Get them out of here. Get them out of here.

What's the... Also, Keen makes good walking shoes. I love Keene. I have keen boots that I wear. Oh, really? Let me see. What's the worst walking shoe? Probably Vance.

Or a flip-flop. Yeah. That's, yeah. So dumb. All right. Yep. Any other chat coming in? All right.

You guys enjoy those. Enjoy, enjoy your good. No, Brooks didn't make the list. I know a lot of guys wear those Brooks shoes. I don't mess with those. I, in the winter time, like to go old school and do the Wonder Bread variety for my boots. You put the bread bag and then you move here?

The Wonderbread, yep. That's the brand I like to wear. So there you go. There's your art support. Stirty footwear section of this hip, cool, rock radio morning show. Those are nice boots. I don't know. I'll see what mine are.

These are comfortable. No. What's that say? High tech? High tech. Those are comfortable. Yeah. Yeah.

These are comfortable. The Timberlands that I have are very comfortable. Those Columbia ones, man. Get yourself a nice pair of shoes. I can see why those are expensive. And I'm not spatching the way says crocs. No. Here's the thing about crocs.

Can't. I'm not going to rock any crocs. No. But everybody who works in kitchen seems to wear them, so they must be comfortable. I think probably that. They don't slip. And you can put them in sport mode. Let.

And this is K. Rock Wegman's lights on the lake tonight and every night. Speaking of getting lit. Through the, oh, lit it right up. Through the holiday season. That's perfect time for it. It's going to be a beautiful night for it. Get over there and enjoy the lights. You just got to buy the tickets ahead of time.

Lights on the lake. Go potty before you leave. Yeah. You don't want to be in the, in the, although there is Porta Johns at the end. I know, because that's where those people disappeared to, I assume. Remember my biggest mystery. What happened? Where the people in front of us got the, a dad and a little girl got out when we were still in line.

We hadn't gotten to even the start yet. And they went scampering off to the porta-potties. And then we never saw them again. Some people say they're still there. They may never know. I don't know if they were just like, yeah, we're going to hang out with you for 45 minutes. And then we're going to get out and go to the bathroom and then leave in our own car somewhere. It was so confusing.

I don't know if they got some car, 20 cars behind us or what? It was just a very confusing situation. And it was all like his fucking child. If you see a father and child wandering around lost, let them know. This was years ago now. All right. So, a new survey of 2,000 U.S. adults. And I'm shocked to be in the minority here, folks, say that 50% of adults carry a backup pair of underwear at all times.

Oh, my. You think the two of us would have backups. Do you have a backup? No. I don't either, and I really should. Yeah, you might more than any. But no, I've never. There's no one who plays with, who,

I've never rides the edge like I do. Right, you've never, especially almost doing your cheeks there. No, I've never pooed myself. So, I mean, or peed myself. I've tried to pee myself and I can't. Oh. So I've never, no, I've never needed to. I did a thing the other day where I thought I was done going.

number one and then I put everything away and I was not. Isn't that the worst? That's another old man topic. That's how, you know, all the time where I'm like, really? Yeah, like a lot happens. You just left the bathroom and all of a sudden you're like, I got to pee so bad. Where were you a second ago? No, not that.

I'm saying I put it all away and like a gush happens. Oh, and you're, oh, geez. Oh, boy. You don't have that happen? No, no, I will have it be, I'll put everything away and then it'll be like, oh, you've got to pee. I'm like, no, what were we just doing? No, I don't have that problem.

I have, I did not shake or finish enough and then. See, sometimes that happens as a fella. You don't, that's why I violently shake it like it stole money from me. Because there's like there's water still in the hose. And the hose is so long that it's holding so much liquid. And then when you put it in, the hose tilts back down. Yeah. Yeah, that's why.

I get it. The hose is so long. Katie says, wow, that many people do. My husband has an overnight bag and his wife. work truck in case he gets stuck overnight, but not in his car or anything. That's why I don't, 50% seems like a lot of people who carry around other extra underpants. I, until, you know, I remember to take him out in the summer, I have a bathing suit in my car at all times in case like a water slide happens or something immediately, but there's always a bathing

suit in my car. I liked it in Cody's life. There's a higher chance of a water slide happening than him crapping himself. Yeah. Which is pretty good for you. Yeah. A little water thing. or a little pond will pop up or something.

I used to have a change of clothes in the back of my car, and then over time it just diminished, because I'd be like, oh, I'll use that shirt, or I'll use those socks or those underpants. But not anymore. I got to get back on. I am still not as bad, but I used to have anything you would ever need in my car, but then it got stoned and lit on fire,

and so then it was like, oh, maybe I shouldn't keep everything. Everything you love in the vehicle. But I need them. Those are all my things I need my things. Donkey asking, is this a lot of things? an age thing. I've never had to worry about urination until after I hit 40. It is.

It's an after 40 thing. This hour we've talked about comfortable walking shoes and incontinence. My tools. I did my tools. Niki says I have a change of clothes that includes underwear. You never know you're going to be stuck somewhere overnight. I hope I'm not stuck somewhere

overnight. That's true. Yeah, same. If that's the case, it's either something crazy happened. So it's not going to be a problem if I don't have a change of clothes. Right. Or something fun. Ooh, something fun after me.

Yeah. We'll figure it out. Ooh, have you whisked me away to an overnight? Oh, wow. The lovely last takes you away for the evening. In which case, I'll just wash my underpants in the sink and let them dry. Or you can come in here wearing the same clothes as the day before and that's going to be 50 minutes of content. Unless you're a lady who thinks that he's just trying to date you for the radio.

That is not a thing we're doing. You never know. Seems like every lady he meets is like, is this a bit for the radio? It's not a bit. Are you going to talk about me? No. Where? Let the man find love for guys.

You're going to talk about me, aren't you? No, we're not. Yes? It can be completely quiet. Am I? It can be top secret. Oh, sneaky peats. Nice.

See, Chucky Love says, never trust a fart. Extra boxers are a must. You never know. Well, see, that's the thing, is that I have gotten to the point where I can tell whether or not I have to poop. Oh, well, yes. So if I fart, if I fart bruise, I won't just be like, eh, p, uh-oh. That is a good skill you've had.

Where I can like, clearly Chuckie Love and I have not figured out that skill of, uh-oh. Shouldn't trust that. Maybe if you have to poop and it feels like you have to poop, you don't have to. Don't think it's a fart. Let me take you behind the curtain. You don't feel like you have to poop. It just feels like a fart. That's a gambling technique.

I'm not. I go into it thinking it's going to be just all air and it is not. Poop air. It's poop air. It's the air that is surrounding your poop turned. Yeah, I'm just saying, man. It's not all of us are so in touch with our bodies that we know exactly what's coming out. Just with whether or not I have to poop.

But that's what I can't explain to you. It doesn't feel like that. It feels like, oh, this is going to be a good fart. And then it's not. It's actual feces. Yeah. I'm not as dialed in as you are. It looks like.

Got a tiling. Your poops, not poops. Yeah. Exactly, donkey. It ends up feeling like a fart that got way too hot. And then you realize, uh-oh. Oh, hot snakes. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh-oh. Oh, boy. Merry Christmas. Blackmun's lights on the lake tonight will be a beautiful night for. Some freshly fallen snow. Yes, I think so. Get over there.

Enjoy the beautiful lights. Get in the holiday spirit. What? Feel the mood, my friend. Oh, have good time. But on some holiday tunes on Santa 102. What is it, 102? No, let's mix.

Let's mix. 102, 102, 1002, 1002. Santa 102. But no, it's, also, it's good because it's two miles of, like, slow driving and light. So you do that and just knock your kids right out. Don't kids fall asleep and then go in cars or just be like, eh, going to sleep. Nah, you wish it was that easy, bud. They definitely don't.

They definitely don't. play some holiday jams, maybe a little Michael Bubbles, Mikey Bubbles there. So you give them a little drive-through action, a little McDonald's. We got a little Cheever? Caval Cheever. Peaceful. Yeah, that is true. Twitches is right.

There gets to be a point where the kids are too big to carry him to bed so you don't want them to fall asleep in the car. You're like, no, no, no, no, no. I bet you'd still try and your poor kid's like, Dad, stop. Come here, come on, come on, kill you. They're not even sleeping, Josh. It's just trying to carry him to bed. My little sleepy babies. I'm okay.

I'm walking. Are you going to ruin this song now? How would I ruin it? How would I ruin it? Oh, with white Christmas being on the dead kid? Yeah. Yep. Christmas time.

All about dead family members. And Jesus is a birthday, sorry. And baby Jesus. Lights on the lake.com for tickets and information, of course. You get that $10 in splash, cash. Okay? Mike, right, okay. Matt, well, my cash.

Right, okay. So I guess a, uh, um, up in Montreal, a bunch of Santa Claus's and elves stole groceries. They did a big grocery heist. Uh, that's, well, I guess if you can't put yourself on your own naughty list, doesn't matter, right? They, uh, claim that it was a Robin Hood situation. The group posted.

a video of the theft saying they redistributed to the food to those in need. They're robins of the alleys, they claim. Cousin Jay. Yeah, cousin Jay driving by. Still doesn't make it better, guys. You can't steal. Yes. There are people in need. You can't just steal from a grocery store because

that's been paid for. Yeah, like I get it. The grocery store. I get it. I'm right here. Thank you. But why don't you take that effort and maybe find out how you could maybe help these families through like, The food bank or something and not stealing groceries from the grocery store. Yeah.

And making the grocery store people's jobs a lot harder at Christmas time. Because now they got to restock all those shows. Well, that's like that, remember that fight that we saw on the internet, like a week or two ago, those two guys that one slammed you under the bakery goods. All I could think of was that some poor person was like, bro, that was four hours, douche. Yeah, it took me all day to set that bakery display up. No, we got to throw these all out, man. And now that guy's going to get in trouble

because when the boss goes through the thrown-out inventory, you'd be like, why was the number so high that day? They're not going to care. They're not going to care. There was a fight. Well, what happened to the food? They knocked it on the ground. And then that guy's going to get in trouble for it.

That's all I can think of. Why did Cody spent nine hours on the same display today? Well, he did it once, and then there was a fight, and he had to redo the display. And then look at all this throwing. out good. What the hell? Why the numbers like this? Look at all the auto stock items. We will roll into your 90s at 9. Oh, play little video games here on your gaming stream, 9 o'clock gaming stream,

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