The Show - EXOTIC FORCE ONES
Episode Date: January 21, 2026Anyone check on our northern friends in the Tugg Hill? One of Cody’s favorite players is getting in the Hall of Fame. A top song on the Swedish charts turns out to be completely A.I. Plus so muc...h more on a Wednesdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Morning, a hoi-hoi, happy.
Oh, a busy one.
Wednesday. Happy whiskey Wednesday, Taco Wednesday, you know.
Yeah, you're gonna have yourself a day.
Got a jam-pack day, but you know what?
All right.
At least I'm above dirt today, you know?
What day?
Damn, right.
Look at the positive side, right?
Oh, poor baby's got to go to Taco Bell men drink whiskey.
Hell yeah.
It's just a long day, but it's going to be fun.
Yes, Cody and I will be at the brand new Taco Bell canteena in Manly.
from four to six today.
Well,
get your dinner with us.
I was asking Gomez how his experience was.
He says it's like you said,
those cool beer cups that you sat down
and they fill from the bottom.
And then it's all the mixed drinks
that we can be serving.
And of course, they are raising money
for the Galesano Children's Hospital.
Oh, really?
Yep, a little donation box there.
Okay.
Okay.
So come on out, grab some dinner with us tonight,
make a little donation, get a drink.
Eat a taxi.
Eat a taco work 10.
Eat a taco.
And then I'll be back home by 7 for a little whiskey Wednesday show.
And I guarantee to eat a taco.
Yeah.
Yes, I will.
Uh-oh.
Oh, I saw the other one.
Yes, I will.
There's one you could see off a 690.
Oh, all right.
Oh, geez.
But yeah, you're definitely going to see you having some Taco about leftovers.
It wouldn't make it.
From manliest to my house is like 45 minutes.
So why would that be eating way before I got home?
You should at least, for your sake, save something.
for after the show.
That way you have a steak,
whatever you make for once you've got your whiskey in the belly,
then the beef can absorb it.
Well, what I like to have,
if I do have to hold on to Taco Bell for later times,
I like on the cravings menu,
there's a chicken flatbread that stays pretty good,
and that's easy to warm up.
There you go.
Maybe I'll get a couple chicken flatbreads.
There you go.
Save those in the fridge,
and then after Whiskey Wednesday,
I can warm those up in the air,
You know what I'm saying?
Tick it in a fridge,
ticking in a fridge,
tick it in a fridge.
That's a fatty level 10 right there,
who's planning out his Taco Bell
13 hours before he's going to eat it.
Because if you don't think about it,
all of a sudden the time's going to arise,
you're going to be like,
oh, I wish I'd plan better.
Now you've already said what you want.
That way when the time happens,
you can go,
I would like two chicken flatbread
as I'm as we say,
future Josh will be very happy
that right now Josh made those plans.
Exactly.
Should we check on our northern neighbors up there at the Tug Hill?
I mean, oh man.
You're still getting blasted with snow.
Anybody check in with Mink on the K-ROTS X line?
It's still going up there.
Like what are we at for total snowfall?
Do we have that data yet?
Because the radar shows you're still getting slammed with that snow band.
So can any of you reach your phone and text me at this moment?
Are you buried in a snowbank?
Can you send up anything?
Smoke signal.
Is Nebraska okay?
Yeah, send me a dove of some kind or...
Because again, we always say, oh, they love it.
They don't.
They don't.
They don't.
Now when you gotta go to work, let me see if Coy Central is giving me a total.
Ooh, do you see the Aurora Borreelis?
You said you tried, but you didn't.
I did it, and I didn't.
You could see that the sky was pink when you texted me.
And that I could see more than, and then last night, the sky was tinted green.
So I didn't really, as much as I was,
them up on that hill.
There's trees and stuff around me personally.
So I think I'd have to be up kind of, I don't know, maybe a little higher out
more of a clearing.
I don't have any data on.
But Jebus is saying two to three feet in the worst spots.
Yeah, and then showgirl lifts.
I saw that footage.
Ten feet of snow fell in the peninsula of Russia.
It's like covering road signs and stuff.
It's crazy.
How, yeah, you can't like, you, the worst day you ever had in Oswego was nothing
compared to what they got out there.
No.
Tug Hill trail cams will show me.
I don't know what the totals have been so far.
I know that I'm staring.
I can't see either.
I don't know.
I will ask for community reports.
How am you just going to ask Cody A.I.?
You're still in a winter storm warning.
How many feet of snow has the Tug Hill gotten so far in New York?
I'm shocked if I know this one.
The Tug Hill region in New York has already seen between five and nine feet of snow this winter.
Okay.
Five and nine feet of snow.
snow up there.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yikes.
But still, we want to know.
Yeah, right now.
Like right, right now.
315, 364, 1009, if you're capable of reaching a phone,
or you just can take a break in snow blowing, shoveling.
It's funny that you mentioned that,
and whatever we saw in Oswego.
I just saw somebody with some random person put up a post
that must have wound up to Oswego.
And they were like, and we remember that weird Valentine's Day time
would, for like two weeks in a row at snow.
every single day.
Yeah, we were all snowed in, yeah.
I do.
I do remember that.
Yeah, but now people will post AI photos
and they'll be like downtown Oswego
and it's like, that's not a real photo,
but it's believable, but it's not a real deal.
No, that was intense, man.
That was when we went and dug out
of four feet of snow
around everybody's cars.
Nobody could move.
It was the craziest thing ever.
That was wild.
Well, at least down here we're not getting too much.
thinking of you guys up there.
If you got a report, let me know on the K.ROT text line.
What a busy Wednesday.
It's going to be.
You get these two idiots for the morning show.
And then we'll do a little gaming stream.
And then we'll go take a shower.
And then four to six, we'll be at Taco Bell Cantina in Manliest tonight.
A Taco Bell.
From four to six, doing a little guest bartending, raising money for the Galasano Children's Hospital,
eating some food, and then I'll be home at seven for a whiskey Wednesday.
Brought you my liquor wine of moonshine, State Fair Boulevard at East Coast Emeralds.
I have a feeling that there's going to be a lot of ghost orders of...
Let's get one, Hard Taco Supreme No Tomatoes.
Yeah, they must have drove off. I'll take it.
Oh, damn it.
I'll take it left.
Nah, don't throw it out.
Let me get that.
Just give me that.
That was my McDonald's move, bud.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Yeah, that's your...
Oh, they're going on.
When I was back, I mean, back when they used to make things, now everything's made to order.
Yeah.
But back then, you'd be like, oh, what is that?
Two double cheeseburgers, no onions?
Okay.
Oh, they drove off.
All right.
Oh, what am I going to do with these?
They ordered four double cheeseburgers.
So Carlos Beltran and Andrew Jones have been elected to the baseball Hall of Fame.
How does the baseball hall of fame work?
They just do a couple a year?
A bunch of rando sports writers make themselves feel real important that day.
and they vote for some people.
So is it just two people?
Looks like this year,
and apparently I don't, let's see.
I don't think,
I don't see anybody else that got in.
Who else got in?
I only see those two names.
There are complete voting results.
Let me just check.
Because it,
I never know.
We're on the, well, let's see.
Oh, okay, let's see here.
Jeff Kent was also on there.
And then,
oh, where the hell are the other names?
It doesn't matter.
Those are, it doesn't matter.
Just give me the, the, so tell me about,
I know the name Carlos Beltran.
Who'd he play for?
Who was he on?
He was on the Mets for a little while.
I can't remember exactly where he started.
All right.
He was good.
He hit Dangers.
He was like one of those natural players that were just really good.
Kansas City in 99 was his first year.
And then he eventually, you know, went on to help them out.
You know, get those big victories.
He was, he would have been elected during his first year or two of eligibility,
had not he been associated with the Houston Astroids.
sign stealing scandal.
Was he over at the Houston Astros?
Yeah, that's how he added his career.
He was...
Aw.
It's like, all right, who cares?
And then talk about your boy,
that Andrew Jones was 19 hitting dingers against the Yankees?
1996, Howard twice in Game 1 of the World Series.
I remember that.
Against New York Yankees in 1996.
That they inevitably lost.
But still, I'll remember that forever, man.
And he was next level out in the outfield.
He was probably the best outfield.
I've ever watched.
He would catch everything.
And hit dingers.
And they don't have many years left to get on these ballots.
Why is that?
Once they're on the ballot,
you don't get just to stay on them for forever times.
Oh, you only get a couple.
And eventually you're like,
clearly you're not getting in.
Yeah, it's like, all right.
That's sad.
Oh, that'd be a bummer.
Let's see, who's been on there for forever?
Mani Ramirez.
What?
He did not get in.
Because the steroid guys are not getting in.
Oh, they're not getting in.
And Andy Pettett isn't getting in.
What do?
Steroid guy.
Alex Rodriguez,
as not, I mean, no, these guys need.
Yeah, Katie says it's 10 years. Either you're in it or not.
Yep. You get 10 years.
Andy Pettettit, that was his eighth.
Omar Rischel, but he's not a steroid guy.
But yeah, the steroid guy is like bonds and all them, Clemens.
You got to get out there.
Have you ever been to a Hall of Fame thing?
Only once.
You went?
Only once.
No, no, no, not a, um, ceremony.
Not like just going to the ceremony.
No, I've never been to the ceremony.
Is it open?
Yeah, you can go.
It gets packed.
Ask Lottie.
How busy that area gets when it's a big name.
Uh-huh.
These aren't huge names, so maybe that one, because I wanted to go for Chipper Jones.
Oh, yeah.
It was a big year, so.
Yeah, Lottie says he gets out of town that weekend.
Lottie lives down there near Cooperstown.
Well, that'd be fun, man.
That's cool, though.
That's neat.
I like that.
Just give the steroid guys a wing.
And here's the Hall fame.
Just the juiced up wing?
Just, yeah, make it a...
The Asterix Hall of Fame.
And they're not getting in because of the nerdy sports writers who...
Yes.
You've solidly the name of the game.
They'll sell the name with their big fat diggers.
Oh, Susan went out to see Chipper Jones get in.
That's exciting.
Here's our Chipper.
Don't they do like a parade through town and stuff?
Oh, probably.
I only ever know they do the ceremonies because I've wanted to go to the football once a couple
times when you know, like Emmett and Troy got in and stuff.
So I'm sure they make a whole big deal.
But together, we were up there.
There's not a lot of room.
Cooperstown is not a big town.
No, that street was not that big.
And then they...
I think they do something over on double-day field or whatever.
I'm just talking on my ass.
I've never been.
I mean, I've been to the Cooperstown Hall of Fame, but...
No, everything they're saying sounds about right.
I think they do, don't do like an old-timers game or something over there.
It's a whole weekend.
It's fun.
It's fun, yeah.
Especially if you like baseball?
All right.
Oh, man.
315, 365, 104, 100.
9.
You been to the Hall of Fame?
You go to the induction?
All the things.
No parking.
Let's get right.
In a new poll,
47% of parents say profanity is never okay from their children.
Hell yeah.
Well, 6% say swearing is no big deal.
No, you just say you had to watch what you said.
You couldn't be dropping until now times F bombs and stuff,
but we were allowed to swear.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, maybe I'm a bad parent, but swearing,
obviously, like, not when they're six.
Well, they can't say, like, eat,
poop, but use the word at you, and they can't tell you to F off and stuff like that, but
they could, saying a swear isn't.
Yeah, like, I don't, I don't freak out over words, you know?
I feel like there's, actions are more important to me than words.
So if I hear somebody say a swear word, right?
And don't, I don't care.
Like, don't say it, like, when, you know, maybe if you're out and shopping or something,
maybe don't be dropping F bombs around.
Yeah, like no, like he says, know your audience.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Don't do it in front of grandma, because.
Because that will never hear the end of it.
Because it's also funny when kids swear.
Yeah, mine are teens now, though.
So at this point...
That's funny, too, because they do that, like...
They have, like, the puberty voices.
So when they say the swears...
My children are big into flipping each other off.
That happens a lot in my house.
And I have to swear.
Someone will do...
One will do something to the other one,
and then I'll turn around and see them big middle finger in the air.
I'm like, knock it off!
Yep.
A poll-assed parents, and this is how it breaks down.
ages 6 to 17
About
It's over, bud
No, I'll never let it die
And 47% said profanity is never okay
So what does that mean?
Like, you know your kids are probably going to swear around their friends
Like you're going to freak out
Don't you dare
Not even around your friends
Most parents claim their child
Has never used profanity
I got bad news for you, bud
Yeah, those...
We don't say that in this house.
No, we do not say shut up in this house.
No, no, no, no.
But there are those parents.
Oh, I know.
Vacuum cleaners suck.
We do not say those words in this house.
Yeah, although there's definitely those parents.
But to think that your kid then doesn't leave that house and say,
swears, you're crazy because we know for a fact because it's not like we made up those
references of, you know, vacuum cleaners suck.
Those are things we heard parents say.
And then those same friends would leave and say all the swear.
Like when we joke, like, you know, my mom says you can't listen to that here in our house.
Like, Tam Tam, I don't know if she's up and listening yet.
She ran a whole spectrum.
Like when I was little up until I was 13 or like 12, it was very Christian high and tight.
We got a straight and narrow because she was like, you know, a single mother.
Yeah.
And then as I got into my teen years, it was kind of like, whatever, do whatever.
You're going to swear, swear.
I was able to not do whatever I wanted.
Right.
But because I never got in trouble or anything.
Sure, sure.
That's how you prove that you could continue to do whatever you wanted.
So I always had Uber amounts of freedom.
But then it sucked for my brother who grew up in the era of, you know, things are dangerous.
So then he wasn't allowed to go even down to the corner bakery until he was like 15.
Why?
It was hilarious.
What?
Why?
I was just a flip of.
A shift in.
and Deb-Dub's parenting?
Got to protect the kid.
Did she look at you?
And she was like, all right, I can't have that happen again.
Let's keep this one on the street.
Remember when that one we were like, I don't know, go walk to the store and go get us
some groceries over the bridge and then we'll see you later.
Get out of here.
Yeah, it was very funny.
Profanity doesn't really bother me.
Like, I've always wanted to be, I'm not saying like be the cool parent that let your
kids swear or whatever, but live in reality of what teenagers or how they're going to talk.
And if they can handle it and not go out and call their teacher.
No, that's not acceptable.
You know what I mean?
That's not acceptable.
If they know how to use the swears, then you're, yes, then you're mature enough to use the swears.
It's also not always acceptable during a sporting event, too, because the refs will call you.
Yeah.
Watch the language out there, boys.
Yep.
Yep.
Can't say balls.
No.
65% of parents think their child learns profanity from friends or classmates.
Hell yeah.
Or me, I'm swearing at home.
Hell, yeah, that's...
Where else you're going to learn it?
We're not Googling Internet.
No.
Swear words.
Some people are best.
Swears.
No, when I was like, when the kids were little, I didn't swear around them because I'm, like, trying to be a decent parent.
Yeah.
But at this point, I know they've heard it all, so what do I care?
Right.
45% of parents admit they probably learned it from hearing them use those words.
I learned it from watching you, Dad.
They figure out the real good ones to use from your parents.
You learn all the other ones from your friends.
friends and stuff.
Yeah.
Figure what ones you can use when the parents.
And shockingly,
you said it.
Shockingly,
neither of my children are big swearers that I hear.
No, I am.
You are?
I'm potty mouth.
I have a worse mouth than anybody in my house.
I'm potty mouth.
Yeah.
F bombs every other word.
Me too.
I don't know.
I think it has something to do with this where you can't.
It's all bottom up.
So then they build up and then after it's just,
I have an unnamed teen.
I have an unnamed teacher texting and saying,
uh-oh.
The fifth and sixth graders are really.
Real bad.
They say swears?
They say swears?
Well,
did Deb ever do soap in your mouth?
No.
You ever get that?
Nah.
I got it once and I don't remember what it was for.
Nah,
I never said anything like too crazy or anything.
It was once.
And my dad didn't care.
No.
I only,
it was during our very church years because we're living in the apartments.
That's how I know.
So you said, did you say like a God thing?
I might have said like a Jesus Christ or something.
Jesus Christ.
And that don't fly.
But I also in the memory.
Like the memory of it
Is Tam has a bar
It's either it was a bar or some kind of soap in my mouth
You had a hold a bar or hold a bar or so
But like cousin Jay was there for some reason
Did he did it too?
I don't think he was in trouble
But I think he was witnessing me getting soap on my mouth
Because it's like one of those memories you have in your brain
Yeah
And I don't remember what I said or what I did
I know I know it was justified
And I remember cousin shit being in the vicinity
Ah, you got soap in my
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
No you know
Whatever had whatever it was
Whatever it was, I earned it. I can guarantee I earned it.
Jam-packed day today as we will be at Taco Bell from 4 to 6 in Manlius, the brand-new Taco Bell canteena.
And then I'll go live at 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel for a Whiskey Wednesday at 7.
You don't like the song I know you're not mine?
By Jakub, I can guarantee you, I've never heard it.
I am neutral on Jakub.
It is one of the biggest songs of last year in Sweden.
Oh, okay?
Five million Spotify streams and broke the Swedish top 50.
I thought that this was Spanish.
I'm not smart.
It's all right.
I wouldn't have known really either.
Jaku.
Well, turns out of it.
out Jacoub is not a real person. This is not a real song. It's all AI.
That would be heartbreaking if I had like a favorite artist and then someone came out
with those like, psych. An investigative journalist discovered that Jacob or Jacob,
oh no. It's not a real person. Has no real presence and this song was generated almost completely
out of AI. The creators behind the project. Millie Vanilli said wolf. Full 360. Boom.
Got them. And this is AI people trying to defend AI. There's
saying, well, it's not like we just press a button and a song comes out.
They're trying to say, we use a lot of prompts and then blah, blah, blah.
But still, then you press a button and the song comes out.
And again, I remind you, AI doesn't create anything.
AI doesn't have creative thoughts.
No, that was somebody else playing guitar.
It just gathers things and notes and tones and sounds and puts them together how they want.
Yep.
And generates a thing.
That's all it is.
Well, they've been removed now from all of the charts in Sweden.
It is...
Oh.
I got to figure out, though...
Sabin the judge.
This one.
Jacko.
Jacko with...
I know.
If the song got 5 million Spotify streams, that's at least like $3.
Yeah.
I wonder who gets that money.
Jakub.
Jacko.
Jakub or the Swedish, the AI team that came up with it.
It goes to wherever they send checks.
probably just with the name Jacob
and one of them opens it.
I like...
I mean, it sounds fine.
I thought it was one of those guys that
play acoustic guitars over at the amp
in a white t-shirt.
Yeah.
A little of their big hats.
Yeah, this has a vibe like,
you know,
that Noah Khan phase
from a couple years ago.
I need a big unnecessary necklace
made out of leather and a shark tooth.
Yeah, they got a thin white t-shirt on, but a huge necklace.
Yep.
And the giant dumb hat.
Yep. Big hat.
And linen pants and no shoes.
Ash. Yep.
Jaku.
Jaku.
Linen pants and no shoes, baby.
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The Wildcat Sports Pub, CNY Brufast is Saturday, January 31st at the Hoare.
The Hore.
To culture building, New York State Fairgrounds.
I see what you did there.
CNY's largest and longest running brewfast.
Over 100 breweries, sampling under one roof, including canned cocktails,
Seltzer, ciders, and mocktails for you sober folks.
Name brand covers on stage.
Two different sessions come play cornhole, play vintage video games.
Just have some to drink.
CNYBrewfest.com for tickets and information.
Just come have some.
fun. It's going to be a freezing cold Saturday.
I'm, you know, I'm pretty sure, even though it's two weeks out.
Pretty sure it's going to be cold.
Pretty sure.
It's probably pretty cold.
It's probably pretty cold.
It's going to be magically 75 and sunny on January 31st.
So come warm up inside the horticulture building, Coco.
Well, cows are evolving.
Cows are evolving.
And they always do this story when it comes to like apes.
Like apes have started using tools.
and that was a big deal.
Yeah.
Because, like, in evolution, there is, that is a big step.
I know.
I just read a story where apes are using leaves to wear as a mask while they raided local markets.
No way.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's scary.
Right?
Can imagine that?
A couple of monkeys just running up to you stealing all your fruit and wearing leaf masks.
Like the Joker.
Like the Joker bank ice scene, except it's monkeys.
There's monkeys.
Australian science.
have recorded the first documented case of tool use by cows.
Veronica, a Swiss brown cow.
It would behoove you to go on with this story.
Here he goes.
Yeah, yeah, move along.
Has begun using sticks and brushes to scratch her ass.
Now, that's a big deal.
I agree.
We do the same thing.
I love using a stick or anything to scratch my backhand ass.
The cow began picking up wood.
pieces a decade ago.
Okay.
Now prefers a long brush and uses the brush
to scratch sensitive spots on its body.
Yep.
I on the reg use door frames.
Oh, to rub your back like a bear?
Yep.
Like a big bear?
Yep.
It is the first recorded instance of cows learning how to use tools.
That's impressive.
So great.
Now they're going to take us all over.
That's it.
We're going to figure out how to drive cars next.
When we show a cow,
When we show that cows can engage in genuine, sorry, there's a lot of letters here, we now show that a cow can engage in genuinely flexible tool use, one of the professors said.
Gotcha.
The findings highlight how assumptions about livestock intelligence may reflect gaps in observation, meaning, oh, are these cows smarter?
Don't make me feel bad about eating cows.
I was just going to say, no.
Come on.
No, too bad.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry
I have to eat you
Don't be like
Yeah they're as smart as a teenager
I gotta eat something
Well if your teenagers
Tasted as good as smash birds
Congratulations
to the cows
Learning tools
Adapting
I mean maybe the ones that
Show that they're smarter
Keep them around
If you want
To do what
I don't know
So you don't have to kill it
If you don't want to
But I mean
Hand another one of brush
And see if it just drops it
and then that one's ribs.
No, you do it.
No, no, you do it.
Did you see what that guy did?
What about you?
Can you train cows?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Farmers out there.
Can you train cows to, like, do things?
I have no idea.
I would imagine they know enough,
like they know where to go for their food
and their pen and stuff.
Yeah.
But can you train them to, you know, do tasks and scratch themselves with sticks?
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe other than just plot.
allowing a field.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've never seen like a bear on a ball.
I've never seen a cow bouncing on a ball or anything or doing any type of...
I'd lose my mind.
I know that's probably animal abuse, but if I saw a cow doing tricks, I'd lose my mind.
I've seen them where they play music and there's something and all the cows come over to the fence and stuff like that.
So they know what things are.
So I'm sure after a while if you don't, you know,
kill it, you could train it to do
very
basic dog tricks.
Oger and chats. Every animal can be trained.
Come here. Yeah.
Yeah, for a little while anyway.
But that's it.
I can't think of anything else.
This is it going to fetch.
Chimpanzees were spotted
wearing masks in the Congo.
Oh, Congo's where it was. Well, there's where this is.
They wear
what are these masks?
They're like leaving.
masks. Yeah, they make them out of leaves and then they put them over their face. That way you can't tell it's them.
In the Congo chimpanzees have been seen crafting masks to protect their identities.
They can't. They can't go back to jail. They can't. They can't go back to jail. If they spot me out here, I'm screwed.
Like, I can't go back. They're using leaves. They're using bark.
Pieces of cloth they find. This is really a thing. Google it. There's a bunch of stories. Well, great.
They're going to surpass us at some point. Great.
They're coming to our job.
Motherfrinker.
Having a total normal reaction to my password of issues.
Absolutely.
Chat.
Chat.
Try to log into a stupid Ticketmaster account and they go, well, just to make,
first of all, they say, well, just to verify it's you, change your password.
What does that have to do with anything?
It's me.
Yeah, I know.
I know the password.
I just had to do that for Ticketmaster.
And the password I tried to change.
And they were like, can't use the year or what?
your last password was and I'm like, then why didn't it go through when I put it in?
I changed the pastor, but I didn't screenshot it because it's one of those stupid.
That's what you get.
That's what you use that service where it's like, hashtag lower case T, uppercase T, parentheses.
I generate super secure passwords and it just bites me in the ass every time.
Yep.
Just one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four.
Get it over with and you're done.
It's what I get for trying to use my phone for something important.
Tickets are a computer purchase.
They are not a phone purchase.
Hey, I get it.
I have that same problem.
Sometimes I have to go like this with my phone.
Turn it side.
No.
Turn it sideways.
And now I'm typing all like that.
Travel and crazy guy from the 90s.
Travel is a computer purchase.
That is not a phone purchase.
Hotel rooms.
That's got to be done on a computer.
That can be done on a phone.
You're crazy.
What if I tell you all my things happen on the phone?
I don't know how you live.
That's the craziest thing about Cody.
He's just walking around living on a phone.
He doesn't have a computer at home.
He does for his show, but it's not like he uses it.
No, I don't use it for Coco Puffs.
I don't even, I know I've opened to have to, like, do updates,
but I would never even use the Internet on it.
And I'm the opposite.
I have a gigantic computer set up at home,
and I like to sit in a chair and do things on a keyboard with a mouse,
and I got to screen the size of the wall,
and I'm punching in key.
I'm in the mainframe.
But it serves your purposes.
I'm old school like that.
Yeah.
You need them. Yeah.
You need all.
all of that stuff, and it helps you do your daily tests.
I'm old school like that.
When I see people buying, like, important things, Jojo, I booked our flights on my phone.
I was nervous, but I did it.
Flights are a computer purchase, Jojo.
That's terrifying.
Every once in a great while, something will happen.
I forgot what it is.
Yeah.
Pardon me.
That I've had to use the work computer.
I forget the random couple things where they just, you can't rotate your phone any type way.
Or the website's not much.
mobile friendly or whatever.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
There's been a couple times, but no, for the most part,
it's just me, hold my phone over my head and laying on the couch.
That's so wild to me.
Book, because you're a youth.
You're young, you're hip.
You're young, you don't need a computer.
No, I think it's just I'm old.
And Marty says you and my parents would be good friends and they're in their 80s.
I like to sit down at a computer to make my purchases.
How else are you going to get your joke of the day in your email?
Exactly. I like to go to Yahoo. I like to go to H-T-T-P-S.
Mm-hmm.
Colons forward slash forward slash www. www.jahoo.com slash news.
Get my stories for the day.
And then you're good.
And then I can get my joke emails. I love those.
Right.
Todd Packer always send some really funny ones.
Go to your AOL chat rooms as you see fit.
Uh-huh.
See what the hubbub is around the world.
And that is the thing that that's probably one of the most boomer things about me is I still haven't adjusted to all these tickets having to be on phones.
Were you just scan your phone to go into things?
No, I'm used to it, but I still.
I get that it's convenient, but I get very scared.
Well, you should see me going into the dome how proud of myself I am because I'll take my tickets and then to avoid the connecting issues because it almost is iffy sometimes.
I'll throw them into my Google wallet
So I can just do the big tickets
And I'm like, yep, right here, boom
Doesn't that feel good?
Scan my phone, I'm like, doesn't that feel good?
Damn right, you just scan my phone on.
Susan, you can print the tickets.
Yes, you can, but I like, you can?
Well, actually, I don't know.
Are they paperless?
I don't know how that works.
They have a little machine that scans it.
Yeah, because they're like a screenshot
doesn't work.
Yeah.
So I don't know if printing, if there's a printing option,
that way they give you the code for them, then.
Because whenever we do family stuff, my wife inevitably will buy the things and put it on her phone.
But it makes her nervous too.
So she puts me in charge.
She goes, here, take my phone and scan us in.
And then I have to put it on my brave face and go, I can handle this.
Got it.
Deep down, I'm like, oh, God, the scan's not going to work.
I hope the Apple links.
See, Nugget Kelly says it.
It scares me so much that I transfer it to my Apple wallet and I'll take a screenshot.
Oh, I get it.
Because what if I get to the concert and I can't get into the concert?
You know?
I don't even know where my Google wallet is on here.
anymore.
But no, that, that would suck.
And when you, like, the dome tells you to download your tickets before you get there
because everyone's trying to do the same thing.
That's why I put them in, in my wallet for that exact reason.
Yes.
Yep.
This may be the OCD, I don't know.
But anyways.
Well, there's other thing.
What are you looking at?
Well, there's a $7 gift card.
For what?
For McDonald's in my Google wallet.
Well, how do you like that?
It is cool to put tickets on your screen.
It is cool.
I'm just...
Fancy now.
Oh, yeah, the code changes.
I forgot about that.
Like, these new tickets are smart in a way that we're like,
you can't just screenshot them and send them to somebody.
You have to transfer the ticket.
Yeah, yep.
No, because we like to do this now when we can.
The same reason that I get way too excited when I tap my debit card on the thing
and it accepts it.
Because we grew up with doing the Kaufman's thing,
where you had to wait in line,
you had to get the physical tickets,
and they had to hold on to them forever.
Now it's just do-do-do on our phone.
Got them.
Here's the tickets.
I do love using Apple pay, though, when I go to places.
And I'll see a little Apple pay, and I'll just kind of hold my phone up to it like I'm from the future.
Right?
You're a fancy guy.
Wow.
I'm not there.
I look around.
Oh, me?
I'm just paying with my phone.
Even though I know it's not impressive to anybody but the 75-year-old behind me.
It is impressive.
See, I'd have been.
Look at you.
You must be that Bill Gates fellow.
She's writing a check.
There we.
Two Wegmans.
There we go.
If I write this for 20 over, you're going to give me 20 back?
Can I get cash back, please?
Do you still do that?
And then I also need a book of stamps, please.
Oh.
Uh-huh.
Here's what your schedule looks like for today, and I'm telling you your schedule.
You're going to come out and see us between 4 and 6 p.m. today at the Taco Bell
Cantina in Manlius.
I can do that.
We'll be guest bartending, raising money for the Galasano Children's Hospital.
Plus, Bossman Khan told me that we have a pair of tickets to that Rob Zombie Marilyn
Manson show to give away tonight.
So stop by, no purchase necessary, register to win.
Put your name in the box and we'll pull a winner tonight from anybody that stops by to see us.
No purchase necessary.
And then after that, you're going to get home because then I'm going to get home.
And at 7 o'clock, I will go live on Twitch for a whiskey Wednesday, a very busy Wednesday.
Last week was busy too.
Remember, I rolled right in, like the game ended.
I rolled right in.
Not tonight.
I'll prepare a show tonight.
Last week was a little, uh, I get slap dash as a word, is anything.
Flying by a seat of your pants.
Tonight's, uh, Whiskey Wednesday is a lumberjack theme floating through life.
Thank you.
Yes, please wear your flannel and have a.
Yeah, right.
Have an axe with you at all times.
I have an axe.
Yeah, right.
You're lying.
It's not Lumberjack theme.
Um, seven o'clock tonight on Twitch is our Whiskey Wednesday show.
Get yourself something to drink.
with our friends over at Liquor Wine and Moonshine State Fair Boulevard.
And of course, East Coast Emeralds presents that 720 smoke break.
East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse.
It must have been a slow news day yesterday because I saw the headline,
William Shatner seen eating bowl of cereal in traffic.
And he is.
And he was.
One of my favorite.
It's always sunny things.
What, when he's just like eating the bowl.
He's dumb bitch.
He's a bowl cereal.
Oh, God, that's so good.
And you can Google it and see the image of Bill Shatner sitting there in traffic with a bowl of cereal.
My bigger concern is that he's 94 years old.
He is?
Should he be driving at all?
Should he be eating cereal?
But now he's got an extra distraction where he's eating cereal while driving as 94 years old.
Let's see.
And it's a full-ass bowl.
He's got a bowl in his left hand and a spoon at his right hand.
Is he driving?
Yeah, he's behind the wheel.
That really is a full-ass bowl, too.
The full home bowl of cereal.
Yeah.
You know?
Maybe I can't see any driplets.
Maybe there's no milk.
Maybe.
So I don't, but even then.
He's 94, man.
Yeah.
Why are you eating cereal?
It's got.
Good Bill Shatner.
Good Bill Shatner.
Cousin Jai, I don't know what cereal he's eating.
I can't tell.
Can you tell?
It's like, oh, okay, here's a commercial.
Probably something healthy for old people.
It is.
It's like some flake.
It looks like some like raisin brand or oat flake or brand flake.
If I make it to 94, I'm not eating healthy.
It's too dark for a corn flake.
I'm eating the sugaryest grossest cereal.
If I make it to 90, I'm giving up on health.
And he's just got a generic white bowl.
Yeah.
Just generic white bowl.
Well, a new survey from Wallet Hub finds the safest and least safe states to drive in.
California where Bill Shatner is ripping around with...
That's very safe.
It's about middle of the road.
Middle of the road,
safety.
They say they looked at places that are good to drive in,
you know, accidents and, you know,
visual,
and what is my,
scenery is one of them.
Oh, all right,
then we definitely rank up there pretty good.
We're up there.
Like, the highest score you can get is a 63.
That went to Vermont.
We're a 57.
I don't know how to want.
What a weird scale.
The worst, like,
they have all these ranks.
random stats. It'll make any.
I would imagine, no offense to Nebraska.
It's got to be one of those where it's just you're driving through flat planes.
Nebraska did, okay.
They got a 61, so they're kind of middle of the road.
All right.
The worst, the worst state to drive in is Hawaii.
I've never been to Hawaii.
Well, yeah, getting there is a bitch.
Yeah.
Is it, are the roads bad maybe?
I don't know.
I've never, I've never seen any, you know, that's like one of those.
untapped territories for a Netflix doc.
What?
The rough roads of Hawaii?
Of Hawaii?
You wouldn't go to Hawaii because of the flyer.
No, I'd really rather not.
I'm all set, thanks.
I am willing maybe to do like a Jamaica type deal.
But man.
That noise.
I would say, and I don't know what happens.
I've made the joke before, but I don't know how they get your license photo
in Massachusetts when you get your license
because every driver I've met from
Massachusetts has their head so far up their
ass. How do they get a photo?
How do they get a photo for the license
when your head is so far
up your ass? I've heard that Massachusetts is
really bad. You could be driving.
You can be driving anywhere in this, in this,
I'm driven all over this country.
Every state
you could be in and the car riding
your ass is going to say Massachusetts.
Commonwealth of Massachusetts and their lightens a way.
I don't know what comes out of that state.
I don't know why these people suck so much on the road, but they do.
Yeah.
Number one, for the nicest drive is Vermont.
Number two is Iowa.
The number three is Kansas.
Brought to you by Iowa and Kansas.
And again, this is me stereotyping Nebraska.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
But like Iowa and Kansas, how many other cars are on the road out there?
Like you got a lot of space.
That's true, yeah.
You're not going to be in an accident.
You can need to look at stuff, right?
But it's just flat nothings though, right?
Right.
Taxline says Hawaiian roads are just as congested as hell.
I live there for four years and it takes you an hour to go just a couple of miles.
Too many tourists and the population is super condensed.
On the Hawaii.
On the islands, yeah.
Boom.
Nebraska said it right there from the mouth of base.
Iowa sucks and Kansas isn't any better.
All right.
Well, she said it there.
Worst states, those are you asking which are the worst states?
I said Hawaii.
Washington state for some reason.
Montana.
What about Florida with other stupid bridges over water?
Florida's middle of the road, not best or worst.
Really?
They're just kind of a 61.
That's what they got on their ranking.
Weird.
What was the lowest?
What did they get?
I mean?
43 got a...
Oh, geez.
So it's real bad.
That's crazy.
So they don't put that much emphasis on the view then, as they said, they do.
No, because...
That's where all their points came from.
I mean, I like driving around this state.
I do.
I don't mind.
Driving around New York.
There's a couple spots I don't like driving in.
Like what?
Bolton.
Oh, he does hate driving up by me.
He does hate driving to Fulton because of our bridges.
Yeah, that bridge, and then some of the people, you live there your entire lives,
and you still don't realize that when you're headed a certain direction,
the left turn-only lanes are left-turned-only lanes, they've been there forever.
In defense.
But now you've got to get over?
Well, not in defense of Fulton because, listen, I've lived there my whole life.
I know what it's like.
But Fulton is really old.
I don't know what happened.
We used to have so much industry in Fulton that people, like, started their lives there.
Yeah.
They worked at Nestle.
They worked at Birdseye, they worked at Miller, whatever.
It's the city of promise.
So it's like all people my grandparents' age that haven't died off yet.
Just waiting.
But they got nothing but time because, you know, they haven't worked at the factory.
They haven't worked at Sealwright in, you know, 25 years.
So we got a lot of olds up there who still want to drive.
My grandmother was one of them.
God love her.
She was still, Connie was still in that van, ripping around Fulton.
Fulton.
Almost as we go.
Almost as we go.
Almost.
And it didn't help that when we were.
driving all the way back to school, you would think you were, oh, okay, we're almost to
Oswego now and you're like, oh, no, this is just Fulton. We've got to go through that stretch of
nothing and then it's a Swigo. Yeah, it's that long stretch. They keep a little room for the
Lord between Swiggo and Fulton that way. Especially if you're traveling Route 48 from like
where 690 ends all the way up to Oswego. What's fun is that the speed limit changes every
couple of miles for the half of it. But nobody ever gets the speed limit right. Nobody
Everybody driving route 48 knows what the speed limit is for some reason.
They're either going 40 or they're going 70.
Yep.
And then they'll throw it at different speeds throughout the trip.
It's a fun drive.
Test your brakes.
Busy Wednesday.
Look at this Wednesday.
We'll be at the new Taco Bell canteena in Manlius today from 4 to 6 p.m.
If you want to stop by, we'd love to say hey to you.
Grab yourself some food.
Can I take your order?
Hi, welcome to Taco Bell.
Hi.
We'll be guest bartenders raising money for the Galasano Children's Hospital.
We'll get you a beer.
We'll get you one of the little, like the slushy drinks they have right there.
Gomez says they got a lot of fun stuff.
Great crew over there.
It'll be fun.
We'll be there four to six.
Of course, we got stickers, K-Rock stuff.
And you can register to win no purchase necessary.
A pair of tickets to see Rob Zombie with Marilyn Manton, the Who, and I forget the other band.
Come get Baja blasted.
Get Baja blasted.
That's 4 to 6 today.
And then I'll get home at 7 o'clock and do a whiskey Wednesday.
So you're getting honestly too much of us, to be honest with you.
So it's a little too much.
Yeah, the middle of the week, they get a lot of us.
It's a little too much.
It's a little too much.
Getting a lot of us.
Twitch.tv slash K-Rock C&Y is where you can get hot mics all morning long.
We're always just talking about nonsense.
That's where we go live tonight.
Gabba Gou.
For Whiskey Wednesday, tomorrow night for co-goofs.
And other shows that happen from time to time.
I don't know.
I don't know about Pokemon, first of all.
I know.
Pokemon.
Come.
Pokemon.
But obviously, it's getting to be a problem again.
It's just a lot.
There's a lot.
The world is where Vast meets Vast.
That's for sure.
I don't know.
Why, like, all I ever see on, like, my nerdy sites are, like, the scalpers or whatever they're called.
Like, it's, so I guess, and you guys can fill in the blanks here as I try to explain it the best I can't.
Yeah, because I don't know that much about it.
There's these machines that are in, like, Walmart and different stuff.
I have seen those.
What are those?
That have Pokemon cards in them, I guess.
Oh, okay, okay.
If you're a Pokemon expert, please give me all the info.
Yeah, like a lot of machine.
And, yeah, it looks just like a scratch-off machine.
and people like grown-ass men, not even like kids.
No, no.
Because the kids can never get cards because grown-ass, stinky, disgusting men have taken them all.
I know the videos you're talking about.
I've never seen kids at them.
It's always adults.
So it's always like giant losers standing there to try to like buy all the Pokemon cars before anybody else can't.
Then they started putting trackers on trucks to follow the Pokemon delivery people.
Oh my God.
And I guess there was a woman who like she does not like she drove like a FedEx truck.
She drove like an unmarked van.
But they found out she delivers Pokemon.
So they put a GPS tracker.
Oh my God.
It's wild.
What these people are doing.
That's a little much there, man.
For Pokemon cards.
Well, now down in New York City yesterday.
Well, this is a week.
What was the week ago?
Okay.
So we go.
Last Wednesday.
Three armed robbers broke into a Pokemon store and.
stole $100,000 in merchandise.
Oh my God.
The store was holding a community event.
Oh, it sucks.
With 40 people, robbers stormed in.
Authority said attendees were held at gunpoint while thieves pillaged the shelves.
An employee said the robbery was just over three minutes.
The suspects were described as three masked men.
They had guns and hammers.
Oh, my God.
And they stole about $100,000 with the merchandise.
Here's the owners, I believe, talking about it.
They came through, blocked the door, kind of pointed some guns at some of the
customers in the front, told everyone to stay back, came to the thing over here, started smashing with a hammer and just taking things from there.
I'm just really glad everyone is safe when I watched the tape.
They were just like pointing guns like right in the faces of my friends, our customers, our community.
Luckily, no one was hurt.
So I'm very thankful for that.
They did steal over $100,000 worth of merchandise.
Like what do we do?
And what do you?
Yeah, that's it.
Like it's a toy.
It's a game.
It's not that you can like say, I'm an outlaw Pokemon.
Right?
Because hopefully you can, you can catch them all.
The robbers.
It's a good joke.
But I don't know what you do to stop this madness, man.
It seems like people are going nuts over Pokemon cards again.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
The cards, the game is still up and running.
If you go to Destiny USA, and I'm not mad at these people that are just playing their game, they're having fun.
Yeah.
There's clearly two spots at Destiny.
Oh, they're like, pokey stops or whatever.
Gotcha.
One is like right above Cheesecake Factory and there's usually like 30 people standing around their
and then one looks like right outside of play the game, read the story.
Okay.
People will gather there.
I mean, I liked that game, and I only watched her new Pokemon from Pokemon.
Yeah.
From my brother, he grew up watching that and playing it and all those games and everything.
He played the cards, too?
I don't know about so much the cards, but, you know, all the games and everything.
And I liked, I thought some of them were fun.
I thought that there's a duck that his magic powers is that he has a headache all the time.
That's hilarious.
That's funny.
But that game was fun.
I played it, but then it got way...
Pokemon Go, you mean.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's what it was called.
Yeah.
And it just got way too intricate.
It seems like it takes up your life.
Like you get...
And you had to do a ton of stuff.
You had to be, like, one random example is that right where we are now, that little dragon that's over there, that was.
Uh-huh.
That was a pokey stop behind us there in the park.
And people go over there and fight, right?
And you could be the owner of that pokey gym or whatever the hell it was or whatever it was.
Yeah.
And I was that person for a little while.
You then had to be available to defend it at 24-7.
I know.
Come on.
Well, remember, we went and did our ghost hunt over at the Canal Landing Museum.
And we kept seeing cars pull up to this one bridge and stop.
And the guy we were with goes, I guess that's a pokey gym.
So they're defending their pokey gyms.
Which you have your fun.
It's innocent fun.
This is the stuff I don't like where you're buying up all the cars so kids can't.
So you could maybe get the bestest one.
There's apparently too, a Pokemon sleep app that's popular right now.
So you don't track your sleep.
I do track my sleep.
I'm obsessed with that.
When you're a perfect physical specimen like I am, you want to know how to maximize
every piece of your day.
Yes.
So I track my sleep.
And there's these guys and gals, people, who use this Pokemon sleeping app.
I'm going to describe it the wrong way.
You guys can correct me.
Okay.
You have what I'm going to describe as a tomagogy.
Yes.
And the better you sleep, the more you feed your tomaguchi.
It's just Pokemon.
Okay.
So like if you sleep well and close all your rings,
your tomoggi is well fed.
Gotcha.
That's the best I understand it.
Okay.
And if it's forcing people to go to bed early and get good sleep,
okay, great.
But then there's people that buy things in it and spend more money than they have.
Yeah, that's where they get you.
That's the problem, is that all those things have things inside them.
Oh, you got to spend money on this.
Ken says, Pokemon Go is the worst.
I had folks walk directly into a photo shoot I was doing and they never even looked up.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what happens.
Because again, you got to.
That was the thing is they made little tricks for people because even for a while,
I managed to trick the system where you could have it in your car.
Like, because you had to walk.
It was all those things.
and you couldn't do that.
You couldn't have it in your car.
It would shut it down.
And there are those photos that would go around of guys with like 10 phones on their bike
and they're just going around.
It gets people with addictive personalities can get addicted to anything.
It's not just drugs and alcohol.
It can be Pokemon Go and people get obsessive about it.
And they got to be the best at it.
And they started making it so there was ones you couldn't get here.
You could only get them in other countries and stuff.
And it's like, well, I'm not going to China.
My youngest was doing that thing, remember, when they were playing?
Oh, yeah, you could...
I would check his location and he'd be in Japan.
What?
I'm in Japan.
He'd be like, what is this?
He's like, oh, I'm in Japan.
What, nobody do?
That was definitely a no-no.
I think they banned people from doing that.
Yeah, I think they tried to make it so you could not do that.
But that's what it is.
You'd have to be in like a, you couldn't get whatever the thing is here.
You have to get it in Japan.
Yeah, people would attach their phones as a ceiling fans.
I remember that.
Keep it moving.
That's my new business idea.
Kid-friendly canned cocktails.
I like it.
Just one percent.
They're fine.
They're fine.
Oh, you give your kid a cough medicine?
That's weird, but they can't have a beer.
Oh, all right.
Interesting.
Okay, good.
Okay.
I guess you don't want to support the kids' hospital.
That's cool, though.
I'm donating money back to the children's hospital.
This benefits to the Shriners.
Which, speaking to which, Big Paul.
Get Big Paul in here.
What are?
I guess I'm ignorant to this.
Yeah, you are.
You're ignorant about it.
Yeah, there you are.
Oh, sorry, he didn't say anything.
Oops.
I guess I didn't think that if I was smoking meth in my house, that's illegal?
Yeah, it's illegal.
Just in my house, I can't smoke a little meth?
No, I'm pretty sure that's because it's illegal.
Because it's an illegal drug.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because this woman, so say you're in prison.
I'm in prison.
Someday.
Someday.
Charger little stick.
You're in prison and you're allowed to make, like, you know, phone calls, home to family, whatever.
Uh-huh.
And you can do video calls.
Yeah.
So you're in prison.
You call me on video.
I'm at my house just smoking a little meth.
I'm coming down for the day talking to my friend Cody.
Yeah.
Well, a woman in Texas got arrested after doing meth on a video call with someone in prison.
Cop showed up at her home with a warrant.
What?
Would some narc cop in jail be like, what are they doing on that there screen?
Mind your business, buddy.
They've also found a gun, and apparently she has a record.
But I guess I was stupid.
the fact that if I can't just have a little meth in my house,
I'm not in public, I'm not driving.
No, because it's illegal.
The meth is.
So where did you get the math?
You illegally purchased it.
It's my homemade meth.
Just because you're...
That's even...
I think that might be worse if you're making...
Tell me in America, I can't make my own.
I'm not bothering anybody.
Just because you found a good hiding spot doesn't make it legal.
Not bothering anybody.
No, no, you're not bothering anybody, but...
Can I huff paint in my house?
That's legal.
But the paint's legal.
the meth.
I think the part that you're,
the smoking thing,
I don't think if they care
if you're doing drugs,
but the drugs have to be something
you can legally purchase.
Like, I don't think they,
they're going to, you know,
smile upon you huffing paint.
But they can't arrest me for it.
But I don't think if they're going to your house.
I mean, if they see you huffing paint
and then you're out driving,
then maybe something along those lines.
Because it's not illegal to have paint in your house.
I don't know.
Kelly is St. Joshua.
Common.
I don't know why it's not making sense to me.
Like, I know that meth is illegal.
Yeah, that's all.
That's why.
But I just always assumed...
You just figured...
I just don't, just do it at home.
You were of the Ali Ali Oxen free rule.
Well, like, I'm at home base.
I can do my meth here.
Yeah, maybe it was illegal for me to go purchase that meth from that guy on that bench.
Yeah, yeah.
But now I'm back home.
Done.
I made it myself.
Free and clear.
Homemade farm-to-table meth.
I'm not bothering anybody.
I'm not going anywhere.
You're farmed a table.
it. See? I guess I'm just ignorant to that. I didn't know you couldn't do that. Sorry,
Officer. I didn't know. I couldn't do that. Oh, sorry.
We will be at the brand new Taco Bell Cantina in Manlius today from 4 to 6 if you want to stop
by and see your boys. I have so much fun. Come get some stickers. Register to win some tickets
to see Rob Zombie with Marilyn Manson out of Darien Lake. No purchase necessary. You can just walk in,
put your little thing name in the box and head out if you want to. That'd hurt my feelings
if you didn't get something to eat. But you can do whatever you want.
As long as you do, at least give Josh the finger.
Oh, please do.
Please do.
You'll see us tonight at Taco Bell Cantina in Manlius,
and then I'll be home by 7 o'clock to do a live Whiskey Wednesday.
Whiskey Wednesday presented by Liquor Wine and Moonshine, State Fair Boulevard, and East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse.
I'm starting to feel like we were just talking a little bit about this in chat.
That Keenan might feel obligated to, like, take care of Kel.
Yeah.
Nobody cares about Kel Mitchell.
Good Burger.
This isn't a good burger movie, but they announced Keenan and Cal meet Frankenstein.
So they're like doing their show, but a movie?
Maybe, yeah.
It's kind of like, they're saying it's an homage to like Abbott and Costella movies.
I guess.
No, I'm not paying for that.
It's not happening.
Like, I'll get a little toasty and watch it if it's on Netflix or something, but.
I don't even want to do that.
It's like, Keenan doesn't need to do this.
But clearly Cal does.
So Cal is like, hey man.
Yep.
I've been working on this script.
Look at the script I got.
I'm like, oh, don't you have time for that.
I had a lot of time.
You might have been busy after what we did as kids, but I was not.
Why is it called Keenan and Cal Meat Frankenstein?
I'm on SNL and in commercials and in movies.
I'm very busy.
I'm in a lot.
So is this another Keenan?
No, man, that's us.
That's you.
It's me.
We're going to do it.
Keen and CalMey Frankenstein.
Welcome to Good Burger Home.
I like orange soda, remember?
But Keenan's being a bro about it.
He's taking care of him.
Keenan.
Keenan.
Keenan, where you going?
This project felt like a perfect mix of nostalgia, comedy, and something completely unexpected.
Him and Keenan on the set, they joke that it's a cosmic gullmobble.
They're always joking out of the set.
That'd be great.
It's a cosmic guble.
We're excited to bring a fresh take on a classic monster story.
and have some fun doing it.
No.
Well, where's all the dorks in the comments who are going to say,
technically it is called Frankenstein's monster.
Frankenstein wants a doctor.
The doctor's going to be called.
Keen and a cow meet Frankenstein's monster.
I'm just saying it's not accurate.
Well, it's almost 8.30.
Their mom's had him come up from basement to have some breakfast.
Buddy, come on up.
Your scrammy eggs are ready.
Thank you, mother.
I'm just letting these people alone.
I say, let them know.
Because this.
My.
Get this.
this.
Ma, get this.
Man, they think the Frankenstein's the name of the monster.
Oh, geez, hold on.
I got to get in the chat room real quick.
I'm in.
Radio shows 10, 20 years ago had callers all the time.
Yeah.
You know, like the weird, like, Stern's whack pack they'd call in on it.
Yep.
We don't take live calls because I just don't, I don't trust them.
And it's, most people aren't that interesting on the radio.
What we do have is a lot of whack pack in our chat rooms.
Our chat and our text line.
And Postie is definitely one of them.
Posty is in a wheelchair.
He enjoys alcohol and maybe other things.
And Photoshop.
And Photoshop.
He makes great Photoshop's of us.
And he just sent us a photo of his latest acquisition.
Which is, and I'll read it to you right here on our text line.
Postie, you're out of Michigan, right?
You're not in New York.
You watch us from Michigan.
Posty said,
Joe Exotic wore these Air Force ones in federal prison for over a year.
You can see he autographed them for me along with his prison.
number. It took a long time to get these here as someone had to go to the prison during Joe's
visiting hours and shipped them to me. I also got a signed photo. And what is he speaking of?
Joe Exotic's white Air Force One sneakers that are now autographed with his prison number on him.
That he purchased. That he purchased for 150 bucks, which just seems like a not a lot of money.
I'm going to be gross. Posty. Do they smell? Oh yeah. Do they have a smell? Does Joe Exotic have
stinky feet. He wore him for a year. I bet those have a stink to him.
In prison he wore those. He tried to keep his feet warm with Cyan Pepper.
Oh, man. So now with Chan, we're all just like, we're looking at the world now. Like, back in 2020,
obviously it was a horrific pandemic and millions were dying. But it was a little bit of a simpler time.
We were all locked on our house as watching Joe Exotic.
Yeah. And back then we're like, yeah, lock him up because he seemed a little crazy.
Yes. But now, in retrospect, I'm like, we're pardoning so many other people. Let's go.
Let's go. How many people have been pardoned since?
2020. What's he going to do?
So congratulations to show bro posty,
who now owns Joe Exotic's
Air Force One that he wore in prison for the last year. Big Find.
You get them. Big fine. You get them.
Life, I'm telling you, some of y'all's lives
that's a fun picture to see. It's cool.
If someone were to tell me, hey, let me text you a picture.
I bought Joe Exotic shoes and he signed him.
I would never in a million years.
Yeah. Yeah, okay, sure. Go ahead.
And there they are.
And then, like, I think that Posty had a good purchase here because I bet you could flip those for more than $150.
I mean, you could very easily, I bet put those up on some type of eBay.
You go to one of the like sneaker head conventions and you're like these are worn Air Force ones by Joe Exotic, Star of Tiger King.
Yeah.
March 2020, what a weird time, man.
Oh, it was something.
What a weird time.
The Wildcast Sports Pub, CNY, Baroo Fest is coming up at the end of the month, Saturday, January 3rd.
31st. Tickets and information at C-N-Y-Brewfest.com. Two sessions. Come get a drink.
Yo, couple sashes, though?
Yo, couple sash, dude. Let's do a sash.
We're going to have a couple sashes on a summer.
I love when the news imitates Looney Tunes.
Oh?
As a Washington state man used a frying pan to thwart a home invasion.
Hey, you got to grab what you got to grab, man.
Absolutely.
So I have melee weapons all over my house.
Yep.
And I'll take down anybody that tries getting in there.
I got a shooting star in my back pocket.
Homeowner was stabbed in the leg and the suspect sustained serious injuries from the frying pan.
Good.
Here was the neighbor talking about the incident.
I really want to go say hello to my neighbor for the fight back.
I think that it sounded pretty heroic.
So I was glad to hear that he and his daughter were not harmed.
Good. Hell yeah.
Oh, I get it.
If I have a home invader on top of me stabbing me and I have a frying pan, I'm going to whack him right off.
Yeah.
Cody loves whacking off strangers guys
If they're right on top of me
Absolutely you're going to get whacked off
Wows Wacking off strangers
Right now from my mouth to the frying pane
Oh wow
Other side of this
We'll play a little shooty hoop basketball
For your gaming stream
Ooh I'm gonna be the Lakers again
Let me give you the schedule rundown one last time
Let's get it
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Locations all over the place
I drove past the Auburn location just the other day.
Did you beep?
Fully stocked.
I go, hey, Ryan.
I like the beep of places I know like that, too, and not just random people, but also places.
He's got a ton of cars on that lot.
He's got a ton of cars at the Phoenix store.
I saw that lot's full.
He's getting delivery.
So Ryan Phelps out there crushing it.
Go see everybody, Ryan Phelps.
Ryan Phelps, auto sales, be buying with Ryan.
Get on it.
Four to six today.
We're going to head over to Taco Bell, the brand new Taco Bell Cantina in Manlius.
Come by and see your.
boys between four and six today.
Apparently they're going to have celebrity bartenders.
Who's coming? I don't know. I'm waiting for them to announce it.
I'm excited to hear about that.
So we'll be over there four to six today, raising money for the Galasano Children's Hospital.
Come get a drink. Come get some food. No purchase necessary to win those Manson Rob Zombie
tickets. They're coming to Daryon Lake this summer or just register to win. No purchase
necessary. Pop in.
Unless you want a taco. Unless you want to get taco.
And then tacos and then take tacos.
And then seven o'clock tonight.
Look at you. I'm back on Twitch for a whiskey.
Wednesday show. Busy Wednesday. Can't get enough of us.
I know. We're all over the place.
What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
All right. Radio World,
we'll get you into the 90s at 9. A few
minutes early here with some collective
soul. It was too pretty. It's too pretty.
I'm sorry. It never really happens.
They're played out at C-Mac.
Oh, they are? This summer at some point.
I like collective soul. Good for them. Yep.
Jump and Twitch for some basketball. It's K-Rock.
