The Show - EYELASHES ARE GAY

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

Not much sports last night, but Taylon Hanson is on Dancing with The Stars. Cody starts to panic thinking Josh will drive him through a tunnel. An inappropriate Halloween decoration wants to give you it’s seeds. Apparently eyelashes are gay now. A kid YouTuber racks up $118,000 in charges to his dad’s company card. Plus so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away whether I would. That was just like a little Hey scooter

Hey, Hey, Nike Oh, was South Park last night or tonight? Sorry, South America? Yeah. It's on Wednesday, yeah. It's an e-bike episode I'm excited for it. It's tonight time.

There must have been a e-bike gang or something up by me. Why? Why have it? There's like five in a row on that stretch when you turned out my road. At least, I was like, at least they're all on their like kickstands, but it was like, poop. Yeah. Boom.

Boop, boom. I do not love. And if I can sound like the old man slash dad for a minute. I do not love seeing all these kids on e-bikes with no helmets on. You are one pebble away from a traumatic brain injury. Yeah, that's... I mean, I'm driving my kid home from his friends this weekend in Phoenix. And there's these two girls like 15, front to back, two of them on one of these e-bikes going so fast.

I saw that a little... With no helmets. A little by me this summer, but I guess it was so bad up at Oswego that they made like a law about it or something. I just casually read something. I hate these things. But I can't stop them. And if these kids are going to ride them, they better have a helmet. I've told my kids, don't you ever get on one of these e-bikes.

It's nuts. It's nuts. They're not... They're safe, but they're safe when used properly. Well, sure, they're safe when used properly. but it's the same thing I say about motorcycles. You can be as safe as you want. It takes one person pulling out of the driveway and hitting you.

Yeah. No, these aren't. I hate it. I do not love the kids on e-bikes. No, I do not like seeing them on the roads at all. Because when you read the thing, it says you have to ride them in the road, though, right? I don't know the rules. That you see here anyway.

I love the option for people to have other transportation options instead of like the boss or an Uber or whatever. They can hop on one of these things. I just don't love it. The no helmet thing. If I can sound like a fuddy-ddy. And also... Gotta be 16 and Anadadog of Katie's first. I'll fuddy-duddy with you.

I'll have fuddy-duddy. I'm sick of just seeing them dumped everywhere. Yeah. Everywhere. That's also lame too. Because they used to have those people that would go around and pick them up. Like every day, they'd make up. Yeah, our boy chucked it for a little bit.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And now, I don't know if they just... They have one guy for the entire city? Maybe. Yeah. Because it's... It's nuts. And then do they pick them all up before wintertime?

I don't know. They better hope. Because I can't recall if I see where they are in the wintertime. They have those things on them. I've done it a couple times up by me just because I don't want to see them just tossed along where I walk. You know, it's nice woods and scenery and e-bike and nice trees and deer and e-bike. And I'm speaking to someone who would love an e-bike. I'd love to ride around on the trails and stuff.

But where we're at right now, the image of those two. girls going probably 20 miles an hour on this thing through the village of Phoenix with no helmets on. I'm like, Jesus Christ, guys. Zip, zip, zip. Anyways, a couple of fuddy dutty's checking in this morning on a Wednesday. How was everyone? What even, I was thinking last night?

What even is on sports on Tuesday night right now? Baseball for now. Tuesday is, it's okay because Tuesday's that day where we just relax and you watch. Like, NXT or something. Well, that, but like two hours of, now I can watch all the highlights. Oh, Monday night, football is Monday. Now they can go through all of them. You can go back and watch that.

Now NFL live is awesome. Tuesdays, Mondays are usually, but Tuesdays, if you can skip Monday, Tuesdays are a good NFL live day. Thank you, Muddy for that sub and chat. We appreciate that. I was sitting there going, oh, yeah, I guess there's no sports on right now. And also, I don't think he's awake yet. The youngest asked for Nick's tickets again for Christmas.

Oh, man. I was looking at that for you just to see. I couldn't find them. I went to the website and clicked single game tickets, and I couldn't, like, is the schedule not announced yet? No, it is. How much? How much did you see him for?

It's not good. At MSG? Yeah, they're just because. No, I'm going to have to tell on, bud. Maybe I was looking at Stubhubhub or something, but it's just. I knew it would be the chance, man. What I didn't look at was Brooklyn, when they go to a park lease might be different. Well, I was thinking we'll just go to Cleveland.

Well, I'll say you go to Cleveland. Philly's there. 20 and how far you want to drive? Toronto is an option. Anything within four or five hours of a drive. But yeah, Cleveland. I was afraid of that. Cleveland, I mean.

He just had so much fun last year. But my argument can be like, buddy, we saw the championship team. We did it. We did it. As a previous kid. As a former baby. I wasn't a kid. I wasn't a kid.

That's something that. you'll think about forever. I saw Florida State in the dome the year they won the national championship, was it, 2013? I think about that all the time. Good. All right, good. We did good.

Made a good memory with them. Way more than I probably should. Oh, Katie's right. Tuesday nights for dancing with the stars. Yes, but it gives you a break because then football ramps right back up for the rest of the week. I know boss lady was texting me because she knows my wife is a big Taylor Hanson fan. Yeah. And she goes, is she watching Taylor Hanson on down?

I'm going, yeah, she's already asleep. She'll watch a 24. But that's the big name we're looking for. Did he do good? I don't know. I didn't watch any clips. Oh. I don't watch any clips, but that's the big name.

And she really hopes that he's part of the Dancing with the Stars tour that comes to Turning Stone every year because then she wants to go see him dance at Turning Stone. If he does pretty okay, I would say he would be right, because that'd be a spot he would come to. Yeah. So that's kind of her long-term goal is to have Taylor Hanson do well on dancing with the stars. Perfect. And then come to Turning Stone so she can gock at him in a closer proximity. I love it.

We are live on a whiskey Wednesday tonight, 7 o'clock. on Twitch.TV slash the show. Look at that. Jojo's over at the airport about to get in a plane. Good morning, everybody. Happy Whiskey Wednesday. Tonight, 7 o'clock on Twitch.

Robin Jojo heading out to Colorado. You don't like New York. You get the hell ass. You don't like it. I'll help you pay. How about that airfony Colorado, you hippie? I'm fine with planes. I do not like helicopters.

As another helicopter crashed yesterday, dude. Yeah, that's unfortunate. Very sad. It seems like helicopters can't stay in the air. I'm fine with planes. Planes seem to have it figured out. Helicopters don't. It's so weird, though.

Do you? Planes? I think the difference is a plane, if all the engines quit, can this become a glider. Now it's just going to glide to the ground. And you just hope. Whereas a helicopter, it's just a big old heavy load of metal. As soon as something happens.

It's never just, oh, we're just going to slowly go down like that. Like I was seeing a video yesterday of these two planes. planes on the, like, on the approach or whatever. They're taxiing. No, other way around. When they're leaving. Taxing, waiting to take their turn on the takeoff, the runway, I guess. And the plane behind goes, uh, Delta Airlines in front of me, A2, whatever.

Do you know that your faring is completely missing on your engine? And the guy's like, no, I did not know that. Okay. And then he pulls up. You just I'll stay here. That sucks. That sucks. That sucks.

Yeah. It's like, I'm sure, some seven-hour ordeal. Or like, yeah, I mean, the people on that plane sucks for them. People on the plane that called it in, hell yeah. Yeah. If I'm the pilot, I'm like, guys, you want to see us expedite our takeoff? Watch this. Hey, plane in front of me.

You're broke. You're busted. Yeah, it's just, you're just bored with the, just, attention passengers. We're a little bored up here. Watch this. $20 says we can get us. I'm going to pump us ahead on this line.

The head of the plane in front of us. And it was like, no way. All right, who's taking my bet? He pops back there real quick. The co-pilot runs back, gets everyone's money. Yep. And then what you said. A plane in front.

You're broke. You're broke, dude. I don't know. Something's hanging. I don't know. There's a snake trying to get on your plane. You're going to be fine, Jojo. It's going to be fun.

I love, and I hope the sun is up enough for you to see. I love when you take off from Syracuse. You see the Finger Lakes. What you call me? The Finger Lakes. Oh, really? If you look out your window, if you're headed south and you look... That's cool.

I guess westbound. You see the Finger Lakes and they look so cool from up in the sky. Oh, neat. Or you see Oneida Lake. I like all the little lakes when you're up in the air. Yeah. I like seeing stadiums. Oh, that's cool.

I thought that was a cool part of flying. That's cool. Or all of a sudden you're just... What I see... I've seen like the Royals baseball stadium randomly, I remember. I like flying into Vegas because it's like, it's nothing and then a big giant city beneath you. Yeah.

I like that. I love flying into Manhattan, well, Queens, essentially, but I love flying into New York City because you see how just small Manhattan is. I like all that. That's awesome. I like flying over, like,

the middle part of the country and you look down and see all the farms. We'll fly Friday down there. We'll take a loop to see a couple and outside stuff. I know. I was looking at my route on Friday, how I'm going to drive you.

I'm actually going to take you through the Holland Tunnel. I'm going to take you down through the financial district so you can see the World Trade Center Memorial and all that. Oh, I'm going to throw up. The tunnel? You don't want to go? You want to go over a bridge?

No, no, I don't care. That's fine. That's fine. No, it's not. Look at you reacting. Do you want to go over a bridge? No, I like, I like, I like tunnels. They're my favorite.

I will just take, I'm going to take him over bridge. I'm a big time tunnel guy. I'll take you over the bridge. We'll go over the GWB. We did that already. We did all right. I know, but you can't see anything from the Holland Tunnel. Look at, he's turning white.

I shouldn't have told him that. No, it's okay. It's okay. You told me last time I prepared myself You're not underwater, you're underground But technically it's under, it's underground underwater It's the craziest thing They had to have been stone when they came up with that idea

When they were just standing there at the shore How do we get over this? Oh Over No, I'll take them over I was thinking under dude No, I'll take you over a bridge Because you like the approach

You like seeing the city And then I can avoid that part of New Jersey Whatever you say goes, because I know you know the better routes and stuff. I don't want to get us stuck somewhere. Well, the Holland Tunnel will drop us off in Lower Manhattan, which is where we're going for this. Yeah. So it drops us off in the financial district, kind of off Canal Street, and I can show you where I used to work and all that. But it's also not cool.

Like, it's cool to be on a bridge and you're coming in a New York City, and there's New York City. I like that too. Yeah. And for you, who I'm giving your tour to. Whatever you decide. It's fine. Yeah, because you know what? No, I don't.

I don't want you to see just lower Manhattan. I want to take you down Broadway and I want to drive you through Times Square. So maybe I'll do that. So what does that mean? I can come in on the GWB and I can go like we did for the Yankees game. And you know how we were up in Harlem? Yes. I'm just going to keep going south.

And then you just keep instead of. You're going to keep going south. I could literally get us on Broadway in Harlem and Broadway goes diagonal. Honey, I spent plenty of time there. Well, Broadway would be a great tour. It was a great tour for you because we're going to take you from the upper west. side. I'll take you through by Central Park. Okay.

I'll take you all the way down through Times Square. Then I'm going to take you through Harold Square 34th Street, which is where Macy's is and Manus and Square Garden. That's all that stuff in that song. Yeah. And then I'm going to take you down to Canal Street, down to Tribeca, Lower Manhattan. I'll take you to the Financial District and now we'll park in Pier 36. I know all the words. That's what I'm going to do. I know all those words.

That keeps you out of a tunnel and that gives you a good tour. There. I've talked through it. Well, look at this. I've talked through it. I love it. Sounds great to me. We'll put our windows down and we'll listen to the sounds of the city. I won't yell at anybody. I don't want to get shot.

Please don't yell at anybody for you. Yeah, it ain't up here. Nah. I mean, you're not going to, it's, you'll get yelled back at. Yeah. Take the Yankee ass bag out. That, yes. I got you one of those, but yes.

I'll take you out a good tour. I'll take any good tour. What else do you want to see? What do you want to see? I don't know. I don't know anything. Have you ever thought of anything that you want to see in New York City? No.

I literally have never. Never thought of it. No. Because I don't know. I think that route I just came up with would be a good route for you. Yeah. I was going to say, that sounds about right. Just a couple of the touristy sites, take her a peeksy.

And then get a real, real New York slice. It's a bar. Well, I mean, that's number one. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. This is a really good radio show. You are listening to K Rock, the show.

for all of our links and live streams. Tonight's 7 o'clock back online at 7 for Whiskey Wednesday, Twitch.tv, slash the show. That guy still does that? He does that? He does a loser. Oh, my God.

He's still on there. God damn. He never shots up. Going into this blind because I wanted to hear it for the first time with you. As apparently there's complaints about this Halloween toy called Jabber and Jack. Have you seen this yet?

I have not sound like you have. I have not heard of Jabber and Jack. There's a toy called Jabber and Jack, and parents have issued complaints because apparently Jabber and Jack sings a raunchy song about his seeds. Exactly. That's all I know. And I haven't heard it yet.

Okay. And I want to hear what Jabber and Jack is singing about his seeds. All right, Jabber and Jack. Because, spoiler alert, the company has said, we will remove this from future versions. So it must be pretty good, right? All right. Let's listen.

Jabber and check. Let's listen. Who wants to be wicked for one night? I'll kiss for you. And it tastes like pumpkin pie. We'll be wicked for one. And the sun goes down. Till morning it will judge.

How would you like to scream all night? I'll fill you full of fright. Guide you. you with the darkest deans, spoil you with my roasted pumpkin seeds. Whoa! Does anybody have marketing departments anymore or any checks and balances? What? As an adult, I'm on that hilarious, if that was like an adult only toy?

Oh my God, what even is he? What? Look up Jabber and Jack. It's like a pumpkin with a little face on it that lights up. Yeah. You see it? Yeah. I want it as an adult, but I don't want a weird-ass toy spending all night with my kids.

Yeah, that's so weird. And tasting him. Tastes like pumpkin pie. And then, yeah, the porno music in the background is a little unnecessary. Like stuff like this, does anybody have like a, hey guys, we probably shouldn't put that out. I don't know about you. We probably shouldn't put that out. Or clean it up a little bit.

Jesus, Jabber and Jack. I'm walking your kid's room and he's just got it in front of him. I couldn't help myself. Who wants to be wicked for one night? I'm trying to be wicked for one night. We'll be wicked for one night. We'll be wicked for one night. Orbit and nefarious.

And when the sun goes down, it will just be... How would you like to scream all night? I'll fill you full of fright Because he's a pumpkin Guide you with the darkest deeds And Giving smile I see

For those of you can't understand that he's saying Come closer I have a kiss for you And it tastes like pumpkin pie Eh, all right I mean weird But That's We'll be wicked for one night

Morbid and nefarious And when the sun go When the sun go down When the sun go down When the sun goes down till morning it will be just us. Yeah, baby. How would you like to scream all night? I'll fill you full of fright, guide you in the darkest deeds,

and spoil you with my roasted pumpkin seeds. Did I make up a pumpkin song? What was my pumpkin song? I don't know. Caitlin brought that up. I don't know. See, we got to. I've been doing this 20 years, Caitlin.

I don't remember yesterday's show. Man. Yeah. That's, yeah. And not only is, I'm going to agree with the parents on this one, yeah. Not only is it just weird like that, but it's weird in the sense that it's not even that good. No, if it was a banger?

Yeah, like, somebody was like, I was supposed to spend a month making this song, but I spent one night. Here it is. Sister's right. Lyrics are still better than any Luke Brine's song. Hey, poop goes the bud. Pumpkin goes the patch. And listen, why do we need any Halloween decorate? to make noise and we already have the best one.

You can't make it any better than that. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.

We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burtig Lexus and Cicicic and Cicero Boots on the ground journalism reporting the Clydesdales might already be in town or at least a wagon or something that involves them. Right? Because the Clydesdales are coming to Beaville this Saturday for a parade.

Beville celebrating Budweiser's, what is 150th or 100th? Something, I'll do. It's a big anniversary for Budweiser. That's cool. And the horses are big. I accidentally saw. I mean, I was going to Tops and they happened to be there a couple years ago. He accidentally hit one with his call.

I did. I think the horse would win. I think the Clydesdale would win. Honestly, it might. Yeah. But they are gorgeous horses and they're going to do a little parade through Beaville Saturday. So if you're out and about, go check them out. I like that sound of horse clump-clopping on the cement.

I'm a fan of that. I'm used to seeing Amish people with their horses up by me. I literally walked out of my house yesterday to two Amish buggies going past my house to go do a job. Just going past? Yeah, they get hired. Yeah, but how do you do that? If they don't have phones. How do you hire an Amish group?

You have to go there. You have to go where they all. and say, hey, do you know, I'm assuming it you can kind of tell. Like, you know, sometimes you pass those houses. Mm-hmm. And you can see, like, all right, they're Amish, but like, they're woodworkers or whatever. Like, you can very much tell. They do stuff here.

I would, I would ask, stop and ask one of them. And then they probably put you in touch. Okay. Not that I need to hire them for anything, but I watched them put up, one of my neighbors had a pole barn put up in like a day. Yeah. In like a day. Could we get on some of this roadwork?

Yeah, right? Maybe that's what we got to do. Oh, geez. We're closing down $6.90 for a year. Get the Amish on it. It would have been done in a half an hour. Crazy. All right.

So I got to read this article because it's been popping up for some reason. I don't know why this is such big news or at least why my algorithm thinks I need to know about it. Oh, okay. But you just see the runner that pooped herself and it's a whole big thing. Did you see this article? Then it must be my algorithm. Yeah. Well, I mean, I just looked up horse poop.

So give me a day maybe. Yeah, right, right, right. It'll show up. And yeah, by the way, Clydesdale poop, gargantuan piles. A huge poise. So,

I don't know why. Maybe because I clicked silly articles. I saw this article early in the week. And you get, for silly radio show, you get the, I'm sure, a bunch of different,

like, prep service things. Sure, sure. Whatever. So you probably at least see. Article about a runner who pooped yourself

at some race, which I thought was pretty common. Yeah, I thought that that's what happens to Many. And then I started seeing, I misread it, the company is called Hirox, H-Y-R-O-X. Okay. So I saw an article a couple days ago where it was like,

Hi-R-R-R-S apologizes for blah, blah, blah. And I go, why is the cookie company involved in? I thought I said Hydrox. All right. So just to get this out of my algorithm, because clearly it wants me to talk about it, I will tell you, fitness competition, Hi-R-Rox has apologized and updated its rulebook. after Australian world record holder, Joanna Weitzerk, or Wazirik, was allowed to finish and win a Beijing event despite soiling herself mid-race.

I thought that people pooping races all the time. Yeah, wait, so I'm a little confused. Someone got in trouble because she pooed? They're mad because she poop, but she stayed in the race. And I got to follow you with poop coming down your legs. Oh, and you're like kicking it up and stuff. shows fecal matter visibly running down her legs, sparking debate over health and safety standards.

Yeah. Race co-founder Mortiz admitted, quote, Hirox made a mistake by not reacting immediately during the race. Effective lanes were deep cleaned overnight and contaminated equipment was replaced before competition resumed. I guess one of the other racers complained.

I would have come. complain too. Oh, no, yeah. I don't want to run behind. I thought it was just like a street, you know, like the Boston Marathon and they pooed, so they're just going to keep running. No, I guess this is a whole competition. No.

Yeah. One of the organizers said participants face genuine physical and psychological consequences. Yeah. After they let her just keep competing. Your sister and chat says they do burpees and stuff. You're running through someone else's poo. Oh my God. It's got to be the most foul.

smelling protein poop because they'm sure they've just been training with protein powder and yeah their body is all whatever carrots or whatever people eat all right well good I guess yes let's not let people run racist

not let people run races I guess covered in feces I guess I guess I say new rule new rule if you poop all over yourself you've got to clean up okay like what oh okay what is the rule gonna be though like if you defecate, you're out? I would say you have to

clean yourself up and then if you want to keep going, I mean, go ahead, but you're on the race. But then you, I mean, you've already now spent however long it takes for you to clean up and change everything. Mm-hmm. So. A lot of you're saying, you know what, I guess I'll skip break of this morning. I didn't do this. It's just been an article that keeps getting

served to me for some reason. And we're about to have pancakes. A little syrup. The bottle, you just ups it up to them. Squee! The show.com for all of our links and live streams. Because tonight's 7 o'clock Okay Twitch.com.

I'll be live. Sipping on whiskey. I don't know what I'm in the mood for. You guys got any recommendations? I don't like, I don't like pumpkin spice stuff so don't say that. Ew, that would be gross

and I do like pumpkin spice stuff but a pumpkin spice whiskey. I don't like a big flavored whiskey. Um, what am I in the mood for? What am I in the mood for? Maybe like an apple, something? Were you thinking that?

I was just going to say like something from like a beacon skis. Like 1911 something? Forgot about 1911. They do a good bourbon, okay. They might have something. It is apple picking season. I was to say mix it with a cider that you were,

you've been talking about getting ciders. I've done the French toast. I didn't love it. It was okay. I didn't love it. I just found that. It's in my, it was in my cover.

Did you like it? It's a fun gimmick. It does taste like buttery French toast, but I don't need a lot. I was to say for someone like me that doesn't drink that, like it's still full from whenever I got it. I like it just because, doing, they have that little, little sip of it with something, it is really good.

It's not time yet. I'll wait until after Thanksgiving, but I, I stash away all my Christmas whiskeys in the pantry. So, like, my candy cane's down there. I got a gingerbread down there. Good idea. It's because I'm not going to drink them the rest of the year and they take up space. Yep, I've got that. That's under my little cabinet, like the lock one is under there, the candy cane one.

Yep, that'll get coming out here soon, too, but I'm not getting ahead of it. Even though Ken says it's 100 days until Christmas. That might take the tequila from. I'm not a good tequila. The Christmas party from... Oh, nice. From Tammy here. I forgot it was even under there.

It's still unopened. Nice. So, I don't have to have a cocktail party. The latest beauty trend among damaged men apparently is trimming their eyelashes. Apparently it's gay to have long eyelashes, I guess. Well, that I'm gay as... I've got beautiful eyelashes.

That's probably... You've got great eyelashes, too. That's probably the thing I've been told the most my entire life is... Same. Oh my God, I love your eyelashes. Same. Whenever I go to the eye doctor and it was a woman, she'd always be like, I am so jealous of your eyelashes.

You can have them. I got Tam Tam's eyelashes. My mom has beautiful eyes and beautiful eyelashes, and I got blessed with him. Yep, we got lucky. So I guess we're trimming them now because you're not masculine if you have long eyelashes. I, and it's, I don't know if anything else does it. I like to groom mine sometimes, so I'll, like, pull on them to see if there's any. any lucies, that way they don't fall off and go into my eye.

No. So I'll like, I call it grooming them. I call it anxiety because I had a problem and I still do. I have to stop myself where I'll pick my eyebrows out. Or if I'm anxious, I'll pick my eyebrows out. Maybe it's an anxiety thing. I never really thought about that. It goes all right back to high school.

Most people probably don't pick out their eyelashes. Yeah. So that makes sense. So broken men on the internet have decided, I also saw a video recently of a man who said sex for sex with a woman for pleasure is also gay. Well, we've said that here forever. You only have sex to procreate.

Oh, no, just in general. No, not even procreate. If you're doing sex to the woman for pleasure. Chinese, that's gay. The internet says a growing number of young men who clearly lack a father figure are following a bizarre beauty trend to shave their eyelashes off for a more masculine look. I don't think that's more masculine. And also, that's terrifying.

And don't they serve a purpose to keep de Briss out of your eyes? eyes? Yeah, that and your eyelash or eyebrows are both there to keep stuff out. Like, I think one's like phase one, phase two. Yeah. Like our bodies have that for a reason. No, that's, don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah, experts are saying, please don't. I'll eyes are not purely cosmetic. No. They serve as an important function protecting your eyes from dirt and debris. What? No, so I just, what? I just. Debris. I had a, it couldn't even help myself. All I could think of is, You know how sometimes, like, your trimmer, like it'll get like a, like a little catch in it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And it pulls out like a little bit of your beard. All I could think of is you're doing that and it just, and I, like, and I made away. I couldn't help myself. I don't mess with my, anything near my eyes. I don't want to poke my eyes. I don't want to.

I do, I do my eyebrows. You trim them? Yeah. I put on a one. That's how the famous picture of the, you accidentally busted off. I shaved the whole thing. because I had a new trimmer and didn't test a spot first and just went one I'll do I'll trim down my eyebrows I'll do the same thing I'll do like a one because they get bushy I'm getting an older man oh he gets if I didn't yeah oh my god and I've always had the Italian unibrow that I got to trim a little bit I'd have a unibrow and they'd be old man bushy like crazy at this point yeah it ain't no joke when you get into your 40s ear hair nose hair I

eyebrows. It just goes nuts for some reason. My ear hair. It's out of control. My ear hair in the last comp years. It's like, what are you doing? Like, I remember being a young guy and seeing older guys and be like, why? What you go up with their nose here? I'm here now. Yeah, get that out of your ears. But no, there it is. I'm here. I'll just like, because I got to put out headphones every day. I feel my ear hair. Yeah, it's right there. So stupid. So stupid. Cutting down your eyelashes can have serious health consequences and you can damage

your eyes. So please be careful. Don't do that, fellas. Listen, leave it and then we'll bat. Look it. Fellas. Bad them like that. Get yourself a free drink.

Yeah. Fellas. Who me? You're masculine enough. Okay. Is that what you need to hear? You're big and tough and you're strong. Your big swinging wiener is masculine enough.

Where you're so, you're so masculine. Nobody will ever think otherwise. There. And obsessing over what other men look like and what other men think about you is totally heterosexual. Don't worry about it. You're good. I was reading an article yesterday because somebody put out

because it was 25 years from 9-11 on Friday, obviously. Yeah. And obviously, I followed a bunch of, like, radio content. And they were like, what were bands that we couldn't play after 9-11? And I guess Clear Channel, blacklisted, rage against the machine. I didn't know that. You know what? I knew that from the report that I did.

Oh, yeah. I would have been still in college, so I wasn't on the air yet. For that music class I had to do where that was the final. Mm-hmm. But, yep, I did know. There was a couple others, too. but yeah, very weird. It was weird.

I remember doing that. Same with the member after, what was it? Couldn't have been Sandy Hook, but it was some school shooting and like everybody just couldn't play pumped up kicks. Yep. Better run from the bullet of my gun or whatever that was. I didn't until, I mean, obviously, now that I was told, I never even connected that.

That was what that was about. But yeah, oh, geez, yep. But when they did it, it was like, oh, man, yeah, don't play that for a while, please. Yeah, there used to be, I mean, knock on wood, let's not have any more tragedies in this country, but you have a tragedy and you got to go, hey, we can't play that. Yep. Yeah, anthrax.

When anthrax heard of being the thing, you wouldn't play anthrax? Yeah. Mm-hmm. That was weird. Well, good morning, everybody. Tonight, 7 o'clock jump on Twitch. I'll be live sipping on whiskey, sucking on a chili dog. Whiskey.

Rob and Jojo about to take off. They're getting about to take off in Florida, Colorado. Just do like a whiskey flight. Nah, it's too much whiskey. Whisk, whole whiskey flight. Too much whiskey. I just put them in like, Little sips.

Cough syrup. Oh, should I do lean tonight? Should you do some lean, do you think? Some little Wayne lean? Yo. Uh-huh. I didn't know. That's why they had multiple cups.

You know all those ones in the rappers when they have their lean and it's multiple cups? I'm like, you guys are drinking too much. It's because it eats through the first cup. You shouldn't be drinking lean then. Right? Yeah. If it eats through the cup. Isn't that weird?

I'm always impressed by like, like, date. Girl does this and a lot of rock stars do this, but they're just drinking straight booze on stage. Yeah. And I'm like, you got to do a show. You're going to throw up or you're going to go sleep. Right.

Well, that's honestly, because I think the same thing when I see stuff like that. I'm like, you just go right to bed after, right? You're just done. You got to. Booze makes me sleepy.

That's why I can't drink until after seven o'clock a night. You can't drink a whole bottle of Jack and then go out and do rock star stuff after, but that's by the rock stars, I guess, right? Buse makes me sleepy. I could not,

I cannot day drink. because I want to lay down and go to night. Go go sleepy sleep. Yeah, it's also true. That's alcoholism. Is it? Why? Just being able to drink and keep going?

Yeah, I would imagine. If you can drink a whole bottle on stage or what some of these people do, yeah. No, I'll do my two glasses tonight and then I'm ready for bed. I'm all cozy and especially on these cold nights. See, I got a warm on the inside, cold on the outside. I got to find a little switch over now because all summer I was doing my, uh, the two, the Sun Cruiser and the other one. they're both the same thing.

But I was doing those. They were just so refreshing. I was doing that. I was chopping up like the picture I sat. I was chopping up like a watermelon or something and having just those little cocktails. But that's summertime stuff. That is. What is going to be your fall time drink?

I don't know. I wanted to get a cider. Maybe I'll get a cider for tonight too. That's what I was saying. Get a cider. Mix it with the 1911 stuff. It stop over and see Joel and Carissa and meet their new dog. You see they got a new puppy everybody?

Yeah. So when is October? Let's see. October 2nd. will be their first visit for us. I might beat you to it and go meet. Was it Stiggy? Yep.

Siggie? Signy. Siggott is the new puppy. Oh, the little puppy. Oh, Joel and Carissa branching out bottle shop. I like that. It's posted the photos finally. It's already a shop dog.

It was just laying there. Of course it is. Yeah, yep, I belong here. I, because Joel posted, well, I texted. Okay, let's go back. What was it? Would have been Sunday, probably. I start getting all these DMs.

Did Joel and Chris get a new dog? branching got a bottle shop, get a new dog? And I was like, I don't know. And then I saw the photo of wherever they adopted from. Yeah. And I texted Joel and Chris, and yeah, they got a new dog. So cute. What kind of dog is that?

Like a black lab or something? I don't know. I don't know. It looked like something different because its face looks a little different. It looks like a black lab, but then it's got a different face. They were like, I don't know. They were like, what did they say to me? They didn't know if they'd ever be able to have another dog.

And I was like, your hearts are too big to not adopt a dog. No, you think that for the littlest bit. And then it turns. You see a dog in a shelter or some dog that's got no home. That's how I am with cats. You know your dog would have wanted you to. Yes, Barley Boy, we speak his name. Get another dog.

So cute. Give another dog the same great life. But they had. They have a DNA test on the way, yeah. Joel says that it's got massive paws, so it's going to be one of those big dogs. Oh, yeah. Like how sister got that dog that had massive paws. This is huge.

Big old dogs. Update. After we had a special. Good morning. This is K. Rock. If you or anybody you know knows a killer. We're talking about Unsolved Mysteries because I watch it every day. But I watched the Dennis Farina version that's on TV. Gotcha.

Not the Robert Stack version. Both of them are dead. Yes, the one that came on after, right? And it's, yeah. Yeah. But it's also, like, it looks like what they did is they took the Robert Stacked Unsolved Mysteries and then just had Dennis Farina redo the intros and outros. Oh, really?

Because the footage is like so 1999. It's not like new episodes or anything. It's just stuff they kind of had or already showed us. Everyone you're showing me is dead right now. Yeah, that's... Dennis free and dead. Robert Stackett. Everybody in this, you know, missing person story.

Well, say the people that, if you know, if you've seen this man and someone calls, yeah, I work at a funeral home. He died 25 years ago. Yeah, he's of natural causes. He came in. He was 80 because this was from 19. And it's in 2020, when you called. Like, why haven't we redone a good unsolved mysteries?

We did for a minute, right? I think it's more because they're, I don't even know how to say it. We know about them all. They're already a million. We solved all the mysteries? No, but like there's a million shows and reels and, you know, podcasts. You know what I mean? Oh, true crime is kind of, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, like that's, we already do all that. We covered all the mysteries. You're right. Type deal, or I'm sure they could. Back then we didn't have like, you know, 15 Drew Prime podcast. We have like 1500 Drew Prime.

Right. But I bet we could very easily now do some, but you would probably be like, oh, I heard this on that guy. I just wanted to work in the call center. Like, I wanted to be in that room when the episode aired and then field the phone calls of, I think that guy is my gardener. And be like, whoa, let's track him down. Yeah.

He's been working like a 911. Or like their call center, the mystery, Unsafe Mysteries call center. I really want to be a, like, I don't want to work for the FBI. I want to be like a detective, like a private eye. You want to be a, nosy. He wants to be a private dick. I want to be a private dick.

Gotcha. And I don't know what rules are involved in that or like, well, can I just follow people around with cameras? I don't think you can, right? From watching the few episodes so far of that Nicholas Cage Spider-Spiderman. Oh. He's a private dick. And I think you can kind of just do whatever you want as long as you can sling a web.

Oh, okay. Pat Lucas is more of a public, Dick. He said, yeah. Yeah. Iowa, there's our big boy. He hasn't got me in a while that one because it's just an Undertaker watch. I watch this guy on TikTok, and I never know what's real on TikTok or not, but he, like, gets hired to see if he can, like, track down cheating spouses.

So he'll, like, see the guy leave the house. Like cheaters, that show? Yeah, remember that show cheaters? Yeah, was very cool. creepy. It's really weird. They always catch the gross guy like in a van somewhere.

Banging somebody in his pants down. Yeah. But was that show fake? Oh, I'm sure. I have no idea. Or maybe not. Maybe not. But it's like, are you just allowed to just

if they're in public, they have no. Yeah, I think you have to know all of the the rights and stuff. But yeah, if I can see you from public, every once in a while I watch one of those infuriating First Amendment auditor video, the rage baiting, where I get what they're...

They got one around here that's annoying. Really? Well, in Mohawk Valley. I'm not going to say his name because he sucks, but he does that stuff. Because I get what they're doing. But they're not doing it. But you're not doing anything.

It's not like helping any cause or anything. No, you're starting the trouble that you want to film. Yes, you want somebody to try to say you can't do the thing you're doing. Because then your video gets viral. You push it as far as you can go. But, yeah. Speaking of YouTubers, I got a nine-year-old YouTuber here. Mighty Mike.

Mighty Mike plays. This is his YouTube channel. He's nine. Okay. He's doing video games. And he plays Minecraft and Roblox. And a lot of these kids now, like back in our day, you want to grow up be a baseball player. A lot of kids now want to be a, grow, be YouTubers.

It's fine. Yeah. Times change. So he wants to be a YouTuber. He makes YouTube videos. My kids tried that for a little one. They had little private accounts. It's fine.

So his dad was like, he was like, dad, I want to get more viewers on my YouTube thing. So his dad's like, all right, let's spend $20 and boost your video. You send it to people. Yeah. Advertise. Yeah. So the dad links, the card to the account for Mighty Mike, nine-year-old YouTuber to promote his campaign. No, no, no.

Mighty Mike. Here comes. Just kept making new campaigns to promote. His YouTube videos. How much do you think? Oh, no. How much do you think nine-year-old Mike, little Mikey, spent of his dad's money? Couple grand.

On YouTube ads promoting his YouTube videos. Couple grand. $118,000. Hey, what's, what's how? $118,000 divided by 20. He did it that many times. Over the course of three weeks. So how many times do you do it over three weeks?

Oh, I just, it was like 5,000. Yeah. Sometimes. To make it even worse. Oh, my. It was the company card where his dad worked. Oh, okay. I mean, honestly, it's a little better because maybe a company is under $18,000.

I don't have an $18,000. No, no. I would throw up. Like, what do you do? It's because it's on you, bro. Why'd you link your account? As soon as you said that, I was like, no. You didn't just, here's the 20.

Now we're done. And like shame on you, Google, for like allowing any YouTuber to spend that kind of money over three weeks. That's after like a day or two of that, that's where you get, send an alert or something. Unless you've spent all day, every day for three days boosting this. Yeah, like unless it's like obviously like a Mr. Beast or like a Tim the Tapman or like these big YouTubers. That's probably set up ahead of time that, hey, this is going to be happening. Yeah.

Don't flag my account. But if Mighty Mike plays is promoting $118,000 worth of Roblox videos to nobody. Yeah, to nobody. That's the other thing. Yeah. Heroes to nobody.

No, that's what happens. That'll also... That's crazy. When someone frivolously spends on a company card that they were in spots where they shouldn't, it could ruin a company. It can ruin a lot, right? 7 o'clock on Twitch.tv slash the show.

We're sipping. We're drinking. We're having a good time. As the news is discussing it, Cody. The Christmas creep is here. The Christmas creep has arrived. Is it like the noid, kind of? Well, I was known as the Christmas creep in the 90s because I'd wear one of those belts with mistletoes over my genitals, and I would just walk around, hey. Hey, it's the la, hey. I wear that year round.

It's the rule. So celebrate the holidays. It's the rule. That's what you got to do. You can't break. It is a code of mistletoe. You want to end up on the naughty list? Come on, baby.

And more ways than one. No, the Christmas creep is the slow creep. Into the Christmas season at all of our stores. Cody says he's been seeing it. Oh, you can, yeah. Walmart's got trees out, dude. Yep. Trees.

Christmas trees are out. Yep. Dollar trees got their aisle already. You can get some stuff. Not everything yet, but it's out there. Christmas creep is also referred to as the holiday creep. That was actually my cousin Jay's name. He was the holiday creep.

He was the holiday creep. Christmas creep and the holiday creep? It was a Christmas creep. He was the holiday creep. A merchandising phenomenon in which merchants and retailers introduced holiday themed merchandise this time of year. Because apparently this is the golden window. Yeah. Beginning of Q4, which is September, October, November, December.

Yep. So start hitting it now. Actually, no, it would be October, November, December. Whatever. This is now, shut up, Ken. Ken's been counting down to Christmas every day. Game right. 100 days.

100 days out today. BJ's got trees out already. Yep. Mm-hmm. Nope. It's the stuff showed up at all these stores. Probably right around 4th of July. Okay.

That's what sucks about working in these businesses where you get all this is that one day when you're enjoying your slow-ish summer, just relax and all of a sudden a truck pulls up and it's got, you know, pallets of red and gold, yeah. Christmas stuff. And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, what does it even do with this? Retailers claim that this, these months, like Cody's saying, the end of summer into like October is the golden quarter to maximize sales.

many shoppers prefer to buy early as an effort to spread out their budgets and avoid last minute stress. Yeah, you're getting it out of the way. And there's become a lot of competition in stores to be the first one to get their Christmas stuff out. Yeah. Because you got psychopass like Ken, counting down 100 days. Well, Annie, it's just nice to get stuff. That way when it's... I get spreading out the gifts.

That's why I was looking up like, you know, Christmas gifts last night. Yeah. So I'm going to pay for it all in December. Yeah. That way you're not when it gets to be all of a sudden it's, you know, December 15th. And you're like, well, I have to get all this. You know, the decorations, it starts, you know, all of a sudden it's day after Thanksgiving. You're like, well, I don't have any.

They don't be picked over and everything. Yeah, it starts earlier and earlier every year, it seems. Fall is my favorite time. So I don't jump early into Christmas. I don't even like Christmas anymore. Oh, I know you do. I just like, I like decorating from here. These next few months are the best.

Mm-hmm. They're the best. See, Beyond and chat says Lowe's and Camillas got rid of their seasonal stuff yesterday to make room for Christmas items today. Yep. Yep. That's the last time I was in Lowe's, they were pushing everything out so that whole area can be, you know, their holidays and seasonal stuff. Here we go. I'm not ready for it.

I'm enjoying my Halloween season. Ooh, spooky Christmas tree. We got to go to Frightmare farms. You're telling me there might be a haunted thing that we're going to. all creepy haunted activities, okay? I mean, I ain't getting ahead of myself. His face is scary enough. Shut up.

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Man, they're coming to the amp. Final show at the air. I know. For the concert season, 2006 concert season. I'm so sad. Cons got your tickets in the ride at 5. Be listening today. I'm guessing that's why he had.

so many people text linguine or were they supposed to text in Ligwili? I don't know. I have hundreds of various I have Linguine I have Linguine I have Linguille I have Linguini I have Luigi

I don't know I don't know He must have had a He put out a text word yesterday They're all there for him I've never been to Yellowstone National Park Oh you didn't?

No I've never been there Oh I thought you guys We've been to a lot of national parks but Yellowstone is the one that has that the geyser. The geysers. I'm not interested in a lot of like places in America.

That one looks fun. I don't know what it is. To see the geysers? All of that. This looks cool. They got a bunch of animals and run around everywhere. Yeah.

They're just like, yeah, we got a pack of wolves. Watch out. They, I don't know how they would retrieve items, but I guess every year they have to go retrieve human items from the geysers,

things that are in the geysers. Oh, somebody that was, like, whoops. It's a wishing well or whatever they're doing. Yeah. Which, how do you, do you have to like, dumb question? Because I guess I don't know how geysers work. No idea.

Do you like time it out? How would you know you can go get stuff from the geysers? I assumed you waited for it to blow it out like a whale. And then you go out. It's out here in this field somewhere. Me too. I'll find your Phil Ruruto keychain. Nope, we've got things like, well, let me see.

I got a whole list of stuff for you. That they dropped it in there? People, the things they've covered, because it's a National Park. Yeah. First of all, you scumbags, don't dirty up our National Park. It's your crap. Throw things into that. It's the National Park.

It's all of ours. It's mine, too. $18 in foreign and domestic coins were retrieved. Yeah. People thinking they're wishing wells. AirPods, lots of AirPods. Just fell out. Lots of glasses.

Does he doing this? Yeah, they're looking down in it. Which is all, very smart. Very smart. Very smart. I think they know when it's going to go off, I think, a little, but still. Do they? Ask Cody A.I.

Do they know when the Geysers are going to go off? Do they know when the Geysers are going to go off at Yellowstone? Like I'd imagine they do. About. Yeah. But most are completely unpredictable, but Park Rangers can predict one of the major geysers and yells so don't go off. Does the geyser yell out? I'm going to bust.

I'm making myself laugh. I'm cutting up over here. I'm going to bust. All right, everybody. All Faithful's about to bust if you want to gather up. Every 90 to 102 minutes, he's building up enough steam. Man, to be young again, right, Cody? To have it had himself all day.

Those were the days, right, Cody? Geez. They found an inhaler. Few retainers, dental retainers from just stupid kids. What goes out of them? Falls out of your mind. At least they were wearing their... Where are the Geysers?

Mm-hmm. Not anymore. Uh, fake fingernails will retreat from the Geysers. Imagine that, though. Where's your... God damn. Where's your retainer, Josh? I dropped it in the Geyser.

Dude. Did you just say you dropped your retainer into hundreds of dollars? Oh, fateful! Hundreds of dollars to replace a retainer. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Can we get food? Sorry.

Golf T's. How do you... Oh, never mind. I think people just might, I think scumbags might just throw things in geysers. Yeah. And dirty up our national parks. Just not even as a trash system, but just, you know, I'm going to throw this golf tea in there. Like that.

Yo, watch this. And then they chuck a golf tee in it. Yes. Hotel keys. Copy of the vampire diaries was found in a geyser. A lone uno card was found in a geyser. Oh, it was, they were, they was going to, uh, I'm going to reverse disguisers. The geyser was going to blow.

and then they hooked it in there. And then it reversed it. Oh, okay. I'm going to buzz. We edged it. We edged it. I was going to say. No, no.

I got hard off to edge the group. Yeah. Or I gave it a bus. Right. 420 natural selection is a beautiful thing. If you're dumb enough to put your face and look down at Geyser, yeah. My retiner, my iPods and my glasses all fall off. Oh.

Just everything shows. Everything just comes off your body at once. And then lots of hats. 25,000 hats. We're recovered. So that's just everybody That's just the thing? Everybody's looking down here

You're supposed to put your hats? No, I think it's what you're saying. The idiots are looking into the geyser. And then their hat falls off their head. Again, what's George Conlin's name? I mean, George Collins line. That's right, thank you. His line about how,

think about how dumb someone with average intelligence is and then 50% of the world is Dumber than that. That's where we are. That's how we got to where we are. That's how we're living. All right. 7 p.m. tonight.

Twitch.tv slash the show. Hello. Hello. Hello. Do you see what upstate hospital did? That's not upstate hospital. That's just me. That's just me playing goat sounds.

You didn't see this? Oh, this is up your alley. Why are there all these goats? They released 80 goats to eat the grass around upstate hospital. Did they're roaming now? Oh, I didn't see that. The staff got an email yesterday saying, hey, if you want to see the goats, they're outside of this window.

They're fenced off and whatever. They're fenced off. They set up a big fence. Oh. So I'm like, now Cody's going to want to hang around upstate hospital. Are they doing it again? They're there. I don't know how long they're there.

They enlisted 80 goats to tackle a landscaping challenge. A traditional mowing equipment can't reach. It takes like a day or so for them. They did it. They put them out there yesterday. They're all fenced in. Those videos are wild. You've ever seen those?

No, what? Like time lapsing? They'll do that and they'll be like, yeah, I got a call from the county. It's this, but over and over. A farmer, he can't get into a blah, blah, blah. So, well, we're going to let go with the goats. And he's like, and Lottomer, here's the before. We got the fence up.

And then they opened the two trailers. And their goats are like, hell yeah. It's like letting me go through a Chinese buffet. Yes, yes. But they're like, please just have at it. Use your hands. Go wild. And these goats just go nuts.

And they're in a fence off air. and then there's nothing left, they bring them in, and it's insane. That's awesome. It's like a day. That's what's shocking to me. I thought they'd be there for a while. I mean, it might have a couple days maybe, but it's not much longer than that. Metal Barbie says going into work and seeing 80 goats was a wild experience.

That's awesome. Yeah, I saw somebody on Reddit yesterday post. Hey, we just got an email at the hospital saying if we want to go see the goats, here's the windows they're at. Windows my ass. I'll be outside all day. That's what I'm saying. And nobody told Cody that was a career option and career day.

Right. That you can just have goats and release them to eat grass. I just travel around. There's a showgirl that has like a farm and she does that with her sheep. Mm-hmm. Where she brings them to places a solar farm hires her. Yeah.

To go and like just, it's already fenced in. That's awesome. So she just opens the gate to the solar farm. Mm-hmm. Unleashes her sheep in there and they have at it. So is it like you, I guess you're not starving the goats so they're hungry, but what? You just like don't feed them that day, and that's what they need?

Yeah. I would imagine. That's what they're doing all day any day. That's awesome. Oh, it's got to be so cool. Nature finds away, man. Hey, man. Nature finds away.

Yeah, that's, I'd be all about it. Listen, I know there's a couple places up by me. Mm-hmm. There's goats. Really? Oh, yeah. Like out walking around or just so you can pull over and see them? There's, uh, I don't even, I don't even know the name of the place,

but it's like, just, Just one road over where it's like a little mini, not even a farm, but they got some goats. You can bring your kids there. Yeah. I don't know. With pepperoni. Actually, I haven't been there a little bit, so I don't know with all the new setup and everything. Tim's pumpkin patch used to have a bunch of animals of people Loki didn't know about either.

Those were always fun. Well, people are maxed out. And I have a couple maxed out stories, I think. So that's why goats, I start with goats for a couple reasons. I'm going to tie it into the screaming at the ocean thing. The easy in? Easy in. But I feel like the goats kind of bring us relaxation, bring us back to Earth.

You love looking at goats. I love it. They're one of my favorite animals. But aren't they dicks? Goats are dicks, right? Some of them. They can't me? That's what I laugh about.

That's why I love them. Okay. Because I got an attitude? Yeah, they're hilarious like that. So according to a new report, 54% of Americans say they're, mental load is at maximum capacity. They have taken in all they can handle.

Okay. Now I have way, I do feel that way sometimes, but I have ways to counteract it. Yeah, no, that taking in all I can handle, not even close. That, that's different than the stresses. Right. You know what I mean? Right. Like there's not where it's like,

oh man I have got this and I have this and I have this and I have this and I have this no it's all just mostly one real thing oh I've moved on past I mean that's the one

it's been a stressful year for sure I'm saying yeah that was it it wasn't like this and then I got to have that and then I can't find that yeah it's just which for some people unfortunately it does it just keeps piling on but no we finally

have a light at the end of our tunnel it's been a terrible year for a lot of people yeah Hambone says this has been the worst year in my life and I'm beyond burned out mentally and emotionally and see no ends in sight. So yes, very true. Fuzz, I'm pretty much maxed out right now. So a lot of you are feeling it. Sorry that you're all going through that. Hopefully we can bring you some joy in your day and you don't feel so worked up.

But I've navigated this last year. Hopefully I'm finding my lane, you know? We're finding our light at the end of the tunnel. And they say 25% say there's not enough time to spend talking to loved ones. they don't get enough gym time their busy schedules or keeping them from visiting elderly family members okay

so they I don't know how you fix that because it seems like we all gotta work more and more to pay for things right so not like free time is available no that that part I get just the with the mental burnout is by the end of like when I do finally sit down

or whatever and I realize it's like okay it's five something the clock and today's right now it's the first time

I've sat down other than like driving sure then it's you know then like the mental burnout starts

mm-hmm B-lan says I don't think my soul has ever been this tired it gets harder and harder to get up every morning and every day

yeah first of all my first advice is always just stop doom scrolling like that isn't helping anybody if you're just on the internet looking at comments all day yeah 90% of those people are

bots, you're seeing the worst in humanity. Or you're seeing the best and you start to compare your life and be like, what? Oh, comparison is the thief of joy, my friend. I end up doing, unfortunately, that every once in a while with random things. I'm like, okay, so they can just have that. Stop. That's what I am like, put. Yeah, it's easy to do that.

Put that phone now. Put that phone. When you see somebody who's like, in your opinion, like, why do you get to have a boat? Like, what do you do that's worthy of that? Yeah. And I can get mad at that, too, because I know a lot of, there's a lot of really, bad, wealthy people. Even like locally, there's people

that have a ton of money that should not have it, but they have it. But what am I going to do about it? It's funny that you said that's literally an example. I just did on Saturday with something that involved somebody. I was like, oh, because he's got a boat. Yeah, yeah. And he does got a boat. You know what? Comparison is the Thief of Joy.

And I say, you know what? I've got my things I love. I try to, I do little like mental journals at the end of the day, which has helped me where I look at the the good things in my life. I have a beautiful family. I'm healthy. Yep. My bills are paid.

I got a roof over my head. I ate a meal today. Yep. I did a lot of things, a lot of people aren't doing. Same. I try to do the mini versions of the work where I'm like, okay,

but maybe you dodged a bullet that. If it's so important to have money and you aren't going to, then that would have been an issue. Mm-hmm. So that type of stuff. So you got to just move on. It helps, and I'm getting to a thing that people did in San Francisco.

It helps to document. The good things in your life. Because if you let all the bad things overwhelm you, that's all you're thinking about. You're just looking at the negative. It's worry, worry, worry. I'm coming to you as a professional worrier. Right.

I have been a grade A worrier for 45 years. Nope, I get it. So I do my best to journal all the good things, all the positive things. I'm a very blessed man. I have a great life. I'm very lucky man. Nope. Yep.

I get some of the tent stuff. Barry everything until it explodes on somebody that shouldn't then. So I understand. Yeah, I get it. Yep. And I'll, and I will talk Cody out of anger holes sometimes, because there'll be days when Cody is in an anger hole. I got it.

And it's almost like, I wish you guys could enjoy it with me, because everything we drive past makes him angry, and then he breaks out of it. Yeah. Like, why's that car there? Why is that person doing that? And then he breaks out of it. No, yeah, that is.

It's like you burn it off. It is the weirdest. And again, it was from, I can pinpoint it. It was when my car was stolen and lit on fire. When that cop was talking to me, that moment right there was when it broke. I know for a fact because I felt it.

You felt it snap. Well, when the cop, your anger was telling me that that was my car over there. Like that was when, like, it wasn't even anger. All emotions were like just vanished. I didn't care. I wasn't angry. I wasn't upset. I was just, I remember being like, oh, okay.

And I'm just staring at him. And then he drove away. Yeah. Oh, okay. And that was it. Now my anger, I get real anger real anger real quick. You had that, Cody, you had that moment from office space where he almost hypnotized? Yes.

And then he's just, okay. Yes, that is exactly it. It's 100% what it was. It was so much that it did something in my brain. Stacey and Texanina, I'm a third generation warrior. I'm over here. Listen, my family's been worrying for years. I'm raised by worries.

I know about worrying. And I know about ways to stop worrying or at least help with a little bit. Yep. So, for example, gathering with friends, and screaming at the ocean. As this happened out in San Francisco. Those weren't goats. No, what I was playing was goats.

Oh, okay. See, I'm a radio DJ. So what I did is I opened up with the goat story and the screaming goats and then I'm doing a little transition move here and I'm going to wind it out with humans screaming at the ocean. Wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki, no, that was really good.

I just, okay, good, good. I feel better knowing that. People are looking into out-of-the-box ways to really, Leave this feeling that we all have. Overwhelmed, stress. Every day is terrible. Yeah. And a group of more than 100 people got together in San Francisco to scream at the ocean.

Yeah. Perfect. It ain't bad to sometimes scream into a pillow. You ever done that? Probably not a pillow, but just out somewhere or whatever. Like I feel my frustration brewing. Yeah. And I want to, like, kick a door or scream into a pillow.

Yep. It does help. This is the moment that we've all been treating for and that you guys all came up here for today. really think about all the horrible things. Every horrible thing that's ever happened to you since you're bored into this cruel, cruel world. We're going to let it all out 100% of your power. On three, two, one.

Let it out, man. It helps. Let it out. Yeah. Yep. Didn't we have scream rooms for a minute? I remember like the smash room is still a thing. Why does that sound like?

I feel like we had scream rooms for a minute. That does sound like. it was a thing that we talked about at some point. I'm trying to like, go through like the roll-a-decks of things that we talked about. Kelly says I go to my car and just go for a drive and let out a big ass scream. Yep. Yeah, I agree. Yep. I agree. You got it. Sometimes you just got to let us scream out.

Listen, we're all in this together. We're doing our best. I know it's tough. I know it's stressful. Life is very scary and it's only so much we can do, but I hope that Coco and I can lighten your day a little bit. It'll be a little, bring you a little silliness. Don't be your own worst enemy. Coming up this weekend over at the great New York State Fairgrounds. We've got the CNY Fall Boat Show. Drew's on the line.

Good morning, Drew. Good morning. How are you, fellas? We are fantastic, and people are going to save money buying a boat at the end of the season, right, Drew? Oh, my, oh, my. That is for sure. I got 14 dealers coming out to the fairgrounds this weekend, and they are going to bring new, used, demoed boats, all kinds of boats, and their mission is one thing and one thing only.

and that is the sell boats. So they're going to be ready to make deals. Sports boats, personal watercraft, cruisers, pontoon boats. What's everyone buying nowadays, Drew? You know, everyone's buying, you know, all kinds of things. Everything's hot right now. And the funny thing about this show is, I honestly, I never know what's going to be there until we start moving them in tomorrow.

I just, you know, the guys might have a boat they plan on bringing it yesterday. So, you know, now they're bringing something different. So it really depends on what everybody's got and what they want to move. I will tell you this. If you're looking for a boat, even if you're not into boating, you should come out and check this out because you're going to learn a lot. You're going to see a lot. And you never know you just might find a deal of the century. Because these dealers are looking to move stuff out to make room, right?

Absolutely. Nobody, you know, they don't want to hang on to it. They're ready to send it. And they may even store it for you. there's all kinds of options. So come down, check it out. All right. So I've got not only if you've maybe already owned a boat, you got docks, you got gear.

You got different stuff you use for boating, correct, Drew? That is correct. We have two dock dealers out there. If you got docks or own lake property and you need stuff taking care of on the waterfront, they can help you out. All of our dealers carry all the gear you need to get yourself boating. So, yeah, you get out there. We can hook you right up.

So what's the location, Drew? Let people know where to find you this weekend. It is at the center of progress building at the fairgrounds, and we're Friday, Saturday, Saturday, and 10 to 8 on Friday, 10 to 8 on Saturday, and 10 to 5 on Sunday. Tickets only $5. Kids under 16 are free. All the tickets and information are at CNYFall Boat Show.com.

Drew, have a great show this weekend, man. Hey, thank you guys. Come out and check us out. Love it. Drew, thank you so much. Check it in for the C.N. Why boat show? That was one of my favorite videos.

Our boat shows? We make, yeah, get a boat. We make fun videos. Oh, do we? We're literally freaking influencers. No, that is a good idea. Because that,

they don't want to, it's like the car places. Get rid of them. They want to get rid of it. They don't want to keep old stuff or whatever on the lot. But I, he said there's,

like, used in personal watercraft. So like someone, like a cheap jet ski, you're saying? Yeah. I'm telling you right now. Honestly, guys. I'm telling you, I'm going to get a jet ski at some point.

It's going to be the most unnecessary purchase ever. But I'm going to get a little stupid trailer. I'm going to have a jet ski and I'm going to Kenny powers that thing randomly at different areas of water. Right now, if you're in the market for an ATV, if you're in the market for a motorcycle, if you're in the market for a boat, all of the summer toys. Yep.

And now they want to get rid of. Yep. Even look on, you know, people selling used ones or whatever. Get in there. The ones that, like, people are right, season's over. to sit. We're, we never used it. That's it. We never used the Jeske.

Just sell it. Just sell it. Someone else's bad decisions. Your profit. That's what I mean. Okay. I will. One point. Ain't no rest for Lee Baldwin.

He is in the building. Lee Baldwin, Dollar Investment Club.com. You sign up, you pay a bill to yourself. I'm just going to say, previous results do not indicate future activity. Thank you. But what? I'm doing okay. What happened this summer, Lee, in the markets?

I'm doing it okay. Where I was looking at my chart in my account, and it was a big ramp up this summer. I'm very happy with my results. There you go. Did anything specific? I know the markets have been doing all right. You're welcome. I mean, what did you do, Lee?

What did you do? I don't know if I, you know, I think you had a couple of things that worked out in there. So I will leave it at that. Yeah. So leave it at that. Cody and I both been very happy. It's just fun to be in the game, guys. Find $100 a month and put it away.

I am so glad I came in today to this. I'm going to glaze you up, Lee Baldwin. Because every once in a while I got to call Lee Baldwin, like he's my dad and I got to be like, can I get like $2,000 out of there? Just need a little bit, real quick. I need a little bit. I'm sorry. I'll give you half of that.

Yeah. So I'll log in and I'll see my thing, and I was not expecting the number I saw when I logged in. So thank you very much, Lee. And the whole crew over there at Lee Baldwin and Associates. Well, thank you for that. So you want to talk Apple Watch or tracking your sleeper on that? Well, I was asking you, like, I'm kind of geeky about that. I track my sleep and my heart rates, my steps, all that.

Yeah. But there's been a little controversy in the markets about or people who are headlines about whether it's actually truly, you know, how well it does track your sleep. Well, yeah, there's a lot of drama around the new Apple Watch. Have you followed that? I have, yeah. So the new Apple Watch, Cody, it's, obviously going to be great for all those biometrics we're talking about.

Yeah. I love to know how I'm sleeping. You do love that. I love to know if I'm having a heart attack because I am hypochondriac. I like to know my blood oxygen, which may or may not be accurate. Still, nice to get close to it. The new Apple Watch has all of that stuff. You know, it's better.

The tech gets better. It's also introduced a feature that's listening to all your conversations that people don't love. Like they're not already. Yeah, like they're not already. Yeah, it can give you a transcript. Like, you can literally go to. to the stenographer now in your personal life.

I get that. My phone did an update. And in the update, in the bottom corner now, there's this little like person that if you accidentally hit it, it just starts listening. It just says voice listening on. And I've done it so many times where all of a sudden, it's been recording me for an hour and a half, and I didn't even realize it.

Just you talking to your dog? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So what do you like about it? Lee? You just like knowing those things? I do. I like, um, here's what I look at the way I look at it. It sets a benchmark sort of. So, like, So whether it's perfect or not, but it's giving you numbers that gives you kind of a line of sand on how you're doing, right?

Sure, yeah. And we do that in our business, right? We benchmark things. How is your account, Josh's account versus the S&P 500? If you're in a 60-40 portfolio means, which means your 60% stocks, 40% CDs and other things, right? How does that go against a benchmark of the same thing? So for me, I like it. And it also, in our world, when we talk a dollar investment club or any investing, it's a way to measure and keep score.

Yeah. I think that does help. Gameifying it. Yeah. Gameify is huge. And you do get endorphins from gamifying things. You do. And I like, I've always like making adjustments if something's not working out.

So if I'm like, oh, I got a bad sleep score last night. I'll change that tonight. I'll go to bed earlier or whatever it is. I like doing that. Right. So I think it relates to if you're putting aside a certain amount of month, you look at your statement, you get a hopefully knock on what pleasure bowl. Yeah.

And so, yeah, so that's why I was talking about that. The one question I have for you, Lee, is the big headline I've seen this week is that bond markets are nervous or they're getting nervous. We have the Fed today. So what do we know about that? So now it's like, I believe it's over 80% chance. They're going to raise rates probably a quarter percent. And we need that, right?

Because tracking inflation? I mean, inflation. I mean, diesel hit $6 a gallon. Yeah. First time ever. That permeates throughout the system. So inflation, whether they say it's slowing or not, they've got to address it. I don't know if, you know, throwing the breaks on, like, mortgages and things like that,

I don't know if it's going to, and there's going to be one person that we can think of that's not going to be very happy. You're very upset about that. Very upset. So, yeah, we're looking at that. And it's going to be part about what they say after it. And so, because, yeah, on one hand, the economy is really. good, but now you've got inflation, higher interest rates are kind of bad for stocks, so do we want to stop this great economy?

So there's a lot going on there. Markets price things ahead, so I don't think you'll see any drastic movement because I think everyone's expecting an 80% right, and maybe another increase by the end of the year. We're also watching that AI potential bubble as everything stocked up on these AI companies. That's a wild debate now. Hey, we must have to pump the break. So it's like, all right, what is this? They've kind of put themselves in a jam, anthropic,

and open it because if you're saying it's bad for us, are you still going to develop it? It would be like the old, you know, Phil Morris, the cigarette company saying, knowing that this is bad but saying, well, we're going to keep making cigarettes. Like it's, it's... I know, there's a theory that's going around, and I don't know how you feel about this, But the theory is that

is that all these AI companies made all these big promises to corporations, businesses, governments, and they're not going to be able to fulfill these promises. So they think that if by going to the government and getting regulations put on them, maybe that's a clause to get out of these commitments. You see what I'm saying?

There's that theory going around. Yeah, I mean, I think there's a lot of theories. It's gotten a little political too. Like, oh, is this the next COVID to mess up a midterm? So I take a step back. I think Envidia, Jensen, came out last night and said, we're moving forward. These systems are built by humans. And if you feel like there's a safety concern, let the humans, let the people developing it, put the guardrails in place.

He's not about, I don't think, from how I read it, about more government regulation. Because you get the government into this, I don't know how they would start. I mean. I don't know. And then you've got China out there, right? Yeah, it's the race against China, and that's, you know, that's the debate is you want China to have it first. But you're also arguing that you want to sell China our chips. So which is?

Right. Do you want to stop China or we want to sell them our chips? Because you're talking on to both sides of your ass right now. Everything. Everybody is, right? So you got to tell me which one is it because you're making a pitch here. I don't know. It's a weird time. And in the investment world, we have to handicap that because AI has been so important to all these things that we talk about, right?

Sure. Anyways, we could nerd out for a while, Lee Baldwin. You keep making us money, sir. We appreciate you. My watch you have we nerded out for seven minutes. I see what you did there. Dollar Investment Club.com. Thanks, guys.

Sign up getting the game. Thank you, Lee Baldwin. Coming up this weekend, over at the OnCenter, the Villan Arts Tattoo Convention. Villan Arts has grown from a single convention in Philadelphia to the largest tattoo festival organizer in the world. And today they host more than 30 shows across the U.S. they'll be in Syracuse this Saturday.

So you want to get tattooed? You want to learn about tattooed? I do. You want to see art exhibitions, a marketplace, and so much more. All of the above. Each event is designated to showcase the diversity of tattoo culture while honoring its traditions. And I got passes.

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