The Show - FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

An absolute banger of a Buffalo Bills game on Sunday. A controversial ending to John Cena’s amazing career. Punching in early is time theft! Nothing says Christmas like grandma’s mashed potato bar. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Happy Monday. What a week we got this week.

Hey. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we do. Very busy week, but I think the best way to start today's show, Cody. It's to celebrate the fact that for the first time in 11 years, the Chiefs have been eliminated. Yeah. Yeah. What a weird day.

deep and intercepted. It's picked off and the Chargers are going to win. And not the Chiefs out of the playoffs. For the first time, in 11 seasons, the Chiefs will not be in the playoffs. Just all the right things happen. We will not have to watch Patrick Mahomes anymore.

No, not this year. Not for, who knows. Whatever weeks left. They put the backup in now, right? No, he tore his ACL. That's why. Is that what I missed? Yeah. Him and Michael Parsons are both out for the... I mean, those usually take about a year.

So who knows if they will both be ready for the start of next year. That's a big recovery. Yesterday was an enormous day. An enormous day for football. The Bill's game was incredible. Yep. Unreal. If you're a Bill's fan, that game was incredible. Your Cowboys, not so much.

No, it was a good game. just George Pickens, I'm putting this loss on him. It seems like he was kind of a boo-boo crybaby all night for not getting every single ball thrown to him. Okay. So if you would have just, I don't know. Not that it's on one guy, but I don't know. It seemed like, you know, the defense wasn't the worst.

They gave up a little chunk of points, but it wasn't like crazy. We'll get into all of that action from yesterday. And then tonight's, what, dolphin stealers? Yeah. All right. All right. I don't want to watch, but I'm going to have to, until I'm eliminated

from my fantasy playoffs, D.K. Medcaf has a game that he hasn't had all year long. He inevitably will absolutely have. I'm not even iffy iffy on that. I'm guaranteeing that happening.

And then who's this guy, Fernando Mendoza? Fernando! It's not a name that I was familiar with what he's a big player? No, just this year. Kind of was one of the he got not real lucky, but it was the good year, and he won the Heisman. What team is he on? Indiana.

Indiana Hoosiers. Yeah. We'll play the winner of this Friday's game between Alabama and Oklahoma. He got kind of lucky that this year was not a down year for guys, but I don't know. I feel like I may have given it to the guy of Vanderbilt and Pavia or whatever, just because his story was fun. What was his story? He was watching him was a little more exciting. He's just been there for a billion years.

I think he's an old man. Okay. And then he was cranky. after so it ruined it. Oh. I'm glad you didn't win it now. We will obviously talk about Sina's final match and whatever complaints you have. Cody and I both loved it, but we'll get into all of that.

It is Festivist Week. Friday morning, we will be live at lock one in Phoenix. I don't know if I have any spots left yet. I'm waiting for Big Nate to get me a final number because we might be at capacity now. Wow. If I got some room, I'll get you on that list. 10 days till criminal. And he called it, you guys.

And I hate that he's right. I hate that he's right. As meteorologists are calling for a warming just in time for Christmas. So we've gone through all of this. Yep. Just to get a muddy Christmas anyways. It can't happen. There's no way.

It can't do that. That would be the biggest screw off. Just the odd luck. For them just be like... I know that... Them being the weather. We have listeners all over Central New York and the country. So I can only speak to what I've been going through up in Oswega County again.

Even Cody's been getting it just as bad as me. It's unreal. It seems like a foot a day up there. Not that bad though. Yeah, you guys are getting like the worst of it. Off that lake effect. I'm not as bad as the Tug Hill where I am in Grammy. Tug.

I'm not as bad as, you know, what they're getting up there in the tug hill, but it's been rough. I would say if you looked at the snow on my deck right now, it's kind of how I measure it because it's undisturbed. Probably about three feet of snow already. It's unreal. Where was it? Already this December, I saw someone post that places like Camden already have had five feet.

Yeah, yeah, we've had at least three. Oh, good. This is fun. And I drove up to the Pizza Hut and Fulton, so I got to go to the city of Fulton, The big city of Fulton yesterday. They were struggling. Everyone's digging out. And Fulton, they were just totally deep in the snow.

It was one of those weekends, guys. It was insane. It just never stopped. It never stopped. And then when it did stop and you were like, oh, the second you went, oh, look, look at this, it stopped snow. Oh, it's blizzarding again. Yeah. Insane. I complained about it on Facebook.

And, of course, people like Polly are like, wham. Because you know, Paulie. he doesn't shovel or snow blow. He doesn't do anything. No. There's not a chance he does any physical labor to clear snow, so he has no. Oh, poor baby. All right.

No, I was he has no, he doesn't shovel anything, he doesn't snowball anything. He barely probably brushes off his car. Yes. So, but those of us who are living in it and have to clear it, it's bad a lot. Well, weather forecasts say a warming trend is expected in the coming weeks. so like this week into Christmas and the odds of a white Christmas are diminishing. I mean, that's good news. I guess if you wanted to travel for Christmas,

your flights will probably be on time unless you're poor Kelly sitting on the tarmac for eight hours. Climate prediction center shows the majority of the country is expected to see above average temperatures from the 19th to the 25th. The only places that'll have colder weather are north of us. So like New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine. And, you know, places up north. Here will be fine. Yeah.

You know what I mean? But like around here, even though, you know, there's a lot to melt. Yeah. I could see it somehow just in two days of upper 40s somehow. So hang on. So use these next couple days to get over to Wagman's Lights on the Lake, man. It was at capacity Saturday night. Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, good. Capacity. So, all right. Enjoy all that because this whole time we've been like, well, at least it'll be a pretty Christmas, and they're taking that away from us, Cody. Nah, that's okay.

You don't need that. Man. Pummer news to wake up to this morning, Rob Reiner. Stabbed the death, him and his wife. Oh, gross. That sucks. Seems like it was done by their kid. Well, not kid, 32-year-old son Nick.

That's tragic. They were found dead in their home in Los Angeles, and a parent homicide. Rob was 78. His wife was 70. Lacerations consistent with a knife, man. Jeez. Rob Reiner, I always loved the guy.

I love them in Spinal Tass. One of my favorite movies of all time. If you can see, the numbers all go to 11. 11, 11, 11, 11. And most of these, amps go up to 10. Exactly. Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?

Well, it's one louder. One louder. What we do is if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? Put it up to a lot. 11, exactly. One louder. One louder. you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number and make that a little louder.

These go to 11. These go to 11. It's my favorite movies of all time. I didn't know he was a director and all that until way later. I remember him just being in random movies growing up. And then as I got a little older, I want you know who people are. He did. That's that guy. His whole company, I think it's Castle Rock.

Is that his company? I don't know that logo. I don't know that logo. Before a lot of movies. I think Castle Rock was. his company. Gotcha. Yeah, this, obviously, people met him as Meathead, all the family days.

What are you doing here? Why? What about the other foot? To make no sock on it? I'll get to it. Don't you know that the whole world jokes back then? A sock and a sock and a shoe.

I like to take care of one foot at a time. It's just as quick my way. Wait a minute, that ain't the break. Suppose there's a fire in the house and you've got a rub for your life. Your way, all you got on is one shoe and a sock. My way, you got on a sock and a sock. You see, you're even. Suppose it's raining or snowing outside.

Oh, my God. Your way with a sock on each foot, my feet would get wet. My way, with a sock and a shoe on one foot, I could hop around and stay dry. It's like Abbottes Costello. I know it is. This is the 70s. 1970s, all in the family. So funny.

His father, Carl Reiner, worked with Mel Brooks back in the day. Mel Brooks is 99, I think, right now. They're still around. I idolized them. When I was a teenager, I'd come home from school every day when I was about 15, 16 years old, and I would put on a 2,000-year-old man record and listen to it. I mean, not just because it was my dad, but, I mean, it was just the most brilliant comedy ever put on record. They used to go on Ed Sullivan every once in a while and do their routines,

and I think I was about 16 years old. My dad and Mel were sitting in the living room, and I came in, and I said, I have an idea for a joke. I said, it's the first person who would invent applause. And they said, what is that? I said, well, in the old days, if somebody was funny or somebody sang and somebody did something really good, and you really liked you, you'd go, oh, boy, is that good?

And if you really love somebody, you could kill yourself because you'd slap yourself to death. He said, so the first guy, when nobody was looking, he pulled his head out. And he put his hands together like that. He says, and that was the first applause. I felt unbelievably privileged. I was beside myself. Carl Reiner was in Oceans 11.

You might remember from that. It was the older guy in Oceans 11, but did a million other things as well. So, sad story, terrible news. Did they catch this kid or is he? I don't know where the kid is. Rob and Michelle have another son, Jake, and a daughter, Romi, Rami, Romi, and also an adopted daughter. but I don't know where the kid is and how they knew it was the kid.

Sources say they were murdered by the 32-year-old son Nick. But I don't know if he's in custody. I would hope so. If they know he's the killer. Or they're just looking for him. Oh, man. Very sad. Yeah, that's too bad.

Very sad. Tomorrow's never promised. Make the most of today, friends. A beautiful night tonight for Wegman's lights on the lake. If you are going to, we're going to get a little fresh snow. You're going to get out there over on Onondaga Lake Parkway and enjoy. The beautiful lights. Yeah, I got it.

I gotta get back over there. I like to go, you know, a couple times before Christmas. Two, three times, I know, but. I'm only gone twice. What are you doing? That's insane. And one of them was a work time.

You know what I mean? They're both technically work things. Yeah, I still are, but I paid attention real well, just because it's a lot of fun. So get your tickets now. Lights on the lake.com. As always, get them early. As you found out Saturday, it was at capacity.

That's... I would guess this weekend's going to definitely do that again. Yeah, I was going to say that. I can see that happening from here on out, especially as the weather gets like the... Get your tickets now, lights on the lake.com. The people are debating this article. Like the outcome, I guess, of this article. And for once, I'm on the employer's side.

Usually I'll side with like a worker. But a 22-year-old was fired after consistently clocking in early at her job. And I know the eye roll. Oh, boy. Depends. I'll hear, I'll hear the details first. She was scheduled to work at 7.30. Okay. And she regularly showed up at 6.45 and clocked in.

Oh, 45 minutes early. No, no, no. Her employer issued. That's so much money. Verbal warnings, written warnings. She did it a total of 19 times. Time theft is still theft. Time theft is still theft.

It was more than, was that printed out right? Right by the clock, right by the punch in clock? Fempt is still theft. Court ruled that her firing was justified, stating that the issue was not about her being punctual. It was that she was clocking in early. That's 45 minutes over 19 different times.

That adds up. Because I used to get in trouble for trying to take advantage of, we would have like a rule of where you had like whatever the stupid swing is, because God forbid that's life or death. What? If you show up to a grocery store. or at, you know, a couple minutes late. Okay, got you.

Yeah. But for them it was. So you had a couple minute window. I used to take advantage of and would punch in usually like one minute outside of that window to start. So if I had to be there by six, I would punch in at like $5.52. That way I would get paid for like, and I didn't realize until I got yelled at for it. Gotcha. You were tactically getting paid from $5.50.

30 or whatever on. So you're stealing that half an hour. So you either show up at 530 or stop, you know, that whole it's like, yeah, right. I'm sorry that I ruined the entire. You get paid that whole 15 minutes. No, I remember at Sears they would do that. Yeah, 15. It's like, oh, ho.

If I got a clock in at 9 and I clock in at 855, well, now I'm getting paid for 845 to 9 o'clock. And that adds up because as Cody said, time theft is still theft. You're stealing from the Sears company here, Josh. No, and you needed to punch out for your lunch too. Which I don't think you're supposed to do. I think you're supposed to have a paid lunch. I don't know what the law is. No, we used to have everything.

15 minute breaks. Lunches. Oh, I used to be the worst. Used to be the worst. I rarely ever, because I used to have to take, you'd have to, you know, legally two 15s and a 30. Right. But it was one of those where it would be too busy.

I'd be the only person there. So I used to work through my break. So I would have to be sneaky and run over there and just punch my break and run back to what I'm doing. And then set my alarm in the 15 minutes. man's go off, run back over there. So you just work through your breaks? All the time.

Oh, that sucks. All the time. Because you would forget, you'd just be doing stuff. And all of a sudden, they'd, and then that's another thing you'd get in trouble for. The other things you get in trouble for, man. Well, different corporations like that work crazy. Yeah. You know, all that stuff adds up, I guess.

But I'm with, I'm with the employer on this one. If you're scheduled at 7.30, you can't check it. You can't clock get in 645. If you get here, fine. Hang out. You're not clocking in yet. Nope, that's yes. If you want to get here then, great.

Great. Everybody's hovering around the thing to punch in at the same time. And go. Put your number in. Put your number in. Quick, quick, quick. 315, 364, 101. Hey, make sure you punch out.

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But no, no, you don't like us. They don't need it for the Today Show. So I guess just Al Roker wins again. Well, Saturday night, big time. Wrestling activities. Big time, wrestling fights. Big fight, bird fight, Sina night. John Sina's final match.

Yep. A lot of people had like guesses and speculations that we thought was going to happen. Yep. A lot of the, it was funny that I like to guess and think things could happen, but I love watching like the dirt sheet nerds. They're like, no, you can absolutely expect. As per my source. Like, guys, stop. Yeah. As per my source.

I know what's going on. The funniest watching people try to act like that with wrestling. Those people generally don't know what's going on. Anybody who says they know what's going on. Yes. Have no idea what's going on. going on. And I speak to that first person as a man who has been around so many different, I don't know, like media changes that the comment section always knows what's going on

when they absolutely have no idea. His final entrance, I've got it, if you want to jump in Twitch.tv slash K-Rox C and why they really milked it and I really liked how they milked it. It was, I liked the, um, the entrance. Yeah. Or the, um, uh, background, all that stuff. All like the lights and stuff. Yeah, like the display they had of the entrance. Like that was all really cool. I like what they do when they don't have a ramp. I go back and forth.

Sometimes I like a ramp, but then I see stuff like that and like, ah, it's cool when they're on the ground. Oh, he walks out of the tunnel. Yeah. Huge pop, obviously, people going nuts. This was down in D.C., which was kind of random, but... Well, it was. But it wasn't. Why wasn't it?

Boston wouldn't give them enough money. Gotcha. Triple-AX is all about money now. It's all money. TKO and them is money. I would have never guessed that as they promoted heavily all the Saudi Arabia things coming up for the WW. Yep.

Which is disgusting, in my opinion. Saudi blood money. So then now he... Right now, he's taking the camera from the guy. Can you explain that? It's his boy, Stu. It's the camera guy for WWE, but they've always had like a fun little relationship

where, you know, the camera guy is significantly older. You know, Seena makes them sprint down the damn, you know, entranceway with them. They just have a fun little back and forth. So it was the last time. So he's given some flowers to stew. That's cool. That's nice. Time is now.

He's got his towel. That's a wrap on that. He comes out. There's a lot of those for sale. There's a lot of that for sale. And a lot of people like Donkey is saying he didn't enjoy the match. What did how did you feel about it? I loved it.

I had no problem with it. It was back and forth. There was some false finishes. You got to see Super Sina hit Super Sina, the five moves of Doom a couple times. Walter, Walter, Gunther got to get in a couple really good chops. There were some fun moments where you could, like every once in a while, you know, you see these guys kind of realize what they're doing. There's the funny moment where they were on the turnbuckle there and they kind of both chuckled a little bit.

Or it's like, I mean, they, Gunter realizes what a big moment this is. So, I mean, he's a huge fan, so that's got to be cool. Yeah, like, everybody was booing and like F Hunter at the end, which I agree with that sentiment, but booing and I'm like, you don't think that John Sina picked who he wanted to wrestle, picked how he wanted it to end. All of this was his choice. This is how he wanted to go out. Yeah, that's how, I mean, that's how these guys usually do this.

If you go back, I mean, until a lot of them, you know, ruin it with coming back. That's how Rick went out. That's how Sean went out. That's how Kurt went out. That's even how Goldberg went out. That's how a lot of these guys like to go out. They want to put over somebody on the way out. And if Gunther lost, he would come out tonight on Wednesday Night Raw and say what?

I tried real hard, but he got the best of me. No, he's going to come out and now be super over if I tapped out the greatest ever. Yeah, that's going to be a big rub for someone. wanted to put Gunther over, which it seems like there's been a lot of different times in the last couple years. They're trying to really put Gunther over. Because he's amazing. He's phenomenal.

He should have the balance relatively soon. But yes, it was, I mean, I get it. You don't want to see, you have this whole buildup. The whole, I didn't like the tournament, like the last couple months. I haven't really been the biggest fan of it. It was cool to see him wrestle Dominic Mysterio, blah, blah, blah. I feel like it was kind of rushed at the end. They were like, oh, crap, last time is now.

Yeah, right. got to do this. Yeah. But, I mean, what are you going to do? There's only so many things you can do. There's only so many people available. Would I have liked to add your Jericho involved? Maybe a little. Sure.

But this was, I'm sure, way more on Sina than people realized. Yeah, he chose all this. Like, so everyone's complaining, obviously, about him smiling when he made the tap out. Yeah, that, that I understood, but I also, I didn't like it. Because it also, like, smile right after. Don't smile as it like. But he was doing it because it was like, I'm done. Yeah.

And it was a, all right, you got me. Right. I got a tap. You got it. But in the same token, it was like, ah, you can be mad. And then smile. You can be mad that he kind of. Fun picture.

Took you behind the curtain a little bit. And it's a silly picture that's going around. I get why, like, wrestling fans are mad because they're like. But this was. Keeping a real mad. But also, it's the guy who is a show. His whole life to that business. Yeah.

And that's his final moment, and he's enjoying it. As weird as that sounds, he's kind of savoring it, you know? Yep. And Hamone and I were talking about it. I think also people kind of forget, because he hasn't been on for so long, how much Sina talks in the ring. He calls his spots. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

A lot. Him and Jericho are the two, like, two very notorious. You can see them talking. Yeah. So I think that kind of threw people for a little bit of a loop. All right. I mean, I really liked it. I really liked it.

It was back and forth for a while. I mean, I don't know if else you could have done. And then at the end, everybody came down to the ring and handed him some belts. What was that about? They do that sometimes. Like, Hogan got that treatment. I didn't, I thought it was kind of weird. And even Sina, you could hear him audibly say, this isn't what I want when he tried to hand them back to titles.

And they were like, no, go to each corner. Yeah. You can hear him saying. this isn't what I want. Because it was weird, like, he's not the champion. He doesn't need to have your two fake ones. He had 17. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it was cool. The video package was interesting. Interesting as hell that they put Vince in it. Yeah. I think he was backstage, too. Oh, Vince was? Because it was, he was his, you know, dad-like figure or whatever you want to say for 20 years. It ended up being an absolute scumbag for sure.

And I guess we kind of knew that the whole time. But he was a part of it. I don't hear. But I think that was kind of interesting to have him in that. But cool video package. Kind of maybe thought he would say something. I don't know. I don't know what.

He turns to the camera and says, thank you for letting me serve. What do you say? Thank you for letting me serve you or whatever. I thought maybe in the ring he would say something. Yeah, no. But, no. That was it.

It was cool. I liked the whole, not pay-per-view, whatever, the Saturday Night's main event. I liked it. I mean, that Cody Rhodes-Met. ended really abruptly, but... I only watched this match. I turned it on right before he started.

It was definitely worth the two or whatever and a half hours that you got out of it. I really enjoyed it. I like they had different, the young and upcoming stars because that's what scene asked for. He wanted young people on the card.

Yeah. So, I don't know. It's cool, though, but it also sets up what people are saying in the chat that is cool that I hope they do something with, is it now Gunther has retired Goldberg? He retired Sina.

Now he can, I mean, that'd be cool because A.J. Stiles is coming up. Randy Orton. There's just random people. They could have to make a really cool gimmick out of Guntar. Yeah, we're reaching the end of the road for a lot of these guys. There's going to be a lot of retirement happening here. Yeah, in the next five years. I don't think they all get John Sina tours like this, right?

No, but that's what's interesting is that AJ Stiles sure as hell better get something very similar to this. Randy Orton will get something close, but not. Right, right. I mean, there's at least two. Yeah. And they usually have one every, you know, 20 years you get something like this. But those are two, I think. And I'm sure there's others that I might be missing.

But off top of my head, those two for sure. Oh, I did catch a little of tag match. That was a good match. That was awesome. Yeah. I really like the guys that are in that. Jvonne Evans is awesome. Yeah.

I mean, obviously, AJ Styles. Real cool. Real cool. But yeah. It was cool. Listen, I don't really follow Sina. He wasn't, I was a little older than like the whole Sina era, but the dude's a great, he's a great face of the company.

He did so much great with, you know, make a wish and all these great things. Yes, he stayed out of trouble. Yep. I was never a Sina guy. I very much was a very loud anti-Sena. There was nothing more fun than at a live house show sitting next to around kids, having them go, And then as long as you can, right at him, going,

Cedon, it sucks! Yeah, yeah. And it was all in fun. It was never, you know, malicious. But it was just fun to have that back and forth. But I understood what he meant to everyone else. I mean, for God's sakes, the make-a-wish thing, he's done. He's made the most make-a-wish of anybody.

A billion make-a-wish. So the impact that he had on people in the whole business. He was a great face of the company. He, when you got all these wrestlers getting all this trouble, you always count on seeing it as just, straight and narrow. Yep. But, I mean, yep.

That's a wrap, man. And I, after that, no, I don't think they do, I think that's it. Well, they don't keep dragging him back out. No, I don't think he does, because there was, you know,

the possibility of the swerves and the whole rock thing. I think the, the end of the rock thing was when he turned back into a good guy scene and was like, I did that, and then everyone left. No, I didn't feel like,

I think that was their way of being like, yep, we're done with that. I didn't feel like anything was left open. at all. I feel like it was the way he said goodbye and then they all came to the ring and then he goes out and just think he'll like to serve you. I feel like it's right. He'll come

back. Sure, yeah. He'll be a... He'll be back a bunch of times. Not wrestling. Right. But all these guys retire and then, you know, they can always do stuff in a couple years or whatever. That music hits at a WrestleMania. Yeah, and he comes down to... Works the mic a little bit. That's it. Some arrogant kid jaw jacking on the mic. Yeah. Attitude adjustment.

Yeah. Nice big pop. It's fine. It was a fun night. Friday morning, we will be live at Lock One Distilling in Phoenix, New York for our annual festival show. Tune in on Twitch and, of course, right here on the airwaves as we'll be broadcasting, be sharing your grievances. If you would like to air your grievances, all you got to do is text them to the K-Rock text line. 315, 364, 1009. Say, hey, I'll save those and read those off as we air our grievances Friday morning. Also, feats of strength.

If people have the option to win tickets to what I got, Weird Al. Okay. I've got guns and roses. Okay. I've got other ones, but I don't have the email from me right now. But I do have some giveaways. All right. Some fun prizes for our games coming up.

Awesome. Our pajamas have been delivered. You can see our outfits for Friday morning. Very exciting. It's a good one. It's a good year. Good outfit year. 1,700 people were asked their favorite holiday foods and drinks,

Coco. That's almost 1,800 people. It's almost 1,800, but not, it's a little more than 1,600, but not quite 1,800. Perfect amount. Let's go through this list, then, is what's your favorite? Your number one's probably cookies, isn't it? Yeah, this time of year, man, Christmas cookies are plenty, real, real nice. Yesterday was Cookie Day at my in-laws. You're making cookies all day.

Uh-huh. I like that. That's a good one. Number one is Christmas cookies. Yeah. Yep. Number one, favorite holiday treat is Christmas cookies. All. I mean, I have ones that I like more than others.

I had one for breakfast this morning leaving the house. But all, I just like them all. They're all just so good. What do we make it? Well, I didn't make anything. I just sit there on the couch and they make them all. You get the broken ones? There's a lot of cutout cookies. That's, I mean. I know how much you love those. Those are good. Brownies, Snicker doodles? The Grinch cookies were made yesterday.

What do I know the Grinch cookie? The Grinch cookie is like a, it's like a green cookie. A little red cherry? as a nose or something? It's got the cherry or the Hershey kiss in it. Whatever, we got those. Either way. Chocolate chip cookies were made.

A lot of things. A lot of cookies were made yesterday. My house is full of them. They're so good. Number two is strange. I don't really consider this like something I want. Hot chocolate. Oh, okay.

I was like a dry bowl of nuts. No, dry bowl of nuts isn't even in the top ten. All right. Hot chocolate, though. I like that. I don't do hot liquids, but I can see that people would enjoy it during the holiday. season.

I like to just hold it like this. Got all the marshmallows and the steam. You like to be basic and just hold your little mug. That's a good, that's a good hot chocolate. Like you stare out at the snow. You do that a lot. And that is just kind of variations of different cookies, like chocolate chip cookies, gingerbread cookies.

But number seven, don't know. I want you to understand that this entire list, except for two items, are sweet. It's cookies, it's hot chocolate, it's all these things. Number seven, mashed potatoes. Well, holiday mashed potatoes, bowl of mashed potatoes. They can just, all right, gather around, kids. Time for the yearly tradition of our mashed potato feast.

And don't get me wrong, I'll eat a big old bowl of mashed potatoes. I mean, when it comes down to, like, you know, my Christmas treats, I don't think of that. Yeah, I'm never, like, reminiscing about the good old days when we would gather around and grandma would bring out the mashed potato bar. That big Christmas Eve mashed potato bar. They'd have all the fix-in. All the toppings you could imagine right there. So many fix-ins.

Grandma's mashed potato bar. Hey, you haven't to have a little fix-ins? Also on this list, bread rolls. So just rolls, I guess. No, I mean, that is in the holidays. Because that's usually a staple at all of them. So even if you don't, you go somewhere and it's like ham. Oh, no.

Just have some mashed potatoes in a roll. Because I can get some rolls here, I guess. There's only a roll. Fudge made the list. Yep. Yep. I can't wait for... Mostly cookies, though.

After the holidays, because then that's when people here bring in everything that they don't want anymore, but I do. My favorite week of the year is coming up. And that is the week between Christmas and New Year. Betwixt. Where you're sustaining almost only on the most random Christmas things you have around your home. home.

Yep. You're going to have some cookies for breakfast. Maybe you'll have a big old slab of ham or something in the middle of the day. Right. You never know. Maybe I'll have some more cookies. Maybe I'll have some, what is that? Cheesecake.

I'll have a little cheesecake. You're just, you're gnawing on randos for a whole week. You're not aware of the day, the time. That's what I usually like when you're like, wait, what's, it's Wednesday. That is the best. Yep. Gotcha. And I hope that you're all lucky enough to get some time off.

But so those of you who are lucky. enough to get that time off during the holidays. That, yeah, as Bob calls it, it's just the blur. You're not aware of anything. I don't know what day it is. Are we, is it, has it New Year's yet? Do we have New Year's? When did I shower last?

Did I shower? What time is it? You're just sleeping in. It's like, all right, well, it's like enough in the day. I'm going to start playing some video games. It's 9.30 in the morning. Exactly. Does mail come today?

I don't know if mail comes today? I'm going to crack a beer. It's 10. Oh, yeah. Oh, well. Is it too early for an edible? It's never. The answer is no.

It is never too early for that. Not on vacation. I look forward to that week. Oh. What a beautiful night tonight for Wegman's Lights on the Lake. Get it in now because if this warm weather shows up and starts melting the snow, I don't think it's going to be able to melt all of it. I think we got enough to hold us.

Yeah. I think that we'll still have a white Christmas. I hope. We've certainly had it, at least up in Fulton, we got like three feet. So I get nervous. I don't want it to be a dumb muddy. Lights on the lake.com for tickets and information, of course. You get your tickets right there on the website.

Bingo bangle bingo. Oh, you're more than you're selling me on this, the more I'm thinking about it. How many outside? Like the lights are shining in my face. Who's out there? There is a vehicle there. Yeah, that is a weird way for the lights to shine. Who's outside?

Who is it? Oh, Addy Spaghetti! You son of a bitch! God! Turn off, you know! Reflecting in my eyeballs. What about now? Did I do it? No, they're off now.

Lights on the lake.com, get those tickets, and if you're lucky tonight, you'll be behind Tam-Tam 2 hips. So she's going tonight with my Aunt Shelley. I should just wait and get right behind them the whole time. She'll let you get in her van. Or right in front of all. You want to lie. Listen to me.

Give them a cut. Listen to me. Listen to me. if you want to put yourself in that van I am not responsible It's just the two of them? Cutting up?

Come on I bet you make it halfway before you climb out of that van? I think I might last Just because I think our moms are similar They are But then you add my aunt Shally to the mix It's a lot

It's exhausting That's why the reason we won't let those two get together It's a lot Yo yeah Deb and Tam Tam and Deb They came together at that bingo event That was enough for me Although As future content creators.

Hey! Let's just put that in her back pocket as our last resort. To make money off our parents. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. We'll let you do a podcast.

No, no, no, no. Turn our cards back on. I got it. We got one more idea. No, no. We got one more idea. Yeah, we'll start milking our moms for content. Tam and Deb podcast coming soon.

Yeah, it's not making any money, guys. I don't know. It's weird. No, you guys should just keep doing it, though. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It's weird. No, sorry.

Twitch. slash K-Rox C&Y, you can jump in and chat with us all morning long. Say hello. I kind of agree with this lawyer. So there's a lawyer suing the IRS trying to demand that pets should count as legal dependents like human children. As much as I love animals. Really? I just, I can, I don't know, because imagine you're not any of ours, but like say you're miserable,

mom and she's got a dog that you hate, but she's a millionaire and you've done nothing but help her for years and it was the worst. And then she dies and leaves all of her money to Fifi, the dog. Oh, okay. And now you're screwed as the person that actually took all care of her forever of the times. I would say,

I don't think, this could be a controversial take. Obviously, I don't think pets cost as much as human children. Yeah. No, no, no. Not at all. So maybe like it's a different category for dependents. But I feel like if I'm allowed to write off my kids as dependents. Oh, you should be able to write off a little bit. Oh, maybe I didn't misunderstood then. Then yes. That part, yes. Yeah. I should be able to, when tax time comes,

be like, all right, I spent, you know, $800 on things to make, to keep ALSA achieving, you know, her dog goals as being the best dog she could, the same way that you have to spend, $800 or whatever for your kid to make sure your kid can keep achieving kid things. Now, Jebus, that's what I was going to say. in chat, Jebus says, crazy cat ladies sitting on the edge of their seat because there's going to have to be a limit.

Like if you've got 30 cats. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, that's, you can't write off 30 cats unless you're running a shelter. Yeah. You should be able to, though, I mean, be able to write off like food and stuff. But then with stuff like that, though,

case to case basis, because like you're saying, if it's some crazy cat lady with 30 cats, yeah, give her some help. Yeah. But you, you let all the cats in the house. You let them keep coming in. Yes. She says her eight-year-old golden retriever has no independent income,

resides exclusively with her, and has annual expenses exceeding $5,000. That satisfies the IRS's intent of dependency. She's saying that even though a lot of people would want this to be considered, it is very unlikely to the incomes of it, because even though there's a clear legal standing for what the penit. It keeps going on it.

Yeah. But, yeah, I agree. Bowen should be able to write off his pet insurance. Yeah. Those things. Like, not, not saying that they should be treated just as the same level as have people have kids. No.

No. But stuff like that, you've got pet insurance? Yeah, absolutely. Get a few bucks back for those animals. You're keeping them alive. Yep. They're not a burden on society. Like, yep, exactly.

Like that. If you're paying to, you know, keep them healthy. and, you know, get over diseases and cancer and stuff, then yeah. Mm-hmm. Get a little bit of money. Yes. Now, when those kids are real little, I like to just leave them home with a bowl of water and some food, and they're fine. Which, again, perfectly fine.

Perfectly fine. They're not going to get in too much trouble. Even then they're playpen. You get one of those that it manually dispenses the food and water. You can leave your kids home alone for days. I got a security camera and keep it on them. You can pop in every once while and say, hey, get there. We are your home for Buffalo.

Bill's football where a big game. Every week. Happened yesterday. Play clock down to four. Three, here's the snap. Hand off to the upman. Ty Johnson, and he's got the first down. And that'll put this game on

ice. The Patriots are a great first half team, but no one outscores their opponents better than the bills in the second half. They came in with a plus 95 point margin in the second half and they outscore the Patriots 28 to 7 over the final two quarters and they're going to win

their 10th game of the season and the division does not belong to New England just yet. No, it doesn't. No, not yet. Heck of a game, man. They were down and out. I was watching that first half. I was like, ah, this sucks for the bills. The Patriots just looked really, really good.

But they kind of, I think, let off a little bit. They were like, yeah, it's 21 nothing. and we got this and the bills came out. We're like, that doesn't mean it's three touchdowns. And this NFL, three touchdowns is nothing. Man, it was a great game. I loved that. Also, we should celebrate father of 10, grandfather, 44-year-old Philip Rivers.

Throwing his first touchdown in five years. They almost won. It almost won that game. I saw that headline. Has he not been playing or something? Where's he been? He retired. Why did he come back?

Because they needed something. They had nothing. I don't really, I mean, they could have put Riley Leonard in, the guy from Notre Dame and Duke and all that. But their deal was is that they had a good team. They made all these moves. They were, as of yesterday,

eight and five. They looked good. Jonathan Taylor was killing it. It was an MVP candidate. And they're like, we can't let our season be, derailed because Daniel Dimes is out. Because they were also admitting that it's just Daniel Jones.

Yeah. We can replace a Daniel Jones. And they're like, we got to find a guy that at least knows the playbook. I didn't, I don't follow the Colts at all. Phillip Rivers was it. So yeah, Kenny says he's been coaching a high school team. Like he was out, man. Yep.

Oh, he didn't. That's what, 2020. Yeah, 2020 was the last time he threw a touchdown. All right. Well, congratulations. Obviously, they did lose to the Seahawks, 1816. It was close, man. It was so close.

And usually not funny, even the littlest bit. Aaron Rogers was funny this week when he was like, no, I like it. When he was asked him out, he was like, I'm finally not the oldest guy in the league. Yeah, that's a grandfather. That's a great. That's pop-pop-pop throwing tuddies out there. And I can see them pulling out some type of win or two and getting in the playoffs. And somehow they end up playing like the bills.

The bills are lining up to have, hopefully for them. not an easy, but like an easier playoff run if they end up just being the wild card, they could play like a Colts team and then who knows the winner of the Pittsburgh division there and they would steamroll a Pittsburgh team, I bet.

So I mean, they might not face a challenge till the championship game here. This might be the bills a year. Obviously, knock on one until you just jinxed it. Obviously, I came and see the footage of someone popping their ACL because it looks gross. No, neither are the ones from yesterday.

looked bad with Mahomes or Michael Parsons. But for the first time in 11 seasons, your Kansas City Chiefs will not. Yeah. Be making the playoffs. Second down 15. And deep and intercepted.

It's our jurors are going to win. That was backup quarterback, Gardner Meishu. Old Garner Mania. Come on, Gardner. Get one, bud. They, they, um, they got to do something in the off season. As much as everyone's like, yeah, thank God. Nah, it's better.

It would have been better to watch them lose in the playoffs. I would have preferred to see them get knocked out by like Josh Allen and the bills or something. I don't want to see him lose because Patchma Holmes tears his ACL. I mean, they lost because they were that bad all year. Yeah. I was seeing people like, oh, that's it. They're done. Does Kelsey walk away now?

I think he's too old, right? He should probably retire because I don't know what they do, but they need help. I don't think the help they got around them or doing anything. they can easily write the ship instantly. Just get a running back here or there, a couple more little pieces on defense, and then they're right back to where they were. Because Patrick Holmes is still one of the best,

if not the best in the league. Just a little bit of it. Even in an off year, he still was doing things, you know, Patrick Mahomes style. So we'll see. But again, it takes a year usually for these ACLs, and this is the end of the year. Does he come back at the start of next year? A couple blowouts.

Ravens blew out the Bengals. Eagles blew out the Raiders. Yeah, that was a, if it was a jumping off point for the Eagles, then they have a chance to go nuts here and go crazy until they end up against somebody like the Rams or something in the playoffs. But that was either a game that met absolutely nothing. And next week, they have a dud against the commanders or it was a, you know, a good jumping off point because they have Washington, the bills, and then Washington.

So the Eagles should now win, you know, four of the. X-5. Washington did beat the Giants yesterday, 29-21. Sorry, Giants fans. Yeah. They'll be good in a couple years. Jags over the Jets. Jets, 4820.

Yep. Trevor Lawrence having his best game of the year by far, because playing him in fantasy. Texans over the Cardinals. Bears killed the Browns, 31 to 3. Texan says the ref stole the game from the Panthers yesterday. I know our boy Badger went down to the Panthers game. What happened there?

Saints over the Panthers. to 17. I didn't. Was there a call? I don't watch all these games. I was watching it on Red Zone, so I didn't see if there was a bad call. Uh-oh.

I didn't notice. And he's down there in Carolina, so. Oh, geez. Rams over the Lions. Yeah, that was a, what do you call it, a barn burner of a game?

They're just huckin' tuddies, man. Two big teams. 49ers over the Titans. That got close. What was the final score? 3724. They pulled away. And then the Vikings over your copy.

Boy's, bud. Yeah, that was a good game. It was just our, if all facets of our offense were working, I think we would have won, but we had a bunch of weird injuries here and there. George Pickens was walking through different routes. I could tell you immediately if it was going to be a run because George Pickens would walk.

Oh, all right. When they'd say hike, so that's not coming to him. Maybe don't, maybe don't give away the play, George. But no, they looked a very Dallas-esque. And he says they basically walked to the Saints down. down the field every time they had the ball. That's a bummer. I hate when the refs get involved like that.

Who day? Who day? Who they say they're going to beat them. And then big Monday night football tonight. Dolphins at Steelers. I don't care about either of those teams. I don't either, but I have to watch because I need D.K. Medcaf to not have any point so I can advance in my big money fantasy league,

which absolutely means that D.K. Medcaf, mark my words, will have, let's see. I'll go seven catches, 118 yards. Oh, okay. Two tuddies. That way I can be blown right out. Okay. So there you go. Big Monday night game.

And then what are we into now? So like, these are still regular weeks, right? We're not like in the, so these even though. Regular season NFL, playoffs, fantasy NFL. Okay. So even there's like, there's still three weeks of football left, right? In about two weeks left of, you. You like, everyone should now be moving into their semifinals and then the finals.

Okay. All right. Yeah, because I saw the bill play the Jets. Like you said they got a pretty easy schedule coming up, I think? I didn't see what the bill schedule was. I just saw the Eagles is Washington, the Bills, and then Washington again. Whereas the Cowboys had to win out. I mean, we could still, if the Eagles was out and we went out.

It's not an easy one. It's Bill's at Browns this Sunday. Okay. I think that'll be fine. There's the hard game. and then they end it with jets. Jets on January. That's another one where the bills now,

they should win two of three and be just fine. Not have to worry about running the division, but, you mean, you always want to win the division and get a home field, but I say, screw it. Bills go on the road and start knocking people off. Ten days till Christmas and tonight would be a beautiful night for a Wegman's.

Lights on the lake. Get your tickets now. Lights on the lake.com. That's also a good stocking stuffer. Like here. Yeah. Got you. Go, go see them. You do it.

Go. Go out there. I don't know why this is even a debate as we talk about Christmas gifts and gift giving. But they asked 20,000 Americans just about what's good gifts, what's bad gifts. And there's a debate over donations made in your name. I made a donation to the Human Fund in your name. Perfect. Good gift or bad gift?

I don't think that's a good gift. right? No, nobody wants. Nobody wants that. If I wanted to give, I'd give. Give me the money and then I'll go give it. Yeah, it's a very thoughtful, because it's still a gift,

and you're donating and it's going to a charity and it's a good cause, you know what I mean? Like if someone came here and was like, hey, for your birthday, here's the certificate, donated $100 to this dog rescue. Yeah. I'd be like, oh, thank you. I could have used the $100.

But you can't, you can't be mad that it went to, like, you know, to help. But, but, No, thank you. Mm-hmm. I would, any other time of the year, I'll do cheer then and help then. Thank you. Let me have some.

Mr. Krukes-Sah, Merry Christmas. Not if you could see our books. What is this? The Human Fund. Whatever. Exactly. Whatever. Turns out most Americans do think it's a good gift, though.

56% of people said that is a nice gift. Cousin Jay said exactly what I was just going to. to say you got to be careful though because you never know nowadays man what people are okay with what they're not okay with not ruffling any fathers just saying hey i just went and donated to this cause that supports certain people's human rights right that person doesn't think those people should have those human rights or whatever then all of a sudden it's a whole thing and how it's oh god yep so but i have the gift yeah just here gift and you'll be good to go think whatever you're going to do for donations, take a like 10 of that, get them some scratchers and give them that.

And then you slip in there also. I also donated $40 to insert dog rescue here. How nice. We will be live at Lock One Distilling on Friday morning for our annual Festivist show. Before after IKEA, though. Oh, well, we're going to be obviously at IKEA as well. I have a question for those of you who are hunting out there. Can you not be drunk while hunting?

I would figure that's a big part of it, right? No, I bet not. You can't have it. It's a firearm. Yeah, and you can't have any booze or whatever? I don't know, because now that I'm saying it out loud, who knows, man? Who knows? But I assume.

There's probably a law that says you cannot be intoxicated while handling a firearm? There's got to be, right? Okay, nerds. I thought we partied. I thought those was America. I would say, I mean, their hunters out on their land or whatever. they do what they want. But I bet you've got to be careful if you're driving.

Oh, yeah, if you got to drive. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know that is. If you start up maybe your day. Yeah, because you can't be high. You can't be high? No.

Yeah, you definitely can't. And you can't, well, one, you can't have, you can't do both. You can't have a firearm license and also test it for, like, marijuana. That's why when it all came out, if you got like a medical marijuana card. Mm-hmm. And the state of New York, you were not allowed to. have like concealed carry. Just some people, they didn't bother to remove that from when they had a marijuana,

a medical marijuana card. Gotcha. So I don't know the rules with all that. Well, this is a guy who is, now, he accidentally shot a moose instead of a deer. That's where the story starts. Well, yeah, that'll do it. He faces a gross misdemeanor charges after allegedly shooting a moose. and when he mistook it for a deer, and it all comes down to, I guess,

the fact that he was hammered. Not even that hammered, though. When they finally tested him, he blew a point one. Well, then, see, then that would be almost like, eh, who cares then? He shot a moose and killed it. That, well, yeah, that gets you. That's now you're in trouble for that.

No, I was going to say, but then, see, he's fine to be drunk then. He's very capable. He sent a message to another member of the group saying, quote, I effed up and shot a moose. Yeah. Who's going to find out? Like no one, that... I don't know how that works.

They're tagged. If that moose's family comes home and like the moose never shows up, do they call the police? Like, how was we going to find out? They just assumed that dad went out for moose milk and never came back. Postie, he blew a point one or a point one zero, if that helps you. He was over the legal limit. The moose was found 110 yards from his stand.

Officers reported the man's eyes were bloodshot and watery and that he smelled of alcohol. He acknowledged drinking beer the previous night and a test showed that he had a BAC of 0.1, which is higher than the legal limit. All right. But then what do they do with the moose? What do they do with that moose?

I mean, the moose is dead now. They'll probably give it, cut it up like the, it's like what they, it's like for the people that around here are upset that they're going to start killing the deer overnight, tonight, start tonight. You know, they give all that meat to the food bank. Who's mad about that? Comment sections. You can't read comment sections. It's just so infuriating.

Don't even read it. We're overrun with deer. These are hunters who apply for this, and they go and call the deer population. Because it's not good when they start getting down into the city. No. It's not, you don't want to see deer. They're just big rats. Down in, like, different parts of the valley and stuff that aren't, like, the woods.

And if you're a hunter who's mad that you can't harvest these deer, I think you can apply to be a part of this. That was the argument I've seen the most is that, well, you're taking, there's plenty of hunters that would, like, to get these deer and it's like, well, I'm sure there's probably an application process. All right, come on down. But you can't, though, because they're in populated areas. Like, yeah, these are just deer that are like overrunning residential neighborhoods. I mean, if you know where to hunt up on Onondaga Hill that's legal, give it three to four days, then come up there where it's legal.

And then you can because once they start this every year, I can usually tell you when they do it because all of a sudden there is an ass ton of more deer up behind me because they all push out of where they're supposed to. Yeah. They're also, that's what this is supposed to do. They're running out. They're getting out. Yeah, but when Cody's driving into work and, like,

you're getting into the city and there's deer walking around. Yeah. That's like end of days, like, you know. Yeah, there shouldn't be. Apocalypse stuff. Past like the zoo area. There shouldn't be just random deer over there. But, I mean, I've never mistaken one for a moose.

Nah, quite different. Quite different. We are destroying this team. We are destroying this team. Underdogs. We are underdogs going in this game. I don't want to get too cocky. I don't want to get too loud. But nobody knows championship football more than this guy, more than these fans. I've seen it. I have six rings. And you're telling me Buffalo's better than us. This is our division. This is our league. And we're back. We're not beating this team. We're demolishing. this team and seriously Buffalo I feel bad I feel bad for the people of Buffalo you've waited you've been on the doorstep Josh Allen great guy it's over

your little you know whatever that was it's over thanks for winning me like 25 bucks Dave several minutes later play clock down to four three here's the snap hand off to the upman Ty Johnson and he's got the first

down and that'll put this game on ice That was the rant that made Cody some money. You saw Portnoy and you went and bet against it. I saw that rant and then it was, I went online and it was Bill 17 and a half point underdogs at that point. And it was like plus like 2000 to win for the money. Whatever. And I was like, do, do, as fast as I can, as fast as I can.

Nice. That was great. Cashed it in, man. Good one. Yeah. You can't do that stuff. As a very even-keeled cowboy fan, you can't do that. No, you can't.

You can't do the, it's our year, or we're going to win the Super Bowl, or it's over, especially at halftime of any game of the modern NFL. No. Against Josh Allen. Yeah. You continue to catch Buffalo Bill's action right here on K-Rock. You're home for Buffalo Bills football. Two weeks.

That game is going to be awesome. Eagles. Bills, Eagles. I think the K-Rock boss is full, right? I think that. I think so, yeah. I think they're doing a giveaway on the website, Krock.com. They haven't pulled for that yet. That's going to be a hell of a game.

But again, you never know with stuff like that because they, with some of those teams, they are afraid that they're, you know, they're going to see them later. It's the Chiefs approach, which this year doesn't matter. Right. Where they're not going to show everything because if we see you later, we want to, you know. Yeah. So if anything is all wrapped up, hopefully, you know, things are still on the line. So they actually have to have a good game that Sunday or whatever.

Well, I don't know when that is because it's Christmas soon. So I don't know how they... They're doing it next Sunday. It's still Sunday. No, but Christmas is only going to have a couple games or whatever. Oh, wait, man. Yeah, okay, never mind. Never mind.

I mix up my days. In your grocery store days, did you ever see a brawl break out, a fight of any kind? Yeah. There's a video going around here now of a brawl at a Los Angeles Whole Foods. I saw with the guy that tackled the guy? Yeah, they're going nuts. Nothing ever even close to that. I just don't know what happened at a grocery store to trigger that.

Unless there's a feud beyond what's happening at the grocery store. Anything. I've seen people get angry that they were looking at something too long. Really? Like moving along? You're standing in front of the cheese is too long? Yep. Or just like I've seen people get angry at the, like, you're standing there looking for something

and a guy just goes and it kind of reaches in front of you. weird Get out of my way Weird gross male pride Yeah security intervene And they stop the fight I just thinking Damn that's a brawl

At a grocery store What would trigger that? But you're right If people are shopping Or tensions are high already Yeah anything It's the weirdest I don't know

You just see weird stuff man At grocery stores I don't know what it is Brianna says I've seen people get into The dumbest fights Over the stupidest stuff Had two guys get to a fist fight

At the Cicero Price Chopper Over match box cards Right yeah So who knows what Relax. The guy caught him in line or... Is that 20 items in the 15 or less? I've seen that.

I've been yelled at for that. Mm-hmm. So I've definitely seen people get... Wait, do. Is that 20 items? Come on now, move it along. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. No, uh-uh. We will be at Lock One Distilling Friday morning. For our annual Festivist show, if you're coming down, make sure you get that dollar store gift exchange. And if you can't make it, we want to air your gruel. grievances. What's pissing you off this year? I mean, besides everything, everything pisses me off this year. But otherwise, other than that, what's specifically that way we can

text. Text your grievances to the K-Rock text line all this week and we'll read them Friday morning, 365-164-109. Now there goes Jonathan. I see him. Um, listen, you got to listen to your wife's advice, especially when you're 86 years old. Oh, well, yeah. It's 86-year-old James men, men, James, big Jim. Yo, Jimmy! Had to be rescued by first responders because he wanted to clear the leaves off his roof and his wife told him,

don't get up on the roof, which is good advice for everybody. Don't get on your roof. People get paralyzed and they die, climbing around on roofs. I used to love getting up on my roofs. I mean, yeah, you got to do it sometimes, but I'm just saying it's dumb. Yeah, that's how I used to have to put out my cursor sites in Cicero.

I'd have to get right up on there. Climbing on roofs. I only ever fell off, not the Cicero one, but roofs a couple times. Oh, it's terrifying. You can be real injured there. Well, this guy's 86. Yeah, I wasn't 86. He got up on the roof, decided his shoes weren't very grippy.

Shoes aren't grippy enough. And panicked. He didn't know how to get down. You always remember the grippy ones. The grippy ones. I got you, sir. I'm glad somebody's got me. I'm glad somebody's got me.

me. I'm glad somebody's got me. Well, sir, you climbed up there. I got you, sir. Perfect. Somebody's got me. My neighbor just happened to walk out and saw my legs over the side of their house. Can I reach up, reach up, reach up with that.

She's been on me for years and I have to do it. But when you build a home and you go up there and you blow it twice a year, you get confidence. Let me get your wrist. Come here, come here. I haven't you called all this. It's not your phone at all. That's what we're here for, okay? Maybe it's time.

It is his fault. You say it's climbing out of the roof. You leave him be. Clean the chimney. Someone else up there next year. Probably so. But you're trying to blow the leaves off. Oh, yeah, that part.

Maybe leave the leaves. But I used to have to get up there. I remember to clean the chimney. Frank would make me do that. Get out there and... That is the... Like Dick Van Dyke or a chimney sweep up there? It is the loudest, most abrasive noise you will ever hear in the world if you have to clean a

a piped wood stove. I have, and I know what it sounds like. It's that wire brush going up the woodstove. That's just... But you'll be thankful you did. Worst. You'll be thankful you did. I also saw a catch-on-fire once.

That was the fastest I ever saw my dad move. Our friend Jonathan is back from Toxin Pouts. Thanks for having me. Your skin's glowing today. Thank you. I did a fresh head shave yesterday. Oh, my God. And I'm glad you bring this up, Jonathan.

Because I really hope the owner of this company is not listening right now because this is going to be the least rock radio morning break you've ever heard. But we hear on this show lately. We have a skin care regimen. We've been talking a lot about our skin care regimen, Jonathan. I've noticed it some changes. I've got a scrub that I've been using. Really?

But I want your take. Because the one I got is just like a Walmart face scrub. Apricot, St. I've scrub. Oh, you'll show you a whole on a second. Oh, you took a picture of it? It is. Mine's in a blue bottle. I don't know what it is.

Where is it? I'm just proud of it. Oh, it's this. The blind barber? The blind barber. Is it over the counter? Yeah, it's just a Walmart thing. Yeah, I mean, we can start there.

That's fine. But like we do, and I know it's not rock and roll, but we got guys who are getting older. And our faces start to age, and I want to keep the youthfulness about me, Jonathan. You're telling me it's not rock radio for my mommy to get me stuff from her Avon lady. I need my clinic roll-ons for under my eyes. But there is a lot of guys that watch us and talk about us and want to know, like, okay, I've been scrubbing my face with, you know, a dirty washcloth and sand for years.

What should I be doing? What should we be doing this, guys? I don't know if you agree. I mean, there's a lot of guys, like, you have your group of guy friends, right? I'm sure there's one or two of them that are getting things done that aren't just, they're just not telling you. They're not talking about it. Right, right, right. Yeah.

So, I mean, for something to do for your skin, I feel like if you're going to do one thing, I mean, just do like a basic skincare routine, like cleanse your face, do a vitamin C. I mean, we talked about this before, good retinol at night. If you want to do a skin treatment, I mean, go in and get micrneedling. I love micrneedling. It helps to stimulate collagen in the face. It's one of those treatments that no one's going to know you had anything done, but they're going to be like, wow, your skin is looking like more youthfully. Yeah, and I think that's becoming more important to the guys that we're talking to

because they don't want to get old haggard leather faces. They want to try to stay looking young. Listen, like your wife's going to continue to look younger. She's going to be 49 forever, 39. or 39, whatever. Right. And you want to make sure you look good next to your wife. Those photos are going to look a lot.

You're going to be like, who's his wife? Who's this old man? Was this beautiful? Is that her dad? Yeah. And like you said, like the wives, they don't want their smile lines being seen at the dinner table at Christmas time. You know what I mean?

So they're coming to places like place I have. Talks and pout. Over there in Baldwin'sville. We're talking to Jonathan because we do have a lot of women that listen to us as well. Oh, nice. And they want to talk about those like crow's feet, those lines. What are you doing for that? I feel like the two areas that age the quickest are it's around the eyes and then around the mouth.

Okay. And the reason why you're under eyes, the skin is three less layers of skin than your face, right? So all that sun damage you've endured, think about it. Your eyes get more crepe and all of that. So like Botox, we can put around the eyes to help relax those, the muscle movement there. It helps to open up the eye, helps to smooth the wrinkles a little bit. We have under eye rejuvenation we can do in the office like peer pee under eye. we can do micrneedling

and then for the lower face it's really doing Botox to the lower face to kind of relax those depressor muscles and lift the lower face there's a lot of things we can do in the office. Is it is it rude for me to give someone

the gift of Toxin Pout? Am I saying like you're ugly? I'm not saying that right? Absolutely not. All I hear. Do you do gift cards and stuff? We do EGIF cards and we do physical gift cards. All I hear from my from my female patients is

my husband better be in here, like on your book. Good to know. There's only one gift I want as a gift card to toxin-pout. All right, then that's a good gift. That is a good gift. Because I was wondering if I got my wife a gift card, am I going to be like, am I saying something without saying something? You can use it on any service too.

Yeah, okay, good to know. And we do medical weight loss. We do ibhi hydration. Okay, good to know. The GLP ones are huge right now. They go v. Zepound. You can't get insurance coverage. You can see my husband, Dr. Stewart.

Okay. He's a board certified family physician and he does it. Right there at Toxin Pout? Oh, that's good. Amazing. Amazing. They're right there in Beaville. We just saw them.

We remember. We were like, oh, look. We see them. He said we were doing it over to splash car wash there. And he goes, where's Toxinpot? And I go, look that way. You see the Toxin'Pow? Yeah.

The lips. Yes. All right. Toxin'pot and Beaville, like Jonathan said, great gift idea. You're not going to offend your partner in any way. You're not saying you're ugly. No, I wouldn't hate it at all. I love it.

You need me a card. I wouldn't mind. New Year, New Year, folks. I'm sure we'll talk to you in the new year. Give the gift of glowing skin this year. Glow! And fellas, don't shame and getting a little skincare regimen. Come on now.

Thanks for having me. Thank you, Jonathan. We'll roll on the top of the hour with some 90s and 9. We'll play some video games, courtesy of Ryan Phelps Auto Sale.