The Show - FLAT BUTTOCKS
Episode Date: October 9, 2026no time for recaps in Friday shows, but if you’re looking for something to read, check out your Amazon ‘About You’ section....
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Pressure, fires over the middle.
It's deflected and picked off.
Anzolone.
Can't hit him in the hand.
Jake Ferguson could not hold on.
Jerry looking to Jacket.
My eyes aren't too far apart.
It went right through his hands.
I'm sorry, bud.
Watch him climb the pocket, put it right there.
It was what I was saying.
Sunday yesterday.
How many times did I say it?
Tyke Smith defending.
With 50 seconds plus to go.
How many times does I say they play down to the level of the competition?
A thousand.
Well, forget about that now.
Wow.
As long as you leave the middle of the field open.
We were joking yesterday.
We're like, we know tomorrow morning.
We're going to wake up and...
Yeah.
The Bucks get their first win of the season,
and here they are.
What happened, man?
People act like, ah, Cody, don't know about no sports.
I never say that.
I know, I know my sports.
No, no, you do not.
You do not.
Well, I didn't watch, obviously, much of it.
I watched the first quarter.
This is the worst defense I've ever seen.
They got to fire, they're going to fire some, I'm going to swore, some BS coach for no reason,
when it should be most of the defensive staff.
The offense, like, there's only so much Dak can do.
I mean, you don't kind of also throw that ball 500 miles an hour, Jake Ferguson, like that at the end.
Bro, just throw two of him.
You don't get a lazy.
Did I see, like, Dak was walking into the locker room and, like, people were yelling at them or boat him or something?
Yeah, it was like a stadium worker, I guess, said something.
because there's a little blurb about it.
But they should.
That was the most revolted I've seen, the Cowboys Stadium.
They started to boo somewhere in the second or first quarter,
and then it just got louder until the end of the game.
That's what they get.
Wow.
But it's everything I've said that every game for teams, 99% of them,
it's their Super Bowl to play the Cowboys.
That's not arrogance.
That's true.
That's how it's been for almost my entire life.
You're in the big stadium.
You're in Dallas.
Alice, it's the most hated team.
That's just how it goes.
Bucks lose next week, guarantee.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, they're one and four now.
So good morning, everybody.
The way the cookie crumbles.
That's the time, the jam on the cracker.
That's the hot hot sauce.
Chicken wings, where you get it.
Exactly what I was saying.
Good morning, everybody.
Happy Friday.
What a day.
Oh, boy.
Plan ahead.
It looks like most of downtown's going to be,
shut down at like 10 a.m.
So plan accordingly.
Shut it down.
Shut it down.
Get it down.
Charlie Brown.
Like I've been saying, my fear is that someone's going to park their car, going to work at
eight, come out, not be able to leave until like 9 p.m.
So.
Still right take the day off.
Go to the pumpkin patches.
Oh, nice of the pumpkin pad.
It would be a gorgeous day for it today.
That's what I'm saying.
Why do you even going to go to work today?
I'll come get you.
We're still picking apples, right?
Can we go pick apples?
Bro.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Lafayette Apple festivals this weekend.
Yep.
Got that going on.
That'll give a nice filter-down effect for a lot of places around, which is good.
I like that.
Katie says, we got an email saying we have to leave school immediately today.
Do not stay after to get any work done.
Nope.
Goodbye.
And then there are two weeks from now.
Oh, excuse me.
Teachers.
Apparently.
We're leaving whenever we want to leave.
We need to be staying to the lot of time completing a walk.
Oh, showgirl lifts is going to Hershey today.
What are you doing getting chocolate?
Hershey Park.
Man.
But that's the phone will be fun.
I do.
Is there that place open still?
You can go to a.
Hershey Park, the theme park?
I don't know.
The one time we went to Hershey Park, it was too hot.
I do remember that.
The kids were little.
We did a lot of Pennsylvania trips because it was just quick, you know, four-hour trips.
And we were down there.
I think we were doing other things.
And we're like, we had a Hershey Park Day planned.
and we got to the park
and it was definitely over
100 degrees and I'm like, do we want
to be pushing a stroller
or carrying kid stuff in this?
Or let's go find a beach.
We just went to the indoor part.
Like the, here's how they make a chocolate bar.
Let's have some candy.
You got out of the car and the sun was like,
sure about that?
You sure about that?
That's why?
You sure about that?
And I was not sure about that.
He's having a great time.
He's cutting up over here.
Twitch.com.
TV slash the show if you want to get involved.
Oh, they do a Halloween thing at Hershey Park.
That's going to be dope.
That'll be a dope fun time.
Yeah, that's right.
The Enchanted Forest stuff looks awesome.
Oh, that's right.
I'm going to Old Forge tomorrow.
All those, oh, man, the leaves.
It's peak leaves right now.
I keep forgetting that I'm doing the rail ride tomorrow.
I'm so excited.
Bro, we're excited.
That's what I got yesterday.
No, it's just a day trip.
Oh, yeah, I forgot, right?
Right.
I knew they were going to forget.
And then what way was it?
Bro, we got to stay somewhere.
No, you will be home.
He should say yes.
Just a day trip.
You just said, yeah.
Do we got to stay somewhere?
No, you're blessed to get all these fun things.
You got to go on a mini vacation and stay in a hotel and old forest.
They're just so spoiled.
Oh, no.
Oh, I got to go get a good meal and go on a rail bike ride.
If I didn't have a robot leg, I would switch spots right now.
We have to have those talks pretty often with the kids.
We're like, you know how good you have it?
I think that's a...
There's kids that never get to go anywhere and you go somewhere all the time.
I think that's a forever all of the time.
Teenage things.
I can all of a sudden get flashback to times of me being told that.
Do you know how good you have it?
I have to say that line a lot.
And they do.
They're actually very well-respected kids and they're good kids.
But we have to remind them, you're complaining.
Oh, man, I got to go on a fun trip and get a great meal at one of these old forge restaurants.
Yeah.
Poor baby.
Kids don't know.
I do need a tip, though.
Where am I eating tomorrow, guys?
Where am I eating?
I'm a...
What was the mountainside, you said?
Over my skis, is that the phrase?
When it comes to fall time food.
But what was the barbecue place?
That mountainside grill.
Okay, I'm thinking about...
I'm thinking that.
There's very few places I've gone by myself to eat, like, sit down restaurant.
That's one of them.
But honestly, that whole stretch from...
And if you want to go to Screaming Eagle, you're feeling like wings.
Sure, yeah.
They've got good other stuff.
Their pizza is actually really, really good.
We'll see how the day plays out.
Back.
Yeah.
There's like...
four or five really good spots.
And then Old Forge actually now has...
Yeah, I need to know.
Several new places that are in there, so...
I really wanted to go to that roosters.
But you're all pointing to me to Mountainside,
so I'll check that out probably,
but if you got any recommendations.
That Tony Harper's is really, really fun.
Mm-hmm.
It was a lot, man. It was a lot.
Well, if you didn't watch Cocoa Pops last night,
first of all, how dare you?
It is available on demand.
Clutch my purpose.
If you head to the show.com and you'll...
had seen at the very end of last night's broadcast,
Cody, as he often does,
tries to smoke weed out of something a little,
a little different.
Not usually used for.
What produce have we smoked out of so far?
Oh, man, I have to go back.
Squash for Thanksgiving, right?
Did I do?
Was there a pumpkin one?
A pumpkin, yes.
Pumpkin, yes.
Did I try an apple?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I don't remember anymore now.
Now we're going to have a hard time.
We should pay closer attention to our own broadcasts.
Yeah.
Well, now it's been a lot.
It's been a lot of things.
Well, regardless, last night. A turkey.
Turkey, yes.
Well, no, we're at these three chicken.
Yep, chicken.
And then there's like the little Christmas treat thing.
Cranberry sauce.
Cranberry sauce you smoked out of.
Little Debbie Kate.
Yeah.
Yep.
I mean, this is just good content, guys.
I don't have to tell you.
We're here for fun.
I don't know what to tell you.
So last night, he smoked out of a pickle.
It was one of those big gas station ones too.
And you boarded out?
Well, because I went to, I wanted a Brooklyn pickle pickle.
Oh, okay.
But I happened to go over there.
It was like one something in the afternoon.
And the line was deep.
And I was like, just order a sandwich.
That way you're not going to stand in this huge line just to get a pickle.
And then I didn't.
I turned right around and laughed.
They just had those like in a gas station.
The old snap, whatever.
Right?
Yeah, that's all you need.
Yeah, that's it.
Now, the reason he did that is because you had sampled a vape from Manticoke.
Yep.
That's pickle.
Yep.
Apparently Fernway has a pickle, too, I learned last night.
Yeah, because we were told that that was going to be regular or something.
They're going to keep that on, yeah.
There was somebody else that also had one.
Justin at Fernway, he's their rep.
Yep.
Well, McDonald's is giving out pickle juice.
They're getting in the pickle juice game.
I weirdly like pickle juice more than pickles.
They have bottled their pickle juice.
into little shots to give out to runners during the Chicago Marathon.
That's so cool.
Now people are like, well, just keep doing this.
Yeah, we're, that's got to come in something.
We used to pour it down the drain.
I was going to say,
comes to a big bucket of pickles and you just pour it down the drain.
And that's just smart to do something with it.
That's what Brooklyn Pickle does.
Because, again, that's where I get my pickle juice.
Bottle it up.
Just right there.
I don't know who this influencer is,
but this is somebody trying it.
McDonald's pickle juice.
shot. McDonald's is bottling their Big Mac pickle brine for the Chicago Marathon. So various
locations across Chicago are going to have these available on race day. It is hilarious that they
send these to me because I do not run marathons nor do I really run any distances. But obviously
I have to try it. I did have a few cocktails last night. Cheers. Yeah, that hits. That is crisp
and salty and sour. I imagine it's packed with electrolytes so it's healthy. Chicago Marathon
runners, you will enjoy this. Good thing we still have influencers. I don't know. Thank God. I would
I've never have known what pickle juice tastes like.
Yeah, thank God we got them influencers.
Yeah, enjoy your pickle juice, man.
But it's not Big Mac pickles.
It's on all of their sandwiches.
Yeah, at anywhere that it's not just like separate pickles for the Big Mac, isn't it?
And then, hot take, obviously I love pickles and everybody calls me a baby mouth, but I like a pickle on a burger or I like a pickle on a chicken sandwich.
No, it's got to be, it's got to be a good one.
Got to be a good like.
Not slimy and gross.
Give me a hearty pick.
But y'all on a chicken sandwich?
Dude, right?
I ain't taking that off.
Absolutely slacks.
He just does something.
Yep.
Nope, real good.
Well, gotta be a crispy pickle.
Trying to smoke out of a Big Mac, I guess.
Aha!
I feel like once a year I ask the question, what is exactly that beavers do?
I don't know what they're doing out there.
What?
Joey Gladstone reference.
Providing.
Like, I don't know why they block the rivers they do.
I don't know why they got chew down.
trees, I don't understand it.
But also providing a service to duck hunters.
Don't some of them like that?
Because then they make a little, I don't know.
Ponds for ducks to land in?
I just watched so many of those weird little shows.
You know what I mean?
Like weird hunting.
Like, bo, blah, blah, wild.
People are out hunting right now.
Remember, we forgot it's a bow season.
Can you hunt?
Can you bow on a duck?
I saw up by me.
Of course, just standing right at the edge of the road this morning.
The maybe biggest buck I've seen up there ever.
About on the hill?
Yeah.
So just be careful everywhere.
But I mean, the places that are known to have deer,
I feel like, are going to be real bad this fall because that was enormous.
I wonder, like, what's the border of people, like, somebody will know in chat.
Like, you obviously can't hunt at your apartment.
But right outside of there, somebody could be sitting, right?
Like, is there any huntable area over there?
It's probably similar to, like, guns.
where you got to have, you can't like have a house so many yards in whatever direction or,
you know what I mean?
Like, you know, you see the stands when you're going down like the highway and the throughway
and you see them out in like the cornfields.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense.
But an arrow can't go as far as a bullet.
No, that, I have no idea what they do.
I just know that's the only thing I assume that even with an arrow, you can't be, can't shoot it.
500 yards or many houses or dwellings, 300 feet from the road.
Do arrows go five football fields?
No, but I think for safety reasons.
Or even, do they go weaving one?
I don't know how arrows work.
Listen, I've always stood on grounds that if you can beat a deer hand to hand,
you can hunt them whenever you want, wherever you want.
Yeah.
If I can get out of my car and physically choke a deer.
Yeah.
And if it's on the side of the road, I can do that, you know?
I've seen him just pull over and just start, just pound it on dead ones.
Yeah, I do.
Just to assert his dominance.
Just to make a point, just to show the others around.
then I eat its heart.
Well, he looks, because there'll be one or two that are, you know, there still,
and he just straight eye contact.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because he's just tenderizing that.
Because I know plenty of people up in Oswego County that aren't following these rules.
No.
They'll just go out in their backyard and take something out.
No, that's what, and you can't, but my, I mean, it was way back to when,
but my dad said that his dad, they would do that all the time, just drive around and
be like, oh, look, deer in a field, hand me my rifle, son.
Yeah.
Well, back to Beavers.
Hey, nice beaver.
Hey, sweet wood.
Beavers in Poland chewed down a sign warning about beavers.
Why did they make it out of wood?
Good point.
Good point.
That's on them.
Beaver's got a beaver.
They had a wooden post displaying a large message that said, warning, beavers, damage caused by beavers.
And then they came back and saw the beavers.
They had been damaged caused by beavers.
Yeah, Forrester's noticed that the oak post displaying the hazard of sign had been chewed and knocked over.
I guess Poland's beaver population.
Nine, meaver.
One of them Polish beavers.
Once estimated, no, beaver by the nearly extinct with only 235 remaining in the country has rebounded to hundreds of thousands.
Oh my God.
They got lots of beavers.
Nah, yo nah.
They got lots of memes.
Unless it's another animal that does this, I like it.
And I found I have a beaver chewed, like, stick.
Oh, you do like to find a good stick out there.
That's true.
And it's a big, I don't know how to explain it, but it's got all over it, like a beaver chewed.
It's wicked cool.
Unless, again, there's another animal that.
I don't know about it.
Taxline says, can we start putting the get well soon balloons on the dead deer on the side of the road?
I think you should.
I have seen that.
That'd be hilarious.
I've seen that.
And it's, I mean, where it's all, poor deer.
No, they're stupid.
Chief Chuck says.
Chief Chuck.
What up, Chief Chuck.
Some compound bows are as powerful as a 22.
You can go almost a mile or a bow and arrow,
and that's why they're structured and stuff around residents is.
Gotcha.
That's cool.
I didn't know that.
That's pretty cool.
That's neat.
I've never shot one of those.
I've shot plenty of compound bows.
I'm not good at it.
Like I said on yesterday's show, I'm really bad at bows.
But if I went outside with a compound bow on this roof and just shot it in the air,
and they're just, who, right?
It could travel for a mile.
That's pretty impressive.
That's pretty cool, man.
And there's a lot to that.
What?
All that stuff, because I see all the things where they're like,
and then I pulled it back like this,
and I've got my fingers this way and, like, is it hard?
I mean, it's been decades since I've shot a compound bow,
but it was hard.
Yeah.
It's easier than a regular bow, but my problem is that the line would always beat up the
inside of my arm, so a lot of people wear those, like, leather protectors there.
Oh, that's what that's for?
Yeah.
I've seen that.
Because I don't know if I was doing it wrong,
but every time I'd released it, like, hit this side of my arm.
Yeah.
Let's go shoot some bows.
Because I've only ever done, again, the little archery thing from, you know,
Parks and Rec, which is fun.
We got to go get bow lessons.
Okay.
I have to.
And I've said before, I've pitched us to the sales department time and time again.
I would love for some range or somebody to give us, like, proper handgun training.
I've definitely shot guns without proper training.
I'd like someone who's like a professional to be like this is how you do that.
I want to be, I want to be John Wick.
I want to be a really good shot.
Yeah, right.
That'd be fun to just, even just to learn, take a couple classes would be informative.
I don't know.
Because I'm, listen, everything I learned about shooting guns came from either Boy Scouts or just somebody in Oswega County.
Well.
Which is not exactly the most professional.
I mean.
Lottie's a really good shot.
He can teach us.
I actually, weirdly, I mean, you were a good shot?
I made really good shot.
Again, did I even need to tell you where all of my everything from,
yeah, all of it.
I was decent with a rifle, handguns not so much.
That's why I want to be better at it.
That's a skill I feel like I want.
I don't know why I want that skill, but why not have that skill?
Because it's just, it's cool.
I want to do that thing in Vegas.
Where you just shoot all those crazy guns.
It was just, I don't remember if you didn't have time or it was expensive, whatever.
But yeah, that looks awesome.
We're just, yeah, you just pick.
Yeah, those are wild.
That looks crazy.
Where you can just go pick up a deser guns.
or to eagle or whatever and shoot that thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't.
I want just proper training in case it all goes down.
I'm my grenade lessons.
I'm ready.
You know?
In grenade lessons?
Yep.
I'd like them be pretty fun to throw a grenade.
That'd be so cool.
I bet they let you do that in Vegas.
Oh my God.
We're going tomorrow.
If you could throw a grenade.
Hold on.
Cody A.I.
A.I. is back.
Let me ask it.
Why would they let you?
All right.
All right.
Go ahead.
Is there a place in Las Vegas that lets you throw a?
All right.
Just ask anywhere.
Don't let me your search.
Is there anywhere I can throw a grenade?
Hello?
What's it saying?
Safely throw a live military grenade by joining the armed forces.
No, don't start.
No, I don't want to do that.
I'm too fat and old.
But they do that.
Recreational grenades.
So are any army people, have you ever hooked her grenade then?
Oh, I'm sure plenty of our listeners have.
They probably are suffering from terrible PTSD because of that.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, never mind.
I'm sure it was not a fun experience, but I would like to recreationally
pull a pin. Go ahead. Is there anywhere
in Las Vegas that you can throw a grenade?
Because it's Vegas.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
What's it say?
It froze.
Because you can drive those tanks in Vegas, right?
Can I drive a tank in Vegas?
Oh, there are those places, right?
Is there anywhere in Vegas that I can drive a tank?
It's searching a lot. Oh, my God. It's searching a lot of places.
Mm-hmm.
You can drive a tank in the Las Vegas area at Battlefield Vegas.
Vegas outdoor adventures near Lake Mead.
and bullets and burgers near Lake Meat.
These experiences...
There's multiple...
Crush cars.
And often include safety instruction.
You can drive a tank and crush...
Multiple tank options?
I thought that was one.
We got to get to Vegas.
I can drive a tank.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, it's kind of awesome.
It's driving over a car.
Look at Ligwilly says he's thrown a grenade before.
And then he got tackled because he forgot the duck.
Oh.
Oh, I ain't me.
Andy, get down by me, Doc,
and he ain't me, Doc.
Look, a text sign's been there twice, dude.
Oh, oh.
I shot a machine gun in Vegas.
Oh, I got it.
All right, we got to go.
All right.
We got to get out of Vegas.
Happy Halloween.
Tonight's Spooktacular stroll opens up.
Five o'clock over a Long Branch Park.
It's Halloween time.
There's so much stuff happening out.
There's so much going on.
And it's my favorite month of the year.
And I love Halloween so much.
And then it goes by so fast because it's already the ninth.
And we're already moving into it.
Good.
It's fine.
It's fine.
All the ghosty things.
Beaville's got a ghost walk those just on TV.
Right.
There's a lot you could be out doing.
Just even randomly around the town, like that 13 curves.
Mm-hmm.
This time now of the year where people,
I always see people kind of pulled over in spots.
Just be careful when you're doing those things.
Because my algorithm gets local.
I saw some influencer who made a video about Grey Road up in Oswego.
Okay.
Yep.
Yep.
You should go out, go do that.
Up to Grey Road?
Yep.
Does your kid know about that?
About that not being too far from you guys?
Here's the weird thing.
The oldest, as much as they love scary movies and all things horror,
don't really care about real ghosts.
And while have they experienced something like...
Horror films.
They're more of a film buff than they are scary stuff.
See, we got to let them borrow Scotty's like thing
so they can get firsthand experience.
Because again, I'll do ghost hunting with my kids.
Oh, yeah.
Because I'm more into it now that I've seen...
Did that thing work?
Well, just how I get it.
It's random.
It's very specifically random.
It's very specifically random.
I would say it can be random,
but also the fact that Cody's deceased father named his ex-wives by name in the machine.
Yeah.
That's not going to happen by random.
And there's just one instance of craziness from that thing.
And there was tons more.
Yes, yes, he did.
Yeah.
And then he knocked off my Halloween decoration just to start Cocoa Puffs.
You don't know, last night?
Yeah.
Well, one.
That I had...
I came in five minutes late.
What were you having?
I had that tacked.
Mm-hmm.
There was a tack.
Mm-hmm.
That's been there forever.
Yeah.
And it just decided to...
Cool.
Thanks, Frank.
Just come right off.
Thank you, Frank.
Sure.
So we're in full ghosty mode around here.
We're locked and loaded.
Lots of stuff.
Grimsley's Gorge,
opening up on the 23rd up in Phoenix.
Great haunt.
Yep.
It's probably going to be packed this week,
but there's that little spot
that's right by
that finally ours that we did.
The hollow.
Oh, cool.
What a nice little pumpkin patch
and it's got a...
They do a haunty thing there?
No, but a bunch of stuff for kids.
Cool, that's nice.
There's a little maze.
There's an area for them to run around.
There's a couple like little sheds
with little things in it,
a little store.
It's a good spot for kids.
You got another great weekend
for Frightmare Fon.
Right.
Tonight, tomorrow night.
And is it Sunday?
They do a Sunday haunt because Monday is Columbus Day.
I bet that's cool.
So get up to fright, Mary.
Anyways, a lot of haunty stuff going on.
Oh.
And looking at Google results.
This was funny because I was talking to our boy Khan the other day.
He's got to go to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what to wear.
I go, just do sheet with holes in it.
Do ghosts.
Oh, my God.
That'd be so funny.
Old school.
Because we were talking homemade Halloween costumes the other day.
Just do, I don't know.
Ghost, sheet, eyes.
That would be really funny.
So Google Trends has each state's most popular, boring costume.
Oh.
So like, okay.
What do you want to be?
I don't know.
I'm a ghost.
I was saying it for a lot of them?
No.
Really?
Well.
Yeah, do the Charlie Brown one with multiple holes.
Yeah, right.
Most popular?
And this doesn't seem boring to me.
Here or?
This is in New York.
Okay.
Well, hold on, let me think.
Think ladies.
Nice.
Ladies, New York, boring, but not boring.
No, I'll never get it.
Mermaid.
That seems like you gotta put an effort into that costume.
Yeah, that's not.
Maybe you're not doing the whole tail thing.
Yeah.
But Mermaid's colorful, fun makeup.
Because even the little, little Mermaid.
Does she just have like a little, no, no, you can't.
I can show you the word.
Because there's no way even just to do that lazy style.
That was a lad.
by the way.
Oh, yes, my best.
Yes, it was.
Because she doesn't have anything to set her apart.
Like an easy ladies mermaid could be like you get like a broadly colored pair of like leggings.
Yeah.
I mean, we're not going to do the tail.
You do fun makeup.
You do like a fun wig maybe.
I think like a complex costume.
Yeah, because again, what's mermaid about it?
I don't know.
That's a hard one.
Same with this one.
Where's Nebraska?
Is she in here?
Well.
Most popular boring costume in Nebraska, Minnesota, Iowa, and Idaho.
A cornhubes.
Oscar.
Oh, good one.
Dinosaur.
Maybe because you can just buy an inflatable dinosaur costume and walk around on it.
Remember those are hot?
A couple of Halloween's ago.
Or you just do this move.
You can just put your arms.
I'm a D-E-Rex.
I'm a T-Rex.
I'm a T-Rex.
I'm a T-Rex.
I can't touch my winky.
So I guess if you're looking at this data, like the headline's kind of confusing
because it says boring Halloween costumes.
These are just the most popular costumes in those states.
And they are kind of boring.
But I think they're more complex and they're giving them credit.
Like number one, in Alaska, Colorado, Oregon, and Washington, bat.
I was going to say bear.
Bear, be fun.
Bat, I would do like a black turtleneck, black pants, maybe a set of wings you find on Amazon.
Staple, you get a long black sleeve shirt.
You staple a towel alongside here and then long side to like your pants.
Bro, I forgot about doing the towel cape back.
the day.
Right.
When you'd get out of the bath and you would just put your cape up like Batman.
Do it.
Do it now.
Now, this is a great one.
Let's go see our friends in West Virginia.
Oh, boy.
Their number one costume?
Kiss and cousin.
Kentucky hard milk.
Including Michigan, Kentucky, and Indiana.
Monster.
What are you?
That's not boring.
I'm a monster.
Monster is kind of fun because it's kind of, you could be anything.
I'm a monster.
Rar, rar, my monster.
I used to be, there was a couple years' stretch where I would just take a bunch of Halloween makeup.
Okay.
I'd wear like, but it could be comfortable, but warm, just black clothes or whatever.
And then I would just take a bunch of Halloween makeup, put it on myself.
And then the move was, then you just take fake blood.
There you go, done.
Well, we were talking homemade Halloween costumes earlier this week, and Fuzz.
was talking in chat about how we both just had the bin of costumes.
Oh, yeah.
My mom still does.
She says tons of bins.
Still, yes.
She chimed in on Whiskey Wednesday saying she was like eight bins of costumes.
I was going to say, if you need something, literally ask her first.
Deb's got costume rentals if you need it.
Yep.
And or any of like your thrifty shoppers and stuff, hit those up before you take your kids out to somewhere really expensive.
Don't forget those all those places have a ton of things.
Either they donated their old costumes or you can find the complete.
components to put together a costume.
Yep.
Because you know it's an easy costume that maybe it's insensitive now.
Hobo was always an easy costume.
Yeah.
I'm a hobo.
Hobo.
I got, and you put the little beard, like you use your mom's makeup brush and you put
beard on, I'm a hobo, I got a little bindle stick.
Well, and I was like, and you had a carry for either a second candy bag or just your
candy bag.
It's just smart thinking.
And you're just good.
No, that's how I was, that's why I was a lady a couple times.
It was easy.
Yeah.
What are you right now?
Dark Ernie you said you came up with?
I keep forgetting to do it.
Dark Ernie and it's hysterical because I have the Ernie costume.
And then you know how he's got the black tough to hair?
Yep.
I have a wig that looks like if he were to grow that out because I cut it for whatever reason for something.
And then it's got, I have the black plague doctor mask that I put into some things.
But then I just say like funny lines.
I like your Emo Ernie gimmick.
It's not a phase, Bert.
Maryland, Nevada.
Wyoming Angel.
I'm an angel.
That one's boring.
That one is boring?
I don't know for some reason.
None of those other ones set screamed any type of boring to me, but for some
reason the second you said that, I was like, that's boring.
Because with bat, I would just put on all black clothes and some wings.
Angel, I would just put on all white clothes and like a little halo thing.
I'm an angel.
How do you make a halo?
Huh.
Some stick with a cut plate on top of it.
Or pipe cleaner.
You're going more fancy.
I would have just put like a thing on my head.
Like a round thing just on my head.
I don't need it to be elevating.
But then you're gibus.
Oh, I am with my crown of thorns.
And then Missouri, North Carolina and New Mexico,
number one costume is alien.
That doesn't seem boring or easy to me.
Alien.
That's not boring.
Alien's fun.
Because it's kind of really anything you want.
Mm-hmm.
That's not bloody.
Some runner-ups.
Some runner-ups.
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin's an easy baby one.
That's boring.
Yeah.
Best costume our kid ever had and there's the cutest photo ever.
Well, two.
Hold on.
Our kids have been a lot of cute costumes when I think about it.
I like when you people put your babies in pumpkins for real.
That is funny.
Because they can't get out.
Oh, God, that's so funny.
When our youngest was like maybe not even one yet, we got him a turkey costume.
So we have a photo.
just like him as a baby, but with the big turkey thing behind him.
Just sit.
Wait, do one year old stand?
She was seated.
Okay, but just seated, yeah.
And then our oldest has always been so, like, creative and quirky.
One year, for their Halloween costume, they were,
uh, Peter Pan's shadow.
Oh, I think I remember.
So we got them an all black unitar thing.
And then my wife made, like, a black Peter Pan hat and, like, a black Peter Pan hat and, like,
a black Peter Pan's sword.
It was a dope costume.
That's a smart costume too.
Dope costume. Smart.
I like that.
Anyways, what are some of your favorites?
Vampire made the runner-up list.
Bore. Generic superhero.
Neck. Doctor?
Boring.
Boring.
There's only, some reason, there's only a few of these that come up across to me.
It's boring.
And that's one of them.
I don't know why.
Doctor, you could pull off because I remember when my mom was a nurse.
She would just have a stethoscope in the house.
Yeah.
And you could just say, I'm a doctor now.
I don't think I ever was a nurse or a doctor.
And my dad was a nurse.
Yeah, you could have done that.
I don't know if I ever did.
I'm a nurse.
April in chat says,
My sister dressed her baby in a wonder bread costume,
and it was the most adorable thing.
You just put the baby in the bread bag?
You make a loaf of bread and put the baby in it, yeah.
No, just a wonder bread bag.
You take the bread out and just slide the baby in.
Oh, my God.
Kelly says my cousin's baby's been wearing a helmet to help shape his head,
because sometimes that happens.
They've got to get their head shape.
I don't, babies are weird.
She said you want to dress them.
up as a flathead screwdriver. That's hilarious. That's really funny.
Sometimes mom squeeze them out with their journey.
They go,
which made the list.
And then Oklahoma.
Uh-oh.
Oklahoma's number one Halloween costume is, I'll give you three guesses.
Okay.
To Oklahoma's number one Halloween costume.
Construction worker.
Nope.
Uh, Oklahoma down there. Cowboy.
Nope.
Now, where you give me your third guest?
Okay.
I'm going to give you a clue.
It's edible
It's edible
Oklahoma's number one
Halloween costume is edible
It is?
What is everybody usually
That's a piece of food?
Is it just hot dog?
Candy corn
Wrong
Wrong
How are you?
Candy corn
How do you do
How do you be candy corn?
Well, think clothes again
What's the color combo?
I could do like a white hat
Orange shirt
Brown pants or something maybe
Yeah and some type of that order
And then just go on candy corn
Candy corn.
That's boring.
Gere some candy.
Boring.
Wrong.
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Now this is a discussion I can get behind.
Because I like bringing back old.
Old trends, things that maybe went out of fashion a long time ago.
Some things we could bring back.
And this is a discussion I'm reading here on the Internet.
Like the old fashioned.
Classic.
Classic.
Classic.
No.
Some people say there's some trends that went away that maybe we could bring back.
For example.
I don't know if you feel about this.
Wearing top hats.
No.
No?
No.
I don't like really top hats.
Because now you look like that kid.
Who?
Who's cool?
Who'd wear a top hat?
That way.
Oh, the one that would have...
Me?
No, no, maybe.
Or my fedoras?
No, that one's okay.
You know what I mean?
There's always that kid.
Mm-hmm.
Like, oh, yep, there.
He's got his top hat and his fingerless gloves.
Oh, my lady.
Yeah.
My lady.
Yeah.
Yeah, he definitely likes the Renaissance Festival.
But so no, no top hat.
Sorry.
This one is coming back, because my kid does it.
Taking pictures with actual cameras.
I have seen that.
That's a trend right now.
It kept trying to like take off.
Like they had those fun little inventions of that camera that would, you know,
the little mini polaroids and stuff like that.
I have one of those at home, yeah.
So I, it was trying, but I don't, I think it's going to stay where it is now of just like,
because they're not going to bring back.
No, but it's weird.
Like photo places inside of, you know, Walgreens type view.
So my youngest is taking.
photography in school. I think he actually likes
photography. Yeah, stuff's fun.
But it's not just him. Like when I was
at the Apple Orchard a couple weeks ago, a lot of
Gen Z kids would take
out their old, they must have got it
from their parents, or maybe they still sell them, I don't know,
but it's like those old
like point in shoes with like
the LCD on the back instead of using their
phone. They're like doing that. It's fun to do
to figure out ways to make that and then
make it look good as opposed to
or they started with like
the Instagram stuff because even I like
that to, you know, make a picture look real nice or, you know, the filters and all the things
you could do.
So I could see how that would peak interest in like a kid that starts doing that.
Mm-hmm.
It launches them into photography and stuff.
Both of my kids did a photo shoot with the youngest doing basketball shots and the oldest
using the old-timey camera to get photo.
Oh, that's neat.
Trends, people want to see come back.
Drinking alcohol at work.
I mean, yeah, have a little...
I guess the check's head.
It'll straight.
When you watch the...
those old shows.
When you watch those old shows like Mad Men, they just had a bar in their office.
Yeah.
You'd walk in, Cody, can I get you a drink?
Can I get anybody a drink?
Yeah, with businessy deals, I think, is that, I bet it's still a thing.
What?
You think so?
Businessy deals of, like, rich business people.
That'll be like, when they come, like, if you got a meeting, you're a real rich
businessy guy today and you've got a meeting with another really rich businessy guy.
And it's like noon and you go to his big office and his big fancy building,
I bet you walk,
we could show you
that's something
and he's got a
you know what I mean
keep it why can't we do it
why can't us
working class people have
I got we got booze right in here
why can't you walk into the mechanic
and the mechanic offers you a drink
no thank you
no thank you
you said it
can I have you a buzz ball
a pop tart buzz ball
can I have you a pop tart buzz ball
yes because we do have to do that today
I don't want
oh yeah we are
it's a buzzball Friday
he found one of these
stupid pot-tart ones that I thought were AI.
So before we get into gaming,
right as our new owner, Chuck is here.
I want to go a big old sloth.
We invite Chuck in here, do a little double-banger?
No.
No, no, no.
He did say that he missed being around a real rock station.
He did say that?
After we were talking about the wheel of tattoos,
because he said he was, you know,
being around the contemporary ones,
a country. He said he was a rock guy and all their stations.
I don't know they have a rock stations, do they?
Maybe they have a classic rock.
They have a couple, but I don't understand.
Because it's not like, it's like one of the, they had a Rondack one or maybe the,
maybe the Vermont one.
Somebody's got one that's close.
Yeah, we're pretty edgy in here.
We're drinking.
We're boozing.
Nobody is ever as good as you, man.
No, come out.
I love you.
I love you.
Oh, Joe says he doesn't share.
Joe, when I go, I go, have Joe look at my car.
He would offer me a drink, but he's not going to share.
Old school trends that people want to see come back.
I don't know.
Don't sniff Jack Daniels.
You're going to throw up.
I don't know if this went away, but I've been a huge proponent of this my whole life.
Flying kites.
I guess I don't see people flying kites anymore, but I wish they would.
This would have to be a mama-mat question.
I don't think I've ever flown a kite.
What?
No, I don't.
Let's go fly a kite.
I'd imagine my undiagnosed ADD would allow me to have the patients to.
You don't need patients.
Fly kite.
You don't need patience.
If I took you out, we're going to go fly some kites.
Oh, I see him doing it at different parts around the Tisco Lake all the time.
It looks fun.
I have this weird problem.
And I don't know if it's disassociation.
Do a kite fight.
Or what it is.
But I used to love flying kites a lot when I was a kid because you get them in your Easter basket
or you just get them for a birthday or whatever.
Kites were very easy, phase drugs, buy it on the way out.
My nanny'd give me a kite or my mom would give me a kite.
And I'd go out and we'd fly it in the field.
field and then as I got older, my fear of heights overrode my joy of kites.
You didn't like it being up there so high?
Because no, because then my brain was starting to be like, look how high that is, dude.
I'm going to like it.
Well, imagine I'll be in that high, and it really, it gave me like a really uncomfortable
feeling.
We could fly kite out here.
We could, but once something gets high enough, I start to get really uncomfortable about it.
You want to fly kite on the roof up here?
No.
Well, we'll do a field.
Ironically, out by your apartment would be pretty nice down in the big field.
People fly every once in a while.
You see people out there flying a kite.
Do you remember the era?
This is a very deep 1900s reference.
Do you remember the era of professional kites?
And you'd go to the mall and there'd be that one store with like the $1,000 kites?
Yep, I do.
Yep.
And you'd see the guys like doing tricks and stuff with them.
Because it had the little video playing.
Yep.
Yeah.
You'd be like, oh, wow, that's really cool.
It was like one or two years in the late.
1900s when we were getting
really into kites.
And I remember specifically
a store in Great Northern Mall that
I do remember that. That's really weird.
You'd spend money on a really good kite.
And also like the Mickey Mouse
if you want. Yeah. We'll get you Mickey Mouse.
Get you cheap one.
I also love model rockets, but that's
a different conversation for another day.
Old school trends we want to bring back.
Handwritten letters. People want to
write more handwritten letters. I don't. I hate my handwriting. I don't like handwriting things.
I don't have a problem with my handwriting, but the problem is everybody else does, including
myself, even though I just that I don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have terrible handwriting.
It's not the best. I have terrible. It's just, I don't know, I can write in cursive and all that
stuff. I just, I don't even know. Sometimes I don't even know what I write. Yeah, I get it, dude.
I don't even know what some of my chicken scratches.
I don't have anything now.
But, yeah, just sometimes I'll look down and be like,
did you go to school?
Did you go to school?
What happened?
They did their best, bud.
I mean, the teachers did their best with us.
Well, it was too busy to be right in the worst.
Lottie, with his reaction gifts.
I like, like, the thing about handwritten notes is I like the sentiment of handwritten notes,
and I do what the handwritten notes do.
So, for example, a handwritten note is cool when you're like, hey, just checking in on you.
How have you been?
How's things haven't heard from you in a while?
And you send off the hand-hit written note.
Yeah.
I do that in text form or in DMs.
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
I generally like checking it on people and seeing how you been.
I haven't heard from you.
Or if something happens, like, somebody loses somebody.
I like checking in on them or they get a big award or something.
Congratulations.
So you got that.
That's my version of a handwritten note.
Yeah, and if you didn't have that,
then I'm sure you would have no problem doing a handwritten note.
It's just there's so many steps involved.
I got to write a note.
Then I got to put it in an envelope.
Then I got to mail it.
You know who still does handwritten notes in some, yeah.
Deb does a card.
Deb sends me cards twice a year.
I was going to say, I guarantee you.
Susan sends me cards twice a year.
You're about to get a Halloween card, I'm sure.
Oh, a Halloween card?
She is the queen of cards.
Your mom's a great card giver.
She has kept hallmark.
in...
But that's so sweet of her.
That's her handwritten notes.
Yes, yeah.
That's her checking in.
She's a...
For being a little crazy old lady,
she's got the memory of a...
Of a fox.
Is that it?
Oh, and Dad, you texted me a bunch of books.
No, we don't need those.
But thank you.
Thank you for the offer.
She does.
She's old school.
Yep.
She's very good to remember that stuff.
And it honestly feels nice to get something in the mail.
As weird as that sounds.
No, I like it.
I don't know if the new generation likes getting mail.
I like getting mail.
I like getting mail.
I love it.
in mail. That's not a bill or in this time of year
every politician telling me something?
Yeah. No, luckily I don't, I
sneak away from all that.
Up where I am, I feel like maybe it goes somewhere
else. Oh, the flyers? No, every
day my mailbox is just full of political flyers
this time of year.
Mm-hmm. So what are some old school
trends you want to bring back? Twitch.
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What I'm about to talk about, you're all going to want to do it,
but wait till you're at work or somewhere safe.
I don't want you all trying to monkey with your phones while you're driving.
Well, that, pull over for that, please.
But I'm pretty nerdy with apps, and even I didn't know this was a thing,
and I just discovered it, and I'm going to talk about it,
but I don't want you all getting a car accidents because you're going to try to find this thing on your phone, okay?
Okay.
So the Verge discovered that in your Amazon app,
Amazon has a bunch of things about you
to target your shopping preferences.
Oh, nice.
I like those things.
I know you do.
I'm a fan of...
And I didn't even know this was really an option.
Because we're not going to get away from this.
They're all going to know everything.
So we might as well have all these things tailored to what we actually do like.
So at the very end, I will tell you how to find these.
Actually, I'll tell you now, like I said, go wait until your award to do this.
Listen back to the show on demand.
I'm a wolf.
But I want Cody to do a code of his.
I'm a woke one now.
So I want you to open your Amazon app.
Oh, I wonder what Cody's is going to say.
So anyways, here's what happens.
Every Amazon shopper is aware that Amazon's collecting data about us.
I think I got it down.
What?
I don't have.
You don't have the Amazon app?
Why?
You don't have an Amazon app?
Do you not shop on Amazon?
My mom's gotten a comment.
Oh, your mommy does it?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't have...
Listen, I choose my battles.
I don't love Jeff Bezos in Amazon,
but there's a convenience to it.
I stick it to the man where I can stick it to the man.
But in this case, I'll give you my example
and I'll tell you how to find it.
Okay.
Yeah, I guess I...
Whoops.
They have a new feature called About You.
Oh, I'm mad.
Which shows the information,
which uses your information to personalize your exact experience.
Oh.
To find this, here's what you do.
You open your Amazon app.
You click on the little person on the bottom.
There's a little person guy.
Second from the left.
Then you're going to click on hello.
Like at the very top it says hello.
Hello.
Click on that and then select About You.
When you get to About You, I have 47 points of data that Amazon knows about me to target my shopping.
You want to know some of them?
Yes, I do.
Some of them are right, some of them not so much.
Yeah, I want to see what did they get right or wrong.
Home and family.
Likely lives in Fulton, New York.
Got me there.
I mean, obviously, it delivers to my house, so it knows where I live.
Okay.
Product preferences.
Preferts gentle skin care formulations.
That's going to be my wife.
Although.
For his, Buffalo's a bag.
Mom, blah, bum, bum, ma.
A bunch of things about skin care.
This is, he chooses this brand.
Interesting.
Departments
enjoys energy supplements.
So my five-hour energies that I like to drink.
Okay.
User is a teacher and purchases classroom supplies.
As they should.
I don't want my tax is going to that.
That, you know, good.
As it should be.
Loyal to Yamamoto fishing lures.
Got to get those Sankos, bud.
Thank those.
Green pumpkins or you got to get the cotton candies.
Product preferences.
Selects premium.
All.
Audio equipment.
Regularly records audio.
Mr. Fancy Man over here.
Now this one's wrong.
It says collects funco figures.
I've got a couple funcos Amazon, but...
Is your kid?
Maybe.
No, like in the house...
Well, oldest might have some horror funcos.
I don't know if we got those on Amazon.
And if it was in like a short stretch,
I'm sure that would kind of mess with the algorithm a little bit.
Uh...
This one.
Uh-oh.
They got you?
Values cable management solutions.
Which is true.
I do like good cable management.
I don't want all my cords going all over the place.
I like those hits.
You talked away.
No, I agree.
I agree.
Requests often golf practice equipment.
Expanded golf.
It's my kid.
He plays a lot of golf.
Okay.
Expanded golf.
Cat care in a department.
Because they have a dog.
Don't they have a dog?
Shops from Memphis.
Departments goes fishing regularly, practices golf at home.
It should have...
Plays video games.
Should have said fishes for men.
I do from time to time.
Household as two adults.
Well...
That's one they got wrong then?
Is inside the PlayStation ecosystem.
So it knows what games I prefer.
That's weird.
Right?
That it knows that.
Has an outdoor space.
I do have my fire pit.
Okay.
This is my...
I'm not to embarrass my...
my wife likes Tick-Tac winter green mints.
My wife loves Tick-Tac winter green mint.
She's always going to.
All right.
Okay.
Has an axolado.
Well, he did.
The axolado pass, sadly.
Hence the dead.
Has a dog, has a desktop computer, blah, blah, blah.
That's crazy.
It knows so much about you.
And some of the funny ones that are coming up that are people sharing are now that they see
this.
Yeah.
Again, if you want to see this and you're safely parked and at home or school.
Or you're just smart enough to use your phone while you drive.
Some of us can drive.
I mean, no, don't know.
On the app, click the little person at the bottom.
Yeah.
Click at the top where it says hello.
And then click about you.
About you.
Some people are sharing theirs.
And if you see yours, I want to know what yours are.
I want to know what ones you're seeing.
Yeah, I wish I had one now.
Now I'm mad, I don't have a...
Does not trust people easily.
I mean, you should be wary of most people.
Amazon's right about that.
Yeah.
This one's sad.
Has no friends.
Oh my God.
Amazon.
How did Amazon even know that?
Because the things you've bought off Amazon.
Even based on anything.
Yeah.
Other than multiple books that say,
I have no friends,
how do I make friends?
How do I make friends books?
Yeah.
But yeah, that's just kind of a dick move.
Is obsessed with ultra-minimal one travel bags.
Okay.
Cannot keep plants alive.
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I could see how it could figure that one out.
Treats cats as biological children.
See, that would, yep.
Yeah, mine would have that about the dog.
Talks to animals.
Has flat buttocks.
Why would I shop for anything?
You got that flat butt.
You're getting butt pads on the regular.
All right, what's Kelly say?
Kelly says indoor plant care chooses premium organic mediums.
Maintaining consistent plant care routine.
Maintains indoor plant garden.
So I think she likes plants.
She might like plants, I think, yeah.
Yeah, I think she likes plants.
Michael shows that he has an infant and he likes to fish a lot.
There you go.
That's about it.
We've got facial care, tic-tacks, audio equipment, fishing, and golfing on mine.
That's what we know.
Boom.
All right.
What does your Amazon know about you?
I want to see.
Tool.
Ahoi, hoi, what's up?
Now that I saw that one video of, you better not be mudvane when I get.
get there. Me. I saw another. You better not be
Maynard. Then it's just a guy. It's him doing weird Maynard moves. I like
the videos where they make sleep paralysis, demons, different musicians. I love it.
Like Adam Durrith is your sleep paralysis. That might be.
The master George Amby.
Just standing in the doorway. Oh man. This is this.
Those are good. Is Kay Rock. Good morning. Happy Friday.
And there's a ton of the guys being wrestlers now.
Oh, there is.
There's so many of those.
The Brett Hart ones, yeah.
Once someone saw that, they were like, oh, I can be Brett Hart, too.
Yeah.
There's that.
The one with people being Rick.
They're really good.
This is a heartwarming story, I guess, as someone who meets siblings in the wild often.
High school softball players on opposing teams realize they were actually sisters.
Sister, sister.
And if you see Howard walk up, just let me know.
I thought it did.
It was not him.
It's being called the real-life parent trap.
Happened at a softball game.
Two girls were on opposing teams and found out they shared much more than a passing resemblance.
Samantha Rendsbold and Kian Dean were playing a Montana high school softball tournament.
When someone noticed they looked like mere images of each other,
they were sisters who had been adopted by two different families.
I was going to say that I could see that happening in different ways now, more likely than in the past.
That's pretty cool.
Like, oh, what are you doing there?
Like, that's pretty cool.
I mean, that's sweet that they were adopted and like stayed close to, I guess, where they were adopted from.
But, yeah, that is literally the plot of sister, sister.
Yes, it is.
They were adopted by two different families.
Didn't know how much I missed you.
Hanging on the family tree with an impersonality.
Yes.
Sister, sister.
Jackay.
Can't find Montana on a map, but if you need the sister's sister theme.
And know that it's Jackay.
Jackay and other guy.
And that guy with the mustache.
Who is in everything?
And that guy from the thing.
And T. and Tamara.
And then that other little guy that was in all the other little things as well, their friend.
Just try to guess the first name of the other guy.
You're right.
T.
N.
Tomorrow.
Marcos.
Jack A.
Harry.
Marcus was the little boy.
Yes.
Damn it.
No.
the other dad.
Jeffrey.
No, I'll give you two more guesses.
I don't want the first name.
Loman.
Willie Lohman, no.
All right. Last guest.
Sanzibal.
Sanzabal is correct, yes.
No.
Actor, Tim Reed.
Oh, I think I knew that.
You did? I think I knew that.
Not like, you know, I know
that's Tim Reed, but I think I've
no, I've, I've seen that
that's who that is before.
He was in W. K.R. B,
Cincinnati, Frank's Place, all those shows.
I would have never guessed it, though.
All right. Simon and Simon, he was in.
Marcus Houston.
Marcus Houston was the little boy, yeah.
Emmett Smith.
No, Tim Reed is, I would never see this guy walking like,
hey, that's Tim Reed.
No. No.
That's Dan from Sister Sister.
Anyways, here's the clip of them talking about it.
We're just in tears, and it's like, oh my gosh.
I look back on the video.
that we have in.
Like, we were so awkward to meet each other, but you could just see the excitement.
It was crazy because I could see how much we acted alike.
I've never had a sister, so was like, wow, now I get a sister to talk to.
Oh, that's so weird.
That's cute.
Other than the ones being a little more kind of quiet like this, they were the same,
the same voice and stuff.
Yeah, that was neat.
Oh, that's weird.
Are you, Josh?
Why?
Because I've seen what it looks like when you pull.
I'm wondering.
You're a.
Syracuse Crunch.
Open up their 33rd season, Howard?
33 years, bud.
33, man.
Especially for a man who's only in his early 50s like you.
I don't know how you pulled that off.
48, buddy, yeah, you're, uh.
33 years, Howard.
I mean, let's, first of all, let's look back at all these years here in Syracuse,
same building.
Let me ask you about that, though, because I saw a little back and forth between you
and McMahon over the summer, right?
about facility, do we want a new facility?
What do we want to do?
So it's not back and forth.
It's, you know, we speak privately.
Yeah.
And then publicly, you know, different things are said.
Sure.
So I'm really comfortable with said private.
But, you know, clearly this.
The new facility is definitely needed.
Yep.
And it's not just needed for the crunch.
It's needed for the community.
For sure.
Agreed.
And we've had conversations.
We continue to have conversations.
with the powers that be at SU, at Le Moyne,
about adding their teams to play in a new facility.
Oh, interesting, yeah.
And we feel very good about that happening, you know.
I mean, the dome is good for certain events.
Yeah.
Big, big, but, you know, it leaves a lot to be desired for more intimate events.
And in our business, in our business of the concert business, we don't have a facility.
that's that medium size.
We've got the amphitheater in the summer,
but it's either the dome or the landmark,
and the landmark is kind of sit down, boozy.
That's what the one memorial has always bad.
It's 100% bad, and we've talked to a company,
and we've been working with them for several years,
that is the number one company in building and managing arenas and stadiums in the world.
Wow, okay.
And they want to come here,
and they say it's the,
it is,
you know, the most underutilized market for concerts.
Mm-hmm.
They said, you're losing 25 to 30 concerts.
We definitely are.
And I'll give you an example.
About three years ago, this company built a new facility in Savannah, Georgia.
Mm-hmm.
Which is not exactly a hotbed for hockey.
Sure.
They have East Coast League team there that does tremendously well, a state-of-the-art building.
Mm-hmm.
To open that building up, the first act in that building was the Eagles.
Wow.
Think about it.
Yeah.
Eight to 10,000 seed building.
Mm-hmm.
The Eagles is not coming anywhere here.
No.
They're not coming to the dome.
They're not coming to the landmark.
They're not coming to the upstate mid arena.
And I credit the county and the powers of Bita have done everything possible to update the facility as best as they can.
You know, kudos originally.
You've made the most out of what you've got.
They made the most, but, you know, the hallways are what they are.
Right.
You know, there are limited abilities for concessions.
And they've done a great job.
They've done a great job.
An old facility, that's all.
It's an old, and when you look at what's happening in this market,
and I've said this time and again,
been coming up here 34 years now.
I've never seen this many cranes,
this much excitement and optimism.
Right.
And that's the key word.
When I came here, everyone said,
you know, everyone here sees everything half empty, right?
And the optimism and the fact that you've got a home run in Micron,
and there were doubters, oh, they're never going to come.
Still are doubters.
The whole thing's torn up.
People are coming down.
You're going to add, what, about 45,000 jobs?
Yeah.
You're going to be a huge influx of people.
Somebody told me that with the people coming in, the families,
that we may grow larger than Rochester inside.
It's possible.
And you look at that, and you've got to get people something, you know.
And, okay, what are you to do with the old building?
Well, you know, what we would contribute to it is we probably want to put a junior hockey team in there.
Okay.
Because right now there's so much talent.
young talent in Syracuse,
but where are they going?
They're going to the Nexas Center in Yudega.
They're going to Rochester to play.
They're leaving the market.
We want them to stay here.
Yeah.
And we need more ice, right?
And that's an extra ice sheet.
We're hoping with a new building,
maybe you add a hotel to it.
Okay.
In the market, right?
Yeah.
Maybe an additional ice sheet.
So I think it's time that we continue the momentum
in this market of thinking big.
Now, then the question is,
well, who's going to pay for it, right?
Always, that's the first question
or statement politicians make.
Well, who pays for arenas now?
I mean, who paid for Buffalo?
I mean, the state gave them an excess of $600 million.
We feel this market has never had a big ask on facilities.
Sure.
Right?
I mean, recently they gave $450 million for a much-needed new emergency center
at our state medical.
Much needed, right?
Yeah.
They had offered to build a stadium years ago by the old mayor-minor turned down
$350 million for a new outdoor stadium for the university.
Oh, wow.
That was turned down.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It was public now.
It's back then.
And so, you know, we think that between the state money,
maybe some private influx of money, and then county, there's plenty to go around.
And the arena will not only pay for itself, you know, add quality of life and probably make money.
And it's a great public's works project could put people to work.
I mean, I'm looking at all the people working on the Micron facility right now.
Yeah.
You get a lot of people some employment.
And people look at us, well, it's the crunch.
Well, we're the main tenant.
So who else would speak up for a new facility?
For sure.
You know, but, you know, again, we'll put in our, you know, 40 to hopefully 55 dates.
But you need an anchor tenant in any facility, right?
But you're looking at, you know, hopefully, S.U.
Women's D-Won hockey.
Oh, okay.
Look, what they play now.
They're playing, you know, where do they play now?
They're playing 10ies.
It's Asian people.
Okay.
Why not get some women's D1 SU basketball games?
Sure.
That, you know, may look, you know, much better in the small facility than playing in front of 3,000 people in the dome.
You know, maybe, you know, we know we spoke to LaMoyne about the D1 programs, basketball.
Right.
And men and women's.
Those are 40 dates alone.
those two.
You know,
then you look at the 30,
25 to 30 concerts.
Now you go from a building
that's maybe 70 to 75 events
to 150,
170,
100 events.
And one thing we've talked about a bunch
in this studio,
we're talking to Howard Dolgood
owner of Syracuse Crunch
is we miss out on a lot
of wrestling shows in this market
because we just don't have a facility
to satisfy.
And right now,
wrestling's hotter than it's ever been.
AEW, WWW.
All came to town this year,
but we need a better venue for that.
100%.
That and even the rest of,
high school tournaments.
Sure.
You know, I mean, this is the century part of the state.
You know, I mean, it's just the easiest access for people,
Albany, Buffalo, and downstate to get to.
So, you know, why not have a college hockey tournament here?
Yes.
Or even a college basketball, you know.
Yep.
Like they go to Hawaii, do it here.
Do it here.
A 14th tournament.
It's convenient and new facilities just do wonders from Arkansas.
I've seen what it does.
I mean, look, they're building a new facility.
Cillian Mobile Alabama.
They're going to New One in Augusta, Georgia.
You know, he's got the new Bill's Stadium, right?
They're going to over budget, but it's going to be so profitable in the long run.
Well, let's talk about what's happening in the barn this season.
As a home opener tomorrow night, what do we like on the ice?
What are we working on with the team?
What are we going to see this season?
Well, here's what I really like, and it's interesting.
So, you know, Jeff Tambellini and Joe Bouchard are our co-GM.
Julian Briswa is a jam of the lightning.
And Jeff and I, you know, we talk fairly often.
And what he said last year, said, you know, when we put the team together this year,
I want to make sure we have an Uber veteran presence.
Last year we were chasing veterans at the end of the year.
He said he believes having an extra veteran or two is a good problem to have.
Guys get called up, guys get hurt.
So right now, we actually have two extra veterans.
You can only play six in every game.
And it's a great problem to have
because it gives Tampa more qualified call-up guys.
It gives the young guys an ability to come here play and develop.
And the veterans, you know, we were very fortunate.
One of the veterans, Janssen Harkins,
who made the Lightning opening night roster
actually played opening night for them.
Oh, cool.
And, you know, they had a couple injuries with Dominic James
and with Yanni Gord.
And he just went away,
it's clear waivers, he's playing tonight.
Dominic James, who was injured and couldn't start the season of Tampa,
was just sent down to play this weekend here to just get games in.
And he's a non-vets.
So, you know, we really like, Joel is extremely happy with what we did to do off-season.
I went down to a bunch of the guys in the locker room,
a lot of returning guys, a great core.
Yeah.
And to a man, they said, we just have a great group of guys.
Good.
He said a lot of guys are back.
We have great new guys, high character.
And one even said, you know, it's interesting, we have a lot of guys who are either married or have significant others who are now living here.
Raising their families here, yeah.
And that it's probably the biggest group of what we call wives and girlfriends that we've ever had.
And that brings a whole kind of different atmosphere.
It's really great.
It's really great.
And you can just sense it, even walking down to the training room yesterday,
and seeing Dylan Duke and seeing Lucas Mercury and meeting some of the new guys,
and you meet the new guys, and I've got Jim Sorosie next to me.
And I always say to them kiddingly, because I know how well Jim treats him.
Yeah.
I said to Callahan, one of our new defensemen, I said, how's this guy treating you?
He's, oh, no.
He said, I've never been treated anywhere where I played like I have here in the last.
last two weeks. That's great. That's great to hear. And we know that, but it's great kidding around
and asking the players who are new. Yeah. And because Jimmy is, you know, sometimes I say Jimmy,
you know, go home. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's Sunday night. There's no game. Right. It's eight at night
and you're doing something for somebody. Yeah. But it, you know what? It pays off. It does. It really does.
I'm looking forward to just a wonderful season. Howard. Home opener tomorrow night.
Bell's senators come to town tomorrow night.
Yeah.
All right.
If they're coming in early today, staying at the hotel.
Hopefully they get their buses down there.
It's going to be a little busier.
Hopefully their toilet papers, single-pluses.
Around the facility down there.
Oh, yes.
What happened last night?
Something happened last night.
We had eaten dinner at New York.
And when we left at around 8 o'clock,
there were fire trucks.
They were shutting down blocks.
Whoa.
Fire trucks.
I don't know.
about a three or four block radius
and I wonder if it was maybe a gas leak
or... Oh, I don't know. I know they're getting very...
The security's getting very tight over by you right now
as they're looking for everything.
Howard Dolgan, Syracuse Crunch,
open up at home tomorrow night.
I have one more four packet tickets to give away.
Text the word crunch to 315-364-109.
And if I pick you, I will text you back
or head to Syracusecunch.com for tickets and information.
Howard, every great season.
Thanks for coming in, man.
Thank you.
for tuning into the show on K Rock.
My name is Josh.
That is Cody, and we are live in your ear holes.
Free of charge.
We don't cost any money,
as we there's no subscription fee at all.
And quite honest,
you're lucky I'm even here at all
because right now the Oasis documentary is on Hulu,
and I should be home watching that on full blast.
Because he's mad for it.
I'm mad for it, bro.
He's mad for it.
But instead of coming here,
I do this stupid job.
When I should be at home,
watching my oasis program.
Oh, they closed down on my road
for the president.
Sorry, I can't.
I take...
I don't know how I'm going to make that pitch.
I only take...
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, I take all intersections between Hancock Airport and downtown Syracuse.
I take all of those.
It's closed.
It's going to be...
It's...
Because either I'll do a fire pit tonight.
I don't know if I'll do a fire pit because I really want to watch the Oasis Dock.
But sometimes my wife and I will sit in our recliners and we'll watch a program together.
We'll do that.
Do the...
What?
Do that after.
Do the Oasis Firepit after.
Roll your TV up by the window and do a fire pit, do...
Pirate after you guys because she's, she's a normal person and goes to bed at a normal hour.
So you're saying, that'll be like, well, probably 2 a.m.
But you know what I mean?
But then when I keep, well, like, teenagers don't care.
They don't care if you're doing a fire?
I'm going to watch it at loud volume.
Don't you have headphones?
I want it to be over speakers.
Is that weird?
No.
I want to simulate what we saw at the IMAX theater the best I can.
They're just going to care.
Kids I don't care about, but.
Dude, you know what?
Do this.
Pull this move.
if you get a
why that's so loud be like
because it's my goddamn house
it's her house it's not my house
no no no no the kids
I know but it's I can say
it's your mother's house
well yeah she lets me live here
your mother's not I can listen to it at any volume
I want I already did my chores
or when she goes to bed and I like to
tuck my wife in and give her a little hug
and a smooch
I can say
I don't go why don't you go put your ear
put your ear plug thingies in
because I'm gonna be listening
I'm gonna be
He's mad for it, man.
So yeah, I'll be obnoxious about that tonight.
Um, all right.
I can't knock the hustle.
It is illegal and people, uh, were screwed over.
What's a good rule of thumb?
Let me ask you this question.
Speaking of marriages.
What's a good rule of thumb for any relationship,
the timeline that you will give you.
give them money for family members.
No,
meaning never.
I would.
If someone's like my sister's really sick, can we send her $5,000?
Bro.
I need the $5,000.
I'm just trying to think of situations.
Even if, I mean, unless you're like well off.
Yeah, if you've got the money, I guess.
And maybe that's this case.
I can see whatever, but like,
bro.
That's causing an issue.
Big Bang,
it's tough out here,
I can't be giving out money.
It's causing an issue,
I think regardless,
if you're with someone a year
or 20 years,
if one of them goes,
I'm sending my brother $500.
He needs for his cars.
And I think everybody's like,
well, hold on.
$500?
How many times in the past
have you sent your brother $500?
Right, yeah, that's probably
different situations.
So this is a woman in Nevada.
I did immediately say no.
This is a woman in Nevada
who married
12 different men
to gamble money.
So
follow along.
This is going to be a documentary
at some point.
How do you marry 12 men?
Fake IDs. She kept making different
fake IDs and then she
I don't know how you keep those relationships
straight. Yeah, no, I'm sure it was just
like you married
12 separate guys.
And the reason I asked about the family
is because she'd marry these guys and then say she has a sick
relative. Can we send them money?
And then you go to the casino with the money.
Oh, okay.
Hustle. She lost it.
Oh.
That's like, this is wild behavior.
That's why I don't joke about gambling addictions
because they're real too.
Look at what, look at how far this person went.
Like, just to gamble.
It wasn't like this person was crazy
and they're crazy turned into
a gambling thing.
This was a gambling addiction.
I don't know why it's just my cause,
but everybody, maybe because I come from relatives
who had gambling addictions,
but it's like everybody talks about drug addiction
or alcoholism or all these things.
And then like there'll be a million ads
for casino apps on your phone and stuff,
and I just don't like it.
I know I'm a fuddy-duddy.
Well, no, I hate that Chumba Casino
gets ads all the regular things,
including, and we've said this for forever,
wrestlers are on commercials for it where like I forget who I heard someone saying that when I've got
downtime yeah like that's you're being reckless and I'm a hypocrite because if they offered me money
to plug them I absolutely would take it yeah but we we always at least look at things first
where it's like we're not gonna tell people that people develop serious gambling addictions
and it's getting way too easy to gamble well someone I would give us a pass because we haven't been
given the treatment that someone like Jimmy Fallon, Jason Mamoa,
and the other guy that are in that Monopoly commercial where you know it's a scam.
Yeah.
You know it's a scam, but you willingly do these commercials to scam the people that have been your fans.
Like you're only popular Jason Mauna because of people.
Yeah.
You're not a widely personable great actor.
You kind of suck.
I'm just thankful.
So to do that.
My grandmother, I'm not thankful my grandmother's dead,
but I'm thankful my Connie Nanny passed away before this was an option.
Yeah.
Because if she could have just had her phone and download a casino app or a gambling app at home,
it would have been destitute.
I wonder about that lady that my dad lived with at the end.
Yeah, spend all her money in the casino?
She worked at the casino.
And then when her shift was done, if it was payday, and every other day,
but if it was payday, he wouldn't see her in.
until the next day.
She would leave work and immediately stay there and gamble
and sometimes lose her whole rent.
Yeah, I hate that.
All of it.
I hate that.
And now all these kids are coming out of high school addicted to gambling.
Like I had to talk to my kid every day about gambling essentially.
It's very...
Because he like him and his friends like to play poker.
Very easy.
And he likes to play on my draft kings.
And I have to have a lecture every day about it because I go,
A, first of all, in your DNA is addictive personalities.
So always be aware of every substance and everything because you come from a family of addicts.
But also, it's, it's, they, I know I sound like a broken record.
They don't build these buildings by giving out money.
But no, that's, we say it, yes.
Pay Kevin Hart by giving out money.
Yes.
No, there's the reason that that stupid monopoly app can afford.
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon, Chase Momoa, and, well, it doesn't matter.
Insert celebrity here that is okay with scamming its fans that have made them what they are.
But no, because Jimmy Fallon would have gotten exactly where he is today if ever.
Everybody hated him.
Right.
So back to this story.
As a woman who scammed 12 separate men,
she's been sentenced to,
I don't see the sentence,
I'll get to it.
Xiang Chen,
34,
pled guilty in July
to bigamy and obtaining money
under false pretenses.
She should have to,
her punishment is staying married
to all 12 women
having to bounce around their life
with 12 different people.
These poor guys were like,
get her out of here.
Also true, yeah.
She used fake IDs and aliases
to wed men,
she met online, pushing for quick marriages before requesting cash for a supposedly ill relative.
Police say the money instead fueled over $300,000 in gambling losses.
She was sentenced to two years probation.
That's it.
What?
Plus, she's got to pay back the money.
Which I do you ever.
No.
And mandatory gamblers anonymous meetings and counseling.
She was the quintessential runaway bride, they said.
and the court
one victim told the court
her schemes left him unable to pay his
employees.
Yeah.
Also, guys, fellas,
don't be so stupid.
A lot of honeypots out there
that are just coming for you
for your money too.
Yeah.
Be a little suspicious.
Yeah.
Why do you want to get married so fast
and then you need money all of a sudden?
Yeah, worry about that.
Be a little suspicious.
A little bit more than,
you know,
hot ladies.
Yeah.
But Twitch.
Twitch.
TV slash the show.
What?
And then she marries the probation
officer and I need $2,000
to pay these guys back. Yeah, no, you're never
going to believe it. These guys, I owe all this money.
If I could just get real hot at the casino tonight,
you'll see. I got a sure
thing on the racetrack. It's definitely
going to hit. The amount of times I got to tell my
kid, nothing is definite. Nothing's
for sure. Look at his stupid
Cowboys last night. We did it,
Friends. Touchdown.
We made it to the end of the week. I don't know.
If I'm going to make it through the next couple minutes, so
we'll see. Those pumpkins are turned, but
we got to get them out of here. It's crazy, though, is I can't
figure out where it's coming from.
I'm a pumpkin.
They look good, but they're just not.
The insides must be rotted out.
You are in danger.
I don't have the video.
We'll just listen to it really quick,
but you know how much we love Ghostbusters.
Bill Murray's an Enrivian commercial right now.
You know Rivian, those electric trucks that are really fancy,
and I wish I had one.
Yeah, I do like those.
Those are nice.
He's suited back up in his original Ghostbusters.
Gimick for a new Rivian commercial.
Okay.
He pulls up outside of a house in a Rivian with the Ghostbusters logo on the side
and lures the green slimer out of the house to be captured.
But Dill Fwit.
I got an order for a Hawaiian pizza.
I think you said something about no onions.
It's little chunky.
Got a little bit of an appetite, did we?
Night night.
Something strange
Okay
More visual I get
Yeah but I didn't have a cute up
Yeah
I pictured it
I pictured it just fine
I love it
A little slimer
But they're good
But they'll friends
He doesn't have to capture
No no batch of friends
But in the commercial
Was it like really slimer
And all that stuff?
Yeah it's the whole thing
He's the thing on you
Man well I mean
Nevermind
I was I'm wondering
How much that was
I don't think that they care
They think they might have
How much is a Rivian
Rivian?
Starting at 90,000
Yeah
I bet.
80.
That's wild.
Dude, you can lease it for 1,200 a month.
Why wouldn't you do that?
Just lease it, $1,200 a month.
Oh, my God.
Can you imagine that?
1,200 and there's restrictions on what you can do with a car you're paying $1,200 a month for.
I'm always like, listen, I'm a Swigua County trash.
I ain't sitting on a big pile of money.
I always love stealing like the House of the Week on Syracuse.com, and it's like,
mortgage payment of $4,500 a month.
I'm like, what?
Yeah, right?
What are you?
It's crazy.
No.
Yeah, they make the Amazon vans, too.
The Rivian does.
Oh, do they?
They are cool.
I love an electric car truck.
I just don't, you got to, like,
I got to have a whole hookup and stuff at the house,
and I don't have a garage.
You have to, like, do that first.
Yeah.
But, yeah.
I'm sure at some point in my life,
everything will go electric and I'll have one,
but I don't know if I've ever even ridden and even a hybrid.
Some real turd NFL games this Sunday, huh?
But, but what?
Usually what's awesome about it?
that is that ends up making for the best weeks.
Why?
I was feeling Sunday's going to have awesome games.
Who made the joke in chat?
For some reason, for some reason, when they're a schedule of bad games,
when you're like, none of these look any good.
See, he made the joke, Battle of the Defeated, Texans versus Titans,
O and 4 versus an O and 4.
It's going to be a phenomenal game.
Yeah.
I don't know what it is about weeks where you're like,
oh, there's no like, you know, Bill's and Rams is the Monday night game.
You know, one of the Cowboys.
already played because you can hate them, but they're still looked for every week.
The Chiefs, who do the Chiefs play as America's team?
They are off this week now that I'm saying that out loud.
Yeah, they are off this week.
So no new America's team.
So we'll play Eagles at Jags in London.
He loves the Eagles.
For our gaming stream, you're the Eagles on the Jags.
I love, I love the Eagles.
I can't even say I'm going to throw up.
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