The Show - FLUKE

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

We got some food choices this weekend, for sure. We were told if we had Jim Boeheim and Weitsman’s money, we’d be unstobble. Guess not. Rest in peace Malcolm Jamal-Warner. What is the origins of Area 51? Plus, a new bottle shape definitely going in someone’s ass. Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Do I sound all right? I'm using a different microphone condom than I usually use.

Yeah, I don't think those make a difference. Does it feel the same? Yes. Oh, okay, good. Right, that shouldn't matter. Sound right? No, I was going to say, don't do that, or I'll be even more. No, it should be fine.

It's the same foamy cover that I had, but I don't know where my foamy cover went. Which I got to have, because I've only been doing this for a billion years, and I don't know how to not pop my peas. Yeah, it's a... A couple of things I installed when we started doing mornings and here is shock mounts for the mics and the foam things. Yeah, that was help immensely. People were hitting tables and popping the bees. But I'm a peepopper.

I'm a peepopper. I'm also a wheel watcher. I'm a wheel watcher. I haven't watched either of those shows in so long now. I don't support shows with Ryan Seacrest. Not for any reason other than he annoys me so much. No, I get it. I just, it's been, I haven't watched Jeopardy.

Yeah. And forever. I haven't watched Wheel of Fortune. Who even hosts Jeopardy now? Is it Ken Jennings? Every time I've like, you know, sometimes you forget and you leave a channel on and there's Jeopardy or whatever. And then you're like, go, turn this. It's been him that I've seen.

It was Blossom for a little bit, but then she didn't want to do it anymore, right? Yeah. All right. All right. No, I love a good game show, man. You know that about me. I've always loved a good game show. It takes a lot to get me for game shows.

Do you like more interesting? interactive game shows? Do you like puzzle game shows? I'm trying to think of like game shows that I guess you would put it under the category of game show. Yeah. I like wipe out. I was going to say, do you like more physical challenge shows? So like wipe out or American Ninja Warrior, that whole one game? A little bit of the American Ninja Warrior, not a ton a little bit.

Are they bringing back that put-p-pah game? I don't know. I've seen me promos for it. But those first couple seasons were like, holy moly? Yeah, yeah. I love holy moly. Like top notch. Top notch.

And what's his nuts was there? Stephen, Steph Curry. Yep, Seth Curry. He was on it. I like those holy moly shows. But when they do these a bunch of, every once in a while,

they'll dish out like a handful of new game shows on, I don't know where it doesn't matter. Just, you know, coming soon or whatever. Match game, pyramid, all that stuff, yeah. Yeah, they don't do it for me. I try it once in a while because there were a couple, that one with, I forget, like the box or something. Oh, the, yeah.

Damn it, now I know what you're saying. We're like, okay. You had to do stuff inside the box. Yeah, I remember that one briefly. I like the one that, like that one. I like the one where they dropped the big balls from the top and like you'd have to ask a, you'd answer a trivia question to get another ball or something.

I tried that one. I tried the one where more boxes, the one that were the things lit up on the ground. Was that Rob Lowe? I remember that one, yep. I just, after like one, I'm like, oh. Yeah. Or once somebody wins, I'm like, oh.

Yeah, and I got to have people win every time. I like people happy. Oh, yeah. I don't, I don't care. You like people losing? Yeah. Oh. Or top game show.

Supermarket sweep. Yeah, supermarket sweep is going to be your top game show. Also the one that I don't remember ever the name of, but I loved it, was where they had the little mini mall they ran around. Oh, remember that one? What was shop to you drop? Was that what it called? Is that what it called?

Those two were so good. In the 90s, we're so clutch. Because it had a little physical element to it, what you like. Little running around. But little athleticism, but also you had to do math. But also that, like, it's a mall. They're going to get anything they want.

There's so many things in a mall. That's always been the dream. Supermarket Sweep has its own channel on many of the free. And how did- I guarantee Tubeby has it. Oh, it's always on, yeah, because I see that guy's face. How did supermarket sweep differ from guys' grossing? Was that his version of Supermarket Sweep?

It kind of looked like it. I've tried to watch that. I've tried to watch that. It's not the same because you're cooking. Can they eat a cook, right? In grocery games? Yeah. They just added elements.

Yeah. You give me a supermarket suite, man. I'm in, well, 315, 364, 1009. There's someone swimming across Skinny Atlas Lake today. I don't know why or what this is. But Skinny Atlas native, Rachel DeWitt, swimming across Skinny Atlas Lake today. The treacherous water.

What are we doing that for, uh, Rachel? Good luck. Congratulations. Hope you're raising money. You're doing something. Is that lake that color for the same reason that Green Lakes is that color? That it's so deep. Like that and like glacier water and all that. I feel like Skinny Atlas Lake is really deep, right? Right? How are they made? How are the lakes made?

Where is it from glaciers like cutting through the land? I don't know. I just learned lake science this week that I guess I never assumed. I like lake science. Did you know that all of the great lakes are feeding each other to the ocean? So, like, we're, like, the last stop. Yes. Like, so it'll start out.

That's how some of those. Yeah. Big boys. So I saw, I saw, like, a gradient map, I guess, of, like, you know, Lake Superior or whatever. I don't know the order they go. Oh, like, you can see? But they're all, like, a little higher than the next. Oh.

So they're all draining into the next one. Oh, I didn't know that. Until they get to the St. Lord's Seaway, then they're in the ocean. That I didn't know. That's cool. I just assumed. Running through all these lake great lakes until they get to the up by the thousand islands. And then it's gone.

Yes. skinny us like a super deep over 300 feet in the middle. Yeah. Yeah. It really didn't make me a little nauseous. Yeah, I don't like it. And I agree, Katie. If someone doesn't win a piece of the agro crag, what even is this game show?

Yeah, all of those. What are the Nickelodeon game shows? All. Oh, those were clutch game shows, yeah. Yep. Nickelodeon guts, because it was basically what you like all the physical challenges. Guts was like the best thing ever. I wanted to be on guts so bad.

I wanted to be up in the Cisorley. throwing sponges at targets, trying to get stuff on the ground, man. It was from American Gladiators, too. I wanted to do that thing so bad where you're up on that platform and you jump. And then it bounces you back up and you have to like... Oh, grab the ball. ...dunk the basketball or anything. I just wanted to jump like that.

Cousin Jay, me, Cousin Jay and Joey, I've told you a million times. We invented different American Gladiator games in my parents' basement all the time. All the time. Sweetgrass K. Rogadon reboot. Just a few. days away now, four days remaining. Get your tickets now. Okay, rockathon.com. Oh, you know the music is good, but the food is going to be so good. It's going to smell like meat. It's going to smell like a lot of meats and delicious treats for obvious for control reasons, and I have to keep an eye on all interworkings of the reboot. I went up to Brewer Union yesterday just to check on their food. Make sure everything is in order. No, that's... I want to make sure people are going to get something good to eat.

Yes. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. They will be there with their... Everything okay? I think so. I might need to pop it one more time just to make sure everything's locked in for Saturday. I got the chicken sandwich, bro.

Yeah. I've got the sausage gravy and biscuits, bro. Every so often, and I'm not even kidding. Yeah. Just randomly since we've been there. Every so often those Johnny cake things pop into my head. Oh, get up to you. That I just wish I had.

I just want an enormous stack of them to snack on. Yeah, I get it, bud. I think about that pork chop he made us. Probably once a week I think about that pork chop. Well, I just got to get it. I got a side of poutine too, and I couldn't tell what I was eating because it tasted a little different,

and I don't want to blow up Christian's recipes. Yeah, yeah. But I go, what is this gravy in this? Oh. And this is literally what he said. Shut your mouth? No. When I was living under this bridge,

Literally is that when I was living under this bridge This hobo I knew made a sauce out of these things So I've made my variation on it Wow, that's all I'll say and I go so this gravy is the invention of a hobo under a bridge and he goes yep Okay, I'll cheers that Absolutely and he's damn right It was fantastic I was like what is in this gravy because it had a different flavor to like a sweetness to it

Yeah, he told me I'm not gonna tell you you got to go up to brewery union to to try that for yourself. Nice. Nice. Well, a stampede occurred at the Atlanta metro station following Beyonce's concert. I saw that. What the hell? Do you know it caused it? It looked like the elevator, or, uh, uh, escalator?

It looks like the escalator like broke and started to like whip people down it. A little bug. They were running. A little bug scared a lady. A little something was zipping around like a little. A possible bug interaction. Scared a girl. Freaked people out.

Nine people were injured on an escalator at the Vine City Station as the Beehive fans. Only bugs I care about. We're leaving. One person suffered a broken ankle. Seven others were treated for cuts and scrapes. Police reported hearing a scream. Witnesses say it was due to an insect, startling a little girl. footage showed the reaction and running, which is what you saw.

The chaos caused the escalator to speed up and then abruptly stop. That doesn't seem like a feature that should be built into an escalator. Yeah, where the escalator joins in. People are freaking out. I want this to go really fast and then stop all of a sudden. Can we do that? I want it to freak out as well. I want to ramp things up a little bit.

Or they were probably running so fast that it was just moving it and it broke the belt. All right. Hold on a second. All right. You're telling me that. that if I got enough people on an escalator and we all started running in the same speed in the same direction, I could speed up

an escalator? If it's going, like the escalator's going like this, you know, on the radio so you can't really see, but my hand's going like slowly down, normal escalator style. And if people are like, that's going to at least make it like ramp up a little with the weight of everybody, you know what I mean?

All right, it'll move it a little bit. 30 of you need to meet me at the mall real quick because I want to see if we can super speed an escalator up to a point where it, chucks us off at the bottom of it. Well, that's what we were trying to do in that video that you see me in at the ball. Me and my friends, but they're like, oh, you stole all this jewelry. I'm like, no, we were trying to break the escalator.

Oh, yeah. Things got out of hand. Because of the escalators. But no, yeah, we could probably do that. With enough weight, I think we could overpower the escalator, bud. I mean, it's basic. Basic physics. Matt, Matt, Matt, science?

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Tickets available around. And if you're coming, I won't start now. What? In the next couple days, I will start drinking water. Get yourself hydrated. I'm telling you now. It's going to be in the 80s. Town you now.

It's going to be a long day. As a person that has gotten the at AK Rockathon in the past, you want to be hydrated, man. Is this a weed thing where like you hear your heartbeat in your brain sometimes? Or is that my having a stroke? No, I mean, I've heard that.

I mean when it's like real quiet and stuff, I've heard it without weed brain. Yesterday we have these white noise machines in our bedroom that are just like, like they do that? Yeah. And I laid down on the bed really fast And all I heard was Like my heart was beating in my head

And I'm like, what's going on right now? Everything was just very quiet And sometimes when you're high Some of your other senses are probably a little heightened Because of the effects of marijuana And I don't like it So This is pretty messed up because I've been told

By people on the internet Oh, wow, then. If we just had Adam Whiteman's money, we'd be the greatest basketball team in all history. And would never lose. And would never lose. Never, ever, ever lose. And would be the top. Yeah, somehow this TBT team lost last night to a bunch of D3 athletes.

That doesn't make any sense to me. Wait a minute. So are you trying to say that it doesn't matter who's coaching? who's backing who that sometimes teams just lose and everyone should calm the hell down sometimes that doesn't sound right because every comment I've read on the internet

or heard on every sport show is that if you have Adam Whiteman if we have them and then add to that Jim Beehive somebody I'm standing on the sideline doing nothing you can't be stopped and and his two

very good basketball yeah I mean I'm just confused I'm just confused now I think the basketball god saw that starky guy where we had in the middle with the weird man bun and mustache went all right too much hipster I don't know who this Ty Nichols guy is

but he put up 36 points yep went 13 for 20 last night six for 10 from beyond the arc Demetrius Underwood added 14 points and seven rebounds Buddy Band put up 17 points. They lost last night, though. So that's it.

That's a wrap. That's it. I like that the D3 guys were wearing the old school Team USA jersey from the 90s, man. That's where it's at. Let's see, yeah, they tied it. Buddy tied it at 78. And then the other guys just, they had that bucket that we saw. Yeah.

That runner that he had. Who were the, like, what was the name of the team that beat them? We are D3. That was their name? Yeah, it was just a bunch of D3 players. That's what I mean? I like that. So it's just sometimes.

Sometimes teams lose. Yeah, and then there's nothing you can do about it. I just don't feel like that holds, all the comments I've heard, Cody, doesn't seem like. Every internet person ever, but I would love to go, I didn't, I just saw that now that we, they lost. But I would love to go, I got to go. to read comments. I got to go and see some of the like, yeah, bots or if we or typical surgery. That's exactly what we used. Yeah, I don't know. I thought that with all that whitesman money, we would have just been sitting pretty, but I guess not. I don't know. I don't

understand. I don't know. I don't get it. Did he at least get an Instagram post out of it? No. No. Did you see this Boston Phillies ending last night? No. Dude. bottom of the 10th tied 2-2. Okay. Ump makes a call that has not been made in 50 years. What? All right. What do we got?

Shallow. That pitch just a bit outside. That catch is interference? You know, that's a good question. The Phillies are going to look at it. Mike D'letri would run off his chair. And Ludo 20 right away. That'd be a weird way to end the game.

Walk off E2. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Wow. Catchers interference on the club. Catchers interference. Can you imagine? Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Layton. Manager's review brought to you by Grungo along. Phillies. Whoa. Yeah. Now, Ryan is praying that they get this wrong. Managers review.

Let me read what's going on. Phillies had Brandon Marsh in as an automatic runner, given a score on a call of catcher's interference with the Red Sox star adjudicated or a judge to have reached out too far to make the catch. Yeah, I was going to say it. They're going to show it right now. Boston's catcher Carlos Narvarez.

Narvez. It's close enough. Whatever. Had his glove. Interact with Sosa's bat with the bases loaded. Yeah, and bases are loaded. So if he really reaches, then that's it. And he gets a free pass.

You broke it. Oops Uh, hold on a second What did I just do? But I, yeah, I've, I've never seen that before as far as, uh, Oh, do that stuff goes. All right. Let's say here.

I don't know how they could. There it is right there. Yeah, man, you, that's too far, bud. You too far, bud. What did they say? What did they rule? There's no doubt. I don't know if I've ever seen this before.

What if he catches it before the contact is? Yeah, you can't, that's, you can't reach out that far. Yes. Yeah If I understand the rule properly Wow He's a heady player that at Moonduff Yeah

Let's see He's an umpire's friend Yeah What is there to challenge you can see in the footage They're watching it Upstairs the ump just stands there now He's just waiting here back Oh

Here we go After review the call in the field is overturned There is catchers in a field Oh wow The Phillies have wanted a catcher Catchers in a fear. Wow. Screw them both, but.

Wow, dude. I've never seen that before. First time in 50 years, I guess. Holy cow. What a way to end it, man. That's neat. What a way to end it. Speaking after the game, they were furious with the call.

He said, quote, the swing was so late, I had the ball. Then I felt the contact. That's the catcher saying that he had the ball in his glove and then the guy swung. So I don't know, man. Wild. Well, you can't You can see it. You can see it, but you don't.

You can't reach all the way out there. If anything, it's a sign that, you know, you're doing something because if anything, you want the ball to travel further across that plate as a catcher to be able to frame your pitching. You can't frame it if you're going to snatch it. Without a hit, man, wild. Yeah, I wonder. I don't know if the batter gets an RBI on that, Ben.

That'd be funny. Oh, yeah. I got an RBI because I hit the catcher's glove. I went, chill. Your sweet girl ass. K Rockathon reboot is this Saturday. Get your tickets now. Krockathon.com. Yes, for those of you asking, there are OG passes.

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That's a you thing. Maybe you can just kind of walk around smug-like, I guess. It's very nice. It's a nice that tent. is the perfect in-between band. Yep. Good hang. Hang spot because what's nice is that you're not going to lose your, like, a good spot.

You already got the spot. Yeah. All the spots over in that area are good. So you're not going to lose, like, oh, if I go and sit in that tat in between bands. And if you're like me, you can spread your around a little bit. You got space. No, it's the perfect little cool-down area. Rest in peace, Malcolm Jamal Warner.

Very sad from the Cosby Show. played Theo, he was only 54. I thought it was a hawks. He got stuck in a strong current in the ocean off of Costa Rica. Oh, man. Very sad. Hey, I know. You know what?

What's you going to say? And it's under control. So, no problem. How do you expect to get into college with grades like this? See, I'm not going to college. Damn right. See you. I'm going to get through college.

high school and then get a job like regular people regular people yeah you know who work in the gas station travel bus something like that so what you're saying is your your mother and i shouldn't care if you get d's because you don't need good grades to be regular people right man that show talk about a show that doesn't hold up anymore i know i can't even watch i mean now it's sad that that kid's dead and Bill Cosby is about to die of crazy old, pathetic piece of trash. Remember that scene where Theo wants to have, like, he has his money and he's counting his money, and he's like, all right, let me take some for rent, and he takes some out of Theo San. And he's like, all right, let me take some money for your car.

Then he goes, are you going to have a girlfriend? He goes, yeah, he takes all the rest of the money. Baby! Yep, yeah. Cosby show. Well, rest in peace, Malcolm, Jamal Warner. That's rough, man. Just adding to Cody's fear of water.

Nope, it really, it really is terrifying. That undertow is no joke, man. Even just the littlest bit, and it's here, too. I only know that from Lake Ontario being a little choppy. And I thought, you know, I laughed. And it was like, ha, yeah, right. And it was nuts. So get nasty out there.

Be careful, man. Don't mess with water. It's very scary. As someone who is rewatching the X-Files from the beginning, highly recommended. Okay. I'm on Season 2 episode 4 now. Season 2 episode 2 was that fluke monster? You remember that, bud?

No, I didn't really watch the show, no. This is like an image that even went into like the universe. Type in Fluke X-Files. Oh, God. Right, bud! That's one of the most haunting episodes, and I just watched it two nights ago. Dude, the fluke? Bro, you got to watch this episode.

The fluke that lives in the sewer and it attaches. I don't want to spoil it if you haven't got around to watch in Season 2 episode 2. I am generally shook by how... Bro. You, if I... Oh, my God. The feeling you're having right now. You should feel my heart beating.

I wish I could take you back to the 90s when that was just on TV and none of us were ready for it. And then we all went to school the next day being like, did you see that? It destroyed AJ and I for a while that fluke. If you guys don't know what that is and you don't care and you're not going to be in a whole, well, no spoilers because you know, whatever. Right. Go ahead and Google that.

Go ahead and Google that. So the scene that they reveal it in, I'm going to tell you to. Yeah, tell me what, yes. It's like, okay. Come back if you don't want to. Yeah, wait, I forget. Let me spoil a 35-year-old episode. But, the reason that was so powerful is because the,

The episode is like, they can't figure out what's in the sewer that's capturing them. Like, what it was doing is people were getting bites on their back or whatever. And there's a scene in the middle of the episode where they're in the sewer and the guy is like, all right, I've backwashed the pipes. Whatever is stuck is right here in the pipes. And it's a clear section of pipe. And they turn on their flashlight. And it's that thing in the pipe.

Dude. that scene is one of the most iconic horrifying scenes you want to watch it I'm trying to see if there's the reveal like that part I can show it I want to see it

because hold on a second alright X-Files Pluke reveal and then I'll get into your high strangers I gotta see it where is it I got to see it

because man that's too much Watch the fluke monster. How do you even say, like, how do you even come up with what that even looks like? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where to go. I'll find it for you. That's okay.

I'll find it for you. Because now I'm ready for whatever the hell is next. Nobody was ready for that to happen in the 90s. Well, the fluke is the creepiest part of today because today's high strangest is more of a, yeah, could you tie? Yeah, could you tie? I don't know. It's getting real right outside of the 90s. sudden. Today's high strangeness is more of a like an educational high

strangeness because if you haven't been following the news, there are wildfires approaching Area 51 and there's a lot of conspiracies around that right now. So let's start with what Area 51 even is and how it became the center of all of our focus. Perfect. I just like two weeks ago, uh, I snatched back to read that book again. Yeah? And it's just starting this part of... Yeah.

What? Let me... So, yeah, I want to see if it lines up. All right. I got three clips. I got three clips. We're going to play. Twitch.

com. Twitter. In the early 1950s, U.S. planes were conducting low-flying recon missions over the USSR, but there were constant worries of them being spotted and shot down.

So, in 1954, President Eisenhower authorized the development of a top-secreted high-altitude recon aircraft, dubbed Project Aquatone. The program required a remote location that wasn't easily accessible to civilians or spies. Area 51 fit the bill perfectly. It was in the Nevada Desert near a salt flat called Groom Lake. Remember Groom Lake? No one knows exactly why it's called Area 51, but one theory suggests it came from its proximity to the Nevada nuclear test sites.

The Nevada test site was divided into number designated areas by the Atomic Energy Commission. The location was already familiar territory for the military, as it served as a World War II aerial gunnery range. In the summer of 1955, sightings of unidentified flying objects were reported around Area 51. That's because the Air Force had begun its testing of the U-2 aircraft. So early on, it's the U-2 aircraft. people are just seeing a weird plane they've never understood. The U-2 can fly higher than 60,000 feet. At the time, normal airliners were flying in the 10,000 to 20,000 feet range,

while military aircraft topped out at around 40,000 feet. So if a pilot spotted the tiny speck that was the U2 high above it, they would have no idea what it was. And they would usually let air traffic control know someone was out there, which is what led to the increase of UFFFRAF. sightings in the area. While Air Force officials knew the UFO sightings were U-2 tests, they couldn't really tell the public. So they explained the aircraft sightings by saying they were natural phenomena and high-altitude weather research. The testing of the U-2

ended in the late 1950s, but Area 51 has continued to serve as the testing ground for many aircraft, including the F-117A, the A-12, And the tacit blue. No one knows for sure what Area 51 is up to these days. The government never even publicly acknowledged the existence of the base until 2013, with the release of declassified CIA reports. But if you're ever at the Las Vegas airport, keep an eye out for some small, unmarked passenger planes in a fenced-off area.

They're how Area 51 employees get to work from their homes in Vegas. So, all right, that's from Business Insider. What do you reference there is a plane that's called Janet. They call it Janet for whatever reason. People who work at Area 51 and the unnamed sites get on an unmarked plane in Las Vegas. That's awesome. And they fly to Area 51 every day for their jobs. Yeah.

Then, and I'm going to say something here because this is just bad on my hand. I watched probably two hours of Area 51 footage last night, but I don't remember which clips I'm going to show you. Okay. So unless, and I don't think it's in this next clip, but they talk about how when Janet lands at Area 51, there's the people that go into Area 51, but then there's another group that get on a bus and go to S2.

And no one knows what happens over there. That's awesome. So, all right, let's go down. So we talked about Area 51. They're just testing airplanes out there. What's the big deal? Why so many alien creepy conspiracies? Well, there's some reasons.

The official name of Area 51 is the Nevada Test and Training Range at Groom Lake. People have reported seeing unidentified flying objects around there since the 1940s. In 1959, the Reno Evening Gazette published the story, More Flying Objects seen in Cork Sky. This opened the floodgate for other reports of UFO sightings. Area 51 wasn't even officially acknowledged by the government until 2013, when it was revealed to the public by Jeffrey Richelson, who submitted a Freedom of Information Act request.

As far as we know, Area 51 is a secretive military flight testing and open training range facility for the U.S. Air Force. But even to this day, people in Southern Nevada continue to report UFO sightings around this otherworldly location. So one thing that is happening... Mm-hmm. That I think Cody is probably getting two in his book. And this is one of the videos I don't have a queued up right now.

We're talking Area 51 for your high strangers. because there are wildfires approaching Area 51. Yes. And it's getting people all ramped up about conspiracies again. So around this same time when they're testing airplanes, they're testing nukes because it's a nuke site out there. Yeah, it's all weapons testing stuff. And History Channel has a whole deep dive on.

It would have been Eisenhower, I believe, was the president at the time. They're testing nukes, and they test a really big one. And when they tested that really big one, suddenly an unidentified craft zips down to earth. And stories are, this is going to sound crazy. Zips around the sky like a little bug. He zipped around like a little bug. A little bug.

That was the moment aliens had had enough of us screwing around down here. Stop rumbling things. They zip down here. I guess, this is going to sound crazy. An alien demanded to meet with the president. and it supposedly happened. Like whatever alien representation came down, demanded time with Eisenhower,

and they met. And like we've read and we've seen before, people were like, the aliens were like stop with the nukes, which is kind of why we stopped with the nukes, you know? That's crazy. Like we dropped,

we're the only country that's ever used them. We test them a lot. Yeah. They're getting. Bigger and bigger. And then at some point, whatever aliens saw that goes, knock it off. All right. That's it.

Knock it up. How do they get here? How do they get here? How did they get here? So they get into all of that. Now we're at the current Area 51. We were testing planes. Then we were testing nukes.

And then at some point, there was allegedly an alien ship that crashed. They brought bodies there. You can read a million things about Area 51. Mm-hmm. So now it's on fire. Or starting to get close to being on. I have a quick clip of a guy explaining what's going on down there with the fire and where it's located here in Area 51.

Area 51 is on fire, not a joke, and it has been for days. A wildfire named the Gothic fire started on Friday when lightning struck roughly an hour north of Las Vegas near Area 51. Now that same fire has burned roughly 36,000 acres of the land surrounding the mysterious base. This screenshot from the Explore With Us Crew YouTube channel shows the smoke and points out how close it is to Area 51's back gate. But if it gets too close, I'm sure they'll use some alien technology to stop it.

So now it's just burning closer and closer to Area 51. Yeah. And the conspiracy theorists online are wondering, well, if they can't stop the fire, do they have to get the alien stuff out of there? And we think like some big reveal is going to happen. I'm sure they've moved things already, you know what I mean, that we don't even know about. Where are you at in your book with the Area 51 story? Because I did watch two hours of footage.

I've read the whole thing like twice already, but it's still blurry. I'm just at the very beginning, but it's at the very start where a farmer brings a piece of a crashed ship into his house. Yeah, there's a whole. And this farmer turns out to have a whole story. It's not good. Not good. And it's like then like that's where you start to learn about the men in black we've talked about before for our high strangeness segment. Yep, and that whole area 51 is used.

They're using, like, alien technology to test our own ships. Yeah. And they're trying to reverse engineer things. Yeah, everything you're seeing, flying around southern whatever is us. Zipping around like little bugs. You zip around like little bugs with our alien stuff. And that's the theory of... It just gets crazy.

I'll let you guys de, you can spend hours on this. That's the theory of where Bob Lazare comes in and he's hired to reverse engineer something. and that's two that we've never seen before and what are we going to use it for? He's all over that book. Lots of stuff you can dive into, guys. It's for, because I don't, I don't, you like to, you know how I am with things

and believing things and being skeptical. Skeptical, yeah. But there's just so much when they have like stuff that you read that's not like, oh, this is proof. But you know what I mean? Like actual edible people. It's a way to say this. now, but where there's smoke, there's fire.

Yes, and now especially knowing that when they, you know, they declassified all this stuff in like the UK and there's all those videos now of pilots being like, oh, that is. Do you know what that is? Yeah. It makes this book even more credible because the book isn't, I got to, what's why I wanted to reread it.

I don't remember if it ever talks about like an alien showing up and like meeting with a president walking around. Yeah. But it's got so much like, no, here's the weird science behind what we really doing, but that farmer, like you were saying, though, his story gets wild and it's... Yeah, I want to know more about...

There's crazy stuff. I know this is all stoner talk, because this is what high strangeness is. I want to know more about that presidential meeting, if it really happened. Like, did any of the a AIDS see an alien? Did it show up in, like, a human form? Right? Did it just, like, walk up and be like, hey, hey. Let me just pull my face.

Hey, excuse me. Look on, an alien. Can I talk a present? Yeah. No one's all. All right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on.

Come on it. How does that even get proposed? Like, sir, there's an alien here that wants to talk to you? What? Uh-uh. Bring them in. That's a wild theory. Smile, uh, Carissa on our Twitch chat.

Yeah. Says the Grand Canyon is also on fire. It's burning all the wild stress. Sage. It's literally the earth cleaning us. Oh, man. Yeah. It's crazy.

It's interesting stuff. You can spend time. Well, diving into it, man. Yikes. It's wild, wild stuff. Wild stuff. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I'll tell you what could happen, though.

If we don't drop these Epstein files pretty soon, Trump will release the aliens. I was going to say. He's releasing anything in everything. He dropped the MLK Jr. files yesterday. Just anything that's... If there's any aliens and he can distract us from the Epstein files, there they are. There you are. There you go.

I got a live cam on him. Stop talking about me. Medin Black was a documentary. Stop talking about me, ready. Get ready for a wild off-road weekend at South Butler Motorsports Park and Savannah, New York, boasted by Maximum Power Park. Starting July 18th, it's nonstop action with mud trucks, side by sides, and ATVs tearing it up across trails, mud bogs, and epic tug-of-war battles all weekend long. Enjoy live music with Kelsey Lynn headlining Saturday night. Purchase your tickets at the gate

and bring the whole crew. Kids five and under get in free. Whether you're riding or rocking, this is the off-road party you don't want to miss. And in person coming up this Saturday Candlebox. Tickets just $40 for a whole day rock show. Parking lots at 10. Gates at 11. Music at 1230 with the School of Rock out of Fayetteville. Set it off at 1.30.

And then we just keep cooking. Set times are up at K Rockathon.com. Speaking of cooking. Lots of food. Like, there's literally more food than bands, to be honest with you. It is. There really is. So much eating can be happening.

this weekend. So excited. Like I said, yesterday I ran up to Brewer Union, because they will be there with their Redneck Rubin food truck. And I just, I just had to eat to make sure

everything is quality controlled. Make sure everything is good. Say that 10 times fast. Brewer Union up in Brewerton with their red, Redneck Rubin food truck. That's a lot. Brewerton's Brewer Union

with the Redneck Rubin food truck. Oh, there goes a hot wash cloth again in the top of my head. I said too many words and now it's happening. Try not to laugh. Look, it's weirdo. No, it's happening. Oh, Weirdo is on TV.

Yeah. What's happening? That's on... I don't know why. I was telling Cody that I laid down in bed too fast yesterday. Yeah. And like it felt like all the blood rushed to the very top of my head. Which it didn't happen. It hears heartbeat. For like 30 seconds.

And I almost called one of my kids in room to be like, are you hearing this? And now I have like a hot wash cloth in the top of my head. I don't know what it is, you guys. Give me them. Give me them. What? That's weed things doing that? You almost called your kids in to see if they could also hear your heartbeat.

But I didn't know was my heartbeat at the time. I thought it was just the whoosh-wush. I thought maybe something was malfunctioning. So they wanted them to see if they could also hear your whoosh-wish. I didn't know that at the time. I thought it was an external sound, not an internal sound. Oh, okay. So you wanted them to come in to see if they could also hear.

here. Yeah. From around. Yeah. From around. Why can't? I can't have fun in life. Man.

All right. This is an article from the Daily Dot where they said, what are some, what? Kids, can you hear my insides? Kids. Kids. How? Can you hear my insides? Oh.

If anything, I am the best deterrent for my. my kids ever trying drugs because they see me. Nah. Can you? Who else can hear my insides? I don't want to be like dad. What a loser. It's all right.

When they're old enough, they'll stumble across cocoa puffs. I always tell them. If you ever have questions, you ask us. Yes. So they asked what are some things that may just be totally irrelevant in 50 years? Obviously us. But I'm saying like items. That's safe.

Bro, according to Reddit, we're already irrelevant. Oh, no. Nobody listens to the radio. Local radio sucks. We think we're funny, but we're not funny. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I can't disagree with that. No, I, I, we think we're way funnier than we actually are.

Trust me. That's not lost on me. Oh, yeah. But they say, what current technology do you think will seem ridiculous in 50 years? Like, for example, charging cables. A lot of chargers, you can just, put it on the table and it works. Laptops.

Do you think laptops would be? That doesn't seem necessary. What do you think it'll be? I don't know. Pad type things? Yeah, just pads that you, instead of typing, you just say it.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure this will go the way of the Buffalo. Look at how crazy it is to have like a tower and monitor. You know what I mean? And all that, just a regular whatever. Yeah.

It's like, oh, oh. That is true. Our computers were way bigger 30 years ago. Yeah. This is interesting to me because they feel like, dental work is going to be outdated because we'll be able to like 3D print

new teeth and stuff I mean that's still dental work still is dental work yeah it would just be advancements in the field of uh huh loud engines like internal combustion engines 50 years from now

they're gonna be yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah blah blah yeah everything's going the way of the battery you know like chainsaws are battery operated some more

Yeah, but... Weed whackers are battery-operated. A weed whacker? They also said game consoles would be replaced with streaming consoles. I don't even know what that means. That seems like a nerdy statement. Instead, all right, internet's getting way faster than it's ever been. Okay.

They're claiming that instead of having, like, a console where I download games to, I can just open up like a Netflix version of video games and play any game I want. Oh, I'd rather do that. I would rather do that. Yeah, that sounds like old school Nintendo TV or whatever. But the one, I'm going to die on this hill, is they say toilet paper will be outdated in 50 years. And I know you all want me to be doing the badees and the little tushy things.

So it's going to be a water-only situation? I think so. Toilet paper causes all kinds of sewer problems. It's unhygienic. It is wasteful. People think that we'll just be sprayed down in the future. I'm gonna starve the fluke monster. Yeah, the fluke won't have nothing to eat.

They'll still be poop. They also think we'll have a lot fewer car accidents in 50 years. I would believe that. Like all the sensors and autonomous things that can happen? Yeah. No, I could see that. Or worse. Or just way more?

Now they're in the air as well. We're in the air. We're going way faster. Yeah. Zipping around like a little bug. What do you think will be outdated in 50 years? Guys, gals, they, them, friends. Animal friends.

Everybody listen to me for a second. Because the Sweet Grass K Rockavan reboot is just four days away. What? This Saturday over a New York State Fairground, Chevy Court. You kids these days. Just 40 bucks. I don't even know. 40 bucks for an all-day rock show.

Parking lots at 10 a.m. Gates at 11 a.m. Music at 12.30. Yes, there are OG passes left. But even those $40 tickets are great. Plenty of shade, plenty of space, plenty of seats. Got lots of hangs. Saw all the picnic tables over there at the Nationals.

Right. Get you all something to sit on. Get some food. Some beverages and so much more. Shout out to Ashley Lynn Wine Slushies. They will be there. Keeping you cool, calm, and collected. Okay.

I go for one of those right now. The blue one. The Booraz? Yep. They had that a lot at the Nationals. Very good. Made me want one. Well, Matthew Day.

I guess down near the city, He's being called the New York Ad Executive. Because he does, he is the co-owner of Rib Eye Media. Where are you out of Ribby Media? Okay. What do you do? They do, they do, okay.

Founded in 2023. Well, cutting edge programmatic advertising solutions tailored to the local media marketplace. Will you spend money with us? Well, I hope they're doing well. I have a lot of states. than them.

It sounds like somebody, I would hope they would spend money with us. So Matthew Day, I will handle this story with caution because now I'm worried that, did you talk about Matt Day from Ribby? He has a big buy coming through. Well, if he comes in, he has to, we have to go 12 rounds boxing. Okay. And if he wins, he has to double the amount he's going to spend. If I win, he has to triple it.

I was. To win, win. Jeff, that is not correct. Please do not share false information. Matthew Day, 30-year-old New York ad executive, was arrested in St. Petersburg of Florida for disorderly conduct after allegedly urinating from a rooftop bar onto the pedestrians below. Oh, no.

I'm going to punch you in the mouth if you pee on me. I'm being real. Yeah, but I don't like physical altercations, but if I'm just sitting there, like, walking the sidewalk with my family. But why have a rooftop bar or about? and he's, I can't pee off. I can't pee off. If I can't pee off, it wants the point.

Yeah, but no, I'm sprinting up that. Um, the building. Because now you're busted for exposing yourself, which we've all been there, you know, uh, and they just laugh.

It's so annoying. He's released on $500 bond. He went to Penn State. Co-founder, like I said, of rib-eye media, I guess. I don't know. Well, if he's a, does nobody stop your buddy?

Like, no one's like, do-do-do-do-do-do. Stop, stop, stop. Like, there's nobody a wingman? I'm sure by the time anybody saw it, it seems like it was one of those just like walks away and just, you know what I mean? Where'd Matt go? By the time you see him, he's peeing off the side of the building. And I'm like, oh.

Matt, put it away. You've always got to have a sober buddy in the group. Not that you should be babysat, Matt. You're a grown-ass adult. You're 30 years old. Yep. But you got to have somebody in the group that can kind of keep things on track. Yeah, and just not.

Like, I get having to appeal. pee. Go to a bathroom. Because I'm the worst. You are, yep. But, I mean, you know, you got to watch when you're going to pee. And then gravity happens. Yeah.

Gross. Good morning. This is K. Rock. Very loud, fellas. Please, calm down. Tonight over at the amphitheater. Speaking of loud rock. Speaking of big daddy's.

Speaking of K rockathon artists. Oh, yeah, four more K-rockathon. on us over at the imp tonight. That was the first time I'd ever seen them. You can go see Big Smoothie and Griffin as you enter the gates. Enough sex for the rest of us. I don't think there's going to be a lady that can make it. There's not going to be a woman that can make it past our booth.

And several men. You're all about to be pregnant and some of the dude's about to be Arnold Schwarzenegger because you're going to have a baby in your belly. Oh, yes. The offspring with Jimmy E. World and Newfound Glory tonight over at the Empatheter. See our boys Griffin Big Smoothie as you enter the gate. and ladies try to keep her clothes on. Okay.

Jimmy, World will be fun. I don't think I've ever seen them. Growing up in the 80s and the 90s, you remember that summertime TV was always the weirdest TV because they had to fill in like the summer. Yeah, it was reruns and specials. Or game shows or random stuff.

Well, now that we have so many outlets for media, this is happening in like the streaming services too. Hulu, starting August 18th, is airing a new show. Are you my first? What do you think that shows about? Is it? Virgin's trying to find their first hookups. I was going to say, okay.

What do you think it was going to be? Yes, that, but not that. Something with that, but not that. Like, I thought, like, so many shifts. I don't remember my first. and like, well, we're going to bring in your eighth grade science teacher. According to the synopsis.

This is gross. This is the hottest group of virgins ever assembled. I would disagree. Did you know me in middle school? Because me and my crew, and even most of high school, actually, were pretty good-looking virgins. They will search for intimacy, love, and maybe their first. In a tropical paradise design just for them.

No. What do you mean design just for them? To help, like, push things along. Like, it's a sexy area. Like, there's a lot of horizontal services. Or just, like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't like this.

I don't like these shows. So romantic. Yeah, that's, I don't like. Katie, this sounds like a terrible, trashy show, and I'll probably watch it. See, I don't like the ones that do stuff like this that forced love or mess with love or any of that. But in reality, it's weird. Everybody who goes on that knows they're not really going to find love, right? No, but I don't, I still don't want to just watch some awkward guy, like, try to have sex.

I don't think they'll show that part, right? No, but they're going to show. They're going to get pretty close to that. So much, right? It's like how it, I can't watch those. the on the spectrum love on the spectrum show. Oh, sure. Because I, it's weird to me that just everyone around all these people just looks like,

they're like, all right, let's make these people do it. Yeah, that does make me uncomfortable. Whereas I want them to live lives as, you know, normal humans. It does feel like a little zookeeper. Oh, let's get real close on their most intimate moments. Yeah. I don't know. Like, no, I don't know.

I don't know. But, you know, people love it. But do you, like, what about those shows like Jersey Shore? Everybody was humping. No. You don't like that either. That's uncomfortable too. I don't like that.

What made you uncomfortable? Just that they're just so willing to just like, oh, everybody in the universe is going to see this. Oh, okay, who cares? I need to do sex. But you like that real housewives? Does that not really a lot of sex stuff in that? No. No.

It's a sexualized show just because they all are. But like it was just kind of weird. Like, yeah, like in real world and stuff where like you would see them like with the blankets over. Oh, or Big Brother. does that too. You're like, not that like sex is uncomfortable, but I don't know.

There's just always something about it. This is an interesting psychological part of you. I've never really seen. I thought that you were, uh, you, I don't know. You were very sexually open,

but you don't, you don't like peering in on other people's business. Yeah, like I don't want to watch you. Yeah. You're like the opposite of a voyeur. You're like, I'm going to leave this alone.

Yeah. I'm very similar. I don't like, you go do your sex. I really do not like kissing in movies, love making in movies. I don't like, those scenes where of course someone gets thrown up on a dresser and they're grabbing each other's

backs like right. Okay. Enough. Yeah. Enough. We do it belly to belly missionary. That's it. All right.

Knock it off with all these moves, you know? Bally to Bally. Perfect. It will even be hosted by two Bachelor Nation stars of your Bachelor fans. Colton Underwood and Caitlin Bristow. I don't know how those people are. That makes sense. Starts August 18th.

It's called Are You My First? Virgins looking for love. It's better than the ones where they're trying to get people to do sex with other people while their partners are there. So, I mean, that's better. What was that one? Like those Love Island ones or whatever where it's like, let's see if we can tempt you. Did Wife Swap bother you? And like one wife would go.

Nah, that was just, those shows were just weird because they weren't. They never like, were like, and now on ABC's Wife Swap, the bedroom scenes. The bedroom scenes. Where it's just some weird frumpy guy with his new like wicked hot wife. And he's like, well, usually on Tuesdays, she tugs it. So. This is an interesting level that I'm, I guess I'm not trying to psychoanalyze about you, but you're very sexually open.

Yeah, well, yeah. And these people are strangers to you. It's not like you're walking in on your parents. No. But something about people you don't even know, getting intimate makes you uncomfortable. Yeah, I don't want to watch you on TV. And I'm very, I'm the same. Yeah.

I don't know. Hmm. Twitch. TV slash K. Rockstein, why you want to jump in chat with us? We'd love. hear from you. You'll be hearing from these fellas coming up on Saturday. Drowding pool, they will be on stage at this Saturday's Sweetgrass.

K Rockathon Rebo, presented by Monster Energy and Messes Fireworks. Tickets only $40. That is $8.5 bills. Right? Yes. Yes. That is $4.10 bills. Well, yeah.

Yeah. How many quarters are in $40? Yeah. What, no, if each quarter dollar has a wait, no, no, no, no. Look how crazy this has gotten with AI that there's already, you can't just get an answer. It's here's your answer, brought to you by soundbedmeda.com. Holy balls, man. 160 quarters, thank you, thank you, smart people.

Only 160 quarters for this Saturdays. Okay, Rockathon reboot. Tell people what you're looking at right here. Tell people about that layout. Oh, I was going to say, I'm not. Tell people about the options that you got in front. You walk in that main gate. What are you going to see?

Let's see here. First, you'll probably see like some concrete. I think there's like a bush to your right. Okay, then after that, you're going to see. If they didn't move those concrete big huge cinderblock things, those were there. Okay. And then, yeah. But no, then you start getting into like, once you walk past where we are, like the band

merch and our stuff where you can make like the T-shirts and stuff like it was last year right over there. And then there's all, it starts just a row of School of Rock, William George, Ligwilly, Punch, Punched, beer tickets, the villa, which means that'll be good right next to me, the Villa food truck, okay, cool. Yeah, beer, easy, squeezy will be there. You got sweetgrass, Brewer Union, Wildcat, Boom Boom, Max, Max,

Rockies, Pizza Cutters, Brancados. That's all up one side, like when you walk in, like, When you walk in like that, and you're just walking like that. Am I wrong to say it feels like double the amount of vendors from last year? No, that's- Like, it's double the amount of food. What I tried to push when we do these like meetings and stuff, we talk about it. We're like, last year we were fine. Yeah.

But I think you just got to keep more and more until you can't physically put any more people in. And then when you get to the end of that row, you flip around and there's Ashley Lynn, DG, plumbing, and sticks and stones, and the monster tent right there too. Awesome. That's just the one side. Awesome. I mean, that's the one side. I didn't even mention, like, the cool OG Plus. Even Katie says she's going to have decision paralysis this Saturday.

It's going to be tough. What are you going to eat? Right. So many options. Or you can flip on over to the other side where there's Butcher Boys, some ice cream, lemonade, fair deli is over there. This is going to be awesome. Yeah.

I love it. That's what we always, like Cody just said, in all these meetings. Food and beer. Food and booze. People want food. They want their booths. They want options. It's no longer the day of, because K. Rock,

back in the day, we would have a couple vendors, and then you would have like two very basic food option things. Or like the one year they offered like, sausage. Yeah, yeah, meatball sandwiches or something. Right, right, right, right. People lose their minds and like, here's some beer, here's some soda. That's it. Yeah.

That ain't it. No more. Tell you what the weather looks like, too, because I know people are looking for the weather. I think there's some lingering showers that are sticking around maybe for the Little list bit from Yacht the day before. Yeah, Friday it is going to rain because it's going to be real muggy and then Friday that cold front comes through. And then it looks like it's going to be like mid 80s, low 80s. In 83 degrees.

Yeah. Yeah. What did you just say for Saturday? Oh, I said 83. What does your phone say? 84. In my way. According to police, 39-year-old Stephen Mason

ascended a roof in Bangor, Maine, bud. Bangor, man, bud. At 4 a.m., told homeowners he was trying to retrieve drugs in their chimney, contacted the Bangor police who arrived on the scene. The fire department attempted to use a basket to reach, Big Steve. Ah, Biggs. However, he reportedly jumped from the roof into the basket,

grab the axe. Jump back to the roof. Whoa. Whoa. Big Steve. By 11.30 a.m., he was finally brought down off the roof, transported to a local hospital, charged with various things. But six, almost six hours, five and a half hours, my man's with an axe on the roof. Just going to town?

Can we just feel sorry for these poor homeowners? Yeah. Who at four in the morning, they got to start worrying. about what's up? Oh, a guy thinks we've got drugs in our chimney. Okay. Oh, great. Thanks. All right. Can we get them down? No, it's going to take five and a half hours. Okay. Perfect. Great. Oh, he chopped a hole in our roof. Good. Awesome. That's going to be. There's no way to pay for that. Great. Yeah. I got to do how much paperwork. Thanks. Four days from your sweet grass. Kroggathon reboot this Saturday. Get tickets now at

Kroggathon.com. Happy 30th anniversary. to Clueless. Good movie. I love that, man. Awesome. It's a funny movie. It holds up. Paul Red, Paul Rudd, looks the same age as he did Batman.

Yep. Weird guy from, like, one other thing, and then that Nickelodeon show was her brother. Yep, yep, yep. Director Amy Heckerling also directed Fast Times at Ridgemont High. She wanted Cher's character to be happy and positive. The following women auditioned for the role of Cher. Oh. Reese Witherspoon, didn't get it.

Okay. Alicia Witt, who I don't know unless I saw a photo. Yeah, name sounds familiar, but no. Carrie Russell. Okay. And Tiffany Amber Deiason. Wow. Audition.

What would the movie be like? She didn't get the role. I don't think she had the vibe, not the vibe that Alicia Silverstone had. Wow. That's impressive. It started as a TV series pitch called No Worries. They were going to make it a TV show. Ended up becoming a movie.

Happy 30th. Interesting. I wonder if that was like a moment. What? In Tiffany Ambritheson's like career where she was like, oh. Maybe I'm not. You know what I mean? That's a good point.

She wouldn't look good as a blonde. Maybe they wanted a blonde. Were they going to make her be blonde? Maybe. Yeah, rest in peace, Brady Murphy. But man. Mm-hmm. Was it, yeah, was Alicia with the,

a hot redhead from what's it called? Was she in that movie? Let me look her up. Hold on a second. Was she in that movie? Alicia Wits. Or was she in that other show?

Oh, I don't know who she is. She's gorgeous. I just don't know who she is. Yeah, I don't know who that is. What do I know? She was in two weeks notice. I don't know. Urban legend.

88 minutes. Oh, good. Beautiful Redhead. I just don't know who she is. Redhead. 30th anniversary. It's hard to say that out loud, guys. Because you're so old.

You are. Saturday is your sweetgrass. K. Rockathon reboot. Presented by Monster Energy and Messes Fireworks. Tickets just $40. That is $41 bills. That's crazy. I'm online right now.

Krockathon.com. Well, this has been going viral the last 24 hours. A disease? I asked you not to bring that up. The herpes is latent. I didn't sing. It is not active. It's saying about us.

Japanese design firm Kenji Abi, if I'm saying that wrong, I'm sorry. Sorry, what? Has designed a glass beer bottle meant to stick in the sand at the beach. Have you seen this? Has anybody seen this? Wait, like, wait. Yeah, I thought you could just stick a bottle any way in the beach. Well, first of all, you shouldn't have a glass bottle on the beach.

Oh, good call. So I'm already, I'm already going to look at you like this. Mr. Shabibi. For those you just listening, I will do my best to describe this bottle to you, as I believe Melfire has probably seen the bottle designed as well. If you are in Twitch, this is the bottle they designed. It's definitely going in someone's butt. If I'm saying that, it's exactly what you think it looks like.

They say that this bottle has been designed for easy insertion into sand at the beach. That's not the nickname for my fanny cheeks. No. But to each his own. These poor emergency rooms are already busy enough. And now this bottle's going to come out. Although, when I say I'm about to go ostrich style. What does that mean?

I'm about to bury my head in the sand. All right. All right. So it does mean it butts sometimes. And that happens. I don't know if this ever goes to production. You're kidding. This is a joke.

No, this is real. It's a design. firm. But it's a design for us. So maybe there's like, here's something we can design. Nah, you're being a silly goose. Like, I don't love the idea. People just find things to put their butts, guys. And this is going to be one of those things.

I mean, I don't just find, oh, people. Oh, what? We need some from the, the EMTs, I hope these do not go to production because we as humans are not ready for this bottle. I just, we're not ready for that bottle. Oh, now that's a stripper move right there, Kyle. Read Kyle's chat there.

Yeah, his question is how long before someone puts that in their butt and then someone shotguns the beer while it's in their butt. That's something that you would pay for to Strip Club. Absolutely. Yeah, it would just... How do I say this on the radio? I'm trying to think of the... Because if I'm the lady and I am...

I got to, like, go on my hands. And now my hands are on the ground. Yeah. You're upside down. It's inserted, right? now then I just I just come back down and your mouth is there

waiting to receive my fanny beer Or in another area as well You're gonna boof the fanny beer? No I'm saying the lady Yeah Has two areas she could have this Oh double you're gonna double fist

I mean I party I gotta go I mean Sweetgrass K Rock andonry just a couple days away this Saturday. New York State Fairgrounds. The weather looks beautiful, perfect. Get your tickets now.

Just 40 bucks. And it looks like it's us, brother. Bright and early. Yeah, we'll be on 9 to 11. We'll be broadcasting live as you are, I guess, won't even be inside yet because gates are at 11. So it'll just be us talking to ourselves. Broadcasting. And then Griffin's smoothie will go live 11 to 1.

We'll see who's going to have bands. We do have some meet and greets coming up. Bossley is going to get me those today. Oh, cool. So we'll start giving away some meet and greets with tickets this week these next couple of days. I like to watch people do that. They like to meet their favorite bands. Yep.

And we like to facilitate that. So I always look forward to K Rockathon. It is stressful, but I really love it. I love it. It's the reason that I work here. Absolutely. Growing up in Central York, going to every other, you know, other than like the first K Rockathon.

I've gone to all and, you know, I wasn't on this side of them for all of them. Just going to them was like, this has got to be the coolest place to work. And then you get here. And it sucks. Just kidding. But no, it honestly has lived up to everything that I thought it would be. And it's just so cool that we brought it back. I like two things about that.

I like that. I like watching how hard our coworkers work really hard to give people a good time. Because they really go above and beyond. Yeah. I think Boss Lady says, that you worked like 185 hours in one week or something like that. That's what I mean. They work really hard to like give you guys.

Yeah, there's like five people. Like, there's like 10 of us total that work extremely hard to put on these events for you guys. So I like seeing that all come to fruition and their hard work be appreciated. And they don't like seeing all you guys have a good time. I know that I'm miserable and I'm just out there bouncing around. But you guys are having fun. That's my favorite thing every year is to stand on that stage and get to watch out, like watch out from the other side.

of things and get to see everyone's faces. I like when people come in. I like when they are. My favorite part of Kay Rockathon is when the gates open and people start coming in and it's like they got to Disney World a little bit. Yes. No, it's great. Because they're like looking at all the stuff and there's so much stuff to see.

We should. All right. If we're not going to be, we're not going to be outside when the gates open kind of then, right? If the gates open at 11. You can do whatever you want, but we're on the air from 9 to 11. So people will be out in the parking lot listening on our stupid voices. And then when they come in, what could we do?

We wrote horses last year. That's what I'm saying. I was trying to think if maybe there was something there for us, but I can't think of that. I'll probably just lie down and take a nap, I think, at 11. People can walk by. Wouldn't be my first nap. There's a bed in that room. Wouldn't be my first K. Rockathon nap.

Well, it's not so much a nap up there as it is. Is that going to be a thing? What? For her to put on a shirt. Do we ever decide that? I don't know if we got that together time for this year, but they wanted to put my drunk face on a T-shirt. Yeah, they can take the penis off.

It just have the kiss makeup. penis was drawn by, I believe, Mrs. Craps. Because that's when we look at it. All right. Shirtless man in Nevada. This is why I'm excited to go to Nevada. Because I want to... Something about the American Southwest has always appealed to me.

It just feels... It feels breaking bad, but it feels like lawless. And I'm looking forward to driving around. I've never driven around the American Southwest. We're going to be doing some driving next month. No, I've only ever been to Vegas and that was... Yeah. Because it feels like Florida amplified a little bit down there in like Nevada, New Mexico.

It's hot, dirty. Yeah. Not a lot of activity. Well, this is a fella in Sparks, Nevada. I guess they have a gas station named Shields, S-C-H-E-E-L-S. Okay. Police had to come to the gas station because what was his name, Michael Smith? 48-year-old Michael Smith.

Oh, Mikey Smith. Was chugging tobacco sauce and challenging people to fight? Wait. Tobasco? Yeah. Oh, okay. What did I say? Tobacco.

Oh, chugging tobacco sauce. I was going to say, first of all. It's gross. No, my apologies. What is this? Big old jug of tobacco sauce. You never know what goes on. Taking pulls off of it.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I do. Naturally. You know, rolled up on my hot sauce. He was shirtless. When the police arrived, they asked him to leave the area. He responded with choice work.

Yeah. Pulled out a night. Hell yeah. Now you're going to jail. Oh. He was charged with assault with a deadly weapon and possession of drug paraphernalia. Geez. Bottle of hot sauce was disposed of, my friend. I'd like to take, to make sure that they're like... The bottle of hot sauce was put back onto shows. That's not evidence now? We don't need that for evidence? Come on.

No. No, him, the next morning will be evidence enough of when he's in jail around the other poor dudes that are in that cell while he's sobered up. Tobacco. When I'm saying, when he's Tabasco farting. Yeah. In the toilets next to you. I thought this is America. This is America.

Other side of this. Where are we tobacco poop? Shine down. Former K. Rockathon, performer, multi-time K-Rogathon performer. Yeah, they've been done it a bunch of times. Yeah, that was one of my favorite moments ever. They're great. My first working K. Rockathon was them as a headliner.

I remember being up in the Weedsport had like a media tower. Sure. But it was just this like press box on giant like wood planks. It raised up.

And while Shinedown was going on, it was so crazy that the whole thing started to like sway like this. And the people in it were like, this has never done this before. Wow, what a crowd. This is crazy. Oh, okay.

And I'm just kind of standing. against the back wall, like, we've got to die? It's been a tragedy in the club community. At my head, what a little. Um, Radio World, we are going to hand you off to the 90s at 9. Twitch. Hello? We're going to play some golf.

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