The Show - FOAL

Episode Date: September 7, 2025

No recaps on Friday show, but we will all die for Shetland Pony Foals.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. He's a high hall. Happy Friday.

Tell them large March Centure Large March Um Chris Crisp one this morning 54 outside the studio 50 in the Mohawk Valley

Did the reverse Last night at like 3 a.m. woke up real quick and went Oh Opening everything Opened all the windows Yeah bud Some good sleeping

How y'all doing? Y'all good? Sleepy How y'all doing? Hey y'all. Yeah, I was telling Cody, that's pretty close for your Cowboys last night, bud. They played way better than I thought they were out. Yeah, there's definitely, it was quite a game.

There'll definitely be some overreactions on both sides. What do you mean? From fans, from neutral fans, Eagles fans, Cowboys fans, Cowboys haters because they played not bad so I mean it's either going to be one of those ones

where they go uh-oh like I'm always going to be one of those annoying teams that's just going to be okay all year just tolerable keep it close every game you're not going to know so they're not just going to be able

to be walked all over because their offense looked at the start okay and their defense wasn't that bad other than the fact that it was very obvious they needed Michael Parsons I saw that that that that got spit on?

Yep. More than a condo. Defense number 98. Wow. The star for the Eagles scumbag. Scum bag. Out for the game

before a snap. Here he goes. He walks there in front of Dak Prescott. Did he spit? Did he spit on him? There you go. Six seconds into the game.

There wasn't even a play. Not even a snap. They had the kickoff. Why? Why was he spitting on him? Well. Not that there's any reason. Now there's video coming out that

Dak spit near him. So now people are Eagles fans are trying to justify that. But he spit like, they were in like this far away. And he like spit down. Like you do. On the ground that every single football player does.

But because he looked at him, it justified. Spitting on him. So no, bro, you fell for it. Hook line and sinker. You know what I mean? Yeah.

That dude has got some issues. He was involved in some things already. Jalen Carter was? Yeah, yeah. You just Google Jalen Carter. Gotcha. Car accident. And you'll see he's the one from Georgia that the hour after they won the title like two years ago,

gotten that reckless car wrecked killed his teammate and one of the coaches there. So he's got scumbag behavior in him already? He doesn't have the best tendencies. So, you know, not the best move, but got to keep your cool. Also shout out to my boys up in Phoenix, beating Hannibal last night, 2820. That's. We hoop. We play football.

We do all the sports up in Phoenix. We sport. Sviga County represent. Classic show. Walk on a Friday. Classic show. Good morning. This is K. Rock.

How do you do? Yeah, I'm hearing reports that there was a tornado somewhere last. night up near Boonville or a tornado watch or something? I don't know. I was watching yesterday for those storms, and it just poured a lot for a good amount of time up by me, and there was no thunder and lightning, though. Yeah. I don't know. I was waiting for something gnarly to happen.

It was just a really heavy rain for a while. So hopefully everybody's good. Hopefully nobody's injured and lost your property and all that. I'm not complaining, though, I guess, for no thunder and lightning. I don't mind having a, non-extremely anxious dog for the rest of the night. Everybody's saying in Ava. I don't even know where Ava, New York is.

You don't even want to know. Tornado in Ava, New York? Hold on. Amy A. If you go to Ava, I can't get you out. I can't get you out. Tornado touchdown likely in Ava. National Weather Service to send Storm Survey to Ava, New York.

Where are you, Ava, New York? Well, I mean, this is their extensive town hall. Wow, look at your town hall. All, Ava. They're pretty much goddamn New York City. It takes a lot to be more podunk than where I live.

Look at you, Ava. Ooh, buddy. Where am I going? Those are two vangers? Shout out to Steve's appliance repair in Ava. Oh, okay. Oh, all right. Shout out to the Ava Highway Department.

Let's see here. It was actually formed May 12th, 1846. It was the second to last town to be created in the county filed only by Forest. Oh, gosh. So it looks like if you're in Rome, you get on 26 and you just go north and then you'll get to Ava.

Since you're spouting out of the mouth all about Ava, do you even know anything about Ebenezer Harger? Is he the founder of Ava, New York? Tell me his story. Do you know more information than his name? He moved there to the settlement two years prior. He lived in Whitesown from Connecticut and then him and Abner Wood and a couple other fellas went on up and settled. Ava. Big A.

A. A. A. A. O'ner. Listen, I'm going to Google Street View. I'm right here at the intersection of 26 and West Ava Road. Yep. Look at this sprawling metropolis. I mean. I bet we got a lot of listeners in Ava. Your town looks nice, Ava.

I hope that everyone's okay up there. Well, hopefully it's still intact after the Mueller tract of 1615. What happened then? We were previously part of Franklin and Roosevelt tract, but that mortgage was foreclosed upon by the Rembrandt Mueller. so I don't know if that attractive acres of farmland is even still like going to go around there anymore. So I don't know.

I don't know. Like a nice little area to raise a family up there in Ava. I mean. Give any more Ava facts for us? Because as stupid as it is, I do like learning about the little towns of this state. Toghill Plateau. Where was that I think? I did see that.

Let's see. Where was that one? That it's connected. Connected to Romm. Mm-hmm. A plank road was constructed through A. Ava connecting Rome and Turin by the Rome and Turin Plank Road Company, 1848. It was abandoned in 1855 because it was a road made a wood up in Rome.

Wow. Up and Rome. Not far from there is Hunter Hack Farms, Carriage Rides and Events. Looks like a cute little farm to go visit out in Boonville. It's the only place I want to be. I'm sorry. Get in the car. Let's go.

We're going to Ava. What are you doing? You're going to go to a football game. Tomorrow? Yes. You are? Oh, yeah, you are. Yeah.

Are you going to tell you in here? Head up there, do you think? Well, we'll see because if it's, it's, the weather is looking annoying. Oh, it is? I might head up to that Myron something court there. Yeah, that's a cool spot.

Like, no joke. That wasn't even just because he was in here, hyping it up. That is a legit cool spot that they've opened up inside the dome now, man, because they've got an ass ton of TVs in there that show all of the games. I mean, it's noon so that we know football action on, but, you know, pregame and all that stuff. And there's plenty of places to get bevies and food and stuff.

It's a nice little hangout spot. It's got tables and all that. It's cool. It is a nice little spot. So have fun up there. Don't forget, stop buying to see our friends at Days Dispensary. They're right up there. Pop in, say hey.

315364-109 K-E-Rock text line You know I love a good treasure hunt Oh My dream someday is To do a treasure hunt Not like I don't see I don't know what I want to do Like a scavenger hunt Well they do that medallion thing

And I feel like we could do it better Yes, yes we can We just never have No, but we absolutely could. I just don't know how to do it. We'd have to start small with a scavenger hunt with just a... Like, we've hidden tickets and stuff before. Yeah, they'll do that again.

We're hiding a, you know... But like my brain right now is immediately triggering what if you hide a treasure and then someone goes to find the treasure and they get injured or they're stuck in the woods or they die and then you get sued or something, you know? I think there's probably... things that protect you from that if you know what I mean if it's a contest or whatever jim 87 geocaching i love geocashing and letterboxing inside the because you'd have to do like a write-up or you know what i mean or whatever it didn't just be inside that well just is not liable for any

slips falls what is it like a treasure hunt on your own yeah at your own risk yeah the northern minor trade journal up in canada has hit in $1 million worth of gold coins and smaller cashes across Canada for the great Canadian treasure hunt. Look at this. How your brother get out there and find this million? I was going to say, that's a crazy idea. The grand prize features 217 one ounce gold coins. And they're just out?

It's out. It's a million dollars worth of gold coins. Like if that was here, it would just be like under the bench, one of them? You don't know. No, no, no, no. That price, so there's the main prize is worth a million. Okay. And then there's several other $25,000.

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. It's literally gold coins, but here's what you got to do. But there's still, yeah, still that. You have to read a 52-line riddle-filled poem. I'm out. Nope. See, that's where you lose me with Treasure Hunts is I couldn't write a poem or like clues and stuff. No, what we have people here that are good at that type stuff.

Or that's just, you know what? That's where we then use chat, GPT, or whatever the hell those programs. Right. Write us a clue that's silly and goofy and hides this tiny little, I don't know, dildo or whatever. We hide out in nature. The hunt goes until someone finds it. It's going to go through 2006.

If it remains unfound, the organizers will go get it and bring it back and nobody gets it. The only Canadian adults are eligible to participate and they must. Ah, buddy. Scrabba-a. Hi, guy. Did you see this week's episode? No, I'm still, I'm only seen the first one. That's it.

I got to just sit my fat butt down. The headline is, is Trump effing Satan? But it's like, they're doing it in a double entendre. Is he having sex with Satan? Or is he effing Satan? Yes, both. Only Canadian adults are eligible to participate, and they must scrutinize the poem carefully for intentional typos.

Oh, because that could be. That could be a clue. I see. He's got a raging clue. See, that's where my ADD quits, treasure hunts. Because I'm like, I gotta do what? I gotta do homework.

I'm out. Yeah. And it's like, I gotta be all tricky. So I don't want to do an escape room to be honest with you. So I'm like, all right,

now we gotta start paying attention to things around me. You would I hear the saying like that. I'm like, let's shine the flashlight on the wall. Oh, all right. This, okay, this is something. Is there a chair I can sit in

while you do these clues? This jar is something. I gotta do something. Is this chair mean anything? Well, if I sit in it, well, the door just open? I don't get it. Ex-ed to lean up against the emergency end of.

Uh-huh. Oops. Oh, it's an adorable man. Oh, we're done. I guess we can go do something cool like laser tag. I'm also the worst because sometimes they'll put a button in there and you could have three clues if you want us to help you. You just lean up against the accident.

All right. All right. You knock me down, man. You knock me right then, man. I knocked our Liam down there. There we go. Hey, la la. But yeah, no, I would immediately, like, hitting the button.

Like, the door would close. And I'd be like, and, first clue. First clue. Oh, dude, I didn't even do anything. Is this something? What is this? And second clue. Cody, stop it.

Yeah. We're both, we're both ADD riddled. We have no patience. But don't it. I didn't come here to do school. Don't hit that third clue. Don't hit that third clue. Ah.

And the ending is. Oh, we were. Come here to read. I'm here to do fake math. I bet my cousin Jay could solve it because he always uses Chad GBT and AI for everything. Like Katie's saying in our chat, you could use AI to solve the... Oh. I wonder if AI could solve a treasure hunt.

And if anybody's up in Canada listening right now. Put the poem into Chad GPT so if it figures out where the thing is. Oh, yeah, we could go high taste to Syracuse tickets. They're already hidden right now. I've hidden them all over. Oh, did you really? The state of New York, yeah. All the way down to the Hudson.

Hudson Valley. I've hitting them. You better get searching, guys. Get going. Better get searching. Yeah, this would piss me off too if I paid for NFL Red Zone or now they're putting ads on it. Yep. Unreal. Scott Hanson announced this week. Sell out.

Oh, yeah. That after years of delivering commercial free football games, NFL Red Zone will now include ads. Can you explain how Red Zone worked for you? Like, what did you do? You just had games all day on it? Yeah, it was just seven hours of live. football of all of the best of every game. They would just whip around and show you the coolest things that were happening all day. It was the best thing ever.

You said they started to add like side, like display ads. A couple years ago they would throw in a side ad or something and it would be like, all right, that's not a big deal. You're not taking away anything. You know what I mean? There's no big deal. And then year two after that, they started the ads having audio. You know what I mean?

Like they would Like it would be like They would, you know, push the screen down a little And it would be a Verizon ad or something And it was like This, because people then start to be like,

uh, not really seven hours commercial free. Yeah, dude. That's a commercial. And now they are just going to rip the bandaid right off because ESPN needs so much money because we've been talking about this all week. It's the theme of the week.

We don't ever think about the billionaires. Why have we not thought about the billionaires? They're struggling. Rich people have it really hard. And I, I don't know what the kickback is going to be. I always say on this show, if you're getting something for free, the model is ads. Yeah.

I told you podcasts would start getting ads, and now podcasts are full ads. YouTube, if it's free, you're going to get ads. You're the product when something is free. Same with this. Yep. Our job is to sell you whatever these commercials say. We do a stupid show that you tune into, and advertisers say, hey, they got a lot of listeners. We should advertise on that.

If they're smart. If they're smart, and I hope you're all very, very smart. If you want to advertise with the show on K Rock, hit us up on the K Rock text line. 315, 364, 1009. I'll sell you commercials directly. Cody will too. Right now. But if you're charging me for enough, how much is Red Zone?

That I don't know the added-on whatnots of it. Then you broke in the deal. Yeah. The deal is that I'll give you monies to not see commercials. You don't get to do both. 15 a month or $100 a year is the... added on, but it's available through NFL Plus. So it's usually about 15 bucks a month probably.

A couple months you have it, I would imagine. Because my peacock does this. My peacock. You want to see my peacock. Peacock will do this where I'm paying for peacock, but I got to watch three minutes of ads before you start it. No, they don't love it. They were really bad about that really quick.

Because I, because of wrestling, I was all about paying for, whatever the tier was. I want the best tier for the wrestling stuff. No big deal. I don't care. I'll pay because it wasn't that expensive. They kept

like bumping you. They'd be like, oh, it's actually going up two bucks. You're now a different tier. There's some commercials. Yeah, right? You would pay and then all of a sudden you would start seeing commercials again

and I'd be like, I'm paying to not see commercials. And then a month after you'd start seeing that, there'd be a price increase and all of a sudden they bump you back and you're in a different tier and you're like what is going on here

that would be any other business model that would fail so fast that if you were like yep this is five bucks a month and then a month later actually it's 10 a month later oh it's 15

it's actually 15 a month later oh it's 20 it's 20 it's 20 yeah eventually you start using it's all right thanks fun let me know when you get your ish together yeah I don't know man it's a weird time for media because no one can really figure out.

No one can really figure out where it's all going. Like, you know, I like this model that we have. Yeah. Where you listen to commercials and then we're free. Yeah. Every morning you can turn us on. We're zero dollars. You just got to listen to some commercials.

But then everybody's trying to do the double dip. Does Hulu? Doesn't Hulu have tears too? Oh, yeah. Yeah. They've all got. Everybody's got tears. Does Netflix have commercials on a certain tier?

Yeah. I must not have that tier then. No, you're, you're, you're, you're on the one with commercials. I have commercials? Because I use yours. And when I watch live Monday Night Raw, they'll show ads.

Oh, that must be a WWE thing then. Because I don't like, when I'm watching like documentaries and stuff, there's no commercials. They don't make me watch anything beforehand.

So I'm wondering that that might be a WWE thing. With other stuff, I don't have to either, but maybe just for live stuff. Because again, that's what they do. Oh, live events,

that's a different tier, but you're on a different tier. You got to pay $2 extra. a month to get the ad-free live events. You have ad-free regular. Oh, you don't have ad-free exclusive events. Yeah, you need ad-free plus. The game-winning field goal for Chicago.

I have tight-toe diabetes, but I manage it well. Yeah. That's where we're headed, baby. Yep, I just saw a similar thing where Jaden Daniels last year, where he scrambles and hocks that TD against the bears, where they do that, where he likes that. where he lets go the ball and it, it,

BK, have it your way. Yes. You rule. And then they go back and it's, they cut back and it's them. Yay. Like, yeah, that's, that's what this is headed towards

because you know that at some point something will happen where something will get screwed up and some executive will be like, I don't care, cut to the damn commercial. Or just some, and then they'll have to play it over the something. Because behind the scenes, guys,

you probably have figured this out by now. A lot of people working in media are young and underpaid. So some 24-year-old recent grad will trigger a commercial during like a pivotal play and then it'll be a whole thing. It's gonna happen. It'll absolutely happen.

Without a doubt. Anyways. That's where we're headed, man. Not the show on K-Roc. Showing K-Roc is free. But what also sucks, though, is that I can complain I'm still

watching I'm still paying I just know what I mean it's football or you could be really nerdy and install a pie hole on your home network and never see any yet

but I'm just saying Hi I'm sorry did I startle you when you're used to hearing a certain type of commercial something like this can well take you by surprise that's kind of how it is

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and the House of Wonderland. Yay. Well, you work hard, you can get put in an house and want to lay a movie. Good morning, everybody. Happy Friday. How are you? What's your weekend plans? What's you doing?

What are you got going on? Oh, I know you got an S-U game tomorrow. Yep. A couple of things going on this weekend. We should probably hit on. Obviously, K. Rock is your home for Buffalo Bills football. Are they home or away this weekend? Do you know?

Let's see. It's a Sunday night game. I think it's, I don't even know. Let's see. It's one or I don't know. Our Bill's home are away this weekend. at Buffalo. All right, so there you go.

So Sunday night home game. That's like kick off a year. We are your home for Buffalo Bills football. You can get all that coverage right here on K Rock in the Mohawk Valley and in Syracuse. Yep. Coo's football tomorrow. We are your home for Q's football in the Mohawk Valley, 94-9K Rock. And of course, Brostat TK99 has it here in the Theracute area.

Yeah, awesome. So hold on a second. Yep, go ahead. Just situate there. Go a little bit of it. And do a little bit of this. Ooh, stickers is puppy sitting this weekend. Very nice.

So you're not supposed to sit on them. Oh my God. Don't sit on the puppy. We've got people sitting on dogs out here. I feel like Lego just needs to chill out. But I also feel like if people are going to spend this kind of money. It's an insane racket, if you will. When you walk by that aisle and you take a peek at those, it's insanity.

Our oldest loves Legos. Get a job. Well, that's the step. That's what we're going for. If anyone's hiring 16-year-old, take up your boy. Very high-paying job. But my other complaint about Lego, and I'm doing this because there's a new Lego set that costs $1,000. I'm going to show you guys.

Gotcha. They take up so much space. Yeah Like when you build a Lego set Like our oldest built this big like They're into cars Like a lot of cars Okay

This big blue car Okay That I had to go buy a shelf To put it on Like a shadow box thing or whatever you call those Just to get it Like yeah Like a cake

Because they're so big now These Legos That if you do collect these things Where are you gonna put them You gotta have a mansion Yeah You gotta a lot of people now have like Lego shelves

Yeah And such Yeah They've got those Um Or they just take up Room I'm old school

When it comes to Legos I like the sets But I like being able to do what I want I don't want you to tell me This is only thing I can build with this Is this And when it's done it's done Right

That's not the spirit of Lego in my opinion No I get what you mean Because it's not really I don't know if kids still even do that anymore, but I think everybody just kind of does the model. Yeah, like Neil said in our chat, of course, and by the way, I want to remind everybody, because people are still discovering that we do stream this uncensored for four to five hours

every morning on Twitch and YouTube. Just type in K-Roc, CNY, and you can be in our chat. I can see your chats there. Pat Lucas has their own mini-figs, has their own Instagram. That is true. What is it? Lucas and Lego or something, Pat Lucas? But Neil said he wants the Titanic. Yeah, because it's dope, but it's the size of this table. Yeah, they're absolutely enormous, man. And once you've built it, like, that takes up half of a room. Yeah. Right.

So, Star Wars fans get ready because Lego has announced their most expensive set ever. See, and this is not fair either. You're taking advantage of kids, really. I know it's for adults, too. It's mostly for adults. But you're really, you're taking advantage of people by making whatever. you're about to say. You wouldn't be bringing it up if this wasn't going to be astronomical.

It's part of the Ultimate Collector series, 9,023 pieces, 38 characters, 3 different Luke Skywalker's, and two Han Solo's. Hand Solo, is that Han Solo? Is that, uh, what's, what's, who flow the, the Starship Enterprise? Did you build? Is that Spock? Is he in this? Spock drives that.

And what he, because what he does is he fight. He fights the Yorkies there, those little teddy bears on tattooing. Tatoo. Yeah. Then the Power Rangers save everybody. That's right. See, guys, we know pop culture. We know this.

It comes out October 4th. It is the Death Star. It costs $1,000. Here it is if you want to see it. I'm showing you on our laptop screen right now. It's cool, but it's gigantic. What is? Wait.

28 inches tall. 38 inches tall. inches wide, 11 inches deep. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. It just looks like a carrying case. There looks like a lot of room. It's just a giant, like, if you're just listening and not viewing,

imagine the Death Star like cut as a cross section or like you can look into it. That's kind of what it looks like. And it's the size of one of those really, really, really obnoxious, huge wall clocks. Mm-hmm. You know those big ass ones. Huge, yeah. Yep. All you were saying, please don't tell them our kids.

Our kids would lose their mind over this. Kids Guess what kids have Merry Christmas Yeah it looks cool That's just not what I feel like The idea of Lego Is to come up with ideas

And make stuff and then take them apart And some of them look cool I mean it's maybe just because it's my Star Wars I don't like Star Wars really But looking at this This looks boring Like oh you build a wall For this chamber

and then another wall and then a couple more walls, right? It doesn't look like an interesting, I feel like some of them like where you're building a castle or a cool plane or a boat. Yeah. This one just looks like you're building. It isn't very intricate, he's what he's saying. And he's right.

Right. Because it is just kind of a big chunk. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I'm not into Lego, so I don't know if, you know, I'm speaking out my ass because Lego people would be like,

oh, that's actually the most. intricate. Well, maybe this is like, maybe they're only making like 200 of them or something. Yeah. I don't know. I just don't know what you do with it afterwards.

Do you believe them, like how I've got some of my Rassler guys and action figures set up, I would imagine. Like I said, our oldest has them displayed. It's like a piece of artwork, but you can only do it so many times. Do they

um... Gonna like do they like spray it? Like you do a puzzle? it stays. You can do that like put like an epoxy on it to keep it all hard. In other Lego news, wait, I forgot. How much was it? $1,000.000 bucks. It's their most expensive set ever, yeah.

Yeah. In other Lego news. Oh, man. And I don't have this one queued up. You have to go look this up yourself. But a mom from New Zealand broke the world record for the fastest 100 meter sprint over Legos. Did you see that? You probably didn't see this if we don't know what I'm talking about. Watch the video. It's a 100 meter sprint, but she's got a whole thing like, like it's a row of Legos.

I've heard, she's run it. I've heard people gasp louder when wrestlers will dump out a bag of Legos in the ring. Yeah. I hear them gasp more at that than like thumbtacks. So I would imagine.

Whoop, whoop. Yes. Yes. F! Dude! Woo-woo, who, who, who. Here she is. This is Gabrielle Wall talking about her record-breaking win. I actually had a health scare a couple of years ago.

It's a re-evaluation by bucket list as a result. One of the things that ended up on the list was to do are going to swirl records attempts. Nice conditions on the track today. Sunny with a good chance of injury. It looks a lot longer than it did in the training, I have to say. Probably about halfway. It switched from being like, wow, I'm actually doing this to, boy, that looks like a long, long way away. Like a dream.

It's like running on clouds. Wow. Well, I mean, again, it's a world record. She did it. Anything could be a world record if it's never happened before, man. It's insane. Congratulations to Gabrielle. We are your home for Buffalo Bills football.

Sunday night game right here on K.Rog, baby. Get some. Touched. I don't want animals to be hurt, but I would like to see footage of this. Because there's a farmer in Scotland who has a problem. He has Shetland ponies. How big are those? Whoa.

Hey, hey, dude, I got to dump that? Easy there. How big are Shetland ponies? Are they horse size? Shetland pony. Let me look up a Shetland pony. How many bananas is a Shetland pony? A Shetland pony.

A Shetland pony looks like it is, let me see here. Like one, two, three, four, five. How many bananas tall is a Shetland pony? About 20 to 25 bananas. Here's an answer from Horseandhound. Yeah, you're right. You're about right. Yeah.

Well. Okay, that's a big horse then, right? That's a, depending on the size, about maybe one, two, three, four, five, six. Same with hand. About 20, 25 hand. Okay. That's how you measure a horse. He's got a problem.

Hand. And he can't prove it. With his Shetland pony. But he says that local eagles are swooping down. Oh, boy. Grabbing his Shetland ponies flying away with him. He's lost several. Oh, my God.

So they're like the little baby ponies, not like the full-grown ones? Google Scottish Sea Eagles. How big are those? I bet, dude, a Scottish. A Scottish sea eagle. Normal. It looks like ours. And he can pick up a freaking pony, dude.

Yeah. I mean, you got to think those, like the... Rest and peace, little Sebastian. Oh, when you Google pictures of eagle talons next to human or whatever, the difference is astonishing. That's why, I mean, the fact that we have them just all around. All everywhere. Bountiful. The lake is really crazy.

Um, they, hold on. Cameron told the BBC that the behavior of the missing foul mother, suggests that an animal took them away rather than the fowls ran off. So they might have been really tiny because they were babies, you know? So that's what I mean they were smaller. Am I saying this wrong?

Foles? Foles. It's Foles. You've been saying fowls. I apologize. Oh, I wouldn't even pay intends it. We all know what you mean. They acknowledge that this is the first time they've heard of sea eagles taking away Foles.

But they worry. Shetland pony babies. All right. So, oh my God. Are they the cutest? thing ever? Yes, and they're the size of, they're the size of toddlers. A eagle is going to eat the hell out of that.

I want to eat this thing. It looks so delicious and beautiful. Oh, that's the cutest thing I've ever seen. You type in baby, though. Forget about your Shetland Pony. Type in Shetland Pony babies. I put in full. That's the same thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that you use the proper terminology. If you're in Twitter YouTube right now, I would die for these animals. Look at these cute little delicious bastards. Fricking things I've ever seen. Audio listeners, just imagine the cutest smallest, fluffiest horse you've ever seen. Nice tender. Yeah.

Tender horse meat. I bet. I bet eagles are eating those real good. They're small. They're just swooping right down and being like, yoink, you're a deer. You know what I mean? They take deer. And then what do they do? Like, what's the next step for eagles?

Do they take it back to the nest? Do they eat them somewhere privately? I've never actually, like, watched. like those, I think they just pack them to death or they shred their insides or... I really, I really don't know. I really don't know. I assume they just have at them.

The thought of an eagle eating one of these adorable ponies makes me so sad. I'm jealous. Of what? The eagle? You want to eat a pony meat, bud? They're cute. Again, delicious.

I got the taste now. I'm eating ostrich. Yeah, that is true. That's true. He's got the rare meats tasting. He wants it. Cuse football. Tomorrow, nooner.

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Because they wrote the numbers that are overdue for tomorrow's Powerball. Like my grandmother used to do that. That's funny. Josh, this number's due. It hasn't come up in a while. I mean. This slot machine, Josh. Right?

It's ready. Right? It's ready. Well. What? That last one. What one? The slot machine?

That's for real. When the piggies get fat, they're about to burst. That's real. That is, dude. That one's asking. for it. Slot machines, that's a, she's correct with that.

They ask for it. I just love the, the psychology that goes into getting gamblers to gamble. Yeah. Like somebody was like, if we create a slot machine that has three pigs that

continue to get fatter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are going to walk by seeing how fat they are and think, oh, they're ready to burst. Yeah. So they'll sit down. But they're never ready to burst. Can I feed them those? That was what you said? Yes. You feed them more coins.

Oh, my God. I couldn't, dude, part me. I could not believe someone walked away from that fat effing pig that was on the screen. When I went to the lake, whatever, on your birthday. That red pig, this was my reaction. I walked by and I went, oh, they have the pig. Oh, my God. And I just sat right down because it was so expanded.

The face was red. It was doing that where it's sweating. I was like, and when I sat down, I went, no, nobody, dude, nobody was, no, nobody's sitting here. Okay, oh my God, this is great. For those of you who are not gamblers or you're not familiar with the three pigs, it's called different things, a different casino. I have no idea what it's called.

It's like, it might just be called Feed the Pigs. I don't even know. The slot machine does exactly what Cody said. You sit down and you play it, and it's building up a grand prize, but it's doing it visually with three little, Piggy. Yes. Because one of the things you can...

Piggy banks. One of the things you win when you get the things lined up are coins. Some time. Yeah. And the coin makes a fun little noise and it goes flying into the pig

and the pig goes, and then he expands. You don't think this son of a bitch can expand anymore. And then he does. And then he does again. And then he does again. So then you're like,

oh my God, I can't leave. That's exactly how they get you. You're like, Like if I leave this, and somebody. Some less worthy person of this casino will win. And somebody did.

Yeah. That's what I said. Yeah. Well, how much you hit for that? It, what was it, 50 bucks or something? Woo!

Within a couple minutes. And I put in, you know, like 20 or 40 or whatever it was. I got to go gambling right now. It was, it was 50 profit. And I was like,

yep, I got to get to a casino. He's got to go real quick. Well, the problem is that they're making them even more enjoyable to be around that one out point place come like November when the big hotel opens,

you can just gamble and eat food and walk over the Vrona Collective and they go back over to gamble. Dude. There's, I mean, there's endless options. Edgeport's about to pop off. Right? So the numbers that are most due for the Powerball. Yeah, what are I on the morning? Well, now everyone's going to do it because.

Yeah. The most overdue number. Wait, can you pick your numbers for this? No. Oh, yeah. Oh, you can't. Okay, okay. Just like you used to do for Frank.

You can have your numbers. And go, give me a bar. Okay. Because the most commonly drawn numbers? Yeah. 69. Yeah. Is it really?

Yeah. 61, 21, 23, 33 and 69. Are the most commonly drawn ones? Most commonly drawn. Now what's about to hit then? What do they say what's about to hit? They say, written by my gambling addict grandmother, may she rest in peace. Josh, the number that's overdue is 26.

It has not been drawn since. It's April. Really? That's how they always get us on that. What was that game we played? The roulette or whatever? Electronic roulette, hot and cold numbers. Electronic roulette would do the same thing.

You go to the casino, it's like, well, we haven't landed on 11 in a while. Let's do for 11. Or it's like, hey, it hit like 30 a bunch of times. Why don't you put some money on 30? That's another one of our famous gambling moments where we won immediately. and we're like, okay, now I'm done electronic for a lot. Yeah, I mean, that's good of us that we do that. We are good with our gambling monies.

Yes. But if we hit right away, we walk. Yeah. He just told you. He hit the fat piggy. He walked. That was it. I literally went out to have a little evening by myself.

I was going to get a little cocktail. I was going to sit at the bar, maybe have myself a little snacky snack. Do back and forth gambling there. Very immediately saw the one machine that I was hoping that would be there, sat down, played. It was legitimately within five minutes because you got to think it's just you sitting there. That's it. Press the bud. It doesn't hit.

Press the butt. You know what I mean? That's the only motion. It was five minutes. And it did the thing. It hit. I went, I'm leaving. Yeah, dude, you have to.

You have to. That was my Las Vegas experience. I told you guys. Although once I got back to my campsite, I was like, oh, you could have stated. But then you just give it on the line. money back. Yeah, that's, well, I was going to go kind of like I could have gone to like harpoon at ease or, but again, you're still giving somebody to the money.

You need to go to the campsite. Yeah, I just, I just was so like, I won, goodbye, night's done. And then I got back and I went, oh, you idiot. That was my vaguest experience. I told you guys. I was in the, I was in the airport. I wanted to do like the, just the trashiest thing and gamble at an airport. So I did.

Yeah, but they're fun. They're really fun. Yeah, it's got trashy at all. They know what they're doing there because that's how they, that's the first. First taste, it's not free, but first taste is free. Look at how great these are. We're doing it out into the city. Dude, so I sit down at the machine.

I had like an hour until our flight was going to leave. And I go over to, well, it might have been the pigs. I sent you a photo. Was I feeding pigs? Oh, I can tell you. Give me just a couple seconds. I'm pretty sure I was feeding pigs in an airport at some point. Sat down.

Youngest son comes over and wants to watch me play. After like three minutes, it hit for like 13 or 14 bucks. and I go, son, this is a lesson for you? Yep. When you're up, you walk away. Kenny saying it. Got a no when to hold them, no when to fold them. No when to.

No one to walk away. No way to run. Sometimes though. You never count your money. Sometimes that it's very angry. When you're sitting at the table. You got to win it back. There'll be time of never counting.

Let's see here. When the dealin's done. Is that me? Did I feed the pigs? Oh, that was for me on your birth? Day. Yeah, don't forget that cousin Jay said, when my wife hit for the grand jackpot on the pig game,

she was there for maybe 15 minutes. Because the guy who's sitting next to her gave up his machine to her because he said he was done chasing the pigs to pop. Right. Sir, if you're listening right now, I'm sorry that I had to say that out loud. You were doing the devil game. Oh, that's right, devil game. The devil game, which is another good one.

The devil, but that, yeah, that's the thing is you, because that happened to us. at Turnering Stone where it's like, all right, I can't anymore. Yeah. They were all too big. Like, I can't keep feeding these big. Because I know what they're doing.

They want me to think I'm so close that I'm going to keep putting money into it. Yep. Yep. And then or then you get to a point where you're like, forget it. And then someone else, that would inevitably immediately draw somebody in

because they see that. So now they have at least a little bit of somebody else's money until, you know, They pop them P.A. And that's why I get the hell out of there because I'm like, I can't watch someone else. I can't watch someone else hit this machine. Yep.

And I just fed for a half hour. I would gamble more, but all these places, they don't want you to get bored. So they, what the hell is the word I'm looking for? Entertainment. They move the things around. They move the games around. So all my games disappear.

Like the ones I liked at Point Place when I would go there, those all left. That is the bummer. Ghostbuster one pieced out from Turning Stone. That was like my favorite thing ever, man. That one was gone. The Jumanji one, I think. Did you say they pieced out that whole little over there?

I understand that there's a whole business behind casinos. I would love to learn about it at some point. That's good. That'd be a cool documentary. Yeah, because you can tell when you walk into it, I'll just say Turning Stone, you can tell that whatever data they have says that these machines get the most play or whatever, these don't. Or this one's paying out too much.

And generally I learned that you and I like the machines that are never around long. No. Because I think that they, my guess is they take up too much time not taking my money. Yeah. Like Ghostbusters, we loved because we could play it and then a movie scene would happen and we could just sit there and watch a little movie. And we'd watch all the fun stuff. Yeah.

So you could play for half an hour and spend. Yeah. So to the casino, they're like, this isn't a great business model. Same with that Jurassic Park one. Yep. Yep. Where were we Vernon Downs? Dude, that Jurassic Park one.

That was the coolest. You'd play it for like one minute. And then you'd get like a whole movie scene. It was awesome. But they're probably like, yeah, X, Y, Z. This doesn't make money, blah, blah, blah. It's probably like a restaurant. Yeah.

I don't want you. I want you. Just mozzarella sticks for three hours. Get out of here. Not just going to give you a basket of bread and some water. Come on. I want you to order the Flamelamon.

Brianna says, Stick to the machines near the major walkways. They hit more often to draw people in. I don't know if it's still there, but the machines that I liked inside a yellow brick road

were as soon as you walk through the front door, you take a left ski and they were the very first ones. You don't even walk really in. It was awesome. I can leave Alice in the car and see her while I gamble for 10 minutes.

Someone tell me if that's true because that feels like a gambler's rumor. Like none of you can't set a machine to hit more or less, right? It's got to be random. That I have no idea how that works. Text line, you'll be fully anonymous. Tell me, 315, 364, 1009.

Can they adjust? I know with claw machines, you can adjust the sensitivity. Yeah. Can you be like, I want this one to be hotter than the other one? I don't know. I would say no. I don't think so because I would take away the game of chance. Yeah, it's a program that gets run, I bet.

There's like a gaming commission that would say, no, that's not a game of chance. chance if if the ones by the door pay out more than whatever but i could also see it marketing anyways somebody out there knows the inside tip no bro i want to gamble so bad right now i am out of money so i cannot console slots i don't need my car i can't joe cancel the repairs we're going to go or we'll go to the casino and you'll make enough money to repair your nissons see what i'm saying that's Now, you're thanking. Let's go.

On a warm summer's evening. On a train bound for nowhere. I met up with a gambling. We were both too tired to sleep. Listen to some Kenny. Hold on. This is K-Rock, by the way. This is probably confusing. At the window at the darkness,

to boredom overtook us. And he began to speak. He said, son, I've made a life. What I'm learning is we've got a lot of degenerate gamblers listening to us right now. Our tax line, our chat. I love it. I love it.

I'm not as much into the other stuff. I like blackjack and I can play poker, but I like the other stuff. This is a what? This is a song about, I feel like two guys being bored in a dark room that end up kissing a little. Whatever they got to do, man. I support Kenny's lifestyle. I don't know a problem with it. but hearing these lyrics, because I don't listen to any of this stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is a, yes. Oh, yeah, this is very homoerotic. No when to fold up. No when to walk away.

No when to run. You never count your money. When you're sitting at the table, there'll be time enough to count. Oh, what a tune. Good morning, everybody. Mickey, this is K Rock and the K. Stands for Kenny Rogers. This is for Kannie.

Kenny Rogers' chicken. Good morning, everybody. Curry. Kenny! That weird episode always makes me want chicken. It's the weirdest thing. Because he's eating it in the bed and I don't know why. It looks like good chicken.

And he's got grease all over the sheets and stuff. Kenny Rogers' roosters looks like good chicken. And the light goes off. Kenny! Right? Anyways. Good morning, everybody. 315, 365, 104, 1009.

text line. Well, school employees won a $1 million jackpot, I guess, this week. No one at the Powerball this week. A lot of gambling news happening. That's why you... Yeah, I love it. Look at all this gambling stuff.

But 10 employees at an elementary school in Ohio are in the news because they won a million bucks. Wow. Part of their winnings went to a kindergarten teacher they worked with who lost her battle with cancer six years ago. So how'd she get the money? Are you going to? Okay.

Yeah. Maybe your family? All right. But each person got 72,000. They're giving the kindergarten teacher's portion to her children. Ah. That's cool. I got to be my coffee at my dining room table and I scanned it on the app and I was like, oh my gosh.

I was talking to my daughter on the phone. I said, I think we want a million dollars. And so I started texting everyone. And they were like, oh my gosh, we did. She's been our guardian angel. She taught kindergarten here for years. She was in the original group so we couldn't leave her out. So we've just been paying all that time and for her too.

And that makes it even sweeter. That's a sweet story. Well, a good thing that that's such a sweet story, I'm sure the state will take an assonite amount from them before. Absolutely. Giving them money so they can give some to the... They got to pay for their own supply. Because it's good, though.

The state needs that money more than the family of the dead cancer-stricken teacher that gave her life to teach kindergarten. garden kids, but make sure they take a big-ass chunk of that to give to some douchebag in the government offices. Oh, damn it. Damn it. I keep forgetting. The billionaires are struggling, Cody.

I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I hope they take more than they need. They've only got so many yachts. Well, and those yachts need gas and their stupid ass kids need Wi-Fi out on those stupid yachts because I'm sure their stupid kids can't be happy with just being bigillionaires. Exactly.

donkey and chat. You all get it. Can we please just think about the billionaires? I know. It's unreal. They're hurting right now. Always streaming. Twitch and YouTube typing K-Roc, C-N-Y. You're always streaming. Live mics all morning long. We're just sharing our unedited thoughts.

Hanging out. For like four hours. Then we'll play video games. It's a really a difficult job, you guys. Are we flipping coins, seeing, doing Sergis Yukon, seeing who's who? Yeah. Okay, okay. We'll do that. that. I don't care who I don't care who I am but no I don't care that's fine we're good is you kind of not good they're not very good but I mean all right doesn't matter um well Japan has a rent-a-person industry have you heard about this is it different is it so I I didn't have to buy her her I could have just rented and I could like I can send her back after and I don't

understand mail order bride thing is not like the company said all right so So they offer a bunch of different options. If you need to rent a person. And like this is a real industry. No, that's what? It kind of makes sense. Like, think of the people around here that, I mean, not in the creepy way, that would be like, I don't want to go to the movies by myself.

You rent a person. Yeah. Whoever. And then that person sits there and you go to the movies. I've seen stories of like, it's usually guys. That's what it's going to be. Who like can't get a girlfriend and they got to go home for Thanksgiving. So they're like, all right.

Can you just pretend to be my girl? friend for my family and then we don't got to do anything but I'll pay X amount of money. Well, you can do, Japan is a very thriving industry. You can rent pretend grandmothers, pretend siblings. You can rent scary people to escort you places. So no one bothers you. Like a bodyguard? Yeah.

The company says scary people are available for accompanying customers when resolving interpersonal disputes such as dealing with people who bully you at work. until you actually confront them and they go, oh, are you going to stick your bodyguard on me? And then they try to fight your bodyguard. And the bodyguard is just, oh, no, I'm just a hired. I'm not really a scary person. And then they beat your ass and the bodyguard's ass,

and now you've got to pay the company because you've got the scary person beat down. I would imagine that probably visually, without, you know, this thing on my foot in a rolling scooter, visually you could rent me to be a scary person. and I'm a large tattooed bald man with a beard. I might from a distance look scary, but anybody who knows me knows that I'm not scary at all. And if something broke out, I'm running.

It's like the undertaker in the suburban commander or the opening elevator and then he opens his mouth and talks. And you're like, oh, we got a little. Yeah. That voice's going. Yeah. From a distance, I could look tough, but from a distance, I could look tough, but once you get close and you try to rob whoever is hired me on.

No, please don't. I'm a song in dance. man, I'm not a fighter. Just don't take my raspberry pie. I'm trying to hack a system. But like, what happens? So say you, let's just go back to renting a girlfriend. Okay.

Like, you run a girlfriend and you go over Thanksgiving. That's called a stripper. Do they do that? Would a stripper go? Oh, I don't know. Take your money and go. I mean, I bet a prostitute would. So like, you go home with Thanksgiving, you rent a girlfriend.

You're like, yeah, this is my girlfriend, Denise. We've been dating. and then what happens next Thanksgiving? Do you just have to bring Denise back again? No, you broke up. You broke up. And then do you just do that forever? Yeah, you broke up.

I remember that one time I brought a girl? Why? And then that's it. Oh, yeah. And then you never have to bring one ever again. No, I mean, I think the point is you do that and then you spend the time looking for the real thing. Like, yeah, I brought Denise last year,

but that, you know, they don't know it was a whole. But I broke up with Denise and I'm with so-and-so. They don't know that so-and-so is your actual, you know, the girl you're looking for all of the long. After recent reports got out, people discovered that this company wasn't legally registered. They were just kind of like running a business out in Japan. And then they had to post due to various circumstances the service has ended.

Oh, that's too bad. Because I would imagine maybe not the going home to your family for a weekend thing. But I would imagine most of the most of the time. sex workers that if you know you pay a lady money to do the relations I guarantee you a lot of them probably would be okay with taking the money and like going to dinner or something you know what I mean doing for an experience and doing no sex yeah I I mean I say guarantee I can't I have no idea but I'm sure that that would not be a problem right even here it's $300 go eat dinner with me and you don't have to have my penis it's funny that you say that because

I've never hired a prostitute. I have no intention to hire a prostitute. Yeah. But I could envision me hiring a prostitute, paying her the money, we get Taco Bell, and then I feel embarrassed or sad or whatever. And I'm like, now, you don't got to touch me. We just eat. You go to get Taco Bell and you just drive back to her hotel.

And she gets out, closes the door, and then you just gun it. I got to go. Oh, no. I'm mine. I don't know how to do the things. I mean, some of them, I mean, not to girlfriend experience, but pay to use a special corner in the room.

Oh, that's nice. Oh, you got to pay extra for the corner? All right. I mean, pay extra for the... Al, with a great question. If I had rented somebody out and then they closed their business, do I keep that person? Much like Blockbuster back in the day.

If you still had videos out when Blockbuster closed, it's yours. Wasn't that the damnedest, funniest thing ever in business practices? What? Where they're like, we are out of business and closed. but you still need to return that video game. Nope, not going to happen. What?

Not going to happen. We are going to charge you. Oh, you're going to charge me for it? Where am I sending the money? There was that, I guess in the spring or maybe whenever, when Red Box went on a business, and people were like, I'm going to go take Red Box machines, and they were.

Yeah. Because I guess Red Box was like, we're not going to pick them up. The one outside of the P. Chop still works. Does it really? Outside of the Western Lights, P. Chop, because I will go through it every once in a while just to see if they're, because I don't know how Red Box does it,

but brand new movies end up on DVD somehow and in that Red Box within like weeks. Hell yeah. It's very weird. I've seen several movies. There might be some bootlegging going on there, bud. But they're all normal, whatever the hell. It's very weird.

It's very weird. Like I wouldn't be shocked if like the new Mission Impossible that's streaming whatever, or Superman or something, the two that I want to see we haven't yet. I bet they're in that red box. I should look. I wouldn't be surprised at all.

Not at all. Yeah, I don't think I even have it. I mean, I guess my PlayStation's a DVD player, right? I forget what. Or a Blu-ray? Oh, yeah. I did buy the, did I buy the disc version of the PS5? Because if not, ain't got no slot.

I think I do have the disc version. I think we both do. Yeah, I'd have to look. I'm pretty sure I did. But I know we have a DVD player because our oldest wanted to start buying horror DVDs. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So I got that out of the closet.

I do have a DVD player. player somewhere. And I also have a PS4. Yes, there you go. Which is a DVD player technically. 315-364-101. 109 K-Rock tech sign. You want to rent us. You can rent us. We are, we actually are available for rentals. I was going to say, you could definitely pay money and we would go to your events. That's how it works in this industry. Please. We need money. So let's do it. I very much would like you to rent me, please. Rent Cody. We're looking to rent Cody. 315, 364, 1009. What do you got? 100 an hour.

Let's go. 100 bucks an hour. You'll hang out with you. I'll smoke weed with you. Yeah, you want small with me? That'd be good. I mean, I'd do that. Like, I think people are going to, would do that with you.

They would have rented Cody. That'd be a funny service. Rent to Cody? Yeah. You need, you know what I mean? You need someone. What else would you do besides smoke weed? You could be a boyfriend at a dinner?

Yeah, random things like that or like somebody. And I could be either way. You need somebody to show up. You are, you are a very, uh, very. hoity to hoity hoity Christian lady you want me to show up to your dinner with a tank top

and my tiny shorts and be me at your very fancy Catholic family dinner because I will because he can I will he can dress up real nice

or maybe you're a lady who also likes ladies but don't want to tell your family yet you're not out of the closet you need Cody or I won't say your name to throw the rest of the people on the bus although I should

because the customers are jerks if you're going to cancel on an aesthetic who then can't book another appointment, I would then, I would spend an hour handling people that are trying to screw you out of monies or such things like that. See what I'm saying? This is the kind of business opportunities we got to be open to,

rent a cocoa coming very soon. Prize's birthday party, I'll eat cake with your family. Taxline asking, would you rake my leaves? That's more of a job. That's a little bit of general labor depends. He's just looking to hang out. Although raking as much as I love yard work, was one of my least favorite things.

It also messes with my shoulder. Yeah. I mean. He's just more looking like the hang out. Oh, could you fill in for meetings? That I absolutely could do. You want me to sit in front of your...

Your Zoom meeting? Your Zoom meeting for an hour. I'll be for an hour. I'll be representing Cousin Jay today for this meeting. Thank you. Yep. Or print me out a Cousin J mask. Cut out the eye holes.

Slap that right on. I'm, I'm cousin Jay. No, you're all suggesting like manual labor. Yeah, you're not looking to do that. Get out here. He doesn't want to dig a hole. He just wants to hang out.

We're looking to rent a Coco. Yep. Space Babe says I'd rent Cody for prank. Screw with my family. This is Cody. He's my second husband. Yep. What is it?

Polygamy. Polygamous? Yep. She's into polygamy now and I'm second husband. Do they do that? What? I've only ever seen Mormons have like one guy and multiple wives. Did they go the other way where like a lady can have like 14 husbands?

I don't know that religion. I don't either. If it's, if it's, if it's. What is it? That Mormons? Mm-hmm. Well, the way they make stuff up, I'm sure that guy was like, No, it's only, no, you can't do it the other way.

It says it in there, but I can't, you can't see it. Only I can see it. It says, though, no sausage fast. When Joseph Smith was carrying the tablets, he dropped the tablet where it said also ladies can do this. Yep. Because it never happened, so it's only me can do it. Sorry.

Sorry. They all want you to bring Elsa, too. Is Elsa an extra fee? Elsa's an extra 25, I think. I'm going to have to use her to the best of her abilities with those eyeballs, so she's going to have to be a little extra. I'm sorry. Yeah.

It's polyandry space, babe, says. There is multiple husbands. It's different. It's different. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Cool.

Polyandri. Go for it. Hell yeah. I mean. Could you do that? What? No, I don't want to share a chick with other dudes. That's on a lot.

I don't know if it still is, but I'm sure it is. All those dating sites. What is? You see that way. more than you would think, man. Like, threesome? Couples. It's never, it's never like.

No, they're always the ones you see at Nass bar at two in the morning. Yeah, but. Hey, let me keep this party going. But there's a lot more than you would think, or just of, or normal women of I'm into the, I don't always say that wrong. What is it? Polyamory. Where it's, you know, polyandry.

He knows I'm on here, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But that I just, it's, that's not for me. You know what I mean? Because then I, whereas I might be able to deal with, like, oh, you're coming over to do sex to me. Cool. But then, after you're related to sex.

Yeah, I wouldn't love that. Then I'm not looking to share it. Yeah, that and see, no. Yeah, Kelly says I tried being Polly and I couldn't do it. Yeah, not for me. I won't blow up anybody's spot, but I have a friend that also tried to live a Polly lifestyle and it did not work. Yeah.

I think it's hard. I think it's hard. Like, you're just saying, like, I don't know. I don't want to share you. I would say that it would almost be one of those things where you're almost born with that ability to that's your lifestyle. That's what you mean. Like that doesn't probably something that you can like build up the comfort level, unless you can. I feel like you kind of are comfortable with it or you aren't.

I don't know. Shonobie says I paid a host of Koko Puff Sesh. That we've talked about. It's just harder. Yeah, those are harder. Those are harder. King of town. All right.

Good point. I thought about that. Cody could make cash just giving bad news for breakups or firings. I've seen that. That guy was going to your office and be like, you're a dick. Oh, oh, live? Oh, I was talking about John Breaks Bad News. Oh, no. He just calls like, you're just a random dude.

And I call, I go, hi, is this Josh? Hi, this is John with John Breaks Bad News. I just want to let you know that anonymous, but they can say it. A boss lady paid me to call you and tell you that you actually suck and you are terrible. Yeah, that. But it's with anything. It could be. That's a morning radio bit people have done around the country too, I've seen.

But it's like he'll do the other like worse where, yeah, your wife's cheating on you with your friend Chris. And actually, this is Chris that paid for it. And you know what I mean like that? And it's like, oh, you know, I'm talking about that one guy who will like go into your job. But going into it is. Hey, is Dave here? Dave, come here. Uh, just wanted to let you know your employees think you're a dick.

Yeah, that's. And it was really sucked when you told them they could have Christmas Eve off and then you made them work. Like that kind of stuff. Or like the funny Parks and Rock episode where Ron Swanson likes to do that for Chris. Mm-hmm. Or he's walking around firing people are canceling their programs and stuff. Yeah, and all that. I could call.

I'm a big tough guy right here. See, Pac says 100 bucks to hang out for a Sunday football. See? But I also know Cody's too sweet. He'll get there. He'll start watching football with you. You'll go to give him a hundred bucks. I'll go, I'm not taking your money.

I'll be like, fine. We're eating nachos. I'm like, no, that's the point. You got to make the hundred dollars. Got to make the money. You're prostituting yourself, but in a fun way. I've never done this, but a woman is sharing a story. I've never done a woman.

I've never had. Thank you for testing. I've never done a woman. No. She, I guess her aunt is mad at her. Okay. She's sharing this on Reddit. because her aunt came over to her house.

Now I'm going to tell you where the aunt screwed up. Her aunt helped herself to some food in the pantry. Uh-oh. She ate it. Uh-oh. What happened? Loved it. That was delicious.

The woman said, that's my dog food. The woman said it was, it was like one of those fresh one looked, those, like, you know, those fresh-looking ones? Yep, yep. It had some beef sirloin, some lamb, some chicken, some various powders. Oh, my God. She cooked it up. On the label, it says what it is and what it's intended for. Oh, no.

But it's not like a big photo of a dog, so she probably saw like steak and all that. Oh. The woman's at, that's, no, see. Woman's at 60 years old. Stop by. The aunt went to the kitchen to grab a glass of water. Next thing she knew, the woman was holding one of the dog food jars in her hand. I hear her asking what it is.

it tastes quite nice, I immediately gasp and said, that's dog food, okay? What it is? Dog food. That's the, I'm not eating that. I will try random treats. Which is weird. You wouldn't eat like that fresh-looking stuff they put in the, why? I don't know.

That's because it's like wet and moist and mushy. I don't know. I just, I try the dry treats for us. Yeah, that's what you like. Because, yes, I try if it's an unknown treat, I will sometimes try them for before giving to her, especially if they're those ones from places where they bake their own dog treats. Homemade, yeah. I try them all of the time.

Nice, nice. I admitting to eat dog treats. Not like whole ones. Mm-hmm. Just to make sure it's not, you know. It's got poison and if you're going to poison my dog, you're poisoning me too. Yeah. So.

K Rock, text line 315, 364, 1009. Have you ever on purpose or accidentally eating dog food? Yes. Yes. And just like that. Your Dallas Cowboys have been eliminated from the playoffs. Hey, no. Hey, oh.

No, that was a good. You liked them last night. You were happy with the team. It was an interesting game. It's going to have a lot of varying opinions from a bunch of different sides from everybody that had an opinion, I think, of the team, no matter what it was. I think that now changes a little bit, where I was not looking forward, I mean, I was looking forward to football in the game because it was football and the Cowboys. But they impressed the hell out of me. C.

The catches that he dropped, a couple of them, all right, but a couple of them, dude. You get paid millions of dollars. We kept you instead of Micah. Yeah, good point. You swear word. Yeah. We kept you instead of Micah. You need to catch those to win it.

You need to win his games because Micah would have his games. If we had Micah Parsons, Jalen Hurst doesn't have those two touchdowns. We are now up by two touchdowns. Or we're up by 10 now instead of, you know, the four, Miles Sanders doesn't fumble. You know, now we're up seven. There's a whole lot of good that came out of that. How close was our gaming score to that final score? What were we?

I don't remember. I don't remember what it was now. Everybody know what our score was? But it was... Got a late start because of... Well, it started and stopped. These storms may produce severe conditions, including lightning and strong wins. For your safety, we encourage you to seek shelter immediately.

Wow. Yeah. So it was an hour. 11.30, they got going again, even though... That was killing me. But it was an interesting game. I'm sure people that don't really pay attention to football or don't care. Dup, that sucks.

Look it. We were 2320. They were 2420. Wow. So pretty close. We bet on that. Pretty close. It was interesting.

The Eagles, losing their best defensive player, that hurt a lot. But it was a very promising. He got booted Jalen Carter, so he was talking about. because he's spit on deck. He's under like conduct. Defense number 98. Unreal. So Jalen Carter, the focus and the star for the Eagles on the front line,

out for the game before a snap. And on the kickoff, one of their best special teamers, a guy they were going to rely on all year. I think he ripped the crap out of his knee. He's going to be done for the year. They lost two key guys before a snap. Oh, my God. He got Chiefs Chargers tonight at 8.

Yeah, that'll be. I think that'll be a good game. And then here's your first Sunday schedule, guys. Jam-packed. Dolphins. At Colts. That looks... Steelers at Jets.

Yep. Panthers at Jags. Cards at Saints. Giants at commanders. Bucks at Falcons. Bengals at Browns. Raiders at Patriots. Is that any good?

Interesting. That one has weird potential. 49ers at Seahawks. That's a good rival. Titans at Broncos. Oh. Lions and Packers. Nice. I like that.

It's a good Sunday schedule right there, man. Texans at Rams, and then final game of the day right here on K-Rock, Ravens at Bill's 820 kickoff. What's Monday night? Monday night is Vikings at Bears. Oh, okay. All right, cool. I'm all about it. That Ravens' Bills game should be good, right?

Oh, yeah. No, that should be real good. Radio World, we hand you off to the 90s at 9 with one of my favorite soundgarden songs coming up in just a second. Oh, here. Twitch and YouTube, we're gaming, baby. Cuse. Yukon heads. I am Syracuse, Tales, I am Yukon. I'm Yukon! You're the home team, buddy.

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