The Show - FR, FR

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

This show was recorded before Oasis, but is being posted after Oasis. So enjoy Friday’s show and then tomorrow we will recap the most amazing concert ever. Why you writing all that in the podcast recap? I ain’t readying all that, fur real, fur real.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. He's a hoy, hoi, happy. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, y'all. It's Friday.

Oh, T-G-I-F folks. Good Friday. I'll eat some French Friday. Good morning, everybody. Here we go. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello, who is it? Two days till oasis. No big deal. NBD. Let me do. Let me do. I guess I never realized how many doors are between the outside in this studio until you get crutches. Thank you, Bearclaw.

34. Dropping 400 bitties in there. Appreciate it on a Friday. Payday. Oh, my God. The number is five. There are five doors that I have to go through. Yep.

Yes, there is. To get from the outside of this building into this studio. I bet you regret doing that now, don't you? What? Injuring myself? I do. I regret it a lot. Oh, my God.

They're all, like, coded. You'd think that we're storing the Constitution in here or something? I mean, five doors. Thank God for Scott Jameson next door who arrived the same time as me this morning. You could assist me with that. No, I'm yelling at people around the office to leave you alone. Why? He needs to learn to learn.

I was yelling from him in the bathroom yesterday at Eddie Spaghetti. Oh, because he was helping. You let him learn. He needs to learn to live on his home. What was that Helen Keller movie? My wiener was out. The Helen Keller movie where I'm trying to feel the water in your science. in my hands. It's water, Josh! Water!

Uh-huh. Water! Uh-huh. And all you were letting him learn, so he's just gonna always be relying on the help of the Rusty out there, so thanks everybody. Oh! Yep. No, she's not here, pump. This is how he treats me with my injury.

This, this is me out there when he's getting his water. It has a name. WAT. Did we all watch this in Memphis? We all watch this in middle school. Yo. Absolutely. W-A-T-E-R.

I bet there's lots of this that don't hold up today. No. You know, get you canceled. The miracle worker. Here she goes. She's going to get it. She's going to figure it out. She's going to get it.

Say it, Helen. There it is. You're doing it, Helen. I can't. The miracle worker. I can't believe it. She did it. Yeah, more.

Yep, she got it. She figured it out. Boom. The miracle of man. This is me trying to wash my hands in the bathroom. Yep, after he just peed. Cody's trying to help me. Soap.

Soap. And then I touch his face, much like the miracle worker is having Helen touch her face right now. And I'm telling him. Soap. And then I have to go, no, that's pee on my hands. Now it's on your face. That's okay, though. There is.

I walk in, I'm trying to. You know what. long scene. They can remember though. But I definitely remember it. They had different

attention spanish back there. People would sit there and watch a dramatic scene. Well, yeah, because we wanted to go on long

because we were in school. Yeah. If this can eat up a whole period, that'd be pretty cool. Pretty cool. So anyways. In third period.

Well, we're watching a miracle worker. America workers on? What part are you guys on? Oh, she just friggin figured it out. She did the frigging water part. Oh, that's a water part.

She's like splashing water. Do you have to do a, have to do a presentation on it. We have to make a... We have to make a diorama for the miracle worker. Are you going to do this water scene? But we have to take another situation in another book that's a relatable situation

of the trials and tribulations in which Helen Keller faced. And then we have to then present the likenesses in another book. I don't know that my buddy was trying to do like... Of mice and men. Oh, we're going to do animal farm. Oh, we're going to animal farm? We're going to do animal farm.

We're going to do animal farm. farm, so. Yeah, my buddy's trying to do like how, you know, Lenny has to deal with George. And, you know, this is kind of the same, but, you know, the love in which they share. Oh, okay. But it's a, it's a platonic love. Oh, okay. It's not like a, like when, like, my mom does my stepdad Terry after drinks all my

mountain do. That sounds pretty good. I'll see it in the library when they put them all on display at the end. And there's just a whole table of everybody's dioramas, just to point out what one's yours, so I know. And then you can always tell him which one is the stupid kid. Aw. He just made a big pout. It was just a big... Whatever.

Doesn't count care. I don't kill her gay. Stupid. Whole books sucks. She can't even talk. For the update, those are you asking, yes, my ankle is not broken. I ended up going to upstate orthopedics yesterday. For now.

If you didn't listen to it at all yesterday. Yes, I rolled my ankle making dinner. It's nothing exciting. I have the stupidest injuries of all the freaking injuries. Who gets tuberculosis, me. Who injures a toe? Me. Who rolls their ankle making dinner?

And I kept trying to tell people here, and they kept looking at me weird, because it's hard to explain. Like, obviously, I don't want his ankle to be broken. Right. But it'd be funny if it was. But if he did something to his ankle cooking dinner, that's all I did.

It would be a. enough for some endless comedy for the rest of your life. Oh, you mean like the time you broke your ankle cooking dinner? Literally, you can pick on me for spraying my ankle cooking dinner. So it'll still be good enough. It's a consolation price. I was working a lot of burners on what, Tuesday maybe? Working a lot of burners.

I pivoted. And I remember thinking in my head, that was a weird feeling of my ankle, but nothing happened. And then come like Wednesday it wasn't great. Yesterday was horrific, so I ended up going to upstate orthopedic. He went to fire up kitchen service on Tuesday night. Wasn't happening. Oh, thank you, chef. So I did that.

It's not broken. Just a sprain in the, what did I, soft tissue. My soft tissue. Many of a nickname in high school and college. It's all wrapped up here. I've elevated it all day yesterday. I will do the same today. But I'm joining you.

Daddy soft tissue. First thing, daddy is such soft tissue. Daddy soft tissue. But let me learn on my own, as Cody said, don't help. Nobody help him. Nobody help him. Help. Do you want to do it here? Because people are already asking about it. Or do you want to do your Micah Parsons takes in a little bigger time?

Do whatever you want. It doesn't matter. Because I do remember you saw on Coca-a-Pus last night, somebody brought it up. Yeah. You said you wanted some time today to talk about it. I think we would. I mean. So what's the deal with this? It was a matter of two sides clashing for like a year straight. Who are those two sides?

We're Micah Parsons and the Dallas Cowboys, mostly just Jerry Jones. We're going back and forth. Parsons would have his podcast and say things, and people like Jerry Jones would be like, well, why is he on a podcast? He's going to play football while he's also saying it on his own podcast during the radio show. But a lot of people were kind of, you know, sick of Michael Parsons talking about how he's going to demand all this money.

But it's like, you haven't won anything either, bud. So he's been trashing the two. team for a while. So it's for about a year now. And rightfully so because he is possibly the best defensive player in the league. That's not me being a Cowboys fan. That's, he is possibly the best defensive player in the league. And he deserves whatever money he wants. But in order to like be on a championship team, you got to kind of be willing to take a little less. However,

when they're going to be throwing all that money at DAC and C.D. Lamb, he's like, I'm not taking less. Right. I'm better than both of them. You've got it. I want to see it. So give me that money. And whereas they, I guess it came out yesterday that there was a talk in March about a deal. And that was the only talk that there's been since then.

So they went all summer with nothing. Wow. Ever since, I mean, it was a while back, but back when I had the sports show when I was talking about these guys button ads during the actual football season, I was like, this isn't going to end well. He's not going to want to stay here. You can just see it. And then they gave

DAC all that money. It was like, all right, this is a guarantee. he's gone after this year. So I thought this would be it anyway. Okay. We're just not going to get that send-off year. Yeah. And they traded him to the Packers. So now he's going to the Packers.

Who did they get in the trade? Who did the Cowboys get in the Trade? A couple first rounders this year, first rounder from the Packers. Next year's first rounder from the Packers and a Pro Bowl defensive tackle, big guy in the middle on defense to help replace. Okay.

Micah Parsons. So, I mean, they've got, They got a little bit back, but for the best player in the league, I would have expected like three first rounds, like a second, a fourth, and a player. They just kind of were like, what are going to give us a couple firsts? And a guy? Cool. That's good enough.

Do you feel like this is an example of like, Dack thought he was going to get traded until he was running his mouth? So he's been running his mouth. Did he think eventually the Cowboys would cave? And this was just Jerry Jones being like, fine, then you're gone. Yeah, I don't really know. If he thought that it would really happen. Or do you want to be traded?

But if now that I heard that they didn't talk since he said, now we're good in March, then it was like, all right. He knew that he was going to be traded, especially because he didn't practice all of a sudden. Nothing had happened, no practices, but all of a sudden, you know what? I should probably go to California.

I got back tightness. Let me go get that evaluated. Go get that evaluated. And it's like, all right. You didn't do anything. but sure, so he hasn't practiced at all since, you know, he hasn't really been with the team since the end of last year. The writing was kind of on the wall.

I would have paid him. I would have not given the money to DAC. I'm not a Dak Prescott fan. I like the offense that kind of that we got right now, but it would have been better without DAC and with Micah Parsons, that you're guaranteed to have him in his prime. So how does this impact the team now? they'll probably take a big old step back

he's you know unbelievable I was going to look it up but there's those records that like with a guy their record is this without a guy the record is this I don't even have to look it up I know that the Cowboys record is not so good when he is not in the line up their defense is a little better

and Kenny Clark the guy they got from backers will help but it'll definitely be taking a step back I mean hopefully it's not as big as everyone thinks it'll be but I mean he's a generational talent. So is that what happens now?

Because I knew we had to have the rosters done by the other day. So now we can do trades? They were doing trades and stuff. It was just who's going to be on your, you know, you only have 53. Whatever you want to do inside those 53 guys. That's, you know, trade them,

call them whatever you want. But any other Cowboys fans, how are you feeling about the trade? You just not, yeah, I don't think they got enough. Green Bay, Green Bay's going to have a good team this year, right? I think, well, what's weird is that now all of a sudden, and everyone's like, oh, well, now the Green Bay, they've got young this, young that.

Green Bay almost looks to me like what Dallas looked like a few years ago. So I don't know if he's in a better situation as far as, like, winning-wise. I think the Packers would have been better than the Cowboys even without him. So I think they'll easily be better than Dallas. That's a tough division, too. Yeah. So at least he didn't go to the Eagles or the Nogues. Niners or something like that.

Or I kind of didn't really want them to go to the bills either. Just because. Yeah, true. You know, I don't know. Selfish reasons. We've also got some Cuse football tomorrow. We'll talk about that later. But there's Dallas.

There's your Dallas Cowboys updates. Jerry Jones does it again. They did. It seems so easy to work with that fella. Jerry said, this trade will make the Cowboys better. And, I mean, he's such a spinster. He's always spinning it, man. It's like, bro.

You know, just they don't know. what they're doing. There's a new TikTok trend of the Gen Zers. Again, what's the Gen Z? That's not my kids. My kids are Jen something else. I never, I never know. They're always... 20s, 20s and 30s, Gen Z. They change them around to suit whatever, because, you know, we're millennials, even though we were something else before that, because Millennials wasn't a thing. Yeah, then we got lumped into millennials. Well, I guess Gen Z is adding ice to beer. they claim it's the most refreshing way to drink

a beer. Between 13 and 20 years old. All right, my kids are all Gen Zee Gen. Elf, I guess. So are they putting, are your kids putting ice in their beer?

No. Not in my house or not. They better not be. We don't put ice in our beer in this house. I mean, depending on, depending on what you drink in, a lot of the,

the tough guy crowd basically drink stuff that it's already watered down anyways. I'm the most bad. Yes, man. Give me another Mick Ultra. Some influencers are taking it a step further by crafting their ice lager, making it chelada. I guess I don't know to say it's lime juice.

Oh, okay, so they're making it like that. Kind of like a margarita, but it's a beer. So they're freezing, you know, coffee to make coffee ice cubes to put into their ice coffee. That way it's not watering it down. So, okay, okay. Seems like people are doing this mostly with light beers. So then what? You're basically drinking water.

Yeah. If you're putting ice in a Mick Ultra, you're drinking water. And it's again, it's another one of those things where you didn't invent anything. It's not some like unheard of thing. It's not a hack. No, it's not a hack to be like, hey. Put ice in my drink. Pts.

Want to keep your drink cold? Put ice in it. Oh! Because I'm already ripping them off. I put ice in my drink right here. Both of my drinks have ice in them. Wow. So I'm pretty much Gen Zier, baby.

Wow. That's it. I'm trendy and hip. We've got to ask Lottie's opinion on this. Where do we stand? Yeah, it's not, you don't, it would just make it taste weird. Yeah. And then what, I mean, maybe it's the alcoholic in me talking about.

How are you getting a buzz off that? That's just all, it's like water with a little bit of buzz. Well, imagine you've got a beer, right? Yeah. And then you go under the sink and run, cold water into it for like two seconds. Yeah. That's what you're doing. That's not, I think I don't want.

It's not like where they have, doesn't one of your drinks, you do that with water and it like opens up. Well, you're supposed to, with whiskey, you're supposed to put a little drop of water in there. I don't do that. But it's not like that with beer. But what I do? It opens the barley's in hops.

When I do drink whiskey, which is often, I always do, you know, when I have a glass of whiskey, I do a sip and then I drink a ton of water Because it's to help Yeah, you're doing that It's not because it's, you know I cut it in my belly But the taste is still whiskey

Yeah, no, it's just making it taste worse Because it's just a matter of your watering down your beer Now you have to finish a water down beer Because it's, you know You ever have a soda that the water's bent Like the ice is melted and now it's just like watery soda That's what I'm envisioning. Yeah

Like a Taco Bell Pepsi that's like been sit in your cup holder all day and then you go take a swig out of it and some of that I like. So did you. Friday, big smoothie. We'll be out at Ashley Lynn tonight from 5 to 7. Sling and Slush. Go see a big smoothie and all of our Ashley Lynn friends right inside the colonnades

across from Chevy Courts. What a night that's going to be. He better leave early. Why? Who's coming tonight? I just think it's going to be a gorgeous night. Last Friday of the summer. I think if the weather is supposed to be.

great. Vertical Horizon at 1 o'clock. I don't know all the other bans. Really? Yeah, they're a one o'clock. At 1 o'clock, you're going to do that to my boys in VH? You want to disrespect VH like that? You mean Van Halen? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Vertical for you, maybe. Thank you.

But really, though, that's... Native American Day, free admission for Native American tribe members. Hal, pay bail throwing at 1230. Free fishing from noon to 5. Yeah, there's fish in that thing. That's a stock pond. Really? Yeah, you can get a little sunfish, maybe some little bass.

Hmm. Interesting, I didn't know that. Vertical Horizon 1 o'clock. Where? They must be Chevy Court. Yeah, yacht rock review, Chevy Court at 6th. That's so weird. I bet.

I bet it gets more people. I love vertical horizon. And then Dustin Lynch, I think more country over at the big stage. I think, oh, DJ Pauly D. Oh, that'll bring in the big night. That'll bring in the folk. So where's he going to be, regardless of DJ Polly D. is there tonight. People are going to be ready

and rocking and rolling. This is an older video, I think, but it pop back up in my timeline, and it just makes me laugh as we get ready for back to school. This is a woman on TikTok. I think like May of last year, she posted this video. Okay. It's making its rounds

again, because we're getting ready for back to school. And eighth graders are so much more savage now than I think we were back then. You think so? She writes down the things her eighth graders have said to her and she's going to read them back to us right now? I think that we have teachers in here that they should do that.

They should start for this upcoming school year. Oh, I get good ones. Start saving teachers, all of your things that you get. And then, because I think that'd be fun for us to get everybody's collected. We named one of our ice creams after a teacher's joke she heard. What happens? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

What was the jokes about putting glitter on your testicles, pretty nuts or something? Pretty nuts. That got us pretty nuts. Here she is talking about the things her kids said. I can't turn wrong. Things that my eighth graders have said to me, are you in therapy? You seem like the type. You look like my grandpa's couch.

Thank you. Now that the ops are gone, we can yap. What does that mean? Now that the ops are gone, we can yell? Is that like teachers or authorities? A student got the answer right and yelled, yeah, I felt that one in my nuggets. That one broke me yesterday.

Yeah, I felt that one in my nugget. Yeah. That's hilarious. Your pants look like trash bags sewn together. Ha, ha, trash bag pants. Got them. Got them. I don't get why you write so much on my rough draft.

I'm not reading all that, brough, for real for real. For real, for real. I'm not reading all that, bro. I don't know why you write so much on my rough draft. I'm not reading that, bro, for real, for real. That's so funny. Miss Dugan, the toilet paper in this school sucks. I just got Duky on my hand.

Yeah. That's great. Oh, my. God, man. That's really fun. Fat-ass alert. Fat-ass alert. That one ended up being about me.

Oh. I was eating some crackers. Oh. Fat-ass alert. You don't want to know what I say about you behind your back or you'd quit your job. Jesus.

And finally, how does it feel to be the only unmarried teacher in this school? Thank you. Oh my God, kids? Yeah, that's... They're so much more savage, I think now.

Oh, man, that's so funny. We were dicks back then, but these kids, they just cut with a surgical precision. Yep. Right to your bones. They learned from the best. You know what I mean? Y, we were the best. I thought that one in my nuggets.

My nuggets. That's so funny. Why are you writing so much on my rough draft? I ain't reading all that for real, for real. I'm sure, because it'll be. be by the end of next, you know, the end of this school year. So we collect all the good ones, like the best one, I'm sure we could give to like enchanted forest tickets or something.

If you've got good, summer. If you've got good things that kids say in your class, report back. Don't record them or like say their names, but if they just say phrases, write them down like she is. Right, yeah. Celebrate. Two more sleep till oasis. They were in Chicago last night. I saw people posting photos in Chicago.

Yeah. That's going to be so good. It's going to be so good. I got to get healed. I got to get back on a... Are they going to have a drone show, that drone show at MetLife? I don't know. I hope so.

I hope they have all the things. We live in the shadows and death. I'm so excited. I know not anybody else. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. This is our show and we love Oasis and we're going to see Oasis.

Too bad. For the first time in our lives on Sunday. God willing in the Creek don't rise. Tried one time ever. And they canceled. It was, remember the last time they broke up? That's when I tried to go. That's when he was there.

I literally was driving to their show when they broke up. So this is a big deal for us, okay? Boys, it. And for a lot of bands, like, it's different kind of now where all the big bands that people are back touring and stuff. Think about your favorite band.

Really, no matter who it is, you probably have a chance to see him several times. Yeah. At least. Like Metallica fans, you've seen them. Yeah. A bunch. Dave, several times.

bigger, Rolling Stones. You've seen him. Paul McCartney. He plays here all the damn time. Yes, he does. This is it for Oasis. This is it for Oasis. I mean, they might play again, but it ain't going to be, you know what I mean?

It's MetLife. They're not going to be touring. And that's it. They're not going to be doing this several years. That might be it. I bet they do next year. I wouldn't be shocked if there was an album. Just to keep riding the train.

We live in the shadows. Some type of like, re, they do. two four, they have four originals, but then they remaster, whatever, because I'd buy that in two seconds. My two remaining, for sure. Bucket Liz Baines are Oasis and Nine Inch Nails. Yep. And I'll be seeing Oasis Sunday.

Nine Inch Nails, I hope they keep going. That one is. Because I got to get tickets. That one's right up there with Oasis, though, as far as, I mean, you're going to have to jump on. Ticket sell out so fast. That'll have to be your next, like, whatever you see, that whatever they come up next, like how we did for Oasis last year.

Yeah, I've decided that whenever this next nine-inch Nails tour, because ironically, they're in the Northeast this same week. Like, they're in, like, Cleveland and Baltimore, yeah. So, like, they're around the same area. I can't go to two expensive concerts in the same week, whatever. But the next time, I'm just going to drive to wherever it is. If I got to go to Cleveland, if I got to go to Toronto. Wouldn't it be so cool if it was this upcoming,

April in Pittsburgh. Is that when the draft is? Yes. Yeah, we can both have fun. We can both have fun. Yes. Or, I mean, listen. Because the company's got two,

we're going to have two first round rapids. I know that Pete Sell and the crew up at the dome are trying to book as many shows as they can. Let's get nine-ish nails of Syracuse. That would be crazy. That would be crazy. We got Metallica. We can get Metallica.

We can get anybody. I was just going to say, but if we can wrangle up a Metallica, I think probably Metallica is more expensive than a nine-inch nails, right? They're at least comparable, but I would think more, yeah. Just based off of the amount of people and ego and all that. A Metallica and a Paul McCartney show at the dome,

we can book a nine-inch nails show. And I think it would sell out. I think Syracuse is centrally located enough that you would get Rochester. Oh, yeah. Albany, you'd get people come down. From Albany to Buffalo. We got to check in on animals versus humans. It's always fun when the animals beat the humans.

We beat a lot of animals from time to time. I know that there's a lot of people getting ready for hunting season here. When does that start to kick off? We'll do bow and arrow here soon. Yep, yep. I'm going to need some more meat. I know that we got Jimmy from the Valley. You'll get you some.

With the jerky. But I need more of you guys to give me some meats from your animals. I know that's, you know, you keep all that for yourself. That's the whole point. Yeah. Like share some of your things that you shoot with your guns and arrows with me. November is gun. I have a question.

that I don't want people to get mad at, I literally don't understand it. I saw an article about a man who got in trouble for, I guess he was poaching up in a Swigo County, he shot too many deer. Can't do that. That's my question is why.

A, it's in his property and B, don't we have a problem? Are there too many deer? Yeah, but I think you still, if it's on your property, I don't really know how they could, I mean, whatever, but I think you, because it's, like, you have to go and get tags,

and you get a certain amount of tags, and you get like two or three doves, tag. Yeah, I want someone to explain to me. And then that's it. You're done. Why it's a problem. Because they keep track of all of it. But that's the same thing. Like you just said, if it's on their property and there's an issue with how many deer, if I'm a farmer, you're like, take me to jail then. I'm going to blast a deer in the head if he steps onto my, my land. I'm going to eat it. And they're trying to eat what I sell so I can eat my food. That's how I heat my house, my corn. That's why, that's one of my most, like, a Swiga cow.

opinions is that I feel like you can't tell me what to do on my property. As far as that goes, this is my property. Yeah. As far as that goes, if you have, you're a hunter and you've got registered license and registered hunting licenses and registered guns and blah, blah, blah, if I'm a farmer and I'm, or even if not, I'm just in the Swigua County, if I'm standing there and I see a deer standing in my backyard, I'm going to blast them. Right.

If it's not, you know what I mean? As long as you're safe and all that crap, but. And I get, I get like, even more like, I get even more compoundy where I don't want the government telling me what I can do on my land at all. If I want to dig a pool, I'm going to dig a pool. I want to build something.

I'm not going to ask you permission. I'm going to build it. I own this land. I think the problem is a lot of people probably up there in different areas aren't as safe as they need to be maybe. Possibly.

I just didn't know why that guy was in trouble. I'm not going to say his name or anything, but I was confused by that. Back to animals versus humans. 22-year-old bullfighter debut performance. gore to death Oh gee

Gord to death Yeah I don't like bull fighting You get five for death I don't like bull fighting I don't I get that there's a tradition to it I don't feel like the bull's having a great time No it's stupid

They like they mess with it Yep they do that and they zap it And they shoot it with those little arrows and stuff No No yeah No it's dumb I understand that it's got all that So if they're gonna turn on you

He's gonna turn on you He was rushed to the hospital but succumb to his wound. I don't mean to laugh. But you, dude, you were bullfighting. I mean, you were messing with animals. You were literally trying to get it. Yeah. To kill you and it did. And it did. That's exactly right. You're playing a game.

Double loss. Watch how dangerous. Yeah. There's going to be some times where people do die. Man, I love watching those were bulls and those animals hit like, you know, like Johnny Knoxville style and they go flying to end over end up into the air. I'd do like to watch that. But I mean, that was probably gross to see.

He was rushing off, but yeah, the, with the bull not killed in front of the audience, but it was killed afterwards. Oh, that's fair. Yeah, that's fair. That bull was just doing bull things. So if that guy would have killed the bull, would he have been taken out back later and shot in the head? No. See, I have a lot of varying opinions, Cody and I do. I'm fine with going dots and do whatever you want on your own property, but I also don't want animals treated badly.

Yeah. Big smoothie. You'll be up at the fairgrounds today from 5 to 7 over at Ashley Lynn Wine Slushies right inside the colonnades. Across from Chevy Corgo get some slush, bud. All right. I'll go drink some slush. Okay, I will. When I can walk again someday, I'll drink a wine slushy, Cody.

Someday when I can walk again. I'll get a blue diamond wine slushy. Someday things will be back to normal. This isn't shocking to me, because I do live in the town of Granby, so I see most people in their pajamas throughout the day. It's a pretty common clothing up where we are, and I'm not above it.

I'm in my van's shorts and a T-shirt right now. I'm not dressed either. Yeah, but, I mean... So I'm not shocked to hear when criminals are doing things in their pajamas. You've recently had a trauma, so... I'm really... As you guys know, worm, don't know. I'm...

He's wearing his comfy clothes to try to... I have to. I have to heal. My body needs to heal, Cody. Okay But yeah You're not out doing Beanees

No this is a Florida man Who caught a guy Rummaging through his truck wearing Batman pajamas And I'm like Yeah that's Yep that sounds about right That sounds about right

We got a lot of I got a lot of pajama wears up where I live That's Those were his going out pants Those are Yeah I mean Criminals aren't going to do A change of clothes

To go do crime No If they woke up in Batman pajamas And Well that's all he's got He wants to go rummage through a car. She checked it and she woke me up.

She's like, hey, someone's rummaging through your truck. So I called them. I said, hey, your garage is open and my truck was just broken into. So I'm going to sit outside until you guys secure your garage without the person seeing me and I grabbed a hold of their shirt and their right wrist. I said, listen, don't try to get away. I have plenty of experience with this. I'm really glad I had my Batman pajamas on because that gave me the actual confidence that I needed.

Oh, he was in his Batman pajamas. All right. That's a misleading. That's a misleading headline then. So, I mean, that's better then. It gave him powers. Yeah, that's what you do. When you're a vigilante, you got to wear your vigilante pants.

I like that. Thank you, pillow pants for recognizing. I would appreciate all of you recognized it. I am an ankle sprain survivor. Yep, you were an ankle roll survivor. I'm an ankle roll survivor. It is what it is. And you're distributing colored ribbons?

I mean, if we've got them. I don't know how that works. I don't know how the colored ribbon thing works? Because how have not all the colors been taken? I think they're all being used. I don't know. I mean, we could give you... Can't just roll in with a new colored ribbon.

I mean, it could give you, uh, let's see, like, like a dark, purple, black and blue, like mixed together for like a bruise for, you know what I mean? Oh, good one. Like when you injure your soft tissue. Good one. Kind of mix all those together. I have inflamed my soft tissue. Right.

There's got to be like a chart that you got to use, right? I don't know. I bet black and blue is already been used for something, right, Brianna? Yeah, but if you mix them together. gather like a little like, you know, a little van diagram or something or they're kind of mush. Shmir it together? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jump in Twitter. Mikes are always hot in there. People asking how your draft went last night. Cody did his big money draft that he does with people all over the country. It was good. It went good. It could have went a little better as far as the running backs I got because the issue with this league is sometimes we get salty. Instantly. Gotcha.

Okay. And we do a snake draft. or a snake auction or an auction draft, sorry. There's a snake in my boot. And then if there is, it'll bite your foot and you'll bid on someone you don't want. Gotcha. And so what a lot of times happens is that you'll get angry at someone to be like, oh, good, I'm going to get this guy.

There's two seconds left. And then someone puts a bid in at last second. You're like, you're a jerk. Okay. So that happened a little bit where you could see guys being bid up where they shouldn't be. You're like, come on, man. Yeah. Really?

you're going to do this to like the Rams running back got jacked up Williams he went way up high Sequin Barclay. I was actually thinking about taking him. He went like his numbers because you get $200 to start and I think he went for like 60 something so it's like

geez man but I was happy What happens if you spend all your money? You don't have any money left. Well that's what happens with a couple guys. They got screwed. They had they spent all their money on four people. Oh. And all of a sudden, you've got $12

left. So now you're waiting until the very end when guys are a buck. Oh, okay. And nobody's going to bid on them because, you know, nobody wants to have the guys you want. But I am happy with who I got. I ended up getting CJ Stroud as my quarterback. He fell

all the way to the very end of the draft, and I needed a quarterback. I got outbid on a couple because I didn't really want to spend on quarterback. Or wide receivers. The wide receiver bit me in the ass a little bit, because I've got George Pickens, New Dallas Cowboy, and Travis Hunter that everybody

wanted, you know, wanted, but I may have overspent on them. Running back, though, I think I did good. I got Derek Henry again. Okay. And I don't, I mean, he might fall off a little bit, but he was great. Bucky Irvin for the Bucks, whose backup at some point this year could be straight

up just Sean Tucker. Oh, cool. So, Syracuse. So, I got Bucky Irvin and then James Cook from the Bills, who just signed that deal, and is I think going to break out this year pretty nice. Yeah, I look forward to watching him. So I'm happy. Yeah.

I'm happy because I, whereas I look at it after it was over and I was like, what the hell? I went and looked at other people's teams and it seemed like that it was a lot of, all, all, you got a couple guys, but because we all upbid everybody. When is the work one? I don't really know. I don't really know. Got to be soon, right? Yeah, I would imagine.

And I was thinking I'll set up that ours here or whatever. Yeah. And then we'll talk about it Tuesday because it'll fill up instantly. And then Wednesday, we can do it before Whiskey Wednesday. We can lead up. Oh, good idea. We can draft. And then when we're done, Whiskey Wednesday is on.

So plan on next Tuesday. Live on Twitch or anything. Cody will give you the opportunity. Do you want to tell people what time when it's like say seven? Probably. Well, no, because if you are going to go at seven. No, I mean when you're going to announce on the morning show, how to get in. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'll do it Tuesday when we get here at seven. We'll start talking about it. All right. That's fine. Plan on that Tuesday morning and then he, uh... Because I still want to do that, because I can be in three leagues. I don't care.

That's fun. It would have been better to do it. It would have been better to do it. It would kill a big old trays of chicken wings. That's maybe a little... We didn't get that together this year. Yeah, no, we couldn't find anybody. Nobody wanted to host us.

And this is what Cody is, he's right about this. While we don't care about Travis and Taylor, I think it's cute and fun, whatever, people are living their lives. I like looking at her. The people who are going to ruin it are the announcers. Yep. Or the directors of the football game to keep going and cutting to them.

Because you said last night this was obnoxious. Yes. And what's a problem is that these sports guys, and as a sports guy myself, a lot of these sports guys are robots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Not sports? Huh, I don't know what to do.

So when you're asking these sports guys to now make quirky comments on a Hollywood relationship, it gets wicked awkward. And last night, these guys, it was Cincinnati and Nebraska. Yeah. And Taylor and Travis were there. I don't know why. Nebraska won the game. Yes. 20 to 17 by intercepting a Sincey pass.

Right at the goal line, basically. Which was pretty cool. But this was what the announcer sounded like. This is what's going to piss people off. Patrick Mahomes watching this game tonight. Dylan Ryola, his protege on the field. How about the new? engaged couple. Travis Kelsey,

we saw him on the field pregame with Taylor Swint, his fiancee in the building. Congrats. Why did they play at Arrowhead? Because like, like, SU's playing in Atlanta this weekend?

Yeah, I didn't know his Arod. I didn't really mean pay attention to that. Yeah. But that one was, see how that was, you could hear it in his voice

where he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a short one. They did a couple, they would cut to him one time. They, uh, freeze the picture.

so they could have that same guy with the already annoying voice, zoom in and circle her ring. And that's what we all came to see. That's what's going to be annoying. And if you want to, during the Chiefs games, cut up there to Taylor to show it, but again, I don't care. They show celebrities that come to the game.

That's how it works. But if you're going to, at everything they go to, it's not going to be much the season. You're not going to see them together like that in any other game, I bet, for the year because he's got to go play. But you know what I mean? When they don't have to cut up to them 10 times just to every time it was them sitting. They were never doing anything. They weren't involved in anything other than just sitting up there.

And Cincinnati was his college team, right? Yeah, that's, yeah. Did both of his brothers play it since? Did him and his brother? They both played a Cincinnati? Yeah. Cool. I think, I think Jason did.

I can see them both in those. That makes sense. And it was an arrowhead and mom. A lot. Yeah, and then I was telling Josh Offair, one of the things they did was, I noticed that Cincinnati, they scored, right? So they went up to the booth and they showed, and oh, if you look here, Travis Kelsey's got his hat off now. When they were winning there, he'd had the hat on. So that might be like, uh-oh, things are getting serious.

Take the hat off. No more fun in games here. We're getting serious now with this score, making it closer for Cincinnati. Because, you know, they're trying to, because again. Fill time, sports guys can't fill time. Yes, and the sports guys, if it's not sports, they don't know what to do. So they're trying to make it sports related. Yeah.

But couple related. Oh, God. I don't understand relationships. Ah. But I think you're right. I think that was going to be as bad as it gets because they won't be. Yeah, they're not going to be together. She'll be at his games and whatever, but they're not going to be like.

No, that'll be it. They're not going to be all in the same booth. Cool. Cody is right. I sit at home and I listened to that and I think of the good old days, the good old days when I could walk. And how I just took it for advantage, having two working ankles. The things you think about. You just don't even think about it.

When you've got debilitating injuries. As I've already complained about this morning, there's five doors I have to go through from get out to get on the outside. And not even talking about or counting all of the hoops he has to jump through. Guys, those are countless. I have to go through five different doors to then sit in a chair and share my opinions every five to seven months. minutes. I had to close the blinds. So don't tell me what it's like.

Because the sun's coming in. And it'll say it's in the eyes. I'm living it. Nobody help him. He needs to learn. Don't tell me about struggle. Unreal. I have to kind of shuffle my way into a

cushy chair where I just talk into a microphone every couple of minutes and say stupid things and get monies for it. It's crazy. We'll get you out of here. Thank you. I mean, I called for assistance. I don't know where the van is. I'm not a TikTok user.

I'm old. I'm just outside the level of old. Yeah, I just wait until they get to Instagram reels. Yeah, I don't talk around. So I'm like two weeks behind usually on TikToks, because eventually they make it to Instagram reels and then us fellow old is going to look at them. So I don't know about this travel influencer

that I guess has been making TikTok with a remote cannibal tribe? Whoa. Dude, that's dumb. Yeah, that's, that, that literally always ends every single time in, in bad things happening to that person. Who was that random trivia for the listener's show, fam? Was it a Kennedy that went, there was one random, like, Nepo baby that went and, like, discovered some cannibalistic tribe, and he was never seen again.

Oh, I don't know. Oh, Rockefeller. Michael Rockefeller did this. He did that. And they were like, uh, because he's just a rich kid. So he's like, I'm going to go explore the world.

And then when you're just like rich, you don't think you can do everything. You think just because you have money means that every single thing is for you. Yeah. You don't live in a reality where, no, you really don't. It's main character syndrome where you're like,

I will go talk to the. cannibals and because I am wealthy and white, they will listen. But I paid this boat to bring me here, so do you not understand? So I guess people, this guy hasn't been eaten. He will be.

But people are saying that he's exploiting them. A representative from the tribe has said you are not welcome here and he just keeps going back. I think they're going to be blown here with that as well. This is terrifying. They're huge bulls. I've got an offering

for them. Basically bargain our way and try and make them accept us. Put it in my hands? Open it and just put it in your hands all the bit. Oh God. Okay, he doesn't look like he likes that. Careful. He doesn't like it. All right guys, let's move back maybe. We have to go out. He's not into that. Not really welcome. It's really dangerous. I'm not going to lie.

That is absolutely terrifying. Damn it, they're scary. I'm sorry I'd take you here. If I can sound like an old man. Dick move. Oh, we will make them. Here's the problem. Yeah, they're not people. With where I think we are now. Back in the 90s, early aughts, around the turn of the century, as you've seen on many memes,

the internet was a place that was at a desk in like the kitchen or an office and you'd go and you'd use the internet and you'd chat. And then when you left that desk, you were back in real life. I think now we've crossed over to where everybody just thinks everything is the internet. Like they don't recognize that a real, that's a real truck. of real humans that's going to really kill and eat you. Yep. Everything is social media. But because you think you see it through a screen, it's not real?

Right. Yeah. It's, again, not to always say everything is a South Park episode. It's kind of like the one where Cartman and Alec Baldwin get the implant where all of their thoughts are tweeted out 24-7. All they do is think it. I don't know that episode. That's funny. I like that.

Oh, it's one of the best. But it's like that where it's just because. You're doing this. Doesn't mean that you're okay. Well, it's for social media, so it's okay. Well, guess what's not going to be for social media? When they kill and eat you. Yeah.

That's not going to be on social media. Well, it will because they'll have the phone facing up after they grab you while you're filming them after they have asked you not to. Yeah, Malfire, that's the line. The internet was a better place when it lived in the other room. When you could just go. And I could go on the internet and see a cannibalistic tribe. Yeah.

But I knew that it was real and I was never going to go there. And it was a photo from a plane or a boat. Yeah. From like National Geographic. And then they're like, but we didn't go to that island because they don't want us there. And they'll lead us. And we're not rude-ass pieces of trash that just because we have money and cameras, we can very clearly go here and convince them to accept us.

And what gives you the right to think that you're so entitled that you just, well, we will make that. Well, make them accept us. I think a lot of these creators, too, they can't think outside of their own perspectives, meaning they assume everybody wants to be on camera because they want to be on camera. Yes.

Not everybody wants to be on camera. I'm not talking like cannibalistic tribes. No, no, no. Like Randos and Walmart don't want you filming them. No, like, oh, God. And they're going to punch you and they should punch you. I hate that I watch them. I hate those videos so much of just like the guy out on the sidewalk.

trying to get somebody to come up and antagonize them? Yeah. Oh, God. That's a whole different world of creators that I hate. No, that's just... There's this dope and Utica that walks around. I'm not going to say his name. Oh, really? They've got one out there.

He's a First Amendment, you know, auditor or whatever. He wants to see if you're going to violate his rights. He'll film into, like, tanning salons and stuff. He's just a scumbag. Where he's allowed to, but he knows that, well, I'm going to do some of the... I'm going to push it. Yeah, because then he'll get reactions and they can post the videos of a business owner coming out saying, hey, man, please don't film and I have legal rights.

No. Oh, so you want to start? No, I just, my people are in here, they take their clothes off. Yeah. It's people like that that don't separate the internet from real world. Yep. Something's got to snap back. Something's got to snap back.

We used to live with a fear of getting punched in the face. I don't feel like people have that fear anymore. No, I just don't, I don't think as many people have gotten punched in. the face as he used to. Or as need be. Because until you do, you know what I mean? You wouldn't do a lot of the things that some of these people do if you've been, you know, walloped. Like in this tribe that this guy keeps visiting, just beat the hell out of him.

I bet he never comes back. Like, I'm not about physical violence, but it's like, how's he going to learn? The problem is that that's not going to happen because they don't do that. They're going to eat it. Yeah, they'll kill him and eat them. And what's going to suck is that whoever he's dragging with him is also going to be eaten. Yeah. That poor guide that was like, they're saying you're not welcome here.

Can you go and you're going to eat too? What's his nuts there? Timothy Treadwell, grizzly man, gets his girlfriend eaten? Yeah. She didn't want to film the damn bears, Timothy. But no, they're just assume, like you said. Everybody wants to be on camera, don't they? Well, they don't even, they don't grasp even the littlest bit.

No, they don't. what you are doing other than the fact that you are there. What they do grasp is what you are doing. Yeah. You're being here. They don't know what's in your hand or the word you're saying, but they know you're a human body. And they don't want you here.

They don't want you here. And if you don't, don't just eat you. Yeah. It's wild times. Twitch.com. So next week, we'll hear about that. I got a... Hold on a second.

I know. What are you looking for? I want to see the video of this. All right, maybe this is the video. Because... I feel like Normally when I see these stupid world records These Guinness World Records

I feel like Sometimes we could beat one And this one might be one that we could do No a lot of these Because again It's like random obscure Like I could call Guinness right now And be like hey

I'm gonna spend 48 hours on the roof Of Galaxy Media the building that's a Guinness World Record because nobody has ever spent that much time up on the roof of Galaxy Media before. And then... You know what I mean?

Like, oh, sorry. Sorry, while wearing a tube top. Oh, okay, there you go. There's a record. Yeah, you can make them up. Yeah. This guy now holds the record. An Idaho resident

has regained an unusual Guinness World Record title by enduring 96 wet sponges to the face in one minute. And I feel like couldn't we just get like a bunch of people to throw sponges at our faces? Yeah, you just get a hundred wet sponges and throw them. Here's him doing it if you want to see the footage of it. I mean, yeah, so I know how to beat it.

Two, one, go. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Like, his buddy is clearly very proficient in the timing. for those of you just listening it's a gentleman standing on a sidewalk his buddy has a bucket full of wet sponges and he's just tossing him at his face

what's what what I right what is going on see this is why those cannibals are going to eat that guy because they open the internet and this is what's on there and they're like wait you're going to throw wet sponges at our face he did oh they slowed it down thank god he held the previous record

oh good 92 sponge just to the face. So you needed to do it again. This mark was surpassed by another team to reclaim the title. He then went on with 96 sponges requiring the latter to meticulous times and input. Whatever.

I don't want to be here anymore. Now he's like got his friends like he's got a whole crew. If you're not watching this on Twitch right now, you're missing out. You're lucky, but go on YouTube and just type in Idaho Man Wet Sponges. You'll see it. There's some random guy out for a walk who's like, what the

is this? Wow, man. Yeah, I like that the one guy's like, oh, sorry, did I just get in your shot? That's my bad. Sorry. This is confusing. Whoa, that's weird. I hustle here from Nebraska to reclaim the title.

Yeah. He won't allow anybody to have that title from him. Not a chance. Hi, welcome to show and tell. What's your dad do? My dad holds the Guinness World Records for Most of What Sponges taken to the face, 96. Oh. My mom has a different title of something to the face.

I want some. End of those fair deals, man. You get going over there this weekend, especially Monday, bro, Labor Day, those last couple hours. You ever been over at the fair for the last couple hours of the fair? When they're looking to move things out? Dude, it's crazy the deals you can get, especially because live is the last band. So go watch live on Monday night, either six or whatever the hell it is. And then, you know, start scouring for deals because those guys don't want to take the stuff home.

No! Well, we are getting into the Labor Day weekend. Hopefully some of you get Monday off. And a new poll just in time. Days off. Who could? Dude, I don't ever take a day off. I do, though.

They ask 7,000 people about condiments. What's your favorite condiments? Trojan Magnus. Nice. Nice. No. Oh. Mayo.

Mayo's America's favorite. I would. Damn it. Condiment. I was just going to say, I'm just kidding. Miracle Whip. You know, you say something there. I have not dabbled in Miracle Whip in a couple of years.

I've been exclusively a Mayo guy. I was raised on Miracle Wh. You're a Mayo man? I'm a Mayo man lately. So you're ditching the church. No longer believing in the miracle of the whip. I'm a youth who was raised on Miracle Whip in the house. I love it, especially around Thanksgiving time.

But I'm realizing we haven't really had any in the house in a couple of years. I'm all mayo lately. growing up in my household, we were a Mayo house, but as my mother is known to be very tolerant, as you can see with her most tolerant act as a mother. As you know, she lets me have Miracle Whip. They're a Mayo. I don't even think she likes Miracle Whip.

I think she thinks it's disgusting, but I have been always allowed to express myself how I feel free. of the Debra household with my Miracle Whip always on hand. General consensus in our chat, by the way, is that Miracle Whip is gross. Yeah, people don't like Miracle Whip? We might be in the minority. Oh, absolutely.

Yeah. You'll get people that'll text in and be like, Miracle Whip is the best. What are people crazy? But, and I've been trying more with the mayo. Remember, I bought a thing, a mayo for, I put it on a burger once. So I have a little jar for people want mayo.

I'm a Hellman's man. but I would like to try that Duke's mail that I see everywhere. Yeah, it was expensive. I just went with, I don't know the difference. It's just, it was like a buck. Yeah. It will hurt. So, yeah.

I'm also realizing the mayonnaise I think I grew up on might have been outdated. Because mayonnaise now doesn't taste like the mayonnaise my grandma would make me on sandwiches. So maybe she was just serving me like spoiled mayonnaise. No, back then, though, I think, I know what you mean. Back then, I bet it was just because you can probably have like more fat and It just seems like you could just poop out mayo and just like It's way different now than it was back then Anyways, no, but I thought you meant like

Expiration date stuff because I don't throw out Miracle Whip For a while Most You know what, I'm gonna lie I do throw out my things when they go expired I can't get back to it. But no, for others, no

Like salad dressings if I see it's expired, it's gone Don't care. It's gone. I bet on my I'm about to brag I bet most of the condiments in my fridge are expired. Oh, okay there, money bags, relax. No, no, I don't think my miracle whip is just because I had to get, I go through it quicker.

But there's absolutely times where like Thanksgiving will roll around. And my mom will be like, oh, no, there's still a miracle whip in there. I mean, you could check, and there will be. Hell, yeah. Throw that out. That's been from two years ago. And you go, the hell no, I don't know. He's going to dabble in it.

He's going to dabble. Some reason it just doesn't go bad. I don't know what it is. Cheese and bread, I'll ignore expiration dates because unless I see mold on it, I'm still eating it. And you can rip it off. Yeah, you can eat around the mold. Although, yeah, go ahead. I did go to squeeze a little rant or Italian dressing the other day into something,

and it ruined the thing I was making because it came out just like a gelatinous. Ranch was? Italian dressing. I have to shake it up. And it just went, and I went, okay, we'll throw you into garbage now. No, that's not for dinner anymore. Text line says bought Duke's Mayo for the first time last night. It's great. Smooth and creamy. Yeah, Kyle lives down in the Carolina says it's very big down south. People are very loyal to their Duke's brand mayo down there.

Yeah, you see it during the college football season now. You start seeing those when you're watching. Duke's commercials. The commercials and stuff down there and get ready for all the Marco's Pizza ads. I feel bad for you people down there. You have to live with Marco's Pizza. I've never had it. It's so bad. It just doesn't look like a lot of those commercials advertising works on me because you do. at an offer, I just see it, but that just doesn't look. They don't have good pizza down there, and they don't know it. I mean, they know it. Those of you who are transplants from New York down to the south, they know it, but

the commercials when they show that mellow mushroom. I'd rather eat the, I'd rather eat the Marcos based on the commercials. They're both terrible, but they don't know. Down there, they don't know. That's pizza to them. Yep. They don't know. Poor little guy.

Number one is mayo. Number two is ketchup. Number three is mustard. Wow. And the number four is relish. So the days of Seinfeld where people want to say salsa. It's over. It's over.

You get a salsa with the salsa? Wow. Where is salsa on there? It doesn't even make the list anymore, dude. Doesn't even make the list. Let me riddle me this. Or is it just mustard? Mustard!

End of sentence. What do you mean? Is it spicy brown? It just says mustard, but there are a whole different kind of offshoots of moustards. Because I like regular. mustard, but spicy brown mustard slaps the bejesus out of yellow mustard. Dude, there's nothing better than honey

mustard. A honey mustard on some chicken tenders? Get out of here. Just. It's just, there's so many variations of the honey mustard. Get out of here. It's a financial Friday with our friends from Merrickue, Charlie and Gale. Hi guys. Hey, how you doing? Good morning. So let's start. Charlie is a fellow in Oswego County, gal. We got a new branch open, don't we? I realize I watched it under construction these last few months.

Oh, we do? Exciting. And, Fulton, 722 West Broadway. Right across from the YMCA right there. Absolutely. And you put in a big old ATM over there too, didn't you? It's actually an ITM. What does that mean? It is.

You can actually see a teller on the screen. You can transact as if you're standing in front of a branch. Okay. This is freaking me out. Where's the teller? Is the teller in the machine? Yeah, it's a little. The teller is in the machine.

A secret. No, actually, a teller could be working out of the Liverpool office. the Rome office. So you have an option to be able to transact with a teller right at the ITM. That is really, really cool. Or you can use it as an ATM. Just an ATM. That's really neat.

I've never seen one of those. Tell me either. I've never even heard of that. That's cool. So we're talking AmeriQ and let's shift to what Gail wants to focus on today because we have, I'll let you say it, business. What was it? Membership development.

Membership development. So we're talking membership development, which means, what? All right. So what our team does, we work with local businesses. Those businesses could be in Central, Northern New York, and beyond. But we are there to help the employees with their financial well-being. Okay. So we go in and we offer a number of lunch and learn seminars. And they could be from budgeting, understanding credit, identity theft, retirement income planning. We've got the full gamut. And they're all designed. They're really just educational nature. We're not there promoting ourselves. And then we also go in and we do financial wellness days where we sit with employees

one-on-one. Let's talk about your credit. Let's pull your credit and look at that. Let's see how we can help you, you know, prepare a budget, how we can look at, you know, some refinancing options if you're unfortunately paying a high-interest loan. So we're really there to help the employees really just put their best financial foot forward. And I love this because I always preach this here on the year. Don't just let the billionaires get rich. Y'all can get rich too. And don't play dumb when it comes to your money and be like, I don't know where it goes. You can live a very comfortable life if you just take these steps. You learn about your credit. You learn about what am I spending money on. Just some financial literacy. Sadly, we go through all these years of school. We don't really learn

anything about financial literacy. So how do people get involved with this? You go to the employer, so like you'd go to a galaxy and then we'd all kind of be part of the membership development? Absolutely. It cost your business. Nothing to be a part of it. And we've got some great perks. for the employees as well. And I'll let Charlie speak on that. Yeah, what are those perks, Charlie? So we have a lot of beneficial stuff. So when we come on site, we actually have the tools on that kit.

Okay. So we give you a quarter percent off loans, a quarter percent on CDs if you're a favor. Step up nice and close to that, Mike. And my all-time favorite is our second chance credit card. Oh, what is that? Thank you for asking. So this is for folks with no credit or a low credit score. Okay.

We do some credit counseling, and then we give you a $1,000 credit card. Cool. We get your credit increase because we counsel you how to use it. And we've gotten people into homes with that second chance credit card. This is what I'm saying. Like maybe you've made some mistakes. You got yourself, we all did it. We're in our 20s.

We're getting credit cards. We'd bury ourselves in debt. You can get out of it. You can have some financial literacy. You can get a new start with this credit card. Maybe start talking about getting into a home out of that rental. All of that can be done over to Merrick you, right? And another piece of that, if you do go through us for the mortgage,

we're going to waive that application fee, which is almost $400. So, again, we have the tools and that kit to really help people. So when we're on site talking about it, we're not just talking. We're really helping. Yeah, this is so important. You all work so hard out there listening right now. You do not deserve to be struggling. There's probably changes you can make, and people at America,

you want to help you make those. So every member can just kind of walk in or get online and start getting these services? So we will reach out to any business and we work with businesses. They could have two employees or thousands of employees. And we usually will work with the business owner or human resources. They become our partner. Again, doesn't cost them anything. Okay. And then we go right into the business and meet one-on-one with those employees. What if my employer doesn't use a Merrick-Q? Can I just do this as a member of Amerique? As a member of anybody is eligible that lives in the communities that we serve. And it's all about people helping people. So anybody can walk in and sit with a budgeting counselor at

of our branches. AmeriQ.org is the website. Yes, it is. Branch is all over. Another added perk. Like today, after I leave here, I got to get ready for my ice cream day. So I stop on site with the ice cream truck and the employees get to come out and get a free ice cream on America. I mean, what?

Just so they know, where's like... Yeah. For like the AmeriCube employees. Yeah, for them. No, they're for our business partner employees. So, like, we love hematology oncology, right? They help our community members a ton. So that is my first stop to that.

So I'll be serving all of their employees an ice cream on AmeriQ, thanking them. So those relationships are what are very important to us. Charlie, I've noticed that there's a short-bearded man who works at a lot of places around the towns. He's just like the one of these things. He's like following the ice cream truck. He works at all these places. He does. He's going to get the rundown of where she's going today.

Charlie and Gail always love talking to you guys again. Preach financial literacy. Please get into an AmeriQ. Get educated. It's not this daunting thing that you could never figure out. You can figure it out and you can live a less stressful life with just some simple financial literacy. I love it. AmeriQ.

org. We're serving all of our listening area, right? Yes. All the way out to you. How many branches do we have now with the foot and one? 21. 21. But you never even need to step foot into an AmeriQ if you want to do everything online.

It's right there. Yeah. Absolutely. Charlie and Gail, great to see you. Thank you for coming in. A lot of friends. joining us today. Joe Bright's here. Hey, Joe. Hey, Josh. How you doing? Cody. Good to see us.

We are great dunk in bright furniture. Love those locations. We got the one up by me on the old Great Northern Mall. Yep. Yep. Is that big chair still on the roof? It's still on the roof. It's still on the roof. It's secured down pretty well. Have you seen that? It's like a big air on a chair up on the roof. Where else do we

located, Joe? South Salinas Street in the city of Syracuse, corner of Salina and Brighton. Is that the OG location? That's the OG location. How long has it been there? Ninety-nine years. Oh my God. Yeah. I know. I know. I know. That's crazy. So in different, it's been expanded and renovated, but yeah, it's been there in 99. Do you have, like, old historical photos of it and all that?

So many. Like up in the attic. They're pretty cool. I might need to come nerd out with that stuff. I just love old photos of places I go. I do, too. And, yeah, there's all sorts of old stuff. What a history right there with Duncan Bright.

So we do, we're going to do a giveaway, but real quick, I want to know about this Labor Day sale. We have a Labor Day sale? Sure, of course. We have our biggest sale of the fall. Labor Day weekend. It's going on now. We're marking down every piece of furniture. mattresses were taking big discounts on.

So we're encouraging people to come in and see us, which they always do every Labor Day. Yeah, two locations, but if you are on the Facebook's right now, go to the Dunkin'Brite Facebook page. What do we want people to do? Sure. So we're going to give away a couple of SU football tickets for the home opener, SU versus Yukon next Saturday at noon.

And if you shoot us a direct message with your email and something that says you heard us on K Rock. Okay. Then I will transfer tickets to the, first people that do that. So get in there. Duncan Bright Furniture on Facebook. He'll get in there and he'll grab you some tickets if you say that you heard him on K. Rock. Very nice. I'll take those tickets now, please. Did you do it? What's the website for all the Dunkin'Bride information?

Yep, Duncanbright.com. And you can find us on our socials for sure. You know, Facebook, Instagram. If somebody put a message in on Instagram, I'll take that as well. Cool. I love it. Duncan Bright Furniture. Always great partners. Always great to see you. Joe. Thank you for stopping down. Have a great Labor Day weekend. Try and understand this story. And it's sad because I can't tell if there's, like, mental illness involved. But the headline made me click the story.

So now we got to read it. All right. Cops charged Grandpa with putting cocaine in his grandkids ice cream. Nice. You wanted them to be able to stay awake while they were at the water park all day. Authorities of Charge a North Carolina elections official. Wow. With drugging his granddaughter's ice cream.

What's, like, what? What? James Yorkley, 66, added cocaine and MDMA to the Dairy Queen treats consumed by two girls. He reportedly flagged down a police officer claiming the pills had been discovered into the desserts. Oh. They did not ingest, but the tests did have drugs in them. So what was he trying to do? Was he trying to get a scam going?

Was he trying to sue Dairy Queen here? It sounds like he was trying to do a little bit of a scam action because it's either, I hope it's that. Yeah, the kids didn't need it. Well, no, I hope it's a scam and he's trying to rip off Dairy Queen. Because if not, is he trying to drug two little girls to assaulting or something? Good question. I think it's the former.

I think he wanted to just like, he called the police like, there's drugs in these. And then they went to security footage and saw him putting the drugs in the ice cream. Like, you definitely wait. Yeah. You don't drive away and put them in there. You do it right there at the premise under the cameras. Other side of this, we will do a little 18-hole golf game. We will hand you off to a very appropriate 90s at 9 in just a second.

Twitch, we're going to go golfing gaming stream. Brought you by dazed dispensary. I was a little. I was a little dazed last night. What did you show off from days? Just that. That'll be the spot for next Saturday tailgate, man. Yes, I can't.

I just can't think of a better place to go before football. game than a dispensary. Or if you want to, and I can't really say what products. You got a PS5 right there. Yeah, I can't really see what products they sell. But say you are tailgating up at the, up at the dome. The perfect ones. And you're like, I need some drinks or I need something else.

Yep. Go to days. Go back to your tailgate. Yep. No, that's great. Yep. And next Thursday, I'll finally kick off the season with my Josh. Yes. Alan. Allent. Day's dispensary up on the S.U. Hill. Open now. Literally open now. Open.

Every day till 2 a.m. Will go golfing presented by day's dispensary. Radio World, you get the 90s at 9. With our way. Always! Yeah. It'd be strange.

Where were you? Faster than a kind of ball. Where were you while we were getting high? Someday you will find in a champagne supernovae over. the sky someday in a champagne soup and a champagne