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Episode Date: October 14, 2026

We’re getting ready for another ‘Wheel of Tattoos’ & the guys go down memory lane. Josh breaks down the Kelly Clarkson toy store drama. Cody’s mom is an absolute mark for any products you are selling. Turns out Cousin Jay’s kid was getting free slushies at Well Now (don’t do that). Pringles will give you 200 years of chips if you bury yourself in their can. Plus so much more on a Wednesdee!

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Right now How do we do? How was everyone's Tuesday? Good? Already. Cuse basketball last night Just an exhibition though Oh, how was that?

How did that go? They lost by 20 to Yukon, but you know, it's just an exhibition. That's all right. It's like barely just practices at this point. They'll adjust. And Yukon is really good. I'd imagine probably.

Really good. Going to be one of the better teams this year. They usually are. 7252 final score. They looked all right They got things to work out I think it's good They did the

They did it I enjoyed watching the team play I completely forgot It was only on Or maybe it was on a channel somewhere I had to watch it on the QS website They did a stream Let's see

That says NBC Sports So maybe And then QS dot com is where I was watching it Yeah it might have been on So that was that You went out for lunch For Mama Max A little late

A little late lunch Yep Yep A little meat lunch. Sorry boy, not a crooked cattle. Very nice. Oh, it was great. You got a burger with pulled pork on it?

Yeah. Yeah. I have to look up the name. It was like the barnyard burger or something. I could eff with that. I could have with that pretty good. And I didn't even, honestly, I didn't even pay attention to the pulled pork, purport.

Pulled pork part. Yeah? That I saw, I knew they had done, made fresh pulled pork outside here on the smoker, which they probably had to said somebody out there. swatting away. Oh my God, the attraction that would have brought. Right. Glad to get a little pull off that or what? That burger wasn't enough. Very nice.

Oh, yep, the barnyard shuffle. We've all been there, bud. We've all been there. It was awesome. That sounds nice, man. It was really good. I do love some crooked cattle, otherwise pretty uneventful. Tuesday, I believe.

Yeah, I was trying to think. Trying to run through the end of it in my head. No, it was just a nice. Not a lot of stuff. Just stuff around the house. Yeah, not too big of a day. Laying on the couch, one of those type nights. You know what I mean?

Because it was... What did you watch last night? Did you go back and watch Disclosure Day again? Because you loved it so much. Oh, that's my favorite movie, so I figured to give it a couple more watches. Yeah. I watched Raw from Monday and then some of the baseball game and then... Yeah, we should probably...

We should probably check in on baseball because where are we at right now? Brewers are up to nothing and Guardians and the... They had the devil-raised outfit on last night. It was awesome. They're tied now, I believe it is. All right. So here we go. So we're getting there, man.

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I think that's what it is, probably is, right? I'm sure we got people doing that right now that are listening to us. Why you want to do that? Those just are cool trucks. Yeah. Like those trucks. I watched how it's made about that last week where they pull the truck up and then the big, listen. The truck itself or?

Yeah, they're all saying yes. It's the truck part drives up. Yep. This is going to piss off so many people right now who are actually doing this job. Who knew what this is actually called. And my stupid ass is trying to explain it to this other dumbass. Yes. Truck drives up.

Yep. And then it opens up like the top part or like the back part. And then the factory place. Yep. Swoops it down in. It fills up the truck and then the truck drives away and that goes to the site.

Like a little hosy thing or something? It was like a big shoot. It looked like. Oh, okay. Because they made it. I knew exactly what he meant when he said all of that. They made it at the factory. And then they've loaded up.

They mix it all up. And then it shoots down in the truck and the truck keeps it moving. You got to keep moving. It's our also. It'll turn to concrete. And then sometimes it does and you got to go in there

with that jackhammer and chip up that concrete truck. I've seen that in one of those videos those videos where the guy goes to get a load. And he goes, what the hell's the matter with it? And then they look and go, oh my God, it's, has this been not moving the whole time? Uh-oh. Even I get caught in those deaths, death, does it, death scroll? Doom scrolls, yeah.

Of those type videos or the guy that's just raking a yard or something. Oh, dude, you get me a lawn care, TikTok, I'm locked in, I'll watch the whole thing. Pool cleaning, I'll watch the whole thing. Yep. The long care guy. Jobs that I'm never going to do. That's, that's the move. The long care guy?

Because all of us pay for him to go do that for free. I love it. So then you feel good about it, but you're also watching yourself. You're watching him help somebody. Because I would do that. Show bro, Nick, only got an 80 sleep score last night. Nick, I didn't do well either. I went to bed by 9.30.

I got a 75 sleep score. I wonder what mine would be in some of those. Yours would not be good. Because when I sleep, I sleep pretty good. I didn't start tossing and turning until like three, I think, is when I did the thing where I wake up. And you go to bed at 11, right? No, last night I went down at, like, because I was like, there's nothing on. You just watched Raw.

You're done. It's over. You're going to watch the baseball game. Go do it in bedtime. Go lay down in bedtime. Yeah. So I just took outside real quick. No, I, uh.

And went and did bedtime. So it was a lot, maybe 10, but it was a quick night. I'm in bed by 9.30, but then Freddie's got this 3 a.m. P schedule for some reason. And I hear him scooting down. the stairs so I get up and I let him out and then I'm kind of up at that point so thank God else has got that iron bladder where she'll wait I think he's just bored he doesn't have to go yeah that just wants to be outside although there's we've got a skunk now I think I think

I think that skunk that I would see forever as a little baby it's an adult now and it's out there does it make it is there a difference between a baby skunk and an adult I think babies can't can't spray on you yet I think it takes them a little a little little time. They haven't developed their sack? Or I'll say it definitely would have sprayed us as a little baby because it was right like under our deck the first time we ever saw it. It came scampering out and like turned and jumped and like was two feet from the deck.

It wanted to spray but it lacked the sack. Yes. Yeah. It lacked the sack of spray. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it had a full sack yet. But now, although I don't know if it, it just knows us because we've seen it twice.

It hangs out and over by the back of that fence that's right there. So when we come outside, it's there, and it, like, does this, and I do a little... Put your hands up. I don't want to trouble. Uh-uh. And it kind of scampers off. Jojo says baby skunks can spray, but their ability and aim are much less developed. Also, he was just spraying a little, like...

He didn't know what he was doing. Like, at the door or something. He didn't know what he was doing. I just, like... Also, have you seen, like, people domesticating skunks? They're adorable. They're adorable, but I also don't want to risk it. You better prove to me that sack is out of there.

Yeah, if you could take that little think, a little think out of there. The little stink sack out of there, oh my God, they're so cute. They're cute as hell, but. But no, that's, oh. I ain't wrong them nice. No.

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See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Lots of Wheel of Tattoos talk happening in there right now. Tis the season. Tis the season. Friday the 13th, we'll be heading back to Timeless Tattoo for, I don't know, fifth, sixth, seventh year doing this bit. Oh, more than that, I would imagine.

It's been going on forever. Yeah. We put random designs on a wheel. If you are chosen to spin said wheel, you'll get a free tattoo, but you got to take what you get. That's the thing. People always are like, oh, I get that. Like that. That's great.

So would I. Yep. Instead, I got an upside down pineapple. Instead, I got a vacuum cleaner. Right. Hey. So. I love the vacuum.

So, yeah. We'd all love to pick the tattoo, but that's not the bit. That being said, I'm going to get the details from comment. he is considering running a show fam flash sale the rest of that day. So 100 bucks might be able to get you some tattoos that day. Right. I will get all the details from him. And we can get into that.

You know, a lot. I'm looking through all the chats. So many of you have done this stupid bit. The amount of people in our chat that have tattoos from this bit is... Well, you got to think. I'm kind of proud of it. The first couple, it was just like you, me... We did like one.

Handbone. Yeah. So forget about the first couple. Yeah. So just say there's been, let's see, I got Tater Tots, Uncle Music, boom, Shaka, so say, right, those three, say 10 people went. There's 30. You've got.

I've got dumpster fire. Dumpster fire. Vacuum cleaner. Back and cleaner. There's another 30. There's 40. There's 70. Yeah.

And that's, we're missing people. If you're up, this will be the eighth. year. Right? Yeah. So we'll get you all the information. There's going to start to be some repeats. I know that. I tried to get all as many new people in as I can because it's such a popular bid. But we got all the, all of the designs are in our discord. I'll go through an organized zone. We'll start. It's fun. It's a fun bit. Wining them down. And the new owner likes it.

Does he? Yeah. I can never tell what he likes and does it. He liked it. He was very impressed with the idea. Yeah. It's a stupid idea. And we're having fun. He said, I can't remember if it was genius or brilliant. It was one of those. It's both. That's a brilliant idea. I'm more shocked than any, no other rock radio stations have ripped this off yet. Right?

Almost everything we do gets ripped off somewhere and then it becomes more successful. Like this could, I can very easily see this being like a Tony Hinchcliff. Yeah. YouTube series of a tattoo wheel. Well, I think. Do they make a million dollars of them? I think this is also from, uh, this is also from, uh, this is also. also very, like, permanent.

Yeah. Like, this is, I don't know, not to say our fans are more loyal or crazier than some others. But I think they are. They are, but I'm honestly shocked that this hasn't become a successful YouTube series with someone, like, you know, being on the Today Show talking about it. That's generally how my career goes. Right. Yeah, 10 years after the fact.

Yeah. I did a live podcast 20 years ago. Yeah. I was so far ahead of the curve and now I read this live podcast. Yep. Anyways, I digress. I have a feeling

that you're not following the Kelly Clarks and drama as close to as I am following the Kelly Clarks and drama. I am. Is anybody following the Kelly Clarkson drama at a level that I am? I'm probably as far away from it as I could possibly be. What happened? It's so dumb. It's so dumb.

and it's like such a rich person fight thing happening. Oh, what did she do? This is what I'm, okay. Oh, no. She was like, wasn't she like everybody's sweetheart could do no wrong? Isn't she one of those like like an America's sweetheart? Oh, boy. Here's where I checked in, maybe like a week ago or maybe it happened over the weekend.

It's happened, everything's coming together very fast. Yeah. Kelly Clarkson, as you know, the announcement. initial winner of American Idol, right? She was the first season? Yep. She goes, yeah, right. She has kids.

Okay. She goes into this Brooklyn toy store called Art of Play. It's obviously like a hipster kind of, it's boogey, it's Brooklyn. Like yesterday type deal or years ago? Or the weekend. Okay. Okay. And she did not have a good experience, so she puts on her Instagram, whatever, Facebook,

whatever she uses. Oh, Kelly Karen. Something about like, you know, if you want to be treated like, what's the movie, Pretty Woman? If you want to be treated like Pretty Woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I guess she went in and she's not all glammed up. She just looks like Kelly Clarkson. She's got kind of a Midwestern Southern kind of voice.

Yeah. She wanted to buy a thing that was hanging on the wall. I guess it was like a bird painting or something. Okay. Now, this is not relatable. It was $15,000. It was probably there as, it. it was like the stores or something.

So, she was, she wound it in it. Kelly Clarkson says, I'd like to buy that. And the shop, whatever, whoever works at the shop was like, man, we can find something comparable for you. Oh. Now, Kelly took that, I'm thinking that she's broke and can't afford a $15,000 bird. Kelly, I'm not in charge of your finances, but I think that's a stupid purchase regardless. Or they were trying to say that, no, this is ours, it's a piece of the wall. So that's what they're saying.

They're saying it was not for sale. Yeah, we're going to find you something for sale that's this. They said the bird thingy is not for sale. De Kelly said, no, I saw a price tag on it. It was $15,000. So they said, no, it's just, it was a decoration for our shop. And it's been a whole, I don't even know why I'm in it. It's one of them.

I don't know why I'm in it. Yeah. The owner of Art of Play has come out to, to like try to clear his name. He says, quote, this is a reprehensible abuse of power. We have to reconsider the place we give celebrities in our society. I don't disagree with you there, sir.

We are afraid for the safety of our shopkeepers. Kelly Clarkson has put us in danger. This is an insane misunderstanding. Nothing happened in this shop to justify her scolding our shopkeeper on the way out. If it is this intense to be merely mentioned by Kelly Clarkson, I can only imagine how intense it is to be Kelly Clarkson every single day. but things changed when she used her platform to attack us. When Kelly came in, the shop was crowded.

We treated her like a normal person, but apparently that would not live up to her expectations. This is what I have learned in my life, is there is always the other side of the story. Like something always comes out, and you initially want to react on it. You're like, yeah, I got to react on that. And I have learned over this long story,

historic award-winning career, just give it a minute. It's giving a minute, because you don't have all the info yet. Whatever you think you're seeing, And that's what I think people did. They saw Kelly Clarkson tweet about this stupid bird. And they lose their mind.

And of course, they got to go on Google and leave bad reviews for R to play. That's what people do. They got to call the shop and harass. There's like this weird gang mentality that happens. Because she wasn't treated the way she should have been. This guy is like, hey man, you're like, relax. I don't know who, clearly Kelly is lying a little bit. Also, I don't necessarily know what's true on his side of this.

story. Yeah. You got a thing hanging on the wall. Allegedly a price tag was on it. Maybe not. I don't know. Like, is there a price tag on it? Is it for sale?

Is it for sale? But I mean... That dude, Pablo Tori posted the video last night of the store itself, which shows the footage of like Kelly yelling at the shop. Dude. Oh, really? Oh, my God. I'm so far down this Kelly Clarkson wormhole.

It was a slow news day. I guess. Because that seems like a weird thing for everybody to do. to cover like that, though, but nobody wanted to, but I think you're right, there's nothing else going on, so we're like... Yeah, there was nothing to... I guess we'll talk about Kelly Clarkson and the toy store, you know?

She yelled at a dude. Yeah, I guess we'll talk about it. Well, what else? That was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I agree, we got way bigger things to worry about, but this has been kind of in the news. I mean, did they ever, well, no, she stormed out. As I say, did they find her

something comparable to that? No, she stormed out. Yeah, and then she left. She sullied the brand online. If anything, take away from this, is that there's always two sides. Sometimes there's a third side. Yeah, I was going to say, but now we have to wait for her to come out and say her next side. Right. And then he'll have to have a rebuttal, all for probably some overpriced New York City toy store.

That is not relatable. None of this is relatable to 99.9% of the country. Nothing should be in a kid's toy store. Nothing should be $15,000. I think we just glossing over that. I digress. Unless you go to like F.A.O. Schwartz and they've got like those sick, like, cars you can buy and stuff. Yeah.

Those I'll allow. All I can picture is some boogey New York City toy store with the worst toys. Yeah, nobody wants to play with it. Oh, wow, it's a wooden train. Because it invigorates their brain. Shut up. Give them a bop it. Art of play.

Art of play, right? So now I'll get away for 80 different. signs. Or we'll just forget about it. I'm hoping we can. We can move on now. He'll go back to selling fidget spinners for 50, 60 bucks. Yeah, if even that cheap. Oh, hoi, hoi, this is K Rock presented by Avon. I've got two of their products on my face.

During the song right there, we just learned that you can still be an Avon lady. Can I be an Avon guy? Can I be an Avon hustler? I would imagine so. As long as you have the knowledge of the products. What was the other one? There was Avon and then there was The pink one.

My mom wanted to do that one. Because you have a Mary Kay car. Mary Kay! And that's makeup too? And like skin stuff? Yes. Yeah. I think that one might be even more.

Mary Kay. Tam was doing that one. Yeah. The pink Cadillat. Avon ambassadors. You can sign up. I'm on their website right now. Spread awareness about products and topics you truly love

while building connections. is it like one of those M, like those pyramid schemes that they get into? Is it one of those? I don't hear of Sully A, man. No, I don't. Oh, pardon me. But is it like one of those? I don't think so, but I'm sure there is some risk in purchasing a box of the clinic eye roller things.

Okay. Because you know what I mean? The box is 20. Can you sell 20? Yes, whoever is probably can because I, that's what I use a lot. Your mother says she still gets her mascara for Mary Kay. Don't you get all of your Avon products from my mom? Right, yes.

Your mom is a mark. You got both? You got both, Dad, you're a Mark. They got your number. You got a Mary Kay person and an Avon lady. She got a Schwann's guy pulling up right now. Some kids about to sell her 15 magazines. Time Warner is coming over later.

She's changing her wireless plan every 30 days. Yep. Deb is a mark. Yeah, you can still use it. And I feel like Avon, like I'm, Kind of joking, but not joking. It just used to be... Listen, your grandmother's friend is selling these.

Do you want to get something? You can get them... I guess. Because it's probably me... Give me the bug spray, the skin so soft or whatever? When it started, was it probably like you couldn't... 140 years ago. Yeah, you couldn't get...

Oh, yeah, then you definitely couldn't get this stuff. No, you had to somebody deliver it to your cabin. Yeah, yeah. And now it's like, all right. But yeah, I don't know what's under the Avon... And so Avon's good stuff. It might be good products, dog. So, yeah, I know I've got clinic stuff.

I've got a college enroller. I've got several serums. I just don't know how Avon ladies and Avon guys survived past like 2005. Or whenever Walmart showed up. Or like when the internet became so prevalent. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yep.

Like I get with Avon, I can't, maybe I don't go to the store for my makeup. you bring it to me. But then the internet happens, I can just like get it, right? Right. Yeah, there's tons of stuff on their website. You can be an Amazon. You can be an ambassador if you want to.

Showgirl sister, too. Cody's skincare routine is more intricate and expensive than mine. Why? What are you doing? You're doing your clinic? Well, I've got several different things because I have, like, legit at times, it looks like I'm getting over a broken nose for no reason

with the dark circle. I get, really from lack of sleep. Sure. And puffiness. So a lot of those things help that. And they definitely work. So at nighttime, I've got a couple like little roll on things and then like

a couple little creams that you put under there. And then during the, for like when you get up, I've got a couple more of like the rolly things that you put on. In the morning, I use the like a collagen roller that I do under here and the little clinic. roller over top of it a little later once that one dries but I also got that

I don't know if she got extra but Mama Matt gave me these patches for like under your eyes and you yeah and you put them on and it's like a thing I don't like that we wear those out in public now no I don't think these ones aren't for in public because they fall off

influencers do it yeah I don't know if they're being silly or if that's like a thing you see a lot of just stuff that did you forget to take that off Yeah, but that's a new thing. Like, the teens will wear their pimple patches to school. Yes. Like, in the 90s, I was ashamed of my pimples and my acne.

I think now it's a matter of... I like that they're more open about it now. I think now it's a matter of you're more allowed to have skin care, so that's taken care of it. So, yeah, I'm going to wear the little star over it. No, I would wake up. I would take whatever that acid was, wipe it all over my face to try to dry the oil out.

Yeah. Although, don't have just a faceful of acne. What worked for me finally was I had the, take little pills and then differing gel. I think I use differing gel. I would suggest that to anybody or anybody that's kids that's struggling with acne. The differing stuff? Differin gel.

Or whatever the version of it is now. It was 30 years ago. What a lifesaver of that stuff was, man. I remember differing, yeah. But it was like I lived in constant panic that somebody might see that I have pimples, which was obviously I had pimples. But now these kids don't give a damn. They're like, yeah, I got my little star on my face.

What are going to do about it? Like boop, poop. Because I think they're clearing it up. That's what I mean. I think they're so, they know that they work. So it's like, yeah, I got pimble. And I'm clearing it up. And I'm getting rid of it.

What are you going to do about it? I would use those. I like that. I like that. Are the eye patches? Because Katie said performative eyepatches. Are they like performative or are they actually doing something? No, I think all this stuff is working.

I don't know if I have any pictures of me wearing that. Oh, yeah. Diddy used to sell us proactive. Remember proactive? I do. That whole system where they would, sell a hell out of you on stuff. Then they put the venue machines in the mall.

When I used to work at the mall, there would be Jessica Simpson on a big proactive machine. And it was just here. Here it is. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did take a goofy picture. Yeah, those. Your eye patches.

Good for you. Yeah, you just leave them on there for like 10 to 15 minutes. They're doing something, man. It helps. It definitely helps. Listen, I'm a man. I get up. I wash my face with dirt.

I brush my teeth with mud. Exactly. Okay. Exactly. Go outside. I pee right out the front door. Stand over the smoke of my campfire to kill off any bugs that might be on me and I start my day. And then you're good. I don't need any of these skincare.

Hello? Who is it? Who's there? Who is it? Hello? Hello? Is somebody in my attic? Good morning, everybody.

Squirrel. Who goes there? Scor. We don't use that phrase enough. Who goes that? Yeah. Who doth be? I'm going to work that in today.

Who goes there? If I see like, if any salesperson says my name, who goes there? Who goes there? Good morning. Happy Whiskey Wednesday. Tonight seven o'clock on our Twitch channel, Twitch.tv slash the show.

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A couple showbrose sent me this story yesterday. The Pringles. Can, did you see this? Pringles, I can show you a Pringles can. You can give your family 200 years of free Pringles if you'll just cremate your body and put it in a Pringles can at the end.

Done. That's not, of course, of course I would. I would say Frank, real? I know. I know. Can you posthumously do that? Hey, Pringles, uh... Got one. I got one for it. Right now, I can do it today. Done. Today. Today I can do it. Today. Today. Today. Today, for a hundred years of Pringles.

Pull up, Pringles. Come on, I got you. Pringles just announced their spooky contest called Once You Drop, where you commit that upon your expiration, your... Expiration. Once your chip body has gone stale. Yeah.

You commit to being buried in a Pringle's can. It's a special Pringle's can. You can look this. up. It's like a fancier, burn-like Pringles can. Oh, you don't got to bury me, though. You got to keep me on a thing. I mean, yeah, put me...

Yeah, don't put me in the Pringles can if you're not going to have me, you know, stuck in the pantry as a funny joke. One grand prize? Oh, in the pantry. Go get some Pringles. Hey, go out. Oh, you're hungry. Oh, what's this? What's this can? Oh, you want to. Open it up. No, go ahead.

Open it up. Oh, what is this? Flower? No. Tasted. Maybe. Taste it. Uh. Taste a little. Taste it. Put a little in a...

Have you tasted, Frank? No. You have it? You haven't tasted a little bit? You didn't taste it? No. If I tasted my father's cremated ashes? Put it a little bowl and smoke it?

No. I poked it. Did you poke it? I couldn't help. The bag was... No, I opened it. I had to poke it. I had to.

It was too much. It was too much. Once I saw that, not to be morbid, but it's not all finely ground powder. No, it's true. Chunky. There's some chunks.

It's chunky style. I had to. I was like, I opened it and gave a little. It's chunky style. I know you. You're the curious little cat. I'm just not going to get fast to you. Yeah, there's nothing I could do.

One grand prize winner. Tasted. It's a little bit of it. It's not chocolate milk. It's the worst chocolate milk ever. One grand prize winner will receive two lifetime supplies of Pringles essentially because it's 200 years. Okay.

It's about $28,000 worth of Pringles. Okay. They award you? Hold on. Hold on. Are they trying to say that a lifetime is 100 years? Well, pretty optimistic, Pringles. Check this out.

Thank you. They're just giving you cash money to buy your own Pringles. Oh, they hope you. $28,000. And they're like, but you better buy Pringles of these. It's in Pringles bucks. Uh-huh. $20,000, which shows that guy's face on it.

Oh, it's for Mr. Pringles buck. Oh. The grand prize also includes the best. Spoke Pringles can earn, which is metal, will have personalized engravings and worth $500. If you don't know, there is a reason for this. I guess the inventor of the Pringles can is dead. His final request in 2008 was to be cremated and put inside of a Pringle's can. All right.

I mean, his kids fulfilled his requests. His son said, quote, my siblings and I briefly debated what flavor to use. But I said, look, we got to use the original. Yeah, that's what I. I did. I would say just original. Yep. It's got to be.

Can I my crack with this money? No, got to be Pringle. Trying to pay your rent with Pringle's box. Mm-hmm. You could get like so many cans with this. Hold on. What's the chat say? Survivor in chat says, my daughter actually did this.

We were spreading my wife's grandmother's ashes in a garden. and my daughter reached down, dipped her fingers in, and put it in her mouth. We were so scared, we called her doctor and everything. Wow. We think our kid just ate...

No, I don't think anything happened. It's all... Because you've seen those videos of, like, babies knocking over grandma. Yeah. And urns and stuff. It's just... Just ashes.

Like if you ate, tipped your finger and like... Like soot from a fireplace, right? Yeah. But no, don't be... I mean, I would make... Don't be... Don't be... Testing your loved ones.

I mean, whenever my time comes, which could be any day. We're not tasting you. All Pringles is saying is put me in a can and we'll give your family $28,000. Yeah. We'll put you in a can and whip you at their door before they... Here! Take this one! Take it. Sign me up, man.

I'm in. Sir, you got to sign up. Ah, take him anyway. I'm in. Take it to the dog. Hell yeah. Just watching a dog poop outside the studio. Very exciting.

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Just give me like 10 bucks. Then we'll hook you up. And then we got you. Tonight back 7 o'clock on Twitch. Of course, uh, whiskey Wednesday, 7 p.m. I don't know Wednesday. Come hang tonight. I'm down to the four walls Irish whiskey tonight.

Well, then I got to get another contender to. You like doing the contest? I can stop and do contests. I do like the, it gives a chance to pick. All right. Choose your booze. I'll find a bottle for a room. My shelf is getting.

full of booze bottles right now. It's almost like I have a drinking problem. But that's a good problem to have. It's a good problem to have. So, I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. You go to the doctor and they either make you wait in the lobby or they take you back to the room. And they put you in the room and they're like,

someone will be right in with you here a little bit. And then you sit and you wait and you wait. And a woman in New Hampshire went to an urgent care after having an asthma attack. And they took her back, put her in one of those rooms. Then they closed. Then they just left her there. Okay, bye.

That would give me another asthma attack. I popped my head out and said, Hello, hello. Very shocking. Just like, I can't believe this just happened to me. Because literally when I was thinking in my head, sitting there at 10 past eight, I was like, they would never lock me in.

That's crazy talk. That only happens in movies or on a show. About 10 past eight, I was like, huh, it's kind of quiet. I'm not sure what's going on. And then I felt a little funny because you always feel funny popping out of the door when you're in a doctor's office. As soon as I got near the door and pressed the door immediately and it was so shrilling loud, it startled me. Maybe let them know and remind them that you're in the room if you're there near close. And then what do you do?

So the alarm just went off is what she was saying. Oh, right. Right, that's the noise you got near the door. Well, you can help yourself to some of the medication at that point, right? I mean, at that point. They left you in there. Might as well stop poking around a little bit. Yeah.

If you lock me in a Best Buy, I'm taking televisions. Yeah. That's the deal. Oh, this PlayStation? No, I came in with this. No, I was here to have a fix, so thank you. I'm leaving this. Yeah, no, I came in with three of them.

I was going to return them, but then after this, I don't want to turn them, so I'm going to leave with these three that I brought in. That's not the law, probably, but if you accidentally lock me in any shop, I'm taking something. Like, if you, I can lock myself inside of a candy store. I'm having it all your gummies and all that stuff wants and closes. You lock me to a toy store. I'm taking some toys.

Yeah. You lock me to a doctor's office. I'm taking all the tongue depressors. I'm taking that little hammer thing that you hit your knee with. Yep. I'm taking illegal drugs. What do you think they got in there? What do you think they got in there?

I don't think anything. I think all that stuff is like pharmacies and such. I don't think doctors offices have really anything. Do they? I don't know how that works. I don't know what I had heist from an urgent care. Oh, urgent care. Urgent care might have a couple things, but yeah, no, there's not much.

Yeah. What do I want from an urgent care? I can't think of anything. Bandages or? When I was doing the cleaning stuff, one of the nurses told me about how a cleaning guy from a couple of years prior got fired because he was trying to use the nitrous tanks because it was a dentist office. Gotcha. And he was trying to.

Selling nitrous balloons at his fish concerts? He was just trying to, Joe, he was just there using. Wow. He was trying to turn on, like, sit in the chair and try to turn it on. Okay. Yeah, Joe is right. Lock me in a restaurant. I'm firing up the grill.

I'm firing up the grill. I'm going to cook something in here. Well, that's like we see those stories sometimes where guy breaks into Denny's, makes eggs or whatever. That was from a couple years ago. I mean, it's kind of my dream to just have, like, a restaurant level amount of stuff in a freezer or a fridge. all the ingredients in the world. But it'd be hard because I'd want them to just leave everything.

Like I don't know how to do. Like I used to know how to turn on Costa's pizza oven and like the deep fryer and stuff. Okay. I don't know other places. So I'm just trying to think of like but it's, somewhere just like a chef runs outside

and I walk them outside and now I'm chef. Like I feel like maybe this is like that that arrogance that a lot of dudes have and they're like, I could land the plane. Maybe I'm having that about a kitchen right now. Yeah. But I feel like I could figure it out.

If I got the flat top turned on. No, that's all I need. Get the friard attempt. I'm not looking to make your chicken carbonara or whatever. I'm looking to just make myself a burger maybe. A ton of smash birds. I'm definitely going to try a bunch of eggs like how they do. I'm squishing bacon on there.

Oh, Cousin Jay. If I got locked in the Bass Pro Shop, oh. That would just be fun Right Yeah that'd be a fun night Just catching some Catching big lunkers I feel like those fish are too stupid though

It wouldn't be a fair No Wouldn't be fair fishing No Or you don't just jump in and try to grab them You know what to go Stethoscope if he's locked inside the urgent care It's all yours bud

You take it you came in with that Grass Grosh What are you gonna do with all the tongue depressors Josh? I don't know Don't worry about it Don't worry about that And you guys are right A lot of our urgent cares have slushy machine

So think of all the slushies You could be drinking Yep. And they come, and they open up in the morning, and there's just a fat, 45-year-old, my mouth is all blue. Oh, good morning. Oh, welcome back. You're locked for you inside.

And you're out of blue slushies. Where did you get Tito's from? I went out and I came back. The door's open. I was open, you guys, I went out and I came back. It locks from the inside. It's so easy. It was crazy.

Mm-hmm. Lottie says he'll lock us in Homa gang for the night. I wouldn't know how to do anything but drink the beer, Lottie. I wouldn't know how to make it. Just rummaging around looking for beer that's already been made. A fight a case. Yeah. If you lock me to Walmart.

They've got those new bed displays and I've always wanted to kind of sleep on one of those. Even back in my Sears days. When you go through that thing of J.C. Penny or whatever. Like afternoon special. Like I used to think about that. 80 beds set up. And you're like, oh, look at all these beds. Just climbing one of these.

When I worked at Sears, dude, I used to just think, I want to have a sleepover here. And I know that's a weird thought because that's your job, but you're like, I want everybody to go home and I wanted to sleep here in the store. Like how cool it would be. And I think it was because afternoon special that show I'd watch on Nickelodeon,

where they'd all just kind of live inside there. Yeah. And now Walmart has those bed displays. I was going to sleepover. Does IKEA have those beds? Right, you could do it. We're going to put a camera on you. That way we can see you trying to avoid.

Avoid all of the people. Cousin, Jay, I had to talk to my child as I found out her and her friends were riding their scooters to the nearest urgent care to get slushies. I had to explain to them that is not a retail store. Loopole. The slushies. But did they kick them out, Jay? Yeah, loophole. Just a bunch of tweens rolling up on scooters, getting a slushie and taking off?

I'm getting these until you now tell me not to. I can't be mad at that. You're telling me there's a slushy machine that is free of charge. Sure, I probably need to have some kind of ailment. Well, you probably don't even know. You wouldn't even think it. If I just saw, if I'm working at an urgent care, and I just see kids getting slushies,

they're someone's kids. Yeah. I'm not thinking that they walked in off of the street from schoon. Cousin' Jay, by the time I caught them, they had done it at least five or six times. I love it. But yeah, to Cody's point, what are they, you know, like, I say it's a...

This is a building with free slushies. I don't know what you're doing back there. No. It's up here in the front. I come in and I get a slashing and I go on my bay. And the way I look at things like that, like personally, and it usually ends up working because you never get in that much trouble because worst case scenario, some nurse goes, hey, those aren't just for anybody. You got to be a patient.

Okay. See ya. And yeah, they're right. Wellnow has video games too. You're kind of luring kids into your Well Now's. Yeah, you're not a jailable offense. you're just going to get told, stop it. Yeah.

You're giving me a pretty cool hangout. No, this. If I had lived in a scootering distance to a place with free slushes and video games, yeah. That's where I would go. No, this career has taught me that it's, you ask for forgiveness. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. As long as it's not something you're getting in trouble.

Yeah, yeah, like with that, oh well, sorry. Garrett's right, here's the loophole. You need to be a patient. My tummy hurts. Slushie makes him feel better. Yep. Thank you for yourself. service.

My throat hurts. Do you want my parents' insurance card? Yeah, that's going to be the kicker. She starts bringing an insurance card and being like, oh, am I? I, sorry here and I have my insurance card. I'm good. My dad might be right behind you and then they start and run. Get out of there right and quick.

I mean, that's also maybe a possible revenue stream well now. I'm not saying, maybe just like the slushy pass. You offer it like $10 a month. Right, unlimited slushies. People like Cousin J's kids. I mean, if you've, or. I'm just here for slushies. Or if it's just.

If you, you know, say that, you know, you have two kids. Yeah. One of them's always sick. Yeah. You can't just leave the other at home. They're both far too young. The other one's not sick. No.

$10 slushy pass. Now, every time you got to come in because this one's sick. I got the slushy pass from this one. And Joe's right. Cousin J does have a slushy machine. I don't know why his kids needed to go. It wasn't up and running then. No, definitely wasn't.

But I forgot the fact that. That's hilarious. He has one. I'm sure they could just say, well, the problem was that one had blue raz in it. They wanted just, you know, the red. And it's the thrill. It's the thrill of the chase, Cody, you know?

Yeah. You're on the lamb. Yeah. You're sneaking into urgent carriers. You're getting slushies you're taking off. You're a slushy sheister. I just don't know how you scoot with a slushy in your hand. Or they're just too badass and they just stand right out front,

drinking their slushies right in front of everybody. I went to well now, A bunch of tweens just hanging out drinking slushy. Yeah, Cousin J has two slushy machines. Hell yeah. Two slushy. Whiskey Wednesday tonight I'll be back on Twitch at 7 p.m. For a little sippy sip.

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Joe, they are also hiring smooth operators. He is right. They are operating. Who the operatives. Go to the airport. Cody, I got two airport stories. All right, we're busy. No, I mean, not physically.

Just in this room. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. That makes more sense. Sometimes, sometimes the intrusive thoughts take over. Now, you know when you're at the airport and you look out at the tarmac and you see those little vehicles with the stairs on or you see the little vehicles.

You're like, I want to drive that so bad. 26-year-old passenger J. Barr did that. He's like, let me get that real quick. I'm going to go, I'm going to whip around on that real quick. They left the keys in it, though. He stole an airport tug, which I think is one of those. I've done the same thing, but it involves right after sprinting right out of the bathroom. Why I'm on so many no fly lists, it's because of the airport tug.

Yep. I think it's that one that like the airport, like the plane attaches to and you can just kind of drive it. Oh. Not the one with the stairs, but the big kind of guy. So that's probably a little more like the felonies. I bet would be worse because like that, Oh, he's in all kinds of trouble now. Did he actually try to, was it connected to a plane?

He was arrested after sneaking through an access door at the airport, going down to the tarmac and stealing an airport tug. He eventually crashed it. So then it's almost like... GTA, maybe. Yeah, it's a little even worse. I was a lot of curiosity. You know what's going on with the vehicles behind us with all the law enforcement?

Looks like someone stole a tag. The security breach of the airport. We're coming to sell a tug. I mean, I don't know. That's crazy. Kind of unexpected in Orange County. I worry about our security and our airports, not only here, but everywhere else. All right.

All right, Barb. It's okay. The one and done and they caught him, so. Nobody should be flying. Didn't go very far. Did he say why he was being a stupid idiot? No, they haven't interviewed him yet. I'd like to know why.

He also tried stealing what is called a laboratory servicing truck. So like the poop. The poop truck? The cleans out, whatever. Poopi truck. That guy didn't leave the keys in it, but the tugger did. A pooper truck. The tugger was more open than the pooper.

It was. Pooper's not always open. Now, let's go on the plane. A lot easier for a tugger. This is on the plane. There's another airport story. Dominique Alyssa is going viral for sharing a story on a podcast about how the flight attendant would not put her bag in the overhead compartment.

She's a pregnant woman. she had a nine pound carry-on bag I'll let her explain it I asked the flight attendant can you please put my bag above my head like I'm pregnant the flight attendant said I can't help you sorry

and then I said well I'm actually pregnant I'd really appreciate if you could help me because last time I injured myself and he goes well if you're not able to lift your bag above your head you have to check it in sorry yeah I was just so shocked and the guy next to me I think he saw my text messages he's like would you like me to get your bag

I feel this lack of respect for pregnant women at the moment. Oh, my God. Shut up. It has nothing to do with you being pregnant. Here's what I'm going to say. It's a very controversial take. I think he's just a douchebag. I think that too many of you are trying to bring carry-ons that aren't carry-ons.

Cody, there are people you go to the airport. They've got bags the size of you that they think they can shove. into these overhead compartments that should have been checked. Everyone tries to put so much crap in their carry-on bag. Exactly, Jojo. Nine pounds is not a carry-on bag, ma'am.

And I'm watching the footage. She's not visibly pregnant, so I guess the guy could probably be questioning what you're saying. I don't think anyone was like seeking you out because you were pregnant, you know, or not seeking you up. But you know what I mean? Like, no one was like, oh, I'm going to give her a bad service. Flight attendants are told if it does.

If you don't feel like you can do the service, don't. Like if you can't lift a nine-pound carry-on, don't. And the people that are out there thinking that they can make anything a carry-on bag, and then I got to be behind you on the jetway, and the flight lady is like, the attendant's like, that's got to check that. And then there's all back and forth. Well, no, I want to carry this on.

I remember someone having a little hissy fit once they got down to the thing. And one of the guys that was, like, doing that, like the puts your bags on the airplane. Like he was standing at the door that, you know, people get on the plane this way, but this way it's the door. And the guy stopped. He was like, oh, hey, hey, hey, my guy. Come on, man.

And he did one of those. And he was like, listen, you don't know what I charge you for it, but like, that's got to, I got to put that under the plane. Right. The guy was like, this was my carry on. It was, like you said, it was his luggage. It was me. It was his whole thing.

And he was like, the guy was like, it's not going to fit. And the guy goes, I'm going to put it on my lap. I'm going to put it all the time. I'm going to put it underneath. No, dude. And the lady was like, sir, you can't take up everyone's feet, the room underneath because you want to put this work.

If you want to take something out of it, go ahead, but we're going to put it under the plane. All airlines are different, but the airlines we fly on, you get a 50 pound bag per person to check before they charge you extra forward or whatever. Yeah. 50 pounds is so much, guys.

It's a lot. I'm traveling with a family of Ford. I'm telling you a 50 pound bag is enough. It's a lot. Because then what you do is you're trying to save whatever money you're trying to save, by bringing your check luggage on, and then you get on the plane and you stuff these duffle bags

that are the size of, I don't know, like I said, a parachute. It's their luggage. Up there. It's their whole luggage. And then flash forward to the end of the flight when we're finally, oh, we're at our destination. We've landed, and your dumbass has to wrestle with these bags. And you're up there to get this bag out,

and you're struggling to get these bags out. And we're all waiting in a line because you had to shove 300 pounds of luggage in the overhead compartment. And now you have to be the first one to stand up. So now you're standing there blocking everyone else from getting any of their stuff because you're now, you're now three people deep because of your luggage. Because I only got my backpack. I travel with my backpack, Coco.

That's all I need. Everything else gets checked. Yeah, when I do that, I have one big bag. I shove everything in that can very easily fit in the overhead. And if not, I don't bring it. We got two big roly carts, two big roly luggagees. Each gets their 50-pound limit. We weigh them before we leave the house.

Those get checked, and then everybody gets their own backpack. And we're on the plane and we're happy. As soon as it lands, your boy's ready. Boom, I'm off the plane. You don't have to worry about it. I ain't wrestling. That's. Let's.

We're a, wah, wah. Whoa. Hey, tomorrow. Hey, tomorrow, during this stupid show, you got a chance to win tickets to the Cuse game Saturday. Uh. The dome. We've got tickets to Louisville at Syracuse Saturday night. Brought to you by Empire Recycling and Syracuse Trailer Depot.

And if you see me, feel free to say, hey, I get a bunch of messages after the fact. The people saw you there? I'm out in the open. No, I know. You can't miss you. If you know who I am, you can't miss my weird perch. And you're out there. Stay high to Coco.

So if you win some tickets, feel free. Say hey to our Cocoa. and about. And hopefully that's a good game. What do you worry about it? Yes. Why? Well, last week, well, last week, it was pretty bad.

I had the Braves lose and end their season be eliminated. The next night, the Cowboys get destroyed by an undrafted rookie quarterback and a winless team at home. And then the next night, I had Florida State go up 14 to nothing on Louisville, who then proceeded to rip off. 35 unanswered points. Wow. So it was a... Hey, maybe it's you, bud.

That's, well, I thought that. Maybe these teams don't like you. I was like, should I root for other teams? That's a pretty bad stretch of a couple days in a row there. Tom is Aseh and Angelie practice yesterday. I don't know. I don't know if Angelly's the guy. Yeah, I like that Amir, Amari.

I never remember his name. Amari. Odom. Just Odom. Yeah, Odom. I didn't hate Malachi. Malachi? He was.

a five-star recruit. He was supposed to be the next big thing, and I think it kind of petered out a little bit. I keep forgetting he's still there, and I don't know where he gets drafted, because it goes from top five pick to undrafted, but that Lenora Sellers is still at South Carolina.

I'm mad that he left here. He was here? I don't think he played, but he leads South Carolina into big victories. They just beat Florida, and then they'll get blown out by a terrible team, and he'll throw four interceptions. But I like that guy.

Yeah, how do they all get hurt? Practice? Well, I mean, I don't want to blame it on the dome turf because that looks like it's pretty nice and where they practice is nice. But that doesn't help no matter what turf it is. Turf is still turf. And it's just you've got to stretch as much as you can

and all that stuff that, you know, you get tall. Hydrate. Yeah, it really is a lot of that. You just can't help it. Sometimes you can't help some of the weird injuries they get. Again, my offer stands, Fran. I've got four years of eligibility. Still sitting right there.

I mean, we're here. When you're ready to call a real quarterback. I once, in practice, kicked a 30 or 35-yard field goal. Wow. We might actually need you. There was nobody in front of me. I got you. And it took like three times.

We would do that on the soccer. Because the soccer field was the football field. It was the same field. And we would just try to dog huge field goals with the soccer balls. Well, that's they, when I first got there, that's why I was doing that because they were like, oh, well, you're obviously the kicker, right? Because I came from soccer. Mm-hmm.

I don't think so, but if you want me to, I was good at punting. Nice. I can punt very well, but that field goals hard. That's hard. That is really hard. It's too much pressure. Well, it's just weird. You can't just run up in 1950s style kick it with it.

Yeah. I kicked the wood with my toes. You've got 300-pound dudes running at you. Yeah, and I didn't. Mm-hmm. So I'm reading this article about people getting into different hobbies. As Lord knows, I've got multiple hobbies. It's fun.

Keeps it busy. They're discussing hobbies that maybe seem peaceful on the surface or hobbies that you're like, oh, that'd be relaxing, that are not actually relaxing at all. For example, the one that you want to do. Yeah, clear it out. Goodness. Beekeeping.

Yeah. They say, I bet it's stressful. You gotta keep your be able. It consists of trying to keep a beehive alive all the time. And if you're too successful, half of them leave. Oh yeah, because there must be a bee thing. Because you make a giant, whatever, probably a swarm, and they probably half are like,

we're out of here. We'll move on. Start our own colony. Makes sense. That's because of that. Yeah, Melfire says it. Bees are very stressful. That's why you have so many boxes.

I guess. Maybe some. I'm like easy, not easy? I don't know. I don't ever get out, but I stop and look at there's a place that I drive by that they sell the honey. Yeah. And you can see it on their side of their yard. They've got the boxes set up.

And I always slow down and just kind of stare out the window at them for a minute. I'm like, where are the bees in there now? Yeah, they are. They are. Like, I'm going to look at them. I'm always hoping that whoever's doing it is out there when I'm driving by because I will absolutely do that. Hey. Can I get out of you bees?

Bekeeper. Yeah. I don't bet they'd be thrilled to show you. Yeah. Nicholas says building a hot rod truck, throwing wrenches all day. These are supposed to be peaceful. I know that you car guys and gales. Yeah, that doesn't seem peaceful at all.

That doesn't seem peaceful to me. Nothing about any of that seems peaceful the way you guys go about the car things, where it could be the most fixed car ever, but all of a sudden you guys are covered an oil laying on the ground under the driveway. And I thought it was fine. Oh, the thing on the thing, balloon. My brain does not understand cars. I wish it did because I love cool cars,

and I love all the cool cars you guys built, and I'll watch TikToks, the guys rebuilding cars. I'll just look at the pictures. But I know nothing about it. Yep. But these are supposedly peaceful, peaceful hobbies. We have one in here, a fish tank. Now, we don't really take care of it.

Oh, no way. We have a Tom, the tank guy takes care of it. Yeah, Chris doesn't. But they say, Chris comes and takes care of it They say salt water tanks Plant tanks Reef tanks all incredibly stressful

Yeah that looks peaceful Peaceful to look at But yeah that I remember Watching my poor mom every week With just our fish tank Really? You got to take care of it

You got to bring it into the wherever You got to scoop out the fish And put them in little cool whip bowls And you got to empty out half the tank It's a lot of it was with our axolotel It's a lot. Text line says golf. I don't ever think golf looks peaceful.

No. Because that... Stressful is hell. It looks stressful to me. Nothing. It doesn't look anything peaceful. I mean, it looks kind of peaceful when, you know, like, we're out there, like when we're playing the video game and there's like the fun, nice course. And you're like, oh, look how nice.

It's peaceful, but it's... But then when we're yelling. Yeah. Surfing. Surfing looks peaceful, but it's incredibly stressful and other surfers can be aggressive and high-strong. I don't like the serving because you're out there with all the whales. Well, that's my problem is that that seems absolutely terrifying, but that's weirdly something that I wanted to do so bad.

I want to try surfing or learn to surf so bad, but I don't want to be in that water like that. No, you don't want to. Because I have been boogie boarding and such, and it might be one of the most fun things ever. You do love it. I would assume surfing is 10 times the fun. But like you said, the second you go out there,

that's where sharks are waiting to eat. I don't know why whenever we go to the beach, like I'm fine with going like 50 yards out, but any further than that, that's where the sharks are. Well, even when I... I'll go like neck deep so I can boogie board in. Even when I'm just in a lake. Yeah?

That's, I'm like, oh, God, getting too deep. It's where the sharks are. We have beekeepers texting and saying, you'd be a good beekeeper. I could see you get into it. I could too because he's very, um, I don't know what the word is. I mean, it's like,

It's OCD is what it is. But it's like, he's very meticulous. Yeah, where I would want to... If there's a task that needs to be done over and over, he would tend to the bees. Yeah, I wouldn't have a problem with it. You got to go to the bees. I got to go out to the bees. I'm going to go out of the bees.

I mean, to go out there with the bees real quick. This is another one that you want to do, and I guess it's not peaceful at all. Raising chickens. Chickens are not peaceful. They are chaotic and vicious. No, they're the smartest dumbasses you've ever met. Yeah, they're the little dinosaurs. And they're just running all over, dude.

Just a little dinosaurs. Bro. So my in-laws, I don't know the whole story. I just keep getting sent photos. We're out in the country. So like a neighbor can we, I like being able to do whatever you want on your property. That's just how I am. It's my property. Don't tell me what I can. I can. I want to have 20 ducks. So my in-laws, my in-laws one morning are like out having their coffee and there's just a bunch of chickens in their yard. They like had a whole bunch of different, like a whole, there was like a duck. Yeah. And chickens?

And they're like, huh. What are you doing? They come from a neighboring property and just kind of wandered into the yard. They just wander. What's funny is that usually, though, if you tell them a guy, go home. Got to get out of here. Okay, bye. That's what she did.

She went out there with like a broom and not like hit him, but she was like, shoot him. Like, you go. That's your. Kit, Kit, Kit, get. That's your land down there. Yep. No, no, no. Go that way.

Hobbies that look peaceful in there are not peaceful at all. You do this. You don't call it this, but you do it. Uh-oh. Rock hounding? Oh. You're just looking for cool rocks all day? Yeah.

I got a couple of my car right now. Says it's, it is peaceful, but you'll just end up with boxes and boxes of cool rocks and nowhere to really put them. Yeah. That was cool rock, bud. What are you going to do with it?

I don't know. This one I've been smoothing down. It looked a lot different when I first got it. Yeah. But now look, I've been rubbing it. That's your hand. Yeah. That's cool.

So I've been making it into like a weird little, just by just doing this with my thumb. And at least when you get in a house, you'll be able to, like, put them in a garden or something. And I did that. In Cicero, these are garden rocks. Yep, I had a bunch of rocks that looked cool around the tree

and in, like, the landscaping and stuff. Rocks are neat. A bunch of other ones, like sewing and crocheting. I never got into that, but they say sewing is great, as long as you don't tell anyone you can sew because then you'll be repairing people's clothes forever. Yeah, 100%. Yep.

No, I bet a lot of that is more stressful than you think. think, even just simple things, like stamp collecting is probably stressful. They say, like, I try to grow roses. It is not a hobby. It is a punishment. Yeah, all those things. Painting. You want every single stroke to be perfect. Right. Man, it's not.

But there's no undo button or eraser. Yep. Well, this is ruined. Yeah. What's a seemingly peaceful hobby that's not so peaceful? K-Rock text line 315, 364, 1009. Join me tonight, 7 o'clock. on Twitch. TV.

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What I love about sports seasons, I guess, I don't know what I'm saying. I don't watch sports, but I do watch, like, the Bills. Yeah. Or I'll watch like a Syracuse game. And those are on things like CBS. Yeah. And they run the promos for the shows that are on CBS. Yeah, they do.

There's got to be an audience for these shows, but they're the dumbest shows. Yeah. That I don't know how they're in like season eight. I think about it all the time when I do see these. Because usually you don't, because I'm not watching. I'm never aware of the shows that run on television anymore. Until I see them during a football game or something.

And I'm like, you're like Another SVU is out? Yeah, another cop show CBS, but okay. So this is the 9-1-1 series on ABC. Yes. Season 10.

That's crazy. And I would say it's boomers, but it's not because all you were texting that you watch it too. And it's not season 10 as in year 10. Yeah, they can do a season like, they do two seasons a year if they wanted to. Yeah.

So Cody said, have you seen the new, the trailer for the new season of 9-1-1. No. I have not. Not aware of any of that stuff. Well, let's watch it together. Because I guess they're out of ideas. Yeah, because I saw this and went, I'm like, oh, that looks like, okay for a movie. That's kind of weird of a concept. And then the name of the show popped up. And I went, oh, that's a plot that you're going to solve. Yeah. In probably like two episodes. All right. Susan says supernatural has 15 and a half seasons. Why?

Wow. That's a lot. Ben and chat says, my family is so sick in me at 4.30 on Sundays going, who watches these shows? I don't know who watches them. Do the same thing. NCIS firefighter, Wyoming or whatever it is.

Or that they know what they're doing about how they're so close, but who cares, that they can just, all right, we're doing a crossover. This one's Chicago Med and Chicago Fire and Chicago PD and this whole Wednesday night. They're all just going to mix. And none of them look cheap to,

Produced. No. Like movies. Yeah. All right. So let's watch the trailer. Okay. That we'll all enjoy the plot line this year.

Oh boy. On season 10 of 911. Hello. Over here. Hi. I'm coming to you. Tomorrow. Davey's tomorrow.

Lots of explosions, fire. Now wait for it. Wait for it. I'm trapped in a river of lava. We're going with river of lava. We're going with volcano. No, guys. What?

It's not, it melt. It's not melting the, I thought they melted every. That should be melting the tires of the vehicles. If you're not watching it, just listen, let me describe to you. Or any part of it at all. A woman just called 911 from inside of her car. She is stuck in a river of lava. This is in Los Angeles, I guess.

I think so, yeah, yeah. So a volcano? Yeah, the floor's lava. The floor is lava. Lava? Yeah, lava. Volcano, large volcano! Let's get in there.

Try not to get Pompeii. I mean, that's... We're distasteful. ...that's... ...buttend every firehouse we can without deserting the rest of L.A. But unfortunately, L.A. has no protocol for a volcano. Oh! You ever play that game, the floor is lava?

Well, the floor is lava. Okay, time we go. We cannot stop a volcano. My mom crawled through some hole underground, and I've been trying to... to call her and she's not picking up. Yeah, because it's a volcano. I see in Hulu. I like that it's just like a little volcano.

It's a tolerable lot. I live over here in L.A. It's not coming. I can see it. I don't know. I'm not worried about it coming here, though. Kyle in our chat is a professional firefighter. Kyle, you don't train for volcanoes, Kyle?

You don't rush into the. You haven't trained for volcano? For those you're just listening, let's describe what we saw there. They made a joke about. Pompey. Want me to help? Ha! Thank you.

They made a joke about Pompeii. Many people died. Try not to get Pompeii. There was a visual of a man falling backwards into lava and just disintegrating him. And it splashed. And it splashed a little bit. Well, God, sharks are flying out of the volcano. Yeah, there's going to be next shark coming out of the volcano.

They have all these people stuck in their cars and they're taking that, whatever, what is it called Kyle? Like that extension ladder that comes off the truck. Yep. And there's kind of crane game gaming people. They're going over because the lava, they've contained it. It's only going. It's only going this way. Thank God.

So now they're getting the people out of there. There was somebody trapped somewhere. I can almost guarantee there will be a mother giving birth during this season somewhere. Yeah, they got it. Or they countered it with, not as a spoiler, but they saw the dog in the baby Bjorn. So there is the moment they're going to tug at the heartstrings where a dog is probably dangerously close to being liquefied in lots. in lava. Guys,

welcome to the writing room for season 10 of 9-1-1. We've had a great, yeah. Oh, Cody, you got, you go, you have an idea already. Yeah, I've been sitting on this already. Yeah, what is it? Lava.

Lou Volcano. Lul. It's a wrap, guys. Ride it up. Whiskey Wednesday, 7 o'clock tonight. Get there. Or, or, or be so disappointed in the person

that didn't get there that you're not mad. You're just, Or shut up about it or just Or just be quiet about it real quick Do you just shut up for a second? He drinks some whiskey drinks? We'll drink a vodka drink, we'll drink a whiskey drink. You're gonna mix them all together.

Yeah, mix them all and then take that. Is that a drink that people do? What's the one that you did in college? Oh, it's like when you turn 21, the three wise men. It's like Jack, Jose and... Mm-hmm. I always forget whatever the other one. There's three, whatever three.

Just pick. And it's the most disgusting. I have vomited that shot back up probably three different times. You'd think you would have learned after the first one, but? No, you have to do it. No? When you're like friends and everyone turns 21. I didn't have to do it.

We all did when someone turned 21. I didn't have to do it. When I did, I, yeah. Yeah, Jack, Johnny, and Jim. So tonight's seven o'clock come get yourself a beverage with your boy. Let's see. Yeah, you're doing, if you're doing a whiskey drink, a vodka drink. A cider drink?

Cider drink and a lager. Dude, I've been doing a lot of. I don't usually drink ciders during the week, but a 1911 signer's been slapping. I want to go over and get one of the bombshells over at branching out bottle shop. I had a down east pumpkin cider at cricket cattle yesterday. Very nice. It was good. It wasn't as like full of cinnamon as some of those are that I've had in the past.

So I don't know. I'm going to just spend about an hour. trying to understand this story. And I can't. So I'm just going to give it to the universe and you guys work with it. Okay. As a long-time biology professor in St. Paul, Minnesota, is facing felony charges after allegedly urinating on a student's backpack.

Oh. That's assault, brother. Can't pee on someone like that. Your mind right now, because I haven't finished reading the story, Your mind is like, oh, maybe like the backpack was sitting out and the guy went over to take a leak for some reason. No, I'm picturing him walking right up in like a classroom and just leaking on a student's backpack. Not that bad. Not that bad.

But hear me out. Student left her backpack briefly in the science center last December. Okay. And returned to find it soaked in urine. Okay. Fisher was the only person nearby. they then began investigating. Apparently Fisher had developed a habit of urinating in a cup

and pouring it on things. He was linked to six different incidents on campus. He's obviously been fired. He is now facing prison time. There is a mental dis... I don't know why any of... that hat. That's not just that you're just a bad person or whatever.

That's something mental. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's something real mental. That's not just a... What? I like to pee and a cup and dump it on stuff. What?

That's messed up, man. I'm pulling pranks. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but there's nothing acceptable about that. There's something wrong in your head. Because if it's not, and you're just that... I don't, dumb?

Like, I don't know. What I do? I can't do this. That's right. That's what I mean. So it's got to be a mental thing. Oh, man. Well, it's good we got him out of that school.

Yeah, because that's just, that's a terrible, terrible person to do that. That's wild. Right now we will hand the radio side off to your 90s at 9 with some Beastie Boys. We'll be doing a little golf in our gaming stream. Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. Um, and then back tonight's 7 o'clock for a whiskey show. I'll drink. You'll drink.

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