The Show - FUJI GOLD WIDOW OG

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

We’ve got some rain! Cody had a great time at The Taste of East Syracuse. Why are there so many apple strains?! Plus, it’s Day 1 of The Great New York State Fair. Shout out to all the recent college media grads getting the worst assignments ever.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Morning you, dummies. Happy Wednesday. Happy rainy Wednesday. We needed it. The grass needed it. Really did. Yeah, we were in pretty severe drought situations, I think, around CNY. So, that was rough. That was rough.

I will tell you, if you're driving the highway speeds today, be careful. A lot of standing water, man. A lot. I could have hydroplained a few different times on the way in. And that's one of the dangers, especially on 690 usually. And now that they've added all this BS traffic stuff, it's made it even worse. Yeah, be careful, man. I hit a couple of the quick boys. And then your, like your body turns cold because you're like, all right, probably almost died there. Let's keep going.

See, the ones on 690 don't bother me. You're just going to hit that guard, that like center thing. and it's just going to do damage. It's going to be more annoying. But it's still scary. It's still like, oh. Or there's a truck getting on over here, and then this car's trying to get on over here,

and you're like, oh, God. That's what I noticed a couple times with the Quick Boys where they're like, I can go 100, and then they almost run into the back of a semi, and then almost run into the construction stuff, because it's like you don't need to go 80 right now. There's two lanes. Treat it like a little snow.

Trade it like snow. Give yourself some extra time today. Well, I can just guarantee. you guy in red truck or guy in tiny red whip around car this morning. Yeah. I did see you almost running to the back of that truck. And that would have been bad for you. Guess what?

I know for a fact that wasn't the mayor. So your job ain't important. Your job is not that important. And even the mayor could probably take some time and be just like, I'll be in it a little late. But you know what I mean? No, like it's just the most important job I can think of. If you're charged of to say one of your cities.

Right? Or if, yeah, like, is Michael Jordan coming in for emergency surgery? Are you heading in for a live animal birth of the fair? Do you got to get there right now? Oh, well, in that case, no mind. Then yes, please get there. Speaking of mayor, how was last night? How was the taste of the village of East Syracuse?

That was nice. That was fun. I put some photos up. Your mom sent me some picks I put on the K-Rock page. There was a bunch of little things going on for the village. It would be nice to see that grow a little bit because there's a lot of people that come out. Right behind, like, where, like, the fighters. air houses and like the village hall type area of Syracuse.

It's like right over the bridge to the left. So you went and you ate some food and then you had to give your opinions on it? Yeah, they have, every year they do a couple places, come out and have a couple little treats for you to get. And then the main attraction is the mayor at the time versus a Wagman chef. They do a cook-off. And then it's always the mayor. It's always the mayor.

Did the mayor win last night? Yes. Awesome. Which is funny because I didn't know it last year, and I'm glad I was sitting where I was because I figured it out. And I didn't know that the DeWitt Police Chief that was sitting next to me yesterday, it was his first time. Okay. Well, we were eating. He started to kind of have the conundrum I was having a couple years ago when I did it.

It was like, I don't know. And I was like, if it helps. It's basically rigged. Yeah, it's basically rigged. He goes, oh, thank God. He goes, oh, that makes us a lot easier. I know. I don't think I'd be able to do this for real, for real.

But it is for real, like a competition. They do go hard, like making you something for almost an hour. It was really good. I saw that you were rubbing elbows with some media personalities. Christy Cassiano was there. I saw Iris from Bridge Street was there. They were both there, a bunch of, you know. Town people.

Town bigwigs were there. A lot of, there's this lady. Her name's Betty Buck. All right, Betty Buck. She's like the Syracuse, like, mascot. mayor if you will she's like a hundred probably she's in every one of these things we had we had we had of the table yeah yep we have a bench for kathy lee now in phoenix she was great yep but i know you're talking about so it's fun to see that lady because i remember her growing up being at like

parks and rack things yeah so every town's got to have their what betty buck is her name or our kathy lee or we have we have the dicks family up in phoenix who's just like knows everything about everything and the town's history and all that stuff. It's fun to see that, because all the people that like that little, that village, because that's where I grew up forever and ever. We have pride in our hometown.

You gotta love it. So that was fun. Yes. What was your favorite food? Do you remember? Honestly, the mayor made these, uh, uh,

phagitis. Okay. One was a steak and one was a chicken. The chicken one was very good. Top notch. They were all, everything was really, really good.

Yeah. But the, the mayor's chicken was what put it over the top for me. No seafood. I know you're worried about the seafood. No, no, thank God. We were joking, like, is it going to be the all seafood year? Well, he said it. The MC guy said it. And he was like, we made that mistake one year.

We're not. Because I can see where they would do like a grilled salmon or something. Because most people would do that. And if honestly, if it was there, I would have taken a bite of each. Yeah. I would have taken a bite of each. Yeah, my wife on our vacation ate like a cup fish. a couple times and it didn't look terrible.

There was like a tilapia at some point. I don't like the smell and the taste. Me either, but I didn't look terrible. Yeah. Your mother would send me some photos. I was trying very hard. Different because I, as baby mouths, I shut it off for that.

So I was trying all the things because I'm not going to be like, can you make me a special plate where nothing is touching and I can come up and watch you do every single thing so I'm not freaked out when I take bites. And you and I try to respect. the chefs. I recognize that you put thought into this recipe. I'm not going to be like, can you take away this, this, this, and this because I don't like them? Yeah, can you just do meat in mine? I'll eat them. I'll try it. Well, good. That looked fun, man. Thanks for doing that.

It was wrapping the show in the village of East Syracuse. Yeah, I was telling chat that I think that this is kind of a trend. It just rains on the first day of the fair these last few years. You get out there. You don't mind. What? You get run on the ground. get right in there. There's going to be nobody there. Do a whole run. But then I think it's just going to be clear for a while here. We're watching the news. They're doing that Dubai chocolate stuff.

I think tomorrow is maybe okay, a couple random. But while we're there, bro... Yeah, bud. Is my voice cracks? Friday, dude, we're good. Friday's going to be clutch. We will be there from five to seven over at Ashley Lynn Wine Slushies. We are at the K-Rock booth.

So it's their K-Rock wrap trailer. Katie at the Megadass asked me, do you guys need flags or anything? And I go, I don't think so. The whole trailer says K. Rock. I think we're good. That's what I said. But it's right inside the colonnades,

which I didn't know what that means, but that's where it is. It's across from Shabby Court where all the big columns are. That's right in there. We'll be there five to seven. Honestly, if you were at K. Rockathon and you saw them,

you can find him at this. You can find him at this. It's a giant K. Rock logo all over the trailer. Almost the same place, but just go like this little. And then Saturday, I'll be over at the lock one booth from four to ten selling booze if you want to come get a sample if you're out there Saturday nights you know where to find your boy I got

to get you the exact location but right up against the fence last year I'll find out where we are this oh yeah yeah you'd be somewhere different I would imagine no that I got to ask Nate where they put the booth I'm assuming it's the same spot but I'll get you the exact location day one baby day one on the great New York State Fair George Clinton and the P-Funk all stars down there today? Everything will be... We got the funk.

Long gone by... It'll be 60 still, so, you know, dress appropriately, but there'll be no rain by the time he's on stage. That'll be cool. You'll be fine. It's only going to be here in the Syracuse area for like another hour or two. They said on the news, maybe 9 o'clock and it's moving east. So those of you, like Lottie says out in

the Cooperstown area, you are going to get it for a while here, but... Yeah, you'll be good. You'll be cleared out, guys. Don't worry about it. Big Daywana. You are a great New York State Fair. I downloaded that app. Yeah, I was going to get that. Tell me how that is. New York State Fair app.

Let's see the loading time first. Okay. Fairgrounds are the fair. I probably should click the Fair one. All right. There's a bunch of things on here. I haven't gone in there yet. Can you jump real quick to Friday and see who's playing Friday? For the Chevy series or let's see. Either one, because I want to see who's there the night that we're there

for Ashley Lynn. Who's going to be? Oh, that's a good idea. Lily Rose. No, we won't be there. Neon Trees. Okay, that's a good band. And Jesse Murph. I don't know who that is, but all right, good. And a Lady Gaga tribute.

But Jesse Murf. Don't know her. Don't know her, but she's pretty. Is she a country star? 19-year-old powerhouse vocalist and songwriter will light up Suburban Park at 8. Wow. Her day. It sounds like what you just said, because the song, the album, That Ain't No Man.

It's the devil. Yeah, that's a country artist. So she'll do well over there. Yeah, yeah. Oh, absolutely. If she's any type of country at all, oh, she's been out with, oh, she did a song with Teddy Swims.

She went out with that co-wetzel guy. So, oh, and she did a thing with jelly roll. So there you go. Get out there and see the next thing. Get out there and see the next. Oh, your own favorites. There it is. Back to the beginning.

Whiskey Wednesday tonight. 8 o'clock on Twee. Let's get ourselves on to drink. Whiskey Wednesday, presented by Liquor Wine and Moonshine State Fair Boulevard, the closest liquor store to the New York State Fairgrounds. Use that information however you like. Right, while you're sitting in traffic. Have the passenger princess hop out.

Yeah, whenever it rains, I have Hillary Duff in my brain. I always have Hillary Duff in my brain. That's a normal thing. That's a normal thing of 44-year-old man. And says, when it rains, I have Hillary Duff in my brains. It's all the time, her and her sister. Well, I don't know what Miaswega County this story is, but a school district in Indiana had to close school on the fifth day. Because someone stole the catalytic converters off the school buses.

Oh, come on, guys. Oh, that sucks. That's rough. That's, uh, I mean. I don't know, I don't know anything about those things. Are they bigger on buses so they get more money from them? Maybe they do. Because then that dude had a heist.

A school district Indiana was forced to close after catalytic converters were stolen from their buses. Michigan City area schools discovered the vandalism yesterday with about 20 buses affected. But then that goes to what we were talking about, or what we've talked about all the time with stuff like that. All right, cool. You stole 20 catalytic converters off the school buses. There's somebody giving them money for them.

That's why they do it. Like, where do you go? I mean, if someone just be like, yeah, don't know about that. I don't know how like the, like, I guess the chain of catalytic converters would go because at some point that's going to be maybe not documented, but I would think if I went and stole a catalytic converter

and I sold it, I got to sell it to somebody shady. I sell to the shady guy. Yeah. Then the shady guy's got to sell that metal or whatever, the components to somebody, right? Do they just take stuff to like scrapyards? And scrapyards are like, we don't care.

It's metal. We're not asking questions. I don't know because a lot of scrapyards can't, they can't F with catalytic converters because it's stolen so much. Stuff like that. Same with like copper tubing, like a lot of new houses get their copper tubing ripped out by crackheads. They say about 20s.

20 buses were affected. The district had to switch to in person, from in person to online. Oh, screw that. Hell no, man. You can't punish kids because somebody did a thing. At the last second, be like, nope, got to hop online all day. All right, well, don't have the capabilities right now or you have whatever reason. You know what I mean?

Or just, no, can't stay home. Parents work. School officials are working closely with local police to investigate the incident, which occurred during the district's fifth day of school, they acknowledged the sudden change is disruptive, and they would keep families updated. Lame. I don't know.

I mean, I've never stolen a catalytic converter. But how quick can you get one of those off a school bus? Do they just cut it off? I got news for you, bud. Yeah? I don't even know what it is. Yeah. I know what it is.

It's part of the exhaust system. It's like part of the exhaust system. Okay, okay. Part of the, I'm going to sound so dumb. I really don't know either. If I had a venture a gas, I might be able to come up with something because it looks like the part that's underneath that, you know, when you get a hole in your muffler, you put a tin can over type deal.

So you just take all that off. Is that all of your catalytic converters? Well, it came along to, all right, let me just read a description because now we just are going to be pissing off so many people. I like that. It's even better. Catalytic converters, advice installed in the exhaust system of vehicles. its primary function is to reduce harmful emissions

by converting toxic pollutants like carbon dioxide, hydrocarbons, and nitrogen oxides into less poisonous things. Well, then get these kids to school, a bunch of hippies, worried about it. Sorry that a day your air quality is going to be a little tainted. Textline says I work on bus exhaust. That's going to go for about two to five grand apiece.

Oh, man. All right. I hope you join me tonight on Twitch at 8 o'clock for a little whiskey. Wednesday haven't had one of those in a little beer. Right. It's getting herself something to drink. Thanks to our friends over at Liquor Wine and Moonshine, State Fair Boulevard. Do you want to buy some booze?

Look at your Braves coming back last night. Yeah, they're trying to turn things around here late in the season, man. I don't know if it's too late, but it might be. They were down, what, 10-1 at some? point? 10, close that. That was 10, 4, 10, 5, something right there. They were down six at one point.

And then this. Ozzie, line drive, and it gets down, left center field. And then one of the best names in all the baseball. Coming up in Nacho Alvarez. Yeah. A lot of piece of hitting here by Ozzy. I like these guys. He's a little guy, too, like me.

Nice. A little fellow. Shark Kings. Oh, whoa, well, that. Yeah, stay through it. And then this. Bouncer, that will Oh, what just happened?

Oh! Save! At first. And another run comes home, it's 10 to 9. Wow, dude. Ozzy stopped in his tracks. Kind of like the Matrix. That's smart move.

There's Nacho. You think I can get past him when you realize he can. I mean, he had to hit the ground and good hustle by Nacho. Good hustle by Nacho. 10 to 9. And then we get this up.

Baldwin line drive. Gets down. Was this in Atlanta? Yeah, right? Yep. Yeah. Guys, another clutch hit to add to his rookie of the year resume. Yeah, he's really good, Drake Baldwin.

The guys talking about yesterday when we were playing. Yeah. White Sox, blowing a lead. On the side. You almost wonder if he was thinking earlier with his wrist when he extended. The frustration. That was it, 11-10. Man on.

They said it during the game yesterday when we were playing. I didn't know this. It's a weird fact. They had a guy, I don't remember his name, some weird old time he saw their name that sounds funny, laid the first brick at Truest Park, which is where the Braves are. I heard that, yep. And then they said that it was interesting because the guy that did that was the first guy to lay the first brick for Turner Field and the old Fulton County Stadium. Like that's, so like he's 100?

That's what I was going to say. Like, how old is this guy? Yeah. That's pretty neat, but it's baseball season is heating up, man. Who's doing the best, I guess? Who's in first place? I don't see. I can go to the standings, but like the Brewers were, as of this weekend,

were on a 13-game win streak. They were killing it. The Yankees yesterday hit nine home runs. Did I see yesterday that they're toying with redrawing the divisions? So, like, there would be a Yankees, Phillies, Mets, Red Sox division? Really? Yeah. I don't know what the decisions are, but that's what they had mapped out.

I'm sure I'd be a little grumpy with losing some division or, yeah, some division rivalries with like, say like Dallas and the Giants, Dallas and the Eagles, Braves and Mets and stuff like that. But I think that would be cool. They should realign everything. Why not? That would, I don't know if I would be against that the way they do with like what they're going to do with college football. Yeah. Very soon.

So who's leading in the standings? But Yankees are charging. They're only five back of the Blue Jays, but they start a series with the Red Sox soon, where now that the baseball season kind of matters a little more, something like that will be fun because they're both kind of right there, Yankees and Red Sox. And that's fun.

When they're both good, that's good. But then there's weird, like the Tigers and Royals are both good right now. And then if Astros are boy Bender. He's a Mariners fan, the only one I know of. And they're right there. Braves, they're charging. They're trying, but they're still, after they won like six or seven games in a row

they're still 16 games out of first place the Phillies are are really good but the Brewers man the worst team is the worst team the White Sox with only 45 wins no the Rockies are 36 Rockies and the White Sox are not good this year Not good teams, right?

Yeah Rockies, White Sox athletics are surprisingly a lot better but this is when the year gets fun that's why I wish they would, baseball wouldn't burn themselves out in a lot of people's minds, you know, in April and May and June. Katie says it's to, they want to redraw it to expand the league by two teams. Who else is going to get teams? Oh, they want them. Oh, I think that like Nashville has been talked about to get a team or something, maybe,

and then Montreal maybe. But I think they should probably move Tampa somewhere. I don't know what they're doing. Why they're not doing well down there? They don't sell tickets. That's the ones that they're hurricane through their stadium. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's interesting to see what they're going to do.

But if they're just doing that to squeeze in two teams, then eh. Portland and Nashville. Yeah, Jarvis bring back the Expos, buddy. Timmy Raines, baby. As much as I'm a Braves fan, Expos would have won the World Series that year that the strike was shortened for sure. Cool, man. Cool. Lots to keep an eye on.

Their outfits and logos, cool. Very cool. Be careful driving to your job today, though, because like we said earlier, it's, uh, it's, it's, damp. Yeah. A lot of standing water on the highways, at least on 690 coming in this morning, so please be careful. Are those barriers on spots on your way back, too? I don't remember. Everything in Central New York right now is just barriers and cones to me, so I don't really know specifically what you're asking, but I'll say yes. But you know what I mean? Like when they, like the road on your way in is usually three lanes, and now it's two, and they're going to put those

big concrete things. There's a couple of those. Because that's what's causing the issues, man. down the sides of 690 headed from here to like East Syracuse and stuff and, you know, in and out of the city. That makes, I'm not a nervous driver. That makes me nervous when we're going to get into some more of this weather. Like, I don't remember it last year.

Was this like this in the winter? Do they have all these concrete barriers that are going to trap in all of our snow that when we have plows, it's going to almost do nothing? Or is it going to build up on the sides and then we're F? I'm going to, give them the benefit of that out and hope they have a planned accordingly for the snow we get around here. There's not a chance.

And I know the people that do it plan very well and all that and not shots at them or anything, but there's just no way. How do you plan for that? There's just so many barriers out right now. And I was saying it might, it's not even the fault of the people that have to probably plan how they're going to plow the roads. It's that the barriers are there and they're like, well, let's put some more up on the other side just to make it even more confusing for you guys. Yeah. Be careful this morning.

Give yourself some time. Treat it like snow. Because basically, Syracuse area, the rain has stopped. Mohawk Valley, you're getting some, though, and you're going to get some for a while. Yeah, that hydroplane and stuff, man, is no joke. You hit that. You're screwed. Be very careful.

Of course, 315, 365, 1009 K. K Rock Tech sign. Texas, when you're safely at your destination, not in your car. Can I get you maybe even three of these coming from a space to teach you what the pre of these? She can't stop the spirits when they need you. Okay. This life is more than just to be through.

All right. Thank you. Chili Piper's. Oh. Are you at the fair? Are they really? Mm-hmm. That is true.

Cool. Good morning. This is K. Rock. Happy Wednesday. Hey, don't forget. We will be out at the Great New York State Fair this Friday. Oh, what time I forget. Five to seven.

We will be at the Ashley Lynn Wine Slushy booth, the K-Rock booth. It is wrapped in all the K-Rock logos. Of course, you can come home. Remember get yourself something to drink. They got a whole, I should really print out their whole rundown of shakes because Lindsay told me all of it and I want to make sure I have those in front of me. But the K Rock Fish Bowl is there. Yeah, the thing is just neat. I like to look at it.

Plus they got, what did they call? What did she call it? The peanut butter. Peanut buzzer. Peanut buzzer. Yeah. That's funny. That'll have my whiskey in it, of course, over there.

They got another one with Lock One's butterscotch whiskey in it. So we will be there five to seven, but of course they'll be there all New York State Fair Long. They have two locations, the one we will be at. is the one, like Cody said, if you knew where they were at the reboot, just kind of like, a little bit over. It's like right there. Turn your body. It's a cross from Chevy Court in the colonnades.

All right. The colonies. I had a random question pop bit in my head and I think I found an answer. I was asking Cody and our chat. Yeah, a word. Do you think that Harry and Marv are still in jail? Because I was thinking, you know, that movie came out 20-something years ago. I don't know when the more, was it more of the 30 years ago?

Home Alone? It was like 1990. I think you're right. It was 30 years ago. I was like six. Yeah, it was like. When did Home Alone lost in New York come out? No, I don't want to call.

No, I don't know who that is. No. Do it. Just one of my son's friends' dads. That would have been an awkward call. That's hilarious. No, so okay, 90, whatever. 30-something years ago.

Yeah, it was at least 30. So I found a lawyer who posted online. Harry and Marv would go to jail at the end of you know Home Alone lost in New York 92 all right

so a lot so 33 years ago the length of their sentence is up for debate how because the newspaper article that confirms their escape didn't say how long their original sentence was

yes but it was long enough apparently that they felt a need to escape but they really had only been there like not even a year right well that's but Boys, it's so much. They're like, I ain't doing 20 years.

Let's get out of here. Yeah, they're like, no, I'm not waiting anymore to do 30 years or whatever hell. So, since the both of them were wanted in Illinois for escaping, it is possible they may have to complete time behind bars in New York before returning to Illinois to complete that sentence from their first movie. The only question is how long would their sentences be? In the state of New York, they would be found guilty of stalking. burglary, firearm possession.

Did he have a gun? Didn't he show a gun at one point? Yes. Yes. All right. And attempted murder. Yeah. But he did try to kill, Kevin.

They were trying to kill a kid for several hours. That could get them 22 years imprisonment. In Illinois, their charges would be stalking, burglary, and attempted torture. Oh, my God. To which they'd be sentenced about 17 years. That would place Harry and Marve. sentence at about 39 years, meaning they'd be released around 2013-1-32. So we got a few years.

We got a few years. We got a few years. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Interesting, though. It also doesn't take into account the fact that both had to spend possibly two to three months in the hospital because of how much damage Kevin's did to them. Yeah.

They did have a lot of severe burns on their body. And then there's the case of then do they sue the, uh, whatever. I don't remember the last name, slip in my mind, but do they sue Kevin's family for all of those injuries and such that occurred at their house on their property? Yeah. Your son inflicted wounds upon me. You killed a guy. Well, you wanted to. You were trying to burn us a lot.

He burned me. He shot me with a BB gun. You hit us in the face with paint cans. Yeah. So, I mean, I'll see you in court. I'll see you in court. McAllister. Yeah, the McAllister's, that's all.

Yeah. I mean, you McCallel. 315, 36, 4, 1009. Speaking of that KRAC text line, if you want to see Hardy. Now, I apologize to Stephen Douglas Wolfe, who is a local artist, phenomenal artist. You can see his stuff at Scotty Pippinspinus.com. He's not performing with Hardy. Apparently, I sat on the air, go see Stephen Douglas Wolf at the Hardy Show.

No, it's Stephen Wilson Jr. that I meant to say. Oh, that's the guy. Oh, the guy, yeah, okay. Gotcha, gotcha, got you. Local guy, great dude, very talented. He's not going to be at the Hardy Show. Stephen Wilson Jr. Who you want to see, isn't it, right?

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That answer is yes. I don't know the point of what this guy is doing. I saw him. I saw him. I must have seen him on Reddit a few weeks ago. But now, like, national stories are picking them up. It's this guy John Stockwell, who's been buying and returning anvils on Amazon. Did you see this guy?

I heard that headline somewhere, I saw it, but I didn't do any deep dives. It was like a month ago that I saw this. Yeah, I don't get what's going on. How is he making, is it like he's making money off this or just being a dick? No, he's just doing it to be a dick. Oh. Just And here's the thing

I just keep returning them And I'm gonna keep doing that Until somebody does something about it Does something about what You being a A word The an avills cost $225 And with his prime account

He gets free shipping So he orders it It gets shipped to him And then he just returns it and it gets shipped back. The only person you're punishing is a poor Amazon driver. Amazon, driver, Amazon warehouse workers. You showed them.

He shows his Amazon order page, scrolls down to show 10 Anvil orders. If it was because of a reason, I don't know what would justify it. But at least it would be like, oh, he's doing it as something to get back. Amazon for blah, blah, blah. But even if you did that and justified, well, it's a protest for whatever reason against Amazon, he's not hurting Amazon.

He's giving Amazon business. Even if you return it, you're still getting them all the clicks and orders and everything. You're only hurting those couple people that have to handle your stupid anvil. 110 Mount Anvil over and over again. Yeah. Some commenters have been criticizing him.

Who is with him? I don't know. He even says it. It'd be a funny prank if it was like, I don't know, a 30 pound something. But honestly, people don't understand how heavy things are when you say stuff like that. 110 pounds is extremely heavy. It's heavier than you think.

Like, I used to have people like at, like the grocery store or stuff. And then if, you know, they would pick on me or whatever. Right. Or, okay, cool. Go grab me that two K, two, two, whole cases of the butter. There's 30 in each. It's a pound in each.

So bring me that 60 pounds of butter. And they're like, okay, fine. And they pick up one case and they're like, oh, man, even 30 pounds. And I'm like, yeah, it's a little different than you think. Dude, the biggest bag. weights aren't light. The biggest bag of dog food you buy is like 25 pounds. Now imagine four of those.

Right? That's an anvil. Yeah. That's not doing anything to Amazon. Amazon, spoiler alert, is more like a, it's just kind of like a computer. Yeah. You clicking on things ain't sticking it to the internet. It's out in the sky.

I return. Ha, ha, ha, you didn't really get that Anvil business. I returned it. Pat Lucas has a good point. He's actually purchasing and returning the band Anvil, who played at the song and dance. Oh. So they show up and he goes, no, no, no, no, never mind. And then Spence sends it back.

I thought it was one of the guys from Slipknot couldn't make up their mind on their new instrument. Gotcha. No, Susan doesn't know what an anvil is, and it, for those you that don't know. Honestly, I know what it is, but I don't know what it is either. It's like, think of a Wiley Coyote cartoon where, like, drops out of the sky or whatever. Yeah. Big. But what?

It's meant to form metal or, like, form, like, horseshoes and stuff. Oh. Because it's got all the different angles on it. Okay. So you can tap, like, if you want a rounded edge, you can use the rounded part. If you want to square, you can do that. But I was going to say, I have no clue. They're for metal forming and, I think, horseshoes, I don't know.

I don't own an an anvil. I was today years old when I knew. I just bought an animal. I think this is an appropriate song for this guy, though. I only knew it from Acby. Yeah, exactly. But yes. American idiot, Tara.

Happy Day 1 of the great New York State Fair. Special shout-out, if I may, to all the recent college graduates who just got their first jobs at whatever local TV station, they got their first on-air job at, and what their next 10 days or 20 days is going to be like I already saw it last night it's always like the cute young new reporter

I'm here at the rides talking to the roller coaster assembly man that they are still somehow brainwashing these kids into signing those absurd contracts that nobody talks about what the news makes you do? The news makes you, they pretend like you're an athlete or they're like yeah guess we know that you want to have a job

in the news industry, but we think it's a lot more important than it really is. So guess what? You have to sign this contract for like three or four years for like 20 grand. Oh, they do lock you in. They lock you in and then you're screwed. And then they wonder why there's all the turnover or the way that the industries are working because they do stuff like that.

So I honor the young ins, the new media biz. I am here at the potato booth where we will discuss the topic. Right, but don't worry, you go do that and then someday you can go from this market to a market like Kansas City. Yeah, you could. You could keep moving up. You could work in Idaho. I'm down here with the bathroom attendant at the Great New York State Fair because you do run out of things to go talk about. And eventually what they do to them is they stick them there at when we're here at six in the morning when nobody's doing anything and it's pitch dark. And they're like, yes, we're live from the fair.

and then they make the four vendors that are there for 15 hours a day, get up and bring them food at 6.30 in the morning. Oh, man, what a stretch for the media people work in the fair. It is always a, it's always a very special time of the year over there at the New York State. I remember when we used to have to be there every single day for stuff. I'm here at the hot tub talking to Dave, the hot tub guy, Dave. Yep. Tell me about the tubs.

Well, we got multiple tubs. We've got this tub. And they took Chubby Chacker away from the news, so that kills three days of coverage right there. They got nothing. They got nothing. They had to put, I don't know the other girl's name, but Lisa Spitz and the other girl on site today. At the dinosaur exhibit. Because there's no chubby chackard.

They're like, we got ours to fill. We got a chubby. Go in that building with stuff in it. What are we supposed to be doing now? They're like, they're just walking around. You want to come on the news? Please. That's really suffering this year as though.

those first couple of days of the news. Yeah. Chubby ain't doing his rounds this year. Nope. Nope. Chubby ain't doing it. He'd be on every station. Also, what is with him and his bad boy thing?

Like, he had all this time to get into the rock and roll hall of fame. And he specifically demanded his manager book him during the rock and roll hall of fame. And he told the rock and roll hall of fame, I will not be at the induction ceremonies. I will be with the people. that has supported me forever. Like, so now you're, you're angry? No, I think I don't. Chubby, you all right, bud?

I think Chubby's a man of the people and he wants to be with the people. But also, Chubby, go get your flowers, man. That's us, that's people trying to celebrate you. We're trying to get you like a big moment in the sun. And if you're mad that you did get in earlier, well, you only did the stupidest song that's ever come out, and then the reboot of it's the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's just saying to do a thing. Yeah. What that's that? But you do you, Chobby, you... Susan says, yeah, because he should have been inducted a long time ago, so now he is mad. He's mad. Be mad, but like, then say something at your speech. Or just say, then you know what?

I'd rather not be inducted, thanks. Thank you. Too little too late. But... Instead, he's going to be at like an eerie county fairgrounds instead of getting his flowers, man. Right, can manage his poor manager sitting around getting that phone call being like, He's like, bro, it's the Rockin' Hall of Fame. I don't care.

I want to be. I want to be with the people. But his manager is like probably managing other people, so he's like at a dinner or something. Yeah. What? Hold on. Yeah, Chubby, what's up, bud?

Yeah. What? Hold on, yeah, it's Chubby Checker. It's Chubby Chegger. Yes, I said, yes, Chubby Checker, yes. The Twist guy. Well, you don't, all right. You know what I mean?

He's taking that phone call of Chubby, angry. Mm-hmm. I want you to book me where the people respect me. I want to play. And he's like, I don't know. I don't know if there's, you said, I don't think there's county fairs. All right now.

Is he going to be in Ohio? Or he doesn't care where he is? I don't know. The thing I read was that he just told his manager to book me a show that's not there. I mean, respect to chubby for having a protest show, I guess. Right. Or that, like, put it just out on the street. Like, are you in that high demand where you can, like, you can dictate?

Like, is, I don't know. like Chubby's manager calling up like the landmark being like, hey, hey. Yeah, I'm going to say something here. You want Chubby Checker? I'm going to say something here. And this is, I know Chubby's probably listening. He's a big fan. He's a big form of Chubby Chats.

He's playing him with Chubby Chucky. That's funny. I'm going to say this with love for Chubby Checker. Yeah. No one has ever purchased a ticket in the last 50 years to see Chubby Checker. Yeah. Chubby's just been at a thing that they're already at. Yes.

That's the relationship now. I mean, I'm sure there's definitely the old people that are like, we're going to go to the fair. Because he's there. But it's not like, oh, landmark theater, 8 o'clock, Chubby Checker, no one would go to that. Yeah, he's not on any marquees. Unless he is.

Maybe I'm wrong. But I assume that Chubby's hustle now, he's an icon. He's now all rock and roll hall of famer. But he's got to be at the thing that's already happening. Hence, state fairs and festivals and stuff like that. You ain't going to Sharkies on a Wednesday with a chubby checker ticket. As soon as you go to his website, the first thing it says is chubby checker celebrating 60 years of the twist.

The number one song of all time. Is it? Hold on. What is the number one song of all time? I'm going to say the F word if it's the twist. just so you know. There's no way. It's the twist.

All right, the twist is number two. Oh, wow. It is number two. All right. That's my bad then. I'll even give them credit for being number two. That's on me. Our apologies.

That's on me, chubby. But it was surpassed by the weekend's blinding lights. Wow, really? Which was number. So, okay, hold on it. That's pretty interesting. So it was number one for a while. There's nobody's updating this website.

Dude, what? And what are you going to do? Who besides us is going to fact check chubby checker? There's no one that's going on. I'm being like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Number one is blinding the lights. Number two is the twist by Chubby. Unreal.

Number three is smooth by Rob Thomas. Yeah, that makes sense. Number four is Mac the Knife by Bobby Darren. Okay, yep. Number five, Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, dude. I can't find any of his, no tour dates, nothing. So I don't know when he's supposed to be playing that vaunted opposite of rock and roll Hall of Fame. I wonder if Chubby called the weekend after the weekend took away his number one. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'll see you face to face.

I'm going to twist a knife in your back. You know that? This is a very deep weekend cup, but he had that photo. I don't know if it was an album cover of everybody, but he was all beat up and bloody and stuff. He took it right after. He took the number one. Once I was soon as Chubby heard that he beat him. Beat his ass.

But I wish like the whole spaceship came down. Like those old P-Funk shows. I can't believe he's still doing this. Another great point. I'm baffled. Every time I see that he's playing a show somewhere, every time I go, he didn't die 10 years ago? Nah, he's still with us.

Probably in town right now. He's like, hell no, I'm dead. I'm funky. Someone tell gutter that George Clinton is here. You don't wear the shirt of the band you're going to see. See, I'm in a disagreement with that. I do. I'm in a big disagreement with that.

I do. And I will be buying an Oasis shirt. Oh, 100%. I'll even buy a bootleg one in the parking lot to take off my shirt in the parking lot to put that one on the parking lot to wear inside. And then buy one's inside. Set a photo of our oldest Dakota over vacation. Stryo Oasis, man.

I looked at them. Did they even know it? No, I don't know Oasis is. That's even better that they don't know they look like. But we all got ready in the hotel and I looked over at him and literally the Adidas, like the Adidas striped, t-shirt and the Oasis glasses. I love that those are coming back. Those are coming back. Those were so cool, man.

And the messy hair. I was like, I was like, ah. Does that? How you want a Baca? He's going to have a lasagna. Biblico, mate. Biblical mate. No one's going to want to talk to us on Tuesday.

Dude. We're going to be so freaking annoying. Even more so. Boss lady said, when are you guys going to see Oasis? When you go the day before Labor Day? She's like, oh, that'll be good because then you'll have Monday off and, you know, you'd be tired or whatever. And Cody is right. It's going to spill into Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

Oh, it's going to be. I'm just so noxious. The outfit. Yeah, dude. The Oasis zone. But again, it seems like we're the only two people in Central New York going to this Oasis show. Nobody listening to us is going.

Someone in the chat somewhere said that they were going. I don't remember where it was or where I saw it. Who he bought tickets and then sold him. He's the only other person I know. Oh, Jarvis is going. All right. All right, Jarvis is going. Inc's going.

All right. So then I'm just shocked that of all of us. Right? Maybe they're right. Maybe we're the only ones in like Oasis up here. It's going to be a lot of people spilling over from that area, though. It is New York City, Jersey area. It's going to be a lot of spillover from that.

And it's, that's some of my, well, it's going to be different people, because I've been down to MetLife in that area, about four, three or four times for Giants games. And those crowds are extremely fun. So I'm excited for just to see them. And they're all very nice. They're crazy. but they're at least fun.

We're going to be great. I'm looking forward to it. Oh my God, I can't. I try not to think about it because it's been one of those things where it builds up, and it's better now that we're almost there, but it builds up the anxiety of like,

that's six months. All right. Don't think about it. Like when you're a kid and it's like Christmas. Yep, it's like February and you're like, all right, so Christmas, I can't even think about the fact that Santa's not coming for like 10 months. But we're going to see Oasis,

in a week and a half. Which is a lot better now, but it's still, I don't think about it because it's like, it's not yet. It's not yet. Like in 10 days. In 10 days, we're going to see what a lot of. Yeah. Yep.

You. Anyways, the FDA is warning consumers to, uh, I guess the great value shrimp. Oh, no. And Walmart. Oh, no. Is radioactive? Oh, uh-oh. But it's not, like, here's what the article says.

The FDA is warning consumers not to eat certain great value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible. And I, when I say I failed chemistry, like, I shouldn't have even been in that room. I was so dumb with chemistry. No, yeah, no, I couldn't. So I'll do my best to pronounce this. Seism 137. Yo, it's got that in it? Yo, don't even handle that without gloves.

Like, I'm somebody who had, I Spanish made more sense to my brain than chemistry. I didn't understand it. I didn't get that. Samezy. Shout out Mr. Stribe. Great teacher. Yep. Great educator.

Got her kisser. Great kisser. I kid Mr. Stribe. But, no, I don't, I don't dabble in that game, so I'm good with them shrimps. Testing on the shrimp from the Indonesian distributor, BMS Foods. It tested positive. Now, they say no contaminated shrimp has entered the food supply, like they caught it early enough, I guess,

but the FDA is recommending just a total recall. Although that's not good. That's bad. That'd be bad for my shrimp business. Consumers are advised to discard any matching Rothrozen trip purchased at Walmart. Now I feel bad. I don't ever say I feel bad for Walmart workers, but now I feel bad for Walmart customer service workers. because you're going to have all sorts of gross people bringing you shrimps

that they partially eat in, and they're going to have thawing shrimp sitting behind you for at least a little while. Bro, as somebody who spends a lot of time at his Grammy Walmart, and you're a fellow who worked in the grocery business, you know it ain't stopping at shrimp. No, no, no, no, no. This is a bag of chicken, I heard I got to bring it back. No, it's just the frozen shrimp.

Yep. Well, I ate half of them. And honestly, a lot of times we would have to do it. Sure. All right, here you go. That one might, we might be able to get away. it would be like, no, we can't, if you have your receipt, we can return it for whatever reason.

But what used to be crazy as F is that they'd be like, no, I don't have my receipt, but I have my price chopper card or whatever. And then what you could do is you have to go into the computer, buy their card, find the date they're talking about, open it. Now you have the receipt. Then you can click print, and now you can go through the whole process. That's a whole afternoon? It's a lot of work to return.

stuff that people are going to make Walmart's probably different because there's no Walmart card, but they're still going to get, like you said, talapia. I drank half this bottle of Pepsi, but here's my brought it back. They said the shrimp's no good, though. No, this isn't shrimp. This is just a... That's a pool. You brought back an entire outdoor pool. I brought back my grill because I grilled shrimp on it once.

Can I get my monies? I honestly, God could see that. I've had someone say that they didn't want it because it was in the refrigerator with it. Really? Yeah. This was in the refrigerator with this and it was recalled. This was cross-contaminated with the recalled broccoli. All right, well, you don't need to bring that back.

Well, that's probably fine, but no, I'd rather just... Just to be safe. Return it all. CZM-137 exposure can cause burns, radiation sickness, and even death. Burn! You got that frozen, great value shrimp. Look in to see if you've got to bring it back, okay? Whiskey Wednesday tonight.

So, you're Long Dong Daddy from Cincinnati. You'll be live. on Twitch. I'll be sipping on some whiskey, courtesy of liquor, wine, and moonshine, State Fair Boulevard, the closest liquor store to the New York State Fairground. So if you're out there camping, I'll go buy some booze? Is there like an apple whiskey you could do? Because that's about to be like that time.

Apple season? I don't know. I like to go over there. Liquor wine and Moonshine has a good variety of stuff that I don't usually see at a lot of places. So I'll see what they got today. Oh, yeah, they got a ton of stuff. Probably stop by Fair Dally. Get me a little sandworm.

Do my whole State Fair Boulevard run today. Speaking of Apple stuff, I'm almost pretty, I'm almost pretty sure that isn't Beacon Skiff about ready to like pop off? I always saw like after Labor Day they're ready to do their business, right? Apple Time stuff? Yeah, I was trying to see when... I saw Beacon Skiff sticker on a highway in California. Wow, really?

Yeah, it was cool. I took a picture of it. That's neat. Yeah, they're getting ready, man. Interesting. You ready for Apple season already, pun? Oh, I love all that stuff. I do, too.

I love all of those flavors. Like, I know that people do the, No, you, apples, no, it's pumpkin. No, it's actually hazelnot. No, it's a pecan. No, it's all of them. I am starting to learn that I have, I don't know what show I was watching recently. I have a very, I guess controversial apple take is everybody hates red delicious, but me, it seems.

That's my favorite apple, bud. Me too, and I don't know. My white thinks it's trash. I watched a show the other day where they're like, oh, Red Delicious or not apples. They're not flashy. I love a Red Delicious. They're just a night.

They're a normal flavor. There's nothing too crazy about them. You know what I mean? A lot of people don't like them. No, I'm a fan. I like those. I like a lot of them, though, but that's my favorite. I don't like whatever the, like there's those two basic ass apples.

It's not that I don't like them, but they're my least favorite. No, no. Is it like Macintosh or the other ones? That's the baking at the pie apple, right? Like the school apple, you know what I mean? It's Fiji, that's one of the fancy sons of bitches. That's fancy. Is that the expensive one?

Yeah, usually, yeah, those are a little more pricey. Yeah, this is where it popped up. This is where it popped up the other day. You're alive and well. We gotta get out of here. The water levels are rising fast. Oh, I just grab an apple real quick. Granny Smith, what, you got an oven in your mouth?

Huh? Pie apple. It's a pie apple. It's a pie apple. Like a good apple. Red Delicious. Oh, does your mouth have a lid on it? What are you talking about?

That's a garbage apple. May as well eat a honey crisp. What's wrong with that one? Science apple. Made in a lab with test tubes and beakers. Well... That's a craster's apple. Gosh, Cleveland.

I had no idea you knew so much about apples. Did you ever ask? No, I guess I didn't. Prankster. That's a prankster apple. Crab for hawkins. And for all you listening on the radio, dumped it because in the clip he says

Huckin? Yeah. But for some reason the closed caption said the F word. Oh really? So I thought, does Cleveland say F or no? He says one for Huckin'Huckin' Apple. That's a Huckin' Apple. That's a pie apple. There's a lot up there now. Beacon Skiff

is doing lots of science apples. I'm a big fan of that when they cross them up and stuff, man. I love fancy apples. I'm all about it. Honeycrisper, good. I'm a honey crisp guy. I like that, but they are. They are. A little more pricey. And I forget, like, is there like a schedule of apples out that I know?

Yes. Because I never know when they have their schedule somewhere. That's what I was just looking to see if they're about ready. They're not, they're soon. They, honestly, they start, it might not even be after Labor Day. It might be like tomorrow or something crazy. They get going way quicker than you think. Nice.

Picking schedule. Let me see here. Let me see here. Let me see here. B, blah, blah, yeah, let's see here. Yeah, ginger gold could be ready. Paula Red should be ready. I should really go get one of every apple and make a decision on what my favorite apple is.

Maybe I'm wrong about Red Delicious. That'd be fun because you'd get a Jonah Gold, a ginger gold, a Paula Red, a Jonah Mac, a Snapchat, a Honeycrisp, a Gala, a Maconacinacres, a Honeycrisp, a Cautil, a Honeycrisp, a Cautil, a Macon, a Honeycrisp, a Macon, a Macon, an Empire, Red, a Red, a Wilde. Yatsy! Those are all available? Eventually, yes. Eventually? The hell's wealthy. I want a wealthy apple.

I don't know, but I got to do a rundown maybe this fall and get it all decided once and for all. I would love to because have you ever had the, is it the ruby frost? Is it that one? I don't know. This is what I'm saying is that you were asking me to reference apples and my brain fragles

can't find the taste in there. Oh, it might be wealthy. That's why they used to be something else. One of the great bag of apples. A bright pink blooms. Oh, maybe I don't know. There's one that's like pink in the middle. They're doing sciences up there.

Navarino says they're picking Paula Red and Zestar. See? There's too many apples. People are ready up there, man. There's too many apples. I'm going to stop up there. Navarinos is fun. They got a little pop in, pop out, boom.

There's too many weed strains and there's too many apples. Yo, bro, you ever eat a zester dude? You ever eat a cheetah piss? What? No. Eat a Paula Zester, dude. I can't tell the difference. I mean, I can.

I know what a good one and a bad one is. Yeah. There's too many strains. of apples now. You never had yourself a snap dragon ginger gold, paula red gala? Loser. Dude, mixed. Dude, you got to mix that with a widow, blue widow. Dude, that's where it's at. Skywalker O.G.

Up with a Fuji. Fuji O.G. Bro. It's a hybrid, though. Oh, yeah, it's a problem. That's a hybrid. Smoking apple bomb. We think we're going to, let's get through the fair first. and then we're going to do a bit goal where Cody tries to smoke weed out of an apple on a cocoa puffs. I can try to... He's never done it. No, I've never even attempted to make a...

He didn't do the weeds back in his youth. No, I didn't do them way back then. I only did it once I got into the colleges. You'd have to watch like an instructional video on how to make it. I guess it's just a hole, right? Yeah, you just pop a hole all the way through and then, you know, just kind of... Did you ever have to smoke out of weird things? Like, not like a tin can or anything?

No, because, again, when I was in college, it was 03. before they had, everybody had little bowls and stuff. Or it was the era of Dutches. That was our, that was the big thing back then, man. Yo, I'm gonna go get a Dutch real quick? I'll be right back, I'll get a Dutch. That was probably what we said in college more than anything ever.

And what is the Dutch? It's the thing that you cut open and take the tobacco out. It's like the cigar thing that you rip apart. And then they got so big that rapper the game, that's what you would get. Those were the best. I don't know if they still are. But if you were asking me now to go grab a Dutch,

I would get a game. Dutch raps or? No, it's a cigar, but his were, he knew what they were for. Because back then, it was all illegal. So you had to, you know, figure out things. Like right now there's Mike Tyson cones and all that, so it doesn't matter. Game had to come out with these cigars or swishers or whatever they were,

but you still had to, you know, rip them open and dump the tobacco out. You can't find anything. Oh, no. got rid of them? I don't know if they're even Google. I'm typing the game Dutch and I keep getting random. Let me see. Game the rapper.

Blunt wraps maybe? Uh, bu, Buh, Buh, let's see. Cherry vanilla. King Palm. Is that him?

Yeah, it's that type stuff. But yeah, I can't, I can't really find them now either. The game edition five tobacco sheets with glass tips and cherry vanilla. See, that's even now once they were probably legal,

you could make them fancy like that. Mm-hmm. Let me see. Swishers. There's literally game cigars. Is that maybe him? That's what they were. Because you couldn't have, you know, have.

You couldn't be like, here's cones to put your tobacco in. Gotcha. All right. Yeah, if you do game, the rapper cigars, that's what I would get. And they'd be like, yo, you'll grab a game because those were top notch. Because, man, I can't tell you what would be the equivalent of having to smoke out of like an apple or something is when you would get one of those. And as a college kid, you'd,

You were, you know, they weren't expensive, but you were broke. So when you'd pay like a buck whatever for those and you'd get it. And what you had to do is like rip this stupid glue strip off off of the paper, throw that out. But you'd have to unwrap the cigar. Yeah. Sometimes. I've watched hip-hop videos where they're doing that. Sometimes.

Also, such a, now that it looked back, such a gross process. Dude, you're going to lick it, aren't you? Yeah, you would go like this. My straw is the thing. You go, mm-hmm. Nope, no. That's what kept your boy off. weed all of his life. But no, it was okay because what we'd do after we put our tobacco back in

them is we take our lighter underneath that and burn it off to get it to reseal. So all the things. To burn the germs off. But it was so gross. But yeah, you'd have to take that unwrap it. And then it would have this little like papery holder. Like, it was like this almost like a paper folded in half that you put the tobacco in. Sure. And then you'd have to take that part and like, lick it closed. Lay it down on top. of that wrap and then like slowly re-roll it lick it again

light it again and then you would have the same thing that you get now that's just very easy some of us. Some of us were busy playing Age of Empires and did not have time to do all that construction. Right for your tobacco needs. Man thank God it's gotten so much easier right because but oh

what I was going to say was but what used to suck is God forbid that rap or that holder was ripped or the rap sucked or it was like two pieces of crappy leaf and you were like we got to figure this out man because you would have people that could McGiver crappy Leafs

Was there like the good roller in the Sometimes yeah somebody would be like bro I can't I don't know what to do you gotta you gotta Cody rolls in the best or whatever I used to be pretty good at it but there were other people that were top notch at that Because man that would That would just pass it around putting it all on your lips

And that would have been thinking about Nope And that would ruin your night too If you had to Especially in college If you had to In Oswego I'm on eighth floor of Daga

And you know February And you get the one rap That's crappy or whatever And you'd be like I got it I gotta go back Oh

I go back to the gas station Nothing I can do I'll be back in 20 And you gotta go back So if the rap rips It can't be used at all Sometimes you would get one And there's just no saving it

Oh man Oh it just And you didn't have money to like buy a bunch at once. No, no, because they were, they were like, you know, oh, two something bucks or whatever, but, uh, it used to just, no, no, oh man. Man, you guys, we got a good New York right now.

Seriously, that's why all, everyone that used to smoke back then that does now still is just still, I think sometimes like I am, just blown away and how easy it is. Everything is right there. I've got a sack of vapes. I know, dude. It's just here now. It's so much different than having to go down to the fast track and get your cigar, whatever.

And then go on an even more dangerous tobacco blot ride. Because you can't just, depending on where you are. You're inebriated. Yeah, or just being, you know, out in the middle of, you know, the winter. Yeah, Katie says we were licking wraps and drinking beer cups that had pingbongs rolls on them. Exactly. I don't. Yeah.

I wasn't doing any of that. I was grossed out by that long ago. I wasn't doing beer pong. I mean, I wasn't invited to really play any beer pong or two. I act like I have the decision, but. Yep. No, Fuzz mentioned in shotguns. Yeah, what is a shotgun?

That used to be hilarious to watch, because you would watch dudes that you would watch them sit around at like frat parties and, I don't know, just some. You know, some of the most, like, homophobic things you would ever hear. Sure, sure, yeah. But then you would see two. dudes being like, yo, give me a shotgun. And that's when I would flip the dutch around, my tobacco dutch. Put it in my mouth. You would get so close to my lips.

And then I'd go, Yeah. And reverse blow a blow into your mouth. And then he'd be like, but all these gays now. Yeah, dude. Give me another shotgun. Get real close to my lips. Why would you do that?

Because you could both get high off the same smoke? No, but you would get the other person, like it would blow a lot of smoke into your, like, you know, it was like direct secondhand smoke. Yes. Yes. Gotcha. Just thinking about. those like that.

Let me get a shock on real quick. Wow. All right, bro. Get real close to my lip. Come almost kiss me a little bit. All right. All right. Those little best times.

Text line says, as a gentleman in my 50s, I really try hard not to think about how much of my brother-in-law's saliva I haven't inhaled since my 20s. Oh, yes. Right? You were just, here you go, here you go, here you go. Or you'd get the guy that would just make it real wet.

So you'd have to, you'd have to try to not, like, embarrass him. So you'd try to, like, when he'd hand it to you, try to just, like, wipe it off. on something. Because I always saw, listen, all the education I got about everything was on MTV. So everything I saw was in hip-hop videos. And there'd always be that scene where some rapper, like, puts a whole joint in his mouth and, like, pulls it out to seal it.

And it was always so grumbly. That's the end. That's when we're done. And then we take our lighter and go over to reseal it once we have sealed it. That's why it never appealed to me. That's the end move. And then your mouth tastes like. Like tobacco and like weird whatever on a cigar because you're licking a cigar.

Mmm. Tasty. Well, we got it good now, folks. Dude. Cocoa Pust tomorrow night. Be there. We want to send you to see Hardy. Coming to the Lakeview Amphitheater.

September 4th. Want to go? I would like it. I'm going to go, but I don't see an obscure fast food restaurant showed up. Cody made a deal. First person to bring us Hardie wins tickets. We found the closest one is about four hours. So, an hour round trip.

I probably wouldn't even have said that if I knew they were that close. I would. If somebody showed up with Hardee's this morning, I would get them a baby. Yes, if somebody came all the way, even tomorrow would be okay for a random Hardy's bag. What you got to do, though, not go to Hardys. Just text the word Hardy to 315, 365, 6009. I'll pick some people randomly at the end of each show. Text you back if you are a winner.

A new survey finds, 21% of men. feel nervous when asking their barber or stylist for a new haircut. Like a new look. Somebody went bald in their 20s, I got to tell you. It's a relief. I hate, it's not that, but I get it because I hate having to describe it at all. It's my least favorite thing. It gives me so much anxiety.

One of my favorite things is that super cuts will just put in your last thing. So my lady would always be like, I'm still doing what we put in last time. like, yes. We go to, I'll give them a free shout out because they do a, they do a good job. They're good guys in Fulton. They're a barbershop and Niswego, I think, but Fulton and Oswego. Yeah.

I take my kids to good guys in Fulton. Yeah. And I watch all these guys getting all their haircuts. And I'm like, I am thankful. I don't have to think about this. I don't blame you. But luckily, it was nice because the last time, although I need another one, because the last haircut I got was when I switched styles.

And I wanted to. And thankfully, though, it was our old. old friend Camp Slot, Brandy, who will cut my hair. And she was like, well, what do you want to do? It doesn't matter. And we figured it out real quick. So that, there was no anxiety when I switched styles. I don't know who the quarterback is.

It was funny, but there was some NFL quarterback who goes to supercuts and then just shows them his team photo to say, can I have that haircut? And then they give them that haircut. No, that's what I would do with like supercuts and stuff. I'd be like, I'd show a picture of myself. Can I get that? I want this again. This is what I've gotten a couple times.

and then you just do that. That's way easier. I don't know how to describe just kind of short here, but it's probably got a name. It's probably got a name. That's why I got to give props to good guys in Fulton's because my kids go in there. And my kids will say a thing or they'll show them a photo and they nail it. They do a great job up there. I was watching a couple clips of this random barbershop that would.

Kurt Cousins was a quarterback. Oh, that's even funny. that that has a wheel, but it's all bad hair. So the kids come in and you want to spend it, it'll spin it, but you have to get whatever it is. And like kids before school are coming in because they think, you know, because imagine young team boys, that's hilarious. It'd be like the checkerboard or the old man.

That's hilarious. So I want to run through some of the top hot, some of the top men's haircuts right now? Like you got names? Now they're just like saying what people are getting right now for haircuts. Because if you're looking for a new style, like 8% of people right now going with the Mohawk. And maybe not necessarily like punk rock spiky mohawk.

But just like kind of. No, I get it. More extreme version of your hair probably. Well, technically what I was doing for that last style was sort of a mohawk. I was going further up on the top to just slick it all back. In the 90s before I had lost my hair, I had what Cody has, but in the ponytail in the back, the tight pony. That's basically what you would ask for. But then I just feel like, but shorter in the back.

and then more kind of up a little bit, so not so pony tallyish. But now it's been a bit for me. I bet I could pull this bad boy back into a stupid pony tail. I had the part in the middle for a while. Yep, did that. A couple years, I was trying to do the Oasis look. That didn't come off. I had the Jimmy Johnson for a little while.

What was that one? It was just the, I think I could probably even do it now, where it's just the side part. Oh, yeah. And then you slick the bejes out of it like this way real hard. That way it don't move. It's a good look. So I had that in like fourth grade for a long time. I had the vanilla ice lines for a little bit.

Yep. My final haircuts, I was trying to go with that messy spike that was hot in the turn of the century. I did that. I did that for a while. Late 90s, early 2000s, and then the hair started to thin and it was gone. Yep, that was my last one kind of before I switched to the, like, 50s slicked back thing. Was that you'd have the messy spike in the front. Heck yeah.

So, number eight, mullet. A lot of kids getting to mullets. It's because I'm Morgan Wallin. I see it. And I, they just all think it looks cool. It's all right, but it's better than some of the things that you've seen. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I was just going to say it's better than like the broccoli hair. Broccoli hair, yep. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that. 10% greased back hair. That's probably kind of what they're just what it's described to mine. It's not greased back. It's pushed back. Mine was slicked.

Slick back, was it? Where you just kind of pull up. Because it's the hair. That's what, I would just take the brush and you just brush it all back and then it would be done. I don't want fop. God damn it. I'm a Depperdan, man. I would.

A little dapper dan. Play some geographical anomaly. Two weeks from everywhere. Highlights are back. 11% of guys getting highlights now. I did so much hair die, dude, from the age of, I don't even know, 11 to whatever, because my mom didn't care. I didn't care. That's your hair.

That's your hair. Good luck, bud. Yeah. I did so much that I can't even think of anything new. Tam was not in. to the hair dye, but I was allowed to use sunn in. Remember sunning?

My mom had that. It smelled like oranges or lemons or whatever, and you could spray it in your hair, and I would try to get highlights that way. Oh, see, I would just, my mom would, I had the frosted tip thing where you had to, she put the cap on me before, I've done that. Did you ever do like the hot topic colors?

I loved those. Me, those are my dream, man. Whatever those were, I forget the name of them. Oh, man. Manic panic. Yeah, dude. The manic panic guys, those were my dreams, and I never got to do them.

I used to then, probably the last. time I would dye my hair other than when just, I think I did it here for something. But I used to think it was fun to get, like when people were dying, the hair blonde or like the bleach or whatever. My thing was that I would just take some and go like this real quick. He rubs his hands through his fingers. And then just put his hair real quick so one random spot would have some or somewhere. And then that's what I did for the longest time. Here you go.

Just a little blonde thrown in there somewhere. Spikes are back. 11% of people getting those spikes. Really? Hard parts, which I guess maybe you're a hard part, but not really. Nah. Hard parts are like where they shave it in, right? I mean, I had the line when I did the slick back,

because I thought it looked cool next to where it was pushed back, kind of. But, yeah, no, the thing that I had, the latest thing didn't even have a part in it. It was, I don't know how to describe it. That's why luckily, when I got back in that car, I took a picture, so. I haven't seen this middle part long hair. Is that just like the rock star? like I've got long hair. Yeah.

Because number one is long hair too and the number two is fully shaved or bald. Yeah. Yeah. And I, I was unlucky enough to, I had that long hair

and then it got cool. Mm-hmm. Like my hair was down to my shoulders and all crazy because I didn't do like a style. It was just kind of a little messy. But it was like that. You've seen that stupid college ID picture. Yeah.

That was in the fall when I got that picture taken. I didn't cut my hair. hair after that until like January. So I had another like four or five months to add on to the weird shoulder length blonde stuff that looked like Rick Flair. And then like Katie said in our chat, making a climb up the charts, still very low, but the Slim Shady is back.

Wow. Bleached buzz cuts. A lot of kids getting the bleach buzz cuts. Yeah. No, I've seen that. That was a lot. I did that. Absolutely.

Yeah. But there would also be the move that a lot of like. Is there like an influencer that has that hair now? Didn't Pete Davidson do it? That ain't probably. All right. But a lot of moves I would see growing up or I don't know if people are still doing it, is they would do it in a weird way where they would bleach your hair and do all that,

and then they would cut it. So it would grow and have like the highlights, but it never looked right. Oh, because they had to dye it before they could cut. Yeah. I was like, I don't know if that's the old. I don't know if that's the way. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know.

Well, I'm bald. I got enough back hair to give you a head of hair that would be longer than mine probably. You do? I like it. It's no must, no fuss. Lee Baldwin is here. Hi, Lee. Hello, guys.

Welcome back. We were talking about concerts here because, you know, I was showing, Lee asked me what the sphere was like. I was so jealous. It was incredible, but I was showing him footage of when the Grateful Dead were there. Oh, my God. They made it a, they made it Barton Hall, 1977, and Cornell. That's so cool.

It was just cool, man. That is so cool. Well, let's talk money. You are here to talk finance. This is dollarinvestmentclub.com. You sign up, you pay a bill to yourself. Put those investments away. Let Lee take care of the rest.

What's going on, Lee? Well, in the investments, we watch to make sure they're earning money because that's what we're in there for. That's the goal. That's the goal. So this is earning season. Companies reporting their quarterly reports. And they're up about 11% versus last year. So you can check the box.

Earnings are good right now. Okay. And then 55% of companies said, They gave guidance for future quarters that was higher. So you can check that. That was good. And last quarter, because of all the tariff talk, a lot of companies weren't even giving guidance. They're saying, I can't tell you because, you know, things could get weird or whatever.

And we still will probably be dealing with those in the second half of the year. But the earnings reports have been good. So we're feeling good about that. Chairman Powell was speaking at Jackson Hole on Friday. So we'll get an indication on interest. rates. Do you feel like they move at all? They'll probably go down a little bit in September. You think so? He's feeling a lot of heat. I think. Because what we're trying to avoid is stagflation now, right? That's the goal. Yeah. And lower interest rates try to get more people

into homes. It's very difficult right now. I've seen the data that we flip now. Now it is definitely a buyer's market. There are more houses on the market than there are sellers for the first time in five years. For a while. Yeah. So, and they may want to kickstart that with lower rates. We shall see on that. But there was a guy, Bill Bingen, who. Bill Bengen. So, economist scholar, but also an author. But he came up with this idea of the 4% rule for withdrawals out of retirement accounts. So basically what that means is if you save up money and you get set to retire, you're 65 years old, and if you take out 4%, that was like the old rule back of a napkin. Nothing's perfect. right, but that you take out 4% of what you saved up, that you could do that.

In the worst case, over 30 years, you'd run out of money when you're 95. Sure, all right. But typically what's happened is not only you can take that out, but then the asset grows and then you have something to leave or, you know, for a rainy day. So he just came out with a new book, so you've got to sell a book, but his new calculation is the withdrawal rate now is between four and three quarters. There are five and a quarter, so. A little higher.

A little higher, so that means that, yeah, you can get there. But it's kind of a tool we use just to get people thinking about when they're getting ready to retire. What they need in that account. Or your sources of income. You have Social Security. You'll have some people have pensions. Some will have investments. And so you just kind of like you can visualize what it's going to look like in those golden years.

But like I like to say every time Lee is in here, don't let the billionaires be the only ones making money. You guys can make money too. Exactly. Get in the game. I love that. Get in the game. Yeah. Even dobs like Cody and I can make money with Lee Baldwin over here.

Yeah, no, this ain't a bad thing in front of me. Yeah. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, I mean, past performance is no guarantee of future, but this year we're up a little over 10% in the moderate poor. Yeah. And just forget that it's there and let the compounding do what it can do. And if you've got other, what are the other ones that my wife asked you about? What is it like 503B or something?

Well, 403B. 403B, that's for teachers. Teachers, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you got that stuff. Yeah, and then 529s for kids' college. You can also put money directly as a custodian account for, so there's a lot of different ways to skin the cat. Yeah.

And HSAs, if you, I'm telling you, if you have a high deductible plan, you can fund an HSA. That's a great way to put money, save taxes. It's if you, you know, and you can buy stocks there and you can do a lot with that. Not out of reach. If the billionaires can do it, we can do it too. If I can do it better, right. You don't have to think about it.

No, if I can find $100 a month to put onto this, which is going to help me immensely when I get a house soon. That's what you do. And then anybody can. Anybody can play the game, get in the game. Dollar Investment Club.com like Cody said, find $100 a month. Find $200 a month. Maybe you're ball and you got an extra grand a month.

you can put away. Oh, man, you'll be so thankful down the road. Or maybe just got a raise, maybe. And for those that are in the club, just a heads up, if you're doing 100 or whatever, maybe you add to that because if you're used to that already, like, you don't just change it to 150 or whatever. See what you can do and get that money made. All right, Lee Baldwin, thank you so much.

All right, thanks guys. Radio World, we are going to hand you off to your 1900s at 9. Who did we? Do we flip? Oh, we didn't even flip. I remember the. Rangers at Royals. Yeah, I remember.

I didn't know if we did. did it or not. All right. That's cool. I don't know. Let me think. Let me think. Ooh, I know I want to be. Don't say it. I won't. I won't. Heads on the Rangers, tails I'm the Royals. I am. Who do you want to be? Well, now that I say that, are the Royals home? Yeah. I think I'd rather be the Royals. I'm the Royal. Ah! But I wanted to be the Rangers because they got... Nolan Ryan. Oh, I wish. They've got Adelaise Garcia, that guy from our home run. He's with the big friggin' um

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