The Show - FULL BUSH

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

Josh has a new A.I. tool in his tackle box. Huge pumpkins are so unnecessary, but amazing. Merkins are back, thanks to Kim K. Some of the most “hated” rock songs, plus so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Hey, hoi ho. Happy. Wednesday.

It's a whiskey Wednesday. You, I got a Frost advisory up in a Swigga County. Frost. Yeah. It didn't feel too chilly this morning. No, not too too terrible. It didn't feel too chilly this morning. Uh-uh.

Uh-uh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. I thought the show started at 6. 601. Had to get off your mom, Mickey. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Self-five. I got them. How are we all doing? What do we have for sports last night? Baseball happening? Is there?

Oh, I didn't think there was. There was, though, that, you know, when I started talking about that random football, the Dodgers won, yeah. Yeah, okay. There's that random football games that they'll randomly start being like, I don't know, what's it Tuesday? I don't know, hey, Alabama State and Jacksonville State.

You guys go to play? Go on play, and they're like, yeah, we'll play. Go do it. Go do a game. Oh, well, I'm sure. So. All right. We'll have some hot Tuesday night football action.

I did not watch that. No. No. No. No. What else? Yesterday. Let me see if I have any audio of any baseball things happening.

I've won, though. Yamamoto tossed a complete game gem. No, I didn't have any audio for that. All right. So what are we at now? It'll be the Dodgers. They're up to nothing. So it'll be the Dodgers versus either the Mariners or the Blue Jays.

All right. I mean. Today, eight o'clock. Blue Jays at Mariners. Eight o'clock. Oye. Tomorrow, another, yeah, so we're just... They don't play again until Friday, the Dodgers?

Yeah, they probably now head on out. They were in Milwaukee. So now they take... Oh, no, they play tomorrow. They play tomorrow. They play tomorrow. Oh, they take probably today tomorrow off. Mm-hmm.

Nugget Kelly says watched Robert Irwin's dedicated dance to his mom last night, bawled my ace out, such a wholesome family. He's still winning? Or he's still in it? Yeah. Yeah, he's really handsome and he's going to dance.

He'll win it. Uh-huh. Good for him. That's cool. Mm-hmm. He's going to go pretty far. Isn't there somebody? I was only following the Alaria Baldwin train wreck on dancing this bar, so I don't

know who's left. Those are the only two. He's good. It was, well, it was Andy Richter, right? Indie Richter. Is he still on, Kelly? Andy Richter, Topanga. Topanga's a good dancer.

Ataria and the other one. So now Halaria's out. Robert Irwin's a good, is he a good dancer? I know he's handsome. and the ladies like looking at him. Robert Irwin, Andy Richter, and Topanga. Those are the three, right? So it'll come down to Robert Irwin versus Topanga.

No, there's more than that last. Oh, there's more a lot of. There's more last night. There's like the bottom or top or whatever. Andy dance with his daughter. That's cute. All right. Let me see who's left on this stupid show.

Who we sent home. Spoiler. First time, there's 10 contestants left. Oh, God. Jeffleck, Jordan Childs, Alex Earle, Dylan Effron, Danielle Fischel, Topanga. Yeah. Elaine Hendricks, Scott Hoing, Robert Irwin, Whitney Levitt, and Andy Richter. I know like three of those names.

So like two and a half celebrities. Yeah, I know like three of those names. Dylan's abs are still on. Everybody likes Dylan Ephron. Because he's Josh Ephron's somebody. Zach Ephron? Zach Efron? Is his brother or dad?

I don't know. I haven't seen it. So it's a younger. I'd like that. I'd like that if that was like, can my dad just do the show? Yeah, come on. My dad likes to do it. Whiskey Wednesday, 7 o'clock.

Come get a drink with me on Twitch. Just going to fill up a whole gourd with whiskey and just sip out of it. I'm going to hollow out a whole pumpkin and fill it with whiskey and just sip it with a straw. A whole thing. Tonight's 7 o'clock, join your boy on Twitch, of course, courtesy of liquor, wine, and moonshine over on State Fair Boulevard. And East Coast Emeralds, we got you covered. Get that. Now the good news for you.

pipe. The good news for you. Me? Is that I got an invite to play with Sora last night. Like, so you know all these videos that are coming out now? These like Mr. Rogers wrestling or like Stephen August. Yes, God. Those are all built with Sora and you need to have

an invite to use the AI. And I got an invite last night from a friend of mine in the industry. I'm so whole. I don't understand. And I really wanted to freak you out and send you a video of yourself saying something because I know that you're big fear.

No. Good news is, AI doesn't really know who we are yet. Okay. Like, obviously it knows who Mr.

Rogers and C. Rock, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I tried a different, a bunch of versions of like K.

Rock, Josh, Josh on K. Rock, Cody. I even tried like Cody, Leasy from East

Syracuse. In nothing? It gave a generic bearded guy, but he wasn't you. Where it's like, I've seen a, there's a picture,

but I don't know the hell it is. He wasn't you. So we're still a little bit off the radar that makes you feel good. But now I don't know what I want to do with my SORA invitation. Like now I can just make stupid videos and waste a lot of water and electricity.

What is that, though? Is that like the... Hold on, hold on. Is that like the chat, GPD? Yeah. Okay. All right. Yep.

You're there. So... Is that... So, you know how I make all our funny AI images? Yes. I use a... I use mid-journey for that. That's what...

And there's a lot of different things that can create AI images. Or a program. Chat GPT has just released SORA, which is releasing all these last couple of weeks of the craziest videos you've ever seen. Is that the big fat lady that I like doing parkor in her apartment? Yep, that's a SORA video. Yep, that's a SORA video. I like that. There's all of the Mr. Rogers videos you send me.

You've all sent me. All of the Mr. Rogers wrestling videos. So weird, though, man. Because they get it like 95%. Like 95% they nail it. Yeah, Mr. Rogers. is pretty much on, except for his voice is wrong, and his nose is weird. And, like, they'll do the moves, and it won't be, you know, it'll be a little off.

But it's, it's close enough, man. Stephen Hawking dropping in on a half pipe is pretty damn close. Yes. Or him. If I can remember when Stephen Hawking used to skateboard in his real life, it's pretty close. Right, he'll close. Not enough that, you know, old and very gullible people won't see those. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, told you. Yeah. Told you. The issue is that I was like, so when you make a video on SORA, it has a watermark that jumps around the screen. And I was like, in my curiosity, I'm like, somebody's already invented a way to get rid of that watermark, right? Oh, sure.

Is that the little thing with the eyes that like bouncing around? Yeah, that's SORA, yeah. Yeah, gotcha. It's supposed to exist so people can be like, this is a, it's a jib jab. It's a jib. It's a jab. Nope. But it's easily removed now.

So, I mean, we're totally cooked. And I believe just making one SORA video is, I'm exaggerating here, but it's like 30,000 times the electricity your house will use. It's like, it's not great what we're doing with AIA. Like, where does that come from? Who pays for that? We do with energy costs. Oh. And fresh water.

It uses a lot of fresh water. He uses a lot of electricity. You wonder why your electricity is going up. there's a lot of massive AI data centers being built. Because Mr. Rogers had to fight Bob Ross. Bingo, yep. Yep. That's the irony of this is we're all pissed at our energy is going up,

but goddamn, Stephen Hawking ripping a big fat half pipe. Pretty cool. Pretty bad ass. Which one do I want? Do I want to be able to afford groceries or see sick-ass Undertaker videos? Sick-ass Undertaker videos. Exactly. Exactly.

I'll starve. I'll starve if I have to. Sorry. The Spooktacular Stroll returns to Long Branch Park. All right. Spooktale. All right. You got to go look at some that's those scary Halloween decorations.

Oh, right. Sputacular stroll.com. The event's presented by our friends at the upstate Honda dealers. Tomorrow night's Doggween. We posted photos of Barney over there with Mama Mac. They like it. Dogs have a good time over there. There's lots of room for them to do dog stuff.

There's just doing dog activities. Dogging around. Although before when I was there setting up last Saturday Before the event You know it's just a normal long range park So they were dogs and stuff running around And that was very distracted Yeah it is a park that's open to the public during the day

So Just haven't had it And I went over there as well There was a lady walking her two dogs Well in a new survey 29% of American adults Are still afraid of the dark No

I don't love I mean like like what define dark There's got to be some like Other things added Yeah and like define afraid if even You know what I mean? Like because when it's dark and you're walking through like the dark woods That's scary to me

You're still afraid but I'm not like But if it's dark in my house I'm fine My house fine Anywhere outside is kind of alright Anywhere here I don't really mind Because it's just It's just daytime but without the daytime Yeah men are more likely to love horror movies than women

It seems But men are more more more than women more likely to admit having nightmares as well. I had terrible dreams last night. Oh. Not like scary dreams, but that I had to go pee dreams. Like I had that... I hate those.

I hated those. You're going to pee. You're going to pee your bed. But I wet the bed? You did. No, I didn't get up and go, but I just like, I kept having this horrific. You're going to urinate dreams. Callie says, yeah, I'm scared of the dark,

but there's also an underlying fear of finding a man in the dark. So what's your fear, Callie? That just a guy is hanging in a dark corner? If I'm out in the woods. I turn a corner, there's just a guy standing next to a tree. Yep, all right, yep, that would be weird. Thank you. But wait, hold, like, what type of horrific peeing dreams?

It was like, I don't know, I was just having this dream and I couldn't, I couldn't hold it any longer. And then I wet my pants, but I was at, like, some apartment. I don't know. That's awful. And then, like, you're just walking around. Well, I can't get too descriptive on the radio, but I was in my dream last night, I was trying to go number one. but the thing I was trying to go in was too small so it was spraying all over the place

like it was like a miniature hole it was a whole Joe Joe Joe's just for farts and I couldn't do it I couldn't do it and then like I was having these dreams that I was peeing all over myself Yep So then I wake up thinking that I wet the bed

but I didn't it's a whole thing I don't know why You're like patting your crock I was like oh no it was going on I don't know why I was having those dreams I mean, I do drink a lot of fluids before bed, so yeah. It's just weird. It's peeing.

28% of people say they love watching horror movies, so it's pretty split. It's pretty split. Sister says, look up what that means. It probably just means I'm gay. I don't know. I don't know what it means, but was it a clown's mouth? Tim's asking, it was a weird dream. He was stuffed animal now?

I don't love it. Happy Whiskey Wednesday. Come have a drink with me tonight at 7 o'clock. Right on our Twitch channel, of course. Free to hang, free to watch. You can chat. We hang. We watch music videos.

We catch a little buzz on a Wednesday, you know. A good time. Have a good time. Of course, liquor, wine, a moonshine, State Fair Boulevard, providing the booze tonight. East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse providing the other stuff. Right? Because I passed out right in the middle of it last week. Did you drink one of those things?

What was the one of the things? The Welch's? No, but I love. love them. They don't have those at liquor, wine, and moonshine, but I did pick them up. Guys, I haven't drank your cranberry yet, but the Welch's canned drinks. Did you try the grape one yet? No, not yet. Just the cranberry. I was going to say, I haven't had to try the grape yet either. I was going to ask you. I'm going to tell Tina to put these in stock over at liquor, wine, and moonshine, because they're my favorite ready to drink right now.

Yeah. It's the Welch's grape juice you love, but then vodka in it. The Welch's cranberry juice, you love, but then vodka in it. The ocean spray one. are good too because those ones I can find first because remember I sent you the picture of I had the grape one of those. That was awesome. But Welch's is like, dude, I mean, that's Welch's. It's such a good drink because you don't, I mean, I don't taste booze in mind and you're more sensitive to booze.

I didn't taste it. Nope. None, dude. None in that cranberry one, man. Yeah, that cranberry one. Those are like the ones that I call a little dangerous. Yeah. But luckily, they're not anything strong.

Yeah. So I could have, other than the sugar, you know, give yourself a headache. But, you know, you can have three of them and be fine the next day without your word. So girl Tammy asking if they got sugar in them. I think they do. No, Barbie. Yes, I'm. They're not like sugar-free.

No, no. But they're worth it. But they are really, really worth it. I don't know the sugar content. The vodka transfusion is what they're called. Let me see if it tells me how much sugar is in these. Oh, they do a passion fruit? They're, yeah.

Do they got a whole bunch? Yeah. Where I went to see was that bigger liquor store over any Syracuse cross from Walmart. They used to be like the gymnastics place or whatever. Their whole back wall, that's where I like to go is drinks. And they've got all of the varieties of those over there. Yeah, it's the Welch's craft cocktails. I know we're getting a whole lot of plug to something that you can't really get a liquor wine and moonshine.

But it's neat. It's neat if you want to try it. The grape is my favorite. They have the vodka cranberry. The Passion Fruit Mojito and the watermelon mule. Oh. But I can't see how much sugars in them. Speaking of Watermelon, just real quick.

Yeah. However, we've been talking Chipotle, the watermelon limeade that they had there. That was like the best drink I've ever had my entire life. Say that again? Watermelon limeade. At Chipotle? That was unreal. I remember anything like it.

I didn't even see. Where was that? Next to the drinks. Oh, okay. So I don't like a soda pop. Okay. I know a place like that always got in other things. They had three.

I forget the other two, but I got a spree. Brite. Parmel. I love a good beverage, dude. Oh, my gosh. Well, we celebrate. Is this a world record? Let me see.

I only break world records. It might just be like this year's record, but a California, California, California, California, California engineer won a pumpkin growing contest by growing a pumpkin coming in. Hold on. What? Well, engineer. because our Oswego home grown boys ain't no engineers. True.

They just farmers. They just out here farming. What did he do? 2,346 pound pumpkin. Oh, my God. That's unnecessary. It's so unnecessary. How do you ever watch?

I know you don't because you don't spend as much time on the internet as I do. Do you ever watch how they baby these pumpkins? No, I was just going to ask, how do you even? I watched like. It must have been like a travel channel something. They have like, it starts out as a pumpkin. Yeah. But then they like put shade over it and then like certain the point of the day, they take the shade away.

It's a job. In my head, immediately all I can think of is how does it not rot from the underneath? I don't know. I don't know. That part I don't know. Do they raise it up? Like you would normally think, all right, just leave it and let it grow. No, there's so much work involved in the growing these things.

I remember the one year in Oswego and saw that giant they had like the pumpkin fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the one guy had huge. It was like a record. Flat on one side because they were so heavy.

And it was crazy in him talking about how he had to get it there and all that and everything. It's a project. I was in this position last year, but I lost by six pounds. This year was able to take the win. And that's really what the goal was this year was to win one of the best,

if not the best, and wayoffs in the world. I work at Rivian as an engineer in manufacturing engineering, so I work on electric vehicles as my day job and throw pumpkins as a hobby. I will show you the phone. Yeah, I'll say, I got to see a picture of this song, bitch. This, uh, this is the beast right there on your screen. He's got his kids sitting on it. It's a big pumpkin, 2,346 pounds, baby. That's crazy. Hold on. I was still counting to see how long. The delay? My delay is.

That's so weird. But no, that, that, it's very impressive. What do you do once? Make it a boat? Yeah. You carve it out, make it a boat. You live in it for the winter? Yeah, well, like, do you just like, do animals eat it?

It's been 30 seconds, so. My delay is so weird. I'm going to have to fix that. Is it? I don't know if it's us, but all right. It might be just me here. All right. But it's like, because what do you do?

I don't know, man. All right, you won. Well, first of all, you smash it. You got to beat the hell. You got to smash it. If you're not going to make it into a boat, you smash it. And then just let the deer eat it or the squirrels or whatever. But can you imagine that you did all of that and then, now the picture is there.

You did all that and then it's just food for whatever. But him, he's an engineer at California. Where is he? And Rivian, so he makes electronic vehicles. So he's, make a car out of it. I agree, I'll make a car out of it. He ain't just like me up at my apartment where I could go huckle. I come up in the air to the woods.

Yeah, you ain't hucking that pumpkin, I'll tell you that much. No, no, that's not a hucking pumpkin. CNY's not so scary, half-mile Halloween walk for the famed family. He opens back up tomorrow every Thursday through Sunday over at Long Branch Park in Liverpool. Nine themed sections including the skeleton graveyard, the dinosaur dungeon, being asked to share an interesting fact about yourself in a meeting. And the pumpkin patch. Every Thursday through Sunday, five to nine.

Dressed the kids up in their costumes. I know a lot of you got the youth, the youngans. Yep. And you don't want to do like the haunted hay rides and all the scary. This is just cute. One of my kids were real little, they would have loved this thing. Doggawene on Thursdays, bring your pups. And like Cody said, last week, if you upgrade to that treat or trot pass,

you get so much stuff. Yeah. They're living large. Like full bags of treats and stuff. So much stuff over there. I also really enjoyed. I guess the giant, they give a giant bone, one of those giant milk bone things. I was giving somebody a giant bone.

They didn't enjoy it that, though, as much, so. Yeah. But, I mean, that's cool. For five bucks, hell yeah. I encourage you to get tickets. Buy the carload. Spookacular stroll.com. Those fun little leashes.

Yeah, Chuck, I don't know what that is. I commented on it. I don't know that's going to get me in trouble or not. I don't understand it either. I don't have an NIL deal. I don't understand what it means. And the money goes to the football program. And I'm like, why doesn't it go to the person inside the auto costume?

Because that's what I was going to say. If auto has an NIL deal, that means that the person playing it for those couple years should get some of that revenue from very specific auto stuff. I get you can't have anything that he, you know, his likenesses on or whatever. But should sure as hell get a little bit if it's going to do that. And instead, it's just anything with that likeness sold goes to the pro, the football. Right. Like, I trust me, I can hear the argument in my head. well, we own the likeness of Otto. It's the property.

Yeah, fine. But there's somebody inside the costume busting their ass, just like there's somebody in the quarterback position or the running back position wearing your logo. Yeah, because if it's going to the football team. Or the overall athletic program, whatever it goes to. Well, no, that's what I was going to say. Otto is not, he's not the football mascot.

It's the everything mascot. So is it, is it, so every, he's going to be dancing at, the much more successful men's soccer or lacrosse team games, and then it goes to the football team? I don't know, because the article I saw said football program. Sister is saying it's, oh, she's saying, or put it to the overall athletic program. It's just going to the football program.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. Is it so why, so people are, if you're at the soccer game, whatever, and I don't know how that would work, but I don't know, a guy sees it at a local car dealership and goes, oh, I'm going to spend money. You were great at the soccer game. That money singles in a football team? I don't know, man.

I don't want to get in trouble. No, I just, I don't. We do a lot with us, too. I don't know how it works. I don't know why the, because there, okay, there is a person inside the auto costume, not to pull back the fourth curtain. Wait.

What? It's usually a cheerleader. Sometimes it's a girl, sometimes it's a guy. There's a whole, there's like, if you go to, there's a whole Facebook group of people who used to be auto. Yes. And they all, like, talk, and it's like a big thing to them. They did a thing for them.

A couple of them at a game a couple years ago. It's neat. It's, maybe it's... Listen, maybe it's a song and dance man in me. I like a mascot. I like that these people love being Otto. They go above and beyond. They'll come out to our charity things as auto.

They'll go to the hospital as Otto. You even had some mascot blood in your family. I do. Wasn't Joe, what's it nuts for the crunch? Oh, you did the crunch stuff for a little while, yep. So it's in there. But why aren't it? aren't the, not kids,

the young adults that are as out of them? Why can't they get a little scratch? Do they, they might, maybe. I don't know, I don't really know. I don't really know how that works. Do they get money for doing that? Great question. I don't know.

Is that a scholarship? It's a college thing, so I'm sure they don't get paid. But they might get scholarships? Yeah, do they get something? I know the marching band get scholarships. So maybe they get scholarships. I don't know. Well, long as we're taking care of the dance team for the,

for the dance team is staying care of them? The only reason Cody buys the tickets is a... That two to three minutes. We're in the third or fourth quarter. I didn't think these were real. To take a total 180 on our conversation. And I still am not sure if they're real or what they exist for. Did you see the newest Skims product?

You know what Skims is, right? No. Skims is Kim's. She's Kardashian, like her under... Her clothes and stuff. It's that body shapewear that, like, tightens you up. Yeah. Looks nice.

I think there's skims for fellas as well, tighten up your belly and your man boobs and all that. Nah, I don't want to disappoint anybody. Take that off and this flop's on. But yesterday, and they've already sold out, she released a new product called the Ultimate Bush. You want to see it? I mean, I had that trademark a couple years ago, but it is, because it's expired.

So, I mean, okay, I know she's so, so she took it. Twitch.tv. slash K-Rox, C-N-Y, YouTube.com slash K-Rock-C-N-Y. Cody, you know what a Merkin is, right? Hell yeah, I'm wearing one right now. Well, here you go. Kim Kardashian's new. Oh, that's the pumpkin guy.

Hold on a second. Why is that showing the pumpkin guy and not my other screen? You got a mirror. Okay, that was quicker now that I've refreshed. That was back to the normal delay time. Why is it showing the pumpkin guy? I like the pumpkin guy. I like the pumpkin more.

It's not showing the correct screen. Technically, it covers your pumpkin, right? Let me fix that. Another side of Rob Zombie. I'll show you what the Kim Kardashian Ultimate Bush looks like, because you need to see it. Hi, I'm sorry, did I startle you? When you're used to hearing a certain type of commercial,

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For those of you who hung tight. You were back there slamming in the back of your computer. For those you that really want to see, I do! The new Skims' faux-hair micro-string thong. Let's see. Also known as the full bush is on your screen right now. Twitch and YouTube.

Now I'm going to go through the colors here. It's got a bush. It's got a bush. Why does it have a little... I don't know why this needs to exist. Maybe pubes are back in. Hell yeah. I think they might be.

I've been out of the game for a long time. I don't know what's hot. Ladies, girl. What's hot? You go right ahead. I don't know what the deal is. With our new faux hair panty your carpet can be whatever color you want it to be, she says.

There you go. Let's go through some colors here now, Cody, Matt. All right. Who are not in our Twitter YouTube and just listening, let me describe what it looks like. A very thin thong. Yep. String up your butt.

String up your butt, string around the sides. Yep. With the most pubs, like not even trimmed. Like, it's not even like a trim. It's just a smattering of a pubis mount. Right now we're looking at the Cocoa Blubes. that curly color. Hey, how you doing?

Let's go to the cocoa brown straight. All right. All right. You like the cocoa brown straight there? You like cocoa brown straight? All right. So there's your ginger curly right there. That's a fire red.

I was just going to say, so this is not just colors. It's also styles as well. Yes. Ginger curly, which means an X is going to be ginger straight. Now, fear not. They did sell out immediately, which... Oh, so you can't get them now? Well, it makes me wonder why they sold out immediately.

Like, was there only a few made and it's like, it's a publicity thing? The Kim Kardashian thing. Are people going to start wearing these out and about? It's a funny Halloween costume. Here's Coco Blonde Strait. Kind of looks like Santa's beard down there. Why are they all starting with Coco? All right.

Here's the Sienna Black Curly. Is this a look, like I ask you this in... I think these are unruly. Like, is this a look that ladies go for? I mean, in their crotches, yes, but these are more... unruly looking, I feel like. Like, do you, because there are some content creators

out there. Huh. And I say that not as, not to reference them as only fan girls, but there's a content creators who may also have only fans. And they do a move where now it's like, I've got a bathing suit on, but like

hair's sneaking out, like, that's a thing guys like. Gotcha. Okay. That's a thing guys like. So I don't know. Here's the Sienna Ginger Strait, dude. Look at that. Nice. All right. Well, I mean, that's for...

I'm Mr. Heat Meiser. They're saying for the Eric the red look you're going for for Halloween. Yeah, that's the holiday. That's the, I thought you asking. They're like $32. All right. It doesn't matter. They're sold out.

Let's get that granny style going. Look at the Sienna brown curly. That's a real natural grandma bush right there. That's fancy. This is the new Skims product. the faux hair micro string thong. As you will. It's the full bush, if you will, and I didn't know this was a thing.

Okay. Here's the Sienna blonde curly. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. I love it. Here's the clay black curly. All right.

Now we're starting to get there. That looks like your beard a little bit, bud. That's a nice one. A little bit of that. Nice. Come on. Here's your clay brown curly. I know they've got it.

What are you waiting for? You know what colors we're waiting for. Clay ginger straight. We want to see the grand. There's no gray? They don't give you gray? I mean, the clay blonde is pretty gray right there. Ageism.

It's ageism. What if our ladies want to? Or older ladies. I wonder if somebody's grandma wants a big, thick, gray bush thore. And for those of you all asking me why Kim Kardashian needed to release Merkins, I don't know. Why not? I was hoping one of you could answer it. Why not? I was hoping one of you would know, oh, Josh, yeah, right now it's real hot in the fashion world to have full-on Bush

peeking out of your underpants. I don't know. Good to know. I'm a 44-year-old man. I'm not hip to the trends. All right. I'll do that. If that's what everyone wants.

If that's what you want, you're going to get it. You got it. Happy whiskey Wednesday. Come get yourself something to drink. With old baby New Year right here. Happy to drink with you tonight, 7 o'clock on Twitch.

Going to make a cosmopolitan? I've never had that, have I? I don't know. I have. You have? It's the martini thing? I don't know. If they look fancy, I'll get it.

I think that's what I've had. I like whiskey and water. That's what I like. I like a glass of whiskey and then I chase it with water. That's what I like. That does not take away the taste. No, I like the taste. But I lie to myself and I pretend like the water's doing something,

but it's not doing anything. It's aerating it and making it open the aromas and tastes for you. I just do it to stay hydrated so I don't feel like crap the next day and when I got to get up. In your belly. So I didn't even know why this would need to be a question, but 54% of adults think that we should have our own Halloween night called Adultaween. We do.

Yeah, it's Halloween. It's Halloween or it's a Halloween party. Yeah. You can do whatever you want. Yeah, there's a bunch of them. Fright Meera does them every weekend. Fright Nights does them every weekend. The landmark is having that one with that show with, in this moment.

In this moment's doing a thing, there are Adoltoeons. Or just Halloween. Halloween night's going to be Friday night. I'm sure a lot of people will be doing stuff. That'll be awesome. I'll be up in the dome somehow watching probably North Carolina somehow be Syracuse in some way

and then I'll make Bill Belichuk look great. Although that's all lining up from him. He's going, he's going to be the coach of somebody soon. Why? What's the news? I don't know. There's just so many like the Titans already fired their coach and they got an interim guy and it's like,

oh boy. Yeah, but are we forgetting that like? There we go. Am I misremembering, but the last few years of him as the coach of the Patriots weren't great, right? No. Not at all. When he had Tom Brady and Gronk, yeah. Yes. But he wasn't doing anything great at the end of his?

Once they left, it was they did good and he did not do so. Yeah. And he had terrible players towards the end there, but they were because of him. He was picking them. He picked them. So, all right. Well, we'll see. Most of adults agree that Halloween just isn't for kids, as much as adults,

I freaking love Halloween. I've got Halloween videos out of my house. No, that's one of the very few things where I'm more on the side of kids. I like when it's nice and there's a million kids out doing stuff. And, you know what I mean? Halloween night's awesome. When it's crappier, there's no one out. That's boring.

I love a good trick or treating. So whether you have kids or not, adults say they want to treat themselves to adult oween. They look at candies. They, well, I'm looking at candies that got trending. I can do that as well. They found that half of adults think grown up should have their own night to celebrate. You do. You have one.

Yeah, or just, like, you can decorate and stuff. My whole apartment's decorated. You can do stuff for yourself. Mm-hmm. Even though you're an adult. Why not? But, I mean, you can't, like, have your, well, I think next one's Friday. And on next Friday, we should be able to go and trick-or-treat.

I wonder if I'm getting out of trick-or-treating this year. I don't think the kids are doing it, but they'll probably surprise me in the last minute and they'll decide to. I'm telling you, they're about to hit that because it was a weird little for, like, I don't know, for a few years. And then they're about to hit that ramp up for the hard last few of the free candy.

Only, you know, it's going to dawn on them that, oh, man, this runs out. I don't want to miss their candy. Got to get a free, free couple of years left for free big old bags of candy. Yeah, you got to cash it in. I get it. Hope you join me for a drink tonight.

7 o'clock on our Twitch channel. We hang out. We spend some real time. together. It's the one night a week I want us to sit down and have a dinner together. Yes. So I can hear how things are going at school. Fine. You can, no. Yes. Did you do your book report? Yes. Okay. God. Am I going to see anything on the five week reports or?

We're way past five weeks by now, right? They don't do those anymore. Oh, all right. Should I book a parent teacher conference? They don't do those anymore. Oh, they don't. Okay. They don't give up report cards anymore. Tonight at 7 o'clock. Come. get a drink with me on Twitch, courtesy of liquor, wine, and moonshine, State Fair Boulevard. Hey, yo.

East Coast Emeralds over there. Niki Nogs, you got new stuff over there? You want me to stop by? Oh, bro. Yeah, I got to stop by today. That's wild the amount of random crazy new things. Once we finish our meetings here, I'll run over to liquor wine. Oh, my God.

Sorry. Hey, ho. I'll run over to Lickrwana Moonshine and over to East Coast. And have some good good for you tonight. Bego. Um, so ultimate classic rock. I love when they make these lists and they survey people and they ask, you know, what's your favorite, what you're not?

This one is, what are your most hated rock songs? Oh, wow. I have their top six, so I guess they're bottom six, but these are their most hated. A couple of them I disagree with. Mine are more bands themselves. Like, what's your least favorite band? See, and it's, I don't even know because it's not, Oh, that's a, that's tough.

Like, least favorite that we play here. Jelly roll, you think? Oh, okay. All right, yeah. Jelly roll or Hardy, maybe? Yeah, jelly roll or falling in reverse. Yeah, falling. I just, yeah, I don't like Ronnie.

I don't like Ryan. When they scream, they're fine, but he's just, he's a pricky douchebag. I don't like him as a person. As a human being that exists. No, not at all. He's a douchebag. He can just go screw himself. These are none, none of these songs that I'm going to play from this list,

do we play on this radio station? Okay. We play them on some of our other radio stations. So let's start with number six of the least liked, the most hated rock songs, according to Ultimate Classic Rock. Starship, we built this city. And I guess it's a good question for you guys. Got no class. What's a song that maybe is like nails on a chalkboard to you or a song you just do not want to hear come up on the touch tunes?

Green Dains wake me up Once in Tamaranza can't do anymore You don't like that one? Yeah You can't have post-nasal drip voice And then try to do a ballad. I'm so sad I gotta plug my nose

I don't know if I hate the Starship song I'm just indifferent to it Like I don't think I'm gonna listen to it But I'm not gonna like turn it off See I'm not gonna turn it off. See I'm not gonna turn it on I might listen to it for a minute if it's on somewhere. None turn it off.

Number five. Oh, that's a good one. One one. Jeff. I can't anymore with the rain. But yeah, Toto's Africa's been ruined because then Weezer covered it and then that got played into the ground. It was just beyond. It was one of those. There's a couple songs that every day I'd be at work long enough at either the chopper or Wegmans where the songs would kind of some of them would repeat themselves.

So like three times. the day I hear the rains, Africa, and total, and be like, oh, no, no, no, no. There be times where I honestly go into the back end of the coolest for, I'd be like, I'm got to finance. I get it. I get it. Can't. I get it. Yeah, just can't.

Text line, you can call us out. I don't care, but your text line says, I used to like call it the personality by living color, to you guys played it like 30 times a day. Guilty. Guilty. Oh, I, believe me, it's one of my least favorite things about rock radio, but that's how rock radio works. Yeah, that's supposed to play gold is what it to call. But I absolutely get that where it's like, oh, no, this, no.

I mean, I'd be fine slamming my genitals in a door before hearing 30 seconds to Mars again, but I digress. That's a metallic. I guess his movie did not do very well. That Tron movie with Jared Leto. The previews look cool, but not every niche 80s. It needs to be a thing, right. Thing needs to be multiple movies. They already made up, so two full movies need to be made off of the red.

And blue striped racing. Yeah. VR show. I must have missed. Tron must have been the biggest thing that I missed. Right? Because I already had Tron guy. I didn't care about it in the 80s.

I don't care about it now. No. I love the soundtrack, though, by Nineish Nails. It is fantastic. Is it? Yeah. That's cool. Number five of the most hated rock songs.

You'll know it. It does this little thing in the beginning. No, I do know this. Really? See, it's one of the weird bands I really wanted to see live. Yeah? I don't hate it, but I'm indifferent to it. They're all so happy.

It's got the chick from, what the hell? The B-52s, right? And I haven't heard this enough to where I hate it. You know what I mean? You said you don't hate it because you haven't heard it enough? No, it's not one of the ones that I've heard like 80 times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In a week.

I like Michael Stipe's voice. Kelly says, is there a reason why only some songs are played on the radio more than others? That's consultants. That's how you classify songs. It's, they chart, baby. It's old school radio stuff that I feel like we've moved past, but that's still how we program radio. Number four, I hate this song.

I hate this song. I've hated it for a long time, and you're all going to make jokes about my mom. We didn't start the fire by Billy Joel. Good, good. When we're talking about, yeah, the ones we don't, him. I don't need to hear it. I dislike Billy Joel so much.

There's like one, one Billy Joel song I can probably roll with. Nope. But your mom, she loves it. You're revving them engines. She loves it. Damn, knock it off. I just got dressed. Get off of Tim.

I'm trying to eat breakfast. Damn, relax. Stop it. Get your hands off of there. Fallout Boy did their version of this song, and it was, remember when they recorded that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, this, yeah, he's not rock either.

I agree with Susan. Well, yeah, I don't think he's... You can argue what is rock, you know? He doesn't rock. You ain't rock. But I don't like Billy Joel at all. Number three is going to be a hard disagreement for me. Hold on a second.

Uh-oh. Let's see, is it a queen song then? No. Okay. Prince, maybe? No. Okay. It's a hard disagreement.

I'm here for it. You don't like Bill Collins, man. But I am not turning off Phil Collins. I am not turning off Phil Collins. I love Bill Collins. There's trumpets. Although least rock star-looking, rock star of all time. Phil Collins?

We will not tolerate Phil Collins slander on this show. But definitely least, you know, star-looking. Oh, yeah. Oh, Ben Riley, two-thumbs. Now, you're on your own island out there, Ben and Trash. What about Genesis? Ben, no Genesis. Oh, Phil Collins.

I did like the South Park character. Number two, this is Ultimate Classic Rock's Most Hated Rock songs. We started with number six. We built this city by Starship. Love Genesis. Number five is Shiny Happy People by R.E.M. Okay. We didn't start the fire by Billy Joel.

Number three was Susudio by Phil Collins. Number two. Number two. is another example of I don't think I hate it. But. I don't, I wouldn't seek it out, but it was like a part of my youth. Oh, no, I don't, I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it, but I don't hate it, you know?

No, I don't hate it either. It was just one of those, it's a song. Yeah. They just made a song. Yeah, they made a song. Cocoa by the Beach Boys. It's just fine. Like, that's how I feel.

about it. It's just fine. Susan and chat says yuck, Andrew says this song is calming to me. I like songs that use that thing. The little Latin percussion fish thing, yeah. Because we got

to use that in like grade school. They gave our own instruments. Definitely people got the... Because you were high energy. Did you get the woodblock with the stick to to hit a bunch? Um, because they were like, here, get all of your BS out on I feel like I must have.

But I also would touch instruments I shouldn't be touching, so I would have just grabbed that off of a table of it existed. I definitely got the wooden block. A real place. Yeah. It's not. Yeah. What are you even doing? They knew a bunch of other real places,

but then they were like, well, son of a bitch, we need something that rhymes better. Just make it up. And I know you're all like, you all have a vision of what. what rock is in your brain, and I don't disagree with you, but in the world of, like, genres, this is like, in the Grammys, they'd be like,

and the best rock band, the Beach Bulls, like, to them. Because back then, bands that were even a little bit harder than that were heavy metal. Yeah. Because if you listen back to some of, you know, the metal songs, they weren't very medley. No. But, you know, D. Snyder puts on a wig or, you know,

a makeup and that's metal. You gotta remember what rock is classified as. I don't necessarily agree with it, but it's just, yeah, Jethro Tull, best heavy metal. He's got a flute. All right. Oh, boy. Number one, I'm gonna disagree with.

I don't, I might have a personal nostalgia to this song. I didn't even know this was a hated song until I read this list. All right, number one. I didn't even know people hated this song. That's how out of touch I am. It is a fun one to do our fun little. where we go over the top with how they're doing the words and such. You know what I mean?

You're right? Oh, yeah. Ever! Does anybody hate this song? I think, is it? Tyler says it's his favorite band in chat. It might be my mom. I think my mom hates Arrowson.

Really? Maybe. I think this song just came out at a good time for me. I just can't get over how much Stephen Tyler looks like that frog from that thing. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. Yeah, text on people who hate you. this song. And his

usually 20 year old girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. One on my girl's month. Cool movie. Yep. But I mean, one of those you only watch it once. Yep. So real quick, before we get to the top of the hour, what are some of your most hated rock songs? Tell us.

I think this one just hit. I told you guys before, I had like my first girlfriend, Armageddon was out. This was on MTV all the time. Nice. So good. So good. Oh, your mother has one. Yeah, yeah. I can agree with that.

After how much we got beat down with it, that is pretty bad. People do hate this. Especially how long it takes to kick in. You're like, what are you doing with this buildup? Chambuamba. What is it, like a minute? Yeah, he does this.

There we go, 30 seconds. Yeah. I don't hate this song. But again, for me, it's just fine. I don't love it either. I'm not picking it on the touch tunes. I think I hate it. But then I'm not like, like, I guess I don't care.

Yeah, just leave it on. Just leave it on. My mom loves it too. I mean, I don't want to leave it on. Look at both of our moms loving Chumba Wamba. A big Chumma Wamba. Oh, no, my mom doesn't like it. It doesn't like it.

Oh, gosh, you got it. My mom likes it yours does not. Yeah, also my mom does not like chili. Peppers. No? I like that chili pepper guy. One song I hate the most

is zombie by the cranberries. I cannot understand how anyone likes it. All right. It is a good song, though. It is a good song. It's your taste.

Any other texts coming in? People hate songs. Like a lot of people make it stop. No way. They don't like some of the songs. Yeah. People hate the song because they slow dance

with their crush at it. Then their crush broke their heart. So if forever ruined the song. Yeah, that might be some lore to that. Yeah, you're right. That's true. Tax sign most songs by Meatloaf, all right? Oh, meatloaf.

Ben caught stealing, all right. Good one. I hate that sublime song. I hate wrong way. I think we just heard it too many times. Well, I just hate the premise of it. I don't like it. Like, it's a kid being sexually...

And then he sings about, like, he's doing it too. Yeah, I don't love that. And he's how great he is at. I don't love that. I'm just not a fan of that song. Mm-hmm. Look at our... Dooms hates Love Shack.

My mom loves Love Shire. Love, love, love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love Jack. I love, da da da, da, da, da, da, da, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da, the spooktacular stroll.com, Cody. Big fun over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, yo. Rest in peace, DeAngelo. Bangor after, banger. Throughout the 90s, man. Yeah. For real. That's a shame. That shirtless video where he was naked.

Right? Oh, boy. And the whole urban legend about that video. Right. Yeah, that what was a happening in there? Mm-hmm. That's why my eyes are a shade. Blood berking me.

The way that we kiss is unlike it. The other way that I be kissing when I'm kissing What I'm missing, won't you listen Brown sugar, babe I get high off your love I don't know how to behave All right, well, that's What?

That's two. What do you mean? Who's the other one? Diane Keaton. Oh. That's what I'm saying, like, Uh-oh. Oh, boy.

Uh-oh. It's like, what's going to happen? I don't know. I don't know. I think I'm leaning towards a house party Friday, night. We'll play some DeAngelo bangers. I get it. I agree. D's out for DeAngelo. D's out for DeAngelo.

Just let him swing. No, this. Any here, go to this. Or do the thing, guys, guys, do the thing where you stand on ground, you spread your legs part like this, then you juggle them back and forth like that. Oh, that's nice, yeah.

All of your jails bounce back to the worse. Wiggle them for DeAngelo. Wigling them for DeAngelo. Make it a dance for DeAngelo. There you. DeAngelo's setting. unrealistic body standards for teenage boys. Look at these.

I didn't have those abs and pecks. And all the girls in the 90s liked the V, like where the muscles had the V right there. I just draw it. Oh. Just take a big felt marker just on either side. And then for the abs, I just, same thing. Very nice.

I got the elusive 12-pack ladies. Oh! Just saying. Got that going. DeAngelo. Gone too soon, man. Pancreatic cancer. Very sad. Up there. Slaying Poon in heaven. Absolutely he is. Absolutely he is. I believe DJ Jazzy Jeff is doing his noon stream dedicated to DiAngelo today.

If you wanted to go rock out to Jazzy Jeff, my favorite DJ. Slaying Poon in Heaven. Well, happy National Handwashing Day. This is a holiday I would wish more of you would celebrate. Well, good. There's a good national day. A new survey signed 77% of Americans say they see other people leave the washroom without washing their hands. All the time. All the time.

I complain about it at least once a week on this show. Yeah. People are gross. Men are obviously the biggest culprits. But still, women, there's 85% of you that do, which means there's 15% that don't. Nice. You got to do a lot more touching down there than we do, right? Nice.

All right. What I'm talking about. What he's in for it. What I'm talking about. Most people will, not most, 45% of people will admit that they just rinse with water, but no soap. I mean, it's better than nothing. Yeah, better than nothing. I don't think it's doing enough, better than nothing.

Yep, depending on where you are. You be careful. Jojo, I don't know. I've had Jojo on our chat says, how do you not wash your hands? I don't know, Jojo. I don't know why people would just like, especially if you'd number two. If you number two and you walked out? Oh, that's what I'm talking about.

I don't all the time after number one. I fully admit that. Absolutely. Every once in a while, here, just because you got to be grabbing and touching stuff or whatever. But in the dome, no, no, not chance. I'm not touching anything in there. I'm taking my wiener out in a trough in front of a bunch of dudes. I'm shaking it violently as hell.

And then I'm stuffing my wiener back in my pants and I'm going back to my seat. I recognize that I'm going to shame me into anything different. I live in a different reality, whereas I overwashed my hands. And, you know, it's just the OCD and the germophobia in me that I'm always washing my hands. So I don't, you know, I don't really have a leg to stand on here. I'm not a normal person. But they say, 93% of Americans are saying that hand washing is important to maintaining their health. That's why I do it.

But then here I am with a stuff he knows. So what is it doing? See? I got sick anyway. So what's it doing for me, you know? Yep. 60% of people say they use a paper towel or a shield with doors and faucets. I used to be that bad.

I'm not anymore. I'm not anymore. Now I just use my pinky. And then I don't touch it. A lot of hand sanitizer, though. So. Hand Sandy, very nice. That makes up for it.

27% of people operate the towel dispenser with their elbow. No, I'm not doing that. No. I wish we had the automatic one. That would be the clutch move. Or it would be nice if every guy followed the rule of the paper towel if it's the, or not the automatic. Like you do the courtesy one.

Oh, should I be doing that? I guess I don't know about this. Oh, you don't know the courtesy one? Where you start the next thing. Yeah, because that way you never have to touch. Oh, yeah. like a wet or dirty handle. If that one's already there for you,

you just get to rip off, dry your hand, take that go boom, boom, boom, boom for the next person, throw your towel away. I guess I'm an A-hole because I've never been doing that. I didn't know to start leaving the... Oh, yeah, do a little... Leaving a courtesy towel up there. Well, especially because here, if you don't,

sometimes that thing's like soaking wet. Yeah. Yeah. The bathroom here is a crime scene. Yes. Ace says, you gotta leave some hanging for the next guy, bro. I got to be a bro. My bad.

Yeah, if you didn't know, now you know. My man. De Niro and Pacino, we're just about to kiss. Those two extremely old men are still doing semen to ladies and making babies. Bob De Niro and Al Pacino, yes, they are. Those two. I don't know how they get it up, but they do. Old.

They do. Stop having babies with these poor women. Cousin Jay, I'm not joking. We were just talking and chat during the commercials there about how we just don't have. the kids places anymore. Cody was arrested for sitting outside of a Chucky cheese suspiciously taking a peek. No, you've been talking about that for a while.

I'm serious about it too. You drove by the Chucky Cheese. You were shocked that we still have one on Erie Boulevard. Well, I was just curious. We talked about it a couple weeks ago or something with their pizza or whatever the hell. But I remember that one was over there, so I just drove over to see if it was just empty or if it was still a thing. Still a thing? Yeah. So, okay. Yeah, I got a lot of investors in the chat already for when I'm ready to open my indoor

pup up place. It's just such a good idea to have. Because we don't have kid hang places anymore. We don't have sports start 2000. I know that y'all out in the Utica area had Sanger Town Mall, whatever you had at Sanger Town Mall, all those things. Pins was there and stuff. We got a couple laser tag spots and I'm not talking like arcades. No. No. I know that we have like arcades, apex. And no one

like yeah and also without having to go to the mall also helps because that also adds a whole different level of stress for parents with however you want to take that. Yeah, the mall. It's just the mall. Yes, with every way. And we need a good spot.

It's going to have some indoor pup-put, some good food. I don't know what else. What kids would like nowadays? All of that type stuff. The same type things you would see, like kind of when you would go to Enchanted Forest, that little arcade they would have, a couple games. But they need to move around too, like the Discovery Zone at the DZ. Right, have some of that.

That's why I was interested in it. And then it closed during COVID over in Cicero. There used to be like a thing that was called like family fun time or whatever. But it was like that. They had an ass ton of inflatable bounce house things. They had indoor stuff. They had food. That's it.

I was like, see, that's it. And then I think COVID killed it or business or whatever. But it really would be a good idea to have some VR, you know, a little VR. Yeah. We've done the VR spots. There was the one in Sing or Tom all we did. The one over at the Destiny. I love that.

That stuff's fun. I just don't know what the kids would be into. Like, I think, like, video, like, but no, kids nowadays aren't really into arcade games. No, well, they don't want to play. The best things at home already.

Yes, they don't want to, you know, give a buck 25 to play four minutes of a game when they have NBA 2K26 that their parents just bought them for free at home. Yeah, like my kids, they've never really, they liked the arcade,

but it was not like when we would go to the arcade. Like, it was the biggest deal ever. They go and they're like I don't know I got a couple tickets Because we're the thing And they're over it No, we just have to be a bunch of different

Like fun little Type that And maybe not even Maybe that range Like That was almost too old What do you mean? If you're like

Oh I got Madden at home Yeah Just like a year back No I hear you Like All that stuff doesn't matter That place that kid zone up by me

Before it closed They just put like a couple of playgrounds inside of an old grocery store and that place was hopping. We'd go all the time. Yep, exactly. Yeah, a lot of that. A lot of that. I've only got my investors.

I'm going to be opening something here soon. And how's there not just a, is there not just a discovery zone set up somewhere and you just buy for a grand? Or an old McDonald's play place. I just be like, yeah, I got this now. I got to check this out. A bunch of you were telling me about family fun factory in New Hartford. I've not been there, but it sounds cool.

My kids are too old for that now, but if you're telling me that's one of those spots, I need to check it out. But again, that's all the way out of there. That is. So it's a hike. Well, the Pope has ordered a purification ceremony in Cody's bedroom. Ah, no. Nothing pure.

This guy, he urinated. You're so going to hell, bro. Like, we're doing a lot of pee talk today. We are. He urinated on the altar of the confession at St. Peter's Basilica. Make sure it's like cripes at the end of all times. going with them. That's like...

Believe in what you want. You're going to hell. I don't... I'm not interested in any of that. Don't believe in any of that. You're going to hell and God when you die is going to come down himself and grab you and go, I'm taking you to hell because that was unacceptable.

Like that's what my mom has really instilled in me. You're going to hell? Well, probably. No. Like you just said, I might not be as religious as I was growing up.

I enjoy. the church for the community element of it. I like that it gave my single mom somewhere to find a community. And people help raise her boys and that. Yep. I didn't really buy into like the Jesus stuff. But she did instill enough fear in me that I'm not going to pee on St. Peter's Basilica because what if she's right?

No, I think mocking all of that is funny and, you know, all that, all apologies. Even I ain't going to pee on the world. altar like are you not play with it man no no if you're in a church and your wieners out you're supposed to be in the basement with the priest oh that's how that works send your complaints to paul subilia uh the individual bypass barriers he was doing this intentionally maybe crazy i don't say you don't usually get just get drunk and confused the basilica altar with pope leo who i do love that we got a fun american pope now we don't celebrate that enough no we got a u s a pope

But keep forgetting. We got or not, not Jersey Pope. Chicago Pope. We got Chicago Pope. We got Chicago Pope. We got Glyze Pope.

We got Deep Dish Pope. Like he's like, what's that? No, I'm not from America. No, I don't. Yeah, he's like, I'm in, I'm over here in the, Jesus.

He's taking a code from Ilaria Baldwin. No, no, I'm from Italy. I always be here. Excuse me. I am from Vatican City. I am Italian. I know, I know America. My name is a Leonardo.

It marks the third. desecration since 2003. So what is the purification ceremony? Like somebody goes down there with like the obviously you hose it off.

Yeah, is it? Yeah, do you just like wash it with holy water? Yeah, and then you just like Yeah, do you shake that thing at it? Shake the thing. And then you wave the smoke.

The fog machine over it, the handheld fog machine, you wave that over it. And then you save, maybe sage it, I don't know. See, that's where you got to give Tam Tam credit. She raised a couple

of real religious kids in the era. and I might not buy into it now, but I don't want to go to hell. No. I don't want to go to hell. I mean, you die and you end up one of those, too. It's going to be an awe reaction one way or the other. It just depends on the tone of your voice. Couldn't be any...

Hell couldn't be any worse than every day in this studio. Aw! Aww! Oh! 7 p.m. join me for Whiskey Wednesday, presented by Liquor Wine and Moonshot. State Fair Boulevard and East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse. Hey, who... I know somebody whose birthday's coming up.

There's a new birthday trend for adults. Uh-oh. Hiring magicians for your adult birthday party? Oh, no. You don't want a magician? No, God, no. Google says, Magician for hire searches are at an all-time high.

TikTok has thousands of videos. of adult birthday parties with magicians at them. No, no, nope, nope, no. Party magicians are all over TikTok now. Oh, man, that used to be my least favorite part of, of, uh, Dahlmanicos. There'd be a magician at Dahlmancos? You don't remember that?

Where? I don't look at DLonikos once in my life. Oh, my God. I had whipped the card into the goddamn ceiling. Oh, Jesus. Ooh, was he an older guy? I don't remember his age. I just remember that they had to be a magician while you're trying to eat a steak.

He's walking around doing. Things pulling stuff out of his pockets. Oh, that's annoying. I do got to say the other side of it, though. When I used to work at Wise Guys Comedy Club, Dan Usenoff would do, like, just he'd be at the bar and he would do card tricks. Like, what's his name when we were watching Seinfeld and he was waiting for Dom Herrera to get up on the stage? Yep.

He pulled the part of the prop gun. He would sit there and just do card tricks at the bar and it was awesome. Just for funsies? No, he was like hired to be the magician for the night. Oh, got you, gotcha, gotcha. Because there would be like two shows a night, so people would get there early and while they're waiting for the show. They were getting drinks and they're watching the magic.

He was really good. Then once you pass out, then they do the magic tricks. Interesting. But he was always great, and I would imagine. I don't, I was, I believe, married at the time. I was at least dating or definitely married to my wife at the time. But if you're a single guy and you can do magic, it seems like chicks get really into it. Like they were real.

Oh, no. Because Dan was a handsome guy, and I'm not saying he did anything. I didn't see him do anything like with other ladies. That probably helps. Chicks would get so horny for him doing magic. Slip this Spanish fly into your... He was a handsome... He was still handsome, Dan, if you're listening.

You're still handsome. But he would do like card tricks and the chicks. I mean, they're tipsy and they're getting really into it. Wow. But I can't imagine you're at Delmonico's and a guy walking around doing card tricks. Doing some card tricks. No, I got you. No, thank you.

I don't even want to talk to people when I'm at a restaurant, let alone watch a card trick. Do you have my steak sauce? Can I please get... Can you just make that appear instead? I don't have a knife. Can I get a steak knife? Look at that. A quaker.

No. Can I get some catch-out, please? I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea. I don't know how to explain it. Lee Baldwin's here, folks. Lee Baldwin walks in here asking us what 6-7 means.

Lee, you're above that. I wish we knew. You don't need to waste any time even thinking about 6-7. Sir, what's on your mind today, Lee Baldwin, Dollar Investment Club? Other than 6-7? The market's getting a little volatile. We had kind of a wild day yesterday. Well, I mean, when you impose 100% tariffs on China, then take them away,

that's going to do some things, I think. Right. Love it. And then they throw in a little Fed chairman saying, I think rates are going to go down. So we were down like $600 and then up like $400, then ended up down because the tariffs came back. Yeah. Like it's a little crazy.

I think part of that is, you know, valuations are pretty full. Markets had a pretty solid year, but it's getting a little frothier just to move like that. What upsets me is that all this crypto, like this crypto money that's out there, It's supposed to be transparent. You know who moves what money to what wallet or whatever. But you don't know. And like when these tariffs get announced, Trump announces 100% tariffs.

Right before that, some guy, like he bought a bunch. I don't even know the slogan or whatever. Regardless, some random person who we can't track down made $130 million that day. Interesting. In crypto. And it's like, that seems like somebody knew something.

And why can't we know who that is? We should know who that is. again, that points to this is a little frothy, right? Yeah. Like that. So just there's some signs out there. Like you can see it, like, because it's all open. The wallets are all open.

You see somebody have a giant spike in their, like their crypto investment. You're like, well, who? Who? Tell me who that is. Yeah, we should know, right? Right. We need to know. But, you know, I don't know if you guys noticed. Do you see the price of silver?

Well, I haven't invested in silver lately, Leobald. No. Why is it up? It hit $50 a Troy ounce. I can't explain what a Troy ounce. But that was a record. So, you know, we have Wall Street records the highest. You know, we're making new highs, this and that.

But silver got to, I think, $48 an ounce back in 1980. There was three brothers, the Hunt brothers. Okay. And I'm going back in time, they tried to corner the market. Of silver. Of silver. Okay. So remember the movie trading places?

They were... Oh, I love trading places. So they had warehouses all over the country, probably around the world. They were just putting silver in. And then they went on the futures market. Then they were buying contracts. Long story, sure, it wasn't quite street legal what they were doing. And then the price collapsed.

So 45 years later, we finally... It's just like a milestone that people thought would never... Is silver truly like a finite... thing or is it like the De Beers did with diamonds where it's like they bought the diamonds so that's why they're hard to find diamonds. Right. I think it's more like that. Yeah.

And so, yeah. And you also have the price of gold over $4,000. So there is definitely money and money moves like a big tanker ship where it goes where it's treated the best. And it's found its way to the precious metals. And so it doesn't really help us with our inflation story. But I just, I thought that was interesting. Well, if I could find a gold mine in my yard, it would be pretty helpful.

I'm out there digging. I'm out there sifting in my creek behind my house. You don't have one of those things, the radar things. I'm out there digging up Hercrim and Geimald. And tax line, sorry, the Twitch chat is saying, Lee, can you open a dollar investment account as a custodian for a child? Absolutely. That's smart to do.

Yes. Get your kids in the game now. They'll be real happy. And what's nice with that is you start putting some money aside for, you know, future needs. But also as they get older, it's a nice way to. educate and say, you know, here, you own shares of Pepsi. And I saw something the other day that I'm not usually like a Dave Ramsey guy, because I don't

think he's always like as realistic where he's like, just buy a car and cash. Like, I don't know if that's always realistic. Eliminate all your debts? Yeah, just get rid. Well, I have debt. Don't have debt. That's weird. His message is really solid.

Right. But he did say something that I wanted to ask you about before I let you go. Yeah. He said, if you get to the age of 50, because I know we got people that are here listening in their 40s and almost, you know, in their 50s. You guys are sold. He said, say you get to your 50s and you haven't really done any retirement planning. But maybe you've paid off your house.

Maybe your cars are paid off. Maybe some of those bigger expenses are gone. He did some kind of math, like where if you can put away $1,000 a month for the next 15 years, so 50 to 65, you'll be sitting on 500 grand. That's your egg. And then you live off the investment of that. So it's like, obviously, the numbers are vary for everybody. But you're not out of luck if you're in your 50s. No, no, it's never, it's never too late.

Right. And so, and to put the power. And if you're 50, like, you've got a plan for the next 35, 40 years anyway. So it's still a long term. But, you know, and if you've paid off that, like, that's all, like, good stuff. And we get calls like that a lot when we're doing planning and people are certain stages of their career. Now they have some extra money. Let's supercharge your savings and get you to a place.

And so, yeah, I, I, I kind of all in on that. I think a lot of people panic. They're like, I'm just never going to be able to retire. And that's for a lot of us. Maybe that's true. But it's never too late to just try,

to get something in the game there. And there's catch-ups that you can do for like into a retirement plan. There's things that you can do. And if you're, but if you don't have any debt, boy, that makes things a lot easier, smooth the path.

But if you are lucky enough now to have some money you can put towards your kids, trust me, do it. Sign them up. Get them in the game. Right. Get them in the game. Love it. Dollar Investment Club.com, you sign up, you pay a bill to yourself.

Lee, always good to see you, buddy. Thanks for coming in. Good to see my new favorite song. No. Shout out to Azel and what was it? Azel and Gray Mizzy. Take me down to Stewies. It's going everywhere right now.

No way. It's about Stewart Shop. Take me down to Stuys. Take me, take me down to Stuys. Take me down to Stuys. Take me down to Stuys. Take me down to Stuys. Take me down to Stews.

Take me down to Stews. Take me down to Stews. I swear down my life of movies. Take me down to stewies because I need something to eat. Take me down the stewies per 20 and pump three. Take me down to stewies because I need a little ice cream. Go home, go to sleep and have a nice dream. Wake up in the morning and I do it again.

A cop a egg witch for all of my friends. I ain't never drove a Rari and I can't afford a bans. But $50 a stewie's going to feed the whole fare. Take me down to stewies. Take me down to stewies. Take me down to stewies. My jam. I mean.

It's linked on my Facebook page if you want to see. Just a funny rap's video. I love it. There are no Warack. No. Who's Warwick? Who's Warwick? You know Warwick, son?

Who's Warwick? Can I play it? Probably not. The people know who Warack is. How do I spell it? W-A-Q. If you even start, there's a Q in there, it comes up. Okay.

They're Warwick, son. Warwick Cipher? Any of them aren't safe. None of them are safe. But I bet upstate New York knows all about Warwick. I don't even know Warwick, bro. They're from Warwick. They're from Warwick, New York?

Yeah. They are. Well, now I got to listen to it. You can't tell. I didn't know you were so hip-tipped to the upstate New York hip-hop scene, my friend. Once we get into Twitch, you can watch some of their stuff. I can't tell. Text like, Cody, why did you bring up Warwick?

Yeah, Warwick, this guy knows. I can't tell if they're serious, which I think they are, but I think they also are maybe a little in on their own joke. Okay. Okay. I'll listen to this before you are gaming. Heads I'm Syracuse, Tails, I'm Pitt. Let's see.

You want to get the pit with Warwick? Your pit. I'm Syracuse. I keep getting whooped as anything else. All right. We'll play our gaming stream presented by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. You're buying, your style, and your profile. with Ryan Phelps Auto Sales Radio World,

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