The Show - GIMMIE A MINUTE
Episode Date: April 8, 2026We love a good ‘ol baseball brawl. Gavin Doty is coming to the Cuse, making Josh the 2nd most famous Fultonian. The OVULIS ghost sensor is extra chatty this morning. McDonalds drive thru etiquet...te do’s & don’t. Plus, snack prices coming down & much more on a Wednesdee!
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What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Twitch issues.
Real quick, I'm going to.
I'm going to get that settled in.
It counts still there.
Figure this thing out here.
Yeah.
Let's see here.
Give me a moment.
Because I'm sure people are asking.
It looks like it's elite that part's still there.
We'll find out a minute.
Can you type and chat for people who are waiting for us, BRB?
BRB.
Hopefully it'll let me.
Because I'm not getting like an updated chat or nothing.
Go online.
Let's find out
Of a survey says
Internet's been weird, man
Internet's been real weird lately
Let's just try this
Let's see if this works
It's been weird at my place
Where it just won't connect
It was very slow
The random things that I'm used to
Don't usually do the things
All right, let's see if that works
It was every other day
It was very weird
So who knows
Let's see if that did
If we have connected
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They got a lot
Happy Whiskey Wednesday, baby!
I have some.
You want some, bud?
I have some.
Some may say I have too much.
I drink too much.
Hummer.
Smote, humor.
Humphets, trumpets, trumpets.
Trumpets.
I have been in a, uh, I've been in like a two, like an early 2000s.
I don't even know what I would, I would describe it as.
where my playlist has been
Dave Matthews, John Mayer,
counting crows.
So, hookahel necklace.
Yeah, hookah shell necklace.
It's just my Poon mix tape, I guess, bud.
Yep.
My college years.
We'll say it's the...
Little Jack Johnson will pop up in there.
It's your road trip rocking out mix.
Uh-huh.
2002 era.
Sorry, Mitch, yeah, we had to reboot,
reboot the computer because it was not connecting
with Twitch for some reason.
If you could just go ahead and do.
Ribbon.
Harder be good to your daughter.
Daughter will live like you do.
Which one's that one?
Daughters.
No, I don't.
Just John Mayer.
Ah, Jack Johnson hit.
Another hit from Jack Johnson.
But yeah, Pooka Shell Necklace is the best player to describe that.
Yep.
What's that face?
Why I'm making a face?
I mean, weird new branding song for the Carousel Mall.
But I mean, you're going back to Carousel Mall.
Yeah, Destiny.
They're going to say, you know what?
Everything old is new again.
Yep.
Let's go back to Carousal Mall.
Marisol Mall. Yep. Okay. Good morning, everybody. Driver's Village is going back to Pankan Mall.
Do you know that? Yeah. They're renaming the cells, Pencan Mall.
That'd be great. They're all throwing it back.
That's it. Ooh, we got on TV again and get my haircut somewhere inside Pankan Mall.
Yeah, there you go, bud. Mm-hmm.
315-364-1009 K-Rock text line. We'd love to hear from you.
How's your good? What's today's Kobe Day?
Textline said, let's not forget Kobe Day?
What's Kobe Day? Did he die today?
I cried actual tears
When? I don't know what that text means
I just saw it pop up
I don't know let me see I'm on ESPNs
Hold on
Oh there was a
Oh I missed that
Sorry there was a bench clearing brawl
And Braves and Angels
Yeah I don't know why they said it's on Kobe Day textline
What are you talking about?
Today is not the day Kobe was Brian or
Or passed away
What were you saying?
Apparently there was a brawl
Where?
On um
Braves and Angels.
Like the front,
the headline of ESPN is
Jorge Solar and Ronaldo Lopez
like,
hmm,
doing this,
like,
I'm punching.
So I have audio at this.
Let me see.
Lopez must to hit
Solar,
who used to play for the damn Braves
hit a massive home run for us.
Wow.
No,
I don't have audio for that.
No,
I didn't even,
I didn't even know
because they,
they're playing out west.
So they start like nine.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Oh,
interesting.
He didn't hit it
through it over his head.
Oh,
you can't throw it his head.
Okay. Okay.
Wow.
All right.
It's always a big dude.
I wouldn't mess with him.
How do you end a brawl like that?
Whenever like the benches start to clear, it just just burns out?
Yeah, they kind of, depending on the level of it.
You spraying with a water bottle and everyone's got to go back.
Hey, hey, hey, get off.
Get off.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, they kind of separate them depending on, you know, the escalation level.
The game, Angels guy got tackled.
Awesome.
Well, I missed a brawl, man.
Awesome.
That's awesome.
I love the good ones.
Because a lot of times with baseball,
they'll all just come running out of the bullpens and stuff to stand there.
You know what I mean?
And you're like,
not that I'm looking to get into a bench clearing brawl,
but I don't think I'd be a punch guy.
I'd be a run out there and run my mouth guy.
Oh, I would immediately.
You'd be a punch guy?
If it's like one of those and we're all sprinting out,
I'm not standing around pushing and shoving.
I'm flying in like a crazy man.
I'm getting on ESPN.
I'm just playing.
I'm Roman-range Superman punching somebody.
As I'm running in, I'm going,
just punching them.
I don't know I can play this.
He threw it his head.
Right back to Haim, who throws late to second base.
Albi's just missed the tag.
So something's happening behind them right now.
Yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Punch him.
Punch him.
Behind him in a quick throw.
He was trying to tag.
Shonawell, Albi's in the back foot and leg area.
Three out of ten.
Really for a brawl 3-10?
Didn't get it down.
Just missed the tag.
It's the dirt.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Now he's walking up to the mound.
Oh, here he goes.
Here he goes.
Salas.
They swear Iakers.
They're going after each other.
Saler is finally tackled from behind as the Angels and Braves are all out onto the field.
I think Lopez gets a couple.
Oh, all right.
All right.
Looks like he gets a couple in and that's it.
Yeah, I think I'm just, I'm going to, I'm running on the field.
Because I got to be a part of it.
I got to know what's going.
Yeah.
But I don't want to, I mean, I don't want to get punch in the face.
No.
And so.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
I'm a song and dance man.
And Lopez knows that Solera will, he's much bigger.
You can see him kind of like swinging and backing away.
Like at the end of this clip, Rinaldo Lopez is all the way on one side from where he's started.
This line is half a joke, but it's also a serious question.
What does that do for the greater good?
Like, what are you going to do?
You're going to punch a pitcher in the face?
Right.
No.
How does this play out for anybody?
It's, I honestly, I don't know.
I love it just because I like baseball brawls.
Yeah.
I think it's just a matter of you, you threw that baseball too close to me.
So I'm making my statement back at you.
So now I'm gonna, now I'm gonna.
We're a couple of dudes full of adrenaline and testosterone,
and now I must swing my hands at you.
Yep, I must punch you in the face.
Now I'm thrown out of the game.
Yeah.
Which won't do anything.
I'm the guy who's going to be running out there yelling a World Star.
I'm going to be annoying about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And if you guys, we're going to,
Go back and rewind if you can hear...
Yeah, you hear that in the back.
I think that is...
Wait, what position is that second baseman?
Your second baseman?
Yeah, I really...
I think that's second base, but Josh Grossman,
I don't know where he got the camera from,
but he's yelling, World Star.
If you remember World Star,
when certain groups would get into fights.
Get him! Get him!
Would yell World Star and record it.
Spectators.
would yell world star.
And place it on set internet and it would end up in your MySpace top 10.
That's fun.
Yeah, I don't have any, I guess, like, as long as we're talking baseball,
throw the sportsy stuff out that came out yesterday.
Donnie Freeman leaving the cues.
Yeah.
Bye.
Okay, bye.
I expected that.
He was kind of a dud, right?
His career here was derailed by injuries.
Yeah, he's injured all the time.
Schemes that didn't fit him and stuff like that.
He'll fit somewhere better if he wants to, you know, make it to the NBA.
My guess is he probably met with Jerry and they didn't seem to mesh.
He probably didn't fit Jerry's ideas.
And it sounded like Donnie wanted more money than he was already getting.
Oh, all right.
And it was probably like you said a little bit of like, oh, well, we're not really meshing because you want more?
Well, what did you do?
And then Fulton's Gavin Doty coming to town, but I'm so stoked for that kid.
Oh, cool.
Maybe we can do something with him.
Kid, man, he's over 18, but he is, yeah, he's a kid to me.
He's coming to town.
That'll be great.
That's cool.
It'll be fun for...
It'd be fun for...
endorsements and stuff like that.
Mama Gina can bust out the Gavin Doty special
with a do of ricotta.
I mean, selfishly, it pisses me off
that now I'm the second most famous Fultonian.
Well, what's, um...
Who's the hockey player from my youth?
Yeah, wasn't there a...
We had a hockey player, but I don't remember his name.
He was on the board.
Who was he, TechCline?
Ray something or...
Somebody was on the Welcome to Fulton City.
Yeah.
future.
Yeah.
Home of.
No, maybe that was a Swego that was the hockey player.
Um, the Eric Cole special.
Eric Cole special.
Eric Cole was a Swego.
That's right.
From the Carolina Hurricanes.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I've never had that sub because I don't like the things on it, but you say it like you have because of the respect.
You say respect, yeah.
But yep, sorry.
No, you.
I got to take second place to Gavin Doty, I guess.
And then right below you is the mayor that came up with the slogan,
Fulton City of the future.
Well, I did get invited to the Fulton Taco Bell Grand opening, ribbon cutting.
That was a highlight.
That is true.
Tyler Schremp, they said on the tax sign.
I don't know who that is.
Would you call me?
I'll take second place to Gavin Doty for a couple years.
Unless he goes pro and then he'll be the most famous Fultonian.
Right?
Oh, man.
Imagine that.
And then he'll get on the board like in Manoa, there's a random,
it's like home of NBA champion and it has some guys.
Manoa has an NBA champion?
Nice.
From when it was like, there was like the Syracuse Nationals and stuff like that.
Oh, nice.
I forget his name, Bob something.
All right.
Who's to watch it.
So that's exciting.
Yeah, we knew the transfer portal was opening yesterday, so.
Boom.
And boom.
Yeah, there'll be a lot of moves.
Everybody thinks that they deserve better and all that, whatnot.
They deserve more.
Some do.
Some absolutely don't.
Chattie ghost on Mike 3 today, the Atois.
saying all kinds of words
during red-out chili peppers there.
Angry.
Angry.
Crescent.
Angry Tesla.
What is going on?
Norm.
Whoa.
Why is it?
I don't know.
Why is it going so nuts?
It's going nuts today.
There's a lot of,
it's got a lot of words.
It's got a lot of words.
It's saying so many words.
Yeah.
It's got a lot of things to say today.
It's been built up.
There's had options to speak for a while.
and then, you know, we haven't had it in here for a few days.
It said the word scruple while we were in break there,
which is the town I grew up in.
Oh, that's what I wanted to Google if there was like a...
What?
Like it said van and...
Yeah, it said...
What?
Syllibles.
Cillables?
Grandma.
Grandma.
Daddy.
Older.
Gabby, it said.
Older.
Your mother, dab is older.
My mom's not a ghost, though.
Dab?
Yeah.
Dab?
The ghost is talking to you?
Are you a...
Dab?
Do you need to say something to my mom?
Is it Frank?
Don't attach to me.
Is that what is...
Now just Frank just hanging out with you all day?
Alright, get out of here.
Yeah.
Oh, what the hell?
What was that?
Frank, is that you?
Rhonda.
Engle.
Who's Rhonda?
His ex-wife.
Shut up.
Oh, I'm not kidding.
Frank, is that you?
That's his angle.
That's your angle?
You're talking about.
Rhonda?
Them. Them?
Them. You hang out with them? Debbie and Rhonda?
Debbie and Rhonda? Your ex-wives? Your two ex-wives? You said the two ex-wives? You said the two names that there happen to be your ex-wives?
Is this Frank Lecy in the room?
Oh, now you're just going to see? Again, I need something. Near. He's near.
Yeah. So your dad is attached to you, bud. That's weird. Don't, though.
Are you coming to work with Coco?
Don't. What? Oh, just said near. Same thing.
You're coming to work with your son?
No.
Like, it's like a joke.
kind of a joke, but it's like
he's haunting your house. It's fun
again, I understand
what it's for. But why would it say
Deb and Rhonda? It's fun that you can make
connections with this stuff.
Like, that's why this stuff is fun.
Why does they scruple, Debraonda?
Now imagine that we're out in like
a graveyard and we're making
these, like, I would literally
be peeing a little.
I would, I probably have to go pee
if we're in a graveyard because I'd be so. We don't need to be in a
graveyard because Frank is wherever you are.
This is weird, but like, if it'd be scary if we were in at Graveyard.
Yeah, Garrett, it's take your dead dad to work day.
That's what he's doing.
He brought, he brought a SWAT.
What?
Sally Hayes.
Whole.
Alone.
Alone.
Roll alone.
Yeah, see, I don't know.
See, you're not, uh, yeah.
It's harder to, you're not alone.
Walk.
Speak.
Necessary.
Walk necessary.
So to speak.
Well.
What?
All right.
It's too much.
It's too hard trying to make all the connections.
Frank, we got to move on, okay?
Diction.
Fiction?
Diction.
Diction.
All right.
All right, we got to move on, Frank.
I'm sorry.
What if the thing swears?
Find out.
Can you swear?
I'll dump you.
Yeah, say a swear word.
We'll dump it.
And legally, you should be able to swear as a ghost.
Yes.
Also, you're not on this point.
Barrel?
Almost.
It was very weird that whoever designed this.
When it said hell, or during break, yeah, it went, hell.
Yeah.
That's weird.
Don't do that.
Don't do, don't do those words, please.
Threshold.
Threshold.
Threshold.
I think I know that, like, that means, right?
Like the limit of something as far as something can go.
Or in audio, it's like where you'd cut off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
There you go.
You want to know if you're going to dump them.
Yes.
All right.
Go ahead and swear real quick before I go to nothing more.
All right, Frank.
What?
Say a curse.
Go ahead. Say a ghost curse.
Go ahead. Ghost curse.
Let's hear it.
Quick.
We only got like five seconds, Frank.
All right. We're going to, we're going to nothing more, Frank.
If you want to swear during the Twitch, get in Twitch.
We'll let Frank keep chatting, all right.
We'll let Frank keep chatting, all over again.
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Yes.
Good morning, everybody.
Happy Whiskey Wednesday tonight.
Seven o'clock on our Twitch channel.
Come get yourself something to drink.
You're going to have to do a lavender something because it's springtime.
Whatever spring flowers came out, we're probably killed by that snow, right?
I think some of the daffodils, some of those that grow on their own in the wild that you see that are all pretty.
I think those are okay.
I had a couple little springtime flowers trying to come.
up and I was like, oh, I bet the snow murder those things.
They might be okay because they're resilient because they're outside ones.
They do it themselves.
But some probably were like, oh, what the hell, man?
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Come get yourself something to drink.
I'll find something fun to sip on tonight.
Oh, my God.
You know, well, speaking of alcohol, bro.
Drinking.
This trend comes around every couple of years.
It gets to a point where I guess we've done this show long enough that like
trends come back around.
Yeah.
And this one never went away.
Okay.
The newest salty snack hack.
Okay.
Is Farmer's Coke putting salted peanuts in your Coca-Cola.
Isn't that something from like...
It's from the South.
Yeah, but from like the 1800s, I thought, right?
And we've like, once every couple of years, this makes it, it's way back into...
No, that's extremely old-timey.
And I think people down south still do it.
Like, what is that?
What?
What did you say?
Picked press.
Picked press.
Gotcha.
Yeah, right, yeah.
Stereo Media, knew it.
Peanuts in Cola is having another moment on social media again.
While younger people are discovering it, especially in Japan.
I guess they're discovering it over there.
All right.
Coke tastes like Coke.
Peanuts tastes like peanuts, but then you mix them together.
Magic.
And magic.
You could have yourself a whiskey and Coke and peanuts tonight.
I do, what is that?
Dives.
Okay, all right, we're doing a show over here, okay?
You got to either stay with us or don't.
You got to stay on topic.
Don't be trying to derail here.
Okay.
That'd be good, you should try it.
On my boiled peanuts?
No.
No, but I could do some, like, Pepsi and peanuts.
You got to do a whiskey and Coke.
And peanuts.
I can try to make that happen.
I can make that happen.
People would combine them when working out in the fields,
but often it was RC Cola, Royal Crown Cola, not Coca-Cola.
Why do they, why?
Voss.
Coat.
Doctor.
Okay.
Ghost?
Oh.
What?
I thought it said Coke.
No, it said coat.
I was going to say, I'm going to turn you off if you just said Coke.
Doctor, he's a doctor coat.
Yeah.
Ashes.
Frank.
Frank, we know.
But you're ashes.
Because I remember them saying for a reason why they went and did that,
like why they were out there just because like it was some convenience or something.
Yeah, it's like it's, you would probably need a snack throughout the day.
And it's old timey stuff.
So you're like, just put the snack in a bottle of RC Cola.
Do you find why they would combine them?
It allowed them to eat a quick salty snack with their dirty hands while also getting some energy.
Oh, that's a good idea, because it's in a bottle.
You don't got to touch the peanuts.
These are my kind of people.
You don't got to touch the food.
Right.
Oh, I love him.
There's nothing better than a good old cocktail nut.
He is in his nut era right now.
What?
Present.
Present?
Yep.
He did get nuts for a present.
Yeah.
Shit.
Okay.
Right.
Diction.
It's telling you.
Example.
Thank you.
For an example of the nuts.
Give an example of a nut that I like.
What kind of nuts is Cody like?
What else?
Give me another nut.
I just say cocktail nut.
Thanks.
Thanks for contributing.
Okay.
It can be a choking hazard, they warn.
As if you do have a bottle of Coca-Cola filled with peanuts
and you go to sip it down, you could choke on those peanuts.
I'll be careful.
That's not a choking hazard is Inks Ma's house.
Ah!
She loves nuts in her mouth.
I want to try it.
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You ever be in the drive-thru?
And you see somebody.
Just ordering.
Yeah.
So much food.
And you're like, this is going to take forever.
Yeah.
We're going to be here forever.
And it's usually behind like a Chevy suburban,
especially in Fulton, because here's what I see.
Yes.
If I, in the wintertime, if I time a McDonald's visit wrong,
it's right after a hockey family is leaving the Fulton War Memorial.
And you always know, if you pull in the drive-thru,
and you're behind the biggest black suburban you've ever seen,
and it's got a little like CNS stars sticker
or any kind of like hockey stick decal.
You go, oh, they just got out of the hockey game at the warmer more.
I'm going to be here all day.
I'm going to be here for about 10, 15 minutes waiting.
That suburban's got eight kids in it right now.
Or if you, the other thing I hate is if you're up there in the line
and it's that same big, huge suburban,
they keep doing the move of, like, they lean out.
Yeah, could I get it?
And then, and then what else?
Like, you don't know?
You haven't prepared.
You don't know.
You're going up there.
Raw dog in the McDonald's menu?
I don't even do that myself or a guy of one.
I know, bro.
Raw dog in the menu.
Raw dog it and just stand there and hope, like, now you're,
going to inquire around my family has to give me their orders before we leave the house.
No, I got to know so I can put it in the app and see if we get some deals.
Before we leave the house, I got to know.
Just going up there.
Kids, before we get to the restaurant, I need to know what you're planning on eating.
Family is six, just played hockey, just rolling up.
We went to Santangelo's on Saturday night for Easter dinner with my in-laws.
Yeah.
I made the kids look at the menu before we left the house.
Yeah.
I said, I want it in your head.
When that waitress comes to the table.
You're going to know.
Because that's a move that I do, that it probably is very dad of me.
When the waitress comes to the table, we're ready.
It's not drinks, and then she'll come back, and then it's apps, and then she'll come back.
That's me.
I'm the worst with that.
I am what I complain about when I'm done eating, how I want to leave.
I am a hypocrite to the max to start.
Yeah.
I will monkey around before actually getting dinner.
Because I'll do it.
Let's get, well, let's just get to bring water.
I'll take a look and then you have a chance to look.
Oh, I want to say, yep, no, we'll just get a drink and then come back.
And then, well, yeah, we'll get a little app and then come back.
Did you get a chip?
No, not yet.
And then the app will show up.
And then you can, yeah, it's a hole.
Because that when I'm done.
Yeah.
My wife is, my wife is verifying my text right now.
She says, there is no such thing as a relaxing hangout dinner with you.
you. No, there isn't. When the waitress
comes over. You're a start to finish. And I always
rattle the waitress or waiter
because they're not, they don't have their pads out.
They think they're just doing drinks. No.
So they'll come over and be like, uh, all right, what are we
going to get for drinks? We're ready. To start.
So here's, okay. I need you to listen.
Everybody shut up. Here's how it's going to go.
Need you to listen. Sprite, Sprite,
pink lemonade, pink lemonade,
okay? Now.
I can see, John. Not even just.
Waters. Waters.
Waters. Round them out.
Waters! Out of the mouth!
Restaurant!
Water!
People looking at it.
Yeah, you!
I rattle the whole table.
That's why I'm not...
It's best if I just stay home.
It's best if I just stay home.
Brett!
Where is the bread?
Are we done?
Sir, this is a Mexican restaurant.
Chimps and salsa!
Yep.
I keep it going.
I keep it going.
I can see that.
And then as soon as I'm done, I'm ready to go.
Do you make sure that everybody is ready?
Or you just fire off first?
because if I can see me like, go ahead, and just staring people down.
No, go ahead, order.
Mm-hmm.
I said order.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I wasn't really.
You're ready.
No, you're ready.
What were you thinking about?
What were you thinking about?
What were you thinking about?
Okay, you'll get in that.
That's it.
San Antonio is Saturday night, might.
They'll have that.
See, because my poor mother-in-law is the opposite of me.
That's what I'm saying.
She wants to take her time.
She wants a two-hour meal.
You order for her.
She'll have that.
So she was looking at the menu.
She's looking at the menu.
And the waitress comes.
over and everyone's still kind of chatting and I just made, I go, now, we're ready now.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Start with me.
By the time you get around, she'll be ready.
Go ahead.
I'm going to get, I would like the chicken parm.
Yeah, I know.
I know I'm a lot.
I wish I wasn't.
But I can't fix it.
No, I'd like to order anywhere in the middle or last.
I can't go first.
No?
Because then I can go.
No, I could get to panic.
I could give the hostess my order.
I could walk in the restaurant.
around go.
Done.
Yeah, I don't know where you're going to seat us.
I'm going to get the chicken parm.
Here you go.
Hand that to the chef.
Go ahead and put that right in.
Go ahead and put that right on.
We're ready.
Go and put that around.
Thank you.
It's only your order.
They'll take care of themselves.
Yeah, they'll figure it out.
I'll go ahead and put that in right now.
Get that going for me.
Thank you.
No, I can't.
That's when I start getting the worst
of decision paralysis.
The closer to the time,
to crunch time it is,
the worst.
Yeah.
My decision paralysis gets
because it just starts ramping up.
That's how I ended up just getting it a bacon omelet.
It waits.
Really?
You spent that whole morning looking at the menu and then when it ended you just go bacon omel.
I was going to get a cheeseburger omelet for almost the whole damn show.
The whole damn show.
You were locked in on that.
And then I let myself think and in my head for one second I thought about how I wouldn't
like it if the cheese cooled on the burger like how I don't like in real life times.
So it ruined it for me in my own head.
Right when it came to crunch time.
And then I was going to get the cinnamon swirl pancakes, but I was too scared,
and I just got the banging omel.
Bob and the text sign.
I placed my order when I made the reservation.
Yeah.
There should be.
My family gets seeded and the food's already out.
No, I already put the order in.
You walk in and go, yeah, gross on the table for me.
And they just start to.
Oh, I guess.
Hold on one sec.
I just, let me, on the computer, it's, it keeps popping up an order.
I don't.
Yeah, no, I did that.
I did that. That's my order.
I did that. No, I did that.
Was that her table?
You just walked.
Yeah, no, that's her table.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Have a good one.
Especially if it's a restaurant that I go to regularly and have a favorite.
Oh, wow.
For example, Tissones, where I always get my chicken franchise, I love their chicken franchise.
I'm not even out of my car and I could order that.
Yeah.
I could call them while I'm on 6-9 and be like, hey, we're going to be there about five minutes.
You're going to seat us.
I'm going to want a chicken franchise over Riggies, no mushrooms, please.
Thank you.
I feel like my overwhelmed.
overwhelming anxiety forced poor Kelly and Dave to keep
Takedos on San Miguel's menu.
Why?
Because when they said they were changing the menu,
it was like three years ago,
my initial anxiety,
because he said she was,
she goes,
Takedos will still be there,
and I went,
but they moved to where they are over there
and, like, the apps or whatever.
And it just,
but what are you going to do?
They're still going to be there.
Because I don't know what I would do.
I couldn't handle the chain.
Yeah, I know I know I'm a lot.
I know I'm a lot.
But it's a fun.
And you're all right.
My wife is a saint.
She's the best human being I know.
Yep.
And I don't know why she tolerates.
And eventually my stuff will be in the driveway.
But for now.
But for now.
But for now, we're going at the Sones getting chicken branches.
Say, for now.
The order's in.
So back to the drive-thru.
This is a guy who was in McDonald's drive-thru.
And he ordered 11 breakfasts.
And at that point, you've got to use the app or you've got to go to,
You got to go in. You can't do that in the drive-thru.
You have to go in. Don't be a jerk.
Cousin-J.
The drive-through is a drive-due through a reason.
Look at Cousin-J. My wife does that move.
She pulls up to the drive-thru and says, can I just have a minute?
I refuse to go through the drive-thru with her.
Can I have a-have-a-minute?
You can have a seat in the parking lot.
They didn't just invent McDonald's.
Oh.
They didn't just invent it.
Oh, it just give me shivers.
It just gave me shivers
That's why I love the app
Yeah, give me a minute
Because it's already done
It's already done
Yeah, just give me a minute
Excuse me what
What?
You don't have a minute
Please feel forward
Yeah, I didn't order
Pull in the spot three
We're out of time
Please go forward
I'm gonna call the police
If you don't pull forward
Oh yeah, just give me a minute
Hold on, I gotta ask the room
God, I ask the room
It's somebody
Is somebody is climbing through that first window
To get to the drive-few person
Because, sir, wait
Did I just hear you from the car back there
Say give me a minute?
Hey, this is a customer in the car
Three cars ahead of you.
Did you just say give me a minute?
Sir, you have to get off of me.
This is a McDonald's drive-old.
Did you just say, give me a minute?
Please, well, I'm coming back there.
Ma'am, one of our patrons
is asking to come punch you in the face.
I'm sorry, we're going to try to maintain decorum.
It's just a guy walking.
No.
What did she say?
I'm going to punch your window.
Dude, that's how I felt when I was, I had to go into McDonald's recently and I was in the line
and doesn't just this solo boomer step up to the counter and she goes, what can I get for you?
And he goes, oh, and then he does that hands on the hips and looks up at the menu like this hasn't been a restaurant for a hundred years.
That's my favorite sinbad joke.
Let me see.
That's why I call it McDonald's because he's talking about
Been a same goddamn menu
For 20 years
You're going to say
Let me see
He did he did
Number two, Lodge with a coat
You're done
And and and and
He had been in line
The menu was in
I was in his eye line
While he was in line
He could have done that
But he looked at the ground
Looked at the ground
Until he approached the minute to
And then
Give me a minute
I even am one of the guys
That when you get there
even though I'm probably pretty sure what I want,
I will do the move where the line will be to order
will be like up here somewhere.
And I do it where I'm just,
no, you go ahead.
I'm just looking at the menu.
Yeah, go ahead.
No, no, go ahead.
I'm back here.
I'm going to look at the menu back here.
At the back of the restaurant for about five minutes.
That's nice of you, man.
Assault.
Assault.
What?
Yeah, assault.
They're going to assault somebody.
They're going to punch somebody.
Yeah, they're going to punch somebody in the face.
Exactly.
All right.
So back to the fellow who pulls up.
Yeah, 11 breakfasts.
He pulls up.
up to the drive-through. No. And he places his order. Can I take your order?
55 burgers, 55, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 tachos, 500 tatters, 100 tatters, 100 tatters.
55 wigs, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 5155 pancakes, 55 pasta, 5ty my peppers, and 155 taters.
Okay, that'll be $680.08. Okay.
Okay. No, here's the real audio. Oh, my God, he really did. I do this.
I'm gonna insert for you today. I need, uh, egg McMuffin.
And I need 11 big breakfast with the hot cakes.
You said 11 big breakfast with hot cakes?
11, yes.
All right, just a warning that will take probably a while.
Well, I got eight hungry kids at the house, so yeah, that's cool, bro.
Here me a second, I need manager approval.
I thought it was that Jack Black?
The manager approval.
Anything I see today?
No, that'll be it.
You're looking at 83.34 at the next one.
83.
Okay.
First of all, first of all, bro,
if buy a condom, for Christ's sakes.
You got eight kids at home?
Right, and also, uh, pull out.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
Oh, my God, dude.
I just went to a McDonald's.
He filmed himself doing it.
And yo, I ordered, I ordered a bunch of McDonald's at McDonald's.
It's going to take a while, I bet, bud.
Well, it's okay.
I guess I have to.
I got eight kids and I don't like it.
It's the drive-thru guys' fault.
Yeah, like, dude, I...
Well, thanks, jerk.
I got all these kids you left me with at home.
Dude, relax.
I don't...
I'm 18 and I'll have kids.
Thanks.
Now everybody else has to wait
because you couldn't use the app.
No, you got to go in.
It's that you just, you have to go in.
I got 11,000, eight hungry kids in home, man.
Hey, Bartman.
Yeah, the video's going viral for obvious.
And he's getting dragged in the comments.
Like, why are you laughing?
Yeah, that's the thing that I don't like is.
He continues to...
You couldn't have ordered that a hat?
That's a catering meal.
Or he just thinks he's...
That's hilarious.
Like, I don't know what's funny about you having to feed your kids.
And, like, from a financial standpoint.
Yeah.
You've got eight kids at home.
Yeah.
And you're ordering pancakes.
Bro, you could make that for $3 at home.
That's a pretty...
I was to say, that's actually a pretty good deal.
The $80...
Because what did he get?
He started with something.
You got like him muffin.
Yeah, I'm going to get myself something.
Got to fuel up for more banging.
Yeah, and then 11 big breakfast with hot cakes.
It's like, dude, you can make that at home for $5.
Yeah.
What is, I don't.
It's probably that little sausage circle.
And then just like their old school bruffleses.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Who's watching the kids?
Yeah, the guy at the drive is like, who's, who's home with your kids?
Yeah.
What?
The son.
Son.
Oh, the sun is coming out.
Yeah.
The son.
Are you talking about your son?
Cody.
No, son.
S-U-N.
All right.
Yep.
Son, yeah, the sun's coming out.
All right.
Let's see, here.
Let me order a big Mac meal here.
Oh, of course.
Like, bro.
My God.
Yeah, this is a guy named Brownie is going viral for his McDonald's drive-thru order with
11 big breakfast and one-egg McMuffin.
What is it called?
A big breakfast?
11 big breakfast with hot cakes.
I don't even see that.
out of here.
Homestown.
Oh,
there it is,
here it is, here it is.
It's like the tray.
It is literally what you were.
Although, where does he?
Okay, that's not a, that's that 739 for, uh,
hash brown, three pancakes, two sausages and a biscuit and some eggs.
That's a big breakfast?
Yeah.
Now, normally I do drag McDonald's for not having food ready, but I don't expect you to
have.
You don't, yeah, yeah.
11 times three, so you have 33 pancakes.
Yeah, you have to unthaw a bag.
Yeah.
It's a big day.
deal. Maybe there was a sleepover or something regardless.
That's an app order. Come on. That's an app order.
What? You can get toys at breakfast now, too.
You can. What's the toy right now?
I don't know. Saja boys' breakfast meal.
Sa Jada? Is that a BTS thing? I don't know.
Oh, is it? I don't know.
BTS is back. That's not my favorite.
That's not my favorite.
That's weird. Back. Well, you're just saying that for clout.
I'm a clout chasing.
You're not going to cut that. The paper, it's not bad for paper.
Oh, you're hitting it with the hammer?
Yeah, no, it's not.
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Come and get yourself something neat.
I can be eating right now.
I can be eating a big old omelet right now.
Who even knows what Christian's going to come up with out there, man.
He's got a crazy menu.
Yeah.
We'll go live at 6 a.m., driven by Bermuda, BMW.
Come out, play our Plinko game.
You could win very limited edition coffee mugs.
Poster.
We've got stickers.
We've got all the good, good.
Happy to sign it for you.
Come say hey.
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Air travel is already horrific most of the time.
Um, now imagine you're trying to land, and a woman goes into labor.
Starts birthing a baby out of her butt.
You just pooping on a baby that high up there?
A passenger aboard Caribbean Airlines Flight, 0.05 from Kingston, man.
Hey man, we gotta give birth to a baby
To JFK Airport on Saturday
Started to give birth during the plane's final approach
Was that beans?
Is beans in here?
Oh, let me talk I do about the beans.
You know what type of, you know what it was?
Hmm. A boy!
That's your boy!
Air traffic control
Talk to the woman
Who talked to the person on the plane
Who said she started to go into labor
The plane lands. Medical personnel met the aircraft upon arrival to assist the mother and the newborn.
There are nobody on board that could help or anything?
All you got to do is just catch it, right?
In-flight bursts are an extremely rare occurrence.
Yeah, I would imagine that.
There's only 74 babies that have been born on commercial flights between 2009 and today.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Kind of what I thought that'd be higher up there.
Although, aren't you not supposed to fly when you're pregnant?
It's not like a thing.
You're not supposed to do that.
It said you're not supposed to fly after 32 weeks.
Because it could just rip your mucus plug out from the group.
Yeah, that's what happens.
It's the atmospheric change.
It rips your mucus plug out.
You're just sitting there and then you go up,
but your mucus plug goes down.
Rips your mucus plug out.
You know what I did I say,
2009?
I said, I'm sorry, 1929.
I heard 1929 when you said it, though.
Gotcha.
Also, speaking of air travel and being up in Spain,
We're just what?
How many more days?
They're not back?
No, splash down.
I think it's Friday.
When they splash in the water.
It's all thunderstorming or whatever.
It's supposed to be warmer.
They're going to be cold.
Well, they'll be out in your San Diego.
Oh, it's going to be even...
That's terrifying.
That's where they're like...
There's sharks waiting.
There's everything out there.
Just whales and stuff.
Oh, my God.
They're going to get eaten by a whale.
NASA's Artemis program plans to take us back to the moon.
and have some kind of moon base built by 2030.
That's the goal.
Right?
Because there's like two more missions and then they actually
Touchdown.
I think.
I don't know.
They do one more and then 2027 at some point.
I think don't they start leaving things to do whatever I thought?
They're dropping off the dry wall.
Yep.
The roofing.
I just like how arrogant we are.
Why?
As a people.
Why?
We're going to have,
expect a moon base.
by 2030.
Oh, we make predictions like that all the time.
Yeah, we're just going to have goddamn space buildings in a few years, just like that.
No big deal.
There's no challenges to space buildings, I'm sure.
No, they'll figure it out.
It's Star Wars all over again.
But scientists are also warning that that could develop a new species of human.
Because when Scott Kelly lived in space for almost a year, he came back, astronaut
Space Kelly.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Astronaut Scott Colley, American Hero.
his body showed biological shifts and his DNA changed.
Yeah, he's an octopus now.
So they think that if we start putting people on the moon for a long period of time,
are like species will change.
It's going to figure out like that weird species of person won't need as much oxygen.
Right, they'll start to adapt to moon climates.
Then they'll come here and explode.
What reference was that where like the head exploded?
What movie was that?
I don't know.
It was a movie where a head explodes.
I love those old-timey movies of the things they use for exploding heads.
Where it's just an actor until the last second when they put in a claymation explosion.
Ah, man.
Those are good.
Yeah, total recalls.
And scanners is what they do it too as well.
Over time, humans will evolve differently, just like animals who live on isolated islands.
Eventually, those differences will be big enough to create entirely new human species.
Again.
Like powder?
What was that a movie amount?
I think he just had it.
Although he could feel when deer
What was powder about?
I just swore.
That was real close.
He grabs the deer and the touches the person?
Yeah, what the hell was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Did he bring the deer back to life in that movie?
No, he made like the hunter feel like the deer's pain or something.
I don't think it was the only.
I don't know what I think of a new species.
I think of a bald, pasty white powder.
What a movie.
Like walking around.
No, but again, that's the arrogance of...
No, eventually, new species of human.
All right, well, how about this?
Why don't we have somebody that's not, you know, from the 60s,
actually land on the moon first?
Because as of right now, all we've done is hit a golf ball.
We're going from golf ball to species of human like this.
Powder is a brilliant albino teenager with translucent skin, telepathic abilities, and high electromagnetic charge, isolated his whole life.
He is brought into society after his grandfather dies.
And then it's a story of bullying, prejudice, blah, blah, blah.
The 90s were crazy for movies, guys.
That was a weird one, man.
Nobody's making powder nowadays.
No, that, the weird, what was that, that?
Rocky Dennis movie.
Yeah.
There was a lot of crazy stuff.
The mask.
Yeah.
Yep.
Not the Jim Carrey mask, but like the Rocky Dennis chair mask.
Who, oh, was, uh...
What?
Who was power?
Oh, I don't know that guy.
He looked familiar.
I was like, that looks like an actual famous actor.
Was he truly an albino man?
Was it an albino actor?
No, Sean Patrick Flannery.
Oh, that's a guy who was in things?
Yeah, I don't, yeah, he's in things.
He's just not as famous as I thought he was.
Oh, all right.
But yeah, there's a lot of people.
And as Jeff, I, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
Jeff Goldblum.
Oh, yes, he was definitely in powder.
I was in powder.
Yeah.
Find another morning show that's going to talk about powder.
Your number one, powder station.
We mustn't dwell.
No.
Oh, not today.
Not today.
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I almost went in.
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And I touch your boobs.
And all the ladies, and I'm sure youthful gays, were all for what's his name there with the cute face?
Hold on, I got to know his name now.
Oh, I'm never going to remember his name.
It's not Ethan Embry.
It's, hold on.
Empire Records.
I'm never going to remember his name.
It was Ethan Embry
Oh, was it?
Ethan Embry.
Okay, wow.
Look at you.
He was Mark.
He was Mark.
He was a cutie in the 90s.
The ladies,
ladies in the young gays liked them some Ethan Embry.
And now he's aging.
He's aging pretty well.
It looks good.
Oh, good.
So, and I guess what will be a victory for us,
as we always say,
vote with your wallets.
When things get too expensive, don't buy them.
Okay.
And now Walmart has slapsed,
shelf space for Doritos and other brands that they've decided to become too expensive.
People aren't buying them.
Something's going on over there in the Walmart chip pile, man.
What, like, what do you mean?
There are a plethora of rando flavors and combo flavors of things.
Like you said, they definitely are removing some spots.
I mean, like, I don't know, you're going to be eight bucks a pop.
Yeah, we're not going to buy them.
Yep, that $2.99 brand that used to be cheaper.
Well, that one starts with the nasse.
Yeah, the satsid salcidas or whatever.
They've got a couple varieties of things now.
Like different chips, not just the tortillas.
I'm like, okay.
So that's the movie.
Go with the brands that are like,
we'll make chips that aren't $7 a bag.
And this is us.
While I am saying, yes, you got too expensive Doritos.
You got to understand I'm a big PepsiCo fan.
I love Pepsi and I love Doritos.
I just want to be able to afford you.
Yes, because that's one of the very few products that you cannot replicate.
No.
You get the off-brand-n-chon-chon-chop or the off-brand ranch-style tortilla chip.
Nope.
They just taste like a knock-off chip.
PepsiCo owns Frito-A, which makes Doritos, and Doritos and other name-brand chips have become a lot more expensive,
seeing prices over $7 a bag in some stores.
Yeah, Walmart aside, go to a grocery store.
Are they cheaper there?
No.
They're not?
That's what I mean.
You go to a grocery store, and you'll see you'll be like, six.
something dollars for a bag of
of chips, dude, what?
And isn't that one of those things where
it's like nobody, what's,
hold on, what's the ghost thing?
Through. Through. Through. So we just gotta hold
on. You gotta hold on.
That's one of those things at the grocery store
like the bread guy. Like the chip guy
shows up and stocks his own chips. Yes.
And you guys have nothing to do with that. You just give
them shelf space and they show up and do it. Yep.
That and every once in a while
they shooze you for a little extra rack
off the side of whatever. Let me get a little more. Come on.
A little stand-alone on some.
Walmart's pushing back.
Back in February, PepsiCo announced they tried to win us back by slashing prices up to 15%.
Good.
Good.
I bet it worked a little, but again, I'm sure some billionaire at the top is like,
ugh, I made $7,000 less.
That I can't.
I'm a billionaire.
And that kills me, as opposed to the people where $100 more in their pockets.
It would be nice.
Means the world.
But to those guys.
They have attempted, they're saying like shrinkflation, as you know, like, oh, that bad.
has always been that size.
Hell no.
No.
Hell no.
You pick up a family-sized bag of any chip.
Mm-hmm.
And it's what we used to have in the 90s, not to be old man style.
Right.
Family size was not that.
That was a regular-sized bag because family-sized was family-sized for a reason.
It was enormous.
It was enormous.
It was enormous.
Or you had to get that huge box of tarils.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love that box.
Oxeterals.
That it was a good bland chip or the tin.
The tin.
The tin was real good.
Okay.
I'm not saying that they're bland, but because they're the exact opposite.
It's kind of why I like getting the Uts rippled because it just takes you back to old 90s outside barbecue style.
We're going to be growing up burgers for a while.
Here's some chips.
Lucky says I was at the grocery store yesterday.
669 for a large family bag of Dorios.
Right?
Right.
What?
Ten of Charles chips.
I don't know if I had Charles chips in 30 years.
Right?
No, that was, that's, again, that's the outdoor family, you know,
barbecue picnic thing or whatever.
Yeah.
A bunch of people already put that chin, that tin of chips out.
For those of you who have texted, and a few of you asked,
what is the ghost device we're using in here?
It is called the ovulus.
It's cool.
And it's like 500 bucks.
So if you're going to look at a buy one, it's not ours.
It's Scotty's over at East Coast.
Yes.
It's wheedle juices.
It's wheedle juice.
I want one, but he's a little.
Cool.
Been nice not to let us play with it for a little while.
But if you have that kind of scratch, just to look up Obulus, O-V-I-L-U-S, I think it's, though.
Yes.
O-V-I-L-U-S-U-S.
Yep, there it is.
What about Aldi chips?
Do you like any Aldi-Brand chips?
Again, I try not to get the off-brand.
Some of the off-bring, just because they don't taste as good, so I don't really know.
Taco says Aldi-N-O-Chips are the best.
Over Doritos.
I don't know if I've had those side by side.
I feel like I have.
And again, it's just like they make their own version.
It's, it's too, I think it's just too hard to do Doritos.
Yeah, you can't do Doritos, but I will give credit to like a Wegman's brand Ruffles chip, like a Regman's brand wavy or whatever.
That's good.
No, they make a good like just potato chip.
Yep.
For an off brand chip.
The Price Chopper, uh, all dressed.
Mm-hmm.
It's really good.
Mm-hmm.
It's very good.
Why thanks you for that bag, by the way.
She's, I believe it's gone now.
Yeah, no, mine's.
I got just a few.
Yeah.
I went hard one night and went to roll it up before I went to bed and went, I went to bed and went, dude.
Yeah.
Because you don't think.
They go fast.
You're just putting your hand down there and just snacking.
Mm-hmm.
A weird mini-O-CD thing.
Yeah.
With the rippled and wavy chips.
Yeah.
They go like this way or whatever.
Yeah.
Do you have to eat them?
Whatever lines, you can't eat them like the lines can't be vertical when you bite into it, right?
Wow, bud.
You've out OCD me on that one.
They got to be horizontal.
You can't bite into the rippled chips with the lines facing up and down.
That's crazy, right?
I'm going to...
That's crazy talk.
That's...
I'm not calling you crazy.
I'm just saying that is a tick a little beyond me.
Horizontal is?
I have no preference to which direction my chip is facing on it.
Oh, I got to tilt them. Oh, I got to tilt them.
What is it?
We're divided.
We are divided over that.
We are divided, Ghost app.
I have no preference on which direction I eat my chip.
He has to eat them, and some people are agreeing with you in Chad right now that, yes, you have the right way.
Yeah, you got to tilt it.
You have the right way.
It's uncomfortable.
also says Hannaford brand chips are the best chips they've had.
I never get out to a Hannaford.
Is that the one that...
Uticum Romerium.
I think we've got one coming.
Yeah.
There's a Hannaford coming around here somewhere.
Maybe some.
We are going to get a Hannaford out here.
I would like to try it.
No, not commens.
Clancy's from all these.
Threshold.
Yes.
Yes.
Bravo's brand chips.
Pudgy's wife says all these sour cream and onion are better than any name brand.
Wow.
I'm sure they're out there.
Okay.
And then tax iron.
I'm always alone on this.
Nobody ever remembers potato sticks.
Did you like the potato sticks?
Yes.
They have them at the dollar store.
I get them for my mom on the reg.
I love potato sticks.
Yes.
I get them for all the time.
These ones come in the bag,
not the weird cylinder tube.
Yeah, the cheese balls get to come in.
Yeah, man.
They have regular, like sweet barbecue
and the sour cream and onion.
Oh, man.
I love, I love potato sticks.
Because that's another example of...
I'll get you one next time I'm there.
I'm there all the time.
We broke the potato chips.
Do we throw them out?
No, no, no, no, no.
We're going to call them potato sticks.
Yeah, what are you nuts?
Put them in a tin.
Oh, no, no, the machine crushed the bejesies on these.
No, no, no, no.
They're potato sticks now.
Come on.
You got to think.
No, I, those and you can't find them.
I only found them for like a very short period of time.
I think there are other places, maybe a Canada.
I'll have to make that a Canada thing next time.
The plain Doritos.
I know that's insane.
You did like those?
They're so good.
They're just, it's a, it's a tortilla chip.
Yes, it's a yellow bag.
and it's just regular.
Again, it's the same thing.
Someone forgot to press the button to sour cream or to cool ranchum.
And they're like, no, that's regular.
Dude, you know what I saw on TikTok?
We don't have anything.
And then I got to hit the top of the hour.
There's a guy who has a food cart.
But his food cart, he sets it up outside of grocery stores or like Walmart's.
And his cart is you buy your own bag of chips and I'll fill it with the walking taco stuff.
Me, beans, cheese, yep.
That's a good idea.
So people will come out of the store with, like, you just said, plain bag of Doritos.
He cuts the top off and he fills it up.
And he doesn't have to buy all these chips.
He's got to buy all these chips.
That's a good idea.
You're at the grocery store.
Bring the chips you want.
I'll load it up.
I'm all about that.
Just real quick.
I saw a guy doing ruffles.
He said the crunch ones,
I haven't seen them in quite some time now.
The extra crunchy.
That sucks.
He thinks they're gone to.
I love those.
Anyways, keep talking chips and Twitch.
7 o'clock, I will go live on Twitch for a little whiskey Wednesday.
Oh, is that what you think?
That starts today?
Really.
You're doing that show today.
When?
When does that start?
When is it?
7 p.m. tonight.
But you don't even have a place to stream it on.
It's on Twitch.com.T.V.S.K.R.C.N.Y. I've already thought this through. I've already planned it all out.
What are you even going to do on it? What's this?
Oh, my God.
And then also probably hit my babe a little bit.
Okay, cool. You've answered everything except when?
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Try not to be in the business of judging other parents
because I know parenting is hard,
but I am a little judgy on this one.
I'm a little judgy on this one.
I'm going to hold off judgment
until I can hear why I need to hold off judgment.
That maybe I'll judge.
Well, a wolf bit of baby's hand at the zoo.
I'm still waiting.
Okay.
17-month-old child was injured
Was it sticking its hand through the cage
Like it ain't a poster?
Did the parent do something stupid?
But it's also a child
So it probably doesn't know
Well, now it'll learn
You can do that again, are you?
17-month-old child was injured
After crawling under a fence
And putting its hand into a wolf enclosure
Nah, that's a situation where it's
I'm going to put it a lot on the parent
At Zoo America, North American Wildlife Park
In Hershey, Pennsylvania this past Saturday
If that's the thing it can happen,
You have to watch.
Oh, listen to this line.
Your kid, man.
Police say the parents
walked 25 to 30 feet away to a seating area
where they began looking at their cell phones
when the incident occurred.
There you go.
So you're just a free...
Yep.
Yep, that's it.
I'm glad your social media worked out well.
Just a free range 17-month-old.
Okay?
All right, that's it.
Yeah, that's all on the parents.
Yeah, they have been charged with endangering
the welfare of a child.
Yeah, I laugh.
The kid will learn.
Like, they're lucky to bite its handoff.
Yeah.
It's 17 months.
It doesn't know.
No, there's no idea.
But I ain't want to do that again.
Yeah.
Yeah, your kid don't know.
Man, like, just at the zoo, oh, there's so many dangerous.
I'm just thinking of doing a virtual lap in my head up the zoo over here.
Just how many spots.
Yes.
It could be dangerous for.
Yeah, very dangerous.
The park stated this was natural animal behavior and not aggression.
The child never entered the enclosure.
It's kind of stuck its little hands through.
Bystanders helped pull the child away after the wolf grabbed its hand.
The 11th acre zoo houses three gray walls named Twister, Hazel, and Freya.
Police seat witnesses with video about the information.
You wasn't going to eat it.
He was just going to taste it.
You never know, guys.
Speaking as a 540-month-year-old, we're still, we're very curious.
I'm very curious.
I'm very curious.
I want to pet that wolf.
I'm always out there trying to get and touch animals.
I get it.
Let me see what that wolf is doing out there.
But see, the thing about me and pre-babies that are still babies, they learn.
If something bites me, I will still probably try to pet it again.
Yeah, you don't learn.
No, I don't learn.
I still got to get it.
I could replace every word of this with 41-year-old Cody Leesey was injured after crawling under a fence and putting his hand into a wolf enclosure after his friend,
Josh walked 25 to 30 feet away to look at his cell phone.
That could be the same exact story.
I was fine.
It didn't hurt me, but it still put it.
It's my hand in its mouth.
But I'm okay and I'm recovering.
One of the goats nip you?
The horse bibby.
The horse bibby.
Yeah.
And you still love that horse.
Yeah.
I pet it after it a couple times after that.
That was on my fault.
You got to go flat palm.
I didn't have flat palm.
Because your fingers look like carrots.
There I mean, they do.
Little, they look like little sausages.
They're little sign that says your fingers look a lot like carrots to horses.
so you got to go flat palm.
Yep.
And then that one left and the other one came back and they named it butterscotch, I think.
Aw.
And there you go.
Are you excited that you're entering old Ford season?
Oh, we're getting close.
We're getting close.
And for parents, there's a new ride up there.
I saw they posted that new roller coaster.
It's a sick little roller coaster.
Your kids are going to go balls out for that thing, man.
That'd be a nice little caveat to your day.
Although they showed the video that Water Safari showed of that coaster was clearly from like
like a trade show.
Yeah.
Where they show rides.
Yeah, I got to go to that.
How do I go to that?
I got to go to that.
I got to go to that.
So what is this?
It was just a building with different rides and you'd be like, hey, so-and-so amusement, man,
come check out my new Gravitron.
And you're like, where are we?
Enough, enough of the BS.
We got to open a theme park.
Why are we not running a theme park?
I mean, I'd buy Thunder Island, but I don't know.
That needs a lot of work.
Yeah, but I think maybe it's, they were trying too hard with things.
It's just first right out the gate.
Water slides.
Get those up and running.
We worry about all the other crap after.
Don't worry about the other stuff.
We don't even need go carts right now.
Because I feel like you, me and my cousin Jay putting together some kind of like amusement area.
Right.
We got to get serious about this.
Even if it's like a big indoor warehouse, Sportsstar 2000 situation where we got a couple mini little rides.
There's a bunch of random places that are.
And we grow from there.
Get my mini golf going.
I just have so many ideas.
And whatever gets us invited to that trade show.
Yeah, where they just,
hey, check out these new roller coasters that we set up inside.
And you just get serious.
And you're just telling me that that's a trade show.
I was watching this girl on TikTok who's mad that she just,
you know what the Javitt Center is?
Maybe you don't.
But like in the city, there's a place called the Javitt Center where they hold conventions.
Like every week there's a big convention.
It's where they hold Comic-Con.
It's where they held that big wrestling convention.
You know, like every wrestler came.
Yep, yep.
And she was complaining because she can't,
she wants to go to everything at the Javitt Center
and you have to be invited.
Like she wanted to go.
There was a gathering of 7-Eleven owners
where you could go look for new 7-Eleven equipment.
She's like, why can't I go to that?
I want to go see that.
Here's a way to keep your hot dog's fresh.
I want to go see all of those things.
Like when we were at, when we were invades,
Vegas, the hotel, I forget what hotel we walked through.
They were having like some appliance convention.
Oh, man.
Where everybody was there showing off their new appliances.
And I was like, I would spend.
Biggest bestest crock pot.
I would spend hours.
Yep.
Just looking at new fridges and new, I want to know all these things.
I'm so nosy.
No, that'd be wicked fun.
We have somebody in chat telling us what the Expo is.
Can I go to that Expo?
The IAAPAXO.
Oh, you don't know the IAAPA?
Yeah, we're heading down to the IAAPA Expo.
Oh my God.
Angie said there's a soft serve convention.
I'm no longer soft.
That's what can go.
You can really be head of ice cream operations at our new amusement park.
Oh, yeah.
I got to get into it.
I got to do this.
I got to do this.
It's so fun.
Let's open it up.
It's Orlando, Florida this year.
Show floor is November 17th through the 20th.
what can I look at?
It's just all, it's right.
It's all right.
It's just everything.
You can bring to your amusement park.
And they rented or bought the little log beaver roller coaster thing.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
And we're going to go to the soft serve convention.
We're going to go to the ride convention.
The weed convention.
The weed convention.
We're going to go to that.
What's the one we also want to go to in Vegas?
I want to go to the CES Consumer Electronics show.
I want to go to that.
I want to go with Nicole from Frightmare Farms to
to whatever that scary convention she goes to every year.
We're like, look at all the new ghost animatronics.
We want to be convention connoisseurs.
We want to be going to conventions.
I want to go to the convention convention convention.
And then you leave with a bag of trinkets.
Oh my God.
So many trinkets.
We should just be professional.
We're talking tech?
We should just be professional convention goers.
Just in that's, there's your...
We go to every convention and we report back on what we saw at the convention.
There's your video series.
There it is.
Coming soon.
Friday morning.
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We will go live
from Brewer Union in Brewerton
for our next stop on the K-Rock Diner
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They open it up early for us?
What's that ghost?
Or is it still 7 o'clock for everybody else?
Oh, good question.
Because they're...
What's that?
I'm asking about the people ghost.
Hold on a second.
Because I think they're, if I remember correctly,
they're one of the...
We open at 7s.
Let me see.
Yeah, they open at 7.
But some of those, they do it early
just because if, you know, people see people there.
Let me send them a message to ask what their plan is of attack on that.
If we're going to be there before they open at 7.
Regardless, at 7, they'll definitely be open.
Either way, an hour before that, we will be there.
We will be broadcasting live.
Come down and get yourself something to eat at Burr Union.
Where?
20-year-old man was pulled over in Utah for going 112 miles an hour.
You.
In a 70-mile-an-hour speed limit.
Whatever.
I didn't agree to these speed limits.
You guys put them up there and it's like, you have to uphold.
I didn't vote.
I would have voted for way higher than 60.
Thought this is America.
Thoughts it was America.
You got pulled over on Sunday being clocked at 112.
Motorcycle.
Oh, beachiclata?
I think he was on a motorcycle, yeah.
Oh.
No, he was in his car.
Oh.
And Harlan Williams was on a beachy-clay.
It sounds like this 20-year-old was in the car with his green.
grandmother and mother.
And was gunning it?
And was racing a guy on a motorcycle who got away.
Okay, yeah, because a motorcycle can go exponentially faster than a car.
Especially the little...
Ones like that.
That's the sound of me.
And this just sounds like a mother who enables the hell out of her kid.
She was gooting them on.
This is the...
Come on, parents.
The guy told the police, quote,
I drive like this all the time, arresting me, teaches me nothing.
And his mother said,
He wasn't racing.
He was just speeding, trying to show off.
You have raised an un...
You've raised a baby, ma'am.
I don't care.
It doesn't do anything.
I'm not...
Lesson unlearned.
He's fine.
By enabling your child, who is now 20 years old...
Time for jail for the both of you then.
You have raised a big, fat baby.
Who thinks, oh, I can do whatever I want.
My mom said it's okay.
That's why you have to suspend that license for a year.
Because that and they'll start learning, because then...
I don't care.
I'll still drive.
Then you get caught.
Then you go to jail.
Yeah.
When he kills someone, put her in jail too.
For raising this immature little a-hole,
the man was charged with reckless driving,
exhibition driving, reckless endangerment,
and I guess possessing tobacco while under 21.
Nice.
That would be 21 in Utah to get that.
He had himself a hater.
Oh,
Yeah, those moms piss me off.
It sounds like he had...
Nothing their kid ever does is wrong.
From listening to all that, the cigarette was absolutely tucked up into his hat, right?
I wish I could see his, can I see his mugshot?
No, I don't see a mugshot, but I picture it.
It's Utah, so you know.
Right.
And then tobacco there, did you, Jr.?
He said,
He said, while in custody in the backseat of my patrol vehicle,
the subject said, if I was on my motorcycle,
I would have ran and punched your mirror.
What?
A douchebag.
Wow, what a great guy.
What a douchebag, ma'am, you have raised a douchebag.
It goes on to what I said.
Because he said that thing about the motor.
which means he absolutely was then racing the other motorcycle.
If I was on my motorcycle, I'll punch your mirror.
I'll get out of here.
I'll go with my cool helmet.
All right.
Then fine.
Scott Mohawk made his spikes.
Me to telephone pole then, bud.
If that's how you're going to be out here, all right?
I look like a dinosaur.
I'm a dinosaur.
Lee Baldwin is here on his birthday, God.
Birthday, Baldwin.
There's our birthday boy.
Happy birthday, Lee.
Oh, thank you very much.
45 years old today.
Congratulations.
Good, man.
All right.
You said you're going to sip on a lowly.
It's all about personal discipline, right?
Little Angels envy tonight for the birthday sip.
Doesn't that sound nice?
You're asking about Whistlepig.
Whistlepig's really good, too.
I've done that before.
It's a good, good sipping bourbon.
Yeah, you like that.
That is a gift of 10-year-old.
We'll see where that takes us.
So what's on your mind today in the world of finance on your birthday, Lee?
I mean, I'm in a good mood, not just because of my birthday,
but the market's really strong today.
So this ceasefire.
Sure.
quote unquote, that already ended, but it's, I guess, going on, sure.
So, yeah, take that for whatever, but the crude is down 17%.
Okay.
Stocks are higher across the board.
So oddly enough, or maybe not oddly, but if we hold where we are pre-market today,
the S&P would maybe be positive for the year.
So with all this craziness, I guess, you know, we could still, you know,
so I feel like the economy just does want to get going.
Yeah.
And so, but all the craziness.
And the same thing last year with the tariff.
Yeah, it doesn't.
We don't need this craziness.
Let things go.
Oh, yeah, no.
And they talk about a regime change.
So now we have to be not only stock analysts, but like political analysts.
Yeah.
What regime is there?
So you don't know what.
So things could change.
And congratulations to just the smartest investor ever who invested,
like I think, $150 million, right before the president announced some kind of deal last night.
And you're, oh, yeah, you'll look into that today.
You'll look at that today.
He just had a hunch that he would dump $150 million.
Just woke up today.
Yeah, just felt good.
Nothing suspicious about that.
Not at all.
So we get through the crazy and you feel like the markets can level us out.
Like they're going to be, they want to grow.
Right.
I think the economy, we still have low unemployment.
We still have now interest rates might go down a little bit.
You know, so we do have CPI.
numbers coming out on Friday, and they are going to reflect a bit of this whole conflict and war with Iran.
So that might be a headline kind of freakish because I think inflation is going to, we all know it.
It's higher, right?
I mean, we've bought gas and food recently, so we will deal with that.
But what caught my attention before I heard this was there's 3,000 private jets heading to Augusta for the master.
The Masters.
Wow.
And it's the biggest corporate entertainment event of the year.
Cody and I's private jets still on the tarmac.
We're going to let it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I do love to watch.
Like, there's these flight trackers online that will show you the private jets,
like to the Super Bowl.
Like, when the Super Bowl ends and all these private jets dissipate.
When, like, the Masters ends and all these private jets dissipate or, like,
when Kentucky Derby ends, all these private jets.
But, yeah, go, as you were saying.
Well, no, and that's kind of interesting,
The Super Bowl is a one-day event.
Kentucky Derby is maybe there's two big races there, right?
So maybe a weekend.
But the Masters is a week-long event,
and that's why they have the planes coming in and out.
So if you're entertaining big dogs,
you're taking them in and out of there.
Crazy.
Wow.
You've been to the Masters?
Not yet.
You want to go?
Oh, I would definitely go.
Let's go.
Let's get out there.
Have you been any big golf things?
I've been to the PGA a couple times.
I've been to U.S. Open.
Yeah?
A couple, yeah.
What do you do when you're in the audience at a golf thing?
Just the best.
You do?
Why?
You either follow people around that you want to follow around or you just walk around.
I remember I was at the one in Rochester.
Of course, Lee, I walked directly into Bubba Watson.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Pudding green.
Bubba Watson injured by fan.
Yeah.
Some of that.
And actually, when Tiger was just his first year and he had to,
play in the, he had to play one more event to have his card.
Okay.
So he played in Binghamton, the old BC Open.
Oh, okay.
And so I was down there and the, it was, there was a rain out and then he had to go back out.
But I was literally between, as far from me to you, Josh, from Tiger, and he's a kid.
Yeah.
And, you know, his skin was kind of breaking out.
Like, he was a kid.
That's hilarious.
And then he hit an iron and it made a sound.
And it did something.
I've never seen or heard or watched him.
life. And my brother-in-law and I, we look, wow, this. You knew. We knew. You just knew.
You can tell he's got it. I got the heat on them. Yep. He just knew.
Do they have like bars and stuff set up on your walk? Yeah. So you're kind of buzz.
Yeah. And then you have entertainment like tents. So if you're going to be entertained. And so it's a
great way to spend an afternoon walking around. I've always wondered what it's like to attend one
of those. Like you got to be quiet. You definitely do that. Yeah, you have to be quiet.
You can just walk around with your beverage. Like you're just outside of the park, I guess.
And you just watch it.
And at GanySport on TV, like when you see it in person, it's just different.
You're like, whoa.
Like, you know, especially at the Masters, you don't realize how hilly that is.
Yeah?
Unless you're there.
That's what everyone says.
So we've got to get to.
Sometimes you assault Bubble Watson on the putting green.
Sometimes you got a hockey check on them.
Superfly son of snooking them.
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We're in the process of changing our platform.
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So they'll be reaching out. Check your email. Check your spam for all that.
Yep. You got it. It's going to be a Goldman Sachs email, but also an email from you guys.
You got it. So it'll be an easier platform switching to.
All right. All right. Thanks guys.
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