The Show - GOLD COINS

Episode Date: June 12, 2026

No recaps on a Friday show, but if you send us all your life savings, we have a sack of gold coins with your name on it.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. We did. Hello.

Nothing you're talking about is Friday because I actually work Tuesday through Sunday, so technically. Might be your Friday, but it's not my Friday. I actually work every day, so every day is my Monday. Must be nice. Only work five days a week. Oh, must be nice. Look at Ken and chat, eight hours of work today, then five days off. Hell yeah, Mike, my.

Nice. Hell yeah, I was just telling Cody before Mike's went hot. I'm going to attempt to do a fire tonight. I'll see if I can get, I know we got storms coming through like lunchtime. Some could be gnarly. Oh, really? Yeah, that's what the guy was just saying. Oh, geez.

So, uh, after those go through, I'm going to go set up my porc if I can't do a little my first fire of the season outside. Yeah, why not? It's going to be a nice night for it. All right? Why not? Settling to some summer, you know? I've had a busy couple weekends.

I've been able to set up the porch yet. Yeah, this, the summer is going by fast, but it's not be just because it's going by fast. It's been things. Yeah. It's been busy already. It's been busy. We had 10.

I like it. This is great. Was Tastes of Syracuse only a week ago? Yeah. What the hell, man? Yeah. Right. It's bad.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Good morning, everybody. Morning. Where does time go? Morning. I've been up for about two hours where you been here. Must be nice to sleep in. Yeah. Yep.

Yep. Ken, what's your first concert of the season? I've already been to multiple. I'm a concert bitch already I know right I haven't been Oh no I went to Wondermind I haven't been to anything

In a while Hot Mulligan was this last week ago Now it starts Now it starts Now where I mean it was a kid Cuddy And I think I heard that Hello Mumford and Sons Are it eventually

At some point in the next week Is that a beacon skiff? No over it I think they're probably Probably a pavilion Although I say that They probably settle all of it Mumford and Sons

People do like that man Little Lion Man Yeah Hey, little lion, man. Cool. That's cool. Plan. K-pop in Buffalo with our next, with our five-year-old niece.

That sounds fun. There go. Next Thursday, Katie says, is Mumford and Sons. Okay, next Thursday. You'll be hearing a lot of clapping and hoot and hollering coming out of the... A lot of Empower, Federal Credit Union, Joni, Lakeview, Amphitheater at the run for the cured jump. Oh, the concert's over.

A lot of those big flat-brimmed hats. And pulled up high mom jeans. dudes wearing pants that are just a little too short, just a little too short. Jacket, even though it's real hot. Yep, got to have that down. Jacket. Yeah, but they're going to be a jacket.

Listen, I'm not picking on your fashion. Look at me. No, the hell am I to talk. I'm wearing a Ninja Turtle shirt. Big tattoo day for Cody today. Yeah. Whipping out your right breast to get a... Right?

It's also got to shave it. In a... In a two-toe thing, you said? Yep, there's a picture of her that is real of her doing sassy face. Uh-huh. And then Deb put a princess gown on her via AI. Sure she did. And it was hilarious.

And she called my bluff. And I said, I would get that tattooed. That's hilarious. She went and paid for half of it. And it's a big tattoo. Yeah, this might be your longest tattoo ever. This might be your biggest, most time-consuming tattoo? Oh, yeah.

How much did Bronbreaker take? Brody. Brody. Not Broner. Oh, yeah. No, yeah. Brody took like two, I want to say. And I think Jughead took two plus,

because there's a lot of detail in it. Yeah. So he said about three. My longest... That's not too, too bad. My longest tattoo session was probably about eight. Oh my God, I couldn't. That's when I did.

Because I had Kyle. So Kyle did my whole left arm. Yeah. Over the course, I was like, no, well, yes and no. Over the course. So this whole arm was done in chunks. Yeah. Like 18, 19, early 20s, all that stuff.

Yeah. And then when I turned 40, there were parts of it that were fading and, like, certain colors were fading. Oh, I remember he said, he was like, let's just blast it all over again. And we, I went in one day and spent a whole day with him and he did the entire arm. How many breaks? I don't remember. Like, he'd get up to go smoke or I would just, I'm just the kind of guy where I'm like, I got a power through it, man. I wanted this done.

I figured, I want this done. Five would be my, like, that's enough for. day. Yeah. But three shouldn't be bad just because it's hanging out and it's, it's Kevin. So it's a friend. So it's now it won't be awkward having just, you know, weird. Sugar's longest was six and a half.

Never stops to 20 hours over two days. You guys are wild. Stops. What is that? A whole back piece or something? And luckily mine, I'm in a, I don't know what position, either a solid recline. Yeah. Or I'm laying all the way back.

That's the clutch move today for your tattoo. is I cannot rep. You're going to do a long session back or chest. Yeah. Because to have your arm like this, twist it around. This was annoying. Yeah. It's so annoying. Your stupid vacuum was annoying because I had to be like this.

Even though it took 10 minutes, I was like this. Where's pink? Pink's my vacuum, bro. Oh, my God. No, I get it. Yeah, it was like, so you're going to be in a good position to just kind of recline. But have it done. I know I've said that you guys are crazy.

You can't fall asleep. I just on the, I don't think I would, but I'm going to make sure I don't. Why? Because, careful I say this, when I'm falling asleep, when I'm not really a poster,

sexually aroused? No, I'm a jerker. Oh, so I do that like somebody just startled me awake. So I don't want to be like, yeah, and then it's going to be like,

and now all your other tattoos are messed up, thanks. That's going to be really cool, though. But then what are you going to do like going forward? Are you going to keep that part of your chest trimmed? Because otherwise it'd be useless to have a tattoo on all that fur. Well, luckily, it's not too bad. Oh, that's not so bad. Because you can still see the mother.

Yeah, you can still see that over there. Oh, messed up. Mm-hmm. But that part, that should be okay. Pink and Chats, my vacuum bro. We're vacuum bros. We've got the vacuum tat right there. There it is.

All right. Well, good for you, bud. Today's going to be a fun day for you. I can't wait to see how that turns out. We're going to have good weekend. The show's Bestorbaters Classic, the fishing tournament for the funds of it. It's coming up on Saturday the 27th over at Lockwood Distilling in Phoenix, New York.

Big Bang, Sot. We'll be out there at Lock One Distilling. You guys get there as early as you want. We'll show up at 8 o'clock. You'll come fishing. It's family-friendly. It's fun. It's silly.

Do not take it too serious. Well, let's some giveaways thanks to installations unlimited. It'll be fun. We'll pause like it's the damn 1800s so boats can go into that bridge. It raises up. Oh, bud. Like the damn old colonial times. I can't.

Here's the thing about Cody. Is I try to find him houses near me, but he hates my town so much. I love it. No, that's not true at all. You hate the bridges. It's just there's little things. We got little quirks up there in Phoenix, New York, Bud. And I make fun of those in all the towns.

For some reason. So yesterday. It's just that I keep hitting them at like the most inopportune time. That ends up being the problem. Because here's what I try to tell Cody as he's shopping for houses. Is that we got great, we got great houses up in Oswego County. I try not to talk about it too much because I don't want you guys raising my taxes on me. Yeah, right.

But you find a good spot. No, there's a lot. You got some nice affordable taxes. There's a lot of places up there that you don't see online. But it would have to be on the other side of the water. It would need to be on the other side of the water because as you all very well know, He hates him in Vilbridge. And for those you're not familiar with Him and Bill Bridge in Svigua County, it's a one-lane bridge.

We've got a couple of them up there, but him and Bill Bridge, he hates. It makes him, I'm not joking, it makes him furious. Because they vote, there's votes to improve it. And they're like, I don't think so, young man. Years ago, we had a dump truck wreck the thing, and we had to rebuild a bunch of stuff, and we kept it one lane. There's no lights. You like what we like. You just guess and hope that two people aren't.

running back from, I don't know, slinging hooch in the woods or whatever happens, and they end up careening into each other. There's always an understanding. There's multiple times a day you'll see two cars face off right in the middle of it. And then one's got to back down. It's a fun show. That's one of the most dad things I do is around. I'll have the kids in the car.

I'll be like, watch this. This car's going. This car doesn't know to do it. He's going to wait. So that bridge aside, yesterday we go up to Mexico. Shot a video with our buddy Al up at the Mexico Napa Auto Parts Store. They got a big event happening next Wednesday. It's their one-year anniversary.

Yep. They got Ron Caps coming. Nap a funny car driver is going to be there. Nothing too. Nothing funny about that. He's the fastest man on Earth. 10 to 4. They've got two.

They're going to have food. They're going to have deals on stuff. Kind of a little mini car show if you bring your classic car. Yeah. Biggest tool sale of the year. They got a lot of stuff. They got a lot of stuff going. Listen, I know a lot of.

them are. They've got, if you need one of them things that starts fires and it's saying you squeeze it like a bobby pin and whatever, and it makes big sparks, because I know exactly what those are. He liked that. So we had to go to Mexico yesterday, and for some reason, Cody's GPS took him through Phoenix.

I won on 81 all the way up to Mexico. On my directions, there were three ways to go. That one was two minutes longer than the other ones and had zero construction. Yeah. Okay, maybe that's why you. Okay. Okay. So I'm on 81. on my way up to Mexico

and I get a text from Cody and he just goes so how long is this supposed to last and it's a photo of our other bridge our Phoenix draw bridge right there at Lock One where we will be. We're gonna be fishing and I go I don't know bud

sometimes it's up for a while sometimes it just breaks and we can't get it back down. It was only a couple minutes. It wasn't too long I was sitting there before I saved the text and then it went down. Yeah that's our draw bridge. We got a draw bridge. We have a draw bridge.

And then... And I love it. I was looking, and it's just for regular-ass boats. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So regular people can just hold up trash. Oh, yeah. If they got a little antenna on the very top of their boat

that might hit a bridge, that bridge is going up, baby. Well, it's just I got nervous because I, of course, the guy behind me had to get immediately as close as he could to me, so I was stuck. Sure, yeah. So I was worried. Turn around or something. Oh, I thought if you were like, oh, man, to go to the one lane bridge.

So it's either wait for the drop bridge or one lane, where you're going all the way to Fulton. Yep. Yeah. So, yeah. Then I was okay. You did it.

Hilariously, then after I had to go and do all my pickings up for Cocoa Puffs. Yeah. And I had to head back in North Syracuse. And it had to go through Brewerton where their main bridge is down and had to go over that fake temporary bridge that they had. Oh, I haven't driven on that yet. It's fine.

It's great. But what I didn't. I didn't anticipate was being like, oh my God, this is terrifying because it's one lane and looking to the left and immediately just seeing water. Oh, yeah. I didn't think about that. I didn't think about that. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home.

Because he also hates the bridge in Manato by the stewards. We'll be driven over that before he hates that bridge too. Water. He's not a fan of our street of county bridges. It's just bridges. But it is always a roll of the dice in Phoenix when that draw bridge goes up because many, many times in my life it's broken. So, like, it's either stuck up or it's stuck down, then we can't get the... And then for some reason, whenever our drawbridge breaks, the drawbridge guy is hundreds of miles away.

And we're here, the canal corp, got to bring him in. When my mom had her store down there, they'd be like, yeah, the bridge is broke. Guy can't get here for two weeks. Like, well, no. I'm like, guys, we're coming off as real podunk. And especially if it's a busy, like, Saturday or weekend. And bridge is stuck. Everybody would have to be using that.

So all day, hold on. Yeah, no, they would send you. Yeah. And then it just sat there. And I was right there.

I almost made it. And all of a sudden, that went down and I was like, is there a train? I went, oh, no, I'm by a bridge. I was like, why are they closing it?

And then that started to go up and went, oh, okay, it's a drawbridge. It's a drawbridge. Of course it is. We got a drawbridge, bud. Of course it is. We used to have another drawbridge

they filmed a movie scene on because the car jumped it. Yes. Happy birthday to me. It's our big claim to fame in Phoenix, New York. Everybody got getting, like, go to, like, a drive-in and watch it or something. Yeah, it was a big deal, but it was before I was born, but we had a drawbridge that they jumped a car across over. That's pretty cool.

Yeah. In Phoenix. How many of you guys tried to do that after, I bet? Oh, I'm sure it's better. That's why they put, that's what they do with those gates that drop down so you can't drive. Yep. You can't drive, man. But yeah, anybody can just make, you're right.

Any moron with a boat can just stop traffic. Yeah. Sorry. And part of my, like, old man dream is they have a little shack right there where like the drawbridge operator just sits all day and waits. I wouldn't mind that gig. I mean, in the summer.

Oh, 70-year-old me just sitting in a drawbridge shack. Controlling the bridge. All right. And the locks. So you get to make the water go up and down? Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. I mean, there you go.

All right. Let bring a. Hold on now. Let me see what we got. Holding everybody up. Oh, and I want to have overalls and I want to just lumber around. You're talking. Everybody. All right. Let me guess. You want to come back up.

Same joke every time. Ooh, it's a state job. All right. Get that pension off of it. Yep, boat's coming. Yep. Yep. Anyways, come experience, my beautiful town. It is great. I do like it. It's just those things everywhere. You're not a fan of our stupid bridges. I get it. You could, of course, check us out anytime at the show.fm. for all the links. This is why you got to check on your elderly family members, your elderly neighbors,

because scammers be scamming. Oh, well, yeah. As a dude in Illinois, somehow contacted this poor woman, 79-year-old widow, convinced her that her social security number was linked to terrorism. What? What? Oh, I mean, oh, it is? Yours is. Mine is? Oh, Completely different. And then the scammer told her for some reason the way to fix this is to convert all of your savings into gold. Oh, okay. So say, then what I do?

So she wired $700,000. No. To this guy. That's so much money. Who then showed up to give her the gold and it was a bag of the gold chocolate coins you would get at like... He actually showed up? Yeah.

And handed it to her? Somebody, it's, I don't have a whole thing here. Did you just run away real fast? Clearly somebody in her family was like, what did you do? And she's like, yeah, he's going to bring me the gold. So detectives got involved. And they're like, all right, we're going to wait for this guy to show up. With the gold that you just paid $700,000 for.

And they grabbed them? And they grabbed them. Yeah, they arrested the guy. Thankfully. Oh, man. I don't know if she got her money back. Hopefully she does. An officer dressed as an elderly woman and waited for the gold to arrive.

When the gold chocolate coins showed up. Oh, man. Boom, arrested. That's like a movie thing. It is. To be like, all right, here's what we're going to do. All right, we're going to tell her that she gives us $700,000. First, we're going to go to Josh's house.

We're going to get one of his wigs. I know he has an old lady wig, I'm sure. And then what we're going to do is around. I don't know how you wig. Oh. I do need to upgrade my wigs. I was trying to find my emo wig the other day and I couldn't find it. Oh, you got to keep all your wigs and roll.

I don't know where my emo wig went. You got to put everything in one wig box. I need to have a wall of wigs like Moira Rose has. So I know where they are. Yes. That way they're all right there hanging like a hat rack on the back of a door. Yours is wig. Because I have my dirty dogs wig is in my costume bag.

Okay. Okay. So I know where that wig is. No. My 80s. lowy hair that I, my hair. That wig, I know where that wig is. But I don't know where my emo wig is.

You better get looking. And I feel like I need to buy some more wigs this year. Probably have a couple. If you're doing wig things, I do love to have a wig. You don't have one that's a little longer. No, I'd love a mullet wig. You know, mullet.

As somebody said in our comments once, and I don't know if they were being facetious, but bald guys in wigs is funny. And it's fun for me. It is a little gender affirming care for me to have hair. I do like to have hair sometimes. I can't wear them. They're too itchy.

Yeah, because you have hair. So for you, I got a, I got a whole empty canvas up here, bud. Get you some redlocks or something. Put a big wig on that? Yeah. I can, can I do dreadlocks or is that appropriation? Well, Adam Durr, it's a counting crow's dog. That's like I can do it.

Beans does it? I can't find any pictures of it, but I had corn rolls for like a day and a half. You're canceled. Because there's that picture of me somewhere with the frizzy. When I have my hair down to my shoulders, a lady that looks. learned how to do it in prison. At college? Yeah.

Cornrolled my hair. It was somebody's boyfriend. Well, I think that's okay. Then if you were just being practiced on or just for fun. She was like, oh my God, I'm going to cornroll your hair. And I let her, and there was still room in the back. I was like Snoop Dog. It was so long.

So I went to class like that for like a day and a half. And then I took it out, and it was the frizzyest, funniest thing ever. Where's the photo of this? I don't know. That's not posted. I don't even. No, the frizzy one is somewhere that's more. readily available somewhere.

That one, I don't think there is one. Yeah, but I think nowadays, if someone wanted to cancel you over that, you could just be like, that's AI. Someone A-I'd cornrows on my head. Or they were bright blonde. Yeah, they're bright blonde cornrows. But no, that was, again, we were of that era. We were right there where your stuff might not have been captured on.

It was nice. And if anything, it's, if there is a picture, it's that like. Yeah, and I'm so thankful of that. Yeah. Because I would have taken so many dumb photos. career-ending photos. I would have done real stupid stuff. Dude, I can't see.

Oh, oh, look. Good morning, everybody. There is a table outside, like the mud puddle that is on the ground outside of the windows reflecting the sun. Oh, did you bring a tapestry? Did you bring a tapestry of some kind? What is this?

East Coast. Oh. If it works. All right, we'll hang that up. We'll hang that up in a little bit. If it works. Again, as Katie and Chad has taught me, I'm not going to make a big deal.

out of it. I'm very involved and I'm not going to make a big deal of it. No, it's... But this exact moment in time, the sun is the brightest, and it's reflecting off a pool of water. Oh, I'll go dump it and break. That helped yesterday. This right here... Watch your eyes. Yeah, you can see it.

I'm not going to make a big deal of it. Look at it. I'm not going to make a big deal out of it. It is the most... Like, my eyes... My corneas have been burned by the reflection of the sun in that puddle right now. But I digress, Cody. It's crazy. It's very curating. Good morning. We're talking sandwiches in chat right now during that

smashing pumpkin song. Somebody got Samichin. Vince's Gourmet Deli yesterday. I can't. I go through... Your Caj and Turkey. I go through stretches where I don't forget that it's there, but I try to because I'll just go up and down. Yeah. Yeah.

And down. Katie says you screamed the time I told you overreacting. But then I've evolved. Have I not? Have I learned and grown? You really did that one time. It was really bright. But it was shocking how bright it was. But yes, it was. But it was. But it It was funny. I am a man who's learning from his mistakes and growing.

Yeah, I went over there. Caj and turkey you got? Because I thought every week they have like somebody that, I assume that works behind there in that little deli area. They give them like their own, like yesterday, like yesterday it was Anthony's sub of the week or whatever. Fun. I thought it was somebody else's. No offense, Anthony. I'm not a salami guy.

It was, it was. Anthony's my home. You might. It was a bunch of hams and like Jenna was salami. A bunch of different ones. So I got the Marque. Yeah? Which is a Cajun Turkey?

Caj and turkey. I went for the sharp provolone, but then sliced green apples, Chipotle mayo, cranberries on a wheat roll. It was good. You see? Spice. Sandwich science is just a different level nowadays, man. Yeah.

You're putting apple slices on a sandwich. I would have ever thought to do that. See, apples I put on a lot of stuff. That's what drew me to that. on the turkey, but I like putting apples on things. It's fun. I would have never thought to do that. Yeah, it's, it's good stuff.

That's what I put on that chicken, maple apple sausage the other day that I whipped up. What kind of bread was that on? Uh, sweet sub-roll. I just laughed that. I mean, I'm not a wheat guy, but I just, I would stuff like that, I try not to change anything because I feel like they did it for a reason.

Yeah, right. That's good. That's good of you. Because even when I said, can I get the sharp provolone instead of the smoke Gouda? he was like, yeah, no problem. You offended him. Where he was fine, but I could have in another life seen him

being like, sure. Dick. No, not like I, let me get that for you. It's not like I own a sandwich shop and work on these recipes. No, you change it up, though. You go ahead, bud. It's not like we painstakingly came up with the best options for you. No, you're good, though.

You come off the road. You go ahead. You mix up my recipe for me. Oh, is it where you sell it your sandwich? Oh, you don't. So he smoked gouda. Yeah, Inc said I wore my son's soccer jersey. You got a free Chipotle burrito. Yeah, they were doing that yesterday.

I think for the World Cup. My kid and all of his friends went. Is it Chipotle? Yeah, they all put soccer jerseys on yesterday. Went and got bowls. I have a messy jersey. I'm going to take that out. I don't know if it's anymore.

It was yesterday. No, but just for the fun. You know that I met. I met. I met. I'm that guy. He's like, dad, we're all going to put our soccer jerseys on. Go to Chipotle.

All right. Buckle up. Wear your seatbelts. please. That's cool. I like when there's stuff like that. Yeah, they got some, I don't know if they're still doing it today. There are a lot of places.

Getting into the World Cup thing, yeah. But I mean, I am too. I was pumped. I thought it started today. It was yesterday. It did? There was another one way later. But my team, I'm a Mexico fan.

I need to root for USA. But weirdly, from back in the 90s, they had some guy on. I can't remember his name, but I like Mexico. And they were first up yesterday at like three something. Right. was I was getting home. There's one guy. He's like, hell yeah.

I'm only seeing his tweets because people are posting him on Reddit, but there's just one guy who's visiting America from Germany for the World Cup. Okay. And he's like going to all of things that all the things that we take for granted are just blowing his mind. Like he went to a Buckees and he's like, this is a gas station. Yeah. He went to Walmart and he was like freaking out about just so much stuff there. Yeah.

Like Europeans are now figuring out why we're so fat. They're like, oh, I get it. Oh, you have brisking out. get it. Oh, I get it. Your gas station has brisket. Yep, I get it. Yeah, no, I get it now.

Oh, that makes more sense. Sorry, I've been critiquing you fat Americans so much. Oh, oh, your McDonald's has its own McDonald's. Yeah. Gotcha. Yeah. Yep. Okay.

When our European friends came over, like, when we went to Sweden and all those countries, it's culture shock for us because we're like, what is this? And, you know, they're eating moose meatballs in the woods and stuff. But then when they come over here and they're just, First of all, Europeans have no concept of how big this country is. So they'll be like, they'll be like, so we come to see you and you are in New York State. So we will go to New York City that day.

And then we will drive down to Philadelphia in the afternoon. And then, no, no, it's actually, we're pretty big. I am ignorant of doing that the reverse all the time. What? Where I always think that it's like that over there. Where I'm like, oh, you're in England? It's so small. You could get, what, to Italy in, what, three hours?

I mean, I have no concept. Yeah, when you lay over. Especially when I've never been there. Yeah. How long it's take, forget to, like, Russia, because Russia's right next to China. Half an hour? You should be there any time.

That's the other thing is you don't realize how big China and Russia are. Yeah. Until, like, you're over there. But yeah, they'll be like, okay, we make a day trip. We do, we do Disney World on the... And Disneyland. We'll do it both in the same day And then

You do morning Disney World Nighttime Disneyland Yeah right Yeah Makes sense No they're just a little more compact than we are We're a lot of driving Yeah

But you're right Our gas stations have brisket Do you get it now Oops Do you see it now Our pizza huts have drive-thrues Do you see it now Do you see how we got here

Well Little Caesars over there Burruten does I forgot how awesome that was Just drive-th Athagher? He had a Little Caesars as a drive-thew Because it was like

It's on the end of the plaza So it was like a bank or something. Mm-hmm. But that'd be great. Textline says, check out Jolly on Facebook. English guys' reactions to U.S. foods. I get it. I think I have.

I get it. I think I have seen that guy. Because those are hilarious. Mm-hmm. And they come over here and try stuff. And it's the weirdest. And it's hilarious when we go over there. That's the beauty of being human is that we all have different cultures

and we can, like, learn from each other and laugh at each other. Yeah. Like you go to their country and have their stuff. They come here and have your... Like, they also eat some gross stuff over there. Trust me. Yeah. No, it's...

They're big into fit, like the weirdest fish you've never heard of. A lot of water. Mm-hmm. A lot of water. And then they come over here, we got drive through Little Caesars. Perfect. Hell yeah. Everybody grows.

Anybody planning senior pranks today will be punished. You will not be walking the stage. You will not. No senior pranks. Looking at you, Mr. Cuthfair. Apparently, yes. Yesterday they did senior pranks at my kids' school where the seniors all parked their cars. I guess.

In a different direction? If the lots this way, they parked this way. See, that's a nice, good, wholesome prank. They were going to be in trouble because he can't do anything anymore. They were going to be doing a dance party in the library, but they didn't think about how to get the word out to people. So I guess during the morning announcement, somebody was in the background just shouting dance party or something.

and so that got canceled. That's really funny. Senior pranks. That's funny. We had some, but everybody backed out the last second. What was yours? I mean, mine was 40 years ago. I don't remember, but we like, oceans 11 did.

We were gonna, the, you know, were you in those science rooms in case like there's acid that, like, they used to pull? Yeah, the shower. I've used it. There's one in the room where it was like a, it was like a college-style room. So then it was in that. And you could almost fill up 11.

like a foot and we were gonna hell yeah yank on that a couple of times to the point where like we had things timed out when people of importance would walk the hall so then what happened? The people backed out and you needed every single person

because even if one person then the the house of cards falls apart if there's one link missing the chain does not hold like we had we had like duct tape over none of our own cars, somebody else's car that wasn't any of ours

also had duct tape over the license plates. Ooh. Nobody was going to go into their original cars. It was a whole thing. It was ridiculous. It sounds like a bummer then. It would have been great. And it wouldn't have done,

there was no, I mean, the only damage would have filled up a place that was probably supposed to be okay to have water and it probably probably wouldn't have had the shower in there. Yeah, I'm sure it would have done something, But Ben says when I was in middle school, the Casanova Lax team climbed the Water Tower,

Skinny Atlas, and painted it home of the fakers. Oh! Oh! Got them. No senior pranks today, all right? Yeah, don't get in trouble. You will not be walking the stage. Don't do anything to get in trouble.

You'll not be walking the stage. Or if you're a country school and you're a farmer, please put some type of animal in the school. If we can get a cow in there. We have people drive tractors to school. Didn't you have that? Yeah. Did ESM do Tractor Day?

Very, no, but a few people would just do it. There were a couple, but. Gentleman just blew a snot rocket on our window, so. Oh, great. That was the grossest thing. I was hungry until a minute ago. All right. Thank you, sir.

Thank you. Thank you. I think you shot it at your caricature, though, not mine. I'm literally not. I wonder if it's going to, is it, it'd be funny if it was right on, like, where you're, like, if you were like, like, doing like this and had snot bubble that was right on your face. No, I don't want to go look. Oh, I don't know.

I'd throw up here. I just watch a giant bugger fly out of a guy's nose. That's great. The sisters laughing. The thought of Tractor Day blows my mind. It's Tractor Day. So weird. You drive your tractor to school.

Yep. No, we just had a couple people who do it because there were a few farms around. But no, up there, I've seen pictures on the internet. There would be many. And honestly, compared to some other Oswego County High School's Phoenix was Metropolitan. Yeah, it wasn't dad. Like you get out, like the schools that we visit to play games, like, I'm like, this is definitely a Tractor Day school for sure. There's barely roads coming to this school.

Yeah, I bet like APW. Yeah. Would have it or like a homer. Cousin Jay said ESM played cow cow ass bingo. Couchip bingo. Yep. Did you play that? I've seen pictures of it.

Mm-hmm. Yep, I've seen pictures of it. Showbro, Josh says we let chickens loose in the courtyard. Good senior prank. That scene is funny. Good senior prank. Yep, yep. Yeah.

ESM car show tomorrow. Yep. Yep. And now that we're like all the olds and we're the educators, what are, what do you do? Like we are. I know. We're old. I know.

Like my wife is reaching retirement. We're old. What do you do to prepare for these damn kids and their senior pranks? Nothing. You just hope it's not dangerous or nobody, yeah? Yeah, you just hope them do anything that's going to cause damage and then you just deal. Yeah. Like I always wanted somebody to put like the principal's car on the roof or something.

Something crazy. I don't know how that works. You'd have to have some like engineering students. DM says, I look at Ville school. I had friends that rode lawnmowers and John Deers to school until they all got in trouble. Nice. That's what happened at ESM I kind of remember is that because we didn't have a tractor day, but they...

You just did it? I think they did it and they got in trouble for it. I remember for some reason we did like a senior parade. Like a bunch of us met... down. Because I remember this guy Pat had this cool car, so we all wanted to ride in Pat's car. He had like a Camaro or something.

Oh, and we're like, who's going to be in Pat's car? And I got to be in Pat's car. For homecoming? No, it was like a... Like the football game? No, it was like senior parade. Maybe it was homecoming.

You might be right. Well, that's what made me... But I feel like it was a senior thing. Quit Costas. Well, they would... I was delivering, and I got to a red light, and I watched two carloads of all of my...

my best friends in the world drive by on the way to homecoming having the best time ever. And I was like, no. Yeah. I'm not going to be working at cost us my whole life. This isn't going to make me millions. I got to get out. I say I'm all about getting a job and strong work ethic, but you're also only young for a limited time.

So enjoy your youth and make those memories. Tyler says Whiteboro does water balloon fights in the parking lot. That's cool. We did do that where like we. would go to Park Street. That's neat. And the teachers would be on the roof of water balloons. Yeah, they'd fight back. It was a big deal. That would be cool. We just did like, we have,

a big deal. We had ESM day. What was that? And it's like, there's a day where, might as well be skip day. And just do stuff outside. There's softball and water balloons and tie-dye and shirts and yearbooks and stuff. I remember all that. Roo and chat says in 2015 at ESM I drove my tractor to school. Nice. Nice. So you know, they got a little more lax on that. That's good because I had to realize

that's just fun. If that's what they're doing, let them do. Brianna says they do a senior parade in Fulton. My son only went to elementary school for here for one year and was remote day. Ah, bummer. That's cool.

I wonder that they're still. What are the kids doing? What are the seniors doing for their? Having multiple senior skip days out at the beach, I see. Is all when you're out of the beach? A bunch of places. We didn't have that. We just skipped if we needed to and went.

Like if, like, today, it was gorgeous, we'd be like, all right, we're going to Sylvie. We just learned that our youngest, I don't even know if my wife knows this, that our youngest had perfect attendance this year. Oh, what a nerd! He gets in the car and he goes, dad, I have perfect attendance. That means something eventually for something, doesn't it? Do you get?

Bro, it meant something in 1999 when Ernie got a computer for never missing a day all school. Yeah, I remember there was like, and one student all the way, and I remember those. In 98 or 99, Ernie went, he never missed the day of school his entire K through 12, and they gave him a computer, which in 1998 was a lot of money. That was a big deal. Oh, that's cool. That was a big deal. Made the newspaper everything.

I remember things like that. When the kid who didn't miss a single day of school? Yeah. That's funny. 315, 364, 101. What was your senior prank? I know that a lot of people are pulling them today. For our senior prank, we had five trucks filled with coolers and water balloons and bomb the underclass.

Heck yeah. As long as no one's getting hurt, have your fun. Have your fun. Yeah. Because I think this is the last Friday of school. I believe Regents are next week. Although they're doing a weird thing with Regents now. They just kind of throw them all over the place.

Yeah, they're every which way. I don't even know how long they go. Because I feel like last year somebody had at the end of June, there was still people like, oh, I got one more June 23rd, and then I'm done. But you know what? The classics don't die. I was talking to my niece who's in high school this year, and she has to go to the gym with all the rows of desks and do your tests.

Like, it's been 30 years since I've done Regents, and they're still doing them in the gym, lined up with the big fans. I was just going to say, with the giant fans. The biggest fans you've ever experienced. And it's not moving on off air at all. Unless you're right next to it, which case it's the most incredibly annoying thing. Throwing your paper all over.

I don't know what you do. Ugh. Last day of school from elementary middle of 625. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude, it goes. That's insane. They're not done. Leave our kids alone.

Our poor teachers. I'm going to go, right? They're not done for a minute. But these high school kids, they're wrapping up, man. All right, let me eat some candy here. Oh, you're going to try it? Okay, cool. Because this was candy that you had last night on Cocoa Puffs.

I just overly taped it. Feel free to take close. Yeah, right from the little inside enchanted forest in that back little old-timey candy store. I love candy stores. I own one, but I don't think I could turn to profit on candy. You got to have like a tourist town. Yeah, and it's not like old-timey candy.

It's just kind of different ones, and they just have a ton of them. So I grabbed a couple of the weirder ones. I didn't bring that slime one because it's, I was sucking on the ooze. So this is a mountain dew. But these I'd never seen before. Sowerbite crawler. Yeah, they're very, very, very, sweet and sour.

That one of the thing is just a regular. The blue one is, I think. Oh, that's not supposed to be Mountain Doom? No, it is. They all are. You get the little, yeah. Right? Very faint amount of Mountain doing that.

But it's more like just a very sweet gummy. All right. This one I think you're like, because you like banana runts, right? I like banana runts, yeah. I think you'll like these. This is fruity. It's a very sturdy gummy.

It's a very, you'll see. Oh, that is. Yeah, it's a very. sturdy gummy gummy. Oh, hell yeah. But right? Mm-hmm. That, that one is interesting. If you like fake banana, which I like real and fake banana stuff, that is actually really good.

Got to be careful with these teeth. And it's, again, it's a thick gummy. Right? That was pretty good. All right, I'll save the chicken feet for break. That one was just really funny. I just like that the name was chicken feet. They also had sunny side up.

It was big looking, like a fried egg. Oh, I like those gummies. Yeah, that was funny too. I like the crabby paddy gummies. You ever have those? But I took little videos that you'll see, that you can see everything in there. I just went real quick so you guys could,

they have a ton of weird, I'll get that out of next week. Oozzy, gozy, weird stuff there, man. We're in the season of small country. Yep. What did we call it? Little candy. Little touristy.

We had a name for it a year or two. Oh, like the Adirondack old store or whatever. Yeah, the old time he had a Rondack store. We're in that season. That was, all those were wide open. They're all ready to go. I love summertime drives when you're out and about. You're just seeing what's, oh, what is that?

A little store over there, a little hardware store with candy, don't mind if I do. I'm right. I did that to a couple of them on the way back, but I just my, everything was rushed because there was that storm was coming right at us. So I didn't get to do my usual. Storm's coming. Yeah. Storms coming.

It was good. It was fun. A poll asked, just people on an online poll, how would you rate your attractiveness from a 1 to 10? Now, 2% of people said 10. Like 2% of people think that they're a flawless 10? That's an impressive level of narcissism. Yeah, no. But also, 3% of people think.

3% of people said 1, which makes me sad. You're not a 1. You're not a 1. You're beautiful. You're a beautiful. The majority of people said 6 or 7. That's what I was going to say. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm not a 10. I'm not a 1. I'm not even a 5. I think I'm all, I'd give myself a 6 or a 7. Same. Six or a 7. I would say depending on the day and all that. Absolutely.

I'm not fishing for compliments So you don't need to apply to me But I think that I think I'm on the, depending on the day Yeah, I think that works for us Depending on the day There's days and I'm a five I like that for us

I'm a seven Absolutely I'll rate a bunch of you Yeah Send your pictures Some of you're saying solid four I'll sign them in right now Your mother says that my looks are five

And my personality is a five So basically I'm a ten I don't think that's how that's how that one No it doesn't add up Donkey or not a two You're not a two and a two and a half. You're all pets.

None of you are below five. None of you are below five. We don't scale a one to a hundred. Pud might be below the five. What is for dinner, Coco? Man. I mean, what's for dinner? We already did our takeout this week, so that screwed us up.

Yeah, but if it's warm and it's a Friday, that screams like it's on the summer, like pizza night. We already did pizza night this week. But it's too hot to cook. It's still too hot to cook. You're saying all the things that we already cashed in. We cashed that in Wednesday. No.

When it was too hot to cook, so we got pizza. It's still too hot to cook. I know, but I ain't got multiple times a week. Pizza money butter. I know. That's a problem with that. No, tonight could be a Blackstone night. It could be outdoor cooking night because it's not going to be hot, hot.

Yeah, but it's not too humid. It wouldn't be bad. The rain's going to go through on lunchtime, it looks like. Well, that'd be a right. You'd be a right. You're thinking shake shack? You might get a shake share. I mean, it's right there.

I still haven't tried it yet, man. Still haven't tried it yet. What's everybody getting? Donkey's doing a sub-night tonight. Niki's doing taco night. I like that. Kelly's right. Just go get ice cream for dinner.

Good call. I do that in the summer all the time. Just an ice cream for dinner? No, the problem is it used to be so damn convenient in East Syracuse. Because right in the village, right there, boom, Village Deli ice cream. Now it's the Mexican restaurant, and you got to go, I mean, there's a couple places, but it's not, you know, nothing like what it used to be. You just said Mexican restaurant. restaurant. Maybe I want Mexican food.

I could eat taquitos any day all day, every day. I could eat pizza bagels anytime. Well, it's the problem when you get pizza on a bagel, you can have pizza any time. Pudgy's wife says she's doing Wegman's sub. Pudgee's wife, here's my hack for you. Buy the roll and then buy the ingredients and make it a home. Yeah. Unless you got Wegman's sub money, you go ahead.

Unless you're just rolling in it. You're rolling in cash. You go ahead. Rolling in it. That's my hack, because I was just buy the roll. Because my kids don't put a lot on their subs. No, same me too. That's my problem.

So I'll just go get the loose deli meat, buy a literal Wegman sub roll. They just sell the rolls and then boom. Yep. Yep. Cindy says no more food conversations. My tummy is growling. Well, get yourself the breakfast. Well, we were just talking about the grand finale bite because we got into this.

We're talking gummies. And Jimmy and our chat pointed out that the best gummies and his humble opinion was shark bites. And then you save the Great White for last. Those are fruit snacks. Oh, now hold on, mister. Yeah, I have very, you tell me you're craving gummies. I'm getting you one thing. You tell me you're craving fruit snacks.

I'm getting you something else. At least I do. When I crave fruit snacks, I get like welches and stuff. Very rarely do I uncover another layer of your onion after working with you for so many years? I didn't know you differentiated those two. Oh yeah, I have very different cravings. So a welch's is a fruit snack. If I want a fruit snack, I get something like a welch's.

If I want a gummy, then we're talking that. or what you're about to talk about. But yeah, it looks like people say both. All right. I'm in the bulk food aisle. Yeah. I'm getting a scoop of strawberries. Ooh, those are gummies.

The little, the little... Even though it's literally a fruit? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, just that, then the, what it is isn't really much to do with it. It's just something I don't know. It's that they just kind of... Where do we stand, chat?

Where do we stand? That, you know, if you get, if you can get them in like those little packages and little pouches like that, I usually consider them fruit snacks. If it's in a little bag. Yeah. But if you go to a larger bag like you brought in earlier, that's a gum.

Yep, those are gummies. That's a gummy. Got you. All right. Yeah. I mean, I'll definitely have a certain type of gummy tonight. Sitting out by fire.

I can't agree with you right there as well. Stephanie says you're right. And you know what? Look it. It looks like everybody's back and forth. I like it. I'm not disagreeing with them. I just never really differentiated the two.

I get it. But I like the word the one go. That makes sense. What? About how they were, told that we were yeah we're yeah from Nicky Nugs we do they taught the kids that gummies are fruit snacks that way they don't ask for candy

oh let me get some fruit snacks and don't they put those things in like the breakfast cereal aisle yeah like that's one thing about the you know we're getting a little nostalgia here 80s and 90s where we're like it says fruit on it it's a breakfast food part of a balanced breakfast yeah part of a balanced breakfast you're eating a whole bag of Scooby-Doo sugar

for candy oh so good it's how the fruit snack As fruit snack come in a little pouch. Yeah. Sleep. Gummy bears. Where are you putting gummy bears? That's not a fruit snack, right?

That's a gummy. Yeah, it's gummy. Gummy bears is gummy. Hmm, all right. And also, weirdly, with like multicolour and like gummy bears, that doesn't do anything from my separation thing. Fruit snacks, separate. Okay, let's go back to that.

Like, if I have a handful of gummy bears, I can just... So of you who are new to the show, maybe don't know the many quirks. Cody and I have plenty of... quirks you're going to learn about. We've got quirks. One of Cody's quirks that I do not have in it, and it gives him... Oh, he just doesn't.

He's an animal. He's that he has to separate Skittles. Eminem's. Anything that's colorful, he has to. He can't eat them in one big handful. I can. Because they all taste the same. It gives me weird anxiety.

It really does. Like, if he sees me do it, he winces. It's, yeah, just... Like, if I pour Eminem's into my hand or just eat a whole, he winces. So you're saying, gummy bears don't do that to you. That's interesting. Yep. Because those are,

I will say, distinct different flavors. Yep, they are. And you're just mashing them all up with it. And I will pick out if I want, you know, but it doesn't give me anxiety. But like fruit snacks where,

you know, there's a couple oranges and like, oh, there's the one, like those are great white. Yeah. All those are all. Yeah. Yeah,

Great white is the finale. They're going under the little piles. Yeah. And then there are just gummies, not fruit snacks. And Ken, this is the most offensive text you'd ever sent me.

Ken in our tax line, 315364109 says, when you're craving candle wax, you eat Swedish fish. Swedish fish, do not taste like candle wax, Ken. Swedish fish are dope. And if you can get the Swedish fish and friends, where they got the little octopuses in there? Oh, bud. Yep.

Oh, bud. Yeah, no, that's one of those distinct things I remember, the gas station up by me. He's got every variety. You want grape, Swedish fish? He's got those. You want the ones in friends? Got those.

The tropical. Got those. All of them. Yeah, those wax bottles are. So I'm reading. I don't know how I got on this deep dive here on the internet. But it's interesting to me about just these weird clauses some celebrities have in their contracts. This came out because I guess I didn't know this.

Did you know what the Rock, if he's in a movie, he has to win every fight? Did you know that's in his contract? He has to win every fight. That's not how that. It's, they're movies, bro. It's not real. No one's going to think you're not,

like, here's the thing. Nobody actually thinks you or Roman are like a tribal chief. I know. That would be like, it's weird. It's like, for a guy that knows works,

he doesn't want to have, all right. Because they're like, but Dwayne, it advances the storyline. I don't lose fights. Oh, okay.

How do we do the comeback? story. There is no comeback story. Just me winning over and over again. Danny Trejo. Yep. He has a very tour of past. He had a, you know, he sold drugs and all that kind of stuff.

Hell yeah. He went to jail. So he has a clause that if he's a criminal in a movie, you have to kill him off because he wants his kids to know that crime never pays. I mean, that's just sweet. That's funny. That's just sweet. I wonder if he still does that or if his kids are still young. Fred Durst? If you use the kids.

Clint Biscuit in your movie or video game, you have to make Fred Dirst a character in that movie or video game. That's smart. If I had the D to swing around like that, I would too. Oh, you want to put Josh and Cody? You want to use clips from our show? Yep, you got to put us in and think. Because I think he was in a wrestling game at one point. He might have been one of those like DLC characters.

You remember the movie Candyman? Yes. It's the, the B guy. Okay, yep. So Tony Todd, rest in peace, who played Candyman, I guess. I don't know Candyman very well. Yeah, Fredderson and Def Jam Bandeta. That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking.

So Tony Todd said he would film with live bees, but for every stung, he got a $1,000 bonus. So if the bees stung him, for every sting, he got $1,000. I wonder how many. Okay. $27,000. He got stung 27 times. That's worth it. That's worth it.

What else else else is the one am I seeing here? Oh, Reese Witherspoon. she said she would do legally blonde too if she got all the outfits afterwards. Which doesn't make sense. I don't know why the actors don't get the outfits. You fitted it to me. Yeah, you do it for me.

I've been wearing it. Why not just be like, hey, you want to take any of this stuff home? What are you going to do? I will. I didn't watch the Sopranos. I should because I know it's brilliant. But Tony Serico, who was in the Sopranos,

what's going on outside? He said that his character could never be a snitch because he was afraid of really being killed. Oh my God. For being a snitch. Yeah. He's like, I don't want the... He's still real. I don't want the under... It can't be a snitch.

I can't be a freaking snitch in a movie. What if I get killed in real life? People take up a snitch. Give me the gublegoal. It's a financial Friday with Ameriqu, and Vanessa is here, and sure, we can talk finances all the time with Amerique, but how about a free rock and roll country concert? Yeah, it's awesome. The 14th Slute to the Troops Tribute concert at Fort Drum. Mm-hmm. The big thing I got to say here, it's free. It's totally free.

It's free. Not just for folks on Fort Drum for the public to come in. They actually at noon open up. They kind of close down the roads at Ford Drum because it's hard to access Fort Drum on a normal day. I've never driven up to Fort Drum. Yeah. You need to like to have to see a military base. Passports, real IDs.

You have to have a reason to be there. They won't just let you in. So I mean, this is a big deal to be able to go in, see the concert. And of course, it's just a tribute to our troops. Is there a lot of like checkpoints for this or do they kind of like loosen it up for the concert area? They loosen it up. So they will have, you know, a gate that the public can come in. They may do random checks on the cars, but you don't need all the extra stuff to get in, which is really nice for the public.

So let's talk about the concert. Who's performing? What are we going to have there? Yeah. So we have for our opener, Chase Beckham. And he's a name that even if you're not a country artist, enthusiast, you should know. He was the winner of American Idol on the 19th season. And you might say, okay, there's a lot of American Idol winners.

But he won based on writing and performing his own music, which you know in those vocal shows, that's risky. That is risky. So I think that's a testament to what a question. great songwriter and performer he is. And then, of course, our headliner is Nate Smith. Yep. He is a country music powerhouse. And I'm not exaggerating when I say he's got at least a half a dozen songs on country radio rotation all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got, like you said, like that rock. It's not just country. It's just if you like live music, these two artists are fantastic. Yeah, summertime. You can blend all genres in the summertime. Anything goes. You're outside,

you're listening to music. You're enjoying food and drink. This is the 14th one you guys have done. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? And the only reason we could do it for 14 years is because of our sponsors, because of the support of the community, because it means so much to AmeriQ. You know, our background is military. We were founded on Griffith Air Force Base. And this just really means a lot. We have a financial center, which is the only financial center on Fort Drum that's been there for like 35 years. So just makes sense that we're involved in this, given our background, given we're there.

And just being there last year was my first year organizing and going. And it's more than just a concert. I felt this sense of pride. Yeah, for sure. The artists started giving shoutouts and thanking the troops and they're there with their families. And it's just a whole different experience. And it's our country's 250th person.

You got it. This is a big year, a lot of celebrations. And then ahead of the concert is Mountain Fest from noon till the concert. It's very family friendly, activities for the kids. And then actually the military does demonstrations. Helicopters flying over. People jumping out of helicopters. Cannons going off.

It's insane. I mean, it's just such a cool experience. Yeah, I live on the river up in Swigo County, and they must have to do drills where they, like, follow the river and their helicopters. Isn't it crazy? I'm always like, oh, no, what's going on? Yeah, I'm like, what's going on? All right, so it's free. Free.

It's coming up on the 25th. The 25th. Less than two weeks, people. Concert begins at 7 o'clock. Doors open at noon, so from noon to 7, you just got activities going. Like you said, Mount Fest all that. Yeah. Free concert, open to the public.

Get up there. If you're hearing my voice right now, plan on this. Yes. It's going to be a beautiful day. Summer is here. It is a heartfelt tribute to the soldiers of the U.S. Army 10th Mountain Division, their families, and the greater Fort Drum community, and all of you who are listening to this right now. Everybody come and enjoy. Chaseback of Nate Smith. It's going to be a great show. AmeriQ.org. You'll see the banner right there if you need more information. Vanessa, always great to see you. Thank you. We'll come back. This is K. Rock. Dear Summer, we've got your road trip ready truck at Burtick Toyota in Cicero, where you can lease a new 26 to Toyota Tacoma SR5 double cab. Now just $3.85 a month.

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Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody wants to change their sides. Yo, dude, that would be... You know, dude, that would slap as an away message! Good morning, it's K. Rock. Happy Friday, you did it, you made it through the week. Yep, and... Are you feeling... Exhaustra-omulated?

Get out. Hello? Hello? Sorry, I think I... What did you call me? I think it just had a stroke. Take me to Krause. You just call me?

No, it's this new term. I don't know if people are trying to make. make this happen? No, don't be making up terms for... It's exhaust or well... I'll let them say it. The word of the day is exhaust or well-mulated.

The feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed, and overstimulated, all at the same time. Exhaust or well-mulated. See, that person doesn't have those. That person is not exhausted, overwhelmed, or overstimulated.

At the very least, they're not overstimulated. because anybody overstimulated would never make that word. No. To describe all those. And you're not overstimulated because you were able to say that word. Yeah. I can't say that word. No, if I'm overstimulated, I ain't saying that word.

I'm stopping halfway through. Yeah. I get it though. Exhauster overwhelmulated. Exhauster well mulated. Zoster warm, exhaust. Say it again. Exhauster well mulated.

Exhauster well mulated. I'm not any of those things. You know it was exhausted. We're a, way, am a am a am. He's going to get whooped on Saturday. Who's in your heads now, Wambi? Yeah, Amy and Chats, right. Just hearing that word overstimulated me.

That's what I mean. Like, nobody would do that. No. That is incorrect. Let's get serious here. Everybody shut up for a minute. Oh, geez. Because we got one more chance.

Yo, we're getting smacked up in this? We got one more chance for you to win Godsmack tickets with a meet and greet with Sully. We got one more smack off. And it's coming up in just moments. We're going to get smacked off, right now. I want you to jump in our Twitch feed, Twitch. Twitch.TV slash the show. Twitch.tv slash the show.

So today's giveaway, stand alone. Come and get him. Come and pick them up. No, jump in Twitch.tv slash the show. All you got to do in a minute, not yet. I haven't started yet. So you can still type right now and not be ready to show. I'm going to start the giveaway.

If you type in chat, that means you are registered for the giveaway. You're also going to want to vote on which Godsmack song we play at the bottom here. Voodoo or Greed? I'm not the one is over We're going to Jump in Twitch right now And get ready to play our final Smackoff of the week

I just don't want to let people down I don't want to disappoint people Cody I love it Yeah I know you do The sadder these sons of bitches are the better I gotta pick a winner But that means I got to pick up a lot of losers too I'm like that

I don't think you've ever watched What we do in the shadows No I'm the I forget he played he's Nate in the office. I didn't remember the real name. But that guy is in it, and he's like my favorite.

All the vampires have different, like powers. Is it a comedy show? Yes. Okay. Yes. It's hilarious. And his powers,

he feeds off of like people being bored type deal. And it's just, I think you would like it. I want to watch it. What is it on? FXX. All episode streaming now on FX. Listen.

But it's funny. That's how I am. On your sadness. I feed off it. I become stronger when all of you lose. So I'm sorry to those you that have to lose, but we do have one more winner.

Now the smackoff winner is Voodoo. You've all picked Voodoo. Yeah. I think you remember Greed. Yeah, it's not the better song. Voodoo's not the better song. I'm sorry. Really?

Good call. Good call. Yep. Greed is. But you chose voodoo. People in chat. You chose voodoo. So you're going to hear Godsmack voodoo here coming up in a minute.

But we have one final winner to pull right now. You're going to get tickets to see. Hello. Come on in. God smack with Dorothy and ST. at the Empower Federal Credit Union, Joni Mahoney Pavilion, Lakeview Amphitheater at Bank Center.

Coming up on July, June 30th, end of this month. Tickets on LiveNation.com, Ticketmaster.com. Woo-hoo! But someone's going to get my last pair right now. Are you ready, Cody? Yeah, right. You ain't got a pair.

And five. Four, three, two, one. Eyeball. Oh, it's eyeball. Eyeball wins. Just kidding Congratulations, Eyeball Boo that man

Shut up Eyeball Shut up Good You're going to be so far away When I feel the snake bite Enter my baby I mean Eyeball just getting roasted

For winning these tickets Congratulations Eyeball Congratulations We're mean to our listeners That's all right But it's with love. Eyeball's going to see that band. It comes with love.

It's what you do, the family. Mm-hmm. The last time Eyeball won, because I can see his text history, he won tickets to Little Manium Micro Wrestling back in 2004. There you go. 2004. Oh, sorry, 2024. Oh, oh, I must throw up.

You're right. You're right. You're right. I'm going to say, how old are you then? You're lying to us. Back when we were barely a radio show in 2004. You're like when we found our RA's ID And it was really like 30 or something

Really? That was always weird I mean I get it People can go back to college whenever they want Yeah But it was always weird to be like Well don't lie Oh he lied about it

Yeah He said he was young Fellow teens And then we were all like That's weird because you're going bald You're almost like I mean You can be going to go college But like that like that older man

Yeah But he was also Wicked chill And let me smoke pot in the room Because I had that sick fifth once you're up that high, fifth floor, you had the ones where you open the top, and it used to just suck air out

incredibly well. The only caveat was I needed the door open. So to get the flow going? And then it would be, you couldn't, you couldn't even tell. Couldn't even tell smoke was in there, yeah, that's clutch. And he was like, you just, you come get me for a little bit of a while.

That's clutch. You're good to go. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Woo-hoo. No, you won crunch tickets eyeball many years ago. And then you want your whole history eyeball? I'll tell you right now. Give us his real name. I can give you his real name.

What's it called? Doxing him? I can give you his address. I can give you his phone number. Yes, you won tickets to Lil Micro Wrestling. And before that, in May of 2024, you won tickets to the Crunch Game. So really, we've given you a lot of stuff, eyeball. Wow.

Pretty nice of us in our chat. Ew. So Karma's going to come for this guy, not eyeball, but this guy. I think Cautom already came for a eyeball. Yeah, we just got him. Dude crashes his... It's all Florida, so don't be surprised by this. Dude crashes his SUV.

Jumps out of his SUV. Carjacks the woman who pulled over to help him. He gets in that car, drives to a chick filet, runs into the chick filet and steals a French fry from a little kid. Yo, this person has... Are you speed running to hell, bro? I was like they have a bingo card they're trying to fill for the night.

Stole my car. I got out of my car. He ended up taking my car and driving off with it. I'm glad I didn't get it. I'm glad I wasn't in the car when he stole my car. We were sitting right there and then a man came from the street and ran over like the grass. Yeah, the grass. And then he came and stole a chip from a children.

And he wanted a milkshake. And then he jumped over the fence and went. Like dudes live in GTA. He's just running around. Jumping it out of cars. Give me milkshake. No. Okay.

Jump fence. I guess if I knew I was going to jail for whatever I had already done that day. Yep. I'm going to just bop around as long as I can. Yeah. What are you going to do? Give me a burger. Yep.

No. Okay. I'm taking one then. Bye. Bye. That's hilarious. I'm doing what we always say, Jeffie from Family Circus. I'm just running around.

Did it say what? his initial like, because he's stopped to help. Let me see. According to the sheriff's deputies, receive reports. No, it's, we know his story starts. Okay. When a vehicle crashes into a tree. This girl.

And then he stole her car. Yeah, the girl was just going to get Good Samaritan and help him. Oh, he, he stole multiple cars. Oh, okay. Follow the chain of events. I missed that very first. He crashes into a tree. I don't know if that was his or not.

It sounds like it was his. Or you already stolen that one? We could be checking in, like when you're a writer and you write a short story, they say to start the story like you're walking into it in the middle, like it's already happening. Yeah, that's it. And I think we're doing that here. I think he's already bent up to some shenanigans. Yep, yep, stole that SUV.

We pick up the story where that SUV crashes into a car. Now, a good Samaritan has stopped with their on-crashed. Cheyenne Fraggo pulls over and says, sir, can I help you? He goes, who. And then he says, your car's mine now. Okay, that's, all right, now I get it. Another guy said, are you okay? As driving away, he yelled back, does it look like I'm okay?

And he was gone. Then he pulls over somewhere near Chick-fil-A, gets out, asks for a milkshake, and steals one of the waffle fries from a kid. Apparently, he was covered in blood by this point. Oh, God. So that's what he met. So no, he wasn't.

Do it look like I'm okay? He did get Waffle fries. They did eventually track him down and they caught him. He's not still on the loose. Ah, he's not on the slam. Yeah, the crash site was cleaned up. It was just a, it was just a, yeah, it was a meth day gone wrong probably. Yeah.

I don't know the fella, but. Don't do drugs. Don't do drugs, all right. Well, some drugs, depends. You can do fun drugs. Depends on the drugs, yeah. Well, this is South Florida. I bet the further south you go in Florida, the more rowdy it gets.

Yep, yep. Because you're in it now. Yeah, you're, you're in it. Florida. I don't go to Florida. I've been to Florida a couple times maybe. But I bet. What's the most Florida part of Florida? Is it the panhandle? Because you're up near like Mississippi and Orleans and Arkansas. I'm going back to my watching cop stays. And all I remember is them being over and over again in Dad County. Dade County? Dade County. That's where CSI Miami is. So is that it?

I know there's Broward County maybe that I see a lot on police shows. Okay. But then whenever I see South Florida, like, what is that? Port St. Lucie, Tampa. I bet. That's like, further you get. That's a different kind of Florida. Just all beach.

Like, my only reference to Tampa, Florida is Hulk Hogan and Bubba the Love Spunch. Like, they were in Tampa. Yeah. Yeah. So what the hell's going on in Tampa? Margaritaville. Yeah, right? So they got him.

He's fine. He's cleaned up. All right, we can play either game at the top of the hour for our gaming hour because NBA doesn't play until Saturday. and NHL is until Sunday, right? Weekend stuff, so, because that's probably smart with World Cup. Oh, I forgot. World Cup.

I thought it was at six. It's at nine? No. There's more than one game, I thought, right? Yeah, but America. I want to just... Hell yeah! I'm concerned about any of your damn countries.

Or are you worried about when Canada's playing? Well, go ahead and head on back up there, maple syrup, sucker. I know you say play some soccer. but we can't because Cody's way too good at it. I know the buttons and he's played FIFA for like 20 years and I've played it a couple of times. So anyways, listen. But now we can, if you want to put up a poll. I'll put up a poll.

I'll let you guys aside either hockey or NBA. Now if it's hockey. If it's hockey, I won hockey yesterday and he could clinch the Stanley Cup. Is that what they say in the hockey world? Clinch the Stanley Cup? He can win the Stanley Cup. He's already got three games on me as the Carolina Hurricanes. So you could see a Stanley Cup.

victory today. I don't know, but yesterday was NBA, yesterday was disappointing. He's up two games to one on my New York Knickerbockers. So that's not real life at all. Not real life at all. So other side, did you see that Facebook quote? I mean, not Facebook, it was a yearbook quote that someone's going viral for right now.

No, they say something about the Knicks. No, I just now know they're absolutely going to win because Dave Portnoy just had that whole real sad cry baby rant. It's what we were saying yesterday about how I'm like, all right, they're going to show when they win all the celebrities. He did a crybaby rant about how he hates them all.

Hi. This is my friend Cody, man. Hello. He's a good cook and lover. About how he hates them all. And he just, he rants about all of them. Yeah.

With the Knicks fans? Yes, all those celebrities that are around there because his teams and everything he ever predicts doesn't happen. So he gets all angry. Does he know that he's also a celebrity that goes to sporting events? Yes, but his team's not in it. So he's mad.

Oh, I was mad about it. Yes. John Goodman, from the late 80s is very angry right now. Yes, he's getting that bloated booze face, isn't he? That overtanned. The hair, then the beard to go with it. He's a billionaire. What am I going to say?

I know, I know. I know. But still. Evan Foofer? I guess is his name? Sorry, Evan. Big Evan. Sorry. His high school yearbook quote that bummed his parents out because he's like,

why would you not put something like about school? We didn't have yearbook quotes in ours. Did you? Yeah. What'd you put? Red hearts. Best there is best. Best or was, best.

You damn right you did, bud. No, we just had a picture and a name. Yeah. In 2000, what year was this? Six years ago. So six years ago, 2020. His year the quote was. Nixon 6, 2006.

So if that's the prediction, Spurs will win this weekend. And then Nick's come back home and win it in six, which I would not hate. I know how this is set up. I didn't realize they do a 2-2-1-1-1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is very weird. I like that. I like that.

I like that. I like that. I like that. Well, and it's, it should bounce back and forth a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If one team wins, well, there you go. I mean, when the Knicks do win, I like it to be at home. I could see the Spurs, absolutely, like you said.

They win tomorrow night. The Spurs all the time. You can hear all that in your head. Then, like you said, come home Tuesday. Mm-hmm. We'll play Knicks at Spurs, right? That's the game.

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