The Show - GOLDEN’S

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

And just like that, the 2026 KROCK Diner Tour has concluded & where better than the local favorite, Golden’s in Utica.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Huh? What do you think about that?

That's the trick. I just watched him completely strip an entire five-hour energy bottle of its skin. He circumcised an entire bottle. In one piece, though. In one whole piece. I'm impressed. The entire time the ID and Open was playing, I was sitting here watching him peel this bottle. I'm very busy.

And I didn't know why. It was just for your own satisfaction. You did that? Yeah. Okay. It is a very satisfying feeling when you can peel off the whole thing and the whole thing. Okay. Full thing.

Well, congratulations, bud. That's a big day for you. Right. It's a pretty big day. Pretty big day. Pretty excited. Here we are on the final stop of the K-Rock diner tour at Goldens in Eutica. Folks, we are right here on Genesee Streets.

This is the best. We're having a damn good time. All right. We are sitting in darkness right now if you're watching on Twitch. We have our little. French bistro light here on the table. Let's see. Our Wii Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

And we're getting ready to eat. He's going to open up at 7 o'clock, and you're going to pack this place. We've got goodies to give away. We've got tickets. We've got Godsmack tickets. We've got five finger death punch tickets. Look at that. All the little treats. Oh, my goodness. Yes. I just checked quick. I saw your Cowboys got two players last night. Pretty happy. Pretty happy. So let's just, we'll get deeper into the draft at some point.

Yeah, but. How late did you stay up? Let's see. It was, was it 11, I want to say, when it ended? Okay. The Seahawks made their pick, and I was like, good night. Yeah, good night. Okay. Right about 11.

All right. So did any surprises happen? Yeah. There were a couple surprises. Okay. So, they were a couple surprises. Okay. So they must see that they are going to get plenty of talent in the later rounds.

All right. So we'll dive into that. Not bad then. You're up to 11 watching your draft, but it was kind of like half. sleep, half. I mean, I was, I made sure that I was just kind of relaxing. Okay. That way I wasn't like, when it hit, hit or, you know, 11 came.

I couldn't, you know, it didn't have to be like, all right, no, let's wind down for half an hour with something else. It was like, okay, now let's, like old lady slowly. You just roll into your bed, good. Let's fold up these living room blankets now. I'm glad. I'm glad you had a fun draft. We'll break down all the things that happened last night. Then round two is tonight?

Is it two and three tonight? Two and three tonight. Okay. Yep. Why is it two in the same night? They go faster? Yeah, over the last few years, every year, they kind of keep knocking back the time.

And this year they did it again. So I don't even know what it is for this round. It might even be, it was like five minutes. Now it might even be like three minutes. Oh, dude. What if we did a speed draft 30 seconds? Each team gets 30 seconds. Pretty damn close.

They were rapid-fire in last night. On the clock, go. 10, 9, 8. Honestly, what was it? Was it a baseball or football, whatever? A fantasy league a couple years ago, I was in for like legit money had that. It was like you had 30 seconds to make your pick.

I'd be anxious. I'd be way too anxious. And everybody was like, that's the most unfair thing. I'm not having fun doing this. Yeah, nobody's enjoying themselves. So you know how to find us, uh, Twitch.tv slash Krock C&Y. Of course, Krock text line is up. 315, 364, 1009.

We are at Golden's up until 9 o'clock this morning. He will open at 7 and you will come get yourself something to eat. I'll find out what the specials are going to be. Let you know what he's got out on the griddle, and you're going to come wrap up the K-Rock Diner Tour in Utica with us, driven by Burdick BMW. We'll come back. It's the show you're listening to K-Rock.

You're not going to wear headphones, but you don't want headphones, bud? You guess you don't need them. We're right here. You could have heard Velcro talking to you in the headset there. Oh, I didn't even. He was saying 10 seconds, and I noticed you didn't hear him. He was shedding up a storm. Come on in this.

I like that sound. Is K-Rock, the room of a griddle and all the things. We are at Goldens in Utica, wrapping up the K-Rock Diner Tour. Here on Genesee Street. Come on down at 7 a.m. He opens up, and we're going to pack the place, get some good food in our bellies here at Goldens. Yes. K-Rock diner tour driven by Burdick B. M.W.

Also, good news if you are in the markets for snow shovels. We do have an entrepreneurial gentleman selling some snow shovels downtown this morning, so good news. You could. You never know. You never know. It's never too soon. Start planning for winter again. I mean, it's a little late now. We probably got him on a nice clearance. Oh, I mean, I think that they were the five-finger clearance.

Yeah, I don't know where he is wandering to right now. But there is a theory that he'll sell you a snow shovel, then just follow you home and take the snow shovel back. That's a business. That's a business. It's the infinite, infinite money glitch. Infinite money glitch. Rob is on his way, Chad and saying. And Lisa Nagel.

of Florida faces misdemeanor charges after giving police a false name during a disturbance call in Florida on Sunday. When deputies responded to her home, she slammed the door in the face. In the officer's face, she was then arrested when said, what's your name? She said Donald Duck. And I think you're not saying something to, it's relatively different, but I guess at that point you don't, you probably don't care. Do I catch an extra charge for claiming on Donald Duck? Because that's like I'm flying, I'm providing false information? I would say usually probably yes if you said like Donald, insert regular last name.

But not, you know, I'm Mickey Mouse. They're probably not going to. They're already, all right, yep, thank you. She was also able to slip out of the handcuffs. Now you're probably starting to agitate him where as soon as you do that, anything else you do after that, you're going to be probably hit with something. Oh. I would.

So I do it on stage in front of a bunch of people and it's a magic show. I do it in a police car. All of a sudden, you're a felon. Suddenly, I'm a felon. I can't. I have a trick. Real nice. I'm not allowed to do my trick.

Sorry, I'm honing my, uh, my David Blaine app. I'm a good escape artist. Suddenly I can't do that. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry. Uh, she did pop to know you're a Houdini here. That's my bad. Pop that $1,000.

She's out, uh, and scheduled for arraignment. So what does that always mean? Mm. Oh. Wouldn't they say $1,000 bond? Yeah. What, so it's like, how much, how much money is it? So it's probably $10,000,

You put up the $1,000. That means that you're going to come to court, and if you don't go to court, you'll lose your $10,000. But if you go to court, you get it back. But you also go to jail, maybe? Maybe. But you didn't spend this time in jail. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Up until your arraignment, you were out.

So I guess that's the trade-off. That's why when you see people who are like $5 million bond, they don't want them putting that money up, they want to. No. Because that's the flight risk. We don't know where you're going. Yep. They're like, no, no, no, no, no. They're thinking Donald Duck, the tattoo artist.

who can get out of handcuffs. That makes sense. That's the whole... You know? Donald Duck had a felony. Oh, right? They're sullying the poor name of Donald Duck. He already has the indecent exposure.

I know. He doesn't wear pants. He walks around with just his wean us out and all those little tail and all that. Right. Oh, man. And then what have you legally... Can this be like a fix-a-ticket or they're like, all right, you got to get your muffler fixed and then we'll weigh the ticket.

If she just goes and changes her name to Donald Duck... I've got, I have no idea. Scratch that one off. Say, no, I am legally Donald Duck. But no, that makes sense enough for the whole, like, Dog the Bounty Hunter shows and stuff like that. Yeah. For that's why they want to get you. Why, he wants to bear mace that guy.

Because you stole his monies. You're taking food out of my kid's mouth. Is he? Is he? No, he's remarried. Beth died. I know Beth died, but he immediately remarried. Or, like, exact twin-looking thing, right?

Listen, everybody's got a type. Yes. Maybe that's his type. I just like that he's as short as I am. Dog is? He's like five, six. Yeah, look it up. He's very short.

Then they shot that TV show. He's wearing huge boots. Unless I'm wrong. And it's not the exact guy I'm thinking of. But I'm pretty sure he's like... Five, six. Yeah, yeah, he's me. I'm five, four.

Oh, good day. Bro. Yeah. Isn't that funny? I feel lied to. To think that this is... Imagine this now. Hey, criminal.

Hey, criminal. Hey, criminal. Well, what's weird to me is that all of his kids are his size too on that show. Yeah. So it's just... that I don't mean this. No, no, no, no, I get it. It was just a bunch of tiny people coming at me?

Yep, it's the same when you see some wrestlers now. Uh-huh. And you're like, hey, you're? Because I noticed, like, when handbone goes to things and he takes pictures with people. Because handbone's tall. He's tall, but, you know, he's not, like, 6-8 or anything like that. Right. So when you see, like, wrestlers that are, you know, shorter than him, when you're like, oh, you're a little good.

Yeah. Interesting. Like, how tall is Ray Mysterio? Oh, man, 5-5, 5-4? He's always, like, built as one of the best little guys, right? Yeah, he's my size. He's like, it might even say 5, 6, 5, 7, but he's not. He's shorter than that?

He's like 5.5. Wow, you blew my mind by with the dog, the bounty other thing. They must have held the cameras low, made it look like they're big tough guys. Yep, he definitely wore those huge cowboy boots. I bet lifts inside the cowboy boots. Did you ever try that? Nah. Did you ever want all the lifts?

No. I like when you put on, like Timberlains and. and boots when you're like, you get up a little bit, and you're like, hey, yeah, look at this. Yeah. See, I feel the opposite. When I put on, like, I have two pairs of Doc Martins and one's a big thicker heel. Yeah. If I put those on, I'm 6'2.

Then you're towering. I feel too tall at 6'2. I see. I feel like, I feel like I'm like at the lurch over. Yeah. No, it's weird. It was one of those where maybe I would have if, like, the, what's the word I'm looking for? The hating of being short when I was younger continued.

Yeah. But I don't remember where, as I got a little older, it doesn't matter. That's who you are. That's your body. Yeah, all of a sudden it was like, oh, that doesn't make a difference. Yeah, that's your body. I just can't reach things. I like to sit at six.

That's why I wear vans. I like to hide uncomfortable at. There's no real heel in these shoes. I feel good. But I do like when I get a little like, hey, hey, I don't look at this. Yeah, look at me. I'm way up here. Because wintertime, I'm like 5-5, 5-6 maybe even.

But then in the summer, when there's, you know, really nothing. And you got just slides on. I'm walking around. I lose a few inches. Big night for our baby boy, Coco. Why, what's going on? Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Sorry, I dropped a thing. As we are in the height of his favorite time of the year, we got through March Madness. Yeah. We got through WrestleMania. Yeah. And now we are in to the draft.

I started last night at, I don't know, I remember what time, to get that feeling that I don't do because things end. Like, you know how I don't watch the last episode. of shows. You don't like to get sad. Well, what you just said was happening. The end of my favorite time of year. It's happening right now. You know, there's Super Bowl and WrestleMania.

Yep. Now that's, that was the, you know, the last couple Christmas gifts. There's still, hey, you still got some aunts and uncles and your grandparents that are coming. Yes. But that like, you know, all your dad's gifts from, you know, that one other. But then think about this. Can I be the optimist for you here? Yes.

Because this is sad that it's ending your favorite. sport season. But also, we got beach time coming up. We got camping time coming up. That's what does make me happy is it kicks off. Outdoor time coming up.

It kicks off outdoor time. So like when Christmas ended, you could be like, well, man, what would I think? What would I look forward to after Christmas Easter? That's what's rough about. Well, usually how I get through that is that it's WrestleMania season.

Oh, that's what that's about to get into the Royal Rumble is on its way and then all that stuff. So there's your optimism. Is that this will wrap up and then? It does help because. Because on the weekends, I don't want to be inside watching things anyway. No, you don't. You want to be out exploring.

There is that consolation prize. Tomorrow's going to be a bit of a wash, but that's good because you're going to be indoors watching. That's it. But no, you're looking at it. It's finally we're getting like a spring. Yeah. Upper 50s for a while. So, okay, I'll take that.

It's very nice. But yep, no, there were some gifts last night. So let's dive into it. It was awesome. Everybody said Fernando Mendoza are going to go first, right? Quarterback to the Raiders. Yeah, the Raiders, they fielded some phone calls, I guess. but nothing that peaked their interest.

Nothing. Okay. And then we get into, so can I ask you a Raiders question? Yeah. Who was their quarterback? Gino Smith, who he was a failure with the Jets to such a level that he was almost like one of the bigger busts. Then he had a redemption story type deal. Okay. One, he was on the Seahawks, and he had himself some real good years and got himself a good contract.

And then went to the Raiders. He was a little older and was terrible. So being terrible, what the Jets should do is definitely sign him again, which they have done. So now he's the Jets quarterback again. Yeah, football's weird. Football's weird. How is anybody a Jets fan? I don't know how you do it.

I couldn't do it. You're a Cowboys fan. I'm a Cowboys fan. And he looks down on Jets fans. Yeah, it's like, oh, you poor bastards. So this guy is going to be the starter? This is the – Geno Smith is going –

Oh, oh, Fernando. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the starter. All right. And then we go to the Jets. David Bailey. I like him. All of a sudden, you start seeing some experts after,

they're like, well, I don't know. It's like a C for a grade for this. Sure, sure, sure. No, he's a baller. He's really good. Okay. Jeremiah loved to the Cardinals. They stayed.

I thought they were going to trade out, honestly. I really did. These next few, I thought they were going to until the six pick, which did do a trade. But these next few, I thought all were going to have trades. And none of them did, and they were all interesting picks. Did it look a lot like the mock drafts you were looking at? Was everything kind of? Not really?

Not really at all. No, that's why I didn't. Because I don't recognize all these names. I usually bet on the draft. It's fun. You can, like, bet on the first time picks and he did that. Stuff like that. But I would have been out by the third pick because I thought the Cardinals were going to trade back and let somebody else come up and take Jerry.

Titans take Carnell Tate. Yeah, they need a wide receiver. But they're all in on their quarterback, so they're trying to get him weapons. Your New York Giants, New York Football Giants, taking Arvel Reese. Yeah, I guess this guy, he's very, very. similar to Bailey, but I guess they're saying that in a couple years, this guy could be like a Micah Parsons. He's just not as

polished yet, but I mean... And then explain to his sixth round, so what trade happened here? The Chiefs traded up because they were too worried somebody was going to take, I guess, Mansour Delane. Mm-hmm. And they took the cornerback out of LSU, which is always funny for stuff like this.

They let go two of their all-pro cornerbacks. Like, they traded their best corner to the Rams. Just to sign a new one? to draft a cornerback. Yeah, okay. I mean, I get his money and youth and all that, whatever, but it's always funny to see that.

You're like, oh, you had one. Oh, then. Oh, then is the commanders taking Sunny Stiles. That one, the Mancer-D-Lane one was like, oh, no, because I have like at a top five that I wanted the Cowboys to take. This guy was at the top. Sunny Stiles was, why? He, I think, is going to be rookie of the year.

He's very good. Okay. Another one out of Ohio State. He's a real good linebacker. He runs like a safe. hits like a linebacker. Look at all these. Because it says where they went to college.

So many Ohio State kids get, all of them. Getting signed. We're not even done yet. Jordan Tyson. Yep. Wide receiver to the Saints. People's big boards, as they call him. He's a real good wide out from Arizona State.

I like him. He's tall. And then we get a bunch of swaps happening here. Explain all this with 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. I see a bunch of arrows. Yeah, it was weird. People were trading in and out to get these, a couple of these tackles. but the Giants one came, they traded Dexter Lawrence.

This is another one where they need defense. So they trade Dexter Lawrence to take Arvel Reese, but they traded Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals. So the Bengals gave them their 10th pick. Gotcha. And then they took a guy. The Giants had a good draft. This guy's a big, huge dude.

So Browns get Spencer Fanon, and then the Giants get this Francis Mao. How do I say this? Mawagua. Mayuga? I never know. Out of Miami. But he is enormous. Like they show guys coming up to hug people.

The Ohio State. He's a big dude. And then this-Kalb-Dowell-S. This was weird, though. To your Dallas Cowboys. Which means I think, I guess, that either somebody else was trying to trade up to switch with the Dolphins. Who was supposed to be the 11th pick? This was the Dolphins pick.

Okay. And the Cowboys were after. So they just swapped picks, which means that the Dolphins wanted Caleb Williams, but were willing to swap or somebody else. Caleb Downs, you mean? Yeah, Caleb Downs. I wish Caleb Downs, or somebody else was trying to get up there, and the Cowboys were able to pull the deal, which is good news for me because I love this guy.

They'll call the dolphins and be like, listen, I hear something sniffing around this player. Do you want to swap them so we can get them first? Hey, I'll give you this and this. Where were they supposed to be? Right behind them. Okay, there are going to be 12th. Yep, they were 12. So then the dolphins take Caden Proctor.

Another huge dude from Alabama. Yeah, that dude. And then the shock of the first round is this next one. Yeah, the next quarterback. We see another quarterback drafted to L.A. Yeah. The Rams have... Ty Simpson out of Alabama.

The Rams have the reigning NFL and VVP. He's old. Really? The Matthew Stafford. But you would think if you're all in on your quarterback, you would get him help. Is that like a draft pick where Matthew Stafford's like, wait, what? Like, is he rattled by that? Well, it's either one of two things.

I like that one where, because I like to have a little stir the pot. So maybe they didn't tell him. But they probably were like, hey, just let you know. You know you're 38. Yeah, right. You teach this guy. Show the system, right. And they'll do something to help Stafford out somewhere along the lines.

But yeah, nobody, I didn't think you would go in the first round ahead, all, let alone 13. And then we'll just do two more. You guys. Yeah, then there's a 14 to 15. Just a run. Just a random run on guys that you might not know. I'm not can't pronounce this gentleman's name. Oliva Ione.

Yeah. I mean, these are the Baltimore Rams, and then the Tampa Bay Buccane Jr. Who addresser out of Miami? Who is, I liked, but that's a guy I was talking about. Oh, he's got short arms. Oh, yeah, or tiny hands and all that. No, the Bucks news for Syracuse fans would be that they re-signed Sean Tucker. Oh, that's cool.

Yeah. That's cool. Just jumping down, I see you got Milikai Lawrence on your cowboys. Yeah, I like that draft pick. That was a good one. None of the bills had picks. The bill did have any picks in the first round. They backed out, which is.

Still, I mean, they just think that there's probably plenty of guys out there that they could still get. So they're cool with it. Lottie's 49ers just have to wait to the seventh round. It sounds like they just keep trading everything off. But that guy from CNS still out there. Is he? Okay. The last pick in the first round was a running back.

So that means he's going to go like that tonight. Tonight, good. All right. So it's, again, 8 o'clock tonight. It kicks off or to go earlier. Oh, you know, I'm not sure if it's 7 or 8. I'm not really sure. Seven or eight, one of the two.

I'm sure you'll all be locked and low. Round 2 tonight kicking off San Francisco supposed to be first on the clock. Oh, yep. San Frans on the clock. Can they swap that? Yeah. All right, got you. They can, but if I were them, I would take somebody.

Okay. Can you hear me all the way? I can hear you. Yeah, go ahead. Sign that poster. We've got a lot of friends stopping into Goldens here in Utica. The final stop on the K-Rock Diner Tour as driven by Birdick BMW. We've already given out concert tickets.

We've given out some mugs. We've given out some pins. Moogs. And we're eating. We aren't eating for sure, bud. This is great. I love it. I like the MacGoldens.

We're jam-packed with fun and activities here at Golden's and Utica. Come on down and say, what up. We'd love to see you. And you're going to be happy you did. I had artichoke heart. Because you're going to eat some delicious food. This is great. I love it.

You know what? Normally, the last three diner tours, I'd have to say the phrase, you'll have some great food courtesy of Blank and the cream. There is no crew. You'll have Jeff and that's it. El Hefe. So you'll be fed by Jeff. You'll be cashed out by Jeff. You'll be spoken to by Jeff, waited on by Jeff all. Yalled that by Jeff. Everything.

It's a one-man stop. Backhand slapped if you're sassy by Jeff. And again, again, employee of the month, Jeff Golder. Wow. Employee. Employee the month. Every single month. Employee of the month. I wish I had, do I have anything in the car that I could sneak like our picture on that?

employee we we don't we don't earn that credit i you know what i do have weirdly in my car still several of those paulie heads that we signed remember that that weird picture oh and you were just putting them on brand of people's cars and i was giving them out and stuff like that i still have some of those weirdly because they were just pieces of paper so they fit everywhere i don't know how to tell you wall street journal but this is not a new thing that you're writing an article on they make you pay for every article you read they wall street journal those oh no thanks They say drinks have gotten so expensive. Adults are pre-gaming like college.

We've always been pre-gaming. Yes. We don't stop. But you can definitely see it ramping up. Do you think it's been ramped up? I can see it as a tailgator. You don't want a $25 white claw? That's exactly it.

You don't want that? You don't want a $30 Labat Blue? No. And that's the problem right there because a lot of times tailgators and eventgoers will, like myself, I don't mind paying for a, like how 1911 will have the specialty drinks at the fair. Oh, I think you were saying inside the, inside the amp too. Or yes, like that. Sure.

That, you know what? It's $15. Ah, you're getting. It's the treat. You're getting the things. It's a little treat. Where, like, an amp will sell a Seagram's tall boy for $15, $16. Sure, sure.

When they are $2, $3 at the most. Sure. At any kinnies anywhere in the world. Yeah. That's where I'm like, bro. Well, yeah, I don't need to make that much money. I don't think you're catching a buzz for less than 30 bucks in a concert, you know. No.

30, 35. I've relegated myself to, all right, you're going to spend $50 if you want to, you know, have several drinks inside the dome or, you know, any of those places. Well, the Wall Street Journal article says drinks are so expensive nowadays that Americans are bringing back pre-gaming just like they did in college. Nearly a third of people say they are drinking at home first. to save money. I don't go out and do things, but I thought that's what people always did. Right.

I mean, you drink at home, you party at home, you pregame at home. Well, that's the move. I like to do that, the pregame,

because, you know, it's the same thing as the tailgate. Yeah. You're getting all that, and then that way once you're, because once you're into the event, and then you start having at it, not only are you spending all the bucks,

but it's not like a sip of beer. I'm hammered. No. It takes a little bit. Yeah. So if your tailgate you're in pregame, and you get into the game, your gummy hits. Oh, that's the hit.

That way you can ride out the whole game. That's the heck. As opposed to, now I'm in. Let's start pounded me or gummy. You know what I mean? And then they have to wait for a while. No, you do it before. He's saying something big here.

Forget about the booze. You pop a little candy? That's what I, yes. You pop an edible before you go in there? That's exactly what I do. That way. Those red hot chili pepper visuals just jumping off the screens. Well, that was next level.

That was my favorite. That was before. Right before, immediately before, during, and then a little bit more during. One concert goer said she recently saw a can of White Claw going for $20. Yeah, that's normal. And I thought, wow, I'm glad I pre-gamed. Even big liquor companies are noticing as sales of mini bottles are up as people try to stretch their dollars more. Yeah.

So the little mini airplane bottles. Yep. And they're trying to sneak them into things. The little mini airplane bottles? Yep. Some are just like we said skipping booze all together and going to weed or edibles. Well, that's the move, man. Yeah, I like to have, you know, a cocktail or a beer or something or whatever once you get inside, like the dome or whatever.

But that move is right when you're walking up, you pop your whatnot that way by the time you get all the way in, and then you find your seat and you're sitting down and everything starts. Hit the system. Then it hits, and then you're good to go. And then you can just watch the pretty light shows. Wait, hold on. I think my audible is hitting right now. They had to clarify a nature festival.

This is over in the UK. I read this yesterday. I'll clear for nature for us. Well, because... Now I tried to do British and I did Australian. See? Your brain can't do it. Nope.

We're going to... I can't even do my delco here in front of people. So it was the Cumbria Nature Festival aimed at naturalists. Uh-oh. Problem is... Isn't that? very close to naturist, which is a nakey, nudist.

Hey, now. All right, all right. The website says it's for like-minded people to explore, share, and celebrate incredible wildlife and environmental biodiversity. Because it says, like-minded people. Yep. And celebrate diversity. You know, some nudies showed up. Yeah, and it's never what you think.

It's always what you see on HBO, real sex, whatever, when you're trying to. to have at yourself randomly to that show. And it's a bunch of 60-year-old. What is this? You see a bunch of hairy gray bush. Hey, what's going on? No privates.

A lot of nipples, a lot of gray bush. Yeah, because we have a couple of those camps around here that are nudist camps that comes up once in a while. And again, body positivity. You're all beautiful. Yes. You're all beautiful. I just don't want to see all your bodies.

No, I don't. I mean, I do, but just not. I'm going to look. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. If we ever go to one of those or somehow they wrangle us to go play volleyball at one, I would absolutely look at every single old lady beehole. I don't think I could do a nudist thing.

I don't know. I don't want to be naked. You have to be. No, they would probably say do whatever you feel comfortable with. And I would just wear like a bathing suit, but I don't want to show on my wiener. I don't want to either. No. I don't like being naked in my own home, let alone out in the woods and in public. It's not that I'm like, oh, I'm naked.

No, I like to be just shorts, because I'll take, I'll take my top off. Any chance I get to have my shirt off, I will. Because it's like to be comfortable. But I don't, no one wants to see that. Yeah, I, again, your body is beautiful. I just don't want to see it. You don't want to see mine. To be honest, I'm not under any kind of delusion that this is something people want to see either.

Well, everybody's sneaking peeks at all of our butts. Organizer said people heard nature. naturalists and interpreted it possibly as naturist, which is a nudist or a person who practices non-sexual, social nudity in private or in public. I'm a never-nude. I'm a never-nude. You know that about me. Well, didn't you say, isn't somebody what's his not?

Who? Kennedy, he's a never, I don't like to take off anything. He's not a never, I'm sure he gets nude, but it seems like every time he's working out it's in jeans or he got in that ice bath in jeans. He's like, I don't want to. For some reason. There are dozens. One person said, what if we fall into both camps, then show up, but you got to be enclosed.

Yeah, that's, okay, great. But that's, that's, like, that'd be like if I was a nudist, and then I saw, you know, like, a football game, like, all right, well, what if I like to be nude as well? Great. That's not what this is. That's not what this is for here. Just because you misread what the word, you saw the word ball. Yeah, you didn't mean that you could take yours out. Oh, but I like to be naked.

I can't be, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, great. Both camps. Wonderful. That's great. However, I'm a natureist and a spiritualist. I can't go to church naked? I don't understand.

I don't know. I fall into both camps. I praise Jesus the way I want to, and that's with Madong. What was the one they did at Howe Caverns? They did like, you just went for like a walk in it or whatever. That would be chilly. Right? Yeah, I don't know. It'd be just weird to be in a cave just.

Also, because I think we talked about it before, it'd be weird to like, you've got to be careful. What do you mean? Because you're naked. Yeah. And you're like cave exploring, you don't want to fall. No. You're going to scrape your genitals. You could scrape some parts up.

And I can't, I would get excited. To be honest with you, I would get excited. Just because it's neat. It's out. It's nudity. My body would think something's about to happen that's not about to happen. There's other naked people around. It's just what happens.

Yeah, my body would go into, you know, overdrive because it'd say, like, oh, we're going to do stuff. And I go, nobody. You accidentally bump somebody with your boner. Oh, that would be a nightmare. Bump a stranger with your boner that Josh Grossman store. That's how I got both my kids, right there. He's bumping into strangers with my boner. This is what happens.

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As a new law that just went into law, Overnight has made millions of you Canadians. It used to be, if you wanted to claim Canadian citizenship or dual Canadian citizenship, it was you were a parent. Like if your mom or dad was from Canada, you could do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. As of this morning, if you have a Canadian parent, grandparent, great-grandparent, or even can prove more of a distant Canadian ancestor,

you have citizenship to Canada now. That's weird. So technically, my brother's Canadian. I could be like... Are you... And his wife is Canadian? Yeah. So, am I half-Kin-uk?

You might be half-Canadian. Am I, like, quarter-Canadian? My quarter-lesbian? Am I Canadian lesbian now? Oh, look it. What is it? Quarter-lesband. My mom's actually doing that.

My dad had Canadian relatives. See, Deb is looking into it. It probably saves you on... Oh, my God. Different ways to... I don't know how it works when you go into Canada if you're just American, but there's got to be different. If you have dual citizenship, I bet there's like a fancy lane or they give you a little shot of maple syrup or something.

Or it means that there's not. One free cup of Tim Hortons. Oh, they do every time you go over and back. They go, you're going into America. Yeah. You're going into America. Here's your team Hortons. Yeah.

Or it's probably easier if you want to like bring stuff because they're very weird. Don't you dare try to bring them an apple. Oh, do not bring produce over the border. Don't you dare. Or on the, or out. No, you bring back. Livestock? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No. No. It's very weird. I mean, I get it. It's the Bart Simpson rule. What? From when he brought the frog to Australia. And it ruined everything.

So I get it. That's how I honestly understand that. Yeah. Which is very funny. What is the thing we have that we're not supposed to have? What? Is it, is it iguanas? Is it rats?

Like there's something that we're not supposed to have. Wait, like here in America or like New York? They came over on a ship. I mean, iguanas from Cuba. Yeah. Or ruining things down there. But, yeah, no, there's like a, yeah, there's like a, not a frog, but like a lizard. thing or something. Yeah, that's something that popped on over here.

It's like, hey. So if you can proof citizenship and Hambone is asking the same question I was, if this country continues to slide into the dystopia that we are, can I just run to Canada? I lean heavy on the side. I'm really Canadian. Hello. A lot of flannel. They say, if you have this ancestry, all you got to do is have proof.

You provide $75 for the application fee, bud. $75 for the application fee, bot. See, it's already coming out of me here. Once you're a citizen bod, we give you those dollars, right? Processing takes about 10 months, and then boom, dual citizenship. Dual citizenship. Which, I don't know, does that affect, like, your taxes and stuff like that? I think if you claim America as your primary residence, but there's plenty of people that,

there's plenty of people that find the weight around taxes. Yeah. They'll be like, no, my primary residence is Florida. Yeah. I just live in Manhattan the rest of the year. Oh, you mean the dual tax payment, double tax payment? Oh, you mean Mr. Lovett or Leave America? Jake Paul who left it to avoid the taxes.

That guy? He's not like that. Yes, he did. But he did it. He went to Puerto Rico, right? Yes, yeah. Which is still technically America. But it avoids the...

So hey, congratulations to the Canadians listening to us. I would think in central New York, there's a pretty good chance you've got some relatives. Yeah, I mean... Down to like South, they probably didn't journey that far, but a bunch of us... Especially the closer you get up to the border, eh? A bunch of people just coming out from the border back during the 1700. Secure. our 1700 borders.

In the 1800s, Bob. All these North Americans coming over our borders. Come on down here and hang at Goldens. We're broadcasting for a little more than an hour. We'll be here till 9 o'clock. Oh, Christmas is... Don't think like that. This is like there's one more present behind the tree.

Don't think like that. There's one more present in the tree. Tab says they don't want Americans up there. Well, if I'm not American, if I'm like, no-bod, no. No, no. Look, a full Canadian. But no, they're not going to let us bomb rush them. No.

You keep that messed out. there. All right. You keep that down there. And, well, they reclassified marijuana. They did. I can't tell by the way you're saying that. They did it.

This is actually good. Okay. The way you're saying it, I was like, the good way or the bad way. I'll bust on Trump for all the stupid stuff he does, but I'll give him flowers when he does stuff I'm excited about. Okay. And the reclassification of marijuana. So what now?

Like Motrin? It's like a Motrin. I think that's what it is. It was a Schedule 1 now to Schedule 3. Okay. So it's Motrin. Yeah. Which is what it should be.

Which opens up a bunch of stuff, and I'll go through some of the things. Sadly, it doesn't mean you can all listening to us around the country get weed now. No, it's not federally legal. Not yet. But it's just reclassified, which means they can study it. It will be regulated differently, shifting from a marijuana schedule one to, like you said, Schedule 3, reserve for drugs without medical use and high abuse potential was what it was before. Now it's like you're saying, a mocherned, aspirin, whatever.

Medical research now got easier. Because you know how they could never really research it? No, they couldn't do anything with it because it's not legal. Scientists will now face fewer barriers to study cannabis, so less red tape, more supply access. Business owners, we got a lot of cannabis friends, as you guys know. Yeah. They can finally receive more tax relief. These companies were previously blocked from normal business deductions because they were all naughty cannabis.

Oh, geez. Yeah, well, all these people need is just to see a little bit of money. Yeah. And they start turning a cheap. What I don't know what's going to happen, and I'll need to ask our cannabis friends about this, is can you finally have bank accounts? Because I know that was always hit or miss in New York with these places. They're like, yeah, we can't pay money in the bank. It's not federally whatever.

Protected, right? Yeah, I would imagine that maybe once you, now that this was like the first step to doing so. Yeah. Because they got, they have to. I mean, that's insane for what they're doing with it. I mean, it's a plan. Now, the good news is that. What this does, it's kind of like a couple steps.

So this was the first step. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, all right, now we're here. To now go towards the bigger hurdle that would pave the way for nationwide legalization, which I think would be quite. Just straight up federally legal. I think you're going to have some old-timey states down south that'll fight, fight, fight, because they're just not educated about it.

No, they're not. No, they still think it's. They're still referencing Reefer Madness where we're all jumping out of windows. It's a, they'll, they do the, well, takes big swig of, whiskey to take down his annex. Exactly. It's too dangerous for that to be illegal. And that's the other reason I'll celebrate the psychedelic stuff that they did recently.

No. Because there are so many, in my personal life, so many vets that I know that do use psychedelics for treatment, and it's very helpful. And I would much rather people use psychedelics or cannabis than opioids. Yes. Or just drink themselves to sleep every night. That's the other thing, is that it's still not going to, it's still going to take a while because these rich, old-ass white dudes are still making billions off of Big Pharma.

Yeah. And until they can closely match what they're making in marijuana. Right. So whatever they're going to do to make it so they're in the lead with all this. They're going to fight it. Yeah. That's what this is taking back on. I mean.

And what I also see troubling, too, is you're going to have the fights in, like, the Kentucky area where they're making a lot of whiskeys and bourbons because they want to sell. that's been the biggest hit to the liquor industry has been marijuana. So they're going to fight back against that. Those people are definitely going to have the higher ups that they know fight for that. It is still going to be federally illegal. You cannot just drive it across state lines. Not yet. Which is also a thing, and I get it, this is a gray area.

But if I'm flying from New York to California, that's a legal state to a legal state. Why can't I bring my bank? or whatever. Right, who cares? But also because it does that thing where it's like, well, it's because, you know, New York's got their legal weed, but California's got their legal weed where it's like, well, why does it matter? Yeah, I know.

Why is it there should be zero difference between New York weed, California weed, Texas weed, Maine weed, like it should just be the difference should be. Yeah. Because it's grown in your state, not because of whatever you might be doing that you need to exclusively tell us. Yeah. And Dune's has a great point. Because if you are currently serving in the military, because it's federal, you can't, you could fail drug test for weed, but you are allowed to microdose LSD for, you know, PTSD or whatever.

At least that's a start, but still, it's crazy that, you know what I mean? You can drink as many beers as you want and dig LSD, but you can't smoke weed. That is, you know. Or the, not, you know, saying any single one of these people are, but when we were just coming up here today at one of the rest stops. Mm-hmm. So you're telling me there was at least a hundred big rigs there. Yeah. So you'd rather those guys, because they're on rest or whatever, all crack an 18 rack?

Yeah. The night before? They have different rules because they have, like, even their like Dewey number. Yeah, they can't. I mean, they can't just crack in 18. But still, it's close to that. They have days off. Yeah.

As opposed to, you know, you can't smoke weed. To help you sleep while you're driving the biggest vehicle on the road. I think that once, and I don't love the idea of being able to test people for cannabis, but once you can test people for cannabis, it'll be easier. So if you pull a trucker over or somebody and say, hey, are you? Yes. You can't prove it. You can't prove if you're drunk. You can't prove if you're high. Again, I don't need them to, like, hit a bowl and then drive that.

No, no, no, no. They're going to a problem if you want to go to sleep with it. It does not make dispensaries federally legal as well. So they're saying the banking will still have some issues, regulatory issues. Yep. Small steps. Because that's hard, but it's small steps. Shouldn't have to five years into this.

No, I know. Small steps, but. I know. I guess it's better than, again, the Denny's waiting behind the dumpster above a ball. Waiting for a big of brickweed. It's still better than that. You know what I'll be doing this Sunday?

Going to see the Michael Biopic. Oh, are you? We're going to go see the movie. No. That's ignorant. No. No, I don't want to. I love Michael Jackson.

I love his music. Yeah, no, that should be good, too. It looked cool to train. He got a little weird towards the end. Sure, I don't know what he was alleged of or whatever, but I like his music. No, yeah, that's the thing. You hear from everybody that is no longer like a kid that they wouldn't let speaker themselves, and they're all like, no.

Like Feldman and McCallie, and they're like, we didn't. But there's also photo evidence of like the target baby, you know what in his bedroom? Yeah, that's. Like the target display that would have babies. That was the other thing is, like, why? He didn't help himself with anything. You're not helping yourself, man. With nothing with that.

We want you to be innocent, but you're not helping yourself. No, because even when people are like, no, you didn't do anything weird, then you're like, yeah, but. why is there a picture of even if it's not weird and you were doing anything he still don't have him sleep in your bed right? Yeah, don't have sleepovers with kids Well, I mean like, yeah, no one will even care.

Fine, you can have big sleepovers because you didn't have a childhood and all this other stuff, but have a kid room. Yeah, you leave that room. Yeah, not a you room. Let the kids stay and then their parents can also stay and then you leave. Because then you look like a cool charitable guy

that likes to bring, you know, kids to enjoy things that they wouldn't be able to enjoy. Yeah. Not things they wouldn't be able to talk Well, for the rest of their life. So we don't know about any of that. But I will enjoy his movie. Apparently, they did not have any of that stuff in the movie.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You do the good stuff? Just hears me as Michael Jackson. I think it's up to where he gets burned in the Pepsi commercial. I think it's where it ends. Oh, really? Oh, they don't even, oh, they show nothing. They don't even like, I'm dead Michael Jackson.

No, I think it's all Joe Jackson, Jackson 5. Oh. His story up, because that's kind of when he got addicted to pit, like pain killers and stuff. Fetanol, right? Oh, no, Propophal. Yeah, Propheal, yes. And he was sleeping in the hyperbaric chamber and all that. Those calls were the craziest.

What calls? Those ones where he tells that guy, like, if I die, it'll be because they gave me a bunch of propanol or whatever. I don't think I've heard those. I thought you played it. Maybe I did. It sounds vaguely familiar. Where he's talking his last phone call to, like, his agent or whatever. And the guy's like, Mike, tell me what you mean?

What are you talking about? Oh. He's like, they're going to frame me. They can kill me. Oh, that's weird. That's sad and scary. Yeah, it's very weird. So the movie comes out, I think, today, right?

Yeah. If not yesterday. Expected to be one of the biggest grossing weekends. 70 million is what's predicted to make this weekend. Wow. But in the movie is Diana Ross, because Diana Ross knew Michael Jackson. Okay. They film a whole movie.

Okay. Diana Ross is played by an actress Kat Graham, who I don't know. But I'm sure she's fantastic if she made it in the movie. Michael's own nephew had to audition for, like, years. to play Michael. Oh, no. So if you got cast as Diana Ross, you've got to be good. Yeah.

Something happened after the movie was done. Oh, no. Due to legal considerations, she's been cut from the entire movie. I wonder if she said no after or an agent. Diana's, is she still with us? Oh, I don't know now. Diana Ross still alive?

I don't know. Ask Cody A.I. I think she's dead. I think she's alive. No, she's alive. She's alive. She's alive. So, so.

Why would you let this happen? Maybe they did it and didn't ask, and then when they did ask and they went around, she was like, hell no. I can't imagine. You guys all in chat seem to know, Kat Graham. What else was she in? Because I would imagine you just filmed the Michael movie. You're Diana Ross. You've told everybody you know.

You're super excited for the pop that's going to come off this, and they're like, sorry. And they switched you with Hock Tua Girl. Yeah. We put Hock Tua Girl in instead. I'm sorry. Just right now. I wonder why. I wonder if there was just a reason or...

They said, unfortunately, those moments are no longer part of the final cut. The team worked hard to preserve as much of the story as it possible, but they have not said what the legal considerations are. The filmmakers had to delete the scenes. I don't know if it's going to affect the movie at all, but... I mean, no, I didn't... Because I'm trying to think, not that I'm like, let me go ahead and wreck my Michael Jackson brain here.

Yeah, I don't know. But I can't think of anything in his career that's like, No, the, blah, blah with Diana Ross, you have to show that. Yeah, I can't, I mean, I know he had the duet with it. They were friends and stuff, so, I mean, that's okay. Mm-hmm. But it's weird that it's like that scene and then he's, whatever, his comeback and they end it, probably with him, like, doing a twist on stage fireworks. Michael.

Michael. Pepsi. Pepsi. Pepsi. Pepsi. I don't know. I'll let you know on Monday when I come in, because I'm going to go see it on Sunday. Yeah.

Who else is going to go see the Michael Biopic, biopic? Biopic opens today. Before we get out of here, I will tell you, the story. Okay. Of Kira. Kira the dog. Okay. Kira the dog.

You know what our dog? Like to go to doggie daycare. Not every day, though. Doggy daycare. She goes, a Connecticut canine named Kira, went to the Altie Mutt Academy on a day she wasn't supposed to be there. The Academy was letting the dogs into like a gated area around 1145 a.m. Okay.

And up walked Kiera with the other dogs going into the pen. Okay. They realized that Kiera had broken out of her own home to come hang out with her friends at the doggie daycare. That's hilarious. How far away does she live? It doesn't say it can't be that far. It just says she had come to camp all on her own, footage waiting outside the facility, wagging her tail, waiting for them to open the gate.

When they did, she went and joined her friends, and that was it. That's insane. Upon opening the door, she confidently entered, joined the other dogs without hesitation. The owner tracked her down. There's nothing you can do. If you have a dog like that. Can I pet that dog? Can I buy that dog?

Those dogs, you can have a 10-foot high fence. You can have latches on the door. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? They will know how to jump off. I don't know what kind of dog it is. It doesn't say in the story. Yeah.

But yes, big, fluffy, derpy-looking dog, whatever that is. That makes sense. Big, I mean, I figured out how to open the door. She's just looking around where her, that's where her friends are. You're going to make me stay home? Yes. That's how sucks. Yes.

I know how to get out of here. This house sucks. My friends are down at the camp. I'm going to go to camp. Oh, a latch? I don't think so. I don't think so. I'm on here.

We used to keep jugget away from the front door because once he figured out that all he had to do is jump up on it. And hit the latch. It would open. The first time he did it, I remember him jumping down, turning slowly and just looking up the stairs at me as the door slid that, like, slow close. Letting you know he figured it out.

I'm like, are you kidding me? He's like, I figured this out. That'll be a thing we have to watch. But yeah, that's great. At least it was one of those dogs that, knew what to do and it wasn't like I got out and now I'm lost and it doesn't know it's like yeah that's what the place I go to I went to the place I go to I smelled it you don't want me to go to the place I'm supposed to go to I smelled down I don't know calendars I don't know what my day off is no you just left the house and this house and I'm here still I was making up for your error yeah you screwed up you need to apologize you didn't bring me to the party with my friends you need to apologize we want to thank Velcro Paul back in the studio for running the board for this morning chief engineer who sat in his SUV all morning long and almost He probably should get arrested at those police. I'm just saying he's holding.

He's holding out there. You might, he's going to resist. Swarm, swarm, swarm, swarm. He's going to resist. You're going to need to taste. Swarm. I'm just saying, I mean, I know. What's that?

What is that? What is that? Let's bring the dog. Let's bring the dogs down here. Let's get a sniff around. We need a canine. We need a canine, please. Thank you everybody who stopped by this morning.

Thank you, Jeff over at Goldens. Jeff Golden, thank you so much for having us, buddy. Yes. We had a great time. Great food. Everybody had a delightful time here at Goldens. I would thank the staff, but there is no staff. It's just, Jeff.

Thank him. Jeff is holding it down. Stop down to Goldens today for lunch or any time he's open in the morning in Utica. Have an excellent weekend. We will throw it into the top of the hour with some bad omens, getting to your 90s at 9. Have an excellent weekend. Enjoy the draft. Be excellent to each other.