The Show - GRAD CRASHERS

Episode Date: June 25, 2026

Either Cody’s fever is making him hallucinate or his bunny friend is back! Does anyone actually eat caviar for taste? Some of the strangest foods at The World Cup right now. Obviously we’r...e not telling you to crash grad parties, but we have a very detailed plan to do it. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. The crumbugs have been turned back in. Parents, you will be charged.
Starting point is 00:00:49 You will be charged every day. The crumbugs have not been turned back in. Oh, diploma can be with him. Some of your kids' last day is today. Got them dogs out. Got them dogs out. Some of your kids are walking the stage today. Big day.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Big day. Some of you are having to do that weird that our parents. Four parents had to do the pre-K and kindergarten graduations. Oh, I'd lose it. I'd lose it. Even I felt bad, I feel like for my mom having to go to that. I did a lot of those. You're like, what is that?
Starting point is 00:01:30 I'm having a lot of trouble with the kids getting older this last couple of weeks. I don't know what it is. I'm basically a sophomore now. Bro, I went to the preschool grads, the kindergarten graduations. They would just look so damn cute up there. Adorable. Danny's nephew walks tonight. Do not.
Starting point is 00:01:50 You're not doing anything on your caps or gowns. Parents. Students are not permitted to bring in any food or beverage. No dunking refreshers. Oh, my goodness. Gracious. They will be asked to dispose of them. I like that.
Starting point is 00:02:11 You must have a shirt on underneath your gown. Oh, my goodness. Did you ever see that vice principal? show with Dane McBride in Skugans. I would have liked it, huh? It's hilarious. No, I didn't watch that. That's kind of that.
Starting point is 00:02:30 So good morning, everybody. Yeah, here we are. I know my wife's got to work today and tomorrow, but we are, uh, what? It's not Friday. It's not Friday. Today's Thursday, but you're delirious because you're fighting off some unknown disease or flu. You are. Hey.
Starting point is 00:02:46 What you got? She came in this morning. He's got 101 temperature right now. Canaan said he saw his rabbit, but I also thought maybe I could be delusional or he could be delusional. Could be hallucinating. So he went back out there, fed the rabbit? Yeah. I got within like 10 feet.
Starting point is 00:03:02 I'm doing air quotes for those you listening. And hucked carrots all around him. Uh-huh. So I'm going to go peek and see if he's having a little snack. Yeah. I think he's going to eat all the currants. Well, don't worry, bud, because we only got to go out back out and do another live stream tonight to five o'clock.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Sometimes you got to power through whatever's trying to kill your body. Don't worry about. I don't know what he's got. I've been trying to figure it out. It's not Lyme. He got tested for Lyme. I said, what about that tattoo flu that happens sometimes? People get a big tattoo and they go, but that was weeks ago now.
Starting point is 00:03:37 I've never had that before. I mean, I don't know if it would matter. This was the biggest tattoo you probably had done, though, right? Yeah, well, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, dude.
Starting point is 00:03:50 No, it's not an STD because he'd need to get laid for that. You ain't wrong, brother. Burn! So we don't know what it is. But listen, the good news is it was what, 102, and now it's only 101, you said? Well, I woke up. I was going to, because it was like two. Typhoid, it could be typhoid, dysentery.
Starting point is 00:04:09 About 2 o'clock in the morning, I woke up because I was in my cold spell, or my hot spell. So I was just laying on top of all the blankets. Yeah. And I woke up and I was like, I am, I felt like I had sunburn all over my body. You were that hot. So that's when I went and checked and it was 102 point something. Sure, okay.
Starting point is 00:04:29 And I went, I got to set my alarm for an hour. If this isn't to go down, I was like, I'm going to have to call it to 102 something. I expected a tax this morning. I feel like you can't function if it goes any higher. But it went down one. Danny, why are you so evil? I'm not going to be sick. Danny says so you're going to be sick now.
Starting point is 00:04:46 That's what I was worried about. Not, Danny. Whatever he's got is an internal thing. He's not coughing. He's not sneezing. Nothing's going on. He's just fighting something off. But why would you say that? That's the bitchiest thing you could ever eff-and-say in a chat. We open-mouthed kissed a little about. Well, I mean, that's normal, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:02 But. Yeah. No, I don't know what he's fighting off. He'll be fine. We'll do our little live stream tonight. And if we can't, we can't. You know? Yeah. We'll play it by here.
Starting point is 00:05:10 I think I'll be fine. Twitch.tv slash the show. Of course, you can find us there, or the show. We'd love to get it. Oh yeah, I gotta get some cowbell. Do you? You want more cowbell? That's got a FIFA.
Starting point is 00:05:23 And the only prescription. The only kids know that no more, do they? They don't, nah, that's an old reference. Happy Thursday, and that means alive, Cocoa Pops tonight. Mm-hmm. Tonight, tonight, tonight. That's gonna be... Five o'clock.
Starting point is 00:05:40 So this is what you're gonna do. Yeah. You are gonna leave your job, leave your work. Do what you're gonna do. head over and see us at East Coast Humbold's going to be a quick hang 5 o'clock because they got to clear that store out they got to get everything off the shelves
Starting point is 00:05:54 emptying out the store so they don't got to pack it up I want to see someone make some type of cool deal Yeah make deals He told you he'll yeah Wheel and dealing Wheeling and dealing You could you could Like the old auction style
Starting point is 00:06:10 Yeah you could haggle Mm-hmm you'd be like well I don't know That's two two two 10 10 two 20 You got to get suspenders. You're going to come over tonight. And then you got to stand and go, well, that looks mighty steep if you ask me. Well, give me an offer, I guess.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Anyway, so. And then you do that. That's what's going on today. Five o'clock will be over at East Coast Emeralds for a quickie. And then I'm going to run home, play that back at 7 o'clock on the Twitch. Dot TV slash show. And boom. And boom.
Starting point is 00:06:39 And boom. You've got a cocoa puff. And boom. Do we have any fun World Cup tonight? Yeah, there's still Tonight, USA, right by 10 o'clock? Yeah, I'm not staying up for that. It goes for another, like the 19th, I think, is the final whatever here, but let's see.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I downloaded that soccer game, so I can practice it. It was fun. I got my first goal last night. That was fun. That's enjoyable. That was fun. Curisal, does how do you say that? It's a delicious drink, right?
Starting point is 00:07:05 Oh, did I say it wrong? Is it? I don't know. Is it Carasau a drink as well as a country? I have no idea. All right, go ahead. Vers ivory coast. Ecuador.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Germany. Japan and Sweden, Tunisia and the Netherlands, and then Paraguay, Australia, and Kentucky, United States. That Japan, Sweden won't be good. Even though Ecuador hasn't got no wins, Germany, Ecuador will be good. Yesterday, there were some good ones. Yeah, you said you were watching them on the couch. Yep.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Switzerland got the win over Canada. That was big. Morocco took down Haiti, and then Brazil stomped Scotland, as much as people. People enjoyed them. I mean... Yeah, you said Brazil is like one of the top, right? They're good in Scotland. Like how many...
Starting point is 00:07:52 You know what I mean? I'm sure they don't know how many footballers they got. In Scotland, yeah. And then Mexico won. They look good, too. Yeah. They look... All right.
Starting point is 00:08:00 All right. So stop by and get some accessories tonight. And then actual stunner, South Africa, though, the first time in their history. They're in the knockout round. Really? Yep. Okay. So, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Cool, man. So, yeah, get some stuff like to watch. Catch the... We're Fiva. We're a cup, man. So 5 o'clock come to East Coast and then go home and watch a games. I'm sure some of your heads are still ringing from that show a couple nights ago. Yeah, the little clips I'm seeing look awesome.
Starting point is 00:08:27 They sounded great. She sounds great. Yeah, all those bands sounded great. Yeah, Spearbox looked great. Yeah, good morning, everybody. So let's not forget about the fishing tournament coming up this sex. Yesterday morning. We'll be in Phoenix, New York, up there at Lockwood.
Starting point is 00:08:43 one distilling. That'll be the home base, but you're going to park over on the island. The map is on our Facebook page. Parking in this, uh, uh, we got downtown parking, all that stuff. And you're going to be fishing. We got a lot of great vendors coming out. Yeah, it's a party. So even if you don't want to fish, it's nice early morning party on a Saturday. Come, come, come, just hang out. Come hang out. We'll have a mimosa's and drinks in the bar. Yeah. Angry barista don't have some coffee out there.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Just pop it. I'll have popcorn. We've got a little mobile book cart coming, a whole bunch of stuff. Very cool. It's going to be real fun. I'm pretty pumped. It's going to be real fun. Go away baiting. Fishing tournament 8 a.m. on Saturday morning in Phoenix, New York. Just look for us at Lock 1 in the big pavilion. It was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:09:27 There was somebody's kids in there yesterday. Where? In the break room. Oh, okay, yeah. And it was the like the stuffiest person you could think of. Sure, got you. And one of our salespeople was in there just saying it over and over and over and over and over and over. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:09:43 That's fun. That's really fun. Go ahead, babe. Um, well, a wealthy neighborhood in California. What? Is dealing with a strange phenomenon. Phenomenon. As apparently a weird orange liquid ooze is going down their streets.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Oh, that's flowing through the streets. No, that's Washington. You missed. Ah, bird, I get that joke. Experts are saying it's magnesium in the water. Ew. What is that? I mean, it's an element, right?
Starting point is 00:10:15 Magnesium's an element. I'm not really sure. I know I have some of my multi-vitamin. Oh, that's the stuff that makes you... Oh, no, zinc. It's stuff that makes you sick, right? If you don't cost no food in your tummy... Oh, if I got an empty stomach, yeah, and I eat my...
Starting point is 00:10:27 Really, any? If I do an empty stomach full fist of pills in the morning, I'll start the dry, you guys have seen that. Now I just wait until I get home. It's essential mineral. So you're in your body. So you need some. Yeah, that's why I'm not going to get sick. But probably not an ooze of it.
Starting point is 00:10:42 No. Here's the neighbors talking about it. Well, there's this groundwater that's seeping up and turning the street, this horrible shade of orange. It's turning everyone's property orange. It's turning their homes orange. It's turning their cars orange. And it's also a safety hazard because it's very slick.
Starting point is 00:11:02 There's been a few incidents because it's so slick. There was like a garbage truck where it just like completely like slid. There's been a couple of cyclists who have like fallen. And most recently there was a lady who actually, like, fell back and hit her head. Yeah, it's like slimer ooze. Like Cheeto dust. I'm like Cheeto dust all over the roads. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Not supposed to do that, magnesium. Nah, water like that ain't supposed to be orange like that at all. Right, D-Mars, it's an underground river of slime like in Ghostbusters, too. It's exactly the same thing. You got to be real nice to each other, and then it'll just go away. It feeds off of our anger, everybody. Would you be shocked? If there's a slot
Starting point is 00:11:43 At this point, no If you're like, hey man, there's a weird ooze That feeds off our human anger So let's not forget about the big fish and derby Coming up On sectrides. 8 a.m. We'll be over at Lockwood Distilling in Phoenix, New York
Starting point is 00:11:56 Come on out Uh-huh Cast a line, catch a lonker I'm looking for all the masturbators out there Who want to come out to our fish and derby We got a lot of prizes So Cody's put together A first, second and third place
Starting point is 00:12:11 prize pack. It's crazy. There's a lot of stuff in these. The biggest overall fish is going to have those custom formats from installations unlimited. Yep. And then second and third place will get like, what? K-Rock goodies and a bunch of, like we got tickets or stuff. There are prize packs that are jammed full of a variety of things.
Starting point is 00:12:29 But yeah, they should have concert tickets in them, perhaps. So those are your top three. We also have just for the kids, they don't got to catch a thing. I want all the kids eligible. So we've got a cool kid prize pack with some candy. and squirt guns and stuff in it. That's just, you just could, your kid's just going to put your name in a box. Yep, we're going to draw it at an appropriate time.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Yep. And then we got like some bonus prizes. Cody wants to see the ugliest fish. Yeah, I got, I don't know how we judge that, but you'll know. You'll know. I think we'll be able to tell. So we'll have a, well, have a fun time. Saturday morning, 8 a.m. will be set up.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Bob jokes, but if there's anybody that does face painting, please, for free. Yeah, we can do face painting and balloon. That would be awesome. I would definitely get it. For any vendor that wants to come down. Well, except for food, I think we're good on food now. We've got a lot of food stuff. Yeah, we're going to be a little busy.
Starting point is 00:13:17 We're going to have a mobile double booked is going to be there for a mobile book cart. That's going to be fun. We got a lot going on. I'm going to get a book. We're talking a lot about food and chat here momentarily. Asman says we're making them hungry. I know. Because Middle Eastern Fest is happening starts today, right?
Starting point is 00:13:33 Yeah. A lot of good looking food over at that. Oh, man. It's such a awesome little vibe, too. It's just big enough where... Where do they do that? I don't know how to explain it, but like on a dog a road, kind of.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Okay. What's it near? Um, I don't even... Yeah, don't worry about it. If you leave my house and you start kind of like taking the scenic route to go back to your house, that way. Oh, I know that way then. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:13:58 Like you're headed towards Fairmont. Middle... Hold on a second. Where do they do? By OCC there. 4988 on a dog a road. Oh, I know. I know where that is.
Starting point is 00:14:09 So if you leave and just kind of like head up that way. I know where that is. So it's literally, like I could probably walk if I really wanted to. Because don't they have like a sign out? Yeah, by the back of OCC entrance. Yeah, because you've told me before that's where they do Middle Eastern Fest. All right. Cool.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Syracuse Middle Eastern Fest kicks off 10 p.m. tonight. It's also a clutch for bringing stuff back. No, I think it starts tomorrow. No, tonight, four to 10. You see that? Yeah. All right, good. I don't want to be wrong.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Thursday, Saturday, Saturday, Sunday. Okay. So talking food, I'm seeing some of these strangest wild foods that are being served up at various World Cup matches. Oh, I bet there's some cool stuff. Like in Miami? Welcome to Miami, Poppy. They've been doing a cool side-by-side a couple times on Fox. I've seen where they have like the teams that are going against each other and they do foods.
Starting point is 00:15:02 Where it's like, would you rather have this from Saudi Arabia or this from Argentina? and then the Saudi Arabian thing wins. Are they doing that? Like they're doing different countries food items? Yeah, they were showing like a little head-to-head. It was neat. If you're in Miami, you can get the fancy AF tots. Three fried hash browns topped with caviar,
Starting point is 00:15:23 crem something, and chives. No. Just 75 bucks for those, bud. Oh, caviar is why. I'm good on that. Have you ever had caviar? No of you? I think I had a little once.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Boogey bitch. But it was not. I don't know why people eat caviar. Is it just to flex? It's not good, right? It was weird. People who eat caviar are just like, look, I'm rich. I can eat whatever I want,
Starting point is 00:15:50 unborn fish or unfertilized fish eggs or whatever it is. Yeah, it's whatever you yank out of that sack. Yeah. Look how rich I am. Rob had caviar when he was in France and got stuck in his braces and he said it was disgusting. All right. It would be disgusting. Gross.
Starting point is 00:16:07 It would be disgusting. Yeah, no thanks. Just salty bobas. No, that's what it was. It was just like salty fish paste kind of because he spread it on it like cracker like that. Now this, this has your boy's name all over it. The empanada Mundial in Miami. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Five pound chicken and cheese empanata. That's a big old empanada. Do they have a picture of that? Type in empanada Mundial. I'm sure someone has posted it. MUNA M-Panada Mondeal
Starting point is 00:16:41 Where is it? Do you see it? I don't see a photo of it No, there it is I don't think I'm spelling right Right here, it looks like a giant calzone Look at that beast Looks like a calzone
Starting point is 00:16:54 That's how big it is As an empanata Five pounds? That's five pounder, bud You think so? It's packed It's packed All right
Starting point is 00:17:02 All right The Twinkie Cheeseburger in Los Angeles That's something that... Something you don't want to. Don't Google that. It is a cheeseburger topped with bacon wrapped jalapinos stuffed with brisket and cream cheese.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Let me read that. Why is it a cheeseburger? Was it a Twinkie? Top with a bacon wrapped jalapeno. Yeah. Okay, so maybe that looks like a cheeseburger. I mean, it looks like a Twinkie. And it's got the cream cheese as the filling in the middle.
Starting point is 00:17:33 I would have rather have had the Twinkie. Yeah, just give me the Twinkie. I don't eat. I don't eat. I like to get that glazed donut burger from that. Yeah, you do like that. You do like that. I would eat a twinkie burger.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Short rib poutine in Vancouver. Vancouver, Vancouver, Josh. Come on. I like your... Loaded fries with gravy, pulled short rib and cheese curds. Oh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Okay. Well, what's weird? I eat the hell out of that. It's crazy, though. Some of these, like, say that one again? Short rib poutine in Vancouver. Like, that's... hard to eat at us in your seat.
Starting point is 00:18:10 I would need a fork. I need a fork with most foods. I need a table. I'm that guy when I'm at a game and I'm like eating stuff. I'm like sitting and my legs are as close together as I can. It's sitting on my lap. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:24 I would need a fork. If it's in a little dish, I could eat it with a fork. Maple bacon smoky in Vancouver as well. Smoked sausage top with bacon onion jam and maple syrup. Eh. Does it say the price for it? No, I mean, I'm sure if I dug deeper, I can get you the price on these. But the most concerning thing that's getting a lot of attention is the $20 beers.
Starting point is 00:18:47 I'm not surprised by that. That's what they're going to charge you. You don't have to buy them. It was 15 plus when I got just one at the Oasis one. Right. That's just how that is. It's what I always tell you, vote with your wallets. They're only selling them for $20 because people are buying it for $20.
Starting point is 00:19:05 If no one bought a damn thing. They wouldn't be $20. After one concert, they would knock the prices down if nobody bought any booze. So if you don't want to spend $20 on a beer, don't buy a $20 beer. Nope. Nickelback. Good morning. This is K. Rock.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Five o'clock tonight, special time for a streaming live Cocoa Puffs from East Coast Emeralds as we empty out all their accessories. With some special boys. Oh, us, me, you weren't special as boys? Yeah. We'll be hanging out at East Coast five o'clock. Kang as we're going to stream live, just kind of go around the whole store.
Starting point is 00:19:43 See what's left. Yeah. The camera's basically mobile so we can just kind of go everywhere. Yep. See what's left on the shelves. He is wheeling and dealing. They want stuff off the shelves. I think I've greedy...
Starting point is 00:19:52 All your accessories. Got in everything I want. Mm-hmm. I think we will see. So the last thing I got was last Cocoa Puff's. I made sure that I got the booby bowl. So if you want to stop by and make some deals while we are there, five o'clock is the best time to do that.
Starting point is 00:20:11 It'll be a quick hang. We'll be out of there. Probably in 30 minutes because I got to drive home and get this up because you can watch it back at 7 o'clock tonight. Same spot. And there's a bunch of good food places around there. So get out of work. Come over. Grab us.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Then go get the takeout. Then use the item for tobacco. Tobacco use. And then eat whatever food you get from over there. Like that cheese steak place. Now you got me thinking. If I could get my appetite back, I'm going to eat a cheese steak. Dude, I hope you do.
Starting point is 00:20:39 I hope you do I gotta pump the brakes on takeout man Yeah not cheese sticks not takeout though That It's sick I mean it's not It's a restaurant
Starting point is 00:20:50 No no no no It's been bad We're really It's summertime Trying to get through these last Few days of school And it's like oh my god You're not doing like home cooking
Starting point is 00:21:00 It's too hot You're out on the run Doing stuff It's just dragging on Wrap up But I told you Once it starts to get Nice route is when I haven't gotten any yet, when I tend to get like McDonald's and stuff.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Oh, yeah. Because it's easier in the winter. You know, there's eight feet of snow everywhere. But in the summer, you're just driving around. Mm-hmm. Got a window open anyway. Might as well get a McDouble. Cody's got a whole new scam.
Starting point is 00:21:22 He's working this weekend. He's going to be a grad party crasher. He's crashing grad parties. I really honestly think that I could get into a couple before. You could get into way more than a couple. Somebody is like, wait, I don't think we invited you. No, you just got to look kind. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yep. Grand parties are different than any other parties, because grand parties are willy-nilly. Yes. It's Lucy Goosey. No, he. That's Dave's brother. Yeah. You know Dave.
Starting point is 00:21:50 No, I used to go, um, my kid, was on his baseball team with him. Because I can do that move too now. Yeah. My kid was on there. No, we were doing baseball. And you can easily hear, I mean, that's what I'm giving any of the ideas, but whatever. No, you could easily, the second you enter the yard, you could see a name. There's going to be a baseball.
Starting point is 00:22:09 big name on a printout somewhere. So if it's like Jeff, you're like, no, when Jeff played, and then you can eat, you scan for what sports he played. You get right to that. It's like the easiest detective work ever, because there's going to be a giant board of every photo that this kid has ever done. The montage. The montage will be there.
Starting point is 00:22:29 And you pick something random. You'll see a football photo and the name Jeff. You go, when Jeff, no, when Jeff played football when he did peewee, we were, I was on the team. I was assistant coach. Yeah, it was assistant coach, remember that? Oh, that's right, Coach Cody, hey man. Yeah, I told him to stop by just for a quick second.
Starting point is 00:22:44 I know. Why you guys do it? I'm so proud of you. Congrats. Also, the move, uh, because they, they don't know. You bring an envelope, like a card. Oh, and just dropping the books. Carry it, nor, like, you know what I mean? So you can't see the name or nothing. They're not going to know. Uh-huh. They're just going to think somebody gave them a random, lame card with nothing in it.
Starting point is 00:23:05 If you wanted, you put like a dollar scratcher. Because I am. stealing their food. I've been in this world. You got to understand. People don't invite me to things because I don't want to go to things. But they invite my wife to things. So I'll regularly go with my wife to someone's grad
Starting point is 00:23:20 party and nobody knows who I am. But I just fit in. My least favorite thing about those, though, is that I can imagine it's your nightmare too. The only thing you do at a grad party is small talk. I hate small talk more than anything. And that's it. Really? I mean, yeah, there's
Starting point is 00:23:35 pool for the kids sometime. Yeah. No. It's small talk. With everything. So that's why you got to get your food. Skaddle. You got to eat and make your way out. You can't lounge around. Maybe you find a cornhole board somewhere or a little, the Redneck Golf game or whatever that's called.
Starting point is 00:23:53 And what I'm thinking of is as I drive around up by me in the summer on a dog of hill and through all that area, like those big yards and neighborhoods where there's just room for everybody in their backyard. so you can just slip in, like, undetected. Yeah. You have no idea. See, Katie and chat. My grad party was shared with my four cousins. Anyone could have walked in because we'd all assume they were there for somebody else. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:20 And if you get anybody that's even doing one of these, like a... Like giving you the side eye, yeah. What's that? You just look past them and be like, hey! Yeah, you wave. No, I'll be right. One sec. I'll be right over.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Let me. Dangle the card. I'm putting the card in. And then that person does one of these, and you, Yep, you're out of there. Yep. Then you're on to the next one. And then I got cake.
Starting point is 00:24:41 And you go to some of these like these developments, dude. Like you're, you're, you can see. And again, don't do this. This is just a funny bit. No, no, no, no. I don't want anybody getting shot. But like, I think of where my nieces live. And they're in one of these developments where it's like,
Starting point is 00:24:58 as you enter the development, there's like a bunch of names, which I think is very dumb. Please don't put your kid's name in their school on a printout in your yard. It's a safety. security thing to me, but I digress. It's a whole list of names. So you're like, all right, there's 30 kids in this development that are going to be having
Starting point is 00:25:15 probably grad parties. Yep, I'll be back every other weekend. I'll be doing a lap. Just might as well to see. Hey, I know. Hey! I mean, you could eat pretty comfortably. And I could very easily say it's a radio bit. I have the luxury of that.
Starting point is 00:25:31 I don't think that gets you out of it from a dad punching you in the face. Well, as opposed to other people going to do this. No, I think I wouldn't. What would you wear? What would your camouflage be? Like shorts? Like a normal outfit? Absolute normal dress.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Or, well, maybe, maybe not. Maybe like, I don't know. We have like a collared shirt. Yeah, right, right. But something. No, here's what I was going to suggest. Dress down. This is a little more of an investment, but this is what I would do.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Say you're targeting Beaville that weekend. Mm-hmm. You pop into the Wegmans, you buy a Beaville B's t-shirt. See, that's... Say you're targeting Liverpool. Yeah. Going away. I mean, get a whole stack.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Yep. Get Liverpool, CNS, Beaville, all these local schools. Right. And then when you're in, you pop it out. Uh-huh. Obviously, you know this kid because you're wearing a Beaville B's shirt. You wouldn't be such a psychopath that you would buy a t-shirt at a grocery store. Rise from the ashes, Firebirds.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Yeah. Obviously, obviously you know the student. Yeah. Because you have a Phoenix Firebird shirt on. Look, I am. I am a Laker. I'm a sweet O Laker. Well, I guess technically I am.
Starting point is 00:26:40 But yeah. You're like, that is, because I do see those. You're like Jason Bourne, you know, when Jason Bourne opens his safety deposit box and he has a million passports in there, you open your trunk and you're like, all right, where are we? Camillas. This is the Camilla School District. All right. Fair right. West Hill.
Starting point is 00:26:57 West Jenny. Get out the computer. Where are my coordinates? Where am I running now? You ain't eating for a meal for a month. You're not paying for a meal for a month. for a month. This is the way. This is the way. You get out there.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Or you open your, I just picture you open the back of your SUV. All those t-shirts are lined up. A bunch of envelopes. Nothing in them, but a bunch of envelopes. Just envelopes. Yep. No, and it'd be even a further investment, but what you got to do is go to the thrift stores around all those places and get an old. Oh, yeah. You're an OG. Old shirt.
Starting point is 00:27:30 You're an OG. How old my Beaville shirt is. Dude. I've been buzzing around for years. I've been buzzing around for a real long time, guys. I've been buzzing around the hide for a year. This is the craziest thing ever. Don't do it, but it's really funny in my brain. Someone will put that much work into crashing grad parties.
Starting point is 00:27:47 That would be great. Well, that's an episode of a TV show. There you go. Somebody can do that, man. That would be really. Who's the little guy over there? He's got a CNS shirt on. He puts a card in the box.
Starting point is 00:27:59 I don't know. Did he cut the cake? Oh, we're cutting it? Oh, you were waiting? Oh, I got it started. I took. I was really proud of... I took a corner.
Starting point is 00:28:11 I was really, really proud of... Sean. Brandon. Yeah, I was really proud of Brandon. Brandon. It's Braddon. Yeah, that's what I said. That's what I said.
Starting point is 00:28:22 That's what I said. It's so proud. That's what I sold it. He got the cake. Yeah, there would be an episode of Seinfeld. Kramer just crashing grad parties. Yep. Anyways. You can crash our...
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Starting point is 00:30:39 Way cooler if you did. Now is the time to get a deal on any of your smoking accessories at East Coast Emeralds tonight. Five o'clock will be there. He's opening up at 10, though. So maybe we show up at 5, but it's completely empty, which would be the ideal situation. That would be hilarious, though. Hilarious. If you just turn it on and we're like, uh, um, there's nothing here.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Bye. Yeah. Hi, bye. Uh. Yeah. Sorry. But for you, I mean, then you need to go home at 7 o'clock and also do a live stream at 7 o'clock. We'll do a 5 o'clock live stream.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Come hang. Say hey. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Say hey. So we're getting the permits now for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding. Oh, my God. It's almost here.
Starting point is 00:31:23 It's right around the corner. Permits were filed for street closures, which, first of all, after you. It's next weekend. You're going to close streets. They're going to make regular people's days. New Yorkers now have to take different routes because you're getting married. They don't even close streets for like Knicks games and stuff. They did for the parade.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Well, yeah. But that's the New York Knicks winning a championship. That they did. And then Al Taylor Swift getting married. But like random other games and stuff, they don't. City Hall confirmed a permit application was filed to close off surrounding streets from July 2nd to July 4th. Because we don't need you anywhere near.
Starting point is 00:32:03 us. Ew. Give us our privacy. We need privacy. Close down all the streets. I do not want any of the pores getting near my wedding. But I do love that.
Starting point is 00:32:14 We need our privacy, but please close down all the streets. Stop invading our privacy. We're going to have it at Madison's where I got in. There will be a public tent set up outside the venue that'll supposedly hold up to a thousand attendees. The wedding is speculated to go down
Starting point is 00:32:31 Friday, so a week from tomorrow. A source says Kansas City Chiefs players have reservations at the Marriott Midtown. So they're thinking that's the date. Unreal. This has been, it's such a not home run. Like this, does anybody's wedding that come off worse? Than this? Because this is just bad.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Everything about it has just been bad PR for a powerful. Here's what Kyle says. Kyle and Chad says, I work with the fire department that is in. I work with Oh, so a guy I work with at the fire department is from New Jersey. His dad's retirement gigs is installing carpets. He's already been booked for their wedding. He's literally going to install carpets and MSG for the wedding
Starting point is 00:33:18 and then immediately tear them out. That's insanity. Just the money. Just the money into this. I just, I can't even. I was pretty indifferent to Taylor Swift. This is just a bad luck. I didn't love her or hate her.
Starting point is 00:33:33 I just had no opinion on or whatever. Do your thing. No. But just this is, this grosses me out. You're closing the streets. To have it in Madison Square Garden. On July 4th weekend.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Go have it like on a beach somewhere or something. Yeah, you can literally do anything. Why are you popping yourself in the middle of a busy city? Where it smells like pee in the summer. It's a good pee. It's a good pee. It's a good pee and subway gas. She remembers most about her wedding day.
Starting point is 00:34:01 But I guess it is because she's going to fit. She's literally going to fit like thousands of people at her wedding. So you need an arena. Yep. Wow. Haven't one of her backyard, Chavelle says. Yeah. She's got multiple homes.
Starting point is 00:34:14 No, they really could have it anywhere else. That would be better. And this is where they chose. This is extravagant because she is extravagant. Yeah, Kelly says, I can understand her winding it in a building so paparazzi can't take unwanted pictures. Because you know when they do those outdoor weddings? There's like helicopters and stuff. Somebody.
Starting point is 00:34:32 But even then. It's like, I'm sure she could construct a giant tent on a beach somewhere maybe. Which I get with privacy fine, but also, who cares? Right. Oh, no. People do care. Someone's going to make a dollar off of. People do care.
Starting point is 00:34:46 You getting married. Cousin Jay's upset. No one reached out to him to use his backcountry. Yeah, no, you know, he loves hosting parties and nobody even reached out once. That's crazy. Anyways. I guess I'm just mad that we weren't invited, Cody, to be honest. I guess that I'm mad that read and get a chance.
Starting point is 00:35:02 I'm bitter. I'm bitter. I'm not going to have a wedding. at Madness Diswear Garden. We didn't get a chance to go check it out. I'm a little bummed about that. Five o'clock, Swing by East Coast Terminals. Cody and I'll be hanging out.
Starting point is 00:35:09 Five o'clock tonight. Get your accessories. They're making deals. They're cleaning out the store. They open at 10. So get over there and buy everything before we can even get there. Then our jobs are wicked easy and we look really good.
Starting point is 00:35:20 The move is to go to the diner that's right there and then go grab yourself some accessories. Daily diner. You're right there. You're right there. Right? Double it up. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:35:30 You're right. So I hope to see you tonight. I hope to see you Saturday morning 8 a.m. We're very busy this week. We're busy boys. Fish and Derby up there in Phoenix, New York. I don't understand what this is, and I was trying to read the story. I guess we've got robotic geese or something.
Starting point is 00:35:50 What? Yeah. We got too many regular goddamn geese. No, but we're doing it. I'm like, no, hold on. Is it a robotic turkey? Regardless. Some guy got busted for poaching because,
Starting point is 00:36:03 the story is he was driving around, I don't know what county this was, sounds very Oswego County, sees a turkey out in a field, spins his truck around, puts his gun outside his window, shoots the turkey, but then it just says it was a robotic turkey used to catch. Used to catch poachers. Oh, that's smart. So what is the turk? That's smart. What happens then? Is it like got a camera on?
Starting point is 00:36:27 How does it catch the poacher? I bet if it detects a blast or kind of like, you know how if, like, you go somewhere down here, downtown, and you shoot a gun, that, like, cop sensor picks it up? Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It's probably like that.
Starting point is 00:36:46 So we did, he is a poacher because he was going to kill this out of season. Is that what this is? Or just you're not allowed to do that from your car. Although my dad used to tell me about my dad just was America. About my grandpa doing that all the time. He would just roll the window down. a kid because he was the sheriff of Manoa. What were you going to do?
Starting point is 00:37:03 And mayor. So they'd be driving around. He'd see a rabbit or a deer and he would go, give him a gun. And he would, I have a picture of him. It's like my dad and Connell Cousins and my grandpa standing. Grandpa's on the far right. And he's got a gun across all of them because they said that right as the picture
Starting point is 00:37:23 happened, a rabbit was there. And he shot right in front of all her. Grandpa. So I guess, yeah, like Michael. is saying in chat, they wait for you to shoot. So this must be a popular spot if they knew to post up right there. It's been happening for a while. It was in Williamstown.
Starting point is 00:37:39 He spotted this turkey out in the field, poked a shotgun out of his car window, and shot at the bird. Can't do that. It was a robotic decoy placed there by the DEC. Two officers got out of the bushes, followed them, they intercepted him, and so on. Got him. Because I guess it's either private land or like you guys are saying to Todd a season.
Starting point is 00:37:59 and I don't know what it is. Or just at the very least. Like, you can't just blast from your car. I want to see the robotic turkey is what I'm saying. What does it look like? And if I shoot it, does it break it? Robot. Because I googled robotic turkey.
Starting point is 00:38:12 And nothing came up. I just, the story that I'm reading you. And it's Syracuse.com, so it's full a bunch of ads. Oh, God forbid. Yeah. No, they want you to. Just give us like $10. Real quick.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Oh, okay. I think this is. It looks like a real turkey. Okay. If you go to images. It looks like a real turkey. Yes, it does. It's big, too.
Starting point is 00:38:32 That's why they do it, I bet, because that's a big sum bitch. So what is it? What's the robotic element? Does it make it? They're just a little... Boop. Boop. That's a damn turkey.
Starting point is 00:38:45 I know it. It's going below. Boop. Oh, I guess. All right. They're $600 each. The Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has these turkeys. They are mounted by a taxidermist.
Starting point is 00:38:58 electronics make it possible for an officer 100 yards away to remote control and rotate them. I don't ask for many things. If you're in the DEC, can I operate one of your robotic turkeys for a minute? Why would you go out on a sting? Can I go on a sting with you? Can I hide in the woods and operate your turkey first? That would be a fun video. I want to operate your turkey.
Starting point is 00:39:20 I want to catch poachers. Gosh, I'm a turkey kid. They have robotic deer too, tax line? Oh my God. DEC, if anyone's listening, can I please play with your robotic animals? We play with your robots. Can I play with your robots? Well, only but when you're done with your robots,
Starting point is 00:39:33 then can I play with them, but not when you're playing with them. After you're done, then can I play with your robots? Can I come over and play with your robot turkeys and your robot deals? Only when you're not playing with them. Oh, man. I didn't know this was a thing. That is pretty neat.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Because I love RC cards. What's that? $600 each. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. Mitch saw one of the robotic dears? That's weird.
Starting point is 00:39:57 What do you do? just move its head a little bit so it looks real. It's a small world after a... Because they had deer is stupid. They don't do anything. They don't do anything. They just move his stupid head. They just fall over because they're stupid. Were you as...
Starting point is 00:40:13 Like, I wasn't bothered by it. That video that came out a couple of weeks ago of that deer processing plant that everybody was enraged about. Did you see that? No. But that's... They have to call the deer around here? Which we have to.
Starting point is 00:40:24 It's a problem. Then we give the meat to the... less fortunate. Less fortunate. There was, Jesus. And the video's gruesome. Like, I don't love that stuff, but I understand why we do it. That's what's going to happen. They're going to get all sliced open, and it's going to be gross, but it feeds.
Starting point is 00:40:41 People in the comments were all like, oh, my God, how horrible. It's like, oh, this is kind of nature. We're kind of part of nature. And there's too many deer, and we can also feed people. And we're feeding hungry people with them, so it's okay. I mean, I get it. I'm as much of an indoor kid as anybody, but I don't care if you're going to be cullen deer and
Starting point is 00:40:58 I don't want to process the deer is gross to me If you live anywhere around these parts You realize that the deer are a problem At any given point Yeah It's crazy But anyways like I was saying DC
Starting point is 00:41:09 Can I please play with your robots? Play with your robots Do not applaud Until all Students have walked the stage Perence Don't talk You're taking your temperature
Starting point is 00:41:21 Don't talk It's very serious Why does this thermometer Take so long this is what? Oh, because you have a high temperature, so it's counting all the way up. It keeps going up 100.2, so it's going down. A little bit, a little bit, a little bit.
Starting point is 00:41:34 It's breaking. It's breaking. Fever's breaking. We don't know what he's got, but fever's breaking. Fever's breaking. What's that? It's the weirdest thing. It's the way. All of your illnesses are strange. I don't understand your body. I agree, 100%. It's a wonderland, but I don't understand it.
Starting point is 00:41:50 You're all right. My body is a wonderland. So let's talk a couple old people things. First of all, my fate. My favorite old person, Dolly Parton, throwing a little shade of Buckees. She opened up her own gas station. Oh, what's it called, Dolly's? Oh, it's a good question. I should have looked that up.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Pardon me, do you have any gas? Dolly attended. Dolly's Tennessean travel stop. I love Tennessee. I love driving to Tennessee. I go to Dolly Spa. I just don't want her out and doing a ton of stuff. I know.
Starting point is 00:42:25 You just got better. It was a surprise that she showed up. Yeah, you're not young. She's 80 years old. And she arrived sick. In Cornerville, Tennessee around 2 p.m. To announce her new truck stop. Like I said, Dolly's Tennessee and travel stop.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Hey, I love your cook. Hey, y'all. I like your truck on Puckassie. Welcome in. Welcome in. Get some gays. Yeah, Jimmy, give me some dirt on Buckees. Everybody loves Buckees.
Starting point is 00:42:52 If they're trashy, let me tell me some dirt. Oh, you have some dirt. They're briskin. It's actual dog. I'll take Dolly over Buckeys anytime because she said that. Somebody said, why do you want to open a truck stop? She said, well, I couldn't leave it to beavers. That works on like eight different levels with the Leave It to Beaver show.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Couldn't leave it to beavers. Like, oh my God, she's the smartest woman that's ever existed. The coffee shop is named Cup of Ambition because of that 9 to 5 song. Or myself a cop of ambition. She's got it. She's got it going on. She's got it. But like, now we're good.
Starting point is 00:43:26 You did it. I'm open. Cody really wants you to rest, Dolly? Go sit by the pool, read a book. The man with an active fever who's coming to work. It really wants you to go home and rest. Yeah, but I'm only ever right near a year. Whoops.
Starting point is 00:43:41 She wore a Western-inspired blue and pink ensemble to the event. Oh, hi. Hi, y'all. I'm so pretty. Cut the ceremonial ribbon. Photos of the interior. Describe it as a glitterly glitter chandelier. There's guitars.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Pretty dolly stuff. Yeah, I bet she could have things at these now, like a hard rock where she's got enough stuff to be like, come check out my dress from 1980s. I've been there. I've been to the Dolly Park Museum. Inside of Dollywood? Her, she has a museum.
Starting point is 00:44:11 So you can take stuff other things and put them. Does she have a museum? But I have seen with my eyes the coat of many colors. I don't know what that is. It's the coat that she had to share with all of her siblings and pigeon for. I don't know Dolly story. I know of her, but. Very poor.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Lived in a cabin. her mother made her the coat of many colors. Oh, okay. My nanny, rest in peace. She loved Dolly in the coat of them. Oh, no, my nanny had no skills to do that. Oh, gotcha, got you got a home-cooked meal. But Dolly's mother would, like, stitched together a bunch of coats,
Starting point is 00:44:40 so it was the coat of many colors. I all had to share it. Because she worked so hard, that's why she didn't want that one lady to steal her man when she could just go get another man. Mm-hmm. He's already had such trials and tribulations. Jolene. F. Jolene.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Get out of here, Jolene. I know about that story. Get out of here. in that dolly museum it's got a bunch of her dresses she's just the tiniest little thing oh yeah no she's little tiniest little thing that dolly I have to go on her tour bus
Starting point is 00:45:05 they had a tour bus park so they have plenty of things that they could put in in the dolly truck stop 10 different locations yeah here's a guitar here's a dress here's the things you wear for this here's this other thing and that'd be cool my guess is because I got this vibe
Starting point is 00:45:21 at Dollywood she has so many family members, she has to make jobs for them. Yeah, there you go. So she probably had to employ some family members. She's like, all right, open a truck stop. Yep. But that's, but that's like the newest, maybe it's not the newest, but I'm just becoming aware of it. Like, people investing in gas stations is a big thing right now. Yeah, I can see that.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Like, all these celebrities own gas stations, and you just don't know about it. Like, they'll own a chain of sheets or something. You got to imagine they're pretty profitable knowing it. Yeah, they all diversify like this. Like how much the overhead is and all that stuff. I'm not even thinking of like a cliffs or burned area. I mean like a smaller gas station. Like there's just, you know,
Starting point is 00:46:02 like they're going up by me that's owned by, I don't even know. They're pretty interesting investment opportunities because not only are you going to, it's going to be turning a profit. Like it's the same reason there's so many car washes. Yep. Few employees, big plot of land you're sitting on. Land only ever goes up in value. Yep.
Starting point is 00:46:19 And if you ever want to sell it, you can sell it. Are they, this might be a really dumb question. Are they not allowed to change their own, like their own prices? What do you mean? I wondered why no gas place owner right now would lose his ass if he for one day only, $2 gallons of gas. Good question. I don't know about that.
Starting point is 00:46:39 I feel like that would be a smart thing to do. They call that a loss leader in the business community. So like that would be like, I know I'm going to lose money on gas, but I'm going to make it up because so many people are coming here. Yeah. So you come inside and eat or whatever. the next couple days or whatever. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:54 I don't know if they're allowed to... Not even like two bucks, but like... If a place was like 50 cents cheaper that wasn't like a Costco, I would probably see... I don't mean at least Google where it is. I mean, there must be some way, because you go to these grocery stores
Starting point is 00:47:06 and you use like tops, you can go... If you buy it tops, you can save money off a gallon. Somebody in chat was telling me yesterday, if you go to Circle K, I don't know this is true or not, so don't quote me on this, but they're like some energy drink deal or if you buy energy drinks, you get cheaper gas. Yep. That's the way to do it.
Starting point is 00:47:22 But yeah, I don't know. I don't know. The other old person news I have is when I got to respect the hustle, I got to respect the hustle. I got to respect the hustle. Okay. Depends on the hustle. This is a 77-year-old man down in the villages has been arrested by federal authorities for having $1,800 in erectile dysfunction drugs he was dealing or planning on dealing.
Starting point is 00:47:49 You can't, no, you got to have a prescription. You can't just give, sell people pills. You just get them online. That's what I thought. See, that's one where it's like, go, go, do your time better somewhere else. Like, of all the drugs, who cares about boner pills? There's a big Mike, Mike, right? What if I had all the bono pills?
Starting point is 00:48:07 What if I had all the bono pills? He purchased $1,800 in erectile dysfunction drugs without a prescription and intended to sell them to the villages. He was arrested last month where he lives. The defendant had pled non-guilty to the misdemeanor charged. court filing say he received the erectile destruction drugs that had been shipped. It's just hard to say that. Yes. Erectile dysfunctioned drugs that have been shipped to interstate commerce. The drugs were misbranded. The man obtained them without a
Starting point is 00:48:37 valid prescription. Yeah, that's... People are still trying to get bonkers down there. Yeah. You mean, you can't, you know, give out stuff because it could, you know, lead to heart attacks or whatever, but... Leave old people to their bones. At 77. If I make it into my 70s, Spoiler alert to my family I'm doing all of the drugs Right yeah There's no way I'm making it to my 70s
Starting point is 00:48:57 So if I do And you got a fistful of pills Let's go for it Let's try it Don't care Don't care, let's try it We're doing them Let's try it
Starting point is 00:49:04 Yeah No, don't care Fuzz get out Fuzz says sounds like he'll be serving Hard time Fuzz Block band removed We got a fishing derby this Saturday
Starting point is 00:49:17 Looking for all you Masturbators To come on out and fish Okay Well he's setting up at 8 a.m. if you want to fish earlier than that, fine. Just catch a big donk, put it in a live well so we can give it a weight measurement. It's going to break, I'm going to give you a whole rundown of the what-notes.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Who's going to be there and what we got planned? Because I want to make sure I plug all the fun vendors that are coming out. Oh, word. I'm waiting to hear back from a guy on the text line who may have a mobile, like, tackle store. Oh, cool. You've got a mobile cart that he sells tackle out of. That would be a good idea. Waiting to see if he can get in there.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I'll find a spot for him. also going to have lots of fun and food installations unlimited presents the fishing tournament biggest fish of the day is going to get some custom floor liners courtesy of installations unlimited hell yeah right inside lock one distilling they're going to be doing mimosas they're going to be doing iced coffees they're going to be doing bloody mary's no food just drinks inside uh because we're getting there nice and early before their kitchen opens up yeah outside in the pavilion Angry barista will be there. We love the angry barista.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Locally roasted coffee, espresso drinks, sucker punch, loaded energy drinks. Dirty sodas, dirty Alani and dirty Red Bull. And dirty Josh. And dirty me. Generations Bakery will be there with cinnamon rolls. Bacola muffins, brownies, and half moon cookies. Just Poppin will be there with their flavored popcorn. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:50:43 For the bakery place. Yeah. Shottie, anything that falls on the ground. Oh, okay. All right, good call. Double booked is going to be there. A locally owned mobile bookstore. I like that.
Starting point is 00:50:54 That goes to events and sets up, and you can enjoy that. I like to read a book. I hope to see you all out there. I can't get a read on who's coming. It's the first time event. I don't know what to expect. Oh, a lot of you in chat says, say that you're coming out, so I hope we get a good turnout.
Starting point is 00:51:11 I think we will. You will park over on the island. So when you get into Phoenix, you're going to go over our yellow drawbridge, and you're on an island, believe it or not. Yeah. There's a couple big parking lots over there. You can set up over there. You can fish the whole island, all the shore. If you want to cross the drawbridge and come see us at the pavilion in Lock One, it's maybe 100 yards from the island. We're right there. Yeah. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:33 And then, I'd imagine I'm not going to be too much in that pavilion, though. I'm not going to be out. Some don't. Just not with everybody. We've got, well, Cody, we've got, this maybe this is what you have, actually. Okay. As mutant rats with poison resistance are spreading through the northeast, did you get bit by a mutant rat? Probably.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Okay. That makes sense. Rutgers University researchers have discovered alarming genetic mutations in rodents across New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Washington, D.C. Well, it's like teenage meo and ninja turtles. Those ones are going to teach other animals how to do karate. That's bad, though, I would imagine. That's how, like, the bubonic plague started.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Well, if we can't kill them, that means they're just going to keep procreating, and then we can't stop them. And then the virus just keeps getting harder and stronger to kill. The virus. There's a black plague, which one? Either one is from that, right? The bubonic plague came from rats, the black death. It's like, what are we doing? Like, why?
Starting point is 00:52:34 I feel like this should be the biggest story that a potential new bubonic plague. Well, no, they're not sick. They're just, well, we can't kill them. Because they've got whatever that is. Mutant rats with poison resistance, meaning we can't poison them. So they got to have something. They carry a mutation in the VK-O-R-C-1 gene. I know a lot of you keep track at home of the genes.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Well, yes. Reducing the effectiveness of common exterminator poisons. Lead to researchers notice that mice showed the most mutations, partly because they're readily, they readily eat unfamiliar foods, and they'll just be eating poisons. So they're getting used to the poison. Yep, that's it. Aren't we all, though?
Starting point is 00:53:19 Aren't we all just getting used to the poison? We're just ingesting our different poisons every day. The findings raise serious public health concerns as rodents transmit dangerous diseases, including hentavirus, samanala. La-ba-da-da-da-da-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Laugh. Laugh. You're right. Getting my laser gun out because if they get anywhere near me, I'll be, peep-oo.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Yeah, bear-claw. They're just evolving. They're just evolving to never be killed. Yeah. Crazy. Our friends from Sunni Oswego are back. Everybody knows, Kristen. But Kristen, you have so many different titles now.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Interim Provost, something. Yes. Just all of them? Top dogs. All of the titles. Yes, we are Vice President of Academic Affairs, Dean of College of Business and Entrepreneurship. Oh, I love it.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Obviously, we've been seeing you coming here forever. But Veronica is here as well. Good morning, Veronica. Good morning. So we're going to talk about Veronica's story, but let's start with you, Kristen. as you find older people like myself have been in a profession for 10, 15, 20 years. And you kind of hit this ceiling.
Starting point is 00:54:24 There's no more growth. Where do I go? I don't have maybe the degree I need or maybe I don't have the certifications. Oswego saw an opportunity here on how to help people kind of who have been in an industry for a while. Excel. We'll talk about that a lot of them. Yeah, certainly. I mean, we looked at the data and we saw that the largest growing population in Central New York are
Starting point is 00:54:43 are individuals with some college credit but no degree or no bachelor's degree. So we saw the opportunity to say, hey, we can design programs for them. We have special advisors that understand what it's like to be an adult learner or maybe some anxieties that come with coming back to school and can work with them and customize a curriculum and really look at the work that they've been doing and really respect that work and see how we can translate that into credit hours. So Veronica, what was your story? You were working in project management, you said? Yes, I work in operations management at Upstate. I have a two-year degree. I started there almost 20 years ago, and I reached a point where I couldn't go any higher.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Okay. And in this climate, I just knew I needed to make more money, and I wanted to have a better contribution to our institution. So I knew I needed to go back, but I wasn't a cookie cutter student. Okay. What did I mean? Why not a cookie cutter student? I couldn't go to a campus. I worked full time. So I needed something that met me where I was. Okay. And that I can do it on my own terms. So this program was more professional based. It wasn't a biology degree. It wasn't something specific. It was more professional development. Okay. That's what I needed. And I needed to do it on module base, which they offer. So I can take them at any time of the day in the middle of the night. It wasn't specific to a professor being, you know, face to face with me in a class setting.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Okay. But I still got to meet students through process. So it really was a great opportunity for me, and I'm actually graduating this summer. Kristen, it's weird. Because this is not the only time. I have a lot of friends who are my age who are going back to school and doing this. It's like the pandemic kind of shifted how we're able to learn now. Like everybody's doing everything online. Like my buddy just got a degree.
Starting point is 00:56:32 And I don't think he ever met with his class once. That's kind of what we're doing now, right? Yeah. I mean, I think the answer here is flexibility. Sure. Because when you listen to adult learners, it's scary to go back. It's scary to, like, just be online. Right.
Starting point is 00:56:43 So I think when you attach yourself to something like Sunniuswego, where if you wanted to go to campus, you could. Sure. I love that we have a downtown Syracuse campus that's super approachable. We have the main campus up in Oswego. And sometimes adult learners, they do want some face-to-face. And so our program offers the opportunity to do online when you need to do online. Come to the Syracuse campus if you want to have some sort of face-to-face interaction. and mix that curriculum up a little bit so it fits the needs.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Yeah, it's like your lifestyle. Veronica might not be able to make a Thursday, 10-20 campus. So you're able to make it work for you. So you're anxious probably going back to college. What were some of those hurdles you had to overcome? I had to create a schedule and really quiet everything else and focus on it. So because I have a very demanding job, it was looking at each course of my syllabus and planning out my calendar. and that really involved the support of everybody in my life.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Sure. So telling everybody I have to focus on this and just pre-planning what I have to do. Yeah, we do say that. When adult learners come back to school, it's like a family degree. It is a family commencement, right? So my spouse has helped me. He's picking up a lot of slack. Everybody in my life has just been a champion for me.
Starting point is 00:57:57 And I never thought that would be what was happening for me in my life right now. I really am thankful for everything. We're talking with Veronica and Kristen. So Kristen, tell me some of the other programs, beyond what Veronica's been taken over there. Yeah, we're excited. At the Syracuse campus, we're going to have three degree completion programs,
Starting point is 00:58:13 one in business, human development, and this program, integrated professional studies. So it's really flexible, focuses on communication, leadership, management skills, and then you can kind of pick and shoes. And that's what the curriculum makes it flexible.
Starting point is 00:58:29 If you have credit hours from like several different types of schools that, like, led you to this place, we can find a place for those credit hours. and that's really important when you're talking with transfer students and says, do all my credits count? Yeah, you were saying that like, you know, not to call us old again, but you took a college course 20 years ago, you're like,
Starting point is 00:58:46 does that even exist anymore? Like, how do I transfer those credits? You can find a way to make something work. In fact, in Veronica's case, she had a math class that was no longer offered at the institution, people were trying to Google it and they couldn't find it. And we just dug down deep. We called our partners at OCC. They gave us the right paperwork.
Starting point is 00:59:01 We got it to count. Okay, great. So how do people get started? We've got adults listening right now. who want to do what Veronica did, Excel. How do they get started? Well, a couple different ways. One exciting way is we're having an instant decision day.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Okay. That's going to be on Tuesday at the Syracuse campus, right in the Aiturn building in Clinton Square. You come between three and six, and maybe after work, stop by, bring your transcripts. We're going to give you an instant decision. We're trying to take some of those admissions barriers out of the way as well. Sure. So say, hey, yeah, let's get started. We're going to have counselors there to tell you how your transfer credits.
Starting point is 00:59:36 match, find you the right program. We're going to have advisors there, academic planning coordinators, just so that the resources are all there so that you can get your questions answered. And get eyes on it. Like, see what it looks like. In my head, I'm like going back to college, I got to sit in 101 land again or something. And I don't know what it looks like. I'm not old.
Starting point is 00:59:56 What I'm talking about is like there's options for everybody. So that is when is that again? That is this Tuesday, three to six. In the Atron Building, Clinton Square. that is Sunius Spiego at Syracuse. We're so proud of our Syracuse campus. We're actually expanding it like 10,000 square feet. That'll be awesome.
Starting point is 01:00:13 So it's going to be amazing. Oswego.edu slash Syracuse for that campus information. And like Kristen is saying, if you want to go to campus, you want to do something online, you want to do a little mix of both. It's all available, right? Yeah, we're here to support you. Here to support. Oswego.org.com.
Starting point is 01:00:26 You get started there. I love Oswego. Cody loves Oswego. We love what we're doing. All right. Congratulations, Veronica. Thank you. Thanks for having us.
Starting point is 01:00:33 We'll talk to you guys again real soon. Again, get over to esuego.edu slash Syracuse for info on that. Here's your schedule of events going forward. Okay. Okay, I'm ready. Go ahead. I'm writing it down. Right now.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Yep. Twitch.tv slash the show. We are back on YouTube right now after our Fox and the Hound band. When you wish upon a store. No, no. So we are on YouTube right now. Just don't, don't screw it up. Don't let Disney know about it.
Starting point is 01:01:03 I play. I played dashboard confessionals Vindicated, which has clips from Spider-Man in it last night. Did they get you? No. I'm waiting for Marvel to sniff that one out. Oh, geez. All right, so here you're going to go on our stream. Everything is at the show.com, obviously.
Starting point is 01:01:17 That's the one site with everything, the show. Dot FM. That's the goal now. That's what we do now. The show. Dot FM. Then tonight at 5 o'clock. Yep.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Special time. Yes. We're going to be over at East Coast Emeralds, right behind the Daily Diner in North Syracuse. Correct. And I hope that we walk into a very empty building because Necky Nuggs and chat right now, they're opening up at 10 a.m. And they're cutting deals because they want to move all their products so they don't got to box it up. So any of your smoking accessories, get your, the cheapest stuff you're ever going to get.
Starting point is 01:01:50 Yeah. High quality stuff for real low price. Yes. I almost go today. Don't use a variety of smoking pieces because once I find a couple that I like, I stick with them forever. Like for years and years. Recently, they've had some such cool stuff that even I've been like, you'll let me get this, let me get that.
Starting point is 01:02:09 Mm-hmm. Yeah, let me get this real quick. Mm-hmm. So last chance for now. All right. So you're going to get some cheap stuff today, opening a 10. Come buy them out. Necky Nugs does not want to pack any of that stuff up.
Starting point is 01:02:21 And then, of course, 5 o'clock. We will be there for live Coca-pop's on location. Cody and I'll just kind of be wandering the store with our mobile camera. Yeah, we're just going to hang out and looking at what we're looking at, seeing what we can find. Show some pieces of what's left. Okay. So you got a busy day.
Starting point is 01:02:34 And I'll still show you some Joe's Bud stuff. Yeah, of course, Joe's Bud. We love Joe's Buds. 46, 56, Onondaga Boulevard. Shout out Joe's buds. That's your schedule of events. That's what we do now. That's the goal.
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