The Show - GRAPE BITCH

Episode Date: May 1, 2026

No recaps on Friday shows, but we’ve got beers, Buzzballs & Koolickles?

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Hoy hoie dumms. Happy Friday, TG.

I Friday, TG. Hi Friday. Frikan Friday. TG Friday. Frivet. Friendlies. Well, I mean, if we're doing a fribble Friday. What was the frivol?

Was that a full, like a friendlies, floridic thing or whatever, right? It's a fribble Friday at Friendlies, baby. Good morning. No. Any bunny updates? No bunny today? No. Now I'm getting worried.

Now I'm getting worse. They didn't mow his part of the hill. No, they, I think they realized they couldn't go any further, so they had to stop. They just mowed the one side. Yeah, no, I don't know. But after you sent me the photo of the bunny up by you that got eaten. Well, no, that was, that was, that was Dwayans. I know.

You all the squirrel. That's right. You named them all in Wayans brothers. Yes, that one was Dwayne, the least successful because he is a dead squirrel. I don't think I can show you the photo because it's too gross some. Man. What did the, he sent me a phone. of like a ripped apart squirrel.

So what parts do they want? I don't know what. Because the first thing I saw it was like half a tail further away. And I was like, oh, that's gross somewhere. And then on the end of the walk is when we saw that part. And it was like, what? They must just kill it. Pick apart the pieces it wants.

You could tell it was a bird because how ripped apart it was. So a hawk. Yeah. Got it. I would imagine. Here we are. Soft tissue first. Yep.

Wanted it. Get that soft tissue. All of its insides or whatever. Good morning to everyone in chat, Twitch and YouTube. Thank you for jumping in. You're welcome. Showbro, Nick, says happy Friday to those who celebrate. Hey, hey, we're not pushing our beliefs on you.

What have you also celebrate Friday? Happy Friday. This one we would like to. We'd like to encourage you to celebrate a Friday. Sure. We have some literature. Yes. Showbro Ken says TGIF.

Happy birthday weekend to my lovely wife, Amy. Oh, my God. He loves his wife. Oh, snap. So gay to love your life. Happy birthday, Amy. Happy birthday. Everyone out saying good morning and chat.

How do you do? Busy jam packed Friday show. Pack to the butt. I've got so much, so many altar bridge tickets to give out. So be listening. We'll do classic phone call style. Oh, look at you. For altar bridge tickets today.

Old school Friday. Going old school with just phone calls. We've been doing a lot of text contest this week. We've been doing a lot of Twitch. contest this week. I want to give people who like to dial a phone an opportunity to go see Alter Bridge. I don't have a computer. Alterbridge with Big Wreck and Tim Montana. Tim Montana is going to come in that morning and hang out with us and maybe do some music. So got a lot going on. We got that today. We've got

Mayday. It's not, nah. And now it's May. It's today, May. Which is a beer Friday. Joel and Carissa will join us. And a cool, cool,ickle. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a cool little Friday as well. Well, yeah, but don't forget. We'll try those. And a buzzball Friday.

Find another buzz ball in the fridge. Peach balls. This one's going to be terrible. Syracuse Crunch at home in the barn tonight against the Cleveland Monsters. Howard Dolgan, owner of the Crunch, is going to stop by. Let you know what to expect. I don't want to spoil anything. Yeah, what?

Because it was supposed to be a surprise, but that way you're ready and you can prepare yourself for it. He is going to invite you to be the goalie tonight. Okay. Okay. Or the crunch. Okay. So, I'm just saying. I've never goalie before, but I figure now is probably the best time to try.

Yes, act surprised. Okay, I'll act surprised. That's why I'm telling you, not to ruin it. All right. But that way you can show the correct amount of enthusiasm. I'll act surprise. Again, I've never, I've never goalie, but you're right. It's better just to throw yourself into it.

Better now than never. It's the Collar Cup playoffs. If not now than when. Exactly. Exactly. It's how I've done everything in my life. I just dive right in. So I'll just die it tonight.

I'll just dive right in tonight. Yep. And I will, I'll be goalie for your Syracuse crunch. Glove! Gross fan. Comets fans in chat. I'm sorry, go Comets. I'm sorry, go monsters.

Way now. Monsters are. Oh my goodness. Out of Cleveland. Dude, that next game last night. What happened? Oof. The Hawks are just not a playoff ready team yet.

The Knicks are hungy. You sent me that photo. Yeah. I turned it on and it said 78 to 29 or something. And it's like, what the Atlanta Hawks? Forget to show up that. We got to show up. Are you not doing basketball?

1.40 to 89 was the final. Jesus, guys. That's not good. Come on. So, lots going on. Jampacked Friday morning show. Ed Kowalch. and the Ed Kowalchek All-Stars.

Or not, it's somebody impersonating, because that was technically a live song. That was. And he's not allowed to do that. He's not allowed to do that. So that was somebody impersonating. We're not sure. Ed Kowalchik and the Kowalchiks.

It was his, Ed Kowalchik's brother. Ed Kowalchik and the Edwina's. Steve Kowalchik. Oh, Steve's allowed to do whatever he wants. Oh, hooy, everybody. Happy Friday. You don't want to find us.

Twitch and YouTube. This weekend's the crawfish festival? Is that what they're advertising on TV? I don't know. Get your crawdeddies. That's not. I can't. I am not eating a crawfish, but y'all go plenty of more for you guys.

That's the grossest of seafood. Yeah, they just eat dirt and poop all day. They're just bottom feeders, right? Then you suck their poop out. Cool. That's fun, something for y'all to go out and do. It'll be a little chilly, but it shouldn't be raining. Yeah, but if you're out around a bunch of people,

and like all that hot steam and stuff. It's probably better that it's a little colder than 85 degrees. Yeah, hot, stinky crawfish. We don't want nice warm temperatures. It's only May. Don't get me going. It's only May. It's only May.

Let's see. Is it ever going to get nicer? No. Oh, yeah. Food trucks, family fun zone, dance sauce. And they do it for a good cause. They do it for Operation Northern Comfort. It's their mission to serve.

neighbors in need. So it's, I always see the comments, why we got a crawfied, man, how about you shut up and not go then if you don't want to go? Don't go. You just,

it's because it's a food and everyone likes it. It's a food and a vet and it's for a good cause. Shut up. Anyways, I digress. Go rip their heads off and suck their butts. Yes.

You ever see those, you ever see those people? I don't think you're supposed to do this, but when they're making crawfish, like you're going to do a crawfish boil. I think it's, I think it's, I think it's the,

All right. You know what magnesium citrate is, right? No, you don't. It's the bottle that makes you poop. Yes. Yes. There's people that will fill their cooler full of crawfish and then pour magnesium citrate on it

because they think it's going to get all the poop out of the crawfish. It makes the crawfish poop. But then... But then when... I think once you eat the crawfish, then you're going to poop, right? Because, I mean, you boil at all. I don't think that's a step that you do. Yeah, I would just...

I don't know. I don't know. My trick... It's just 90 crawfish. That's my trick. I see... Call me old school. I just don't eat crawfish.

I see the way that they do those. And I'm always like... I like old bay seasoning. You know, let me get a piece of that corn and some of those taters real quick on the side. You got any Rudy's clam strips? That's the only seafood I like because it's mostly fried. Can you just boil me up?

Some of that stuff on the side without... I'll take the corn. That's what I'm saying. I take the and dewy sausage you got in that. You don't like the and dooie? You just had it over brewer. Yeah, I did not enjoy that. Nope, it was not my jam.

I love a little and dooie sauce. That was the first time I ever tried in Dewee sausage and it was not my, not my thing. But I didn't realize how close it was to a kilbass. You don't like kilbasa? I don't like you kilbasa. You're dabbling in hot dog world then. Tubed meats.

I like a hot dog more than I like a kilbasa. Wow. There's just, I don't like when you like it, when you bite it and you pulls. Yeah, the skin, it bites back. Yeah, the flavor. I don't know. What about, uh, I'm a gym. What about, uh, tubed sausages?

Yeah. Like a state fairer? Yeah, like a sausage sandwich. That I can do. That I like, yep. Yep. So it's not necessarily the shape of it. It's more the taste.

More the taste. Yeah, oh no, the shape, the belt. More foods like that. More phallic food. Oh, if I could eat every single food in the shape of a wiener. Yeah, sister band Tube Meets playing tonight at the loss. They got that big hardcore show. Well, a former Chick-fil-A worker, Kishon Jones is under arrest.

Chick-fil-A you said? Chick-fil-A. For Steve, well, all right, here's Oh boy. Maybe you can help me understand this. Someone was about to ruin their life for some chicken sandwiches, aren't they? Fraudulent mac and cheese transactions.

That, my bad, fraudulent mac and cheese transactions is opening up. For two meets. All right, does she have to wait outside? Will you guys play? Yeah. Then you can swap. Gotcha. Yeah.

Police say, Jones returned to the restaurant without authorization after being fired. after being fired. Oh, boy. And use the registers to process approximately 800 large mac and cheese tray purchases, then issued refunds directly to his personal credit card. That's, well, you won't go to jail for that. So no.

They'll never catch you for that. They'll never get you, bud. They'll never get you. Sorry, a mac and cheese tray? Maybe like a catering order. That's what I mean. So he got a lot. Well, it was $80,000 worth of mac and cheese refunds.

So I guess no mac and cheese was damaged in the process of this Because I don't think it was ever made, right? But oh my God, yeah, yeah, it is. It's a, it's a big tray. Catering order. Surveillance footage captured him conducting the transactions In rapid succession behind the counter. Yeah, I bet.

Store owners noticed. Jones was a voided arrest for a while, blah, blah. They found him and they got him. But, so how did you order them in the first place to get a refund? Like when you put in, I want mac and cheese. They probably had not, and this is on them, they had not canceled his numbers yet. So he as a cashier, he went in and pretended like he was on the clock.

Sure. It doesn't matter for on the clock, but jumped to a register, put in his numbers. Register is now up and running, and all he had to do, because he doesn't need a till. He just start 800, whatever. Now that pops up, ran it in. Didn't need the whatever, the till, or money, because again, he's not putting anything in there. Then hit, probably, I don't know, got a receipt or whatever he did for himself. And then hit refund and had all the numbers for a refund.

Yeah. And there it went. Because then at that point, all you need is your credit card. But how did the initial, oh, I guess he could have given himself a discount maybe? Because I'm just saying like, I'm here. I'm putting in an order of mac and cheese. Yeah. Something needs to be paid.

Yeah. Unless you're just saying free. Yeah, he's got a... And then how would you get the refund? Yeah, I don't know. He had to have known a way to... We'll pay on site or something. Yeah, like, how do you get a refund off something that hasn't been paid for yet?

As an employee, he knows, I'm sure... He knows some ins and outs. Ways to make it so you don't have to pay first. Well, listen, anytime I can read a story about a fraudulent mac and cheese scam, I'm here for it, bud. When I first saw the headline, I was like, was he stealing mac and cheese? Right? No. $80,000 worth of mac and cheese over the course of a couple months.

No mac and cheese was damaged in the cause. All shift long, all he's doing is loading up huge giant vats of mac and cheese walking it out to his car. Good call. Blue-eye chick says you can just say they paid cash. That's what I mean. Yeah, pretend they paid cash. He didn't need a till because he's not putting anything in. So he's like, yeah, they gave me the $85 or whatever the math would be for cash.

He just needs the credit card because he is going on the honor system because he's working. You don't want to take, you know, say that you took. $80,000 when you didn't. Yeah. So he said he did, and then he just did the refund. How much is a tray of it? If it's, I guess it was $800. $800 cost $80,000 to be what, $100, $100 per tray?

How much is a mac and cheese tray at Chick-fil-A? Around $33. $33. Wait, that's a small one. Yeah. That's a small. He must have got the biggest one. It doesn't tell me how much.

It's a call. Close to $100 then. It's a call available upon request and call. 800 of them times $100 would be $80,000. Okay, all right, well, he did it. He got caught. He hasn't that? I need, but for real, I need 800 mac and cheese trays, please.

It sounds like he was doing it Tim Robbins' style where he was like one refund, one refund, one ref, like 55, 55 burger, 55, he's just going in succession as fast as he can. That's how far he got before somebody came in. Hey, man, what are you doing all there? Where was anybody? Yeah, nobody. Electricity is more than a source of energy. At its best, electricity is a rush, a thrill, a feeling. From hybrids to plug-in hybrids to the all-electric Lexus RZ,

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This is K. Rock. You haven't even been paying any attention to your Kentucky Derby. I know. I keep forgetting that this, it comes up quick. The first May, or the first Saturday in May. All of a sudden it's May out here. It also doesn't help that it's still. I have not even put up my Christmas tree yet.

Oh, all right. The weather doesn't help. So let me see. Here's your leaderboard. Renegade. Albus. Intrepiddo. Lip-miss test.

Right to party. Commandment. Dan and Bourbon. So happy. And the Puma with Wonder Dean rounding out the top 10. Are you looking at your betting apps or who's the favorites? I was just looking at what you were looking at. You were reading the whole of them.

Not the favorites. Oh, okay. I don't know what a leaderboard is. If you would have just kept going, you were just listening off the horses. That's all. Okay. That's all. But it's, yeah, Rinegade is the favorite at 4 to 1.

But then where was it? Commandment, 6 to 1. Further ado is 6 to 1. Chief Water Bay. Chief Waterbury, Kentucky. 8 to 1. It is a very dangerous dad. dangerous day.

Dan and Bourbon is 20 to 1. I feel like that's when you should bet on the Puma's 10 to 1. But which are all, I mean, 4 to 1 ain't the best, but those are all pretty good, decent bat knots, man. I never cashed out of that whatever Twin Spires app or whatever. Isn't there a Draft Kings horse one too? Yes, but if you do the Twin Spires one, you might still have money on there.

I might have the Draft Kings version with the horse logo. But I never cashed that out, so I'll place that on a pony. It should still all be there then because it would carry over for me for years, so that's all I think I still have it in there. I don't remember what happened last year. Yep, there's a bunch of races that start. They're going on all day. Like, 2.30, I think, TV pops

it on, but then it's, it doesn't start, like they don't run until, it might say it on here somewhere, like 557. Is this the one with the big hats and the mint juleps and all that? That's the big thing. Yeah. And then people have derby parties tomorrow.

Sorry, 6.57. PM? Yeah, that's what I mean. It starts down there because they have like 10 races, and then it leads up to that one. But yeah, that's Mitt Jolips. You stand out in the infield. I really want to go to it. It's just because I've been a fan forever.

It's just now it's blown up. It's so big now. It's so big. Do they do a thing at like the casinos where you can go and have a party and watch the derby? Probably. I would imagine so. All right. What are you guys doing?

All the sports. For Derby Day tomorrow. Hey, crabba. Oh my God. What did I just watch with Zoe Kravitz in it? Did I just watch a movie with Zoe Kravitz doing something? Hold on. What was she just in?

You just too? Oh. Bye, everybody. I was hoping it was going to be good, but it was better than I expected. What did I see her in? She was just in something. You're right. No, I can't remember.

I just watched her in something. I don't know what she's up to. Blink twice? Is that a thing I watched? I don't know. With Channing, Tatum? I don't know. What did I just watch?

Zohy Pratton. If Cody A.I. knows what you just watched. Oh, she just got engaged to Harry Stiles? I think it was blink twice. I feel like, did we... She meets a tech billionaire and joins him on a mysterious tense trip

to his private island. No, I don't think I watched that. I didn't watch that. All right. Well, best of luck to Harry Stiles and Zoe Kravitz. Good for them. Gorgeous people banging. gorgeous people. They'll make a nice looking baby.

They will. They will make a good looking baby. That'll be a good looking baby. Although I do like when really attractive people have really ugly kids. You say you do like it? I do like that. I do like that. It's like, well, it's like, that's what you get?

Sometimes it cancels out. You see that, no, you do see that sometimes. You see that sometimes. Yeah. Because then you also see the reverse. You also see the reverse because it happens the reverse too. What? Sometimes two ugly parents make a good looking baby.

they do. Sometimes it happens. And it's shocking. Yes. Yes. When you're like, the hottest girl in high school, you'd see her parents at a function and you're like, those are your parents. Yeah.

So, I mean, that's all works. All right. Good for you. Or they do that thing where like everybody in Hollywood gets so much like reconstructive facial surgery. But that doesn't change your DNA. No. And they're like, wait.

So like you see these two Hollywood gorgeous model. That's not your baby. And this Shrek-looking things comes out with all the natural body. Whoa! Oh, no. It's a mix of original use. It is May. Happy 1st of May, everybody.

Yeah, great. We are in NBA and NHL playoffs as well as... That part, yes. That part, yes. Called her Cup playoffs. Syracuse Crunch and I at home. Crunch. Preakness is May 16th.

PGA championship will be on the 14th. And if you like your tennis, racket action. French Open this month as well. That's like my least favorite. I don't care about tennis. I don't understand. Racing in tennis. Racing in tennis? Yeah. The Indy 500 is this month too. I don't understand. I don't understand tennis. I don't like how they keep score with weird numbers. It's fun. It's impressive. I like to play, but I can't hit it so soft. I'm happy for that you're athletic and you're

running around. Good for you. There's not many things better than hitting things you're not supposed to hit with a tennis racket and watching how far they go. golf balls, little nuts and I like hearing the ladies moaned and grunt a little bit. That's pretty fun. The Williams sisters bouncing around out there going. We've also got Devil We're Prada. Two coming out this month.

That's not bad. The sports, though, I count this time, well, maybe in like another month. I count that for the next three months, just bonus sports. Everything right now is just bonus season. Well, once you get the NHL and the NBA kind of wrapped up, because that's like, I'll watch those. but all the rest is like bonus sports. Baseball during the summer, you know, it's here and there.

Little tidbits of things like you were saying, a little horse race here, a lot of the NFL thing there. You get new episodes of Rick and Morty this month, May 24th, they debuts. Spider-Noar is on Prime Video. Have you seen promos for that, the Spider-Man noir version? Oh, okay. I think you did see that. I did.

I did. I did. It's like the 1945 looking. That did look kind of cool. It's Nick Cage. Right? Oh, is it? Hold on that the whole thing?

Spider noir. Oh, it is. Yeah, no, that's supposed to. Yeah, it is. I think we watched the trailer and it's supposed to be good. We did. May 27th is the debut's Nick Cage. I'm not the typical Spider-Man.

I've got... But he wears that mask. So you just see his eyes. Yeah, because he does. Remember, we like the outfit because he does a different type of Spider-Man outfit. Uh-huh. I fight crime!

We've got Cinco de Mayo coming up this month. It's on a taco Tuesday this year, by the way. It's on next Tuesday. So Monday's May the 4th. Tuesday, Cinco de Mayo. All right. And you got Mother's Day next weekend. Don't forget about Mother's Day.

Is that early this year, Mother's Day? I feel like that's early, the 10th. Bro, I got a back-to-back weekend next weekend. Mother's Day 10th. Yeah. Wife's birthday 11th. Oh, wow, that's not. She gets, you got to double.

You got to split it, though. You can't give her stuff on Sunday and go, Happy birthday. This is everything. No. She wants a massage at one of the casinos. As a Christmas. As a Christmas baby, baby, don't be combining them.

All right, so that's her birthday, is the massage. So what's Mother's Day? Kids, I, and we... Well, I guess don't say. Hey, what's everything you're getting? Yeah, tell everything. No. When we were at Winnie Wicks last weekend, I had the kids pick out stuff, and she was there with us, but she doesn't care.

I was like, what things do you like in this store right now? She's like, I like, I like this, this and I go, pick it out and forget things out. Put these in a basket and then walk away and forget. I did some shopping at Whittie Wicks already. Then my oldest birthday turned 17 this month, bro. You know. May's too much. Mm-hmm.

It's too much May. Too much May, bro. What do you guys got lined up this month? Busy, busy weekend. There is a lot on that little calendar there. A lot going on, guys. We did it, folks. Made it to the end of the week.

Hopefully this is your Friday and a lot of y'all work in weekends. But we are here together. At last. Well, hello, Mr. Man. Pretty screwed up and not eating food. A diner right now. Believe me, it's the worst Friday I've had in a month. I'll tell you that.

I mean, I'll tell you what. Right now. We got Joel and Carissa at the back end of the show, but otherwise, what other treats am I getting in? I do like Joel's back end. Ha! It's been a month. I should be being delivered plates of food right now. We are two...

Like King of Gazzol. We are two... Food-motivated sea lions. We are. We are. Was that right? Chunkers was his name? Chonkers.

Chonkers? Chonk. Dude, chunkers. He's just food-motivated, you said? Why is he so fat? That's just what they called him. He said, food-motivated sea lion.

There's a sea lion in San Francisco that's been named chonkers because he weighs 2,000 pounds. He gets that fat ass up on that dock somehow. Oh, never mind. Yeah. Well, as long as you can somehow get them, they're like floating so they'll kind of move so he gets it even a little bit he's getting up there.

I'm also food motivated. Food will motivate me to do a lot of things. Yeah, right. If you want to look at chonkers, I encourage you. He's something else. It's impressive because they start with him just or all of his friends or whatever those are around and then all of a sudden he's like, I want to get up on that. Move!

And he's, I don't even know the word, 10 times. the size of all of them. And he looks sassy, too, so it's funny. He's posing. He's got a little attitude, too, sure. Yep. We went and saw sea lions. What part of California was that?

It was some part of California we pulled over. But we couldn't find a parking spot. So my family went and looked at sea lions, and I went and waited at a gas station. Because I... Oh, right. Because I couldn't get... We had nowhere to park.

It was such a tourist trap. It was a very busy one. So I was like, go and go enjoy your sea lions. And they are. They just hang around on the rocks. What do they eat, fish? You're eating fish down there? Yeah.

Yeah, probably that and anything else that you probably throw to them. Cheebergs. Oh, I bet they would eat whatever you throw at them. Yeah. Well, the European Space Agency has launched a new experiment to study how humans cope in social isolation in an effort to emulate potential missions to Mars, meaning we were to send you to Mars, Matt Damon style.

So you're saying that... that doofus in that room by himself and ignoring his family and its family's responsibilities while his wife does everything is going to be perfect to go to Mars. He's already, he's already trained in, I guess. There are six participants who have voluntarily entered a sealed, simulated, simulated space station and not allowed to leave until August conditions are high. Is this like, this isn't like biodome stuff, right? I was just going to say, is so it's biodrome.

So Polly Shore and Stephen Baldwin They're going to go off And go to Mars Cool Dister has a few people she would send Oh Sugar says COVID show we did it We did pretty great

And if we learned anything about being isolated For all those months We did we came out Our we're very rational thinkers now We all get along with each other Here's what you got to do Conditions inside are highly controlled and structured Yeah you probably can't

Has no internets. And there's a daily schedule of experiments. Now, if somebody who likes to be alone, I don't think I could do this. I don't want to be isolated on Mars. Well, yeah, are they doing it like for real Mars style? So you're not going to have TV. When you poop, it flies around in front of you. So you got to go to your anti-gravity machine to poop.

You must submit regular blood tests. Blood. You cannot communicate or make eye contacts with medics or other officials because you're practicing not, like there's medics, but they're not going to be on Mars. Yeah. So you can make, okay. So don't have that eye contact? You can only shower, you can only shower for five minutes twice a week.

Oh no. Maybe. I mean, I guess this is a dumb question, but I'm a dumb person. Do you not sweat as much in Mars, maybe? Would you not? I don't really know how that was. You wouldn't stink as bad in Mars? Because you're in like a little controlled area, but I bet you'd still sweat.

It's still probably going to be warm and or cold. You can only eat rationed, pre-packaged space-style foods. No fresh foods or vegetables. No alcohol or energy drinks. All of you just checked right out from that one. Everyone's out. Checked out from that one. Every one of you are eliminated.

You're allowed one two-hour video call with family once a week. Honestly, that's not bad. That's not bad. There's plenty of you listening and watching right now. It'll be like two hours a week for my family is plenty. Geez. One small shoebox of personal items is allowed. Okay.

You get a privacy sleeping pod and a bathroom. And they're just watching you. Are you taking a phone with as much memories you can? With you just to look at? Downloading as much porn as you possibly could. I could get by to take with you to space. I wouldn't even need that much variety. I could get by it with the same video.

No, for like five months? Yeah. Oh, no way. I'm good. No way. I'm good. I would download movies, TV shows. Yeah, throw everything you can on one of those.

But maybe three porn videos would last me forever. Oh, no. You need that much variety? Oh, well, yeah. Really? Like, honestly, you need it? Repeats? I don't go back.

You don't go back? I don't go repeats? You're done. Close out, move on. You found a video that you. you really loved and you're not going to go back to it? I don't have any. I don't think there's a porn video I really love.

I don't think I have any, like, no. I guess we're very different. Yeah, no, I don't, I don't have. You don't have like your favorites? I don't connect attachments to my. Favorite performers? No. You don't fall in love with your performers?

No. You don't write them letters? You don't send them gifts. You don't find who they are and find them on Instagram. You don't tell them. you'll leave it all behind for them? No, all right. We learn something new every day.

Who's the weird? I want to ask the chat now. Who's the weirder one? Cody, who doesn't watch any repeats or me, who could get by on like three of the same videos? Yeah, no. I, uh, without being gross. I already saw the good part. I'm done.

X out. Bye. But like the next day you wouldn't want, like that wouldn't work for you? I mean, I'm sure it could, but. Wow, mixed reactions. I'm the weird one and you're the weird one. I saw that goth butt. But you liked it, so why wouldn't you go back and look at her again?

Find another got butt now. We'll find more. I wonder that's part of your decision paralysis. Oh, you can't do repeats. I mean, I'm sure there's bad repeats. I mean, well, no, no, in our mind, there's infinite, infinity amounts of porn. Yeah. Sarah says, okay, so I, for sure, I honestly could just use one.

Maybe it's because I'm a kid of the 90s. We didn't have that many options. Yeah, also true. Back then, you didn't have the options. So maybe that's part of why now I'm like, next, next one, next one, next one, next one, not during. I'm not like frantically running around. No, no, no, no, no one. No one.

No, no one. No, you're getting ready for a session and you're like, all right, this will do. Or whatever, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Hmm. Hmm. Sorry. I mean, in my early teens, I used the same photo of Courtney Love for like months, years.

That's what I'm saying. Maybe because of what we had to go through. If it's just, I've got it, I'm good. As. Yeah. Yeah. As young ins. Now it's, you know, different one, different one, different one.

Yeah. Well, I don't know. Anyways. Yeah, no. And now it's different videos because. that era is kind of over. What era? Back when, you know, it was, you know,

you had to have Santa bring you a gift for porn. Like, you had porn stars. Sure, you did. You know what I mean? Now, all of us are porn stars if we want. No, there's still two or three that I like. But those are still a couple out there? Yeah, there's a couple stars that I'm...

That's good. I like to know. That's good. You know, because I'm supposed to host the... You're hosting the Avians this year? Oh, yeah. All right. All right.

Good. Listen, I don't need as much variety. I'm a simple man. I'm a simple man. Huh. Okay. I mean, I don't know how to get out of this conversation now. I don't know how to transition to anything. I don't know how to transition to any other. We're not talking trains now, then. I don't think so. I guess I don't know how to bail out of it. I know how to end this conversation. Bring in the guy, get your butt out of my nose for a second. They're talking porn. Get the FCC guy out of my, out of my anus for a second. A trip to the moon. This is back on this conversation. See, we're still talking butts, though. Moons, there we go. Good. Oh, yeah, we were talking the Mars thing. The Mars trip, the practice.

All right, so he's done touching himself. Yep. Now what's next on the Mars? Well, Mars is very far away, first of all. So a trip to the moon, like we learned recently, about four days, maybe a week. If you got to whip around the planet a little bit and go back out. A trip to Mars about six months to get there. Oh, so you're a year. You'll be trapped together. Just travel. Round trip is a year. counting how much time you're on Mars. Oh, that kind of made, that, oh, that pit of the, I know, I know we're not going to Mars,

but that pit of the stomach feeling. Just in a little tube with the same person for six months? Imagine January 1st this year, we left for Mars. It's not even, like, we're not even there yet. We're not even there yet. We're still just. No, we left at Thanksgiving and we're not there yet. Yeah, dude.

We go now. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. You can get the show on demand wherever you download your favorite podcast. Type in K Rock the show. Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon music, Google Music, whatever you use. Chonkers.com. Chonkers.edu.

Yes. And you can find us there. Man in Colorado got arrested for trespassing. Goes straight to jail. Strait through jail. Does the arraignment stuff. Gets let out of jail. Okay.

And as he's leaving the jail, oh boy, here we go. I mean, there's a fire truck parked right there, and it's running. How else was he supposed to get home? So, why wouldn't I just take that fire truck, Bob? I thought it was an old school bus that, you know, maybe it was like for a movie set or something like that.

30 police vehicles that followed afterwards, along with two swap vehicles. That's kind of a weird situation that inmates stealing a fire truck. I saw it laid over on the driver's side. We had that army vehicle stolen in Utica the other day. Yep. Ripping around town. He just was like, nah, you know what?

I want to hop in that. That doesn't make it like, what did you think was going to happen? Some people's brains just go to crime. They just got a crime. Right? Like, yeah, it's okay. I'll just say it was just taking it for a test drive. He led authorities on a brief chase.

I'm going to buy one. Well, yeah, I was, I'm in the market for a fire truck. Test drive, sold. Wanted to see how it handled. I didn't know I could. can do that. Oh. I didn't know I couldn't do that. I'm sorry. Why, I take it? The fire truck, you're going to arrest me? You're sure?

Because what I was doing and pulls a kitten out from behind him was getting this guy from behind a tree. Here you go, little girl, and hands a little girl a cat, and then they're like, oh, he's a bad guy for being a hero. He's a hero. But no, he's in jail. He was hit with multiple charges, including felony,

motor vehicle theft, resisting, arrest, reckless driving, felony, criminal mischief. Didn't we just talk about this with like a ambulance or something. Isn't there probably some type of extra law you're breaking? Because it's like a government vehicle or something like that, right? He stole a fire

truck that God forbid a fire would have happened. Right? Fire truck is not available to tend to that fire. Oh my God. I bet he would have been hit with more if somebody died in a fire? And you're like, well, because you stole the truck, you are. That's a complicit. Yep, there's going to be something with that. You are complicit. Wow. Yeah, that's just, I mean, again, though. You know what? I have a feeling that person

probably don't care. Yeah. They just got out of jail for whatever. They just did that. They're not. They're doing GTA side missions. Their brain aren't like our brain. Yep. Well, speaking of freebies,

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Two weeks from today, we will be, we're going to be down there. I think we'll be doing some stagers. We'll be doing a, there's going to be a VIP party. We're going to be picking next week for someone to go to the I want to hang. Soundtrack hang, all of that.

But right now, we're doing classic. Callers are going to win. Look at that. I'm going to give tickets. Otto Friday. Your castles. Colin, where? Seven, eight.

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We're trying to break Josh. Trying to break me today. Hashtag break Josh. Poke in the bear. I'm just going to start mushing buttons. Oops, what, oops, what? What? What?

What? What? What? Does this one? That was funny. That was funny. People thought for a second. People thought about it for a second.

Raise a sec. Normally I'd rant and rave about boomer activity and how this boomer was just over, being over-dramatic on this flight where he tried to open the door for the plane. I saw that yesterday. Is that Howard out there? No, I'm just trying to position myself so I can see eventually because it's that time of day where I can't. It's always going to make it look like I think I can hang tight. I'll do this quick.

I saw the video. He did a little. Were they in the air? No, they were sitting on the tarmac. But then, you still, you're not. He's being a boomer. Yep. But it's also, you can't make me just sit on a plane for four hours because something is delayed.

I've never understood that. That should not be legal. This is imprisonment. I understand that it's dangerous to just be walking out on a tarmac or whatever the hell. Sure, sure. But you're telling me that you can't take, like, the stewardess or the air person or anybody around or an employee can't just be like, we can very safely walk you from here to the door. Because I remember that same thing.

We had to sit for 45 minutes coming back from Vegas. we were 30 feet. Yeah, dude. It pisses me off from the gate. That should be... This should be a priority to remedy this problem. Yeah, what does it deal with that? They were on the plane for about three or four hours.

They go over the speaker. They're going to take another hour of delay. Do you hear what I'm saying? Five hours of delay? And you're there. And you're just sitting in a tube. Like, no, I'm getting off. I'm leaving.

allowed. That's, yeah. Delta Airlines, 2879, returned to the gate at Hatsfield Jackson, Atlanta on Monday. Crew reported a passenger disturbance. The safety of our customer and crews, blah, blah, blah.

I guess the traveler set. Okay, they're really kind of putting this on the guy. I was to say, did he do something? And that's why they had to turn around because. He flipped out because they'd been sitting in the damn plane for four hours. Okay, then, yeah, then. Yeah. See, that's, you can't. I mean, you want about it. He's acting like a baby. Yes, he went about it very incorrectly. But why do we allow for hours?

Like, you wouldn't get on a bus. If I was on a bus and the bus had a flat tire and they're like, you need to sit on this bus for five hours. That's crazy. Doesn't that sound asinine to anybody else? Yeah. No. Well, we got to be careful. Then like Cody said, bring out security. Yep. have an escort vehicle and walk us back to the terminal. We'll sit inside the terminal. Because don't act like every single person inside an airport's busy.

That's wild. Get me to the gate. I want off. If we have a situation with a passenger, it's not going to be pretty. He's being a baby. I get it. He's overreacting,

but I would have to, after four hours, sitting in a metal tube with the same people and not getting any closer to my destination. Right? And for zero reason. So while there's safety.

Oh, now one? Then fix it. Figure it out. Something is going to be unsafe for four hours. And honestly, he did them a favor because because of his freak out, they had to go back to the gate. But like, thanks, dude. Like, at what point do you just cancel then? For four hours?

Yeah. I have missed everything else that I needed to be where I'm supposed to be going. It's over. It's four hours. Yeah. Because what's hilarious about those is that. That plane will sit there for four hours and then take off. But then the connecting flight for 100% of those people leaves when it was supposed to the first time.

They're not waiting. So my whole day is already wrecked, but if I got to go to jail for a couple hours, I'll do it. Rick Tyson, our chat says, I was on a plane for a layover for six hours and 45 minutes once. Do you see what I'm saying? But what do you do? You just sit? Do you see what I'm saying? Do they turn the plane on?

Yeah, they got to have some air on You just sit for six hours? I've been on plenty of planes where they're like, yeah, I know you want the air conditioning on, but we can't turn it on right now. It's like air travel is a nightmare to me. It stresses me out. That makes just zero sense when they do that.

What are you doing for four hours? Yeah, and Fuzz. Now you've taught him like a toddler that the freak out worked. They got a result. Yep. Like I would be on that plane and be like, all right, who's got the rest of the day

to go sit in a jail cell? because you'll get us back. Right? Let's all talk about this. You'll get us back to the gate if you freak out. I just can't. The four hours thing while we're waiting. On what?

Mm-hmm. There is nothing. Yeah. That needs to take four hours. Yeah. Which one of you is going to sacrifice their afternoon and evening in a little small jail cell for us? Even I remember at 45 minutes. Because we had to wait because a plane got there before.

Mm-hmm. So they had to unload and do all the things. But, like, we were waiting. You could see them close up. Now, they're out there. You could see them closing everything up. And you're like, all right. We're ready.

All right. We can get off and then just sat there. All right. There is. Speaking of traveling. How are we doing? Howard Dolgan in the building. How are we doing?

We're live right now, Howard. Vance, how you doing, buddy? Happy playoff hockey. Playoff hockey? I'm so big. Playoff beards, huh? Yeah. You got it.

right there. I'm so glad you're not wearing Utica. No, Utica. They suck. They didn't make the playoffs. Oh, this season is over, right? Yeah.

I wish they were in the playoffs. I was talking to Rob Badesh a couple days ago. Robert said, you know, 13 years we haven't met you in the playoffs. Oh, that'd be a fun serious. And they haven't been to playoffs for four years.

Robert's a good guy, man, and he's not happy. Yeah. But let's talk about winners right now. Let's talk about the Syracuse. Are we on live now? We're on live right now, bud. So we got, we're tied up at one a piece.

We are. Cleveland comes to town tonight and Sunday. How are you feeling about the team? You know what I love that your social media is doing? I love watching coaches after game speeches on your social media when he goes in the locker room and he talks to the team. I just like those videos. Ice cream. Ice cream for everybody.

I love it. I love it. It gets me hyped up. We're actually getting a freezer for our fans to my office. Nice. For ice cream, yeah. That's a good idea. It's be the only one.

Right? Yeah, exactly. We do that here. Yep. Agreed. What do you like about the team right now, Howard? How they're playing hot, right? Well, here's what I really like about the team.

It's for months, they've, every time I would see the players, they'd say, get ready for a long run. Mm-hmm. And it's, it's, like, they want to be here. Mm-hmm. They believe it themselves. And this time of year, again, the players stop getting paid when a regular season ends. Yeah. So, but they still, they're still paying rent.

groceries, gas, gas, which is, you know, and everyday living. And the fact that this is tremendous, and this could sound cliche, but it's not, there is a tremendous camaraderie from day one with this group. Sure. There really is. And there's a lot of players up and down and up and fade and down and injured and whatnot. And guys step into the role and say, hey, you know what? we got to move from the second line to the first line.

We got to play more minutes on D. We got to fill in a goal, and they've been doing it all year. What happens, I guess, internally towards this time of year with the lightning and the crunch? Like, do we start to have to figure out what players go where for the games? Well, you know what happens is there's something called a Clear Day roster, right? And player has to be assigned to Syracuse by that day to be able to play. So, for instance, so Conagigi right now is up with a big club But he's eligible to come back down to play

Okay Right? Charlie Daszouz is up with the big club He's been injured Got injured in the playoffs But he was papered down At the clear day So he potentially could play Now those players if

Again, that would all be dependent on How far the Lightning go Right? And they're down three two They play tonight Hopefully they can pull the series out Right and then you have players out of junior hockey that have been coming up. There's one player who is a really highly touted a prospect named Sam O'Reilly.

Now, he's on a very good junior team. They've advanced through the first round to try and advance for the second. But if and when his season ends, he's a player that will come right to Syracuse. Okay, cool. And potentially, you know, very few of those guys are impact guys right away. We've had a couple, but he would be. He potentially could be. Okay.

Because he's that high level. He's a 20-year-old. He's going to turn pro next year. More than likely, we'll start here. And he's the guy they're very high on as president. Now we've got a guy like Noah Steen came out of the Swedish professional league, and he's playing with us more than likely being in a lineup tonight. Okay.

Oh, cool. Because, again, he's a 21-year-old. So he's not an 18-19-year-old kid, and he played toward the end of the season with us. So you do get some additional. bodies, but really it's the guys who've been with you all year. Yeah. And, you know, know the system, know the coach, know each other. And, you know, they want to win, man.

Yeah. This is it. This is what you play for. Owner of your Syracuse Crunch, Howard Dolgan and studio. How do they find that next gear when you've been playing all season? It's a long season. And then you're out here in the May, May 1st. Yeah.

Potentially going into June, how do you find that? How do they find that gear? Just keep them active every day? Like, we've got full-time strength, condition, nutritionists. I mean, you name it. Coaches know, you know, when to push them or not to push them because guys need rest, especially this time of year. Like, we're going to play tonight.

We definitely have a game on Sunday. So, you know, the game tonight, and you've been to playoff hockey, like it's up a level. Yeah. It's up five levels. Yeah. Every check, I mean, it's vicious. Yeah.

So is you going to work them hard tomorrow? Probably not. Sure. They know when they're rest. These guys know to eat. It's great to be home. You're not in a hotel. You get with your family.

you're relaxed, you watch the TV, and that's the advantage. Listen, we, you know, we won one of the two games in Cleveland. Sure. Now it's the best of three series. Yeah. All games potentially are here. And that's what you play for all year, for home ice. Yeah.

And we've been a good home ice team. Yeah. And it's electric over there. Get on over two. Oh, really is. Oh, man. It's. To the barn tonight and Sunday.

I did have a question, though. I noticed that these H.L games, they're kind of spread. out with a week in between. Is that to get the fans out? Because the NHL will play during the week. Well, the NHL guys are traveling private jets, right? Yeah. And you want to maximize the, you could to weekend dates. Sure, sure. You could.

But you talk about the arena, so I'll never forget, when we were affiliated with Columbus, Columbus was running by a guy named Doug McLean, who's still a good friend. And Doug was a GM, he was a president of the team. And we had a game seven in our building. And it wasn't sold out. It probably was about

1,200 short of a cellar. And Doug came to me after the game. He said, I couldn't even breathe. Yeah. It was so loud and so intense. Yeah. And, you know, he's playing in buildings who were 18,000. If we're 1,200 short, we're probably at 5,000 people.

He said, I've never been in a building. He said, I literally couldn't get my breath for two hours. Right. Right. And I said, well, you're okay? He said, he said, man, it was the greatest experience of my life. It is great. And that's what you want. That's hockey in general, but playoff hockey.

Yeah, playoff hockey. And you know it's great. Like I fly so much in and out of here that I know the TSA people, you know. Yeah. Not that they don't pull me out once in a while. Sure, sure, yeah. You look suspicious. Howard or not, yeah, just look you over.

But it's like that's all people, you know, on the plane people are talking. I landed yesterday, and I always want to go up a plane, always go to the bathroom, make sure to wash up. And a guy comes over and says, Hey, I don't know if you remember me, but I'm a retired police officer used to work your games. And I did recognize his face. Yeah.

And he said, man, you know, I'm going out of town for the next couple days. When I'm back, you know, I know you guys will keep playing. Yeah. And people are just like pumped about it. Yeah. You know, and it's... Are we doing anything special tonight or Sunday at the arena?

So, funny you may ask. Okay. We were hoping to. So we were planning a towel giveaway. And then I got a call last night about 10 o'clock from our towel provider. Sure. Who's a good friend of great guy. I don't know, you probably know Todd Roos.

PPS? Yeah, yeah. They do all, every giveaway in this town. Todd does. And he's great, man. He's really great. But our towels are stuck in customs right now. Oh, no.

in Chicago, right? So we're trying, he's trying to get him, but it's unlikely they will. So he just sent me a text as we're coming here. He's driving to Waterloo. How far is that? Waterloo is about an hour, maybe. Not even that much less. Yeah, a little under.

Okay, because he said he sourced another place that potentially has blank towels. Okay. That he can then print. This is the community coming together. Wow. Yeah, yeah. He didn't go to sleep. No.

No, no, he was, he felt terrible to listen. It is what it is, you know? It was his, what year is it, 226? Yeah. Mm-hmm. For now. But here's the key, right? So it's May 1st.

My brother here, Van Sleademann. So all the viewers know, and remember this day, May 19th. Okay. This is his birthday. And we always say, we want to be playing on his birthday. Of course. And what day of the week is your birthday? May 19th?

It's a Tuesday. It's a Tuesday. So we may actually have to, just because it's your birthday, maybe enough to get people to come in droves to have the world's largest ice hockey birthday party. Yes, let's do it. I would do that. I would actually. Vance turns 50 this year.

It's a big one. That's a big one. Mentally 30. You and me both, fans. I think that he is such a draw. Yeah, he is. fans that people would come on a Tuesday for a playoff game just to wish on a happy birthday. We would put them at the door.

No, here's what we do. Ready? I'm so sure. We create the largest puck cake in his place. Oh, hell yeah. Right? We, you know, everyone brings a gift. Yes, they do.

For him. And he will donate all the gifts to like a children's charity. I love it. They'll bring like a toy for Vince. I love it. Right. So you're going to have 6,000 plus people donating it. Yeah.

You know, the more thing about it. Well, didn't we have, we, I remember I hosted a Vance Lederman night years ago. A look-alike kind of. Yeah, the look-a-look-like. I did your roast. Remember who went out on the ice and we roasted you? Nothing like you? Well, you're way more handsome.

But you know what number of birthday is for him? Well, do we want to say? 21? No, it's just, you know, some people may take it the wrong way, the number. don't let you say which number it is. 69. That's what I was going to say, hopefully. 69.

Yes. Enjoy the year. All right. And his favorite number. And his favorite number and his favorite other thing too, Vance, I get it. All right, listen. Listen, hockey is in town tonight and Sunday. Get your ticket, Syracusecrunch.com.

Sell it out tonight. Sell it out Sunday. Hopefully we get some towels. A lot of activity. Celebrate Vance Lederman before his 69th birthday. I'm sure Todd Ruch is listening to you right. now. Todd? So he may be in a car driving.

Just get those towels. He's working on it right now. We're getting those towels. All of Syracuse is depending on Todd Roos. Jenny towels. No pressure, Todd. No pressure. Howard Nogh. Thank you so much.

We'll see it tonight at the bar. It's Kiroff. It's totally me. At all right now, my. Hey, hey, my. And, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, okay. Okay.

Okay. Now this says we're celebrating the 30th end of of this moment, but I... Yes. But I feel like... Maybe... Maybe. Maybe.

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I have found him. So without any further... Oh, I know what this is. I give you the ringmaster. Oh, I thought it was going to be the Undertaker. No, it's so cold, but he's the ringmaster. Yeah, he's the ringmaster. Yeah, he's the ringmaster.

He's the ringmaster. 30 years ago. Look at him. Look at his little bit of hair. Yeah. I had a ringmaster, uh, action figure. Oh, very impressed. The ringmaster was a highly technical wrestler.

Yeah, he was. You're talking about a man that can mix it up in any fashion at all. People forget about this. 1996, buddy. why he is a million dollar champion. Yeah, they gave him the bell. Oh, there's love the love music again. Million dollar champion.

Look at him. Look at him. Right here in front of everybody. Twitch.tv slash K-Rock C-Y. Crown you my million dollar champion. So what? What was the gimmick? Million dollar man had to bring in a new guy or something?

It was just a way to bring in Austin after. All right. He had his awesome ECW. That's bruntletw WCW thing. Back up a little bit, brother. Everybody out there in TV land, I'm going to give you a chance to be somebody.

Come on. Get the camera on that hand right there. I want everybody out there in TV land to touch your screen and feel what it's like to be destined for success. Go ahead, Jane. I got it up there. I'm already successful.

Man. Born a champion, man. And then he retired seven years later. Wow. Awesome. That's so funny. Yeah, that came off the heels of his awesome run. Million dollar man.

Everybody's got a price. Hollywood blondes and stunning Steve Austin. Good morning. Everybody. How do we do? So speaking of wrestling, is tonight tonight's Smackdown goes back to two hours? They're already. going back?

Yeah, you didn't see that? No. Smackdown has moved back to two hours from three. There's never been a show that's bounced back and forth more than that stupid-ass show. Yeah. And I like Smackdown, but like, because you don't need three hours. Yeah, we all know that. We all know that.

Oh, my God. They're supposed to have reduction of filler content. So what, like shorter entrances or whatever? Well, that's the thing with when it gets, the problem with three hours is that that's okay if you had both rosters all combined, there's plenty of guys. You know, I mean, you don't really,

you're not wasting many people. But when you try to do a three hour show with half of your roster, you end up with a lot of filler. Yeah, they let a lot of people go. And my, like me personally, as a wrestling fan that loves wrestling to an obsessive level, I hate a lot of the other stuff.

Like the, I mean, yes, a lot of the backstay stuff, some of it you need, and it's funny. But, like, I don't need a lot of interviews and silly segments and stuff like that. Not Dan House and all that stuff I like. Right, right, right. The filler, the obvious filler and promos. And what they started to do on Raw was moments ago. And they would reshow the whole goddamn thing. Because they got to fill three hours.

I just watched Brock, Lesnar show back up and beat up John Sina. I don't need you to show the whole thing three to four times per episode. You're supposed to see a few new names tonight, including Ricky Starks. Yep. Ricky Saints. He's Ricky Saints now. Ricky Saints is going to make his debut on a Smackdown.

That's the only one they, I think the only one they promoted last week. So I don't know if anybody. J.C. Jane will battle Charlotte Flair tonight. Yep, she debuted last week. But yeah, I don't know if tonight it goes back to two. hours. It is going back to two hours, but no, I like that. I don't know when that happens. I was more a fan of the NXT

of all the shows this week. Hey, how you doing? I liked NXT that had a lot of... I watched NXT this week, yeah. So then you, uh, I'm only a little bit familiar with him. The guy that, if you're not familiar with him, he was getting crushed on the internet, but people that are familiar with him, love him, will,

I think you pronounce it, Roos. Oh, I didn't see that. Google, the guy that did the Monsalt. Oh, that's his name? Well, that's his real name, but here, I'm not sure what it's going to be. He was the, former Atlas champion for progress and he's something else. Just Google so you can see what he looks like.

Okay. Because he doesn't look like a wrestler. Because I saw a people. And it's awesome. How do I spell roose? R-O-O-O-S. R-O-S. Okay.

No, it's giving me some musician, Will Roos. Oh, doesn't I not saying it right? It doesn't matter. I can find out of it. I'll do it later. Somebody's going to correct me because I'm saying it wrong. Yeah, that's okay. But it's funny because all like the rumors were that,

that W.W.E. has trademarked some name like Knox something. Yeah, for evil. And that's going to be evil. Who you said is really good. A couple things have bounced around. Yeah, he's awesome. He comes from New Japan, and he's doing this dark gimmick so far. Yeah, so the couple of things I think I read an article that had said similar things of names. They're bouncing around.

Okay. Oh, there's Will Cruz. Does I spell it wrong? It's Cruz. Cruz. Okay. But see what I mean? He don't look like around. That's a big boy.

He don't look like a wrestler. That's a big boy. He showed up and did a moonsault. Immediately off the top rope. Holy cow. Immediately off the top rope. But he's athletic as hell, bro. Well, you got some action tonight.

You got some action tonight. From raffles. 315, 364, 1009. What are you looking forward to tonight on Smackdown? It is a beer Friday. Jolsef and Charisma will be joining us in just a little while. Buzzball Friday. Colicul Friday.

Colicle Friday. I don't know if that's how you. Are you watching collicular videos? Do you like, I'm, I'm, I'm, oh, you are not. I'm pickle maxing. In my house. You are not. You are not watching collicular videos.

Not anymore. Spotify is adding a verified badge to artists that are not AI. Because we have a problem now where AI music is everywhere. Cool. So now those same people that are putting those out there are just going to buy the badges, right? I got to figure out how. They're going to verify this because it's called verified by Spotify and it will have a green checkmark. Is this really Weezer or is this AI?

Ooh, you. I am buddy Holly. Many artists that you don't know could trick you. That's what, yeah, because how are they going to put the green check mark on there? Where would I see it? I don't know. But Spotify says it's just going to automatically appear. Music is evolving and so are the ways you discover and connect with artists.

the AI era, it's more important than ever to be able to trust the authenticity of the music you listen to. Yeah, you've been letting people upload their just AI slot music that sounds like Teddy swims or whatever. I was like when the industries make it our fault

that they let in these fake people. What, nothing we could do about it. We only played this fake guy on Spotify for five months. And then put up a thing about the fast rising star of this. Like, you did it. Artists will have to meet certain criteria to earn their certified badge. Real live weaners.

Real live weaners and balls and back. They need consistent listener activity and engagement, having signals of a real artist in their profile and concert dates and links to social media. All that can be faked. So if you're an up-encoming artist, you're effed. Yeah, kind of. Everyone's going to think you're fake at AI and then which will lead to eventually Spotify

removing non-verified profiles. Oh yeah, Spotify's great at that. So now your up-and-coming music career is already over. Yeah, Nebraska's got a good point. Just put the badge on the AI stuff. Yeah. You don't need to put a badge next to Pink Floyd.

We know that's Pink Floyd. Just put an AI. Yeah. Put a little AI. A little symbol. Not hard. Put a little Dakota Gregory is not a real. real artist. Okay, thank you.

You'd think that'd be way easier. Oh, that doesn't make any sense. And then they'll find a way around it. Anyways, it's a beer. They'll figure something out. It's a beer, cool, cool, buzzgol Friday. Cool. I was trying to combine beat.

Cool. By the way. I know it's early to talk gaming stream. That's still about 25 minutes away. But we want you to decide what hockey game we play today. They're looking right at you on Twitch. They're going to tie. You're a bunch of douchebags.

They're going to tie. You're going to tie it on us. You're going to tie it on us. And then we go, oh, ha, ha, ha. So that's what you're all going to do in your private houses. And vote on which hockey game we're going to play at 9 o'clock this morning. There's going to be Crunch Monsters or Sabres? Do you want H.L?

Do you want an H.L? Do you want a local team or kind of local team with the Bruins? I mean, with the Sabres. So you get in there, make your voice heard. You do. Ty, I'm going to call off the Trouble Lumpkin. Get him on the sheriff. Of the sheriffs.

Oh, nah. Supreme Court just canceled the vote. No. Inston. They're doing Real Big Fish Reuniting, too. Yeah.

Uh, what? Yeah, they're coming back to the Warth tour, then they're going to do another tour. I'll go see RBS. Baud? Pick it up, pick it up. What? Westcott fans?

They usually do the Lost, and they pack the loss, and it's hot. That's the only show on. So, like, song of dance. I do not go to the Lost Horizon, but I do for Real Big Fish. Bye, Kate.

All right. Oh. I'm here for this. You can just do it. Yeah. And I'm drinking what you know that's shop A bag and I'm saying A beer

We're gonna do that part We're doing that. Don't get ahead of it You're doing it Don't get ahead of it, Joseph. With the beers It's not Oh yeah, sorry

Yeah Well, what do you want to do first? Just get this out of the way Do you want to do buzzball Then the cool, Coolickle? Oh, whatever you want? Oh boy.

We can end it with a cool little Yeah, yeah, that's dessert Yeah, the quosball appetizer Okay Beer main course It is a beer Friday, Hey, let me give all the business plugs, branching out bottle shop. Township 5 in Camillas.

If you're over there seeing a movie, kitty corner, you just look right at him right there. Can't miss them. Stop in and get yourself some amazing beers, but also a very vast selection of infused beverages as well. Yes. We have that. Over there, branching out bottle shop in Township 5. Do we have any tastings this weekend? We do.

Ardenza is going to be here tonight, 4 to 6, and tomorrow we're doing an infused beverage tasting, I think, 3 to 6. And when is the buzzball tasting? Yes. Right now. Oh, no. Okay. I found another one. Let's go.

I did that move where you get angry in your fridge and you're like, I'm just going to push everything then. There'll be rude, damn it. And one of these went, bo-loop and rolled out and I went, wow. The universe provided a buzz ball. Yeah, I went, look at you. Because it was probably sitting on top of another. I guess a dumb question. Are buzz balls just like our version of wine coolers?

Like, is that what these are? Are these like a seagrams, Bartles and James are things? They're 15%. Whoa. Yeah. Okay. So maybe a little, I mean, one of these is. When life gives you buzz balls.

Let's go. You drink them. Cheers. Oh. I love buzz balls. It's great product. Oh. I mean, it's not bad.

It's not bad. You just don't know, like, it's better after. It's way aggressive immediately, but there's nothing that lingers. No, it's immediate like, hey. And then it's a little bit of. candy linger. This was just a peach one? Peach flavor?

Peach balls. Are they fuzzy? He's got to have a Z. I mean, as a boozer, I could have fun with this. I mean, 15%? 15%. I could do 4% of them.

Oh, it's a great long day. Is there carbonation in this? We're just starting. I don't think so. I don't think so. I thought it should be if it's like buzz. Oh, different buzz. I thought it cracked when it did it a little.

It doesn't say. All right. Yeah, how about the real stuff? Josh finished it. I did. I'm the only one that didn't. Oh, God. Chug, chug, chug, chug.

It's not bad. It's like a buzz ball Friday. It tastes like, that's what it is. It tastes like a royal flush. That drink where it's like peach knops, cranberry juice. It does taste like peach. Okay. What's that booze in the purple bag?

Crown Royal. Yeah, Crown Royal. That one. I was like, what kind of boo is in the way? It seems like that. It tastes like that. Yep. We just had transfusions for the first time.

What does that mean? Very tasty. Concord grape juice, ginger ale, vodka, and... Lime juice? That's awesome. Is that a canned cocktail? No, we made... That's a salt.

Well, actually, we have a sour from Prairie that's based off of that cocktail, which is why we were like, what is this cocktail? Oh, I make this cocktail. That sounds really good. And instead of using Concord grape juice, who used Concord grape cider. That bombshell that you loved. Yeah. That was a great thing.

You guys know, I have a grape. Yeah. Anything grape, dude, I am a bitch. It's good. We'll send you the recipe. And get new vodka, N-U-E. I am a great bitch. It's my, like how he said.

I'm a grape bitch. You gotta say it with the gravel. I am a bitch for grape. Anything grape. Anything grape. My bitch mode is activated. Grap on the neck wheel of tattoos. Hold him down and just.

Well, it comes at the end of our segment here when we do his, his Kool-Aid thingy. Yeah. He's already going to do a grape version, and I'm excited about that. I want grape for that. After eating it last night on cocoa puffs, I'm like, grape would be so good with that. Let's get this train back on the track, shall we? We got a K-Rock four-packed from branching on bottle shop. What are we looking at for price?

We're doing $15 this week. $15, Willie. What's our first beer? Well, we have a nice summer ale from Von Trup. Oh, do. A dear, a female, dear. Ray, a drop-up golden sun. Yes, and that is what this should taste like.

He's going to do the whole thing. Just wait. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. A long, long way to run. It's like Cartman with... How many of your beer do you have? So, a needle pulling thread. Ray, something, something so.

A drink with jam and bread. That'll bring us back to do. And there we go. Okay. Summer ale. Thank you. All right. Let's see.

And you, it's always the reverse of, so you and I have to live with it every day. Hey, look it. See what I have to live with every day. I'm a buzzball bitch. I think that worked. You haven't, but I would. I think that worked. This is a good beer.

This is crispy. This is good. Yep. Is there like a clove thing going on? I get that a little bit too. It's a vice beer, so you're going to get a little bit of that, like, clovey, coriander. It's yummy. That is good.

Yeah, I went with spring. Wishful thinking. You must have brought Von Trapp in here before because I would have seen that before. Yeah. I don't think of her. Sorry. I don't think of her. My rep was just in and saying that they're negotiating to actually use some of the Von Trapp family.

Like musical restances. Because it is part of that family. Yeah. Just distance. So now they want to try to do. Yeah. Susan, we are off the rails already. I blame the buzz ball.

I like that. I blame the buzz ball. Joel and Chris are right, though. This is the end of our day. They got to go and run a business. Yeah. This is the beginning. This is the best way to start it, though.

Whatever we start our Fridays here, It's a long Friday. We just keep it going. You can't stop. You might as well. I don't blame you. Crack a beer when you get to the shop. And then you just get home and you just pass out and the cats climb on you.

For sure. Isn't that the best just passing out? Absolutely. We close the door at 7 and we get home at 7.30 and we're like, goodbye. Good night. Good night. All right. What's number two, Joel?

Well, Lottie made this one. Lottie, where are you at Lottie? A little Olmogang joint here. It's an oak-aged watermelon colt. Oh, I remember him talking about that. There you go. I did two. For those who are not understanding what we're talking about,

Shobrallotti works at brewery omagang. He is just, and they officially named it, Lottie's logger. What? I don't think it's being distributed, but if we make a trip, let's get some Lottie's logger in the Central area. I can taste him in here.

I can taste. Yep, I taste a little Lottie in this. You're familiar with his taste. A lot of Lottie? Picks his finger and just swirls it. Yeah, yeah, yep. You've been in the boiling water. Before?

A little bit. You know, it's wild. I'm not getting a lot of oak age. I'm just getting yummy tasty waterman. It's a lot of tasting water. How are a yummy tasting watermelon in this? What is it called again? The Omigang Watermelon Colch?

Yeah. Watermelon colsh. I feel like the other stuff is maybe helping to like make, so the watermelon's not overpowering everything maybe. Because I got the same thing. I'm like, I don't taste the other stuff, but it's definitely watermelon. It's a great balance. It's not like a sweet, gross watermelon. I think if I really look for it, I would find the oak on the back.

Maybe a little drier. Instead of in the front, normally I feel like you kind of get that right off the bat. I'm just glad it's not back-to-back, like, bell. Gilden flavor. No, that was a good summertime. I wish it was warmer than 41 degrees right now. Like I said, this whole four-pack is wishful thinking. It's trying to bring...

It'll get warm eventually. Hold on. Just a little one-on-one here with a crowd. Go ahead. Ladies, if you want some oak on your front end. Sorry. It's pointing at himself. Radio and podcast listeners, there you go.

All right. Sorry, thank you. This is what happens when we go... We'll kick it off on the buzzball. Buzzball. To be a Friday with branching out. We got our K-Rock 4-pack, $15 on sale right now, branching a bottle shop

in Camillis. What's number three? We've got a little light and juicy session IPA from the black hog called riding mower. I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to say it. Because he's got to get out on your mower. I like it. I like that. I like it. That's a good one.

What would you say about a black hog exactly? I have nothing to say about it because... Is that where Iberical pork comes from? That's what I would say. Imperial pork? Yes. Iberico? That's where peppered bacon in his black hog. Black hog down. Light and juicy does sum it up and that's a good IPA.

Oh, yeah, yep, yep. Yeah, it's pretty mild with the flavors. It's not burning me out. It's not like I'm eating a Christmas tree. Oh, wow. That's a nice balance. Yep. I can see this as a, I gotta go mold along.

Yeah. Almost tastes like a little grass is already in there. Yep. No, no. 5.9% not too big. Oh, yeah, that watermelon was six. Yeah. That was surprising.

That was a good beer. Not bad at all. All right. We got one more. Oh, no. We got one more. Raging out bottle shop. Township 5 in Camillas. Go get your beers.

What are our hours this weekend? We are 11 to 7 today tomorrow, noon to 5 on Sunday. No emerald hours, but come get your stuff for Taco Tuesday. Oh, and Cinco do my own. I almost did like a Cinco de Mayo four pack, but it would all just be Mexican loggers. Yeah. May the fourth is myel. Cinco to May 5th.

May 5th. I'm hoping. This would be a good one. It's a lime. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I started with that one thinking I could do a Cinco to Myo 4-Pact, but I want a more variety. Yep, so we've got a light lime logger from Dewey.

It's 4%. Doey? I don't smell much. I don't smell much lime, do you? No, it is very, very drinkable. I'm still on the IPA. There's not, not in a bad way, but there's not much to it at all. Whoa!

Yeah, I kind of want a little more lime. It's like a pounding beer. Yeah, a little more lime would be. this would be a pounder for sure Did you grab a beer with a little juzzi lime? Yeah, there you go. I think that's what they were going for. Oh, the second taste I got more lime. You just had to rinse the IPA on the mouth.

No, I think so because the second one. There were limes in the room when this beer was brewed. Where's Dewey out of? Maryland. Rhode on Dewey Beach, Delaware, exactly what I said. Exactly what Joel said. Exactly. And that is touching Canada on all maps.

Yes. I can't prove it. No, it is. All right, go ahead and run through them again there, Joel. All righty. We started with the summer ale from Von Tromp, a nice little vice beer at 5%. We had Almagangang's Lottie-touched, oak-aged watermelon colch, and then the Blackhog, riding mower,

light and juicy session IPA and Dewey's light lime water. $15.15 bucks of branching out bottle shop. Township 5 in Camillas. Go see them today. Open at 11 today. Heck yeah. Get your beers ready for the weekend, maybe some Kentucky Derby action tomorrow.

Oh, I do have a mint julep cider. I might take some of that home for the Kentucky Derby. Lots of puzzles available for the Puzzle swap. Free puzzle exchange. You want to bring out your puzzles and, of course, those delicious infused beverages. And gummies. And gummies and a lot. I got a lot of new gummies this thing.

You know what? Bring in your Derby Fascinator and I will drink out of it. What's a fascinator? Oh, those fancy fun hat. Oh, your hat? It's called a Fascinator. Oh, yeah. Isn't that fascinating?

Interesting. I see you. I'm sorry. Yeah, he's got. I might have to, I think I'm going to stop because I like a mint julep, but that's a lot to do. It's a lot of work. Oh, it is.

Yeah. But the cider is nice. I also think it's in a gin barrel. I think they aged it in a gin barrel. Okay. Okay. Stella has been, I believe you, referencing Dewey Stella and chat says it's a lovely little brewery across the street from a restaurant with the best crab cakes I've ever had.

I tried a crab cake. You did? I tried a carb cake. Second chance, diner. He did. I didn't like it. He's not. But he tried.

It's nothing personal. No, no, no. But because I could tell that if you do like those things, you would love that. I could tell because it was. I'm that way with smoked beer. I'm like, oh, I can appreciate that this is a good one, but it tastes gross to me. It seemed a very, very high quality. It's not my jam.

I just didn't, I've never had one. I didn't really understand what it was. He also does have crabs as well. Yeah. I mean, and some cake. We got to, oh, we got to wear a cool it thing. Oh, I thought you wanted to. do it on Twitch because it's not really...

You can do it here right now if you want. It's up to you. You're calling. Right here right now. If you want to watch us taste these K-Aid pickles, we'll do it in Twitch before our gaming stream. Twitch.tv.tv.com. I'm sure the radio listeners have had enough of us

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