The Show - GREEN ON TOP
Episode Date: October 15, 2026Normally you’d get a half-assed recap right here. But as you’ll hear in this episode, Josh & Cody are opening a dispensary. Green On Top. 1744 West Genesee on Tipp Hill. Because of tha...t, we’ve been busy all day & don’t have time for a recap!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
The Cocoa Pots.
I know that show.
You're doing it.
you're on it and you do it.
Who does?
You do.
I do. I do watch it.
Listen, I, uh, can everybody shot for a minute?
Because I don't know if I would want this or not, but I saw the billboard when I was coming in.
Okay.
You see there's a burn dairy pumpkin cookie.
Yes, yes, yes.
I've been to three.
None of them had it so far.
What is it?
I don't know, but I've been to three locations and none of them have them.
You have a literal end of burned dairy.
You can't get nothing.
There's no hook, no plug?
Oh, my God.
No, no.
That stuff.
is out of control. It's a pumpkin ice cream.
What is it? Oh, pumpkin cookie? Pumpkin cookie witch. Oh, you bud.
Pumpkin cookie witch, bro. Creamy pumpkin flavored ice cream sandwiched between two chocolate chip
cookies. Yeah. All right. So it is pumpkin ice cream. Yeah. And you can't find it and you want it
real bad? Yeah. Yeah. And I just assumed, oh, this will be easy. I don't. It's a hot item, bud. I don't
many locations.
Auburn has him,
text signs says.
He ain't going to Auburn.
That's a drive.
I'm not going all the way
to Auburn.
I'm not going to
Auburn.
But yeah, I don't.
I'll get my hands on it.
Oh, I love when they dabble
in a new cookie witch.
Don't you doubt that.
Well, it's limited to time.
And what makes me nervous
is if it had a pumpkin face
on it, I'd be okay,
but it looks like a witch.
And that's like Halloween-specific.
Unless we go to some of your mom's houses.
You're afraid.
If anybody has a, uh,
uh,
a lead.
If everybody's got a lead on a...
If you bring us some pumpkin cookie witch,
I'll grab a handful of whatever we got in that promo closet.
Yeah, you go root around in there.
I will.
Bring us a pumpkin cookie witch.
You can get anything you want out of the promo closet
and you can take one of our former owner's suits.
That's what you get.
That's the tradeoff.
Yes.
Obviously.
We're starting to hand out the clothes.
Obviously.
It is a third.
That means Cocoa Puffs tonight.
Help your boy.
Find one of these sandwiches.
Maybe you can eat it on tonight show.
Maybe that'll be part of your cookie witch.
Don't smoke out of it.
We don't want to sully the cookie witch like that.
I mean, I'm interested.
I mean, I could, but no, yeah.
I mean, that.
You see one in the greater Syracuse area,
and Coco could grab one, let us know.
Or at least.
Who got to restock.
Or at least like a shout out where there's some,
because I went to the one in East Cuse,
not even a, not even a,
spot for them, these places that I'm going to, by the way.
Yeah, okay.
Not one in East Q's.
Not the one up by me.
What's it?
I'm like the, it's like a turnpike.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not there.
And then one more, what's the one?
By Stateford Boulevard?
Right over on Brooklyn Pickle.
Oh, that one's on West Tennessee?
Yeah.
All right.
I don't know, dude.
The freak.
I don't know what to tell you, bud.
The frick.
And I'm not, I don't know, I'm so traumatized from
past experiences with this that I'm not even asking the employees.
You walk in, you look, well, maybe you're not going to the right spot.
I do the look everywhere where there would be a pumpkin cookie wheel.
Who's got, uh, who's out there driving for Burn Derry right now?
Who's making your morning deliveries?
I know we've got people listening.
If a case falls off the back of a truck.
Or just tell them where to get them before they sell out today.
My boy wants a pumpkin, not a pumpkin spice is it's a pumpkin cookie way.
So it's just the pumpkin ice cream in the middle of the cookies?
Mm-hmm.
Which still, I still want.
You still want, he wants it.
I still want.
I mean, I did make another pumpkin pie yesterday with the rest of the pumpkin pie filling I had,
but it's in a chocolate graham cracker crust because I wasn't looking.
You say the rest of your pumpkin pie.
What was the first one?
I don't remember the first one.
I made the mini ones where I used the rum extracts in it instead of the vanilla.
That's right.
Which made it just very, it was good.
It wasn't too sweet.
I thought I screwed up the whole thing, but nobody put it in a chocolate.
So you made two pies this week.
because you brought me a slice of the apple pie during my wife.
Yep, I made an apple pie?
Wow!
Well, this is the season.
Domesticated ass bitch over here.
And then once, now that I've done that,
then I've already started to be like, all right, now what can I mix?
Like what type of pies?
Like, what can I mix to make, you know, a cranberry apple pie or a...
And then he gets extra.
This is what happens.
Yeah.
This is what happens.
He gets extra about it.
Because I can do something with that pumpkin.
I'm excited that we're entering a cookout.
cut out cookie season.
Yeah.
Because my wife makes the best cut out cookies.
I don't know how long they lasted.
Mm-hmm.
So I finally threw away last years.
From us?
Yeah.
In the freezer.
Oh, they were the freezer.
In the freezer they last a while.
I wasn't sure because I was like, it's almost by a year.
I'm about to get more.
She makes a big huge batch and then we'll put like half them in the freezer.
Yeah.
And then throughout the winter they come out.
Oh, and I thought a couple in like the spring.
Mm-hmm.
They were just a little dry.
I love a cutout cookie.
Anyways.
I figured October we're good.
Happy Thursday.
We are live.
Lots to get to today.
I've got to ask you tickets to give away.
We got a big super fun announcement we're going to tell you about later on in the morning.
Of course, all of the things.
Buddy, I wanted to check that out.
Buddy and chat says this Saturday soapbox derby.
It's the tip hill derby.
I didn't even know this was a thing until.
like a couple weeks ago.
Right?
And I'm definitely going to have a car in it next year.
Yeah.
Definitely going to have a car in this next year.
Oh, we'll be on top.
We'll be out there doing it on top.
All right.
And see, you can, you can, my kid is going.
Husband will be happy to pass a ticket to Uncle Coco.
You really want to go.
You really want to go to Monster Jam, buddy.
I mean.
It's Monster Jam.
Monster Jam.
It always has looked like a crazy time.
I've never been to a monster jam.
So wait a minute.
One drag strip thing once at the grandstand.
Hold on.
How are they, isn't Cuse at home next week?
No.
Oh, all right.
I thought they got the dirt in there.
They're waiting next week and then back for Halloween after Monster Jam.
Yeah, I do love Monster Jam, man.
It looks cool.
I just like the way the cars look.
That, you know, it's the, I don't know, that's the big monster trucks.
That unicorn one is cool looking.
It's hilarious.
I like the way it's aesthetically pleasing.
They do really, really cool, man.
They do really, really cool things.
And just the fact that, you know, I was going to say that they ain't opposed to do that.
It's just way.
too loud. Bring ear production, friends. That's what I've heard. Can you? I bet you can hear it outside
the dome. Oh my God, yeah. Can you? It's so loud. Oh, now I kind of want to go outside the dome to see how
loud it is just outside. I have been to multiple concerts at the dome and Monster Jam at the dome and Monster Jam is
so much louder than any concert I've been to. Yeah, no, I mean, just hearing those drag strip things.
You used to be able to hear Esta down the street in Bridgeport. Yeah. When we lived and it was
it was the same road, but it was, you know, all the way at the end,
and you could very easily hear them drive racing.
I live near Fulton Speedway.
I listen to the Speedway every weekend in the summertime.
I don't even, I don't like racing, but I did like that that I,
when I lived in Brewerton, that you could hear the Speedway.
That was just cool.
It was a neat thing.
It might be just being a child of Fulton, New York, Osswega County,
is that sound on the summer night?
It was just clutch.
It's just the most warm feeling.
I love it.
There was just something about it.
It gave it like a cool, you know,
Like a city with...
It's an atmosphere.
Yeah, like an atmosphere.
City with a sports team and the game's going on or whatever.
I love that.
I still love it.
I don't know if they're still racing at the Speedway.
I think they're done probably for the season, but...
Yeah.
Because they had Outlaw weekend.
I think that's maybe the end of it.
Dirt week.
Then Dirt Week up in a swing of baby.
Get out of dirt week.
And I just love the sound of Fulton Speedway.
That's why I like the, you can hear all the teams announcing around me.
Oh, that's fun.
You can hear sometimes all the way down and I don't know.
I'm assuming West Hill or whoever's down there.
You can hear Corker in very well.
When I was at OCC, I can almost hear them announce people's names clearly up here.
When I was at Stella Park and Chittango on Sunday,
there must have been a football game on Sunday.
That's right there.
And it was right there.
That is right behind it.
It was exciting.
Chittango, I mean.
They a good football team?
Well, I think, maybe.
I don't really know.
I just know that they do have a top-notch concession stand.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
You've been.
it.
Yep, a couple of times.
How come?
That was the one where my uncle got inducted for running real fast through the woods.
That's right.
Faster than other people.
And then I had a cousin go there.
Mm-hmm.
We played there a couple different times.
I don't know if we played Chittendeno or not.
They always had a couple real good options,
and tendies a couple times.
I forgot I'm getting back into that, man.
We had our first basketball practice yesterday morning at 6 a.m.
6 a.m. baby.
Kids be here.
And they did it.
When the gym's available.
I picked them up from school.
I go, how is that 6 a in practice?
Unnecessary.
I was putting on buckets.
Let's putting on buckets.
All right.
Drain in it.
They're in it.
I'm Larry Bird.
I'll be on my central New York tour of indoor gyms here very, very soon and reporting back on the various concessions.
Yeah, but what's the shoes, though, this year?
The shoes.
Who should I say?
I'll tell you guys the shoes, it's going to seem, they're very expensive, and I don't want it to seem like a flex.
But he has to buy you.
new shoes.
But there's nothing you can do anymore.
It's either that or you get ones where their ankles break.
I don't want this to be, oh, must be nice.
It's his one shoes for the year.
As a sports parent, this is, there's nothing you can do.
I will tell you.
Hold on a second.
They're a very specific pair.
They don't buy the shoes for it.
That are getting delivered today.
It is the Nike KD-19s.
They're called like the purple.
I'll show you on my phone.
Let's see Nike KD-19s.
Nike KD 19s.
Oh, I like those.
Purple?
Purple.
Type in purple.
Do you see that?
I see them.
I like those.
That's this year's shoes.
I like those.
KDs.
We went with KDs this year.
I like how there's a lot of detail in them but all one color.
Yeah, they're pretty nice.
They're pretty cool.
Is Phoenix purple?
No, but this is the move.
No, they don't.
I was just wondering because I was going to say that's the look now is that your shoes have to be crazy different from your uniform.
That's how you get notice on the court.
Yeah, right.
Like if you're back in the 1900s, it was like you wore orange sneakers.
to match your orange jersey.
Or we would have got racked if we weren't all wearing the same.
Now it's like you want,
these kids want their sneakers to be ridiculous.
You're lucky that he didn't say that he was going to switch left and rights
or with somebody else so they could get different colors.
I don't know who the player was.
But remember I told you,
it was a player, either last year or two years ago
or the left and right shoe were different.
Yeah.
Because again, it's how you noticed on the corporal.
You noticed out there.
So that's kind of like,
everyone's run the same jersey.
That's kind of their flex to have like ridiculous sneakers.
Like pink ones.
There's like a...
The pink ones are cool.
Pink ones are cool.
There's a floral pattern that one guy has.
Yeah, I was just saying...
That I saw a player.
Oh, no, these are different.
I don't like these ones.
The 18.
I don't like the 18s.
And Trippin is right in chat.
When it comes to sports, I'm lucky in the fact that all I got to buy is sneakers.
I don't got to buy pads.
Yeah.
All this hockey gear going into the hockey season or football season.
Sneakers and maybe some socks.
Nope.
And with like golf.
A mellow ball shoes.
Yeah, different on each side.
All those.
You get stuff.
You don't have to, I mean, upgrade eventually, but you're good for a little bit.
But the black ones are cool, too.
Especially because I made him wear his old golf cleats this year.
I didn't get him new golf cleats.
Bro, I had to wear the same golf cleats.
Sorry, bud.
We ain't going crazy with $200 pair of sneakers every six months.
That ain't boston.
Ain't boston, bud.
But now I'm getting into it, man.
Basketball season right around the corner.
No, I can't ever get them because they're obviously too much,
and I don't have any need for them, but I love shoes.
I do too.
I'm just not a shoe guy.
Yeah, me either.
Look at Katie.
My kid gets a new $350 to $4 a dollar bat every year or every other year.
Oh my goodness.
You have to buy your own bats now?
Yeah, because the back in the day, Little League.
Yeah, literally was like, here's the four they give you.
And then you used the one kid's bat.
Like one kid had a parent that bought him a bat.
And you could use that.
Yep.
Can I use Jimmy's bat?
Yeah.
Can use your bat.
Damn, that's nice.
That's nice.
These baseball kids now, they got all the gear.
Some of these are just so cool.
You're looking at sneakers?
I would just start being like, well, I could just get these ones real quick.
Yeah, I wouldn't know.
Like, where am I wearing sneakers?
That's what I'm saying.
I have no need for a $100 pair of shoes.
To show off my basketball sneakers.
But if you go to a foot locker nowadays, like not only, like, maybe I'm sound or old.
I feel like back in the day, like Jordan would release a pair a year.
Or maybe not.
Every other year, whatever, yeah.
And now it's like, once a quarter, there's a new sneaker at the, like, I don't know.
Or a new Jordan every once.
Every color way or all that.
Every two months.
Yeah.
Man.
Yeah.
No.
That or they don't look as comfortable.
Some of them.
Yeah, not have them look comfortable to me.
They're like, oh, that's what the kids like.
Or they look so comfortable that they don't look comfortable.
Like that, I can't wear that.
It's too big.
They look heavy sometimes.
Yeah, yeah.
Tonight is a Coco Puffs night.
I've seen that show.
Smirk or burr with our bubble boy, boy, Cody.
Tonight 7 o'clock on twitch.tv slash the show or the show.
Dot FM.
It's a good time.
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Because I play Superman with a live alligator.
And if I let him down, if my arms and legs get tired.
He jumps out of a window.
So there's an interesting thing happening.
at least in my social media algorithm,
where people who are like,
I guess my grandma's age are passing away.
Like people in their 80s.
It's not a new thing.
Yeah, that's.
No, you can laugh.
It's fine.
Like, oh.
Yeah.
But it's like, interesting.
When that happens,
you got to do something with their stuff.
Yeah.
And, like, I don't know, like, do you do an estate sale,
do you donate to the thrift store or whatever.
But in their stuff, and I've seen two different stories just this week,
it seems like a lot of our grandfathers saved World War II ordinances,
like weapons and grenades and unexploded things.
Yeah, how easy it probably was to bring stuff back back then?
I saw one video earlier this week where this mom was like,
after my father passed away, we're cleaning out his stuff.
And it was a big artillery shell.
Yeah, back World War II.
That she'd been using to prop the pantry door.
I love it.
That's hilarious.
And she's like, I guess we should move this.
Why?
Why?
And they call in the bomb squad and it's live.
It's a live ordinance.
Yeah.
And they're like, ah.
All right.
You've been playing with some fire.
You tell somebody from World War II.
No, you can't bring that back.
You know what I mean?
Like after everything they went through, okay.
No, no, yeah.
Get on the plane, bud.
So now in Austin, Texas.
There's just a family goes to an estate sale, purchases boxes,
and while sorting through the boxes, they discovered,
what appeared to be World War II era grenades.
Oh, no.
Yeah, you, I mean, I would assume they're fine.
But they never are.
But you've got to go get.
They're like, hey, man, you've been propping your.
pantry door with an explosive device.
No, I mean, I bet like if they pulled the pin, they're probably, you know, duds by now,
but still to have them.
I don't know if they do.
Who knows more than this?
I'm not risking that.
Somebody listening knows more than us.
How long would a grenade stay good?
For forever?
For forever.
Because I'd imagine, right?
Because what's long as that trigger thing is in there, right?
Austin police responded to the unusual call on the department's bomb squad,
confirmed that the grenades were both live and active.
Handling 80-year-old explosives with unknown stability is dangerous, precise work, they said.
Officers safely seized and removed the grenades without incident.
Officials capped the episode with a dry observation, whatever that means.
No injuries were reported.
And the one I saw, they took disordance way out to the woods, buried it, and blew it up.
Might as well.
Because I guess like it shoots BBs all over the place.
Yeah, might as well blow it up.
And if you're going through your grandpa's stuff, your great-grandpa's stuff,
maybe great-grandma saved great-grandpa, that would where his girdage.
It was just his, is it, his paperweight.
Be careful out there.
I keep my taxes down to this.
Taxline says these can be used indefinitely unless exposed to moisture.
Getting a little damp on them.
Got a lot about a damp.
Yep.
Dan and chat says can still work after 100 years.
the production is stored properly.
So be careful.
I know so many of you are going to these estate sales now.
Which is crazy because if you think about it,
it's almost getting there.
What?
100 years.
100 years.
Oh, yeah.
That's wild.
Yeah, we're getting close.
Yeah, you never know what's just going to be in a box.
If yeah, get it out of here.
Yeah, I don't know.
My grandpa brought back all these explosives from World War II for some reason.
This box was crap.
I don't give me a nickel.
I can't bring hand sanitizer on a plane.
Right.
After World War II, guys were bringing back crates of grenades on the plane.
Well, they're all dead now so I can blow up all their spots.
My dad purchased that very unnecessary Russian bayonet gun thing from the Vietnam that brought it back just on top of his trunk.
Like he said that the story was that it was just sitting there before they left.
He opened up his trunk of his things.
Put it inside.
sat it there, closed it, and was like,
worst they take it from me.
But it made it all the way back? And nobody ever took it from it.
And then why did Frank need to buy it?
I have no idea.
I have no idea why he thought.
He needed a rifle with a bayonet out of it?
No, he got it for me.
What? He got it for you?
Yes, that's what, I don't.
As a gift?
Yeah, I don't, I do not have it.
It's gone now.
But like, like, that's, like, that's, like, I remember trying, when he told me, I'm like,
when have I ever, when have I ever, when?
have I ever expressed interest?
And now what the F do I do with this?
Thanks for giving me 20 felonies.
Yeah, like now I got to, now I...
Here's indefinite felonies.
Right, like, I think this is illegal for me to have that.
Oh, 100,000 of bajillion.
Which is why he doesn't have it anymore.
Yeah, I legitimately do not.
Authorities.
But, like, it was illegal to even have the style of gun.
Yeah.
Like, if you look up what it is, it's just crazy.
That was crazy.
But no, it was worth...
Cody, I bought you.
This is good.
Yeah.
Thanks, Dad.
Because I remember him, like, undoing the towel or the blanket with it in it.
And I remember me instantly, because you've said it, I don't really have the poker face.
Yeah.
So it was immediate.
Yeah.
What is this?
Literally around the time of probably Columbine.
What is this?
No, no, no.
It was, uh, I can't even remember.
Way after?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Collegers.
But still.
I thought he was giving his teen son.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, no.
That's fun.
It was like, what am I supposed to?
It was at his crazier years.
Yeah.
Like, what do you want me to do with this now?
Did you say how much your car? How much he bought it for?
$500.
He paid $500?
Oh, it's worth more.
I wish I remember the exact name because gun people would be like, oh, yeah, that's worth it.
Yeah?
Because the guy was dying from Agent Orange.
Oh, that's sad.
Yeah.
But like.
And he had to sell off his gun that he smuggled back from Vietnam.
Might as well.
It's like.
Frank, that's why I tried to tell him, write a book
Before your old ass dies
Was it called an S-KS, Chad is asking?
I can't remember.
It was some like Russian
A.K.
Something.
Bayon at the end.
Thanks, Frank.
Very unnecessary for anybody to have.
Coming up in the 7 o'clock hour,
well, we have a big super huge announcement for you.
We're going to tell you something.
A little secret we've been keeping.
And I've got tickets I'm going to give you to the Sulele game.
And?
Yeah, busy.
busy seven o'clock hour, bud.
Dude, you're spoiling them.
But, um, let's talk about science and some science things that have been doing things.
Listen, it ain't so bad to be bald.
Can I just say, it ain't the worst thing in the world.
No, you don't have to worry about doing your hair all the time, you're getting haircuts and such.
Everybody's getting these hair plugs now and these hair treatments.
It's going nuts.
Yeah, a lot of people are doing the...
I saw somebody say that in the future, being bald would be a sign of poor.
Because if you're wealthy, you can afford hair now.
You go turkeying at those plugs.
Aren't they just taking it from your back?
Oh, I don't know how they do it.
Because how does that work?
Well, hold that thought because this is an example of...
I got a...
I got a crop.
Well, S&L did that sketch where they replace your bald head with your pubes.
Did you remember that?
Yes.
They have these big tuft of pubs on there.
They're just taking back hair.
No, this is an experimental.
treatment called hair banking to help fight future baldness by collecting the hair you have
right now and saving it.
That's not how that works.
You don't get to just tape it back.
You don't just get to tape it back on once you're...
No, it's the follicles.
So what they do...
So they want you to propagate your hair now.
You're going to harvest it, yeah.
That way you get the roots growing out, put in a little cup of water.
Uh-huh.
Sprout's roots
Plop that boy right in the middle
Plug it right back in
Here's how it works
I guess you'd have to go in
Like it doesn't say when you would start this
Like would you go in like 24
And be like hey I think I may be bald later
Let's harvest this a little bit
Yeah because they can
You can tell the jeans now
Or just like
When it goes from where to wear
If it's like oh yeah
You're probably going to a little bit
So we can start
Everyone does a little
I assume
Everyone would love to tout the old
Well if your mother's
father's bald, then you'll be bald.
Well, guess what?
Cousin Jay and I'd like to have a word of you.
Yeah, that's not the case at all.
Because our grandfather, both of our mother's father,
had the fullest, most luscious head of hair you ever seen.
Yeah.
Rest in peace, Don Cook.
I think there was just...
Cousin Jay and I both bald bastards.
I think there were just too many coincidences with that.
Yeah.
It's a lie.
It's a lot.
So everyone went with it.
It's a lie.
Because there's no way that that's a gene, right?
It's not a way to trace it.
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
That'd be crazy if they were like,
oh, no, no, actually, science.
There's actually a-
So I'm walking around.
Gene in there, you just must have missed it.
I'm walking around peacock in my old teens, early 20s.
I'm like, I got nothing to worry about.
Strut and full bush.
My grandpa has a full head of hair.
He's also an alcoholic with dementia,
but he's got full head of hair.
Bada, boom.
Tons of hair.
And then Cousin J and I both bald, lies.
You're being lied to you.
Yeah.
No, you are.
Or the other option, Cousin J is maybe
that wasn't our grandfather.
And we never met our real grandfather.
That's also,
you never know what Val's up to, Coco.
You never know.
I did.
She's partying.
I knew what she was up to.
So,
single hair follicles,
like between 100 and 120,
are collected from a patient's head,
and then put in like a freezer,
a cryopreservation situation.
Okay.
Where they save all your hair.
And then I guess you come back,
later. Cells
have then multiplied, like the hair
starts to clone. Yeah.
And they're like, hey, you want your hair?
We got it in this tray over here.
And you put it back on.
You got your tray of hair over here and you're like, yeah, it's pop it back in there.
Can't right back in there.
There are a few roadblocks, for one.
The cloning process has not been approved by the FDA.
I guess that makes it.
But why?
Why do they care?
Again, can they do something?
Can you do something FDA?
I don't know what you mean.
I've only ever heard for my entire life.
All these things that are making millions of dollars,
every vitamin and drink and that and everything else is these are not been evaluated by the FDA.
Can you evaluate one thing?
The thing about the FDA is you're not supposed to know it's working.
Like if it's just working and keeping our meats and vegetables,
non-poisonous, which they now are,
Now we're seeing what the FDA does because our current FDA is not really doing much of anything.
But like just take, while you got a little downtime, take a look at this.
Take a peek of that vitamin C.
Take a look at this.
Just real quick.
Just real quick, check out that vitamin C for a minute so you can be like, it is evaluated.
It is safe.
We're going to be investigating beef tallow.
Because I love it.
There are issues with access and cost.
Hair banking isn't widely available yet.
It costs similar to a hair transplant, ranging from 5,000 to 20,000.
You still got to go over to turkey.
Yeah.
Get the hair plugs.
Don't worry.
I'll have my doctor that did it on my podcast.
Yeah.
Listen, I support your gender for me, care, whatever you got to do.
I just don't.
I don't know if we need to go this crazy over a little bald head.
But if you got, I love being bald.
15 to 20.
I don't got to get haircuts.
I don't got to wake up and style any hair.
The amount of money I save on shampoo.
Amity of money I save on shampoo is great.
I want to be here.
I'm going to look like a totally different person.
But yeah.
Right.
Yeah, if you got that a little bit.
You got that money.
Because honestly, if I will give you a little credit.
And it's bothering you.
These hair transplants don't look bad.
They look pretty good once they're healed and stuff and you're not all bloody and weird.
No, uh, uh, uh, wrestler MJF had a good one.
He has a good one?
Yeah, that one's pretty good.
They've come a long way since like the two.
Pays of the 80s.
Or just that.
Like,
I don't even know how to explain it.
Like, looks like someone just took a pen.
Yeah.
Du-du-da-da-du-du-du-du-bub.
That weird.
Old, like the plugs of the 90s and it was just like.
And you just stare at it.
And it was like straw hair coming out of your head.
We've come a long way.
Yep.
No, we had a.
We had some two-pay people in my life.
It was just so funny.
I don't remember if we had any two-pay people.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sure I did.
I mean, I was around a lot of old vain Italian men who I'm sure.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes.
We're so good about keeping their hair quiet.
I bet a few of them were bald but underneath there.
There's one I'm thinking of the nice guy ever in the history of the universe,
but every so often, he would change it like you'd get a haircut.
And it would come back totally different.
It was like, oh.
That's hilarious.
He turns out the style.
That's hilarious.
All right.
But not one, nobody I think ever, ever made one joke.
That's how much everyone liked him.
Dudes who, like, they had thinning hair for a while,
and then every week you see them, it's getting thicker and longer.
You're like, I, that, I don't think that's how hair works,
but good for you, bud, go get it.
But yeah, I say just get rid of it, though, if you're gonna, like, your style.
It's so nice.
I mean, unless you like the skull it.
Yeah.
But,
can't rid of this color.
I mean,
the biggest victim here is my wife,
who married a man with long hair
and was actually attractive
and now she's stuck with a fat, bald loser.
But I bet she likes that more than...
I don't know.
You're...
Oh, he was always doing wacky things.
He was always dying it green.
I did make it weird, yeah.
Right?
So, nope, I like his bald head.
Thanks.
People that marry the baldheads,
they don't have signed up for.
They ain't on their hair form.
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Nah.
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No, we, uh...
Because here's what you do.
You tease it and you roll them in.
That's what you do.
Then...
That's what you do.
You got them.
Listen, we've learned anything over this last year.
You've got to diversify.
You got to have lots of, uh...
Lots of irons in the fire.
You got to be doing a lot of things.
In times of uncertainty where...
Yeah.
You are not...
In control of your own destiny?
Or being looked after by anybody.
that's...
So we hope to be doing...
We're gonna keep doing the show, obviously.
We are the show in the morning always.
The show.com for links and live streams and all of that.
Yeah, you're stuck.
You're stuck.
You're stuck with us.
I like waking up with you guys and doing silly things in the morning.
And I like our little community.
There's nothing you can do about that.
I don't have to tell you.
I always tell people that I compare this show to when you'd get to high school
and you'd check in with your friends in the hallway before you start your date.
That's how I kind of feel like this is now.
Yeah.
All of us check in with each other.
We get our day.
We're like, all right, you got this.
You got, all right.
Yeah.
I'll be in the gut.
Okay, see you later.
Have a good day.
That's what I like this show to be.
I can do this.
But what is the rest of our day going to look like?
Well, we're going to be busy.
Gigolo and eight, paying the bills.
Because you guys, this is kind of a big deal,
and we've been keeping a secret for you from you for a while now.
And the news is, where are you going?
Where?
Coco and I.
You know I have props.
Coco and I are opening a dispensary.
That's real words.
and we got approval from the O.C.M. yesterday.
We passed all of our inspections.
Yep.
And we are getting in the weed business.
We're big boys now.
We're big boys now.
Yep.
The name of the dispensary is green on top.
It is on tip hill.
It is 1744 West Genesee Street in Syracuse, right down from Brooklyn Pickle.
A perfect location.
Perfect location.
It is cute.
It is curated.
Social media is up.
Green on top, and why are all the accounts if you want to follow us there.
So our goal going forward is show in the morning weed the rest of the day.
And you can stop by.
We will be working at our shop.
Yeah.
We will be there.
We will be there.
This will be in an actual.
Every day.
We'll be there.
Hustling are the brands that we love, the things that we told you about,
the products that we've done through Coca-A-Puffs and then lunch buds
and all these great brands that we met and all these people that are so cool.
and we want to work with them and put our favorite products out on the shelves for all of y'all.
Because, yes, we've been smoking the reefer for these past, you know, however many years that it's been legal, whatever.
But I've also been wrecking my brain with studying things.
Yeah, there's like, we love all of our friends in the Dispo business,
but we just think we could do stuff a little different and a little better the way we want to do it.
So we're going to do it.
I like to have the ability to help you guys and pass a lot.
the knowledge of the different products and stuff like that.
So I think it's going to be, it's going to be fun.
So show in the morning, we shop the rest of the day.
Stop by and see us.
Shop opens at 10.
Now, here's the problem.
And I only got two employees so far.
And you're looking at them.
So because of that.
I woke Dale.
We got to hire some people.
I'm saying, one of them is me.
We got to hire some people.
First order of business.
Now that the OCRM has said you've passed all your inspections, first order of business.
is we got to hire.
If you go to those green on top social media pages,
you will see the Indeed link that I posted the other day.
I've been posting on those pages for a while,
and you didn't even know it was me probably.
It is up there to fill out the Indeed application.
Also, tonight at the spot, 1744 West Genesee Street,
open interviews from 4 to 7 p.m.
Now, I am not doing it.
We have a consult.
What's the word I'm saying?
Oh, I don't know.
Just someone that's coming to do that.
I would imagine they have people that do that stuff.
I'm not screwing up an interview.
I don't know how to interview people.
That's a, well,
I like to use this phrase,
but I got to figure out what it is before I keep trying to use it.
That's over my skis.
We got a consultant doing the interviews tonight.
So Cody and I won't be there tonight.
We've got our buddy holding it down.
And consultants,
because I don't know how to interview people.
He didn't even interview me.
So open interviews at green on top tonight.
Terrible employee.
4 to 7 p.m.
If you want to stop by, we'd love to hear anybody who wants to get in the biz.
You want some hours at the dispo.
You know, listen.
That's just so cool.
It's going to be fun.
We're looking forward to it.
Such a fun new adventure.
New adventure, new layer, show in the morning, weed shop during the day, guys, all right?
How do you like that?
Come do business with us.
Green on top, NY, on all the socials.
That's right.
I kept that secret.
My stepfather's doing all the dispensary interviews tonight.
First question.
Do you plan on leaving the,
door open. Because if you do, turn around right now.
Next. Also, lights on after you leave a room?
I went to interview with this new dispenser. For some reason, the guy just kept asking about
if I'm going to turn off the lights or leave the door open.
Do you know not to run up the phone bill?
Josh, get off the phone. We're trying to take orders. Uh-huh. Do you use...
First question, are you available to move the dock on Saturday, huh?
Do you know how to touch a thermostat?
Uh-huh, because you shouldn't.
No?
Perfect.
Hired.
Good.
Uh-huh.
Welcome.
Yeah, good morning.
Happy Thursday.
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You will see us at it.
We're going to be running the place.
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How do you do? Welcome.
So, I don't like when McDonald's
teases me with these boo buckets
because they're not real boo buckets.
They're kind of their buckets,
but like the top that's not the boo part.
No, it's their version of boo buckets now.
It's the way they described it like,
one is a couple years ago
where it's just, nope,
these are just,
boo bucket was a thing.
It's not just only the thing you're used to.
It's part of it.
It was backlash one of the years, and I remember one of the guys, backlash.
One of the, you know, rich people, they're being like, well, nope, those boo bucket changes every year.
So it's just this year's boo bucket.
Well, they're going to be doing this theme, this year's theme.
They got to be out by now.
It's almost Halloween.
No, I look, remember I was just complaining about the, what was I just saying?
Like Wendy's has got some out.
There's come out soon.
I just saw a little ad for it.
And I was just randomly saying it.
I think while we were playing golf yesterday.
They come out on Tuesday.
So now we'll see you next Tuesday.
Hey, hey, hey.
And this year's theme is Disney Villains.
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Scar from the Lion King, Cruella DeVille from 101 Dalmatians,
Ursula from the Little Mermaid,
and Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty.
Ursula.
And the Red Jafar from Aladdin.
Trinsal.
Wait, what?
You remember Jafar?
in the cave?
Oh,
Oh, I was thinking of like,
they don't have different versions
in the FAR.
Find the scarab.
The Kruhella DeVille one.
Wait, what's it?
I'm sorry, what?
Burr.
That's the scene,
would you far?
And what was the first part, though?
Find the scarab.
Anybody who play the Aladdin game
knows exactly what I'm referencing.
Yeah, but then you only get
to about another level
and then you're like,
screw me.
No, because that was the lead
into the stupid cave level
with the lava
and you're on the carpet
and you've got to find the other half of the scarab
and he goes
and then you go in
I'm sorry, just give me
I like it. I'm basically
Mikey Winslow, warrior
I can't even tell what the difference
with you and just audio of the game.
Each bucket comes with a
happy meal of your choice
and a sheet of stickers inspired by said villain.
The scar one.
That one's cool.
That's just the teaser video.
They're all cool.
I like them all.
That's the teaser video of all them showing their eyes.
So that, like...
I like them.
This replaces the standard boom?
Wait.
I'm not going to get gobbling or ghost or pumpkin?
No.
Oh, I get multiple variations of boo buckets this year.
Yeah, it's different.
There was no theme last year.
Oh, people...
Oh, that's a good idea for boo buckets.
What?
Use it as a, like, the base for a planter.
The green one.
Oh, that's smart.
Yeah.
That's smart.
That's neat.
And then you go get the scarab.
Brom.
Pishin.
He's my boss now.
Video game.
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Happy Thursday.
Cocoa Puffs tonight.
Oh, I'll do that.
That sounds fun.
7 o'clock.
You can show off some of the products coming soon to green on top.
Tune in is just meat and an actual bowl of cocoa.
My phone.
What?
What?
I found the cookie wish, the pumpkin cookie witch.
I got them.
We're going to eat four.
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Problem is you got to work for me and I am a hard ass. I am not a good person.
He's not. He's not. He hits. He hits a lot. I like you at this price point I can hit.
That's the problem. At this price point. That's the problem. I can't hit. This price point,
he can hit. So a young woman got locked out of her apartment and her and her roommate have a
cat. And I love these videos when
she's trying to convince the cat to jump up
to open the door for her. Oh, I love it. That or a dog?
Yeah. No, no, no, no, come here. Or even a toddler. You ever see the video like the kid
is inside and you're outside and he's like, ha? And you're like, no, no, no. Oh, spit, open
the hand. The thing you do all the time. Open the door for real, though. What?
So this is a cat?
Yes, you can do it. You can do it. Just press it down.
Go, dude, keep trying.
She did it.
She was like doing pepperoni's right by the handle,
and the cat's like jumping up,
and then it finally got the handle.
That's, I love it.
Awesome.
I love it.
As much of A-holes as cats are, they really are.
They're smart.
They're smart, man.
They're knowledgeable little things.
I love those are the one where you set,
and then after they show their face,
and the cat or dog is just,
come here.
I did it.
Oh, what I do.
You get a treat is what you get.
How do you do, friends?
How do you do?
Oh, I'm good.
I don't even see you there.
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That's going to be good.
We're going to have lots of fun.
We're going to have a lot of fun tonight.
I tell Cody has all these new products to show you.
I still have things I want to show you.
Yeah.
You guys are all aware of our secret now.
It's that we're opening a dispensary,
and that's because we've got all these products to test.
That's why.
were overwhelmed with choice.
Yep. Yep.
There is so much.
No, the coming soon, my least favorite product.
No, I'm kidding.
Ah, now the real turns.
Here we go.
No, honestly, I have my not favorites,
but that's what's been fun about all this is,
I don't hate it, but I mean, at the end of the day,
it's really getting a little high on it.
Listen, this guy breaks the window of a tech company in Arizona.
He's not a smart criminal.
What company?
Tech company.
So like, you know how like...
Just like an office building?
No, like, remember when you used to go like towards Fayville and there was that big Mac logo on the building and they would repair Macs and in the window that would have like computers and stuff?
Oh yeah.
Or like you'd go to the mall and Comp USA would have stuff in the window.
Oh, someone was like...
So this guy saw the things in the windows and he's like, I'm going to steal those.
So he smashed the window.
Those people always get away with it.
No, he didn't.
I sent your sarcasm.
He didn't.
Yeah. He, uh, he stole a bunch of empty boxes.
Ah.
Because they're just the displays, bro.
Yep.
They're just the displays.
That's hilarious.
That's, you're not going to get anything from the displays.
And now you're in big trouble for nothing.
I come in, the window was smashed to pieces.
Just him grabbing the boxes and taking them out with him.
Just empty boxes.
Our computers were right there in front of them.
They just steal the boxes instead.
Really low IQ.
They just stole empty boxes.
Everyone was laughing about it.
I'm just glad no one was.
heard.
The computers were right there.
They saw the stuff, but figured.
They thought the new ones were in the box.
They don't want the ones that are out.
Did they not, like, when I pick up a box,
I can tell you if there's nothing in it.
You know what I mean?
Good point.
Good point.
a scam that people on Amazon do where they'll take the box and they'll fill it with like rocks and stuff.
I've seen that.
Or like Lego kits, they'll fill full of pasta.
That's the one I've seen.
Because it rattles like Legos.
Yep.
That's the one I've seen.
Security camera footage captured a man shattering glass window at a tech company.
Around 2 a.m.
The suspect stuck half of his body through the blinds, shoved a bunch of, shoved dozens of Mac mini computer boxes out the window.
So they're like this big.
They like a size of a shoe box for a Mac Mini.
All right.
despite the break-in, the suspect did not steal anything of value.
I mean good for...
They confirmed the suspect took empty boxes while actual computers were sitting right in front of him.
At least they don't have to do a bunch of work.
Employees were relieved that no one was hurt and laughed at the mistake.
Wow.
The company has then filed the report with the police department trying to identify the man through security footage to assist in the investigation.
So they'll find him.
He's probably a guy doing this all the time.
But you know what, though?
I would just kind of laugh at it.
Have insurance pay for your window
and just let me put the pictures of them somewhere
so he doesn't do it again maybe,
but, you know, just I guess we got lucky.
Yeah.
That's, now we're going to place boxes.
I mean, my first stop is going to be go to Facebook marketplace
in Tempe, Arizona, and find a guy selling new Mac minis.
Yep.
Hey, where'd you get those?
Hey, what are those?
He's a brand new inbox.
Oh, open that box.
Let me see it.
I can't open the box right now.
You got to buy it.
You got to pay for it before I can tell it to you.
I'm sorry.
What?
I like the accent.
It's my first voice to get up.
I can't do.
Charre, you're just going to,
why do you meet me at your Home Depot?
I'll open the box.
We'll switch him out.
Syracuse is back in the dome this Saturday nights against Lowell.
That swell at the end.
It makes me tingle a little bit.
Yeah, I'm nervous.
You are?
Yeah, this one.
I wish we could figure out of it.
Why are all our quarterback so injured all the time?
14 and a half is the line.
Yikes.
It's not.
I don't know.
I'm just,
I don't know.
I'm a little more optimistic than I am for this one.
I don't know what it is.
It's going to happen.
They're just a pretty good team.
Bounce back win at home.
We're going to do it.
Feeling good about it.
They need it because then it's,
yeah, North Carolina, SMU Clemson.
Bounce back win at home.
That'd be cool.
And hey, do you want to go?
Yeah.
Because I got tickets.
I do.
No, you'll be there.
You'll be there.
Yeah.
I will.
Do you want to be Cody's date to the...
I mean, jokes aside if you want to be Cody's date to the game.
That's a talk in the text line.
But you right now can win a pair of tickets, courtesy.
A couple of friends, Empire Recycling and Syracuse Trailer Depot.
Both make these ticket window giveaways possible.
So thanks to our partners and friends for that.
Where are they, though?
Do I want them?
I think they're in Nick's pocket.
He's got to send an email.
Oh, there are no.
So we'll do classic phone giveaway.
You never too far.
You never too sold.
315, 424, 7, 7, 6, 2, 5.
Caller 10.
You're going to win next.
Thanks to our friends in Empire Recycling in Syracuse Trailer Depot.
I believe, and I don't want to talk out of school,
I believe we'll be doing these for a lot of home games,
giving away tickets.
So keep locked and loaded.
This is a fun year so far.
We're in it.
I know that the team might be whatever,
but just the atmosphere has been great
With the fun little upgrades.
The visiting teams have at least been kind of fun.
The glizzy cannon where they're shooting them hot dogs out of the cannon.
Launching dogs at your face.
It's a t-shirt.
Green on top, glizzy cannon coming very, yeah.
Launch something at you.
As we get closer to Halloween,
the TSA has had to put out some notes about if you're traveling for Halloween stuff.
Yeah, you can't.
Some things you can't.
Some things you can't.
Now, they did say you can wear a costume, which...
You're going to wear your costume on the plane?
That seems very unnecessary.
That doesn't seem convenient.
I'm thinking if you're going to do Halloween and you've got to do airport stuff,
use middle school rules, current middle school rules.
What is what?
No weapons?
Yeah, from what I understand, no weapons, no masks while you're inside.
Yeah.
When we're out for doing the parade real quick, put it on real fast, but not inside.
I want the mask inside.
Come on, pull ahead.
I'm going to need you to walk through this machine here.
Okay.
Can you take on the mask?
I can't take off my mask.
You need to take off your mask.
But then I don't ruin my costume.
I know, but you're at TSA.
Yeah, but then my pants and shirt will look weird without my mask.
Sir?
Sir, we know you're not the killer from scream?
Sir?
I know, but if I take my mask off, then my identity be revealed?
Sir, we are very aware you're not the Red Power Ranger.
But if I take my mask off, then all these people will know who I am.
Is this anybody here think he is, in fact, Darth Vader?
I actually do.
Sorry, I did.
And I would rather you not ruin the childhood whimsy I have, believing that Darth Vader's in line.
Would it help if he takes off his mask?
It's actually a large black man like the actual voice.
Does that help anything?
It would help actually if that could happen.
So don't wear your costume.
It's nice.
Don't wear your costume.
I mean, you wear it if it's comfortable.
But yeah, that's why.
You got giant-ass, like, angel wings or something?
Right, you imagine you're like, oh, sorry, I'm sorry, hold on.
Let me just sit out.
I'm middle seat, sorry, I'm middle seat.
Oh, I got.
I get it that you're being like...
Your costume is nutty professor.
But I kid a...
Fat, nutty professor.
Right, huh?
We all thought that it was great, but you can't be an angel slash devil.
So you got the wings and then the devil horns and then the little staffy thing.
Excuse me, I'm nutty professor.
I'm sorry.
They say, comfortable pajama like costumes are okay, but please keep the other.
elaborate, intense costumes packed away.
As usual, you can't be wearing anything metal.
You'll be asked to remove masks.
I can't remove my mask.
It's okay.
It's not movie quality.
They would know that I'm not the Batman.
They also say you should avoid full-face makeup because it'll make your, you know,
getting through TSA a lot harder.
In life.
In life, if you decide to put makeup on before you go to the airport to fly.
Just get to your destination and do the makeup, all right?
Yeah.
What's going on?
What is going on that they have to, like, put it out these.
The second they get off the plane, they got to go to their party.
Well, you know what I mean?
They're putting these out for a reason.
Yeah.
Because they've had to deal with this.
Oh, I can't.
I didn't know I couldn't have my full kiss makeup on.
I got to take it off, bro.
It took hours.
Or just like, oh, but I'm a medieval warrior.
I can't bring my life-like,
yeah, I'll get to that.
Swinging, dungeon ball with spikes.
Yeah, they say, no.
Do not bring any weapon like it.
accessories.
You won't be able to bring anything that looks explosive.
Even if it's fake.
Then you look bad the second you walk in,
if you're an army man and you've got grenades on your...
My grenades are part of my costume.
That's...
All right, well, you should...
There's people there are trained to watch for that stuff
and you're going to make them real nervous real quick.
You come into the place dressed like Rambo.
Someone's going to pull a gun on you.
I can't help you.
Be Rambo later.
Prop knives, swords, lightsaber.
brooms, pitchforks, and guns.
Can't bring a broom?
Can't bring a broom, I guess.
All right.
Give me it. Why?
Yeah.
Joe Biden.
Yeah.
Exactly.
You answered your own damn question right there, bud.
They're fine and checked bags, but none of those can be carry-ons.
Like we bitched about yesterday at the end of the show, everyone trying to bring carry-ons.
I'm just going to shove my broom and sword up here.
Excuse me.
Your giant bow staff.
Sorry, can I not fit these here?
I'm a Ninja Turtle.
My shell's got to go somewhere.
Where do I put my side?
Is that what they're called?
The size.
The little Raphael ones.
Yep.
Powder and liquid makeup are allowed.
And carry on.
But it needs to be less than 12 ounces.
Otherwise, you got to check it.
That's still a thing.
Yeah.
We're still worried about that?
You know, you see that.
That wasn't a, that's not the reason that we got hijacked, right?
Or 9-11?
It wasn't bombs.
Well, the shoe bomb guy really screwed us up.
It wasn't, 9-11 was one thing, but then that shoe bomb guy really screwed us.
He had liquid stuff.
Remember he had bombs in his shoes?
Yeah, but it was like...
I don't remember that story was so long ago.
I don't remember...
That's why we had to take shoes off.
But you don't got to do that anymore.
The last time we flew, keep in mind.
I didn't hate that.
Keep them on.
I don't mind.
The best experience of going through a TSA line is being yelled at for not knowing things
because you don't come to TSA every single day like they do.
This is not your job.
It's not my job, actually.
You're not on the email list.
No.
Like when the TSA, and again, I say this ingest because we have a lot.
because we have a lot of TSA agents and listen to us.
But you know my wife,
who is the sweetest human I know.
Yeah.
She's kind of,
she snapped her anger at me
because the TSA agent
kept yelling at this old woman
things that,
why would she know what you're saying?
She's not flying every day.
Why would she know anything that needs to be done?
Yeah.
She flew in 1970.
Tell you, no, no, be a big on bitch.
And she was like,
she was getting all flustered,
and my wife is like,
Like, I've never been to an x-ray machine.
Why would she know how to do all these things?
Be patient.
No, I get that.
Yeah, I was like, okay.
I don't like when you see that either.
I'm not here every day.
Yeah.
You are, you know the rundown.
No.
Shoes, laptops, cameras, bags.
Nope.
Sorry, I don't know.
I've never flown.
I'm 80.
Certain bags have to go in the tray, but other bags have to just go through the conveyor
belt.
No one knows that, but you.
No one knows that, but you.
Nope.
It'd be like Cody and I yelling at you because you don't
know what time our commercial breaks are.
Right.
To the minute or what live reads we have to do.
No, no, I remember when I went, I just, I took everything I had, put everything in the bin.
There's dare.
I took my shoes.
Yep. Everything.
Bell off.
All of it right in there.
Because I remember the person going, oh, you didn't need to put okay.
You better to do this.
And now you go in the machine where you put your hands up like this and I'm assuming it's
seeing my genitals, right?
I hope.
It's the only reason I go through any of those machines.
machines is that I want x-rays of my genitals somewhere.
And I assume that the, I guess, male and female TSA agents seek to see my genitals.
So they say, why don't you, hey, handsome.
I don't.
Why don't you come up here?
I don't even fly anywhere.
I just go to that.
You just go to that.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, a little treat for you.
Hey.
Yeah.
A little treat.
A little something for you.
Go.
Enjoy it.
Enjoy it.
Enjoy it.
Mm-hmm.
And you watch them look at it and you go, hey, you see.
You like do the thing where you look at their eyes and you try to look down and go, huh?
See anything?
on the uh,
on that x-ray?
If you like?
No, we...
Sir, we don't see...
Are you a eunuch?
We don't see anything.
You shave high there into your boobs.
Sir, we don't mean to offend you, but we literally don't.
There's nothing we see between your legs.
You don't see it?
Not this time, because I tucked it.
It's very tiny.
Candy of all sizes, we're going through the TSA rules for Halloween.
Is it no?
Candy's allowed.
Oh, oh.
But it's good practice to remove any large halls of candy from Karen.
on and maybe like check it.
So if you went trick-or-treating,
I don't understand the people
who are traveling for Halloween.
Well, we go to my grandmas in Georgia
because she has the best trick-or-treating.
I guess I can't relate to this at all.
Yeah, I was going to say,
this is a very unrelatable thing
because it's like, all right, we could trick-or-treat,
but we've got to get to the airport, though.
I mean...
Yeah, like, I'm not relating to any of this.
No, there's no time to stop at home.
There's no time to leave anything in the car.
Bring it all on the plane.
Second we get off the plane, we're going right trick-or-treating.
Have your costumes on.
You got your makeup?
Make-up.
Make-up is done.
We can do it on the plane.
Do it on the plane.
Like there's no, I...
Of all the holidays to travel for, Halloween is very much the stay-at-home.
Or it's holiday.
Or it's after.
And you're going through TSA and you're like, oh.
Got a crazy holiday.
From where?
Trigger-true-true.
When trigger-treating.
I've got to get home.
But I get home, though. I don't live in this state at all.
Why?
Because neighborhoods,
this neighborhood is the best neighborhood that do full bars.
Full bar, sort of.
I flew from New York to this.
This is my own to carry-on.
Your bag, yeah, it was full of candy.
Full-candy, what do I do?
Can I check it?
All right.
And then finally, in a nightmare scenario,
the TSA says, yes,
pumpkins, even carved jack-a-lanterns are allowed in your carry-on luggage.
I'm going for a contest.
Guys.
Do I take off my shoes?
Because I don't have any hands.
Can I go through?
I implore you.
Okay, X-ray.
Go.
X-ray me.
Show fam, I implore you.
What?
To give me any instance that you would need to fly with a pumpkin.
I enter a contest back home every year and I can't miss its tradition.
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, ma'amaw is going to die soon, so I have to last wish.
So when you get there, you get a pumpkin.
I got them.
I got them.
I can't think of any scenario where you need to fly with a pumpkin.
I'm not going to have time.
Oh, okay.
There's a little no time to stop and get it and carve it.
These people need better time management is what I'm learning.
Right?
I'm like, sir, did you maybe should have timed out your whole flight and everything better.
I mean, truthfully, can you think of an instance where someone need to fly with a pumpkin?
Zero.
Zero.
Zero.
Unless it's.
If it's a carved jack-o-lantern, too?
Oh, excuse.
Unless it is, let's see, where would they not have pumpkins and you're bringing one?
to your long-lost family member because they live in Antarctica.
But if it's a place with no pumpkins, I bet they don't allow fruits and vegetables to come into that country.
You do all that and they get there and some TSA agent on the other side is like,
hell not stomp's the bejesus out of it.
I don't think so.
Taxide, no, Texan says, but why wouldn't you be allowed?
It's not about being allowed or not.
It's why are you?
Go ahead and bring a pumpkin on a plane, but what?
Why are you bringing a pumpkin on a plane?
I can't think of any reason.
It's the same argument as, but without the, just because you shouldn't,
as an egg-sailed sandwich on a plane.
Why?
Why? There's no reason for it.
Like, you know when you get on a plane, you can't.
You get on a plane and you're walking down the aisle to find your seat.
Imagine you're walking down the aisle and I just pass a guy with a pumpkin on his lap.
You're like, ah, this plane's going down, isn't it?
This guy's taking the thing hostage.
This psychopath that had to bring a pumpkin on the plane is definitely going after the pilot.
an x-ray the pumpkin.
Is there a size limit on the pumpkins?
You can't scan my pumpkins, can you?
A 50-pound pumpkin, but not a bottle of water.
It's full of explosives.
What are we doing?
K.P. in chat says, wait, are you guys already getting snow this weekend?
It's not impossible, KP.
I bet up.
Higher elevations will, absolutely.
And if you're going up to the North Country this weekend, like, old forge.
Old Forge, I bet they do.
I wouldn't be shocked.
There to hand snow on Whiteface.
Right.
if any moisture is in the area on Saturday
and certain spots gets down below that
temperature, man.
I don't want to talk about it, Chad.
I don't.
Well, no, because I want the kids to have a nice Halloween
because I was going to say, I don't care, whatever, whatever.
I don't like snowflakes until Thanksgiving.
Is that weird to me?
No, I like it on Thanksgiving.
I know you do.
So do I.
So I'll take that.
I'll take it.
If we can just wait until then.
I like the smell of Thanksgiving food
and the little flakes flying around.
You like smoking weed and smoking trickens or turkeys,
whatever you're doing out there?
I already made it be known that even if it is a party of three,
because we get talking to turkeys.
And I said, yeah, doing three birds.
Excuse me, we were leaving out a third bird.
Wasn't it a party of three last year?
Yeah, but I'm saying if it's the same again, same again, 30 birds.
Three people, three birds.
Three birds.
Oven birds, smoke bird, deep fried bird.
Because, and I say this with obviously love for my cocoa,
the grossest thing he does is eat Thanksgiving turkey for like a month afterwards.
Like, it is not, I do not encourage anybody do that.
Whatever stomach he's got, whatever bird he makes on Thanksgiving,
it's almost Christmas when he says, all right, I'll throw it away.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever eaten it on Christmas, but it gets pretty close.
It's close.
I do not follow the couple day rule.
He will not give it up.
That's absurd.
So let's talk AI for a second.
Excuse me?
Oh, you're an enemy.
Oh, you're an enemy.
Super intelligence.
I apologize.
Well, this didn't happen in America.
It happened in Sweden.
But you remember how I talk about how all these like AI agents
who are just getting into things now?
Yeah.
They're like little ants that we've released.
They can find their ways around things.
Yeah.
And yeah, Kelly's right.
Cody Lee, month old bird, but not onions.
I've been leaving onions on things lately, like on burgs and such.
So let's go back to a...
I've been leaving them.
Not raw, though.
I still...
That I'll pull off off.
In Sweden, and this would be a good conversation for your boy out in L.A.
This production company had created
a new season of a show called The Challenge.
Okay.
And they...
MTV?
One of those?
I don't know what the show is about,
but it's just the show is called The Challenge.
It's on Swedish television.
And you know from working in production,
like you have files that you save and all these things.
Yep.
So they had the whole season done.
Oh, no.
And an AI agent somehow got into their system,
deleted the show.
How?
This is what I'm trying to tell you guys about these AI agents.
They don't have...
anyone's and they all they know is they have a task.
Yeah.
For some reason,
their task was getting into a backup system.
And deleting things?
And deleting footage.
Is it like,
did they get hacked?
Right?
Is that?
This is what I don't know.
It sounds like it was like a virus.
A.I don't give an F, man.
It'll get in where it wants to get in and it's going to do what it's going to do.
It sounds like a little,
it's like a virus in a different way.
It sounds like weird brick and Morty episodes of,
nope, there's a secret AI agent and he's infiltrated.
the space universe and he's here to delete backup files.
TV4, who creates the TV show, says that for some reason,
um,
AI got inside their system that had all the data.
Now, I guess the good news is that it only got the produced footage.
Yeah.
So all the raw footage still exists.
They just got to go back through and edit it all again.
No.
Like once a month, maybe.
I'll have quick fingers and my stupid ass will accidentally delete.
As I go editing, I delete files as I go,
and I'll accidentally delete the whole episode of the podcast I'm working on.
Yeah.
And that's fun?
All over again.
Well, there's nothing I can do.
It's my own fault.
And I'll just sit there with my hands on my head.
They say it was not like anybody forcing AI to do this.
AI was acting independently.
One thing was clear.
It was their backup system that failed because of the AI agent.
The production team is now hard on work to recover all of the show.
But it's just so weird that, so this production company.
Susan's got a good conspiracy.
Susan said, what if somebody accidentally deleted it?
They're blaming AI.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, no, AI did it.
So this production company had AI, some AI program they paid for.
No, I, four.
Here's what's what's wild about.
So they're saying just a secret spy jumped into their internet, like a sneaky Pete.
You got to kind of remove.
It's like you've got to look at an AI agent kind of like a little, like a little gremlin in a way.
Because it's not like a physical thing.
But it's just doing a task.
But who told it to do the original task?
It might not have.
It's the original task could have been as simple as,
hey, we need you to clean up our hard drives.
So it starts cleaning up some hard drives.
And then it gets into this hard drive.
It doesn't know what this hard drive is.
Its task is to clean up hard drives.
So we don't know.
This is why it's so scary.
But see, like, that's, again, all right, we're doing it wrong then, guys.
We're doing it way wrong.
We're doing it wrong.
If we're using AI to,
All right, let's figure out how I can save money by not having someone just deleting files we don't need.
Yeah.
Like that's the important thing we need to have AI do.
The other thing I try to emphasize is as smart as everybody thinks AI is, as I, sorry.
It is kind of dumb.
A lot of times it's dumb.
It's just the internet.
It's just the internet.
And it's just a super Google in a lot of ways.
And there'll be times when I'll ask, like, don't trust everything.
AI tells you because it's not always right.
It'll tell you, like, I was telling you, I was looking
up characters on a show I liked.
And it got the characters completely reversed.
And if I didn't know that,
and I just went forward with like, okay, well,
this guy is this guy.
They're in there.
So think of what else it's doing.
Those videos that you'll see of people pretending.
Mm-hmm.
They're like, oh, I'm sorry about that.
You actually wanted this.
That's my bad.
Because it'll actually do that.
I've had it.
You don't want to kill your family?
That's my bad.
I'm going to do it for a couple
where you're trying to ask you something,
and you're going, no.
And then you'll spell out whatever.
This.
Oh, you're right.
I'm sorry, you mean this.
You're right.
No, I don't.
Great observation.
I guess I'll do it this way.
Next time, going forward, I see how you like it now.
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No, it looks like he did
Sex stuff to a lamb chop dog toy
They're really cute
Staff tried to detain him
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That's yeah, no, that's again
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That was, I already forgot what we were just talking about
What a story, but again, mental, that is a mental thing
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Oh, there you go.
It's a good amount of time.
And do you notice results, Kelly?
You notice, do you notice deep defuffication?
Deep-po-oh.
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The other side of this, Cody,
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Ryan Phelps gaming stream, play a little college football.
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Okay.
And then Radio World, do get the 90s at 9.
Keep it lot.
All done with them?
Your masks are already done?
I got to do it like in front of a mirror
so I can make sure that I'm good and take a little bit of the
wetness off it, but five minutes is fine for the first.
Skin care, uh, skin care influencer.
I like that stuff.
All right.
Those little bior things for your nose.
Would you just call me?
I haven't done those in a long time.
I should do those.
Those beior strips.
Those pullouts.
You know what I've been doing a lot lately?
It's by speaking of hygiene.
I've been flossing.
Yeah.
My dental hygienist was so mean to me that I think she bullied me into flossing.
Oh, geez.
Sorry.
She was mean about it.
I'm not scared.
I hate that.
I know.
It's not a way to.
But it works.
I know what it.
But now I'm afraid of her.
That's what I mean.
but now you ain't, I'll never see you again.
You made me scared.
So here's your schedule events, friends.
Here's your plans for today.
We will hand the radio off to some 90s and 9,
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We'll do a little Syracuse Louisville.
Let's see the game.
Hold on a second.
All right, let's see.
Heads on Syracuse, tails on Louis.
I don't really haven't.
I'm Syracuse.
You don't really have a...
Who do I even put in his quarterback?
You can play with however you want.
I don't mind.
But who do I want?
What? And Julian.
Odom, probably.
If there's a roster update, they would at least have him
better than when he started.
Okay, all right.
We'll play that game.
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