The Show - HAAAPPY BIRTHDAY

Episode Date: December 7, 2025

Our little Coco turns 28!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. I don't know if you're hearing us in you to go, hold on, what is that? I've never heard that.

How's it? Utica's playing our show and Big Papa at the same time. And I don't know why. Was there a Comets game last night? Did someone switch? Do not. Doesn't something, oh, is there? Line select.

I don't want to wake up chief engineer this hour. I don't know why it's playing. All right. Are our 94-9 listeners hearing Big Papa right now or just us? If you're hearing just us, then it's an issue on our side. I have no idea. Lyft says it's been doing that since this morning. Interesting.

100.9, 106, 5, you're good. You got us fine. But it seems like 949. It's playing Austin Big Pop at the same time. And I don't know why. That's a new one for me. I'm trying to think of what would have gotten crossed on that there's nothing. Everything looks fine here.

There's nothing turned up. This is a very professional broadcast. I don't know how that happens. But I don't even know how you would get mixed. I don't either. It's got to be some lines crossed somewhere. Yeah. I'm sorry, everybody.

That's not how you open a show. Not you. It's not a you thing. You didn't do this. You didn't do this. I don't think. But even me asking 94-9 listeners right now, they can't hear me because it's on the same time as Big Pop, I believe, right?

Probably. Something's going on. All right. Tell me to be quiet. Hey, pot, hey. Hey. Gary, quiet, please. You're going to have the.

All right, I guess I got a text chief engineer. I'm sorry, everybody. Yeah, that's really, at least it's one of ours. Most of you can hear us. 94-9, you're getting here. I know right now, if you're listening on 94-9, you're confused because you're hearing us, but you're also hearing Mix 102 playing on top each other.

They're doing sex. The stations are doing sex. So it's okay, but we're here. We're on 94-9-2. A lot of people. People are like, hey, man, the stations are all mixed up. No, no, no, this is a new thing that we're implementing here at Galaxy. Yeah.

We double the radio station on the same signal to double the revenue. Do you see what I'm saying? Exactly. It's to give people more options. Yes, if you're hearing us on Mix as well, that's probably why. Hello, welcome. Welcome, Ian. See what I'm saying?

So. If you never haven't listened to us before, then. I wonder if we're rating the mix airwaves too right now. That's why I'm talking louder that we were talking over. And that's Cody's idea. If we talk very loud, we'll be louder than the other station. We'll also be too loud for Syracuse, but... See, that's the problem.

Now we're losing them, yeah. We'll be talking over. Mix on Yonica Roe. So, oh,oy, everybody. Chief Engineers on it. I'm sure he was thrilled to get my text at 6 a.m. this morning, but they're working on it. That's my one goddamn morning to sleep in.

They're working on it, okay? I'll fix it when I'm up at 2 a.m. for your guys a stupid-ass remote. We got a long day today and we hope you stop out and see us. Not only are we doing double the radio show right now on multiple different radio stations, we are also going to be at two different Stewart's locations today, Cody. As we'll give you the rundown for that. We've got a grand opening that we'll get to in Cicero.

That's going to have free ice cream, free coffee, discounted gas. And of course, we will be doing the holiday match over there on Bear Road. and what was the combo here? I forget what it's... Buckley and Bayer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bucley and Bear Road. That'll be our first stop for the day.

Although I don't really... No offense, Stuart, but I'll probably pass on the gas thing because I get enough free gas. Hi! Aaron Warren. Right here. Hi, everybody.

Sorry about your Cowboys last night. Oh, that game was awesome. I went to bad. I tried to go to bad. I was up later than I should have been, but... That was... I mean, yeah, we had some...

some flubs, some whatever, but it was the lions having a bounceback game because Dallas played as well as you could. Their defense gave up a few where their offense kind of didn't match it. But man, there were some plays during the break, a little heavy watches so you can see. Jamir Gibbs broke. I forget what linebacker it was. My youngest favorite player. I think it was Kenneth Murray's ankles with a little, oh, they went this way, a couple other plays. It was pretty cool. I believe he's on his fantasy team, so that might have had a few points. He did get a touchdown in.

And touchdown. C.D. Lamb, I think, ended up with a little concussion. George Pickens didn't play as well. So, I mean, it got close. All of a sudden, I think at one point it was like 30 to 25 or something. It was awesome. You saved the whole thing? Oh, yeah.

Well, I think there was no. Once I think it got to be 44 to, whatever, yeah. 30 or whatever. I was like, all right. There's only like a minute or something left. So basically, yes. Nick says there was a call on the safety that was reversed.

There were a couple interesting calls. That, you know, could have went different ways or whatever. But yeah, there was a couple curious. But again, can't leave it up to the refs. Can't leave it up to the refs. Not enough degrees outside, in my opinion. No, we're missing a couple of them. You prefer to have a couple.

What the hell happened? Prefer to have a couple degrees. more than I got right now. Where did they go? I know, buddy. She signed an NDA. I'm not going to tell anybody Wendy's is open in a better ham restaurant, okay? I'm not going to tell anybody.

I don't know any of these. I know. You got to get caught up. It makes me grumpy. I don't like to not know. I do love the fact that there's a new Fragal Rock thing. I love Fragal Rock. I love Fragal Rock.

It is a good one. And I guess today they've released a... their new Fragle Rock First Snow. It's a holiday special. Okay. Do they still screw around with the dozers? Do they mess with them? You better have the dozers in this. Those poor guys. And you know what else I like about them?

They didn't try doing any like CGI or fancy it up at all. It's just Jim Henson's... You're getting fragles. You're going to watch the trailer? Yes. I like the frangles. Oh, eventually you can watch it. I brought the little thing in. I'll hook that TV up right there. This is a Fraggle Rock first

snow it's out right now on apple tv i guess it's a holiday special for the snow working on a sled we will launch it in a moment although finishing his song everyone's expecting my song but I haven't even started right here Wow pretty close to the voicing I love what you know the space

I love when frackles going to the real world I like when the uh Muppets in Real World are some of my favorite things the Muppets cross into our world is my favorite And we just act like it's normal no big deal I don't need a song Do what you do best. Explore. They dance like me, too.

We're celebrities guests. Let's celebrate that. So you are a fraggle. Oh, man. That looks so good. It's on Apple TV right now. That's cool. Want to hear the first song that they released?

The first snow of fragler rock. This is, can you feel it? What's that I feel? Is that frosty air? I caught a chill. be getting near Don't know It's so

grab your favorite Twitter And your winter boots Because the temperature is dropping Like it always do Oh Fun

It's so funny When cartoons have to do voices But sing But still do the voices They still got to make it happen It's the perfect time of year Oh You know what I love

I just love that we are all at the point where they're just making our shows again. Now again, because we could have all died in 1999 and this is all just being rehashed and we're not really alive right now. Or I guess media just knows that we're all in hell. And they're like, here. You want another freg-or-rock thing?

It's just spin the wheel of... Nostalgia. Of old things of rehash or whatever. Here you go. I mean, there you go. Here's a frag of rock. No, it looks fun. It looks fun.

Yeah, no, that's an interesting one. I mean, I don't, Apple TV, I mean. I don't even have Apple TV, but I'll find it. Or I'll torrent it. I'll find it somewhere. Officers, right here. We are out and about today, my friends, and we hope you stop out and see us as we're hitting up two stewards locations today. Busy, busy boys.

Right here. Couple of Bazy Beavers. From one to three, we will be over at the Stewart's on Buckley Road in Syracuse, corner of Bear in Buckley Road. And then from 3.30 to 5.30 will be at the new stewards opening in Cicero. That is their grand opening. And you don't got a way for us to get there to get all these amazing deals they got today, you guys.

They legit built like a whole new, like, structure. It was an existing building. And so they needed to do it. you know, not too much, but they did. They redid the whole thing. It's pretty cool. I would imagine if it's a Stewart shops. It's probably like the one I go to in Beaville,

so it should be open by now. They open at 5 a.m. usually. And today, only at this location, 6190 South Bay Road in Cicero. 20 cents off fuel per gallon today. Yeah. Save some money. That includes non-ethanol gas and diesel.

Free hot coffee or tea. Any size? Any size. And yeah, but what are the sizes even? Free single scoop cones. 99 cent sodas and refreshers. 99 cent pizza slices.

They'll put it in a cup, too, the ice cream. They will, yes, they will. Whole subs, 699. That'll be down there. That'll be dinner time tonight. Doing that again? Yep. Yep.

All that. That's what I'm waiting for. I got a fella up the K-Rock truck. I'll make sure I do that at our second stop today. That's for sure. Ooh, save some cats. That's just good thinking. Well, Google released its annual year in search stats.

Uh-oh. The most searched trends. Can you do that for anybody or is it just like, is there like a button like for Spotify? Is this just like there's like a universal? No, I think they would know. Like I guess what people like they'll have data of. Because that'd be hilarious. Who searched for a lot.

What would be hilarious? To see what like your top searches were. I don't want to know what mine are. I'd like to see what mine are. A lot of the dirty searches don't happen in Google. They happen in the, you know, like the actual sites themselves. Yeah, I got you. But still, it'd be hilarious to see what's on there or how many times, you know, you do look up.

Because I did see. Thick, goth, Asian chick or whatever. Oh, very nice. Whatever. Very specific things. No, I did see that even YouTube has like, like, everyone's doing their year-end thing now. Yeah. Every app you use has a year-end.

And I'm like, I don't even want to know what my YouTube year-end would be. Hmm. because I mean, I know what it would be. I'm not going to post it, but it's like a lot of like alien stuff, probably. A lot of political stuff would be on there. Mine would be whatever, because on the upper TV there that I use for like Cocoa Puffs and stuff, it's still connected to the person's account from before me for things. So like I have to remember when I go into YouTube like last night, I had Christmas ambiance on.

Whose TV was that? I don't, it was somebody else's, but I want to say her name, but her YouTube account is right. So I'm like, oh, signing his guest because I keep forgetting to go and, you know, remove my, you know, that from there and sign myself in. Yeah. Every time I forget. And then it surprises me when it says a random lady's name and her like picture. I'm like, oh, sorry. Sorry.

That's my bad. No, I, uh, I don't, I don't know what my year end YouTube results would be. It'd be a lot of ambiance things for me. In live concerts, a lot of concerts. I was going to say it would be a lot of. Live Oasis. Yeah. And like hardcore bands.

It would be a lot of whatever band I was in the mood for that day, followed by full set or full concert. So like Stephen Wilson Jr. full set. Oasis, full set. Yep. Any band I want to watch. Nine inch nails, full set. I can't remember more closer to the beginning of the year,

but I know there was a large chunk of the summer where I was watching a lot of that imminence band with the violins and such. Oh, that's fun. because their performances are wicked cool. I don't even know that band. Do I know that band? You may have heard them before. I think I may have had you listen to them.

I mean, this is a break. You'd like them. They're cool. Brianna says mine is currently crochet and tarot type stuff. I like that. All right. Very nice. I like that.

So I'm not going to, I don't want people just to start arguing, so I'm not going to read off like the most Google things. Oh, I didn't even think of that. It's all political crap. It's all political stuff. People are just going to start yelling. So I'm not going to. But the top trends.

Remember this? It's so weird how time flies. Remember AI action figure? Remember everybody was making themselves action figures for a little bit? Yeah. Remember that? Yep. That was a Snapchat thing I did.

I have that saved on my phone. The AI ghost face thing everybody was doing or like the ladies were on the bed and then ghost face would be in the back. Oh, I wanted us to do that and I never did. I forgot. Chicken Jockey was a big search this year because we didn't know what it was. Roblox, Roblox. Right? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Anxiety dance. What's anxiety dance? Because I definitely have... Oh, it's that... You do the food dance. What's anxiety dance?

No, it's Dochi. Remember when Dochi had... Will Smith is my anxiety. Oh, oh, don't go to the song. And there was the dance. And then there was Will Smith and... Is it Tatiana? Is her name?

I forget it. Top 10. Why do kids say blank? 6-7. Yeah, number one. Why do kids say 6-7? Oh, it was Minecraft. What did you say, Roblox?

Yeah, it's all right. Oh, for two today. Queen Nick. My most searches would be how to fix 2015 Kia Rio. Yeah. Yeah, mine is usually appliance followed by fix or repair or replace. Yep. Why do kids say skibbitty?

Why do kids say skibbitty, why do kids say skibbitty toilet, and so on and so on. But we know we knew a ton of those ones. Top travel itineraries, meaning people travel to these cities, I guess. Boston, number one, Seattle, number two, Tokyo, number three. Okay. All right, that's a jump. Boston, Seattle, Tokyo. Tokyo, and then New York.

Yeah, well, what type of New York? What guy in the New York? Yeah, New York, or up in where you got apple trees and stuff. These are the Google searches. is, for example, want foods people we're searching for? Oh, what's the top food? Smashburgs? No.

Oh, really? It's a lot of words. Are you ready? Okay. Hot honey, cottage cheese, sweet potato beef bowls. Okay, that makes sense. Is that a thing? That hot honey sweet potato beef bowls.

You already forgot all of it. Hot honey, cottage cheese, sweet potato beef bowls. You can't forget the cottage cheese. Yeah, that's, I'm telling you right now, Sounds like some healthy-ass stuff. We're out at a late night, man, after a hard night of partying and definitely like... Yeah, I just got to get me a hot honey, cottage, sweet potato beef bowl. Getting wicked chicks numbers and stuff.

We all go to the spot and get that hot honey cottage cheese sweet potato beef bowl. Apparently, Charlie Bucket's mother is on the internet because cabbage boil is a big search, I guess. Yeah, that's got... You know what? I could have no idea how... Just stirring the cabbage. How exactly you would boil cabbage? It's got to be hard to boil cabbage.

Protein muffins. Oh, yeah. Carrot salad? Gross. That's a carrot salad. Crockpot turkey breast? Hey on, I don't need to search that because I know how to make that. Turkey breast in crock pot on.

Hold on. Somebody, people are searching for iceberg lettuce salad. Like what? You buy the lettuce and you make a salad. Done, you did it. It's over. Carrot salad's weird. What is it?

You know when you peel carrots and all the strings come out? for a meal and you're like, we need to peel those carrots. And then you use the carrots and you throw away the peels. Put all those peels in a bowl. So it's just carrots. There's more work to eat a carrot. But they probably then just continued to peel the carrot until it was... But no.

Anyways. No, because I've had that. I don't like... Like, I've had the pasta made out of those type things. And I'm not really a fan. Texline says my nickname at high school was Cabbage Boy. I wonder why. Oh, because I'm always in your mom's field.

Ha-ha! Oh! Nice. All right. Well, now we know people are... searching for. And Lottie, I agree. I'm not worried. If I don't like any food at the dinner, I got these pepper paddy balls. I'm going to see what the baloney situation is over at Stewart's today. I mean, I'm, I would guess. What kind of baloney situation you got over there,

Stewart's. Good morning. This is Kay Rock. You know what? I'm going to go out on a limb and say they don't. No? I don't, well, no, that that sheet. Bologna belongs. If you're making sobs, you better have baloney. That sheet had a lot of things on it. I remember one was marking them all. There might have been baloney, so never mind. I take that back now that I'm... I think my going on the limb is over. 12-inch bologna sub, bud. Don't.

I'll eat it right in front of you. It is a good belly base. That one I don't mind because I don't mind the smell or anything, so you can eat all the... Oh, baloney, what? And we will be live at two different Stewart's locations today. At the same time. Wow, we should have done that.

That would have been a way better way to do this. I'm at one year at the other boom. Oh, no. Everybody had home. Oh, no. both at both same time. Oh, okay, cool. Like how 94-9 is playing

Mix and K-Rock at the same time? Yes, exactly. Here's what we're going to be. Today, from one to three, will be at Sturtz on Buckley Road in Syracuse, corner of Bear and Buckley Road. That's just a holiday match, hang. If you don't know what the holiday matches, Stewart actually is a great member of our community.

They give back a lot to charities, to fire departments, and they do this holiday match every year where if you got some change in your pocket, you got a couple bucks, you throw it in the donation, they match it. Boom. And boom.

And since they've been doing this program, they have raised more than $39 million. They raised $1.76 million last year alone. That's more than $35 million. That's a lot of money, so thank you, Stewart, for doing that. And then from 3.30 to 5.30 today, we'll be over at the brand new stewards in Ciceroes.

All brand new. Here's the deals they got. Now, you don't even got to wait for us to be there today. You can go enjoy these right now. 20 cents off fuel per gallon, all grades all day today. Only at the new location, 6190 South Bay Road. You said you watched this go up. They built it pretty fast.

Yeah, it was an old gas station, and they kind of re-re-rate, oh my God, I can't say it. Renovated it. Rehashed. Yeah, yeah, and changed it around and added to it. Free any size coffee or tea today, guys. free single scoop of ice cream. Maybe put the ice cream in the coffee, put the lime in the coconut. The tea in the coffee.

99 cent pizza slices, 99 cent sodas and refreshers. They've got whole subs. 12 inch subs, 699 if you're looking for lunch. Half gallon of milk, $1.99. G gallon of milk, $2.99. But that's only at the new location, $61.90 South Bay Road. Any egg deals? I need some eggs.

Any of your egg situation here. You got some eggs? What's your egg situation? Can you offer me a thing of eggs in these trying times? Excuse me. I like that Columbia is doing this. Sometimes I'm wearing a Columbia sweatshirt. Not today, though.

I have Frank's Columbia jacket. Oh, I bet it's nice. Oh, man. It's my walking Elsa in the winter snow jacket. And it's the warmest thing I own, I'm pretty sure. You know what? Speaking of warmth, I'm in the market for some boots. And the boots.

The dairy boots or no? No, the Columbia ones I found were the dumpster boots last year. After, right after I bought these ones. Yeah. The dumpster giveth two perfect match right and the left. Columbia boots, size 10. Nice, dude. Brand new.

Ted dumpster just keeps giving. That's wild. No, I have. They're nice. I would maybe Columbia. If I'd look for it, I'd look up those. Although these are wicked nice. Because I got my snow shoveling boots, which I've had for like 10 years, and I love them, and they're really high.

Yep. Those are my at-home boots or my sledding boots. I don't want to wear those into work. But I had a little smaller pair of boots that I would wear here and then change my shoes like Mr. Rogers. Yep. Well, I maybe have a child who took those boots to the fishing hole over the summer. Oh, no. And he doesn't, I don't know why.

He didn't let the boots boot. He just walked into the water so the water went. in the boots and now they smell like a pond. Yeah. And I don't know how to wash boots. You can't. I think they're just wrecked, right? Well, you could like put something in there and then put them on those like boot dryer

things, you know what I mean? Stick them on that. I did when he came home, but they still smell like a pond. You know what I'm talking about? Do you have one of those like that and you're like stick it on there? And that didn't do anything? No, we have those. Because after he gets home from basketball, we put those in his sneakers because he's got sweaty sneakers.

Anyways. Gimmy sneaks. I'm looking at some Columbia boots. I mean, I'm in the, I would realize yesterday, I'm in the market for some boots. But Columbia Sportswear has a challenge. And I'm sure somebody will yell at me about this. Oh, boy. They're offering the entire company to anyone who can prove the earth is flat.

They're saying, all right, flat earthers. You think the earth is flat. Show it to me. Go to the edge of the earth. And you can have the entire Columbia company. Hi, I'm Tim Boyle. I'm the CEO here at Columbia Sportswear. And this message is for Flat Earthers. You guys claim there's an end to the earth?

Well, just go snap a picture. Send it to us, and you get the assets of the company. Cheers. All of it. No paperwork. No lawyers, no catches. I'm Tim. There is some paperwork. Hey, we're giving you all this.

This and all of that. Hey, flat Earthers, do me a favor. If you're going to the edge of the Earth, where Columbia. You'll need it. I love it. Call these people out. But it's a weird time for that. Why? I don't know.

I mean, it's going to get them attention. It's just marketing. But I mean, is that still a thing? Oh, my God, it is. Yeah. Oh, people are still doing that? They never stopped. Oh, no. There's moon landing conspiracies. There's flat earth conspiracies.

Everybody's got conspiracies now. The moon landing is not a no conspiracy. Dude, I wish that I didn't have any morals because the ability of me and you, we would be great grifters. Yeah. If we could just do a podcast or we just say the most

easily debunkable things, but get morons to donate us money. I tried to talk myself into the moon landing one being fake for the longest time. Just because honestly, it doesn't, it's, this doesn't make any sense. We had the weird capabilities

to go hang around up there, then, and there's all, all those weird things that happened, and the flag moving, and we're just never going back there to do fun time stuff. Because there's nothing there. That's how you,

that's how you debunk these. People are like, well, why haven't we gone back? Because it's dust. We went? What? We saw that it was dust.

But we still do stuff in Arizona and stuff. We saw that it was dust. And we don't go back because it costs a lot of money. Royal Rumble on the moon. They're doing anything like Saudi Arabia. That might not be a bad idea. I'd watch that.

Right? Zero gravity Royal Rumble. Exactly. Or just, I don't know, we're all just rehashing stuff. Just go put a camera up there and just spin it around all day. I'd watch that. Yeah. Just moon cam.

Go put a camera up there. I want to see moon cam. That's Rogan's big thing. He's always like, well, how did they make a phone call? How did Buzz Alder and call down? Because they did. There was smart people doing things. Smart people have the ability to come up with things just because you don't understand how it works.

Look at home. Here we go. I'm in the pocket of big blue. I don't want to say someone has really trying to convince us to do. And with any conspiracy. I've seen the studio, so I mean. With any conspiracy, you think that the hundreds and hundreds of people that would have been involved in making this whole set and the moon landing set. Wasn't 100?

Nobody ever talked. If they did, they killed them. Oh, okay. All right. Okay. That's fine. So you better watch it. I think people like to, things they don't understand, they like to put them in a little.

And that's just an easy one. That's an easy one. You know. You can be convinced of anything, you know? Yes. You can be convinced. What makes me sad is how many animals we sent to the moon and just let them die. That bums me out.

Yeah. Well, monkeys. The cats, and we all know that they survived. Now there's the colony of cats. There is a cat that survived. Do you know there's a real cat that survived? They were just bouncing around up there? No.

It was like in the early moon journeys. They were sending monkeys and dogs. They sent a cat. I forget the cat's name. And it survived. Oh, nice. And they euthanized it. Ah, yeah, you can't.

To study its brain. Yeah, you got to see what happened to its brain. And I go, come on! That freaking cat, wait till it dies naturally. It just went to the moon and back for you. Yep. Sorry, whiskers. And you put them down right away.

Yeah. Anyways. So if you are a flat-Eather and you can go get a photo of the edge of the earth, congratulations. You own a multi-billion-dollar company now. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.

Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you.

See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. We are going to be giving away our last pair of Guns and Roses tickets. Coming to Spack, July 26, and we have one more pair to give away. All you got to do is jump in our Twitch chat and type some words at about quarter eight. And I'll start that giveaway, all right? Saw they were going to MetLife, too. They're going to try to Oasis it? Oh, that, Axel.

I mean, you're no Oasis, but, you know. They just released a new song. I'm afraid to play it. I saw that. It was two of them, I think. Where is it? I'm trying to remember. Right?

And I don't remember. One of it's called Nothing. Oh, okay. At nothing? Oh. No. This isn't Gunson and Roses. It is.

No, it isn't. What's going on? What was that? They're trying to drown his voice on auto-tune it. A new Steely Day. There's some new... It's Guns and Roses, but this... What is that?

That little keyboard? That's a Fender Rhodes keyboard. So it's supposed to be like, oh, look at it. It's like an old school keyboard they use in a lot of, like, you know, steely dance songs. Yeah, he does like the piano. Little too pianoy for me. Little too, no, it's fine. It's a Guns and Roads song.

It's a big piano guy. We'll give away some tickets to see that band here coming up in a little bit. I've heard that show was still pretty cool. People like it. Yeah. People like it. Well, have fun. It's also National Blue Jeans Day.

Today? I got my blue jeans on. I don't even, oh yes, I do. I'm an idiot. What? I don't even own a pair of blue jeans. Are you wearing them right now? These are gray.

You're gray pants. That's right. I don't like the blue blue jeans. That's like, those are fine, but you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Like your uncle's blue jeans. You know what I mean? I tried to change up my look this summer.

I like it. Yeah, you have fancy pants. I'm going more like Vans Chinoes. Yeah, like I'm going khakis or black pants. Yeah, your fancy pants. But when it's like this and I got to be out all day, I just put on these jeans and some sneakers, man. I'm one, I mean, now this weather here it is.

I was going to say I'm one more week away from my winter outfit of my bigger fitting jeans so I can wear my long johns. Oh, nice. Because it's outside if it's just Elsa adventure, and it's the long johns couple pairs of sweatpants. We've come back around on jeans, though, bro. Have you been following gene trends? The ladies are doing the low-rise again.

Yeah, that. And the fellas are, or the big ones. The mom ones, or, yeah, just a lot of them. And the fellas are doing the big baggy jeans again. Jinko jeans and stuff. But no, I'm 100% with Carissa. What? They're uncomfortable.

She doesn't like them. No, no, I like them because they fit and they look nice. Mm-hmm. Oh, God. Oh, it was just more socially acceptable to do this. I don't like how. you know, shoot-hoop shorts? Yeah, I get.

I mean, Big Paul wears whatever he wants over there. It's a bunch of commercials you put on TV. I mean. I like these, I like, I'm trying to have a more adult look, and I don't feel like blue jeans are my adult look, you know? No, I get it. You pull off the fancy pants, though. I got to, but this is just tricky in the wintertime.

Anyways, happy blue jeans day. Where are you red than blue jeans? I like ladies butts and blue jeans. Those are always nice. Yeah, yep, yep. Those are always nice, but they're nice and everything. Yeah, that's true. Always nice enough.

I like you get spots. Wegman's Lights on the Lake tonight and every night through the holiday season. Lights on the lake.com for tickets and more information, of course. You're going to love it. What's tonight? Anything fun? I don't know. I didn't click that link yet.

Let's see. I'm in there. Just doing a little quickie here. Oh, got you. Okay. Get yourself some splash cash as you get over there, though. 10 bucks. Splash cash.

Oh, you know what? I know. I do got to wash my car. I can't even see out my windows. I probably should wait until a. I have it. Oh, yeah, you don't have a car. I roll up to the splash thing with the K-Rock truck,

and then they'll be like, this ain't. This ain't the right one? Oh, it's, uh... What is tonight? Well, it's Syracuse Nationals, now I know that. Yeah. Sony, you get anything fun? Well, you get a free hot rod, yeah, when you bowl through it.

They give you a free, I think it they give you a free old guy that complains about your car the whole time. You ever do you get the free radical scooter when they go through tonight. Is this a Ford? That is a joke. Please don't pull up asking for anything. No. All right.

So speaking Christmas... Just pull up! Sorry. Speaking of Christmas, USA Today, we did worst holiday movies yesterday, and now USA Today has ranked their worst Christmas songs of all time. Yeah, look and judging by what they're showing on the TV, I might disagree Wicked Hot. So I'm going to run through these 10. That's their worst.

I would say top 10, but it wouldn't be bottom 10 if it's the worst. Oh, yeah, right. This was big back in 98, for those of you that are too young, and that's the InSync Christmas album. Oh, I do remember that. I do remember that. They say this song off the album is number 10 of the worst Christmas songs of all time. I never knew the meaning of Christmas.

Love it. I mean, In sync is the best boy band, so. Foolish it's, thought that Christmas only came from a stone. The lyrics are terrible. Yep. It's not a good Christmas song. But also in 1998, this, you had to be there for this. Yeah.

Whatever girl you had a crush on loved this album in 1990. And we used to have to, you kids, we used to have to write note lyrics out. Yeah. You want to, you could just chat GPT some in sync lyrics to give to your sweetie. You had to write it out in your terrible chicken scratch handwriting, folded into a weird thing, and then hand it off in a class. Number nine. of the worst Christmas songs of all time, according to USA Today.

We got Neil Diamond's Cherry Cherry Christmas. Oh, this one maybe. Maybe I don't. No, no. No. Yeah. Yeah. Holly, holy holiday too. Holly holy holiday.

Yeah. Your diamond is salt. May there always be sound of harmony, not a song sung blue. Just a very merry cherry Christmas. Merry Jerry Christmas. All right. Listening to Christmas songs on the serious channels because there's so many of them and there's basically no commercials, I've heard some really bad ones.

I don't remember the names, but man. Rock and Roller Christmas. When the snow drops, on the tree tops, it's a pretty amazing scene. This next line's going to be a banger. Hold on. Wait one more. Here we go. Light the fire.

Yeah. Feels like pretty amazing grace. If you know what I mean, poor. Have a cherry, cherry Christmas. That was good. Number eight. That was really bad. Number eight.

The killers. Oh. Don't shoot me Santa. What is going on here? Oh, Santa. Thank you, Scotty. Is this him? I've been waiting on you.

That's funny, kid. Because I've been coming for you. What? Will the party's over? This has to be a joke. Because I got a bullet in my guns. What is going on? What is the name of this song?

Don't shoot me Santa. Don't shoot me Santa. Like is it a funny video? John and chat says you have to watch these videos. There's a video with it, but I was just trying to see if... What is that about? They did this? Why would they do it?

I don't know. I thought it was like a remake of some stupid, you know. I can hear it in that weird old Don't shoot me as fan Where I go to Broan mug You know what I mean? Like one of those weird But no, that's just

John says the Killers did a whole Alternative Christmas album I think I'm good on that then Yeah I Number seven I was never into the killers Me either Number seven

It's Santa Baby By the Pussycat dolls And a baby Slip a stable under the tree For me I've been an awful good girl It's just gonna be in their I mean it's just

I have no issue with this It's fine Yeah Tomas is right It's fine Dude like go forward in it Can you Just see maybe it does it like

Get silly No it's just the song So hurry down the chimney Tonight That's fine That's a good voice It's fine It's just a pussycat dolls

It's fine Why do they give it a bad rade I don't know. All right. Number six, I will not tolerate. Uh-oh. I will not tolerate any slander. Oh, no.

Wait, is it? What are they going to? No! You take this back! USAIDA, you sons of bitches! Unacceptable! I love this song. La la la la la la la la.

La. All right, yeah, I'm not, I'm not hating. Dominic the donkey USA today. I love Dominic the donkey. Name him in Dominic. The cutest little donkey you never see. I think it's because we're Italian and I think that we live in a big Italian area. I love this.

And I love, I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I love both of those, man. Back to the list. Number five of the worst Christmas songs of all time, according to USA Today. Italian Christmas. I feel like we've played this before because I remember this title. Uh-oh. New Kids on the Block,

Funky, funky X-Mus? Why don't I remember that title? It's no Cherry Cherry Christmas, but... It's funky, funky! Ho! Ho! Oh, little train. My little elf, another great Christmas. Ah, man, it's born. It's born. Same thing every year.

So let's have a funky Christmas. Oh! Go on down, let's go. Come on. Yeah. I remember this for some reason. I don't. And also, Nebraska's never heard of... Dominic the Donk?

She's in Nebraska, because they don't have Italians out there. Oh, it's new fucking on the block. Hey, this is pretty funky. Yeah, I ain't mad at this one. I ain't mad at this one. Have a funky funky Christmas. Oh, it's just this owner. They're just doing their dance moves with their big baggy pants.

New kids on the block. It's Christmas time. We're going to celebrate a little while. Danny, are you ready? He has a long as a steady. You know, Joey Jones. Jordan and John. Yeah.

Come on. Yeah. Like, this isn't even a song. They just say each other's name. Hell yeah. Got a funky, funky Christmas going on. I mean, I don't know. His name's Josh.

His name's Josh. All right. This one is going to be terrible, and I already know why. Not because of the song. Little Drummer Boy is a good Christmas song. But this is Little Drummer Boy as sung by Jessica and Ashley Simpson. Oh, boy.

Okay? Oh, boy. How do I even look that up? Drummer boy? Ashley. The Simpson sister's little drummer boy? Ashley Simpson, little drummer. Don't!

Oh, boy. This is going to be bad. She tries to do that thing with her voice. So she's going to try very hard here. She's going to do all that. It's going to be good. Some cake. They're up in my bum

Oh, Ashley! There's Ashley. It's because they thought they were, they thought this would be the biggest thing that's ever been. I'm all good with that. All right. I'm okay.

Melfire predicted this one. Coming in a number three of the worst Christmas songs of all time. My mom is dead. How is this only number three? I'm about to get furious, I think, in the next, too. All right. How long this song was. It's so bad.

Until it builds up into kids. You're like, oh, what a nice song. And then I got to buy shoes for my cancerous mom. Oh, God. Now let me explain why this is sad as F. Yeah, how is it? I don't get how this isn't number one. Because number one and two, we actually like.

Oh, that's what I'm saying, but I'm about to get furious. Because this is number one. Nabrake's never heard Christmas shoes? What? What do you do out there in Nebraska? For my mama, and these shoes are just her side. Go to bed, Nebraska.

Go to bed. All right, all right, all right. To quote Cody earlier this week, never let hipsters make lists. No. Because they're wrong about these two. Yeah. They're wrong.

Oh, boy. I'm about to go hungry. Number two, according to USA Today, the worst Christmas songs of all time. They're saying this is number two? How? Excuse me? You're saying this is the second word. That's not saying, hipsters, they're wrong.

They're right. It's a weird tale of an elderly lady getting steamrolled by Rudolph. Yeah. Top it off with some truly bad singing. This is the OG version! That's the point! Oh! Who is this?

Elmo and Patsy was the first one. Of course it is. I like the real big fish version. I don't know if I've heard that. Hoofriends on her forehead. Right? This is American. American! Hail!

Grandma got run over. All right. And then again, the hipsters at USA. today claiming this is the worst Christmas song all time. I will huck this glass at the wall. And they're wrong. And they're wrong. No! You gotta be!

I swear. All right, Chipmunks. Ready to sing your song? I'm irrationally angry. I'm irrationally angry. All? Okay, Alvin? Alvin. I love this song. Christmas.

What a terrible list! Yeah, that's a terrible list. And it's not like these are, are like, you know, on every day. No! You don't have to hear the chipmunk song every day? Okay, fellas. You mean for a month?

All right, I want to hear that, though. Alvin. My intrusive thoughts took over, and now I want to hear it at its normal speed. Oh, this is, when we did this was so weird. I don't know if I've ever heard it. We slowed down chipmunks. Yeah.

Sludged them, yeah. Yep. Oh, man. They were just wrong. They were just wrong about that being the song. I'll say we are. Yeah. Let's sing it now.

Like you guys, that's the actor's voices. Yeah. When they're not sped up. That's just the way we sound, baby doll. How are y'all doing? Slow, molassy, sassy molassy, mallessy, Hey, children, Cody, it's your birthday and I wrote a song. Do you want to?

I hear that in my sleep. Let's hear grown men sing, not sped up. Enjoy your nightmares, everybody. I'm going to have nightmares from the voice you did. It's slower, but this is what they sound like. That's our voice, Cody. Oh, God. We.

Why are you saying we sound weird, Cody? That's our voice. Happy birthday. Here. I don't want these anymore. A couple different stewards locations. Come on to we could do. Stewart.

Come on what we could do. I don't want to. We'll be over at the corner of Buckley and Bear Rue. road from one to three today at that Stewart's location. That is for their holiday match campaign. You make a donation. They match it. It's going to be a great cause.

Plus, it's Stewart, so we're hanging out at Stewart's. I mean, take me down to Stewies. Take me down to Stews. And then, take me down to Stews. We head over to Cicero from 330 to 530. We'll be at the South Bay Road location. The brand new location is 619090 South Bay Road in Cicero. And you don't even got to see us to get these deals.

You can get these deals right now. All day, right now. They're there. 20 cents. off fuel per gallon, all grades, all day. That's today. Only at that Stewart's. I'm telling you, I'm getting some dies of the day.

I'm going to upgrade. I'm going to, you know what I mean? I'm going to treat myself. Free, any size coffee or tea, free single scoop of ice cream on a cone or a dish. It's more than a scoop. It's so much ice cream. It's so good.

It's like a good cone. Plus 99 cent pizza slices, 99 cent soda and refreshers and so many other great deals. That is only at the grand opening of the new location on South Bay Road. So, hope to see. see some of you dumb-dums out and about today. Oh, pretty pre-pree! Pud and chat, it is never too cold for ice cream. No. It is never too cold

for ice cream. No, I don't... Yeah, that doesn't bother me. I like ice cream all of the time. I like all the stories we're getting from New Zealand lately. Yesterday, a lady in New Zealand got hit in the face of the bird. New Zealand, you're side. Today, hi. New Zealand. Today we have a seal. Baby seal walked into a bar. Baby seal. Wouldn't leave. Why, we aren't going to serve it? You're not going to...

I can get this baby seal a drink. It's my friend. That's the worst punchline I've ever heard. Sitting there at the pub and a baby seal just walked in the front door by itself. From there, the seal wandered around through the bar and it was salmon on the pizza. So when we were trying to get the seal into the crate, I just went to my fiance. I said, grab the salmon. We'll put it in there. Yeah, I think we've just enjoyed the feedback and how much the community has loved it.

It's just so funny that it decided to come to a pub. And it's a craft beer pub as well. Craft be a pub, Brit. Are seals violent? Will they kill you? No, but some of those bigger ones, they're mean, and they got sharp teeth. They do, right? I'm sure it can, depending on the size and stuff.

I wouldn't mess with one. Because, I mean, look at the small little otters that ripped us to shreds. Yeah, but didn't I do a seal thing? I think I did a seal experience, didn't I? You met a seal? I think when we went down to wherever. Oh, I don't know, met a seal. I never even done the thing at the fair where they put their whisker head on your shoulder or nothing.

I think I've seen I think I'm at a seal Let me see what's in my photos Hmm I don't know Because they're just like big wet, slippery dogs Yeah

I think we did with the kids A seal experience Somewhere that seal is like Wow thanks Dick Quite a Quite an impression I left on you

I'm a freaking seal You remember the time You meet so many seals That you can't even remember me We got down in the water with them And they would swim around you And you'd pet them like dogs I don't know if I want to do that

You really don't know Even if it's just like waste deep water? Maybe. I got to find that picture of me with the seal. That's cool, though. I've had a pretty good life. It's sad that it's coming to an end, but I've had a pretty good life. Because that's what you got to do with the dolphins, right?

And I would, I want to do that, but I don't want to do that. The dolphin experience. I want to pet a dolphin, but I don't want to touch it, really. I don't want to come near me. This place was like a tourist trap, so there was also an area people were like riding the dolphin fins and stuff. See, again, I want to do that, but I don't want to touch it. Because you're, I don't want to be in that dolphin. And I don't want to be in that water.

Yeah, the water I get, but you love animals. You wouldn't touch a dolphin? Can it just like swim up? I can just be like, hey, bud. And I'm not in the water? Like a sea ray, like the stingrays? Yeah, yeah, hey. Okay, go have a good day.

Throw a fish, cake. Get, get gone. Joel and Chris are here, branching out bottle shop. Lucky who it is. Five in, Camillas. Thank you for coming in, guys. Good morning. Now let's run down some businesses.

I know we got some crayfish shirts that just came in. Tell me about them. So we do it. a crampisher every year. It's our rendition of Cranpus knocked, which is tonight. Tonight. Where Cranpus comes around and beats all the bad humans. He takes away the bad kids in the sack. Yeah. Good, good, good, good. It's great. So this year's theme is like Lego. So we have a Lego Kramppas and a Lego Barley. Love it. He still stays on. He stays on. He's been on all of

them. I love it. And then I've got the Christmas, ugly Christmas sweatshirts that we got to. I do like those. So cute. Can I ask what we're doing with our hair too? Because I've been following the one of us. Were you getting rid of the dread? Yes, this is, this half shave is like my warning shot to everyone. Oh, God. But you're shaving them all off? Yeah, next Friday.

Oh, wow. What brought this on? You just throw over? I found it for nine years, and they're heavy, and they're a lot of work. Okay. You know what? As the cuddle E, they're very scratchy, too. Gotcha.

I'm going to miss them because I've gotten used to them. But, you know, when I'm playing a video game and I'm scratching her head in my lap, it would be nice to not be like, ow! Well, I'm always. I said, I don't know if you heard when you were coming in, but I don't like when either of you post old photos of each other. I don't like you without a beer and I don't know her without dread. So I don't know who those people are. Are you going to keep them?

Do something weird with them? They're in a bag already. Half of them, yeah. Eight of them? In Native American history, there's a proper way to get rid of them. Oh, you're going to actually do it. Yeah, you have to bury them or burn them or put them in a river. Make them into a reusable grocery bag?

I love that idea. Weave a basket with a. Make one of those doggies with them? Yes. You want to know how you don't get bothered at a store? Carry around your own homemade hair bag. Yeah. You can just put that milk in my hair bag.

No, I brought my own bag. Let's drink. Let's drink beer, shall we? We have. Happy beer Friday. We got a four-pack. Kind of Christmasy winter themes, right? Yeah.

Oh, why not? All right. Give me your first one there, Joel. Nine degrees outside. It is 9 degrees, which I think helps keep these beers cold. So stick them outside if you've got them. This is a hardywood gingerbread stout. It's good.

It's 9.2%. It is delicious. Imperial milk stout with cinnamon, vanilla, ginger, and honey. Why did you think I wouldn't like this one? You said you wanted to start with it. Because you don't really like stouts all that much, you know? I'm all right with a stout. Don't tell him what he likes.

I'm not. I'm trying. I'm trying to smell to it. You like this one? It's nice. It's a winter beer. For sure. Don't you need to be by like a fire?

watching the snowfall. Yep. I love these thicker ones in the winter. There's the dance happening. The more summer ones of the thicker, like this, I'm, eh, whatever. But as soon as you get into, like, winter, a nice dark one. That was a flavor profile, man. It starts with, like, a stout, and then it's like I'm eating a gingerbread cookie.

Yeah. Mmm, yummy. Oh, like gingerbread cookies. Second beer, Joel. Oh, it's really loud in my ear, honestly. Sorry, everyone. We like it. This is a winter logger from Wayland.

Where are they out of? In Orchard Park. Oh, I'm Buffalo. Yeah, they're pretty new. But to us. I don't know actually how old. Did you go out there? They just started working with a distributor around here.

Very exciting. Wayland. And I miss what you said. A winter logger. Yeah. It's 5%. Smell that one. On the button.

I like that. I like a winter logger, man. I do like a winter logger this time of year. Warm your bones. That doesn't taste like what I thought it would. Negative 2 in Utica to warm your bones. Whoa. It's a little lighter, right?

Yeah, it's very light. Yeah, mouthfeel is a lager. Yeah, wow. But it's dark in color, like an amber lager. Yeah. Rispy. Seasonings. That's really good.

I like that one. Yeah. I think I like this one more than the gingerbread one. Me too. I mean, it's a little drinkable, right? And if you got a nice little fireplace, you can kind of sit in front of it and sip away. That's a crispy one.

Branching out bottle shop, Township 5. In Camillas, what do we got for number three? Oh, you guys are hated. Next. I don't know. I mean, come on. It's an IPA from Lone Pine. It's called Frost Fest, but we got to throw an IPA in there.

Everybody wants one. And it's got spruce tips. And it's got spruce tips. Well, you were wrong about me not liking gingerbread, so maybe I'll like this one. Prove me wrong. I like it. Where is this one out of? What brewer is this?

Lone pine. They're in M. No. Massmont. Wow. They're in Maine. No, they said that. I forgot to make my country sprite or whatever.

Remember the blue spruce sprite. We got to make that. I forgot about that. I got to, I need a mason jar. This smells like a Christmas tree farm. Yeah, let's go. Oh my God, yeah, it does. I probably am not going to enjoy this one.

Christmas is very. I can tell from the smell that IPA people are going to love this. Yes. Definitely. Well, let me do a palicle. If you drink the water out of the tree, it's going to dry out and die. Now roll over and let Uncle Clark

scratch your belly. Let me see. Oh, yeah. There we go. That's a big that's a big IPA, but if you're an IPA fan. And honestly, there's no there's no burn aftertaste. That's my, partly the reason I don't like pale ales and IPAs

and stuff is how much they linger some of them. That didn't stick around. I got a fuzzy tongue. Ephemeral. Lottie in chat says I had a guy bring me a spruce beer from Alaska and he kept it cold in the back of his truck using a chunk of a glacier he cut out of his own backyard. That's a pretty Alaska story. I guess so.

He drove across the entire country with the beer. All right, cool. I like it. Also driving to, from Alaska. It's a long drive, right? It's a long drive. All right, we got one more. I like the label on this one.

Yeah, this is from Southern Tier. This is Holiday Crancran. And probably I should have popped this in earlier to cleanse the palate. but here we go. Let's finish strong. Cody is, I need another new cup. Smoked weed out of cranberry sauce. He loves his cranberry sauce. Yeah, I just got a something last night. A little cranberry something.

Yeah, you were talking about cran mayo dressing. Oh, that, yeah. I like to take little cranial. I take cranberry and why use a miracle weapon. Yeah, ew. Sorry. I'm like going with that because I don't like mayonnaise for my dipends. What a fun. What a fun smell?

Try this. No. It's his birthday. He's feeling. What is that? Cran, baby. But what's the beer? Like, is it like a wheat beer.

Yeah. Think of blue moon, you know. That's yummy. That's delicious. That's really yummy. It smells like a juice box. Mm-hmm. You are not wrong.

That is really good. I mean, you don't need to make punch. You could just crack a few of those open and pour them in a glass bowl and we got your holiday punch right there. All right. Run through the beers again. What's the price on this one? Delicious. $17.

$17. All right. We started with the gingerbread stout from Hardywood at 9.2%. You want a hardy wood. I like that can. The Wayland. Oh, the Hardywood. Yeah, the Hardywood.

Yeah, the little gingerbread gay. That's cool. Human thing. Then the Wayland Winter, Wonderland. Winterland. Yep. I wonder if it's a winterland or a wonder land. I wonder, well, I wonder.

Both you give me your week. Yep. Then we had the IPA, the spruce tip IPA from Lone Pine called Frostfest and finished with our Southern Tier. holiday cran cran cran orange wheat beer 17 bucks over a branching out bottle shop What do we got coming up for tastings? Yeah, tonight we have Ardennes.

They bring everything and take all the things. Our dens, you said? Our dens, they're in Geneva. It's a beautiful place of it. If you haven't been there, it's like an old sheep farm. Okay. Gorgeous. And then next week we have talking cursive, local.

Oh, far. So four to six on Fridays. We always have tasting. You missed your husband burping into the wall there. Next time. There's a microphone for a reason. Feel free to interrupt me with that. That was a good burp.

I don't want to be rude. Go ahead and give the hours. People want to come by and I get the shirts and all that. Yes, we are there 11 to 7 tonight tomorrow. We are there noon to 5 on Sunday. Is there anything else that we need to talk about? I coughed. It was cough.

It wasn't a burp. I think that's it. Come by the shirts, come by the four-pack and have a tasting today. Branching out, bottle shop. Township 5 in Camillas. Cody and I'll play some shooty hoops. Yeah, what's the whole. Gaming stream presented by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales.

Be buying with Ryan. and we hope to see you guys out at a couple of stewards locations later on today. We're not done yet. Radio World, you, we only have what? What? 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. We only have eight more hours of work, bud. We only got, yeah.

Eight more hours, huh? So we're going to play some video games. Radio World, you could, I haven't heard this song in a while. Classic 90s of 9. Little sneaker pins kicking off your 90s at 9. It's K Rock.