The Show - HALL OF SCENARIOS

Episode Date: February 1, 2026

No recaps on Friday shows, but rest assure that currently no tectonic plates have opened under Josh’s parent’s house.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. After Molly, I'm sweating. Yo.

Right, kids? No? Mollipopping. Oh, hooy. Happy Friday, baby. You made it, dumb, dumps. We're so close. We're so close.

Don't stop yet. I'm just so close. Big Paul pulling up out front. Absolutely forgot his key card. 100%. Does he got pants out? What do we wear out there, Big Ball? Nah, all right.

Okay. No, he's still at age where he thinks it's, he does the joke where he's being serious, and he doesn't understand why you don't, It's not cold? No, I know you may be not feeling it, but... No, he's cold. Oh, he's cold.

Stop. He's silly. Good morning, everybody. Yeah, Big Paul works over there with Gomez, and he is just... He is just a dim little candle. That big ball... There's a light flickering. Where is it?

There he is. Sweet, hard little boy. Uh, yeah, happy Friday. Jimmy from the Brinks on the Thruway. How you doing, Jimmy? I know Batavia had the throughway close yesterday. Yeah. Did you see that?

Like a 20-car pile-up or something? It's, some of those are almost unavoidable. If you're slip-sliding, yeah. With the white-out conditions, all of a sudden, your visibility is, you know what I mean? 50 feet. Dude. And that's not enough to stop when those roads are like that. It's rough, man.

It's rough. And you're going even just like 40. I texted you yesterday. I drove my son over to his friend's house at like 615, and it was a, the white out in Oswega County again. Yeah, I don't understand the, the, where I thought it wasn't, it wasn't all. I don't know. Here we are with the snow.

But hey, right now, right here, it's not snowing. Right now. Right now. We're all right now, all right? It was up by me. Was it? On that hill, I got just a little and it keeps just starting and nothing like substantial, but it's still snowing.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you're saying. Like there's flakes. It's still snowing, but it's just not, you know, accumulating or nothing. How about our friends in Oswego? You guys all right? Everybody all right?

You dug out? No. No, definitely not. I think they're all right, but they are not dug out. They're having a bad time. Yeah. In Oswego, state of emergency. All right.

The problem is it's that heavy crap, too. Yeah, dude. That there's nowhere for it to go. They swapped that coastal storm or whatever that Northeaster was for a lake effect band. Then it's just been nonstop up in Oswego. Well, I saw over here they're finally doing what I have said for him to do forever and ever. They're hucking snow over the side, letting it roll into the creek or wherever over here. You don't think you're allowed to do that.

It cares. All right. It's not our problem now. I'm not going to atone for the sins of my father. We didn't do this. I didn't poison the water. You did. But there's nowhere to put it and just dump it over some fences.

Got to make room. Twitch.tv. K-Rox, C&Y. If you guys want to check in on us, we are here all morning. Busy Friday show. It is a beer Friday. A little bit of a different beer Friday. We will have Grow Brewing in today.

Oh, I see what you are there. To get ready for the brew fest tomorrow. Nice. We're going to head over to Bridge Street and be on the television to talk about brew fest. You got any plans for the big hey dude reunion or? I mean, I don't know. I've had all week to think about it. And I just, I don't know.

Settling in for it. Did you get the link? It falls in between the set. Did you get the link for the Zoom? call for the dude the dude the the dudearites or whatever the hell Danny Torres yep the Dana fans am I did my fellow Danny fans fellow the fellow the fellow Danny fans that we're going to do is it was a zoom call while we watch it in the middle like the Brady bunch oh I'll send you the link tomorrow's a big hey dude reunion I'm just I'm not getting everybody

excited about it but there's a certain contingency of 90s kids it's a little excited about it you know you know can we watch it somewhere yeah it's on YouTube that's That's what the thing is. It's three o'clock tomorrow on YouTube. I thought we had to, like, go to who the hell knows, wherever. I didn't catch that part when we were talking about it. All right. It's the hey dude.

It's the 90s. Yeah. All right. Christine Stiller, Ben Stiller's wife, who played, uh, the hell was her name on Hey Dude? Whatever, but she's. Melody? Melody, yeah. Yeah.

It's her podcast and she's getting them all back together, including Danny Torres. Which I still. You're not alone. We're all shocked. I'll never. We're all shocked, bud. I'll never. That is like an M-night sham-lam-a-lom-a-lom-da reveal there at the end.

Thank you. I want you to look up, you know, I can probably show this to Twitch if you give me a second. Okay. Because you know how like you're always making jokes like, oh, the company screwed this thing up, but they said screw it, let's sell it. Yeah. That really happened with this stuffed horse where they sewed the smile on upside down. and now it's just a sad horse, and everybody wants the sad horse. Oh, you got a name of just grumpy pony.

Here, look it. Grumpy pony. I can show Twitch and give me a second, but they put the face on wrong. So now it's a sad horse. It looks judgmental. Yeah, it's like, what are you doing? Like it's doing this. A stuffed horse that appears to be crying,

a huge horse. Cring horse. Cring horse. Has become China's latest hot toy, the $4 horse plushy. erroneously went viral after, like I said, they put the face on wrong. Erone the pony. Errone the pony! This little horse looks so sad and pitiful.

Just like the way I feel it works. Somebody commented. Right? No, that's, now I want one. I want on. With this crying horse, with this crying toy in the year of the horse, I hope to leave all my grievances at work and behind all day. We gotta get one of those and put it right in here. You guys can Google it.

I'll play the audio. Boy, stuff up. that's gone viral. As Lunar New Year approaches, a Chinese company wanted to welcome the year of the horse with a plush decoration that would put smiles on faces. Well, it did, just not in the way they anticipated. A worker sewed its mouth upside down by mistake. I didn't think much about it, so when a customer wanted to return it, I said, send it back to me. But later they said, actually, there's no need. The owner later started seeing photos of the mourn for mayor circulating online. Suddenly, an amusing mistake appeared to tap into the mood of many young white-collar

workers across China. I get it. Customers joked that the so-called crying horse reflected how they felt during long hours at their jobs. Right on! The smiling one showed how they felt afterwards. Yeah, right on! I can't find a link for it. What are you looking for?

The horse! Yeah, I don't know if you could buy it. You got to buy it in China, probably. Oh, I want to buy it. It's so sad. I just like it. That's great. You put the face on wrong. Just put it out there, I guess

Roney the pony is judging you from afar Like it's funny because if you look at the real version of it Which see that whole big white nose part Yeah spin that all the way around the whole thing Look at this is what it's supposed to look like It's got two little things there And then the cheeks and the smile No

No I don't like it I like sad horse way better Yeah Roney the Pony's way better than Happy Horse See, when life hands you lemons, right? You just do it. Love it. How do you make a name as the city's most compelling compact crossover? Well, the Lexus UX started with a refined suspension tuned for the streets. Then added a palette of distinctive, vibrant exterior colors,

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Not so fast, man. I'm fighting, yeah. All I want to do is do it in Scalator voice now. Me too. want to see you guys there, of course, two sessions. Get your tickets, C&YBrewfest.com. So much going on tomorrow, and we hope that you can get out there and enjoy it. Or at the very least, watch us on Bridge Street.

Yeah, we'll be on the television here a little bit. We're fancy time, big time TV, man. We're a couple of fancy fellas. I'm already anxious, Cody, because the handoff has happened. I'm now in charge of the house and the cats. Dude, the cat. The one cat. There's one cat and it was that.

I thought there was like three. There usually are. My parents' house will get, they'll be like three cats, and then one gets, my mom likes old cats. Oh, so they don't hang around very long. Huck some to the woods. She likes to find the cats that are late in life, and she gives them a nice cushy home, and then, you know, they crossed the rainbow bridge. Yep.

This one could. I mean, I'm not being a bummer, but she did tell me this one could go while they're gone. Joshy. So now I might have to deal with a dead cat. If you see it's dead. If my sweet girl crosses the rainbow Put it in a backs, put it outside So she freezes nice

For those you don't know what's going on in my life That was so hilarious yesterday And I'm glad you get to witness this Yeah Because no one would believe me Man So my parents My parents are taking my nephews

Yes They're not taking this going with them My nephews and my sister My brother-in-law And my parents are going to Disney for the week Yes They left today to try to beat that whatever North Carolina storm

that's happening over the weekend. And your boy, I'm one of many people watching the house, mind you. No way. The neighbors are in charge of like security and snow blowing and all that. I'm on the interior. I'm the one who's in charge of the interior structure and security, feeding the cat, giving the cat water.

So any normal, I would guess, parent would say, hey, can you check on the cat in the house? Here's a key. Thanks. Right? Yeah. Right. That's what I do.

Like when you're a parent, so out of town, they're just like, Cody. I get left pizza money. Right. That's how a normal. There we go. Then it's lawless. Go enjoy. Parties and strippers.

This man who, uh, you guys know is my stepfather, Bob. Who has, uh, raised my brother and I, since I was the age of 10, nine and a half, 10. So it's going to explain why I am the way I am, I think. His, his, his, his, um, his neurodiversity, if you will, it's a very special fellow. Yeah. So it wasn't just, hey, Josh, can you check on the house? Here's a key. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Josh, what day are you available this week? For what? Well, I got to take you around the house. So I had to have an orientation.

Yep. First of all. You mean, you needed it. You mean the house, you know, that you got in. The house I grew up in. Ben in. Got to get, I got to get the run of the land. I got to know where things are.

Been in a handful of times. Lived there from the age of 10. A time or two. So like 22. I lived in that house for 12 years. Yeah. I mean, you know. Pretty familiar with the layout, but it's okay.

It's okay. What we do. So he calls me over. He says Wednesday, when you're finishing up will work. Why do you stop? by the house. I'll show you what needs to be done. Perfect. So, go over to the house.

Now it's time for the Hall of Scenarios. Dude, is that the Hornet House I'm going to put together? The Hall of Scenario. Bob's Hall of Scenarios? Because I went through them. Yep. I'll take you guys through the insanity of this house. All right. If there's a volcano. Now, I don't know where the tectonic plates are, but if they shift, be ready.

I disagree. Oh. If you look out the window, that flag there and that flag there shows. I've marked the plates in Panelville. If the ground weren't to open, it will open there. Don't drive over it. That don't. You're getting ahead of me, Cody.

You're getting ahead of me. Oh, I forgot. You forgot that. That is a rule. That is a rule. I can't drive on it. All right. Get to the house.

He hands me three keys. For three. Okay, well, I apologize. Two keys in a garage door opener. So I have three points of entry. He goes, here's the key for the front door. Now, if you can't get in here. Because what?

If you can't get in the front door. If a hobo was barricaded himself inside the front door, I don't know. I don't even know what scenario that would be. Okay, fine. I can't get in the front door. A squatter has gotten in. I have a second key for a garage door.

that I can get into, and then that gets me into the house, okay? Well, what if you break the key? Great news, I have a third option for you. Here's the garage door opener, which will then open the garage door, allowing me access to a lockbox where I then have to put in the code he gave me to access that third key. Now, if those three options fail, Cody, I'm screwed. Okay?

You have to break a window. So I got to go in the house. Now I'm in the house. Yep. using one of my points of entry. Yes. Which one did you go in that day? Front door?

Believe it or not, the front door worked, you guys. Just curious, I didn't know. It's been working for 30 years. I didn't even know. It just woping right up. Who would I guess? That's crazy, but okay. So I go in the house, and there's this cat, the sweet old cat.

I don't even know the cat's name, to be honest, but she let me pet her. And she's just, yeah, I mean, it's just, my mother has old cats. And feed me. I'm a cat. Now I think my stepfather has like a mental relationship with this cat because he's like, if there's not enough food in the bowl, the cat will be pissed off. So make sure the bowl is topped off. So I got to top off the bowl.

I got to top off the ball. I got to top off the water. Now we're doing the orientation. Now it's time to go room to room. Now we're doing the orientation. We're going down to the basement. Yep. He's showing me where the well water comes into the house.

Make sure you check that. there's not a leak. Yep. Make sure you check for a spring. We're going to go back to the laundry room. Well, Josh, we're going to keep that door cracked. Because if I don't keep this door cracked, these pipes could freeze,

and then those pipes will burst, and then we'll have a disaster. That'll be it. It'll be done. Now we're going into the other room where I've shown the light switches. I want to show, I want to tell you something, Cody. You ever seen what it is?

Okay, now, these are the light switches. Cody, I'm going to tell you something. The room I was in seeing the light switches is the room I, I almost just swore. It's the room I lived in. It was my bedroom. Well, you know where they are? Yeah, but it's not now. Not now, is it?

Watch the bedroom now. No, now it's Tam Tam's craft room. So everything's different. Everything's different. He's rerouted. You're ready to have some different things. The wiring is all different. So now I've got the run down of the house I grew up in for 12 years.

Like everything's been broken down. I know where all the light switches are. Are you supposed to keep any lights on to make sure people are coming out of your mind? No, okay. Lights on? Lights off. All lights. All.

Is there like in the kitchen over the oven light? Does that even stay on or is that even? There'll be lights. I don't know if he's got lights going on. I don't know what the neighborhood watch situation is like. Oh, it's... But there is not... I wouldn't be sure if there wasn't a cat in there,

he would have cut power to the entire house. He would have cut power to the road. Nobody gets power. No. Because catastrophe could happen. It's not necessary. You see how I was raised with everything is the worst possible outcome? Yep, got to cut the power.

And it makes sense to now who I am. And I'm realizing it is I'm watching this. What if the neighbor's house catches on fire and the wind catches and it catches the trees in between? That's the neighbor that's supposed to be watching the driveway situation. They left for the day. Let me jump ahead. So now I've got the orientation of my childhood home. I've got the breakdown.

I know how it's laid out. I mean, exactly the same. Well, nothing has changed. I mean, to the point where literally my bedroom door still has stickers I put on the door. But I forgot, okay, I forget that. So now we, now we've got the rundown of the inside, multiple places to check for water leaks. Here's where the cat's going to be. Everything's good.

That can be unplugged. That's fine. Don't do that. Outside. Could you just keep this walk shoveled? I don't want to come home to a lot of snow on the wall. Sure, sure, I'll keep the walk shovel. Yep.

So then yesterday, let me jump ahead. Cody and I, we'll get into this. This is a separate story. Cody and I are at the Lights on the Lake Check presentation yesterday. Yes. It's a very important thing that we had to be at. Yeah. It was there with Ryan McMahon.

Yeah. Avalin from Wegmans. They're all happy to see us. We're just silly little fellows they like to see. It's very serious. We're giving out money to these charities. Yeah. But I mean, yeah, we were...

My phone starts to vibrate in my pocket. It's got it on silent. Let me give you the exact amount of question marks that came after... Hold on a second. This is a serious business here. So I'm okay. You don't understand. Can you talk four question marks?

Boom, boom, boom, boom. To which, of course, brain, worst case scenario. Yep. Somebody's injured. Somebody's dead. Who's dead? I go, is it important? I'm in the middle of something.

Well, call me when you're done, because I got to tell you something. So now I get to stand at this check presentation, being like, well, did my mother fall down upstairs? Is this trip canceled what's going on? She got them hips now. She runs up and downstairs. So we wait until we get back here to work.

We get back here to work. And I knew, I knew this was going to be one of those calls. So I called them and walked immediately to Cody's studio. because I want... Cody witnesses these calls that I get. Yeah. I want him to witness it because nobody would believe me.

He had to explain how to get mail. It piles up. It piles up! And he doesn't know how much mail we're going to get because you know your mother, she orders packages, so what if a big package comes and then the mailman can't fit any other mail in the mailbox?

And then they take it back with them and then it's gone forever. They'll throw it away. He calls... I call him thinking that the worst has happened. No, no, no, no. There's just mail coming to the house. I go, you didn't stop your mail?

It's not a long enough trip, Josh, where I got to do that. It's literally like a box on a website. It would have taken him 20 seconds, but I'd like... And then they bring you a nice package later with all of it in there. I do it. I go, okay, yeah. And then it was like, you're like, Cody sat there and witnessed. Eight to ten minutes of him telling me what time the mailman comes.

Yep. Some days he comes at this time. And then what... But it should be okay. you should have already been there when you're done with work. But then when you remember, well, Saturdays. Saturdays is a whole different can of worms. It comes later, so.

So you might not, I don't know what's going to happen. Dude, I, Cody witnessed it. Yep. Then he tells me, well, when you get the mail, this is baffling. Don't pull in the driveway. This is next level insanity.

This is something my brother and I, people don't believe was one of the rules at my house. If there's snow on the driveway, you're not allowed to pull in the driveway, because that packs it down and then it's there forever. And then it's there forever. Lifetime. We're never getting that ice will be there forever. Good luck getting up into the driveway in the summer. You won't. You'll slide right on the driveway. One of the rules was if it is just snowed, you can't pull on the driveway. So we, he goes, just don't pull up because you know, you're going to pack the snow down to park on the road. So you've got to pull into the

driveway over and over and over. You're a, you're, I told, Cody said this yesterday. He goes, he goes, you got, he goes, you got to do that to screw them. I go, you don't know how detrimental to my life that would be. If he came home, there's a bunch of pack tire marks on the driveway, dude. No, just, I told him to mess with them even more, be like, that wasn't me. Maybe someone was using it as a turnaround. That would send him into another tizzy.

Then he'd be going to all the neighborhood old men that he knows, going, who the hell was at my house when I was in Disney? Yeah, you're, that was. Nobody was. I think it was your son who was pulling in. Well, he told me he didn't. God damn, Josh. When I got there, someone was just using it as a turnaround. I saw him.

So you can see why I'm going to be stressed the next week for the next week. Because I've got all of these rules I've got to follow. To check on my parents' house and this old cat that my mother has already said, yeah, she might die, Josh. I don't know. So maybe a cat will die. I told my mom, I want a so bad make a phone. Photoshop of a flooded basement.

You got to wait. She goes, he will put us in the car and we'll come home. When you got to have your mom text you when they are like, I don't know, here. Almost here. And I'm like, hey. And then send him. And then he just guns it. Just give him 10 minutes of a little, a little bit of panic.

Just a little. For yourself. For your health. So now my head is just, I'm just running a million miles an hour. I think we're good. They're on the road now. Yeah. I think we're good.

How many times do you think he checks in while he's gone? Let's place a bet now. You think? Every day. Once they're there? All right, Josh, we're here. Just wanted to make sure check ins. Because he wants to know immediately, at least today, if you got the mail.

He doesn't want to know right away if you got the mail. All right. Let's put the over on. I'll keep track of checkings. All right. Tax calls. Tax or calls. Your mom counts too because he's going to.

Use your mom. Damn. Go ahead and ask Josh what the house he's up to. Tell him I forgot to tell him that there might be, you know. So I'll put the over under at, I'll be conservative. Four and a half check-ins. Okay. Over under the four.

You're taking the over? Yeah, over. You guys taking the over? I'm going over. Seven days, 22 seconds. Yeah. Yeah, I mean. And then if the cat dies, do I just like put it in a bag?

Don't tell. Yeah, you just don't need phone. I wouldn't run a vacation. Don't even tell it. Put it in a bag. I'll be like, yeah, I wouldn't run the vacation. I'll say put it outside so it freezes and doesn't like smell and stuff. That's what I would do, yeah.

But aren't there coyotes and stuff where you guys are? If I chuck it on the roof, they can't. Gosh. Question for you. We got a lot to get to, including Cody's big TV appearance yesterday. You were on TV too. Was I? I didn't see me in the clip.

Oh, I don't know. I didn't. I take the back. I am in the clip when we all slide over to do the check foe. But literally you're in every clip. I didn't see any of the news things. I'll play it for you. I kept forgetting.

Right there in the exact right position. I thought about it. Every clip. Like five minutes into it, I was like, I'm right behind them for all of these. I didn't think about it. I thought that it'd be like a wider shot. It was not.

I thought we'd all be in it. It's literally just like Evelyn from Wegmans, Cody. Carrie from events. Cody. Yo, what's up? It's like your secret service. I'm just there. I'm bodyguard.

CNY Brewfest, Wildcast Sports Pub. C&Y Brewfest is tomorrow. Two sessions. Go to CYBrewfest.com. Pick either of those sessions. Maybe you want to pregame and head up to the SU game tomorrow. That's a good idea. Maybe you want to come later on in the evening.

You don't care about the SU game. Two different options. Plus so much going on when you get there. Cocktails. Canned cocktails. Canned cocktails. Canned cocktails. Can cocktails for mocktails for you sober people.

Can a mocktail. Of course, over 150 different pores. Great event tomorrow. Also, I'll be up at the Beaville Big Chill. I volunteer for that every year. Get out in the community. I don't know how you lunatics are going to jump in that water tomorrow. No.

Currently, negative 13 outside of the Utica studio. Negative 2 outside of the K.I. Syracuse studio. That's just making that water. Nice and warm. This is going to have to be the coldest Beaville Big Chill. ever hosted. It's got to be. I can't remember when it was

in the negatives, dude. I'll be inside of a heated tent. Yeah, bring some hand warmer and all that stuff, man. It's really fun to watch if you want to watch a bunch of just local organizations and community members raising money tomorrow. It kicks off at 1130.

At Mercer Park in Baldensville. If you're looking for something to do, come to the big chill, come over the brew fest, SSU game that night, busy day tomorrow. You got a real rumble tomorrow going Nothing that goes on in Syracuse. There's nothing. Let out down there at the landmark

tomorrow night. There's Josh Johnson, the comedian in town tomorrow night. It is a packed Saturday. I guess so. It is a packed Saturday, something. Yeah, whatever. There's nothing wrong. Nothing to do of Syracuse, because I don't leave my house. I just go on the internet and complain about it.

There's nothing. Whatever. Big day for our Coco yesterday. As we were invited to the Czech presentation for the charities that made money off a likes on the lake this year, Wegman's lights on the lake always a great event. We do a bunch of different things. We do like those opening night charities, those closing night charities. We do the do the doggie drive-through for Humane, C&Y.

We raise money for a bunch of great causes. They all got checks yesterday. But the real treat came from the television coverage. We don't know. We don't know how to do things. We don't know what we're supposed to be doing. I kept waiting for them to say that, Alright, here's the part we're going to be doing for like news and stuff.

I didn't know idea when those cameras were on. They were on the entire time. It took me forever. They were on the entire time. A while. There was a podium. And that's where the important people talk. And then you and I are just the eye candy.

We're very handsome boys. Yep. And we just kind of stood off to the side. Yeah. And I thought that the news was doing like a wide shot because it was like, there was a podium. Yeah. And then on one side, a bunch of galaxy people, you, me, Gomez was there, Ed was there, Nick was there.

And then the other side was like Ryan McMahon was there, the Parks Commissioner, Avalin from Wegmans, they were all there. I assumed it'd be all of us on the shot. I thought it was the opposite. You thought it was just podium. I thought it was just, boom. What we got. Podium, carry. What we got was a perfect splitting of the difference.

Yep. It wasn't a wide shot, but it wasn't just the podium. everybody who spoke at the podium was flanked by Coco Cody was in the shot I'm going to show you Twitch.tv slash K-Rock CY jump in here

Yeah If you didn't know what this was and you washed it with the sound off or you would just look at the photos of it Yeah You'd think we were honoring Cody You would think that we've all gathered to honor whoever this man is

With the K-Rock sure done Or they hired the shortest little hairyest little huskiest little security guard the cutest little security guard that ever sits with a little pom-pom lights on the lake hat. You would think that it was like your make a wish or something and we're all there to be like

Cody really wanted to come down to the parkway or something. They're about to give me a check for being such a brave young man. He's a brave boy. He's done so much for his community. Or like you're getting Eagle Scout or something. That's what it looked like. Every video was just you right there in the back. Jump in our Twitch chat.

If you can just for a second to watch this video. Twitch.tv. C-N.Y. Shout out C&Y Central, Matt McCoy, Matt Mulcahy and everybody over there. Well, happening tonight, Lights on the Lake, wrapped up for the season a little while ago this month earlier in the season. But the impact's still being felt today. See, this morning, Lights on the Lake and Honoredogga County share the numbers for a successful season. There we are.

With nearly 37,000 cars driving through the show. In total, the lights in the lake. There's Cody. He weighs more than $10,700 that went to eight local charities. This is one of our favorite. Boom. Now right now, if you're not watching, let me describe what's going on in the photo I've paused on. It's literally our friend Carrie and Cody.

And that's it. Like, you see Ryan McMahon's shoulder. Why didn't one of, why didn't any of the news guys be like, hey, just a heads up? You're the only one in this shot. Could we get you to just slide down it? And like, absolutely, I would prefer that. If they were like, hey, you're the only one in the shot. Nobody said anything.

No. No. Not like taking shots at the camera guys, but like those are three the grumpiest dudes I've ever looked at. I think TV camera guys are grumpy dudes. No words. They wouldn't answer. Poor Ryan McMahon, they were taking pictures and he couldn't just get them to be like, okay, all set.

Every time you'd be like, are you done? Are you done? And they still wouldn't even answer Ryan McMahon. They would just look down. Like, what are you even doing? Answer him. We can't be invited to these things, you guys. We don't fit anywhere.

No. This room is the only place we fit in. Yep. Here's, I'll keep the clip going, because now we go to the amazing Evelyn from Wegmans. Best dressed person in the history of world. Evelyn is the best dressed human being you're ever going to meet. If you don't know Evelyn, she is, I think her job is like head of PR maybe or something for Wegmans. She used to walk in with some of the big wigs.

She is a big deal. And she dresses incredibly. Yeah, it was awesome. Her car is really nice. Yep. Days of the year where we really get to celebrate the lights and the lake season and also get to have all these wonderful organizations come together. It's a great chance for everyone to meet each other and to also celebrate what you do for the community. There's coming.

We can get in there quick. Hundreds of new unwrapped toys were collected and donated at the 5K walk-and-run back in November. County Executive McMahon also said this was the snowiest light in the lake season he can recall in recent memory. Yeah, yeah. Go watch the clip. I can post it on our Facebook page. I thought Evelyn was in that. I have a screenshot

somewhere. There's a million. We honored Cody. Yesterday we honored Cody. Yes. And Cousin James, we're not talking about who's checking on anybody's butts. We don't know where our eyes were wandering. You know, we're looking around the room. Probably, but not then. Not then.

We were just looking around the room. Yeah, around then there's just nowhere to really put your eyes. And then we had to take a bunch of photos and we don't know how to do a smile. So we just look like it's like school photo day. Hi, hi. Although the one, I'm so glad, the one that got used for social media is the one that I did. There's only one time when we did the group picture where I'm smiling like an idiot. And I made sure I'm like right over Mr. Crave's shoulder.

and I'm like pretending, like seeing how short you are, like emphasizing how short you are. Because they kept saying, no, move up, move up. I'm like, I'm not going to stand in front of Ed Levine and Ryan McMahon. Yeah, it's not going to be Cody Leasy. It was, it was remorse. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I'm good right here. Yeah.

At that point I was like, I've been up front enough. I'm all set. Amazing. That was enjoyable. Just a fun day was had by all. It was a great cause. We thank you to everybody who came to lights on the lake on those charity nights. You guys contributed all this money to do.

these great causes. No, I absolutely, that's why I just kept put my hands in front of me because it was 40 minutes. And after a while, I'm like, I don't know what to do with my hands. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do like this in my pockets, but I don't want to look bored. So I don't like to stand on my hands behind my back because it's just not comfortable. I did that because I didn't want to look like I was covering my wiener up. But yours is funny because you stood with your hands in front of you and you have a giant

Ghostbusters logo on every TV shot as well. I didn't even think of that. Yeah, the back of your hand is a giant Ghostbusters logo on it that everybody saw on camera as well. Anyways, Twitch.com. We did it. We did it. Just another day in paradise, bud. Oh, good.

Snowing. Hey, good, we get that snow going now. I was worried in Syracuse that had stopped snowing for a couple hours. Uh, listen. It's, uh, it's the winter. I'm, I'm not, I'm doing a mental gymnastics where I'm not getting bummed out. Because I'm at the point where I could be bummed out about how cold and winter snowy it's been. But I also know that I still got a long runway.

So I'm not going to put all my emotions out right now. Oh, I get it. Start in November. Someone that has to take their dog outside in this. I very much understand. Cody's door was frozen open this morning. The latch would not engage. It was so cold.

It was that old school style from your older cars growing up where you open your door and you go to close it. goes. Yeah. And the little latch doesn't do anything. Yep. And you're like, come on. You threw some hot water at it. Well, I was trying to monkey with it with my fingers, and it was freezing out.

And I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, it's so cold. And then I was trying to, I needed a, I was like, all right, let me get a screwdriver out the back. The back thing, you press that little button. It just kept going, brum, brum, brum, bar, and I'm like, are you frozen? How's the back thing frozen? Yeah.

Oh, this makes sense. So then I went inside, at which point I'm like, all right, you're already running late here, so I had to get warm water and a little screwdriver, and I threw that on it, and I tried it again. I'm like, you're still frozen? And it's so cold that warm water doesn't stay warm long.

Instantly was cold and ice. So I went in like hot, hot water, and then put it in the microwave for like 15 seconds, then went out there. Was your dog confused this whole time? Well, I brought her back inside, because she hates that. Any type of anything out of the norm

with, especially with like cars, gets her all kind of weirded out. So I brought her back in and I'm like, all right, we'll figure this out. We'll be a little late, but we'll get this because I don't know what the hell to do. And my window's been messing up.

So I couldn't even, I was like, you know what I'm going to do. I got rope. It's like, I'm going to tie this son of a bitch around the window frame, crank the heat and just close it and figure it out later.

Just tie it closed so it doesn't. But then I was like, your window track is a little, been a little iffy lately your window thing and then you're not going to be able to put your window up and then a hobo is going to steal your car and light it on fire but it eventually with the water

and a screwdriver it was okay thank goodness bud he did it every day's a new adventure right every day is a winding road great news for me as you know how you call people carons that person's a caron yes stop being a caron yeah you're such a caron

you're such a caron oh my god you're Always such a Karen about it. That poor name is ruined for poor women. Well, guess what the next one is? Josh. Yeah. Josh is officially the new Karen. Come on.

What did I do? Over the past decade, Karen memes have flooded the internet. And now that has been replaced my Josh. For example. What a Josh. If Josh doesn't already have a podcast, he's thinking about starting one. Get in there, Josh. Come on, man.

What did I do? That's not. A new report dug into the latest, you know, meme names. He was a podcast thing, too. Geez. And I know you're all asking, well, what happened to Ken's and Chads? Like, you're being a Chad. Well, here's the thing.

We were all over the place. Yeah. They wanted to narrow it down. But, hey, we all got to get on the same page. And they did. gonna be and the way they did it is they figured out the most popular millennial man name is Josh. Is Josh? From 1981 to 1996, 725,000 Joshes were born. Really? Yeah. I wouldn't. I was. I wouldn't even know where to begin when I think of what name I hear the most. You know what I mean? I don't even know. I would think

there's more mics than Josh is right but I guess Mike is on like it's been around forever it's like that little handful like Mike Chris not real I don't think not even a Steve really no Mike Chris I just had another one no but like John Mike Chris John it was a thing my mom thought she had like she named me Joshua after after obviously the Bible yeah and she thought it was like a good idea it was 1980 1981 yeah thought she was like the first one to do it and then it did pick up 81 to 96 was the big Josh era. I don't think anyone names are kids Josh anymore, right? I haven't heard of any new Josh's.

No. Now kids' names are like Easton and Glover. Gregory. Yeah, yeah. So here's the rundown of why Josh is the meme name now. Let's go for it. There's a bunch of memes. one business posted, anyone taking part in No Josh January?

This is going to be good. I wish. You know what? I was pretty good. No Josh January. Then like the fifth. It just it broke. I love a No Josh January.

It's exhausting. It is exhausting. My wife would kill for a No Josh January. Cousin' Jay's right. My wife. Yeah, exactly. My wife. Is that our beer guest out there pulling in?

That might be our beer guests. Possibly. Here's a couple more. We're all leaving Josh's in 2025. Goodbye, Josh. One meme says, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Girls go to Mars to shine like stars.

Josh's stupid ass goes to hell. I mean, I know what I did. I'm annoying. I know, but... I already said if Josh doesn't already have a podcast, he's thinking about starting one. If he's ever in an argument, he'll threaten to pull up a study to prove his points, although Josh has never actually read that study.

I read a couple. I read a couple studies. This is by far the funniest article that's ever been written. Will it stick? No one knows, but one Josh Meamer said he's laughing about it now. He knows how the name can affect yourself confidence. Yeah, because Cairns do not like being named Cairns anymore. No.

I don't, I don't, I don't, sorry. All you're saying is my name. That's actually helpful for brand awareness. I actually like it. Ha ha.

Turn the tables. I like it. How the turntables. How the turn tables. Anyone taking part in no Josh January? No, none more. Turn tables.

He's the Josh guy. He throws bad knives. He's joshing around. He's just joshing around. Happy Friday, everybody. This is K. Rock. That would have been a better name for all those.

Ronnie. They'd like to have a dry Ronnie. Mm-hmm. No January. No Ronnie January. It'd be better. It is the day before the Wildcat Sports Pub's CNY Brewfest happening tomorrow

at the Great New York State Fairgrounds. Boom. You can still get your tickets. You mine right online. Just go to CNYBrewfest.com. You pick a session. You come get yourself some drinks. Doing a little.

dangly things for on your neck. Yeah. Garrett from Groh Brewing is in here. We're going to get him in here at 815. Awesome. Talk about some beers. Going to have a beer? Netflix has a new dating show called Age of Attraction, Cody, where contestants do not know each other's ages.

Ooh. That, I mean. That could go weird, but maybe not. But you know that they aren't going to make it like normal ages. One lady is going to be like 60. No, they have a limit. 22 to 15. So it's not going to be like 18 and 75.

I was going to say that's going to be weird if some like 20 year old chick has to, she accidentally pick some 58 year old guy. Let me hear, I want to hear what this teaser clip is that came out. So bad. When you tell people your age, they put a stigma to that. The truth is when love is there and love is real age won't matter. You'll be dating without ever knowing how old your partner is. if these guys are my age, my dad's age, my grandpa's age.

I'm getting nervous. I'm petrified that he's too young. My oldest is 29, and I think he's in his 30s. Everyone thinks I'm significantly older than I am. I think I'm going to shock her. Catch a seatbelt on? I am. Oh, I got to tune in to find out.

Wait, so they like, they go on dates and do stuff? Yeah, how old someone is? They don't look? because if you can't tell then it's okay whatever their age is I mean but if you go and it's someone's a grandpa when they reveal the curtain

and you're like all right you're 22 and someone that looks you know older than me walks out right or I said 59 but still it's not old but yeah you open up a curtain

and you see a 59 year old guy you're gonna be like oh he's he's 59 he has a gray beard and gray hair no you can't tell I didn't reveal my age yet and then that one guy was everybody thinks I'm significantly old

that I am. No, we don't. I'm about to shock you. No, are you about 23, 24? How did you ever guess? How did you guess? No, I think that, I think that, listen, if you can find a relationship age, what a Leah say while being groomed underage, age ain't nothing but a number?

There you go. Didn't work out great in that situation, but that is true. It's like, you know, if you can connect with someone older than you find, younger than you fine. But yeah, no, it's, well, all that age thing where they said that love doesn't matter whatever age, you start skewing it a little bit. Yeah. Then we've all seen weird stuff with, you know,

80-year-olds and 20-year-old. Bill Belichick. Like, there's nothing Bill Belichick's talking to Jordan about. No. There's just nothing. No. No, but when our love sustains through all, it doesn't matter because love conquers all.

You're my rock. You don't have a connection the way that me and what's her name does. You're my rock and you're everything to me. No, I am of a, was it you that said that? He just. No, that was Stavi. Comedian Stavi. Well, you were the one that told you.

I said you the clip. Yes, yes, yes. He was so focused on football, he did not discover Poon until he was in his 70s. He had no idea. He had no idea. He was out there. Kind of got done. And I was like, wait, excuse me, wait.

I can do sex with this. What are you doing with that? It's new to him. It's all new. What are you putting that? Yeah. Excuse me. The Wildcat.

Sports Pub, C&Y Brewfest. I glitched out there for a second. I forgot the rest of the worst. I was really broke. Wildcat Sports Pub. C&Y Brewfest tomorrow at the Greek. New York State Fairgrounds. Two sessions.

Go to CNY brewfest.com for tickets and information. And one of the breweries that'll be there is grow. Hello, Gary. Hello, guys. Thanks for having me on. Hold on me. Let me put my hat on. Oh, man.

We're merged out. I got a grow hat. I've been wearing the winter hat every day for months and I was like, I got to wash it this week. And then it's like, oh, girls are coming in. Of course. We got a ton of my hat. Cody and I are after the show today are going on TV to promote the brew fest and I'll be

wearing my grow hat. Don't worry about that. I'll get you swagged up. Don't worry. He's got it. He wears his grow hat everywhere. I know. Figures, though, just a long day.

His mommy's washing it for him today. I'm going to wash it. Tell me about Groh. We're out in New Hartford. It's you and your wife Alana that started it, right? That's correct. She's been on the show before. She has.

My dad as well. Yeah. Yeah, so family gig. We started kind of like a nomad brewery. I was renting space at other guys breweries making the beers, and then we were just putting them everywhere we possibly could. Is it just like a story of you were a beer fan? You want to make beers?

Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. It goes into that. I started 15 years ago brewing beer. So I've been in the industry a while. Oh, wow. Okay.

But, yeah, decided to do our own brand. Pretty much in COVID. Yeah. That was the thought. It was like, smart idea to launch a business during a pandemic. Why? Yeah. At the same time.

At least it's with the family. You had a kid too during the panel. That's what I mean, if you're going to be stuck inside with them, you might as well start a business. That's right. So like, obviously Grow makes great beers. I always love your can artwork. It's very tattoo themed. Like who, yeah, you, me and Cody.

Who's the artist that you use for your cans? So a lot of them are Rick Lomb. We use a lot of guys locally. Okay. But ourselves, in-house, we colorize and texturize everything. So it works like a piece of flash does. I'll send idea to artists. They send me the line drawing, and then we make it into beer.

It's awesome. I love it. It's fun. I love it. So let's talk about what we're going to sample here today. Two of your beers. Will these be at the Brew Fest tomorrow? These are actually year-round beers. We've never brought year-round beers on.

Pretty much everything's rotating from you guys. Figure let's bring on the stuff that people are going to see all the time. Okay, cool. What's this first one? So this one is House-Elogger. It's our house pale logger. It's kind of like a Pilsner. But it's German lager.

It is super crisp, super light. It still has a little bit of hop character. And we also use turpines in this. Oh, turpines. Very nice. So they're meant to emulate some kind of cannabis-y flavors without having any T.C. anything going on. Something a little interesting.

I like that. I like to call them beer-flavored beers. That's like what a Pilsner is. It's kind of got that grandpa beer vibe. That is good. There's more flavors than just that. And I like when there's not the huge. aftertaste with a lot of them.

This one's real quick. Entry point to grow. People are saying, what's your latest thing? That's what we do. So what is the industry like right now? I mean, you come out of like we've, that's good. The big, you know, beer craze happened.

I'm not saying it crash, but people are drinking less booze now, right? Yeah, we're post boom for sure. You know, it's, we're seeing consolidation in the market. We're having, seeing a lot of people have to pivot, and we're kind of rolling with the punches with that. So we're actually looking to put in a kitchen in our space. We're going to be putting in an event space in our space this year. Yeah.

And we're just constantly trying to promote community and community events with what we're doing. Where are you in Newhart? We're on two Campion Road right off a South 8 exit. Okay. Cool. It's right around the corner from Jimmy Johns. You see a big deck you see us. Nice.

Get a sub to. We're talking to Garrett from Grow Brewing Company. He will be out there along with over a, there's over a, you to kind of be like a beer fan walking around. Normally it's talking to, you know, customers. Yeah, you're at your booth. Everyone, yeah. And trying to just give the story and do the whole thing. to the thing we're doing right now.

But this time, I actually get to chop it up with all our friends. Because a lot of the other industry people, we get to see them. But it's like, hey, guys, how's it going? And then eight hours of madness ensues. So this time, I actually get to go from booth to booth and talk to these guys. Oh, that's going on for those guys. Do you have any local favorites that you always kind of gravitate to? We're underground beer lab people.

Oh, we love them. They do great stuff. We love Keith. So what's our second beer? What do we got here? Make the room. It's a hazy IPA. Our house, Hazie IPA.

Still ruling the market. You think that it's going to go away at some point. but it is still. IPA fans love IPA. It is ring and supreme for at least for our distribution market. So this one is the one we're keeping on all the time. It's hand-selected hops.

I get to fly out to Washington to hand-select hops. I was just going to ask, where are you sourcing all your ingredients from? Most of it, the hops are coming from Washington. A lot of it. We try and use some New York stuff whenever we can. Yeah. But a lot of, there's limitations.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, for both access to them and what they are. And what is it about Northwest hops? the climate grows really good. They've been there forever. I mean, those are like six-generation farms. They've done it since the 1800s. Right. Yeah, man.

That stuff's good. So that's, you know, it's great fruit. It's dank. It's got a little tropical thing going on. We have a house yeast that goes on there. But it's something that's just like our mainstay. That is dank. I agree.

I like that. That's a strong smell. That's awesome. Yeah, that's very grow. All right. So we're getting into, hopefully, eventually the weather will break and we'll get into the spring and summer. We're going to be doing stuff out at the brewery, right?

Always. So even now we're doing stuff. We got, I mean, you can check the events page. Go to growbrewingco.com to check out everything. That's the best way to stay informed. Yeah. But we are doing a chocolate pairing for Valentine's Day. We've got a Super Bowl tailgate party.

I'm going to be smoking meats out on the deck. Nice. In some coveralls. Tonight you've got Isaac French and Tyler Mann. We do, yep. Tomorrow Sam Herbert. Yep. We keep music pretty much twice a week at this point.

But there's always something going on. Seriously. We did the full year plan out this past week. And it's like there's not a week that we're not doing stuff. That's great. That's awesome. That's great, man. S-OS.

That's what I love about a spotlight, Gru. It's like the community, it's like the community hang. Like you're going to go to Grow to Grow and hang out. Garrett, have a great time tomorrow at the Brew Fest. You guys can, of course, get your tickets to that. CNY Brewfest.com. All the tickets and information and all the breweries that will be there, plus canned cocktails, ciders, so much more.

Garrett, always good to see you guys. Thank you. We love Grow. Oh, I love it. Have a great season. We'll see you again. We'll see tomorrow. See you at the Brewfest tomorrow. See you guys in most.

Who are you? Who is it? Who's here? Hello? Come on in. Hey, here are you. Now, we're wrapping up. No, Josh January, cousin Jay.

That's it. We're wrapping it up. Wrapping it up, no Josh January. Now, coming up is, uh, frick, Josh February. Aw, man. Not to give any you, uh, lovely ladies, any ideas. Josh free February. Two women out in Oregon.

Okay. Live in a small Oregon town of just 2400 people. Okay. It's a tiny town. Okay. and they were having trouble paying for like snow removal. Like there just wasn't enough people to pay for all this stuff. Yeah.

So they put together a naked calendar to sell and raise money. Hell yeah. Now they're older women, but I don't care. That's good for them. Use your body, show it off. Yep. Don't care. Margaret Dodds proposed the idea at the town council meeting after learning the town

was on the verge of declaring bankruptcy. So, in spite of it. By Vermont, I guess a place in Vermont did a men of maple corner calendar. Okay. And they made money off it. Yeah. Calendar features 12 nude volunteers strategically covering themselves with Dodds on the cover. Quote, there were weeks I wondered if we could find 12 people in our very conservative town.

Then people surprised me by sending photos. Calendar sell for just $25 with all the proceeds benefiting their snowplow removal. They've had to reorder multiple times. They're selling out of line. I mean, when it comes to like towns and ideas and stuff like that, that's a great idea. However, it's not this lady, right? Let me see. I wish it was.

You're not far off. Her name's a hundred and fifty. You're not far off. Her name's Margaret Dodd. I can show you this. But I mean, you know what I mean? Why not? If the, I don't even, I don't know what to see here, if like there was a naked ladies of Syracuse calendar or something.

That'd be pretty awesome. I'd probably buy it. I'm not going to lie. One sexy photo. Like here's one. This is Pat, the neighborhood. I'm showing just Cody real quick. That's Pat who pose.

That's two of the ladies that pose. Take your big hooties out. Here is Margaret, I believe. This is Margaret in a bathtub right there. Hell yeah. I like body positivity. Take out your big old boobies. I like people having fun.

I like body positivity. Raising money for a good cause. For science. Oh, you got the... Blast the nips. Now, unfortunately, my nudies of Oswego County calendar, they're not as appealing to look at. There's not as appealing to them.

I mean, it's just, there's a one, like, thing in every picture, man or woman. So much hair. We're cold up there. Oh, gosh. Awesome. And their tickets go on sale at 10 a.m. today. You can see them live at the Landmark Theater May 15th with Big Rec. And if you want to go for free, I got one more pair to give away.

Nice. Text the words, Alterbridge to 315-364-109. Wee. I bet they have those lights that they rock so hard and they shine down on the band from the top on the back. And then when it gets the big rock moments, they pan and they shine out on the people for a minute. Like the world. Do you think that they have those cool shoot-up spark displays or maybe fire displays that shoot up? Oh, I don't know.

Good point. You can do fake ones. It's called cold fire and cold sparks. Like the WWE. It looks like fire, but it's actually just like a fog machine with an LED light in it. Oh, well, that would be cool as hell too then. Nicole asking in our chat, does anyone else feel like they need to drink more water in the winter? I don't know how to explain it.

Yeah, Nicole, you're dry. Your body's drying out. I mean, no, my. If you're in the room with me, yeah, it is. It's drying out. I mean, yes, that's easy what it is. I do the same. I always drink a lot of water.

I'm a hydro homie. I love water. He likes this water. Oh my god, he likes getting wet. So shout out to Janet Marie. Go what up, Janet. Now, Janet Marie is going viral right now for a couple reasons. She's going to give you a quick review about her favorite cream cheese.

Now, you're not on TikTok as much as I am. You probably haven't seen Janet Marie. No. She's going viral for two reasons. The first reason you're going to hear. There's only one cream cheese you got to have with your bagel. Temty. It's so fluffy.

I hate when you go to what bagel store. and they throw a block of cream cheese. I don't know where they got it from. Okay, so there's cheese. Okay. I'm very familiar with Tempe. You know Tempe? Oh, you probably stocked it, right?

I've never had it. Is it good? Have you eaten it? Oh, no, I've never had it. I just, I'm very familiar with the brand because people would buy it in, like, cases during certain more kosher times and stuff like that. Oh, okay.

I don't know the certain holidays, but... Now, I'm going to play the clip again, but I'm going to show you what she looks like, because that's the second reason she's going viral. Oh, okay. If you want to jump in Twitch.com. C-N-Y, here's Janet's review of the cream cheese. There's only one cream cheese you got to have with your bagel.

Tempty. It's so fluffy. I hate when you go to a bagel store, and they throw a block of cream cheese. I don't know where they got it from. Now, Cody is silent because he's trying to compute the hairstyle he's looking at here. How did she get it? I'm not mocking anyone's looks.

How is it so poofy on the sides? I am not mocking anyone's looks. I am, you are beautiful, Janet, but your hair is a fascinating. That is a helmet. It's like, it's like people are calling it a pumpkin head. Like, it's like she put her head in a pumpkin. Yeah, yeah. She, her head got stuck in a giant mascot head, and she just popped it off.

It's a lot of volume. Her hair has a lot of volume and size. Yeah, so what? Screw you? I like to tease my hair. Yeah. I like a freaking big. I like to tease my hair.

I like my hair bigger. I like my hair bigger than those stupid big old blocks of cream cheese that you guys are putting on your bagels down here. You ain't exactly a look of either, you freaking jerk off. You ain't even know what to get out of you. Oh, you're going to put a big brick of cream cheese on my bagel? Let me speak to your manager. Now she started reading the comments.

Uh-oh. All right. I have to tell you, the comments on my cream cheese video had me choking. I mean, somebody even called me helmet head. What the freak. What the freak. What I laugh. out loud, literally. I love

you's. That was so funny. You're a good sport, Janet. I love you, Jerk off. Because you think that's the first time anybody's ever said nothing about my hair? Ha! That's a great head of hair, Janet. You know, she's got the hottest daughters ever.

Oh my God, the hottest Long Island daughters you've ever seen. And I'm sure they all make fun. I'm on the mom's head. But hey, screw you up and my hair like this forever. Hey, this helmet had raised you trees. To see you, Brew Fest. at the New York State Fairgrounds, get your tickets now at C-YBrewfast.com, but. Come and get your tickets.

Come, but. Come and get your tickets. Yeah, so Mark Anderson was arrested yesterday. He was one you were asking me about. He has no ties to Luigi Amangioni. He just showed up at the detention center. He just showed up and was like, said he was an FBI agent. Brought in a fork and was like.

He showed prison workers a Minnesota drug. driver's license, claimed he had court-ordered paperwork signed by a judge. He also claimed to possess weapons and through documents, I'm just a whole big sentence I don't begin to. It's through documents at Bureau of Prison's offices and Period of blah, blah, blah, blah. Prison workers found a barbecue fork. Game right. And a pizza cutter.

Because of Luigi. They say you're on a pizza cutter, so it makes him feel better. Oh, here's the weapon of your people because you like pizza. Hey, that's how I win the world. World War. Yeah. Law enforcement sources confirmed. The targeted inmate was Mangione, who was on facing federal charges over that United

Healthcare CEO murder. Anderson had traveled to New York for a job opportunity. That fell through. So he got a job at a pizzeria. He took the pizza cutter. That's funny. And he went down to Baleigi out. Luigi had no knowledge of this guy.

That's hilarious. Just some rando that showed up. But what murder? She could say at Janet Marie's house. Oh, Come on me, I make you a bagel with only a little about a good, Timpy cream cheese. You guys are hilarious.

And it's one of those pizza cutters that is like, it's not like with a handle. It's like the one that's in like the circle, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Those are dope. Cousin Jay gave those out at his wedding and I still use it to this day. I had one of those and I was using it the last time

and it broke. Oh. The case opened up? And it, like, fell apart. And my hand went down. Luckily, there's still a piece. I'm like, that could have sliced the out of me. Yeah, you could have a hell.

Lawsuit. Wow, that's an old pizza cutter, man. Real. Make sure you get your tickets to tomorrow's big brew fast want. What are we going to say? Oh, sorry. Sorry, bud. No, I don't know that.

Save it for Bridge Street. Like, no, my. Twitch. Twitch.tv. slash K-Rock, C-N-Y. If you want to jump in and say, hey, we'd love it. I hear from you. This is almost a sad story.

Some dude bought flowers and chocolates for a stripper. Oh, no. 32-year-old man named Alexander. But he bought it with, like, counterfeit money. Like that fake for motion picture use only money. Oh, man. So then he brought the flowers and chocolates to the strip club.

Or then he tried to use the up more fake money to see naked things. That's too bad. I mean, if you have a favorite stripper, you can go and give them. Like, what is like? I mean, if you're weird, but don't expect anything from it. Well, I was going to ask, like, what's the boundary? Like, what's respectable in that world? Then it gets creepy.

Like, is that, that's normal? No, no. If you are irregular and you go to a strip club all the time, you go on Valentine's Day and you want to just be nice, I bet that no stripper is going to be mad that a regular gave them. gave them a box of chocolates. Sure. Or like a bonus. They'll just go, thank you, and go put it all, you know, whatever.

Yeah. But it ain't going to ever get anybody anything. And if you just show up, like, no, no, no. It's a no. Police showed up at the strip club because he went to the bar and tried to buy it. By then the florist had figured out the money he used to fake. So she had called the cops. And now the bartender's like, hey, there's a guy here with fake money.

So the police showed up. That's too bad. Found $400 more in the counterfeit bills, along with a little cocaine and a little meth. Ah, man. Oh, there, there we go. You're going to the strip club and not bring cocaine in meth? Okay, nerd. That's the thing.

I mean, I thought, you know, people partied, but, okay, whatever. So, but if it's, if it's like a holiday, sure, I can see it. Like, hey, like, you would with like a bartender. Yeah, it's, although it's sad sometimes to see that or certain people that are like, no, no, this person really does. There's very lonely people out there, unfortunately, and that's, that's, that's, That's, you know, it's a bummer. Just letting you my fellow, fellow dudes know that the stripper probably doesn't like you.

No. She appreciates your business. Yeah, oh, yeah. She appreciates performing for you. Yeah. That's her job. She loves doing it. Happy Valentine's Day, but.

I don't think she's going to go on a day with you, and I don't think she likes you, bud. Not like that. She likes you as a person. Maybe not even. Just likes your money. Yeah. Kramer, if he used fake money to buy cocaine, he's as good as dead. I was going to say somewhere, some coach.

The coke dealer is poosed. He's going to find him, track him down. We are not going to game today because we've got to go be on the TV. We're going to go be on Brist Street about an hour, so tune in and check out your boys. But as always, shout out to Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. They let us play video games at work, and we love them for that. Ryan Feltz Auto Sales. Locations all over Central New York coming soon to Rome.

Don't know about the schools out in Rome, though. They have eight different. There's so many. Different. Shut up, I'm all. The important ones are the ones they put. on the TV screen and that's the ones apparently would matter the most.

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