The Show - HALLOWEEN!
Episode Date: November 2, 2025It’s our annual Halloween show! We’ve got sweets, stories & sillinessssssssSSSsSSSsSSSSssss....
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What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Okay.
Oh, scared.
I'm scared of your costume.
Made me pee in my pants.
That would be the one thing.
I've never handed out Halloween candy
because we don't really have anybody
to trick or treat to our house.
But I would be one of those dads
who every time I open the door,
I go, oh, you scared me.
I'd be one of those guys.
Even I did as just a normal person.
Just because it's funny to see the looks on kids' faces
when you open the door and they've got their little,
you know, little costumes on in their,
they put thought into it or whatever the hell.
Oh my goodness.
You scared me.
Look at you.
That's a good costume, bud.
You're scary.
Or the funny kids that are like two,
so they tell you everything.
It was too hot.
I peed in mine,
so now I'm just this.
Oh, yeah, bud.
I was going to be a pumpkin,
but then it was too hard to walk in the pumpkin outfit.
I was a cowboy,
but then I froed up.
So now I'm just this, my mom said.
I froed up.
All right.
I ate too many candies and then I frowed up on my costume, so I have to, I'm just, these are my pajamas.
Can I poop in your house?
I had to go home and take a bath and then I could put on my pajamas, but I could still come out trick-or-treat.
I could only eat when I, my mom said after I followed up before we even went out Twickle-Tweeting,
and when I get home, I could only eat free candies.
Too many candies before we went twick-tweeting and I frown up.
I found my little Botto's candy bag from when he had Twickle-Tweeting at school, and I ate all of his skittles.
And now I'm wicker hyper, but then my mommy said I'm going to fall up later and then go to sleep and be quanky.
I booted and then rallied and now I'm out here after I boot rallied.
My dad said I booted in rally.
I know you got a boot and rally.
And then you'd be good to go and twicker tweets.
And then he's telling all of his friends.
If your tummy hurts, just boot and rally.
Boot rally.
Here, let me punch you in your tummy.
That way you can fall up and keep walking.
I throw it up on Honolene.
Ahoy, hoi, everybody.
It's Halloween, my favorite holiday of the year.
One of my favorite shows we do all year, because at 7 a.m.
We're opening up these phone lines and listening to your ghost stories.
I know you got them.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
Come on saddle right up next to the old campfire.
And I also agree with Chevelle.
That is the most adorable thing ever when kids don't understand.
So when you open the door, they just come in.
A little two-year-old and Ileon just walked into my house and made himself at home and sat on the couch.
parents were mortified.
It was so cute, though.
Kids don't know.
They think that all houses are open.
Yeah, they just walk in and just, no, no, no.
It's like, it's okay.
You just come out of around here.
Grab a seat, bud.
No, no, I'll take care of them and you close the door on the parents.
Because eventually that's not going to be, you know, to teach them.
No, but for now, it's okay.
Well, yeah, it's fine.
Don't worry.
No, no, no, stay outside.
Bye.
No, little, little kids don't understand that they have a family.
They think the world is, everybody in the world is excited to see them.
because that's all they're used to.
And it's got to be very confusing as somebody that is just even understanding,
you know, everyday thing, like how to wipe your own butt and stuff.
Yeah.
To have somebody, all right, now go up to that house, knock on the door, say this random phrase.
I know you're just learning phrases in general, but say this one,
and then they're going to give you candy.
Yeah.
Huh?
They put it in a bag and then you say, thank you, and you walk away.
Did you say thank you?
Thank you.
I also, because we both are like this, you don't have to say anything.
If you're a kid or whatever, as long as you're there.
If you're a kid, you don't even have to really have a costume on.
As long as you're out, trick-or-treating.
You're celebrating the holiday.
Here's some candy.
It is not going to be a fun trick-or-treating night, though.
It seems like it's going to be raining and cold.
Like the wind chills are going to be almost in the 20s.
So there are a bunch of like indoor spots.
I did see, I know the Pennaville Fire Department is going to go in.
doors up in Phoenix.
Lock one has their big enclosed thing.
They're going to do trick-or-treating in there.
Does the mall still do?
I don't know.
Back in the day, that used to be a thing because that was a spot.
There's a hundred stores.
Yeah, I forgot that we used to do that.
I worked at Sears a couple of Halloweens and they'd come, that kids would come around
and you'd give out candy.
Yeah.
You know, we'll get into all of that, of course.
4-2-4 rocks.
3-15.
There you go.
Right there on TV.
Bucatan.
Oh.
Destiny USA,
3 to 5 today.
So there you go.
There's an option.
Yo, that'd be perfect.
Go over to the mall,
tire them out.
5 o'clock.
You can go home.
Mm-hmm.
And if, you know,
it stops raining or whatever,
at some point you could run out,
you know,
and do some,
whatever, but that's a good alternative.
Ghost stories at 7 a.m.
For our annual ghosty show.
If you don't want to call it
and want to just text them,
you can text them.
That'll work too.
315, 3,000,
4009.
I got a bucket to poop in
in case I get too scared.
I hope you do get too scared.
We always get good ones.
Y'all got some great ghost stories.
There are some good ones.
And even if you called in before, I won't remember it.
So just calling again and tell us.
It'll still be a new ghost story to me, probably.
I was trying to rile up some ghosts the last, like, week and a half.
The places I usually have them, but I couldn't get anything new.
Just saying, like, what do you do to rile them up?
Just either at my place or Debs.
Just to see, like, hey.
Debs is a hotspot.
We got some ghost telling if you got anything you want to share.
I'm just.
Sitting here mind of my own business.
If you want to make one of the dogs, stare at you in the corner.
Those are always creepy.
They do that.
That's the weirdest.
I don't like that.
They all go down and stand in the hallway and we'll just look in the opposite direction,
kind of look up like something standing there.
It's very weird.
When babies and or dogs are looking at things that aren't there, I don't, I don't care for that at all.
There and at my place.
I was just trying.
Because I moved Frank's thing as box in case when they eventually fix my ceiling.
Yeah.
Well, he doesn't get even more, you know.
Dirt and water on him.
It's not his.
And I was like, hey, if that, doesn't that bother you, huh?
Huh? You're pissed off?
Look, that. I moved you.
Huh?
Look, I sat him on the floor for a bit.
Like that.
Put you on the floor.
What was his football team?
Was he a Cowboys?
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you make them watch the Cowboys games?
Get them all riled up.
Frank.
Like, what are cowboys?
Anything about this?
Right, it's all his fault.
Bro, I got to say something about Thursday night football games.
Oh.
Dolphins lost by a lot less than a day.
Oh, did they? Yeah. Ravens killed them.
But I
I watch Thursday night football
on Twitch. I always forget.
Because it's, not only is it free.
I always forget that. Dude, I think
that every sporting event
should have a chat room running alongside
of it. It makes it
so much better. I didn't even really
think of that. I bet that's really fun.
I obviously recognize that the
internet has done a lot of damage to society.
But I also love the ridiculousness of it.
I've always loved the ridiculousness of it.
Yeah.
So I'm watching a football game.
Coca-puffs wraps up.
Yeah, he smoked a pumpkin.
You can go watch that video.
Coca-puffs wraps up.
I put on, so I just go over on Twitch to the Amazon whatever channel.
And I'm watching the football game and just the most ridiculous things.
Dude, it makes me so happy.
I wrote a couple of them down.
Where did my phone go?
Okay.
Hold on.
That's great.
Because I mean, I imagine it's very minimal football chat.
I bet it kind of goes off the rails real fast.
Nothing to do with football.
Like some player came up and people were like dump truck.
Look at that ball.
Like they're all commenting on his ass.
Football players, you got some butts.
I'm like, bring that ass.
And then like they run the commercials and people start to comment on commercials.
For example, a subway commercial came up.
someone typed in chat
Subway make you hand stink
And I go
What
Subway make you hand stink
It does
And then I'm like
Does Subway make my hands stink?
I drew
Does it?
And I'm like why would it
Why would it?
I don't know
I'm just thinking of this like
I don't even know what that means
But I love it
I love the stupidity of the internet
Because in a way
It makes sense
You know, like a sob, you got like onions or the bread or the deli or I don't know.
Do make my hands stink.
I don't know.
Make your hands stink.
Someone else after the game came back, someone wrote, type glorp if you like men.
And then a bunch of people started to type glorp.
G-L-O-U-R-P.
It's a consensical word, glorp.
I'm like, this is how all sports should be.
Because I don't care about sports, but I like idiots making comments about things.
Oh, I got it. And I just love it. I love it.
I got to get the hat. I guess it's over at Aldi, because it goes more perfect with something like that.
Katie Ketchup has it. It just says, yay sports.
Gay sports.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Yeah, it's good. I like sports. That's football.
Subway, make your hands stick.
Glorp.
Glorpe. I love it. It just adds a whole new level to sporting events.
So, listen, Amazon, Twitch, whatever, whoever's doing it, keep it up.
I want chat rooms on everything.
That's hilarious.
I want the insanity and stupidity of this world just broadcast.
Well, if that means that the game is on Twitch,
does that mean that other sporting events that are on Amazon Prime would be on Twitch?
Because they have basketball, hockey, stuff like that randomly.
Like they do Thursday night football for free on Twitch.
And that's where I was watching it.
And it's the second time I've watched it with the chat room up there.
I'm highly recommending it.
That's great.
That's just as good as the Disney games that they do.
Oh, and it's like the ridiculous things are happening, yeah.
Which they are doing again.
Are they?
Yep.
I think December something, or sometime of the next two months.
But they are doing it again.
Speaking of football tonight, you got Q's action right here on 94-9K Rock in the Mohawk Valley,
Brostat TK-919 in Syracuse.
Subway make your hand stink.
Glort?
What time is Glor?
What time is the game?
7.30.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I guess if you got, I mean, get the trick-or-treating done.
Yeah, you could trick-or-treat from five to seven.
Mm-hmm.
And then, you know, swing it on back home, get the car and get up there.
I think you're right that a lot of sports fans are going to be able to angle this in a way.
We're like, hey, bud, why don't we just go to the dome for the game and I'll get you a dome dog?
You wear your costume.
It'll be fun.
I thought it was going to be like a reverse situation when they announced this where you're going to
have a tough time convincing
kids to skip
trick or treat or treat or whatever Halloween short
and go to the game because, you know,
no, come up, bud.
Yeah.
Just want to go to the game?
I mean, that'd be so much fun.
And now it's the same pitch,
but because of the weather and everything.
So it might be a better, you know,
it might be an easier way or the easier time
convincing the kids, are you sure?
Like you said, get you a dome dog,
maybe a little wavy thing.
Yeah.
A little thunder sticks.
My angle tonight, if my kids were younger,
the oldest is, doesn't care about trick-or-treating anymore.
The youngest might just go with his friends.
I would have been like, I'll buy you a PlayStation game and a bag of candy.
Let's stay home.
Let's stay home.
The oldest doesn't even want to get us candy?
It's messed up.
I don't know.
It's messed up.
That's cool, though.
It's cool.
I'm not upset about it.
No, it's okay.
I'm not hurting anyway whatsoever.
And yeah, if you want to watch it.
the game on YouTube TV, it won't be there.
So you have to listen to it on KRO.
What channel is it on?
I believe it was supposed to be on ABC,
and I think Disney and YouTube, I got an email this morning saying,
if you have YouTube TV, Disney is, I don't know, they,
Oh, they're angry with ESPN right now?
They're fighting over more money.
So they're saying, it'll be like the weekend without ESPN, and then.
What did it say? Hold on.
And then it'll be back on whatever once.
I'll read you. I'll read you the email I got at midnight last night.
In order to deliver a wide variety of sports news of entertainment programming on YouTube TV,
we enter into agreements with network partners.
blah, blah, blah,
our current agreement with Disney has approached its renewal date,
and we will not agree to the terms
that disadvantage our members
while benefiting Disney's own live TV products.
Despite our best efforts,
we've not been able to reach a fair deal
and starting today, yesterday.
Disney programming will not be available on YouTube TV.
That means ABC, ESPN.
So if it was any of those, I wasn't going to watch it.
Oh, well, that'll be this weekend.
We know how disruptive it is to lose channels you enjoy,
which is why it's our goal to bring Disney content.
and back to YouTube TV.
They'll make a deal back today at some point.
That's too much money lost for them.
Do you go a whole weekend with no college football?
Yeah, no, they got to figure it out today.
They said if the content is unavailable for an extended period of time,
we'll offer our subscribers a $20 credit.
Ooh, thanks.
Wow.
How will you ever afford that?
I also like, they also act like they aren't.
We're not doing anything greedy.
Yeah, we don't want to get more money for ourselves either.
Like, no, no, that's what's happening.
They just want more money and you're trying to save us money.
That's always the way it is.
Yeah.
So, but we got you right here on the radio and it's free.
I don't listen to that part.
Call of the action.
Oh, right.
Ahoy, hoi, happy Halloween.
Hope you're enjoying your morning.
Be checking your local fire departments because I keep seeing a bunch of Facebook posts about,
you know, they're going to do indoor trick-or-treating tonight.
So, uh, gotcha.
Check your local, I don't know, municipalities, see what they have going on tonight.
I know up in, my neck of the woods, Phoenix is going to do some indoor stuff.
Tones Cones will be in there, and then I saw that Locke 1's doing stuff inside their big barn,
Pennaville, up in the Pennerville Fire Department.
They'll be doing some indoor stuff.
So I think you can have fun.
It also is hilarious to see the amount of, you know, our usual boomers and, you know,
our age people that are, they just want everybody to experience the misery.
that they did.
Oh, are the people posting, like, back in my day?
We had to go out when it was 50 degrees below zero.
These kids don't know nothing.
It's like, yeah, I know they could be upset about it, though.
They're allowed to.
Yeah, I bet you were bummed about it back then, too,
so why should we just perpetuate all the misery that you had?
Because you had a bad time, are we all at that bad times?
We did have some bad Halloween, though,
where he had to wear jackets or that one that snowed.
I don't remember what I think was like,
seven or eight.
Mm-hmm.
That was awful.
That comes down to, I think, a lot of people just have bad self-esteem and they feel like if they can tear others down and show how great they are.
It's one of those comment things.
They have nothing else going on, so that's just what they comment.
Where, yes, we did.
We did, and so do these kids.
My kids, we went out two years ago and it flooded.
Remember that?
We were on trick-or-treating and that.
It was my least favorite Halloween.
Sucked.
Ruin all of my decorations.
We've all been there.
We've all done it.
Kids still play out.
side comment section.
Yeah, well.
They're always on their screens.
No, they go outside.
I promise you, they do.
That's what the problem is they go outside
and they find them frogs been turned gay.
I got those gay rugs.
Then they lick those toads and, uh, well.
Well, Cody,
not only are we mourning the breakup of Disney and YouTube TV.
Yeah, that is crappy.
There'll be a ton of couch football gone.
I'm with you. I think today they got to figure it out
because there's too much money lost,
and they don't.
If they're going to cut off a whole,
weekend of college football. That's too much, man.
Some basketball happening.
College football is like the second biggest thing in the world for Americans'port.
I have another breakup that will bum you out.
No, what?
Dr. Pepper and Coca-Cola are breaking up.
I got it as an alert yesterday, like I get like little news alerts on my phone that I've
left on just because it's, you know, some of the stuff is important.
But that pop up popped up yesterday where it was like, Coca-Cola lovers, get ready for Mr.
Pib as deal with Dr. Pepper is over.
Yeah, I don't understand how distribution deals really work, but basically
Coca-Cola distributes all of their, like they have their whole
catalog of beverages.
Sprite and Diet Coke and all that.
And they would also distribute Dr. Pepper.
Well, I guess they had a falling out.
So now Dr. Pet, like if you go to your, you know,
pizzeria or whatever and you see your Coca-Cola machine, Dr. Pepper won't be there
anymore? Nope, but it'll be Mr. Pib.
They're relaunching Mr. Pib.
And that's fine, I guess.
I don't care. Do you really care?
I can't really tell. I don't know if I've ever,
I'm sure I have had Mr. Pib.
I don't, I just don't know what it tastes like compared to Dr. Pepper.
But I also,
Dr. Pepper is like one of those throw away
if the place it doesn't have,
you know,
back in the day when like a McDonald's did have our high C orange.
And like they did.
I didn't have a lemonade and no, we have it was on sweetened tea.
And it's like, well, do you have like, rupee or Dr. Pepper?
I mean, because it was a different flavor.
We have Dr. P.
And I would be like, yep, fine.
That's fine.
If that happened and they said, we only have Mr. Pib.
I'd say, okay, fine.
Ken, with a blazing hot take in chat.
Dr. Pepper is the absolute worst soda of all time.
Wow, all right.
I disagree.
I love Dr. Pepper.
My rankings go as follows.
Pepsi is always number one.
I'm at the restaurant.
Do you have Pepsi or Coke?
And they say Pepsi, then I'm getting a Pepsi.
Okay.
If they say we've got Coke, I say, can I have a Sprite?
Okay.
And then number three would be Dr. Pepper.
Or a Barks.
Do you got Barks?
Barks has bite.
It does.
So if you got a Barks, I'll take that.
But if not, I'll take a Dr. Pepper.
Barks is old school.
What do you go with?
I like Barks.
The first up is anything that's not a soda.
Oh, that's right.
If it's a McDonald's, then just the high C orange or a lemonade or,
but if I have to, it would be like in a tully,
something like that.
If I didn't like some of their other drinks,
I don't like a Gatorade.
I'd get a Sierra Mist.
You know what I mean?
Something of a very light carbonated.
But yeah, not really.
I just don't like a soda.
But I don't, I love a Pepsi over a Coke guy, though.
Yeah, Pepsi's better than Coke.
I don't like either of them, though.
They're both spicy.
If you get Mexican Coke, that's sweeter and it's close to Pepsi.
Oh, really?
If you go to a place, all right.
Like, we went to that empanada shop last weekend,
and they only had Mexican sodas, and I got the Mexican Coke.
It's pretty close.
That's pretty cool.
It's pretty close to Pepsi.
I do like, and I have to,
said this before on the air, generic
cola. I loved like a doctor
not even know like a W-pop. Yep, just like a
dollar store. We have cola, yeah.
Adirondat, cola. We took
cola syrup and
water. It's cola.
I know that's true. It's starry now. There is
no Sierra Mist. Like if I went to
Tully's. Right. Wow.
All right. Well, there you go.
See? Often I get
a soda pop. Taking away my sports channels.
Taking away my Dr. Pepper. What's
even the point of this anymore. I mean, Terry drank all my Mountain Dew before it did sex to my mom.
A lot of indoor options tonight. I know the weather looks terrible, to be honest with you,
windy, cold, rainy, all of that tonight. Yeah. A lot of indoor options. Destiny USA is going to be
doing their indoor trick-or-treating from three to five. If you want to go to Destiny USA,
I'm seeing all of the local fire departments doing indoor stuff. So check your local fire department's
Facebook page. I saw the
Fulton War Memorial is going to be open for some indoor trick or treating.
There you go.
If you know of any other indoor spots tonight, hit me up, let me know so I can share that.
Plenty of stuff going on.
So what costumes are you think you're going to see this year?
As I've got the list of the top costumes for adults, kids, and pets.
Sexy cat.
That's what I'm going to be.
I'm a sexy cat.
For all.
I'm a sexy cat.
Adults, kids, pets.
No.
Shout out to Spider-Man.
Still holding the number one spot.
Spider-Man is still a...
what kids are all about?
Spider-Man is the number one kids costume again this year.
I don't know why it's just a timeless costume.
Yeah, it's an easy one.
An easy one.
You put it on, you got the mask.
Yep.
Was that one of the last?
No, Superman was probably the last, I think,
the superhero movie that came out.
Yep, it is.
But I think Spider-Man, just every, everybody knows Spider-Man.
Yeah.
You walk up and the Spider-Man, I go, that's Spider-Man.
Oh, cool, Spider-Man.
Are you a spider?
I thought you were the real Peter Parker.
Are you the Spider-Man?
Spider-Man?
Followed by Princess.
Oh, yep, that's a nice generic one.
Followed by witch?
Okay.
Probably by Ghost.
Top four kids' Halloween costumes.
The last couple there, I wouldn't expect so old school.
So generic.
Thought it'd be like Steve from Roblox or...
Well, eight is Wednesday Adams and nine is K-pop demon hunters.
Okay.
So there's a couple on there.
Plenty of those.
Adult costumes?
Nobody is sexy taxidermist?
I'm a sexy mouse.
I mean.
I'm a sexy mouse.
Yeah.
Top adult costumes, adults, witch.
Vampire.
Vampire's an easy one.
Because you can do like New Age vampire.
Wait, I just got a little blood on my lip because I'm a vampire.
I fucking blood.
You just don't know when.
And then pirate number three.
Followed by cat or Batman.
Really?
Cat or Batman.
So the Batman is on there as well.
Okay.
Number one pet's costume?
I don't know.
Pumpkin.
It's a pumpkin.
Put a little pumpkin on there.
Pumpkin.
Okay, that makes sense.
Number two is a great costume as my dog has this in his name and that's hot dog.
Okay, yeah.
My name, my dog is Dr. Freddie hot dog.
And has he ever dressed up as a hot dog?
Not that I can remember.
Maybe, probably.
I mean, if nobody's going to dress as a hot dog, I mean, I'll just.
I'll just, we're all trying to figure out who did this.
What about that dog?
That dog's dressed like a hot dog.
Followed by Bumblebee, number three, Bumblebee.
I like an animal dress as a bumblebee.
That's cute.
I wanted to get outside costumes so bad, but they're just so expensive.
They're just expensive.
It's like, man, come on.
Although after seeing the Superman movie, I definitely should have got her that cape.
That would have been adorable.
She looks and acts just like that stupid dog.
Katie and Chat is a number seven.
Do you have a six that I'd be standing with you?
You could have been six.
Why did you pick seven?
I hope there's a six, seven.
I hope there's a six, seven.
Been a sign, 16, 7?
Fuzz, we can't, Fuzz in our chat says, I can't get a costume on my cat.
Our, our, three cats ago, Wilson would wear ties.
We had, like, costume ties that we liked to put them in.
That's because he had a job.
He had to go to work.
I mean, he was a very busy cat.
Yes, yes, he had paperwork to do.
He had things to get done.
What are you guys dressing up as?
Any adults going out?
Yeah, what's, what are your kids dressing up as?
I like when adults make kids wear something, because they're something.
thinks of
you have to be that.
You're part of it.
Like you have to be,
I can't even anything.
You have to be Shrek
because I'm going to be donkey
or whatever.
Dream adult baby costume
would be
what was the,
was it Crang in Ninja Turtles?
I would be the big Sentinel.
Yeah.
And then the baby could hang right there
and be crang.
Yeah, that would be a funny one.
I mean,
I tried to get somebody
let me use a real baby
for when I was Alan
from the hangar
over because nobody'd give you a baby.
Yeah.
Because I mean, that looked just like that.
Yeah.
315, 364, 1009.
What do you dress enough as?
Other side of this, we'll roll
on the top of the hour, and it's time for some ghost
stories. Oh, boy.
Let's get naked. What? I thought that's
what we do? I'm nude.
Phones are open.
315.
Oh, Jesus. God.
Okay. Everyone, okay.
315, 424-7625.
chance to call in live on the show now and share with us a ghost story that you have experienced.
Maybe something that is a haunting you've experienced personally.
Maybe a house you lived in, maybe a grandparent's house.
The phone number is again, 424-7-625.
I will read a couple here quick on the text line while the phones get loaded up.
Chicken wing on the text line says, sorry.
Please. I mean, people have, we have ridiculous names.
I know. All right.
When I was around eight, we moved into a new house, and the owner had passed away,
and his wife sold the house to downsize.
According to my mom, we were packing one afternoon.
She was in another room when I came in and told her that a man was standing in the front entrance looking up the stairs.
She assumed it was a new neighbor there to greet us, but nobody was there at all.
within a week we went to an event at a high school.
She said, I was tugging her arm saying,
that's the guy that came over the other day.
I was pointing to a photo of a former principal.
He was the previous owner who had passed away.
Whoa, man.
When I was older, the other experience I had was vivid dreams of an old man
standing in my closet staring at me.
I assumed it was just from smoking too close to bed.
but when my sister took the room,
she had the exact same dreams.
Oh, man.
Yeah, they don't leave.
They like to come back to their old houses and stuff.
315, 424-7625.
Troubro Ken on the text line.
A couple years ago at work, we moved a cooler,
and the area behind it had never been painted.
I painted it to match the rest of the wall,
and later, a day later, a spirit came alive.
A shelf was left.
literally ripped away from the wall like someone had yanked it down while we stood right next to it.
Then we heard a couple sounds of bottles rattling and falling.
No one was in the store, but a couple of employees.
The experience is continued for a week or so.
The spirit has now moved on to the stock room where we occasionally encounter this to this day still.
That's weird.
Man.
Yeah, that when you tinker with, you know, old parts of a house that, you know, you know,
You know, I mean, you're not...
You don't know you're not supposed to mess with it.
Who's going to be brave enough to call him with the ghost stories?
424 Rock, 424-7625.
Pudgy on the text line.
One night, I was getting to bed with my cat on my chest,
and I suddenly heard our microwave door slam shot.
Both me and my cat looked up.
I got up and saw a silhouette run to our son's room.
Ooh.
His metal bunk bed making a cremate.
making a creaky sound on the frame.
I thought it was him, but he was passed out along with everyone else.
Wow.
Oh, that's weird.
I don't want ghosts messing with my microwave, please.
Right? I'm very busy.
Please.
I don't have time to be out getting a new micro-waves.
Micro-Avave.
Nikki on the text line, after my grandfather died,
there was a number of times we'd come home and find the TV on,
and it'd be a channel my grandfather watched all the time that we never did.
That's like the...
That's cousin Jay, man.
his mom was watching TV.
Yep.
Just came downstairs.
Krock, who's this?
Hi, this is Kristen.
Kristen, you got a ghost story for me?
I do.
Go ahead.
So my house is super old.
It was built in 1870.
And this was a few years ago.
It was after my birthday, so September-ish,
my boyfriend had bought me a few birthday balloons.
We got home from a party and the balloon was in the kitchen.
And the way my house is set up is it's kind of like a big circle almost.
And the balloon was in the kitchen.
It somehow moved from the kitchen around the refrigerator and like a corner into the dining room
and then turned down a hallway into my bedroom.
back bedroom.
Bro.
Kristen,
you want to know
what's crazy?
My mother has a story
exactly like that
of a balloon
following me
around our house
when I was a baby,
like a little kid.
I think balloons
do things, Kristen.
That's what I'm saying,
but it gets worse.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
So then we're laying in bed
and we're seeing this balloon
and it's kind of like
popping along all creepy like
and I'm freaking out.
My boyfriend
course, is making it worse, making fun of me, because I believe in ghosts and he does not.
And I was like, dude, like, that is creepy.
Like, aren't you freaked out?
He's like, no, it's probably a draft.
So then the balloon starts to go, like, towards the back wall of the bedroom.
And I kid you not, all of a sudden, it's like as if the balloon turned itself around.
If it had like a face, it turned itself around and started bopping towards us.
Oh, hell no.
That's what I'm saying.
That's so weird.
Even if it is just a draft, that's a very specific path for us.
A draft doesn't take a balloon all around the house and then turn towards you.
Oh, man.
That's what I'm saying.
So I was like, pop that thing.
Get it the hell out of here.
Thank you, Kristen.
424-4-6-25.
We want to hear your ghost story.
this morning. Oh, that's creepy.
Yeah.
Yeah, my mom has a story when we were living over on March Road outside of Oswego, and I think
that's volume. But she said that there was a balloon that I had for some reason and I was
really little and it would follow me around the house and then when I'd go outside, it would go
to the window like it's watching me. Oh, man. That's a story she has told for a long time.
No, no, thank you. No, thanks, dude.
Oh. K-Rock text line, Sinister Taco says about 10 years.
ago we moved into my grandmother's house after she passed away. About three weeks into our stay,
I heard my daughter's name whispered loudly behind me. Both my wife and daughter were in the
living room in front of me. My daughter was still a baby at the time, and my wife did not hear it.
Only I did. Nobody else in the house at all. Freaked me out real bad. Yeah, that'd freak me out too,
tacos. Yeah. Yeah. K-Rock who's this? Chuckie Long.
Chuck him!
All right, Chucky, you got a lot of noise going on.
What's going on, Chucky?
Are you in an airplane?
With the window.
No, I'm just in a big old truck driving down the road.
All right, Chucky.
Can you share your ghost story without swearing?
I'm going to do my best.
All right, go ahead.
What are you got?
So, I was probably like 19 years old.
I just started doing stuff locally and I was doing shows.
And I was doing it again at the landmark before it was renovated.
Yeah.
And I'm downstairs.
and they've all these old coolers and all
you guys have been down there
yeah in the basement yeah
yeah so I'm going down there
and I'm with another safe hand
and all of a sudden
one of the doors just slammed shut
on one of those old coolers
and I chucked through my skin
right he's laughing laughing laughing
so I got for sure it was another safe hand
so I go to open the door
and slam shut and we could not open the door
and somebody else was opening the door
on the other side
As we walk away, as we walk away, the door opened up by itself.
Oh, thank you, Chucky.
Dude, the landmark has so many stories like that.
That's, yeah.
The landmark is messed up.
My brother could tell you a ton of stories.
I was in the basement of the residential side there.
Yeah.
Of just, it would, the amount of things that once I learned about that ghost in the landmark,
I was like, oh, all of the things I've experienced would make sense.
the elevators were
you had to have
one of those special
elevator keys
like you sticking into the wall
and it like turns
it looks like a little
whatever
it doesn't look a normal key
like that was the only way
you could up down
open the doors
anything
and the elevators
would find me
and would just
what do you mean like open
when you'd be there
like I'd be clean in the hallway
or whatever
I'd be vacuum in
I'd turn around
and you'd hear
ding
would just open. And I'd stand there and be like,
okay, there's nobody there. And then you would,
ding, and it would close, and you'd see it. Yeah. Go all the way to the basement.
Oh, hell not. And you, you could hear, you could hear, ding,
and you could hear like, the doors open, ding, close, and it would come right back up to
where I am on seventh, eighth, ninth, whatever, I don't remember all the floors, but,
and then I'd just be standing there and I go,
Go ahead, open then.
And ding!
Doors would just open.
Dude, the landmark is crazy.
And to the point where you'd have to start putting,
like, your garbage thing that you'd care around with you
in the door to just keep it open
or else the elevator, if it was doing what it wanted to,
would just do what it would want to.
My brother will tell you, I forget her name,
but he has, like, a relationship with her,
where if he's got to move things and she's disrupting him,
he'll be like, can you please stop?
I got to move these.
I'm trying to do stuff.
He had, like, there's a room where he had to, like, bring a bunch of equipment out of,
and she kept slamming the door.
And he's like, I've got to, I can't keep open in this door.
Yeah.
Like, like Chuckie Love said, slamming doors, pulling doors.
It smells like lavender.
It's crazy.
Wouldn't let me out of the basement when I'd be down in the basement.
Like when I had the, because, again, she had that, she has that scent.
Yeah, that lavender scent.
Where it was so overpowering, I would get a headache.
But she would not let the doors to the elevator open.
You would be stuck down there until.
she would want to send the elevator down to you.
424 Rock 315, 424-7625.
What's your ghost story?
I know you got them.
I want to hear them with my own ears told by you.
Give us a call in.
Cousin J. in our chat.
My actual cousin J says,
and I know it's his mother.
It's his mom still at the house.
That's weird, bro.
I have the new Gemini AI integrated with my home cameras.
At the end of every day, it gives a recap of everything that the cameras picked up on.
along with the summary, and it will show you the video clips it talks about.
On Tuesday, it gave me a recap that at 4.38 a.m., quote,
your day started off with a person seen standing in Jacob's room.
That's his son.
I went to the video clip.
There was nobody there.
Jay, that's Aunt Donna.
That's your mom.
So weird.
She just lives in the house.
She watches TV.
She wanted to go check on Jacob.
We'll see what's happening.
K. Rock, who's this?
Charles.
Charles.
You got a ghost story for him?
bud? Yeah, actually my brother-in-law, when he was over in Iraq, he was on this patrol. They drove
through this really dangerous area every day. And he never put the harness on when he was upmanning
the 50 Cal. Well, one night they got hit with IAD and he put the harness on for some reason.
And he was pulled back in and he was the only one in the vehicle not injured.
Whoa.
Well, go ahead.
It gets better.
Go ahead.
So when he got home, he started going through pictures from over there.
And there was a picture of him standing in front of the Humvee.
And in the window, there was a silhouette that looked like his grandmother.
Wow.
Dude.
That's crazy.
Charles, I believe in that stuff, man.
There's people keeping an eye on us.
I do, too, because when my dad died, my old, my old.
told his son, we didn't tell him because he passed away on my niece's birthday.
We waited until the next day and we went to sit down and tell him that grandpa had passed away.
And he goes, yeah, I know.
Grandpa was at the Blue Gates.
He was only like, he was only like three.
And like, what are you talking about?
He goes, the snowman came and told me that Grandpa was okay.
He was at the Blue Gates.
And we asked everybody in our family if they told him or anything,
and everyone said no, they never said a word to him.
I wholeheartedly believe in that stuff.
Charles, thanks for the call, man.
Because kids aren't ruined yet by life.
Yeah, but I also feel like...
You know what I mean?
I don't know who is my guardian angel,
but I feel like there is someone out there.
Like Charles was saying about his brother-in-law,
somebody pulled him back into the...
Yeah.
Back in...
When I...
I've told you that story when I lived in Flushing,
I was about to step off the sidewalk
and something pulled me on back onto the sidewalk
and a bus ripped right in front of me.
I would have been hit by that bus.
Yeah.
And I looked around and there was nobody on the sidewalk.
So weird.
So they're out there, man.
Those guardian angel things.
Kurok, who's this?
Hey, this, Debbie.
Debbie, you got a story for us?
I do, actually, and it's a Halloween one.
Good.
Go ahead, Debbie.
Okay, okay.
So picture this.
I lived in this house, and I'm handing out Halloween candy at the front door.
And if you turn from the front door, you look straight down the hallway, you see the kitchen.
Off the kitchen, there's a living room.
a dining room and another bedroom where my mother was staying.
So I have tall boys.
They're all over six foot.
Is it tall?
Tall.
Oh, all right.
That's what I thought.
I thought you said 12 boys.
All right.
Go ahead.
They're all, they're over six foot tall.
So I'm going to give candy out at the door and I heard a noise in the kitchen.
They turned to look.
And the lights are off and I see this tall guy standing in the kitchen walking around.
So I'm thinking the boys are getting a snack.
So I turned to go back into the living room where the boys were had been watching TV.
And the boys were all sitting in recliners watching TV.
And there's one sitting in the computer.
My mother's in her bedroom that she never saw anything.
Whoa.
Debbie, that's creepy.
Thank you for the call, hon.
Wow.
That's weird, man.
They think that sometimes you can't see them.
And they go to do their ghost stuff.
And then you can see them.
I love this show.
We do it every year.
424-Rock, 3-15, 424-7-6-25.
We want to hear your ghost stories.
K-Rock, who's this?
Mani, how's it going?
What's up, bud?
What's your ghost story?
Hey, so you guys get a Ouija board story yet?
No.
I have not.
We tried to play with one in Boy Scouts once,
and I didn't know if it worked or not.
But you have a Ouija board story?
So we got an Ouija board story.
I was my first year at Cortland State,
and we stayed in De Groat Hall, which is right across from Cheney Hall.
And we had a Ouija board, so there's like eight of us or something like that.
And obviously you've got to test this thing to see if it actually works.
So we put a couple of things to the test.
We all put our fingers on this thing, and automatically this thing started moving.
The Ouija board moved the piece or whatever.
And we thought people were pushing it or whatever.
But this thing started flying in a figure-eight motion.
not flying, but it started moving around the board in a figure eight motion.
So we touched it.
We said, you know, if you're real, you know, who are you and all this?
You know, so we said, if you're real, we want you to blow this candle out we're using.
We had a window that was open.
It tried as hard as it kind of blew that thing out, and there was no wind that night.
Oh, man.
So it almost blew the candle out, and then we're like, yeah, that's bull crap, whatever.
So the second test we gave it was, if you're real, who's the next person that walks through this door?
And we had this buddy.
We all had nicknames.
So my one buddy's name was Slug, right?
But his real name was Frank.
Yeah.
And so it starts moving around the board.
The P starts moving around the board.
F, R, A, and then as soon as it went to K, dude, our buddy slugged walked through the door.
Oh, man.
That's a good one.
Oh, man.
We put that thing away.
I don't know.
I haven't seen it.
I don't know what happened to it, but.
That was the last time, man.
Did, thank you for the call.
That's weird.
We tried in Boy Scouts and Master the Ouija Board.
I never went back.
I don't know.
The one time I did, you could tell the person that people were moving it.
Fun believes in chat, man.
It's our ghost story show.
Annual Halloween show.
I want to hear all your ghost stories.
424-24-4-24-7.
I'm going on the text line here.
My mother-in-law worked as a town clerk.
There was a parking ticket that she was taking in
and she recognized the address as her old address.
She talked to the lady and said that they used to live in that house.
The lady mentioned they think the house was haunted
because the kids say they have an old man that sits in the chair
wearing a funny hat.
Her father was Spanish and always wore a fedora.
My mother-in-law showed them a picture of her father
and the kid says that's the guy.
That's weird, man.
That's why I think my Aunt Donna is just hanging at Cousin J's house.
Yeah.
They're comfortable.
And Nanny, if you're listening, you could also go to Cousin J's house.
Please don't come to my house.
You can come here.
Oh, you can come here.
We can't go out.
Who's this?
Hey, Nanny, if you're listening, you could.
Oh.
Hey, yeah, Karen.
Oh, turn your radio down.
Who is this?
It's, uh, Chris, Red.
You got to turn your radio down.
Do you have a ghost story?
Uh, yeah, and like so I lived in my house.
Oh, he did such a dear day.
And her family came from Florida one day.
They had a newborn with them.
They set the, they set the carriage on the couch.
And like, the boyfriend there was a NASCAR fan, and he had shelves everywhere.
And there was a picture of him, like, with the NASCAR behind.
The picture fell on top of his, on the top of his baby cat.
She was still there, but the picture was behind the car.
And stuff moving around.
She's my wife's, my wife now, my girlfriend now's mom,
had a computer, a huge computer stand, you know.
She was always on it, worked up, and telling her,
things are always moving.
A couple of, like, pencils, and a couple other things were.
Things fell over a few times.
And it was always that one thing that fell over,
and that me and her, me and my wife stuck upstairs.
and several times we wake up to the closet being opened and happen at this place, like I.
That is crazy, man.
That's weird.
He said a NASCAR photo fell over and the closets keep opening.
But there were cups in front of the picture, so there was no way for the picture to fall.
Yeah.
I've also noticed the closet thing.
What?
Where, like, I mean, you're in the closet.
Well, I mean, I would at least keep the doors closed.
I've, like, you know me.
I'm neat.
You're neat.
You're tight.
anal with things like that.
I've noticed that my closets are like
starting to be opened.
You know, like, they're closed,
but not all the way.
You know what I mean?
But you're closing them and you come back and they're open?
Yeah, or like I'll get home or like I'll just randomly notice me.
Why is that somewhat open?
Why?
You know, in what world would I ever leave them
harshly, but not open,
but you know what I'm saying?
Like that just about to be closed all the way type look?
Mm-hmm.
Like, what, what are you doing?
That's your dad, bud.
But again, no, stop it.
That's Frank.
That's Frank.
K. Rock, who's this?
Jim, you got a ghost story for me?
Yes.
I went up to here with a zoo, my wife in a bad cage, and she's,
her all over all the way.
I could not hear.
I couldn't hear what he was saying there.
I couldn't hear that one.
It was too much.
K. Rock, who's this?
Hey, it's Joe, Joe, Josh, out of Spencerport.
What up, Josh out of Spencerport.
a ghost story, bud?
Oh, yes, I do.
Hit me.
My best friend in high school lived in what we thought was a vortex.
Okay.
Spiritual activity would go on all the time, but one of the ones that I really remember
is they think the entire old family that lived there, or at least on the lot, would haunt
the place.
There were two kids and a father.
My best friend had two little brothers, and we called her my second mom.
She would often see the little brothers playing board games set up for four, not two.
And they would often play this way.
And they said, well, who are you playing with?
It said, oh, the two little girls.
So they would play with these two little girls.
The dad was complete opposite.
it. He was evil. He would
yank the middle brother down the stairs
by his legs. He would,
the middle brother would wake up
and he would have bruise marks
on his body in the shape of handprint.
Oh, man!
Yeah, and even crazier,
they're telling me all these stories one
time, and
I said,
well, you know, I, this
is pretty cool. I kind of want to
see this stuff. Mom goes,
just wait, you probably see something.
tonight. She tells me a little bit later that quite often the dog will play with nobody there.
So I said, all right, this is kind of cool. Later that night, we're hanging out. We're all watching
TV. We're watching cable. The dog is on the floor in the middle of the living room, starts whining
and moving its legs. She goes, watch, watch. So I look down, handprints, form in the fur of this dog,
and start rubbing its belly.
Nah.
Yes.
And I climbed up the back of the couch.
I climbed up the back of the couch.
I said, there's no way I'm seeing this.
She goes, yep, you're watching it.
That's so weird.
Thank you, Josh.
Come on.
Yeah, and a dog wouldn't know.
Dog wouldn't know.
It just feels scratches.
Dog doesn't understand.
It's just feeling friendly scratches.
I love your ghost stories, guys.
I do got to play commercials, unfortunately.
So if you got any more, text them in,
share them on the text line, share them in chat.
315364, 1009.
I'd love to hear from them.
Freaking handprinting dog fur, dude.
So creepy.
How much of this is David S. Pumpkin?
73 floats.
You're not watching on Twitch and YouTube.
You're missing out on our adorable costumes.
I'm a skeleton, and Cody is a 90s ghost.
We just added the ghost first.
Oh, no.
If I'm dead, you got to tell me.
Any questions?
Yeah, several.
All right.
Let me read a couple of the text line ones in the chat ghost stories that came in.
David, ass, pumpkin.
Showgirl Susan is very scared of the ghost stories.
So Susan, because they're real.
Give me like five more minutes, and then we'll be done talking ghosty stuff.
She doesn't like the scary stuff, and I get it.
They're for real.
I get it.
Nobody has any, like, crazy alien ghost stories or anything.
Interesting.
Stickers in our chat said, me and my coworkers have definitely noticed things at work.
being thrown around.
She works nights.
So she works the overnight shift.
Scary times.
That's when the ghosts are out playing.
You will legit put things down
and they will be in a completely different spot.
I was looking for...
Oh, boy.
I was looking for a calculator.
Couldn't find one.
And then one was randomly thrown at me
on the ground.
It was very weird.
Here you go.
Here's the calculator.
Sarah on our chat said,
I had a ghost hold my hand in a cemetery.
No, thanks.
and lead me to her grave to sit with her because she felt forgotten.
Okay.
That's terrifying.
Sarah, I'm not going to a grave if I'm feeling something holding my hand, Sarah.
No, no, no, no, nope, nope.
Jojo and chat.
Scary.
My daughter has always said the original owner of this house comes back periodically,
especially when we're doing renovations and says how good of a job we've been doing.
I never believed her until one night I was home alone and I can.
I'd hear somebody walking around my living room when I was sitting beneath the living room.
That's always terrifying.
I've had buddies that have lived in apartments and they'll hear people walking upstairs.
Don't you hear that at your moms?
The farmer boots?
Well, that and the, that's what I, when I lived in Fremont.
Oh, that's right.
You were the boots.
You would hear every night around the same time, it would sound like somebody is getting up off of the bed that was upstairs.
And you would hear, you would literally hear.
like they put their feet down
and you'd hear someone walking
and then you would literally hear it
there was multiple people that experienced it
you would hear
the walking down the steps
halfway down the steps
and it got to a point where
we started to be like
have a good night old man
be careful out there whatever you're doing
like we call it you know the old man
and they'd be like oh cranky old man's coming
and then it turned out that
a guy died up there
oh hell no man one of the old ones of the house
actually died up
there. And it was like, oh, and that was his bedroom.
So it's like, oh, that's a good thing to know.
Years ago, we were, uh, my buddy Sabrina and her brother, Josh had an apartment up.
I'm like, you know the Westcott area?
Yep.
Yeah.
Like the student housing is?
Yep.
They were living in one of those houses and the couch was set up against the wall.
I don't, this happened to Josh, not Sabrina.
And I believe Josh was sitting on the couch and felt full on someone shove him in the back
off the couch.
Yeah, nope.
It's against a wall.
Yeah.
You couldn't put a person behind them.
They just get that little bit of energy built up.
You're like, that's how I'm going to do.
I'm going to put you.
All right.
Creepy story, Jess, texting in.
We would hear someone walking on our basement stairs and in the garage opening and closing.
Hell no.
Off the text line, we were living in an old house on Tip Hill.
Middle of the night, it felt like someone was staring at me.
I assumed it was one of the kids and they had a nightmare.
I woke up and saw a figure in the doorway of a man like six feet tall.
It was like a 3D shadow.
I can't speak.
I just started shaking my husband.
He sleepily goes, what's the matter?
Whispered, there's an intruder.
He turns to the door, grabs a baseball bat and swings.
It went right through him, and he hit the wall.
It disappeared.
And when I asked my husband what it was, he said,
nothing, you're dreaming, go back to sleep.
And we never spoke about it again.
Hell no.
Hey, yep, nope.
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If I were a good friend, I would separate him.
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He likes to count through all the colors, take a tally, get a mental note.
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Well, if you are a...
One red.
One red.
If you are a YouTube TV subscriber, bad news.
You're not going to be able to watch the Q's game tonight.
But good news is we got it right here on the radio for free zero monies.
That's a pretty big story that I bet YouTube TV tries to very slyly not talk about.
I like how they sent that email at midnight.
Yeah, middle of the night.
So my guess is that I think Cody is right.
They're going to lose too much money on college football over the weekend.
too much.
Maybe they figured out today, but that don't matter because K Rock 94-9 and the Mohawk Valley got your
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Once again, radio saves a day.
Everyone's trying to get new fancy things.
And guess who's always here?
Keeping you on track.
That's the radio station.
Bod.
Guy in Utah.
That's how I lost my virginity.
Guy in Utah named Alan Gerber.
Big Al.
Big Gers.
I guess he went viral earlier, like this year,
because he still drove a 1991 Geo Metro as his daily driver.
Weren't those really?
The Geo-Tracker were the death traps.
That's right.
I had the geoprism.
Yeah.
But the tracker was that like...
It was like...
Do you like a Jeep, but if it was tiny and looked like a toy for a toddler?
You like a Jeep, but you want to be real top-heavy,
and if you go around to turn a little too fast, you're going to roll it?
Yeah.
That was the Geo-Tracker.
My buddy Matt drove a Geo Metro, which was the hatchback, right?
And was the prism a hatchback?
You could get a hatchback prism, but I did.
I just had the four door.
Mm-hmm.
I would have that now.
Well, he still drove it.
I loved it.
I loved those little tiny cars.
I wouldn't drive the tracker because I think they were pretty dangerous.
Oh, my prism was awesome.
That thing was handled unreal for being four-cylinder.
It was fast.
Very confusing.
Well, he went viral because it was still his daily driver.
For 35 years you drove a 1991 Geo Metro.
Well, it died this year, sad.
So what do you do with it?
Throw it in the ocean.
Close. You drop a giant pumpkin on it.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
He, uh, with a crane, he lifted, or I don't know, he got worked with somebody.
Yeah.
A 1,917 pound pumpkin onto his GEO Metro.
They broke the glass out for safety.
What safety?
Who cares?
Yeah, for safety as you crush a car with a pumpkin.
But let's be safe about it.
Oh, I guess it was his pumpkin.
He is a world champion pumpkin grower.
He won first place this year at the Utah.
A giant pumpkin festival.
I don't know.
That sounds like the best party ever right there.
I was only listening to it.
Here's the thing.
This is all looking great.
We're going to crush your car, your old car that died.
We're going to drop the pumpkin on it.
We're raising up a huge pumpkin with a crane, right?
We took the glass out for safety.
We got our crowd.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
What if while this was happening, we played.
Turned down for a while.
turn off for what?
I'm trying to find
footage on. Hold on. I'm just saying
what if.
Gimetro pumpkin.
Give me a video. I want to
see it. After 34 years,
man crushes is Geo Metro.
They spend their whole budget on the
Little John song.
Oh, here we go. I got it.
I got it. I think I got it.
Turn down for whom?
Here we go. Watch TV.
Oh, they do it in slow motion here.
There it goes.
Pumpkins.
YouTube and Twitch viewers.
Boom.
Oh my God.
Did it almost miss?
It dropped right on it.
Oh, no, it did not.
Yes, it.
No.
Oh, wow.
It's a 900 pound pumpkin onto a geo-metro.
Hell yeah.
Turned down for what.
Beepoo.
Beepoo, boop, boop, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, be, baby, bo, be,
checking all of your, uh, your local municipalities for their indoor options tonight.
I see a lot of fire departments saying, they'll be opening up for trick or treating.
I saw the destiny will be doing their,
three to five today.
If you want to go to the mall
and do a little trick-or-treating.
I'm up in Phoenix.
If I could plug my own town.
No.
Okay, never mind then.
No, Locke one's got their big barn.
You can go in to stay out of the wind and the rain.
And, of course, I think our fire department's doing something.
Lots of great stuff.
Because, of course, got to be windy out there.
Gotta be windy.
It's got to be windy.
Halloween. Thanks.
I mean, yeah, the rain, but it's got to be windy as balls as well.
Thanks.
Real nice.
I mean, duh.
By the way, shout out to Billy Eilish for calling out
billionaires right in front of their faces. Yeah.
And she gave away $11.5 million, which is, I think, a lot of money for her.
I would imagine. She's not probably as rich as she's going to be.
So she called out the billionaires at the Wall Street Journal Innovator Awards.
And call them short.
I love you all, but there's a few people in here that have a lot more money than me.
And if you're a billionaire, why are you a billionaire?
Yeah.
No hate, but yeah, give your money away. Shorties.
Love you guys.
Some big swinging ovaries on that one, man.
I like it.
Call them out.
Well, because it's true.
There's so much could be done with things.
And you're just hoarding all this money.
And we're just down here struggling to eat.
You know?
Where there's that like Elon about his, you know, I could cure hunger.
But no one's giving me a plan.
No one's telling me.
And then they give him a plan.
And he's like, yeah, but.
But, boy, you know, I mean, in the grand scheme of things.
But really?
Yeah.
You're all just a bunch of dicks.
We are all so much closer to being homeless than we are billionaires.
Right.
Poor people are not the problem, friends.
Let's all lift each other up.
Well, one of the songs that I get a lot of hate for because I'm not a fan of the Monster Mash.
That's your favorite song.
As a matter of fact.
It's being made into a movie.
I don't want to watch a stupid another musical.
I don't like musicals, and this is just going to be another dumb musical.
Mira Max
Who is the creators of the Wednesday series on Netflix
As well as the Adams family animated movies at MGM
Has optioned the rights
I mean is Bobby Boris Pickett's family
Living off this movie?
Gotta be.
Like they've got to.
Did this song make generational wealth?
It had to have.
For Bobby Boris Pickett?
There's just the Boris boys hanging out at a bar and like,
yeah, our grandma.
was the Monster Mash guy, so uh, drinks on us.
Drix on us!
Oh, those Boris boys out there again.
Is there a way to look that up?
Like, can anybody help me figure out,
did the Pickett family make generational wealth off this?
Because they're going to make a movie out of it.
I don't know.
Someone's going to get paid.
In its lyrics, this is what the CEO says,
Monster Mash lends itself to a movie.
It is sung by the first person by a mad scientist
whose monster, late one night,
rises from his slap.
to perform a new dance.
The mashed potato.
That's what his dance was, was the mashed potato?
Well, that was the, it was inspired by the mashed potato.
Remember the mashed?
He's doing the monster mash.
Yeah, because somebody already did the mashed potato.
Now he's doing the monster match.
So it's a variation of the mashed potato?
Yeah, it's a variation.
Ah, so the Frankenstein's monster is doing a variation of the mashed potato.
Again, as you say, it was the 60s.
We hadn't really done much in the way of popular dances, so just kind of moving your legs a
little bit. He's doing the thumb
dance, yeah. It was mind-blowing back
then. Look at a move. Wow.
Monster style. It will feature
monsters including Wolfman
Igor, Mummy,
the Crypt kicker 5, and Dracula and his son.
Wow.
Look at that. All right, Brianna found me information.
Are you kidding me? Bobby Pickett and his
co-writer Lenny Capizzi
is A! Oh, whoa! Hey!
Why are you saying my name, Adi,
your mouth.
Hey, whoa.
Hey, that's the most Utica name I've ever heard.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
You don't freaking talk about Lenny Capizzi.
You don't right now, the Capizis.
Yeah, when it comes to the Capizisies, you take it easy, capice.
Oh, hey.
We're doing pretty good.
The Capizzi family, we're pretty comfortable.
We ain't, no way, freaking living up in our palace there.
He might have wrote a song.
You might have her.
called the monster mesh.
It continues to generate an estimated $1 million annually in royalties, dude.
That's what I'm saying.
That's my dream to do one thing I can live off of forever.
That's my dream.
That's my dream of it.
I think we're doing a good job making other people a lot of money.
We're making other people a lot of money.
I want money that I can just live off of.
This income stream allowed picket to make a living from the song for decades.
It continues to provide.
for his heirs.
Awesome.
Creating generational wealth.
I called it, man.
I called it.
Yep.
That's how it is
with probably a lot of those type
songs like that.
You know what I mean?
Just a little goes a long way.
You invest here and there.
You take that upon what else
you're making during your regular job,
throw it in the bank.
And you're going to mash your two
of a bank gowns together.
Zippy, I got to disagree.
Zippy in our chat says he has other songs too.
Does he?
What's his name again?
Bobby Pickett.
Bobby Boris Pickett.
Okay.
He does.
Like, you'll know his other hit, maybe.
Let me hear his other hit.
I won't tell you the title.
Okay.
Boris, here it is.
Here what is.
He does the same thing, the voice.
All right, let's hear it.
He's a mad scientist in this, too?
Nope.
Not yet.
Okay, Boris.
The Transylvania twist.
He does a chubby checker thing where he had a hit.
And he was like,
I mean, the mountain.
What about another monster dance?
He's got a whole album.
I've got the Yeti Boot Scoot and Boogie if you're interested, too.
You want to hear Blood Bank Blues?
No, but yes, I do.
Isn't that just?
It's a La Bamba, yeah.
Is he really Russian?
Or is he just doing that?
Because it sounds like me doing a voice.
Sounds like Deulio doing sputacular.
Bobby Boris Pickett-Borne.
Somerville, Massachusetts.
Yeah, I was going to say, it's Bobby Pickett.
I got the blues.
The blood bank blues.
The blood bank boo.
Here's graveyard shift.
You don't want to be late north for stay on the job.
I don't know.
Romanian, you stupid son of a beach.
He's not.
He's from Somerville, Massachusetts.
What are these songs?
He has a whole album of these, man.
Scully golly.
You know Scully Gully?
You mean woolly bully?
Yes, apparently yes.
If it's going to turn it,
woolly but slower.
Yeah, it is.
It's wolly-billy.
He was ripping off every hit.
Wow.
Where was Scully-gully to pass this.
Oh, man.
I'm offended.
As a Romanian vampire,
I am offended by him,
making fun of our people.
We had one guy come over here and be famous and get on Sesame Street,
and all of a sudden everyone thinks we sound like that.
Good evening, Count Reck.
This is the monster minuet.
Oh, this is Monster Minuet.
I kind of see now why you hate the monster.
It's a terrible song.
It's a terrible song.
Yes, and Vitos and Wolfman are here too.
The ladies and baiting are very useful.
You don't mean those slimy-o.
What the f...
Who was buying this album?
Again...
And to do what with it?
It's what we always say.
It'd never been done before,
so that was the first time anybody ever heard that,
and it was blowing their mind.
It was a Halloween album.
And they would just put it on at their homes
in the 60s?
It like Halloween
parties or something?
I don't
I don't know where
because what year was this?
60s?
Is it the 60s?
Come on, baby.
Yeah.
We do the twist.
Come on, baby.
Yeah, that's all it is.
He's doing weird out.
He really? See?
No one was weird out yet.
1962.
1962.
Sinister stomp is this one.
The sinister stump.
It makes Frankie John.
It's a sinister stump.
And it's mine all mine.
I know that one.
Oh, hello.
It keeps my gills in line.
I stomp and stomp.
I don't mean to slander Bobby Boris Pickett.
He's clearly made a ton of money on us.
I mean, he's making his relatives a million dollars a year.
His family is just sitting high on the hog.
Whoa, whoa.
He ain't making that one family a million dollars a year.
You're splitting with the capizzi.
You make sure the capizisies get their cut.
saying don't even don't don't don't even think about stealing from the capis you don't give me my
couple hundred tower a year you gotta have one less freaking finger and he's just got let any capizzi's
family just has like this like this like uh what do they call them not gentlemen's clubs but like
the private clubs oh just like just like a speakies even no but like just a private
it's a private club the capizzi house you're not your business okay it's always got
Filled, but there's no one smoking.
Happy Halloween.
I love Halloween.
It's my favorite.
I love Halloween.
Happy Halloween. It's my favorite.
Be checking your local municipality Facebook pages for some indoor options tonight
as it seems like a lot of people moving activities indoors.
And of course, Destiny's doing three to five today if you want to do an indoor trick-or-treat.
If you got real little kids, they'll be fine with that.
Go over there and walk around the mall.
Tire them out.
Get some Chinese food after.
Oh, mall Chinese, so good.
All right, so Ravens killed the dolphins last night.
You'd think Mike McDaniels out.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Right now in the middle of the season they do it.
I was just going to say, I don't know if it would help any to get rid of them now,
but I don't know why you would want to wait.
Mm-hmm.
Two and seven.
It's ugly.
Now you got a little bit of a couple days here in between before, you know, the next week.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know what they do.
Would that just be like a slide over a coordinator situation and just a interim?
Guess what?
You know, you're the head coach for the rest of the year
until we find the next guy to lose a bunch of games for the dolphins.
So let's run down some matchups.
Give me your quick takes on some of these games this weekend.
I didn't even look to see what we got this week.
49ers at Giants.
I mean, that was shaping up to be cool before,
I mean, Malik neighbors went down for the year.
Scada bro was out for the year now.
But it still might be an okay one.
Chargers at Titans.
Ah, charges will kill them.
Vikings at Lions.
Oh, who knows?
J.J. McCarthy is supposed to come back.
So, I don't know, it could be a okay game.
Probably not.
Falcons at Patriots.
I never know with this Falcons team.
I'm not sure.
They won one game they woke up on the bills.
Next game they lose 30 to nothing to the Panthers.
Is this going to be a good name?
I don't know.
Colts at Steelers?
Are the Steelers any good?
Yeah, they're old.
The cult are incredible, right?
But the Colts have been awesome this year with weird Danny Dimes
when you actually have some protection back there.
But this, you keep waiting.
waiting for them to start falling off.
Maybe this could be the star.
I don't know, but I can see the Colts winning this one, too, man.
Broncos at Texans.
Yeah, it would be fun.
Was that 1 o'clock?
Yeah, it's 1 o'clock.
Bears at Bengals.
Bears at Bengals.
That probably would have been fun, you know,
beginning of the year with Joe Burrow.
Panthers at Packers.
I mean, the way that, if well, is it Andy Dalton?
It's still, because if it's that, then that's a boring game,
and who cares, Panthers will fall of four and five.
If not, maybe.
backers look good
one in seven saints at Los Angeles
Rams what happened to the Saints
They're just no good
They've got a couple
draft picks that they're like
Oh cool you drafted the guy
That wasn't even that good in college
But okay
All right have at it guys
Jags at Raiders
Raiders are turd team right
They're not doing good this year
No they're not any better than
I think they're gonna start
unloading people
This might be the game of the week right here
On K Rock Chiefs at Bills
Yeah I bet it is
We've got your Buffalo Bills covered Sunday 425 kickoff right here on K Rock.
Chiefs at Bills.
Who do you like in that game?
They're evenly matched, right?
Yeah, home game for the Bills here.
The way the Chiefs have been playing, I could see the Chiefs,
but they don't show the Bills anything because they know they're probably going to see them again in the playoffs.
So the Chiefs kind of always dial it back a little bit against Buffalo in the regular season.
Oh, interesting.
That's what happened in last year.
They did the same thing.
We're not going to show you everything we got, but it's early enough in the year.
Well, that'll be the game of the week, hopefully.
I'll look forward to that right here on K-Rock, and then Seahawks at Commanders.
If Jayne Daniels is back, that'll be a fun game to watch.
But if not, you've got to watch, again, Marcus Marieto to run around out there for the commanders
and their terrible defense now.
And then Monday Cardinals at Cowboys will talk about that.
Monday Night Cowboys Fight.
Monday Night Cowboy Fight.
Monday Night, Bird, and Cowboy Fight.
Tyler Murray, I don't know if he's playing, but he's never lost.
in that stadium because it's at Dallas.
So Arizona will win.
Yeah, so.
He's already giving up on his team for Monday night.
Yeah, that's it.
It's over.
And then tonight we got Cuse football.
Friday night.
Football fight.
Friday night, football fight.
94-9K Rock in the Mohawk Valley for that game or right here on Brostat, TK-99 in Syracuse and Aswego.
What do you think happens tonight?
What, four losses in a row?
Something's got to happen tonight.
We're going to see a new quarterback tonight.
They can't lose, man.
They just can't.
I mean, North Carolina has looked a little bit better the last couple weeks,
but, I mean, not that much better.
So I don't know.
Syracuse, I would say they shouldn't be able to win this.
But honestly, I don't really know anymore.
The overhundred is 44 and a half.
But, man, this is an interesting one.
Because, again, if three or four weeks ago,
I would have been like, no, Syracuse will absolutely.
destroy them, but now they're both kind of hovering around that middle, bottom area.
They're already in town. I hear rumors that Bill Belichick's already in town.
Oh, he's already here? He is. He's on the phone right now.
Hey, Bill.
We're going to do a...
All right, Bill, what's your game plan going into the dome tonight?
Well, you know, we're going out there to the wrong.
Oh, okay. Are you nervous about facing the Syracuse team tonight?
Well, you know, there's a four losses and...
All right, and you're going to get anything to eat while you're in town?
Oh, we've got good food here.
Oh, I don't eat food.
I don't eat food or I don't drink water.
I just kind of exist as a sentient being and float through the air.
But your girlfriend, she probably needs a chicken tendies or a grill cheese or a mini hot dog.
What I always get from the kids menu, right?
She doesn't like too many things when we go out to eat.
Uh, just orders off the kid menu sometimes who just eats the bread.
Okay.
She just eats the bread.
She hasn't had a carb in six years.
Uh, yeah, show just a drink a glass of water.
We'll go butter, burn it.
Oh, all right.
All right.
Bill, hope you have a good time in our town.
Yeah, it looks pretty.
I don't like towns.
Okay, thank you.
Thanks, Bill.
Thanks, Bill.
Wow.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here in town.
No, he really is.
Is he acting?
Oh, no, yeah, we know.
We know somebody says he was here doing a thing last night.
All right, cool.
I'm going to talk to you, people.
Hey, I don't want to talk to you guys.
Well, thanks for calling him, Bill Belichick.
Appreciate that.
Did we figure it out?
Yeah, yeah.
What does it say?
It says that she's supposed to, she's supposed to be Frankie Valley.
Dylan Dwyer is?
Because it's got everybody.
Craig, Melvin is Prince.
Chanel Jones is Beyonce.
Willie Geist is Wayne Newton.
Al Roker is Clubber Lang.
Mr. T. Carson is Rocky Balboa and Dylan Dreyer is Frankie Valley, but not, if it says here,
not clearly visible in this image, but mentioned as part of the theme. She's the one I took the
picture of it, asked AI. Why was Frankie, why Frankie Valley? I don't know. I don't know. Sure. Cool.
We're watching the Today Show Halloween costumes. But the Beyonce is clearly the best. Yeah.
That's awesome. She's an amazing Beyonce. Yeah, it looks real good. Showstopper. She learned all the
dance moves. Yeah, wow. And John is right. You were too polite to AI. I.
Remember, you'd be like, hey, dumb bitch, who is this?
Hey, jerk, what's it supposed to be Frankie Valley or what?
We learned this earlier this week that if you're rude to AI, it will treat you better.
Hey, dingus.
You dumb skank.
You penis are you, tell me.
Well, company 1X launched Neo today.
A humanoid robot priced at $20,000 to clean your house.
It's basically like a house robot.
Do I got to see what this thing looks like, Neo Robot?
I'll clean your house for much less than $20,000.
I'll tell you that much right now.
So I don't think so, robot.
Oh, my God.
Oh, is it creepy?
This is a really weird robot.
Yeah, it's really creepy.
Robot.
And it comes in multiple colors.
I don't think you should buy the black one.
You probably shouldn't, right?
What's it called again?
Neo, N-E-O-1-X.
Oh, yeah.
What is this?
Here, I'm going to show you Twitch and YouTube.
I got my, it's up on my screen.
It's a humanoid robot.
That's so weird.
For everyday living.
Oh, my God.
Do you guys see this?
I can't explain it.
Like, imagine if, it looks like if daft punk was cleaning your house.
That's the best way I can explain it.
Like, this is what the star of, white, and black.
This is the start of a horror movie.
Neo 1x, but it's like, its body looks real, you guys.
All I can picture is this thing.
You go to ask, you, Neo, can you vacuum the whatever for me?
And Neo is doing something else.
And if you're looking at that face, imagine how it's looking away from you and it stops and just.
With its dead, glassy eyes.
It just turns its head.
Does that weird creepy head tilt that things do?
The robot represents the first commercially available high.
household chore assistant.
No.
Features four microphones,
three speakers,
and fish eye cameras,
which its eyes are cameras.
Of course.
It can lift up to 50 pounds
and perform tasks like taking out the trash,
watering plants,
and carrying boxes.
Quote, Neo is a safe humanoid robot
that does chores and offers
personalized assistants.
Oh boy.
Does it do sex?
It's got soft hands.
Does it do hand stuff at least?
I can tell they didn't,
they were thought it through
because it didn't build it a mouth.
For 20.
We can't give it a mouth, but just give it really soft hands.
Maybe just give it a butthole.
They're going to bang it.
Oh, my God.
They're going to do sex to it.
They're immediately...
First initial tests.
So you were given the Neo robot to do the first test with cleaning your house, the first trial.
How did it go?
I tried to bang it an hour in.
No.
We're like, we're the married couple and they're interviewing us.
Okay.
They're going to ask that question again.
What did you do?
How was it?
So you were testing the Neo Robot.
You were the first couple.
How did that go?
I wanted you tell them, Cody.
How did it go?
How did it go, Cody?
I tried to have sex with it.
You tried to have sex with it.
Yeah.
Pretty quick.
Out of the box.
Pretty quick.
So.
I wanted it before it was dirty.
That's how it was going.
She wanted it to go and plant in the garden and stuff.
I was like it's going to get its hands all dirty.
He tried to have sex with it.
So not great.
Didn't go great.
It's got a grip.
Oh, God.
Will not break my humanoid robot when I get a
top of it and make sweet passionate love.
No, my fault. They didn't add
any openings to this thing. He's just rubbing
on it. He's just rubbing on it. Just up and down.
Oh, well. All right. We'll play a little Syracuse
football. That's a Halloween show, baby.
Wow, I forget. It's already nine.
Holy cow. That's crazy. Busy, busy, busy.
Heads. I thought it was like eight.
Heads on the Q's, tails on North Carolina.
Can the robot do stuff to you? Actually? I'm North Carolina.
Ha! You're the,
I want to see if Belichick is in the game.
Did he give his likeness?
There's not a chance in hell.
He never does.
Because Fran Brown kind of looks like Fran Brown in the game.
Does he?
I'm doing the Syracuse Dynasty.
Nice.
A game a cool outfit.
He's rocking just a hoodie and sweats.
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