The Show - HAMBURGER

Episode Date: March 8, 2026

No recaps on Friday shows because we can’t keep the clocks at the same time.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Got them. I knew it.

I mean, man, a good way. I've seen the videos there. Devon's boy is going to wrestle this year instead of hoop. All right, all right. Don't you Devon out about. What? Not that parents don't, you know, support their kids 100% and everything. But is it like a little bit like, oh, no, when you go from a sport that's at least kind of like entertaining or basketball up and down where it's just like, all right, let me watch my one kids two minute meet.

Now I've got to sit here. Or if they just start up and they're like, I'm going to do track and field. They're like, no. For those who don't know, I was talking to showgirl Devin here before he started. Because Devin has a son the same age as mine, and I used to see her out at all the hoop tournaments. Yeah, yeah. And I'd say, how do you do to Devin? And she said he chose to do wrestling this year.

That's just me being self, like selfishly looking at it. To your point, my son has a couple of friends that did the opposite. They left wrestling to do basketball. So their parents are getting the reverse of that. Oh, every male in my life. when I switched from soccer to football. It's like, yes. Hell yeah, right, yeah.

All right, there you go. Yeah. Where are these games at? I'm like, the same place all my soccer ones were that you didn't want to go to, Dad. Yeah. I don't know if they're going to do baseball this year, but to go back to your other question. Yeah. I am so thankful they don't do track.

Yeah. Because my nieces do track, and my in-laws and my brother and sister-in-law will go to these meats. Yep. For hours. That's what Swooley was saying. For like a two second. Three and a half hours he said. Yeah.

Three and half hours. And nothing against OCC. No, no, no. But SRC doesn't put out like seats. Dude. Everybody complains about it. He said about two hours in, he looked at his wife and went, I'm going to sit in the hall on that little ledge.

Yeah, SRC arena, I don't know if they can't. I don't know what the deal is. My in-laws will be like, yeah, we stood. We stood up there. We stood up there for two, three hours just to watch your kid. And done, we'll see you later. Or like, do a discus. Yeah, dude.

But no, parents, guys are all very supportive. So, I mean. Like, I'm so thankful. My parents were both very supportive of me growing up. Yeah, my mom was. And we are very supportive of our children. But I also get why some parents don't want to be. Because when it's a four-hour track meet,

just to watch you do one sprint. Yeah. Like, I don't want to be here. Go play with your friends. Or even like the some of you guys, the people did the cross-country. Yeah, that's the other one, dude. And you're like, and they're out of sight.

Well, it's still happening. For an hour. My niece Meg, who still listens to us in college? She goes to Nazareth. She's a college cross-country runner now. That's fancy. She's extremely talented. Tomorrow, uh, co-admixer, uh, cross-country house.

But we've gone to her meets. Because she's, like, one of the top in the state. Oh, cool. And it's exactly that. It's my sister-in-law will tell us where to be. And she's like, all right, we're going to go over here. And I go, okay, so I'll stand there. Let's go, Meg, all right, Meg.

All right. All right, now we got to go over here. Oh, you have to follow them. So you go to, like, different points when they're going to run by you. At least that's... It's not crazy. No, but at least you're seeing as opposed to just... Okay, now we're going to go over here.

And then then you see a... bunch of girls coming out of the woods and you go. All right, let's go. All right, let's go. And then they're gone. Which is weird because usually Josh isn't on that side of things. No, I'm chasing the girls out of the woods. When girls are coming running out of the woods, you're usually behind them.

They're screaming. He has no pants out. He looks like he's been covered in baby oil. It's going on. And then it's a whole thing. It's a nice little change up. What's Katie's saying modified cross country is the best? Fifteen minutes tops? Like the race? The races aren't long. I don't know how long they take for those things.

No, they're not very long, but it's just, it's a weird thing to view. It's a weird sport to try to watch. Yeah. But they do great, man. They do great. I guess Geneseo is the big cross-country. Like, they're untouchable. Oh.

It's where my wife went to college. Where Katie went to college. They got all the runners. Yeah, but it's like there's, I don't even know enough about sports to make a comparison. But like, who was the best college football team, like growing up? Was like Miami or something? Yeah. Yeah.

So they're like the Miami of New York State cross-country. Like, you don't even get close to Geneseo. I don't know what happened. I don't know why, but they're just so good. That's a nice little niche. Well, anyways, good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday. Thursday means Cocoa Pascodey's going live tonight.

Who is? You? I am. Your name is Cody. You'll be showing off vast products. Vast meats. We're meats. Lots.

No, I'm excited for this. And now that there's that extra little element. Oh, I forgot. We're doing the game! Okay. I'm really excited about Cocoa Puffs. I haven't played it. Good.

I haven't played it since. I waited so we could do all two together. Since I know you're really concerned about the flooding. Yesterday, Apple announced their new MacBook Air, but it's going to have the M4 chip. A lot of people thought it was only going to have the M3 chip, but they're bumming it up to the M4 chip. Also a new array of iPads expected out. iPad pros, Cody, using similar chip. And you know what?

what? I like the new MacBook Air. It's got two USBCs and a 3.5 millimeter audio output. Oh, well, now you've got my attention. Good morning, everybody. I'm just trying to dry up the room a little bit. And for me, when it comes to computing, I love an analog audio output. I love an audio jack. I don't like to have to dilly dally with any kind of, you know, accessories. He's not looking to be jacking around. Yeah, Penny says I picked up at least 20 pounds of poop in my backyard yesterday. I had to take the oldest to a doctor's appointment. I'm like, watch out for the brownie bites because there's a lot of them. I couldn't take Elsa into the dog park thingy that we have there at the apartments because it was that bad. Like I'm saying every other step.

Yeah, dude. And I was like, no, no, no, you're going to get a disease in 30 seconds. We're out of here. I'm going to wait for this little couple inches of snow we get now, which will kind of cover up all the brownie bites. Yeah. And then next week when it's in the 50s and 60s I'll probably go out there with my bucket and shovel and start getting them picked up.

Hey, if you ever have one of those businesses, now's the quick time to advertise for like two months. Yeah, dude. Jeez. Just picking a poop business. I know one of my buddies used to use that because he had two really big dogs. Yeah, you want that service.

He would leave, I don't remember even what it was, a week. Because he would get weekly. And he would leave it on like the fence. They'd come, do it, boom, gone. That's pretty nice. That's how you do that. Yeah, Katie says I actually needed that computer info. My MacBook is 10 years old and dying.

Well, Katie, you'll be happy to know. It's not a great price point. I always feel like Mac products are a little overpriced. Now, they used to come in at $1,100. They dropped $100 off it, so it's still $9.99, which is expensive for a laptop. But like you said, Max lasts a while. I think I'm going to get a Pixel 9. You get a new phone?

Yeah, because my mom got some crazy deal. but then she's going to get a different deal because it's something, I don't know, technical mumbo-jumble that she explained that I just said. Sure, yes. Thank you. This again, really all I care about with phones is the camera quality. Yeah.

And this one is a good one? No, it's really not. That sucks. I don't think so. I mean, even though it looks like it should be, it's just really not that good of a camera. Yeah, get a better one. That one, that's like real good camera, right?

Yeah. The pixels, they're really good. Pixel 9 or something. I would have to think that one is, but maybe it's too old. What is it, the 23? I can't keep track of that. I don't know.

Yeah, sugar's right. You need the high quality for your only fans. Exactly. Why would I even bother? I'm not going to even bother unless I've got real good camera quality. You can follow Cody's only fans at feet and French toast. That's where he's putting his feet on French toast. You found it finally?

I did, yeah. Little pads of butter. Yeah, little pads of butter, a little syrup on there sometime. I tip each toe. Little powdered sugar drizzle across the coast. Betty in our chat says they still can't see the ground at her house. Still a couple of feet in the yard of snow. Damn, Betty Nugs.

A lot of melting happened yesterday, but if you had a ton, I mean, my yard still has several feet of snow. It didn't all melt. No, no. Up I mean, it's, there's spots, but no, it's literally almost all gone. Yeah, here in the city, it's almost all gone. It's going to be high of 48 today, so some more melting today. There's some tree lines that keep the snow. for a little while just because the sun doesn't really beat on it.

But other than that. Yeah, my parent yard will have snow until mid-August, usually. That doesn't melt out. Yeah. It's up to, you've got those big banks. I don't know what's going on at Walmart with the Great Value chicken nuggets. Have you seen these videos? No.

So, I don't even know how this happens, but there's an issue right now with the Great Value Nuggets. I don't know how big of an issue is it. I've only seen a couple videos. You know what a Nugget looks like. from Walmart, right? Yeah. Imagine cutting that nugget open and there's no chicken in it.

It's just the shape of a nugget with no meat. Why did they do that? I don't know how that would happen. A lot of them? Or just... Well, there's been a couple of TikTok videos. Walmart had to release a statement saying they're working closely with their suppliers to resolve the issue.

What could have even happened? I don't know. Just the breading? And how they get the shape of it and everything. And this is going to be the fattest thing I probably say in a while. I would buy a bag of just the breading I can see you just If I could just get nugget-shaped breading

Poppers dude And then just taking like a little like A little sharp little thing and just like And then squeeze in some mayo into one of it Exactly Get a little syringe and just fill this Whatever I want What I want?

Cheese sauce in there, oops all breading You're just a little Yeah Dude got it Some queso Some rants Hell yeah You're like, Cartman eats all the chickens getting off of the KFC.

Yeah. Wild Mark, y'all dead wrong. Look at this. Now I forgot to put the meat in the nuggets, Walmart. None of them got to meet them. Wow. Oh, none of them? Walmart counter day.

You're supposed to be nuggets. I don't know how that, I don't even know how that physically happens. Oh, I'd be so mad. Like, if I think of the process of making chicken nuggets, apparently I'm way off. I would assume it was a meat shaped in a nugget, shake. Yeah. Then it goes in the breading, and then it goes through whatever factory cooking thing they have. Yeah.

I don't even know how this is happening. Right? I feel like there's no real way to miss those first steps, but somehow... Somehow something happened. Quality control, screw that it up, pretty good. There, a whole giant-ass batch. Your friggin' batch that didn't get those? Oh, man.

No. No, that's why you got to stick to Yellow Box Dino Nuggets, man. That's the ones. Or chicken fries. I like good chicken fries. Oh, you know, you keep telling me to do that. I always forget. The chicken fries are so good.

But if I can get a bag of the... If anybody's got a bag of the oops-all breading, I'll buy them off you. Oh. I want to try them. You're here and here first. You got... If you stumbled across a bag of oops-all breading,

don't return them. Don't return them. I want to buy that out of it. He'll give you $100 for a bag of them. He'll give you upwards of $500. Honey, I didn't pay the National Grid this month. Why? I ran out of money.

What'd you buy? I bought a collectible bag of Oopsall breading. Check it out, though. Watch this. Do you want one? A syringe filled the ranch. Uh-huh. Babe, babe, babe, babe.

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Oh, hi, hi! Happy Thursday. Thursday does mean Cocoa Pops, the show too dangerous for the radio. Oh, we'll be telling you all about that. Good, good. Tonight on our Twitch channel, please join us, won't you? Got some good, good from our friends. I'm sure you'll be just stocked to the brim with Sweetgrass goodies.

Yep, oh, absolutely. Fully loaded. Yep. Is they're now doing online ordering, you guys? Which is real nice. They're out there. I saw the guy that did the first online ordering. I saw a photo one.

He was like, hi. Shout out, man. Love it. It's great. Love to see it. Check out Sweetgrass. The link's on their social. media. I don't know what it is. But you know, Sweetgrass.

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All bringing you that good stuff tonight on Google Buffs. They always got consistently phenomenal products. When I ask you, Cody. Nice lineup we got. What kind of terrain you would think the Great Smoky Mountains are? Oh, oh, okay. What would you think? What kind of terrain is that?

The Great Smoky Mountains? The Great Smoky Mountains down in Tennessee. Where are your booies gone? Three summers. Okay. That we've known each other. The Rockies, but with no snow. But you, is it flat?

Oh, no, no. Like mountains. It's mountains, thank you. So anybody can understand that, right? Uh-oh. Except for a couple on TikTok, uh-oh. who are complaining how slopey everything is in the Great Smoky Mountains, bro.

It's you. It's you. Okay, we are in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. It's where you go. We just checked into our cabin. And we are leaving our cabin, actually. We're going to go stay downtown Galinger. Just like that Simpson's Giff, you walk in, you walk out. It's way too sloppy.

Let's show you. This is the driveway. And for people that are in mountains, this might not be a big deal. for us who don't live in mountains. This is kind of a big deal, especially late at night. It's supposed to rain tomorrow. This scares me.

The whole mountain that we have to drive through is very uphill. Oh my God. Because it's... Yeah, but that's not really fair. Like, you don't tell me how sloppy it was going to be. That might be okay for you, mountain people.

Dude. But why do you not have special accommodations for people that aren't from the mountain? Like, I got bad news for these two. For those you who've never been to Gatlinburg, Pigeon Forge, that area, everything is going to be sloping because where are you, Cody? In the mountains. Yes, you're in the mountains.

So are they trying to say that, like, the driveways are like some you see around here where it's like you've got a pull. Well, here's the thing. The one pass I'll give them is they rented a cabin, which we did that one summer with the whole family, best summer vacation I've ever had. And they didn't level the ground for them. I know.

Pretty dick move, right? Wow. One star. They're probably shocked by what it's like to get to a cabin in the Smoky Mountains because it is. You're driving up a mountain and you're doing switchbacks and you're kind of driving up. That's cool. But the benefit of it is you're in, in my opinion, one of the most beautiful places on this planet. Once you're up in that cabin, looking down in the great smoky mountains, looking down in that beautiful area, it's a mountain.

It's in the name. Right. And even if you go down to your hotel in Gatlinburg, you're still going to have to do mountain stuff because you're still in the mountains. I wonder what they thought when they booked all the things. You know what I mean? I wonder if they just, it just never occurred to them.

And they were just like, no, they just call it Smokey Mountain, blah, blah, blah, because it's just a cute little kitsy name. Yeah. Like, no. No, ma'am. Ma'am.

Ma'am. Ma'am. I got some news for you. Yeah, it's a mountain. So let me see if I can describe downtown Gatlinburg to you. It's a lot like, like in Ithaca. It's a lot like in Ithaca, a lot of cute little shops, a lot of businesses in the area.

I don't even know if... Okay, let me give you another one. Honestly, yeah. When the house last time I ever been to Ithaca? Think of like a maybe like a bigger skinny Atlas maybe or Kazanovia. Like there's businesses. Gotcha. But they're like kind of cute local businesses and there's like,

oh, this place makes fudge. and this place makes moonshine. I always thought of it as like a bigger, um, uh, old balls up there in Chanted Forest area. Good example of that. Like much bigger. Good example. There's a couple of big name things like those guys who are on moonshiner's opened up their distillery. Okay.

So they've got that sugar land distillery, which is a big tourist attraction. There's a, because it's a tourist city, there's got to be a Ripley's Believe it or not, I think by law for some reason. If you go into a town where it's going to have tourism, you've got to open a Ripley's Believe it or not, but do they got some apple bees? They might, but I don't know. But what I'm saying is imagine that, okay? And you're in the downtown, and they're going to go to the downtown Gatlinburg Hotel where you're going to stay up, big babies.

Picture her now. Everything is up the mountains. So if you want to like, all right, do you want to go see a thing? You still got to. You still got to go up the mountains. Remember Anakista, the place I told you about that we had to ride the giant thing up? Yeah. You got to go up the mountains.

You came to a mountain thing. So maybe they just didn't look up anything, I guess. And we're like, when we get there, we'll just, I don't know, on a whim. I don't know. It's a different level of stupid to go to Gatlinburg, Tennessee and the Great Smoky Mountains and not know. Because then did you not pack? What did they pack? We came with our swim trams.

We thought this was beachfront property. You know what I mean? Did they not bring like good shoes or, you know. It's too sloppy. Everything's too sloppy, Cody. Yeah, very sloppy. And it is. And I love it.

It's fantastic. Big time slopes. Stickers, you're never not on the mountain. Sorry, bud. It ain't going to get less slopy. The whole thing is here. All of it is here. I mean, you're in it right now, so good luck.

Happy Thursday. Thursday means cocoa puffs. Do you know? The show Do Dangerous for Radio tonight on Twitch. All the greenery. It's a gardening show. Yep. That's exactly.

what it is. Presented by our friends at So Wheatgrass, Joe's bugs, and herbs. I am gonna, I don't know what, I gotta find the things first, but remember we got that nice

the, like, you know, regular pumpkin seed and flower seed germinator box thing from wherever it was. From root nerds. Yeah, in the springtime. I'm gonna bust that out.

I'm gonna see my mother-in-law's doing that. We're gonna do it together. I gifted her the root nerds apparatus that they gave us. They were a guest on lunch buds. Shout out to Root Nards. And I don't do plants like you and my mother-in-law do, so I gave it to her to germinate some seeds.

Yeah. She goes to my wife, Is Josh growing marijuana? Josh is definitely not growing marijuana. No, I want to use it for, I want to do other things. Like, I want to, like, plant things. See, like, real, like, vegetables and stuff. Yeah.

Why the hell not? Have your own little farm stand. Right. Well, seems like, we're talking a lot of dead celebrities lately. But this one, oh no. This one is a personal one to you and I, because we both loved this show so much.

Yeah. But I don't think a lot of people knew about this guy. No, and then the story of how this last couple of years is sad. I guess he was in a lot of pain, a lot of, he had like heart surgeries and quadruple bypasses and stuff. But, yeah, I don't think a lot of people are aware of him that. Of space ghost. George Lowe passed away, sadly.

and his local news station did a little tribute to him. Oh, did they really? Oh, God. I guess out of Florida. It's my favorite high cartoon. Tonight, the entertainment world is remembering the voice of a popular cartoon, Space Ghost. You may remember the show, but did you know the voice actor behind it was right here in the Bay Area? George Lowe grew up in Brooksville and lived in Lakeland for much of his life. He recently passed away at age 67.

Fox 13's Lloyd Sauer's looks and listens. to a talent that Lowe's friends call He is a real ghost. Now he is a real ghost, Pat. This ghost was a cartoon born in the 1960s, but by the 90s, Space Ghost Coast to Coast made him into a celebrity interviewer. It's not other

than Duke Fart Knocker. An unusual show built around Lakeland's George Lowe, the voice of Space Ghost. Not just a voice, George could make up dialogue on-demand,

And as he demonstrated before he passed away. Just very innocently say something like, how come you don't have any more orange crush? And the kid's like, do you do voice over? And I'm like, oh, crap. Come with me. Let's have fun adventures together.

But George was more than a cartoon voice to his longtime friend, Tampa Bay Radio legend, Marvelous Marvin Boone. His voice, his imagination, his art, After Space Coast, he started, he was a big collector of art and then became an artist. He used watercolor in him. George was an audiovisual aficionado, creating amazing art and constant improvisation. He sold one painting for $1,300.

And he took it from there. $1,300. Lucky 13. Tonight on Big 13. On this poster he gave to Marvin, George became Silverfish Dixon. He knew Marvin would like it. Sometimes it took a minute for people to get on George's wavelength. His own language, his own universe. Think about that, Lloyd.

To be able to do that and then make a really good living at it. Wow. From the art collection in his home to the creativity in his mind, to the voice that delivered ad libs always. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you sound good too.

Was that the voice of Space Ghost? Perhaps I am. As space ghost flies through our memories, so does the voice of George Lowe. Space Gold. Rest in peace, George Lowe. He also did a lot of voices for Aquatine that I really, really, really liked as well. He was a big, like, cartoon network was a lot. I guess early 2000s, late 90s, early 2000s?

Yeah, those are my two favorite of the adult swim cartoons by far Space Ghosts and Aquatine. Yeah, dude, that was an era. That was a different era. Robot chicken. He did some stuff for robot chicken. Yep. Yep. It was just so, that show is so, it was so dumb, man. It was so dumb. I was, after I saw the news last night, I texted Cody, I go, we gotta make sure we honor George Lowe tomorrow.

And I just started watching old Space Coast clips on YouTube. And they're so, they're exactly our brand of stupid, silly comedy. My favorite thing in the whole world that I think I've laughed at harder than anything. And I, it's always hard to find whatever I want to find it is they do a table read of a space ghost episode once and they filmed it and it's on YouTube or something somewhere but it's so damn funny watching them just sit around a table as you know friends and do that there's a character on there that's a little alien bug creature named Brack and the guy that does it has his keyboard with him in the in the table read so when they do stuff

Like he's doing the little sound effects. It's genius. That'll be something I got to watch. So, you know, we honor George Lowe, obviously an icon for those of us growing up in that era of Cartoon Network. Yeah. Love Brax so much. Yeah. Was that an adult swim show?

I think so, right? Oh, yeah. That era? Yep. So good. So good. That was like my start to, like, stonerism in college, really, was all those. Well, as long as we're talking.

talking shows that we love and Cody especially loves. You're a big Dawson's Creek guy. He loves Dawson's Creek. I love the creek, bro. Well, now you can own Joey Potter's house. Oh, on the DC? On the DC? I get, well, yeah, because it's on the DC, right?

I, right, right? Joey Potter's House from Dawson's Creek is now on the auction block. $29,000 for the whole house. Now there is a catch. Yeah, I was going to say, hold up. You only get the house. You don't get the land. Meaning you got to pick up the house.

Move it. What? Someone was just like, get this ish off of my land. Well, I guess the house is in Wilmington, North Carolina. If you buy it, you can't move in because you have to move the house. This personal property auction has the house itself for sale, but not the land. So it has to be moved, and the buyer is responsible for those. I mean, you can move houses.

People do it. Yeah. No, I watched and helped the guys move a giant barn once up a hill. So that was pretty crazy, but that wasn't a house. Curran bids at $30,000. But it's the exact house that you love. It's got the little beach and stuff and everything. Oh, well, that's the...

Isn't that the hook? Yeah. A house is a house, but to be on the creek, I mean, that's come on now. Joey Potter's... Austin Creek House on the market. $30,000. Oh, look at that. Yeah, that show, man. It was good, but they were at some weird moments on that, you're awkward. Hey, I know you're in the market for a house.

Okay. Go buy this house for $29,000. Okay. Plop it in my yard. Oh, just put it right there. I won't tell my wife. All of a sudden, hey. Put you in the yard.

Got a little up piece of the D.C. coming home. Huh? Don't worry about it. Leave for work. Josh, why is there? I don't know. That just plays on a loop outside of it. constantly loud.

Yep. Yeah, bud. Why is the, why is, do do do do. Why is the Dawson Creek house in the yard? Sorry, what? I didn't notice.

What? I think that's always been there, actually. That's, yeah, I pretty sure that's always been there. One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank

while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said, class, I want you to write a paper using your notes. So I wrote a paper and he said, Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana?

E cake. I got enough. When I told my mom about it, she said, I told you never chose the monkey. Yeah, you never do. The end. The end. We celebrate you, space, coast, coast to coast.

Yeah, that was great. Oh, good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday, and we did it. You know science? We did it. What? Bring it back the woolly mammoth, bud, but like, we're really doing it. Did you see this story yesterday? No.

So there's a bioscience lab. Oh, boy, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a sentence that makes me nervous. Yeah, yeah. Announce Tuesday. Mm. It has created woolly mice. They're making trans-woolie mice. I knew it.

I knew it. I knew it. That mouse was supposed to have a bear. Pice. Mice with long, luxurious hair. Wow. To help them withstand cold temperatures. All right.

They believe, science believes, that this is one step closer to bringing back the holy man. We're going to effing have an effing dinosaur. Before GTA 6. Yeah, we're going to have a dinosaur before GTA 6. We're going to do it. It's going to be walking around. We're going to be like, in live now, here's a,

the first look at Peter, the woolly mammoth. Yeah. It's just going to be a thing not knowing what the hell's going on. The lab used gene editing software, I guess, to modify hair-related genes. And the changes appeared. Is there a, I got to see a photo of these. Hold on a second. These are probably some sexy-ass-looking mice.

Because it says it gave them long, luxurious golden locks. Woolly mice. I got to see photos. They're eating the mice. They're eating the mice. They're eating the mice. Which makes the children trans. Oh, here we go.

When a woman eats a trans, a woolly mammoth mouse. She then passes the breast milk to her kids, and then her kids end up as homosexuals. All right, I'm going to be honest. These are some fact. These are cute-ass mice here. All right, I'm going to show Twitch and YouTube. Cody can see him as well.

These are some cute-ass mice. We found it. Look at these guys. It's like a little lion head. Look at these guys. Oh, boy. We ended up getting some absolutely adorable. mice that have longer woolly golden colored coats,

Beth Shapiro said. This means scientists are now one step closer to bringing back the woolly mammoth. But what do you, how does that even work? Do you just like start growing it in a petri dish? Well, what I also don't know is because they did this so like the mice can survive in colder climates. We're good with mice. Yeah.

Like they're not endangered. We've got actually problems. We've got infestations with mice. Right. Yes, yes. Like those places, though, all the funding. Let's keep that going. Got all that funding for that.

Yeah. So I don't know what, I mean, obviously this is just, they're just playing around with nature to see if they can get to the woolly mammoth, to which Cody's point is correct. Then what? We got a woolly mammoth. Okay, we can charge, it's going to come to the fair. Am I going to pay to go into a tent and see the woolly mammoth?

I would. I so would. God damn dinosaur. I'd look at it. Yeah, I would too. But, again, let's, uh, you. You're going to not, again, see, this is how it all starts. It's how it starts.

Oh, you made a woolly mammoth? Not impressed. Show me at least a saber-tooth tiger or better. And then I'll be on board with your dinosaurs. And I agree with handbone. Can they edit my hair jeans? Can I have long? Yeah, if they can do that with mice?

Can I, are we, let's, okay, Willie mammoth is all good and fine, but can you give me big, luxurious Fabio hair? Yeah, what are they doing? Are they doing shots? Are they rubbing cream on the mice? Cousin J is on board as well. Can I get some of that,

can I get some of that woolly mice juice? Yeah, I'll get a little little bit on my scalp here. I'm going to put it on just my undercarriage. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Cocoa Puffs.

Hi. Goes live on our Twitch channel, courtesy of sweetgrass. Joe's buds and herbs. Yes. Love to see you guys hanging with us tonight. 8 o'clock on Twitch. And he gets to play that game that is so damn funny. And it's like I almost kind of want him to rush through the businessy part.

Right. To get through the, to get to that game. Get through the other stuff and then we get right to, what's it called, high on life? I don't know, dude, but it's so stupidly funny. It's so stupidly funny. I haven't played it. I also downloaded the B simulator game as well. Yeah.

I was like, that would just be funny as hell. Hell yeah. Just to see what it is exactly. You guys can stop sending me this story because this was not me, all right? Oh, it means it was you. What is there? A Missouri man was arrested for attempting to have sex with a train seat for 10 minutes.

Oh. It's not me, guys. Sure. The first thing we do is we start pulling video. So in this particular case, we were able to provide a very detailed, very descriptive video.

This individual is on that exclusionary list. And as a result of this act, on the 13th February, will be banned, we'll perceive a lifetime band as well. I don't want to see the video, but I do want to see the video. If they have video of this, of a man attempting to have sex with a

train seat. Well, because what's he trying to do? Is he like... Just rubbing up on it? Yeah, is it like... Yeah, I don't know. I don't see any footage. Is he courting it? Is he related to J.D. Vance?

I don't know, Katie. That's a good question. Is he just... Hey, baby, son of the day, me... Rubbing his face on the side. Like, oh, no. And this is a bird.

Oh, no. No, I'm kissing. Kiss it. If he's trying to make love to a train scene, I'd like to see what he's up to. I'd like to... I mean, I want to know what the process is. You know what I'm saying?

That way, when you do, you can... You can do all the opposite. Thank you. And everything will work out. Thank you. You know? Duh. I'm doing this for myself.

I'm keeping an eye out. Yeah, you want to see how exactly where he went wrong. Yeah. What did he do that I shouldn't do? Pen and paper out. Oh, gotcha. See you tonight for Coco Puffs 8 o'clock on our Twitch channel. Join us.

Shmuggerber hang out. Mm-hmm? Oana? Me, no. But I will enjoy, I believe I have a meeting with my friend King Louis around the time as Cocoa Puffs tonight. You and I will meet up? I tell you, I don't, I look through all my things.

You don't have that one? I do not, my friends. Yeah. I think I'm almost absolutely positive. I gave it away as a gift in a little pack because it was your, the one you had was purple writing. Yes. Mine was green.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. And they don't even make that one anymore. Because it was that. I know for a fact it was that King Louis, Louie, whatever. Speaking in vageties right now. Because that's half to on the radio.

But. But it's real. I really like it a lot. I really like it a lot. And I wish that I could find someone else who has that strain. What's the, I was going to say, what's the strain? It's King Louis.

But the company is like JJ's something. Yes. Okay, okay. And the hardware is really good. I gotcha. Anyways. All right. You got to give credit where credit is due.

And I will give credit to what I think is some of the best marketing in my lifetime. And that goes to Lock Nest Monster. And the area of lockness. What is this? What's going on here? Because to keep humans interested for as long as they have and get people going to lock nest every year. In a fake ass.

To look for probably a fake monster that doesn't exist. But they've been able to spin it into this thing that I feel like Roswell, New Mexico wants to be. They're like, we had aliens. And I know they got totally. touristy stuff down there, but they're not as big as Loch Ness. Well, I think the issue with Roswell, and now that we're in the times we are in, I think the problem is that Loch Ness is the way it is, and it's not real.

There's nothing there. Roswell, there's actual things, and aliens are real and all that crap. So I don't think they can be like, yeah, here's all that stuff that we're not telling you about. Oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Like, they had to try to be like hush, hush, and don't come here, let the crazies open up their little museums and let everybody think that they're nuts. Good point.

So that, so Lachness is more of a work, whereas down in Roswell, they can't say anything because they don't, they probably don't know anything. Yeah, we don't want to draw attention to the fact that, we actually do have stuff like this, whereas there's not a swimming,

stagostorus-looking underwater monster in Scotland. I have two Lachnest stories. And Textline says, Lachnest and Bigfoot. No one is really capitalized on Bigfoot. Like somebody up in the Adirondacks should do something. Right? Even as well.

Even if you guys, I won't tell anybody if you just lie about Bigfoot and you draw tourists to your area. We had them come through the backyard. I won't tell anybody if you won't tell anybody. I saw him. I'll see it. I sinked him. Because my point is this. Lock Nest is a tourist destination.

Yes. Because of something that very. likely does not exist, but they keep it going. It's great marketing. Yep. Yep. Somebody up in the Adirondacks should be that forward thinking, being like, oh, my God, you guys, we just saw two.

We saw two big ones last summer. We're going to come out here. They were making new babies. I saw them, and they were in the closet, and they were kissing, and they were making babies. Yep. And then one of the babies came out, and it looked at me. Loch Ness is hiring a new skipper.

which kind of coincides, again, this is why I'm going into marketing, with the new lock nest footage that came out two days ago. Oh, is that what's going on? There's two different lock nest stories happening right now. That's why I'm saying, marketing. Because, man, it was over after that program. The Discovery Channel, whatever, like draining lockness or whatever.

They put a giant radared submarine down there and went up and down in and out all the round. and you know who beat it? The marketing department of Lockness. Yep. And they were like, I don't think so. Yeah. Oh, really?

I think so? I mean, that would be like... Nessie's smarter than that. Nessie knows how to swim away from a submarine. Exactly. You've got to give them credit. They're awesome. Kyle says Sleepy Hollow is basically the same thing in right... And then Whitehall has an 11-foot, bigfoot statue.

Well, they need to make it. Some places are doing it. They need to make it more. Look at the money that Lachness is making. Let's make that Whitehall. It's like how that... I don't know how, but somehow it's got to be more, it's got to be capitalized on more that that 13 curves up by me is,

the plaque is just sitting at that in that diner's parking lot. I know. Like, you guys need to do something with that for Halloween times or something. Like you got to. Let's set up a photo booth. You guys have to have to have to look to towns like Salem, who have made, you know, like the witch trials, a terrible part of our history, a tourist destination.

Right. White goth girl dream. Yes, it is. So here's the new Locknest News. All right. I'll start with the job listing. That's kind of like, this is kind of my third dream job. My dream job is hosting the late show after David Letterman retired.

That's not going to happen. I'm doing my second dream job, which is morning radio, and this is what I've wanted to do. My third dream job would be a full-time Nessie Hunter or Bigfoot Hunter or something hunting like this. Okay. Goodwill. They are hiring a skipper of this vessel. that if you go to Loch Ness to spend your tourism dollars, I would be the skipper of this vessel.

I probably get to wear a really cool hat, dude. It's probably a really cool coat. Yeah, you're wearing an outfit, bud. Now, you have no interest in this because it's on water. No, not a chance now. Even like a small lock, like lockness? No, it's okay. I'm good. All right.

The job begins end of this month. It's not as terrifying, though. Goes to November 2nd, so I'm going to be, I'm going to be wrapping up here in a couple weeks. I'm going to head over to lock nest. All right, all right. Two vacancies, bro. You and I can go together, Bon.

I don't want to, but, you know, like, it's the same where as I could be on a boat at, like, a night of lake. Because even if, you know, somehow we get stranded and now we have to live out in the middle of this dark, dangerous water, before it gets dark, I don't want to, but if I have to swim to shore, I will. You will? I don't want to. I'd rather die.

I'll be the skipper. You'll just be really baked out on a boat with me all day. Just be clinging to whatever's out there, be like, I'm just, It's going to hold on to these bars right here and never ever move. The role involves operating Loch Ness Center's deep scan vessel, which takes visitors on a journey through the past 40 years of scientific research into the mystery of Loch Ness. The successful applicants will be responsible for all aspects of running the trips, including transferring visitors from the center to the harbor.

The skipper is responsible for the maintenance of the vessel. Oh, guys, I used to fix boats Like 30 years ago Oh, really? Well, when I worked at the marina You worked at the marina? Yeah, see?

And what did you have any fun stories? Nah, none that I want to bring up, no. Cool. They need to endure all the checks that are conducted on irrelevant maintenance. Yep. They tell you how to apply and all that stuff. Well, this comes the same week

We've got a new photo of Logness. Did you say the pay? Did I catch? Did I miss it? Yeah, 180 pounds a day. Oh, I didn't. I don't know. I have no idea.

Alexa, what's 180 pounds a day equate to in real American dollars 180 pounds converted to real American USA goddamn bald eagle dollars I found this on the web 180 British pounds is equal to

How many Trump bucks is 180 bucks How many Trump bucks go into 180 dollars? All right, let's what a 200 bucks a day maybe All right 24, six, eight It's a thousand bucks a week No thanks

To hang on a boat I mean Yeah, but not So the new Loch Ness photo that is being shared now. Okay. Officials at the museum dedicated to lockness have a new photo, the first photo of 2025. And I'm going to show you this photo. Come on, man.

And you're going to agree with me that these are the best marketers ever. All right. And they can release this as evidence. And people will plan trips to lockness. All right. Here is your first lockness photo of 2025. for our podcast and radio listeners. Just imagine a little black spot in the water.

The shadow? Just a little shadow in the water. That is what I'm looking at. That's supposed to be a monster? That could be a fat-ass catfish probably or a carp. Yep, that right there. Photos showing a black mass slithering underneath the chilly waters of the infamous lake were handed over to the Loch Ness Center who were asked to investigate them.

the first lockness monster sighting of 2025 bruh so some son of a bitch is out there on lock what's it called lockness what's the lake

that's a great question I don't ever know Lochness lake lock whatever they're out there they're out there and you're on the only lake that's known to have

a possible mythological underwater dinosaur creature and you see something slithering and you're out of You go like this. And picture.

Photo. I know, dude. It's 2025. Is it that we were talking about? Like, 2025. Turn the video on. Bro, switch to video mode. Take a thousand pictures.

My dumb ass takes 100 pictures. Because I drive by the zoo. So I can't look. So I go like this and I take a thousand pictures to hope that the tiger is in one of them. Oh, my God. That's the cutest thing I've ever heard. He's keeping his eyes on the road, but he's taking new. And I just hit it as I'm driving.

So lock means lake, so it is Lake Ness. Lake Ness. Lake Ness. I'm showing the photo and Twitch and YouTube right now. As always, we are committed to solving the mystery of Nessie once and for all. Our previous collaborations allowed us to advance our research efforts significantly. And this potential sighting is a reminder that the mystery of lock Ness is far from solved. I think it's solved.

And I think we've solved it time and time again. but you marketing geniuses keep selling it as a tourist destination. I just love that there's a thing under there and they were like, no, that's absolutely a giant lake monster. Yeah. Like, don't they have seals and stuff out there? They've got all kinds of things out there.

They got all kinds of things, but they're spinning it. It's spin. Whoa. Much like my brand new Oswego County Bigfoot Sasquatch hunting shack. Oh. For $500 a day, I will take you on a Bigfoot expedition. Listen, when you were younger, you were out near the woods. Yeah, dude.

And a field that separated another set of woods. And you watched. I saw my own eyes. But back then, there's no phones. What am I supposed to do? You watched the Bigfoot cross from one set of woods to the other. I watched it. And now?

Now I'm taking you to the same field that I saw. Yep. It's a Denny's now. It looks like a Denny's, but this is where the Loch Nass was visiting. He might have been looking for a moons over my hammy. I don't know. I don't know. Where would I go?

I would take them. Like there's this random place. I don't know what this place is. It's just past the Fulton Speedway. But once a year in my childhood, we'd go to this place for like a barbecue. Is it a restaurant? No, it's like a field.

But it's like you're on route, I guess, 57. And there's the Fulton Speedway. And then a little past it, there's like, you just go like a clam bake would happen down there. Oh, all right. I don't know what it was called. Once a year I'd have to go there for something. So this is where you would take your big foot people.

I'd be like, guys, guys. There's a clam bake field. We're going to have a clam bake here in a little bit. Not included in your ticket price. Only not. Included. Cash only. Cash only.

Sorry. After we wander the field here and we look for the Bigfoot. Yes. It's my new side hustle. Text line is right. My Bigfoot expectations. All right. Coming to a Sweenier County.

Big rank, thank you, bud. We were looking up Days of the New on Wikipedia, and there's so many people that at some point in their life have been in the band Days of the New. I'm not sure if I haven't been in Days of the New at some point. Uh, yes. I don't know if I have. 2002 to 2002, you were for two months.

And then again, from 2018, 2012. Yeah, Lottie, that's got to be a red flag. If you're like, hey, you want to complain my band? I don't know, man. You sure there was 80 of you? Like, 80 of you? Like, are you Chicago? This doesn't seem like a very long-term, uh, yeah, you mean you weren't in days of the new? Everyone cool was in days of the new at some point.

Sorry. Well, good morning, everybody. I wanted to show Cody this trailer. I want to show you guys this trailer. So jump in YouTube and Twitch. Show it to me now. Audio listeners, podcast listeners, radio listeners, you'll get the gist of it. I'll do my best to describe it, but you can just go Google it after the fact.

How do you feel about these, like, fun-loving Disney characters becoming, like, scary horror movie things? What do you mean? Well, there was a Winnie the Pooh, blood and honey. That was stupid. You didn't like that? No, that was dumb. And then I think they did, like, a Steamboat Willie one somewhere as soon as that became public domain. No idea.

I didn't see that. Well, they just released the trailer. Okay. For Bambi the Reckoning. Where Bambi goes crazy. See, the thing about these is that I don't. don't like them, but horror people love these stupid movies. Yeah, like, is sugar in

here? Sugar loves all these scary horror movies. I bet she saw the Winnie the Pooh thing. Like, it looks cool. I'll show the trailer. It's only a minute and a half. If it's, what is it? Like, the plot is that Bambi is going to get back all the people.

For killing his mom. I wasn't going to say it. Spoiler alert, dude. Wow. Well, sorry for anybody had plans this weekend to watch Bambi. Hey man I was like going to watch Bambi with my kids And you kind of blew it up

Anyways Need him fired Here's the trailer For Bambi the Reckoning Jump in Twitter YouTube Typing K-Rox C and Y Or just watch it yourself But it's a lot of gory audio too

Okay Just to you is he? We're visiting his dad's family Bambi just flipped over a car Bambi grown up So for those of you're listening Let me describe what they're Bambi Bambi looks like, like a really...

A 20 point buck. Like a 20 point buck with crazy sharp teeth and blood and guts dripping from its mouth. It's mad. It's not happy. He's kind of, it's like, you know, I'll say, cocaine deer. The little like cocaine bear, yeah. Just decapitated a guy. You're bringing it here.

It's perfectly safe. She got to have an old lady in the middle of the field going, Bambi. Wait. Pambi is back. Why is it? It's the size of a dinosaur. Huge. Yeah, Bambi must have got some, I don't know, some growth hormones or some drugs or something.

What the? Yeah, dude. Look how big it? I didn't realize it was that big until they showed it standing on a flipped over car. Yeah. Like it was T-Rex. Yeah. Squeeze, I don't know how thumpers doing, but I would like a thumper version of Bambi.

Yo, there better be a couple other characters in this. A twisted thumper? Right. That's a woman. She's sitting down. This is a very drastic part. It starts to drool on her. Yep.

Yep. She looks up. Yep. And there's Bambi. Dripping blood or? Bambi the reckoning. Thank you? I know.

What do you think? No. I don't want to. No. I don't want to. No. It's pretty crazy. Are they going to have to, are they going to explain why Bambi is enormous and has giant crazy demon teeth?

I hope so. Something went wild. Some kind of Chernobyl accident or something. Right? What the hell? How hell was that, man? Cumbambi the Reckoning, if you're listening on demand, or you want to go watch it yourself.

No. No. Joining us in studio, your men's lacrosse head coach Gary Gay. Good morning, Gary. Good morning. Coming off a wind down in Utah, 15 to 5 down there. How is that? It's a long ways away.

It's a long ways away. For this team west in Division I lacrosse. Oh, really? But it was spectacular. Yeah. Not a cloud in the sky. 60 degrees sunny. It was great.

I think the team really loved the experience. We went up into the mountains, the Park City, had dinner after the game, and it was great. It was a real fun experience. Great chance to bond come together a little bit. Oh,

I bet, yeah, get to travel that kind of distance together is really nice. You know, bus to Rochester, fly to Baltimore, Baltimore to Salt Lake. Well, coming up on Sunday, we got a big day. Now, let's go back in time a little bit, shall we, to 1989.

As Johns Hopkins comes to the dome, and I recall, I don't know, something happening back in 1989. They didn't have checked there, Tom, stripped the ball of Wilkins that the Wilkins had scored to bring it to within run. Record cloud of 23,893. 23,000. Weekend to know 44, 156, breaks the prior record by some 13,000. We're under one minute. It's in the hands of Gary Gates. Look, that handsome man.

Timeout called by Syracuse. Not wanting to make any mistakes here with 48 seconds separating Syracuse from their second consecutive national... Like a legend. You're up by one. Under a minute left, Gary. And then it just gets scrappy. Yeah. Unfortunately, I went back, lost the ball.

But my buddy, my teammate, friend, Matt Palham, saved the day at the end. So it was spectacular. It came down to the last... There's ball down. Ball gets loose. 27 seconds left. Looks like a face off it. The center of the field.

Who's going to get it? Dumpson and John's Huckins fighting for it. It's still loose. Hockins controlling. Well, actually nobody controlling. 15 seconds left. Here's Tom Hockens and a whistle. We heard a whistle.

Another whistle. They got the timeout. 12 seconds left. And they actually get a shot off on the doorstep. Yeah? And all, am I giving it away? Don't spoil it. I haven't watched it.

No, this is a great clip. Yeah. 23,893 people, Gary. What a crowd. You know what? The next year, we almost hit that number for regular season attendance. Oh, wow. In the dome, our largest crowd was just 20,000.

We averaged 11 that year The next year, 90 That's impressive So this was our second championship in a row And then the next year we just Dominated That was the save right there Boom, the same

It's over That was back-to-back championships Unbelievable 88, 89 And then 90 You know, we went and ran the table And

You know Had a lot of fun What a Well, oh, that's great. We're getting to see Johns Hopkins again. I mean, it's been a few years, I think, since this game, 1989. Tell me about the rivalry, the Johns Hopkins rivalry, playing against that team all these years. You know, the winningest championship-wise, prior to, if you combined before the NCAA started, they won the most championships by a lot.

Yeah. And then the NCAA started, and that was championship number three for the Syracian. program that we just listened to. And then we're now at 11, which is the most of any team. So the number two team is, of course,

John's Hopkins. Yeah. In the NCAA era. So. Well, it's going to be a heck of a game. We love seeing you guys face off out at the dome. Of course, J. Mae Wireless Dome. It is going to be Youth Lacrosse Day. I guess maybe some discounts for youth lacrosse players? Yeah, absolutely. I think if you just

call up or get on domitics.com or whatever it is that gets you there. Yeah, they're doing a group. And I think it's not just the youth players, but I think it's for the parents and the coaches and the youth teams type thing. And, you know, we want to kind of fill that dome and it's, I think, almost half-priced tickets for that. Love it. John Hopkins comes to town on Sunday.

Big game. You want to be there, of course, 2 o'clock game up at the dome. Gary and the boys will be down there. I hope we're talking about a win come on Monday, Gary. If I have a big smile on my face, we're five and two halfway through with the schedule we have. We're in good shape. I love it. I love it.

Well, best of luck, coach. We'll talk to you again very soon, all right? All right, thank you. Happy Thursday. Thursday means cocoa puffs, and you know what that means. Tonight on Twitch, you're going to get a little bit of that good, good. Can't tell you about it on the radio, but we can show all kinds of fun tonight on Twitch. And honestly, yeah, we love our brands and our partners and our friends.

But he's playing the funniest video game I've ever seen in my life. And when you're a little high, it's so good. And like most video games, we are about to pick up where we left off of the two people doing cocaine in the bedroom there. Yeah. Where you are a game inside of a game. Well, you played a game, but your divorce lawyer. Right. Oh, I'm a favorite client.

I'm so cool. I'm so cool. You're so cool, man. That game is really, really fun. I'm excited to see where I go from there. I've heard from people that have played through all of it already. So I'm hoping it's not like hard because I know me and I'll get frustrated real fast and be like, you know what?

I'm done for the night. This game's kind of sucks, guys. I don't know what you guys are talking about. This game's kind of pretty lame. I don't even know what a lot anymore. Well, if you get mad at the game, then you can go play B simulator. If you get mad at B simulator, you can be the police officer that you were yesterday for two hours with me. Got to download that.

Yeah. It's a free game, bud. I listen. I got to get back on my beat. I mean, we should at some point. I don't know if it would be interesting for the audience to watch us, because we want, we downloaded this police simulator game thinking we could be buddy cops.

It's kind of our dream to be buddy cops. There should be some buddy cops. But we, it's only a single player game unless I'm at home playing while he isn't here. But I just sat here for two hours with him as he went on, he worked a job. He wrote traffic tickets. We did.

People were busted for jaywalking. There were accidents. It were accidents? He had to get, like, do a full report on? Yep, remember the one guy I let go and he was nervous and I let him go and he had an open warrant? Dude, that was a big screw-up. Internal Affairs will be having a conversation with you on that one, bud. I don't even know what to do.

Hand in your badge and your gun. Technically, if I'm home and you're home... Oh, my God, we can be buddy cops. I don't even think of that. I guess that would work. But we've never done that. In our friendship, we've never done that once. Neither of us are big online game people.

because then I don't know if I just, it wouldn't be as fun to me not being able to talk to you during it and I know we could have a headset or whatever but I don't want to do that I like being in the same room as we play the game you know. But if we're body cops then I mean

I did send you a screenshot the other night but I don't even know if you check your messages on PlayStation Plus. Oh, I can, I have messages on my PlayStation I think so because I sent you a screenshot of me having to shoot Michelangelo in the face. Oh no! I'll have to go look at

Look on Call of Duty Blackop Six. They're finding, they, did you see any of the videos that you can see the turtle's butts too? It's a whole thing. It's a glitch in the game. So you can see their butts? If you walk up really close to their shell, like if they're just standing there and you walk up to the shell,

the shell disappears and you just see Ninja Turtle butt cheeks. Why would they do that? I don't know, but I'm kind of glad they did, but I'm also concerned to why they did. Are you Googling Ninja Turtle butt cheeks? Maybe. Yeah. I might be.

Yeah. Yeah, I sent them a screenshot lot. of me blasting Michelangelo on the face. And you can be splinter now too, you said, right? You can be splinter now, yes. You can hit people with skateboards if you want to. It's really not, it's not the black ops. No.

Or it's not the call of duty it used to be. I don't see it on here. Mm-hmm. Sugar says that's the perfect relationship to meet gaming together. That's why Cody and I have the perfect relationship. Boom, gaming. Well, you want to hear about a perfect crime. An alleged jewelry thief.

Got stabbed by someone with an icicle. Or Ice Bullet. Ice Bullet. Yeah, ice bullet. Perfect crime. Yeah, you can do the Go Ninja Go Dance. There's a video going around. Really?

Yeah, because there's a video right now going around. Somebody found a... Kind of looks like a strip club and they're throwing... Like, they're having Donatello dance sexy. Like, you can't do anything in video games without somebody making it ridiculous. There's all those weird dudes out there that everything is, you know what I mean, sexual. every single I wonder if you could see

Taunah Tall's wiener Florida man Jathan Glider Did you say Jason? No, it's Jathan Excuse me Are you looking for a healthy alternative Jason?

Try Jason Are you looking for a better alternative to the name Jason? Try Jason Ty Jason I do Jason Gilder Okay

Gildo Showed up at a Tiffany and Co well you know Tiffany jewelry store Oh, oh, oh Oh, yes, yes. He says, claiming he was a representative of the Miami.

What's the basketball team on there? The Heat? Yeah. NBA. He's there on behalf of the NBA. Okay. Nice. And he wants to get some jewelry for the Miami Heat.

Oh. They're obviously a very big deal. Yeah, it's good for him. Good for the team. He was in no way. Oh, he's not? No, no, no, no. This is why I'm saying perfect crime.

No, I thought you were going to say that somehow they got stolen or something after he got him or whatever, but this guy isn't available to be on the team at all. So as I've told you before, the boogiest thing about me is that I have shopped at Tiffany and Coe in Manhattan and they take you to a special room when you're ready to buy. That's cool. So I was getting my then-girlfriend, now wife, a bracelet, and they took you up to the room where they wine and dine you's 69, yeah. And then they...

69, please. We'll give you your jewelry. So they take him to the room, the Tiffany & Co. jewelry room. Okay, okay. Brought out so many. any items totaling $770,000

Oh, sorry He then Collapse a little bit Which I believe That's what your student loans are at Now I believe Yeah

Yep, yep Pretty close to that Um He then tried to run off With the jewelry Oh no Then they figured out Something wasn't right

They start to wrestle with him As the tussle Was happening Why? He swallowed $770,000 worth of Tiffany earrings. Excuse me? Swallowed him. That's...

Because I don't think he remembers how the human body works. Yep. That's going to hurt. They took him to the jail where they scanned his body. They see the earrings now in his stomach. He's booked and essentially waiting to poop him out now. Like a dog. What if he never does?

They probably got to cut him open. I don't know. What if he just never is able to pass them? They just has a hundred thousand dollars worth of diamonds in his belt. Like that watermelon seed I swallowed in 1987. Oh, you absolutely have a watermelon growing in your belly now. And that piece of bubble gum I swallowed in 1992. Never going anywhere. Every piece of gum you ever swallowed sits in your belly for the rest of a year life. Lottie, great point. Are those on sale now? You're right, yo. Let me get them poop earrings? Hey, couldn't have, but notice these earrings are marked half off. Why is that? Oh, a guy ate them and then passed them through his

bowels. They were in duty. Those are the duty jewels. 500.91065 K-rock. Cocoa Poffs, we thank our partners. Oh. At sweetgrass. Yay. Two locations.

I know them. Union Springs, Seneca Falls. Yep. Joe's Buds over there in Onanaga Boulevard. Mm-hmm. And herbs on East Taft Road in North Syracuse. Oh my God. They all got that good, good, good.

Oh, my God, that deliciousness. So, all right. before we roll in the top of the hour, 90s at 9. Oh, wow, yeah. We give you some freezer tips, okay? As, what did I say, freezer tips? Yeah, but I heard, obviously,

how to freeze her, you know what. This is out of People magazine. Ten items you should never store in the freezer, Cody. Oh, all right. And I guess I never thought about this. But number one is milk. Milk will separate when thawed. So if you have like a cream-based soup or a milk,

I don't know who's putting milk in the freezer. But you put that in the freezer and then you take it out, it will separate. Yeah, no. Raw potatoes. What? Okay. Raw ones will not freeze, apparently according to this. Really?

I want to try to freeze a potato now. That's weird. But why is it, why should you not? Why does it not? Just because they don't, so it would be wasting space? Yeah. Cooked pasta does not freeze. It gets gummy and mushy.

Ew. Like what a bowl of spaghetti? you're like, I'll freeze this and thaw it out later. No, thank you. Yeah, no, that'd be gross. Thank you. Yeah, no, if you're having to, I mean, unless you have an exuberant amount of pasta and you're like,

I got to do something with this, there's got to be something. Mm-hmm. If you're needing to freeze your leftover goulash pastas, to like, oh, get this later, this little bit of spaghetti. It's like goutish later, yeah. Soft cheeses, like ricotta or cream cheese. Oh, no, regatta. We'll separate just like milk.

Same goes for yogurt. Do not put that in the freezer. Yeah, but dude, you put a yogurt in the freezer for just a, right amount of time, it turns into delicious. Like frozen yogurt, right? Yeah. Yeah. So.

Like the gogert things. Speaking of. Yeah. If you are downtown Walton Street and Syracuse, on the sidewalk in front of our studio. Am I seen on camera or no? Where is it down there? I think it's down just a little bit. What is it for the people?

It's a free single gogert if anybody needs lunch. Everybody wants that gogert. It's out there. There's a. I think that's anybody. I think that's a community gogert. yogurt. They,

it was trying to do the Mother Nature thing where they freeze it and then by lunchtime the homeless guy, I hope you ever to have it because it'll be thawed down the sidewalk.

Cucumbers. Do not store in the freezer because they will get slimy and mushy. Yeah. I think they mean probably cut up cucumbers. A whole,

if a cucumber isn't cut yet. I don't know, I bet. What about pickles? Oh, I don't know. Pasta salads with mayonnaise.

Again, it separates. Meadows. Separates. Bealones. Yeah, none of these and coffee beans. It can absorb odors from the stuff in the freezer. And it doesn't keep them any fresher.

It doesn't? Nope. It's an old wife's tail. I literally have a bag of coffee that's been in my freezer probably five years because I don't drink coffee, neither does my wife. But we have when my stepdad or my in-laws come over. Yeah, that's probably wicked stats. That's probably so gross, right?

And I just been serving it. That doesn't matter. Hey, Merry Christmas. I don't say who cares? No one said anything. Merry Christmas. I'm not saying nothing. All right, here's what's going to go down.

We are going to play hockey today? Are we playing hockey? Yeah. Let me find a hockey game. Hold on a second. NHL. Who's playing tonight? We've got...

Hockey! A lot of games, too. Four, six, eight, nine. Hey, hey. Pick a number between one and nine. Thousand. It's seven. It's...

Oh, okay. Sorry, geez. We bother you. Cracking at Predators. Oh. It's seven. It's seven. All right.

Sorry, Siri. Jesus Christ. Yeah, she does not seem happy with you. What'd you do to Siri? I told you. Are your porn searchers getting real weird? Heads I'm crazy. If her attitude changes based on the weird stuff you're doing?

You are disgusting. Really? I am not going to search for that. Again. Seven. Anything else? Here, want me to look up weird porn for you? Oh, God.

It seems to your life, bro. While you're here, I'll look up full bush. All right. Heads, I'm cracking, tails I'm predators. I'm the predators. All right. I am legally required to let the audience know that I am a predator. You are a saber-toothed.

I am a predator and I have to let the neighborhood know. All right, we'll play a game. Gaming stream, powered by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. You're buying with Ryan three locations. Styling, profiling high flying. Yo-yo, right. We forgot we were going to print out a thing or something. Ryan Feld's Auto Sales.

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