The Show - HARD PRETZEL
Episode Date: April 27, 2026Shout out to everyone who came out to see us at all the Diner Tour stops! The boys feed some pigs and leave winners after the Golden’s stop. Josh leaves the snowbrush in the car. We recap the NF...L Draft & so much more on a Mondee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Hi, hoi.
Happy Monday.
Happy.
Last week of April, but,
kicking off May at the end of it.
It's gonna be my.
Hey, it's gonna be my.
Taking off May at the end of this week.
And just like that.
April?
Right.
Done.
Rowdy.
Born into our friends in chat.
Katie with the re-sub.
Pig with the re-sub.
Dan with a 73-month sub.
Katie with a 75, pig with a 50.
Look at you guys.
Twitter.
I love when you guys come to events like our diner tour
and you tell us your Twitter YouTube names
so that I can put your face to your fake internet name.
It's a lot easier.
Penny with a sub.
73 months.
Thank you.
We're going to forget because there's so many of you,
but it is nice.
That's just how my brain works.
I don't know if that's how your brain works.
I don't visually remember things.
Yeah.
So I can see their...
I don't think I have a photographic memory,
but I visualize things.
I know what you're saying.
Like, you look at a person's name on here.
Yeah.
And you can see.
I know what they look like now.
Like, yes, you can put Sugar her face to there.
You can put Jeff's face to that.
Now, I can read a page in a book.
And by the end of that page,
I've completely forgotten what was on that page.
That too, same.
I don't remember a single word that I just read.
Got to read it like eight different times.
Yeah, then I just gave up and started going to audiobooks.
And even those, I don't remember.
But if I see your faces and I can put those with a name and text,
I can tweet those things.
So thank you to all who came out.
That's a wrap on diner tour stops.
He's making a pouty sad face.
I know.
I'm not even going to look at you for us.
I know.
It's the worst day of mine,
he got his Goldensburger on Friday at the end of the show.
He's a mad genius.
He's a mad genius.
You know, I wonder if I was doing it, what's the word?
Subconsciously?
What?
Since last year?
Uh-huh.
Not in comparison with the taste.
Yeah.
But my flavor profile for my smashburgs is very similar to Jeff.
Oh, good.
I wonder if I had his, because it's been my favorite since I had it last year.
And you've been trying to dial in your own.
I wonder if, because it was very, very similar.
There would be subconscious, very, or conscious, yeah.
It's just so good.
Yeah, he's a madman.
All of these diner owners, I've just, they're all so, they're just lunatics in their own different ways, and I love it.
Yeah.
I really love it.
I love the folks up at Wade's in Oswego.
They're doing fun things up in Oswego.
Then we went to Brewerton, Brewer Union.
Yes.
Christian and Aaron doing the craziest combos over there.
Second Chance Diner blew our balls out of our pants
to the point where I'm seeing y'all go back multiple times already
because the menu is so vast.
Yes, same.
Fuzz went back last week to get a milkshake.
I know a bunch of you have, Ben.
No, I almost call it like a friendlies menu on steroids.
It's crazy.
But done.
better. It's crazy. And then we go to
Goldens and Jeff is a whole, he's just a whole
kind of standalone dude.
It's awesome how cool and different
every single place was
from each other.
I loved it. I loved it. I loved to eat. It was awesome.
I love diners and I love checking in with you
dopes once a year. And
in the last couple of years we've gone to what
nine now. And we haven't even
scratched the surface. There's still
every time we post anything, it's an immediate
You gotta go here, you gotta go here. I know. I know.
So we'll see what next year's diner.
looks like hit us up. Well, Cody would like it if we just did every Friday going four.
It was a diner tour. If a bunch of diners reach out, maybe we could do no one in like the fall.
Yeah, that'd be fine. That'd be fine, but it was great. Thank you to all who came out.
It was, uh, Goldens and Utica was very busy. Thank you for that. Some of you drove many hours to come see us.
Yeah, what the. At a diner in Utica, so we appreciate that. And then we went and fenced some pigs.
and yeah, we both left with a profit.
We're basically the two guys from that movie
where they go to the casino and do gambling and win.
There's a lot of movies like that, isn't there?
All of them.
All of them.
We did.
We went and fed the piggies at Turning Stone afterwards.
Yep.
And luckily it wasn't one of those where, yeah, you do okay,
but man, all you know how you do is think about it for the next month.
Because, yes, I would like to go back and play.
Sure, but we did so.
It scratched the it.
Like, oh, we cleaned up.
But I think considering how long we played.
We literally play slot machines for the entertainment.
Yeah.
We played Ghostbusters to watch the little videos and the things in between.
Yep, and to see all the lights and the sounds and the 3D stuff.
We both go into gambling, planning to lose that money.
Why?
You go, this 20 is gone.
Yep, if you're playing.
I just want to be entertained.
The fun machines.
So we play the fun machines.
All we want to see is some pigs explode and do some free games.
That's all we want.
And once that happens, we go, all right, thank you.
And we're chivalrous.
We're chivalrous. We're chivalrous.
Because we had our final blast.
Yeah.
And I had a giant red pig that was the most ready to burst.
And you had a giant yellow pig that was the most ready to burst.
Yes.
And a lady came up behind us because you had finished playing and I was just finishing playing.
And she goes, are you guys almost done here?
And I go, we are.
And I'll tell you what, you got either pick here because either of these pigs are about to go.
Yep.
So I hope that woman hit.
I hope that woman hit big after we left.
I hope that she jumped over to the next one after she got that one and crushed that one too.
Yeah, I hope she cleaned up with those pigs that were just sitting to burst.
That was good.
It was good.
I like to remember the noises.
The noises scratch a nice itch as far as whatever stems.
He does?
He does?
I like the bright lights.
It does.
And loud noises.
I like all those things.
I like all those things.
Yep.
315-364-101.
That's our text sign.
You can say hi to us there.
We've got a lot of fun stuff to give away this week.
We've got Alter Bridge tickets to give away this week.
We've got Syracuse Crunch playoff tickets to give away.
Tons of them.
The Crunch!
As they beat the, was it Cleveland Monsters last night?
And they got two games.
They got a Friday game and a Sunday game.
And I got tickets to both of those.
Shout out to all the volunteers that helped clean up downtown this weekend.
It looks nice down here.
Thank you.
Very nice.
Thank you to all the volunteers.
I see all the trash bags waiting to get picked up today.
It looks nice.
It's noticeable.
It's definitely noticeable.
I would imagine around the rest of the city is just as nice,
although we would have one gentleman just rip a bag open to see what was in it.
Yeah, like that part is so annoying.
We can't help you if you're going to be ruining what we're doing.
Wouldn't you want downtown the cleanest?
I mean, you're the one out there the most.
Right?
You're living outside.
Why would you want to take a bag and go underneath the bridge,
rip it open and then scatter it all over?
Like, great.
Cool, thanks.
Yeah, that's the opposite of what we need right now, folks.
But also it would also be nice if CSX kind of sent people to clean as well.
Clean up under that bridge.
We're not allowed under the bridges, but they don't tend to them whatsoever.
Every once in a while, the fire lights under there, and then they come and mow it down.
They don't even do it.
Then it's okay for us in the fire department to go under that.
Then it's allowed.
Then we're good.
I need more information on this because I'm going to read you the story as I see it.
and I need whatever documentary is initially going to come out of this.
A federal appeals court has upheld a 12-year prison sentence for Matthew David Kearins.
What did he do?
He stole a co-worker's identity 30 years ago.
Whoa.
Matthew David Kearons stole the identity of William Woods.
In 1988, Woods left his wife.
wallet on a hot dog cart.
Kieran's took the wallet and then using his Social Security number obtained a driver's license,
built a whole new life under Wood's name.
He got married, had kids, earned a hundred grand a year at the University of Iowa Hospital as an IT
administrator.
What?
Under the name, Wood.
Under the name William Woods.
He's been living as Bellwoods, William Woods.
Billy Woods.
What the hell?
I guess something happened in 2019 where Woods figured out.
The other woods.
There was another William Woods.
But you would think the government would, like, look how quick, like a McDonald's damn website is to be like, nope, can't use that password or email.
It's already in the system.
You would think that the government would know that two people are the exact same person sending in the same taxes.
It's a pretty common name, I guess.
Woods, right?
But it's all, yeah, I guess they wouldn't really pay attention to other.
This is why I got to see the documentary.
In 2019, Woods said, hey, how do I do this in a way that would make sense?
I guess, Wood said that guy is stealing my identity, Kieran's.
Old Woods said New Woods is stolen old woods identity.
So say I'm Josh.
Yeah.
And you're pretending to be Josh.
Yeah.
And I go to the police.
I'm Josh.
He's not Josh.
You somehow convinced the police.
No, you're actually Josh.
He did it.
Kieran's convinced the law enforcement.
No, that's a.
I'm really this William Woods guy.
Eventually they had to use DNA to prove you're not William Woods.
You stole my wallet off a hot dog cart 30 years ago.
In the late 80s.
So how old was he then?
30 years ago, I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because he would have already had to have had an established life somewhat as a, I imagine,
20-something year old.
They were working together one than a half.
Happen, right?
So, nobody questioned.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on a second.
Maybe they, no, they were coworkers.
Okay, they were coworkers in 1988.
I was going to say, maybe you just walked by a random hot dog cart and stole it.
No.
Even if it was, it's so weird that, one, the government didn't care about same Social Security numbers.
And two, that what's the first guy, his life just disappeared?
Did he fake a death?
Well, the first, okay.
Was he just like a loner?
So the real William Woods in 2019 convinces or the, okay.
I know, I know, I know.
Try to follow me because this sucks for this guy.
Yeah.
The real William Woods has his identity stolen 30 years ago.
Yep.
In 2019, he figures it out.
Yep.
Says, hey, that Kieran's guy has been using my identity for 30 years.
Does it say how he figured it out?
Well,
Alverted.
If I could find a deeper dive into this,
I'm just reading this quick article.
Gotcha.
That's why I want the documentary.
Yeah.
Like I said,
the imposter somehow said,
no,
I'm the real one.
The real William Woods
then goes to jail
for 428 days.
And they put him in a mental hospital
because this guy's crazy.
He thinks this guy stole his identity.
Oh, my God.
He made him to over a year of jail time.
Now ruining this guy's life.
mental hospital. Eventually in
2003 DNA evidence
proved he was telling the truth. He's the
real William Woods. Nobody in this
guy's life was like, yeah,
I've known Bill Woods
for 50 years. He's always been Bill Woods.
He's not crazy. I guess
not. He doesn't need to go to jail. And the guy
who stole his identity just went to another
town in 1988 to start
a whole new life. You take him out of a little
robot and kill him? Woods,
the real William Woods now
works as a landscaper and he's suing
to see compensation,
millions,
wrongful incarceration.
You ruin this guy's life.
Homeboy then got a hot dog in 1988
and now here he is.
He gets all of the money.
This is going to be
whatever documentary comes out about this.
I got to see it.
This is a crazy story.
Wow.
Crazy story.
I mean, that's just...
I don't know how you go that long
and nobody catches on, man.
We're just like, yeah,
like Twitch Anna is saying
how do you not ever
like there's no need for a credit checker at any point that says you have two other houses.
Yeah.
Three other cars.
Yeah.
A lot of it doesn't make sense.
Or like a social security number at any point?
A lot of it does not make, not make anything.
I need a deeper dive.
This is a fascinating story.
Yeah, it's very confusing.
It's out of Wisconsin.
Ah, okay.
They don't even really look alike.
But again, it was the 80s.
It doesn't matter.
The 80s was a different time.
Yeah.
He doesn't need to look like he's not related.
He is Bill Woods.
Like I'm reading deep.
The judges have found them guilty.
The thief, Kieran's.
Once the DNA evidence came out, said, quote,
My life is over.
Your life, bro!
Oh, wow.
Sorry.
You sorry.
Oh, that poor.
Sorry, the gravy trains come to an end there, bud.
Oh, my God.
Anyways, this is so cool.
I mean, not cool for the people involved, but.
What a Netflix special coming soon.
Yeah.
Thank you for joining us on the last week of April.
It is.
It is.
We were driving yesterday.
my mother-in-law was in the car.
She goes, we were over on 690, and she goes,
I wonder when they're going to start counting down to the fair on that sign.
I go, they already have.
That's up there.
They've been doing that for weeks.
There's only 30-something weeks till Christmas.
Ken already said a chance.
34 weeks until Christmas.
Or weekends or whatever it is.
Yeah, let's go.
It's not get ahead of ourselves.
I haven't had one outdoor porch fire yet.
Not had anything outdoors yet.
I haven't even summertime yet.
No, even summer.
But we're getting a weird week of weather this week.
It's going to be gorgeous today and cold.
It's gone now, but I was so annoyed.
It was either, yeah, Friday or Saturday.
I looked at the weather like the 10 day.
Mm-hmm.
And there was like beginning of May, like the second or third, had snow.
Shut up.
And I was like, I don't feel like dealing with.
I will assow you.
Oh, well, hey, you know.
Most day.
Most day.
It's funny you say that.
Well, let's just break the record.
Let's just have snow in June.
I was cleaning out my wife's the back of her car yesterday.
She's got like our bins.
We put our groceries in or whatever and her snowbrushes back there.
Yeah.
And I picked it up and I was like, don't do it.
Because people will be pissed at you.
Yeah.
If it snows again.
So I, because of you people who yell at me, I left my wife's snowbrush in her car.
Mine's there for now.
I'm waiting.
I don't care.
I just don't trust whatever is going on.
No.
I'm just leaving it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
No, I'm just leaving it.
All right.
So it's that time of year.
Unfortunately, where a bunch of wrestlers get released.
It's kind of like the end of the season with WrestleMania.
and then all the layoffs happen.
So, I guess a couple that we were attacked.
This happened on Friday right after we got out,
this started to kind of break.
It feels like Friday was so long ago.
Yeah.
But it really was just Friday.
Right, it is weird after, it's like, wait.
So this was what?
Two months ago?
So I'll jump through a few of these names.
I don't know all of these names.
I mean, there's only a couple that really matter.
Like I know Joe Gacy.
Yeah, you know all the wide six.
But they are all gone.
Bo Dallas, I'm a howdy, all the White Six.
It just was working.
Yeah, I don't know if they ever did anything with that.
I liked the characters.
It was creepy.
Yeah, it started to get too far away from people that knew what it was.
Yeah.
There was not the same.
It felt like Leonard Skinner, like the band, like, the original guys were no longer here.
Because it was still cool.
It just was not the same, like, creative, whatnot from Bray.
there was no more mention of like the storylines once they came from and all that.
It was just kind of now they're these guys and they're kind of weird.
But they'll absolutely go somewhere and do something else.
Yeah, I would imagine.
If anything, they're about to go make a billion dollars off of indie appearances.
For sure.
If they stay together for a little bit or a couple of them or whatever, they'll go to AEW at some point, I would imagine.
Apollo Cruz.
He's one of those big giant cut guys, right?
Yeah, he wasn't doing anything.
He was there for a decade, had his chance.
He just was never over.
There were a couple times where he was almost over.
Mm-hmm.
And he just, it was never really over.
Alistair Black.
That's the only one that matters to me.
Him and his wife's Elina.
He should be headlining WrestleMania.
What happened there?
I don't know.
I have no idea this one.
It makes zero sense.
He should be headlining WrestleMania.
He's one of the, if not the best wrestler in the entire company.
And they just couldn't do anything with him?
I don't know.
It's so weird.
I don't know if he requested it or.
If the things you're reading online is that TKO was like enough of these dark gimmicks.
They all got to go.
Oh.
Ria's too over, but all of them.
They got Damien Priest with the comedian Ron Sina.
Danhausen is silly.
Yeah.
They're getting rid of, and then they just got rid of every single dark gimmick.
I don't think TKO's doing a good job in my opinion.
Terrible job.
But they're trying to save up as.
I really don't like this company.
money as they can because they could care less.
It's one of those where it's no longer
like a Vince thing where, you know, he's built this and it's his money
and it's his family. It's just a company that wants to make money.
And then who was the one that I saw a lot of talk
about over the weekend?
Kyrie Zane. Yeah, I think it was, it was a... Garbage.
Garbage. Yes. So stupid.
She's like a Neo Sky? She was the one that just got the victory over Rio
Sky on Monday. Yeah, and they're just like in the middle of a
storyline and got rid of her. A storyline with her and Oscar.
Yeah. Zero cents.
All right.
Zero cents.
This is now the second time that she's fallen for this crap.
What, where she comes back and then they dump her?
They're like, no, no, come on back.
And then they fire.
All right.
I mean, the other ones, they just a bunch of...
Yeah, a lot of these are names, I don't know, just as like a fringe kind of wrestling fan.
But, yeah, this happens after WrestleMania, usually every year.
And it's a lot of guys that you're like, yeah, that kind of makes sense.
But, I mean...
A couple that were shockers, man.
You don't want anybody lose their jobs.
That sucks.
Happy National Pretzel Day.
to those of you who celebrate.
Oh, is it, it's Pretzel Day?
National Pretzel Day.
Can I have all of them?
Yeah.
Yeah, you can.
The works.
What are my favorite, let's go through favorite pretzels here.
I'm a soft pretzel guy through and through.
I was going to say, is there really another answer than like a big soft pretzel with a nice warm cheese sauce or a mustard?
I'll tell you my least favorite pretzel.
Ooh.
And I don't know how you're going to take it.
this news.
Pretzel rod.
You don't like a pretzel rod?
I like a pretzel nugget.
I love a pretzel rod, man.
Katie's going to go join Stanley in the pretzel line.
It's his favorite day of the year.
I'm heading in there.
A pretzel rod, I feel like, is just too much pretzel for me, too much dry pretzel.
Oh, I love a dry pretzel and I love, uh, it's so good for dunking.
It is a great donkey, but here's my problem is that I can't, I guess if it's my own
dip, I can double dip.
But if you take a pretzel rod and you dip it once and you bite it, now you're stuck
with a you can't double dip it, I guess, unless you turn it around and then.
I think breaks, geese, snap it in half, I guess.
An interesting stat.
Sister says, I'll take a rod over a nugget.
I used to like that.
Isolate that, boys.
But I, no, I agree, because the nugget is, you can't really, you can't dunk it.
The hard ones you're talking?
Yeah.
You can't really dunk it.
I mean, they're okay.
Like, I don't know, what I just take a handful of the sourdough nuggets or whatever?
What if we're talking about my favorite combo, which is a pretzel nugget with peanut
in the middle of it.
Well, yes.
Now we're, because they filled it for you.
Yeah, now we're adding things.
Yeah, because that's why I like a rod.
I can put as much goddamn peanut butter on it as I want.
So a random poll asked a bunch of people's stats about pretzels.
And the most interesting stat I'm seeing on this,
32% of people say they essentially drink the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag.
Even I don't do that.
That's not diabetes, but that's how you get diabetes.
Or too much salt in your system.
No, no.
The thing, the move is that, like, well, the one,
one of the last pretzels, if you can, you try to, like, flick water on it and then put it back
in the bag and toss it around a little.
Just to resal.
Just to get it extra salty.
But you don't want to eat the salt.
That's literally dumping, just take a thing of the jar from your salt and just dump it in your
mouth.
Yeah, I say that as someone who does something similar.
I have no leg to stand on judging you folks that eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel
bag, because...
I'll drink the salt from the bottom of a cheese it bag.
That's different.
That's cheese it crumbs and Dorito crumbs.
And mostly salt, though.
Pretzel, the bottom of the pretzel bag is pretzel crumbs and salt.
No, but no, not like that.
The pretzel salt is all that salt that's fallen off of all the pretzels
and some of the crumbs.
Cheez-its is like, yeah, there's a couple granulars of the salt,
but it's a lot of crushed up cheese-it.
I think yours is better than a pretzel bag.
I got to give my wife credit for this.
We all do.
We all.
Oh, sorry.
For this observation she made walking around Destiny recently.
It's a shocking.
It's the difference between Anteans and Wetzel's pretzels,
meaning just the presentation of the storefront, when you're at Destiny,
yeah.
Anti-ans, they're almost bothered that you're there.
They're happy to serve you, but they're like, what do you want?
What do you want?
They're like...
No, it's almost done.
They're slinging pretzels.
They're moving them fast.
Do you have any more?
No, we're all out of those.
Whereas Wetzel's pretzels is all buttoned up and tightened up.
And for some reason, no line at Wetzels.
No.
Everyone's going to Antianz.
I think because it's...
I don't know.
They don't have...
What is it?
Is it the same pretzel, basically?
Or they just...
They must be different enough.
Prices?
I've never actually stopped and looked.
Yeah, everyone's saying because Annie Anns is better.
And I would need to do a side-by-side.
I tend to pick Annie Ann's as well.
I like that myself.
I like the little nugs.
So it's kind of like Annie-Ans doesn't need to impress you.
They're like, you're going to come here anyways.
Yeah.
Like, we know what you have.
Shut up.
Yeah, we got pretzel flour all over the place.
We're going nuts in here.
What do you want?
Yeah, we know that you want our drugs.
We've got the best drugs at them all.
What do you want?
I think that I've been thinking,
in my least favorite pretzel.
I don't know if this counts, but is one with hot dog in it or around it.
It's one of my favorite.
Well, you don't have hot dogs.
I know, but I was just trying to think because I don't,
how could you have a least favorite pretzel?
The pretzels.
Just the problem is I love a pretzel-wrapped hot dog.
Yeah.
Uh-uh.
They do it two different forms.
They do the little cocktail weanies with the pretzels.
Yeah, that's the one I'm thinking of.
Love those.
And at least I'll do that for like a Super Bowl because I can get just beef.
And because that's my luck when I go to get my little cocktail weeny hot dog
pretzel thing.
Yeah.
We don't have any of those right now.
We have the full dog in the pretzel.
Yeah.
And then I eat that and what inevitably happens is I take a bite and the whole
wiener slides out and then I've just got, I've just got this kind of like spiral pretzel
situation with a hot dog flavor.
It's like you pulled all of the meat out of your turkey sandwich and you're trying to
figure a way to get it all back in.
Yeah.
But I think Wetzel's pretzels because you were a shopping town mall kid.
So what did you have?
Do you have any ends?
I think I was almost positive it was Annie Anns.
I'm trying to remember.
Right. Northern Mall had Annie Anns for a minute.
And then we were primarily Wetzels.
You had Wetzels, gotcha.
Wetzel's pretz was the spot.
Yeah.
And I think it's a buttery, more buttery.
The Wettles?
Yeah, I think it's a more buttery pretzel.
Well, we were going to have to go and do, like, what, yeah, what Jeff just said.
What, side by side?
Destiny food court tour.
We're going to have to try all the food spots.
Every single food spot in Destiny will be tried.
And occasionally.
Come in this winter.
And I don't know when we're going to start getting these.
But occasionally you'll walk into a Walmart and there'll be an anti-ans in it.
Have you ever experienced that?
I wish.
That'd be the greatest thing ever.
You walk into a Walmart.
Where was I at?
Maybe it's down near New Jersey.
There was a Walmart I walked in with my kid.
And there was a freaking Annie Ann's in there.
I'd be okay with that.
That's where we got to go as a society.
Yeah.
More pretzels.
You know what?
I even like that I don't know if people like.
What?
Those, like dark, hard, whole pretzels.
You eat those?
You know what I mean?
The ones that are.
Yes, I know what you're?
You're talking about.
They're the hardest efforts ever.
Oh, yeah.
You like those?
So dry.
With a dip or anything?
I mean, you can, but I just like dry.
That's a good pocket pretzel.
Those I rarely encounter those.
No one's buying those at my house.
I got to crumble with my tiny little hands.
It's like a stale rock.
Yeah.
And you're, oh, ho.
You never know what chunk you're going to get.
Back to this survey.
When people are asked, what style of pretzel is their favorite,
soft pretzel is obviously winning.
Yeah.
Distant second was a sweet pretzel.
So like what, a cinnamon?
Okay.
Any ends will do those, like a cinnamon sugar pretzel.
Yes, that's just as good.
I like that too.
I like that too.
Cousin Jay says the Snyder's honey mustard pretzels are the best.
Yeah, he's not wrong.
Those are probably some of the best little snack and pretzel you can get in the world.
Yeah, what is the...
I guess we're in a whole new world of flavored pretzels now.
I'm not even thinking about the ones that come pre-flavored.
Right, but yeah, but I really only like those.
I'm not really the jalapeno one.
The cheddar one every once in a while.
But it's the honey mustard.
I just don't like that they have to make sure that they put on their end onion.
What are your opinions on little tiny pretzel sticks?
Like the little mini guys.
I do like those.
I like those.
Yeah, but it's almost.
Not enough pretzel.
Yeah.
I got to do with this.
My mouth.
I got to keep going.
I just got to just handful.
My little rodent trying to eat these here.
I mean, they do look like giant in my hands.
So I mean, I do like that.
sourdough hard pretzels.
Yeah.
That's fascinating, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's cool.
All right.
The ones that just snap all of your teeth off.
This is a second, followed by classic hard pretzels.
We talked about that.
What's at the bottom?
Bottom of the pole.
Let me see what the least favorite.
What don't people like for pretzels?
They're prosels.
Um.
Is no, oh, is it the bottom, their least favorite?
Is Little Circle pretzel in your checks makes?
Because who the hell needs pretzels?
I'm eating check.
mix. I don't want pretzels.
I do like that part of the
Checks mix. I just like pretzels, but like
I'm okay. Every once in a while,
last pretzels, more of the good stuff
like them sticks or the rye chips.
See, I would debate you and say, why is that rye chip
in there? Get that rye chip. Oh, yeah, with the
ride chip. Or random little mini breadstick,
that's what I like. Yeah, little breadstick.
Or sometimes depending on the thing,
little puff ball of whatever.
It's a little tiny little ball. Whatever that was, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, I went and saw the new Michael Jackson movie yesterday.
Michael.
Look at you, Mr. Man.
And I guess I'm not alone as it has broke every record.
Everybody was all about it.
$217 million this weekend, Cody.
Wow.
$170,000?
Yeah.
It beats Bohemian Rhapsody, which only brought in $124 million this weekend.
Oh, my God.
That's, I surpassed Oppenheimer.
I would say like 50 mil.
It was packed.
The theater was packed.
And we went over to a movie tavern.
I guess it's now what, Marcus?
I forget whatever that guy's actual name is.
He's just like, I'm just going to might as well.
I'm in every damn commercial.
I'm going to put myself on the screen.
I'm going to name it after myself.
Oh, is this new?
No, I'm just changing the name.
I want to make this more about me.
It's so annoying.
That guy's the most annoying.
But now we want you to go there all the time.
Forget even coming to see a movie.
He doesn't even care.
He just wants you to experience his sports bar atmosphere.
And delicious treats out in the lobby, yeah.
Okay.
We got there, and I will say that I got nervous for a minute,
as my Caucasian family was the only Caucasian family.
And I was like, oh, is this not for us?
Nope.
Sorry, get out.
This one not for us.
Nope, you need to leave.
We were welcome, though.
I was just, I was like, oh, wait a minute.
Nope.
Get out.
Are we the white chocolate chip here in the, uh, what, what's going on here?
No, I loved it.
But it was, it was, it was weird because it was like clearly a fluff piece about Michael Jackson.
Yeah.
And like some of it.
Yeah.
You don't even know, like, our, uh, here's the weird part about the movie.
is the movie is about how the Jackson family made all of their money off Michael Jackson.
And now here we are watching a movie for the Jackson family to make money of Michael Jackson again.
I was going to say, he definitely did make them all their money.
Yeah.
But yeah, now that's all this is, is something to make them.
Like if you take that away from it, I've always loved Michael Jackson.
I realize while watching this, I maybe have a closer attachment to Mike.
Michael Jackson than many people.
Yeah.
I grew up watching so much Michael Jackson content.
Yeah.
He was like our...
Our Justin Bieber, I guess, but bigger?
Yeah.
Way bigger than Justin Bieber.
Pretty much, right?
Like, I would watch the Michael Jackson Moonwalker cassette on the weekends at my dad's house.
We had the Michael Jackson tapes.
Yep.
He was on TV all the time.
Video games.
I was always watching Michael Jackson stuff.
Imagine look how huge Timberlake got.
Yeah?
Times that by 10 billion,
gillion million infinity.
That's the thing that's hard to explain to our kids.
We're like, you don't know how big Michael Jackson was.
It was Justin Timberlake times infinity.
We watched him as a kid in the most popular group.
He split off and became the biggest thing in the world times a thousand.
The movie Michael has surpassed all records.
chairman of the film's U.S. distributor Lionsgate says,
quote, you don't deliver this figure unless you're seeing huge numbers across every conceivable demographic.
Yeah, everyone's going to this.
Yeah, it's a good sing-along movie.
I'll wait till it's free.
I don't.
Yeah, wait till it's free.
I'm okay, I guess.
And then they obviously don't touch on any controversial stuff.
No, I was going to say, I was just going to ask, do anything with anything?
No.
It is very clearly
How can we maybe clean up his image a little bit?
Yeah.
Give people a sing-along song.
I believe that Michael Jackson was a genius.
I have always loved him.
Yeah, agree.
So I've enjoyed the music.
I want to sing along and listen to it.
And they show nothing bad.
And not to spoil it because I don't want to spoil it.
I will watch it when it's free eventually.
But don't they end it kind of when, like, right at the height of his, like,
Yeah, it's not a spoiler.
And then it gets to wherever and then they're done.
They don't go where any downhill at all, not even a little bit.
It's up here.
I'm even telling you, like, anybody who has followed anything to do with the Jackson's knows the story.
Yeah.
So Joe Jackson raises these kids in Gary Indiana.
Yep.
He's a horrible man.
He owe every, every what?
And it's that guy, right, that we like?
What's his name?
Coleman Domingo.
Coleman Domingo.
Plays a great Joe Jackson.
But if anybody grew up watching VH1 in the late 90s,
as you've seen the Jackson 5,
whatever that show was, they used to run on VH1 once a day.
So you've watched that movie.
You know that whole story.
We've been taught that he was shown that he is not a good person.
And the whole family had to approve this movie,
so clearly they were fine with how he was depicted in this movie.
But isn't there like none of several of them in it?
Yeah, so let me talk about that.
So to answer your first question,
Starts with them in Gary, Indiana, goes up to the point where Joe Jackson is like,
he, Michael is just released off the wall, and then he released his thriller, and Joe Jackson's
kind of being a dick where he's like, you can do whatever you want in your free time, but you're part of the Jackson's 9 to 5 every day.
You're working with me.
So he still made Michael do this final Jackson's tour.
Okay.
And that's where he got burned on the head from the Pepsi commercial.
Yep.
and he does the Jackson's tour
and at the end of the movie basically
it's him telling Joe Jackson to F off
and then he goes solo and then the movie kind of ends
so it doesn't really get in it after like
No no once it's up to like the bad album
and that's about it
Yeah and then they're done
Never once do they mention Janet
She's not even mentioned
Very weird
Because she has nothing to do with it
And she didn't other than that video
Yeah
That they were in together
I mean she was part of the Jackson family
They mentioned Latoya
They mentioned all the girls
that were in the family.
Did Janet not sign off?
I don't think you wanted anything to do with this.
So, you know what I mean?
Janet and Michael's kids all felt like this was what I've described it as a cash
grabs for the Jackson family.
I was going to say this is absolutely probably a, yeah, yeah, we'll sign off because we want
to be paid.
Yeah, they all got producer tags at the end.
Janet was like, well, then no.
And then they were like, well, then guess what?
No, then you don't get paid.
Sorry, no.
Because they all, they can tell just from past interviews and stuff, they all very much
like making money off of money.
Michael. And that's how they make their money is off of Michael.
Yeah.
But it did make me feel kind of bad for the other four in the Jackson 5.
Because like Tito, Germain, all of them like, they just had to stand there.
Watch Michael get his ass beat by Joe.
Yeah.
Watch him fight with Joe all the time.
They're like, all right, well, we're kind of, we're attached to this rocket, but also it's like,
no, they, yeah.
What do we do now?
Well, it's also they, they're not good.
They weren't Michael Jackson for sure.
Yeah, as a kid, they could sing or whatever, because, you know, they had kid voices, but nobody cared.
Yeah, watching what is free?
They weren't that talented.
So then after the fact, what are you going to do?
Your brother is the most talented person in the history of the world.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
You are not.
Yeah, I enjoyed it.
If you're a Michael Jackson fan, you can go, I liked it in the theater because we saw it in that, like, surround sound theater, and it was nice and I reclined.
Yep.
And it was a nice vibe.
Chicken Tandies.
We didn't know.
We went to B-Dubs before.
Oh, okay, okay.
That's what our move lately is.
Do we don't eat at movie tavern?
It's a little pricey.
It is.
We'll go to, like, B-Dubs,
there's Bullfinches over there,
or Red Robbins over there.
Did they have,
do they have commemorative baby tigers
you could eat popcorn out of?
We were hoping there'd be a Michael Tub.
There was no tub.
I would, maybe like his jacket outline or something.
Or like a glove or one of his shoes.
I don't know what you'd make a popcorn tub out of,
but something.
Yeah, that place seems to never have
those. The collective
Tubbs? Did they have the Mario to the Yoshis
or whatever? Because I've gone to a few where I wanted
things. I can't remember
like I wanted the Ghostbusters thing. More than anything.
The Ghostbusters trap. The Ghostbusters trap. Like I wanted the top gun
or the top gun one that they didn't have.
I got the bucket itself
for Top Gun but there was like a helmet
and stuff. So I don't know. That place never sends
to have them. Yeah, I do. I like going to the movies still.
I'm an old timer. I like sitting in a movie and watching
it with other people. Depending on what's out.
I think there was something that I saw that looked like it'd be fun
to see in the theaters. I don't remember what it is.
I'm telling you, man, this movie had all ages because we walked in.
Oh, yeah.
And it was like my family, but then there were women who were like had their oxygen machines because they are old school fans.
Michael's.
People were bringing their kids.
It was all ages, man.
Absolutely.
They had a CG high bubbles in the movie.
Bubbles the monkey.
Oh, oh, oh, gotcha.
Really?
Yeah, bubbles.
Okay.
Bubbles makes an appearance.
That's why some of it is kind of like, all right, you had to work in the bubbles angle.
All right.
Yeah.
Anyways, yeah.
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Yeah, that's going to be here quicker than you think, though, man.
Sneaking up on us as we're on the final week of April right now, folks.
Yeah, screw April.
We hate it.
Nice weather today, and then the rest of the week it's hit or miss.
I don't know, but enjoy your day today.
Enjoy your day today.
I mean, it's not snowy and 30, so I can't complain if it's just kind of raining.
That's optimism.
That's optimism.
Shut up.
As opposed to doomerism, which experts say is on the rise.
I can't imagine why.
Yeah.
I can't think of any reason why doomerism is on the rise.
No, I have no idea what could possibly be.
Possibly be pushing those charts askew in that manner.
Do you have doomers in your life, the kind of person that always sends you bad news or tends to be overly pessimistic?
That's me.
That's how I'm a dumerist.
I'm always dumer.
No, you don't send.
me bad news all the time.
I'm just surrounded by bad news all the time.
I mean, you're not sending any news, though.
Because you're usually involved in the bad news.
So you're aware of any bad news that I would have.
Got bad news for you.
Dumerism is a mindset rooted in chronic pessimism and worst case scenario thinking.
Chronic, bro.
And my wife has the good remedy to this is whenever I say something dumerist or negative or this is
going to happen or this.
and she likes to say like,
well, there's just as good of a chance of it working out.
There's just good of a chance of it working out.
Yeah.
And I try to think like that,
but I don't know if I got that in me.
That's it.
Social media plays...
I'm making him with my car later.
He's giving me his health insurance.
A big role.
The phrase doom scrolling,
which we all know about,
where you're just looking at your phone
for the bad news all the time.
Yeah, these negative glow boxes in our hands all day long.
More negative content you engage with,
the more you see creates a false feeling that your reality is full of despair.
Despair.
It is not the full picture.
It's just what your algorithm is feeding you.
Dumerism can lead to anxiety, burnout, and isolation.
It also makes people stop taking ownership of their own lives.
Why?
Because you're like, well, I can't do anything about this.
Oh, see, mine's opposite.
What is yours?
Just like, dude, I didn't know that's what doom scrolling was and all that.
What do you think it was?
Mine, there's no bad news on mine.
It's not just feed after feed of bad news.
I get, I can, I can, I have to, hey, how do I say this?
I have to like kind of limit myself, meaning I don't imbibe any,
I don't take in any political content after 10 a.m. Friday.
No, I don't believe you.
And I try to go the whole weekend without it.
And unfortunately this weekend didn't work.
But I try to go, though, I try to not take in any politics stuff on weekends.
Yeah.
After 7 o'clock on my weeknights, I'm done taking in political news and all that stuff.
I try to watch silly videos or fun videos, play some video games, try to clean my brain out.
I told you that I have my journaling that I do now to try to look at the good things in my life.
What do you think you're doing?
You're not Dumer scrolling?
No, I mean, I guess I'm aware of the things, but it's not a, it's not a.
nothing I can do about this.
But it's more of
nothing I can do about this.
Right, right.
So, I mean, I don't,
not that I turn a blind eye to, you know,
all the problems or whatever,
but, you know, like,
I didn't do that.
Yeah.
That type deal.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm not going to give that my whole train of thought.
Yeah, I try to just kind of focus on what's happening in this room right now.
This is all I can control is this room.
And then when I get home,
can control what I mean I don't control my family I work within a family
everybody I'm Joe I'm Joe Jackson of the gross man house tell you right now I make my
kids line up and I say we're going through it's go let's see you got smudges let me see it's
ABC he's and that's fine ah go cut me a switch is what I say no make me a sandwich I try to
control what I can control yeah so what do you do to break this cycle well like they said
stop doom scrolling focus on small actions you
can control.
Agency is the anecdote to helplessness.
So just do what you can do.
Try to control what you can control.
A little mental resets here and there when you can.
Get out and go for a walk.
It honestly helps.
Yeah.
It honestly helps.
Yep, I do a lot.
Social media is not your friend.
It exists to make you angry because then Zuckerberg makes more money if you're angry
because you're more engaged and you won't put the phone down.
And people aren't, like, everyone compares.
your lives to everyone else.
Nobody's putting up the sad stuff.
They're putting up the best stuff so you can think that they're living the bestest life ever.
Yeah, you're going to be looking, if you're looking at your little scary glow box all day,
it's going to give you horrific news items because that's what gets clicks.
Oh, God, I can't do this.
That's what you get, that's what clicks.
Nobody's going to say, hey, things are great right now.
No one's clicking that story.
They want to click negative, scary, terrible stories.
Yep.
Same with social media.
They want to piss you off so that you argue.
The more you argue.
The more engagement they get, the more money they can make on ads.
They want you to be mad.
If you just go out and walk in the woods or walk around,
we're very lucky to have a lot of green spaces around us.
They're going to walk around.
You go full of ticks, but you're going to be down to see how to the tick.
I mean, still be nice.
Still be nice.
Is it? Is it?
Well, another thing you can't control is the NFL draft.
Another side of this, we will get into, uh, we talked a little bit about a Friday morning,
but the whole weekend played out.
Yep.
Some local ties.
The guy from CNS.
He got signed.
Yep, he went and a couple guys unsigned or undrafted signed from Syracuse sign places.
Which just means what?
Like, you're on the team, but...
They went undrafted, but the Cowboys are like, hey, practice squad.
You want you come and see if you're any good.
And if you are, we'll go from there.
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All right.
So let's break down the NFL draft, big weekend.
It was awesome.
I texted Cody.
I tried to watch it.
I don't, I didn't understand a thing that we're talking about.
I didn't know what they were talking about.
Come on.
They're all saying things.
I can understand football enough to just enjoy a game.
But once you get into the nitty gritty of all of this, I don't know what the hell's going on.
I get it.
It's hard.
It's hard.
You've got to be following all college and a bunch of random college crap.
Like he's not wrong.
They're talking about their hand size and arm length and everything gets down to your vision and your ability.
And can they get?
Yep.
I had no idea was going on.
Then they start comparing like, well, his hand size is this.
If you look whose similar hand sizes, it was Troy Aikman.
It's like, yeah.
What?
Yeah, it's wild.
Him to his hand size to a guy's hand size from 1988.
Yeah.
Okay.
So they're saying the team that made out the best were probably the Arizona Cardinals.
Do you agree with that?
I liked some of their picks.
I don't know if I would say that they made out the best.
They chose the best offensive threat in the draft.
Yeah.
Jeremy Love.
Yeah, he really was amazing.
So that was a good value right there.
Bison, Bysontas, how do I say this?
It's a blocker.
Chase Bysontas?
Yes.
Out of Texas A&M?
Yes.
He's a big deal.
Back.
Carson back is quarterback in round three.
Yeah, that's the one where I don't know.
I hate him.
I think he sucks.
All right?
I think he's arrogant and not as good as he was told his whole life.
But jumping around to some of the, you know, obviously,
our local ties, let's look at the bill.
as the bills traded down three times in round one
to gain additional mid-round selections
and still found a much-needed physical pass-rush presence
in T.J. Parker, who's that?
He was a first rounder, I think, but he slipped a little bit this year.
Round two, he went 35.
But he was a first-round talent, foe, show.
And I think that he fits what they do very well.
I think he's a high-motor guy.
I think they're going to like him.
Buffalo's original second-round pick was wisely used to acquire
DJ Moore.
I forgot that they got him from the Bears.
Da Bears.
The Bears.
I mean, I guess I'm an idiot when it comes to this.
I didn't realize they're also doing a lot of trades right now, too.
It's not just like getting kids out of college.
Yeah, they'll trade around and stuff.
Like the Vikings traded one of their best, if not best defensive player to the Eagles.
Out of Yukon, Skyler Bell goes to the Buffalo Bills.
He's good.
They got him.
What was that fourth rounder there?
He's good.
He's from Yukon.
I think they'll like him too.
And then Al-L.
Orm's whoever this is.
Caleb Alarmes or.
Yep, a linebacker.
Out of TCU.
I never really heard of him, but the guy they took after him, Jelon Kilgore.
Him, I like his safety from South Carolina.
Who, interestingly enough, has got Lenora Sellers,
who once committed for some Syracuse action.
It's going to be like top five pick next year.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's also look at your cowboys.
Now, about you want what are going to cowboys?
Let me slide down.
Let me talk about them cowboys that are picking up.
Defensive hit after defensive hit?
We talked about Caleb Downs and Malachi Lawrence.
They went first round.
And then Barham from Michigan, baller.
Very underrated.
Really?
People are going to hear that name.
Yeah.
He was really good for Michigan.
He was one of their best, if not best defensive players.
He was so good.
How do I say his name, Jay Sean?
Yeah, pretty much.
John Barham?
A lot of them, I just kind of say how they sound,
and then we'll wait until the NFL says them in a game.
And they'll go, oh, it's that.
They traded their original day two picks for veterans,
Quinn and Williams and George Pickens.
Yep, that was how they gained and got rid of a couple of the picks.
Instead of just having first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh.
Ended up with, you know, a third, three, fours, a seven.
And that goes back to March where they got Odigy Zawa to the 49ers.
They traded him to the Niners, and then they traded another guy from the Niners.
They got one of their linebackers, the linebackers in the middle of the draft.
Those are the two teams that I was looking at because obviously your Cowboys and Bills.
What other takeaways do you have from the draft?
Any surprises?
I mean, Ty Simpson going that high to get into the Rams
is still pretty shocking.
No, I don't think there are any other, like, crazy surprises.
It was fun just to watch the whole thing
and to see a guy like Mike Washington go to the Raiders.
That's a cool kid that's played here.
That's our local guys, our CNS guy?
So that's pretty neat.
Okay, that's cool.
Yeah, there wasn't anything like crazy, crazy that has.
happened, I would say.
And then a bunch of S.U guys, you said, went undrafted.
Undrafted, but they signed places.
Like, Deuce Chestnut.
We all remember him bouncing around here.
He is going to go try out for the Niners.
I had it somewhere.
Do they get paid to do all this?
Do they get like a league minimum or something?
I'm never sure how that works.
Okay.
I'd imagine they get paid somehow.
Yeah.
You're going to try out for us.
So here's $500 a day.
I don't know.
No, we have a family friend who got signed to the Denver Broncos
practice squad and he's making $200,000
Oh, well, practice squad, yes.
Yeah, that's like league minimum, right?
Yes, that's like the next step.
I would imagine the deuce chestnut.
They're probably like, all right,
you did pretty okay in spring training.
We're going to sign you to our practice squad.
Okay.
Which is still, again,
paycheck.
Yeah, you get paid.
Big fat paycheck.
But yeah, the punter,
Jack Stonehouse is going to go to the Texans,
possibly.
Okay.
Dan Valari.
Oh, I know the name.
Signed with the Rams, and they love tight ends.
So they might actually use him if he could show
that he's worth it.
Okay.
And you get signed.
They could definitely use him.
Good, good.
Let's see.
Any other names people might know?
David Reese and Devin Grant from Syracuse.
I don't know those names,
but they're going to join
Oronda Gatson and Marlowax on the Chargers.
Oh, cool.
If they get signed.
If they get signed, yeah.
Well, that's cool.
And Will Nixon,
invited to camps with the Bills and Titans.
Oh, nice.
How does that work?
To just do two camps?
Yeah.
I guess you probably just,
you got to show off.
Yeah.
It's just cool to see if they can extend their story a little longer, you know?
Yes.
A lot of these guys play college and then it ends there.
And then it's over.
Even just to keep going a little longer is exciting.
I'm excited.
I'm except for next year already.
I can't wait.
It's got a billion quarterbacks already talked about.
Cool.
The Jets are already on the clock for.
And I was telling you, I was watching Sean McVeigh talk about Matt Stafford.
Because the Rams signed a quarterback.
Yeah, the Ty Simpson, which was the craziest thing of the whole draft.
So now everyone is like, well, is Matthew Stafford nervous?
he's going to be replaced.
And then Sean McVeigh was like, he's a stud.
He ain't nervous.
Studs don't get nervous.
He's not nervous.
He's mad chill, bro.
And it was like what you were saying.
He wants Stafford to kind of teach the system to somebody new.
And it's always good to have quarterbacks ready.
Yeah, because again, he's 38 or whatever, so you kind of need a backup.
Mm-hmm.
So, but again, I don't know if I, not that it's a waste.
Yeah.
To gamble in the middle when there were so many good guys right there available for the Rams.
But again, they are champions for reason.
See how it all plays out.
Twitch.tv slash K-Rock, C&Y.
You can tune in all morning long and see me and the burglar.
Me and the burglar.
I'm here for your trinkets.
Where are your treasured belonging?
315, 364, 1009 K-Rock text line show bro, Sean,
sending us Photoshopps of whitesman popping off at the draft.
No, he was not there, surprisingly.
He said Michael Keaton.
showed up, though, and nobody knew. So funny, completely
forgot to mention that the last time. Yeah, all of a sudden
they're just fifth round in it.
You know, random people
making random picks, a bunch of international
fans of the year and stuff.
And then just Michael Keaton.
Just Michael Keaton out there.
Like, yeah, I'll make a pick. Why not?
Yeah. So what do they do when the
celebrities come out? Do they get to do the pick?
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just everybody,
whoever it is, just gets to make the
pick. That's one of those where
they do make a wish and celebrities and
so a lot of fans of the year and crap like that
That's my goal for you is to get you to make a pick at the NFL
That'd be fun
I'd make one it wouldn't even have to be for the Cowboys
Cody'll go seventh round
Do they even televised seventh round?
Yeah
Every single thing was televised
And you watched through the seventh round?
Yeah you did
Yeah you did
Well now you got them
Saturday was like an all day thing right?
Yeah they went quicker
It used to be until like
7, 8 o'clock
It was over several hours earlier than it usually
is. That was the thing this year that they did
with many is that the times
were a lot. They knock
time off of people's picks. Good.
Which I mean, I didn't hate.
I thought I'd be like, you can't. Oh, I like how much time
I got in between all those picks and everything.
But then you're watching and it took like
for the first round in like three hours.
I guess that's good. I guess we're fine.
Well, this is
didn't you say
or did you say that
your dad, Frank, would
find sometimes roadkill and have it processed?
No, this is what we did with the deer that one time we hit.
Okay, so he hit the deer.
Yeah.
So it would have been roadkill, but he hit it and he took it to get a process.
And the cop was like, you could take that if you want.
And he did?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, fresh roadkill was found in the freezer of a Chinese restaurant.
Oh, no.
This is down in Louisiana.
And I'm wondering if it's that situation where it's like, well, we're going to process
this in a little bit.
That's how you lure it in the Pineville Petal Monster.
That's how you get the Penel Pineville Pine Monster.
The owners of the restaurant say it was never meant for human consumption.
And again, like we always said about the rumors in the 90s.
Hey, all right.
Where they were like, the Chinese food is dead cat.
And we would say, then I like that deer.
Then I like cat.
Then I like eating cats.
But if you're telling me that they're just putting deer meat, then I guess I like deer meat.
But though, I don't want to be put in harm's way because you're trying to save a buck.
No.
You know, if it's a cultural thing and it's like, what, we eat cats.
But no, you know.
That's different as opposed to, no, we're saving money and processing this roadkill.
We just, we hit a raccoon with our car.
So there's meat right there.
No, I would definitely know if I was eating venison in my Chinese food because that's got a very specific taste.
Yes, it does.
I would know.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
You know, heat, moisture, and bacterial growth are the main causes of meat spolage.
You know, ideally, you want that meat to be stored at 40 degrees or less.
The longer it's there, our moisture.
humid environment, lends itself to bacterial growth.
So that's going to be the primary concern.
You have to contact LDWF and ask for that authorization.
Illegal possession of a deer, which would be possession from roadkill, essentially.
Roakil is a class four violation in Louisiana.
So he's almost making a case for it.
Good thing is in the freezer.
He's like it wasn't, didn't encounter our moisture and heat.
I think he may have been talking about the initial.
Like just the fact that you hit it.
It now was dead on the road.
That's out there.
You're going to have some spalage.
So they're doing us a favor maybe by dragging it into the freezer.
Right?
Because that's why we were able to take it because we just hit it and killed it.
And that's the thing?
Mm-hmm.
That was all the cop was like, I'm going to tag it.
And if you want it, it's yours.
Now I just have to, now I know that you have it.
So if, you know, this deer head comes flying back at a...
Don't be serving it to anybody.
Cop car, you know, Burger King or something, we'll know.
Well, it's funny that you say,
Burger King because I have a list here
as we're talking fast food
restaurants, the breakdown
of women versus men
their favorite fast food restaurants.
So if they had their druthers,
where are they going to go?
What? You don't say that? People don't say that
phrase. They had their druthers.
They don't say that phrase. Give me
my druthas! If they
had their druthers, women and men
both pick McDonald's.
Really? Yeah, that's their top fast food
and that it starts to diverge. I would have said
Women are going to say Wendy's for some reason.
Not anything to do with the name of it, but just, I don't know.
Well, when I think about...
And I got to give credit to whoever's a crack in the whip at McDonald.
It's been a better service these last couple of times I've gone.
Okay.
I've noticed it's faster.
A note must have come from some manager, general manager somewhere, because it's moving right along.
I stopped.
I haven't gone to McDonald's down in a minute.
I don't tend to do fast food as much in the winter,
because it's like that,
there's nothing quick and easy
about going out in the snow.
Where, for fast food?
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah, fast food is more of like a knee dinner, boom, back.
No, I don't go back out.
Throw on my slip, you know, my flip flops,
whatever good.
Yeah, winter is, so I haven't been there in forever.
But McDonald's was getting out of hand.
Was?
With their pull forward,
uh,
sit in that spot for 25 minutes.
Like, yeah.
I understand it takes a minute.
But I learned something about McDonald's and I
I hope I'm not going to get anybody in trouble here.
Blow the spots.
But I saw a video on Reddit, and it could be wrong, but they're making you pull forward
because apparently there's sensors in the thing by the window, and if you pull forward,
it trips the sensor to thinking that, all right, that customer is left.
That way their reports are different.
I could be wrong.
I don't know.
No, I can.
I don't know.
That could make absolute sense because I could see McDonald's having a thing that shows you
like a counter somehow of like, all right, this
is this North Syracuse store.
Well, they only did 200 cars for the launch hour rush
if you look at the generated map here.
So maybe that's true. I don't know what it is.
But now we diverge.
Now the men
we're going to go to Burger King as a number two.
Okay. Because ink brings up a good point here.
What are we telling the women to vote for?
Because that doesn't make any sense. We're just letting them
pick on their own.
What their husbands have.
voted. Or is this what they like to cook in the kitchen?
Yeah, I'm confused as well.
Um, no, women.
Dairy Queen.
So we're going BK. They like a dairy queen, which is very similar.
Burgers are very similar.
I've always said it's the upgraded Burger King.
Mm-hmm.
It's like a one notch up from Burger King, depending on, you know, who you talk to,
because it's the same people.
So that's an interesting one that men were like, I'm fine with Bird King.
I'm like, I want dead quick.
Men will then go Chick-fil-A.
Ladies will go Taco Bell.
And I'm, listen, I'm more.
I'm gonna guess.
I like a Taco Bell.
Okay.
And then towards the bottom of the list.
And I don't know why they get the hate that they get is Arby's.
No one's picking Arby's.
They have the meats.
I like a good Arby's stop.
So they have the meats.
No,
yeah,
I just haven't been.
I don't like it.
I've been there in forever either.
It's another one.
The last time I was there was whenever they rolled out that,
that Wagoo Beef Burger a couple years ago.
Was the Arbys? Yeah.
I don't know why Arby's gets hate.
It doesn't deserve to be down there.
I like you, Arby's.
I like your curly fries.
I like your roast beef sandwiches.
Yeah, I really don't know.
I think it's just because...
Arby's.
I don't know.
I was trying to thought if I said it,
a lot of reason would pop out.
I don't think that Arby's is doing the best marketing.
And by that, I mean, though, we have the meats thing.
It's not...
What does it even mean?
No, it's just silly.
You got to be on TV going, dude.
Yeah.
Remember us?
Yeah.
Guys.
Guys.
Guys.
Remember us?
I mean, we don't got five for five no more,
but we get some stuff that's real good.
Guys.
Because we have the meats.
It's too vague.
It's like,
kind of sexual,
kind of gross.
Yeah,
because it was weird.
I know that means.
Yes.
There's no,
the other ones that's like,
ba-da-pa-papa,
I'm loving it.
Or BK,
have it your way.
It's not like,
when you hear all those,
you don't have an initial reaction
whereas the Arby's,
we have the meats.
Yeah,
yeah,
you do.
Yeah.
That's everybody's immediate reaction.
And your other reaction is like,
you're like,
is that Ving Rames?
Am I hearing Ving Rames say
we have the meats?
Who was that guy that did the voice?
It is.
I always thought it was James Earl Jones for forever.
You're like, wait, is that Ving Rames?
That may be the other thing that people were tricked.
Any free marketing to Arby's is you're making the bottom of the list
because you're not hitting nostalgia.
Everybody's hit nostalgia but you, Arbys.
Right, yeah, no.
Great, you have meats.
Okay, so everybody else does too.
The only nostalgia I got for Vin Rames is he recommended a place for me to eat in the late 80s
and I got food poisoning and I threw up all over.
Oh, was it?
Oh, was it?
Vin Rames, Joe.
Oh, all right.
Yeah, I see he's been driving that car a lot more,
but they don't broadcast it.
Good morning, Mrs. K. Rock.
We're getting to ask Hambone if that's old Shotsie's.
She used to have a tank that she would drive around.
That was awesome.
And then I remember something when they released her,
because there was everybody that's got any upside.
She was like, can I, can I'm a tank back?
And I think they were like, no.
Property at WWE, we'll be taking that.
No, you can't.
Yeah, I can't remember.
But yeah, he drives a funny little car.
And I like that.
I like everything they're doing with them.
Yeah, everything's perfect.
I just don't want him to overdo it.
Yep.
I don't want them to overdo it.
Nope.
It's working out real well.
They're not pushing it.
I saw that Becky Lynch clip going viral.
What would he talk?
She's just,
I like that.
She's just crazy.
Every gimmick she does is full on 100%.
Well,
no,
she was doing an interview with Sam Roberts
explaining that like,
even at her level,
she still has to book her own hotels,
get her own rental cars and all that.
Yeah, they used to take care all that.
That was a long time ago.
Are like, hey, you know what?
We pay for all that over here.
It's, yes, they,
it's one of the things that he does because what Tony Khan can offer is the fact that he, yes, he has money,
but his dad is a real legit billionaire that spends as opposed to. Yeah, TKO is they got money as well.
But they're a group and they're all looking out at the bottom line and what they can all bring back.
Whereas the cons on the AEW side, this is for.
This is just fun.
This is fun.
And it's to make a great product.
And it is.
Yeah, we were talking earlier in the show.
If you want to get the show on demand,
wherever you download podcast,
type in K Rock, the show,
talking about the wrestlers that got released,
a bunch of,
a bunch of infuriating ones
and something you don't even think about, really.
Some will go there.
I think Alistair should go somewhere
like a Japan,
New Japan, where he can wrestle,
build himself back up.
Because he legit is one of,
if not the best wrestlers in the company.
No joke.
Yeah.
He's that good.
Well, according to a new study,
people are speaking less words.
Not me.
I say so many words.
Why speak more word when few words do trick.
28% decrease in the amount of words we say to each other in an annual basis.
See words.
According to the researchers at the University of Missouri, Kansas City and the University of Arizona in 2005, we spoke about 16,632 words.
day?
Wait, how many?
16,632 words a day?
We should do that one day.
We count our words?
Well, there's got to be, like, you know how the meetings are transcribed after?
If I say that right?
This whole show was transcribed.
Can you then go after and go AI, how many words did, we're said?
I don't know.
I have auto transcription turned on so people can literally, behind the curtain, if you open this podcast and Apple podcast, and you don't have to listen to it.
you can read the whole thing.
Like you can put on like closed captions.
It just does it on the screen.
Oh.
It'll just as what the words we're saying right now on someone's app,
it is showing these words right now on a screen.
Butt, balls, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, boobies, boobies, penis, penis,
testicles, testicles, tethicles, butthole bottle, bottle, butthole penis, penis.
Sorry, you shouldn't have ever.
Somebody, somebody video record that for me, please.
Somebody go back and screen capture that for me because, uh, yeah, it is doing that.
So, we're down to about 11,000 words a day now.
I know that when I
This is, we are outliers.
Our job is to say words.
Yeah.
But once I'm done here, I don't want to say words.
I don't want to have, I don't want to talk to anybody.
Oh, see, I, until like, whenever I.
You never shut up.
You're talking until you fall asleep.
Yeah, until they run out sometimes on Fridays.
Yeah.
And then I need that, like, day to recharge.
It's nonstop all the time.
No.
Nonstop all the time.
No, and I feel bad for the coworkers that will want to come in here and make small talk with me.
I've set all my words up until 10.
You're good.
No, it's, it's, all my words have been spent before 10 a.
You did that.
Now, you're done.
Yeah.
Hey, you know, where's your weekend?
Talked about it for four hours.
My weekend was good.
It was fine.
Thank you.
Thank you.
How are you doing?
Talked about it for four hours this morning.
I'm doing pretty well.
Thank you.
That's it.
Spent all my words.
Words have been spent.
Talk to you tomorrow morning.
My favorite are your phone conversations.
Why?
What do I do that?
Nobody gets off the phone quicker than you.
Yeah, I hate phone conversations.
You will hang up.
You will be saying goodbye to somebody while also hanging up the phone.
Yep.
Yep.
Okay, but, yep.
Yep.
My family picks on me for that because I'm done.
Aside, we don't need to have this long goodbye.
We talk about all the time.
Long goodbyes.
We don't need the long goodbyes.
Yeah.
We both have mothers with long goodbyes.
You have a dad, you, and you've brought in Deb, like I see a lot of you,
Deb in you.
Yeah.
Because we were at her house last week and she just wants to chat.
We're out here in the backyard.
Let's talk for a little while.
Yes.
Whereas I do not have Tam Tam's chatty Jean.
I guess you could argue I do because I made a career out of it.
Yeah, but.
But just there's no audience.
When it comes to lounge and.
I got nothing to say.
Yeah.
I got nothing to say.
And maybe some people have met me out in life and said, wow, Josh is kind of a dick.
He doesn't talk.
Because I don't talk.
Yeah, but it's like that mystique.
It's the aura.
Is it?
Or he's just a dick, I guess.
I don't know.
My mother-in-law also has a lot to say.
Can't, the entire drive to the movies in home last night.
She's talking the whole time.
She's got a lot to say.
sit in quiet. I just sit in silence.
Yep. The biggest reason is
obviously technology. We are just
texting more. We
type a lot of words more than we
say the words. Yeah.
Also emails,
social lives retreating into online
spaces. People
have readily available information and services
that require less interaction and
so on. So yeah, I guess you
could talk less.
Say more.
Yeah, exactly. Maybe don't
you know, talk less, just say more.
Some experts are concerned, though, we're talking about how we're talking less.
Doesn't feel like it.
It feels like nobody shuts up anymore.
Yeah, I would say it doesn't feel like, because it got skewed from COVID, I think.
Were we all just sat inside for a couple years?
Yeah, we were all by ourselves, and then we just kind of grew into being used to not having to talk to anybody or especially, yeah, the people that were home or
whatever, you know, who we were quarantined with.
But like, we would do this.
That's what was weird is that we would do this and be done.
And then there was no more outside.
Like there was nothing.
So it was no talking out of just because there was no people.
Yeah, it was like.
So weird.
End of the days.
Yeah.
You'd get done.
Roads were empty.
This building was empty.
Nobody in here.
You'd go to there.
I mean, you couldn't go to stores.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, it used to be so weird.
Uh,
They say, hold on a second,
some experts say our shortened attention spans
might make it harder to hold conversations now.
I do get worried about that
of how everything has to be like under a minute.
Like I get mad
because I can see the analytics
from videos I make.
So if I make a video
or we make a video and I post it like of us making candles
or us doing a commercial or whatever
or I post a TikTok video
and me listening to albums,
You can go and look at the analytics, and it's like, after three seconds, people leave.
And it's like, what do you want?
Give me a, give me five seconds.
It is weird how, especially with TikTok, because I've seen how that works.
You have that little of an attention span that if I'm not getting you, if I'm, no, no, no.
Well, it doesn't also help that.
Give me a damn second here.
If there's a thousand people, 700 of them are looking for boobs.
Yeah, that's true.
when they get that random video.
We are boobs, but not the boobs you're looking for.
We're a couple of boobs, but they're looking for a different couple boobs.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I get the short attention, man.
I'm like, can I, can I get a second?
Can you at least give us one?
Let us really in.
Give us two minutes.
Not even two minutes.
Give us 15 seconds.
Right.
There's more than.
No.
I try to front load every video I edit with just, here's something interesting.
Please watch it.
Please, I'm begging.
And you're just begging.
And then people who look.
live on those universes.
Just need those bright colors.
I don't have them.
Lasers and bright sounds.
You start sounding a high siren waving.
Hey, watch his video, please.
Bells and whistles, bells and whistles.
Please, there's something happening here.
Free, please.
Follow us on all the online places.
Twitch and YouTube, K-Rock, C&Y, and both those spots.
Thank you.
Lots of content happening over there, guys.
There's content.
Our Whitty Wix video is on our YouTube page.
If you want to watch us make candles.
I got over there and get one of those wicks.
That's where we can get those wicks for our,
goofy wax stuff.
I didn't think about that.
Just to have our own fancy candle.
I've been burning my Woodywicks candle the last few nights.
I love it.
I haven't yet.
It's a perfect balance.
Now I'm getting too a skirt.
I'm going to end up being like, no, no, I'm never going to burn it.
Now my whole family wants to go make candles.
And I was like, well, if we can get six of us together, they'll do a class for us.
That's fun.
Thank you, Nicole for that 55 months in sub.
Good morning.
You a lesbian now, Nicole?
You a lesbian now?
Nicole.
I don't know how much longer we have on these stupid Kalshi, polymarket, betting
apps. They're so dangerous.
They're so dumb. It's crazy
the amount of these. Just insider
batting happening. It's so stupid.
And then the one they pushed all weekend for
WrestleMania and stuff. They're pushing on there.
Chuba Chuba Casino. I don't know what that even is. I don't know,
but it's again, what we've been talking about with all these games.
It's like celebrities, you know
damn well. We're talking two different things.
Chumba Casino is like a game. But like Polly Market
is the betting like, well,
Cody wear a blue shirt today.
Oh, okay.
You know those ads?
I thought it was just a gambling site because they're all.
It's gambling, but you're gambling on real life things that can be changed by somebody.
No, that's why I don't like when there's real WWE bets.
Because somebody knows the outcome of that.
Fun, free ones.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Was it Charles, it was Keenan playing Charles Barkley on S&L?
And he was talking about how like, there's a polymarket bet that I won't say blah, blah, blah.
And then he just does it on TV, which.
means the bet pays out. You understand what I'm saying?
Yes, yes. Like how these work? Yeah.
Like, there's a ton of people inside of our own government right now using these to place
bets. Well, they're inside of trading that's going on there right now. It's the craziest stuff
that's ever happening. It's under investigation by other countries, not our own, but other countries
are looking into it. Yeah. But French authorities are now investigating a manipulated temperature
sensor in France. So there was a polymarket bet. That's hilarious.
It was a polymarket bet saying, will the temperature in France...
50 degrees.
Be above this temperature on a certain day.
Basically.
So somebody was like, all right.
Like, you know how we use like...
The official temperature at the Syracuse airport is blah, blah, blah.
This was their official temperature.
So they said if the temperature spikes above this...
And again, I only know America temperatures.
I don't know 21 degrees Celsius.
What are we even doing?
What's the point of that?
But they're saying on April 6th and April 15th, if temperatures reach this amount,
the odds are good, you'll get a payout.
They did, I bet.
And they did.
And somebody made a ton of money.
And now they're speculating that someone took a battery-powered hair dryer,
found the sensor, and was heating up the sensor to win $21,000.
No, sorry, sensor can't go to school today.
It's sick.
Look, sorry, look how sick the sensor is.
This is why these polymarket apps are stupid and dangerous.
Yeah, man.
We got to get rid of them.
Yeah, you can't have stuff like that.
Like I said, one person won $21,000 because probably that person was the one with the hairdryer.
Or they knew.
Hey, just so you know, I'm going over to do this.
My buddy's going to go warm up the temperature sensor so you'll know it goes up.
Oh, perfect, perfect.
Oh, that's really funny.
Like nobody's betting on this show, but I would absolutely throw off those bets.
I would insider bet all day until you think.
can stop me. I'm playing the same game. Everybody else is playing. Yeah, I was going to say if
our government officials can do it, I'm going to do it. If our magical government can make
magical hundreds of millions of dollars off of weird oil stuff by telling each other what they're
going to do or like when he didn't tell Congress or anything about Venezuela, made sure he let
the oil people like. Well, somebody made a bet on that. That's what I mean. Yeah, because he told the oil
companies before he told the own people in charge. But okay, everything's great.
Will Josh wear a green shirt on Wednesday?
And guess what?
Josh would wear a green shirt on Wednesday and cash out $200 grand.
You don't say Cody could bet $100 million on it that he does.
Yeah, they're investigating the special ops guy with the Maduro kidnapping.
You see that story?
Oh, yeah, see exactly.
One of the guys who's probably involved, he's like, hey, you're going to go capture this guy.
So he's like, all right, I'll put a bunch of money on it.
What I would do?
Yeah.
Everybody's going to do it.
There's always going to be somebody on the other side of these polymarket apps that knows how to
alter the outcome or knows the outcome so they can make money.
They're just taking money from people.
Yeah.
So it's not, but it's like a pyramid.
It's like, let's just get this.
That way we'll give up to these people, but then we can have big chunks.
Yeah.
It's like, I guess if you wanted to place bets on, will Syracuse get three inches of snow on this day?
Yeah.
I guess he can't really flub there.
Those are a little different.
Those are a little different.
But like you said, if it's, does Cody wear a backwards hat on one day.
Stuff where people can have inside.
information and know how to bet on things.
It's like the prison episode of the office.
I had the government explain to me over and over again because I think that's what I do.
Insider trading.
Over on how many farts, Cousin Jay, exactly?
Four and a half?
I would take the over on that.
Right now we're at the under.
We're at the under, but we're on three, but he's holding on because Joe Staley's coming in,
but he has not yet pulled up.
So he could have gotten his fourth early, but now he's only got about another
hour or so. So we're on the clock.
Somebody from Granby, New York made
$400,000 on the over, under
of farts. Yeah.
Investigate them.
I'm not one
to give fashion advice. God knows.
I am
very meat and potatoes the way
I dress. I am not fashionable at all.
Yeah. But if I can give any fashion
advice to my fellow
men, specifically
high school boys.
Okay. Don't wear a hat to prom.
You're going to regret wearing a hat to prom.
Is that a thing? Is that a trend?
It's always been a thing.
Oh, really?
The top hat guy, the fedora guy.
Oh, we had, we did, um, I didn't, but, yeah, we had a couple guys.
And you look back at those photos and how do you feel about being the hat guy at prom?
Were you a hat guy?
No, our friends had, uh, we had a couple that had the top hat and the cane, though, and we looked, we looked kind of cool.
With the top hat and the cane?
I didn't wear the top hat, so, but the cane made you look cool.
I always feel like those pictures, they, they just don't age well when you're the hat guy at the prom.
No, I get it, but it depends on, like, what era you're in or, like, who your group is.
I don't know, it's weird.
I was just thinking about this the other day with how.
Am I wrong?
Maybe we do want hats?
I don't know.
Well, it depends.
Just don't, nothing crazy, I guess.
Because, Endo, don't forget, you got to carry it around.
That is stuff you've got to carry.
Gristed top hats, canes and gloves and tails.
Yeah, we had gloves.
I remember that being thing.
A bunch of hat guys, Ben said over the weekend.
Yep.
And you got to remember you got to do something with those now.
Well, those are probably rentals, right?
That's what I mean.
You got to do something with them.
Like, you got to carry them around with you all night.
Not lose them and all that stuff.
Maybe I'm off and you do whatever you want,
but I always feel like in the moment when you're at Tuxedo Junction or whatever
and you and the boys are like, guys, we should go top hats.
Or we should go fedoras, right?
Or we should go little, like what were those like Boston Newsies caps?
Some of those come out.
We should be the hat guys at the prom, right?
who's calling the Morgan Freeman's, right?
The Kangles? Or the Samuel Jackson's, the
Kangles, yep, yep. And all right, fine, but it's something about
hat guys at the prom never really age as well.
No, well, because it'll look more timeless.
Well, because you'll look back at it, and it's always, because I can picture
our prom pictures in my head, we all look like the biggest
douchebags. We're all doing a lot of this.
We're like, because I know the one that I have,
where the people have got the hats on, but like, I have the cane
myself, and I'm doing the, like, the pose?
Where my hands are on the,
King. Yeah, like tough guy.
Because we throw your badass.
Shug Night pose. The Shugnite pose.
I mean, depending on junior or senior, I did feel like a badass.
A junior. Again, I was a 17-year-old with a 24-year-old date with a Camaro.
May she rest in peace. Yes. Yes.
No, I, again, you're talking to it. I did not look great.
I felt like I looked pretty dope at the prom.
No, I did black. I'll find my prom photo and I'll post it.
And like a silver vest I did, but I was not a hat guy.
No, I had hair.
My senior one I don't remember as much.
Big Daddy King Coco.
Big Daddy Coco, yeah, you are.
But my junior year, again, I even stood out even more with the hot date.
I wore an ivory tucks.
I was the only, everything on me was ivory.
I wore all ivory.
That might have been your peak.
That might have been your peak of coolness.
Right there.
Yes.
Junior prom.
You had an ivory tuxedo on.
You were there with a girl way over your age.
A date's so hot, guys kept coming up to me and going, you need to stay away from me or a girlfriend because she's getting furious.
that you have the hottest date there.
That I was in there with a 24-year-old.
And they were then looking at 24-year-old and, you know.
Yeah.
That was great.
You were stirring things up, man, back.
That was awesome.
That wouldn't even been in the 90s.
That would have been early 2000s for you.
2002?
2002.
2002.
Yeah.
Right around there.
Listen, dress how you want to dress.
Hell yeah.
But the hats never really age well.
But just think, yes, think about what, how are you going to look later with a giant
tipped top hat.
Yeah.
In your pictures.
A white tuxedo with a white top hat.
You're going to be like, oh.
It gives off very dumb and dumber vibes.
It does. It kind of does.
Good reference.
Dumb and Dumbus.
Good morning.
This is K Rock.
Oh, good time now.
We will get into your 90s and on a couple of minutes early here, but let's run through
the business, shall we?
Everything's early day.
That way, everyone get out and go enjoy the today's niceness.
Go enjoy. Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Get a good quick day of working.
be out by two or three o'clock today.
Yes, your kid has a dentist.
Sorry.
My kid does have a dentist today.
Well, you figured to be easiest, it wouldn't be such a great day.
It's a Monday.
You didn't know.
I'll be getting the phone call any minute now saying,
do you confirm that your child needs to be picked up from school?
I don't have a child's.
Who is a no?
Hello.
Which I always wonder how would that work.
So, like, are there, what are they checking on?
Like, did somebody's...
The dentist?
So, okay, when I email my kid's school to say that I got to pick them up for an appointment,
they call to confirm that was me emailing.
Yeah.
So are there kids who are like lying and emailing?
Oh, yeah.
I would absolutely get to see it.
Please allow Corey Leafy to leave early today?
Yeah, because you used to have to like have parents sign you out and all this other stuff or, you know, just, oh yeah, he's got to come home.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
So they probably started getting a bunch of.
Back in the 90s, my mom would just write a note and that was enough.
Like that's enough proof.
Well, again, back then, we had it way easier.
We were allowed to just leave school whenever.
Yeah, nobody care.
Now it's, man, you can't.
Jojo, I used to write my own notes so I could leave early.
Nobody was double-checking back then.
Or you just said it.
Like, my teachers would just, and a lot of times it was for real,
like they would just, because it wasn't that big a deal.
He'd be like, I got to leave early.
My mom's picking me up.
Okay.
All right, bye.
It's 11.
I got to go.
Okay.
And then you would just leave me like, oh, my God.
No.
Now these kids need two-factor authentication.
They got to have somebody call me and reconfirmed.
And again, a lot of adults ruined it because now you try to go in or out of a school.
and there's six locked doors, eight metal detectors,
three or four people that want to see who you are.
Which is good, we need all that.
Yes, but I'm saying it was better back when, you know, you could just come and go to your please.
But again, it got ruined.
Nebraska and chat, quote, my dad, unquote, signed a whole lot of notes.
It was the best.
You find some random teacher that was mad chill and didn't care,
or every once in a while you bring them back a dunk in coffee.
then they didn't see anything.
And again, I had the door that was the best ever.
That would literally, there was no other anybody around me.
It was a straight shot from the doors that left the dead end part of the school right out into the parking lot.
So I would just park.
Free-range cocoa.
I would just park there.
And it would be a walk from like me to across the street here and a minimum of car.
And back in the 90s, you could just get on any bus you wanted.
You're like, no, I'm going to Cody's house tonight.
All right.
That does not happen anymore.
No, I still remember that era.
We were right at the end of that because right towards the end, they stopped all that.
Yo, I'm just going to code.
My mom said, I'm going to Cody's house.
And they'd be like, nope, you're not.
What?
I used to all the time.
Yeah, no, you can't just get on the bus now.
Anyway, so.
I can't either.
I try that all the time.
Or write a note deep bus.
They never let me get on a bus.
So you've got to get out of work early because, you know, you got some kind of appointment.
Go enjoy the sunshine is what we're saying.
You're allowed to.
Beautiful day ahead of us today here in central New York.
Soak it up while you can.
And your bosses lie to you.
Yeah, they lie to you all the times.
We do whatever you want.
Radio World, you're going to get the 90s and I from classic Nirvana.
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