The Show - HARDWARE PIE

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

What a strange night in CNY as even the Syracuse game had power outages. Will we ever get out of this winter hellscape? We got the oldest cockatiel. Plus, hardware store pies & so much more on a Thursdee.

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Thursday. What me?

Oh, good morning. I mean, not really great. It sucks out. It sucks. It sucks. It's demoralizing. I've entered winter psychosis. Yeah.

I posted on my social media last night that I just walk around Google Street View and look at places with grass and sun just to remember what grass and sun look like. I'll just go visit Brightback Park in Oswego. I'm Google Street View and be like, oh, that's what summertime looks like. Yeah. My brain has forgot. Look, what happened? I have nowhere else to put the snow.

My yard has nowhere else to plow snow, grow snow. No, no. I'm waiting on this snowblower part to get delivered so I can clear off some spots. Just don't understand. I didn't realize it was even going to be doing this. I didn't know we were getting more snow. No. Not at all.

It's to the point where, like, I go home and the reports are like, nah, no, we're good for snow. It's just going to be cold today. Yeah, yeah. And then I get eight inches. Right? Yeah. Holy cow.

It was very confusing. We had some power outages last night in the dome. I'll play those clips. So weird. You set up at your place it was having flickering? Yeah, little flickers never went out. But it was very weird, man. You have a conspiracy around it?

I don't know. The whole city? The whole city? In the city. Because there were multiple places. And then you can go on. If you go. It's some kind of main line at set of the news.

Yeah, I don't know. This is so weird how it much like spider webbed or something and affected a bunch of other places out and about around it or something. Customers across Central New York experienced two brief power outages Wednesday evening due to a fault of a transmission line. According to Jared Poventi, the transmission line located in southern Onondaga County is now operating normally as crews investigate what caused the two brief outages.

Right there in Lafayette. What happened? Did somebody trip over to plug? Did a deer? Somebody trip over to plug? Oh, maybe a deer after that. Got in there and exploded it. This was during the game last night.

Holding over his head is TT car to Ames very deep three. Left of the rim. No, Freeman runs down the rebound. He was in, in front of the line. He was in decided on the car to Ames very deep. like we're back online, so let's send you back to Matt Park and coach Jim Saddleing, guys. All right. Appreciate it, Dave, and quiet here in the dome right now.

This has been some kind of night. 83, 82, with 2.11 to go in overtime. And the scoreboard is out. That means the hanging scoreboard. It means the ribbon board. It looked old. It looked old, and they brought that wheeling thing out. And it means the video boards in the corner.

So they're all working on it. A lot of folks who know what they're doing. to get that done. The shot clock is kind of the issue of the scoreboard. They brought out at halftime. The mini board is working. The clocks

above the backboards are working. It was like a game from the 70s. He's salad, his crew, everybody here at Courtside, doing the best they could to be on top of it, but the game will resume here in a moment. And they wield out that old school scoreboard? Yep.

I don't know. I kind of, I was listening to it. I went to bed at like 845 and I just listened to it. It was just dark. It was cool. It was just dark. Was it scary to be in the dome? Ooh. Because you could see.

I don't know who if we had anybody, like who was in the box, but it was black. Oh, yeah. If you saw it on TV, it was blacked out. So I would like to see what it looked like or know what it looked like if Scott was up there or something. Some photos. So, you know, never a boring moment here in Central New York. I don't know what knocked that line out, but hey, we're back. Who knows?

We've got our Australian viewers watching us again. Good morning. Hello, Newsie. Maybe a big effing eagle swooped down on that and like dropped a salamond or something and exploded a line. That Budweiser eagle from the Clydesdale commercial. Oh, it dropped the horse. It was carrying the horse and it dropped it on the power lines. That made sense.

That's what I've heard. That's the rumor going around. Because people are saying it. I don't know. I'm just asking questions. Twitch. Dot TV slash K-E-Roxy-N-Y. All right.

All right. Let's do it. Let's stay positive here. We got to lean on each other. Because we're all entering winter psychosis. And all of our brains are broken. And all we got each other now. Okay.

I liked it. I don't like it anymore. Other than go down that hill. I don't like it anymore. So far, I'm okay this winter. I can't. Other than walk. There's no room around my vehicles at home to,

get to brush them off. I try to brush off my vehicle and my wife's vehicle when I leave for work. I can't get around them now. That's the biggest. The snow has been packed in. I have nowhere to more to put snow. That's what sucks the most for me in the morning is that I'm always the first to leave. So nobody is like moved, you know, their spot so that I can stand in that while I brush off the cart. Nope, it's always standing in six inches of snow all the way around. Then you're brushing it off and then that's all over you. And I see y'all on your snowmobiles having a great time. I'm glad for you. You're making the of it, but now I'm good.

I think I'm good with the snow now. Yeah, I mean, I'm okay. And I know we're not done. We got a lot left. Hoy, hoi, happy Thursday. That means tonight. Ooh, it was exactly my voice. Like the ghost box.

It said it back to me. 7 o'clock tonight on Twitch. On Coco Popes. The show, too dangerous for radio. Roddy by Joe's buds and East Coast Emerald. Smirkin'Berker tonight at seven. A little one. Shout out to our snow fighters out there.

and um yeah velasco that hill was awesome they're doing a great job they're doing the best they can and i know one of our snow fighters from the town of scruple is saying hey guys we're doing our best out here i got a couple new employees i got some old timers no you don't need to apologize as we know you're past isn't good enough and i would like to speak with your managers you're on the edge out there and ever since my uncle chuck retired they just can't get it done the way they used to that's what i heard that's what i heard uncle chuck was keeping it all together yep they know that the town of scruples soon as chuck left It was game over.

It was out of there. They knew. No, we love our snow fighters. You're doing. Oh, yeah, it's fine. We know that it's not an easy gig. No, you have to do. Think about it.

No joke. Got to do all the roads. All the roads. It's not like, yeah, you're just plowing the roads. It's all the roads. And they're never home. There's so many roads. My father-in-law was the highway superintendent and Granby for years and years and

years. And before that, my wife's grandfather was the highway superintendent. A bunch of superintendents. And the majority of their family stories are like, yeah, we were having Christmas, but you weren't home. Yep. Or we were having that birthday, but you weren't home for it because you were out clear it and snow. They had to go do something.

So I know how hard it is to be out there clearing these roads and we certainly appreciate you. But enough is enough. Enough is enough. Take it and it's too long to get the side of the medians. Is there anything in your stupid farmer's book that says when this is done? Does it give us an ending? Like, hey, Springle. No, that doesn't say anything like that?

Usually it doesn't, it's just kind of, when it ends, it ends. Prepare for an early spring. No, I mean, it's supposed to be, it'll tell you, I can't remember what it is now, but I can look, it's like the, I think the end is supposed to happen fairly soon. I think it's supposed to be a drier spring, and they usually give you a month by month,

and I can't remember, but I think May or March said it was supposed to be a little drier than usual. So, I mean, maybe like another, another month? Okay. Maybe. Probably not, though. I'm trying to find that optimism in there.

I'm digging deep, guys. Let's see. I'm digging deep. Colder air with snowiest periods arriving in early February. All right. Okay. So this is early February, but...

Okay. Let's see. Temperatures will be above normal for the whole season, which they... Other than the freezing days, it hasn't been as cold. It's just been snowy.

Mm-hmm. So they have been... above normal, I think, for the season with the coldest periods in early January end, which we did it, we already did it. And late February. Shut up. So we're going to get, maybe get through the snow and then. Okay.

Let's see, what does early spring say? Maybe that's different. Well, I'll tell you about while you're looking that up. Some periods of lingering cold are possible in early spring. I can live with cold. It predicts a warmer than usual spring with below average. rainfall offering a welcome break from winter. Okay. Okay.

Let's pray that your book is right. And then it says May is expected to be especially warm. So that means everything else was talking about like March and April. Okay. Okay. Okay. Knock on. Let's put that, let's put those vibes out there. Yeah. Put those vibes out there. I'm in. Good.

Let me introduce you to Sunny, a 33-year-old cockatiel from Northbrook, Illinois, officially recognized as the world's oldest living bird of its species. Oh. Cockatiels aren't the parrots that live for like 100 years then, right? Maybe it is. Because I thought that's what it was. Like I thought those... Oh, no, they're the little like...

They're the little guys, right? Mohawky fellas. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. The record was established when Sunny was 32. Yep. Now he's 33. Turn 33 on January 10th. He is officially the oldest cockatiel ever.

Okay, that's fine. He has learned how to whistle songs from Bridge over the River Kwai and the Andy Griffith theme. Oh, man. Hold its owner. His vocabulary has diminished in his older years. Because it's a bird. It's a bird.

It's not like it's grandpa. It's a bird. Yeah, you don't say too much no more. Yeah. Oh, what was he saying before? A lot. He'd wax poetic all day long, and then he would just go on and on. He'd never shut up.

Sonny remains paper trained and spends most of his waking hours in cage on perches watching television. Yeah, they like that stuff. She credits his longevity, the owner does, to health, to healthy diet and social engagement. I was watching this guy on TikTok who also has pet birds and he was doing this thing where he would let him out of their cage. They must have been trained. They would let him out of their cage and he would just ride his bike and they'd fly right next to his head. Like you would take a dog for a walk.

He would take his birds for a fly. Yeah, I can see that. And they were just whipping right along. And they're like, we love this. But like, I guess because the food's at home, right? So the bird wouldn't be like, I'm out of here. I think sometimes they do, and that's why you see probably like, you know, the ones that are lost and stuff like that.

But usually a lot of them are. Pretty bird. Like you said, they know where their whatnots are. Pretty bird. Yeah, because I'm thinking if I'm a bird and you just let me out of the cage. I'm gone. And you let me out of the house. Yeah, that's it.

I'm out of here, but I wouldn't survive in these streets. Yeah. They're not street birds. These are, these are domesticated birds. I know some of those birds and they just use the harness. Oh, when they take them out? They'll go for walks. They have bird harnesses.

That's cute. Does it fly or just like hop along? Many, they don't fly fly, but they'll fly. I'm like a bird. I don't fly away. Because I know where my home ain't. Oh. I'd forgotten for a minute.

Rest in peace, James Vanderbeek. This made me actually sit down. I know. That's a hard one, man. People we, our age are dying now. Because I saw it scroll across the screen on TV and I went, what? I mean, I knew he was really, really sick.

Like, really sick. He had, like, mega cancer or something. I don't know what. It was, like, one of the bad ones. I think it was, like, him and Brad Arnold. I think they had, like, similar, like, the two of the really bad ones. There's not much hope.

James Vanderbeek passing away at the age of 48. So young. So young. Best known as the star of Dawson's Creek, Cody's favorite show. Colorectal cancer. Yeah. Get your colon.

colonoscopies, friends. Your buttholes checked. There is a severe, and this isn't, I gotta get serious with you for a minute. Our generation is having a severe spike in colorectal cancer. I don't know if it's a dietitian, like a diet thing. I don't know if it's a, probably.

Maybe we grew up a more processed foods. Maybe we're not eating the right diets. I don't know what it is. All the things you're saying, I would imagine, are big yeses. But people our age are getting diagnosed with colorectal cancer at an exponential rate. It is a serious

pandemic in a way. So please get your colonoscopies, get your endoscopies, get checked. It's really not that bad. Don't be a baby about it. And think about it. You're getting a professional to get, you know, fingers in the butt.

It's not even, that's the camera. Fingers is just prostate. You want that popofal nap. But that's, yes, yes. You want that fart room. You want to get it all looked out. And I will tell you from first-hand experience when they say,

we pulled some, we biopsy and a couple things in there and you're like, oh, okay, and then you get your little report that says benign, you go good. Good for three years. In my case, I go every three years. You know? So get in there. Processed meats.

We're not eating enough fiber. Take your fibers. I got my fiber pills. I take my fiber. I know that bear worm RFK tells her just eats steaks all day. That ain't a good approach. I also did a lot of heroin. Yeah, he's eating yogurts and steaks.

My brain more meat. Mix it up a little bit. It's dead. Very, very sad. You're spreading misinformation I'm going to see. Very, very sad. Exactly, Garrett's right. Colonoscopies are like a vacation for me.

Big nap, big fart room. It's all my favorite things. And doesn't someone have to come get you? So then you don't even have to drive? You got to get a ride home. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's like the second best part is that you don't have to drive yourself?

I love being a passenger. Colanoscopies, and yes, put that on a t-shirt. Fuzz is right. Josh cares about your butthole. I really do. He does. Um, it really, colonoscopy day really is a vacation day for me. Because the prep, I don't mind.

I know the people make a big deal out of the prep. When you've got IBS, you're used to diarrhea. It's not a big deal. Yeah, no, it just, it would be a regular day. You'd be like, oh, this is a normal bad day, great. The worst part of my opinion is not getting to eat for like 48 hours. You're starving. I'm starving.

Yeah. But that. But that. But that. You go in that morning. Don't be an idiot like me in book a 1 o'clock. colonoscopy. Good it early.

Right. Done it early. You get up. You're as empty as you're ever going to be. Yep. So that feels great. Yep. Weigh yourself that morning.

It feels good about yourself. Look at how I'm so late I am. I poop out of there. And you're going to go in. You're going to get, and I know it's weird to put on like that, you know, robe and be naked in a bed. Yeah, I don't even care. It's kind of relaxing.

I don't care about that. Yeah. So then you get naked in a bed. They put an IV in you. and you get the best drugs. I'm telling you the best drugs. Yep. It's only going to last about 30 minutes,

but it's the best drugs. There's a reason Michael Jackson was addicted to it. And then you wake up, you get all the air out of you. You're going to have the most fulfilling fart of your life. And then you go have a meal, my friends, that tops, because you haven't eaten in 48 hours. And you're the emptiest you've ever been.

You go get a meal. And you just farted the fartiest fart you've ever farted. And your mother and, gonna be like Josh, don't eat greasy foods. She doesn't know what she's talking about. Get a big old pizza. She wasn't a nurse. Get a barrette.

She was not in health care for her entire career. You don't know. Tam doesn't know what she's talking about. She says, Josh, always take it easy when you come out. You don't want to. Okay, Dan. Okay, I'm eating a whole pizza. And I'm gonna chase it with some wings.

They don't call it the big New Yorker for the reason. I'm getting in on this, all right? And then that warm hospital blanket. Oh, it's just so good. It's so good. So listen. A warm hospital blanket? Oh, they've heated blankets.

Oh, okay. It's a spa day for your bottle. See, I'm usually there for trauma. Oh, yeah, you're... I don't usually, I don't remember the things of that nature. So a warm blanket. Hell yeah, all right. Yes, yeah.

You are, you're not used to going into a hospital voluntarily. Usually you're there because something has gone sideways. It's a forceful visit. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I don't know, man. I've been chasing that Propa fall high for a real long time, but it's worth it. And then you feel better about yourself. And then you can go on with your day. All right?

Yep. And get them hoodies checked too. Get all your parts checked. All of them. All right. Line up at the door. Everyone. We're checking your butts and your hooters. Cody's doing hooters. We're just rolling. Do it for James. Right? Do it for James. Because now we're three coyotes down. Billy Bob died. Yeah. James died and then the other Paul Walker died. So he doesn't want to.

to see your life cut short. He doesn't want you to end your life. Do it for James. I'm going to have to watch that movie now. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. And some Dawson.

Me and my buddy were talking because obviously B.K. and I, that's for four years. Yeah, why was Dawson Creek your college show? It was just on. Yeah. It was on TBS for hours a day. Mm-hmm.

Like three hours a day was just Dawson and Pacey and all of the crew. And you liked it. And it was on like the perfect times when we didn't have class. We used to skip class sometimes. To finish up a Dawson. Well it would be like this is like

one would come on. That would be a good one. He'd be like, you're going to skip this Dawson? Yeah. You're right. You can't skip this Dawson. And then you wouldn't. And then you just wouldn't. No, Cody texted me. He's like, I'm actually sad about it. Yeah. It made me legit sad. I was like it's not a fair comparison, but it is.

I agree. It's fair. It's like how I felt when Jim Barney died. That's absolutely. When Ernest died, I was like, oh, I don't know Ernest, but he meant a lot to me. I saw it, and I actually did that, like, you sat down on the couch and you're like, oh. Yeah, and it's really hard when, you know, you start to see people your age passing away from stuff. So, yeah. Again, I'm going to keep beating that drum. Get your bees checked.

Get your boobies check. Get all your parts checked, all right? Yep. Puka, Bella. I'm sure you've noticed some changes. How you talking to? I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins. You know, because they'll... Be fine in the spacious third row seat.

But twins... Can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade. And what about the... Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds? I guess you're right. Can we go to the hospital now? The contractions are getting closer. The three-row Lexus TX.

Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Cocoa Puffs tonight at 7 o'clock. Oh, you're going to do anything valentimey days? I don't know. See if East Coast has any Valentine's stuff? I'll see what old Scotty has got and whatnot. Scottie too hotty over there?

But there's not really anything I was looking around. Like there's nothing to smirk out of. You know what I mean? There wasn't really anything to, for like, Valentine's. There's weird little, I don't want to just do a very easy chocolate heart. I already did the Snowman. Just do a regular show. So it'll just be Valentine's theme.

You know how it goes. Of course, thanks to our friends at East Coast Emeralds and Joe's buds, providing tonight's products, you know. I think some of that oil is still in my belly button, but it's, I think it might be out by now. No, it's not sticky anymore. Why, how did you get in your belly button? I missed that part.

You can put that RSO oil in your belly button. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, you have to Google it. It's one of the ways that. Did I miss a part? Did you do that on Cocoa Post? Did I miss it? I did it.

It was fast, so maybe. I think as long as we don't say a brain, we can talk, a brand. I think we're a lot of talk about RSO. Yeah. Because it's a product, but we're not talking about a brand. It's just his name. I'm just saying the letters. RSO is a highly concentrated product.

Yes. That people always try and they go way too hard because I read plenty of comments on Reddit to people who have gone far too hard. So last week you put it in your belly button? Mm-hmm. Did it work? I don't think I did. Got to go in your behole.

Enough. Here you go. Talk to B-holes again. Two breaks in a row. Talking about B-holes. But it's, I can't, I can't pronounce any of this stuff. But it's,

it's supposed to do things for, you know, cramps and- Super highly concentrated. Yep. I mean, you gotta think. RSO stands for like Rick Smith oil. Simpson. Simpson.

Yeah, that's a guy that invented it. At the very base level, everything, I mean, everything is closed, but, you know, we're getting our nutrients before. Oh, my little belly button. And I think it would work well for me

because I have the deepest belly button the world's ever seen. Wow. Like, let me get all the way in there. But there's no, like, I guess there are, oh, wow, that is really deep belly button. I guess there are pores and stuff in there that it could go in. But it's one of the... Where did you read put it in your belly button?

Well, I was told there at the... At Joe's Buds, but then I also Googled it just to make sure, because, you know, do little research first. And you just put a little bit and you massage it. it in there. Well, that's interesting. Is it sticky in there now? It was just because I left it. I'm assuming people maybe get it out of there after. Oh, maybe you should just try. But I just left it for a long time because I didn't care. It was catching all my belly button lit and then I was just pulling her out. Maybe you should try the, probably the grossest phrase I've

heard in a while, but you should try like putting it on a little peanut butter. That's what I see people do. Yeah, I used to put it with my... You've got it before? This wasn't the first time. Okay. Yeah. But yeah, because I didn't know that it, that's another thing, sublingual is another way that people do it and I was like, under your tongue or whatever. Okay, good doing. So. Very good. So if you're looking for that. Well, we're missing out on a whole trend on the West Coast,

but is apparently Ace Hardware out West has frozen pies, and they're going viral on TikTok? What? You love a hand pie? Yeah. You ain't kidding. Those are the best. But I guess these are like,

well, Boston Cream hand pie, bro. Ace Hardware on the West Coast. Ace Hardware. Has partnered with best. The pie company. Okay. And started selling pies at Ace Hardware. And according to people on TikTok, their bomb-ass pies.

Flavors include. Hold on. More than 20 different flavors. Apricot, boise and berry, rhubarb, peach, blueberry. Blueberry. Muffins. What, but I, my brain won't get past the Ace Hardware part. Mm-hmm.

Why? I guess I don't know. Aren't they the helpful play? Helpful hardware folks. Helpful hardware folks, yeah. Maybe they just are the ones who are like, yeah, we'll carry them, whatever. We're helpful. So here's a pie?

Are they all independently owned so they're allowed to do whatever they want out there? Right? That's just a weird side venture for a tool store. They're only in California and Nevada right now. Does this guy? I hope he doesn't swear. Let me see. Even better. Blackberry, apricot.

Blackberry. I hope he does. Talking about pies. I'm going to go strawberry. Barb. I saw this last time I was here because I go to Ace Hardware. And it's a full pie. It was also only 1899, which I think is a good deal. 19 bucks for a pie. Is that a lot? I don't know what the pie economy is like right now. Oh my God. Yeah, that's expensive. It is? I mean, frozen pie.

Maybe if you go to like a whole, like a big, you know, bakery, homemade bakery or whatever, but, you know, just like a regular Walmart or tops or something. I think I don't like they're 20 bucks, bro. See, I got to tell my boy, uh, I got to tell my boy, uh, I got to tell my boy John. Thomas up a right way to start stocking pies. Hardware stores need pies. I mean, I guess. Chris says, dude, as a previous contractor, I would eat the ass out of these pies if there's pies in a hardware store. Yeah, see, Dune's Hunger Boys shop there. Hunger boys do shop there, but then you got to put it in an oven. You got to make it. It's just weird where it's like, yeah, I'm going to head on over to Tarson Pool and Spa. Why?

Oh, well, they've got good cheeseburgers. They got the best buffet. They have the best lunch buffet you're ever going to have. Right? Yeah, I guess I can see that, but also, like, you could make that argument out of gas stations. Like, why does this gas station need to sell X, Y, Z, or whatever, you know? I guess. It's your one-stop shop. I guess.

Just pie is a weird first jumping off point. People are saying that $10 is about a reasonable price for a pie. I agree. Yeah. I agree. But, I mean, okay. All right. Text line says, listen, we're not all making Mike won money.

That is an expensive pie. $19. Now I know. I don't follow the pie economy. I'm sorry. He's out here just paying whatever for pies. Must be nice, bud. Who's your pie guy? You're getting ripped off. Doesn't even look at the price. I don't need to. I don't need to. Doesn't matter. No, I bought $50.

I bought $50 worth of frozen stromboli last night. Chichen tromboli. Don't tell them where I get them. Because I swear to God, if I can't buy these things, what do we call it? It's my tism. Food at the moment. It's my like super. I can't remember now.

Yeah, it's that, though, but it's your food focused for the time being. There's a food, and I'm not giving much information. Yeah. Because it was already slim pickings yesterday when I tracked them down. But it's my hyperfixation. Yeah, there's a certain stromboli. Yeah. That comes frozen at a grocery store.

It's my favorite. I sat there after Whiskey Wednesday last night and warmed these up. How do you warm them? Air fry. Air fryer? 18 minutes. 300 degrees, 18 minutes. I'm not going to say it brought tears to my eyes, but I was so emotional.

I hope not. Over how good these stromboles are. He cried over chicken. Nah, I did steak and cheese last night. Oh, you did steak and all get out. Oh, I bought seven boxes yesterday. Jesus Christ. Because the store they're at, I can't go to very often.

Your poor wife's going to come home with groceries and be like, you're going to hear from the back. Josh, what is this? No, I'm living off frozen stromboli's right now. Oh, my God. I'm living off frozen stromboles. I'm probably haven't for lunch today. How many are in a box?

Two. That's it? But they're like this big. They're like the size of a little bigger than a baseball. All right, so seven boxes isn't worse. And then you pop them out of there, bro. Oh, my God. They're better than hot pockets.

They're better than everything you're taxing in right now. Yep. I need them right now if I could. They got buffalo chicken, steak and cheese. There was another one that they didn't even know existed until I was there yesterday. Oh, what? It was a pepperoni and cheese one, and I'm thinking, hmm, that might be good when I'm feeling a little pepperoni and cheese. That's what I want my next egg roll to be, but I'm nervous about how to deep fry cheese.

And then he's making homemade egg rolls at home last night. I was crushing. With what rotissory chicken? I went and got a rotissory chicken. And a bunch of them had rotissory chicken and some spices and a little cheese. And then a bunch of other ones, what I did was made a thing of like those bag of rice things. Like the creamy chicken rice or whatever and made that and put that in with a bunch of them. So it was like rotissory chicken and rice.

What are you doing? And I did fry them 100% better. Done the air fryer. Yep. And didn't stink or nothing. No, didn't stink or nothing. That's the problem with frying stuff in the house is it can stink up the Because you didn't, you don't need a lot of the oil and it's only the egg roll wraps.

You're not like deep frying, you know, spices and chicken and all that. Or like a chicken breast or something. Yeah, it's all just, you know, wrapped up in that. So it's just the, you know, over the, whatever an egg roll is made out of. Dude. Not what I'm saying that. I don't have any idea what an egg roll is made out of it. Yeah, what is that shell?

Is that a flour? Yeah, flower and. Because you just buy the egg roll wraps, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a dough pack? Yeah. That's a lot easier. I don't know how to make.

And then what was your trick to seal them? You were doing something? You just take a little water. Take a little water. And it seals them all up. Okay. The, the easiness of it,

once you start getting them. I can show you in Twitch. They looked incredible. Yeah, I'll say, I got it somewhere. Yeah, I'll show them. He's killing it. He's killing it in the egg roll game right now.

I'm egg rolling. I'm on an egg roll. Ah, and I'm on a strombole. Stromb roll. Nah, here's a better. I know I talk a big talk. I know I do. I know why too.

but I can have dreams and fantasies, can I? No. I can believe that maybe someday. No. Oh, okay. Joe's got a good point. Dude, you can't stand in the kitchen without injuring yourself. What the hell's going to happen when you start ripping trails?

Right, that's true. Just go slow and walk those trails first. This is the time of year, and I'm very predictable like this. Mm-hmm. When we reach, like, this part of my winter psychosis where I start fantasizing about summer activities. and what I wanted to do in the summer. Yeah. Like fishing boats started that way.

And I got that row boat. Now I can get out there in the fishing boat. And now I'm thinking about that e-bike I've always wanted to get. And I want to go explore some trails. And I just kind of want an e-bike that I can put a fishing pole on the back of, go rip around some trails, find some water and fish. That's all I want to do. I mean, that's not a bad dream.

You just have to do it. I got to do it. I got to do it. Saying it is one thing. Because I can always talk myself out of things. Yeah. You just got to go do it. So yeah, I probably won't do it.

You're right. You're right. I just got to silence the brain fraggles. They're saying a lot. I think I blame a lot of it on winter, but there's a lot of anxiety bouncing around my head, a lot of worst case scenarios. It's been a stressful few months.

And I got to silence those voices. So maybe he's riding a bike in the woods will do it. Yeah. Or like Sarah said in chat. Makes a louder. They can make them louder. And then you never see me again. I mean, yeah, that could be it.

He took his e-bike out in the woods. and we've never seen him again. We don't know where he went. Nah, we'd have to find you. We don't know. He'd found my bones. We'd get a helicopter. Yeah.

Get a drone. Like a dog. Where is he? We spotted him. Uh-huh. He's huddled down a tree. Speaking of drones, did you see that we finally took down those dangerous party balloons at the Mexican border? Did you follow any of that news about how we shut down the airport?

Were we talking about that in here yesterday? What? So, maybe I guess two days ago, they shut down the El Paso, like, airspace. For 10 days. They were like, you can't do this. It threw airlines into like a tizzy because they're like, what the hell's going on? Yeah, we kind of got to fly into that place. It's like one of the busiest airports that down there.

And they're like, all right. So airlines started issuing like vouchers. They're like, I guess we can't fly in there. Well, much like everything in our government right now, it seems like, oh, okay, now you can do it. Did they just, no. Reverse course immediately. Yep.

And the reports were like, the New York Times was like, yeah, we were doing drone testing, or there were Mexican cartel drones, bringing drugs over the border. There were all these things about drones. Okay. Turns out it was a party balloon that was just floating over the, floating over the border and we shot it down. So because of that, they freaked out and shut down an entire airport for over a week? They didn't shut down for positive.

They said it was. It was only shut down for like maybe 12 hours. But they said it was. But they wanted to. Because they didn't know what an object was? Yeah. Yeah, okay. That's not overreacting.

That's fine. Road Rules star Sean Duffy says the FAA acted swiftly to address a cartel drone incursion. The threat has been neutralized and there is no danger to commercial travel. The restrictions have been lifted and normal flights are resuming. So, you guys remember when I was on TV? Got them party balloons on the sky. Man.

Got them party balloons. I mean, I wouldn't even need to have shut it down. Just blast it with your lasers. Start blasting. Just come out there, start blasting, and then you'd be good to go. Be like, all right, we got them. And I'm like, I wouldn't think, I don't think that, oh, let me sit, let me put this phrase together in my sentence.

I would imagine the Mexican drug cartels have been using drones. Like, that seems pretty easy. Yeah, I mean If they're just trying to get drugs over the border Wouldn't the cartels be like Right Zipping right over? It seems like it

But I feel like they're more interested in moving much larger amounts Oh, yeah But I mean If there's a, you know Balloon around you, I'm telling you right now I'll pop it I'll pop that balloon right this minute Don't even toy with me

I'll buy that balloon El Paso International Airport Was shut down briefly Yesterday after the U.S. military Used a high-powered laser to shoot down what was believed to be a Mexican cartel drone. It was actually just a party balloon. I want to see more about these high-powered lasers.

I was just going to say, I was watching a video. Is that like the same thing that I was watching the video of it? And it said, this guy ruins the party for everyone. And he was like shooting fireworks before they were going off with a laser and it was making it so they didn't go off. Oh, that's a real thing? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's real anymore when comes to video of the stuff.

So I'm like, all right. There aren't lasers you can make. People do make them. They're extremely dangerous because... It was just a big green laser. Well, it doesn't stop. So it's not like... It doesn't stop until it destroys everything in front of it. Yeah.

So it's gonna keep burning into things. So say, I'm gonna shoot that, you know, a balloon. That laser keeps going. I don't know what's behind it. Remember how big those were for a while? Laser pointers? They still are. But I mean, it was like huge for a while.

Yeah, we went through an arrow where you were like getting silly tips, so whatever. I mean, those ones I would get now, the one with the wiener, the wiener laser pointer. Those are fun. That's hilarious. But man, yeah, they used to be, like, they'd have to warn you before wrestling and stuff when you were out watching, like, a WWU vet. That somebody might shoot lasers? Like, please do not point laser pointers. What happened?

Why were they so popular for a while and they went away? I don't know. Everybody had a laser pointer. Because I think the word of laser is being misused here because they weren't actual lasers. They were just... Bright light pointer. Yeah, super focused red light. But it was just very weird.

It was a weird period of time. Where everybody had one. And they were annoying. And people were pointing them at airplanes and stuff. And you can go to jail for that. Yep. We mostly used them for the cats. Yes.

Laser pointer with the cats. That. So does Joe and chat. We, it was a jughead thing as well. To the point where you couldn't move, like there was a thing that connected. Like if you jiggle your keys at all, you had to be careful because he would come running and he was so obsessed that it was like a bad, it was a bad thing.

What do you mean? Like he hated it? No, yes, but he loved it so much that he was obsessed. And it was attached to keys so he thought if he heard keys?

Well, he heard that noise, then he would come sprinting and it was like, it got to be a problem. Like he was too obsessed with it? Yes, it was really bad. But what was he addicted to?

Just the idea of chasing it. Yes, he wanted to chase the laser. Okay. That's what I did in the backyard with him. Like in the, when I was like, all right, he's got to go run around.

I would. I wish Freddy would chase a later. That would be awesome. It was hilarious. All right. Well, we got those party city balloons out of the sky. Go, don't worry about that. Now, here's the good news.

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Come get them. I don't want them just to die in here. If you win, Utica winners, you can go to our landmark building studio, Syracuse area winners. You come down to Ermerie Square. Watching a little. Little, uh. Widow early, a little, uh, little, uh, little.

I was watching a little more curling yesterday. Yesterday was the men's. I didn't see who won, did you? No, I was watching, um, the snowboarding. Oh, what was snowboarding yesterday? They did the half pipe, just like the qualifying, and even the announcers were going nuts.

They were doing the craziest tricks. I almost feel like they all got together before, and they were like, let's go nuts. Let's go crazy out there. Now it made me look it up Friday at 1.30, unless you want to watch it at nighttime, is the finals, and that's going to be insane.

I'm really enjoying the Olympics this year. I'm trying. I'm trying, because there's nothing else. and it's on during the middle of the day. It's perfect. I like how, what's that ice skater? Everybody likes now? The Quadmaster or something.

I don't know anybody's names. I don't either, but I really, I'm just enjoying, oh, the Americans one curling, nice. I just like it because it's like we're in the dough drums of the ho drums, dough, whatever it is of wintertime. And it's just silly. It's, the Olympics are silly. Stop.

I mean, it's very impressive. These are all the best athletes ever. But Jim, I'm watching people ice skate. I'm watching curling. like it's all silly. It's great. You're all more athletic than me. Yeah.

Well, sports is a silly thing. Sports is silly. Yeah. I'm watching guys scoot little rocks. I'm watching guys see who can fast. Like, the speed skating thing is literally two kids going, I bet I can go faster than you.

No, you can't. No, they're gone. Oh, this guy. Amelit is the quad guy? That's the one that you said looks like. He looks like a Blades of Glory guy. Who does he skate for?

John Hater. Um People love him He did like a backflip and stuff His name sounds Italian Is he Italian? But it's like It's like

It's just all so silly And I like it So I was watching curling yesterday And that was enjoyable He was American He is? Says American Hell yeah

USA baby Quad God Does he got Oh it doesn't have Quad So Google has released What their most Googled Olympics

Questions are this This year People who Google Things related to the Because they're watching things. You're watching sports that you've probably never watched. No. Probably don't watch a lot of biathlon coverage and into the time of your life.

Well, that's what's hilarious about all the Olympic games. I'm not watching, well, I mean, other than like some hockey, basketball, blah, blah, blah. I'm not watching any of these summer or winter at other times. I don't watch figure skating. No. I don't watch skiing. My life does like figure skating. I don't watch track and field.

A lot of people do like figure skating. But none of, I don't like any of that. I'm not out this July. I'm not going to be looking for the, you know, world pole vaulting championships. No. But Olympic times, I'm in. You're damn right. I'm in.

We've got to get that metal count up. See, exactly. Katie says he's the quad god because he can hit the quad axle. Oh, okay. See, that's the thing I wouldn't care about any other time of the year, but right now, I'm in. I'm in. What do you got? More curling today?

A little bit, a little bit. So here's your most Googled questions we can answer them for you right now. Probably what is inserts for name? Basically. No, why do ice skaters wear gloves? Because it's cold. That's exactly the reason. Just keep their hands warm.

Yeah. But also protect from falls. Sometimes they're just part of their costume. Yeah, yeah, they have fancy costumes. You want gloved hands. I mean, show them off. I wear my gloves. Why do speed skaters wear glasses?

Because the ice gets flying up and it'll go into their eyes. Yeah, you're so smart at this. I just thought aerodynamics. No, that'll probably like shred your eyeballs. I guess the skaters, if you get behind a skater, it's kick. ice chunks in your face. Yeah. Uh-uh.

So they wear the glasses to protect their eyes from ice and wind. Cuteest costume always wins Ben and chat. I agree. How do you steer in luge? Ooh.

I don't even know. Let me say. It's probably something to do with leaning and weight distribution. Mostly with your calves, shoulders, and shifting your weight. But I don't know. The sleds do have handles,

but they don't really do anything. Okay. You just kind of anchor yourself with the handles on little tiny movements. Another super silly sport. Yes. But it's impressive. Yes.

Like you're going down a hill super fast? Wicked dangerous too. I forgot. So dangerous. They were bringing it up. Like people die doing this. They do. It's very dangerous.

Geez. How fast do snowboarders go in big air? Ooh. 17 miles per hour. 50. They're going 50 miles an hour on that freaking hell, dude. 50.

I saw the cutest video a mom posted And I don't know any of the athletes' names So I apologize Yeah, I know I don't know any of these Olympic athletes' names I'm sorry Because all these Olympic athletes Their parents are my age Yeah

Like they're in their 20s Because you're wicked old I'm wicked old So like this mom posted the sweetest video Where it's like One day your kid is gonna want to go over jumps on his skis And it's like a little kid Goet Over jump

And then he keeps going over little or jump Bigger jump bigger jumps And it's all her same kid And then it cuts to him at the Olympics I'm gonna cry I'm going to cry. Oh. I'm literally crying.

All right, I'm back. He's okay. I just love it. He's the cast. That's a sweet video. How is curling scored? Spotchy on ice. I don't honestly understand it all.

I've tried to pay attention and watch where they go and how they land and in the middle of that thing. But I just don't know. Closest stone to the center gets you a point. Okay. If you have two closest stones, that's two. points, three closest. All right, so it is like we... You score it until you get to the next thing.

All right. So those are what people are Googling, looking forward to the Olympics. Today we got more curling action. I'm just, it's just fun that it's falling in the middle of the day. You can watch it. Oh, sister says she has a bobsled account.

Bopsled booties are very nice. They all got. They all got muscular bodies. They're Olympic athletes. Yeah, and isn't that crazy, Stella? All those stones have to come from this random Scottish island where like a volcano exploded. What?

You couldn't open a curling stone factory. Oh, I couldn't. Oh, really? Oh, okay. It's big words. It's a challenge. You don't have access to the stones that they need. I don't got the stones?

Oh, that's a challenge. That's weird. I didn't know that. No, it's like there's two different layers. So the top and the bottom have like a certain stone consistency. And then that center ring is the same stone but a different consistency. What the hell? You see, these are all things that don't matter except for a small window of time every four years.

Yep. Small, few weeks, every four years, we care about curling stones. Between the Super Bowl and Marsh Madness, we've got to do something. Gotta do something. I'll go nuts. Slide it right in there. I'm about to break. Good morning.

I'm bright good. Happy Coco Puffs Thursday tonight. It's 7 o'clock. Cody will go live on Twitch. dot TV slash K-Rock C&Y, courtesy of Joe's Buds and East Coast Emeralds. And just for showing up.

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That's fine. To add on that computer. But otherwise, we'll do it. Word. We'll do it. Cody. Yes. Today is a very special day.

You know what today is? You know what today is? I don't know. I like the music, though. Today is the 36th birthday of K-Rock. February 12th, 1990 WKLL launched in the Utica Roe Market. Nearly 40. Nearly 40.

I like them. Stevie Wonder, happy birthday. Oh, is that what this is? Stevie Wonder, happy birthday. Okay, that makes sense. I was going to say. Interesting song. Now when it launched, I would have been nine years old.

You would have 1990. But what was the? February 12th, 1990. I wasn't, because my birthday was in December, so I was, what, six? I guess so, yeah. We were just little babies. We're former babies. Five or six, yeah.

Cody and I are both former babies. Former babies. Former babies. What did they do? I forgot, Cousin Jay. They did a thing for K-Rock. I don't know what the first song played on K-Rock was. That would be a Mr. Levine question.

Wasn't it in their real? or something. No, I don't think rage was, Raid was it out in 1990. It was something else. Oh, that was the, they did a Utica. Yeah. K-L-L. I don't know what they did. I thought they did something where they played something for 24 hours or something. That would be a Mr. Crabs question. I don't remember that part of it. But I will tell you this, we have grown exponentially

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Okay. Because it's gross. Okay. But I like when these are like international news. Oh boy. Fatburgs. Oh, no. No.

No. No. No. That might be the world's grossest thing. It is. It really might be the world's. We got another one. Grossest thing.

that exists in the world that is the grossest thing it would be that grossest in the world If you don't know what a fat bird is It is what they call Basically when the sewer starts To make like a giant ball Of

oils and fats and hair I'm just gonna go in here I'm just gonna hide this I'm gonna make a little house out of my jacket I told you don't want to hear this And poopy Well since we've got so many Australian viewers who watch us

Another reason you don't flush your things. Yeah, dude wipes. Or any wipes. I'm not going to get sued by dude wipes, but any wipes should not be flushable. So let me tell you about our newest Fatberg, the size of four city buses, Cody, in Australia. Okay, it's not here. Okay, it's not here. You all got an Australian poopies, do you?

Sydney Water officials confirmed a massive Fatberg. Estimated to be the size of four city buses is currently in a wastewater treatment plant. Now they've had a problem. I want to... I can't... I feel bad even reading the story. Ten million dollars, you've got to lick the fatberg. Nope.

Well, ten million? Got to lick the fatberg. Yeah, I'd lick it. Like a, like a... Like a little pile out there. You just got a... Yep. I would do it for ten million?

I'm going to throw up. Ten million? That's a few money. I'm out the door. I need myself throw up. Yep. So, all right, Sydney, beautiful place to visit. I've never been. Of all the places I'll probably never travel to, Australia is going to be the top of that list.

Too far away. I'm not looking to fly over an ocean for 15 hours. I don't like being in planes for long. That would be insane. I'm not looking to do that. Rosa just got back from Australia. Yeah, I don't know. So Sydney's beautiful, has beautiful beaches.

In these last couple of years, they're like... It's more favorite place to go poo. They're like, well, the beaches are nice, but like the kids keep finding these like little black balls all over the beaches and they're picking them up and they're walking through them. I remember all that in the videos and all that and it's poopies. It's parts of the fatberg that broke off. Yep. Managing director, Darren Cleary said water flows. Skim the fatberg surface, breaking off small pieces of that fat bird and washing them up on the beach.

They initially thought there was maybe an oil spill or something. It's like tapioca. Nah, officials can safely say that you've been touching Fatberg Chunks. My bed. Fatberg Chunks is actually opening up. Officials cannot safely access the Fatberg right now. Sydney Water announced a January plan costing $2 billion to overhaul the entire system. Wow.

And hopefully no future Fatburgs. will appear. They got to poke it with a stick like you do break down a beaver dime. I'm going to do that there. We're going to poke it with a big pointy spot. So that's a nice gross thing to hear about it. Yeah, Nicholas says Sydney, Nebraska's actually a great visit if you want to come out there.

They got an abandoned Cabela's headquarters. Yeah, but how big is your Fatberg? How big is your Sidney Fatberg? I ain't going nowhere unless the Fatberg's size of a city bus. You'd lick a Fatberg for 10 mil. I don't know. Ten mil? That's just.

I don't know. It's just, I'm sure I'd say yes because of the money, but then once you get there, like, you're, like imagine if it was that the big snow pile that's out there. Now, imagine that's a poopberg and you're saying in front of it, and you have to just go up to it and just, yeah. Like, you're, you're going to be trepidacious. And then I wash my mouth out with mouthwash, spit it all over the road.

Yeah, you die immediately. Walk away with $10 million. Go get some shots. I think you die immediately. If you lick the fatberg. I think it's like instant death. I don't know, man. waking up every day in this weather.

Yeah. Thinking $10 million would move me to the West Coast. And I can just sleep in every day. Make Paul come in here and just board up for us while we're... And I can just sit on the beach somewhere nice and warm. Oceanside. Oh, what's that? Paul? The spot I'm broadcasting from isn't conducive because of the giant waves crashing in the background

on my warm sandy beach. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Let me step off into the part. of the resort where it's just maybe a little bit like a jungle instead. That way you can hear me better. Uh-huh. Oh, sorry.

Let me go into my quiet million-dollar recording room. Oh, what's that now? The macaws are being too loud. It's all a fantasy. Crazy. Yeah, Joe's right. That's how you get new TB 2.0. I'd get a whole new TV.

No one's ever even heard of. Licking a Faber. You can get the show on demand wherever you download your favorite podcasts. Type in K-Rock the show and boom, there we are. distilled down to about an hour, 15 minutes of just stupid, stupidness. And vibraslaps. And vibral slaps. Sure.

A little bit of... That was a good one. That was a good sustain on that one. Good vibraslap. Mm-hmm. Get some good slap it right there, bud. Mm-hmm. Top-not slapper.

You hear Flea's new album? Now... He's another top-not slapper. He is a top-not slapper. He's doing a solo album, and for those of you that don't know, Flea is like an accomplished trumpet player. Oh, okay. Because I know we mentioned here he was doing a jazz album.

He's doing a solo album. You could call a jazz. Sure. His first instrument was the trumpet. He played it growing up. And I don't know if he went to like a Juilliard for trumpet. I feel like he went to a really famous school for trumpet. Okay.

So he's finally getting around to releasing a solo album. Is it supposed to be a song? I don't know what song this is. Or is an original? This song's called Thinking About You. It could be like a. I didn't know if it was a. Could be a jazz standard.

I'm not. Oh, I didn't know if it was like, give it away, but trumpet. I like your concept way better than him. Right. He's going to do jazz standards. I think you're right. Do all red on chili peppers. Trumpet.

But trumpet version. Yep. You hear it. Right there. That was awesome. Exactly. And vibe. Yes.

You're welcome. I mean, I mean, come on. I mean, as a guy who has recently described. covered his love of Herb Alpert, the Tijuana Brass. I'll listen to this album. Give it away. I mean, yeah. I mean, he's got it. I, uh, I love

trumpet music. But that's very impressive to be able to compose trumpet music for an album. He's really talented. Jeez. Yeah. It's not a joke that I listen to Herb Alpert unironically in my car. I really enjoy easy listening. I don't know what's, I don't know what's

happened to me. Oh, man. He is no Chuck Mangione, who I also listen to in my car. Kinds of music except modern country. Otherwise, I'll jazz out to a little Herb Alpert. That's one of my favorites sketches. I love it. I love it. It is really. I love it.

A little Herb Alpert. Key it. Herb Alper, the Teowada Brass, Casino Royale. You are listening to your number one. I mean. Herb Albert's station. Damn right. This is K.Raw.

Cody's asking me if I got the thumbs up for tending to the house when my parents were gone. And I guess I think I did. One door unlocks another. I saw him the other day and he asked for his keys back and said thanks for getting the mail. Yep, which means you did a good job. Which I think I guess I passed. I don't know.

Which again, one door unlocks the other. It just leads right into the next absolutely ass-ind thing that that crazy old man does. Changed your locks. When you guys left for college. To bring the audience. The chat is insanity. Yes.

The answer is yes. I don't have keys to my to my child at home. I don't have keys to it. I don't have access to it. Which is insane. Because I don't live there anymore. And you don't even know

what could happen if I had access to the house. I mean, God forbid. So he gave me a set of keys. How would he know I wouldn't copy them? How would he know? You better not. I'm going to put that in his head.

Oh, I made a couple copies. In a couple of cows. Don't worry. Here you go. You don't need, I don't need these anymore. No, he gave me. He gave me a set of keys. So for those of you that didn't follow my whole.

I got the copy. Thank you. House sitting drama of the previous week. My parents went to Florida. They were back and safe and sound. Everybody had, I don't think they had a fun time. I don't think they're like being away from home that long, but they're back. And the weather is not Florida weather.

It was like 31, one of the days. So. Insane. They go down to Florida. I'm in charge of watching the house and the cat. I go over every two days. I couldn't drive. in the driveway because I would pack the snowdown.

You guys know that. I had to get the mail in the house every day. I had to get the packages in the house every day. I had to feed the cat every day. Yep. And then I had a, like Cody named it, the Hall of Scenario. So I had to get a flashlight and look all around. And go to different rooms where there could be burst pipes that have never burst.

But they're gone. It could. They're going to burst. It's on poor. So if you're going to be there when they do burst. you need to know how to handle it. So because I was in charge of that, he gave me a set of keys. I saw him on Monday at the basketball game and go,

can I get those keys back? Now remember, if you didn't know, it was three different options. Yes. There were two keys in a garage door opener. And if that failed, then I'm out of luck. The first key fails, then I have a second key for another door. Yes. If that key fails, then I can use the garage door opener and use a secret code

to get another key. He changed that code. He absolutely did. Yes. And Cody says, Well, you had to give them keys back, and I said, yeah, I don't have keys to my parents' house. I don't live there. Which is, it's, that's...

Because when we all moved out... And here is the most insane part. Me, my brother and my sister, when we all moved out, he changed the locks. Which is... Because he doesn't know how many keys are just out there in the universe. But, I mean... He and Tam Tam are in grave danger. Anybody can access the home at any point.

God knows what deviance. You never know. Sold it to some drug addict. Probably, I would imagine. That's what you mostly do. So, no, I don't have keys to my parents' house. John says, well, to be fair, do they have keys to your house? I don't think so.

That's different, though. But I also, they didn't grow up in my house. I grew up in theirs. My kids will always have access to my home. Yes, yes. I don't, I don't know. Did anybody else have this happen? There's got to be...

What, the parents? Your parents change your locks? One other person. but this is going to be a one percenter. There's no way many other people have had that happen where you left for college and your parents changed the loss. You know it's been real,

this has been a really eye-opening event for me because you've pointed out things about my life that I didn't think were weird. And now you've kind of like shined a light on, I'm nervous and tense all of the time because I was raised in a house where everything bad is going to happen at every moment.

But in a house also where nothing bad happened. And everything was safe. But may as well put the fear of God into these kids. Yeah. Because it hasn't happened yet. But the worst possible scenario will happen. It's just around the corner. I grew up in a house where the worst case scenario was just around the corner every day.

Even though it never happened. But if. If it happens, Josh. So I realize that about me. I've always been an anxious kid But just this home this house sitting thing Made me realize why I was so anxious And it's because of that

Everything's the worst case scenario Or just the little like Can't drive on the driveway if there's snow No because it'll pack the snowdown It'll ruin it It's not how ice works The other thing that I've learned is that I guess a lot of you have keys to your parents' homes

I didn't know that Obviously you have a home key to Debs house Right because you're there all the time Well that one's it's a we've got fancy, yes, there's one, but there's like a fancy punch code thing. Yeah, we have a punch. My house has a punch code. So if they need the code, I can give them the code.

But no, that, the having the no keys isn't too crazy. And I'm sure they'd give them to me, but I think it'd bother them a lot. But the changing the locks thing is. Cousin J, must be nice having keys to your parents' house. Sorry, Cousin J. Cousin J doesn't have any parents. Do you more, say that. Yeah, they're not having the keys to the parents.

isn't as weird. You should have access to your parents' house, everybody, but the change in the locks thing is the thing that I think nobody. And I honestly think if I asked for a set of keys, that would make them a nervous wreck. For what? To know that I could just access that house at any point. Why would you need to get in there for? What's in there? What's you doing? What'd you leave? No, I don't know. Maybe to check on my aging parents as they're in their 60s now. You never know what could happen. Yeah. You might need me to come in there. Well, it would never happen. I'll call you. If I need you, you don't know.

I'll call you and I'll unlock the door for you on your way over. It has just been such, so therapeutic for you guys to analyze this relationship I have. Because at least... And why I'm a wreck. But at least they're not bad things. You know, it's not like, well, Bob would beat us and put us in the basement because he didn't want us to spill juice on the rug. No. No, it's just he wouldn't let you park on the driveway because the ice ruins them.

Like, you know, at least it's... not bad stuff. It's quirky things. And it's things, like, this is a man who had the same job, his entire career. His job never changed. Yeah.

His home never changed. No. Knock on wood, nothing terrible ever happened. It's been 40 years of just smooth sailing. Because of the precautions. Because of the precautions. That's, that's the freaking rob, man.

Is how do I prove him wrong because everything's worked out? It's because, well, the precautions for a lot of things, yes, but there's no precautions you can take for, like, natural disasters that you can't take control of. You know, like, I don't know, like a lightning strike or a flood, you know what I mean?

Like, you can't really take, you know, caution or take precautions to stop, like. Health things, I guess. You can't do anything about that. But you can make sure that you don't ruin the driveway. with your one-ton vehicle. Yeah, I don't know, man. Stuff like that.

So the answer is I think I passed. I think I did all right. I believe I did. As far as we know. Cat was alive. Very well, cat. Only one. No one.

Oh, God. Hold on two. I'm just one. That's also true. Maybe now that you guys are gone, he changed the locks that way. We wouldn't interrupt sexy time. Billy Joel could be played on the reg.

I'd rather not think, I'd rather just, I'd rather just, I'd rather. I'd rather not walk in on that. Bigging of checking out the pumps. And that's the irony. He doesn't have a generator. He doesn't spend money on anything. It's not like he's got all these things.

Everything's duct taped together and really hanging on for his dear life. He saved money for when the apocalypse hits and he's prepared. Oh, they're going to be running to Bob when it's all when the ish hits the fan. Like there's parts of my childhood home that up until last week, I had not set foot in in probably 20 years. Like, that's no joke. I had not been in my parents' laundry room. Why would I have ever gone in that laundry room? I don't know.

So now I had to go check pumps in the laundry room for pipes at a burst. They were cold. Can I tell you? They were cold, though. I'm careful. There was a couple shocking parts about the laundry room. First of all, it's the same washer and dryer I used to use. Nice.

Damn, that's impressive. Usually. So he's kept those running. I just spent money on new washer and dryer. Damn. the door that would go from the laundry room to the garage has several layers of garbage bags and duct tape around it to not let any cold air in, I guess? I don't know. I don't know. He's done something that I'm sure makes sense in his head.

We're like the cable was coming. Oh, this is one thing about him too. He has, they have a roadrunner at the house. Okay. And the roadrunner cable goes into a box. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The box he has probably from 2004.

Yeah, more than likely. Because his reasoning is if he goes down to get a new box, they're going to charge him more. So he won't go. And my mom says, well, can I go? No, because you won't do it right. No, you don't do it right. So they have, so he's got this setup where there's like old school cable coming in through the laundry room ceiling and then that goes to this vintage box that he's still got,

that he's moved around, and there's just so much. Internet only works in their bathroom, but that's okay. It's fine. And my mother used to complain, because back when my grandma was living with them, rest in peace nanny, my mother couldn't get internet anymore in the house. And it would happen like once a day.

And every time she asked him, he would say, quote, they're working on the lines. Every day? Every day. No, they're not. You're using a cable box. You're working on those lines.

Because if he goes down to swap the box, he's going to argue with the guy and then... I just fix this one. Sir, that's a 25-year-old box. And I didn't get involved with it because I was hearing a little bit about the trip behind me. I got to ask my mom this. This might be a damn calls in for this. Because I got to know. Yeah.

Apparently. And thank God he was seated. next to my mother-in-law on Monday's basketball game. Oh, boy. Because she loves to chat, and he loves to chat. Yeah. And he had to talk all about the trip. There was at some point, I gather, he went to a gas station.

Cousin Jay is going to understand all this. He went to a gas station. Something happened where the pump charged him $50, but then the pump didn't work. So he went inside to some probably 17-year-old. Yeah. And demanded $50 cash. to which the attendant says, I can't give you $15 cash.

Yeah. And he goes, well, y'all just took $50 from me. I want $50 cash. They're like, it doesn't work that way. We can just refund your card. And there's a whole back and forth

that I don't know what happened where he was demanding cash. On the register. You just give me a $50 bill. We'll call this square. We'll clean our hands of this. Yep. So that might be a Tam Tam update.

I might need to see. Poor Bob. Poor everybody involved in that trip. there's a reason I haven't taken a family trip with my parents since the 90s. Yeah, I'd imagine he's probably pretty controlling when it comes to like the itinerary. A lot of rules. Yep. A lot of rules.

Hey, but we got through it. I nailed it. Yeah, you did. And I really don't think they're ever going to travel again after that last week. I think it was just too much. It was just too much. Him not being able to keep an eye on the house. Well, if it's my mother having to deal with him with nowhere to go.

If it's his trip, maybe yes, because then he's, he can control it. But this was him kind of like, they were like going along, right? He was bringing the grandbabies and my sister and my brother-in-law, like it was a family trip. That's what I mean.

It wasn't his trip. So I'm sure him and my sister probably argued a lot. That's what I mean. So if it was his, he, well, we're doing this. I have no one to picked Gettysburg. My mom, my mom has always had the option to get away from him, you know? She can go and, you know, work on something.

She can go run errands, whatever. Yep. Now, that was a nine-day stretch where she couldn't get away with him, so I'd imagine that was rough. I'll have her call and give an update because I bet she's got a million stories. Oh, I bet. But I did. I got the thumbs up. I did it.

I gave the keys back. I can no longer go in the house. Thursday, that means Coco Puffs, is tonight at 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel. What are we going to do about that? What does that mean? Well, that means you're going to come smirky burkey with Cody tonight at 7 o'clock. I like that idea. It goes live on our Twitch channel.

Thanks to Joe's Buds. 46-58, Onondaga Berlavard. And of course, East Coast Emeralds in here. We're all firm. East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse. Slep it down. SpaceX is shifting its focus from Mars to building a city on the moon now. Nice, perfect.

I was waiting. We got to get up on the moon town. I mean, one of my favorite comments is that maybe Elon Musk could work on building a relationship with his kids before we were worried about building a moon base or whatever. All 20 of them? I don't want to live on the moon. No, that's stupid. Why would I want to go?

What would I want to do on the moon? No. Ernie was right. Well, I'd like to visit the moon on a rocket ship high in the air. Yes, I'd like to visit the moon. But I don't think I'd like to live there. Me either, Ernie. He just wants to fly past the moon to visit.

We don't want to live there. Take a little peek. I mean, I don't know. you're not going to be able to live there. You're going to have to kick the alien base that's on the other side off there that run and control the entire universe. That is Cody's theory. On the dark side of the moon, there's a whole base that we don't know about. Right, though, if you can figure that out.

Hello, hello, hello. Think we see all sides of the moon? No, they make sure that we only see that one side that you see. No, I'm with you. A bunch of sheep. I'm with you. I don't know what's going on up there. I have no desire to live on the moon.

Elon, yes, go up there, Elon. I'd love it if Elon moved to the moon and we never had to hear from him again. And it's like, he just crashes out all the time. Just randomly, like, social media is just not good for these people. No. They forget that there's receipts.

They're malignant narcissists who need constant admiration. But didn't you just say this? No. But it's, we have the... Yeah, no. They're going to gaslight you into that. Yeah. No, it's wild to me that even if you have all the money in the world,

you're still miserable. Yeah. And you're still seeking validation all of the time. You see it with these billionaires all the time. Seeking validation all of the time. Oh, please love me. Please, I'm great. Right, right, our girls about me.

Tell me how great I am, please. Yeah, it's very weird. You won life. You got all the money. Yeah, you're good, well. Congratulations. Keep crashing out on social media, though. In a new survey, if you had a chance in your lifetime to live on the moon,

would you? Only 19% said yes. And I'm with the other, the other whatever. I have no. 81%. I can't think of what? Because it's the moon?

I mean, it'd be a cool thing to see Earth from the moon like that. I don't know if I'd visit. But I wouldn't even want to go visit. I wouldn't want to deal with all that time in a spaceship and all the claustrophobia that goes along with all that. Then there's that once you're up there. Okay, I want to go back. Okay, well, it's going to be like a month.

Like, oh, that's terrifying. My closest, my closest, example I can give is when I'm on a cruise ship and I'm out in the middle of the ocean and I feel so far from everything and I'm really not I'm on a giant ship

with other boats attached to it still is but you feel out of you like you feel away from everything because to get back to where your home is if you were like right now I want to go home you could not you know what I mean and I would imagine that's like a hundred times worse on the moon

when you look down at that little blue dot of earth where your house is. Yep. And you're so far from that. And how do I get back to that? I don't need to feel that. This is real now. Yeah, donkeys right.

You think deep water scary. Try billions of miles of space, exactly. Yep. Because once you're up there, it's just going to feel weird. And it's too dark, so Jesus can't protect you up there. No. You can't see. And I also never think he'll do this.

I think that he's a lot of bluster. I don't think he's really going to build a moon base. A lot of talk about other things to get talk of other things moved off of said things. So, you know. Elon, is that you begging Jeff Epstein to go to his island? Hey, what about to a moon base? Because everyone you get up there. What are you going to do?

You got no gravity. What are you going to do? You're going to build a resort so you're just going to do regular. I got to float around and bounce around like fizzy lifting drink. Or you're going to do stuff inside all day. So it'll just be, well, once you get inside, you don't have to worry about the gravity thing. We took care of that. So it's just going to be like a regular hotel or something then?

Yeah, I don't know what. I don't know what's up there that I got to check out. No, none of it sounds appealing to me. The only moon I'm interested in is the ones that people do with Fannie Cheeks. Yeah. That's the real moon. What we could do is Elon could build this colony on the moon and then take all these people who are in the Epstein files

and they can all go to their moon base and then you guys stay up there and we're going to stay down here. That's the movie. I've got so many good ideas in here, man. We just showed chat Cody's Eggrolls from last night. He's an Eggroll pro. they're saying if you want to do pizza ones, do the cheese stick for the cheese.

That's a good idea. Cheese sticks. And then some of my pepperoni roll it up. That'll be good, man. He used oil, not the air fryer this time, but they looked legit. Air fryer was fine. It just wasn't that if you're making egg rolls, you want the egg roll.

Mm-hmm. You know, consistency of the egg roll itself. So. Well, bud, good news for you. First of all, I wanted to shout out the puppy bowl, which had its highest ratings ever. I love the puppy bowl. Did you watch it?

Um, little bits of it after the fact. Like, it was on all week. It was a disabled puppy in a little wheelchair. Aw. You want me to... You don't know? What? They filmed that a while ago.

The wheelchair puppy? That dog's been deceased for a long time. Like three months. Yeah. I know. It, it... What? It, like, shook me to my core when they...

Yeah. How did you find that out? It was on, like, some random social media. thing that like that dog that everyone fell in love with. Yeah. He had, it passed away like before. Oh.

Yeah. I know. I thought everyone knew. I'm sorry. I didn't know. I thought everyone knew. I thought everyone's effing day. All right.

Well, I'm going to get out of here, guys. I'm so sorry. I'm going to get out of here. Sorry, everybody. I teared up just with the law,

just like you all did. Just like you all did because I was after the fact and I was ready to adopt the puppy. I went to I went to the websites to look at all the dogs I was like let me see how these dogs are available that one's from Syracuse

blah blah blah and I was looking and then that the soon as you Google I don't want to hear your voice anymore nobody wants to hear you say words yeah as soon as you Google those dogs

like Google brings it right up and I was like oh no I didn't know that they didn't they never sat it during like you know what I mean there's never like a... They're never like...

In memoriam? There was never like a... This one was a banner across the bottom. Rest in please, Tegan. When you see Tegan, just know he's no longer available for adoption. They don't usually list the cause of death in the memorials. No, I don't know what, yeah, I don't know what.

He had a lot of disabilities. Over the weekend, a Connecticut poppy stole hearts with the determined playful energy of the puppy bowl. Team Fluffs Keegan, sorry, team Fluffs Tegan, a miniature Australian Shepherd who used a wheelchair for her mobility had passed away.

How long ago did they film these things? A couple months. That's effed up. I knew it wasn't live, but it was like, I'd have been in the bag for months. I didn't know it wasn't live. You didn't? No.

I knew it wasn't live, but I at least thought like it was within the week because they're trying to adopt these animals out, right? Right? Yeah, so what happens if somebody die of a dog dies? So they do this and they bring all those... I hate it here. Those dogs on a special.

a little trip and then they bring them and huck them back in their cages. All right, thanks for filming the puppy ball. Hopefully someone sees this in a couple months. Yeah, because they're trying to move these dogs out. Yeah, you would think they would do it a little bit earlier. I don't know what, like really there's so much that goes into it that you have. We have to do this months in advance. It's dogs in a little ring.

Just throw them in there and hit the... Teigen passed away back in October. Yeah. Yeah. Although they've gone viral now. Well. He no longer available for times. Tegan had such a zest for life and showed people that just because she moved differently,

she was still a happy girl. Yep. I miss her every day. She took a piece of my heart when she left this world. Oh, little puppy. You can send your complaints to Paul Sibilia at... 35 Walton Street. We have to know.

He didn't do anything wrong. We have to know that they're... I honestly... He didn't kill Tegan. I thought that everybody had... knew this. Oh, your mom says they film it in August so they can show them with their new families

at the end. Well, then that pisses me off because I would, like, what if I follow up with one of these puppies and I want to give it a home? It's not available anymore? Yeah, that's that. Maybe then there's just a couple of these ones.

Yeah, we still got, just got scrappy over here, and he wants that. You know, that one that couldn't quite figure out how to actually run up and down? Well, I was going to tell you about the new Ninja Turtles movie and books coming out, but now you don't get that.

No, that's... No. I ruined it. Because you ruined the day. I ruined everybody's day. I didn't mean to it. I was sorry. Rest and peace, T. We celebrate your name.

We celebrate you. Yes. Hey. Hey. Syracuse Auto Expo's kicking off tomorrow. Tonight is that very fancy black tie dinner. Is Gomez going to that? Is he going to that thing?

I think. I don't know. I know. It's fancy. It's the fanciest. All of the mover and shakers in Central York will be there. Yeah. in their fanciest gear, but guess what?

We got tickets. Well, we don't have tickets to this, but we have a dinner courtesy of the Syracuse Auto Expo. Let me tell you about the event. It starts tomorrow, three to eight. It is at the... Hold on a second. It's at the Yon Center, yes?

Oh, I don't know. Let me get that. I should have taken that poster down. Yeah, go get that poster off the wall. Because it doesn't say it on their website. It just talks about the event. Oh, it's at the Onsenor. I don't need it.

Never mind. Valentine's Day weekend this weekend. So Thursday and Friday, 3 to 8. Saturday noon to 8, Sunday noon to 8. Had a great interview with them recently. We talked all about it. They are giving away a gift card right now to the fireside by the river. 50 bucks.

Damn. To get yourself something neat this weekend. That's a fancy place, right? Courtesy of the Syracuse Auto Expo. That isn't a fancy play. I haven't gone over there yet, but I want to check it out. So if you want to go to go to. that hit me up on the K-Rock text line 315364-109.

Text fireside to the text line and I'll pick some people randomly after the show here. I pick one person to get a gift card. They go to somebody. It was weird. They were looking for people to go to this, this black tie dinner and they walk around and I was like, oh, I'll go. And they're like, nah, that's okay. Don't worry about it.

You won't have any fun. And I was like, I'll go to the black tie. Would you really go? Would you go? No, I don't want to. Again, if they do the same thing they did for us for the mayor's, thing. If they foot the bill for all of our, if we go over and get fitted for a suit and everything again? Dad, I don't mind. That one thing was fine. Wait a minute. I'm a moron. It starts today.

Today's Thursday. Today's Thursday. Today's not Wednesday. I was thinking today's Wednesday. I don't know. I thought the exact same thing. All right. The black tie thing already happened. Thursday. Okay. What's going on, buddy? Sorry. So the event today. Okay. Three to eight is today. Because you have to do a show tonight, buddy. Yeah. I do. Three to eight today, Saturday. That's why I can't go. Noon to 8. That's why I can't go. Sunday noon to 5.

AutoExpo Syracuse.com. But still, you can get that fireside gift card courtesy of the Syracuse Auto Expo right now on the next one. All right. Radio World will hand you off to the 90s and 9. Gaming. We'll do basketball. We'll try to keep the power on at our arena. Right.

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