The Show - HEATED PEEPER
Episode Date: January 19, 2026The Buffalo Bills find another way to break hearts. Wanna heat up this Peeper? Bunch of political dorks took credit for Micron on Friday. What are some of the best sitcom neighbors? Kids still do chor...es, boomers. And so much more on a Mondee!
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Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Oh, boy.
Let them eat cake.
A lot of meat cake.
Happy Monday.
Happy Monday. Happy MLK Junior Day.
Some of you getting the day off.
Federal holiday, right?
So I think a federal holiday.
So you bankers, you people that work for the state.
All right.
Teachers getting a nice day off today.
Yeah, that's what they need.
God, they ever work.
How many days off to the good kid?
They ever work.
Ahoy, hoi.
Ken says his wife, Amy, is watching cat videos and driving our actual cats into a frenzy.
Yeah.
If there's a dog on TV, Fred don't like that either.
No.
No.
Not a big fan.
And it's not like you can explain to him.
No, that's coming from the TV.
Yeah.
He just knows it's in the vicinity.
There's a bark somewhere.
Not thrilled about it.
TV, not usually so much.
Phone, yes.
Dog videos like on the phone.
That also comes over and is like, what's got going on there, bud.
But no, TV, not so much.
About doorbells in commercials, does that set them off?
Or her off?
No, not usually, just because it's not where the door is.
Okay, I got you.
The TV's not near the door, sure, sure.
Our doorbell goes off.
Then it's a, well, hey now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's just like, that's, there ain't no door there.
I'm underneath here.
Now, if there's a barking, because our TV's by the windows, he would go look out.
Yeah.
So he's hearing it from the same direction.
Doorbell would be that way, too.
Yep.
I mean, he's just jumpy as is.
You know how it goes.
He's protecting.
posted a photo of him on Friday for that 2016 trend.
That was a little dog.
You little tiny fellow.
A little tiny little dog.
Goodness gracious.
Good morning, everybody.
How was our weekends?
How was everybody's weekends?
Good weekend?
A lot of football for you, bud.
You had all the football action.
What a weekend of football.
Sorry, Bill's fans.
I'm sorry.
Huh?
I don't know what to tell you.
Next time.
Next time.
Definitely next time.
That's it.
I don't love Dave Portnoy, but he did have a good point.
He put a video out where he was like, every year, the bills find a new, heartbreaking way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And as soon as it went to overtime, I was like, oh, God, something's going to go weird here.
Well, I was doing the same thing.
I was like, where is it?
Where's like the, oh, no?
And then they put up that stat of Josh Allen never won an overtime.
Dude, I know.
They said, never won an overtime.
I was like, oh for something.
And then I don't know if it was Tony Romo or something.
but he said something about an interception.
He's like, Josh, you know, God, he just said something.
The announcers are the biggest jinx this is when it comes to sports stuff, man.
They always find a new way to, there's just the poor fans, poor Bill's fans.
I am one of you.
I'm bummed too, but not everybody's team can win, sadly.
So now we have our AFC and NFC championships lined up, right?
Yeah, unfortunately.
And you don't like the lineup?
Well, it just sucks because the news came out after that game
that Bo Nix broke his ankle, so there's no chance for the Broncos at all.
I don't give them a 5% chance.
If they prove me wrong, then it might be even a worse Super Bowl
because he ain't going to do it twice, but Jared Stedomaint the answer.
I really, and I don't want anybody to get hurt,
but I really wish Bo Nix could have done that in the first half.
Right.
Don't wait to the final play.
And then I watched that clip of him just like walking off.
Like, did he not, did the adrenaline or something?
It was adrenaline because you could see there's a back angle from that,
and you can see his ankle, and you're like, oh, yeah.
And then you see, they show there's other clips of him on the sideline in pain.
Oh, okay.
And then just after that, it's, you know.
Because I kept seeing that clip.
Here's the play.
Bowenicks breaks sick.
I go, where?
He's walking off the field.
And it made sense that the throw, the throw he was making the just loft in the air.
Yeah.
He couldn't push off.
Yeah, you're right.
So he's just got to go like this, fall backwards and heave it up.
that's heartbreaking.
Both teams left that game with heartbreak.
The bills didn't advance and now the Broncos
up their backup in.
I mean, hey, who knows?
Prove me wrong with that Broncos defense,
but Patriots are basically getting kind of a buy into the Super Bowl.
Yeah, what the hell happened for the Patriots?
I thought the Patriots weren't very good this year.
They had made some real, you know, they were good.
They made some really good moves a year ago.
Okay.
Then that way going into this past off season,
And they knew exactly what they needed to do.
And they did.
And these guys are just playing balls to the wall.
They have two unbelievable running backs.
Again, I've been for two weeks.
Yeah.
I've been talking about defenses.
And they've got another one that just re-ar-a-old.
Really good.
It's a really good.
So lots to get to today on a Monday.
For those you joining us, thank you.
If you embarrass me in front of Adwin-Macon, I swear to God.
These are the moment.
Good morning, everybody.
I was in here getting nostalgic because of this stupid 2016 trend.
We're all going back 10 years, and I've got to go back and look at my cute-ass kids from a decade ago.
I don't get what it is.
It's just people saying, I don't know, one person does something, and then everybody jumps on it.
Yeah, I just thought there was like, when I looked at it, I was like, oh, what's the significance?
Nothing, it was just 10 years ago.
Yeah, 10 years ago.
It's a fun way for us to feed more of our data into the AI machine, as it's a good.
does facial recognition software.
But it's just stuff like that confuses me sometimes because, I mean, I'm sure that it happened.
But I don't remember at any point in like 2025 people would be in like 10 years ago challenge.
That wasn't the trend then.
2015 picks.
That's what I'm saying.
Things just pop off for some reason.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then my conspiratorial brain is like, oh, what does Palantir need from us?
It needs to know what we looked like.
It forgot what we looked like 10 years ago.
So now it needs to load that data in.
And people will be like, here's 30 pictures of me 10 years ago.
And then do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, thank you.
I'd have to go on the Facebook, and I mean, there's not much difference.
I mean, 2016, I posted a photo of my dog.
That's all.
I'm not going to post my kids on the internet.
Good, they need.
That's exactly what they were hoping you would do.
Ten years ago, me was gross to look at because I was, like, bald, but I had the Costanza
bald, and my face was fat and everything was fat about me.
I don't like looking at me, and then.
I don't want to post any photos of me from 2016.
I get it.
But then I'm just going through my phone.
phone of all these old photos and videos
of my kids and they're saying cute stuff
and I'm a sucker like that.
I'm a sucker.
Okay?
Yeah, no, I'm looking at pictures.
I don't look much different.
You don't?
Mm-mm.
I mean, I look a lot different.
Bigger beard, but that's
that's the exact same fella right there.
Yeah, that's a pretty handsome fella then and now.
All right?
We're just...
Ladies!
We're a couple of good looking little young fellas here.
We're strapping young lads.
You're not a peeps fan, right?
We talked about this.
You don't like peeps?
Not a ton.
Sometimes I don't mind them.
Mm-hmm.
I think it's hilarious that you can put them in the microwave.
And they blow up.
And they go to like 80 times their size.
Well, they've got their new flavors out because we're creeping up on Easter.
That's the other thing.
You don't like their weird flavors?
There's too many flavors of all these wacky candies.
Peeps being one of them.
Yeah, I like standard peeps.
I like straight up mission.
Peeps. I don't need anything too fancy. I did like the birthday cake, I think.
I like that one maybe. I like the different colors. They're fun.
And I like sprinkles are on them over non-sprinkles. You know, I'm talking about? Like the sugar crystal.
You do like the sugar crystals? Yeah. Over like the bunnies that don't have them.
Okay, yeah. I know what you're saying, yeah. But other than that, they don't, they have a hard time nailing these flavors.
Well, let me run through them. Let me guess. One of us, pickle?
No, I think we've, I think we've, I think we've gone through.
through the pickle trend. I think we're the other side of pickle trend.
Okay.
One of them is chili lime mango.
See, that's the weirdest one.
Nobody wants to have a little hint of heat in their peep.
Some people do.
Some people do.
You should probably go to a doctor.
Go to a doctor if you got a little hint of heat in your peep.
A little, I got a little tinger heat in my peeper.
My peeper feels a little heated.
Peeper's got a little spice to her.
I got a little crazy down in NAS bar and now I got a little heat in my peep.
My peep's got a little sugar crystal owner.
Yeah, I don't like chili lime mango stuff.
That's, and I get, like, that's a chip thing.
We'll do that with chips and stuff.
I mean, like a chip, I mean, okay that, but I don't eat it as like a.
How about this one?
That.
Sunny D. Flavored peep.
No.
It's just going to be like a, like an orange juice peep, but not.
Yeah.
I wonder if I'd like that one.
I do like Sunny D.
Here's our thing.
Yeah.
It's going to blow up our.
Well, I mean, you might be able to save it there
If you like it.
I was going to blow up our Sunny D sponsorship,
but Sunny D's not good.
You don't like it?
No.
I wonder why I like it.
Have you had it in a while, though?
No, I think I'm remembering it nostalgically.
Because it's one of those things where you're like,
you used to have it back in the day,
and I think we tolerated it as different
because it was new and you're like, oh, this is good.
And now it's like,
why is this kind of tangy orange juice?
But it's not juice.
It's like tangy orange water.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn it, you're right.
Now I got to drink Sunny D again because I might be remembering something that doesn't exist anymore.
Because I, when the booze came out there.
Oh, yeah, I know that that.
I got the just the regular.
I was like, let's see if this is going to make me, you know, so I'm not going to spend $15 or whatever on the booze if I don't actually like the Sunny D itself.
And I got with those little bottles, took a swig.
And I was like, I, this is kind of what I remember.
Valid point.
I got to go back and try it again.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Because I don't really like orange juice.
That, so I do like, my memory remembers Sunny D.
It's different.
It's different.
I like Tang.
But do I not like it?
See, Tang I like.
It's a little different.
But similar.
So I don't know.
Sunny D and Tang are similar, but not, right?
Because Tang came in the powder and you mixed it up.
Yep.
Well, how do you say Sunny D is gross?
All right.
Yeah.
Other flavors, these are the Peeps flavors that are coming out for this Easter season.
I'm 0 for 2 so far.
Strawberry Pop-Tart?
Frosted Strawberry Pop-Tart?
Peep?
That tastes like a strawberry-froasted Pop-Tart?
I don't know how they would do that, though.
That's very confusing.
Now, how about this?
Yep.
How about just put some strawberry pop-tart filling inside of a peep?
Yo, I don't know if they could do that with the machinery they have, but I like what you're saying there.
I like what you're saying, dude.
I would try that.
That'd be kind of a weird consistency.
It's funny that you say that.
Because just this past weekend, I was thinking I need to get some kind of jelly or frosting gun.
You know?
As we all ponder on the weekend.
Well, why wouldn't you?
Why wouldn't you?
If I'm like, because I'm like, bro.
You're some type of jackass?
Because I'm sitting there like with a crescent roll, say.
Okay.
And I'm like, this is fine.
It'd be better if I could shoot some jelly into this.
I mean.
Or some pudding.
Do you have a turkey baster?
I don't know.
Because that's kind of similar.
but get a go to a medical store
get a giant syringe
I could go to like Gerhardt's or whatever right
don't they have like they would absolutely have the food version of it
a legit yes they would have a like a jelly gun
or I always wanted now that you say that I already know that I laughed at you
the sour cream gun see see I've always wanted that just laying in my
in my in my refrigerator so I could
just pull out until I need like a caulking gun.
Because I don't know why.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, maybe I'm the only one who likes this.
This happened because wife went up to whatever one we got in Fulton, either tops or price chopper,
whatever that is, and brought home four of the headlight donuts.
And I was eating one and I was like, this would be better with something in it.
That's, like, headlight donuts are swinging a miss for me because it's like all the stuff's
down the top.
I want something in it.
There's not many things.
more disappointing than thinking the donut you picked has filling in it.
And it doesn't.
And it doesn't.
So I'm like, I could squirt some pudding in this or some jam or something, you know.
Put a little pudding.
Maybe I got to go over to Gerhardt's and get myself a little...
Let's get a little squirt and a gun.
You a sour cream gun.
Right.
It'll be good than going.
Textline is saying just cut a hole in a zip lock bag.
That's good for like decorative in the top.
I need to inject.
Yeah, you just...
You need to get in there.
I actually did that way back in high school.
I forgot what the initial argument was,
but I made donuts out of like buns.
Good for you.
You can do that.
Oh, it was,
everybody was in agreement that it was just as good,
if not better than a donut.
You can do that.
I frosted them,
I filled them with pudding.
I forgot what I did,
but it was good.
So, I mean.
Yeah, that does sound good.
I could get down with that.
It could be of use.
Get a little squirting gun,
but for creams.
Or gravies, too.
If I got a little biscuit,
but I want a gravy on the end.
side. I wouldn't be bad. I mean
2026 is going to be the year of injectables
for me, I think. You're a squirting
things. I'm going to be squirting things into
buns. It's a good idea.
Yikes. This is 100.9
1065.
K-rock.
Breaking Benjamin.
Ah, ah, ah.
National talk like a vampire day. Is that a thing?
Can we make it a thing? Good morning, everybody.
The pirate thing is September 19th. That was a thing
pretty big for a little while. Yeah, I don't want to
do that talk like a pirate thing.
We can talk like a couple taco eaters.
I don't have that ease.
Taco Bell.
We'll be there.
Four to six.
Oh, yeah.
The new canteena location this Wednesday in Manlius.
I just want to tray of hard tacos and keep them coming.
Let's go.
Keep them coming every 15 seconds till I'm done.
Let's go.
No, I got to ask Gomez what they did because they did.
We are guest bartenders, but it's not like we're mixing drinks.
It's all mixed up already.
He said they just hung out.
they,
uh,
the people showed them how to do the beer thing.
Oh,
there's a beer,
there's beer stuff.
I can pour a good beer.
Yep.
And then that's it.
Well,
no,
it's like,
uh,
it's almost like an automated type.
Like,
you just set it on the little thing.
Oh,
those are fun.
And then,
the magnet ones,
uh,
that's gonna be fun.
That's gonna be fun.
I want to make some stuff.
I want to see what they got,
how the hell you,
you do Taco Bellin.
Unless we're not allowed.
I don't know how that works
without having to do,
you know,
we didn't do any of the corporate training.
No,
When AJ and I did that drive-thru video a long time ago,
Dick, they'll show you.
I can make nachos ball grande.
Probably.
Probably come up with your own secret menu item if you want.
Oh.
Okay, well, it's immediately going to be take the nachos ball grande
and then take it out and put it into a soft taco.
What do you mean?
Like the chips too?
Yeah, that's super taco.
Oh, you make that on your own, don't you?
Yeah.
So somehow I got to incorporate that into a taco.
Super taco.
Who would my secret menu item be?
It had to be something involved in a state case ofia.
Yeah.
something with a big fat steak
double, all right, starts with double
steak cassidia.
Starts with double steak, absolutely.
Double steak cassidy, but then
what do we do?
It would almost be me recreating the triple
steak stacker, which is my favorite
Taco Bell item of all time.
So we triple the steak.
What was it triple though?
I don't know.
What was it called?
You just said triple steak stacker or whatever.
It could have been like, they could have been
tripling something else.
Oh, Jesus.
Triple steak stack at Taco Bell.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
A, look.
A large flap bread folded with triple the portion of steak.
All right.
My fat ass was eating triple.
Triple portion steak.
Yeah, triple steak stack is my all-time favorite Taco Bell item.
If I could bring it back, I would, but I don't have that power.
Taco Bell doesn't have a deep fryer, do they?
Yes, they do.
That's not like their Chalupa things.
They do have a defriar?
Some of them's deep frying them back there.
Although that was just how the shell came out and they just...
No, I think they make those on site.
These are all answers we'll have on Wednesday.
These are all things we will learn.
I'm about to learn.
Man, Wednesday.
Looking at photos of the triple steak stack.
I am aroused.
Well, you'll be able to make it.
No, because that flap bread, that flatbread's got to be there.
You'll have to just do a cassadilloer then.
Like, I don't do much longing for things, but I do long for the triple steak stack.
I think of it.
He yearns.
I yearn.
Like crazy.
I crave.
Longing, no, he doesn't.
So this is pretty, pretty big.
I do yearn for it.
I do yearn for it.
Yerne, scraves.
I long for it.
His loins are ablaze for it.
So we've got our matchups, our AFC and our NFC games.
Sorry, Bill's fans.
Told you.
Yeah.
Talked about the heartbreak at the beginning of the show today.
Patriots at Broncos, Rams at Seahawks.
Yep.
I think you're right that the Broncos are done now.
I just, the guy, Jared Sidham, hasn't thrown a pass since 2023.
Yeah.
That's not, I mean, yeah.
obviously Sean Payton is going to be like, you wait and see.
No, no, you wait.
I know.
What happened?
He's not going to go out and be like, yeah, I know, we're screwed.
Oh, yeah, I guess what's going to go home?
And then what happened to the 49ers?
How did they get killed?
It's that they were banged up.
And when you lose George Kittle, you're, you know, very main piece of your offense.
You got to rely on Christian McCaffrey, the whole game.
They don't have a lot of wide receivers after letting everybody go this year.
They need to retool that.
And then what we were talking about on Friday, the Seahawks defense,
all these defenses left are unreal.
And I mean, you can pick whoever you want for the number one defense out of the four.
And the Seahawks could very well be number one on everybody's list.
They're just, they're ball hawks.
They just go, they get after the ball in every way possible.
It's insane.
How fast they are.
You think we see a Patriot Seahawks Super Bowl?
I'm after watching the Rams, not struggle,
because they keep pulling it out,
they're just so good.
I would not be a shock to see a Patriot Seahawks Super Bowl.
Would you like that?
Would that be a good game?
Anything.
I mean, I don't want to say anything about the Broncos,
but Patriots and either of these guys, I think,
is going to be a great game.
I mean, we're more history shows us.
We're more likely to see the Rams and Patriots
because that's happened twice.
Okay.
But that defense for the Seahawks,
I mean, I don't see.
how you could pick against them right now.
But again, I keep being wishy-wash.
You've been on the same token.
I don't know how you pick against that Rams team
that just keeps finding ways to win.
What did the Broncos come out and just blow our minds?
They have the best game of their life.
They very well could if they had, I don't know,
maybe, I don't even know, a better running game,
maybe a little bit better wide receivers type deal.
Bo Nix was 80% of all that.
Both of those coming up on Sunday
You got a while.
Three and then six-thirty for both of those games.
It's going to take a while, but I'm...
I'm a road to the ball, bloody.
I'm a road to make one.
Did you watch any of that Micron groundbreaking on Friday?
No.
They were streaming it on the news.
Really?
No, I didn't see it.
Got home and it was on TV.
Every politician is so dorky.
They're just all so dorky.
Everybody was taking credit for it.
They brought in fake dirt.
They had the fake dirt pile with their magic shovel.
I mean, it's what?
Now that I wanted them to, you know, no, no, really, you really start digging.
But I just, the whole thing is, it was just silly.
I'm excited for Mike Ron to be here.
I want jobs and I want, you know, everything that comes with it.
But it was just such a dork fest of every politician getting on stage being like,
why did this?
And then the next politician, I did this.
Yep.
Next politician.
Well.
I did this.
I like to thank this because of this.
I was able to do this.
I did this.
I did this.
Thank you.
Again, I'm excited for the company to open here,
but that whole, that whole,
yep,
song and dance of photo ops was hilarious.
I am nervous for the Rawls.
Oh, yeah, you know, yeah.
Just because that area is already.
Mm-hmm.
That's it.
Anything that will bring in a bunch of business and whatever
and all the positive what-nots.
Yeah.
Then I'm all for.
I'd love jobs.
I'd love for our economy to get fired back up here in central New York.
I mean, I am disappointed that, I mean, it's not the wavy lays or Doritos.
Oh, yeah, he was confused what chips they were talking about it.
So big confusion there for me, but you know, whatever, it is what it is.
Hey, it is what it is.
I can look over Cody's head right now and see a big micron sign.
Art over his head in that building that sits right behind you there in downtown, Coco.
That's a ceiling.
And they're coming along.
It's going to take a while to build it, but the ground is broken.
It does take a while, right?
I mean, it's like a multi, like a 10 year overall project and all that.
So by then, well, maybe they'll need, there'll be so many people there.
They'll need their own radio morning show.
Oh, that'd be awesome.
Right.
Mike Brown in the morning.
If we're still doing radio when Micron opens, that'd be awesome.
That'd be an old new audience.
That's it.
We're live in their cafeteria.
I did this.
No, I did this.
But did you do this because, thanks to me.
like Howard
Howard Nutlick was like
We're in the center of
And I know it's Lutnik
But I do say Nutlick
Howard Nutlick was like
Oh you're right in the middle of Trump country
And then Hockel comes out
And she's like sounds like
Hocal country
And I'm like everybody's shut up
Can you just shut up for a minute
And give us these jobs, thank you
Right
Neither I am
You're in Cody country
You're in our country
28 year old guy in Florida
named Landon.
Got arrested.
Because he was trying to impress his date.
And he wanted to show her he could do donuts in his car.
Which?
Don't eat and drive.
Don't eat and drive.
No, he was doing donuts in a church parking lot.
Okay, well, was the church?
Was anybody there?
Jesus take the wheel.
Was it just an empty parking lot?
Yeah.
Am I not allowed to do that?
Yeah, why not?
I'm sorry.
I didn't do that.
Right, when it's snowy out, I've absolutely done that.
and a church parking lot.
I get it's private property,
but the things I've done in parking lots.
There is a very,
there's two very large church parking lots,
one of which I've definitely done
whippy arounds
on the way home from grocery shopping.
Absolutely.
This winter.
They went round and round and round.
And at one point,
the blue smoke was so dense
you couldn't see the black car.
It sounded like a car.
that was completely hot rotted out.
No mufflers, very, very loud.
Here comes the sheriff.
You know, the smoke is still coming off the pavement.
Back off.
We have families.
We have children living in the area.
Back off.
We have families and children living in the area.
They could see this and turn to a life of crime
because of donuts being committed in a parking lot.
Because that's absolutely what always turns kids to the bad side
is seeing cars doing donuts.
I know many a kid.
that shoots heroin because of that very reason.
For those of you asking, it was a Corvette.
So it's a pretty sick car.
28-year-old Landon Morris was behind the wheel of a great Corvette.
You heard the people very nervous about it.
It was hot, rotted out, and too loud and very scary.
What should we do?
Goodness gracious, this gentleman.
Oh, it's because it was the Kingdom Hall.
Jehovah's witnesses are a different kind of nervous, folks.
Like, if this was like a Baptist church or like a Catholic church, there'd be a couple nervous people.
But Jehovah's witnesses are on.
Yeah.
They're a knucks level of nervous.
So I see that.
That's just dumb.
Just let him just be like, hey, not here, bud.
The passenger who he was trying to impress apologized.
Big question is, will there be a second date?
That's not my question.
I don't care.
Is he going to get a second date?
I was going to say, did that person bail him out?
In which case, that's it.
You'll fill me out real quick?
As a woman, if you're in a car,
with a 28-year-old and he goes, babe, watch me new donuts.
It'll check this out.
Is that, like, impressive to you?
Is that something that...
I mean...
Are you like, cool?
I impressed myself a little with a couple of the donuts,
but I wasn't doing it like that.
I was just, because it was snowy and I was having a little bit of fun.
Yeah, he was doing, like, pavement on...
It's Florida.
And he was doing it.
I'm sure he's not, uh, it's not his first running with people.
No.
If that's his, his whip.
Whereas I just did them real quick in a Nissan Marano.
Babe, you want us to me to do.
Nissan Morano donuts?
Yes.
I would.
I'd be fun.
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And why am I playing home improvement?
Well, I'm going to see it.
I got a whole list here we're going to go through.
So Yardbarker.com surveyed a bunch of people and asking who,
Who was the best sitcom neighbor of all time?
And Wilson is your number one.
But I'm going to go through the whole list.
Really?
Yeah.
Would you consider Wilson the best sitcom neighbor of all time?
I mean, I'd have to think about it pretty hard.
All right.
But I would say is yes.
However, I mean, I know he was annoying, but immediately Ned Flanders comes to mind.
Oh, we'll see where he lands on the list then.
Because of how generous he is.
Because a lot of you are chiming in with your suggestions.
So I'll go through their list.
Okay.
You'll see a lot of these pop up too.
Manda.
I like Manda's.
Number two.
Yep, Manda and Hambone.
Number two.
Cosmo Kramer.
I mean, yeah.
I guess we gotta ask what makes you a good neighbor.
Right?
For Fawn.
I mean, what, like real life or like TV stuff?
because Kramer was other than the mischief he caused.
I don't know what their justification for what makes you a good sitcom neighbor.
It seems like they just listed them.
Everybody has the most nosy.
Whether quirkier, overbearing, kind or mean, TV sitcoms have cornered the market on memorable fictional neighbors.
Here are the best 25 in our survey.
All right.
So I guess just a good neighbor for good or bad or better.
Yeah, I mean.
I mean, Cosmo Kramer was a good.
He was a lot.
Yes.
But it's nice to have your best friend as a neighbor.
But he was your best friend.
As he was.
He would get into whatever shenanigans you needed to get into with him.
So, I mean, I don't know if that's number two.
But, okay.
Number three, it's comment a couple times in chat.
Steve Urkel.
I guess we're just going with most memorable.
Most like, yeah, yeah.
Because, I mean, yeah, as far as memorable goes,
he ended up being the main character of a show that he was supposed to just be a part of.
He was supposed to be a one episode character.
where the neighbor came over and he got so popular.
It's so weird.
That's supposed to be a Harriet show.
Yeah.
It was a Harriet spin-off.
Well, just go.
Sometimes you're wrong.
Like, sometimes you think you have a concept of what this thing is going to be.
And then the audience says, no, no, no, no, we want more that Erkel.
Works out better for them.
Yeah, it worked out.
They would have lasted not very long.
No.
It was supposed to be more of like a blue-collar Cosby show, they said.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yes.
And it definitely wanted to be the show.
that?
Yep.
But it became a more of an silly 90s.
Steve Virkle has a robot version of himself.
Although legitimately when it's on, because I'll still watch it.
But now that diehard theory messed me up, man.
Oh, that's all I can think of now is that Carl Winslow is the cop from Die Hard and he had to
move because he could never get over the death of that kid.
Now this neighbor is the reincarnation.
and it's a whole thing.
There's real twisted theories about every show.
Yes, poor Carl.
Poor Carl Winsel.
Number four, these are top sitcom neighbors.
In many different ways.
Poor Carl.
Kimmy Gibbler?
No.
I didn't like Kimmy Gibbler.
She didn't, I mean, yeah, again.
She added comedic timing, I guess.
I'm forgetting her name.
Daughter's best friend, oldest daughter's best friend,
adds value.
But yeah, nobody liked her other than that.
Everybody was bothered.
buyer and I can't remember if
there was never were like she saved
anything or right am I missing
Oh it was probably plot lines for Kimmy saves
the day or whatever but I don't
ever
I liked Full House
but I wasn't as dedicated to it as a lot
of people were yeah no I'm sure he's
not on there but who was the kid
that would come into Clarissa's room with the ladder
Sam Sam? Sam would climb the ladder
Sam count I haven't gone through all 25 yet
but Sam's a great neighbor
Number five is Ned Flanders. You said that.
Okay, yeah, I would put Ned up there.
He's the most dependable and good-hearted neighbor on the list.
He's a little square, but Ned does get along with Homer.
Yep.
This is for some older people, because I don't know this show.
Rhonda from the Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Remember, she had like a spinoff?
No, that era, I didn't really watch.
Me either.
I watched Sanford and Son, but other than that, I didn't.
watch a lot of those old-timey shows.
Fred and Ethel Mertz on I Love Lucy,
great neighbors. I never watched
those shows. See, Susan
did. Yeah, I didn't watch a lot of those.
Fred and Ethel Mertz, Lenny and Squiggy,
the Fonz, that's who Susan's picking in chat.
Susan likes those older shows. Yeah.
I disagree with this one. This was not
a good neighbor. Marie Barone.
Oh!
But it's his mom.
It's his mom. But I didn't
like when she would come in. My mother lives
next door. No, there's
there was always a couple storylines that would make me
like legitimately mad
and I'd have to be like, it's a show.
It made me so mad.
But yeah, there were times where the, that,
and the dad, Frank,
they'd both make me very angry.
There were a couple of different ones.
Like that one where they ran through the front of their house
and then got mad at them about it.
Yeah.
And Ray is just a stupid man, baby.
Like the whole character.
Oh, don't hurt my feelings.
Ooh, Marcy.
From Marywood Show.
children, Marcy Road slash Marcy Darcy.
Whether married to Steve in the early days or later on, a great friend to next-door neighbor Peg.
Steve?
She was married to Steve in the beginning, remember?
I thought it was Jeff.
And then she married Jefferson Darcy.
Jefferson, yeah, Jefferson for the second half.
She had two husbands.
Oh, yeah.
I thought it was just Jefferson all of the time, and we just didn't, we weren't supposed to be able to know that it was definitely a different person.
Maybe they got rid of...
I don't remember all the storylines of me either.
That was, what, like 1990?
Marcy is a successful, professional, and staunch feminist,
much to the chagrin of ale.
That's why they'd butt heads a lot
because he'd have those no-ma'am t-shirts.
Yeah, that was funny.
That's a good show.
Barney and Betty Rubble, those are good neighbors.
I mean, the other one, he's trying to steal Fred's fruity pebbles,
but...
Yeah.
Barney's a good neighbor because Barney'll get into it with you.
Yeah.
Yep.
Whatever situation, you...
you're in.
That's a good one.
He's,
he's,
it was almost like
Fred's rock.
Mm-hmm.
Talking best sitcom neighbors
according to
Yardbarker.
com.
Penny from the Big Bang Theory.
Did you ever watch that?
My wife watched it.
I did.
I did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
I,
Coco was just a good
looking person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I really like her.
Um, yeah,
that's okay.
Yeah.
That's a fine one.
She was more socially
acceptable than her nerdy neighbors.
They all were a great team.
They became a great team.
Yeah.
Add and Trixie Norton
from the honeymooners
My mom watched the honeymooners
I did not watch the honeymoon
That I watched a little bit
I know of it
So I know that
At least that's his neighbors
But I mean, okay
Like there's a bunch of older ones
That I'm just gonna skip past
Mrs. Poole from Valerie
and the Hogan's family
Phyllis from the Maylorie Tyler Moore show
I am shocked
That we're not at the most obvious
And Best one yet
But we're gonna get our own list here
because not a lot of these, some of the ones that I love didn't make the top 25.
The number one, that should have been number one that we all, a lot in the chat, our agreement
with isn't even on here.
And as Mr. Freckin' Feeney didn't make the top 25.
Mr. Feeney isn't, that's.
That voids the entire list.
I agree.
That's a thing you put at the bottom.
Editor's note.
We actually, we feel that Mr. Feeney's actually the past.
We actually, we forgot Mr. Feeney.
It turns out.
out that the office is all in agreement that Mr. Feeney is actually the number one.
So this is the list for second best.
Like Mr. Heckels on friends?
Or just, yeah, how about all of them?
Yeah, they were all neighbors.
They were all neighbors.
Rachel and the other one.
Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years?
Yep.
Good neighbor.
Yep.
Early seasons, Winnie lived on the same block as Kevin.
Make out with you on a horse table.
Eventually, Winnie and her family moved across town,
but she remained a part of Kevin's life.
They were a very little couple there.
I loved the voiceovers.
Daniel Stern's voice.
I just like that.
Yeah, Mr. Feeney should be on this list.
That's very confusing.
What?
I was trying to think of what, was it Big Bang that had the,
oh no, how I'm at your mother,
how the adult guy was already an adult,
but adult him was Bob Saggett.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then this is, that's the right.
Chuck Larrabee from Last Man Standing.
I don't watch that.
Mr. Wilson from.
Dennis De Maness is a great neighbor.
Oh, you got it.
Mr. Wilson's on there.
Mr. Wilson's on there.
I'm trying to think of who we've missed.
So who have we missed off this list?
Mr. Feeney's obviously a top one.
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I never watched Budbobble.
They're neighbors?
I thought Patrick was his neighbor.
Oh, Lawrence from office space.
Two chicks at one time.
That's a great neighbor.
He heard the whole scam and he didn't do anything.
He wasn't going to blow you in.
He just doesn't want you to mess up his life too, man.
Yeah, man.
That's a good neighbor.
Because if we're allowed to use cartoons, if Ned's on there, there's got to be other...
Wagmiders on there.
Okay, yep, that's a good one.
Whose other good cartoon neighbors?
Right, there's got to be other cartoon neighbors.
I mean...
Who's the neighbor of Bob's Burger?
It's your funeral, right?
Oh, Mort?
Yeah, Mort at the funeral home and then nothing.
Yeah, Katie's right.
Not all these are sitcoms.
Yeah.
Well, that's their list.
Number one, if you just tuned in, was...
I just forgot his name.
Wilson. Wilson.
Wilson. I was too.
I was like...
Wilson from improvement.
I kept thinking Dennis.
Because you said, Mr. Wilson, I was thinking, Dennis?
Yeah.
No.
Who was on?
I wonder who was on his other side?
Of Tim's house?
Yeah.
I don't remember.
Because they were...
They were in the neighborhood.
Asses to elbows, but only right there?
He had another neighbor.
Maybe they didn't encounter him very often.
It's messed up.
Number one is Wilson from home improvement.
It's a good one.
Who's missing off the list?
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I should have found that out.
That's a hell of a show, though.
That's a rock show, right?
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that new Matt Damon
movie, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, the rip
last night. Any good?
I liked it
Yeah, I saw it on there
It's like a couple times
There's corny things that happened
But otherwise
It's a fun little movie about, you know
What is it?
What's the plot?
So they're two cops
And I don't want to give away
No, that's all I needed
You don't like that?
That's enough?
No, no, I mean it
I'll watch it
Because I really like Matt Damon
And he kind of offsets
Ben Affleck when Ben Affleck
When Ben Affleck tries to be Ben Affleck
So that's probably all right
They're both like, it seems like in the movies,
detectives hate their job.
They just don't like it.
Everybody's grizzled.
They're all angry and grizzled that they got to do things.
Yep.
So they're all grizzled cops,
but they're trying to find a dirty cop who had one of their captains killed.
And it's just one of those kind of movies.
That's why when you said cops, I was like, that's okay.
Now I get it.
Yep.
Yeah, there's going to be shooting and running and all that.
But it's getting extra attention because Matt Damon, this was like a straight to Netflix movie.
And I guess when they were writing it, Netflix told Matt Damon that you need to repeat the plot four to five times because people are on their phones.
And he's like, what?
So like, and I'd heard that before about Netflix.
I'm like, you make a show for Netflix.
They're like, yeah, people are on their phones.
So you got to like really hit it home.
Yeah, you have to have big moments.
That's really funny.
And like to that, I'm like, guys, just enjoy the movie for a minute.
Sometimes I do that myself, or I'll catch myself being on my phone or something.
And I'm like, no, no, go put it over yonder.
You're watching something.
I do that too.
I've started to put my phone on Do Not Disturb when I watch movies because I'm like,
the movie is your entertainment right now.
Yes.
Doom scrolling over here is not going to help this movie.
One or the other.
Yep.
And you should do the movie, not the doom scrolling.
Yeah.
Go plug in your phone.
Let's leave it somewhere where it's not readily available.
I watched that this weekend, and I watched that, I always forget the name of it.
It was the JFK assassination thing I posted about.
Yeah, with Watts's Nuts that you canceled.
Yeah, I canceled Wats's Nuts.
Which the AI wants to know.
Why did Josh cancel Wats's Nuts?
It was a good show, really good show.
It's long.
It's like eight episodes, but it's really good.
Yeah, but that's good.
I like that one.
That's a nice length for those limited series or whatever.
If you got something you want to watch and you got,
eight hours to kill.
Because sometimes I've found with,
with,
and the Netflix is getting better,
and the other ones are getting a lot better with these,
when they're like four or five episodes,
they end up just being something that somebody did a movie,
and they were like, damn it,
this is three hours long.
What do we do?
Make it three episodes.
Yeah, we'll just make it a four episode limited series,
and you could vary, obviously, tell.
It's just a really long, drawn-out movie.
No, this was released for Hulu like a decade ago.
Yeah.
And then it became a very,
So I guess Netflix bought it.
Now it's like getting a second round.
Oh, is that what it's...
All right, I was wondering why it randomly had popped back up.
Yeah, it was a Hulu exclusive in 2016, so I never watched it back then.
But it must have like that contract expired.
So then Netflix is like, we'll buy it, whatever.
What a weird one to buy, though.
It was good.
They must have saw that it was good.
It was really good.
It was like, I think it was like a Stephen King book maybe or something.
Oh, is it?
Because everybody in the comments was like, got to read the book.
All right.
Well, I can't read.
So thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Makes me feel bad.
Thanks for really digging that in.
Jeez.
But yeah, people like the book and they like the TV show.
Hmm.
So that's on Netflix.
If you're looking for something,
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You don't want to get yourself something to eat with your boys?
Uh, yeah.
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That's going to be fun.
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I am reading this article.
New York Post has this article.
It results from a guy's viral threads post or whatever.
And I don't know.
I always have a very angry reaction when people tell you how parenting should go
and how back in our day,
and when I did this, this was that,
I just have a really negative reaction to that.
Because everybody's situation is different.
You don't know what those parents are going through.
You don't know what specific needs that child has.
So any advice you're going to give,
I don't want to hear.
I don't care.
And maybe, and this is really hard for a lot of our boomer parents to understand,
maybe your way wasn't the best way.
send all complaints to
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I know that you think everything you did was great raising us.
And you were,
oh,
a perfect parent.
And I don't mean this.
It's not our parents,
but everyone else around me,
it's gotten crazy.
One of the crazy things growing up is that you realize that,
oh my God,
adults were winging it too.
They were always winging it.
They didn't know.
They were always winging it.
But the now...
These adults had no idea.
And I'm not calling anyone else specifically,
but now they have this,
like this thing where they look back at the past and they did everything perfect and I would have
grounded in for two weeks for doing that or blah blah.
We've learned from our youth and our childhood and now we're adapting for the needs of our
current children.
Or sometimes these people forget how like when they say that because you see it on like,
you know, the Facebook and stuff like that and you never do because it will just cause
problems.
I always want to comment be like, do you remember what a 10?
terrible person you were when we were in school?
What do you mean when,
when I, if I were this kid,
you were like the worst kid.
Yeah. Yeah. But okay, good luck.
We're giving all that advice because now you got kids.
Sky posted, he found his old chore list
from when he was a kid.
And it's simple chores, like it says,
pick up the bathroom, you know, pick up your room,
pick up all these things.
Pick up the dog poop, do the dishes.
And it's just, then you can go to your friends.
Comment after comment.
of how kids these days don't have structure and they don't have accountability and blah, blah, blah.
And it's just all of that, then some now.
That's what I never know what to say to people.
Like the times are so much different now from when I was a kid.
It's way more structured now.
Everything is like, like, just look at the examples of schools of how like locked up they are and kids can't, you know what I mean?
You got to go to the front.
I mean, it's only because, you know, safety, but back in the day, we were just leaving school.
Right.
Whenever we wanted.
Like, it's the same complaint I have all the time, and they're like, these kids nowadays don't play outside.
They do.
Yeah.
They do.
You stayed in and watched MTV?
Yep.
You weren't out in the dirt all day, mucking around.
And just now when they're inside, they have sick-ass computers and stuff to play with instead of, you know, action figures and stuff as much as we did.
And I, and you can probably, I'm sure there's.
plenty of people who will say that I'm a soft
parent and everybody's got
opinions on everybody.
But I recognize my kids have different
stresses now than I did.
You know? That's what I mean. I didn't have
social media back then.
They're trying to navigate all this
universe of different societal
pressures and sometimes
being shot at in school.
Like it's a lot of different stresses.
I didn't have in the 90s.
No. So I try to parent to that
but also recognize, all right,
you know.
No, every single case for every single person is different.
The internet was pleasantly surprised at the chores list.
Some parents of today think that treating a child like an employee is a bit much.
So what?
Well, I can see the line.
There's a lot of anxious adults now who are treated like employees as kids.
That's the end.
Yes, like I used to have to do a ton of that crap with my dad, always doing chores
and projects and stuff.
And it's like...
But he also let you do kid stuff, right?
Yeah, when he allowed...
If it was up to him,
I'd be able to do whatever I wanted.
But to be like,
to be told, oh, no, can't have friends this weekend.
Got a lot of work to do.
I'm 12.
No, we had a pretty good balance in my house.
What are you talking about?
Like, we got to stack the wood,
but also if you want to go ride bikes,
go ride bikes.
Like, it was a pretty good balance.
Yeah, that's it.
You had to...
There were certain things you had to do
before you could do the things you wanted to do.
Mm-hmm.
That seems to be what everybody's got to.
do. My kids nowadays, they have their list of things I expect them to do.
Yeah. Well, mostly my wife, she runs the house.
School work, clean up your room, put away your laundry, bring your dishes down.
Like, there's lists of things they've got to do. But also, they're allowed to be kids.
I'm not going to yell at them for doing kids stuff.
Right.
I'm not going to think, well, they aren't getting the structure they need. Like a lot of these comments, quote, this is what's missing in household these days.
Our children are not ready for real life.
Are you? Are you?
No, that's...
It's like these adults think that they've got it all figured out.
That's what I'm saying.
As you get older, you just start to realize it.
Oh, my God, every adult around me was winging it.
Yeah.
They were all doing the best they could, but they were winning.
A lot of them were dumb.
But we had no idea.
We all just assumed anybody who was a grown-up was smart and got it all figured out.
Wow, look at them.
They got it all figured out.
And now that I'm a grown-up, and there's so many stupid grown-ups who don't know anything about anything.
Yeah.
But when you're a kid, you think they all do.
Yep.
My kids will grow up and realize I was an idiot.
Yeah.
I'm doing the best I can.
Well, they might know already.
I mean, I've sent them plenty of letters in the mail.
All the comments are things like, I love your dad for structure and responsibility.
It's what's missing in a lot of households these days.
God, I wish my...
This is another thing.
There's people...
This is what you do have a role.
And if you're just tuning in, this is this guy posted his chores from the 90s and all the comments are about...
how as every generation
likes to comment that their generation was better than this current generation.
That's what everybody always does.
But there's a lot of people who get out into the adult world
who don't know how to handle themselves.
And as a parent,
you've got to kind of prepare people for the adult life.
Like you'll see kids who get into college,
they get into like their first department,
they don't know how to clean up after themselves.
Yeah, no, college.
Yeah, that was a big one for me,
getting to college and seeing the people that had never been either on both sides.
Either had all the freedom but never been told how to do anything.
They were babyed the whole way.
Just didn't clean up and left messes.
Or the coddled forever where they were told no and they were not allowed to do anything growing up that exploded once they got there.
It was crazy to watch those two sides of people run around.
Aswego.
Yeah, I just, I, you've got to prepare your kids for life.
They got to get out there and do life.
Yeah.
But also, just because you, you growed up doesn't mean that you got it all figured out
and you did it all right, perfect.
And now everybody else needs to listen to your advice.
Groting up just makes me want a frodo.
I growed up and now I want a frodo.
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What a.
A fine lady that is.
She was born fourth of 12 siblings on July 19th, 1946, in Locust Ridge, Tennessee.
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I'm not green.
Tiny town right there in the Smoky Mountains.
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I've never seen her.
No, she's never been around in a thing.
Dollywood, I thought maybe she'd be, like, maybe she'd appear, but that's rare.
That never happens.
Did she, was she ever like a grandstand fixture here?
That looks like something that we would do.
Well, I bet she'd play a state fair.
Did you ever play the state fair around here?
I don't know.
Something in like the 80s or something like that?
I love Dolly, but she's not one of my bucket list concerts because it's not.
I'm fine.
I don't, I love her music, but I don't need to sit there and watch Dolly perform.
No, it's one of those I respect to the celebrity, but it's not.
You know, country isn't my.
She's done.
So much good.
Her imagination library has given out over 200 million free books.
Yeah.
She's worth about $650 million.
Good for her.
It includes Dollywood, a beauty line baking kits.
You can buy dolly stuff at the Walmart now.
I mean, from pancakes to cupcakes to frosting to all of it.
All of it. All of it.
She has dog toys, doggieparton.com.
Yep.
She also has a motel and owns truck stops.
A lot of rich.
people do that I've learned?
Like there's a thing on like rich TikTok, like rich TikTokers.
Yeah.
We'll buy gas stations.
Yeah.
So that they can show a loss on their taxes every year.
I'm not smart enough to understand it.
Okay.
But it's just rich people doing rich people stuff.
Today is officially Dolly Parton Day in the state of Tennessee.
Oh, because it's their birthday.
It's her birthday.
They named it.
I'll say, wow, that lined up real nice for them, didn't it?
My favorite little dolly stat that I like to share is that she wrote Jolene.
and I will always love you on the same day.
Right?
That's impressive.
Well, I watched four episodes of JFK documentary thingy, whatever that show was.
Look at you.
And a movie, so...
I mean, who's really being productive?
With no underpants on, because I ran completely out of underpants yesterday.
Happy birthday to your family.
My wife goes to me...
Sitting on the couch yesterday.
This might be too much information.
Nope, because I hope you're going to say exactly what I hope you're going to say.
sitting on the couch.
And it's Sunday.
So I'm out of underpants.
As we are.
And I just got my shooty hoop shorts on.
So far we're getting there.
She goes, me and the kids are going to go to my parents.
Do you want to come with?
I said, I can't.
I don't have any underpants on.
So they left.
She said to me,
I want you to open your phone right now.
And I want you to order more underpants.
Yeah, why don't you really?
I did.
Katie, I bought them.
You play it too fast.
Fasted loose with only having six pairs or whatever.
I had six pairs.
But here's the thing.
Here's the crazy thing.
What?
There's seven days in the week.
I know.
And it's the last three Sundays.
I get out of the shower and I go to my drawer and I go, oh, we're no no underpants.
Because my seventh pair ripped the crotch out, so those got thrown away.
So my wife said, you go on your phone and you order underpants right now.
And I did.
And like a king of the castle.
A few hours later, Walmart rolls up with my underpants.
It's almost like they were right there all this whole time, the underpants.
I just felt, I felt wasteful that somebody drove me underpants.
That's embarrassing.
No, that was.
I didn't know that was going to happen.
I thought it would come like as a package.
No, for them, that got them out of the store.
All right.
Thank God.
But I'm just always, it's like, it's embarrassing that a human being had to get in their
vehicle and use gasoline to bring me underpants. That's silly. I got him for Christmas again.
I asked for him for Christmas again. So I... Well, now I fully stopped. I got nine pairs delivered yesterday.
Oh, wow. You're good to go then. I got to scrap a lot of these. They've been through Hellen back.
They've seen war. That's what I did when I initially, like five years ago, got my new stock.
I went through and got rid all the ones that you could turn into a skirt.
Yeah. Real quick with one piece of thread pop. They're a skirt. I got rid all those. A lot of the current underpants about to be retired.
Like now the ones now, yeah, these are the older ones now,
some of them I can even go through and be like,
all right, these ones are getting a little frayed at the top.
Goodbye.
I'll keep a couple in reserves because you never know.
I'm going to put another pair back in my car.
That's why I...
Yeah, that's a good idea.
I mean, you just put them right here in the bottom of desk door.
Yeah, just have a pair here at the office
because, you know, sometimes things happen.
I've got at least 15, I think, because they're all the same kind.
Yeah.
But I think I've got still like two pair of...
emergency
underwear just in case
everything hits the fan
and you know
it's like a bugout bag situation
or if the
water situation got worse
oh yeah good point
my mommy does most of my laundry for me
so if you couldn't do it there
I'm not paying
10 plus dollars to do
a load at my house
although what I have done is you just do it by hand
you can wash your pants by hand you sure
you just fill up
the sink, get some don't soap,
swing them around, let them dry out.
But the Amish do.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Well, good.
So those of you who have been concerned in my underpants journey, that has been fully
restocked.
Well, that's good.
That's good.
I was hoping.
And that this was just a good of a story.
I was hoping that you were sitting, because you said sitting on the couch,
shooting hoop shorts, she was going to lean over and go,
maybe want to put your legs down.
Oh, I'm sure my.
Because you were showing a little testicles.
I'm sure all those hanging out too, but they avert their eyes.
Cody and I will be at Taco Bell and Manlius.
The all-new Taco Bell canteen.
We'll be out there Wednesday from four to six.
We'd love it if you stop by, get yourself something to eat with us.
We'll be guest bartending, get yourself a drink.
Stop by for dinner on your way home or just make a special trip.
I'm going to try to get me a little nacho cheese cups.
Nice.
Just going to be there to hoard some cheese cubs.
Arrested for grand nacho theft.
What happened of all of our cheese cups that we prepared earlier today?
check it on Florida real quick. A couple of weird stories in Florida as you know those delivery robots
that are in major cities, they look like little mini driving things. Yeah, yeah, the ones that look like
they're going to mow your lawn. Yeah, like those things drive around. Yep. Um, like the food is in it
or whatever. It's an Uber eats. We don't have them around here. We're not, we've got market for that.
I've seen the ones where people have to like unstuck them. Yep, they get locked. I'm on a curb or whatever.
I'm on a curb. Well, this one got stuck on train tracks. And I know it's a robot, but it's
It's still sad to see.
Oh, did it get...
Oh, no!
Your burgers will be late.
Yeah, like, I know it's just a little robot guy, but still makes me sad.
Why didn't I ever try to yank it off there?
I'm not running.
I'm not running in front of a train to save someone's five guys order.
Oh.
You can hear the dog try to warn him before, too.
Yeah, you try to tell him.
Hey, bud.
Hey.
Also down in Florida.
And this guy, what?
I would have at least ran up to it real quick and taking the food out.
Oh, yeah.
Something's in there.
What's in there?
Now it's going to get exploded.
Also down in Florida, this guy deserves like a public spanking for this.
Oh, we're going to get a pankin.
Let's bring back public spankans.
I don't know a problem of that.
Are the stockades?
For months, people on this one stretch of road have been getting flat tires.
Oh, is he being a douchebag?
So they did an investigation.
After a month's long investigation, they realized this guy named Felix,
had been throwing roofing nails into the road.
What a dick.
What a dick?
Obviously just to be a dick, right?
No, that's...
I would be highly surprised if there was under three or four hundred victims when this is all
said and done.
I had three nails the first day, a week later, another one or two, and it was about a nail a week,
minimum.
We've had three on my car and two on my husbands.
Find a different hobby or pastime?
Maybe a less expensive one.
I don't know.
They were released to now 27 cars that have been reported flat tires.
That dude's paying for all of them.
He's got to.
Bring the receipts to court, small claims, make him pay for all of them.
Deputies found a large bucket of nails in this guy's truck.
They were the same kind of roofing nails that people have been finding in their tires.
What's he just sprinkling them?
He's just thrown on the road.
I don't know.
Just for what?
Just to be a dick?
Right.
Like, what are you doing?
He was arrested, told deputies he thought someone was,
following him
well maybe he's got some mental things going on
sprinkled nails
it is a deliberate and malicious
act that puts people in danger so he is
going to be in a lot of trouble anyone who's been
impacted by the damage is supposed to call the police
department yep because yo bro you're paying I'm sorry that you're having a
mental issue you think you're being followed
but you've ruined a lot of people's days
and that's not cheap no because a lot of people have
spending on their vehicle by law
can't just replace you.
No, you got to do two or four.
So that's not cool.
Yeah, he got to get a public spanking.
Yeah, big panking.
Our friend Kevin is back from Face Realty.
What's up, Kevin?
How are you, sir?
We are fantastic.
The weather's cold.
It is gray.
The days are short.
They're getting longer.
They're getting longer, right?
We have to be optimistic.
I noticed that.
I noticed that the other day.
Because Kevin is here with Catherine.
Are you part of the Faith Realty Group as well?
No, good morning.
I'm with Genesee Regional Bank.
Genesee Regional Bank.
Yes.
Mortgage originator.
Big event tomorrow up in my neck of the woods,
Phoenix, New York,
lock one distilling company.
Last time of your own with us,
you talked a little bit about
about the first time homebuyers
and what kind of information they need.
Tomorrow's event is dedicated
to that first time home buyer, right?
Correct.
So tell me a little bit about the event tomorrow, Catherine.
We will be hosting a first-time homebuyer seminar.
We're welcoming all first-time homebuyers,
even their parents.
whoever wants to come and listen to how to prepare for grant money that is coming out.
It's launching February 9th from the Federal Home Loan Bank.
Okay.
Last year, Genesee Regional Bank serviced 105 families within Central New York and the Rochester Market.
And now's the time to get pre-qualified.
See if you qualify for the grant.
If you have any credit issues, we can walk you through how to prepare for that.
And we'll connect you with Kevin and his team.
And you start shopping.
So do I need to be a member of your bank to get a mortgage through you?
No, no.
So you're talking to hopefully a first-time home buyer right here in the room.
What does he need to know about this grant money that's coming out?
So what is that going to do?
The grant money can be used towards your cash down payment or your closing cost.
However, you want to utilize those funds.
We don't know how much we're giving out this year.
Last year, we gave out between $5,000 to $20,000.
Per person?
Per family.
Per household.
There is an income restriction.
You cannot make over a certain dollar amount annually as a household income.
Great news for Cody.
I don't even need to know the number is I know I don't.
So I'm good.
Don't worry about that.
So, I mean, we don't have all the final things yet,
but we will be able to release that as soon as we know exactly how much money we're getting.
So we've been talking a lot about Cody trying to get his first home in here
these last couple of years, actually.
And people also talk about like,
these New York State, like first-time home buyer things.
Yes.
Can you combine, like, if you get grant money,
you can also do the home, like the New York State stuff?
Yes, you can layer the grant money.
And the New York State one is Sunny Mae.
Okay.
It's through the state of New York.
They did not release any grant monies yet.
Okay.
But last year, throughout 2025,
they were offering up to $30,000.
Wow.
So we don't have those numbers yet,
but that's definitely something you and I can talk about.
Yes, please.
And what kind of incentives are we seeing around here specifically?
Because I feel like with this Micron, they broke ground on Friday,
is that doing anything for incentives or is it, are prices higher?
What is what's going on with that?
I'm going to let Kevin speak on that.
I don't think we've seen that influx yet.
Okay.
So the people haven't moved, they're not looking to move here yet.
That's so way down the road.
There's still people, you know, right now we're dealing with, you know, a lot of construction
side of things.
Sure, sure.
You know, that's where they're at.
right now. So once we get, you know, a little bit more permanent, I think you'll see even
more an increase in prices and, you know, depending on what's going on. So get in before that
happened. So now it may be the best time to do that, Cody. So all right, tomorrow at the event,
give me the time again. It's about Lachlan Distilling in Phoenix, New York. What time?
530 to 7.30. And after we do the seminar and we will have light bites available, we'll be doing
a brewery tour. Oh, cool. Yeah. Go see the distillery over there. Come get some free beer.
Yeah, and check it out.
That's going to be free of charge.
Anybody can come to this?
Correct.
Anybody can come.
I'll share the information on our K Rock.
Facebook page.
Yeah, we're over 21, but yes.
For drinking.
Those first-time home buyers, if you were out there, you have all the questions that we've
been asking for Cody.
Come learn.
Come ask these questions.
Anything specific to you guys?
Learn about this grant money that's out there.
Of course, have a good event tomorrow night, guys.
Thank you.
Even if you're not a first-time home buyer, and you have questions, right, whatever it is,
you want something to sell it by, right?
You know, you can call me.
Okay.
You know, my name's Kevin Fates again with the Fates team.
We're at Acropolis Realty Group, so we are local, local brokerage,
so your money stays local, right?
It's not going, you know, across the country.
But, you know, my number's 315, 396, 2749.
Give Kevin a call.
Ask any questions.
Buying, selling, whatever it is.
Ask Kevin.
It'll take care of you.
guys, thank you so much.
Thank you for our business.
Thank you for joining us.
We will be at the brand new Taco Bell
canteena restaurant in Manlius
this Wednesday from 4 to 6
guest bartending.
Stop by and get yourself some neat and drink.
Yo, kid, or Josh and Cody.
Huh?
He's doing the dog.
Perfect tie-in to this story.
There's a Speedy Gonzalez movie in the works.
I thought he was canceled.
I thought they didn't like it because he did
Mexican stereotypes that they didn't like or something.
So maybe they're trying to reclaim it.
Because I don't know who this director is, Jorge Gutierrez.
So maybe they're trying to reclaim Speedy Gonzalez.
Because the racist part was that it was like he was lazy and Mexicans were sleeping and lazy.
Like there was a lot of racial stuff.
See, I was always, when I watched it, never really, I didn't really got what they were upset about.
He didn't really, he was just very fast.
He was fast, but I think like if you remember Speedy Gonzalez cartoons.
I don't really.
They had a lot of like lazy Mexican tropes.
So that was the part that, I don't know, I mean, other than his accent, probably it was done by a white guy.
That was probably problematic for him.
But I agree.
I thought the Speedy Gonzalez character, he was running around, charming little mouse with his sombrero on.
But I never, I also never needed to, I don't need, like, it wasn't one of my favorites.
Like, I don't need a movie.
Yeah, I never really watched a lot of Speedy Gonzalez.
No.
Warner Brothers has partnered with Jorge Gutierrez.
Okay.
To direct a Speedy Gonzalez movie.
Is it going to be live action or a cartoon?
It can't be live action, right?
I mean, that's what a lot of things are now.
They'll act like he's a cartoon, but the other people are...
Like the Sonic approach to it.
But that's a flop.
You can already tell that's a flop.
Nobody is clamoring for Speedy Gonzalez.
And what's the plot?
I do love Looney Tunes, though, but I want to know what I want to see for Looney Tunes.
If the second Space Jam didn't do that well,
they had LeBron and all of them in there,
why would this be better?
Yeah.
That's like someone being like,
yo,
you know what,
there's just not any of?
Sylvester the cat ones,
or whatever the hell that cat's name is.
Maybe there's like,
is,
who cares?
Are there a lot of like Mexican people
that want a Speedy Gonzalez movie?
Maybe it's not for us.
I don't know that, though.
Was it a character that they liked?
I mean, if it's,
Do, are there like
Mexican movie production companies?
Like how over in like, you know,
Bollywood, they have all their own,
like movies that we don't ever see.
Yeah, maybe I don't know.
Search them out.
Maybe they have.
Because I love Looney Tunes.
I just don't know what Looney Tunes movie I want to see.
I do.
And I don't,
movies aren't,
I don't really have an interest in.
Bugs Bunny.
We haven't seen a Bugs Bunny movie in a while.
Unless you're doing another Roger Rabbit.
Get out of here.
A Wiley Coyote movie.
See what I mean?
Like nobody's...
Who's clamoring for...
I don't think anybody.
Wiley Coyote.
Tasmanian Devil?
No.
Because what are the plots of these?
Unless you make them
like very funny
and somehow
I don't even know
the Tasmanian devil
That little baby that smokes a cigar?
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
The boss, the mob baby there.
Marvin the Martian?
Right.
Does he get like...
Guys, I can't emphasize
Deported or like what's the movie?
I can't emphasize the hold that Looney Tunes had on the 1990s.
Like it was, all of these characters I'm saying were on every piece of merchandise in the 1900s.
Jackets and shirts.
Taz.
I had a Marvin the Martian T-shirt.
Our larger brethren ladies and gentlemen would always wear the Looney Tunes clothing.
And then we would take these characters and hip hop them up.
Like that was another thing we did it in the late.
in 1900s?
Yeah.
Is we would take a Tweety Bird and a Taz and a Bugs Bunny and put them in droopy pants
in a backwards hat.
Damn right.
And now they were hip-hop, Looney Tunes, you know?
No, they were gangsters.
Why did we do that?
What was going on in the 90s with Looney Tunes?
They were just popular.
Were they public domain or something?
We were making everything.
It was a popular thing.
Warner Brothers was like, we're making money.
They had their own store.
Remember, though, was it the Warner Brothers store, right?
Yeah, there was a Warner Brothers store and a Disney store.
That was a Warner Bros.
So they had all of the merch and then it just kind of petered out because everyone was like,
oh, I guess we don't really need a jacket with the loony tunes gang on.
But we did.
Then we did.
Then we needed a leather jacket with the loony tunes gang on it for some reason.
I need a multicolored jacket.
I need one sleeve is red.
The other sleeve is blue.
The whole thing is a yellow green combo.
And on the back, all love the loony tunes.
I would like to watch that either YouTube documentary or Netflix.
documentary about why the Looney Tunes were so prevalent.
It's from like 92 to 98.
The rise and fall of Bugs Bunny.
Like who was pushing Looney Tunes merch out there so much?
And what happened?
What wrong turn to Albuquerque did they make?
Exactly great.
That's a great reference he just made.
All right?
Anyways.
Who was sporting the Looney Tunes gear back in the 1900s?
All right.
Kenny and chat.
I'm Chris Pratt of Speedy Gonzalez.
I'm Chris.
I'm Chris Bette.
Undoley, undelay, go faster, go faster.
Two, two, go fast.
Joe Stanley is here. Stanley Law, the maximum award people.
What's going on, Joe?
You said that Drake is doing some, like, gambling?
Explain what's going on with that.
Well, I saw that there was a class action brought against him
because he's allegedly taking his illegally obtained funds from streaming,
you know, how that can go.
Okay.
And then he's using it to funnel it through a little gambling site,
so, you know, it gets washed out.
So.
How much money does he need?
That's insane.
Like, he has a jet.
He's got the money.
Why even do this?
Like, there's something to people's brains.
Like, even though you're so wealthy,
you've still got to find a way to scrape more money?
Right.
With the convoluted, you know,
why do you have to do illegal streaming?
Just pay it.
Yeah.
You know, you're an artist.
If you were being stolen,
that's why he would see really odd.
He would sue somebody,
If he was getting stolen, right.
And then because I'm curious, you said,
I have a story about a beheaded lady.
What is that?
Remember this woman, we may have talked about it,
she had to plead a deal for killing her ex-partner.
Okay.
And he was beheaded.
She admitted that she killed him but didn't behead him.
But she wouldn't take the plea deal, 20 to life.
So she went to trial.
And of course, she got convicted because she admitted she did it.
Yeah.
And she got more.
She got 30 minimum of the 30.
But the more weirdness came out at the trial.
Apparently she killed him,
her ex-partner, because she was married to his son,
and he was interfering with her relationship with his son.
We're in Alabama.
Oh, my.
I'm going to say, yeah, we're exactly in the South.
Can you just explain?
I watch this on a lot of true crime stuff.
Like the plea deal.
Is that just to say, like, I don't want to waste all the time in court.
Like, we'll give you 20 years, like, whatever you said.
What's the point?
of a plea deal? Who does that benefit? Well, it saves a lot of money because murder trials can
go on a long time. Then you get, they have mandatory appeals and things can go wrong. I mean,
it can be very expensive. So, you know, 20 years to life is, you know, you can get out, but they have
to let you out. You have to be in good behavior is a better deal than 30 to life, especially
depending on what age is. But yeah, most of the time the deals are the risk. It's the risk. Can we
lose. Do we have a perfect case or is it, it's, you know, if they're guilty, is it worth spending
$10 million for an extra five years? Yeah. And I'm sure like the court time that it takes up for
all these. They're like, listen, this is going to eat up a lot of our schedule. All right. Joe Stanley,
he answers all the questions you need answered. Stanley Law, the maximum award people. Thanks for coming in,
Joe. That's a song about your fleece sweater, shocking your weenie this morning on the show.
It's about static.
That sounds about right.
Right into the hole.
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Yeah, I feel like that wouldn't be fair.
Yeah.
That wouldn't be fun for anybody.
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A-oh.
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