The Show - HEY DUDE

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

It’s not about the accident, it’s about the months of inconvenience. So be careful. Syracuse has a football schedule. Is CNY a great spot for dating? High Strangeness looks in to some “space junk.” Josh is way too excited over the ‘Hey Dude’ reunion. Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Shout out to my listeners and big moose. negative two degrees right now.

That triangle between Pickingy or whatever that was and those other two. North of Montague. I've never seen anything like that. They're still getting blasted up there. Ahoy, hoi, everybody. Yeah, they're getting blasted. Just north of me and Grammy, they're getting it Fulton, the Swego. I'm definitely up near water time, but you can't hear us way up there.

Now, the wind chills are a problem because it's a little wind, It's blowing snow that snowfighters are working. You get rid of, you can tell where it's been because, you know, you can see it's the usual drifty snow spots. It's like, ah. Even Grandpa Polly, for some reason, texted me last night. He goes, why is it still snowing? I thought this was supposed to end.

And I go, that storm did it. Yeah. This is now the Lake Effect band that we've got going on, which seemed to do more damage to my roads than the first swath, I guess. I don't understand. Man, it was nuts, man. I had just as much snow on my car this morning as I did yesterday when I brushed it off. I had way more. We at least got.

What the hell? At least a foot and a half overnight. It was crazy. It was so confusing. It's crazy. Tax line, four straight night of snow removal in Liverpool. We appreciate you snow fighters. Attempting to keep these roads clear.

I don't know. Yeah, it's just rough. I don't know what you can do. Oh, boy, everybody. Well, happy, uh, happy Tuesday. Day. Just give yourself an extra. Same thing.

Same thing. Give yourself some good time. Extra gave myself an extra 15, 20 minutes today. Same. And it was okay. It was just, again, it was rough. Certain spots, very rough. A couple spots.

It was very nice. Yeah, it makes for nice photos, but it's not fun to drive in. Oh, I meant like the roads were very, like, there were a couple spots that actually had, like, right in front of our studio randomly. Uh-huh. The roads are clear right here. There were a couple spots, but few and far between. Came close to death this morning on 690 as...

Yeah, that's what I meant. I'm in the right lane and someone's trying to merge. And also I'm being pinched on the left side. So I'm like, oh, I guess I die now. It's just... Just relax, everybody, please. I know it's like this every winter. Yeah, I know.

It just seems like this winter there's been way more inconsiderate drivers. Yeah, they're out of their minds. They're just driving not for the weather. and I don't want to sound like the old man in the room, but you're not driving for the appropriate weather. No, they're driving too fast or it's like, I'm not going to go. I'm sorry, today's not a 55-to-65 day on 690. I don't want to be a ditch.

It's just not. It's barely a 45 day. Just some days there's nothing you can do. I'm not sliding into the side of a concrete guardrail because you got to get to work as you're running. And I have that PTSD from last year when I slid into that telephone pole. Right. It's not the accident that I'm worried about.

It's the month and a half of not having a car and repairs and body shop work. In the winter. Like that's the part that resonates with me. I'm going to go slow because I don't want to have to go a month and a half in a stinky gross Kia rental. It's funny. You said that because I write out $690 because I hate that I know they can't take, There's nothing to do with the barricades. It's such a dumb idea to have barricades on 690 in this winter with this weather.

But there was a guy that was ripping up, and I was like, but I don't know what to tell you, I'm not going to be inconvenienced because you're going to bump me into. Exactly. It's not going to be that bad. It's not going to get hurt. You're just going to bounce around the concrete barriers a little. It's going to be extremely inconvenient. It's going to be two months of my car being in a body shop.

That's going to make me much angrier. Exactly. So it's just... Relax. My brain goes there. My brain is not about, oh, I don't want to bump into a guardrail. No. I don't want to do that, but I also don't want to be without a vehicle for two months.

It's once that car comes to a rest. Yes. Now it's the most inconvenient damn thing ever. Yeah. Anyways, just go slow. I know we bitch about it every morning, but give yourself some time. Wait, we got to give these PSAs until people stop doing it because I still had a little my ass road this morning and not in the fun way. All right.

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CNY brewfest. com. That's how you do. I didn't know about this guy, this Ryan wedding guy, who got arrested, I guess. They finally captured him. We talked about him a long time ago, just very, very briefly in passing because it was such a big deal that he was in the Olympics and all that crap. Cash Patel put out a boy's 10-12 FBI jacket and escorted him off the plane. I don't want to wear my glasses.

Sporting a full beard and greasy slick back air wedding entered the federal courtroom in Santa Ana. Santa. Shackled at the wrists and ankles? Is he that big of a threat now? You got him. I mean, he's going to take off? Yeah, if he does, you ain't catching him. He's an athlete, that's true.

And he's a big boy. But he's my age. He's 44. He ain't running. Yeah, no, no. His mood visibly dankened by U.S. magistrate judge, John D. Early, ordering him to a Santa Ana jail without bond. Yeah, you can't be pedaling the cocaine.

He's probably doing murders, more than likely, or a calling for murders. stuff like that, you know what I mean? He was on the FBI's top 10 most wanted, so he was into stuff. And had a $15 million bounty on his head for Intel leading to his capture. He was like a Canadian Al Chapo, basically. He was in the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City. Whoa, he built his empire that quick.

Good for him. He's eluded authorities for nearly a decade. Bureau set his capture in Mexico on January 22nd, dealt a major, major blow to the sprawling international criminal network. I don't know if we're ever going to stop cocaine. No. It just seems like the war on drugs. We've lost the war on drugs.

Occasionally we get one of these or we get like a El Chapo or whatever, but we're still getting cocaine. What? A Chapo. A Chapo. I don't know if what else he did, but if it was just all this like drug stuff, this is one of those where it's like, yeah, you're in our custody forever. we're going to use your brain.

I always wonder if they do that with a lot of these guys. Oh, like Intel and stuff? He's obviously smart enough to, you know, if you're going to be able to run an entire illegal empire, you've got to have some type of knowledge. So use his ass. It just seems like the drugs won with the war on drugs. Like, we're not really stopping them.

Fed's busted 36 other individuals believed to be connected to his drug empire, which used L.A. as its main U.S. hub, farrying hundreds of kilos of cocaine through Southern California, then on to Canada and other locations throughout the U.S. It's weird because I was just watching that video a couple weeks ago I was showing you of that USC quarterback or whatever who started working for El Chapo. There's like this weird, like athlete to drug keeping. Well, that's probably one of the easier people to, you know, convince.

It's to say, hey, man, you've got a lot of connection. You're athletic. Or like maybe the money thing didn't work out for you, but we can help you out. And they just, they fall, you know, under the spell of probably getting a ton of money. Yeah. Who knows what they're doing. But, I mean, we pled not guilty. Indictments are not evidence.

It's just an accusation he said outside the courthouse. That's always funny. I think you got to do that. Yeah. If you say I get it, then you're done. Then you're done. If you say I didn't do it, you at least get a trial out of it. some type of lesser charges, but like, nah, bro, you did it.

Yeah, but you probably definitely did it. There ain't even know allegedly, you did it. But, uh... You're a cocaine dealer. Even if you, like, caught me red hand and I'm still going to say, I didn't do this. No, yeah. Because I want to at least try it, you know? Yeah.

Well, he got busted. And, uh, I guess, I guess there's no more cocaine, right? They did it, though. We did it. They did it. We did it. The Wildcat Sports Pub, CMI, Brewfest. Brough.

Coming up this Saturday, CMIBrewfest.com for tickets and info. Syracuse football schedule dropped yesterday. Do they release all the teams at the same day or this is? Dave, they've kind of already announced like who they're playing, but now they've given them dates and stuff. So I think they all kind of do it in one big old cluster yesterday. We were just laughing in chat because the only reason you have season tickets to Syracuse football is because you're a Florida state fan.

and it ended up being cheaper just to go get season tickets. And now they're not going to be here next year. They weren't here this year. They weren't here before that. They haven't been here once or twice since I lost that one where I shaved my beard off. You're just going to make sure both teams have a good time. That's nice of you. And make friends along the way.

Yes. Actually, yes. Not the first part. But yeah, there's a fans are fun in the dome. I like going. I like the atmosphere. I like the tailgate. I like the whole Saturday thing of it.

However, I very much adamantly disagree with the university charging us over the last two years, several hundred dollars depending on your tickets. Yeah, they keep increasing the price. If you have a good year and you're going to expect the fans to pay $100 more like I had to after you had a 10 and 2 year or whatever, you then can't have a terrible year like you had last year and still make people pay more. That's assonine. And then you wonder and put all these articles out about people need to get in the dome and why is the dome empty and where are the fans?

The fans are broke as F. I was going to say, that's the weird thing. You'd think that a university is smart as Syracuse University and please don't complain to my boss, or anything we say about you. You know about supply and demand. Yeah. There's not as great of a demand because you're not winning right now. No. So the tickets should not be more expensive.

You're going in the wrong direction and then like you said, you're complaining that don't's in the dome. You can't publicly come out and be like, uh, we need NIL help. Well, I mean, what are we going to do? Well, you've got some of the richest donors in the world. You've also got some of the richest alums. You can't then up the ticket prices and then want us to also then pay the NIL. The rundown for the schedule and you tell me how these games are like, because I don't know who's good and who's not good.

I opens up on September 5th with New Hampshire. National championship. New Hampshire. I'm just kidding. That's the, that's like a gimmee. That's one of those where you're like, I'm paying for that. That's why we get mad.

I'm paying for that. For New Hampshire. You book New Hampshire. You get California the next week. That's a cool, though. I never understood why they're in the ACC. It's literally the opposite coast. I don't know why they refuse to just break it down to what they're supposed to just do the power for whatever

and then have, you know, the independence. It's stupid. Like you said, it's California, Cal, in the Atlantic Coast. conference. But they're a good team. They'll be a tough one, yes. Then you get a month off, so there'll be no games in the dome for a month as they go away for Pittsburgh, Yukon and Virginia. Yeah, those are all, if the Yukon should be a victory, Pitt was pretty good last year in Virginia. I mean, with all these roster flips, you never know anymore who's going to be

decent, but you know who will be decent is Louisville. Louisville's back home. They're going to be at home October 17. in the dome. Yeah. Then they travel down to North Carolina. No, Bill Belichick this year. What happened? Is he already done?

It's at North Carolina. It's just not here. Is he still going to keep doing this? Yeah. We're still going to keep doing this, Bill. I think it was a, now it's just a, now we're not giving it any press because you were terrible. All right.

Then you get SMU at home. This is what I thought was going to be the marquee game because they're going to be legit next year. The quarterback's good. They're a good team. That'll be. fun. I actually like them. And it's also funny that they're Southern Methodist University. Why do they have, like, they're like floating dates. It says Friday or

Saturday, then Friday or Saturday. Whoever the ACC books it. Gotcha. They have, they'll be flipping it around. Yeah, the next week will be Clemson at home. Another should be really good game with the way that they're always. That'll be fun to watch. Very competitive. And then they're away at NC State. They're away at Boston College and they close out the season with Notre Dame. Is that a big deal? That's the biggest deal for the dome in years. Notre Dame coming to the dome? Why is that?

Absolutely. They're a national. I mean, they got the snub this year, but they're a national championship contender every year. They're a huge name. They're one of the most, if not, most popular college programs in the world. And that's a big. That's a stressful game because you know how the season's going at that point.

Yep. So either it's going to be like, well, they got three wins or they got 10 wins. I don't know whatever it is. And the last few times that we were going to. be whoops by Notre Dame. They did it like, oh, no, it's over. It's like in Tennessee or whatever. It's a home game, but it's out here.

It's over there. It's like, that's not fair. Yeah, so the schedule comes out. How do you think, does it, you said last year's schedule was a tough one for them? Does this one look like a tough one for them? Yeah, it really does, because just real quick. Let me just be a bit pessimist.

Go ahead. See, one, one, one in one, one and two, two and two, two and three. two and three, two and four, three and five, three and six, three and seven, four and seven, five and eight. Yeah? Yeah. That's what you're thinking right now? Five and eight right now. Just quick, real fast.

Five and eight season. Cody Mac calls it first and foremost right here on the show. I hope I'm wrong. Look at that little dog in his know. He's got his face full of snow and he's like, what I'm saying? What I'm saying? We're in chat right now. during commercials, we're always chatting in Twitch.

Twitch.tv.com slash K-Rock, C-N-Y. Katie says her goal two years ago was no snooze, and she broke the habit and it's so much better. Snooze is pointless. I'll tell you that time and time again. Don't use your snooze button. Don't be one of those people that sets an alarm every 10 minutes for an hour. That's a wasted hour. Just set your alarm for an extra half an hour.

Give yourself a whole extra half an hour of sleep. That's all you got to do. Yeah, split the difference. Be like, I want to get up at six. So I set a bunch of alarms starting at 5. Yeah. Just sit an alarm at 5.30. There, boom.

Get up. My body, though, because it knew I had to... My body is a wind alarm, because I knew I had to dig my car out these last couple mornings. Yeah. I don't even need my alarm. I was up at 350. Both mornings, just my body's like up. I'm up.

Yesterday morning, it's same, because I knew the anxiety going into yesterday morning. This morning, no, this morning was my usual alarm clock of the dog. Oh, that's usually... This is a big shake. This big shake or she's unaware of what time it is and will just stand over me like a creepy demon. Okay. Literally, we'll either sit or just all four.

Your sleep paralysis, demon? She likes to look out that window. Yeah. And so she's trying to be quiet. But if you just happen to open your eyes and there's a 35-pound just creature... Yeah, looking at you. Hey, what's you doing down there? What's going on?

I'm just looking out the window by you awake now. Yeah, Freddie is... Jarre you a little bit. Freddie's reaching his breaking point. He's been naughty these last two nights because he has been cooped up inside for too many months. Yeah. And this is when we start to reach the point where he's got to get outside and he's being a dick about it. And there's no, have we talked about this?

Is there like an indoor place you can take a dog to like whip a ball? I'm going to invent that. It's old turf. Like how. 2006 is a year I find a business opportunity and I'm going to open something. I don't know what, but that's a good one of my business ideas. Get a old school. to be like, hey, you donate in your

old football turf and then you put it inside. Spock that would have been dope for it was that Sport Center by 41 that closed. But then I think like Volvo or Saab or somebody bought that, I was going to be like a whatever. But it was just a giant indoor like turfed facility. That would have been the spot to do it, man. Yep.

No, that's the shame that that's what they're turning that into. At least it's something. Yeah, just when that first opened being from that area, that was such a big deal. Playing baseball inside and stuff. Well, it was just a, it was a sports complex. It was dope. The end, it was, you know, used, but man, when that first opened, every day, that place was packed from open to clothes all day every day.

Dude, when my kid did indoor soccer over at Jones Road, that place is packed open. Like, you can just play so many indoor sports at those places. I don't know how. Maybe they do. I don't know how it works. I know they're busy. I always assumed it was from like I don't know how that works

But like Well we had to pay like dues to play into soccer But I figured it was like You know it's over where it was You know ESM Whoever they get money from whoever They give them money because now ESM We would go there

To do gym stuff and Sport stuff That's where we went with Goofy Baldwin and Polly To hit baseballs over there Hit 89 hour fastballs We did we went over there and played baseball And we filed some off I think you ripped a couple

I'm a professional athlete. You guys don't know this about me. I'm a professional athlete. I can get around on it. I popped on up to the catcher. So a new report has analyzed the best American cities for dating and Cody. You're in it, bud. You're in?

No. Here? Upstate in New York. Upstate and western New York. I mean, not to tutor on horn, but you want to run the gamut of, I don't think that's the right word. Gauntlet. Gotlet of things to do every. season. You know what I mean? There's

every single possible thing you could do. I have to ask you single people, if this is accurate, they analyzed large U.S. cities to determine the best cities for dating, considering stuff like dating opportunities, cost of living, quality of life, and interest in dating.

And basically it runs down the through way. Rochester is number one in the country. No. Buffalo makes the list. Albany makes the list. Pittsburgh makes the list. Boston makes the list.

Wow. Yeah. It's just, it's because there's so much to do. Mm-hmm. I mean, like, you know, if you like winter stuff, then there's every winter activity

you could possibly think of. If you like that first spring, whatever, there is a million things to do when it happens. We have a billion things to do in the summer. You like fall activities.

We are top-notch for fall activities. Oh, hell yeah. You want some apple orchard dates. You know what I mean? That's fun. That's, you know, there's all the things. But I mean,

got to have the people for it. Is there not a good, good letter? I mean, I don't know other places to compare to, so I can't say specifically, but I mean, I mean, if they, if a poll says it, I mean, who's to say who's right or whatever? Because sister says there's other reports that I've always said we're the worst place for dating.

I'm asking those of you who are in the biz, who are in the dating biz. It also depends, I bet on when you ask. Like, go around and do that survey now in upstate New York. You're like, hey, this is a great place for dating? Yeah. Okay, can you get on my way? I'm trying to shovel the eight feet of snow.

Yeah, it's a great place for dating. Please move. If this was a, if I had not met my wife 20 plus years ago, I would just be a single man. I would not be dating. I wouldn't know how to date. I don't know how you guys do it. Just like go and meet strangers out at different places.

My mind can't even comprehend that. Yeah, just go to the zoo and wait. Oh, you do? Yeah. Wait for the cougars to walk through. Like, oh, it's the man or dead. Daddy didn't come with you today, guys? My mental health is not in a state where I can just go meet someone at a restaurant and not be like,

I'm so anxious, I'm going to have diarrhea during this date. Like, my body wouldn't allow me to date. It's balls. You get some good meals. Yeah. A lot of things. Get to have some good meals. Have an awkward, like, are movie dates still a thing where you go and see movies?

That's a later. Because you can't interact initially. I like that. I like that. But then you're just, you don't learn anything, so you can't tell if you do, or if you are interested in the person. I'd like to sit quietly with you in a dark room. Very first thing. No talking.

Just quietly. No talking. Please. And then when it's done, have good night. We part way. Yeah. You take the popcorn. Yeah.

If there's any leftover soda, she can have it. And I would never, like, it would never get to a situation where I'd get to hook up with ladies because I would just want to go home by myself. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I would just say, and good day to you. She's giving you all the hints. And he's like, wow, my house is so far from here. And you're like, oh, mine's not.

Mine's right over here. See you later, though. Yeah. Mine's just down the road. Well, have a good one. That's my famous story from college. My friends couldn't believe when I was out with a girl. And she invited me up to her room and I was like, no, I'm good.

And I went back and play roller coaster tycoon. Yeah. It was over there. I don't read signs. I don't catch vibes. I don't care. I want to just go be my myself and play my computers. Yep.

Do you want to come up? I'm up and on and die. Yeah. Nah, you get you, you go have a nice night. I don't want to keep you up late. Oh, cool, you're an Adagga. I'm in, uh, I'm in Phenel. I'll walk you to your door.

You don't want to come up? You can come inside, though. And she even said my roommate's gone. I'm like, oh, well, then you'll have more fun. Oh, awesome. You can just get right to bed and not even have to worry about anybody bothering you. You can watch whatever show you want and have as many snacks as you want. You can walk around naked.

No, Susan, I'm not kidding. That's a hundred percent true story. Before I met my wife, I was, there was a girl on campus that I went out with one night. She invited me back to her dorm Said my roommate is gone I walked her to the dorm on the dog and said goodbye And that's not even the time that a naked lady Threw herself at him

Oh yeah the naked lady that came in my dorm room And tried to climb on my bed He just went on the couch I put her on the couch and covered her up Yeah there you go Tucked her right in There you go Tucked her right in

That lady tried that twice That girl tried to get into bed with me twice And both times I went on my bed I want about my way I'm just not interested in that I'm just not interested in that No you were just it's Or just the signs

I was saying the signs didn't make their way as clear for you so you weren't as sure Yeah I don't care You can all pick on me I really don't care And she was attracted But she climbed right in my bed She was in her underpants

We're only picking on you because of that Yeah Because most guys don't just get Handed that No I know is the universe trying And I was like nah You sleep on the couch Give him one of the kids

I'm gonna play with my computer Let me just Oh you're gonna roll it closer I thought when you asked if I wanted to come over and see your roller coaster loop-de-loop, it was for real. Okay, you're going to turn your back on plate. Well, I didn't know. Maybe she was under the influence of something, not making correct decisions.

I wasn't going to get myself in a predicament there. Yeah, that's the whole point of college. Hooked up, especially if it was going to be hooking up with you, definitely incorrect decision. Uh-huh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She would have regretted that immediately. So why even, why even bother? Why get ourselves all tangled up in a bunch of weirdness?

You've got to learn. Let her wake up and realize. Where it's me going, oh my God, you almost made out with me last night. Wouldn't that have been awful? Hey, hey, hey. Do you want to go to a dining hall? It's breakfast. I'm going to go dining hall.

What? You try to hook up with me. Isn't that embarrassing for you? We did kisses. Yeah, it'll be awkward. I don't care. I like my computers. I like my solo time.

I like watching videos. I'm just like being alone. There's another role at all. What wrong with that at all? Twitch.tv slash K-Rock C-N-Y. How do you feel about the dating scene in central, upstate, western New York? Was there a-Mohawk Valley? What, was there a bottom?

El Paso, Texas, and Virginia Beach. Virginia Beach. I thought it was like a touristy thing. Wouldn't there be stuff to do down there? Maybe that's why, because it's all tourists and never anybody like really staying. It's El Paso. I mean, poor Al Paso catching strays. Yeah.

It's too hot. You can't go outside. No. In the bottom five is Colorado Springs Where AJ lives right now Really? You seem to find somebody out there. You'd think an area like that it'd be

You'd think Not so nice and pretty Oh well Yeah Ahoy, hoie, happy Tuesday and Tuesday Well that means we get into some high strangeness You know how much we love

The Unexplained The paranormal The Downright creepy Me poop and my pants Now this is something I wonder if it was in that your UFO book that you like to read. Oh, well, maybe. The Black Knight Satellite. Have you heard of that before? I can't remember. That's why I'm rereading that,

because I don't remember as much as I wish I did when it comes to all that. The Black Knight Satellite is... And there's even like a couple parts of this store or even I'm like, all right, stop it. Because whenever something is real and this thing in space is real, NASA knows it's up there. Yeah. regular just kind of like hobbyists, snow it's up there. But there's always a dude who wants to make a grift off it,

and you're going to hear about that in the clip. Like a guy is like, oh, no, that's 13,000 years old. He has no idea. He's just trying to sell a book or whatever. Yes, those people want money, and then they ruin the credibility of the other people that are doing this stuff. So what is the Black Knight satellite?

Basically, it's a piece of what we are calling space junk. NASA refers to it as space junk that's up in the air. Okay. Other people wonder, is this an alien satellite that's been monitoring us for a very long time? Oh, I love when that stuff happens. Is this like from the USSR? We don't know because this is something you can see photographs of.

I'm going to show you. Hobbies can photograph this today if they are in the right location. But we just don't know what it is. So we're going to start this clip. Now who did this? I'll post this up on our Facebook page, this YouTube creator, who did a quick dive into it. We're going to start with Nikolai Tesla.

Oh. Because he claims to have kind of interacted with this early in his Tesla days. All right. Go on. And we begin this story with none other than Nikola Tesla, the brilliant inventor and visionary, who in 1899 reportedly intercepted a strange signal using a high voltage radio device he built in Colorado Springs. 1800s. Tesla was convinced the signal was not of this earth, hinting that it could be an intelligent transmission from space.

For decades, the mystery surrounding that signal sparked intense debate, especially throughout the early 20th century. But by the 1930s, mainstream scientists dismissed the anomaly, attributing it to a natural cosmic source, likely a pulsar, one of the universe's many strange and powerful radio emitter's. Yet for some, that explanation only deepened the mystery. As the decades passed, the mysterious signal Tesla claimed to have heard faded into obscurity until the mid-20th century, when humanity began reaching toward the stars. In the 1950s, during the early days of the space race, both the United States and the Soviet Union detected unexplained objects in Earth's orbit. In 1954, newspapers like the St. Louis Post Dispatch and the San Francisco Examiner

published stories quoting retired U.S. Air Force Major Donald Kehoe, who claimed the U.S. military had been tracking two unidentified satellites. Now you got to understand, this is the 50s. It's not like now. No, there's not just, oh, it could be anybody's satellite. No, nobody has the capabilities to do this yet. And he's up there going. There's something up here floating through space,

and we don't know who satellite this is. Despite the fact that neither the U.S. nor the USSR had launched any at that time, Sputnik wouldn't come until 1957. Kehoe went further, suggesting that these objects were of extraterrestrial origin, possibly over 13,000 years old. A bold conclusion, to be fair. And to this day, it remains. unclear what evidence, if any, he used to support that specific timeline.

And that's where I called... Did he have a book? He had a book to sell, yeah. So I don't think the 13,000... Like, he doesn't know how old this thing is. I think he had a book to sell. He's like, no, it's 13,000 years old. It could be an extraterrestrial thing.

He is just then trying to make money by putting a date on it. Right. Keeho was promoting his latest book and that his sensational claims about ancient alien satellites may have been a calculated move to attract media attention and public interest. And I'm with showgirl fuzz and chat. Every time they say satellite, I also hear Dave Matthews on my head. Oh, as soon as you did it, it was fine.

We were all the same page there, right? In 1960, the mystery deepened. The U.S. Navy picked up an unidentified object in polar orbit. Something neither the U.S. nor the Soviet Union had the capability to achieve at the time. It was large,

moved irregularly, and didn't match the trajectory of any known satellite. So if you're just tuning in, this is the Black Knight satellite. Probably not 13,000 years old because you know evidence of that, but Nikolai Tesla did feel like he was communicating with something

and remember that for the very end of this clip, what Nikola Tesla was going to say, because he experienced something up there. The Air Force guys were like, hey, man, there's something up there, and we didn't launch anything. The USSR didn't launch anything. It feels like it's not really like, it felt like it was kind of directing itself. Like it wasn't just like a satellite in space, you know?

Soon after, Time Magazine reported on this unknown satellite, calling it a dark object and sparking public curiosity. The Pentagon later claimed it was space debris from a long. satellite, specifically, part of a U.S. Air Force discoverer 8 program capsule. Some claimed the Black Knight had been broadcasting signals, and that those signals weren't random. In 1973, Scottish researcher Duncan Lunin made headlines when he claimed to have decoded a series of long-delayed radio echoes, L-D-E's, dating back to the 1920s. According to his analysis,

the signals were a star map, pointing to Epsilon Bayotis. Yeah, like this, I don't know what he's talking about. I'm so too hard to wait too dumb for this. ...years away. Supposedly the home of a civilization trying to communicate with Earth. Lunan proposed that an alien satellite, possibly the Black Knight itself, was placed in Earth's orbit thousands of years ago to monitor humanity, a silent observer from a distant civilization.

While Lunan later distanced himself from that interpretation, the idea stuck. What if the Black Knight satellite isn't just observing, but trying to reach out? So what if the Blacklight satellite is trying to reach out? Let me jump ahead to the final part of this that I want to wrap on. If you're just tuning in, this is the Black Knight satellite. If you're watching watch and Twitch, this is an actual photograph of it. NASA claims it's space debris Some

Cooks have tried to be like No, that was there 13,000 years ago But also other people are saying Maybe they've been monitoring us for a while But what is it supposed to be then If it's space debris What They explained it like there's like a

There's like a thermal blanket that came off of a Device and maybe they're right I don't know they're NASA I'm not But it's been up there for a long time It's been up there for that long Then I don't yeah that doesn't.

So now I'll wrap it. He said if it was now, that'd make more sense. Right. I'll wrap it with Nikola Tesla again. Because he explains what he experienced back in the 1800s. Now, obviously he didn't have the technology to know

what was up there. He was just interacting with like these weird pulses. Yeah. But this is his, it's a little bit longer quote, but he's explaining what it was like to interact with this thing. And so, we end this story where it began with Nikola Tesla and his own

haunting words. I will never forget the first feelings I experienced when it dawned on me that I was observing something of potentially immense importance to humanity. I felt as though I was witnessing the birth of new knowledge, the discovery of a great truth. To this day, I remember the event and the apparatus clearly, as if it were right in front of me. My initial observations genuinely frightened me. There was something mysterious about them, perhaps even supernatural.

I was alone in the laboratory, and it was night. Still, the thought never occurred to me at the time that the signals I detected might be intelligently controlled. The changes I observed were periodic, with a clarity of number and order that I could not associate with anything I had. known before. Of course, I was familiar with natural electrical disturbances from the sun, the Aurora Borealis, or Earth's magnetic field. But I am convinced they were not the cause. Though I could not interpret their meaning, I could not dismiss them as random. The feeling has only grown in me over the years that I was the first man to hear a greeting from one planet to another. Nikola Tesla.

So was he? That was a weird Jack Handy. Yeah, so maybe he was. Maybe he was using all of his Tesla coils and all these things back in the 1800s. Why would he say that? I don't know. You can take it with a while. You can dive deeper if you want to.

That's a very reliable source. Tesla. He knew a lot. He was really tapped in. Wow. That was a neat one. If you want to watch a deeper dive into that. I don't remember. Now I've got to keep read that book even more. It's the Black Knight. Hot her light

You're a black night Yeah I'll put that up on our YouTube page If you want to dive a little deeper With some high strangeness I'm gonna see that band In a couple weeks Do you know that?

I forgot about that I'm gonna go see nine inch nails In a couple weeks 30 years in the making bud That's a fucking list band I'm going down to Jersey To see them That's crazy

The last what Like year you've seen all of your favorites You're done that's it You don't have any more concerts Well simulation's wrapping up My time here on earth I think And then they're like

All right let him have his fun Get them all the ones he wants to see. We'll push him off a cliff and that'll be done with that. Get a Wiley Coyote yet. Yeah, 9-inch Nails, buddy. I'm so freaking excited to see them. There were maybe tickets available. I don't know.

You can go if you're only a prudential center down in New Jersey on Valentine's Day. Oh. Did you know Barbie and Ken have full names? I didn't know that. Do you know Barbie's full name? Let me think about it for a second. Because it had Skipper. So, no, no, I don't know.

Well, Barbie's best friend. or boyfriend, Ken, turned 65 in March. Oh. So they revealed he has a full name too. They don't, but okay. They do, bud. Sure. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

I might have known Millicent from hearing it in a cartoon or something. It's a nod to Mattel's founders, Ruth Handler, and Elliott Handler's daughter, Barbara. Okay. And the boy next door's name was Ken. Wow. Well, it's his. name. Ken's full name.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Ken's full name. Uh-huh. Kenneth Sean Carson. Kenneth Sean Carson. Carson. And it's Sean spelled S-E-A-N.

Oh, seen. Gotcha. What? Okay. Uh-huh. Why? I don't know. He goes to the beach and surfs.

He's all the perfect American things. Ken, the doll, however, had a high school experience that could rival a John Hughes movie. What's the backstory? How would I know the backstory? He did kissing with a boy. She met Ken somehow and knew she and Ken were going to be together. Because they both ain't got no gemadoles. They don't. They just

got those bumps. He is the ultimate boyfriend for every occasion. That's what I say about my Coco. He is the ultimate boyfriend for every occasion. Every occasion. Ken knew what to do with Barbie. The iconic couple is truly made for each other and this is just the beginning of their next chapter.

together. Ken turned 65 in March. He's bringing Kennergy to Expedia as the Travels Company's newest brand ambassador. How old is she supposed to be? How old is Barbie? Ask Cody AI. Yeah, how old is he's 65? I think she's been around 80 years.

If Ken is 65, how old is Barbie supposed to be? 65, wait. 65 in 2024. So she's a couple years older. So they waited just a year to introduce Ken? All right. Well, but she was, she needed to get a little huw-wha.

Nice to meet you, Kenneth Sean Carson. Hi, welcome. Kenneth C.N. Carson. Welcome in. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.

Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus E.S. Not just for you. Buy you. See Burtig Lexus and Cicicic and Cicero. C.N.Y. Brewfest, the Wildcat Sports Pub.

C&Y Brewfest is this Saturday. Head to CNYBrewfast.com for tickets and information. This next story is going to only really appeal to a very niche part of our audience, Cody. But it's important to me and I think it's important to you. Boom. Hey, dude. I had the biggest crush on the Brunat man. Dude, they were all.

Right there. Kelly Brown. Bro. Jeffrey Coy. Jonathan Galgan. Deborah Kalman? Yeah. What up.

David Lashers. There he is. There's Ted. And Christine Taylor Stiller. As melody. Joe Torres is. Danny and Josh Tidales buddy

Hey dude Now Josh why are you playing the whole hey dude theme and naming off everybody in the cast Because for the first time ever They are reuniting This Saturday on YouTube They are heading out to the original Bar Nun Ranch with the entire cast including Joe Torres who played Danny.

What? David Lashar will be there. The entire cast I just ran through is reuniting this Saturday. Wait, why is that? Why is Danny? Because he, for those of you who are like fellow 90s nerds, he's the most mysterious.

Like, David Lashar, we knew he went and did acting. Christine Taylor married Ben Stiller. We knew about her. But Danny Torres? I mean, Joe Torres? He's the most mysterious. He is. He's a show.

Of the hey dude. Of all the comments do on this post. Of the ranch hands, he's the slipperiest to get a hold of. I'll read you some of the comments. Wait, even Danny, I thought Joe Torres was a ghost. The entire cast, including Danny, we never got an update on where Danny went. No way, even Danny's going to be there? I mean, yeah, Danny, Danny's going to be there.

I mean, not the bigger stars, just Danny. They're all about... They're all going to be there because apparently Christine Taylor, Stiller, who is Ben Stiller's wife. Yeah. She does a podcast with that David Lashor. Okay.

And they're reuniting the cast on Saturday. And is the... Danny's going to be there. Joe Torres, who played Danny. Danny's going to be there. Well, damn it then. What? Is the guy going to be there?

Like the... I can't remember his name. The guy that ran it? Yes. The original... What the hell is his name? I can't think of his name now. That guy.

He's on the poster. I just posted it. Oh, he's on the poster. Okay. Rock Josh on Instagram. I just shared it to my stories. He will be there. January 31st, 4 p.m. Eastern.

You're going to go to the YouTube channel, Hey dude the 90s called. That's Christine Taylor's podcast. She's dealing with David Lash. The entire original cast returns to the Barnon Ranch. Benjamin Ernst. All right. Comes home.

Tune in. The crew is back with him. There's the website. I'll be right there, man. Including Danny. Danny's going to be there, Joe Torres. I just like that it's the alternate universe. where the once is nuts went after they retired from the Ninja Turtles.

Yep. You can tie it all together. I like that those tie together. It's the same dad and the same lovable scamp as his son. And he's just trying to get out of that life of crime. Ninja turtles are gone and the world is disheveled. The only thing you can do is going to open up a dude ranch. Like I said, it's a very niche audience.

I recognize that. My favorite listener, Showbro Offrode on our text line, who literally knows nothing about anything. You could say I like tacos, and Alfred will say, what's a taco? I've never heard of it. It's my favorite gimmick is that he hates all of it. He doesn't like anything. It's my favorite.

He doesn't like anything. He's texting in. What are you talking about? Never heard of these people. I love it. I think it was just the other day it was like cupcakes or something. Yeah, like he hates cupcakes. I think it's just his gimmick.

Yep. And I love it. You can say I had a great sandwich today. I've never heard of a sandwich. What is it? In the last couple days, I don't like tacos. I don't like Dr. Pepper. Gross.

I don't like Dr. Pepper. Gross. Not a huge fan of Dr. Pepper. Yeah, that's all bro. Show bro, Offro. I love it. I love it. But I didn't know people were clamoring for the Hey Dude reunion.

I don't think a lot of people were. I think I might be one of a very small people in the audience, but I know. Hey, but now you can celebrate. I'm not positive, but I'm almost positive. You've got almost the entire seasons of DVD. I do. Are those here at home? I don't know.

You got him for Christmas one. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. Maybe I'll do a whole watch. I'll get myself all ramped up and watch the Hey Dude series. Said nobody in the history of the world. Did you like Hey Dude? Yes, I did.

I did. But I mean, Hey Dude was a weird Nickelodeon show because it wasn't like a snick show. No. It was just on at like three o'clock. And it wasn't really for kids. It wasn't, there was not like a kid element about it.

Yeah, it wasn't like Salute Your Shorts, which was a kid's camp. This was just like, we're a bunch of old teens and adults working at a dude ranch. Yep. Watch these guys talk about hooking up. but you don't really see it because it's still on Nickelodeon. Mm-hmm.

I liked it. I liked it, dude. That was that era of all those shows where that was like the golden era. Mm-hmm. Oh, you were saying it was Slutri Shorts on that. Oh, that was the, that was just the best. You can download the show wherever you download your favorite podcast. Type in K Rock the show and we're right there, bud.

Limited commercials. There's like one. There's like one Burdick Lexus commercial, and then it's just us running our mouse for an hour and a half. You say it where we watch our podcasts and all that stuff. But I, and all those things. I type it in a Pornhub all the time and it never comes up. No, I don't really know what you're talking about. We might be eventually, it's Netflix bought a bunch of podcasts because they want video podcasts.

It's weird. I told you. We're really cheap. We're really cheap. I bet we're cheaper than most of the people you're going to reach out to. They've got a whole bunch of them they've been pushing out this year. So, hey, guys. I mean, we're a real cheap date if you want to reach out on Netflix.

I'm told you serious is always running those commercials where it's like. They have a whole podcast network. not too. Stop these podcasts. Do you know someone of those? Feel free to submit it here. It's like, you're searching for podcasts? That's also going to be a thing where they, like, they did this. Spotify did this years ago.

Wondry did this years ago. There's a whole bunch of podcast companies that bought up and then did it for like a year. And they're like, I don't want to do this anymore. You can see the ones they were on the commercials for on the TV where it's like, not every random person that ever played a sport needs to team up with another person from said sport to do a podcast. There's, what, four different soccer podcasts? Come on, man.

Catch you the Eton Thomas Devo show coming up. Yeah, right. No, there is. Listen, we got a lot of competition out there. It's fine. No, it's like what you said, though. We're just the handsomest boys. Well, once people realize that you've got to put in a little bit of effort into it,

you can't just do it sporadically, then, you know, it is like that. That is the other part about people who want to always start a podcast. They're going to do a podcast. I always advice to you was you've got to do it every day. Yes. I know it's not going to be the most successful thing. right out the gate, but you got to do it every day. There was some of you may have just mentioned that didn't even want to do it once a week.

They even balked at that and we're like, what's a, what's a week? I got to come down here for an hour to get paid. You just got to grind it out. Every day. Yeah. Every day you got to grind it out. Well, because we are in late stage capitalism, we're leaking the commercials for Super Bowl

really early. It's like two weeks out and we're already getting these. Don't do that. Speaking of commercials real quick, I saw the Dosecys guy. It wasn't a Super Bowl one. It was just a random. It was during... Is he look really old?

No. Oh, he does it? Exactly the same. And it's the exact same commercial. And the only thing they changed was him going, When I'm thirsty, I still reach for Doseki's. Good for him. I'm glad he's getting paid.

I thought you were going to do something fun like, I don't know, like what you just said, that commercial, the Rambo, you go find the Dosecchi's guy. Yeah, and you get him out of retirement. I don't care how thirsty people are. But Dosecchi's guy, people are very thirsty. We need you. Back on Earth.

All right. So, a bunch of been, like, coming out, and they're doing it now. Oh, dude. First of all, all right. My brain's all over the place right now because the marketing, this is a whole different conversation, but the marketing for this Kevin James movie might be the most brilliant marketing I've ever seen, dude. Are you following this? No, but is that something to do what we've been seeing for a while where he's a random,

pretend teacher and acting like we don't know that it's Kevin James. You got to get this. Try to follow it. I'm about to say to you. I might run out of time. Damn it. That just came to my brain and I wanted to talk about it. It's all right.

For like two months, Kevin James has clearly been cosplaying a teacher on TikTok. Yes. Mr. Taylor, right? And then I went to the movies a couple weeks ago and I saw a trailer for his upcoming movie. Here we go. Where his upcoming movie, he gets left at the. altar and has to do this whole thing, like I forget the whole plot of the movie. Okay.

All of this TikTok stuff has been marketing for that movie, meaning like two days ago, he posted a video as Mr. Taylor with the actress who's going to leave him at the altar, but that hasn't happened yet because we're in real time. So he's like, I can't wait to get married. We're so excited. All the comments are like, no, Mr. Taylor, she's going to leave you at the altar. Isn't that brilliant? We knew it was, it was marketing.

I knew it was something. That's a cool way to do that where it's, it's leading up to where the movie gets released. I got to give, whoever came up with this strategy, I think it's so brilliant. It's really the only way you're going to get people to go to see a Kevin James movie is to do a brilliant storyline around everything because honestly, nobody.

I ain't going to see a Kevin James movie. I'm not even going to see it after with what you've said. I just think it's like you said a very smart move because there will be people to go to see it. I think it's really cool that they're doing. That's the first time in my life I've seen like a social media campaign partner up in real time to a movie. I can't, I don't know if there's another person in history that I've liked so much as Doug Haffernan that I basically hate in every single other thing that they have ever done. Yeah.

You like him as Doug Haffernan. And that's it. I need him. And Carrie. Doug and Carrie. That's it. So I feel about Rayne Wilson. I like you as Dwight.

I don't want to see you as the rocker or whatever. I don't want to see anything else. That is one of the worst movies ever. You're Dwight. I want to like you as Dwight and that's it. No, I've tried with him for a couple things. And eh. So the couple commercials that have leaked for the Super Bowl, and I have time for this.

Andy Sandberg is playing for a Hellman's mayonnaise commercial. He's playing Meal Diamond. Meal Diamond. Okay. There's just some photos that have come out of that. All right. A bunch of you are commenting on the Bosch Razor ad where Guy Fiatty looks old.

Have you seen that? Type in on your screen, type in Guy Fiatty old. He got rid of like the blonde spikes and his beard and he looks like a 50-something-year-old man because it was also his birthday. Oh, yeah, okay. So that's kind of like the tease, the Bosch big game teaser.

It's just how he's supposed to look. That's how he would look. All the time if he didn't do his, yes. But the most patriotic, guys. God damn brand you ever imagined. Budweiser. And I love Budweiser because it employs so many people right here in our neighborhood. Hulk Hogan.

Every year. Kid Rock and. You're not far off. Rob Schneider. You're not far off. As they fight the liver care. As they fight the woke-mond virus. No, you might as well have Kid Rock shooting fireworks out of his ass in this.

It's a baby bald eagle that rides in the back. Hear me out. And I'm going to play it in Twitch if you want to jump in. Like Budweiser. Relax! We get it, dude. I don't think you do, you son of a bitch. You gift one can of Bud Light to one trans woman, and God damn it, now it's this.

There's a baby bald eagle that grows up to ride the back of a Clydesdale. Yeah, damn right. While flying a rocket that is being driven by goddamn Neil. I like your beer, Budweiser. Relax. It's all right. Here it is. I'll show you in Twitch real quick. Twitch.tv slash K-Rox, Eni.

They're on a farm. Oh, they're growing up together. Oh. The Clydesdale and the eagle grow up. Yeah. You know what this needs? This needs a little littered, Skittard. Go ahead.

Who else? The baby Eagles on the back of the Clydesdale. Oh, now it can fly almost. I feel in the mud. It used to be AI, right? There's no way they did this in real life. No. Come on.

You crying? The song's in my eyes. Budweiser, 150 years. Listen, God damn, United States of Mother F in America. I love your beer, Budweiser. I love that you employ so many people here in my community. I just relax. We like your beer.

We like. I love it. I love it. That's... But I don't know how they... There's no way they pulled off an eagle really riding on the back of a horse. right? I've seen it in the wild.

Not to take away from the production value of the commercial, but... Twice I've seen it. You have? Well, no, yeah, that's... That has to be it. Well, you can... Barby, you can see it. I'm gonna shock gonna be right now, damn right?

You can see it like when they have him fall off and he lands in the mud. Yeah, though that's fake for sure. Yeah. So it's like, all right. There's a scene for those you just listening. It was a, the horse was, the Clyseaa was jumping over a log. Yeah. And the Eagles' wings spread wide open.

So it looks like a big pegasusus of it. Hell yeah. The wild. guest sports pub C&Y Brewfest is happening this Saturday. Go to C&Y brewfest.com for tickets and information over

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general? Wait, I'm supposed to be sober now. Because right now, no, not so over. And in general, no, not sober. But I, uh-oh. Do I need to be on Saturday? Because I won't be that either. Oh, no, no, well, good to know. We messed up, I think.

All right. Coybrewfest.com for tickets and information. Plus all the snacks. You know all about the snacks. Oh, there's just, yeah, there's all the things. Even if you don't drink, it's good for just snacks and people watching. Yeah. I don't get one of those mocktails.

Right, fun little Saturday. Enjoy some treats. And honestly, if you don't really drink, you could also score. a ton of bonus points by offering like a group of like ladies or friends be like hey LDD someone like that's the move grab me a ticket and I'll drive you around and get all the other things I'm reading this story and I personally feel like this is like an a whole thing to do but I'll ask all of your opinions okay because there are people who are divided a couple hired someone to clean their apartment okay they left a note saying to our

cleaner. Yes. We've hid 100 mini plastic ducks around the apartment. Okay. We do this to ensure a job well done. What? Please leave all the ducks in the jar. Wait. So they're telling the cleaner. It's not a fun thing. No.

Oh, it's them being... They're testing them. Oh, I heard that... I heard it, but I heard it differently until that very last little part. It is not a fun little game of, hey, fine, if you find a hundred ducks, you'll give you a Point our bonus. It's just, we're going to be dicks. I'd leave, yep, like Fawz said.

There, yeah. Yep. It challenge, people are, most people are saying this feels belittling. Bye. And it's a stupid challenge. Clean your own goddamn apartment then. Well, it's like, yeah, I'm still going to do a good job, but you don't have to try to trick me into finding a hundred ducks. If I'll clean it, if I don't do a satisfactory job.

Yeah. Because I didn't find all your ducks. Yeah. Well, then. Cousin J. Dear homeowner, I've pooped somewhere in your home. Hopefully your, uh, your new cleaner will be able to be able to able to find it.

Duck you. Duck off. The challenge does feel belittling. Yeah. It seems like if you don't trust me to clean your place, then why did you hire me? Yeah, then don't bother. Then don't bother hire me again if I do a bad job. If you've got so much time.

You can hide 100 ducks. You go around and hide 100 ducks in the tricky spots in which you'd like cleaned. Hey, dick, clean it yourself. Clean them. You're up there. You're already there being like, let me go. Honey, honey, I put a duck on behind the bookcase. Here's what I did.

I know that needs to be cleaned, so I took all the books off. Right, exactly. And then instead of just cleaning it myself, I hit a duck, and then I put them all back. The majority of you are all on my side, saying this is like a stupid,

it's a stupid, belittling little tests. It'd be cooler if you're like, all right, thanks for cleaning the apartment. I have hid 10 ducks. Every duck has $10 on it. Oh, that would be fun. Find the duck extra tip. and if you don't find them, oh well, you'll still get a tip,

but figure this be a little, it'd be fun. Part of that still feels like, I'm like, you're beneath me, work for your mother monkey, like part of that feels like that. As long as they add in, you'll still get a tip if you don't find any. However, this is a fun way if you want to get extra, but it's still, I just feel like you should treat everybody with decency, and maybe that's just a little bit like, okay, okay, cleaner, you need to find 100 ducks.

And if you don't, you aren't good at your job. I just remember all the times that I was called janitor or cleaning guy. You were when you would do the offices? Yeah. Why? What would they say? Just a cleaning guy? And then it was just, depending on where I was, that one building over there, not the one that the, not the landmark.

All the people in there were great, all the offices and the building. That whole building was awesome. It was that next building, a couple down where it was all lawyers and everything, where they were just the... They probably saw you. you as the help. Well, they were all rude, and they all had, like, different rules. If, God forbid, you went into this one person's office at, before 520. If my lights on and I'm in here, you stay the F out of this office. And it's like, all right. Well, I'm cleaning. Well, it's like, I need to clean this entire office, not just yours. Yeah. But if he was in there,

you were in a lot in the entire place. Thank you, Smokeyeter for 69, 69, 69 months in Twitch. Nice. Yeah, I just feel like treat people with respect and decency. You know, We're all on this big float and turd together. Let's all work together. I don't need to challenge you to do your job that I hired you to do. Because you got to be never know who has information on people. Like I absolutely remember that one of those offices' names and the one lady has a weird giant life-sized dollhouse in her office.

Nice. That's some good dirt to have on somebody. It's just creepy. I don't know. Like, it's very actively played with. Ooh, let's go over there, Bob. Yeah, that's weird. I love that high schools do this now.

They did not do it back in my youth, but they have that automotive department where, like, they're working on cars and stuff. I think that's so important. Yeah, we had people, we had that. You did have that at ESM? I feel like ESM. We have it now at Phoenix.

I want to say, and I'm sure I'm wrong, but I want to say ESM was one of the first people in the area to have that automotive shop. Yeah. We had that, and that is so smart for people with. Not everybody learns the same way. No. Everybody cares about the same things.

Not everybody's going to care about English and math and stuff. But it's such a good way for the people that aren't going to be doing that to still be like they're, they got, you know, because back in high school, it was like, oh, you can't do math, you have no value. That's what it was. Oh, you're not going to go to college. How stupid you are. You can't do, you can't do math. Yeah. You're stupid.

That's the, not how, you know. No, but it was. And that's the hilarity that a lot of people don't like to talk about of like the 90s. What? of the 90s, it was like, it was literally that. If you're not going to college, you're a loser. And I hated that because I don't think everybody needs to go to college. And I hated after the fact, like, seeing like how buried I am in student loans and stuff still.

How much, like, we would use to make fun of like, oh, you're going to go to OCC, or you're going to Harvard on the hill? Yeah, like it was such a dick move. They got degrees and now they're out there and they're making a hell of a lot more and they're not buried in debt. Yeah, we lived through a pretty bummer time. I think where everybody was forced into college and now here we are with all these, like you said, crippled in debt. I think we're starting to come out of that where people can find their ways.

Especially in high school, like my kids have like, there's like robotics programs. There's all this like, learn to work with your hands, learn like, with these micron jobs come and learn to do that. They finally have tailored what you're teaching kids based off of what is important in life and what people are doing in life,

what's going to be big in life where instead of being like, all right, well, you need to read to kill Lockingberg. This is what has been done since the 50s and 60s, so you will tailor to what the schools are doing. No, look at how big e-sports are. And like you said, robotics. And let's help the kids. They're interested in that.

Let's push them towards that where they're going to make careers instead of being like, no, you need to learn math and science and social studies and English. And then you have gym, and you have lunch, and then you go home. And sometimes there's a specialty class. But then we will teach how to make monkey bread, and that is it. Everybody learns different. And just even from my personal experiences, I learn that not. not all kids like school. It's just not a fit for them.

So you got to find another way. Also square dancing. And square dancing was also going to be in there. Yeah, you got to navigate the times. Well, I bring the up because this group of high schoolers down in Virginia, I know that at ESM, don't they auction it off every year, like their car? Yep. Because it's like a hot rod.

Like, they'll come to the nationals and be like. And it's a sick car too. Yeah. Every year it's something crazy that it just baffles me because it's someone that I can't even change my own oil to watch what these these. students are doing, and even anybody that does those, it's crazy to see just a hunk of junk turned into a fully restored car. Mechanics are the smartest people, in my opinion.

I've never understood anything about cars. They have to know so much about every part, like of these, like, and now they're just like driving around computers, basically. Yeah. I've always been fascinated by people who can fix things. I'm just not, I can fix some things. I can't do car stuff. Yeah, I just wasn't interested.

I wish I at least was enough to do like most of the basics, but... And Brianna's right. She still uses square dancing to this day. Oh, that's my fault. That's my fault. You're not going to grow up and have a square dancing in your pocket, Cody. No, when you're just going to know how to... You learn how to docee do or no?

Promenade. This is what I would donate to if I was rich. It's a group. It's this. It's high schoolers in school, working mechanic, like learning how to fix cars. Yeah. And then they every year donate about five cars back to single moms who need transportation. That's cool. If I had money, that's what I would be doing. That's cool.

This automotive lab, it's a showcase of lifelong learning. Students, hands-on, learning skills that's going to go for a lifetime, and not only to help themselves, but help others as well. We just gave away another SUV to a single mom. So they give tons of cars away to single moms. Awesome. They sometimes give cars away to students. The last one we did, we roll up the garage door in like the moment of surprise. Like, you have to be there to see it. That student's working on that car. and he's putting forth all that effort. But he doesn't know the emotion that's going to come when he sees that mom come in, in tears. Given something that someone needs, it feels good.

It is good. It helps everybody. These kids are inclined to do that kind of work. Might as well let them do it in high school. Get good at it. And again, like people are saying on Twitch in the chat, I also love making single moms feel good. Just saying if, you know, throw that out there. Inside tip off the text line.

In like five years, there's going to be no more diesel mechanics because they're all retiring. So any of these kids that are going into that field now are going to make a ton of money. So there's your tip. Is the most basic phrase right there, no idea what that means. I mean, I know what it means, but like, why is that different? Because it's a whole, we came out of the whole generation of people being like, don't be a mechanic. Don't be a plumber. What are you crazy?

You want to work on HVAC? You're a loser. Glad we're fixing that because that's not for everybody, you know? No, again, it's that meme of that. That guy driving to work at 4 a.m. because I had to be funny in high school. We're the exception because we're still being funny. I got to hope. To each other anyway.

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Get it? Cody. Josh. Get it? Cody's 90% legumes at this point, I believe, as he's eating exclusively nuts for a while. While watching Raw last night, I had an ass ton of those cinnamon pecan there from the specialty festive ones from Christmas time? You're all over the place.

He's living his best life. I get so much nuts in my mouth every day. There must be a family guy that tie in that I never realized. Hasbro is relocating its headquarters from Pawtucket, Rhode Island to Boston. And I forget that, well, you know, that they have the toy factory in. That was his first job. He worked in there. worked in the toy factory.

Maybe that was the joke? I think that it must have been the tie-in I wasn't aware of. Well, people of Rhode Island are pissed. And I get it. That's a lot of jobs. They're relocating to Boston, which is about an hour from Rhode Island. Oh, really?

So you can still work there. It's just going to be a longer commute unless you want to move, I guess. Yeah. If they offer up, you know, help in moving, then I guess. But other than that, yeah, that does suck. Well, because they're mad, I guess featured on the Rhode Island license plate is Mr. Potato Head, and they're going to ditch Mr. Potato Head.

Get them out of here. You don't want to be in our state. We don't want you. Collectors edition license plates. Under the new proposal, Rhode Island's division of motor vehicles would stop providing Mr. Potato Head as an option for specialty license plates.

You got to pay 40 bucks if you want that, but... You got me to potatoe. I don't know. I'm going to get a potato way. So you got to do here, too, but you don't have any fun things you can put on there. You've got to be like a member of Syracuse or... a cop or something. Then you can get a fun thing.

Or a that are in. Because I would absolutely, I'm about $40, but I would absolutely, maybe one-time fee, $40 a year. Then I would pay to put like whatever that salt potato logo that the baseball team is using. That'd be fun to have on a license. I was just looking at the DMV website because I got to replace my plates. They're all peeling off. Which is garbage that they make you pay if their license plates are defective now.

Yeah, $20 if I want to keep my same license plate number, which of course I do. That's the number that's registered to splash car wash to know I get car washes. Damn right. Damn right. By the way, jump on my Instagram, K-Rock Josh, and Instagram. I posted Cody and I's latest splash ad. It's a good one.

For the SaltX. Cody had a great sell, and he was injured for about two weeks because of this commercial. I hit my stupid leg on a sharp corner of a curb. He really did sell it, man. No, that is a very good one. He's dedicated to the bit. That Saltex works pretty good. What does it do?

It just coats the undercarriage. protection everything, but I was looking based on when I didn't use Saltax last week, and then this week I did. I could tell a difference. I definitely can tell a difference. Cool. Yeah, I love getting the car wash. Shout out, Splash.

Because we're super special VIPs. Yeah? Only an extra three bucks every time. Nice. That's kind of worth it. And there's other things you go down to, too. Nice. I love Garwaters.

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