The Show - HILLARY

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

Well, football season is almost over according to Cody. High Strangeness takes us in to the woods of Argentina. Josh knows way too much about Hilaria/ Hillary Baldwin. Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Day friends, oh my God. Punch in the gut that way you don't have to do anything about it.

I'll punch you in the gut as a friend. Thought I was turning a corner yesterday. So I took the little muscle massager thing and I was like working on muscles in my foot because they were all tight. Some toy muscles. I don't know if that made it worse. What's it?

Back to Crown Zero. It's a 10 out of 10, baby. Good morning. How we doing? I got the words right. right now. I got no words. Gonna give you diaries. I found a Tylenol that I took. I don't know if I should have taken it.

We'll find out. But I did. It's found in someone's desk. We'll find out. Oh, God. And there wasn't even a desk. It was a homeless guy's pocket under the bridge. I bet I could rifle around. I bet I could rifle around. I bet I could rifle around. When we go ask that? There's a, the shanty town is still there. I'm sure someone underneath there has got. Yeah.

Stump thing. Knock on their flap and ask them what they got? I mean, I got a 20 spot. Oh my God, that would be so much. There's a fancy five in the middle. So I can be like, hey, listen, I got a 20 spot and then a five for fun. What do we have? Bro, I think for $20 that you own them.

I'm king. I think you're the king. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, hi, guys. Holy Christ. It's the injury that won't go away.

Good morning. I'm going to get opioids. Happy. whatever day it is. This is K Rock 315, 364, 101. Twitch and YouTube always streaming it to Tuesday. So we will get into some high strangeness

in the 7 o'clock hour. Nice. Longest train I've ever seen just went behind the building. Yeah, that was going for a minute. It went for like 15 minutes. That was a long one. That was a long one. That was a good one.

Although I watch it first second, because sometimes those ones come from far as away and they end up with good graffiti. And there wasn't really anything on that one. So how do? We do. You were like a dog that got into like a berry patch or something. It was too much, right?

Oh my God. Good morning. This is K. Rock. You're missing out of it. You're not in Twitch and YouTube. I've never heard a human being sneeze as many times as Cody just sneezed. I'm really the only one that sneezes like the minimum. I was an old man sneeze.

Like 10 times. When you have to sneeze? He sneezed 10 times. Like none was louder or more quiet than the other. It was like 10 to 12 of the exact same sneeze. Now do you see why sometimes when I'm going to sneeze? I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to sneeze. It's a commitment.

It's a commitment. It's an afternoon. Because I'm going to be here. Yeah, like I can see that you've got to schedule where your sneezes. Holy cow. And what's downright dangerous is if I have to sneeze while I'm driving. Oh, my God. Then we're all in danger.

That while I'm trying. Pull over? No, I just try to like Keep your eyes open? Like open my eyes again. Like, oh my eyes. Like, so it's like a quick, hard blink. Like, we've always picked on our youngest

because when he wakes up, that's his, like you know he's awake because you hear like four or five sneezes upstairs. Yep. He just must be clearing out the nighttime dust. Yeah. That was no lie, 10 to 12 sneezes. Yeah, list, do you get dizzy doing that? No.

You don't get lightheaded? No, not that I, no, I don't think so. I don't have to pay attention more next time. No, it feels it's almost good. It's got that, like. That feels good. It's like that relieving, ugh.

Like, I can only equate at A to like an 85 year old man who's like at the barbershop or a dog who was like nosing around in like some part of the yard and then he gets into like, yeah,

the dust or something kicks up. Yep. Oh my God. It's going to say, we have. Yeah, yeah, sneezing and grumpy today. You got two of the five,

two of the seven dwarfs. There's an 83 year old man on the other side of that door. Yeah. And he is in far. better shape than either of us than either of us. Come over here and pick the both of us up by our collars and walk us outside. We're a disaster.

You at least can walk on your broken leg. Yeah, I'm not sick or anything. That's what's even crazier with the sneezes. I'm not sick. I've worked with you for a decade and I've never heard you sneeze like that. Interesting. I guess you just said it happened on Cocoa Puff's last week too. I wasn't tuned in yet.

I went to smell a CBD bath bomb and it had like. It was not open, but, you know, the packaging had some holes because it was just a little bit outer plastic. And I just went, immediately, like, ah, ah, like I could feel little pieces of lavender in my head. Have you ever sneezed so much you pee? Does a little pee come out? No, that'd be really funny, though. That'd be really funny. Have there ever been any, like, you've sneezed so much that you are lightheaded or, like, you got to sit down because you're blacking out?

No, but it's sometimes it's So much that like you lose like your Yeah, the human body can't do that as many times as you just did it Yeah, like you're not I'm not dizzy but you don't even like you're off a little like your head Yeah disoriented and you're like what was that? Like your inner ear is on balance Right? Wow But after oh my god it's just feel good Oh yeah

How long were that feeling last now? Well I mean it's just I don't know a nice euphoric like that was a lot of good sneezes right there go back and watch the very beginning of this show on demand later on Twitch and YouTube and just listen to this man's sneeze yeah I think if you if the sneeze and Pete I think you have a I think you have to like give birth first right doesn't that make your I'm not gonna blow up anyone's spot in my personal life but I do know a lady who will sneeze and occasionally pee pee pee pee pee come out that's what I mean I think if you're a lady you do a birth or anything like that I think then immediately you have to

your pelvic floor or whatever oh my goodness So yeah, you got two of the seven dwarfs today. You got Sneezy, you got grumpy in here. Who we missed sleepy? I am a little sleepy too, so I can be a little sleepy. You can be sleepy too. I got seven and a half hours last night. Oh, look at you.

Yeah. And I woke up exactly when my alarm goes off. Isn't that weird? Oh, that is. The simulation. Yes. I get that like the open and it like just. And it's now.

Thank you, Pax, for gifting out some subs. Mine was four minutes. Oh, isn't that definitely. That's just so weird that your body knows. I remember looking and I remember being like, oh, I got two and a half hours. And then for some reason, two seconds later, I remember just looking and be like, well, let me just check again. And it was like four minutes before my alarm. And I was like, that doesn't make any sense.

No, that's the worst. I mean, I nicely fell back asleep, I guess, for those two and a half hours. The best feeling in the world is waking up at 11 o'clock. Oh, God. When you wake up at 11 o'clock to like either go the bathroom or you just, get a drink of water and you're like, I've got so much sleep left. It's the best feeling. It's like winning the lottery.

It really, really is. Yeah, it's real noise. Happy Tuesday, everybody. How was Monday Night Football last night? I did not watch, I watched the very beginning of it. And then I... Football was great. Yeah, I watched golf football.

I watched wrestling today or something when I get home. But Monday Night Football was really good. It was an interesting game because the Bears started out. It was like, oh, the Bears. Everything they did in the offseason's working. They went right down, scored a touchdown. and then sucked. Almost the rest of the game.

The Bears just couldn't do anything, and the Vikings ended up taking the lead. Way late. Who is their quarterback? Bears? For the Bears? Caleb Williams. Yeah, okay.

He was all right, but I think he's just got to settle in. He made some rough throws. We'll see. Might be the same old-ish for the Bears, but James. Okay, James. Week one in the books, bud. I know.

Week one in the books. That's upsetting, though. Because now you're, like, seen the end of football already? What? Like, what, three months left? That's it. We're done. It's like him at the Oasis concert.

That's it. It's almost over. No, we're done. It's almost over. I must just forget and go home. I watch that Oasis video. I watch, it's a problem. I watch Oasis concerts every night.

And there's the point in the show where they go to just Noel doing his acoustic songs. And that's when you turn to me to me. to say, oh, man, it's almost over. Yep. And I have that memory every time I'm watching the show. I'm like, oh, it's almost over. That's the point in the set list I remembered where you're like, all right, now they do this. Then they flip it over a little bit and then they finish it up.

Oh. Always streaming live on our Twitch and YouTube channels. You want to get in the chat? You want to watch me complain about whatever I'm and I got at that moment? No, that's okay. We're all right. I would actually encourage you just to listen to this version of the show where it's on the air because the stuff during the music and the commercials is just a lot of me whining and complaining and farting. There's a lot of hot air coming out of both ends, folks.

A lot of gas. KFC Kentucky, Ron Triggles. I love KFC. Is releasing an official line of jelly beans. No. I didn't need that KFC. I stick to what you're good at.

You're good at doing chickens. End of segment. No. Each bag has three flavors. I'll try them, obviously. Fried chicken. Yep. Sweet corn.

Gravy. All right. The official line. Is this a jelly belly thing? Hold on. Who's making these stupid beans? Harry Potter. The Colonel's favorite jelly beans.

It's Harry Potter making them because he makes the puke ones. He makes fishy peaked jelly beans. Yeah, those are the worst beans ever made. That's, yeah, that's of the worst idea. as that's ever happened. They are releasing them early next year before Easter. It'd be a silly little Easter gift, I guess. Yeah.

But I agree, Lottie. Go to bed, KFC. Go to bed. It's just they can't figure out how to stay in their lane, really. But I also see what they're doing. They do this stuff to get attention. Yes. With their candle and like their log.

I was just going to say, the log, yep, the candle. I mean, at least they're being a little bit. it reasonable and they brought back the wedges. Did they bring the wedges back? Yeah. Have you had them? No. Okay. That's smart because the French fries, that's trash. You can get French fries anywhere. Yeah, I don't need French fries. You're crazy. Yeah. I come to you for the wedges.

Yes. Mm-hmm. No, I want KFC. This chicken, sweet corn, and gravy, like I said, um, you got to be more specific. What kind of gravy is it a chicken gravy? It's just their gravy? But also, yeah, like, like, a, The Posty said, that's some big balls there. What? KFC and or jelly bean. What?

Talking about six to seven months in the future. Like, I don't think we needed a year in advance press release, letting us know that there's going to be some terrible tasting jelly beans coming out associated with Kentucky Fried Chicken. Maybe they just did it to see what the reaction would be, like, we're going to have Easter jelly beans. Yeah. Yeah?

No. Oh, never mind. Cancel. They're just waiting to see how people react. Yeah? We're going to do this. They're like, yeah. They all can't be good ones.

You want them? You want them? You can't the wedges, but then we made jelly beans. Dude, just give me a standard Brock's jelly bean and I'm sad. Do those, those bigger ones? Those are the bigger ones, yeah. It depends. There's too many crazy fun flavors now that now that they've got me.

I like all the fun. A starburst I like. Yep, that the ones that are all red are good. What's all the red ones? It's like the starburst. Okay. flavor reds. Okay.

But they do jelly beans like that too. It's wild, man. Sister says all jelly beans are trash in the chat. See, I like him because it, it, um, it, it eases my OCD or whatever that is that makes me want to separate things. Yeah? Oh, so if you get a bag of all the same color,

you're, no, if there's just a bunch of different ones, there's nothing I can do. I can't, I can't put them in groups. So we don't know. You just got to,

one at a time? It just, you just got to fight the demon. Yeah. Twitch. TV slash K Rock CNY. Are you looking for an alternative to jelly beans? We've got gravy.

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This is the show. You are listening to K Rock. My name is Josh. That is Cody Mack over there. Who is me? That's a seagull. This guy. Oh, there it is.

What? Is there a menu? I want to find that menu for that place. I want that chocolate tap there. What, that crepes thing you just saw on TV? Yeah, but it looks like they do the cup full of berries and chocolate and... I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream. That's me, and I'm still caught up in this Dubai chocolate thing.

It looks like they have a bunch of different ones like that. That's what Brandon just ate was the Dubai one. Yeah, is that Dubai chocolate overrated or you like it? I like it, but I like pistachios. Yeah, you're a pistachio, man. I like the way that they're whipping stuff up. But is it like, and this is not a slate on the crate place or whatever? No.

But is like saying Dubai chocolate just a way to charge you a lot more money or something if you're like, ooh, it's the Dubai chocolate. No, that's just like, I think the name of it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And it was popular and people are going nuts for it. And now they have different variations of it.

Like this one is a, they do a brownie with it too. Yeah. I just like the trend right now. I'm a fan of, it's like a pistachio paste. Yeah. Yeah, I see. I like that. I see people liking that.

Well, good morning, everybody. I'm just waiting for these motoring to kick in, and I'll be at full power. I only got a little while before that, though. Coming up at the top of the hour, we will get into your high strangeness. Maybe by then you will be. See, some people are saying it is over-priced, not worth the hype. Cody liked it. He liked it to Dubai Chocolate.

No, it just depends. I didn't get anything from the fair. I just like Dubai Chocolate in general. Boss Lady bought me when this crazy. kind of started the chocolate from, she got us both one from Sweet on Chocolate. And that was unreal. Joan made us see you buy chocolate.

And then Joan made us the cookies that were unreal. And then I had something else. I can't remember what I'll tell you. But the three things have been really, really good. So I'm a fan. I'll keep trying. But yes, stuff like that. I mean, the bars that, you know, we got weren't 20.

Yeah, yeah. The pricing when they know what they have or what people want, you know. Well, a man in Canada has been arrested for driving through town in a pink Barbie Jeep, like a power wheel, essentially. Aw. And normally I'm like, what am I doing? I can't, I can't, I can't, oh, I'm sorry. That's what I mean. I can't just drive a.

I can't just whip around in my, uh. I can just drive around my pink Barbie Jeep. I was just, thank you. I'm going to drive around in my pink Barbie Jeep. You should absolutely be able to. Police arrested him for driving with a suspended license and he was naturally intoxicated, as you. You should be. I think that was probably the reason.

That's going to get you. If he didn't, wasn't drunk, I bet they would have been like, bro, come on. Well, and I got to figure like. This is a road. Yeah, even sober, you probably can't do that where cars are. That's what I mean. They would have been like, dude, bro, come out, scoot it along. Pop it on over off the road.

But nobody's drunk. You're really arresting him for driving a kid's cheap. I want to just want to get a slurpy. I got lazy. I didn't want to walk. I'm going to like three. clicks. I did my hand signals and everything. Model number, Barbie Jeep. Model number, Barbie Jeep. All right. Barbie Jeep. That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny.

I get it. He's a danger to himself and others, but you're like, all right. Because then, yeah, I just want, I was lazy. I just didn't want to walk. Okay, cool. You're in a tiny little Jeep. I make a turn. I hit you with my car. I hit and kill you. Now I'm in trouble. I'm in jail because you're out driving around in a pink Barbie Jeep. I'm feeling that warm release of Motrin. And I'm ready to get weird. I forgot. I forgot to get a little high first. Oh, you want to get a little high for? All right.

It's good. Go ahead. High strangeness is our weekly celebration of the unsolved, the unexplained, the cryptids, the ghosts, the aliens and everything in between. Oh boy. Here we go. Today, Cody, we're going to Argentina. I only have an enhanced license.

I don't know if I can. Don't ask me to find Argentina on a map because you know your boy. I know it's south. I know it's south. Oh, don't. I'm not. But don't ask me to point it out. I'd be so mad if you make me point out.

I am not good with geography and I never have been. All right. But this is a strange story that I listen to. Let me tell you about 31-year-old corporal Louis Sergio Puchetta. Back in March. The old poocher. The old pooch. Oh, pooch.

Back in March of 2006. Okay. He had a day off from doing, I don't know, corporal stuff or whatever. I was a junior in college. In 2006, I would have been, oh, 2006 was a big year for your boy. You were just getting out into the world. I was two years in New York City at that point. You're just getting your big boy pants going.

Having a great time. I posted on my LinkedIn yesterday that September 2005, I recorded my first podcast in Iraq. Wow. 20 years I've been doing this. That's crazy. 20 years. So Pucetta gets a call from his coworker and this coworker says, hey man, can you cover my shift tonight? I can't.

So he's like, yeah, I'll cover your shift. Now, I don't know what his job was. It sounds like it's like a military or a police thing. I don't know what. But he's got a... monitor this certain area of land. Okay. So there's going to be the woods involved.

And it gets dark. Now, this is around 7.30 p.m., his patrol begins. He's covering around 80 kilometers of land. So he's like a security guy, military guy. Okay. Gets to a location called El Croce de la Cagnas is where he is. All right? Now, this audio, I'll share the video on our Facebook page.

K-Roc, C-N-Y, Facebook, this is where things start to get strange. It was dark now as Luis started his patrol on his motorcycle near the woods. A lot of illegal activity took place in the woods at night, such as poaching and drug deals. So Luis was vigilant on the off chance he saw something shady going down. After traveling about 80 kilometers, the 31-year-old officer reached a place known as El Crucese de las Canyas, when things inexplicably started to get Weird.

Just off the beaten road that Luis was riding on, he could see flashing lights coming from within the forest. Luis pulled over and got off his bike, taking out his pistol and his flashlight. A piece stole. Luis figured he was dealing with poachers. Luckily, Luis was wise enough to call for backup. However, there was a problem. Luis was now far from the city limits, and it would take quite some time before the others could get there to assist him. So, in the meantime, Louise figured he'd do some reconnaissance until the other officers arrived.

Luis turned off his flashlight, hoping to not alert anyone lurking within the woods. He made his way in, gun drawn, hoping to get a glimpse of whatever was going on within. Luis noticed more flashing lights lurking within, so he continued to work his way through the shrubbery until he could lay eyes on who or what was causing all the commotion. Because it's always a good idea to go in the woods alone, Luis. Just wait for your backup. No, he can't. He can't. He's doing reconnaissance.

He's trying to get information. So Luis is on his patrol. He's riding his motorbike. Yeah. He's out in the woods. He sees flashing lights out in the woods. Where a lot of nefarious things are known to happen. Oh, drugs, bad things.

He's going to go investigate. Maybe. Standing before him appear to be some sort of short creatures. Oh. As a large, translucent vessel parked behind them. Whatever the creatures were appeared to be investigating or working on the so-called ship. Luis couldn't believe what he was witnessing, but knew right away that not only were these things not human, they were definitely not friendly either.

How do you know that? A wave of panic and uneasiness overcame Luis, and he knew right away that he needed to get the hell out of there. But how? He was deep into the forest now. Your motorcycle. And any sudden movement could alert the creatures to him. Luis was left with a frightening choice. Either stay hidden and hope the creatures don't discover his whereabouts

or make a run for it and hope he could outrun them. So he sees a translucent vehicle. Like you could kind of see through it, like a ship. Yep. And they're going to go on to say these two beings that he sees out in the woods, they're working on, like something is broken. So they're working on this ship. And he thinks they're probably mean because it's the mechanics that are working on the ship.

So they're probably like grumpy. They're grisle. You know, you're getting your cancer. I mean, we got Joe and farting on your cat and whatnot. Against his better judgment, Luis decided to remain hidden to observe the creatures. But there was another problem. Luis, get out of there. In his prone state, a broken stick was poking him in his leg.

which is making him extremely uncomfortable. So, I must try to move over slightly to what the stick was no longer causing him. Oh, boy. Until the worst possible outcome happened. The stick snaps in two. Uh-oh, Luis. The two creatures swung around, revealing their bulging, red eyes. Oh.

And they were looking right at Luis. He stood up and fired a warning shot from his firearm, hoping to stay away them. mysterious creatures as he made a run for it. Now, running as fast as he could back to his motorcycle, Luis called Marcelo, the officer he was covering for, and said, Come to Las Cagnas, quickly, you know what's happening, before quickly hanging up. Luis finally made it to the edge of the woods and now had his motorcycle in sight. He put his gun away and grabbed his helmet, when suddenly two red beams of light

struck him. Luis felt his body tingling as he slowly turned around. He stood completely still as the two small beings approached him. A mysterious thought passed through Luis's mind. Disarm yourself. Luis didn't understand why he would disarm himself because he was likely dead if he did so. Still, Luis couldn't resist the urge to break down his weapon and his radio. Then, once Luis was disarmed, two creatures slowly walked towards him.

Luis was powerless as they came closer, now nearly face to face. And then... They kiss. Darkness. They kiss. So we're just tuning in. What the hell? This is Luis Sergio Huchetta.

He's out on patrol. See, the fire and the gun thing. He's out in the woods. That's where you go wrong, bro. He's out in the woods. He sees these lights. He goes towards the lights. He calls for battle.

up, but he's like, I'll keep an eye on this because he thinks it's poachers or drug dealers or something. This is back in 2006. He's in the woods. He feels like a stick in his leg, so he tries to move a little bit. It snaps. The two beams turn towards him. He fires a shot, like a warning shot. Yeah, which, I mean, I would have waited at least a second.

And if they're already there and they see you, I mean, that seems like the worst possible thing you do is to fire one off. So now he feels, he sees two red beams hit him. And they're like control beams, control. Disarm yourself. Put down your walkie-talkie or whatever you've got. Put down your gun. Now what? Now what happens?

Let's find out. This is Luis. A trail of footprints was discovered that the officers quickly followed, but it soon led to more questions than answers. Oh, boy. You see, the first set of footprints were regularly spaced. But after several meters, the gap in footprints grew bigger and bigger, with up to seven meters being between footprints at one point.

Completely dumbfounded by this discovery, the officers questioned who, or what, could have possibly taken Luis in this manner. Just after midnight, the entire police force was now looking for Luis. Things were about to get worse. Heavy rain was swooping in, and at about 2 a.m., the heavy thunderstorm postponed the search until the next day.

A landowner found Luis sitting by a dirt road in the same clothes and state as when he first disappeared, with his face dug in between his arms. The landowner, whose name is also Luis, tried to communicate with him, only to receive no response. The officer was trembling in fear, leading the concerned landowner to alert the police of the troubled Luis's whereabouts. Within minutes, the area was flooded with police and news outlets, all trying to figure out what Luis had been through. The first thing that the officers noticed was that Pachetta was completely dry, despite having gone missing in the middle of a thunderstorm. When

investigators tried to question where Luis had gone, he struggled to make any kind of response. After hours of comforting Luis, he finally regained his composure, standing to his feet before bursting into tears. They said if I stayed here, they'd come back for me. Puchetta told a fellow officer with tears flowing from his eyes. That's important. We're almost done here with all the clips. They said if I stayed here, they'd come back for me.

So he's been gone. No one knows where he is for like 24 hours. It's been raining all night. If he was out in the woods, he should be soaking what? Bone dry. Yeah. Has no memory of what's going on. He just says the phrase.

They said, if I stay here, they'll come back for me. Okay? Then you best run, bud. I got one last clip on the disappearance of Luis. Pichetta's feet were heavily burned underneath with blisters and strange red dots. Not only that, but Luis was suffering from heavy photosensitivity. begging to be held in a completely dark room to escape the light. And if that wasn't weird enough,

Pichetta showed no signs of dehydration despite going without food and water for nearly 24 hours. Strangely enough, Louise could barely remember anything from the entire incident, only mere bits and pieces. The only things he could remember clearly was seeing himself inside of his mother's womb, Along with reliving moments from his childhood, he also spoke about seeing the field in woods from up above as he was living in writing in something, along with feeling intense heat on his feet as he traveled on the mysterious vessel.

Luis never had a history of any sort of mental illness, so all of this came as an incredible surprise to the entire force. Sadly, following an investigation into the incident, Luis said, Luis Sergio Pucetta was dismissed from duty for the reason of mass trauma related to the incident interfering with Bill Zibri to work. They fired him. In the years that followed, Luis kept a low profile and out of the public eye. He stated that he has an intense anxiety related to the Las Cagnas area and refuses to go back there to this day for fear of the creatures keeping their promise of coming back for him. There it is. That's weird, man.

of Luis Sergio Puschetta back in 2006. Yeah. He's abducted in the woods, doesn't remember anything. He's afraid to go back to that spot. Although I would be like, no, we're going, because if that's for real, then we're going to be there with you when they come back. Yeah, like we want...

But these beings could just take over your brain too. Bring as many people as you want. They can control your brain. That'd be crazy. High strangeness, buddy. Oh, man. That was a good one. That was different.

Pretty new, too. 2006, not that long ago. 315, 364, 1009. High Strangeness, baby. You will see this band tomorrow. No, two nights from now. Acid band. Acid band.

Three and a third. Josh, shut, shut up, Josh. Say words. Two of them. You say the was. And then it's yesterday. It's just a, I was just going to clicks in my pink Barbie Jeep. Two, model?

Pink Barbie Jeep. Pink Barbie Jeep. All right, let me start that again. You will see this band performing with Papa Roach on Thursday night as K. Rock presents the rise of the roach at the amphitheater

to rise against. Yeah! Do you get a car sickness and all? I don't either. I'm pretty good with motion sickness. No, I'm okay, yeah. Well, they've discovered a new remedy, I guess not really discovered.

This is kind of, it's just like a hack you can do. Okay. A new study finds... Man up. Hell yeah! Bootstrap. I'm just kidding.

Barfing your hat and cry about it. Yup. They say a new study finds that music can help alleviate motion sickness, but it's got to be specific kind of music. What do you mean? The idea is that motion sickness often triggers negative emotions... All right, hold on. The idea is that motion sickness often causes negative emotions and tensions,

which triggers symptoms like dizziness and nausea. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. Music can calm those negative triggers,

but the songs they suggest are like my least favorite songs ever. Oh, that sucks. They would make me throw up. Happy by Farrell. Can't stop the feeling by Justin Timberlake. No, thanks. Shake it off by Taylor Swift. Nope.

Hakuna Matata from Lion King. Okay, okay. All right. Well, all right. So I don't puke in the car. I have to listen to Kuna Matata. Got it. Let me see.

Hold on. So it's just supposed to be something to kind of trick your brain into switching from pukey guy. I like to start. What a wonderful friend. Nathan Lane, a treasure. Acuna Matata. Treasure. Ain't no past

craze. This is... I don't want to throw up anymore, so I guess it works. I don't either. Oh, no, I want to throw up again. Imagine you're in the back of your car and you're like,

Oh, it feels good. Put out of a Cormatta. Someone quick. Somebody playing. Oh, someone quick. Oh, put out of... Oh. Oh, God, I'm a chat.

Oh, God, here it comes. The study accounted for different musical tastes. Oh, thank God. Oh, okay, I feel better now, thank God. He was a young water. Ha. Huh? That's a banger.

For example, say you're a hard rock fan. Yep. They say you may feel happy while listening to loud, agitated rock or metal. So maybe that's a good song for you. Yes. However, be careful. Careful, because if you have to, like, do poopies, uh-huh.

Sometimes that backfires. Because, you know, backfires. Because the loud rumbles will, like, jiggle. Have you ever had that? Like, I'll be like, oh, no, I got a boobies. You're listening to your tunes, and it does, like, a, oh, no, you just rumbled my belly even more.

I got to say, I've never been on the brink of poopies. Poopies. So much. That, like, a tune will. Oh, God. Think about it in your car. Oh, God. Everything just vibrating.

I don't know I like this. Cut it off just in time. His first words is Mother Effer. Oh, is it knocked loose? No, that's Kubla Kai. Oh, okay. Makes sense. Either one.

Yep, that makes sense. Kubikon, sorry. Both, both. The first lyrics are, Mother Effer, bang your effin' head. Put your skull through the wall. bitch. Yes.

Love it. That's why I laugh sometimes. Sorry, Susan. I'm sorry. Susan is too sensitive and sweet to hear that music. That's why I sometimes laugh when I make fun of like lyrics and stuff.

Because then I'll go and listen to you know, like a band like knocked loose. You know what I mean? And then they'll have like once that one song is like 15 seconds long. I just picture you're at one of your loud metal shows. And he barks in the middle of it.

And that's everyone's favorite. You have to flee. the room because, poopies, get me careful. Oh, oh, it's like at the law. It's not that I have to like leave, but it's happening at like the loss where it gets too shaky. Yeah. And it's, and it's rumbling your guts, man.

Absolutely. Oh, man. It's scary. I know. Susan says the F word does not bother her. Text line says, I puke on beat. I vomit so much. We have a puke bag and I can tell you each spot I've puked as I pass it.

Cody hasn't been puking a long time. I'm not I'm knocking on wood, though. I'm knocking on wood. I'm knocking on wood. He's been doing good. You've been doing good. I knocked on wood there. That's it. Okay. Everyone remember this tomorrow. You got a couple nights of shows coming up, a day to remember tomorrow night. Look at that. Papa Roach Rise Against Thursday night. I ain't going over to the amp. Get yourself something to listen to you. Oh, yeah. And that wraps it up, right? That wraps up concert season.

Papa Roach is the final show at the amphitheater, yeah. Oh, that's it. Let's close it down. Shut it out. Go to bed. That's what they actually hired me. And you just stand it. At the end of the Papa Roach show.

You're just standing on the stage? I got to walk on stage and go, hey! Hey! Hey! All right. Go to that! Get out here! Hey! I don't think I'll be walking.

I'm going to roll out on the stage. Excuse me. Hey! Hey! Hey! Go! How do you think you're doing? That's it! The show is over.

Everybody, get out of here as you just escape by the mic. every couple seconds. We went and saw Papa Roach and at the end this really like weird old fat bald loser was rolling around on stage with a knee scooter telling us to go to bed. It's bed tired out of. Get out of it. Don't make me die. He didn't stop.

He just kept doing it too. Where are your parents? You should have a guardian somewhere here. God damn kids. Hey. Go out of them. Okay, we're leaving. Shut up.

Shut up, loser. Go! Get off the stage! Get off the stage! Get him. Whoever just call me a loser, you're going to jail. Whoever just said it. Your winner's out.

Shut up. It is. Oh. Go to bad. You can see your testicles. I am by that. 315, 364, 101 on a K-rock text line. Well, I didn't know that Tootsie Pop

Tootsy Pop is one of those candies. I always just assumed they made them all in 1945, and then we just keep going and getting, like, I didn't know we were still making new Tootsy Pops. They're not. Let alone that there's a marketing department for Tootsy Pop. No. No.

They did everything back whenever that weird-ass owl commercial came out, and then they were done. Well, they've remade it. They've remade the owl commercial. Mr. Turtle, how many licks does it take? to get to the Tutsyroll Center of a Tutsi Pop? I never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl.

Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the Tutsu'Role center of a Tutsi Pop? Let's find out. One, two, three. How many licks does it take to get to the Tutsuero Center of a Tutsi Pop? The world may never know. Oh, I thought they changed it. Oh!

This is my, this is my. This is the song I go to. It's a minute long. This is the new minute long commercial. Nobody will ever effing no. That's the new slogan. In a lot of places, seen a lot of faces. All hell either with different races.

A white dude. His name was John. He had a Queen Bee Rules. And a hurricane tongue. So he made it with one then. And he bought me a horse. A portion of phone. From down south used to like me to spankle it.

But it's mouth. And Thorny, he was a thawning. I mean, what a song. Right? Do what in his mood? From the dog to the moment Pulled this girl up and told her we was bonnet Puerto Rican Bobby used to be a deacon

But now he'd be On a weekend I love every word is It's gotta believe every word Yeah, yeah, yeah There's no songs Lix does it take till you get to the cell Like Tootty Pop

Tootsie Pop Tootty Pop How many mix does it take Do you get to this in another Toots The world never made it without biting. I would say that I do like a Tootsie Pop. Do you like one?

Absolutely. Me too. Absolutely. Almost all. But I'm trying to think of all the flavors without looking it up. There's a cherry. It's just okay. Is there an orange?

Yep, trash. Is there a grape? No, there might be, but I'm not at the top of my head. I'm not really thinking grape. I can only think a cherry and orange. Cherry, orange. there's the maroon, whatever that is, like black cherry.

Okay, yep. Right? Yep. There is the best lollipop ever. The chocolate. There's a chocolate? Tutsi pop? Yeah, that's the best one. That's double chocolate.

Blue is the other one. There's like the blueberry, the blue. Cudra says raspberry. Is there a raspberry? Oh, is that the maroon? What I'm thinking of? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. But here's the thing.

It's funny you say that. Go ahead. because these were Tootsie Pops and I didn't realize that they made different versions of these lollipops those caramel apple What? You know what I'm talking about? The green ones?

You had the green ones? Oh yeah, I know those suckers. But look at the other two. I want golden delicious caramel apple pop, bro. Yeah, that's a good call. I want Red Macintosh caramel apple pop. It's a baking apple. It's a baking apple.

Those are good, yeah. Those are good, but that's, that's a baking apple. That's Tootsy roll. Mm-hmm. So, I mean, maybe they are making new things. Showbro Dan says they did a MythBusters to see how many licks it takes. Yo, it depends on yo, the girl. Because it kind of, I guess.

Blow Pop versus Tootty Pop. What do you pick? Oh, Tootsie Pop. Blow Pop, um, Tutsie Pop, the middle is better. Gum that you've basically kind of like. Fallated for a sucked around. for a while isn't exactly something I want to chew on after. I mean, the watermelon one is absolutely outstanding.

And is that where we've stopped with Sucker Science? We did Tutsi. We did blowpop and that was it? Then there were like, you know, the little other kind of like weird ones. Remember like the one you thought you loved so much and you ordered 90 of them, 90,000 of them here? They were awful. Those sweet tart suckers? But that didn't have anything in the center.

I'm saying like, suckers with a thing in the center. No, they were done. They were like, you neither put a Tutsi. roll or gum. That's it. That's all we can do. It's the law, I think. Because I don't know what else I would put inside. Like a gusher would be nice. Ooh, that would be interesting.

Like a little liquid that comes out. Like that the pieces of gum that have the those in the sun? Oh man, those are the best gums. Oh man, those are wild, but so gross. Starburst has a new lollipop with a starburst in the center, B-Lanch says. Okay, I can go for that. They do have grape.

Tutsy roll pops. but I never really. Now I want a Tootsey Pop. Good for you guys. That was like the best marketing you've ever done because now I'm craving it. Right, they did it. They have a caramel flavor as well.

These are, you know what also is good? What? Tootsy Pop drops. You ever have those? No. It's like, again, it's somebody screwed up and they didn't like put some of them on a stick or something. So they're like, here, just sell them.

So you don't have to even worry about having them on a stick. You just, pimp. Burn your mouth. You know what the go-to move is, though? and this might have just been, you know, my teenage ass going real too hard. Okay. You take the blow pop and you're sucking on it, but then you get like a fun dip or something and you dip the blow pop in the fun dip or nerds. Or like a drink.

Or like a Kool-Aid mix. Yep. Then you do a big fat fricking rale of it. You know what I'm talking about? Fat fricking rail of it. Oh, big fat fricking rale of damn right. Nose candy. Oh, you're in.

Literally candy. I wish I could, Pantera. wish I could. Ha! Come on to Mrs. Tera. That's funny. God damn it, Pantera, this beer! Happy Tuesday.

A couple of shows at the amp. Don't forget a day to remember tomorrow night. Mm-hmm. And then you got Papa Roach and Rise Against on Thursday night, and then we shut her down. Shut it down. Shut it down. Turn it. Turn this off.

Turn all this off. Turn all this off. And then that's the wrap on the amphitheater for the concert season. Oh, don't say that. I am I've never watched Dancing with the Stars. No. But this might be the first season I watch it

because I hate Hilaria Baldwin so much. Elaria, I forgot your favorites on there now. I might have to hate watch it because she, for those of you that don't know, because I try not to talk about Alaria Baldwin too often because it's not really relatable. but she sucks so much. And it's like a hobby of mine to follow her sucking.

You really do like. It's my favorite thing. Like two weeks ago, I like filled my entire family, like my in-laws and stuff. You let everybody know about the. Because they, I had to bring them in. I'd be like, you guys, you don't know how crazy this woman is. Do they watch it? So you had to let them know, like just so you know you're about to see.

But before, because before that, I don't even know how it came up in common. conversation. She's been really Let me frame the Alaria Baldwin situation. She's married. We will bring you all into the situation. She's married to Alec Baldwin.

She's like the biggest liar you could imagine. Yeah. She grew up and I'm going to have a lot of information and it's almost embarrassing how much I know about her. No, because. So just prepare for this. This isn't one of the times where I miss our old friend Morgan who

She was like this where, oh, you want to be caught up on the ditty situation or this? She could, you sit down and it's time for class. So I get it. So this is informative. Like how Swifties talk about Taylor Swift and how they know everything about her. Yes. That's how much I know about Hilaria Baldwin. Exactly.

See? So you help us understand. Raised in Boston. The plight. Hillary Hayward Thomas is her name. Excuse me? At some point. She starts doing this grift where she.

pretend she's Spanish and I've told you she goes on to today show. How do you say Cucumbar? Like that was her whole thing. She had an accent. Yep. She's the most insufferable human that you could follow on social media. Because she's, I'm not going to critique someone as a mother,

but she doesn't really come off as the best of mom. She's got like all of these kids. Neither of them do. They just look like they have kids and then they just, that the, they like to be around them while they're screaming for a TV show. She uses them for content. Yeah, and then the nanny kind of probably shuffle.

them away at least from Alec in his room. There's this whole rumor that like she only birthed the first one. Oh, I remember you saying that. And then like the rest have all been surrogates, even to the point where she had two babies like within I think six months. So it's not humanly possible. My burgenna works so fast. There's a theory that she had a moon bump for a while, all of this stuff.

It was a lot of drama. And I just, I've been obsessed with her sucking for so long. Well, because it's, it's a weird thing. The fact that. She's so weird. Well, that you can just get away with that. Like, legitimately, if one of us just started to do that in any way of any type of other culture, it would be the weirdest thing.

We would get probably in trouble or something. You know what I mean? You can't just pretend you're another nationality. She did, and her husband did too. Alec would go on to talk shows talking about his Spanish wife, dude. Oh, man. Like, if you want to deep dive her lies, you. can.

So she starts doing this thing, like six months ago, where she's just posting dance content because here's another part of the grift. She did say she was like a flamenco dancer for a little while. Okay, so she was a stripper.

Well, not even that. She like was an I think she did like a class in college. Like everything she does is like 20 degrees off. Like yes. she would visit Spain, but she wasn't raised in Spain.

Yes, I have been here. She's not of Spanish nationality. No. She's got 100 kids. One of them is allegedly named after like this dude, she would bang. And she named one of her kids, Alaria.

It's a whole thing. Illaria. But like months ago, she starts posting all this dance content. And tagging dancing with the stars. And I'm like, oh my God, she's trying to get on dancing with the stars. And nothing has.

been more embarrassing, and I don't care about Alec Baldwin and he sucks, but yeah, like he had to do it too. So like he was doing dance videos with Alaria, Hillary. And then they start like tagging Dancing with the Stars and I start to think, oh, he's going to use his celebrity to get his wife on Dancing with the Stars. And then it happened, bro. She got on Dancing with the Stars. And she sucks so much. Is she no good? She's not good? She sucks at everything she does.

Like, if you ever want to feel better about yourself, yeah. Follow Alaria Baldwin on Instagram. She's the worst at everything she does. Well, I do that with just Daniel. Oh, okay. She can't dance, but she does, she thinks she can dance.

Yeah, okay, I got you. She's got this syndrome where she starts to believe her own lies, like hence talking in a Spanish accent. Yes. So she's doing all these, like, hand moves or whatever. And she forces her way into dancing with stars. And last week they announced Illaria Baldwin will be on Dancing with the Stars

and it's a whole big thing. I'm so excited. And I don't care about Dancing with the Stars but now I do because I'm also getting in to the behind the scenes where people are already saying she's insufferable. She got partnered with this guy who I don't know what was named Gleb or something.

But I guess this Gleb guy was in trouble at Dancing with the Stars so like the theory is they've partnered her with him because it's his punishment. See what I'm saying, how embarrassing this is? You see how embarrassed I am over how much I know?

No, no, I'm laughing at that he's getting punished, so his punishment is El-A-A-A-A-A. You only get paid for the weeks you're on. So if you're voted off the first week, which is what we think's going to happen with- El-A-A-A-A-A. No, not a chance, though.

Why? Al-Baldwin's too, he's got too much muscle. No, I think, I think- He'll make sure that she's there for two, at least she'll make one cup. somebody will somehow flub up and like fall. No, I think Alex's star is burned out. Like he has to do Comic Con and stuff.

After he murdered that poor woman, I think the people shop. I was just looking at, like just looking through things. Let me see, what are you looking at? Look, not, doesn't look too happy, Alec over here. He's so miserable with this woman. So, okay, sidebar conversation. Yeah. Let's go back.

Okay. Alec is living in New York City. I think it was like the 30 Rock era. I loved him in 30 Rock. I did love him in 30 Rock. No, all the other things, yes, it only got to a point whatever that I didn't. With all the other things. And then when I watched him come here and be a total dick to everybody here,

screaming at his assistant for dropping him off one building away. Not even his assistant, his sister. Like he screams at his family. Yeah, slamming on the top of the car as hard as he came. Oh, that's Alec Baldwin. screaming at people on the phone. He's living in New York City. He would scream at me if you heard me talking about it.

It was insane. And I'd love it. I'd love it. It'd be the best. If I had a feud with Alec and Hilaria Baldwin, that'd be my greatest accomplishment. I'd talk about all the time. Baldin, son of a bitch, screwed up the biggest thing that could ever had over there where they were feuding with the Levitard show. I know.

So they, Alex in New York City before he met Alaria. And he's trying to know before Alana. Like, he was living the life. And he's trying to bang the owner of this. like seafood spot. I forget what it was called. Not even see what like a vegan restaurant. Okay.

And the Laurius sets her eyes. Oh. I'm kidding, Alec Baldwin. Like hooking him. Almost like if a young 19, 20 year old was on a plane with a mid-60s

multi-millionaire coach. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. I see her saying. Weird. So she starts to go to this restaurant. And Alex is at this restaurant

and she's doing the Spanish script where she's like a mysterious, I'm a yoga. And nobody in her immediate life immediately was like, what was that? Nobody! Did you just do a spanish? They just let it happen. Because once she left Boston.

Yeah. And again, I know this is a lot of it for me. I need to know. I got to know these things. But I'm telling you, if you want to hate watch anything, yes. Hate watch dancing with the stars of me this year so we can all hate the Lariabaldon. Because there's got to be people.

You what I mean? That no. We're like, no, don't. I used to. do hand stuff where Hillary auto-ta-tide. There ain't nothing Spanish about it other than she, we went used to

like, you know, go to Taco Bell after we did hand stuff. Is that count? Texland, I've never heard Josh so fired up over something. I'm not sure if I like it or if I love it. He's so excited. It's embarrassing how excited I am. So he's eating at this restaurant

and she gets a sight set on him. And then, like, he falls for the Spanish Grift. He's going on TV being like, yeah, my Spanish wife. She does this thing where she's like, I've got to tell my parents how to pronounce Baldwin. Her parents are from Boston. Her parents are from Boston. Because they would go, Baldwin?

So I'm so hot. Well, yeah, I can't say, I like Baldwin. So he. Boston people are kind of stupid. He gets sucked into this. They have 100 kids. If you watch any interview with him, even like recently. Oh, I, I, I, he's so miserable.

He wants to be, and this is like a paraphrase of what he said, he wants to be like with David Gethin on a yacht. He said this. I want to be on a yacht in like Turks and Caicos or something. He doesn't like this life. Not on the pool at L.A. with his eight not Spanish kids. Like you remember back in, I can only think of college, but you remember when like your buddy in college would date the craziest woman?

And you're like, you're just like, you watch it and you're like, ah. I just remember, yes. I remember this one couple. We weren't friends with them, but I remember them on our floor. That's how I feel. about this Alec Baldwin thing. He's so deep into this. And I don't even do. He's nothing you can do. Well, and not for nothing, but

he seems like the fella that would be a bit too proud to admit if he... Then he got duped? So, because I could see him not knowing for a long ass time and then like they go back to Boston or whatever and they're, you know,

at some bar and it's just her and say, I hell around, I met him, don't you mean what is Spanish thought? Well, that's what happened. What's going on? And Alex's like, excuse me, what do you mean? She probably could have, she's not Spanish. She could have kept working this Spanish script in New York City probably. Yeah.

As long as she didn't marry a celebrity. But now she married a celebrity. And there's got to be at least a chunk of people that know you. And there's this whole thing down in like the New York City, Hampton's Long Island area. Seinfeld's wife, Billy Joel's wife, Baldwin's wife. They all got a working angle where they write a book about Cook. or parenting or some griff. Well, because these guys all picked them up

before they even got to finish college. Right, and then they go on TV. So then she starts doing these TV appearances. This is where I start to be aware of her. And people in Boston are like, who's Illaria? That's Hillary Haywood Thomas. Because I saw the, how you say, Cucumbar.

Clip. How do you say, cucumber. And that's where I first saw. And I just never, I was like, oh, I don't really, it's just a stupid way to say that. I didn't really know that they were like, she's doing it. They're laughing because she ain't Spanish.

Yeah. I was just laughing because even a Spanish person wouldn't go, you say, cucumber. So she wants to be famous so bad. And I think in her mind she thinks she's famous. Yeah. So she does this thing now. And I don't know why I've spent 20 minutes on Hillary Baldwin. But all right.

She does this thing now where she's clearly paying people to act like they want her autograph. So she'll post, did I tell you this? She'll post a video of her walking down the street and two people. run up and ask for her autograph. But then, like, a day later, she'll post another video, and the autograph guy's working the camera now. Like, it's a whole... And you're like, hey, wait a minute.

You're like, wait a minute. I think that's the same guy. I'm going to go do that later. I think that's the same guy. She carries her mom book around. Oh, boy. It's my favorite hobby right now is hating Hillary Baldwin. It's probably not good for me, but I'm in.

I don't know when Dancing with the Stars starts. I've never watched. watched it. I'm also hearing Topanga's going to be on it, which I'd love. Corey Feldman's going to be on it, dude. You talk, the comeback kid? Are you talking? I'm talking to that guy, that kid. Talking the comeback kid?

So now, she's Can't be talking to comeback kid. I'll get off. I'll stop talking. But I'm going to watch. I don't know if he does. I, I, he's a celebrity with a ton of money. Look at how other Baldwin's keep roping

in poor women into their Griff. Allie could find another one in two seconds. Cousin Jay in the chat. Josh, tell me where Wyoming is on a map. Couldn't do it. I couldn't tell you where that is. I use my brain power for important things, like knowing all of Hillary Haywood Thomas's... Just up and on the other side. It's up and over there. Yeah, right. The other side. Right. So now she's going to be on Dancing with the Stars. Yeah. And the theory is she's going to be the first one voted off because she really can't dance. But if you watch her Instagram, she does all these dance moves with these like

hand motions. Like she does these like... Because that's all she can come up with. That's all she can come up with. She's not probably skilled enough to like... She can't dance! Dance dance! She can't dance, but she wants to be famous so bad. Yep. So bad. And there's like this weird contingency of people that do treat her like a celebrity? Yes. It's... Because I guess she's on TV. She did that reality show with Alec last season.

It was like the worst rated show ever. It was insufferable. It's not coming back. No, she just is desperate for money. They want the fame and the money that bad. And my favorite thing is when people on the internet, because she's got these two gay friends she hangs out with all the time. And they'll post side-by-side photos of Hillary Thomas's Instagram, Ilaria, of her and her gay friends in the pool.

And that same day, Alec at a Comic Con in Idaho looking miserable. And it's my drug. It is my drug. I can definitely, that would be the funniest scene. Now that I would watch, scenes of Alec coming home to the two fellas and his very Spanish wife. And Alex Hall. Yeah.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. But he's got to pretend like this is normal. No, it's like the Seinfeld episode where George comes home and Susan and her friend from college is there and he does the Joseph and the Techn Color Dreamcoat. And she's like, how's your day, Alec? And then the two gay guys are like, where did he asked him?

He said, fine, fine day. That's exactly what it's got to be. That's exactly what it's got to be. I do feel bad for the kids. Because these kids, they just don't, like, they're being used for content. And I hate when people use their kids for content. And that's all these kids are. And they're like living this weird life, whatever.

But I'm celebrating. Can anybody tell me when this stupid show starts? I don't even know. I thought it already did. No, she's in the practice. now. Oh my God. They draw that show out for a while.

She's good, dude. She's going to milk this Dancing with the Stars teat long the hardest she possibly can. Oh yeah. Because it says stars in it. That means she's a star. She's a star. She did it.

I'm on Dancing with the Stars. She did it. She did it. She made it. And then, you know, for weeks after it's going to be, well, when I did Dancing with the Stars, here's what we... When I was on Dancing with the Stars. Well, when I was on Dancing with the Stars, what we did was

in a minute. Every day. It was so. Trials and Tribulations as I was on Dancing with a Star. I think part of me also gets mad that there's like talented people out there who work hard at their craft. Yeah. And they don't ever get success. No.

But Hillary Thomas. Right. Does? You tell me the Red Power Rangers got too busy of a schedule. You can't get him on there to dance a little bit? Like somebody's spot is being lost to Hillary Thomas. To Eladia. No, I get it.

It's like, oh, thanks for wasting. are all of our times. And she's just part of that Hampton succubist club where they're all rich and they all celebrate each other and they all think they're artists, but they're not artists. They're just rich people in Long Island. Artists? I am an artist, I dance.

You say, dancing artis? I am I dance. That's enough. That Josh! That's enough. Hillary Baldwin talks. I actually, I paid you to go to 8.30 when you're talking about me as a Baldwin. So you should go ahead. I'm just warning you. I'm just warning you

that I'm going to be insufferable these next couple of weeks because I want to, I just want to watch the plane crash so bad. Yep. And then I don't, when she gets voted off, dude, I don't know what's going to happen. She might kill somebody. No, it'll be. 916 at start. It'll be weeks worth of, well, when I was on.

Like that, it's going to be a bunch of like recaps of that every week. Because she's totally. You know what I mean? She'll try to say who should have been voted off instead of me. She is. so insufferable and I think that she thinks she's talented. So when she gets voted off,

she's not going to know. Why would you vote her off? She's a phenomenal dancer. That's what I'm saying. For weeks we're going to get, who should have been this week? Look, I should have made it instead of Topanga. Right.

Topanga don't need to be on. Because the worst thing that's going to happen for Alaria Baldwin is democracy. Like she's been lied to that she's good at anything. She's not good at anything. Yeah. But because she's surrounded by sycophants, the New York City, rich, buttholes.

Yep. She's been told she's great. I want to read your cooking book and your parenting book and all that. Now the American people can be like, ew. I'm like, wait a minute. Ew. Good. I don't want to.

You are not. Ew. Spanish at all, ma'am. Yeah, that's what's going to happen. We're just going to have to ignore her for a while. Listen. Let her fade away. Eventually, Alec will get sick of her.

She's got to be getting close to 25 by now, right? I don't think you can move on. And then you know his other daughter, Ireland, that he had with Kim Basinger. Is that the one he called a fat pig? Yes, that's the fat pig one. Wow, what a great dad. She throws shade at Hillary all the time, which is also one of my favorite things. And I know this is all very, like, tabloid of me and off top, like, I don't care.

I'm bringing you into my world. Local celebrities, the Baldwin. Local celebrities, man. Live and local. BCC. Oh, my God. If Dancing with the Stars is on and I can do a watch party. There you go.

You can watch it on the one screen above and you can watch there. There you go. What are they on? Aren't they on Wednesdays? Oh my God, I didn't even think about that. What a good idea, BC. Next Tuesday, 16th. I mean, still, see you next Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday, hilarious. See you next Tuesday. Just reading this article about people who are like, what's the most expensive thing you've seen somebody buy but then never, ever really use? And the number one answer was a motorhome or a camper. Your mom used that hell out of that camper. Yeah, my parents crush the RV, man.

They're looking for a spot even now. out to end the year just to rolling out in like an October thing or whatever. I got to say, Central New York is just built different. Sidebar conversation. I will drive, I'm up in Oswega County. I drive a lot of back roads. I'll see like a plot of land with nothing on it. And like within two weeks, it'll have a full house, an RV, two ATVs, a boat.

Like people just, we build here. It is up. there's a house by me that just like went up in like a week and then oh really and it's there's a lot more of the uh where there those like pre-built home type things where they come in big ass sections and like boom my house was my house is done my house was a pre-fet what's what i mean prefab or manufactured homes either way that's what i would do would be like what do you mean a year or however yeah go ahead dude that's what i tell people all the time get that together my wife and i we weren't we weren't married yet but we were engaged. My wife and I woke up one morning to no house,

and then by that night, we had a whole house. Yeah, they're just bringing it and like, give us a little bit. It's awesome. Yeah, I absolutely would do that. Cousin Jay says hot tubs. Cousin J, you use your hot tub. But not probably as much.

He's got all them kids. Hot tubs, I see, I feel like is more for like, if he wants to like get his lady in the mood or like you want to relax with your lady and then, you know, whatnot. That's what. Ben always says. He always got guns on the hot tub. Yeah, that's a, yeah.

Yeah. His house is like the the tween like showcase. It's crazy. His kids are always in that hot tub. There's so much going on. But I can see the hot tub. I'm trying to think myself like what. Something you bought that you never used?

But I use, if I buy it, I mean I use my stuff. I mean, I don't really, there's nothing I buy that I'm like, oh, that was a huge, huge waste of money. The one thing that I was mad at myself this summer that I didn't use is I bought that big RC truck. two years ago. And it was a couple hundred bucks. And I love it. But then I just didn't use it this summer. I can still use it now.

Is it good over like rocks and stuff? Oh, it does everything. There's a, I don't know if to find it during the break. There's a place near me that I've driven by several times. And they have like people have meetups. There's like groups. Dude.

And they rock climb with their RC cars and stuff. I watch so many of those videos. It looks like an area you could do that. They have little like a track. It's some park that's somewhere near me in like Fairmount or Carmelis or something. I can't remember. They're rock climbers. Someone will know what I'm talking about.

It looks. It looks awesome. I've locked out there before. They build these whole courses. Yeah. And they get these rock climbing RC trucks and they just drive them slowly up. It's so cool. I also want to get into like an RC construction group.

Okay. Where they do like construction, but with RC cars. They might. Every time I've driven by it, it's not like two or three people. It's like, yeah, 15 to 20 people all hanging out doing that. So they might. I don't know how to interact with other people, so I wouldn't know what to do.

But I have a feeling with these groups, it's the same. So you walk up and you just kind of hold your truck and eventually someone's like, oh, hey dude, he's got a bull, blah, blah, truck.

Want you try to blah? Yeah, that type deal. Yeah, there's a whole cruise, man. Yeah. Video games is a good one from Big Bang. Video games is a good one.

That makes sense because I spent $140. $140 on that. Madden combo. Combo of the two. And I don't need the deluxe version of either, but the standard edition combo wasn't out till right now.

Right there. In the chat, it's called Kings Park, Kings Crawler Park. There you go. That looks fun. It's cool. I've watched the one time I walked also. Rest in peace, Walt's Hobby. Walsh Closed. That's where we used to get all of our C and train stuff. And As Stan. Rest in peace, ask Dan.

Where do we go for hobby stuff now? Nurds, fellow nerds. Where do we go for hobby stuff? There's a couple random spots around. A lot of people saying boats. What's the most, what's an expensive thing that you never use boats. Oh yeah, people are always all about boats. That's the one, I mean, it's not the one reason I haven't bought a boat because I can't afford a boat, but I've always justified it by like, you live in central New York. Yeah. You would use a boat three months out of the year. Yeah, but those three months. Would be the best months. That's what I mean.

The people that have boats always say, they're like, that's bad. I bet though, yeah, those three months are awesome. They're so awesome. I still to this day, and I fight it because I could, swing it somehow. What? I fight the urge to not Kenny Powers my ass. And get a jet ski. And just have a single-ass jet ski that I rip around Central New York for myself.

It's my dream. Stopping in any damn body of water I want. It's my dream. And just jet skiing around? Dude, every time I go to, every time I go to Bass Pro, and they got the little sign. And it's like, you could have this for $100 bucks a month.

And I'm like, oh, I could probably find a hundred bucks a month. Yeah. You can start to justify it to yourself. Or I'll pop on Facebook. marketplace every once in a while just check. And especially after COVID, bro, after everybody was like, it's all I can do. Yeah.

And now they're like, it's the only thing I don't want to do is be out on this damn jet ski. I wanted a jet ski so bad. I'm with you on that. You and I do it a couple of motorcycles ripping around? That's it. And I don't even need the big one. I don't even care. I'm not looking to like too many big adventures.

I just want to rip around. Maybe if I want to go real slow and fish off it for a second. That's exactly what I want to do. I want to fish off a little bit. But then you and I both want to do the same thing where we can go, what's over there? And then we can rip over there. Man, we got to be a couple of motorcyclists, I think.

We're going to get a couple of motorcycles. We got to find a boat. We got to find a jet ski partnership. What? Gym and gym equipment. Yeah, that comes in a lot. That's a good one. Yeah, Igor says motorcycles.

Yeah, motorcycles are it. Because that's another one where even in the summer, when it is nice, you still probably got to be careful. because if it's raining or where you're taking it or, you know, stuff like that. Radio World, you are here to enjoy some 90s at 9. Oh, the 900s at 9 a.m. Although I do need to check something here. Hold on a second.

Okay. This justifies released 1999. I was concerned. Uh-oh, what? Adam's song, blink 182. I was like, that seemed pretty close. Um, we're going to go golfing today. Just a nice casual hole.

I'll find us a fall. Find a fall course. Play a nice com 18. Of course, gaming stream brought to you by Daze dispensary up on the S.U. Hill.

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I got to go potty. That way you don't have to pinch off your wiener when you fart. Like a hose is what he said. Because we're in our 40s. I'm a 44 year old adult man. If you're driving, careful, raise your hand. And if you've ever had to grab your wiener to pinch off pee if you were trying to fart.

Uh-huh. Thank you. All of us. All of us. All of us. You pinch it like a hose and then nothing comes out. I'm not going to wet my pants. Although yesterday I had to go get my infusion.

And I used the bathroom before I go into my infusion. And I didn't shake it enough. And I put it away. And it was just. Oh, that's the worst. See, that's why I am, I've said it before, I'm violent. You get it all out. I'm violent.

Although I have to be careful at a place like the dome. I'm bad to pay attention to that. I realized that on Saturday where I'm like, I can't just violently whip my pee everywhere. If you're shaking it too much, you're playing with yourself. You know the story? Yeah. Radio World, you get Blink 182.

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