The Show - HIPSTER CHRISTMAS

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

Some fella just tryin’ to poop gets attacked by a bear. A disappointing end to the Cuse Football season & bigger issues with college football. Following the big snail heist in France. A bunch of hipsters made a Christmas song list. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Hoy, hoie, doms. Happy Monday.

Happy December. Oh, my God. December 1st, 2025 year of our Lord. Here we are. December. Here we are. How do you like that? 25 days till Christmas.

Brum. Hell of Crimus. Mary Chrysler. Mary Honda Days. Happy Honda days. Happy Honda days. I was telling Cody is. as I do love our bagelicious remote.

It's nice to not be interrupting people's breakfast this morning as we are back in the studio. Yep. No, it helped this year having the food bank come like six times, like Lynn said, because then we're much more in the way. It was successful. You all donated so much. It was a fantastic morning. It is just the one broadcast we do a year that's not our show. Like Festivists is for we're putting on a show.

That one, we're just in a bagel shop while people come in and grab their bagels and they go, why are they too annoying guys? Yes. Sitting over there at that table being very loud with a speaker, amplifying their voices. Inside of a room where they can very easily just be sitting there. No, no, no, no, all right. I got that. So thank you for all who came out on Friday morning.

We appreciate all your donations. The Food Bank and our community certainly do appreciate your donations. Yes. And we are back in the same. studio first day of December. Cremal. A lot of people coming out of a long weekend.

How was your long weekend? Great. Good stuff. About how much turkey you got left, bud? Good amount. Yeah, there's a lot. Considering how much has any of them been eaten,

there's still so much. Good. But, I got a couple of... You got some new tricks off your sleeve. A couple things left to try here there. We got to know the Emerald Lugasi. Was that his name?

Emerald Lagasy. Yep. And we got Emerald Lago. Boom! Bang! Bam! Kick it up a notch. Bang!

Hey, was that guy? All right. I have one of his seasonings. Do you? There you go. Yep. So we'll, of course, talk about all the leftovers that we still have as, you know, Cody's going to be living off him for a while.

I haven't even made several of the things that I need yet. You got a lot of ideas. TK. said Galaxy killed it with the Wine and Chocolate Festival. I'm going to do a whole segment on the Wine and Chocolate Festival and the things that I purchased. Because I'd never gone as just. just a guy going. Yeah. I've either been working it or just at my whiskey booth or something.

Just whipping it around. Bro, I came home with so much good stuff. I want to highlight all these great, just amazing local businesses we have that you might not even be aware of. I'm going to tell you about some of them. Oh, first of all. Bro, this one guy? This one guy?

Yeah. Might be the best chocolate I've ever had in my life. This one guy I was making. Interesting. The Bond Bond guy. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Adam may be the same.

I don't have the list in front of me. I saw his new segment. He makes shiny candy. Dude. Dude. The dark chocolate raspberry candy this man made? Yeah. Not bad.

Huh. That's already. Already off the rails and twitch on YouTube. This one you like. Yeah, I guess. Good morning. He loved that one, said, me. She'd be sexy dancing to this song, too.

Yeah, you want to get down at a hole, baby. Leave him a good at you. Good morning, everybody. Knock it off. Clean it up. Happy Monday. Happy Cyber Monday. We'll be cyber sexing with chicks on the linternets all day long.

Yo, AOL is going to be bumping. I'm going to be busy. Don't be mad that I was chatting with babes online all day, Cody. And we'll chat rooms. But by the way, you can't save some money today on a couple of things we got coming up. First of all, save five bucks on one-day admission tickets and your car registrations are discounted today at syracuse nationals.com. Oh.

And we've got CMI Brew Fest coming up. You can get those $40 golden tickets today online only until midnight. 40 bucks are valid for any session. That's coming up January 31st at the New York State Fairground at CNY Brew Fest. So. Yeah, January, 2006. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. No, but Cyber Monday. Life's just flying by. Usually is really good deals. Yeah. Like really good deals. Yeah. Keep your eyes open for all.

I'm sure I'll find a list here to get to throughout this morning. I was bragging to Cody that I have, and I don't know this is even a brag. I have eaten a bologna sandwich in some form every day for the last four days. If you weren't able to tune in on my Friday's show. God. The Black Friday Bologna boy Bagalicious Bonanza in Baybury Plaza, as Cody made me. At the end of the show, we called it the Bologna. Bonanza, right? Yep. The Bologna boy

Bonanza. Cheddar bagel. Yep. A lot of baloney. Yep. Sausage egg and cheese. Yep. And mustard. Ham was on there? That's right. Ham was on there. Mustard. I ate half of it at the show. Because it was the, it was a triple pig. Well, usually we feed the fat pigs. This time I found the fat pigs to you.

Do not go to Osweger County and say the words triple pig out loud. You're going to have a lot. No, no, no, no. You don't want that up there. Oh, hey, what? I told you. I did. I ate half of it. Well, I had a couple bites at the show. And then I got home and it was still warm, so I finished half of it.

And then that was in the fridge, and I finished that one off the rest of the day. I was nipping at it. Nipping at it. And then that got my bologna, got my bologna boner going, I guess, a little bit. And Saturday I had a bologna sandwich. Sunday I had a bologna sandwich. I'll have one today. I don't know if there's a grosser sentence then got my baloney boner.

Got my baloney boner. Or my bologna. Or my bologna. Dude, I love it. I may be alone on this. My passion of bologna. I think I just grew up on it and I,

and I love it. I remember having it. It's just I don't, it's that same, it's got the same hot dog taste that I don't like. Because that's all it is. It's a big old hot dog. That's all it is.

Well, can't imagine a, a worse sentence than this. Security guard attacked by a bear in a bathroom at the train station. Oh, well. It depends on what type of bear.

I'm trying to understand this because have you ever seen like Europe has a bunch? I think Japan has a bunch where it's just like those standalone, not porta-potties, but like they're little outdoor toilets. Yeah. Yeah, just places to go.

Places to go. Like you go in a little room. Instead of here, you're just having to poop behind the building like many people randomly do for some reason. Well, this security guard encountered a bear while using one of those northwest of Tokyo on Friday at 120 in the morning. Oh, that's the worst, man. You're just trying to take a dump. I guess he was on the toilet, spotted what he suspected was a five-foot-long bear, so a decent-sized bear, peering into the bathroom while he was going. They don't have doors or they do or it was just too late.

I guess at some point he tried to kick at the bear, which then made him fall off. I'm not laughing. I'm sorry, because this would be terrible. No, because now you've got... He fell off the toilet. Now you got poopy butt. Yeah, and you're fighting a bear. Bear for your life while you got poopy butt.

The bear ran off, thankfully. The rising bear encounters have prompted concerns across Japan. One insurance company announced Friday it will offer coverage to hotels and leisure businesses for revenues lost due to bear intrusions. I know this is going to be a dumb statement. But you forget bears are in other places sometimes. Like in Japan? You forget animals, you know what I mean, are around other spots.

I know, I do. Japanese bear. I know, right? What? But what is that? What is that? It's just a bear, I bet. Was this a black, just black bear?

He only described as a five-foot-long bear peering into his bathroom. So as he fell backwards trying to kick the bear away. I mean, if it's a bummer. It was one of those, like, Japanese black bears. They're one of those cooler-looking ones with, like, the stripe on it. They got a stripe? You know what I mean? Like a K-pop?

Like one of those frickers? Oh, that's cool. I wouldn't want that encountering me on the turlet. No. Nah. But any bear, even if a panda bear is just like, hey, what you're doing in there? I'm certainly like, oh, now I'm pooping even faster. Yeah, any animal.

I don't care if it's a possum looking at me. I'm trying to relax in here, bro. Tusha, my friend. Trying to get to dookie. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.

Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Happy Cyber Monday. You can save money today to the Syracuse Nationals and CNYBrewfest.

Had to CMIBrewfast.com. And you can get those $40 golden tickets today only until midnight. Just 40 bucks valid for any session. That's coming up on January 31st at the New York State Fairgrounds. What? What I miss? I'm cyber-in, but you don't have your watch. I don't have my watch on.

I left it a home and I feel nude. It's not where anybody can see it, right? Well, no, it's in my office. Why? Did you send me a? I did a cyber. Ah, he did a cyber. He cybered me, yeah.

He's cybered me right now. Ah, let's talk to football. It was a weird weekend because we had games Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Oh, it was the best. There was so much. So college games were great. NFL was all in a place. That was one college team that had its worst eight-game stretch in history.

Is that Syracuse University is? Florida State lost two. I don't feel like an interesting. entire team should collapse when one quarterback, like one player goes down? I mean, I've seen it where, you know, the team is, you know, kind of bad, but just losing one guy with, I don't know, I don't know. The difference is just astonishing. I don't know if the team just gave up or...

I'm sure this is not a new idea. I don't know. But I was thinking a lot about the NIL and the transfer portal and all that because of this situation. Like, clearly, no team is going to have a backup quarterback because the best of the backup quarterback so we don't want to go play somewhere else. That's the issue. So no one's going to have backup quarterback. Yes. And this is not an original idea, but I was like, what we need to do for all these programs

is there just needs to be a flat rate these players make. You know what I'm saying? Like you're in college. I get it. You got to get some profit sharing off of these teams because they're making a ton. Some making more than others. Yeah. So like say every player on the team gets 50 grand plus, you know, free education.

or whatever. That way, you can't be like, well, come here, we'll give you $3 million. No, I agree. I know that these players are to be played. Paid. They absolutely do. Yes. But this is really ruining college sports.

It's now, not saying that you're an average fan. Yeah. But it's now becoming more apparent to everybody that doesn't even really watch that much. That's me. I don't watch any of this. How asinine this all is. And I want these guys getting paid a butt ton. But I think because they were screwed over so.

long, I always use that example of when Mark Emeritt said being dead serious, you give them a bagel these recruits, that's fine, they can have a bagel, you put cream cheese on the bagel, that's a meal, that's an infraction, that's, that's, you're in trouble. That's stupid. That's insane. However, I think it was like that for so long that they panicked, kind of, and we're like, uh, NIL, you all get paid. Right.

And it's the Wild Wild West where you get a guy like a Trevor Pena, where out of nowhere, he goes, Oh, I want this much millions of dollars or I'm leaving. And someone like a Fram Brown goes, I, do you want it from my paycheck? That's what I'm saying. Like, this doesn't work out. It doesn't work. No, I agree.

It's really weird. I don't know how they fix it. It's somewhere along the lines of that, what you're saying. I'm not, is someone who sees it from the other side a lot of times? Yeah. You guys, I'm not going to blow up any one spot, you would be shocked what college athletes. are asking for and expect to play college sports.

And now it's gone to the point where look at these teams, it collapsed. Yeah. It came out that Trevor wanted, was it 1.5? Right. Out of nowhere when he was already making God knows what. And I think it should be like what you said, where they've got to have a... 50 to 100 grand or whatever the math works out. But, and then if there is a...

You're getting paid, you can help your family out. It's great. And then if there is, you go off where... where like a car dealership wants to help you with... Awesome. That's extra money. But it can't be like millions of dollars for these kids. Oh, like one of those back deals.

We're like, yeah, come here and we got a car dealership. And if they do just... If they do make it the backdoor deal like it used to be... We didn't know about it. Because it's screwing up sports. Yeah, it's just not... And then they were talking about it very openly, openly, openly. This past weekend, more so than I've heard them, the announcers.

just watching lower, like, I don't know what I'm going to call lower teams, you know, not Kentucky, Alabama. Right, right, right. And some of these guys that were good, and they were like, well, sucks. These guys won't be like this next year because you know this guy's gone. Yeah. And that kind of sucks. It sucks because no one can develop teams anymore. Or it's like, oh, this guy, like you said, is grumpy. Well, fine, then I'm going to go make a million dollars and go play for someone else.

You just came here like two days ago. have no idea. And again, I'm reiterating the fact that all these players deserve to get paid for what they're doing out there. I'm not one of these old-timers who's like, they get a free education. Shut up. They're making millions of dollars for these colleges. They deserve a cut. But also, I know for a fact that we had a player who requested a vehicle that only Tom Brady had.

Yeah. They wanted a certain vehicle, and there's only one that exists, and it's owned by Tom Brady. and they want that. They want that. You want to get that? It's like, bro, that's not an option. Oh, well, that I guess I'm not playing there. I guess I'll have to go to.

Like, that's the problem we're in right now. Yeah. Like, hey, will you call into my radio shows? Yeah, for $100,000. It's like, what are you talking about, dude? Yep. It's not feasible. We went too far the other direction.

I don't know what the balance is. Anyways. Oh, yeah, that's just got to, there's got to be a balance. He's got to be a paid, but not. They just jumped right in. They jumped right in, and now it's like, you see what happens. An eight lost streak. Because we lost one quarterback.

Yep. No, that's... And had no backup. That's right. Let's talk NFL scores. And it starts kind of with a guy like Chicago, with Caleb Williams on the Bears, who before he got drafted,

said that he would only get drafted if he got a piece of the team. He wanted to be a part owner. He's not, but like, you didn't win anything. Dude. Yep. So Bears over the Eagles. Other than the game on Friday, which was crazy.

That was a Friday game, big game for them. That Eagles crowd, though, man. And they weren't lose. They didn't lose yet, but they just were booing. Well, who did they lose to? They lost to the Cowboys. Yeah, they lost to the Bears. But, I mean, again, they're going to get mad.

They're still eight and three or eight and four or whatever the hell they are. But, yeah, they think they're nervous that a couple years ago they had this happen where they started hot and then they crumble. Because they look good. Just, I don't know. Nick. Handsome Nick and Chad, his Eagles have lost now two in a row and are not great teams. But, you know. Hey, it's going to snap back for you, Nick.

Dolphins over the Saints, 2117. Yeah, yesterday was fun games. Texans over the Colts, 20 to 16. Danny Dives is playing with a little fracture in his phobia. How the hell do you do that? I broke mine. It snapped both of them right and a half. A little cracking one.

I came in here and did shows with Spring Hakel. So can we please? That's true. Jets over the Falcons? Are the Jets turning it around here? No, but it was one of those where the Falcons, man. What an up and down team all year. Kirk Cousin, though, he sucks.

It's his fault. But it was the last second type deal. A little field goal for the drops. 49ers killed the Browns. 46 to 8. Yeah, should have been just missed a wide open touchdown. Did he really? Panthers over the Rams.

Surprise of the day right there. What a weird game that was. The Rams have lost a couple, haven't they? No, they've been on a wicked hot streak. The problem was that going into this game and they beat this into the ground, Matthew Stafford had 28 touch. touchdowns in two interceptions and hadn't thrown an interception in 10 weeks and they kept saying

it and saying it so much at the beginning that he threw two picks in like 10 minutes oh boy like lot he said it was the first time they've won in Cleveland in like 25 years or something or a well they look pretty decent uh jaggs over the titans by a lot 25 to three yeah they're gonna have the number one pick again the titans bucks over the cardinals yeah that was uh there were some weird ones in that i like watching baker mayfield get grumpy because he's a little guy like me. He gets maddy kind of like puffs around.

A little toddler. Vikings forgot how to football looks like. 26, not than C-Hawks. I don't even know who the quarterback was. Max Brosmer. Are they running out of quarterbacks? They had McCarthy went down to a concussion

and had him in. You got to be kidding me. Yeah. You got to be kidding me. But nobody would have just let Eric Dungy go out there for a game. Yeah. Throw him in there.

Come on. I'm going to go out there now. Bills? Over the Steelers. Only game I watched yesterday. He busted his nose. Busted his face. His helmet hit his nose or something.

He put a little band-aid on it. That hurts so much when your helmet would go down and hit. Oh, man, that was the worst. I was nervous at the beginning. Josh Allen was throwing picks. Yeah. There were some fumbles, but they got it together. He was trying to do just a little too much,

but he let the team kind of help him. Chargers over the Raiders, 3114. Yeah. It was gross. Justin Herbert dislocated one. I don't know what finger it was, one of these two, but they showed them going into the locker room, and

the picture, they freeze-framed it. It was just like he was standing there, and it was all like mangled. I'm like, oh, they got to do the, hey, what's that over there? Boom. No, thank you. Mama Max commanders, losing in overtime to the Broncos. I saw it all snuggled up in

bed. They were in overtime. They made it in overtime, and they scored a touchdown to tie it, and, and, and, they scored a touchdown to tie it. but only they didn't want a tie if they were going for the victory. Oh, there it is. And they went for two, and they got it smack down.

Tonight's Giants Patriots? Yeah, Jackson Dart's playing. All right. I mean, Jackson Dart versus Derek May. Good old Derek May. Everyone's favorite Derek May. Yeah, and Lucky is right. Josh Allen broke a record yesterday,

76 career rushing touchdowns. Oh, good for him. Most by any quarterback breaking Cam Newton's record. I love his record-setting Rush, did you see that? Probably, but I didn't see what they said. Well, if you watch it, he was basically stopped. Like, the Steelers had stopped him,

and then his other guys came along and just pushed him in there, yeah. Yeah, I like that you're allowed to do that now. Yeah, just shut him right in the end zone. We're stopped? All right, well, hey, 300-pound guys behind him. All of you sprinted at them. That was his record-breaking rushing touchdown. Congratulations, Bill's.

Yeah, you get Giants Patriots tonight. All right, go get them, Jackson. Two and ten of two. Come out. You bummed me out, man. I'm glad that everybody... I didn't do it. I know you didn't do it, but...

That you know. Um, oh, an overnight fire in Oswego caused significant damage to cheap seats, sports bar, and grill. Yeah. I don't have many bars I go to, but that's one of them. No, not for a while. Svigo Fire Department responded to a fire alarm around 3.10 a.m. Found smoke. Firefighters from Aswigo Town, volunteer.

fire department in Moneto, while Fulton Fire Department handled rapid intervention team duties. Was this last night or the night before? I think Saturday into Sunday. Saturday and a Sunday. All right. Well, let's pull together and... One firefighter suffered a minor injury. I hope he or she is okay.

Sidiv Aswego investigating team remains on the scene yesterday morning. Oh, cheap seats. Oh, get it. Let's rebook. That's for luck. That was always a fun little spot. I love cheap seats. Like I said, I don't go to any bars.

and I was just there a couple weeks ago with my old improv troupe buddies I mean they left no pool for anybody Nah we were I mean we could have to fight the ladies off of us Is it the same? Cheap seats? It was the same but not the same I mean like different menu and stuff I'm sure I requested 25 cent wings

I didn't do those anymore so What the hell? You know dollar labat pitchers Same I went over to the shed And I asked for 10 cent wings and pizza ball And the liquor store was like, get out, this isn't at the bar anymore, who are you, wire your pants off. It was awful. Excuse me, can I please get a $1.

The Bat pitcher? And they said, no. We don't do that, sir. This is, you're about 25 years too late for that. Oh, okay. It's unreal. All right, I'll just take a thing, 10-7 wings end. Let me know when the UCLA Final Four game is on.

I watched them lose twice there in the Final Four. Oh, you did. And then in the championship game. Yep. We watched the 2003 Syracuse Championship on the second floor of Fanel. Oh, Fanel? But we all freaked out.

It was a big one. Yep. Nice snowstorm. I love a heist. We got another heist. Oh, there's a... Kind of. I mean, it is a heist.

We're doing heisting. Professional thieves rated... Let me see if he can say this. Uh-oh. Escargo de Grans farm. Ooh, a snail farm. Yeah, it's a snail farm. A grand...

Oh, wait, seriously? For real. In France's Champagne region, stealing a hundred thousand dollars worth of snails. When they give you those... Your need to give out? That was weird. When they give you those, are they hot or cold?

I've never eaten escargo. I want to if they're warm. Warm snail? I don't want cold snails. I feel like it'd be like a booger. Like you're eating a hot booger. Can't be any worse than a clam. Right?

I've only eaten clam in the clam. I've only eaten clam. I've only eaten clam in the clam strip variation. Yeah. Okay. Up at a... Well, the knot clam strip is like a snot bubble. Yeah, no thank you.

But I don't know if they were warm, maybe, but that's... I know they're a delicacy, so that's a hell of a lot of snails. The overnight heist targeted a family farm wiping out the entire annual production. Oh, that sucks. Destined for Christmas menus at upscale restaurants. I bet. They're pricey. But what is the next step?

I got $100,000 off the snails. How am I moving those? Yeah, that's... Is there a black... market do you go to their competitors do you just go to the restaurants and be like yeah you just you go to the same restaurant the next day just um excuse me do you want to buy snails hey wait a minute no that's trying to steal those got to be weird you ever had um you ever had snails on you all the time i like putting them in like fish tanks and stuff but i don't want to

no like on you to like hold them while you find other bugs and stuff you got to take a snail and you like put it on your arm and be like, hold on one side. No, I guess I've never done what you're doing, weird outdoor bug man. Oh, they're weird. Bug man having bugs climb all over them.

We just put them on you. All right, they do not run around. That's for sure. No, they're slow. They're snails. But they're weird.

They do move and you can like feel them. So I wonder if he's, you just like put your arm in the bucket and like scoop them out and I just got snail. Well, I want to know what a hundred thousand dollars with. I want to know what a hundred thousand dollars with the snails looks like. There's no photo in there.

And I want to know how they transport them. Like you said. is a big bucket? Is it like a beehive situation where they're all like on like a like a piece of board or something? All right. Let me see. Large thing of. Large thing of snails.

Eating snails. All right. Food snails. Let's see. Mindy says they're usually served with an herb butter. You know something about herb butter. Same. Same.

Oh, you know what? Hold on. Hold on. Snail farm. Okay. I wonder if that will show them. Snail farm. Oh.

The hell? What does it look like? I'm fascinated by stuff like this. Google snail farm. What does it show you? A ass ton of snails. Exactly what you think it is. They're all just like climbing on.

They're all over like pieces of board. Yeah. So then how'd you steal all these snails? You just went down like this with your arm. Yeah, like just scooped them all up. I don't know how you moved all these snails. But then again, like you said, then what? Then what?

Now you got all these snails. Then what? All right. 315, 364, 1009. Text Lane said, Scargo is served hot. Okay. Had them in France.

Okay. So you'd have a little hot snail with some herb butter. I would eat a little hot snail. There you go, and I'd eat a little heart clam. Happy December 1st. You know what that means. I got my Christmas shirt. The high go out of Quimichu!

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This is prime, prime lights on the lake time, man. Friday must have been so awesome. Beautiful weather. Was Saturday snowing? There was snow on the ground. Yeah, a little bit out there. But, man, Friday was nice. So I want to just highlight a couple of the cool businesses I met on Saturday at the Wine and Chocolate Festival.

I had never gone to the Wine and Chocolate Festival as just a guy going to the Wine and Chocolate Festival. Yeah, I mean, I've looked around. I've always worked it or I've hit my whiskey boot over there. and this Saturday Got to take a peekski Took my wife and my mother-in-law To go do their shopping And boy do they go shopping

You walk wrong with ladies Oh my God I had to leave them a few times Because they'll go into like the little like Earring shacks And spend 10 minutes Looking at little earrings And I'm like I'm gonna go

You do the I'll be at this one or over here Or I'll go talk to Boss Lady Thankfully it's like Our friends and co-workers are there So I'm like I'm gonna go I'm gonna go talk to Bossley I'm just stay

You look at that One same bar of soap for an hour. Thank you, though. You guys keep looking at that. Yeah. I will tell you, we, I can't emphasize this enough. We've got some of the best food and treats and snacks anywhere. Yeah, a little snacky. Right here in central New York. We're so lucky to have what we have. I'm a man who has traveled a lot of places and I'm telling you, we got a lot of good stuff right here. Oh yeah. No, you'd be shocked at the just generic bland crap that exists for other places. Yeah, we're so lucky right here.

We're very lucky. I'm going to give a shout out to a few different people. Okay. Adam Bryan Chocolat. Yeah, that is the shiny chocolates. I saw him on. I saw that guy on the news. Him and his wife had a booth.

He's got his wife. And he was doing samples. Yeah. I did a sample of the dark chocolate raspberry, I guess they're bonbons. He makes like a raspberry puree, puts it into these bonbons. I can't give it a high enough rating. It's the best chocolate treat I've ever had, dude. Oh, nice.

I like that. So if you see Adam Bryan out and about, try those bonbons. I'd like to try that. Incredible. Try to bonbon, try it bonbon. You know about my boys at Cheese Field. Did you get your sticks? It's already halfway gone.

Oh, no. The oldest found their way into it. I tried to hide it. You got, see, I'm telling you. I put it in the vegetable drawer. You got to. get your own little mini fridge. You gotta have

you gotta have your own little stash, bro. And you know what happened? I come home for the Wino Chocolate Festival. Yeah. And I'm not here to brag. I bought three sticks because I wanted it to last a while. Yeah. So I bought three sticks. Bring them home. I hide him in the back of the vegetable drawer. Just hoping

that I get some time out of that. The oldest comes out, catches me in the kitchen. Yep. Says, where'd you put your cheese filled? I go, what do you know? Yeah. They go, I asked mom. Mom said you got some. I go, uh-oh.

We got a rat in the house. I'll go up your spot. I got someone switching on me. You're going to have to get just a decoy one and huck it. Yeah, no, I don't know. That's another one, yeah. There you go. Run.

So I love cheese filled. Always a shout out to them. No, we're going to have to get you a little fridge. But then where do I do? I got to cut it somewhere unless I just eat it straight like a look. That's why I assume you do anyway. But no, that's easy because then you just run. That's easy, because then you just randomly slink out to the kitchen,

give yourself a little knife on a plate and slide back in there. Nobody's the wiser. Who else did I support? Did you go to that marshmallow place? Did you see them? So I'm looking for what the fluff marshmallow. Did you have them? Are they good?

What? The fluff marshmallow company? I think they're out of B-Vill. Shout out to these two. They looked good. I got the French vanilla marshmallows just because I like a good vanilla marshmallow. My wife got the pistachio one. Oh, we cheese adventurous.

Like, it was like, it was like a brownie one. They look really cool. Unbelievable flavors they're doing over there. And I like to just eat marshmallows on their own. So I bet like an actual marshmallow is really, really good. I'm not sure if I've ever had a just like a square. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't know if I have.

It's a different experience, man. They're so good. Shout out winosaurs. They're those little gummy winosaurs. We always buy some bags of those. Yep, gummies made out of dinosaurs. Oh, so good. Those are good.

So good. Who else did I try? We fed them in here before. Who else did I try? Because there's one more that I got to give a shout out to. And I can't remember their name. Any sauceries? Yes, this is the one I got a plug, but I can't.

It was the Pesto place. Oh, Renaissance. Oh, Renaissance Pesto? My friends. Did you go over there? My friend. You got green spaghetti sauce? I'm going to say something here.

This is not a paid endorsement of Renaissance Pesto. It is the best thing I've ever put in my mouth. And if you knew me in the 90s, oh! I guess that I just mean nothing to him anymore. I sought them out. Because I guess I really didn't know what Pestal was. Yeah, green spaghetti sauce.

But it's also, like, the one I got was, is like, okay, I'll tell you the one I got. So Boss Lady says, you got a trust. the Renaissance Pesto while you're here. So I go over to this spot, dude, and they've got their samples. The one that I bought, or the one that I sampled, was called the... Damn it. I just bled out.

Do they have, like, different flavors and stuff? Yeah, but Holy Grail. It's called the Holy Grail. Interesting. Holy Grail is like an olive oil with aged cheeses and all. these things, garlic, all these flavors happening. Pesto is insanely good, man. I got to tell you, bro, I don't know what it's done to my cholesterol.

That's okay. I got this jar of Pesto home, and I've just been dunking club crackers in it, little pieces of bread I've been putting Pesto on it. And ain't making it to any spaghetti? I got to get, I got to hold some on because I'm already on their website looking to buy more of it. You get the little spaghetti. You remember back the first time you tried hot tomato oil.

Yeah. And you're like, what is this? Yep. Yep. This Holy Grail from Renaissance Pesto is that times 10. Okay. It blew me. I'm not even going to say it because they're a fine company.

Yeah. But it blew my ball, my baby. I did. Okay. I saw him. He showed me the picture of the balls. It was around the ground. I was like, right out of your pants.

I'm sure I've had Pesto before, but this is my first, like, real dive into Pesto. And holy cow, Renaissance Pesto. I told you, one of the best pizzas I've ever had. It was weirdly a chicken pesto pizza. Dude, so I've been dipping crackers in that. I got to put it on some pasta. Also shout out Seller and Folly. They're a whiskey company out of Auburn.

I bought a bottle of their stuff. Very good. Alcohol? You bought alcohol there. Oh, yeah, you did. Oh, my God. As well as our friends over at Lock One, they were out there. So many great things.

But guys, we are blessed. We are blessed to have so many delicious treats. Right here in our backyard is so many great local businesses. Shout out to everybody who was there over at the wine and chocolate festivals. A delicious time. Katie says the besto, the pesto is the least of your cholesterol or is baloney boy. I'm starting putting pesto on my baloney bond. And roll them up.

Pesto bologna rolls. Coco and the bologna boy live on a Monday morning's got his gloves up. You can't type you. You can do your gloves on, bud. He's got his whole ass gloves on in here. Warm with him on. Mm. I warm up.

I'm not, warming up my hands. 315-364-101. K-Rock text line. I don't know what this means. Texas Santa, and our chat says, Josh, your name also came up in my list of naughty care to explain. He's Santa. Oh, he's Santa.

Yeah, I'm probably on the naughty list. I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm definitely on the naughty list. Kim's need a Pankin. It is a Cyber Monday where I will be cybering with chicks on the Internet all day. But also, you can save some money. A couple of things. we're offering up deals on today. Syracuse Nationals, save $5 on that one-day admission ticket and show registrations are discounted today only.

That's a good idea to do that today. Go online at Syracuse Nationals.com or if you're drinking some beers, $40 golden tickets to the CNY Brewfest until midnight today. $40 ticket gets you either session. That's coming up on January 31st, CNYBrewfest.com on a cyber money. That's an easy thing to get a dad. Oh yeah. Get them both. Get the tickets to the nationals, tickets to the Brewfest.

Boom, done. Brewfest is always a great ticket. You know what? That's not a bad idea. We have to do a gift exchange. Maybe I'll buy a couple of Brewfest tickets for like my in-laws or siblings or whatever. See them go get some burrs. Put them in like a beer glass.

Yeah. Oh my God. Morrow. So this is a guy who did an honest. online order for a pizza. Okay. And the pizza order went viral because the guy that was making the pizza, I guess, must have posted the order because it came through online.

Okay. So it's like a whole bunch of things. Yeah. Says, quote, yes, I know this order looks insane and you're probably like, who is this dude? I have a very pregnant wife and I'm done questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her and honestly, you should be too. Thank you in Godspeed. Okay.

When the ladies get preggers, they crave different things. Not all, but some. Okay. And this is, now, not trying to be a negative Nelly here. Okay. Some of these things, I don't know if she should be eating if she's pregnant. Uh-oh.

I'm just saying, I don't think you're supposed to be. Number one. Knew it. Here's the order. Okay. Triple pepperoni, extra cheese, banana peppers.

So far so good. Light jalapinos. No thanks. Half chicken. Half mushrooms. Half caramelized. Oh, my. God. Half olives, light sauce.

Wait, wait. Wait, start that again. Are you going to ask the same question I am as how do you know which half goes on which half? You're like, start it again. All right. Triple pepperoni. The whole thing is triple pepperoni. Whole thing, extra cheese. Whole thing, extra cheese.

Whole thing, banana peppers. Whole thing, banana peppers. Although wait, to start light sauce. Because that's at the very end. Yep. But. Whole thing, light hot. jalapinos.

Okay. Half chicken. Now, now just, okay, half chicken. Half mushrooms. Half mushrooms.

On the half chicken. I'm wondering if maybe he was able, you know, on the Pizza Hut app, on the order, you can just like literally touch the side. Yep. So maybe in the order he had that demonstrated.

So this whole thing, it's got pepperoni. One half is just the triple pepperoni and extra cheese. Now this other half is triple pepperoni extra cheese. chicken, mushrooms,

half caramelized onions caramelized onions, half olives and olives. Light sauce. Triple pepperoni, extra cheese, chicken,

mushrooms, olives, caramelized onions. The only one I was concerned about is pepperoni because I thought like sliced meats or processed meats. Did who? But maybe that's cooked off?

We had someone that's preggers that, or that said that. Can't have deli meat. Why can't you have deli meat? I don't understand. Deli meat? Yeah, because I think the slicers sometimes have bacteria on it.

There's like a baby couldn't handle. So why are we allowed to eat this bacteria from a slicer? I might be wrong, but it's definitely deli meats because when my wife had our first child, she was craving Wegman's subs. Yeah. Because she hadn't been able to have him for nine months. So my in-law showed up with two big Wegman subs. I guess the pepperoni's fine if it's cooked.

All right. Babies are kind of a jerk. I know, knock it off. All of a sudden, you're going to, you don't even know what. Yeah, Listeria would kill the fetus if you have Listeria in there, but you can handle Listeria. A little bit Listeria. Babies don't even know what turkey is. All of a sudden, it's too dangerous for them.

Babies are needy. I wanted to grow my children as Bologna boys in the womb. Yeah. Apparently, I can't feed my wife Bologna to get the Bologna going here. What if you wash the luncheon when you get home? Good question. I don't know. You like rinse it off.

I don't think it's worth it. But there's also like. Also true. I'm not judging pregnant women. There's also the women who are like, my doctor says I can have one glass of wine a day. And you're like, I don't know. A little.

This is a party. It's awesome. I'm crawling in the dark of the womb. Happy Cyber Monday. You can save money today and a whole bunch of deals. I like this one. But locally, we got a couple of great events coming up, C&Y Brew Fest, coming up end of January.

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Until midnight, Syracuse Nationals.com. No. So I'm going to do a Thanksgiving recap here as... This will not matter to one person in this room. Okay. But I will share the information anyways, as they say, today is the last day to eat your Thanksgiving leftovers. I wish.

Yeah, right. I wish, bro. Yeah, right. Oh, no? I say that for the rest of you. He's not going to. No. as yesterday. Hold on us. I'm going to read just verbatim the text you sent me

just to show how extra he always is. Oh, little turkey. I took turkey, warmed it up, tossed it in spices. Yep. Took the turkey, shredded it, rolled it up in croissant rolls, made a miracle whipped cranberry dipping sauce. All right? That's your boy. Bangin'in' bruce. It looks delicious. Yeah, they were really good. As we do every year, we remind you that Cody's,

going to live off turkey for a while now. You got a long. That's him. As long as it's not slimy. Slimy or stinky. Yeah, then you're fine. They say some people like to live dangerously and push it a few more days. That's your boy.

Especially with food prices these days, absolutely. But experts don't recommend it. According to the USDA, turkey stuffing potatoes, sweet potatoes, beans, beans, lettuce, but whatever's doing that. My neighbor's got to be so mad at me. That's all I do. Gravy and pumpkin pie can all be stored in the fridge. for three to four days that puts us at the mix today.

Pumpkin pie? A couple days is a buck and pie. Bro, I finally ate my chalky pie, my mom. Yeah. How many slices do you think I ate? Three. Yeah! Three slices.

I don't want to go to waste. There is one thing that they say you can still have, and that's homemade cranberry sauce. That can last up to 10 days. That's fine. They are saying you can. can just typically do a smell test, but that's not 100% reliable. Turkey dishes spoil faster than other leftovers because the food sits out in the danger zone.

Where? Where to the danger zone? It doesn't sit out anywhere. I know. It sits in my fridge. But you live your life on the edge. You do what you want to do. I know you got still a whole lot of plans for that turkey.

I didn't even make a little burrito yet. I want to make a little little Thanksgiving burrito. Get that into it. Of course, go ahead. Right? The rest of you made me, you know, a little, a little more cautious. And even your mother's saying, listen, did he die? He's fine.

He's fine. Oh, I need it. Right. How was everyone's Black Friday? Is my other question. If you came out and saw us. Get good stuff. Well, I saw two things going around.

That Target bag and the Lowe's bucket. I have a, well, it's not a Lose bucket, but technically. I have a Lose bucket technically. I get, I mean, the first of all, Black Friday is not a thing anymore, all right? Nah. None of these companies are giving us discounts anymore. We, and I hate to say this, it's very true.

We exist to grow shareholder value. We don't get deals anymore. They're not giving us discounts anymore. No, they're not just randomly going to be like, you know what, you know what, for this occasion, we should knock the price down real good for them. And there was no bigger example than this stupid Target bag. I don't go to Target.

Yeah, what was this Targe bag? They're not going to give us discount. Because all the stories are biggest Black Friday in years. Yeah, because nothing's discounted. Everything is price normal. You can slap a tag on anything and say it's discounted. Like nothing was discounted. So that Target bag went viral.

I guess people were lining up to wait for this Target Black Friday bag. It was like some silver bag. I don't know. and it's supposed to have stuff at it, stuff in it? Oh, it had like, GIFs in it? Well, everybody who was doing their, like, the hall videos on TikTok or whatever was like,

oh, it's got a, it's got an eye mask and a pack of Uno cards. Okay, oh yeah, see, the Target swag bag. Yeah, what was, did it say what was in it? Because the videos I saw sucked. This lady's target swag bag, that she waited six and a half hours for has a variety pack of, I don't even know what those are.

Gummies or something. I don't really know what that is. Looks like a little thing of makeup, Uno, nerds, and then another little thing of makeup. Yay. Yay. Yeah, she is not happy the lady that stood six and a half hours. Thank you, giant corporation.

Right? Thank you. It's all little stuff that, oh, they're a little like liquid. Yeah, little liquid IV, like those, like the hydration packs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's all it was. And people were posting, I waited it. That's on you for waiting for that stupid bag.

Yeah, to think that they're going to give you, what, some big magical thing or whatever? They're not going to put anything of value in there. You don't matter to these places. Yeah. Support local business. Shop locally. Support local companies.

Or if anything, you know what it shows? It shows that a lot of these places can very well afford to not bend you over and have their way with you with every single product. But it just shows that like, like right now, like, on Best Buy, there's an insignia TV for the cyber flash deal, $129. Right. That just means that they don't need to charge you 350. No?

They just get to. Kyle says there was a video from Target where one product was $200 on sale. from 280, the guy rips a sticker off the box and the product was normally $200. Yeah. There was a woman I follow who does crafts. Don't judge. I like crafts. Oh, what, crowd?

And she says, I don't think we have a Michaels around anymore, do you? But she was either a Michaels or a Joanne Fabric. Most are gone. And there's this one, like, little piece of craft thing she buys for her business. Okay. And she's like, these always, I know how much these cost. They're $6 in whatever cents. I buy them all the time because I use them for my business.

She goes to Michaels or Joanne Fabrics, or whoever I'm getting wrong, and it was $12 on Black Friday. She goes, it's double the price on Black Friday. Or they'll make it $11 and say that it used to be 15. So you're getting lucky that it's only $11, $12. These corporations, we exist for shareholder value. We are nobody. We're nothing.

Yep. Whereas if you go into a local spot, you're making someone's day. I, back in the day, I used to be able to, I could tell you what dairy products were about to be on sale. Mm-hmm. Because the week before, the prices would change. And they would go up and I'd be like, that's on sale next week. Oh, they bump it up and bring it back down. Yep.

The Lowe's bucket was going on Friday. What was the Lowe's bucket? I just put, allegedly, I don't know if it's true, but allegedly the Lose Bucket, each store had a golden, ticket in one of the buckets that gets you $2,000 in appliances. I don't know if that happened. Somebody locally must have gotten that. Okay, let's see here. We have a few lows around here that I can imagine.

Did anybody get the $2,000 golden ticket? Yeah, let's see. I can't see. Because otherwise, the ones I was watching guys open, they had like drill bits. They had like a little mini bucket in it. Yeah, the Lowe's bucket has some more stuff than Target at least. Things it looks like, as men, we need to do men stuff. We work with our hands.

We hunt and we forage. Yeah. We built. We built. With brawn and sweat. Tools and stuff in that one. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's the deal. They're not. It's free for a reason. Mm-hmm. Free for a reason. They got too many of them. They're giving them away, I guess. No, yeah.

I guess they just want to be wicked nice. And give us a 50-inch TV for $130. I know. I know it's not easy to always shop local, but it really does matter, guys. Because you just see how we're treated by these mega corporations. who don't care about us. Yeah.

You support local businesses, local companies, local people who are in your neighborhood. It's better than waiting in line for a bag and a pack of Uno cards. Right or a little magnet. Oh, a magnet. Hydration packs.

Thanks. Wegman's Lights on the Lake tonight and every night through the holidays, get your tickets. Lights on the lake.com. And you save money on Mondays too. Monday, Tuesday, a little cheaper than the weekend.

So save your money and get your tickets. So I asked if your mother was in chat before I did this because she makes the list on this one. Oh, you made the list. You made the list, Deb. There was a Reddit thread going around where they asked, what is something that's totally normal to have one of, but really suspicious to have two of? Misshaped boobs. Aw.

I like boobs in all shapes and sizes. Because if I'm looking at them, that's great. That's great news. No, what does your mom have two of that seems a little suspicious? Dad ex-husbands? Uh-oh! Yeah, number one. Ex-husbands, yes.

Boyfriends, Fiances, whatever, like five or six or seven. Does she really? Oh, they're all dead. Debra. You come in contact the Blackwood. You suffer the wrath. Get you with her web. I got to get Chris out of there.

He is indignant. That's right. We've got to terms of it. We like him and we'll miss them when he's coming. Right. We have a nice little stone for him in the yard or something. That was the number one thing people mentioned is deceased spouses. Number one is you, okay, you have one, that's tragic, I'm sorry.

But if it keeps happening, what is she up to? One boyfriend, one ex-fiance, she said. And two husbands. And two husbands. That's four, Deb. You're not defending yourself. Cody's father is dead. That one I know.

Sorry, bud. I was going to wait until after the holidays to tell you. I would have nothing for fathers today to do now And on your birthday week, I break the news to you It's his birthday tomorrow You tell me I gotta return all this stuff Look at Mel's dad, Mel's mother has a bunch of dead partners as well All of our moms are kind of little hossies

Not old damn, damn tulips, they're all still alive For now For now What did I say? What's mean? What did she say? Why is everybody yelling at me? What? Throwing Deb right under the bus and there are you We all know her situation, she's got it

Call the Black Widow. We call it the Black Widow. It's not a bad thing. It's fun. A couple of other things that it's strange to have two of, but it's all right to have one of. I guess if you think about it, phones. I'm always suspicious if you got two phones. What are you up to?

Unless you're like... Like businessy? Yeah, unless you're like a big time businessman where you've got like a... Well, this is my work phone for whatever, but this is for my family or stuff. But even then, you're big time then. Even, like, even Ed, I think only rocks one phone. He's got one. And nowadays, you can put multiple SIM cards in our phones.

So you can have multiple phone numbers on one phone. That'd be cool. You can, like, flip a switch and be like, business time. Yeah, I put my business pants on. That's pretty neat. See, Sister has two. Yeah. You better be doing some kind of real business stuff over there.

Drink dealing. Another one that made the list. Two toilets in one bathroom. I guess this is popular because Megan Trainor, did an interviewer she said she had two toilets in one room. I don't need the love toilet. I'm good. No.

Yeah, I don't, I don't, like I get it if I got to pee and then you're already peeing and then I can pee. But if you're just peeing, I can wait. Yeah, I'll wait outside.

I don't need to. Because if you're pooping, I'm not going to come into peepees. I don't need to be in here for that. And I was like outside. Look at a lot of you have multiple phones. Melfire has two phones. Work cell and a personal cell.

Interesting. I don't even like having the one I have. Yes, they're all drug dealers. What else is? Oh, life insurance policies on other people. It's strange to have multiple versions of those. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that would be very weird. If you're like, yeah, I got two or three, what's the deal? We have three life insurance policies, one for each of, well, four. Everybody in my family has a life insurance policy. And when I finally kick it, they're going to be set. They're going to be set. We've been paying into that thing for a while.

Boom. What are some other things that it's suspicious to have two of? but just one is normal. Can you think of anything? I don't know. Those are really good ones. Those are like the best ones, I think. I know there's a ton of others.

There's got to be. Cindy says, I've been in a house that has two toilets and it was really weird. That is weird. That is weird. What do they do with it, you know? It's not like houses, but, you know,

sneakily two houses or apartments. Or, you know what I mean? Like the guy that's got a house and an apartment. You're like, why? Why do you have both? That's a like, you know, it's a getaway place. This one says crazy axes. If you have one crazy ax, it makes sense.

If you start to have multiple crazy axes, maybe it's you. If you're a dude, all your axes are crazy. Right. That's the thing. It's not me. That's the thing. Couldn't possibly be me. All these chicks are crazy.

It's all the axes that are crazy. No, yep, yep. Um, this was a good one. Arson accidents. You have one mysterious. fire okay. Yeah, you can't. You start to have multiple.

All right. Is that really on the... Yeah, it is. It's arsonance. Yes, yeah. Mm-hmm. We're all sitting around the table at making lists.com. Or two things, you know, it's awkward, but not one.

And just you can't care over. Arson accidents. What? What's that, Dave? Huh? Yeah, if you just have one arson accident. Not a big deal. But if you have like two or three,

The old son, everybody, you're a pyro now, and you can't be left alone with a candle. It seems like everywhere you work seems to catch on fire. Wegman's Lights on the Lake tonight and every night through the holidays. And it's December, so we can lean right into the vise. Is it, bro? We're here. And it's like you said, three weeks. That's it.

Lights on the lake. For tickets and information, get your tickets right there, and you scan your phone, Bing, Bang, Boom, enjoy the lights. I love it. That's a good one. And I'm glad you said that's a good one because Timeout.com has ranked the greatest Christmas songs of all time. And I know how much you like your Christmas songs.

Oh, I like the old ones. So I can go through a few of these here. I like the old ones. I'm going to skip number one and two if that's all right. Uh-oh. Mariah Carey's number one. Wham's Last Christmas is number two. Oh.

I don't want to hear either of those. All right. I mean, I get it, but I mean, I will disagree. I would like to disagree. I like all real old ones. This is number three. Okay. And I don't know if I know this song.

I'll listen to it with you. And we can learn if we know it together. Number. If three through 10 isn't Dominic the donkey, I don't want to hear any more of these. I don't know this Christmas song. Fairy tale of New York by the Pogues. I was going to say,

drunk or a little bit drunk? I've heard this, but number three? Why is this? Briata says she loves this one. Go back to Ireland. This is America. America. Okay. I don't, I don't.

All right. I know it, but that's number three. Christmas song of all time. Oh, this is going to be a controversial list, my friend. It's going to be a controversial list. I snort my nose at them. Well, as I agree that this is a great Christmas song. Okay.

Number four, I'm not sure about. This was before she was damaged by whatever happened on the wicked set Ariana Grande Santa Tell Me I do love this song Is this the one I think you tried to

Yeah I tried to convince you I like this one Get me into the newer Christmas stuff And it's not It's not the worst Because it's got a real life Now is it number four Ah! I don't know about that Now it's too nervous to sing this song now

If he won't be here She'd feel like creed my daughter, I mean, it slaps, it's common. I agree, it's slaps. But now we get back into some right in your lane, I think. All right. Let's get some songs that are made before 1980. Number five, top Christmas songs of all time.

Yeah. You agree with this one? Yeah. This is a top 10 for sure. This also ends up being one of my stims. Oh, really? I do with the... Buh, b b b b b brymah, noise a lot.

Just out loud. Once it gets going. Yep. I like this one. I love, like, the sound quality of it. Like the old-timey sound of it. Because I like it if I can't tell if it's a young boy, a young girl, an older lady, an older guy. You can't tell who's singing.

Can't tell. Is this a teenager? Darlene love, baby. Excellent. It's a good old lady. It's a good one. Yep. Number six.

I like it because I don't know Spanish, so it makes me feel like I know Spanish. And this plays while Big Bird is ice skating, and it's astonishing. Yeah, this is a top tenor. Yep. That means Merry Christmas in Spanish. I don't know this one. This was five? This is number six.

Number seven. I don't know if I know this one. This is the timeout.com best Christmas songs of all time. You can debate it. What the hell? Balagosies Christmas. Who knows this? Frankie goes to Hollywood, the power of love?

Is this from a movie? What's this from? I'm so in love with you. I don't know this song. Can we stop paying hipsters to make lists? It sounds like something that would be in like Christmas, New Year like this. Nightmare Before Christmas or whatever. Get this out of the top ten.

Is there a hook? I'm so in love with you. Purge the soul. Make love your... Oh, I'm with you. Hipsters can't make a list anymore. I don't know what that is. Give me your list.

Give me your list. You lost list permissions. Yep. Give me your list. Holy cow. Right, back to real Christmas songs. Because, I mean, we're going to get down to the nitty gritty, and I'm not hearing many, like, there's been no Bing Crosby,

there's no blue Christmas. Oh, you'll be still happy coming up here. Where's that one lady that rocks around a Christmas tree? What is going on here? Okay, now we went way too far back and into the 20s. I really can't stay. Oh, boy. We're not really banning this one again, are we?

No, it's just. We all. We all know what's weird. I never felt like it was weird. I never like, I feel like if you over-analyze it, yeah, it's got rapy vibes, but it's just kind of like him. No, just, it's, I don't know. Am I reading it wrong?

No, but we overreact on this one? No, just not overreact it because nobody like trying to like cancel whoever came up with it or whatever. but once you analyze it Like, like, he's like, that line's a little. Here's a lot. I'll take your hat. Your hair looks smart.

All right, you're all saying this. I guess I just didn't analyze it that way. I just felt like it was him being like, hey, why do you know, it's too cold out? But if you guys feel like it's a little raving. Once it gets brought to your attention, really, it's like, oh, you're right. It is a little weird.

All right. move on. I never, I just, that was a controversial song and I never got wrapped up in the controversy of it. Just kick him in the nuts and get out of there. Yeah. This one you'll like. Because that was eight. We ain't got to a room. It's number nine. Oh, the nine. Number nine's all you, bud. Oh. All right. All right. I feel at least a little better. It's like they just threw this on there. They're like, I don't know, put Bing Crosby on there. Because this is top three.

Yeah. For you, I would agree. This is even me. I like the old school sound of this. Yep. This is it right here. Oh. Oh.

And children. Oh. All right. This might be another hipster selection for number 10. Timeout.com's best Christmas songs of all time. I don't. On this one? Yeah, but I don't dislike it, but I mean, it's on a list somewhere, just not.

Elton John. All he's doing is gopher dance, though. That's for sure. But only because I don't know the song and I want to hear it. Wizard? I wish it could be Christmas every day. I like the, is this not the, no, it's not the A-N-N-O-N-N-O-this. Is this where it came from?

hips or vibes to it, but I could rock out to it. I don't hate this. I don't have I ever heard it. I texted Polly, uh, Polly program and Polly over the weekend saying Santa 102 sounds good. I know. It is very similar to the same. The list goes on and on if you want to go to

Timeout.com and see all that. What was your number one? What's my number one Christmas song? I read, what's your number one? I mean, it might be the Bing Crosby one. I really like Blue Christmas. Christmas. Alvis?

Yeah, man. Big fan. Top notch. I don't know what it is. Even a little sad. I love it. That's, when you say that very first, that's what comes to mind. This is top three for me.

Rest in peace, Danny. Absolutely. Top three for sure. Definitely. If it's not white Christmas, it's this. McCartney's wonderful Christmas time. Kramer in our chat says, what's your number one?

Yeah, no Dominic the donkey in the top ten. Sorry, guys. It's messed up. It's number 17. They made the list. Really? I didn't think it would at all. And Journey says Silent Night is my favorite.

I've shared this story before as well. Silent Night's my favorite selfishly because I know in church when we were handing out the candles and singing Silent Night, it meant we were almost done with church and I got to go home and open one present on Christmas Eve. Gotcha. You're like, yes. I knew that once the candles were handed out and they let the kids play with. fire. Right here.

Everyone holds a freaking awesome. No, it'll just trip into this wax cup thing. Yeah, I'm definitely not gonna burn

my brother with this wax. I'm not gonna stick every page of the Bible together. Okay. So I do that and then we'd all sing silent night. And then I knew,

we're going home on this Christmas Eve and I'm gonna open again. And you may have unknowingly just saved everybody because there's those two games where you play

in the Christmas time where however long you can't, you don't hear them, is it the Mariah Carey one? It's the WAM one. But then there's also the wham where you get whammed. So far, so good. I haven't heard it yet.

I haven't heard it yet. Bowen, Christmas time and Hollis Queens. I love that one. That's another good one. Cindy with Alvin and the Chipmunks, that's a great one. Susan loves O Holy Night. They're so good. Texline likes that John Lennon and Happy Christmas song.

I don't like that one. Happy Christmas, Yoko. Happy Christmas, John. I hate that. But you like what you like. Go ahead. You like what you like. Happy Cyber Monday.

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What if I can't even decide what session I want to go to? Because it's a golden ticket. But what even if, I don't, where can I even get it? In one of my favorite headlines of the weekend, in the latest episode of the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian was diagnosed with low brain activity. and like we know Duh

We know And like I'll give her flowers Worth it to do Like she has worked to get wrongfully convicted people Like Yeah that stuff That's great But just because your dad was a lawyer

Doesn't mean you're gonna have to be one I am very good Knowing things I guess last week she like Or it was reported that she failed the I'm a moron The lawyer test whatever that is Like the LSAV

Or whatever it is She didn't pass that. Then this episode comes out. I just, this is an argument I've had with people forever. I had a former co-host. He used to argue with me, well, if they're so successful in business, they've got to be smart. They don't have to be smart. No.

There are so many dumb people who have succeeded at life. No, yeah, they're very, if anything, they're good at taking their money and backing the people that are smart. Right. They come up with things to go, damn it, I'm not the face of this. I need to figure out, I need a face of this. I'll be the face of skims. I'll be the face of whatever. Yeah, Kim Kardashian isn't out there developing breakthrough underwear.

Like, cloth technology. She's good at finding things that people want to buy and being the face up. Yes, whatever one of the Jenners isn't out there in a lab doing advanced science to come up with makeup. I can tell you that through my 44 years on this place, planet folks, there are so many stupid bosses, CEOs, millionaires, billionaires, just because you're rich doesn't mean you're smart. She's also a terrible actor. I don't know.

She keeps being put in all sorts of things. Do that really? Oh, my God. I don't know. But it's the weirdest. Just because your mom releases your sex tape does not mean you're an actor. Yeah, right? It's very weird.

Here she is, as the doctor explains to her, she has low brain activity, and she refuses to believe it. Because she has low brain activity. What are those holes? Yeah, I don't like that. So what the holes mean is low activity. Do you ever just sit and stare at the wall? Yeah. Yeah, I love it.

Yeah. The front part of your brain is less active than it should be. with your frontal lobes as they work now, it would be harder to manage stress. And that's not good for you, especially as you're studying and you're getting ready to take the boards. The boards is what she failed, yeah.

My brain looks like Swiss cheese. And you guys, I'm not saying I'm a smart individual at all. No, no, no. I'm just, we're allowed to rip at her because of how much she's trying to prove that she is a brilliant. She's trying to be a lawyer. business runner, all these things. There's nothing faker than when people do that, like, stoic.

Well, like, I've put on a very, very stoic outfit. It's because what happens around these people? I don't understand. Is they're surrounded by yes, men and women? I'm sitting straight, though. Who tell them everything they do is great. Everything you're doing is brilliant. You're so smart.

Everything you do is so smart. I am talking so much like this. So when they find out facts that they might not be so smart, they don't know to take that. They've been told. Time and time again how great they are. Yep. Nobody tells them otherwise.

But again, it's crazy. How you're not just smart and the best actor and a brilliant businesswoman and a lawyer only because you have sex on tape and then your mom releases it. I mean, no, it doesn't work out that way. That's weird. But my dad was a lawyer. Yeah, it doesn't mean you will. Great.

Thanks. OJ killed those people. Oh, what if he did it, though? What if he did it? He wrote a book. Can we have a new friend in the studio? This is Jonathan. Hi, Jonathan.

Hey, how are you? Jonathan is here from Tox and Pout, T-O-X-and-P-O-U-T-O-T-O-U-T-O-U-T-O-U-T-O-U-T-O-U-T-O-U-T-O-U-T-E-V-E-V-E-V-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E. I didn't he, too, folks. I knew it. I knew it. No, you look fantastic, and clearly you use your own services, and you don't overdo it. You look very natural.

You look nice, Jonathan. Thank you. And I want to start with the men's services, because you're kind of filling us in on a bunch of stuff. Cody always wants to go get things done for his eyes and his wrinkles. What would Cody do here? Yeah, your 11s, and then your crows feet. What would you do for that?

We would do a little bit of Botox, because as we get older, like we get more hoodedness above our eyes, right? so it helps to open up the eyes a little bit. It makes us look more refreshed. I absolutely would do that. Yeah. And then you were telling me about the hair stuff. So men will get hair transplants.

And I'm guessing some women could too, right? Oh, yeah. Yep. Look at the hair transplant. And then what do you do after the transplant? So four to six weeks after the hair transplant, they come to us, and that's basically when the follicles start to fall out and the new follicles come in. So we draw their blood.

It's called PRP hair restoration. Draw their blood, spin it down, separate their red blood, separate their red blood, from their platelet rich plasma, which has all your growth factors in stem cells. And then we inject that right into the scalp to stimulate follicle stimulation. That's cool. Which is amazing. So we usually do three sessions based like four to six weeks apart. And then the maintenance for it is once or twice a year after that.

That's amazing. And you can fully restore hair. Like someone with me could get hair back? Yeah. Wow. So if you went and got a hair transplant, whether it's in the U.S. Or a lot of people are going to Turkey now, you come, you go over there. They take the follicles from where you have hair and put them where you need it.

Okay. Yep, and then that month after is when those follicles start to fall out and the new ones come in. How did you get into this industry, Jonathan? I've always, so I'm a nurse practitioner. I worked at St. Joe's St. Joseph's Hospital for 10 years. I've always loved fashion and beauty, taking care of people, making people feel confident on the inside and out. And actually where I used to get Botox, the injector left. And then the owner approached me and was like, would you be willing to come inject here?

I'm like, are you kidding? So I started it in 2020. and just fell in love with it. And I left the hospital full time in 2021 and went full time into aesthetics. Into aesthetics. And that's where you opened up toxin pout. Yeah, I opened up toxin Pound in March. So what other services do we offer over there?

You mentioned the Botox, the hair stuff. What else? Comprehensive injectables. I mean, biostimulation is huge right now. So Sculptra, which is basically stimulating your own collagen and elastin. There's a lot of people that are scared of filler, which is kind of sad. There's a lot of images on social media that went kind of viral. on TikTok and Instagram.

Because people get it done bad and then it looks bad and it's bad for your business. It is. And like the celebrities, they see what the celebrities do. It is surgery too. Sure. But we're known for natural aesthetics, which is great. And there's a lot of people that are scared of a filler. I'm here to break that and debunk that, which is really great. And you can follow me on Instagram, Injector John, J-O-N, and all my before and afters are

on there. I have a podcast called The Fill Me In Pod, which I have my podcast partners, Nicole Bauer. She actually works down in New Jersey. she's been injecting for over eight years. It's really fun. We talk all things aesthetics and what's kind of up and coming. Yeah, and I'm glad that we're talking to the guys too,

because a lot of women obviously have been aware of this forever. But as we get older, I'm in my 40s. Cote's in his 40s. Things start to kind of... Yeah, get some stuff droop a little bit. The earlier you start, the better. Yeah. So if somebody, like a guy in his 40s like me gets into a regimen,

how often do they got to come to you? I would say three times a year. Really? That's it. Yeah. Every four months. Get Botox every four months, low-key. If you want a basic, just simple skincare regimen, vitamin C, good moisturizer, and then a retinal at night. Those are my top three picks.

That's what we got to do. We're always saying that we've got to do better skincare. I've seen that ingredient in the stuff I put around my eyes. The retina? That last one. Yep. Yeah, like those patches guys put under their eyes. Well, I already put some of their eyes.

She's depuffing. I have. Yeah. Yeah. I like the Dr. Peter Thomas Roth ones. Those are good. Okay. Are those just in the store?

Yeah, you can get them like an Alta. You can get them at Sephora. Those are good. But yeah, we carry all like medical-grade skin care at my office, skin suitical, skin better, skin medica. We offer a lot of... You're right over there in the Kimbrick Plaza in Baldensville, right near Splashcarwalk, you know where that is.

That just went up. Go see Jonathan's crew over there. Talks and pout.com. T-O-X-N-P-O-U-T dot com. Great to meet you, Jonathan. So nice to meet you. Thanks for having me. Come back anytime, man.

You knew he was going to be the Giants guy. I did you chat jinks it earlier. Come on, Mad, Jackson, get one, bud. Come on Jackson, D-O-H-W. All right. Only hooking up haters. Radio side's going to get your 90s at 9 with some vertical horizon kicking off that gaming stream. It is Giants at Patriots.

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