The Show - HOOP DREAMS
Episode Date: March 12, 2026The weather turns cold again & our heart breaks for the kids who only had a few warm days to play with Christmas toys. Couch Autry is out, but the guys don’t think Gerry should take the job.... Tons of NFL moves as we enter a new season. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, who is this?
Yeah, who is this?
Yeah, what was it?
Who is it?
School day?
It was up.
Yeah, let's go.
Yep, I'm going to get breakfast.
I'm trying to clear my throat.
Let me, gleam on the door.
Binga, winger, wika, we, we, we, we, whee, whee, whee, whee, whee.
Boom.
Happy Thursday.
Thursday means cocapa.
I'll tell you all about that.
It's a dance show.
It's a dance show.
It's for the people to enjoy and dance, too.
Yep.
We did dances.
Um, Mitch says in chat,
casual dream a tornado was about to directly hit my house.
Oh, all right.
Well, don't do that.
Yeah, that could be a, uh, that could be a stressful, stressful dream.
That's not a good dream.
I had a dream last night that after I left this room, Cody had an orgy on stream.
That's a real dream I had.
And I, sometimes, like, during the gaming stream, I'll have to leave and you'll just
finish a game or whatever.
Yeah.
In my dream.
sex to...
Two ladies.
Two ladies came in here and you made
love to them, but you left it on stream.
Perfect.
But like you filmed it in just a way that...
Oh, no penetration.
Oh, no, that was definitely, you were doing it.
On camera.
Nothing on camera.
Tastefully done on camera.
Not so much in real life.
I went, okay.
Like I got home, and I was like,
oh, I wonder how the rest of the gaming stream went.
And I fired up the on-demand video,
and that was you making, uh,
Making love to two lucky ladies.
Congratulations, bud.
You did a great job.
A couple nipples.
Did a great job.
No nips.
Everything was very friendly.
No nips popped up.
You had some moves in there that were pretty impressive.
Everybody, good job.
Good job.
There you go.
Perfect.
It is cold out this morning, Jimmy and chat.
Yeah.
36.
34.
Yeah.
Very annoying.
Yeah.
Did not realize that.
Cracked my office window for a whiskey Wednesday last night.
Got up this morning.
What office was like 30 degrees.
Yeah.
Yep, same.
That's chilly.
Same with the bedroom window.
I'm like, no, it'll be fine for sleeping.
It's not windy.
It would be all right for sleeping.
Then it'd get too cold.
It got windy.
So, yeah.
All the breeze blew in.
Because if it wasn't windy, it would have been fine.
Yeah.
It would just been like that kind of cold room.
You know what I mean?
Just because air comes in, which, yeah, it would have been great.
Happy Cocoa Puffs Thursday tonight at 7 o'clock.
On our Twitch channel, Cody will go live.
courtesy of Joe's Buzz and East Coast Emeralds.
You don't even know.
I do know.
I'm actually pretty familiar with the show.
Oh.
I've seen your work before.
Oh, gotcha.
I'm not impressed.
Not impressed.
Most are not.
Most have found themselves.
Displeased.
Underwhelmed.
Very underwhelmed.
People are watching me.
Very underwhelming.
It was underwhelming.
Yeah, a couple reports of snow.
Snow and Kaz right now.
Lava's got some snow.
Don't you say that.
Yeah.
It's happening.
I mean, we're not out of it.
We told you not to catch feelings for those other days, guys.
It was just a lie.
It was just a little treat.
That's all it was.
At the very least, maybe we can convince ourselves that that was the spring of deception.
And maybe this is the third winter.
But when was full spring then?
When did we have any warm days in the past?
That might have been full spring.
So we might have another winter and then spring of deception.
Maybe we're not even into spring of deception yet.
Can like that one day, like, wasn't it like,
a week ago or something.
There was a day that was like 60.
Sure.
You want to cut that one, bud?
Just so we can move a little further down the road?
I mean, maybe.
Okay, so now what's coming up?
Is this the second winter or final winter?
This is the final winter, third winter.
Third winter?
But then the pollining.
I'm going to say this is third winter because we got the first winter really early this year.
So we've got to be on to third winter by now.
Yeah, if there was any day that I'm missing in like January.
On Halloween, it started snowing.
And it kept snowing.
I watch it right now
I watch it right now
I went out again
It's an inside reference
Yeah
But yeah no
If there was any day in January
That was like
Oh look the sun is out
Because I'm trying to think of
There was one day
Where it was like 50 and sunny
We were all like
Guys this feels great
Because what I do in the winter
Well in summer too
But in the winter
The way that the sun is positioned
I get sun in my apartment
All day
From sun up to sun down
Because the sun is positioned
So I open up
That blind
To get maximum
Sun. Enough about
the sun! Not the sun!
There was definitely a day or two in January
where I did that. All right then I'm going to say, well, this is third.
Let this be third winter then. We're going to get a couple
days here, a good stretch.
Because it's trying to, it's dabbling in
these warmer temps these next few days.
Yep.
But, you know.
Yeah.
All right. All right.
Nour. It's going to do less. NER.
Well, if I can't trust
Camel Beauty shows, what can't
I trust, Cody? Like cigarette?
Camel cigarette?
No actual camels.
Oh.
Controversy.
Uh-oh.
Surrounding the
2006 Oman
Camel Beauty Festival.
There's always controversy.
After 20 camels had to be disqualified
for beauty enhancements.
Fake humps.
And I know this is kind of,
I know this is like animal cruelty,
but I also want to see it.
What are they doing?
Owners had used injections for lip and
enhancement and dermal fillers around noses,
Botox for facial softening and silicone wax to inflate their humps.
Sexy-ass camel.
Festival organizers vowed to, quote,
halt all acts of tampering and deception in the beautification of camels.
Finally, we got weights and camels, Davis.
Yep, we got weights and camels.
We got weights and camels.
But you know what, man, they don't need it.
They're already pretty sexy.
Good looking.
You're looking at a camel in your life.
Like, so one hump or two.
Mm-hmm.
And it's always three.
Strict penalties on manipulators are coming down.
And because it's over there in Al Musanya, I don't know where that is, but it's Middle East, it's just probably a bunch of oil money.
Excuse me?
Uh-oh.
What I would imagine.
I know all about beauty pageants.
Is there's a lot of probably like sheiks who put millions of dollars into these camel shows and stuff.
Yeah.
So there's probably like a lot of money to be made.
Think of the dogs around here.
Yeah, these pageants carry multi-million dollar prizes.
Oh my God.
And significantly increased camel values.
They just have so much money.
They have so much stupid money over there.
They don't know what to do with it.
They'll buy a gold truck and just roll it in the desert.
Wow.
Animal rights activists condemn these procedures.
They don't care.
They don't care over there.
No.
I'm going to make their nut.
You know, what's their nut?
They got to make it.
Yeah, it depends.
I wanted it.
So good, they'll be keeping an eye on those camel
Beauty contest from now on.
I just want to see a camel big puffed up,
you know, like old school.
Like Bugs Bunny style.
Bugs Bunny style lips, yeah.
Sexy camel.
And I like it. I like it. Gender affirming care for camels, I like.
Love it.
Puka, Bella, I'm sure you've noticed some changes.
How are you talking to?
I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins.
You know, because they'll be fine in the spacious third row seat.
But the twins.
Can sleep peacefully thanks of the rear manual sunshade.
And what about the...
Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds?
I guess you're right.
Can we go to the hospital now?
The contractions are getting closer.
The three-row Lexus TX.
Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
What are you guys talking about?
Odigizawa.
What happened?
Other than having a very fun last name to say,
he doesn't fit the scheme for the Cowboys anymore,
so we shipped him out to the 39ers,
one year into an $80 million contract.
So Jerry got to pay for it?
What Jerry got to pay for here?
16 mil.
He's going to absorb.
He's going to absorb 16 mil.
And that frees up almost 5 million caps bikes.
Your Cowboys traded Solomon Thomas to the Titans.
Oh, I didn't see that.
He didn't work out.
I didn't really like him.
We got a couple guys in free to see in trades last year in a new defensive coordinator.
So we got to ship guys out that aren't going to fit the scheme anymore.
Just what happens.
All right.
I learned my lesson recently with, and I'm blanking on his name, that's insane.
Oh, Diggyzawa.
No, Diggs.
Stephon Diggs?
Diggs from the Cowboys, the cornerback that came on hot.
It was like three or four years ago, and everyone he had like 20 interceptions or whatever crazy-ass amount he had.
And then he immediately became the worst cornerback I'd ever seen in the history of my life.
And then we released him at the end of the year.
The Packers got him for one game.
played one game, they released him.
And then what was all the drama around this Max Crosby thing yesterday?
People were talking about it, but I don't know the deal.
It just he failed.
He told what he, he was in meniscus or something.
Is he old?
No.
Okay.
But he failed his physical.
So that allowed the Ravens to back out.
And they did.
So now he is now being like, I'm a raider.
I'm committed to the Raiders.
Gotcha.
Until they radiate it of the Eagles or whatever, you know.
All right.
acknowledged that, yeah.
I mean, this gets deeper into stuff than I understand.
It's like,
Jermaine Johnson from the Jets to the Titans,
Devandre, sweat from the Titans to the Jets,
like all the stuff.
So many good rules.
So much happened yesterday.
Yeah.
They're like their names, I don't know,
like Gino Smith from the Raiders to the Jets.
Yeah, he was awful.
He started his career there and was terrible,
and it was kind of okay,
those couple years in Seattle.
And somehow it's gotten him a couple more
jobs. But no, Bradley Chubb went to the
Bills. I think that's going to be a huge move.
All right. Remember, Bill's fans, remember how excited you were for
Joey Bosa that didn't really do anything?
Bradley Chubbs better than Joey Bosa.
And DJ Moore from the Bears to the Bills?
Yep, that trade. That was like the, they got a little.
This all says 311. So is that yesterday this all happened?
No, but it was allowed to, that's when it
becomes official. It's the start of the new year.
Oh, okay.
NFL season 32 or whatever started yesterday.
All right.
All right.
But that was a nice weapon for Josh Allen,
but he reworked his contract so it freed up more cap money.
So I think they're going to pick up another guy or two.
Some of these I think we've already talked about,
but it's a big long list.
Oh, there's tons.
AJ Green to the Dolphins, we talked about.
I mean, not going to go through the whole thing, but.
Let's see.
What just happened just new?
So that, new.
I think your O'Digizawa was the big one from yesterday.
Yeah, Odigy Zawa.
Oh, Diggy, Zawa.
Kyla Murray is going to meet with the Vikings, the former Cardinal.
Okay.
It's going to be, and it's funny to think about it now, but between all of these fun new moves and the draft has got a billion awesome players.
Yeah.
I'm so excited.
Can we just skip through summer and get right to when Madden's released at the end of summer?
Oh.
Is that no.
I don't want you to.
I'm mad that I'm driving down 690 and the fair's counting down to the fair.
It's like 168 days.
Yes.
I'm like, don't.
The fair marks the end of summer.
Don't.
I don't want to count down those days yet.
Counting down.
And then happening overnight.
S.U.
has hired Toledo-Tolito's Brian Blair.
Do we know anything about Brian Blair?
B. Brian Blair?
Of the killer of the killer bees?
Jump and jump and jump on the hell?
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're ever.
Very random WWF tag team from the 80s.
No, I have no idea.
You don't know, no jumping Jim Brunzel and B Brian Blair, the Killer Bees.
This is Brian with a Y, Blair.
Syracuse and Brian Blair have agreed to terms to make him the school's next athletic director
that guy right there.
Cool.
Come on out of Toledo, Ohio, Toledo.
Well, Mr. Blair.
Look at all you.
Look at all you chiming in.
Former Tedding, Killer Bees, stop it.
Stop it.
Forward tag.
He, hit.
Come on.
Stop it.
But I mean, come on in, Mr. Blair, whenever you want.
Open door.
Mr. Wildack did.
We're going to be friends while that visited us all the time, sir.
Come on in.
Do you prefer Mr. Blair?
Do you prefer Brigh?
Are you my Brigh guy?
I am immediately going to have him sign a Killer B's picture if he comes in.
My guy, Bri-Gy-Gy-Gy, you coming in?
I'm like, oh, I thought it was definitely somebody else.
All right, well, that's good.
So that start immediately, and then we can start this process.
And then he can hire someone that all of you are going to hate and all of you are going to love.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got to get Brigh-I guy on the phone and be like, bro, are you sure you want to
step in this. Did anybody explain to you before you're walking into here?
Is anybody?
This is a very emotional town.
You're like, put your arm around. Come here, Brad, Guy.
I want to find you. This town is,
they're real wrapped up in that hill and I got to tell you.
That's okay.
All right?
Toledo.
If you ever want to just cry it out, Brian, you come in here, bud.
Where's Toledo?
In Ohio.
Is it?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't know what part of Ohio, but is Toledo a bigger program than Syracuse?
I don't think so, right?
So it's a step up for him.
That's good.
That's good.
Are they the green wave?
I played them in all the rockets.
Never mind.
All right.
I'll say, I play them in football in my video games.
And listen, we're begging GMAC not to take the job, but it's got to see so tempting to him.
Yeah.
I never tweet, but I tweeted last night.
I said, GMA, it's like a hot chick and a sundress, man.
It looks good.
It's going to ruin your life, bud.
It's going to ruin your life.
I think it's going to be that South Florida guy.
Oh, that's who everybody's pushing?
That's my guess.
What's his deal?
Do you know about him?
I really don't.
I don't either.
I really don't.
I saw X tweet about him, but I don't know anything about it.
I don't know coaches.
No, just, I just wish whoever it is the best of luck.
Because I don't know.
I don't know.
This team is really good.
So, I mean, if it all works out.
Jerry's kind of a friend of the show, and I don't want him to, like,
I want people to be mean
to be mean to my friend Jerry
And then people are saying
They're not really sure
That he might not have supposed to have been saying it
But I heard Jimmy B say that
He got calls from
Was it Boston College and Georgia Tech
Or the two maybe?
Yeah, of course college
Is gonna reach out to him
He just got his Sienna team
In the tournament for the first time
So I think if you don't get him
Which is the catch 22
If you don't get Jerry now though
Yeah
I don't
think you ever will.
Not that you need Jerry to be the coach someday,
but,
you know what I mean?
Like,
he's about to blow up big time.
Yeah,
and I don't,
and I have a theory,
and it might not be a popular theory,
but I watched it with a football program.
And I feel like,
and you're going to need to forgive me for this.
Uh-oh.
I already do.
I feel like Syracuse has one more whiff in them,
meaning they got,
remember how we had.
Oh,
it took a while to get fran.
Yeah, took a few to get to Fran.
And even Fran hasn't proven himself yet.
He had a great season.
No, but it was like, oh, cool, Scott Schaefer.
Yeah, there was a couple whiffs.
I think.
Just prepare yourself for one more whiff.
And I don't want Jerry to be that whiff.
What's the other name that I'm forgetting?
Scott Schaefer.
There was Doug Marone.
Scott Schaefer.
And then who was before Doug?
I'm forgetting somebody in there.
But there was a bunch of them.
But yes, there was a little stretch there.
A couple trips.
I think Fran's a guy.
I love Fran Brown.
I think he just didn't have a great...
He lost a great quarterback.
Yeah, NAL is rough.
Not Paul Pascoloni.
Robinson.
Greg Robinson.
I'm not really forgetting him.
I was thinking somebody more recent than I'm trying to forget.
It might have been those two.
Who was right before Fran?
Who was right before Fran?
Oh, Dino Babers!
You forgot Dino Babers.
That is what I'm forgetting.
Yeah, all right.
So we had a few whiffs.
Lended on Fran.
Hopefully, Fran's the guy.
You think like a, like a hot.
Hudson could be a whiff and then, or you get like a Hopkins and it doesn't work out.
Make it somebody out of the family.
Have it be the South Florida guy.
Come up here.
And if it doesn't work out.
It doesn't work out.
Everybody's going to be like, see?
Because you didn't come from the Jimmy B school.
And then maybe then Jerry can step in and ask for a couple mill.
Yes.
But by then, that's the problem.
By then, is he already going to be somewhere else?
That's also the possibility.
You never know.
And then not be able to work his way back to, you know what I mean?
mean, it'd be hard.
I don't know.
It's rough.
If Sinn butts were nuts and coconuts or whatever the saying is, you know?
Yep.
Put the lime in the coconut.
Right.
And then you get the coach you want.
And that's what they say.
I just have a feeling about Jerry.
I don't want Jerry dragged to the mud.
No, I know.
But I don't want it.
He's got a lot of expectations coming up for this next coach.
And I want someone who's going to whiff.
If they would not.
It could work out.
It could, but it could.
It could have just, Jerry could be the other thing.
It could work out.
That's what they could have just.
What if he's in his prime right now?
Could be the missing piece.
I've been debating it too.
They flip the players they don't need anymore out of here.
They keep Kings and somehow maybe a Freeman and some of these other guys.
Because I saw a great point.
Saw a great point about Jerry.
Who do he play with?
And who's on the team right now?
Yeah.
He played with Mello.
Mellow's son's on there right now.
Maybe that's what we need to keep Mello's son.
I don't know.
Jerry's got a good staff.
I could make an argument for both.
Wednesday and Brian Blackwell on his staff.
See, I can make a night.
No, I don't.
It'll make Jerry happy, then fine, do it.
But also just know.
Oh, if he wants to, then.
If he wants it, dude.
If he wants it.
Absolutely. I just, again, we just see how it,
how it goes.
And let's not forget, we could have avoided all of this.
By just giving it to him in the first place.
Yeah, no, I think it was the, it was the.
Did Red get it because of seniority or something, maybe?
A little bit of that, and just more experience.
And he got the,
Beaheim stamp of approval because of the experience that he had, which at the time...
On paper, it looked like, sure, this would be a good choice.
Again, now there's the people that...
Retrospect is 2020.
Because there are the people that from day one were like, no, this is not going to work.
No, not going to work.
And those people were right.
But that's how that works with all these things.
Yeah, you could always...
You're only going to find a group that were right and a group that was wrong.
Yes.
I don't know.
I'm talking myself in circles around and it's...
It's fun.
Very protective of GMAC.
See how fun stupid sports talk is?
Uh-huh?
when you're a little investing in it?
Uh, look, I got them a little right there.
I put a little hook in them.
Yeah, but then I lose interest once you start talking about,
like you brought up a guy from South Thor.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know, but I don't really either.
So that's okay.
I know Hopkins and GMA and there's four names on that list.
Mm-hmm.
Whatever.
I know Hopkins and G-Mack.
So.
But is this all sports radio is?
It's just coming in here and go, hey, what if this happens?
Yeah.
But then what if this happens?
Like that's a whole job?
Yeah.
Oh.
It's pretty dope.
That's what I'm saying.
When you can get the right mix and it's fun and it's not like crazy Baldwin screaming at you.
Like we just ran 10 minutes on what if something happens.
It has no evidence of anything.
Yeah, all right.
That's just sports radio.
Next, who could the Cowboys draft?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I was just saying to chat, we're talking about motorcycles.
I'd just say it's a little too early to get your bike out.
It's just too much gunk on the roads.
Yeah.
I know these first few days.
You wanted to get out and ride.
I know.
I only rode for a few years, so you may know more than I do, but I feel like the sand is still all over the road.
I mean, there's someone in Twitch.
Yeah, Joe says, I've been riding over 30 years, rarely get mine out until mid-May.
Yeah, let the roads get cleared off.
I don't want anybody getting hurt or in an accident.
Radha, doth on debris, I was wrong from the fault.
You know who I feel real bad for it.
And you're going to know this.
Those poor kids who got like a skateboard or a bike for Christmas,
in these last couple of days
they were probably just panic riding.
Yes, because I related to them.
With a basketball?
I was a basketball poop kid,
so I had black hands.
Always, dude.
Always.
The first few nice days,
but it's still giant snow piles.
Yep.
I remember, I can still feel the pain
of when you're playing basketball
and either you fall into a snow pile
or there's snow on the ball.
like razor blades, but you don't want to stop.
You're like, I'm going to go outside and play ball.
I got a ball.
I got out of hearing ball.
What are we talking about?
Got right there.
And then the ball is clean.
Yeah.
But then it's dirty, so you got to put it in the snow and you're going to do this move.
A lot.
He's doing the spin dry move.
Spin it.
It's hard.
Yeah, that's what we forget.
The snowbank was an automatic basketball washer.
Yep.
You just washed it.
There we go.
Clean that off.
No, that is, that that unlocks all the core memories because our group of friends,
for some random, weird reason, every one of us.
Yeah.
had a basketball hoop.
Same.
Same on NSF.
All of us.
We all loved it.
Anywhere we were, the second that you could see dry pavement.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that was it.
Yeah.
There was a year that we, during, it was kind of nice, by not, nice, not snowing.
Yeah.
During the All-Star break of the NBA, like, February.
Yeah.
We were like, the slam dunk competition was so great.
We had to that next day go to Walmart and get a basketball hoop.
we could put it somewhere where we could do slam dunk since February.
You needed to.
You needed to. Ball is life.
Ball is on.
We had a basketball hoop.
We moved into the house on NSF.
It had a basketball hoop.
And there was an older kid named Tim who lived down the road.
Yep.
And Tim came up and he dunked on it and he broke the basketball.
Oh, now.
Dushbag, Tim.
You know my stepfather.
He don't spend money on nothing.
No, that's it.
So he went and got like a piece of particle board.
and made a backboard out of it
and then like bolted a rim onto it
and put that up there.
That's hilarious.
And then like within a couple of days
Tim dunked on it again and broke.
Oh my God.
What a jerk.
And nobody's getting to basketball.
That's it.
No, I, uh, we weirdly,
when we moved into that house
uh-huh.
And he's cues, there was still there.
And it is still there.
A Kent.
Hell yeah.
Backboard.
Nice.
From the 80s or whatever.
The orange Kent backboard that even though the new rim was put on,
we've had the, you know, the net chain, all that stuff.
Backboard has always been Kent backboard.
And now, I mean, who knows now, but there's those couple dead spots that you start to,
you learn about, you know, you go up right above the box, dead spot.
Yeah, man.
These days we just got through, there were a lot of children trying to,
trying to scoot, ride their bikes, play basketball.
There was probably some driveway football games that got picked up.
Right in the road.
I would shoot hoops now.
A rollerblade still a thing, yeah?
I would absolutely shoot hoops now.
It's fun.
You can't.
I do it at the YMCA all the time.
Well, I mean, like, and just like if I had a basketball hoop in a driveway.
Yeah.
I would.
But yes, also, we have basketball courts at our place.
Come to my house.
There's a bunch of them.
I have a basketball hoop that was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
You're concrete in the sand.
Yeah, it was the hardest thing I've probably ever done physically in my life.
And I think my kids use it three times.
You can't put a basketball hoop just in the ground?
Yeah.
Some sand.
Katie, yeah, no kids don't play outside anymore.
That definitely wasn't kids all over the roads these last few days running around.
Kids are playing outside, trust.
No, you could, they were definitely all over the playground and the basketball court at my apartment place for a shop.
So get out there.
Well, not anymore because now it's cold.
But tonight you got Coca-Puff at 7 o'clock.
So I look forward to.
Forget about all that.
And just stay inside with me and get high.
Yeah.
Mustard to Pisci.
Musard to Bicey.
Yep.
Good morning.
This is K. Rock.
Happy Thursday.
What was it?
My mustard fire?
I forget the brand, but it was a cool brand of mustard I'd never seen before.
And Chris brought it back from me from the Buffalo Western New York area.
And one was, it's really good.
It's called Loaded.
And it's like all the flavors, all the flavors of hot dog without the hot dogs.
It's not hot dog flavor.
but it's like ketchup, not catch, mustard, onion, a little bit of garlic.
It's very, it's interesting.
Hunt Chef Locked and loaded?
No, I'd have to.
The Works?
Let me see.
Is it one of these?
That looks like it.
Plotchman's the Works, yellow mustard.
That looks like it.
Tastes like a Chicago-style hot dog?
But not hot dog.
It doesn't taste like a hot dog.
I don't think.
But the other one was.
If you haven't been here in a while, we covered Cody's...
It's not a problem because it's not bothering anybody.
It's not affecting anyone's life, but it's a condiment issue.
He's got a lot of condiments.
Yeah, I like it.
Most of which is his mustards.
I do.
Weirdly, I've got eight or nine mustards.
Something like that.
That's weird that that's, because that's not even like my favorite condiment.
I like barbecue sauces and stuff more.
And Deb's next victim, I mean, her husband.
Sorry, brought back some mustard for you.
the fire one was too spicy?
What was in it?
I don't even know.
It just said, yeah, Chicago Fire.
Yeah, Chicago Fire.
I put it on a, I don't even cracker,
a pretzel or just something, and it was.
And Sister was asking a chat,
as your spice level still messed up from doing the One Chip challenge?
Yeah, I don't, it doesn't,
they don't taste, I feel like what,
like how they're supposed to.
You know what I mean?
It broke your mouth.
And I don't, like I used to get,
just because I liked the flavor,
I would get pretty hot wings for,
with my chicken wings.
Now, if you get mild or medium, that's fine.
I don't care.
Yeah.
Because hot just, I can do it, but it doesn't taste the same anymore.
And with my tummy problems.
Yeah.
It's like, it doesn't really matter, I guess.
That was one of the most stern warnings I gave my children.
And as I go, if anybody comes into that lunchroom with a one-chip challenge,
don't, F with it.
Yeah.
Because you don't know how it's going to work.
It ain't.
And it's breaking people's mouths.
Yeah, that or the chocolate.
The chocolate is what got me.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
That was even spicier.
The chip, yes.
But the chocolate is what did the, it changed my taste buds.
I'm glad we got out of that trend of just doing spicy challenges.
Poor Griff did the gummy bear.
Yeah, it was too much.
Oh, no, I do not let your kids do that, man.
Because some kid, like, one kid died.
Because they were allergic to something.
Yeah, like it's very different.
dangerous.
Or even if, like, you're not really allergic, I can see it closed in someone's throat.
Yeah.
Jimmy and Chad says, the one chip challenge made his friend fall up.
He flowed up.
Oh, thank you.
Luckily, I didn't throw it up.
Although that, to this day, I don't know, it was hotter.
Either those or the one time that I, a wing cook overheard me say his wings weren't that
hot.
And then he really.
At the wing thing.
And he went, okay.
Stay here for a second.
And they were probably the best tasting wings I'd ever had.
but easily the hottest food other than those two.
Okay.
So, yeah, not the best.
Well, it is a Coco Pups night.
Different kind of fire.
Different kind of fire tonight.
We're going to lit up in a different way tonight.
And, well, Cody's favorite things are, you know, snacks and strip clubs.
I haven't been a strip club for a long time.
I know, you really haven't heard you gone out there, Dad,
Well, Robert Meldano, and I got to ask you if this is like a good valued private dance.
What does a private dance cost?
I know you're out of the game for a while.
What are we talking like?
Florida, Clearwater, Florida, Rain Gentlemen's Club.
Yeah, it would all depend on what you're looking to do back there.
Gotcha.
It could be like 60 bucks.
All right, these were 40.
So that's the discounted?
It could be 20.
Okay.
But private, though, you're usually not getting a private dance where they're like,
all right, come back here for anything less than like 60, usually, right?
They are charging him with laplifting.
What?
He received, so think shoplifting, but laplifting, as he received 15 consecutive private dances
valued at $40 each plus a $50 review fee, whatever that means,
totaling $650.
After services concluded, he offered just 50 bucks.
Dude, that's way off.
That's way off.
You pay him first.
He was clearly under the influence.
Oh, no.
See, you give them money first, and then.
Yeah, like, I didn't know you could run a tab up at a strip club.
I mean, maybe in this one.
Maybe he was like a regular or it was a lost and reputable place.
Or I don't know.
There's different rules, but usually it's a,
okay, here's what would you like.
Here's the menu, if you will,
give me that money.
And maybe I'm just a nerd.
And no matter of it,
I know I'm just a nerd.
That's too much time to spend
with somebody in a room.
15 songs?
That's, well, when they're grinding their butts
and such on your wiener.
Oh, I don't like physical touch.
Well.
I wouldn't, I don't know.
I don't know where you've been.
I don't, you don't like me.
You're just doing this for money.
Damn right.
You don't like me.
Why am I here?
Yes, they do?
You don't like me, so what are we doing?
What?
This is just a financial transaction.
You don't want me here.
They absolutely like you.
No, they don't.
Oh, come on.
And then you got to sit in a room with somebody.
Let's say, let's say the song is two minutes long, short songs.
Oh, that's still 30 minutes.
Oh, I'd be so mad.
Two minutes song.
Nah, you better be picking normal length songs, ma'am.
Sister says I need a backstory.
Yeah.
I at least need to know a little bit of.
About you before we go in there and spend time together.
Yeah, it named Cinnamon.
There.
And she looked good, almost naked.
Now I'm saying her all the way naked.
Give on back here.
And where'd you go to school?
What?
Uh-huh.
Did you do any sports or clubs?
No.
No?
No.
What were your favorite bands?
Just let me dance on it.
What are you listening to now?
Now, hold on a second.
Let's not get too great before we get back there.
Here, sure.
Just look at my boobs.
Now those aren't my boobs now.
No, no, no, no.
Don't worry. I won't touch.
You can. You gotta be careful.
Just what...
No, no touching.
That's not one of the rules.
What's your favorite fast food?
Where do you like to go eat?
Mm-hmm.
Want me get you something?
Uh-huh.
How are the kids?
Did you eat today?
Did you eat you? Want me to get you something?
Hold on. Hold on. You didn't eat yet today.
Cut!
Oh, I got to get her.
Cut! Does she want to drink?
He's yelling.
Turn to the lights on.
Hold on a second. Hold on. She's thirsty. Do you play any instruments?
I'm going to go to Subway.
Who hasn't eaten yet today?
That's pointing at.
I'm a stuarting.
Right now.
I'll do one.
We can dooredash right here to Rain Gentlemen's Club.
Who has not eaten?
I'm worried.
Yes.
I'm worried about you.
And he ends up a sugar daddy.
The bummer for this, I don't have money to be a sugar daddy.
Do it on an accident.
You just show up every couple days.
All right.
Who's hungry?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, good.
And I'm sure there's a lot of guys that do that, but it's sadder.
You know, it's sadder.
They're like, hey, I brought you flowers for Valentine's night.
Oh, that would be.
That's the sad.
That would be
little bit the quingiest thing
And I'm sorry to any of you listening
Who's done that
But if you've brought...
That's cringe!
If you brought flowers to a stripper
On Valentine's Day.
That's not already your girlfriend.
You can have a stripper girlfriend.
You can?
Yeah.
Oh, you got to your saying, yeah, yeah.
If your girlfriend works in that industry,
yes, sorry.
I thought you meant that was a service they offer.
You can have a stripper girlfriend, yeah.
But no, and you,
anybody that's ever been to a strip club,
you can always tell
not like a big Dallas one or you know Vegas but like your local strip clubs you can tell the guy
that's there all the time you know what I mean yeah acts a little too comfortable yeah definitely
doesn't spend on that much money but just enough that uh walters here every day and I know that
like for most fellas like the the the attractive part of a strip club is you know boobs butt
and some backs and all that but I'm also a fan of the theater so I'd like to see some correct movements
I'd like to see a stage show if I'm here.
Some are very good dancers.
Some are very good dancers.
It takes some skill to get all up on that pole and do those things,
especially the ones that aren't spinning.
Like, you know, the polls that are just stationary or whatever?
Like when we did that, the Festivist with those dancers, I would like that.
That's what I mean.
A lot of them try to rest on the laurels of their, oh, I got my top off.
Okay, anybody can do that, hon.
Let's see some moves.
Here's my gini.
No, no, no, spin that giny around, so I only see it swirling back every couple of seconds.
And it better be upside down, sort of.
I'm here.
This is live theater.
Am I wrong, miss?
Am I crazy guys?
Anybody here?
They're all just watching the naked lady.
I'm complaining about the theater.
Yeah, yeah, a nice but.
But are we not?
Where's the theater of it all?
Where's the story?
I'm here.
I don't have a...
I'm not, honey, cinnamon, no offense.
I'm not believing.
I'm just not invested as you as a character.
Like, where'd you come from?
How'd we get here?
You know?
I mean, I want to know the story here, all right?
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
I've got, you didn't do any theater, but I would be the guy with like...
A little.
I'd be the guy like...
Five rows back with a clipboard, just like, mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Wrecking out.
Mm-hmm.
And then after they finish, you came, um, during, uh, during that little John song,
you came downstage center.
I think you got to come downstage right.
I think that's your strong side.
I think the story takes you there.
Okay, Cinnamon, I think that you were working the room,
but I think you really left a lot of the feeling out of that movement.
This wasn't feeling it when you showed deep inside there.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
I mean, it was not believable.
And, Cinnamon, I'm not trying to critique you,
but when did you last replace your batteries in your LED bubble?
plug. Looks a little dim. It's not, it's not illuminating the stage like it previously has.
So if you're not going to invest in your product, why would the consumer, is what I'm saying,
is you're out here. You can see him going off before their thought comes out.
You can't. Rainier blinking in there.
Tonight is Cocoa Puffs. Oh, no.
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and East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse. A lot of other spots open around town.
If you want to be on Coca-puffs and you want to push that good, good.
Right.
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Hit me up on the Krock tech sign 315, 364-101.
You own a dispensary, work at a dispensary, let us know.
We'd love to get you on the show.
We'd love to get you on the show.
Now that I'm seeing a bunch of billboards having to come down.
A lot of billboards had to come down, so you got somewhere you want to be.
Well, we got a show dedicated to the green right here with K.
And we can take care of you.
We'd love it.
If we could help you out.
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Come be wacky.
For you.
I'm not telling you how to run your show tonight.
Uh.
But if you go over to Joe's and they have one of those untitled, see if you can show off one of those
because I really like it.
Okay.
Mine was the peach rings.
I don't, from just thinking in my head, because I always look around first, I don't think
they do.
That was the first time I'd ever seen it.
All right.
But if they do, I absolutely.
Yeah, because I think people would like to know about this because it was 20 bucks and it was
really good.
That's the smart move where our friends, I can't remember who made them, but the generic
The generic ones.
Yeah.
That's central processors.
That's how it started and then kind of everyone had to move away because of how many
brand, you know, things and varieties there were and you had to have all the coloring
and the packaging and you tried to catch your eye.
And now it's more of like, I want a good product.
I don't care what it is.
Generic A.F does a bunch of that.
They've got a bunch of products.
They're just boring labels here.
Untitles that same.
And the peatringss, when I want it.
I could just let you try mine.
It's actually in here.
You can try it after the show.
Just doesn't make you want to eat peatrings.
Well, I'll have you try it so you can taste it.
I don't care.
We can share lips.
Doesn't bother me.
Oh.
Speaking of, what?
That was in that video.
Oh, yeah.
I've never done mushrooms.
I know a lot of people like, a lot of people love mushrooms.
I know we got a lot of fan that love mushrooms.
You don't do dumb shrongs.
I'm just barely getting into cannabis, so I don't, I got to, there's a long runway for me to get into any other stuff.
He's just balls deep in cannabis right now.
But a fellow walked into a gas station high on mushrooms.
Who's his 18th birthday?
Are you supposed to be out and about?
I don't think so.
I mean, yeah, like shows and such, but just running errands.
Yeah, I think that if you're...
I got a lot to do today.
You got to be a real...
You're definitely not at 18, a professional who could be out in the world on mushrooms.
I guarantee you there's some people listening right now that can be high in the world on mushrooms.
Yes.
And not freak out.
Yes.
I can barely be...
I can't be in the world drunk and I can't be in the world stoned.
Oh, stone, yes.
You like that.
Oh, that's.
You do like that.
It's that. I get too nervous.
I am the John Stewart one.
Every single thing is bad air high.
All of it.
Yeah, I like to, if I'm gonna, I like to be somewhere safe.
I don't need to be out in the, I don't know to be out of the mall where things are happening.
But I'm not as experienced as Cody.
You get there.
You get there.
Tyler's a milestone birthday turned 18, which in my opinion is still a little, maybe a little too young to be doing mushrooms.
But if you're old enough to serve our country, you're old enough to serve our country.
to do whatever you want my opinion. Yeah, that's also true.
I was saying, but the stuff that
when your brain's not fully
developed and you start doing drugs
stuff like that, you kind of just be careful.
He entered a 7-Eleven
told the people working
quote, I am God and I'm leaving
here in two seconds. I told you
coming back. Surveillance
showed him walk behind the counter.
Okay. Take two packs of cigarettes.
Nice. A couple smokes.
How much you think, too? I've never bought
cigarettes? How much do you think two packs of cigarettes
cost? Oh man, now, just because I've seen
little things going into the gas stations, because
I did, Neswego, and it was like
four bucks a pack. Now I'm going
12
a piece. Close. It was 20 bucks or two packs.
20 bucks or two packs. There was a deal. They got a deal.
I think that that is a deal, because it must
be because Florida. Florida baby's cheaper.
Oh, okay. I wasn't thinking Florida. Probably got
rules. Maybe it's on a res.
I don't know. It's crazy.
He said,
officers quickly apprehended him
after he tried to run away on foot
just some smoke
bro to be high on mushrooms
trying to run from police
that's not a fun high
yeah no not at all
or it's the best high
and it's the most fun thing you've ever done in your life
yeah
running from the cops on shrooms
they arrested him he had a little bit of meth on them
which is all I mean
when you live in Florida
do they issue you meth
Or is it?
Okay.
I think like, you know how like the DMV will send you random things every once in a while here?
Every once in a while, you just get an envelope.
And it's just got your meth in it?
Here's your meth.
Because I think every person I've ever met from Florida has methamphetamine at some point.
It seems like everybody who's ever arrested in Florida.
You say every story we do where it's, and they were arrested, turns out, a little meth on them.
Yeah.
That state issued methamphetamine is what you're saying down in Florida.
And it's always just a little bit of meth.
That's just their traveling meth.
That's not they're at home math.
Yeah, just looking around a little bit of my thing.
No, no, no.
Ogre says some people get crazy athletic on shrooms.
That's funny.
That'd be awesome.
I want to watch the All-Sroom Olympics.
Right.
Oh, man.
Can you imagine if I did a bunch of shrooms all of a sudden I could dunk?
Yeah, like, I want to watch the, I want to watch,
SNL did like the All-Performance-enhancing drugs Olympics.
Okay.
That's fine.
I want to watch the all, like, hallucinogenic Olympics.
Here's a bunch of acid.
Here's a bunch of shrooms.
You got to do it all.
You got to do a bunch of it.
And then.
And then.
got to run around this track.
And then here's a basketball.
Yeah, or here's a basketball.
Or here's a, no, you don't want to put him in water.
I don't want to put him in water and I want to give him a gun or an archery thing.
I don't want to do anything.
Just into it.
I want to see if you can use this pole vault.
No, I can't.
No, I can't.
I can't go.
No, put them on the luge.
Oh, Jesus.
The downhill stuff?
Yeah.
In the all-drug Olympics?
Put them on the skis and just push them down on the hill.
Oh, my God.
And they hit that jump.
Oh, my God.
It's just all brain melting.
You're in that bobsled with like your buddies all gacked up.
That would be really, really great.
We're working on it.
We'll put it together.
We're getting there.
I'll pitch it to the events department later on today.
See what they think.
No.
No.
Stop it.
No.
We are above that.
No, I know.
No, we're not.
Not even a little bit.
We're so, so beneath it.
Come on, this is Kara.
It was an archive fart from April 4th, 2025.
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Happy National Popcorn Lovers Day.
Cody?
That's you.
You love a popcorn.
Oh, I'm almost out of my Super Bowl popcorn.
Maybe your Luke Crate Dummster will present you with one.
No, that's again, food is my, I've already been shown that food I can't.
You won't do the food.
Yeah, because that guy, whoever the merchandiser was that unloaded all of his old popcorn,
that was all those, that good, like, smart pop, whatever.
Yeah, couldn't do it.
Because it was in box.
that were still taped up and those were sitting those weren't even in the dumpster there were a bunch
on the ground and i still couldn't bring myself to eat popcorn eat popcorn just dumpster food i'm not
no offense i'm not poor enough to like i eat dumpster food i get that's that's something he should
have brought to you know like a shelter or something yeah but no i don't need the dumpster food so i got
two popcorn stories today i'm worried about how much i like wine
I'm scared.
Pacorn.
Popcorn.
So Chinese scientists.
Excuse me?
You're talking quite a bit about China today, my friend.
Chinese scientists have developed a new variety of tomato that tastes and smells like popcorn.
Didn't they?
Who's something they just doing?
Didn't they do an onion?
No onion, no cry?
They did the happy ball or whatever was cooked.
And now they're doing a tomato?
They created it using a gene editing.
technology,
Jid, get out of the...
The goal was fixed in fading...
Hold on.
The goal was fixing
the fading flavor of tomatoes
during transport and storage.
Oh, tomatoes lose...
Good.
Good.
But I...
Have a good day, sugar.
See ya.
I don't really like...
Like, tomatoes,
like, I get,
when we do the baby mouse,
ha-ha,
onions can enhance a flavor.
Tomatoes don't do anything for them.
Tomatoes are the most useless fruit.
They don't...
They don't do anything.
They're gross.
Unless they are beat into a pulp.
In your sauce.
I just have no...
Unless I'm dipping my...
My...
Mott sticks in it.
I don't want it.
But if it tastes like popcorn...
Me...
I don't...
To get like...
I know it said to help with the flavor
or blah, blah, blah for transport,
but like...
Give me a little little thing of cherry tomatoes.
It tastes like popcorn?
I might pop a couple.
I even skipped tomato.
on my ravioli last night.
Oh.
I just ate it straight up plain.
Nope, you didn't do over the sink with the Parmesan cheese shaker like that?
Here's the situation with the, oh, you, that would have been a good idea.
Here's the situation.
Because you fold it a little bit.
I like to have dinner prepared for my wife when she gets home like a real man.
Because that's removing one stress from the house if the dinner is made.
So I made, I put meatballs in the crock pot, I put the ravioli on the stove.
I almost had ravioli too.
A little garlic bread.
A little garlic bread in the oven.
That's really funny.
So she gets home.
Everybody eats.
What kind?
Chee?
Cheese.
Just a great value Walmart cheese one.
See, I like to get the both and then mix, and I don't know which one is going to go in my mouth.
Oh, that's scary.
What if it's a meat?
I know.
Then I got a meat one.
That's how I got a meat one that time.
So then we eat everybody ate, and then I don't know how it goes at your house.
Yeah.
But then things get transferred to their leftover containers.
Yep.
And in this situation, they sit out to cool down.
A little bit. Yes.
So on the counter was a thing of sauce and meatballs and a thing of just plain cheese ravioli.
Then I walked over.
Let me get one of these.
I ate one.
You just pop them.
And I walked around and I go, let me get one of more of those.
And just throughout the course of that evening, I was just dry mouth popping ravioli chunks.
See, that's when you got to have a little bowl of parmesan.
That way you can dunk it in at least the parmesan and get some on there.
Double up your cheese.
I don't disagree with you.
I was just something about.
I get it.
Just walking around ravioli.
Exactly right.
But no, the move is you take the ravioli.
you have a little bit of butter on still.
You flip it upside down.
You know, it's got little, the pillow.
No pillow.
Flip it upside down.
Bend it just a little.
That way it's...
Like a Ravioli Taco almost?
And then you dump the cheese.
Oh my God, you guys.
See how extra he is?
I like the DMC named your game Ravioli roulette.
Because you're eating a meat.
Yeah, you never know.
Bro.
Beef for cheap.
And then what you should do is you should throw one random shrimp ravioli in there.
Play a real dangerous game.
This is a bunch of shrimp meat pops.
Yeah, back to our popcorn science.
We've got tomatoes that are going to smell like popcorn.
They explain the science, but I don't understand it.
They say, smell or taste?
I'm sure it'll have a taste to it, but they're doing it because I don't understand it.
They are able to enhance the smell while not changing anything else.
Like the way the tomato grows,
this is to stop tomatoes from becoming less tomato-y.
I don't know.
I'll let scientists figure it out.
Yeah, because that's what's turning me off from maters when I grab one.
I'm like,
there's don't smell enough like dirt.
But in other news, out of Illinois, finally, something in America.
They're done with these giant-a-dumatoes.
They have created what they're calling Super Pop.
And it's basically extra crunchy.
Pre-flavored popcorn.
Oh.
So it's a naturally savory popcorn with subtle nutty notes and a crisp crunch.
They spent eight years developing it.
Damn.
And they claim it doesn't even need to have butter because they've already tricked the kernel into having a buttery flavor.
All right.
I'd be done with that.
I like the advancement, if you will, in popcorn technology.
Yeah, popcorn science is that popcorn.
There's the ones without the kernels.
now you've ever seen that where it's like, don't worry.
Sometimes you bite and you're like, oh my God.
100% pop rate.
Yeah.
Ooh, that's good.
Or it's just like very soft inside or whatever the hell those ones are.
There's a lot of happening in the world of peckering.
And we don't even realize.
Yeah, I guess I don't ever eat popcorn.
The more I think about it.
Oh, I love it.
Wife and kids love it.
I just don't care about it.
I got a little more salt and vinegar popcorn.
Yeah, that sounds good.
It was so good.
The only one I got left is the bacon maple one.
I gotta go get more
What are those popcorn that are like blue
Sometimes like the candy coated
It depends
Yeah
Whatever you I mean
I've seen blue raspberry
Wow I don't know
I like that
There's infinite amount
At these popcorn places
Wherever anywhere you go
It has the popcorn stores
If they're good ones
They've got a billion flavors
Nope no I'm not even gonna promote
Cocoa puffs tonight
Upper button around the corner
I'm even gonna promote it
Instead I'll promote three one five day
coming up on Sunday.
Oh, yeah.
Be listening to K Rock all day as every hour.
We will give you a code word to text in,
and you can be eligible to win some tickets to five-finger death punch
coming to the amphitheater this summer.
If one of the code words isn't Josh's butt stays,
I'm going to be pretty mad.
I'm going to be pretty mad.
I'm going to tell you right now.
Spoiler, get ready.
One of them is going to be Josh.
I have mixed feelings about this next story because,
well, like, how do I feel?
feel about AI generating texts to humans?
Because a lot of people in there, like a lot of the young people.
Like if I see a text from you and I just go, AI, form a response and send.
Yeah.
How do you feel about that?
For business people, like I immediately for some reason I'm thinking of like Rosa.
Uh-huh.
I bet she wouldn't mind being able to quick fire off.
Some, you know what I mean?
Because I told you like a couple weeks ago that like the, like the.
The big thing now is creating these, like, you take clawed and you make a little at-home
machine and then that machine is in charge of all your personal responsibilities.
Yes, yeah.
And it'll reply to your emails.
No, that I don't think it's the best of an idea is to do personally.
I think taking us out of this whole scenario, guys, that's what's going to lead to problems.
Yeah.
I think AI finding cures for diseases and stuff is going to be great.
Yes, that's.
But taking away human interaction is not going to be great.
No, that's the part of this where it needs to be leaning on more than figuring out a way for office mic to not have to do his mundane office job.
Screw office.
But you know what I mean?
Like, that's not what this is for.
Like, figure out some real serious stuff.
The headline is Gen Z is offloading tough conversations by using AI.
Meaning like if they're got to break up with somebody.
No.
Or they got to quit a job.
I mean.
Or they got to, you know, ask somebody out even.
They ask Chad GPD, how do I do this?
I mean.
I say screw Chad GBT all together for reasons that we don't need to get into.
But if you leave Chad GBT, I would not be bummed.
No.
But how do you feel about that?
No, it's not a.
So you do all of that.
And then, all right, cool.
Yep.
The girl says, yes for a date.
you go out on the date and now what?
Yeah, you're going to have to be in the same room with another person eventually.
Yeah, you're going to have to talk to him or her.
This comes out of a college student who recently admitted he used chat GPT to write a text after a blind date.
The message was six paragraphs and carefully worded.
Ew.
I mean, bro.
Why?
Six paragraphs after a blind date?
All right.
Pump the brakes.
I feel like.
love you, but I'm not in love with you.
So the date thought, all right, this is weird.
No, you got to.
So she ran it through an AI detector.
Oh.
Came back 99% AI.
A-o.
A-I detector.
He said, I tried to write my own thoughts, but I wasn't sure how to format it in a way that's not like really bad.
So then I went to chat.
Well, for like, here's what maybe like you should do.
Like, maybe you have some practice with like real world situations.
And like talk words, right?
Like, I don't know, like I feel like right now in this moment,
I'm being our parents who are like, well, he can't use the internet for everything.
Am I going to be wrong in the future for what I'm saying right now?
No, because you can't use that for everything.
Can't trust everything on the internet, kids.
Because it's not, you're not going to have the internet with you when you grow up.
Not going to have that internet with you.
You're not going to have a computer in your pocket.
But the problem is that, yes, I can see it.
It should be used to help you form your thoughts more.
more coherently and, you know what I mean, and more precise and stuff like that.
But I feel like that you could offend people if you're not using your office.
I'm not the word of you writing a letter to, right?
Yeah, that's not the authentic you.
It's what you think I want to hear.
Right.
Worded perfectly.
I, you worded it so perfectly.
So, you know what I mean?
That's almost could be used as a cop-out because I can also see it being a, a,
very good problem solver and stuff like that, but I don't know.
I feel like it could be seen as real inauthentic.
This is kind of a reach, but I'll equate it to a Rick Rubin quote that I love,
where he's like, never make art for an audience.
You make it for you.
And if the audience likes it, they like it.
Because if you're trying to figure out what the audience wants, you're going to be wrong.
Right.
No.
So trying to figure out what your date wants to hear by using AI,
is nothing genuine about it.
And just for,
even just rant other random situations
just for work and stuff like that,
we've seen it where you've got to be able to form
your own thoughts and opinions
and use it to help you.
Yeah.
Because look at where we got with random salespeople
and stuff that would bring us commercials
that were scripts that were very clearly
they just did chat GPT.
And we're like, did you even read this?
It's three paragraphs.
Yeah.
It needs to be,
half of one paragraph and none of this makes sense.
And it's all where the joke that we always do where stuff meets vast.
That's what every...
That's a chat GPT joke.
Yeah.
Because it was in every commercial.
Chad GPT has no original thoughts.
No.
I emphasize this.
Everything your chat or AI model is saying back to you is something it learned on the internet.
So in that instance, somewhere along the way, the chat, the AI model you're using learned
that a popular thing to say in commercials is where products meet vast.
Something meets me.
It was even a few months period where I started to see billboards of blank meets blank.
Yep.
Because AI found that.
And it worked further.
Maybe it's learned something new by now, but in that moment and time, everything meets something else.
Something means fast.
So experts are saying this is becoming more common.
Young people are using AI to analyze text threads.
So like a group of text.
To figure out what that person is thinking or meaning.
See, that's fine.
That I have no problem with because then you take that information that you've now got
is it can help you understand your friends or whatever.
So if you're going to want other more clearly.
Oh, okay, okay, I see.
And now you form your own thought based off of you understanding what they were saying
or meaning to say a lot better.
You know what I mean?
That part, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because it's just taking like a long paragraph, kind of sum it up, and then you can go,
okay, all right, now, then you.
That's what I've been using AI for.
Maybe that's the old man in me.
But if I need an idea for a graphic, I'll use mid-journey or I'll use something like to that generates graphics.
Yeah.
And then I'll take that as a concept.
Yeah.
I was like, like, if you look at this diner tour logo, this was not designed by AI.
but I asked AI to show me what an old diner menu would look like from the 70s.
Yes.
And it gave me a bunch of things.
And I was like, okay, I like that letters.
I like the Waffle House for Diner Tour.
I like all that thing.
And it helped me put it together.
I don't think I'm in the majority there.
I just use it for ideas.
I think you'll use it all the way through.
Yes.
As a jumping off point kind is what you should be using it for to help.
I get started with it.
Same with like texts and writing and stuff.
I don't let it write.
Because then it's almost like.
Really anything.
That's almost like plagiarism.
Yeah, but I do like asking it questions.
Yeah.
Because it answers my questions.
Exactly.
But I'm not like AI generate a text to Cody.
And send.
And send.
Thanks.
Yeah.
It worked out well.
No.
So I feel like I'm in a sweet spot with AI right now.
Yeah.
Where I use it like that.
The process they're calling it social offloading.
If you're just tuning in, this is a report about Gen Z.
so the youth, using AI to write love letters, texts to dates,
uh, job applications, quitting jobs, stuff like that.
Experts are warning us that relying on AI for emotional conversations could weaken our communication skills.
Obviously that's, you know.
Yes.
Well, yeah, and the more that like a guy or whatever uses it to think that he's understanding his girlfriend and doing all those things,
he's not really.
You know, if there's a thing
there's an issue,
but it sounds like he's fixing it
or to her he's fixing it
because of all of the texts that he's sending,
then in person,
he has never understood
what it is that she is wanted in the first place
because he is just,
hey, chat, GPT,
you figure out,
here, figure what she's saying in that,
respond.
Like sometimes,
you do have to use your brain for some stuff.
Yeah.
Because if you don't use it,
you'll,
lose it. And I just wonder if, I don't know, man, I just, I really do think a lot about,
like, the things our parents said and how they ended up being wrong about a bunch of stuff.
You're not going to have a calculating your pocket all the time. You're not going to have a
computer on you all the time. You're not going to need what's the internet going to do for you
in the future. And I'm like, am I being that right now? Maybe, but maybe not.
We have to play farts over the radio. But I also like, like, I see the brain as a muscle that
you've got to exercise, you got to work it. Yeah. So if you're only consuming,
And you're just taking in TikToks or whatever videos,
but you're never having a reaction to them or an original thought.
I feel like you're just not, you're putting holes in your brain.
I don't know.
I'm way out of my league right now.
I just, it all makes sense, and I get it.
I think we're on the same page.
Nice jumping off point.
Just use it to start with ideas and stuff, you know?
And it is good for that.
Like, and even things you might not even think about.
Looking to start a business, chat GPT, again, don't use Sam Altman's crap,
but use like, you know, whatever chat model you want.
And you can say like, hey, I want to open a food truck.
It'll give you some answers.
And then you'd be like, well, then how do I make money doing that?
They'll tell you how much you need to sell.
All right, well, how do I pay taxes?
Well, you live in this state.
Like, that back and forth.
That is awesome.
It's just like it's Google XL Pro Max essentially.
Yes.
It's like you use Cody AI.
It's instant.
It knows everything.
Exactly.
Twitch.tv slash K-Rox.
See, why you want to keep talking about computers?
Do you want to come out and play?
Want to come out and ride our new.
Christmas bikes, because it's nice out for a couple days.
No, my mom said that I can't because I keep forgetting to put on my helmet.
So now I'm grounded until the next weekend.
Until her boyfriend Terry comes over.
And then she said if he watches me outside, then I can because then he can keep track of it from wearing my helmet.
But then we can't go any further than down the block because then he can't see me and gets mad and he says cuss words.
And don't ask us to go anywhere because Terry can't drive right.
right now.
You can only go to and from work.
I don't.
I don't know.
He has papers or something.
I don't know.
It's a thing that happened.
He's mad at his lawyer.
Jermaine and Janet Jackson got into an argument yesterday at a family screening of Michael
Jackson's biopic, biopic.
Is it biopic or biopic?
Hmm.
One one is it?
Both.
Bopic.
I know what you mean from either one, though.
So, so.
After the movie was Arving, after the movie was over,
Janet was complaining about it.
Okay.
She had something negative to say about almost every scene, the acting, the makeup, how the actors spoke, and even how they walked.
Well, that did not sit well with Germain, whose son plays Michael in the movie.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's neat.
It's a Jackson playing Michael Jackson.
That's pretty neat.
They started arguing, and Germain reportedly told her, you are going to miss this wave.
You are so jealous.
Just get on the wave.
That's a weird thing to say.
Yeah, he's like, we're about to be famous again.
Get on the way.
He's like, I need to make some more money right now.
We're about to make some more money in this current wave of Michael Jackson popularity.
Yeah.
So do it.
Janet, you're going to miss our next scam.
Get on the wave.
And she's probably like, well, no, I am just as talented as Michael.
I have my own monies.
I love Janet Jackson.
So I mean, I kind of would go with, I mean, I haven't seen this,
but if she has thoughts on it, I would kind of lean towards whatever she is.
saying. You know what I mean?
Yeah. I don't know.
I don't watch the trailer. Do you want to watch the trailer with me?
I've seen parts of it somewhere because it looked good.
So let's watch it.
Because why would she...
She would know how Michael Walk talks.
Yeah, or no offense to the other Jackson's.
But if they look at something and they're like, oh, this is perfect.
And then she looks at the same thing and thinks it's hokey,
then I would tend to agree with her as opposed to,
Germaine Jackson.
Yeah.
No offense.
I'm just judging based on careers after the Jackson's.
Yeah, but we'll see.
All right.
Let's find out.
You want to jump in Twitch, we're going to watch it.
If you're just listening on the podcast or on the radio, we'll do our best to describe it.
I love Michael Jackson.
Yeah.
Oh, whoops.
That was me tuned into.
That wasn't Michael Jackson?
That wasn't Michael Jackson.
That wasn't Michael Jackson.
That was Lisa Johnson.
That sounded like Michael.
It did for a second.
I, until you did.
that, I was almost going to go, wow, he sounds exactly like Michael Jackson.
Yeah. No, just behind the scenes, there's a channel in here that it's an A-B channel.
See your way out of it.
Oh!
The A channel is Lisa's feed into the Gomez show. The B channel is my computer feed.
Gotcha.
So you just heard Lisa, I don't know they're on the air right now if she was just going to say something, but whatever.
It sounded like her, right?
Anyways, I forgot to close my Pornhub, chap.
Okay.
You're strong,
you're beautiful.
You're the creedest of all time.
Let me tell you something.
In this life,
you're the winner or you're loser.
Y'all want to work in a steel mill like me
for the rest of your days?
No, sir.
Yeah, because I sure is held down.
Y'all willing to fight for it?
Yes, sir.
I need to hear you a little louder.
Y'all willing to fight for it.
Yes, sir.
Joe Jackson.
Ready, whenever you are, Michael.
I love my wife.
The Jackson.
You want to be the biggest star in the world?
Oh, success.
Because a Jackson family is the brand.
That's a Coca-Cola.
And we need to start selling.
So, I'm planning an international tour.
This is just the beginning.
I need to think.
I told you.
I'm not my family.
I just want to do my own thing.
Just have all these ideas in my head.
Just got to get them out.
And do it, Michael.
Not a little boy anymore.
Bubbles.
I knew you were different the moment you were born.
You have a very special life.
And I've always told me I began to who you love.
I believe music can change the world.
Spread love.
Joy and peace.
That is what I want the world to feel.
Wow.
Damn.
Yeah, that looks so good.
In theaters, April 24th.
Damn, I'm going to watch that.
That'll end up winning a bunch of Oscars and stuff.
So good.
For sure.
That looks so good.
Yeah, he's the greatest of all time.
Yeah, I got chills from that one, man.
That was really good.
And see, see, so if Janet has some, well, if she has some notes on it, take them.
You know what I mean?
It's too late now, though, isn't it?
Yeah, I mean.
Like, what are you going to do now if she's just mad about it?
But, yeah, I didn't, I didn't see anything.
But I mean, I'm not any of their family members.
So, you know, it all looked and sounded to me.
Gave me chills.
I like that, man.
Oh, that looks really good.
And he looks just like him.
He's obviously a Jackson.
Yeah, that was very impressive.
I don't know how they're going to do the nose.
Or just don't.
Because maybe just...
They did, though.
They started with Michael, like, his nose changed throughout that preview.
Oh, then they just...
CDI, maybe, I don't know.
Or they just put stuff on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's cool.
I don't know if I'll go to the theater for it, but I will check it out when it's home.
That's a good Netflix.
Streaming on the couch kind of movie.
Whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
They're called something.
Good morning.
This is K Rock.
I don't even know.
No, that's what I have in my home office.
I have two of them.
And they project around me and I just sit there and vibe out to all the stars.
Because you see those things on.
We're talking about the lights that project in your office at home.
Like reels when they show all these different products for stuff like that.
And I'm always like, is it?
Yeah, it don't work is good.
But you've got that good lamp that sets like the sunset, right?
The little circle one that you have?
Oh, that one, that does make it look.
That thing is very bright.
But all of mine, my light products like that and my LED strips and everything,
they're all like dollar store five blow deals.
I've never really like gone the next step up.
There really isn't.
The technology is just what it is.
Well, I had, I used to have my cousin got me and I never figured it out.
She got me those like the light strip and light bulb that like goes with what you're doing.
Yeah.
And stuff, you know what I mean?
It's got a sensor on the TV.
There's like a little thing that detect the colors.
You have to have like an app on your phone while you're doing it.
And it was very confusing.
It was one of like the first ones.
And my stupid ass just couldn't figure it out.
Right.
But I mean, those are, those are so cool.
I just love stuff like that.
Our oldest wants the light that you stick to the back of the TV and it has a little camera that watches the TV so that it glows the room.
That's what this did.
But it would like if you're watching a football game, the sides would be green.
Yeah.
Doing something with ocean, it would be blue.
Oh, man.
They're just really cool.
Because we'll go shop at a Walmart.
It's like a hundred bucks for that thing.
No, they're not cheap.
But no, that's the next step is to get more of that stuff.
Because that's like my favorite thing to do is to turn my,
I have the light strip on the back of my TV that goes from the corners all the way down.
Turn that bad boy on.
Oh, it just sets the coolest vibe.
I love it.
I love a vibe.
You see it on Whiskey Wednesday?
You'll see it on the house party tomorrow night.
I'll do a house party.
party tomorrow night. I like to have those
up lights. Yep, I love
those. With the stars and the vibes.
I even like the, I found those stupid
light bars that I saw
that I have on Coco Puffs and I was like, those are cool.
I'm putting those on the table. I just like a vibe.
I like a vibe. Well, here's
a record that I will not be attempting to break
Cody. As this
kickboxer named John Stevenson
has become the first person
in the UK to pull
a five, no, to
pull a 4,000 pound car using Mr. Winky.
Close his balls, his testicles.
My bull sack is so strong, mate.
He said he did it to raise awareness for UK men's health.
Oh, okay.
We're pretty aware, bud, you didn't need to drag a car with your nuts.
I mean, yeah.
Babe, I'm going to go drag a car with my nuts.
Why?
To raise awareness about health.
for it for my knots.
Okay, but you could just, I mean, want to just make a state?
No, I got to go drag this car.
I got to drag it.
Ready?
Please, God, be careful.
Oh, my God.
He's doing it.
That's it.
That's not the car.
Oh, my God.
I am.
They used to me balls to pull the car.
I am married to an incredibly supportive woman who has put up with my
stupidity for 20-something years now.
And even I don't think she'd stand there and film me dragging a car with my nuts.
She's, she's...
In order to do that, you'd have to get them out of her purse.
Yeah, he's right.
Got him.
Got him.
She has tolerated a lot of stupidity from me.
Yeah.
But I got it.
And I wouldn't expect her to film me doing it.
I'll film you.
I got you.
As I, as I'm going to, as I say, Jimmy, great joke.
Get out of here.
He said, was it a Mercedes nuts?
Because as I always say on the air here, whenever I do something really stupid,
I always recognize that there is another side of my reality,
meaning there's stupid me in here with the fart mic and all the stupid stuff.
But I don't want to do something that my kids and wife will then be embarrassed by
because they have me in their lives.
I'm saying. Oh, I get it. Yeah.
Like, dude, your dad dragged a car with his balls.
Like, I also have to remember there's another layer
of my life where they are
trying to just live normal lives and I don't want to
be the dad. No.
No, that's kind of why I gave when I started
this through the morning show. I kind of gave
an open, uh, sucks for you guys.
Yeah, you're getting brought into it.
Sorry. I talk about them
vaguely. I try not to, I never
mention anyone's names, but I also know
that they don't want to be the
kid of the guy who dragged the
malls.
Yeah, but it's...
They're just the kid of the guy who farts on the internet.
It's at a point, though, where it'll be like,
oh, you're dead who drags the car with his balls,
for like a year.
Right.
But then, for every year after, it's,
dude, you're dead, drank the car with his cold.
True, true, true.
You're right on the cusp of being cool dad.
Yeah.
Right now, we're lame.
Because it's, well, they do a stupid radio show.
Very close to, oh, your dad's a guy that drives a car with his balls, dude.
That's awesome.
But being the guy who farts on the internet also allows me to be the guy who can buy you a Knicks sweatshirt.
Right.
Exactly.
See?
Yes.
Yes.
Other side of this, we will get into some hockey.
We're loving our hockey games lately, guys.
Got good stick skills.
You're not watching the gaming stream.
I, in my career last night, I got into a fight back to back.
because I tend to hit guys dirty
so then when I get the puck, the crowd booze me
so then the other team then spends
however long trying to then retaliate.
Oh, they do, they held a grudge.
And what I did last night was while they were trying to retaliate,
I then dirty hit a guy again that was trying.
And so then another guy fought me
and then as soon as we did off a face off,
the guy that was trying to fight me originally got me
because there was no penalty,
so we stay on the ice.
If you didn't watch Whiskey Wednesday last night,
it is available on demand on Twitch and YouTube.
I posted it both places.
It was Jamison night because parade week next Tuesday, St. Patrick's Day.
Hell you.
So I had on my Jamison jersey that I like to wear a couple times a year.
I told you guys in chat,
I told, well, I'm going to play hockey after his whiskey Wednesday
with a hockey jersey.
Yes.
Because I think it's going to make me play better.
Did it though?
Obviously it did.
Two games.
That's what I mean.
Hat tricks and both.
Right?
So I'm just saying.
I should have brought it in here, to be honest with you, because now I'm in danger.
I'm losing.
My next time I play, though, I get, I just got the call up from the coach or whatever.
No, I meant, it's still the preseason, but they just said you're moving up to line one.
Oh, congratulations.
I'm like, oh, now we're going to get out there.
Congratulations.
I'm going to play with, I don't know his name, T. Thompson, the guy that everyone likes on the favors right now.
I don't know what anybody.
Tage.
We will play some hockey.
Don't forget tonight at 7 o'clock.
you're going to get in our Twitch chat.
What?
Yeah.
Twitch.tv slash K Rock C&Y.
You better be careful there because you're skating on thin ice.
Shout out Spoderman giving us some gifted sucks.
And he used to those.
He'd been listening to K Rock since his mom had an 05 PT closer with flames on the side.
The Poon wagon.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
All right.
Well, thank.
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See if my guy can track me down a PT cruiser with a wood panels on the side.
That was Tammy's dream vehicle, by the way.
The PT cruiser with the wood panels?
Oh, really?
She wanted the purple, like a purple PT crew of wood panels.
Oh, oh boy.
I was like, mom, I don't know if I'm riding your car.
You don't see those out about,
They're about died off, right?
I think they literally died off.
I think Chrysler died off, and then they're like,
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Let's be hockey.
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Are you going to wear that fancy outfit?
They're the ones from the throw-up outfits.
I'll think about it.
I don't see what it feels like.
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