The Show - HYPED

Episode Date: October 16, 2026

It’s a big Friday show, so let’s put on some hype music & get oiled up for the Mr. England Beauty Pageant!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. finishing this game finishing this series in the most Brewer way possible from down four to nothing to take a six-four lead and then hand it to this lights out bullpen to try and finish it off Hernandez to left center field Cherio gets that world series swept them baby wow guess he can't buy a team LA yeah well I've been a brewer's fan my whole life oh always always I've got my check in my hat

Yep. Yep. This, you know, I underpants. I've always been a Brewers. Our Milwaukee. What did you think about that, bud? No, that was awesome. We were all rooting for the Brewers.

Couldn't have happened to a better team. Get them out of there. The Dodgers are gone. It was funny watching so many people try to, like, do Dodger sympathizing. That's word. Like, ESPN and stuff. Because, you know, they love them. Just like in.

No chance instead of three feet. Whee. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. But now, let's see. Let's find out who's the second team. Who are we waiting on? Either the Guardians or the Raid. That's tonight?

Yep, I think game five, is it? All right. Four or five, something like that. But, I mean, who would you like to meet the Brewers? Well, now I'm nervous, though. Why? I don't know, both.

It's an even series, but Tampa, I guess, because then we're guaranteed somebody that has never won a World Series is going to win a World Series. Oh, that'll be fun. I like that. Now I'm just nervous whoever's going to win the MVP's and Literally be any of us.

Why are you nervous about that? Because then, no, the hiders will be like, well, we'll give you $400 million. Oh, that's true. That's what they've done the last couple years. Anybody that does it, they're just like, we'll buy what you want. We'll buy you. We'll buy you. Trade us in.

For nothing. Come here. We'll buy you. Okay. Well, good morning, everybody. We literally can. Happy Friday. We did it.

We did it. We're here. Through another week, busy week. Busy, busy. week, dude. Pissy, busy. Fun cocoa puffs last night. Who did?

You did. When does that start? Any day now, I think. I think we're going to premiere it next week. He's got to get it up and running off the ground. Yep. Very busy. Not to really much tease today.

I got a Merrickue coming in. Got a beer Friday. They're not going to have cheesy fiesta potatoes. They're not going to have cheesy fiesta potatoes. They're not. You're going to try to get me and do a buzzer? Is it the Pop-Tart buzz ball? I just remembered again.

The Pop-Tart Buzzball. I'm just going to leave it out. Get it room-tempt? They are usually room-tempt. They're never refrigerated. No. They're on just the shelf at the liquor store. But I'd imagine frosted s'm mores

is going to be better. Cold. Bl, yeah, please keep that in the fridge. And then forget about it. I have, what, two straight weeks? Yes, you have, and I'm coming out again. We did it, friends. We are live and in your ears, live and local.

That's it. That's how we do it, bud. It's over. Um, Twitch.com TV slash the show if you want to look in it on the studio and all of our Halloween decorations and a creepy, creepy skeleton face behind us. And our slowly rotting pumpkins that I think aren't going to make it much longer. We'll get new ones. I'll bring them home on day.

Okay. That'll be it. Let's chunk them at something first. Chuck them. Don't just come away. We got to chuck them at cars. Well, I was going to smash them out for the animals out there. But out there's less, out there's less food.

because up there they've never seen as much food as this. No, they haven't. Up there, there's not as much food as this. There isn't. There isn't. So, yeah, we got to smash them around here somewhere. Yeah, that way the squirrels can eat these ones. Chuck them at cars as they drive by. I don't throw them off the room.

So a Texas wedding venue is under some heat. And I, well. This is my first thought of my head. We let one gay couple get married. And look at us now. No, I don't know why I'm debating it with myself on this, because I'm going to sound like a heartless bastard. Okay.

Wedding venue is facing public outrage after it refuses to refund the deposit after the fiancé died. Oh. So they paid the deposit, then the fiancé died, and they're not giving it back. I'm refunding. I think for the PR of it, you're giving it back, right? Well, you split up. Sorry, the deposit or whatever is in our fine print. how much you're not getting back.

It's a lot of money. Death? All yours. Yeah, I think you got to give it back because now you're going to get bad press like this. Yeah, I can, I mean... But I can also be like, well, it's the deposit, it kind of goes...

That's the whole part of the day. Yeah, it's like, who sells to anybody else? If it says it in their, like, cannot be refunded due to divorce. Right. Acts of God or whatever. Split up or death or, you know, whatever, but it's still, that doesn't make them look less, you know, heartless if they were like, hey, sorry if you die.

Sorry. It says it right here. It's in the page. Did you not read the fine print before she died? Deando Hernandez, 25, passed away in April, seven months before his planned wedding in November. The couple had paid nearly $16,000 to Posey Meadows in San Marcos, Texas. Pousy Meadows. The venue.

kept the full amount and later countersued for breach of contract. Well, now you're getting crazy. Claiming the family never provided a proof of death. An attorney for the bride said he repeatedly offered to send the death certificate. So it's just a back and forth now. So do they think that they were fibbing? Yeah, like, no. Like, no, he died when they broke up or something.

Yeah. And they like, well, we got to see the proof of death. But they got it. And then they got, yeah. Then what's the deal? and Fuzz is right. Seven months is still a lot of time to rebook the date. Yeah. Give them the money back. Yeah. Like there's no, because, I mean, unless it's in the policy,

they're going to get way more in cancellations now that they're looking heartless. Yeah. Before when they would just be out how much for this one. You got to look a little down the road as far as like, okay, what does this do? Right now we get $16,000. But then the news picks this up and we look like, Dicks. Yep. And maybe people cancel or they don't book with us. What's the down the road situation here?

Am I going to lose more than $16,000 over the course of the business, probably? Yeah. And again, it's a venue. It is. It just means that now that there's nobody going to be in this room. Yeah. It's not that big a deal. It's not that big of a deal.

Pousy Meadows. You're not making a bunch of money that day. No. Especially when the deposit was $16,000. Right? How much was, do you charge it for weddings? Right? Probably, was it double or triple probably that?

Weddings are insane, man. And it's not like you had started the preparations now you would. We just set up all the table seven months early. We have killed 600 Cornish game hens for you. Josh, I already set the tables up. What do you want me to do? We did it six months in advance. That set the clocks to the day.

Right? Like, yeah, dude. We already got the Wagoobee. We heard the Waggoo's already on the smoker, Josh. Yeah, Possey, that was the deposit, dude. Weddings can get stupid expensive. Go to a courthouse. It's not worth it.

Let's see, where is it, Texas? Yeah, in San Marcos, Texas. How much is it to have a wedding at Posy Meadows in San Marco, Texas? All right, let's see what Cody A.I says. Let's see, I might be too much. The venue rental for a wedding at Posy Meadows in San Marcos, Texas, typically ranges from $4,500 to $10,500. Total costs average between $9,000 and $16,000.

It skipped over. That was just to rent the venue itself. All right. So maybe that was the venue rental and they haven't paid for anything else yet. Maybe it didn't incorporate the wedding aspect. Oh, dude, photographers, all that adds out. Or the deposit's it. Mm-hmm.

No. Pay for it. Yeah. Pay for it. Nick says, I was seeing a girl for a bit who does event planning for a local popular wedding venue. The stories I've heard are crazy. I'm sure. Just like the, not like, you know, bridezillas or groomzillas.

They can both be crazy. No, but as we remember, that clip we played from that old MTV show, I'll cut you like a fan. He's dead. He's dead now. May he rest in? Just eternal peace. Watching our people out there for years or listening, like having like poor Lisa have to answer the phones from every grumpy person. That has, you know, an issue.

And Nick is saying the cost. Yeah, the cost is insane, dude. Yeah. I don't even remember what ours was. It was so long ago. And my in-laws footed a lot of it. But that was, you know, 20 years ago. Is that still the thing?

Like, the bride's dad? You're lucky of taking this off your hands, but. My parents paid for the rehearsal dinner and all that day. And then her parents paid for a bunch of stuff. But we were just, we went to the double tree. It wasn't anything. We weren't, like, renting out. you know, a golf course.

Yeah. We were in like room B at the double tree, all right? It wasn't posy me. Wasn't posy meadows. I mean, but nothing is. My aunt gave me $26 because she thought it was my birthday. That's my, I forgot.

Yeah, that's my favorite thing. So that's kind of the level of wedding we were doing. Did she at least say happy birthday? No, she didn't say anything. I think she was too far gone at that point. Hey, at least you got a car. This has got 26 bucks, bro. Right?

Pretty sick, dude. That's pretty good. That's what you like? That's what you like? Yeah. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey.

Donkey and chat. Hey, boys, boys, there's no sound. Donkey, there's sound. Are you muted? Are you yelling at us? You don't know. Can anybody tell Donkey that he's being an idiot in chat for a second? No.

No, let him go. Christ! No, let him go. Leave him. He's missing this. We're your number one Ellie Goulding station. Now that's a mix. So the only reason I know this.

Oh, you need to talk it up on mix? And I just like that little sound that's in it. It's not a bad song. I love Ellie Goulding, bro. Got a little overplayed. Got a little overplayed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh, Gumber Bear dancing.

This one, her dad's Schneider? No, no, that's L, the other L. No, she is not a Schneider-adjacent child at all. No? No. She really should collab with the California raisins. Oh, why doesn't she? I like her other song.

I like her other. This was in 50 shades of gray. Is this one that I yelled for a second real quick? Yeah, you just yelled a second ago. Good morning, everybody. Donkey, can you hear us now, you dumb bitch? You guys seem to call your audience dumb bitches a lot. Well, they're dumb bitches.

Is that good for ratings? Well, Donkey's a dumb bitch, so it's fine. There we go, let me hit this. I never muted you, donkey. Not once. Nope. That once. You're just stupid.

Is Ellie Goulding, by the way? She's someone's kid. David Spade? I think most performers are David Spade's children. Yeah. Yeah. Because, like, because not when it needs her. Her parents are Arthur Goulding and Tracy Goulding.

Yeah, there you go. She's great. Tracy Goulding. Oh, her dad. Ellie King, thank you. Yeah, you're thinking about King. Her dad looks like the most British guy ever. Doesn't look a touch British.

He's got a bow tie, he's bald, but he's got the big patchy hair on the side. He was in English something. I don't know. Are you mad for him? He's mad for it, bro. He's mad for it. He's mad for it. Well, good morning, everybody.

Happy Friday. We did it. It's an Allie Goulding Friday. I think I might only know the two. Unless there's one that I just heard that I didn't know was her this whole time. Her time. Other than this. I can give you the number three song and see if you remember it.

I mean, I would just have heard it's overhead and passing type deal. We just got a song with Muse. See if I can find that. That's probably nice. Ah, there's the part. That's the part I know. That's the part I know. Me too, I love it.

I like to make music videos in my head. I've always done it my whole life. And in this one, I envision myself falling slowly backwards into a field of flowers. Oh, okay. Super slow motion. I was going to ask if you were doing the Jesus jump spin in a circle while the rain's coming down on you. No, in this music video, I'm either doing that. Like, I'm falling backwards when she goes, what are you waiting for?

I'm falling into a field of flowers or I'm falling into a freshly made bed. But it's got like puffy sheets. And I go, yeah, yeah. slow motion. Does anybody else do that? I always make music videos where I'm the star in them. Anytime I hear a song. Does anybody else does that?

Is that just my tism? And how long exactly? And forever. 45 years. 45 years I have, I put myself in my mental music videos. Okay. Interesting.

And are they always positive or do you ever have any negative experiences? Well, some music videos that you create for yourself again, you say. In like when I was young in school. Do you have the power to not, but have you? I would fight. I would fight people sometimes in my brain in my brain videos.

Oh, who are these people? Either of them. Me, bullies. Bullies, maybe parents, perhaps. No. Figures with just a black face, you can't see anything. No, I like to walk into school. Like I've told you that before, I had my, my smashing pumpkin song.

That was my entrance music when I'd walk into school, and I'd put my headphones on, and I put on Smashing Pumpkins, X, Y, you. That's supposed to laugh as a therapist. As you're not supposed to laugh. Bro, it's the best entrance music. As a wrestling fan, who in the hell am I to be like, you had entrance music you do? Oh my God.

It was just in my hat. I bought albums with money that were all entrance music themes, so I can't say anything. Listen to this. You're telling me. me getting off the school bus. Oh! Oh!

Wait, I'm going to see. I was going to say. I know he's going to... If you scowled, were you wearing one of your suits? My leisure suit? Yeah. My leisure suit? Yeah.

He's got his hair. Brushed down in his face. I'm ready to take on the day. So, Mark? So. So. Oh, this? Anyways, I got a lot of problems.

Oh, this? Talk about this. Dude, that's your entrance music to school. It was so good. I like that. So good. Made you feel so hyped for the day? I've always said, y'all need more entrance music in your life.

Don't give it up. I mean, maybe you never had it. No, I was going to say I could start. I just don't have... Like, maybe right before you walk into your car. In your car, you just... Just press a thing. You got your stuff.

Entrance music for the day. Your start of the day music. Okay. Okay. Like, pick a song. Muppets theme. Hmm, that wouldn't get me hype for the day. Oh, here. Damn it. Gola, Gola Island. Gala Island. Skidimarinky dinky dink.

I'm going on the... Banana phone might get you hype for the day. I'm going the wrong way on this. Mitch's entrance music is after this job. All right, good one. Yeah, good one. Is it the, uh, the, uh, Dawson's Creek theme. Oh, good, Andrews, good hype music. Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hmm. Hmm.

Yeah, Nick says the Dispos playlist is going to be fiery. It absolutely is. Oh, it's... It's... It's... What do you guys call it? 90s mom's cigarette? Oh, all of that stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. Just smoking in a minivan, playing all the... Everything. Anything goes. And then just once a day, like a suicide silence or a Chelsea Grimm song. Just one... Yeah, okay.

Scream it up, man. At noon every day. Ooh, every day I'm hustling's a good one. P.R.G's wife? Yep. New noise by the refused is the best intro music. Can I play it, Lottie? Oh, it's got swales. Oh, does it got swear words in it? No on him, it's got so many swales. Tax sign says, it's tricky by Bloodhound gang.

I'm telling you, your day will start better if you start it with your entrance music. Let's listen to Lottie's. Yeah, what's that one? He thinks it's okay. Immediate swear. And F this F. Right out the gate. Let me see if it's marked explicit. And yes. No, I think I'm good. Yeah, this is a good song.

Backpack. Yeah. Yeah, backpack. Oh, I'm hyped. School's playing. I love school. I love hanging out. See you, fourth period.

See it, Jim. Do you write me back in a note? All right, well, write me back in a note. Oh, you tricked me. It's one of your guys's songs with you. You're oompes. No, I think you built it up. Does it kick in?

Lottie? No. No. It's what are you guys just things. You and him like. This one came in a couple times for your start of the day entrance music. It'll go on a sec, he said. It's too late.

It's too late. I lost it. It's a good California rites. It's on a Friday. Get up. You get hype for the last day of work. All of our entrance music. Blind was my wrestler's theme.

So I mean... This is a great. This is great start of the day entrance music. I had to start it because this, the whole thing is too long for a wrestler's theme. Oh, it is? Because you can't come out for this part. So I had to start it to like 30 seconds. Oh.

It was after like the second. That timed out really well. Yeah. I mean, no band has written a better opening song for their set ever than this song. No. Nope. Because it says, are you ready? Yep.

And the stage is dark. I mean, go watch the Woodstock footage. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Yeah. When we use inside sparklers. My mom love you. See you, mom, love you.

Great one on the text line to start today. We're talking. What's our hype song? Get through. Just get going that one last day. What's this one? You like the cover of this. Who does the cover? I do.

Abandon Pools does a good cover of this. A couple people do, actually. Yeah, this is getting me hype. This is getting me hype. Everybody's mad. height. I like that. Right, Garrett, no, corn.

I'm actually not ready yet. Give me 10 minutes. Sorry, corn. I just got to go poop real quick. A little bit. So weird, too. Bjork? Mops off from time to time.

She pops up. Bjork. This is Malloy's. Oh. And CM Pump. Oh, CM Pump. Yeah, most kill switches. They're pretty cool.

That could get me hype. Absolutely. That's a good one. You all like this electric cowboy band. What is the deal with that? Who's that? I don't know, but who's this? Who goes there?

Who goes there? Electric cowboy? Every house party. Show yourself. Oh, no, you played it. It's marked explicit. I don't know if I can play it. No, you played it at a house party.

Every damn house party. People request an electric call boy. It's your favorite man. I don't know. I don't know. Can I play that, Dave? Ra? Dave.

Oh, Ra? Yeah, that's a good one. Hold on. That's at the start of, uh... Uh... Crap. Ghost ship. Right?

Is that, is that the song? The movie Ghost Ship? Or is that... No, it's the mudvane song I'm thinking of. Sorry. Yeah, there's some where you're requesting I can't play because I don't have the clean versions right now. Like Slip Knot, I'd love to play a couple of these Slip-Naw games.

Yeah, a song's ready. These guys were here for something a long time ago. Pieracathon? Does this hit? Yeah, in a little while. I don't know when. Oh, maybe instantly. Yeah, they did a Kirakhanon right after this, I think.

Who rod did? Yeah. Cool. That's sick. These guys still pop up, too. That's a sick, riff. I like that. I'm hype now.

I'm hype. We're playing our hype music on a Friday morning. Hipe. And I'm hyped. And... And I'm hyped now. Pipe. All right.

Here's your electric call boy. No, I'm not hyped. It's fine. It just ain't my vibes. I don't even think I like it, but I'm like. It's heavy. But I'm hyped. It's like a...

People love that song, man. Upon a burning body, kind of. People love that song. Okay. Okay. So many songs. I thought it was something completely different. Hold on.

I got one. I like this. used to like this one in high school, too. Let's go. I'm not hype now. All of a sudden, I'm not hype. Hype meter, decline. Wow.

This used to get me high. I just like the way it sounds like it swirls in your head, folks. I think this is Chuckie Love's favorite Metallica song. Oh, it is? Yeah. Yep. 100%. Oh, that's a hype riff.

That's just a hype. Rest and peace time. Yeah, you guys got a lot of good ones. Anyways, what are your, what's your, what are your, what your hype songs? And I'm hyped. I'm hyped. Let's get to a very important poll. The question is this, Cody.

Would you let a hungry vampire suck your blood? Yo. Not a goth chick. Oh. I want to say, I mean, depends. I mean. Am I a fuddy-duddy? No. I mean, yeah. Does it make me a vampire? No, it says nothing will happen. You will not die and you will not turn into a vampire.

They're just going to suck your blood to stay alive. Is it my friend or something? I guess it would need to be a friend or family man. Otherwise. It's just like a homeless vampire walks up to me. It's like, oh, dude, let me just get a hit in the micro place. It's like the guy that was when I was ripping a joint just sitting in my car. Yeah. If that's blood, you got to let me see.

Suck it. Hey, if that's blood. Did you tell that story on air or just me? Oh, I don't know. Tell them what happened. I was just, I was waiting to go to late lunch for Mama Max birthday, so I was ripping a heater. Mm-hmm. And right past the work door, a gentleman I was walking and from there started yelling, if that's weird, you've got to let me hit that.

If that's weird, you've got to let me hit that. And then as he got closer, I thought he was just kind of like yelling. into the wind because I couldn't really hear the radio was on but then it got, because he got closer, it was a crystal clear that he was indeed yelling if that is weed let me hit that. You've got to let me hit that and I was just like

and I was kind of like laugh. Like is that some kind of unspoken stoner rule I'm supposed to know about? I'm not going to let some homeless guy smoke my weed. Like if you're a cop, you got to tell me if that's weed, I got to hit that. Right? Got to hit that. It's the law.

No. Like, no, let me get that. If maybe be polite. Yeah. And there's a 1% chance. But probably not because I don't know you. And I think we must have talked about this in Twitch because now I'm remembering a lot of people comparing this to like feeding a seagull. Because I said, you of all people have so much weed.

You could always have like little stragglers and be like, no, here you go. But then you feed them once and the cat's coming back to your porch every night. Yep. He's going to sit right out there wait for you to pull in. Hey. I got to hate that. You got that weed again? Yeah, that's what you don't do.

What? Yeah, let's both of us put our mouse on this. Right? Yeah. I'm going to smoke it and then you're going to smoke it. Might as well just go under the bridge and kiss. That's the one thing that really, not, I mean, one of many things that kept me away from smoking weed. But I'm not about to pass a joint around this party.

Well, it depends. Okay. Depends. The parties and stuff. It's all. I don't know what you've got. Oh, that. Yes.

Theater kids. at a Sunius we go. You're all doing kissing anyway. Yeah, that's true. Nobody was kissing me. Just kissing. It's a little bit here and a little bit there. So back to the story.

Would you let us hungry vampire suck your blood? Yeah, no. Hey. I can't think of any situation unless it was like... Your neck got blood? Let me suck that. Oh. Unless Cody came in one morning.

He's like, hey man, I got turned into a vampire and keep myself alive. I got to suck your blood. Even then, would you... I don't know. Why don't we just go to like a blood bank or something? Right? Even then, I think you would be like, well, Hold on.

Hold on. There's got to be another option. Let's assess the situation. Can we go to like a butcher and get cows blood? Yeah, let's figure this out. I don't want you to die, bud, but I also don't want to take our relationship to a neck-sucking level. Right, we're fine.

We'll figure it out. If I'm not going to be a vampire. 58% of people said, yes, they would. Which kind of gives me hope for the country that 58% of people would save a vampire's life. But did they tell them what you told me right after? That changed my mind? What? Because I thought the immediate thing of,

Well, I mean. Not got gothic. Yeah, maybe they didn't. Maybe they also got it was gotchics. Was that crystal clear? Mm-hmm. Does I mean. Yeah, Katie says between sharing joints and the water cup cleaner for beer pong, it's a wonder we're still alive.

Yeah. Right. It's a wonder we're still alive. It's almost. It's those Flintstone vitamins fighting off all that disease. That's really what it is. Yeah, like if you came in and you're like, bro, I got to suck some blood to stay alive today. I'm like, let's go find a blood bank.

We got to know somebody at like the Red Cross. Or just like. Maybe, like, ask, like, a lady or because I don't know. I don't know. It's a little gay. Hey, man, if I got to be a little gay for you, I will. But I mean, but we got it. There's probably other options.

Yeah. Get you a blood bag, like a little pouch. And it's always the neck. Because that's where the artery is. Like, just give me, like, your arm or something. And you know what they never did? I can get some blood out of the rest of you? Because can't you get a real great hook on your femoral or artery, like on your inner thigh?

You know that? Like, your inner thigh has a huge artery that runs through it. I'd rather bite your neck, bud. They never did that in the movies where the vampire is just like sucking on a thigh. Sucking from your inner thigh. It doesn't play as well on camera when the vampire goes down on that guy. He's going for his crotch. He's going for the thigh.

Most people don't know the arteries down there. It's weird, though. It's the artery. The sucking noise, what we can't see his head is, it's off-putting. And does the guy need to moan so much? Oh! Puka, Bella, I'm sure you've noticed some changes. How are you talking to?

I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins. You know, because they'll... Be fine in the spacious third row seat. But the twins... Can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade. And what about the... Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds? I guess you're right.

Can we go to the hospital now? The contractions are getting closer. The three-row Lexus TX. Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. Quitch.tv.tv slash the show or the show. Fm. Pop and chat this morning. Lots of stuff being discussed. Be real cool if I got a breakfast pizza, Nick. I agree, man.

We pop... We poppin in chat. So we're talking chat. We're popping in chat. Jumping around. Every, like, every couple of days I get a new... Here's this trending Halloween costumes. Like, some are based on movies. Some are based on whatever. Okay. These are apparently, like, just searched Halloween costumes on Google.

So what? What we can expect to see. Okay. So like a, here's, maybe. Okay. Okay. Maybe they're this. Number one.

Number one. And I don't know if they were able to get this out in time because this movie was not a wide release. Buddy the unicorn from Buddy. We went and saw Buddy. Is that like a, that'd have to be like a spirit thing. Yeah. I mean, that movie just came out like a month ago. And that's a pretty big costume.

So I hope maybe it exists somewhere. That's what I mean. If anything... Or you can make one. Yeah, it'd be spirit or you'd have to start making it. Yeah. So Buddy the Unicorn will be number one. Okay.

Number two? Nido, the squishy toy. Remember those squishy toys everybody wanted? How are you one? I'd get a box. Okay. I'd paint it blue. Blue.

I'd put my arms in the head through the top and then I'd say, I'm a Nito. Boom. Or an ice cube. If people are... Oh, yeah, I can say this is I'm an ice cube. After people. after the 10th person goes. I'm just a nice cube.

Give me. Who's a Nito? Or I'm 30 minutes into the party. I'm like, I'm not wearing this stupid costume anymore. Yep. I'm blue man. Oh, blue guy. Look at the gloves.

Oh, blue guy. Jesus Christ, I'm done. My box is over there. Look, look, there it is. Number three is Freaky Nikki from Obsession. And I have a whole different perspective on this movie now ever since. Well, your mother was one of the people that made me feel bad about the movie. But isn't it just a lady in close?

The most attractive young woman with dark black hair. So I would bet for the costume you do the frown. But that's not, see, that's not a costume, though. You would need to probably say, are you dressed up? Yeah, I'm freaky Nikki from, I didn't see that movie. Not everything can be a costume. Because here's why that movie sucks. And I didn't realize it in the moment.

If you don't know, if you don't know obsession. Because it took its mask off and it was Disclosure Day. You know what? I wonder, because you haven't seen an obsession yet. No. I wonder if you'd hate that more than Disclosure Day. Those usually aren't my style, so I tend to not lock those. I like a good thriller, and I liked it in the moment, but then in like retrospect, I really

hated it because it's just a dorky guy, which I could relate to the dorky guy who was in love with the pretty girl at school or like at college, I think they were in college. And he was in love with her, obviously, had a big crush on her. Her name, they call her Freaky Nikki because it's like, one of those school names like, oh, she's ringing Nikki, and she hated it. Oh.

So she got mad about it. Regardless, he gets one of these little willow branch. I wish he was that one, right? Okay. Gotcha. And he says it like in a way where he's like, I wish Nikki loved me more than anything.

Was obsessed with me. Yeah, right. And then he snaps it. And this poor girl. And now she. Her life is ruined. Is obsessed. She's obsessed.

He ruins her life. People die, and then at the end of it, she's just left with all the, like, she didn't do anything to deserve anything in that movie. No, yeah, I didn't. For just watching the little trailers, it was like, oh, this kind of looks. Yeah, I'm mad about it. Weird. Anyways, it was a dumb movie now that I'm mad, now that I see it, I'll watch it again.

But you could wear her. You could be her cardigan. And then, like you said, frown. There's a couple of characters from the Odyssey, which I would like you to go see or see when it comes out. I think you don't. Yeah, when it's on the, when it's on the streamers there. Put it on full volume and just focus on it. I don't know this.

Lily Love Braids from the horror video game Poppy Playtime. That's so many of the words. That must be for the Gen Z. What is it? Is that something for the youth? Lily. Lily Love Braids from Poppy Playtime. Oh, okay.

That, see? Is that a good costume? Yeah, there's something to that, although, I mean, you'd have to get a, just a big wig. Yeah, but at least that's a costume. The other thing is just a... It's a person in a movie. Freaky Nicky. Yeah, no. No? No.

Oliver Tree, rest in peace, Oliver Tree. He was that singer with the fun hair who died in the helicopter crash and it was very sad. Oh, okay. See, that's... That's a costume. You could wear whatever wig or hair that is and that jacket thing. And then we get really above my skis for a few of these. I don't know who Verity from Minecraft is. My one kid was Steve from Minecraft like a decade ago

And Minecraft has got to still be popular Still very popular Even like high school kids play it Because I think they grew up playing it It's like nostalgic for them Yeah I think it's their roller coaster tycoon for me And they all get in there

And they chat together And then you know You gotta bob and weave around the pedophiles Who are definitely in there trying to find kids Hey Hey, uh fellow hey what's up Quick question Voxers are briefs

Anybody want some Robux? Hey Send me a picture of your tidy whitties Carl Carl from dungeon crawler Carl that I also don't know Dungeon Crawler I also don't know

Nope I don't know who that is What about number nine If you're just tuning in These are the most Googled Halloween costumes so far this year See these are poor parents Having to Google these things So they're like

Who the F is dungeon crawler Carl Pat Lucas says those books are amazing He loves it Okay Paul you can be dungeon crawler Okay, Carl. Not at least we'll know who you are. Number nine. Disco Scooby-Doo.

What is that about? Did Scooby-Doo do a... Did I miss a new Scooby-Doo movie? Well, they release them all the time for... What's disco Scooby-Doo? And why is it number nine? Let's go Scooby-Doo. What is it?

Tell me. Describe it to the audience. It's him standing up. Uh-huh. And he's got a big afro on in like a leisure suit. But I didn't expect to see him just standing next to what's nuts. Why is it? Why is it? From that movie.

In the second one, he dresses up. I guess. But that's not a current reference, Jeff. So why is it of a costume now? This is one of those things that the teams get a hold of now. No, we're going to be, like this is going to be the thing that your kid tells you October 30th. An old. A giant wig and a leisure suit where I'm going to be disco Scooby-Doo.

No, I think I'm getting out of it because he wants to just wear my skeleton onesie I wear. Oh, okay. All right. And since Halloween is on a... Saturday. Saturday. Yeah. I told them, well, I'm going to want to wear my onesie for the show Friday.

And then I'll probably do a Halloween house party that night. So if you just let me wash it on Saturday, you can wear it. So that'll be easy. Hazel Hook from Descendants, Wicked Wonderland? No. Yeah. Right? I don't know.

I don't know. For somebody whose job is to know pop culture, I clearly don't know a lot of pop culture. It's like obscure. Yeah. Like we would know. This is the problem though is there's so much media and entertainment now. Yeah. I don't know anything.

Just, well, just like say K-pop demon thing. That'll be like, oh yeah, I know that. But how many shows come up on our lists? We were like, what is that show? Where is it? Yeah. So these things exist all over every streaming network and you may never see it. No.

Captain Clark from backrooms And I don't want to say anything more about it Because it will ruin a surprise for backrooms Okay So I'm not going to even say who that is or what that means So you can still enjoy backrooms Because it's very creepy Okay

Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers I mean yeah That's a good one Big old hoodies for Dolly Parton and everyone That's kind of an easy one Bowser Jr. from Super Mario Galaxy movie Okay Princess Rosalina from the same movie

Michael Jackson from Thriller Okay That's just kind of a That's an angelus Tried and True Or whatever Cyclops from X-Men That would seem tough

And then Skeletor From Master's Science is working hard Figure out one problem And I guess I didn't think about this Until I read this article Okay Scientists have just

They think they've figured out Why we can't tickle our stuff You can't tickle yourself. People have really ticklish feet and they go to do it. I bet it's like, no, can't do it. You cannot tickle yourself. Try. You can't do it.

Nope. I'm not ticklish. Nobody can tickle themselves. I'm not ticklish though. You're not at all? No. I mean, I'm not really ticklish either. Anything is just more annoying and it's like, oh, okay, stop now, please.

I don't like human touch. So, uh, whatever part of the. But tism spectrum that puts me on. Well, they say yes, Kelly is right in chat. Your brain predicts its own touch, which is kind of, yeah, no doubt. Sees it coming. Sees it coming. You ain't going to surprise me.

Yeah. When a person moves on purpose, the brain uses a copy of the movement to forecast where and when the touch will land. So I can't surprise myself by tickling my feet. No, ready, ready? I'm going to tick on my, oh, I'm going to tick on my side instead. Oh, no, nope, nope, didn't work. Let me see if I can distract myself. Okay.

So anyways, I'm watching. and this. See, I can't. Snap above my. I can't, I can't trick myself into, nope. Early brain scans find that, uh,

the main touching process called the somatocensory cortex was more active when someone else did the tickling. Yeah, this is getting all above my, my knowledge of how things work. That's already losing its meaning. I've already one.

Tickling. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle.

Tickle. Tickle. Can practicing make self-tickleckle. tickling work. Lord knows we all practice self-tickling. Am I right? Am I right? Good self-tickle. After practicing, what? You can tickle your fancy?

Fuzz? What you'll have it up? Pudgy's wife. My only tickle spot is my nipples. Sorry, just glanced down real quick. Congratulations, Pudgy, wife. No, I'll just picture in... Congratulations, Pudges. What do you're just picturing this? Just... They did a whole thing where, like, can you predict you're going to tickle yourself?

30 people tested tickle. Each person moved. They said if you use like a robot arm. Then I could tickle myself. Yeah, like if I put the robot arm here, but then like I was operating the robot? I don't know. Yeah.

Look at the text line says I absolutely can tickle my own feed. That's what I was thinking. Well, think about it. Like we're like a feather. Well, think about the people that if you know that you cannot even attempt to tickle them. You know what I'm saying? Like,

Joe, oh my God, I pee my pants. You know what I mean? Because tickling is creepy. Well, yes, no, it is a very, but like those people where you, no, do not tickle me. You know, they freak the F out. Yeah. I bet that person can tickle their own feet. They're just that sensitive.

Yeah. But no, it is very creepy. Maybe like if you took a feather and tickled your foot, I could do it. You ever see anybody tickling someone else? I hate it. I hate it so much. And it's what Kelly is saying. I've always hated the idea of tickling.

It's the first time when you're a kid saying, saying no stop and the adult just keeps tickling you. Yeah. And you're like, well, this is not fun. And the adult's not listening to my requests. Well, and then you've got to go into the basement. It's real weird. And they play the fun game of trading underpants.

Yeah. That's crazy. And I need to fit into the same underpants. It's wild. Wild. Fun times. Play time. Playtime.

Therapist, why do you come on in here and talk? She's here? Oh, you come on here. I didn't read enough about this. It just kind of popped up on my feed this morning. Did you see this Tesla flying car thing? No. I don't know where this was.

I mean, hold on, I'll bring it up on my screen. I want to get into a flying car. I still haven't been in one of the ones that drive themselves yet. Well, it's like the rocket roadster. Well, maybe this story will tell us more about it. Hold on. That's what I call getting a little bit while you're driving. Tonight, Tesla unveiling a car that would be unlike anything else on the road or in the air.

Look at this. This is real footage. For those of you just listening, it's, and I'm screwing on Musk, but the car is sick, and whatever scientists worked on this. It's got compressed air that, like, shoots it up. No, I see it. I don't want to get too deep into it for you, you know, you guys in your brains. How is it that these guys have all of this money, all of it, all of the money?

He does have all of it. And they still can't hire somebody. design a goddamn car that doesn't look like the stupidest vehicle that ever existed. This one, you don't like what it looks like? They all like between that and the cyber truck and regular castles. The carpentry, yeah. This one looks kind of like a Corvette almost. But sharper.

They might make sure that they got the sharp plastic edges. Yeah, if you want to jump in there, Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. dot fm. Elon Musk demonstrating the new Tesla Roadster at a SpaceX rocket test site in Texas. He says it flies on compressed air, the same technology that steers

rockets. And it's got rocket-like speed, too. Tesla showing off the car's ability to go from zero to 60 in just one second. That's so too fast. Tesla claims fans in the bottom of the car can suck it to the pavement,

allowing it to drive upside down. So right now, it's upside down on like a half pipe. And it's sucking itself. I'm like, you're mothers, sucking itself to the pavement. And then it shoots itself off. And lands nice to say that. Yeah. There are three versions.

The road car seats two and costs $50,000 to reserve. The thrust version adds the rear thrusters and costs $250,000 to reserve. Always get them. It flies, seats just one person and is not allowed on public roads. No, they got. That one will be available to customers by invite only. Musk did not say what the final prices will be. There is skepticism surrounding the announcement.

Tesla back in 2017 announced it was building a roadster and took $50,000 deposits. But the car was never delivered. Boom! This time, Musk promises production was starting 2028. Actually. Actually. For real. Well, I'll be a share.

Musk says the next stunt may be to jump the Snake River Canyon. The jump. Okay, over. Failed in 1974. All right. I mean, listen, I think Elon sucks, but I think there's a lot of cool scientists at work at Tesla that come up with this stuff. Yeah, don't forget. It's his money. He's not going, I've got a brilliant idea.

He likes to pretend he's an engineer. He just pays for the smart people to do the smart things. But if we're jumping a car over Snake River Canyon, I'm in. If we're jumping anything over Snake River Canyon, I'm in. Yeah, let it go. Whip anything off a ramp over a thing. Yeah, I'd watch that. Odd Fox.

What about? Are we talking to like Evil Caneval the third now at this point? Can he jump something? Is that the one that failed? No. He said that it failed in 1974. I think. So who tried to jump it?

Oh, now you're getting me. No, I think we tried jumping a car over Snake River Canyon. But I don't think that was Evil Caneval, was it? Pah, bra, bra, blah, bra, now I got to hook it up. Is it one of that? Like, they tried to whip the General Lee? Who did the Snake River Canyon, other than the Simpsons? Snake River.

That's all I can think of. I can think of anything. other than Homer. Jump. And one of the funniest things ever when he falls back down. Yeah, it was evil and evil. All right, never mind.

And he failed? Yeah. Did he die then? He tried to launch himself across Snake River Canyon. I got a two minute video if you want to watch it. Hold on a second. The one where he fails are almost just as good as one. He almost always failed.

He almost always fails. And it's just his naked blue body. River. Busting out of coffins and hitting pavement. All right, hold on. Evil Knievel's Snake River Canyon jump. Here it is in two minutes. He didn't do this.

Remember this? Evil Knievel is about to make the jump over Snake River, Idaho. Remember? What? What is so funny? The stupidity. It's so dumb, but it's cool. And it was like, man.

Yeah, my motorcycle goes over that. Absolutely 100%. Maybe it's just the Oswega County. It's the Oswega County. It's the Oswega County trash in me. But if you're going to jump something. Something over something. I love it. I'm so locked in. You know what?

Yeah. Now we're watching this and I can't wait to see it. And now I'm kind of kind of feel like a hypocrite being like, we can't be showing live executions on TV. We're watching these. We used to watch these all the time. We used to watch Evil Caneval try to jump things all the time. What he doesn't make it? The pinnacle of his ability is to growled himself.

That's a pretty badass. It's also the most dangerous jump he's ever attempted. His family was there. That was kind of a sad moment. His wife and kids came. Yeah, that's horrifying. And they're scared and they're worried about him, you know, and genuinely so. And I felt that worry for them.

I really did, you know, because I really liked family very much. I never tried to jump over anything. He had to be really tough. He's saying goodbye to them. How many times did he say goodbye to them going out to risk my life again? If Knievel had any ideas about pulling out of the jump, the reality was that he had very little choice. And he was a real scumback, too.

was a documentary I watched about him. Oh, really? I mean, yeah, he's evil-Kniebel. Yeah. I believe he was sleeping around on his wife a lot. I don't know. He's just, and it was the 70s. It was a different time, Cody.

Yeah. I always worried that he was not going to do it. Because I had to have the jump. We had everything at stake. Was that Don Quineleville? There was a cowboy with a cowboy hat on and a badge on and holding a shotgun. All those guys, there were seven of them. They were mine.

They were for me. This guy's job was to make sure he'd never got out of that sky's cycle. Thousands have gathered on the canyon's edge. What were you going to shoot him with a shotgun? Yeah, what did he say? He had a bunch of cowboys with... If he changes his mind, they're going to kill him?

There's a job. Make sure he didn't get out of that sky car. Or else... You blast it. So I die in the canyon or you shoot me. Either try to try to do this or I'm going to have to blast your head off. No pressure at all. Close circuit TV into cinemas across the country.

Look up in this. That's your stupidest. love this stupid stuff. The countdown begins. It's windy. They didn't even give him a ramp. They were just like, yeah. Have it.

If you're just listening, they shot his car off of the ramp. It's basically a rocket. It's barely a car. But why wouldn't you not have built it so it could get some like momentum? It's just like...

I'm sure they thought this through. What are you talking about? No, if you just stand from a stupid, And still, you can kick a ball just as hard as if you get a little momentum and run up. They went more rocket launch than actual car. And right, cousin Jay, Super Dave wouldn't sleep around on his wife. Absolutely. Damn right.

Use the launch ramp. The emergency parachutes have prematurely opened, sending it spiraling to the canyon floor. It does hurt, actually. It kills. It does, Craig. You don't know. Everybody was straining to see through binoculars any which way. What was going to happen?

I thought it was all over. I didn't think we'd ever see him again. And it disappears below the rim of the canyon and nobody can see anything. I saw him under the rock and I went on Milwaukee talking and said he's alive, he's alive, go under the rock. Says the guy who was going to kill him if he got out of the car.

It's got a shoot out by here. If you're just tuning in, this is, I don't know how we got on Sting River Canyon. Because of the Tesla thing. Yeah, they were going to jump it. They're going to jump to Lake River Canyon. That's the next stunt. This is Evil Caneval's failed.

Snake River Canyon jump. The sky cycle Atlanta just feet from the edge of Snake River. Kenevil had survived, but almost immediately, there were serious doubts about what really happened. That's him? He's fine? He's gonna be. After all, the hype and promotion,

there was a suspicion that Knievel had pulled the emergency shoot on purpose. Yeah. Do you hear this? The whole event was one big PR stunt. That's the controversy. You ever hear that? But why? It looked like he was probably going to make it.

No, they realized it wasn't going to work. So the controversy is that, all right. We'll put you on the ramp, we'll shoot you off, and then just pull the shoot and we'll pretend like something broke. Oh. Regardless of the tough guy being like, don't get out of this. Yeah, so then maybe they just didn't fill him in. Yeah.

So deal. Let's put Elon in one of his cars and Jump Snake River Canyon. I'll get in for that. Money where your mouth is, bud. Ooh. What? I said that a lot. What do you say?

Sorry, I was looking at this football schedule. And I was like, what's Florida State got this week? Oh, no, right. It's the Miami week. Usually I'm very excited for Miami week because that's my least favorite sports game. Well, what was the game you were just talking about? Ohio's number five, or number four, Ohio State, number five, Indiana. Hundreds of dollars you want to go to that one.

Where is that in Indiana? In Indiana. In? There's Jebus right there, checking. Indiana. Mm-hmm. But yeah, usually I'm real pumped for Florida State, Miami, but Miami is good. And Florida State is not so good.

So this might be the first year. I just kind of skip that. And I'll be up in the dome. So, yeah, and you want to run through some sports stuff first? I'm not going to get into all the stuff. College football, but we can talk NFL. Yeah, there was no college football. I mean, you've got Louisville here tomorrow night.

You don't want to talk to University of Alabama, Birmingham? No, no, I do not. Yeah, Brewer, Brewer's advanced to the World Series. He's got raised tonight, right? Raising Guardians, but then, yeah. All right, let's run through Sunday's football then. All right. Oh, yeah.

Another 930 game, Texans Jags. Where are they? There are, is it's because it's the London series. Oh, they're doing a couple weeks in London. So I'm not sure where they are this week, but they're over there somewhere. Let me see, I can tell you, they're in Wembley. It says right there.

That's cool. That's pretty sick. Do they fill Wembley for football games over there? Yeah, it's a pretty big deal. Wherever they go, they seem to pack these stadiums. It's a big deal. And I just saw that, due to renovations, The Jags aren't going to have their home stadium.

They're just going to play like an hour north or whatever, but starting like next year, 27 of 29 road games for them. Who? The Jags. They'll still have games just at camping world, like an hour north, but their stadiums getting renovations.

Oh, that's, okay, that makes sense. So they're putting them away. So let's see. Yeah, I didn't even look at this week's schedule yet. Jets at Patriots. No, not a good one. No, Jets are so bad. Panthers at Eagles, Goalbirds.

That'll be a good game now. I just saw. this morning, James. Is Jalen Hurts out? Out with a blood clot in his calf. That's my fear. I don't know. How do you even know that that's a thing?

That's terrifying. Does your calf just start to hurt? I think because there they have, all right, just pop in the MRI. Welcome to my hypochondriac mind. Every feeling I feel in my legs and arms are blood clots. And that can just be a blood clot? I guess. Who are who's a QB then?

I, Eagles fans, you have to tell me. Yeah, buddy, who's your quarterback? Your loser backup is. Because I know sometimes it was, for a minute, it was calm a chord, at least third string, but he's not there. And then it was Carson wants for a minute, but he's no longer there. And I don't even know. There's no idea. Steelers at Bucks?

I mean, now that the Bucks are apparently the best team, but no, like I told you, Aaron Rogers is going to be mad or not mad? But now, like I, like I said, watch, they will murder the Bucks. And he's going to be mad? He's going to get real Guumpy, but it is good way, Guumpy because he's, I'm going to throw some we touchdown son of Rogers. Ravens at Browns? A rivalry game, and I think Mar Jackson might be back.

Yeah. I think so. Mm-hmm. But it's in Cleveland. Tanner is their quarterback on the Eagles, by the way. Do you know Tanner? Mitch. DJ Tanner?

DJ? Yeah, I don't know. Bears at Falcons. Bears are good, right? Yeah, that is the, oh, I thought it was a Sunday night game. The Cowboys are. That'll be good because I think Caleb Williams comes back. And apparently, the Falcons, as long as they can keep panics in there,

they seem to be a more, at least, fun team to watch when he stays in, but he gets hurt so much. Saints at Giants. Oh, poor Giants fans. Poor Giants. I mean, they're still written the thick of things, though, but I think J.J. McCarthy probably starts playing for him sooner than later, right? Or is it Jameson Winston?

I don't know. Titans at Colts? No, thanks. No? Nah. I don't want to the winless Titans versus Daniel. I'm all set. Cardinals at Rams.

Man. All right. Maybe this is like last week because these games ain't kind of turds. Tickling my fancy. Chargers at Chiefs. Chiefs back after a by week. And charters are terrible. And Chiefs are good.

How about Bill's at Raiders? In Vegas. I'm a Bill's fans. The Raiders have been better. They just got absolutely destroyed by the Patriots. So for Bill's fan's sakes, they don't want this to game to be any good either. I don't think it is. I think the bills kill them.

We'll play here in about 30 minutes. Speaking of getting killed. Cowboys Packers, Cowboys get killed. I just, I don't know what it is. I have no confidence in that defense. Like,

if you have an option to get Golden or Christian Watson or even Jordan loved to slap them on fantasy, why would you not at this point? They're just so on a historically bad pace. Yeah. That I could see the, you know, the 45, 34, high scoring game.

but I could also see the Cowboys just sucking again and, you know, throwing up, here's 10 points. And then how did you feel about last night, Broncos over the Seahawks? That might have been in the game of the week. I caught like the first quarter of it. I watched it on Twitch for a little bit. That was a nice defensive battle that went into overtime. Yeah. Another overtime.

Tanner McKee is throwing the ball for the Eagles. Cool. Go Tanner. Go get them. Come on, Tanner. Come on, get one. Cody, I know that you don't want to fly over the ocean. but we're needed in England right now.

All right. They need us. Let's go. England is experiencing a national hunk shortage. Oh, well. Top hunks. As the Mr. England beauty pageant had to be postponed because only seven hunks entered. Not enough hunks?

Not enough hunks. Yeah, we'll get them some hunks. We were supposed to crown a new winter this weekend, but only seven men entered. They eventually scrapped together ten men, but then two of them dropped out. You don't think we'll write pretty, do you? You don't think we'll write a good looking a bit, eh? The few that did join were not very impressive, and the judges decided not to agree on a winner.

That sucks. That's sad. You imagine you do that in the mirror. I like your booty pageant. Don't you want to judge me? And we have decided... I'm taking off my trousers. No, no, sir.

Thank you. I'm starting hearing... I've oiled my water in a very sexual way. It's going to be... Go ahead, judges. Do your ass. Oh, God. It's going to be a tie, but not in that way.

Not in a good way. It's a tie, but it's a bad way. Bad tie, guys. So does that mean we all win the cash right? No, opposite. You owe us money. Do I have to give you? You give me a couple pounds now.

That's terrible. I don't give you 16 quid. and I'll be on my wife. It's a tie, but it's a bad tie, but it's a bad tie. Organizers deliberated and decided to postpone the whole thing because contestants just weren't up to par. The manly, hold on, it sounds like the current contestants will be given the opportunity to compete next month.

Oh, good. They mainly wanted to start over to give everyone a fair shot. Yeah, that was a problem. I'll be back next month then, you say, brother. Oh, sorry, canceled. It's canceled. But I like that they were like, no, um. Why do we just, yeah, restart.

This, you know what? This wasn't fair. That's great news. Gives me more time to work on me muscles. No, oh, God. Oh, um. I'll be back there. No.

This wasn't, it wasn't fair to us. And when do the judges, when do the judges smell us for the aroma category? Oh, God. Oh, you want to. They want us to smell them. Oh, they want us to smell them. They got hooligan smell.

Mmm. They were at a soccer party. I do. I just picture a bunch of Mr. Bean stand. Dude, there's just a bunch of Mr. Bean stuff. Do you like my oil body? And the sexual language on. I give all.

Does the winner want to go for a spot of fishing chips? Appetate. Have you ever changed your soaps? Good morning. This is K Rock. Like the brand of soap that you use, because we're watching Irish stuff on NBC News right now. And you said Irish Spring, and I'm realizing that I've only ever used Irish Spring Soap for literally 40 years probably.

I'll bounce around to, like, this little sample body. You'll try different things? Just if I, hotel ones or whatever reason. But usually it's chocolate X. I go from the body wash and get out and hit myself with the spray. I'm just, I double up. I have to say, I bought a bar, or my mother must have bought a bar of Irish Spring in the 1900s, and I've never changed. No.

I still use it to this day, and now my youngest uses it. So I'm like, well, am I, now is he going to be a lifer? See, I, I have no, I would use anything. I honestly like ones that smell like, like, like, like, fun stuff. Yeah. Like, if you got one that smells like a delicious tiramisu. Okay. Or like a watermelon or something.

Right? Or like, because at the rent house, they had one of the crumbull. Like a crumble cookie? Yeah. And I was like, absolutely. They're closing a bunch of locations. I'm not surprised. It didn't make sense.

It's once there's just so many really good cookie options. They're not paying $10 for an oversized cookie. No. It's not doing it. It's an all right. It's a mid cookie. And some of them are okay. Yeah.

But, yeah, run the risk of getting a dry one. It's like, how did I just do here? Like, when you get a box of cookies at crumble, you're like, nah, nah, yeah. So a new documentary is coming out on Amazon, Cody, that I didn't really need because I thought we all knew this. It's a documentary said to have proof that the infamous Bigfoot footage from the 1960s was a fraud. I thought we all knew that. I did see the mini clip. I have a little teaser clip here.

The thing I saw was it shows, and this is all you're supposed to believe him, it shows the, guy doing the walk. But I feel like maybe I'm... Maybe I haven't been a fever dream, but like I feel like I've seen that before. Or just because, again, they ain't real. Now, you... So this guy didn't capture the only real footage of a big foot. Shut up right now.

There ain't no big monkeys walking around. But I thought the guy who was in the costume, because it was a costume, admitted to a year's ago. I don't know. Anyways, here's the teaser. This is going to change everything. My dad, he was hunting for Bigfoot. We have an expedition forming right now.

It's a wild story. This image has become as legendary as the footage of the first moon landing. And it's the image that you're all envisioning right now. Yeah. Like, you're far away and off in the woods is a big foot walking away from me. And he turns a little. Stop. This is a story about money and greed.

Was this all abroad? I just want the truth known that it was a fate. Everyone close to us felt. It's damaged their lives. lives. My mom disowning. What would it take for you to accept the truth? It would have to be something major.

I mean, it sounds like a bummer, like his family disowned him and stuff. Because it was a lie? Or because he kept going with the lie? I just feel like we already knew that that was fake footage. Yeah, no, I don't think, did anybody think, like, that's

no, we have, that's him. It's like this Zepruder film of Bigfoot footage, though. Like it's the footage everyone leans on. It was the first. The one that anybody had. So I'm like, yep, that's it. Has anyone checked on Snake and his big foot that he caught up in the Adirondacks over? I did see that at the fair?

At the fair. You saw him? No hit, like hit his thing. Coincidentally, nobody anywhere near his fake assquatch. Here's your schedule of events, friends. Ryan Phelps Auto Sales presents our gaming stream. It is the Dallas Cowboy Friday. It is. We are going to get right into that.

We are not going to stop and do anything else. Before we get into our gaming stream, we have... God damn it! He forgets everything except the one thing I want him to forget. I took cups out, so I wouldn't. All right. I took him out so I wouldn't. All right, then before we get into your gaming, it's a buzzball Friday.

Cody buys these stupid buzz balls, and he found one of the Pop-Tart ones that I think are discontinued now, right? Pop-Tart Fridays. Because I would imagine there's the grossest alcoholic beverage ever. Pop-Tart. Possible Fri. Pop-Tart. So we'll do a Pop-Tart.

Spill-in'all Friday and do some Dallas Cowboys. Oh, that doesn't look like anything. Oh, dude, this looks disgusting. That didn't look like anything at all. This looks... It looks like cow semen. I'm just going to be honest with you. Bullsemen.

It looks like Bill Seaman. Yeah, you go first, Big Dog. You go first. You made this happen, you do it. Oh, no. Oh, no, he's making a face. I'll let you try before I say what I was going to say. He's aren't for sale anymore.

You'd be lucky to find one, I think. They were discontinued. They might still be at whatever liquor store you can get them unless they're sold out. You're right, Jojo. I just got to tell myself, grape coolie, grape cool, colic. No. Hold on, hold on. All right.

Watch. I'm shocked. It smells really good. I'm shocked. It's just like a tuck of milk. All right. I don't really want it. I don't want any more of it.

Yeah. But I will give them. credit where credit is due. Whoever's doing... It's making a face. That one was a little more alcohol-y. I'll give credit where credits do. Whoever's doing their flavors at Buzzball, nailed it with this.

It tastes like smores. It's tastes like a smores pop-tart. If I was, don't ask how I know what cow semen looks like. If I had to guess, it's a little thicker than this. You've got a couple sexy cows that I won't stop calling him. I don't need to drink this. I can't imagine ever seeking this out as like a Friday night. Dude, let's get drunk and drink some Pop-Tarts.

It's still wild to me. how much people love buzz balls. People love them and they nailed the taste. I'll give them credit for that. And I did see the big one, the buzzball that was this big pumpkin size. Yeah. That was pumpkin. Yeah.

That's funny. I hate that I don't hate it almost. Right? No, it's weird that this, why did they have to stop? Because it was. Probably nobody's buying it. Oh, because this one of their, of their creamy. You've got their creamy line of buzzballs.

Because that Will Ferrell one. What one was that? It was last year it was like breakfast something, but it was, I don't know. It was not as good. This one was a little better. Garrett says they discontinued them because that was the only good flavor. What was the other ones? What were the, like was there a strawberry pot dart or something?

Oh, I don't. This was the only one that was there. I would have gotten one of each. Betty tried the giant perp grapele one and said it was nasty. The grape one, yeah. They're crazy. Yeah, dude. I think it's more of like we used to drink Aftershock with the candy,

Yeah, maybe it's for the youth. I don't know who that's for. For younger hip. But I also, like, you asked why they're discontinued. Think about it from a marketing standpoint. I walk up to a wall of buzzballs. Yeah. And there's a Pop-Tart flavor.

I don't know if I'm buying that. Yeah. No. I'd buy a grape or a flavor that I know I'm going to like. It would have to be because it's even for seasonals. What season is it for Pop-Tart? Oh. Pop-Tarts are all year long.

That's what I mean. So, if they're not won them. We will get into your gaming stream, Dallas Cowboy Friday. I'll be the Packers. Cody will be the Dallas Cowboys. Thank you, Ryan Phelps. Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. fm for all of our links.

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