The Show - I’M GONNA BUST
Episode Date: March 20, 2026No recaps on Friday shows, because we’ve got basketball games to watch!...
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
There's Friday a lesbian now.
is Friday's
Lesb...
Are you a Friday lesbian now?
Friday a lesbian now.
Oh, here we are.
We made it.
We do.
We just got to get through today or...
You do.
You freaking do.
Yeah, da.
We are...
Not up too late last night, you said watching games, right?
No, it wasn't too bad.
The last couple weren't so good.
Yeah.
So I did not have to worry.
We will get all into yesterday's games.
GMAX performance with
Sienna and Duke and
Was that yesterday?
I don't know how you guys do it.
I texted Cody.
I don't care about sports.
I never really have.
But every once in a while I'll get involved
because we've got a tie to GMac
and all like the news and stuff.
I watched the Sienna Duke game.
Yeah.
And I don't, I, you all exist at the same level of anxiety
I'm at.
Because it's not fun to be stressed for 40 minutes.
For that, like that, yes it is.
I was so stressed out, man.
Oh, it's the best.
And it was that for so many games.
It was awesome.
And you liked it.
I don't know if I did.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, you did.
Katie, help me pronounce that because it is that.
So I don't know how to pronounce that.
But give me a phonetic on that.
I'm just like tense.
I was tense the entire time.
I get very emotional about it.
about it.
Yes.
You know how I get?
I put all of my emotions into things and I'm like...
It was the best.
I was so proud of Jerry.
No, I'm not going to do that.
No, not that.
I don't...
Oh, my God, man.
It was...
Never mind.
We just split off running down different...
We were just jogging next to each other.
All right, we'll catch you later, John.
No, we jump.
All right, I'll see it at home.
No, I do get emotional over the halftime show,
but I wasn't getting very emotional about...
I was proud of him.
Yeah.
I was proud of the spotlight he had yesterday, so we'll talk about all of that.
But then game ends, and it's 5 o'clock, and I'm like, I don't know, what do I do with my body?
Like, I've rent my emotions up so high, and it's only 5.
Yep.
Next game up.
Let's go.
I don't know how you guys do that.
Because it just, it just like fried my synapses.
It's a fun roller coaster all day, but the lows aren't ever that low.
What do you mean the lows aren't low?
Like losing the game is a low feeling, right?
No, I don't care about it.
I didn't care about it.
I wouldn't, you know, my team is on tonight.
So, I mean, losing.
Yeah, that sucked.
But the low, like all day yesterday, you're like, wee!
But the lows aren't that low because, oh, all right, they lost that's okay,
because that was okay.
Yeah.
Like that.
I loved it.
It was awesome.
It was the bad.
It was fine.
I can see why you guys like all your damn basketball.
Balls and sports and all the things.
It's the best.
It was fun.
Sporting event.
Shout out in Nebraska.
I know she's a cornhusker out there in Nebraska.
They got their first ever NCAA turny win yesterday.
With basketball nerd stuff, their coach is Fred Hoyberg.
Uh-huh.
Who was one of those, like, generic white guy three-point assassins in the early 2000s.
Okay.
Oh, so funny.
We're seeing a Fred Hoyberg sighting on the sideline.
I think his kid was also on the team.
It was so weird.
feel so old. I know that
I believe city schools are closed today for
Eid Mubarakuk. I hope I'm
pronouncing that correctly. It's an Arabic
phrase meaning blessed holiday
or blessed feast. Oh, blessed feast to you
too. Prayers and gatherings. The day begins
with the congregational
Eid prayers, followed by families
and friends visiting each other. I wish I had
family and friends. You do.
So you have today off for the holiday.
Enjoyed a day off. And then your holidays, you go and see that.
Oh, I do? I have a home. Okay, good.
I was there. I ate cookies.
We will obviously get into so much coverage of the tournament today is
So is there like a stretch where there's no games?
So like today and tomorrow is every day there's games?
No, there's like a break.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Oh my God, he's so sad.
There's nothing.
You don't want it like, do you, Monday you'd have wrestling?
Yeah, I know.
You just don't want to take the days off.
I know.
I know, bud.
I'm sorry, I don't back a ball.
I'm sorry, bud.
to Megabal.
I'm sorry, but.
I live about the ring.
Yeah, it's the end of Ramadan.
Was that the video I saw of that boy on the pitching mound?
He ended his fast.
I'm not that well-educated in this, so I apologize for ignorance.
I'm the worst with this.
I have known no facts.
Like a little league player.
Okay.
Who I think ended as fast as part of Ramadan.
Okay.
And like the coach called time out and brought him to the mound, like fruit slices and juice.
Ah, that's sick.
That's sick.
Pretty sweet, dude.
deck for the fruit slices. Solid deal.
So I'll get into a lot of stuff today on a Friday show.
Twitch.com. TV slash K-a-Roxian wine.
You could not Ramadan, my friend.
Why is that?
Fasting from sun up to sundown.
Oh, my goodness.
I got to eat.
You'd have to wait until the sun goes down for you to eat your snake meal.
I got to eat.
Oh, my God.
I got to eat.
Oh, my God.
That's what I'm just going to say now when I have a giant meal after sundown.
You're Ramadaning.
I'm breaking my fast.
Yeah, I'm breaking my fast.
Oh, you're breaking your fast.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm going to be late for school because I got purse.
plus in my eye.
Shampoo in the eye is the
worst.
That's why I'm bald now, because I got shampoo.
My eye walks in the 90s.
That's awful.
I got,
I forget when, but over the weekend,
I think I got a hotel
shampoo in my eye.
Oh!
I like to get the...
You like to steal those?
Well, they're yours.
I like to have the,
until they put them on the walls now.
But man, you get one of those in the eye
because that's like old school,
just, you know,
Straight up.
Shampoo.
It's nothing else but whatever is in there, you know, old school style.
Now they just combine everything.
Like my kid will get a full body hair wash, everything.
Yeah.
It's all combined into one thing.
That one, I think one of my, I think my chocolate X, one of them might be that.
You might be able to use it in your hair.
But in a pinch, I don't mind.
All right.
It's one of those memes that ladies don't like about guys.
It's where we're unfair that we can wash our hair with random body wash real quick.
Yeah, well, didn't Frank use like,
Maine and tail horse.
Horse shampoo.
Yep.
Main and tail.
Main and tail horse shampoo.
Yes, he did.
All right, real quick.
And Twitch for showbrone,
uh,
showbrone, Nick.
There is a transport en route to Syracuse right now
with 32 dogs from Texas.
Helping Hounds is bringing them up.
They're so freaking cute, you guys.
I'm jumping through them right now in Twitch.
Nick, are they going to be here tomorrow?
And then you got to want to apply online?
Look at all these dogs en route.
Oh, dog.
Elsa, you have a dog.
Elsa came from Texas, right?
Whatever.
What?
Show Sister's dog was a helping hounds rescue.
Look at these 32 dogs in route.
Yeah, she was gonna be in a kill shelter in Texas.
So I said, put her in a cage.
Good.
I love all paupers.
You better be careful of all people because Freddie loves dogs.
Does he?
He loves Elsa.
Elsa's the only one.
He loves Barney, Simbad, Douglas.
He's fine with all them.
All right, good, because my neighbor was out walking his dog, like the one nice day we had.
That's different.
And the neighbor dog's coming up, and I go, just see you know, Freddie really thinks he's a tough guy around new dogs.
And, of course, Freddy, like, p-o-w-h-h-h-h-h-h.
And he goes, Fred, knock it off.
Dogs twice your size.
And even else does that at the start with Freddy.
They both do that for a second, and then they both terrorize me for the next hour long.
Oh, my God.
Look at this little cutie right here.
I know this is very visual, but I'm just explained.
I'm letting people know.
Oh my God.
I love that dog.
I love that dog.
I love that dog.
The cutest dogs are en route right now.
I would take a bullet.
Look at that.
Oh!
Look at these dogs.
For every one of these dogs.
32 of them in route right now to Syracuse.
Head to Helping Hounds on Facebook.
And of course,
their website, if you want to adopt.
Oh my God, I want that one.
What is this?
What kind is that one?
I don't know.
I'm cute.
You're cute.
I know.
If you're not in Twitch,
I'm sorry.
This doesn't make any sense on the radio.
No, but it makes it so people that are hearing it will then want to go and look to
This little guy!
His little legs.
They also have a lot of cute ones currently in house.
Shrelbro and Nick says.
Yes.
A lot, a lot of shelter area
shelters have a ton of dogs in them right now, man.
It is a problem currently.
So if you can accommodate some new pops,
if you can give some dogs.
Yeah.
Another lease on life.
Right.
Don't be a friend.
to adopt. Do it. It'll be the
most annoying thing you've ever done
and you wouldn't have it any other way. Yeah.
And I'll tell you right now, the thing about
these dogs is you can do what Cody does to Elsa and just remind
them, you'd be dead.
I didn't bring you into this house. I rescued
you from death.
Certain death. So, you're
welcome as you punch me in the face.
Yeah. It's a great time of year to do it because the weather's about to break.
They can get outside. Perfect time to go out.
I'm in the spring and summer.
Give these cuties a new lease on life.
Shout out helping hounds.
Good work.
The Cavalcata cars in Syracuse.
Coming up at about a month, less than a month now, April 18th and 19th at the New York State Fairgrounds, hundreds of vehicles, including classics,
lifted trucks, jeeps, motorcycles, and more.
Oh, my God.
Could you have any more testosterone, WrestleMania, and Cavalcata cars?
At the same time?
Oh, that's how you pre-game for WrestleMania.
Hell yeah, dude.
That's a good idea.
your vehicle out of storage this spring and register for the show. You got to register by the 5th
of April. So you got a couple weeks there. Shop the swap meet and vendors, Rockabilly Roundup and
so much more. I'll be there doing a, and I'm sure you'll come hang too, but we'll be doing
the, like the stripedacular auction where the guys, girls, strike the things.
Kids under 12 are free. So come on out. Cabalcade of Cars, C&Y.com. Boom.
Well, it's a real thing, and we're getting reports from chat that it actually is pretty good as the dirty dew.
Yeah, I saw it on the internet, and it's one of those where I never know what's real, but thank God for that button on your phone or you can ask the internet.
Yeah, you're right, your AI.
Yeah, AI is nice for that.
Patsyco is launching Dirty Mountain Dew in early 2026.
We're getting reports from people in our chat.
That's now.
That it's in the, at least the samples are out and about in the area.
Nice.
Creamy, vanilla, combined.
with classic citrus dew
capitalizing on the dirty soda trend.
Can I ever you explain that to me?
What is dirty soda?
It's the milk Pepsi, I thought.
Is it?
That's what I thought.
I mean, think is that, would that be
as Mountain Dew?
What's dirty soda is?
Because it's been a thing all year and I'm not sure I even understand it.
Is it just combining two sodas?
Oh, yeah.
It's kind of what we were saying, but flavored syrup,
splash of cream, fruit juices,
fountain soda.
It's kind of just you,
You, you do you, you do you.
It's a big Mormon thing they're saying, yeah, because they can't have booze.
So they're like, I'm going to get freaking crazy and put some creamer in my Pepsi.
Like that Sonic commercial you see.
Oh, they do a dirty soda too.
Where they're putting like the coconut cream into the one where I would try that.
I would try this.
I don't like Mountain Dew, really.
It's not my, it's too sweet if that can be old guy.
No, I get it.
It's weird that my tastes change as I got older.
Yeah.
I don't drink soda.
I used to love soda.
I drink a ton of Pepsi in my 20s.
I can't pound it, so I don't like it.
I just don't like soda really much anymore,
so I'll have a can to do a couple times a year.
One of my least favorite things is that thing
where you're trying to pound something
or like a soda and you do that.
Oh, God, that hurts so bad.
I don't like that.
I don't like the sodas.
Baja Blast is like my least favorite.
And I've been done dirty a couple times recently.
I won't name any names.
But you can't say, when I ask you, do you have Coke or Pepsi, you can't just make it up.
I need an accurate answer.
And by that, I mean, I'll go to restaurants.
I do not like Coca-Cola.
I like Pepsi over Coca-Cola.
Here's what happens.
Here's what happens.
Wait, what?
I'll go to restaurants.
He's like a week and a half go to me.
Jimmy's chicken check.
I go, do you have Coke or Pepsi?
Because here's why.
If you have Coke, I'm going to order a Sprite.
Yeah.
You have Pepsi, I'm going to order a Pepsi.
Yeah.
I do not care for Coca-Cola.
So, I say, do you have Coke or Pepsi?
And a lot of places will be like, we have Coke products, and I'll be like, okay, can I get a Sprite?
And they'll bring out not a Sprite.
You got to understand restaurants.
I got a great tongue.
I know what I'm tasting.
I know what I'm tasting.
And that ain't a Sprite.
They ain't a Sprite.
Yeah, what do they give you?
What I'm saying is, right?
Restaurants in the area are starting to use just generic brand sodas.
Probably to save money.
But don't tell me you've got Coke or Pepsi when you've got generic cola or generic lemon drink back there.
I do like the diners that do that, though.
Or you can see on their thing, it's just cola.
Yeah.
Orange.
Exactly.
And tell me that.
Because if you do, then I want cola.
That's the weird thing.
I like a generic cola.
Yeah, that's a weird thing to be like.
They're trying to sneak it past you.
I'm obviously trying to save money.
But just be honest with me.
No.
Just be honest with me.
Yeah.
Just say, nah, man.
We actually got just generic stuff here.
Cool, that's fine.
I'll do a generic cola.
Be like, we got a thing that tastes like Sprite.
Don't be embarrassed about it.
No.
Well, we have Coca-Cola.
No, you don't.
Because whatever you just serve me is like pine saul and bubble water.
This ain't, this ain't a Sierra Miss.
This ain't a Sprite.
No.
Sister in Chad says, I like a diet wild cherry Pepsi from time to time.
That's a nice fridge sig treat.
Yeah.
All right.
hits, it just hits.
My wife likes an occasional diet, Pepsi.
Like, it's an occasional.
Yeah, I like to, I like to taste them.
Yeah, like, I like, like, for Beer Friday,
like when Joel and Chris, I like, I'll sip.
That way I know.
If I'm a fan, go get some more.
And if you've got an option for me to get a high sea orange,
that's going to beat out every soda you've got.
Well, I mean, now we'll not know.
If I'm at,
If I'm at, like, I don't even know if Moes does this anymore because you're bringing to my attention,
they're getting rid of all those freestyle machines.
A lot of places, man.
So if I'm at a Mo's and I can get a high C orange, that's going to beat every soda on the list.
Same with McDonald's.
I'm going to get a high C orange every time.
And I'm going to get a fountain soda over any bottle or bottle.
Wow.
Yeah, that's...
Fountain soda's the best soda.
I don't know, I'm a little traumatized.
Fountain solos, that's all.
Why?
We're having to get that my entire life.
Yeah, that's a weird thing that your mother has made you do.
Forever.
forever, bro.
My whole life, as long as I can remember.
For those you don't know, Deb makes Cody bring her,
it's a Diet Pepsi.
Does she have specific ice requirements?
No, I go based on, like, in the summer.
I'll go more ice because it's a little hotter out there,
but like in the winter, just a little ice.
They'll say cold.
Does she like certain places over other places?
Is she like, hey, if you can stop it,
cliffs, go to cliffs?
No, that doesn't matter.
I would put my foot down.
This is already,
is already enough.
It's interesting to me.
How much your parents had you run...
Still, because I guess, have you run errands for them?
That's why I don't mind, because that's all she ever asked me to do.
Where Frank was a lot more.
A lot of tickets.
Well, I was his, that was it.
I had to do...
Imagine anything you wanted having to ask someone else.
That's that.
But no, that's it. That's our only...
And moms know they got you by the balls.
moms know that they birthed you.
Yep.
You're going to bring her a soda.
Yeah.
Like if Tam Tam said, Josh, can you please bring me something on the way home?
She knows she's got me.
I'm going to do it.
Yep.
Like she might like a McDonald's over, you know, other places or whatever.
But now there's no.
Like even when you were a teen, you had to go go and get her a soda?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How did it work back then?
Was she like if you're out and about or walk down?
No, just go.
Walk down.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
With that walking, I never had to, like, walk.
No, soon as you got a license?
Yeah, so not my whole life, but, you know, 20.
Go get her Pepsi?
Uh-huh.
20-some odd years.
How many a week do you think you got to get her?
Oh, it depends.
Not many.
Like a couple here or there.
It's not an absolutely every day you come.
No, no, no, thank God, no.
Code, can you get me a Pepsi mod?
No, because sometimes Chris is home.
And he has to go get it?
Probably.
Ah!
Absolutely.
How come she's never just got like a soda stream or something in that?
the house. Oh, I don't know.
I didn't really thought. Like, that would solve all these problems.
Not the same, I would imagine.
Oh, is it? I would imagine she would say.
All right.
Yeah, that's it. A man did chat. Yeah.
She's taking care of his whole life. He can take care of or you can get her soda.
Every once in a while, I'll get cranky about it, but no, what you're going to do?
It's your mom. Exactly. What's your mom? What host just said?
You say no? Okay. Can't say no to your mom.
Oh, I guess, you know, that's okay. I guess I didn't just eat the crust off the
the hamburger as my dinner when we were a single mom and young boy struggling.
They know.
As a three-year-old.
Well, that's okay, though.
As long as you got the whole happy meal.
No, they know.
That's why she's so little.
They know.
Tam could pull that on me.
Oh, you don't want to bring me a soda?
Okay.
I mean, it's not like...
Interesting.
It's not like I ate lettuce so you boys could eat, you know, back when we lived in the apartments and had no money.
No, it's fine.
No, you don't have to.
I'm fine.
Don't worry about it.
Weird.
So anybody tries the dirty mountain dule.
let me know what it tastes like, or if you can spot it, I'll go try one at least.
Yeah, I would get one.
Because that's another, like Chris drinks Mountain Dew, so that's one where I could easily snag a little, a little.
And what are your, what are your soda combos?
Because Katie and Chad says my favorite fountain, my favorite soda is fountain diapsy with a splash of Dr.
Pepper.
See, that's why, do you think those are just too hard to maintain?
What?
Is that why those are going the way to Buffalo?
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
I really loved it.
I really loved being able to do.
You want to put a little grape in your Sprite?
Right?
Put a little grape in there.
That was the best.
But, I mean, you can do stuff like...
Sprite.
Do you want to taste it?
Sprite with a grape, but you try it.
If you tried it?
You tried it?
No, it was it good.
That is the top notch where you do add a little...
You just add a little, you just show you up a little.
I do that with, um, when they have lemonades and teas and stuff like that.
I'll add a little, like, orange into the lemonade or something like that.
Or you do a little Pepsi.
They used to have the Pepsi lemon twist.
Remember that?
Oh, yeah.
And I used to like a little Pepsi with a splash of lemon in it.
I mean, it's not the same, but it's in the same area.
I crush those teas.
They have next to the fountain sodas, those big vats of fruit juice or whatever the hell.
That's probably, you know what I'm talking about where it's like, like it cliffs.
It's like, here's pineapple cucumber lemonade or whatever and just the big little things next to it.
I like that.
I like when they do stuff like that.
Yeah, Katie says the freestyle machines were in.
insanely expensive. The cartridges you got to put in there.
That's what I mean. It was probably a cool
gimmick, but you probably, you needed to have
every single
syrup. Surrup
you could have. Yeah. It's probably
hard to maintain. And see, Fuzz,
this is what I'm saying. Fuzz and Chet says if you
ask for ginger ale at a restaurant, they'll just do
Sprite with a splash of cola and no one notices.
Just be honest with me. Tell me what you got back there.
Wait, what?
If you do Sprite with a splash of cola,
it can trick you into thinking it is ginger ale.
Really? Yeah, your mouth does, I mean, my mouth
but no, because again, I got a great tongue.
Oh, la la la, la, la.
Oh.
I want to, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Do places really do that?
Yeah.
Just be honest with me.
We're in a relationship here for this hour.
I'm having a meal.
You be honest with me.
I'll be honest with you.
I don't want knock off lemons, zest, whatever you got.
I didn't know that, though.
I'm next time I go to a restaurant, I'm going to be like, yo, real quick.
Make me the fake ginger ale.
Let me try the fake ginger ale.
Yeah.
Probably make it here.
Just go to the bottle, you know?
Damn.
Good things you learn.
What is your soda combo?
Just a couple weeks away from kicking off.
The show's dying to her.
Come and get yourself something to eat.
My stomach is rumbling just thinking about how awesome that was to carry over cocoa puffs.
Oh, into a Friday morning?
We are kicking it all off on Friday, April 3rd at Wade's in a Swigah.
We'd love it if you swung down and said, hey.
We will have posters for anybody who stops down.
If you want us to sign them, fine.
If you think that devalues the poster, we will not sign it.
That is also fine.
We can sign last year.
We can sign last year.
Different dates on it.
You can have this one and we'll sign last years.
Driven by Burdick BMW.
Thank you, Burdick, BMW, for getting on board with that.
We will see you on the 3rd of April.
First one, kicking off.
I'll be there.
At Wades.
I'll be there.
Hey, I'll see you guys there.
Yeah, I don't know what...
There you go.
Sister in chat says,
I think I missed you talking about that manosphere,
Doc, but I found it interesting.
All those men had daddy issues.
I don't know if you watched it.
You obviously didn't because you know what I'm talking about.
But it's Louis Thoreau.
He's a documentary filmmaker.
He dove into the manosphere.
You know, like there's a whole world that probably a lot of you aren't aware of.
You should be because if your children are following like Sneco
and these real bad, like, influencer dudes.
So like Sneako or
Or tiki-talkie or like
There's a bunch of these guys
And their whole gimmick is self-help
And they're strong men
And they smoke cigars on TikTok
And they tell you what it's like
Like there's a lot of that
Like the duchiest insecure douche that's ever duch
They're the duchiest insecure dude
Yeah Andrew Tate's another one
That guy with the funniest shaped cranium that's ever existed
It's very much the new religion
In a way like a lot of people growing up
They would find religion
because I don't fault anyone for not having a direction.
It's tough to navigate the world.
And when you're just clicking through your algorithm
and some guy who looks successful and wealthy and tough
shows up and he's like,
this is how you're a man and this is how you make wealth.
And you weren't told or taught or have any of those.
Male figure or strong female figure.
You and I are both raised by single moms
so you can have a woman in your life that,
kind of helps shape you.
You don't necessarily need to have a man,
but a lot of people are just a lot,
they're lonely.
We have a, like a lot of people in this world
are just lonely now.
And when you have your phone
and there's a guy who's driving a Porsche
and he's...
All right.
And you think that's covered in tattoos
and he's all muscular and he's tough.
You just think, oh,
I want to be that.
But then this Manosphere doc came out
on Netflix a couple weeks ago.
Okay.
Where Louis Thoreau is just like,
I mean, obviously,
he's just a doc,
he's a nerd like us.
He's a documentary filmmaker.
And you just wanted to explore the Manosphere.
So he went and he found a few guys like Sneiko is one of them.
Like I said, Tiki Tack.
Another one.
There's another guy who's like in Miami.
What do they do?
Pyramid schemes basically.
So like what, pretend I was one of them.
Okay.
And anybody could be one of these guys.
It's almost exactly wrestling.
You guys, these Manosphere dudes will put on a gimmick where they're like,
women shouldn't be working.
you are a man, you're a provider,
you should be out there.
So what they do is they're like,
subscribe to my class and I'll teach you
how to be a man.
It's sad and it's frustrating and it's taking advantage of people.
So Louis Thoreau is like, okay, well,
because one of the guys is like,
I'll show you how to invest your money.
You want to be rich, I'll show you how to invest your money.
Man.
Put this much money into this council in the documentary,
not to ruin it if you don't want me to displace.
Spoil it, but it's basically news.
No, I don't.
Louis Thoreau's like, I put $500 in this guy's account.
He swore who was going to grow.
No.
No.
He lost all his money.
Yeah.
He got down to like 100 bucks.
Yeah.
These other guys are like, there's one guy in this dock who's like, first of all, all of them have
one-sided relationships, meaning they're all in relationships with women, but they're allowed
to sleep with other women.
But clearly the women they're in the relationship with.
Are way better than they are.
and just somehow got caught up.
Because clearly these guys would like a family and a lifestyle
and like they'd like to just be, you know, raising kids or whatever,
but they also have to put on the gimmick where they're like,
I don't respect women.
I can do whatever I want with women.
And those guys take advantage of lonely people.
Of, you know.
Lonely people who are, and that stuff gets fed to you, man.
I don't follow any of these guys,
but it just get fed to you in the algorithm.
Because we're in a situation right now where tough guys are trying to, like,
shape the world.
And they're just on
TikTok and stuff?
Not really anymore.
They get banned
from a lot of these platforms
because most of them
say really racist Nazi stuff.
So they just...
They'll go to Rumble.
Like,
they'll go to Rumble,
which is a...
I don't know that.
I'm telling you.
I'm taking you down a wormhole.
Oh, I gotta go.
Like, if Twitch
bans you, you go to Rumble.
Because Rumble,
you can do whatever you want.
I think I know what you mean.
So they'll go do shows on Rumble.
Okay.
And like...
People will be in chat.
It's a lot of N-Sells in chat.
They're on X.
They're on X.
They're on X.
They're on the fake tough guy gimmick, and they're very smart, and they're all just weak, fragile dudes, every single one of them.
And they got exposed by this doc.
It won't matter.
Because real, real strong men don't need to tell you eight hours a day how strong and tough they are.
Well, we are the party, obviously.
We are the party.
Strong and tough.
I am.
Katie and Chad.
Nick Fuentes hates women so much.
He's a virgin.
That's why it.
And says it's gay to sleep with women.
So like, I don't care what you guys watch.
This isn't for me.
I just want you to know that that's out there and your kids might be lodging it.
That sounds like a thing where that guy is gay himself and thinks that you can't.
There's that rumor as well.
Yeah.
No.
And I think a few of these fellas would be happier.
Yeah.
If they admitted that they were probably gay deep down inside.
Yeah, right?
Because they obsess over oiled up muscled men.
And, like, that's their focus.
Yeah.
Love who you want to love, man.
You don't got to put on this gimmick, you know?
It's okay.
But it's just, I think it's important for you as, like, parents, like, know what's out there.
Like, I have to keep an eye on this stuff.
I don't want my kid being, like, poisoned by this stuff.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Smoke in chat says, I bet you guys let your wives pump gas.
when you're in the car?
No, I actually smoke.
Your wife pumps the gas for her.
She lets me stay in the car after she gets me McDonald's.
I don't, I mean, my wife can pump the gas if she wants to,
but if I'm in the car, I drive, yeah.
Yeah, it doesn't matter to me.
Just an interesting doc if you want to watch it.
It's some real toxic people out there.
Yeah, I mean, all right.
Twitch.tv slash K-Roc, C&Y.
You want to jump in there.
Button says, have either of you guys made it to a bad omen's show?
No, but I've heard amazing things about a button.
They look really good.
I really want to see that president man, too.
What is this?
Oh, that's how this starts?
Yeah.
Really?
They usually cut it off for the radio.
Has it always on that?
Oh.
Woo!
315-364-1009 K-Rot text line.
Oh, man.
Yeah, Button went through the Boston show.
That was amazing.
President was amazing.
Yeah.
That would be a fun.
A stamp show.
Yeah, I'd like to see that, but I want to see them in full darkness.
Man, I'm saying, not to add to more ticket prices,
because God knows ticket prices are astronomical right now.
He said ass.
But the fact that 9-inch nails totally blacked out the arena
added a whole other level.
They had curtains all the way around, so it was, the lights were off.
That's cool.
I like that.
And it looked kind of like Bad Omen's did something a little similar.
Like it looked like the indoor vibe was cool.
All right.
You probably make your wife to pump the gas.
Aha.
You do, because jokes on you.
I don't have a wife.
I'm all alone.
Woo!
Rock and beat.
You're my wife.
You're my wife has bigger balls than you.
My wife.
Got testicles.
Me while with wife.
What?
Hey.
Wait a minute.
Not the bird.
You think they are, bud.
Let's talk hoops, shall we?
Shooting hoops.
If you're watching in Twitch, you'll see that in the way back,
we are honoring the greatest head coach of all time,
Jerry McNamara's in the background of our photos today,
is he had a great game yesterday.
That was, all jokes aside, yes.
Yep.
Unreal.
That was a very top-notch coaching job that he did
against a very top-notch coach.
Yep.
And John Shire, one of the best in the country.
John Shire, quote, G-Mack out-coached me.
He said it.
On TV.
I will tell you that this all goes to, all credit goes to Cody for this.
Cody says, I think GMAC just made $5 million on a loss.
Yeah.
Because I think that you're right.
He's going to get offered some big money gigs.
It's not just Cuse.
I don't know who else needs coach is right now.
No, the whole country is going to be looking at him after that.
He's going to get looks from places that are going to be desperate for a, you know, a kick in the ass, so to speak.
Shout out Gavin Doughty from Fulton, New York, baby.
Aswega County represents.
When he came down with that knee and he limped off to the sideline, it was like, come on.
I was so nervous.
No way.
So Aswiga County represented for his, the first time I could find,
Oswego County first representation in D1 NCAA tournament ever.
That's cool.
We had an Oswego grad that one.
went into a D3 tourney.
All right.
And there was a, there's a girl right now, a woman from Oswego who is in the D3 women's
tourney right now.
A lady.
Yeah, there's been hockey and baseball.
Yeah.
But for the basketball, D1.
I think Gavin's the first one, man.
And he was fantastic yesterday.
Well, where, uh, what does, where does Watertown fall?
Why?
Who's from Watertown?
The Storm and Gorman.
Oh, true that.
Storm and Gorman is.
I don't think that's a Swigot County, though.
I have no idea.
I don't know how county that's in.
I have absolutely no idea.
And with only five guys, he never subbed.
Never subbed.
Starting five the entire time.
Bench is not good.
His bench was not good.
And for the people that...
It's Jefferson County.
That's right, yeah.
Jeff.
But for the people, they're like,
oh, yeah, he doesn't know what he's...
You can't go five on three, five on four against Duke at any point in time.
If they were losing by a bunch, or if they were up by 20-something,
maybe they could have put in a guy for a minute,
but even a minute, it can't.
going to get you that much rest. It won't matter.
No, you let Duke get up 20 on you in three minutes.
It's over. It's over. And that's what Duke would have done had they decided to sub a couple
guys out for the period of time that you would need to catch your breath and get back in
there. It would have been over. And the guys, they suck. His match sucks.
Yeah, his bench is a great. It's Sierra. It's Sierra. What do you expect that I said?
Yeah. I said, who do you think is on that bench, bud? It's Sierra. Right. No offense.
No offense. They got a guy from Fulton. Yeah. I mean, come on now. But yeah. But,
This is what I'm saying.
It is Cien.
It's not like their bench is very deep.
Clearly he knew what he was doing as he held Duke to six.
Six points when the spread was 26 and a half.
Yeah.
Entertainment purposes only.
Oh, I wanted a bet on him.
So shout out to Jerry.
I don't know what happens for him.
We'll get him on the phone eventually.
I didn't want to bother him yesterday, but we'll talk to him.
He's going to be talked about a lot, I think, around the country after that man.
Yeah.
I don't, I can't forget in a lot.
What did you notice about his coaching.
style. Is it like fast-paced? I don't know all that deep stuff.
He, yes, I like that he, they always pushed it.
But what I liked is that he was always active.
Jerry was, yeah. I dislike when coaches just
on the sideline.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or just sit.
Yeah.
Like I like when coaches don't, I like when they let their players play.
Yeah.
But I like when they're involved.
When they're active. And he was involved a lot.
He was a kind of like, oh no, oh no, like a gym.
Yeah.
He did a little Beehim action where he was fired up when he needed to be.
Because again, you know, he, some half this town all of a sudden is extremely split.
But he learned from one of the best.
The Hall of Fame coach, Jim Beggard.
So, you know, I'm sure he took away some very good attributes that he is using.
Fuzz and chat with a, this is what anxiety feels like.
For those you don't know what anxiety feels like, because I have the same thing.
Fuzz and Chats says I felt responsible for their loss because I started watching at the half.
Oh.
I felt responsible for the loss because I was wearing a sweat shirt for the first half.
Did you take it off?
I put it immediately back on.
I put it back on.
What?
Blam's door!
I put it back on.
But I also was like awful sports is.
That's real.
I know.
Because it starts to raffle my head.
My head's going crazy.
I take jerseys off.
This isn't working.
I was laying one way.
on the couch for the first half.
And then I made my kids an early dinner for half time.
And I came back and sat a different way on the couch for the second half.
So they started getting down and I go, oh, do I got a look?
Hold on.
How do I sit on the couch?
You changed spots and he took a sweatshirt off.
Put it back on.
Sienna fans.
There you go.
Sorry.
Sorry, Josh cost you the game.
That's what anxiety feels like.
Direct all.
Everything's your fault all the time.
All anger here to Polly Sibelia, 235 Walton Street.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh.
Anyways, so we could talk a lot about Sienna Duke because that was an incredible game.
It was good.
It was good.
It was good.
I mean, if Jerry comes to Syracuse, if he's off at the gig and he takes it, I hope he brings a couple of those Sienna guys.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
There were a couple, at least two that you could probably bring in and throw off the bench.
Show some of these current S-U drama queens what it's like to actually hustle on the court for once.
Right, too.
some hard work. Maybe play some
basketball. Focus less. I'm not going to sound like a
boomer right now. Focus less on your
NIL car dealership deals.
Maybe play some basketball
for us. That would be nice.
Don't worry about making the worst commercials ever.
Yeah, maybe actually put a little
effort into your goddamn game.
Sorry, I'm sounding like
about you'd set at parking and where you aren't the parts to be parking
and getting tickets. You park your ass in front
of the practice court and get a little bit
of working.
Ah, sister!
She said, no, I'm just picking on you.
That's sport superstition.
I have a friend who spent half of the game in the bathroom because S.U.
was doing better when she was in there.
Well, then you got to get in that bathroom.
Well, did you leave the bathroom?
I don't know.
I've told you before during Bill's games, my brother will leave family functions.
If he's at a family function and the bills are losing, he's like, I got to get out of here.
I can't be here.
That's his fault.
Now I can't be here.
That's it.
Anyways.
Let me get off my old man.
Great team.
Other games, TCU over Ohio State?
Talk about a way to start the whole tournament, man.
Pick up my kid from school.
And he's staring at his phone and he gets in the car and he goes,
You see this game?
I go, obviously not because I'm sitting here picking you up from school.
He goes, TCU's going to win.
Yep.
And they did.
And then, of course, TCU is the first game or whatever.
And they won and he had picked TCU and he goes, I'm going to have a perfect bracket.
That's it.
It's perfect bracket from here on out.
No doubt.
Undefeated.
No doubt.
But just there were so many unreal games.
Nebraska over Troy, 7647.
Nebraska's first NCAA win.
Good for them.
Ever.
Congratulations.
Nebraska and Nicholas who listened to us out there in Nebraska.
I think it's funny that South Florida,
who had Hodson, who we were looking at and all that stuff with the coach,
they lost to Louisville.
Yeah.
And everybody is like, yeah.
See?
Look it.
Who cares?
Are they already over him?
Look it.
This is my fear, not to go back to Jerry.
But Jerry
Yeah.
Loses and they love them.
Bring them in!
This is what I'm saying.
Sports is so dumb.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm worried about Jerry because I care about Jerry and this town, the fan base is in this town of a psychopath.
But you won't even know if you just stay off of Twitter.
Yeah, it's true.
It's very easy to do.
That's true.
It's very easy to do.
I got on Twitter yesterday just because, like, I made the joke, but it's actually true.
The only remaining users of Twitter are sports fans.
and Nazis.
And I don't want to associate with the actual Nazis.
But that's where all the sports fans were.
So I was like, I'm going to log back into my X account.
I told you.
It was crazy.
See what's going on with the NCAA talk.
It's crazy with those people.
Plenty of opinions for sure.
Yeah.
It was nuts.
High point over Wisconsin, dude.
I had that one.
I took that because, you know, hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I get it.
That's funny.
So that was a 12-5 upset that your boy had, but that's always an upset.
And that was a great game, man.
I like the tournament does that thing where, like, the scores on top.
and they're like, they start to flash the one that's about to be an upset.
Is it starting to flash the high point game?
However.
What?
And this was a thing that I didn't even notice until weirdly Dave Portnoy brought it up.
Those bars, if you have multi-screen going like I do, that bar, depending, is ahead of some of the games.
Because of broadcasting somehow.
Oh, there's probably a delay on the broadcast.
So I would see a thing, like that thing would be flashing.
Uh-huh.
And the thing, the game down at the bottom that I'm watching, I'd be like,
Yeah.
That's not it.
I would imagine the update score is ahead of, just by a little,
because of broadcast delay.
But it was, it was pretty funny.
Vanderbilt over McNeese State, big Vanderbilt win.
I had McNeese.
I thought it was going to be a McNeese, I forget, Troy matchup for some time,
for some of the brackets.
That's a big upset bracket.
Michigan State.
Over North Dakota State.
Arkansas over Hawaii.
This VCU game.
There's our overtime game, man.
We got an overtime game.
What time was that game on?
Was that a nighttime game?
I don't even remember anymore, man.
They all kind of blended in.
I think that was in the early, like the mid late afternoon set.
I mean, that's a for real upset, right?
VCU over UNC?
Yeah, North Carolina was missing one of their best players.
Oh, okay.
But I took VCU.
Was it seven?
Seles.
All right.
Okay.
Michigan over Howard,
those of be expected.
Yeah.
Texas A&M over St.
Mary's.
Yeah, I thought St.
Mary's was going to
take them down.
I liked St.
Mary's going into this.
They were on a roll too.
Texas over BYU.
I got them going
kind of far.
Texas.
They were a playing team.
Uh-huh.
And every once in a while,
Syracuse remembers,
a playing team
rattles off a couple
victories and it's like,
holy cow,
look at this.
So they have Gonzaga next, who ended the night.
Illinois killed Pan in 105, 70.
Yeah, all the rest of these are all murders.
All murders.
St. Louis over Georgia, Houston over Idaho, Gonzaga over Kenneet, Kennesaw.
Kenesaw State.
All right.
But that was it.
So now, but man, there's...
What are you looking forward to today?
I mean, not to look forward to Saturday real quick, but like just Texas Gonzaga.
Okay.
It's going to be crazy just off the top of my head.
Yeah, there's just some crazy Saturday matchups.
But today, though, let's see.
Let me just pop over to today real quick.
I mean, all day.
All day.
It starts right off.
12.15, Santa Clara, Kentucky.
Right there is going to be a great game.
Akron, Texas Tech after that is a game that I was looking forward to.
I think Akron has a chance.
I like Texas Tech, but, man, they really could.
Arizona, L.I.U.
Who's L.I.U.?
That's actually funny.
It's the battle to determine the best iced tea.
Long Island versus Arizona.
That's funny.
That I'm down for the battle of the ice teas.
Yeah.
But in Arizona.
You probably let your wife drink with ball and her balls.
Tea bag your.
Tea bag your face.
When you're.
Oh, I refer with her.
Tees.
Tusaco.
Probably do it.
Virginia, uh,
right state.
Yeah,
I think China should probably take that down.
But I wouldn't be shot.
Because you have a gina because my wife balls.
The right thing for you is a China.
Iowa State.
Tens, Tennessee State.
I thought that was yesterday.
So that's cool.
Alabama Hofstra.
That one could mess up a lot of people's brackets.
Why, is Hofster good?
They're sneaky.
They've got a coach that was a pro for a while, and everyone's like,
ah, we love him.
But our fellow in the afternoons,
Mr. Khan picked for our work, Alabama, to win it all.
Oh, wow.
So he's the only one in our work bracket that took BAABaba, Bama.
So this would be big.
Currently there's like 10,000 perfect brackets still happening?
And the ESPN one, it said 10,000.
7754.
Villanova, Utah State.
That one right there is one that I'm looking forward to.
4-10 today.
That's going to be a fun one.
Friday afternoon.
Tennessee, Miami, Ohio.
That's another one that should be a lot of fun.
That Miami team is looking to prove.
Who did they just beat?
That was a big deal.
They were in the playing game.
They beat SMU.
Yeah, that's right.
So now they're going against Tennessee.
Iowa Clemson.
Nope, that'll be another good one.
Flip a coin.
St. John's?
I got a route.
Who's U.N.
Northern Iowa.
I got a route for St. John's because in that fun thing
where I got
two random teams given to me and I can root
for that thing I was telling you about.
St. John's is my other team I got.
And the other team.
Is that the next one you're saying?
UCF, this is a fun. Okay, listen to this guys.
This is the next one I got.
UCF, UCLA.
Cody's team is UCLA.
Yes.
But he's in a bracket thing right now where you get like assigned
to ask.
We get two random teams.
Yeah.
And mine are St. John's and UCF.
Right.
If they cover, you move on.
Yeah.
If they lose and they cover or whatever with that whole scenario, then I pick up, I potentially pick up UCLA.
So if UCF loses but covers, I then get UCLA.
So basically, he's a long route.
It's a long way of saying Cody is rooting for both teams today.
Right.
He wants him just to have a good time.
But how funny is that, that of all the teams, the random one I get is one going up against UCLA.
That is a fun format, though.
That would be fun.
It gives you random people to root for.
Yep.
Like UCF, you know?
Right.
Nope, very cool.
Queens NC?
Is that Queens, North Carolina?
Purdue?
I thought it was like Queens like here.
I was so pumped and be like, yeah, that'll be a fun team.
Yeah, it's not.
No.
Florida Prairie View tonight.
No, that'll be a murder.
Kansas Baptist?
I'm not so excited for the nighttime.
Friday night time schedule to be honest.
You confirmin?
No.
And Miami.
I don't care.
Missouri.
I don't have any like, oh, Miami like I do for football for the hurricanes, but I still
don't like them.
So those four there.
Maybe there'll be, who knows?
Kansas has been so weird all year.
Yeah.
Maybe Cal Baptist busts out something, but I.
I really enjoyed it, man.
I just don't know how you guys.
I don't know how you get so invested in.
sports and just like then grow about your day.
But yesterday you just keep going.
Yeah, but I think I was more invested in Sienna than I am any other team.
I don't care about any other team.
But you watched a little after.
I did, yeah.
It's the thrill of watching these kids.
Yeah, my son loves it, so I like to watch stuff with him.
It's just that these kids, some of them, this is it.
The last time some will ever step on a basketball court.
So they go all out.
Oh, that's great.
I just love the...
It was five o'clock
and my nerves were fried
from a Sienna game.
Oh, yes.
It's the best of my day.
I best.
Then it's on the next couple days
and then there's all their sports.
How are your brackets looking, gang?
Good morning.
Does Kermit?
No, it's your song.
I've got a mule and a name is south.
Fifteen miles on the area canal.
Have you seen
Miles on the Erie Canal
We've hauled some barges in our day
Have you seen that there's a conspiracy now about this
When your brain doesn't understand anything
You make conspiracies about everything
So now there's people on TikTok being like
You're telling me
That just guys with mules dug the Erie Canal
No
You got us man
Yeah, no.
Well, you busted us.
Nah, there's only evidence, but no, you're right.
It's all a conspiracy.
You'll always know your neighbor.
You'll always know your pal that you ever navigated on the erie canal.
Oh, he knows it.
That part I know.
Why, do you sing it in school?
Yeah.
Oh, God, yeah.
Yeah.
You're going to tell me that dudes just dug a canal with mules?
Okay.
Okay.
This is what happens when the stupidest people in your school got, like, they all have internet now, and they have all big videos.
Yep.
Yeah, that's actually what happened.
And we have evidence and we have a museum.
Nah, but okay.
I fish near a canal.
There ain't no goddamn way, bud.
It just didn't happen, bud.
All right.
Yeah, maybe, yeah, yeah, maybe before Biden.
We're just living in the stupidest timeline, and I have to laugh at it because I don't know, I don't know where it goes from where.
We got to get dumber.
Right? People got to get done there.
I don't know. Go away. I'm baiting.
Go away, baby. Welcome to Costco. Love you.
Yeah, what's next?
Just who knows idiotocracy the best? What's next?
No, we're getting there.
So let's follow. You just got to follow on in the movie.
Just follow whatever Mike Judge came up with.
So good morning, everybody. I brought that up because we were singing
Low Bridge. I don't know how that guy on the throughway yesterday hit 60
overpasses. That's a record. It's got to be. Right?
And I'm asking all you truck drivers. I know.
I know he got a bunch of truck drivers that listen, like, you would know if you hit just one.
They're all saying just inattentive stupidity.
Like, it must have been like a jarring feeling to hit an overpass because he had some, like, heavy, an excavator or something on the bed.
Maybe it just scrapes and you don't know.
Maybe.
Some did more damage than others, but.
Yikes.
Low bridge, everybody down.
Long bridge, you ain't driving around this town.
Well, I have news for this mother on TikTok.
Her name is Brooke.
Yeah, this mother.
This mother.
My mother's balls, she's discovered that when it's too cold outside,
and she's trying to entertain her 15-month-old.
The option, just give it some keys.
I just give them some NyQuil, and they go right to sleep.
They do.
They absolutely do.
No, she brings them to Home Depot.
Oh, okay.
Because it keeps him busy for hours, just looking around, exploring.
Great, that sounds like a lot of fun.
And as a dude in his 40s, same.
Oh, man.
You take me to a Home Depot, I'm walking around.
I'm looking at everything.
Yeah, see, no.
You don't like that stuff?
Even when I had a house, I didn't, like, I'd go there for, like, you know, gardening
stuff and stuff like that.
That stuff I like, but no, I don't, I was never interested in.
In, like, home stuff?
Yeah.
and like plumbing stuff and, you know, vanities and, you know, all those different, those home sections that are there and all that stuff.
Never really did it for me.
The viral TikTok video shows the toddler exploring washing machines, dishwashers, cabinet displays, when they have the decorations up.
How cool is that, you know?
That I like very much.
How cool is that?
Yep, that's how I learned Elsa doesn't like those.
Oh, she doesn't?
You brought her to Home Depot?
Lowe's.
Yeah, Lowe's.
There's a Lowe's that's not ever crowded ever.
And they had the, you know, this year, they had the very, like, eight-foot realistic Santas.
Have you seen those, like, their porcelain almost looking through seals anywhere?
I see those.
She hated that and Mrs. Claus so much.
Everything else was pretty much okay.
But those Santa Claus's, man, I couldn't even get her to walk by him.
Couldn't even walk by him.
Look how wide-reaching we are.
We have the tow truck driver that towed off that truck yesterday.
What up, Lightning.
That's awesome.
Lightning and chest, as I towed that truck off.
Well, you slap the guy a little?
Slap him around a little bit.
Hey.
Motus.
Cousin Jay.
See, this is why.
Cousin Jay and I have similar DNA.
That's why we like it.
Cousin J says, if I'm in a Loser, Home Depot, I find the clearance section.
I'm 100% running through my head.
I could use that item at some point.
Same.
I was walking around.
Where were we?
Home Depot.
What's the clearance?
Just stuff they got to get rid of.
I'm just walking on Home Depot because the wife wants to get a new door for the house.
And I'm walking around just seeing stuff.
Like springy wheels.
So I go, I'm looking to.
you springy wheels on. I want to put things on
everything. I think you misunderstood
when she said she wants to show
you the door.
Oh, you might be right.
Lightning says that trailer had no brakes
to top it off. Wow.
I should not be on the road. I did not truck.
I did not truck. No brakes. No brakes.
No, I don't need brake lights. Well, too, need brake light.
I know when I stop. Her video captions
said, Home Depot saving us when we're
bored. Comments praised it as
you know, I mean, listen, as somebody, I would imagine if you're an actual, like,
person who's trying to shop at Home Depot and there's just kids wandering around, that would be
annoying.
But if it's in the card or whatever, and not really.
But if you're just like, not in your own business.
Standing in front and taking peek.
Springy wheels, dude.
Springy wheels.
No, I do miss some parts of that going in and looking at stuff, but.
You don't even like the plants and stuff?
That's what I mean, like that all that stuff, outdoor stuff I did like.
Yeah, you'll learn, though.
Once you're in charge of your own house, you're going to learn.
What's I mean?
when I did, I didn't even, the outside stuff is what I did.
That's what you like to do.
The inside stuff even then didn't really do it for me.
Although the lighting section's a little much.
If you go into a Home Depot or a Lowe's and you go into the lighting department,
it's a lot.
It's illuminating.
It's illuminating.
It is illuminating, Cody.
Good morning, everybody.
Happy Friday, thank you.
Let's do, do, do, do, Kara.
I, uh, there you.
I, uh, I, too,
I'm from my bought.
I don't know.
Oh, that's a to.
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Is our weird thing going to be there?
Didn't we do a thing where it was that?
Yeah, that's what that's going to be at.
The guy who taxed us, that's all the information I have.
It's a Jeep with a wagon and a thing.
Yeah.
Show Bros. bringing it.
Yeah, that's all.
That worked for me.
Okay.
This is going to be a cool little thing.
Fun, fun, fun weekend event coming up in April.
I will be there.
Just go and have fun.
Shut off.
Shut off and go.
You like cars.
You're going to go.
Well, happy first day.
of spring, Cody, believe it or not, it is.
The first day of spring.
Yeah.
We're in it, bud.
Today?
We're in it, bud.
It's the first day of spring.
Has it sprung?
Spring is sprung.
Are you sprunging up?
Is there technically a time I've got to wait for?
Yeah, remember we said I saw it on the news because I was like, how does it, how in the world
did they come up with exactly 1046?
You're going to have spring time.
What?
1046.
How'd you know that?
It was on the screen.
10.46 a.m. this morning.
Yeah, how, like, oh, yeah, that's what it is.
That's, that's when the hemisphere, the hemisphere rotates.
We will be getting better light.
The days will continue to get longer until the summer solstice on June 21st.
That increased of daylight can have all sorts of positive effects,
like improving your mood.
Yeah, this sun.
And lowering your depression.
Yeah, this.
It ain't working.
Well, this, I don't get the wintertime.
usually because I like the
snow. I know it's crying
but it's winter. I don't mind.
If it's going to be winter, it may as well be snowy.
I like it. This is
when I start getting
seasonal depression because
I hate when it's
you're not going to get any more snow.
It's not warm enough to open
any of your stuff
and you can't go outside because it's rainy
and cold. That's when I
dislike it because it's for the next
three months basically. And they're just
Garbage all over the place.
Yep, yep, and it's mud.
Sarah and chat says something needs to improve my mood real quick.
Well, hopefully we're getting there.
Hopefully the springtime is going to bring us all up.
Hey, yo, I got something to improve your mood.
Hey, hey, hey.
You want to improve your mood?
Let me tell you something.
I got a little something above some meat.
And it's a breakfast sandwich.
It's a breakfast.
Sleep can improve this time of year.
Being exposed to more sunlight during the day.
Helps you sleep better at night.
Yes, that, yes.
I was going to say, though, if you just sleep,
all the time, though.
I feel like that puts you in a worse mood because you're just napping all the time.
It is cleaning your brain, though.
Sleep does clean your brain.
I need a good night time.
Filthy brain.
I need to clean my filthy brain.
Filty, not a...
You'll start to get more farmers market options.
That's also true.
The fruits and veggies.
That starts to show up between the farmer's market here and then the one on like Tuesdays
behind us.
And plus, outdoor activities.
I'm an indoor kid.
I like computers and TV.
but I also like to get outdoors in this weather.
Like take Fred for a walk.
Yep.
I like to get out in this.
It does make you feel a lot better.
Absolutely prefer to be out.
Like you get the same.
I like being inside and looking at stuff and watching the TVs and all that.
But man, as soon as it's nice, it's venture in times.
I have a bass pro book that I've just been looking through for all my fishing stuff.
Right, right.
You'd be good.
I want to get back on the river.
I want to get back out in the woods.
My wife shot down my eat.
bike idea, but we might still get one.
We'll see how that plays out.
Just get a little, uh...
I want to get an e-bike and go on Woodsy Adventures on it.
Can she just...
Go, you know where you should go?
What?
Go to, like, pawn pro or something.
Oh, yeah, see that.
I mean, I bet they've got somebody's e-bike.
Just some random, like, someone was like, you know what, I don't want this.
Because I don't want a paddle.
Come on now.
Well, that's for, that's for suckers.
Oh, yeah, fuzz is right. Garage sales will be starting to happen.
Yep.
Yep.
So it's, it's on, we're right on the car.
We're almost there.
We're right there.
What's the 10-day look like?
Not shut up.
No, I know.
It's not your hook or mouth.
I know, I know.
Oh, yeah, next week is 30s.
Although this weekend we'll get the high of 50 today,
44 tomorrow, 52 Sunday.
Where like that Sunday would be okay.
But you know what I mean?
Like, look at all.
Look at all of them.
Upper 40s, low 50s, rain every effing day.
Oh, do you see King Fab bought a metal detector?
He says I'm going to be a rich A.
F, dude.
I wish I had a metal that I had. We had the kids have some.
I keep remember to bring them into it. Oh yeah. I forgot that you do. You're out and about.
Because that would be, that's the move. You'll be looking for golden de balloons all along the
shoreline. I'm sure it's all trash. Find all metal. Like, you know I thought about it?
Some skanks old tongue ring or something.
Oh, wow. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not the tongue rings make you a skank.
I'm just this specific tongue ring definitely came from a skank.
Well, I'm saying the skank. Uh-huh.
Had the tongue ring. That's what you're saying.
Yeah, not. Tongue rings are not a skank. No, no, no.
This specific skank was doing oral on the shores of Oneida Lake and then she lost her time right.
Nice.
Give us a follow on Twitch.
We'd love it if you did.
Twitch.tv.tv slash K-Rox C-Ly.
Come on.
Doing so many shows there.
Just do it.
Doing so many shows.
Come on.
We're live every morning from 6 to 10.
Nice.
Wednesday nights we do whiskey Wednesday.
Nice.
Thursday nights we do Cocoa Puffs.
That guy sucks.
Some Fridays we do house parties.
No house party tonight because y'all got your basketball games to watch.
So.
Backy.
We'll be watching some basketball.
Tonight. We'll do another house party soon, though, but it's tournament time.
We're watching basketball. Shootie hoops.
And, of course, you can get us on demand wherever you download your favorite podcasts.
That's the move.
K-Rock the show.
That's the move.
There we are.
Boiled down to about an hour, 15, hour and a half.
All killer, no filler, and there you go.
Let's talk birds, shall we?
Yo, birds are cool.
They're delicious as well.
Cody refuses to believe that a seagull said my name yesterday outside the studio.
Guys, I tried to give him to give me his weed, but he still hasn't.
I walked outside yesterday, and I walked outside yesterday.
and I was walking to my car.
A seagull flew on my head.
What happened?
It goes, Josh.
And I'm so dumb.
I turned and went,
huh?
What?
Yeah.
Excuse me?
Yeah.
Scoo me.
Gosh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Me what?
There's just some lady standing.
Huh?
And I texted Cody.
I said, dude, I swear to God,
a seagull just said my name.
And you said, give me your weed.
I mean, I wasn't even high, but I was here.
The birds are my name.
And residual.
So then I'd go to Cody.
I made a joke, I go, you'll be freaked out when Seagull says Cody and you said Frank already did that to you.
Yeah, you know those birds you hear outside that go.
Yeah, somebody said what they are.
Hold on.
What are those called?
They have a name.
I don't know.
Those ones.
And Frank, Katie did birds.
Growing up, he told me they were saying Cody.
So you thought that the birds off in the distance were just saying,
huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I had to go.
The birds need me.
Well, I gotta go.
My bird friends are calling me.
Well, this is a bird who sings like David Lee Roth.
His owner will play guitar, and the bird will start to sing like David Lee Roth.
The way that birds mimic voices like that.
It freaks me out.
Dude.
It's the weirdest thing, man.
I had a lady friend that had one of those birds.
that mimics.
They can say words?
And it sounded exactly like her.
How do they do that?
How do they do that?
Wild.
It was crazy.
What happened?
It's strong.
Oh.
I had to do an emergency wax melter.
Why?
What happened, buddy?
I had to do an emergency extra strong one.
Somebody crap their pants in here?
Yes.
Here's the birds singing like David Lee Roth.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I love it.
I love it.
Love it.
How do birds do that?
I don't know, man.
I have no idea.
It's the weirdest thing.
Do they have vocal cords or what are they doing to make sounds like that?
And they would, and it could sound exactly like their owners or whatever.
It's so confusing.
That bird, though, whereas it did, it also sounded like a bird.
Yeah.
And that's even funnier.
And they had a dog, is it singer?
Yes.
Yes.
That's an old one right there.
Dog singer.
That was old school.
Canius.
Or canius, maybe?
Yeah.
Dog band.
Dog band?
No dogs, no masters.
Let me hear if I can still hear this.
Oh, man.
Yep.
Oh, my God.
First of all, I.
I'm sorry to all of you dog owners.
I didn't think about that I just freaked out all of your dogs
without giving you a warning there.
Oh, with dogs barking?
The dogs barking?
It's not cool if you play dogs barking.
Yes.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Listen, guys, more animals and bands.
What are we doing?
As long as we're canine us?
All right.
As long as we're, you know, recording animals,
As long as we treat them nice.
No, why not?
As long as we don't abuse the animals, put more animals in the games.
You know what I'm saying?
Why not?
Puka, Bella, I'm sure you've noticed some changes.
How are you talking to?
I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins.
You know, because they'll...
Be fine in the spacious third row seat.
But the twins...
Can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade.
And what about the...
Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds?
I guess you're right.
Can we go to the hospital now?
The contractions are getting closer.
The three-row Lexus TX
Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero
Your ghost app is talking about
1949 in Myrtle Beach
Here's what happened
This one's a not a... I don't think is anything
Uh
Opening of Myrtle Beach Pavilion
Happened in June of 1949
They had record breaking weather
In February it reached 77
Which stood as a record until this year
Yeah this one's got nothing
I don't think
These are just
The Dunes Golf Club and Beach
as well as the Gay Dolphin Gift Cove
opened up in 1949
Because I yelled Dunes really loud
Maybe
But that's all I know about
Your Ghost Apps reports this morning
Nope
Nothing really hitting
I say swing and a miss
I'd like to get some activity
overnight
At your house
I know I gotta remember
Tonight
I'm gonna remember to look
And be outside and do that
We're watching basketball
Hey
Ghosts
Where are you at ghost
Well, some of the rules tournament participants must agree to, men and women,
to be in the NCAA basketball tournament.
First of all, tobacco use is prohibited.
Hey, get out of here with your cigars.
I wouldn't imagine many athletes smoke just because you can't breathe well when you're a smoker, right?
Probably, yeah.
But you're going to prohibit if I want to go get a heater outside real quick?
Right, I'm just a little stressed out, bro.
You just take a puff or two, and then I'm fine.
There is a strict code for sportsmanship.
players must be respectful or they could receive an infraction.
You don't want to have an infraction.
You cannot lift or carry your teammates.
Even after a big win, I can't pick up a...
Right?
I can't pick up Coco and spin around?
Put me on his shoulders.
You can't spin around after a big win?
It's a big win.
Oh, I'm going to put on the shoulders of my team and carried away like a trophy.
Your fingernails can be painted, but they cannot be excessively long.
I guess that's up to what they decide.
Because it's men and women.
Men and women's, yeah.
Yeah.
So that makes sense.
because those crazy, stupid ones
where you're definitely getting poop on yourself.
Fingernails with your long ones like that?
I mean, you fellas want to paint your nails? Do it.
Dennis Rodman used to do it, man.
Oh, no, absolutely. Feel free.
Do whatever you want.
Oh, here come the messages.
There you go, there he goes.
But just the fingernail thing, no.
I can't imagine you play good basketball with long fingernails.
All right?
Like those long ladies' nails?
They mess up your follow-through and stuff, huh?
Men have to tuck their jerseys into their shorts.
Oh, women do not need to tuck since they have no penis.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
They have their jerseys, I guess, are a little shorter, so it doesn't matter.
Yes.
No jewelry allowed.
Oh, I like when some players wear bling.
No jewelry allowed.
That's one of the big things when you start, like, now that my kid's on JV.
Yeah, that was.
The refs come out and they check everybody.
They're like, the earrings got to come out.
I remember that growing up because I was a tape kid.
You did the tape them over?
I just put tape over my ears, which is hysterical that that was done fine.
You mean, I can't wear my freaking Italian whole necklace during the game.
How'd they got to know my day?
You're not here.
Yep, I remember having to do that.
I remember forgetting having to take off my necklace and them being like,
hey, okay, take that off.
Like, ah, balls.
They ain't going to know I'm freaking a day.
Hey, they're freaking going to know what it ain't the fact that I'm 14 and have a full freaking chest heads.
Oh, hey.
I got the heaviest pitch of anybody on the car.
Come out.
Hey, look at this leg hair.
My bulls already need a trim, two to the chest.
tree ton, oh, look at this bush.
Oh, yeah, you know.
That was rough.
I think both of us sure that would do to our Italian lineage.
We just got real hairy real early, didn't we?
Oh, I got hair everywhere so quick.
Did you get real hairy?
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
And still not?
Yeah.
And you can make your own brackets, even if you're on a team, as long as there's no money involved.
So you can fill out of bracket.
You just can't win money or gamble on it.
Different betting rules and all that.
Yeah.
pure they that's all frowned upon uh-huh so you'll have some more action tonight well today kicking off at noon 15 man oh yeah
it's just day two it's just day yesterday but better because it's again another one of these matchups or anything can happen
yes there's a cinderella stories and it's and then because it's the end of the week and you feel even better because
you made it you made the tournament of yourself with your own bare hands you worked hard and made your own hand
like how i felt about my burger king the other day i worked it's and you bought my burger king the other day i worked
card to get that Burger King.
I went to two Burger Kings and it tastes it better because I work so hard for it.
I have an issue.
Demand refund.
91065 K-Rock.
Well, a new report finds that only 17% of Americans get into physical brawls.
That still seems high.
Why are we getting into fights?
Who's getting into fights?
Yaki tell you, it's not enjoyable.
It's nothing badass about it.
It sucks.
There is a new poll on fighting and only 17%
of Americans say they get into physical fights as an adult.
Yeah.
That is embarrassing to the 17% of you that are adults fighting.
Yep.
You look stupid? I look stupid.
You're going to go to a bar and get into fight, tough guy?
Even if it's not in a bar.
Anywhere.
Why are you got to fight about it?
In the mall, you look stupid.
In the mall, you look stupid.
Men, surprise, surprise, are more than twice than likely to get into physical fights.
Although I do like when ladies get into fights.
That is fun.
Yeah, I can't fight.
I can't fight.
Yeah, I can't fight.
Eric's on the text line saying,
Me, it's me.
I'm getting into fights.
Yeah, well, I mean, I wouldn't want to fight you.
I'd say that.
I wouldn't want to fight you, bud.
Yeah, no, it's, that's probably very one side.
That's why I spent a lot of time with Eric,
because if you want to get to me, you got to get through Eric,
and you ain't going to get through Eric.
Yep.
Well, it was funny.
I forgot what he said, but I saw him in traffic the other day.
Yeah.
Like, I went around him just out here, and I had my window down because it was nice.
And I think, what he'd say?
I just heard a voice
I think he said
Watch it, bitch.
So I just heard to the side
And I went, oh no, and I looked
And for a quick second
He's a menacing figure
Even not standing up
But then it was him
And he's a cuddly teddy bear
He doesn't look like one.
No, it's when you hear somebody
That looks like him
Say watch it bitch
For a quick second
You go, oh no, what I do?
See, Rover will fight both of us
Right now.
All right, let's go.
I don't want to.
I'm not a fighter.
I've got a fight in eighth grade
That's it.
I'm not a physical fighter.
I run my mouth.
Well, that's the problem
It's always people like me that are.
Yeah?
And then you get punch in the face?
Yes.
I'm not beat anybody up.
I've got a bad temper, but I use my mouth.
That's my-
My mouth gets me into trouble.
That's the problem.
Yes.
But I'm not going to fight you.
It's my mouth.
I'm a 45-year-old man.
Unless it's a group of women dressed as Steve Harvey,
then I do support that fight.
I'll fight you.
That's a good fight.
A group of women at all.
I'll screw my tires at you,
and then I'll fight you if you're dressed like Steve Harvey after.
The poll asked if a young man,
was publicly
disrespected
but walked away
from the fight
how would he be viewed
49% would view that
positively
so say that again
so say I say to you
you short ass bitch
and I go like this
and you say
yes and you turn to walk away
yes I am
thank you for noticing
thank you
you turn to walk away
49% would view that
as a positive interaction
you walked away from the fight
oh okay
so the other ones are like
nah
punt it
8% would want
you to get in that fight according to that.
You know?
Sorry, I got to punch you.
I'll run my mouth.
Trust me, I'll run my mouth.
And it's going to get me in a lot of trouble and it still does.
Yeah, I get it, bro.
But if, um.
Samezies.
I like to pull that party boy move or whatever people do.
Like, if you're going to come at me to fight, I'm going to take my pants down.
I'm going to make it really uncomfortable for you.
You want to punch an old man with his wean around, dude?
All right.
Go ahead.
Well, me.
Go ahead.
A little bit.
Kind of, you know.
I don't know.
Like, I'm not out at the bars.
I'm not out at things where people are getting into fights.
So, what's the age cutoff, you think?
Like 20?
If you're older than 20, getting into physical bras?
As soon as you're out of college, you're not allowed to have.
Because then it's, it's college.
You're not already developed yet.
It's college.
You're doing stupid things, go.
Yes, so as soon as you don't have to college, sorry, can't do fights anymore.
Yeah.
Unless it's just like, you're on like, well, no,
and I'll say you're on a sports field because then you're, you know,
you're sticking up for your teammates.
But then you're, it's like,
like softball leagues and it's those drunk guys.
And then no. No, that's embarrassing. I take that back. I take that back.
But I will defend my people in my life if I have to. I don't care.
Oh, yep. I would.
If someone's being threatened, I would.
Oh, absolutely. Oh, yeah, I don't care.
I don't know how well it's going to go for me. I'm a little bit bigger than most guys.
So I try. And my problem is that with most situations,
with fight or flight, I am fight.
You are? I walk towards, and it's not a little good tough guy.
You walks towards.
No one was just the quizzical part of me.
Yeah, I'm curious.
But now everybody's got like weapons on.
That's what I mean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
But again, like.
I'm going to run my mouth about it though.
The guy who's walking in between our car.
Yeah.
I don't go.
I didn't go.
Oh, man.
I'm going to call the cops.
I went, I'm going out there.
Yeah.
Cody's a chihuahua.
He's going to bark at you.
Yes.
And if I got to bite you on the ankle a little.
He's going to bark at you.
If he sees you poking around out, he's going to bark at you.
Right.
You light my car on.
fire. The only time I threatened to fight a guy was at Harbor Fast when he said he was going to do.
I like that. What do he say he was going to do to my mother-in-law? He called her a name or whatever.
And he threw a lollipop in here right in the head. He did say, he said, I forget, it's been so long now.
I get it. That would be an instant. We had the tarp down and my mother-in-law still brings it up because I defended her honor.
No, that's an instant. I, like, I don't care if it's. It was just some of Swayga County scumbag. And he says to my mother-law and I stood up and I said, I'm going to knock the teeth out of your face.
Yep. That's one of those, even if it's a cigar.
Gansuan guy that's in your head you go, oh, I'm going to get my ass kicked.
But yeah, you say something to my mom.
I'm going to have to.
I'm going to have to.
I'm not afraid of you.
If I'm going to get beat up, I'm going to get beat up.
But there ain't no way I'm going to let you say that.
Twitch.com.
C.N.Y. 315.364-1009.
You still out there fighting? Come on.
Yeah, but what's for dinner on Friday night?
That's the question no one's answering for me right now.
Good morning. This is K.
I'm not really sure. I might see if Thor-Dash has got any good deals.
I'm not doing fish fry Friday.
I know a lot of you are doing.
fish fries.
No.
I've been real into burgs lately.
I could do some homemade smashburgs.
I mean, we see.
I will see.
On a potato roll maybe with some tots?
That could be it.
Yeah, I'm not really sure.
I'm not really know what I'm not.
You're not craving anything?
No, I don't really know what I'm in the mood for.
What are you guys eating tonight?
Give me some clues.
Give me some clues.
I want.
Some ideas.
Oh, a little Frenchie.
Oh, that one looks like a cow.
Sorry, not to.
Oh, there's a cute dog outside.
It's that little Frenchy that looks like a cow.
All right.
I love that.
Oh, my God.
The kid's carrying a bed.
That's even funnier.
I've been craving for forever the Brooklyn Pickle-style turkey.
Oh.
But I don't know if does anybody else have that turkey?
Because like a Brooklyn pickle, and I don't even like their bread.
Yeah.
But a Brooklyn pickle sandwich would slap.
I just, you know, this is a weird hour.
So anytime I drive by there, it's a weird time.
Yeah.
There's one over and sort of near me, but not really.
There's the one near Tip Hill.
That's what I mean.
That's what I mean.
That's all by you?
order, but it's, you know.
Jojo wants wings and beer. Fuzz had Tully's tenders. Maybe I want Tully's tenders.
I can do tenders. There's several places, Golden Spike Tenders. If anybody hasn't had them yet
over in the East Syracuse area.
Textline plans to just eat some ass tonight for dinner. All right.
Tonight, Senator. Chew and ass.
I don't know what I'm in the move for. I'll see what the family's craving.
Is that? There's, um...
We're out in about tomorrow. I could do some Tully's tenders. Or I could do some tonight. I don't know.
I don't know. What are you guys getting for dinner?
That shall not be named.
Taxline's doing pancakes for breakfast.
I don't like breakfast for dinner.
That's one thing about me.
I do like breakfast for dinner.
But that is a freaking ordeal.
Breakfast for dinner is the most encompassing dinner, I feel like, to make.
It is a lot of ingredients.
Everything takes forever to me.
Forever.
Taxline's doing beef and bird poutine.
What does that mean?
You would.
Beef and bird poutine.
Say more words about that.
I might like that.
Is a poutine?
Maybe like some burgers on it, and then maybe one would like some chicken.
Tax line, me and my boys always do Umi for Friday Night Dungeons and Dragons.
What's Umi?
Umi, Umi, Umi.
Umi.
Umi is.
Omi, Omi, Omi, Umi is a Hibati, it's a Habachi place.
Okay, cool.
Awesome.
That sounds good.
I love a good habachi.
Enjoy your D&D night, Bob.
Who's the guy?
Oh, damn it, I forgot the name.
Who's the guy, the storyteller, or whatever?
The guy, isn't there like the ringleader?
The guy that gets to do the thing that I would do?
like, uh, that tells the story.
Oh, dungeon master.
The dungeon, who's your dungeon master?
Who's your dungeon master, dude?
I would do that.
I wish I could get into D&D because it looks really fun and a lot.
Like, they make these whole sets and stuff.
I think it'd be fun to do that part, especially that.
You do it.
It's fantasy football, but it's just not with athletes.
That's what I mean, but like the creative part.
Mm-hmm.
You know what I mean?
That, like, create, coming up with all the things there.
That's pretty fun.
Beef and Bird is actually the name of a restaurant in Utica.
I'm learning right here.
Oh, okay.
What is there?
What's their Poutine that you like so much then?
I like Poon.
Whoa, we got to go to Beef and Bird.
Okay.
Then let's go.
Bye, we're going to Beef and Bird.
Beef and Bird.
Give me a text.
Let's advertise on the air here.
Beef and Bird.
We love to talk about you.
Beef and Bird, nobody even knows who you are.
Uh-oh.
315, 365, 109, Beef and Bird.
Head up your boy.
We'll get you on the air.
I love you.
They're doing beef and brew cheese.
melt, the little dipper, the big dipper, square beef.
I bet they got good burgers.
They call us the little dipper and the big dipper.
They do.
They do.
That sounds fun.
Just open back in December, I guess.
House roasted roast beef sandwiches, fried chicken,
fresh cut fries and cheesecake.
Dude, beef and bird.
Oh.
We are a marriage made in heaven.
You got to get on our airwaves and we got to come out there and taste some of your
yummy foods.
I love you.
I'll taste you.
I love you.
Oh, that only took you nine minutes ago.
There we go, bud.
I asked you a little while.
ago, we went and played with baby otters over at the wild.
And it was so freaking cute, you guys.
So freaking cute.
That was an experience that I will remember for you.
They have a little like razor teeth so they can cut you up.
Bro, that was the other thing is that I've never pled more.
It looked like I put my hands through us, like a chainsaw factory.
They really nip at you.
Yeah, yeah.
Which is why I can feel this woman's literal pain as Aaron Hodgston just went to go watch
your friends run like a marathon and she got attacked by a grown otter?
Oh no, yeah, you see that and you're, that's...
How big do they get?
Like dog size?
It depends on where you are.
They get huge, dude.
Depending on where?
Yeah.
Oh, man, river otters are...
So she's out there.
She'll tell you the story here.
She went to go watch a race where like, they're running the woods kind of.
She sees a big thing behind her.
Here's a rustling.
Turns around.
It's a big animal.
She goes to take off.
Next thing she knows, she's waking up,
and she's just covered with all these, like, cuts.
Everybody was like, well, we thought they were nice,
and we thought they were cute.
I don't know.
I don't see anything cute about otters, but...
Not anymore.
Especially now.
Not anymore, man.
Attacks like this are extremely rare.
There have only been 59 documented otter attacks ever.
She had to get six rabies shots because probably...
If it's just attacking you for no reason, who knows.
Rabbit, you never know.
Who knows?
Costing her thousands of dollars.
We really don't cover rabies shots for, like, health insurance?
I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
She said, I'm glad it wasn't worse.
That's scary.
You know, you're out in the woods with just crazy otters.
And they do that thing where they don't stop.
Like, you can run away from them.
They keep attacking.
It's not like.
When they're rabid.
All right, there, we're running out of your territory.
No, it's all.
When they're rabid, they don't know.
I'm just going after you.
It's so stupid.
I told you it was stupid. Good morning. This is K.
That was real, bro. You're missing a whole other show if you're not in Twitch.
That was real.
Showing Cody, there's a, it's not, it's AI or whatever it is.
But they're like, we found a new cryptid.
Is this a bipedal turtle man spotted on the river's edge?
I'm bipedal.
If you want to see it, jump in Twitch.
I'll show you the video before we play our gaming.
We're going to do devil's catcalfels.
We can do whatever you want.
That was one.
That's a good game.
I don't care.
You didn't play the devils yet.
Yeah, you were, uh,
Was the Capitals fun?
Was Lovetskin any good?
Heads on the Devils, tails on the Capitals.
The Devils.
I'm the Devils.
You'll be the Capitals.
We'll play our gaming stream coming up here right now.
In Twitch, courtesy of Ryan Phelps Auto Sales,
you are buying with Ryan.
Locations all over town.
I will show you the bipedal turtle man before we play.
Oh, HR.
He wants to show me his bipedal turtle.
Radio World.
You get the 90s at 9.
Come on.
With a little radio hat.
Enjoy your maximum.
Oh,
Skye rock.
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