The Show - IN THE RAIN

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

Coco has a great birthday gamblin’ at Point Place. Bills played a great snow game in Buffalo and we recap the all the NFL/college football action. We announce Festivus 2025! What are some of *our* favorite Christmas movies, plus so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. And Monday, ahoy, ho! There's my birthday boy.

Look at that cross. Look at it. He's older now. Look at it. He's 29 now. Oh, I got to just, hurry. I put my hand in my back. Like this?

He had a big birthday yesterday. Our Coco turned 29. Eating a bunch of birds. Yeah, how was it? Where'd you go? What casino had to go to? One place. Nice.

And I have the piggy's there. You saw the picture. Yep. They have a couple different versions of the games that we like. But got rid of literally every game we've ever heard of. Really? It's a whole new round. All of them. All of them. Yeah. Every single one of them. I like the, what do you call them? Like, feed the, what was it? It's like, feed the pile.

Feed the pile. That seems to be what it is. You've got to do this thing with chickens and they lay eggs. Okay. There's one with alipinos and they get bigger. Oh, I did see the jalapeno one. Yep. There's a rocket where, like, the fuse thing. Oh, I like that. There's a ton.

It's like building up to a progressive thing. Yeah. Different versions. of the pigs. Yeah, I, uh, I gotta get over there and gamble. Cocoa was gambling with his mama yesterday. You hit right out the gate, didn't you? Well, we kind of walked around and looked to see what, you know,

there is to see and play a little bit here and there. And then we did the, uh, that, that big six, that giant wheel that spins in front of you. And then right behind it is still the electronic roulette. So it's a little, toss a couple hands on there. First ball up, 13. Immediate winner. That's what he always plays. 13.

Yep. And then like a spin or two later, 13 again, double winner. Boom. Okay, we're good. Thank you. All set. Boom, dude. Yeah, it's hard to keep going after you.

You're like, well, now I just won. Twice in four spins. Because you know reality will come smacking back. And you're like, well, now I'm, what am I going to do the rest of this day? Yep. Well, that's good. Burgs. Yeah, you said they got good burgers over there.

Well, awesome. It's a real nice. It was always a nice place. But now it's like, it's so. so big that you almost get lost. It's real fun. That's the one right off of the Bridgeport Circle, right? Okay, I know where that is.

I've never been inside that one. They got the hotel now. Oh, nice. They have the big old sports book that I've had for a while, a nice restaurant. The ambiance was great. They have a ton of Christmas-y things going on. I got to pop in over there, do a little gambling. It was very nice.

I recommend just eating over there. They have 80 different spots to get. Is it 24 hours? Open 24 hours? Oh, I don't know. Yeah. Maybe the food might not be, but I wonder if the casino is. I don't know.

Well, I'm glad you had a nice birthday, Coco. I did, thank you. I was asking him before we started here, I hope he caught that Bill's game, because that was a great bills game. That was another big plus of that place. It was yesterday have the sports book, but they have, yeah, giant TVs literally everywhere,

just walking around the floor and when you're eating and all that stuff. Yeah, that was a great game. We'll recap football from yesterday. Nice little snow game in Buffalo. That was fun. Those are the best. Hope you guys are doing well. Thank you, everybody who came in sauce at Stewart on Friday.

Thank you for stopping out and seeing your boys. We appreciate that. We'll be back at another Stewart's of this Friday up in Oswego. Tell you about that. Good, because I'm going to get those meatballs in chili again. No joke. No joke. You liked them a lot.

That was one of the best, like, gas station meals? No, just meatballs in general. Not even just, well, it was really good fast food meatball. No, that was a legit good, like, meatball you would make at home. And then you said they sold them in the freezer? section. There it is. Yep. Thank you, Fuzz, for that sub in Twitch.

Of course, I will announce all of the details for Festivist today. Get the list started as it is next Friday morning. We... It's happening. No, that's too early. We will be live at Lock One distilling in Phoenix, New York

for our annual Festivist show. You know you want to come out. It is a closed event. You got to get on the VIP list. Of course, do you know how to find me? Find me in some DMs. Hit me up on the text sign.

We'll get people in. It's a smaller list this year than last year. It's a little smaller facility. We'll get everybody who we can get in. We're going to open up the second room in the back. A little spillover area. We'll have some games. We'll have some fun and all of that.

Yeah, this is going to be a real good time. I'm excited for this one. This is the most fun thing that we do, really. It is fun. It's going to be next Friday. It is not our last show of the year. We'll have a couple shows after that as well. But it is next Friday. And we will be there.

Hit me up on the text line. Hit me up on Twitch chat. Try to get people in the list to go to Festivist next Friday. I can't believe that, though. I know. We're cooking right along, bud. For real. Cooking right along.

Got a little snow at my house. You got a little at your place, too? Yeah. Yesterday it started snowing and then just kind of never stopped. Yeah. It was nothing like... It was just a steady snow all day. Yeah, and there was only one point after I'd gotten home that it started to blizzard a little bit,

and then it just was kind of like a light snow for a while and then stopped sometime overnight because a couple inches and then that was it. I still had to brush off the truck. Which I cannot, even with my giant snowbrush can't reach the top of, so sorry anybody behind me. Yeah, well, don't listen. There's nothing you can do. It's supposed to be like this kind of throughout the week. I'm looking at the weather. Is it just kind of?

Yeah, like... Off and on snow all day? Off and on snow. Oh, and then where's the rundown? This week it gets up to like 40 at some point. Some areas could get. So from Tuesday morning to Wednesday afternoon, some places could experience a 40 to 50 degree change in temperature.

So it's going to swing. That's annoying. High of 18 today, high of 28 Tuesday, high of 40 on Wednesday. And then it gets cold again. Okay. That's what we can't have is this to turn into like 45 for three or four days. and then it grossly melts everything, just in time for a nice sloppy brown Christmas.

Oh, sloppy brown Christmas is a movie that you have to go through the swinging doors to rent. Yeah, you can't. They don't even put it where you can see the plane of it. Kids can't rent sloppy brown Christmas. They can't do it. They put it way over the other side. We're shopping for our Festivist, PJs.

Festivist is next Friday morning at Lockwood. They go right on your butt. Yeah, it'll go right at my thong, right there, my butt cheeks will be out. All right, perfect. I found our outfits. I'm sure the guys over at Lock 1 will love if we put our bare butt sheets around their... Our bare balls and bat right there on them metal benches there.

We'll be live at Lock 1 next Friday. Morning. I got to figure out. I don't think I'd like this. So we are in Central New York and we're the home of salt potatoes and you know how much we love our melted butter on salt potatoes. Oh, yeah. Corn on the cob is one. Melting butter.

Oh, yeah. Let me ask you this, though. Melted butter on ice cream? So, Stu Leonard's, which they're not up here, but they're like in Connecticut, New Jersey, you may have seen them. It had to be a very specific ice cream. Here's what they're doing. Soft serve cone, and at the end, instead of dinking it in chocolate, you're dinking it in a little butter. I don't need butter like that.

If it was like, pardon me, some type of, I don't know, like pretzel ice cream. I don't even know. I was trying to think of a very specific ice cream that you would do this with, and I can't. Well, here's the CEO explaining it. I'm going to describe some of the faults with the videos I'm looking at right here. We melted some butter right here. I'm going to dip this in our butter. Ooh.

This is trending on TikTok. Then we're going to put a little kosher salt on top of it. Here we go. I'm going to give that the final taste. Butter, ice cream, and salt. Mm. So on. Not approved by my doctor.

Here's why it doesn't work. Salt. Got to have a salt. Here's why it doesn't work. It's because they're dunking it in the melted butter. The butter's got to be hot to be melted. Yeah. And you're dunking cold ice cream in it.

And then like the ice cream now becomes deformed because you put it in a hot. hot liquid. Yeah, it's got to be you have to like re-melt new butter every time type deal. It just doesn't seem like it's worth it. I'll show you a photo. This is what it looks like so I'm going to show you the before. You got the before, you see? And then you go to the after.

It looks all gross. Ew. I don't think this is it. No, I don't want cold like congealed butter on my ice cream. Yeah, no. Like I bet It's probably not bad.

Like if it was on like a donut or something and I could eat it with a fork. Yeah, I'm sure there's ways that it's probably pretty good, but it's just not worth it. Yeah, you're putting a lot of calories and... Yeah, gross. Warm butter sunda. I don't think you need to pump your veins full of warm melted butter and ice cream. Listen, when I'm looking for a nice cozy treat,

I run down to Stewart's and I get a, myself on a nice butter Sunday. You know, I'll tell you what, Stuart, you're hitting home runs. Thanks for having us out there on Friday. We will be up in Aswego this Friday. Let me give me the address. Hold on a second. Let me tell you what Stewart to rat up in Oswego.

Is it that same one on Utica Street? It is 51 West Utica Street. Store number 388 is where we will be. 388. 3.8 represent. 3 to 5 p.m. of course, doing that holiday match campaign, which was fantastic. Yeah, it was fun. And all the delicious treats that you go.

get out and about. Yeah, I ate a lot of food. What did I end up eating at Stewart's Friday? Cinnamon bread, or yeah, cinnamon bread, gingerbread donut. You had your gingerbread donut. Gingerbread donut. I had. I had.

I had my blue Stewart's refresher. Yep, yep. Which was delightful. Your meat stack. Yeah, he closed it out with a bologna boy bonanza. I thought it took video. I'm mad. So Friday, and again, it warms my heart to meet so many members of the

show fam coming out to see us at stewards in random locations on a Friday. It means the world to us. Yeah, it really was nice. I started the day because we were there, we were at stewards from one to five 30. So we did four and a half hours at Stewart's. I started it with a little meat lover slice when I got there at one. Oh, yep, yep. I got the day going with some meat lovers.

He did a little belly base, a little belly base. Got my Stewart's refresher. I was just kind of sampling things throughout the day. ice cream samples of different treats. Yep. And then your boy closed it out with the $699 sub. Look at that. Cody's showing our Twitch viewers right now. That's the meat stack right there, baby.

They do not skimp on the meat at Stewart's. No, that was all for Josh's. That was all for Josh's sub. You're probably used to go into places and they're like very stingy with the meats, not at Stewart's. Not at Stewart's. Orange Chuck came out, got a Mountain Dew. No, I was very impressed with that, the donut there.

They got good donuts. I went home with the... delicious sub, but the whole thing away, I was exhausted. And Cody was raving about their meatballs. I was shocked. You combine them? I was shocked. I got a little container of each.

Because I was like, well, let me just see here. I took a little peek. And I was like, that looks like legit chili and legit meatballs. And they smelled good. Son of a bitch. Yeah. Those are some of the best meatballs I ever had. Yeah, dude.

Period. Good for you. Not even just, oh, for a fast food. or, you know, fast food or a garage or a gas station. Good-ass meatballs. They were so good, I will buy a bag. They have them in the little frozen section there, and I will absolutely buy a bag of those meatballs.

Those are so good. The other food item, as long as we're talking about, what does Katie call it? My, like, food stim, like, you know how I hyper-focused on a food for a little while? Yep. You got me hyper-focused on takedos, bro. Takedos! And it's a problem.

No, it's not a problem. Problem, dude. You probably got some good Mexican places up by you. No, I've been just, here's what I've been doing. So the wife brought home the great value. Yeah. And I'm hesitant to even say this on the radio because it's going to, in fact, impact my life negatively. They're going to go.

They're going to all go. They already are. They're all going to go get them. Jesus. Great value chicken taikitos were in the freezer. I warmed those up, unbelievable 10 out of 10. What do you? What do you do?

Air fryer, yeah. And then I dip them in a little sour cream. That's that. That's the moment. So now, so I do the great value taquitos and now I'm hooked. Yep. But we've only got a dollar general market in Phoenix and they had the Jose Olai taquitos.

Yeah. They were okay. They were fine. They had like a nacho cheese and them. Not great. That's the, yeah, once they have cheeseing them, I don't like them. So then Saturday morning, drop the kid off at basketball practice. 7.45.

I'm like, all right, I got some time to kill us. Let's do a little shopping. Go get yourself some more taikitos because now I got the itch. I mean. I go to Tops. I didn't think Tops would have great value. I know they didn't. Yeah.

But I was like, Cody has mentioned the Goya. Yeah. Takedos. I got to try those. Yeah. Goya ones are good. They didn't have Goya or the Jose ones at Tops. They had like the deli mex or something like that.

Yep, those are pretty good. Those were fine. Those are pretty good. Those are pretty good. Okay. I've never had the beef. No, I got the beef. And then I got the chicken.

Sorry, beef and then I go, I'm like, you know what, I do want some of those great value ones. So I drive over to Walmart, all the chicken great value ones sold out. What's today's date? Oh, geez. That's close to the first of the month. So now I got to figure out my favorite taquitos have been the great value ones. Those are really good.

Those are really good tequitos. But that's what you got me hooked on now. I'm like air frying a big old bunch of taquitos. They're all going to have in sour cream. That's my go-to for just like random Mexican places, flautas or taquitos. I was eating tacos at 1130 on a Sunday morning. I like my food's in a rolled-up form. Call me crazy.

You're like a cigar. You're like the Takedo crooner. I am. Roll the window up, crooner. We know what you are. Wegman's Lights on the lake. It'll be beautiful with these fresh lakes. Get your tickets now.

Save some money. That would be top-notch. Monday's a nice cheap night to head on out there. Go to Lights on the lake. All right. Okay. Let's talk football. Football!

Start with that Bill's game. That was a great Buffalo Bill's game, a snow game. Yeah, that was, I would say, one of the absolute games of the day for sure. Joe Burrow is back. Was that his first game back? Second. All right. So he's still easing his way into it, but it doesn't matter.

No excuses, bro. No excuses. They started out strong. They kept it close, and then right about the fourth quarter, Josh Allen says, not so fast. The second and ten to the Cincinnati 40 with 741 left. There's the snap. Back to pass. Blitz coming.

up in the pocket. 40, 30, down to the 20. Alan looking for the end zone and he's in. All the way. Josh Allen. His longest rush, what do they call it? Run. My goodness. What a touchdown run by Alan.

It was his longest one of his career. Oh, was it? And there was nothing but white snow in front of Alan to run through, dashing through the snow. Oh, God. Chris Brown. So congratulations, the bills. They come back and they win that game.

Yeah, that interception by Bernard for the pick six was awesome. It was a great game. Like Cody says, that was just a great football game. I just enjoyed watching all of it. Yep, that was really good. Titans lost to the Browns. No, Titans won. No, am I weekly?

Where am I? Titans are yesterday. The Brown scored. Oh, there we go, yes. Titans beat the Brown. And they missed the two-point conversion to tie it. Hmm. So now the two and 11 Titans.

Get that big victory over the now 3 and 10 Browns. Hot game. Seahawks over the Falcons. Yeah, that's... By a lot of points. Yeah, the Falcons are just falling apart. Jags over the Colts, 3619. Yep, Danny Dimes tore it his Achilles.

He's out. Yeah, no, Danny Dimes. That's rough. I don't know who they get a quarterback. They don't have anybody. They've got nobody. I don't know who they played after that. I think I've just started the trend of fragile ankles.

Everyone's got fragile ankles out there now. You just... Even the professional athletes. They got to be careful out there. Wimpy dudes with your wimpy ankles. How was your mother handling the Vikings destroying the commander? Shut him right out. That was rough.

And Jaden Daniels said that I don't know when or where, but he re-injured his arm. Oh, no. After he dislocated his elbow, I don't know why you would even bother having him come back as a three, at that time, three and nine team. Because his elbow did that weird thing where it's like, is this part of his arm was pointing. backwards. Yeah, just put the back up and be like, all right, we're done. We're done here. We're done.

We're done. Tap out for the year. Thanks, though. All sat. What were they saying, though, yesterday before that Bengals-Bills game, I don't know who was announcing, but they were like, you know, they might only have four wins, but they're in a division that that doesn't really, they might get to the playoffs.

Not anymore with the Bengals after that loss, but no, just because that division is so kind of beat up. Yeah. It's them, the Steelers, the Ravens. Saints over the bucks Yeah that's so weird When I saw that I was like no way

But yeah Baker Mayfield Not so good Steelers over the Ravens Yeah That was probably one of the other games Of the day He looked Okay but I mean

187 years old That's the thing Yeah 100,000 years old Dolphins beat the jets Are the dolphins turning it around All of a sudden No Do we count them out early in the season

What's their record? No No they're still six and seven If they win out there's a new one apparently 41 is a thing I caught that yesterday on the TV it is okay I don't know what that is it doesn't mean anything but no I don't think it was six seven weekend too it was December 6 and 7 this week it was ah he did it again six

weekend but yeah no they're done they'll win like two more and then you'll be like wow they might be for real if they went out there'll be nine and seven or whatever the hell the records are and then they'll lose the rest of them Broncos over the Raiders yesterday 24 17 Raiders tried to make it a game. Rams over the Cardinals, 4517. Yeah, Matt Stafford, another three thuddies. He's got like 35 touchdowns to like five interceptions or something.

He's got mad numbers. Oh, show. Packers beat the Bears. It was a random Packers had it in here this morning. I don't know if that's something. Oh, okay. Hold on them. Put it on eBay.

Texas beat the Chiefs last night. Yeah, that was a fun game. It was, you know, supposed to be. a little better, maybe a little more high scoring, but yeah, the cheap six and seven. He did it again. Katie, Katie, did it again. And then tonight you got Eagles Chargers. Yeah. Will that be any good?

I think it should be decent. Oh, they're eight and four. I'm taking the Eagles. Yeah, I don't bet I can see Eagles right now. Justin Herbert, he's got his hurt fingers there, so we'll see how long he stays in. Okay. Or if he doesn't, or if we reaggregates it or whatever the hell. And then what was the big college football games this week?

These were conference championships. Yep, they were crowning some champions. He had... Duke beat Virginia. Yeah, that messed up a lot of things because Virginia was supposed to win and then get into the college football playoff. So they didn't.

So it opened up some spots that actually Notre Dame ended up getting screwed and stupid Miami got in over Notre Dame. Wow, Georgia beat Alabama by a lot. Yeah, they destroyed them. They destroyed them. Indiana beat Ohio State. Awesome. Game of the weekend was that one.

Ohio State. missed a, you know, I say in that video game, you can't make a field goal under 20 yards. Yeah. Ohio State missed a field goal exactly. And I went, oh, okay, never mind. So the game was right. And then we got bowl games coming up. Yeah.

We'll get in all those later. Yeah, we got like a while before they start showing anything. And then when does playoffs happen? Playoffs. Playoffs, a couple weeks. Okay. A couple weeks they get everything going. Man, there's a lot of bowl games.

All right. Oh, there's a ton. There you go. It's the most wonderful time of the year. It is. It is. For the Restivists, we'll be live next Friday morning at Lockwood Distilling in Phoenix. We go at 6 a.m. on Friday, December 19th for our annual broadcast.

We'll be airing your grievances, which I'm going to start taking now. If you want to text them, I'm not going to wait to the day of because we don't get as money. If I give you a couple weeks to air your grievance, I can read them all out next week. Exactly. Okay? Exactly. You'll be playing some prize, some games, two of us. to show your feats of strength.

We'll have concert tickets to give away and a lot more next Friday morning. Are we going to have the oven mitt game? We will have the oven mitt game. Okay, just wanted to make sure, because that way I could follow up by saying, and let's not forget that the worst oven mitt player would be our own Anthony LaGuille.

I can't let LaGuilly play this year. He's got to be... LaGuilly. You've got to take a year off, man. You were the Tom Brady of prizes last year. Oh, man. You were the Tom Brady of all of our games. Top-notch.

Let some other people win. He was incredible, though. If you want to get in the audience, it's a small list, it's a VIP list. It is a private party. So hit us up in the chat. Hit us up on the text line. If you're available next Friday morning, you want to come down and party with us. Be a VIP for the P-P.

It is, we'll be streamed live on our Twitch channel, Texas. Right here, we'll be streaming it live, of course, next Friday morning. Everybody gets a sample of. of a Lock One spirit while we're there. I want the peppermint. I got a sip of the candy cane last night. That's what I want. That's what you want.

What I'll have. We'll get you in there. And 10 of you get a special distillery tour. You can hang to. After the show, Brendan's going to kind of take you around, show you how they make their spirits there. You get a special tasting. It's all a big fun day next Friday morning.

Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen that. I've seen the Budweiser. We've seen that. We've been to where they grow Mariguanas. We've seen the stores where they sell everything. You can show you how distill spirits. They make it right there. Yeah, that would be cool.

It's a very tall tower. The spirit gets dissolved, like it evaporates, and then it hits a bunch of plates as it comes down. Oh, it's a whole process. Okay. It's a whole process. I don't know about all that because I don't know nothing. I don't know about all that.

So we've been talking worst Christmas songs. We've been talking worst Christmas movies. let's get a little more positive and look at this list of the best Christmas movies of all time, Cody. And I had to watch a bunch of Christmas movies this weekend. And I'll tell you why. Started my weekend by watching that Diddy documentary. Yeah.

And I had to clean my brain with happy movies afterwards. The guy's like the worst person ever. I don't want to like spoil anything. So if you don't want it spoiled. I'm probably not going to watch it. I mean, I have so many things that I say I want to watch. Yeah, you got a lot going on. It's multiple parts of just the worst human that you didn't know he was so bad.

But he thought, but this isn't like secretly filmed. He invited these people to film him and he still acted like a piece of trash? No, well. That's just him. No, the footage, so it's interesting. The footage is kind of like footage between him finding out he's going to like be arrested or whatever. I don't know why he had a film crew there. Yeah.

But it's a lot of footage of him in his apartment. Like, I mean, him in his hotel room, like pacing back and forth, talking to his lawyers, trying to spin it because all, like, one person came out with allegations, and then, like, the floodgates were open and everybody was coming out. And, I mean, spoiler alert. Well, yeah, we know. They kind of just tell you that he killed Tupac and Biggie. Yeah.

Like he had them both killed. That's what everyone said. After all this came out, everyone was like, I'm sure that he had something to do with that. And then like the meme that I shared on my K. Rock Josh Instagram is like literally after Biggie is killed, Did he makes Biggie pay for his own funeral? Like he says, yeah, we want to do a big celebration in Brooklyn, but make sure Biggie's family pay.

for it, like all of his record money. And then he goes on the VMAs and he's, like, dancing around like he was sad about it. Yeah. It's just like he's the worst person ever. And they've got to release all this big bad boy music without him in it. They're going to have to

now. You can't take Biggie away from us because he's in the back and going, uh, did he? You can't take Mace away from us. You've got to recut all this, man. I don't have to figure that out because that is true. Because, I mean, he just wanted to be the biggest rapper. And it would never happen ever. With other people in the way.

Like, think of where we'd be right now to still have Biggie and still have Tupac. Yeah. And the reason we don't is because of this scumbag. Yep. Yep. No, it's crazy. It's a dive. I mean, he was just a piece of trash to Cassidy, Cassie, you know, the one that he was shown beaten up in that hotel.

All these people come out and they're like, yeah, he had me do this, to have me do that, X, Y, Z. There's a jigolo that, like, he would just watch have sex. with Cassie. It was a lot, dude. It really is a heavy, heavy documentary. Yeah. And I'm glad when scumbags are dragged and shown to be scumbags so that we can all adjust accordingly and move on with our lives, you know?

Hopefully he stays there for a while. He's only in prison for like 50 months, I think, but he's already served a bunch of time. He'll be out soon. He'll be out soon. And I would not, like, this isn't a political thing. I wouldn't be shocked if our president gave him a pardon. But I don't know if these were federal things or state

things that he's up locked on. I don't know. I just like that it got out because 50 was like, wait, wait, wait, what do you? What are doing that? Yeah, 50 cent. What's on that? Over there. Do you see that some of our Flintstone friends were hanging with 50 this weekend? Oh, really? Yeah.

Flintstone sponsored a boogie window hoodie's birthday party, I guess. Okay. And 50 cent showed up. Oh, neat. That's cool. I think whoever the guy that owns the Flintstones in the city did. Gotcha, gotcha. Like, you know, Mike doesn't own those ones.

He just has his name on them. Yeah. Well, that's cool, though. It seemed like and all of our Flintstone friends were down there. It's pretty cool. That's neat. He's a menace.

He's a, 50 cent is a menace. Yeah, I like that he did that interview. With only a station that would run in the prison. Yeah. Did he's not up here in Rome? Is he?

Is he down in the city still? I have no idea. Oh, they are federal crimes, so our president could pardon him. Would they tell us that? Would they tell us where he is? Well, Weinstein was up here.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true. So we knew about that. I don't know if Did he is up here. He might be down in the city still. I think we asked this question before. So all of that. That's crazy. How long is it?

Four episodes, I think, four or five? Of what, like hour each? And no. Yeah. Dude, it's a died. Oh. And here's the bummer about it. Yeah, no, you can tell me all of that.

If that's five hours total, I'm sure I won't. Is I'm, oh, he's down in New Jersey. He's in four dicks. Like, I love hip hop. Yeah. And the bummer is that, like, the first episode, two is such a look at the history of hip hop. Like, Diddy was there when Biggie's coming up, when all these young guys are coming up.

And it's like fascinating to see the beginning of hip hop. And then it becomes this thing about just Diddy being the worst person. And then what was the thing where it said like all of the name changes are like they coincide with a major event that we don't know about or something in that. Was it in that doc? Like all of his name changes met something. like they were all tied to something I think it said in one of the trailers for it.

His fake name is Frank Black. So like they tied in. For like his hotel. Yeah. But like even his prescription bottles say Frank Black and Biggie shouts out Frank Black a bunch. Or that is real name. I mean, you never know with these people. I don't know. It was wild.

It was wild, man. I don't say are they all like each one of the name changes like tied to like him killing someone? Who knows? Who knows? And I'll say allegedly to all this. because only the sex stuff was proven in court, so I don't know what he's been proven or not. The last time I heard from,

other than this, was when the WWE was like, when he tried to change his name to Brother Love. Oh, and they're like, no, you're not. We have that. And it's a weird, weird white guy from the 90s. Yeah, so get out of here with that. No, thanks.

And then that was the last. I heard of him until this happens. The one person, and this is a deep late 90s cut, the one person they don't talk to that I wish they would have talked to, is Farnsworth Bentley. Remember Farnsworth Bentley who would hold his umbrella and stuff? Oh, yeah. I got to figure he knows so much.

Yeah. And he's not in it because he's probably got like an NDA or something. And he's probably... Like everybody else talks. I mean, I'm probably... Yeah, I was going to say anybody that he hasn't got to, they're probably in hiding. Who knows?

Everybody else talks, but Farnsworth Bentley. I wanted to know his side. I forgot all about that guy. Was he even anything? Who, Farnsworth? Like, did he rap? No, he was... Did he's assistant?

But he was Diddy's assistant? during those years. Yeah. And I bet he saw and knew some stuff. It's not like he was like TV assistant. No. Anytime we're out in public, you're my assistant.

And after that, we don't know each other. Like, do you guys remember that era of Farnsworth Bentley where he had a guy with an umbrella? Like, it's kind of like degrading, but he'd have him walk around

and put an umbrella over Diddy's head. But every other person in Diddy's life talks. They all talk, except Farnsworth-Ben. You know? Or does he? Whomp, blah, blah, blah. Huh, I don't know.

That's, it's weird, man. It's disturbing. And here's the thing about it, is my wife and I like to watch these things together. Yeah. But I knew that this was going to be heavy. And I didn't think she was going to like it. No. So Friday night after Stewart, I was just playing video games watching it,

and then I finished it Saturday morning. And by myself. And then, like, Saturday afternoon, she was rapping gifts. And I saw her starting it, and I go, you want to watch this? she goes, well, I wanted to see it. And I go, I don't think you're going to like this. I don't think she made it through very much of it. She was like, I don't know.

I know it's probably everybody in every generation. But man, it is really sucked these last, like, I don't know how many years, learning that every single person from our childhood is a piece of trash. It's just that comes out, man. There's like a very small little handful of people. That were decent human beings. Yeah, right. But like, oh, my God, the amount of wrestlers and rappers.

and singers and athletes. Yeah. It's like, holy cow, man. Yeah, but I guess it's good that we learn, you know? Yeah, yeah. I'd rather not, you know, go unnoticed for some of these, especially some of the stuff with, you know,

the abuse that some of these people. And yeah, floating is right. He doesn't have a single, like, he's not a talented person. No. There was another rapper. You remember that song with Jimmy Page or the Godzilla thing?

Yeah. There was another rapper. who wrote all of that for him. Oh, really? And he was, like, had to coach him on how to, like, do it good. Because he was, like, just rapping like a moron. Yeah. And the other guy's like, no, can you sound like you have some street at all in you?

Uh-huh, yeah. Uh-huh, yeah. Come with me now. Oh, Godzilla. Yeah, Ditty sucks. Yeah. He sucks. So I needed to clean my brain, and I watched a lot of Christmas movies after that.

That's a long way. That was my review of the Diddy Doc to get into Christmas movies. Yeah. It's a nice time of year. It does have, it's like a palate cleanser of iron. It really is. Scarfield's Christmas. Just Scarfield's Christmas real quick, please. The Diddy Doc ended. And I saw Home Alone 2 lost in New York was starting. I go, all right, let's put this on. And then I did a, I do this thing every year, these last couple of years, where National Ampoons will just be on YouTube TV.

Yeah. And I'll just watch it wherever it starts. Because I know every word of that movie. So I can just pick it up. Right in the middle if I need to. Nope, that is a good part to knowing word for word. I also watch the 90s remake of Miracle on 34th Street. Remember that? Oh, the girl.

Dylan McDermann and that one girl who was in everything back then. Yeah, that little, it was like the Pepsi Girl or whatever. Yes, she was in it. All right, so let's run through the best Christmas movies according to IMDB scores. I'll give you number six is Home Alone. Movies or is there specials included? Like half an hour or just, it's only... I think just movies, yeah.

Okay, okay. Home Alone is number six, coming in with a 7.7 on IMDB. How rude, how dare you? Who would give Home Alone a bad rating? Yeah, who watched that and was like, no, this isn't it? No.

And then we get in a lot of old movies. Yeah, I figured we would hit several of that, like, white Christmas, whatever the heck. Like, number four, and number five is a nightmare before Christmas. Cody and I don't know that very well, so... Nope, there's nothing to say about it. Number four is a Christmas story. You'll shoot your eye out, kid, all that.

I like it. It's just, I like it once a year. I watch it one time. After everything is over and like you're done for Christmas and you're like, well, oh yeah, Christmas story is on and you put that on and then you're done. But that's it. Number three is the original miracle on 34th Street with a 7.9. It's fine.

It's fine. I don't hate it, but I mean. Number two is a Christmas carol, 8.1 from 1951. It's the wrong one. I agree. Muppet Christmas Carol is a better movie. That's the only logical number one on this list, but it's not going to be. But that's okay. And number one is it's a wonderful life at 8.6 rating.

So let's make our own list. Those are old. We need to make our own list of the better movies in this. Home Alone should be on that list. Muppet Christmas Carol should be on that list. That's my number one. Muppet Christmas Carol? Yes.

I think I got to put that on for real this year. That's my number one. It's legitimately funny. What would you put on your list? May I welcome you? Good morning, this is K. Rock. It's in the singing of the street corner choir. It's going home and getting warm by the fire.

It's true wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas. A couple of kindness that we share with another. A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother. In all the places you find love. It feels like Christmas. It is the season of the heart. I mean, you can't deny that a Muppet Christmas car is one of the top three Christmas movies of all time. You could have stood there and played that.

It can play this next three hours. I'm good. I forgot how weird this guy is, though. He is. It's a weird land of where humans and Muppets are. It's very weird. Yeah, I always get uncomfortable. This is a very specific reference.

ever acknowledges it. I understand when the Muppets come into real world, what always bothers me the most is when it's a human-sized body with a Muppet outside. And it's that guy, it's that ghost. Yeah, that guy. But also, like, in Fragal Rock where it's the big ones, where it's like, okay, it's a Muppet, but there's also, that's a grown-up. And it's so big and they're walking around.

Those always make me uncomfortable. There's a person in there. There's, like, Big Bird is a person. I mean, not. I mean, not, obviously. Good morning, everybody. So why are we bumping back with that? Because we want to make our list of the best Christmas movies.

And there's nothing against the classics. Everybody's always saying, oh, it's a wonderful life and all that stuff. It just doesn't, that's not my generation. It's not the movies that I like. No. So if I could go through my top three. And then I'll start reading all of yours. Have you been submitting a lot?

Yeah, there's a lot on here. My top three would be in this order, number one, National Ampoon's Christmas vacation, number two, original home alone, number three, Muppet Christmas Carol. Wow. I think those are probably my three. What about you? No, that's hard. My number one is the Muppet one.

Yeah. But then it's almost like that's number one, and then all the rest of them are all good and dandy. And I don't, you know what I mean? It's like Emmett Otters, Jug Band Christmas is a great one. But there's like, what I say, the Grinch, the Jim Carrey one, I do really like that. That's a good one, sure. So I think I would probably put that up there. But I'm more of a specials guy, though, as well.

You do. You love the TV specials. I like the specials. So what was your favorite special? Is it Charlie Brown? Maybe the Charlie Brown one. That's a really good one. I really like all those claymation ones.

Those are all really weird. but fun. Mm-hmm. Like the heat miser and all that crap. Our oldest and my wife like to watch Hallmark movies together and they both love cats. Okay.

And they found a Hallmark movie about a Cat Cafe, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that Friday night. Yep. Want to hear my impression of my living room Friday night after I go?

Yeah, that's all it was. Oh, look at that one. Oh. It was just an hour and a half of, That's whiggin' funny. It's about a man who's a veterinarian. Yeah. And an old lady and him co-own a cat cafe.

Uh-oh. And the old lady passes away. I was just going to say something. Has to come to town. She doesn't want anything to do with this cat cafe. She wants to sell it off so she can buy her big powerful condo. She doesn't want a cat cafe. How, hold on.

However, I'm just throwing this out there. What? I've never seen this. Yeah. They end up together. I'm not going to ruin it for you. Oh, of course. Come on, now.

Like, the veteran, like, it's all like that hallmark, like, where they work in different things. Like, it was cane veterinarian office, like candy cane. Yep. Somebody was Noel. It was all very obvious. Mr. Crinkle or Crinkle or something close to it. My wife was so funny because, that's great. My wife was so funny because, like, the backstory was like,

that this niece went and visited her aunt all the time and they'd had the best Christmases together. Yep. And then the aunt dies and leaves her half of this cat cafe. And it's pretty apparent for like the last 10 years, this woman never spoke to her aunt. So my wife got me in like, oh, so she's going to get a cat cafe. She spent her whole child with this cat with his aunt,

but she couldn't go visit her these last few years. And then she just dies and still gives it to her. They do. They come together. They save the town. They save the cat cafe. I mean, it's not in my top favorite. favorites yet, but you know what's pretty good that I've watched a couple times on, like, Netflix?

That Clause movie. Is that the animated one? Yeah. That's a really well-done animated movie. That's very good. I like that. All right. I'm jumping through some of your lists, as you're saying, what are your favorite movies?

Home Alone making the list a lot. Muppet Christmas Carol making the list a lot. Scrooge, I like, you don't like, the Bill Murray. Yeah, it's not really my... It's... I don't hate it, but... It's a grimy Christmas movie. Yes.

Yes. With Buster Poindexter, driving the cab. Surviving Christmas ADK photographer likes. What one is that? Did I talk about that one? Hmm. I don't know that one. Listen, I know it sounds like I'm doing a bit,

but somewhere in that top five is going to be Christmas with the cranks. I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud of how much I love that terrible movie, but it's in there. It's in there. Make sure you watch it enough for all of us this Christmas. The Santa Claus. I didn't even think of that. That might be my number three.

Tim Allen. I really like that first one. That's a great Christmas movie. Yeah, that is really good. Elf wouldn't be your top. dream? Oh, I haven't watched Elf in a long time. I do like Elf. I do like Elf. A lot of you were saying Bad Santa. I can't watch it because that kid gets bullied and it makes me cry. I don't like it either. I don't care if there's a redemption arc.

No, me either. Poor, chubby little kid. They messed with that kid too much. They didn't need to make it like every 10 minutes something. You reveal a terrible thing about him. Sucked. And that made me sad the entire movie. No, I remember watching that. I think I went with that with my mom. And I remember that the part that I don't remember exactly what was said, but I just remember him standing in front of that refrigerator and talking about the terrible Christmases and all that. And it was like, and he does that thing where like he's saying the saddest stuff ever, but he's fine with it,

you know? Yeah. Yeah. That breaks me when kids are like that. He just thinks it's normal. But man, yeah, it's good. Although it is a good movie. It's got funny parts. We're talking our favorite Christmas movies. They never make the list. Four Christmases. comment on the text line. Again, I'm a sucker for that one. That's the one you liked. Yeah, Reese Witherspoon. Yeah, no thanks. And Shannon Rose is saying the Grinch with Jim Carrey. Ken says the Family Stone is his number one.

Oh, really? What one's that? The Family Stone. From 0-5. What was in that? Look at all the people in this. There's a lot of people in that. I've never seen this. I've heard of it.

It's right here, though. It's called one of the worst. Oh, it is. Yeah, well, this is a big on. This is our. list now. We're making a way. Yeah, if it's your favorite, then who cares? Textline says, why doesn't anyone ever mention the Christmas Chronicles? Do I know the Christmas Chronicles? What's that one? That's a newer one, isn't it? I don't know. Let me see you're

look that one up. Oh, yeah, my mom likes this. What one is it? It's the, I think there might be a couple now with Kurt Russell as that like kind of cooler Santa. That's pretty new, right? People do really like that, though. Okay. I think the first one is a little older. not, you know, more than like 10 years. A lot of you were seeing a Christmas story. Showbro, Jesse, and the text line on a bunch of you were saying that. A lot of you swinging for die hard. I don't get into the diehard debate.

I'll let you guys decide on that one. Ernest saves Christmas. Prancer with Sam Elliott. That is a good one. It is a good one. I do like that. I've seen snippets of that. We've got to get this reindeer back into good, healthy condition.

It's a good Sam Elliott. There's a damn good Sam Elliott. Ernest saves Christmas is on a few people's list. I don't think I've ever even. seen that. Gremlins? I know Gremlins is Christmas. I did, you know what? I haven't seen that in forever, but that is a fun little stupid movie. It is fun.

Well, those little stupid gremlins in that one that, yeah, I was just, yeah, the one that shows up dressed as Santa. Uh-huh. That is great. We're talking our favorite Christmas movies, not necessarily a list. Corrie is in that? Oh yeah. Corey, I am in that. Trisa in our chat says the Santa Claus movie with drunk

Dudley Moore in the 80s. Remember 85 Dudley Moore? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's old. That's I'm just trying to jump around all these messages coming in. Chris's vacation, obviously, making the list a bunch. Roll the X-Miss Chronicles. Okay. Okay.

I know a lot of people like that stupid Goldberg one. Was it Slay? Was that the name of that one? What was that? It's where he's like a, is he like a killer Santa? Goldberg the wrestler? Yes. Slay?

There was a while. Every once in a while, when a, A wrestler gets really, really big. They try to make them a movie star. It's weird. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Is this the one with... I don't know if this is the one.

Goldberg is one where it did not work. Jacob tries to keep the tradition alive by throwing a Christmas party for his distant friends. The night takes a deadly turn when they brush off an antique Christmas board game. I did go see this. That's probably that. I went and saw this with my oldest, I think, because they love horror movies. And this was like a Christmas horror movie, right? Yeah, from 2005.

Okay. All right. Yeah, he's a demon who lost a bat. All right. Eight Crazy Nights is funny. Even if you're not Jewish. Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights. Because he does the characters in it.

He does like his old Adam Sandler characters. Anyways, keep your list going. What are your favorite Christmas movies? Or maybe movies we haven't even watched. What's sitting out there that we haven't watched? That's what I'm Googling just to see the Christmas movies nobody talks about. And it looks like we've kind of. We've hit them?

It looks like we've seen about all of them. here. There's some weird, like, horror ones that people that say that they should watch. They like, yeah, crampus was one of those ones. Yeah, some of that stuff, I don't really. I keep my horror stuff, the Halloween and Christmas is for light, whatever. I feel like I've seen Arthur Christmas. From looking at the pictures, that looks like, I think that's good too. It's in the little, like, cartoony, silly ones. Violent Night with David Harbour. It's another one, like an action one. Yes. I don't need that. I need, I like happy peaceful Christmas movies. I don't want to kill people.

People. Wegman's Lights on the Lake tonight and every night, friends. Head to Lightsonelake.com for tickets and information. I'm done talking movies, but I have to just play this trailer. Because while we were in commercials there, showbrough donkey in our chat said you've got to watch Fat Man. Cody, go ahead and read the description of Fat Man for me if you could. All right. To save his declining business, Chris Kringle, also known as Santa Claus, is

forced into a partnership with the U.S. military, making matters worse. Chris gets locked into a deadly battle of wits against a highly skilled assassin, hired by a precocious 12-year-old after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking. So those two are completely separate storylines. He's in a partnership with the military now, Santa. And there's been a deadly assassin hired to kill him because a 12-year-old got a lump of coal in his stocking. And let's not glaze over who is.

Starring as fat man? Oh, I'm sorry. Mel Gibson is Santa Claus. Maybe it's time I retired. Maybe it's time I retired to go. That's it for kids with a deer rifle, put two holes in the sleigh, one and me. All I have is a loathing for a world that's forgotten.

The United States military would like to procure your services. This is a one-time deal, gentlemen. How are you, Mike? The goal and the kids are well, I hope. Who are you? This is the worst movie I've ever seen This is the worst movie I've ever seen He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake That's great Hey Mike Billy's opening a gift lump of coal Who's the job? I'm like you to kill Santa Claus Walter Goggins Walton Goggins is in this

He's got to be Now the kid wants to kill Santa Claus Damn right Batman You can't be serious This is what people actually think of me. Christmas is a farce. I'm a joke. What's the purpose of your visit?

Hunting. I'm going to kill some things. There is a rising number of our youth making poor decisions. What the big man's head? Surred heads rot. They mold. They don't want his beard? I'm not shaving off a dead man's beard. What? The kid wants his scalp. The kid's name in the assassin's phone is Little Turd.

I saw that. But yeah. Skin him when he's dead. Workers sure have healthy appetites. It's why elves live much longer than humans. And Chris, he does the same. It's a giving that keeps him young. I've come for your head fat, man.

Oh, Walt and Goggins. You think you're the first? Think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly? Dude. This is like a movie we'd make up as a joke. Skagins. Got his eye on you, kids. That's Donner.

Lucky, it wasn't Blitzer. Should tear your package clean off. Wow. All right. I would watch Fat Man. I might. Because that looks like a good action movie. A lot of plot point holes that I'm having.

I just like that Santa Claus is a mercenary kind of. He didn't get this job by being fat and jolly. That's hilarious. Yeah, there really is a dude Christmas movie. It's a dude Christmas movies. That's, I mean, whatever. Walter Gaggins, he ain't asking for the world here. You just ask him for $2 million in an eight ball.

That's it. That's it. That's it. Woggins Gaggins. So, I mean, was that, so that lady he was kissing? Was that Mrs. Claus? I think that was his Mrs. Claus. Yeah.

I think that was his Mrs. Claus. All right, I want to play this for Cody. Let's shift gears here. We're done Christmas movies. Well, we're done when I say we're done. I don't know what the text sign is saying. All right. So, we're a couple of boys who many would say have not matured.

No, not really at all. And this video, while I feel bad for the kid whose mom posted this video because I don't want him to get picked on at school. It's the most boy video that you're going to hear. Okay. This takes us to a mother sharing. Now she just kind of films the shower curtain of her son singing a song in the shower while he's getting ready for wherever he's going. I used to do that.

Did we not all do that? I did. I don't know if I sang this song, but I think you're going to like it. Okay. Weiner. My weeners in the rain. My rain. It's a song.

It's great. My winner's in the rain My wieners in the rain My wieners in the rain That's great He's not wrong What a two And he's actually got a good voice

I agree Wes Oh that's great My wieners in the rain My wieners in the rain Now I feel bad I feel bad for the kid If he gets picked out of school Don't pick on him

Because that's a dope-ass song No but that's the type of picking on that's allowed, where your friends just mess with you because you were singing, My Wieners in the rain, and you're on record. You know what I mean? My Wieners. Your mother says Cody's was I will always love you by Whitney. You always sing that?

Yep. Here, Texan wants to hear it again. All right. One more time. The new hit song, My Wieners in the rain. Meener. My Wieners in the rain. Yeah.

That's what I like. My wieners. Joe, Joe, is it? Is that the new counting crows? That is the new counting crows. It was. That is the new counting crows. My weeners in the rain.

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We certainly heard you. The Lexus E.S. Not just for you. Buy you. See Berdick Lexus and Ciceroe. I don't know what dog you're here. There's dogs. Dog is barked like three times.

I know for a fact, old man, Rick Gary does not have his dog today. I walked in with him. What you think? Weckman's Lights on the Lake tonight and every night through the holidays. Get over there tonight. Head to Lightsonelake.com for tickets and information. And then next Friday it's our big festivist show as we take over Lock One Distilling at 6 a.m. I can't wait.

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and you'll see all of our silly shows as we go live every morning this week. Listen, what is it? What's going on? Well, we're going to be into stewards on Friday, but I'll probably do a Friday night house party this week. It's getting to be busy holiday season time. I don't know how many Fridays I'll have this month, so. It really is.

Appreciate your support on our Twitch channel. Of course, totally free to follow us there. Come on over, and I'll do a house party Friday night. We'll have Cocoa Puffs on Thursday. We'll have whiskey Wednesday on Wednesday. All sorts of holiday cheer. I have this stupid show every morning. And you know your boy loves thrifting.

And I've been hitting up a lot of thrift stores. I'll be hitting up thrift stores today. As a matter of fact. A little bouncing around. Well, if you don't know, my new social media thing is I like to listen to records I buy at thrift stores. Yep. Follow me K Rock Josh on all the places. Follow my TikTok.

I have a TikTok account. He's such a nerd. He's such a nerd. Oh, he's got a TikTok. My hobby right now was just making, like, videos. I'm trying, I need to have hobbies. Otherwise, my brain runs wild and I just am panicked all day long. So I just like making these videos where I listen to albums I buy at thrust stores.

What was yesterday's? Oh, Mitch Miller, sing-along. Oh, Mitch Miller. Yeah. Fireside sing-alongs. Listen. You're going to have a Sunday? Mitch Miller list?

Gotta have one. Gotta have one. I mean, I don't know how you look for me on TikTok, but just type in K-Rock, Josh, TikTok, and Instagram. If you want to watch those videos, this is a woman who on her TikTok, she also thrifts. Okay. She went and thrifted a piggy bank. Oh.

Now where this is going, don't you buy? Gotta smash open that piggy bank. Well, it's an ugly piggy bank, and she might have bought it just because it's weird looking and funny. Gotcha. And if you take the bottom off, it looked like it was just stuff full of, like, plastic bags to, like, I don't know, maybe that would help protect it from the inside or whatever.

Okay. So she's like, all right, it's just got plastic bags in it. Takes it out to her car, starts pulling the bags out. Why would you buy that hideous piggy bank for 1099? Listen, it sounds like there's something in it. And when I was in the store, I opened it up. I see all these plastic baggies in there, but I didn't want to open it in the store. What?

They're like tied together. No freaking way. I'm like shaking right now. That's not plastic. It's wads of money. So it's like rolls of cash start coming out. Like someone had rolled it up and put a man around it and stuffed it into piggy bank. Oh.

More in there. Oh my face. God. Here's all the money. It's $2,028. $2,028, bud. Yo, we all running, making a run on piggy banks at our local thrifty shoppers today.

Just stay off the albums, please. Don't go into the records. I need those for content. Thank you. I'm going to buy all of them. What? Would you see, bud? Something just made a noise.

I don't know if it was my phone or... You look startled by something. Well, you heard a dog earlier, and there's no dogs here. Because I am startled. I don't know what that noise is. I don't know if he came from the TV or... What was it? What does it sound like?

Like a chimes. Was it my phone? It was from over here. That's why it was so confusing. We moved a bunch of stuff last week, so I don't know what's over there anymore. I don't know, maybe. Hold on, you know what it was? What?

I bet it was that TV because cousin Jay just subscribed. We get the chimes when that happens, and I bet that it came through that TV. Because there's no. Don't ask me how to turn it down. I don't think there's things on it. You can leave it. You can leave it. Don't worry about it.

No, there is no. There's like one. button on the bottom. Don't worry about it. We'll find it after the show. You might have to just listen to some rings, I guess, some chimes. That's the first time I heard it. Sorry, everybody. We reconfigured things on Friday, and things are a little different in the studio right now. And he heard a new noise. Start of me.

Oh, right, right. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. That's a new noise. It's a hard. 101 people above the IDA-A-D-A-D-A-Ru-Ship have come down with neurovirus, Cody, because you don't washy-washy-washy. You don't washy-washy. Ugh. And then you share all your grossness.

Nah, that's, see, that's, that's like enough right there to keep me off of those cruise ships, man. Neurovirus outbreak has infected 101 people aboard the Ada Vida. What are they, Dalmatians? Or Ada Diva? Ada Diva or something? I don't know. During its 133-day journey around the world?

So you're just out there. There's nothing they can do. Oh, man. The CDC reports 95 passengers and six crew members have felt ill with diarrhea and vomiting. Yep. That's what you just heard. That TV sound over there. I just heard it.

Oh, did you? Yep. Okay. The vessel started its global voyage in Hamburg, Germany, back on November 10th. Okay. It's going to visit 26 countries. and following the CDC vessel sanitation program guidance, crew has isolated sick individuals,

enhanced cleaning procedures, and collected samples for testing. People are so gross. And they don't wash their hands, and why won't you wash your hands? poop on the shrimp cocktails. And then you eat the shrimp cocktails. We're all in a society together, folks.

Yeah. Why can't we all, Just get it on the same page. Because your decisions impact my life and my decisions impact your life. Let's work together. You don't want to wash at home. Fine. You don't want to wear deodorant and stink to high hell at home.

Fine. You want to wipe your butt hole and not wash your hands and have poop and then go eat your food. Give yourself sicknesses at home. Fine. You're gross, but fine. But to go out in public the way people do. You're in a community out.

just stuff like, I'm not washing my hands before I touch everybody else's food. Screw you. Why, that's just selfish. We're all in this together. I know it don't feel like it, but we are. And that's what happens when you don't clean and don't washy-washy. Yep. You walk right past the washy-washy station.

And it takes 10 seconds. It takes 10 seconds. 10 seconds. And you're doing it. You're doing it with malice. Right? Just why would you know? not just in case want to wipe poop off your hands.

And even if it doesn't get anybody out sick, wouldn't you want your hands to be clean to eat your food? That's what I'm saying. Why would you not want to wipe poop off your hands? I don't get it. Like you're, you just selfishly, you would keep yourself healthier by washing your hands. I know I just wiped my fanny, but. Yeah.

Eat my poop hands. Wash your hands, please. I love that new 30 seconds of song 30 seconds of my song Jam I mean that's just musically speaking Yeah

He finds the root note at the end He resolves what is the What is the melody And that's pretty That's pretty advanced composition For a kid singing about his dong His wieners in the rain In the shower

He finds He finds the chord He finds the melody And at the end My wieners in the rain He resolves. He's taking you on a journey and he resolves it. Good morning.

This is K. Rock. Not to get all music theory on my weaners in the rain, but it's a good composition. Yeah, I don't know. We're in the rain in the next wheel tattoos. I don't know how we draw that one. I don't know we have a little kid's weiner in the rain. Speaking of music, though, did you see Shirley Manson of garbage getting mad at Beach Balls? No.

She's having a moment. And I think that she's... I don't know they were still a thing. Oh, they're still a great thing. We just saw them open for Alonis Morissette like a year. year ago, maybe two years ago? Garbage? Yes. Opens for...

Yeah. Alainus Morrissey. They're still playing, dude, and they still sound great. What? Google. I mean, she doesn't look like the 90s one, I guess, yeah, but what do you? They still sound good.

Oh, yeah. I just didn't, I didn't expect that. She was mad at beach balls. Like, when you're watching a show and there's beach balls bouncing all over the place, she got mad at it. Oh, yeah, that's a... Mm-hmm. Place to put your energy. Ooh, I'm so scared of you, so thrilled by you, what a douchebag.

Like it literally needs me want to beg people to go over there and punch you in the face. Oh my god. It's disrespectful, and musicians have had enough, and we're fed up of not getting paid properly, and fed up of having to play for douchebags like you, you're a middle-aged man in a ridiculous hat, literally want to have asked people to punch you in the face. I don't know what's going on. Is this 60-year-old Shirley Manson talking about middle-aged people? Yeah.

Looking silly up on stage. Is that you, Shirley Manson? Would that makeup smeared across your weird old face? Knock it off. She makes an attempt to stand up for musicians, and I like that because they don't get paid well. Like Spotify and stuff. Screws a lot of musicians over.

They're touring people seem to get them. plenty of money that screws over every one of their fans. So I think she could probably shut up. Yo, she's probably making great money still on that tour. A lot of them are. But I don't know. Every week she has a new unhinged thing and I don't know what's going on with Shirley Manson. I don't know what's...

Don't come out there as a 60-year-old and then talk down to somebody. With a stupid hat, their middle-aged? You're still doing... I'm only happy when it rains or whatever as a 60-year-old, but then come out and talking about a middle-aged man at your show. Who's younger than you? With a beach ball? and like, I don't know, that's a little, a little misdirection, I think, there.

She might be angry at something else. Well, I guess she had posted earlier last week that she hates, she hates beach balls at concerts. So someone did that as a troll job. Everybody brought beach balls. So they got you then, Shirley. Surely you must be that, you know what I mean? Like, you're not that stupid, are you Shirley? Yeah, so just saying, I hate when people do this thing, they're going to do it.

Yeah. You're poking the bear with that one, Shirley. You're just saying, I don't want you to bring beach balls to my show? well. And musicians are fed up with it. I don't think any musician really gives a crap about a beach ball. Metallica had gigantic ones at their dome show. They didn't seem bothered by it.

Right. I don't really, I'm miserable about most things that even beach balls don't bother me at concerts. And I'm in the crowd. You're on stage. There's no beach balls up there. All right. I don't know.

She just, I think there might have been something else going on that day. Maybe it's a, something's in her craw, if you will. Yeah, because she went going for a minute there because it just ramped up. I won't tell him to kill punch you in the face. All right.

Okay. Police would like to talk to you that. That's assault, brother. Start airing your grievances now for our big festival. The show. Beach Balls would be Shirley Manson's a grievance, of course. Text your grievances to 315-364-101 as we will do our annual airing of the grievances next Friday morning. I will read off any of the grievances that come through.

And leave him as a voicemail as you want, if you want to as well. On that same number, 315, 364, 109. I don't remember Matt Barnes, the basketball player. You know him? Yeah. He made apparently $35 million in the NBA. Who do he play for? A bunch of different people.

One of those guys that jumped around. Yeah, he was on the Lakers for a minute, but it didn't. Yeah, he was just in the NBA. Did you hear that he got scammed? Oh, no, really? he got scammed by a snow bunny, an AI snow bunny, someone pretending to be a hot chick on Instagram, the former NBA champ,

who made roughly $35 million playing in the NBA, supposedly gave $61,000 to someone pretending to be a woman on Instagram. He claimed that it started back in July of 2023. he was on a break with his partner. Did she know that? Yeah, no, you usually know. And said a mystery woman started talking to him.

Barnes said that the scammer to keep stress off, hold on a second. According to Barnes, because Sims was pregnant, okay. So it was extortion. Yep. He was probably saying nasty things in messages. Yep, and he was on a break at all because it said someone was, His partner was pregnant, right? Yeah, his partner was pregnant.

On a break from what? He posted... Not having a baby in her belly? Yeah, right. He posted the receipts showing $61,000 in payments to a woman named Zoe. Zoe was not real. Zoe was AI generated. Probably some dude behind an account saying sexy things to Matt Barnes.

Yep. Wow. And I got to say, man, at that point, you're just like, all right, fine. Whatever. He's got $61,000. It doesn't bother him at all. but why come out and admit it now? You did it. You dodged it.

Yeah, I don't know. That's weird. I thought it was over. I don't know. So just so you know. Maybe just that he wanted to talk about it. I don't know. A lot of people. Not relevant even in a little spit anymore.

A lot of people on the Internet are not real people. Yeah. Yeah, that all of the hot girls you see are not real anymore. A lot of the, except the ones that are contacting you. Those are all real. Yes. Oh, okay. Okay.

The people you're arguing with. They're not real. Yeah, they're all bots. A lot of those comments. under every Syracuse.com story saying the most racist... I mean, sadly, some of those are real. Yeah, a lot of them are real, and they'll just put their... They'll put their full legal name and where they were.

Which is some of the most racist, hateful stuff you've ever seen. But even some of those are fake. A lot of them are fake. A lot of people are getting tricked by AI now, and it's only going to get worse. Yeah, it really is. Only gonna... Everybody's getting suckered into it. Nope.

Nope, you gotta... Gotta watch you talk to. They all want to see your genitals, but they're all fake. But no, here's the thing, though. Fuzz is right. What? The girl that's DM in us isn't. That's not fake.

No, no, no, because she's got a friend. Because she can't even de M if she's so nervous. She's so sexy. That's why her friend. She says, hey, my friend, she's afraid to reach out to you because you're so hot. I get it. Yep. I'm aware of the effect I have on women.

I get it. That's the problem. But I mean. You want to, you know, you don't kind of have your friend reach out. Cody will talk right to you. Right there. be shy, but I mean, I get why they do what they do. Joining us in studio for his visit to Joe Stanley Stanley Law, the maximum award people.

How you doing, Joe? A little chilly, buddy. Little chilly. We got a couple stories that you want to do. First of all, people get divorced, and yes, you got to, you know, share custody of the kids, but sometimes the animals get involved. And you're telling me there's a year-long lawsuit you've been following. Oh, yeah.

Last year I reported this couple. I think it was in Nevada, suing. over the golden doodle and they spent a fortune on all these legal arguments. And now it just reported again, the husband wanted to try to go to the Supreme Court of the state stopping the judge from doing the decision because he didn't like one of the decisions the judge had made before the hearing. And the court said, no, no, no, go back and let the judge decide. Then you could appeal.

But they must have spent $100,000 in Friesville already over the dog. And they haven't even gotten to a hearing. And where has the dog been this whole time? Like, it's been at somebody's house, right? He's been at the SPCA, I don't know. Right? Just hanging out. Like, obviously, this isn't about the dog.

It's about sticking it to your ex-wife or ex-husband. Do you ever encounter these, like, weird divorce settlements? Well, you know, people, in my personal injury cases, people, their husband and wife, you know, have a claim. And I've been in situations where it becomes very problematical. If they, during the course of the injury, people separate all the time. And it can become very bitter on how much the one uninjured spouse, thinks they're entitled to

as part of the lawsuit and they have to settle as part of the claim because the spouse's claim is always part of a big lawsuit. Right. And sometimes in the smaller ones we don't ever get to the situation where we sue on behalf of both spouses

because of that problem. That gets tied up. That takes a long time. That's frustrating. If you ever have your personal injury case tied up in a divorce that becomes a contest not about reality or practicality. It's sticking it. Yeah.

Okay. And then you have a story about what, DVDs? The draft kings. Well, DVDs and draft kings, they got sued because they made misrepresentations. What do you think they said? Draft kings? Yeah. That everybody's a winner at some point or something.

No, risk-free betting. Oh, not risk-free at all. No, it's not. No, definitely not. Yeah, you can't claim risk-free betting. How are they trying to get away with that? They were saying because they gave you, they give you a credit if you sign up. It's quote-unquote risk-free betting.

And the court said, well, that's kind of a misrepresentation. And we'll let the case go forward. Yeah, we used to do reads for that, where they're like, you sign up today. You get, you know, X, Y, Z free bets and risk-free betting. And there are no such thing as risk-free betting. But it's a lot like the Internet providers before the Supreme Court, this case. And this is a tough one where there's serial violators of the Copyright Act. They're asking the internet providers to be sued because they're allowing people to download movies and music in violation of copyright act.

But the providers say we're immune. Yeah. That's an old law from the 90s. Back when the internet was new, like you could have a MySpace page and whatever you say on your MySpace, MySpace, the company is responsible. Just like this. Service providers, we didn't do anything wrong. Well, that's a big problem because now you've got two federal laws that are completed.

They've got a violation of the copyright law, and they're saying they have immunity. And the Supreme Court just heard this case, and they didn't really know what to do with it. And they said, well, what would the remedy be? Well, we would just cut off the people's ISP their address. Right. But they may not even have been the person doing it. Yeah. And the other side of that argument is like, all right, well, if we're considering the Internet a utility,

you're not going to sue national grid because somebody used electricity to grow marijuana. They're just using the electricity. and that's what the ISP is trying to say. We're just a utility here. But, yeah, it's an interesting argument. Strange times, Joe. All right, Joe Stanley, Stanley Law Office is the maximum award people. Good to see you, Joe.

Thanks, guys. We are going to roll into your 90s at 9, and we'll do a little gaming street. Oh, Monday not bird bolt fight. Monday night bird bolt fight. I am the Eagles. Cody is the Chargers. Yeah, I was Eagles like the last two times. I'm going to be an eagle.

I'm going to do all the winning now. I'm going to be the best player ever. You can play. Birds. A bat in our Twitch channel. Twitch.tv.TV slash K-Rock, C-N-Y. Enjoy the game. We'll play that right now.

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