The Show - IPAD QB

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

We got ourselves another heist! This time it’s restaurant chairs. Josh wants to be the guy who brings iPads to the quarterbacks. Pee troughs are traumatizing & it seems CNY has a lot of em.... Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Happy Thursday! A quick week.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Happy Wheel of Tattoo's Eve. Oh, yeah. One more sleep, Brianna says in our chat. One more sleep to Wheel of Tattoo's tomorrow. We'll be going live. Look at us. Cody, don't drive here tomorrow. I'll text you anyways.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Yeah, we'll see. Don't drive to this location. Yeah. We'll see about that. Don't you tell me where you drive to win from. Do not drive here. Drive to Baldwin'sville. Yeah, we'll be up at Timeless Tattoo tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:01:09 For the Wheel of Tattoo. show first spin's going to be Kelly 615 she's spinning it nice and we're spinning every 15 minutes till the end buddy I can't believe it couples coming Cody is spinning right I can't wait it's my year
Starting point is 00:01:25 I've been waiting Rosa will be there we got a surprise for Rosa lots of stuff lots of stuff oh it's all fun and games it's all coming up millhouse folks how's everybody's how's everyone the Wednesday good
Starting point is 00:01:40 windy we was windy, very windy. Windy and rainy. Anybody lose power? Flickers. There was supposed to be real big wins last night. I told everybody in the family, charge your phones. Charge them up.
Starting point is 00:01:52 There were a couple flickers that happened to where I did the, oh. And I looked at it out and I went, oh, oh. Nothing. Nothing. Yeah, I don't know. Thankfully, knock on, we didn't lose power. Anybody else have any problems? I see down south of us, like Cooperstown, they might have some snowflakes flying right now.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Yeah, there's some spots. A lot of you getting snow down there? Parts of Kaz were having some snow. I don't know if it's making it to the ground, but it is on the map. I'll tell you what. It's ready to roll, bro. I don't know if the cloud cover last night affected my moon water. Oh, I forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Oh, did you do it? Yeah. All right. I got a mason jar of moon water. I'm going to drink that this morning to cure my ailments. There you go. It was the strangest thing I probably had asked my teen, my youngest teen to do. I said, can you go put that on the sidewalk for me?
Starting point is 00:02:40 He goes, what? Just set it right on the sidewalk for me, so I get it on the way to work. He said, put this jar on the, I go, yeah, just put it down there on the sidewalk for me. You quit asking questions. Don't ask questions. Don't question your fosha. So I'll be drinking some moon water. Does the cloud cover make it less spiritual?
Starting point is 00:03:01 Did I, because the full moon? I thought it had to like hit the moon, like, or the moon had to like shine on it. Is that not a I don't matter? I have no idea. I'm asking our witchy people in here. I put it out. Asked,
Starting point is 00:03:14 ask you know I want to them sons of witches. The clouds don't... Oh, sticker says the clouds don't matter. Just had to be in the presence of a full moon. All right. Well, the full moon was out. And I got moon water now.
Starting point is 00:03:26 All right? And I'm going to drink that and that's going to cure all my problems. Shouldn't then technically most of the water we drink then? Be moon water? Well, wasn't it? Yeah, like a... Because it comes from like those... Lake Ontario was also out in the moon last night.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Wouldn't that all be moon water? Like, his Syracuse comes from that reservoir. I think he's blowing a hole in your theory, you guys. Like the stuff from the city of Syracuse doesn't that come off from like a reservoir or something? All of our water, except for the one that was in pipes and tubes last night, was out in the moon, right? I think that ruins it. Oh, it does. Yeah, once it goes through the copper pipes, they're ruined.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Oh, okay. All right, well, listen, I got my moon water. I'm going to drink this this morning. I'll be, I'm gonna look like Benjamin Buttons in here. I'm sorry. That's it. I'm gonna get youthful. That's it.
Starting point is 00:04:12 I'm gonna be full of a bit vigor. I don't know. Piss and vinegar. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yep. Cocoa Puff's tonight. Of course, we'll get into all of that. The show that's also full of piss and vinegar.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Oh, piss and vinegar. It will be out in the moon. Yeah, Syracuse water comes from Schenny Atlas Lake. So that was out in the moon last night, right? But again, I'm sure there's something. But that's not jarred up. It's got to be jarred up. Okay, good, good, good, good.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Seven o'clock, Cocoa Puffs. Uh-huh. The show, too dangerous for the ruder. What is this? You do a show tonight at 7 p.m. This is new. On our Twitch channel. When did you guys start doing that show?
Starting point is 00:04:55 Isn't this Twitch thing, something we do every day? Is that every day? Is that something every day? You know, you'll be live. You know the rundown guys. So many friends showcased tonight. We got Joe's Buzz. We got Sweetgrass.
Starting point is 00:05:06 We got East Coast Emerald. Tune in to Twitch at 7 o'clock tonight to find out. And the biggest sponsor of them all, Jesus. Oh, that's right. Really everything's brought to us by Jesus. Is it not? Is it not, folks? Bring it in.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Smoke a fatty with the Lord. I don't know why you guys don't seem to learn your lesson. Stickers is in chat. Stickers is spinning the wheel tomorrow. Already saying what tattoo she doesn't want to get. You don't put that out in the universe because then it's going to be landed on it. Stickers?
Starting point is 00:05:37 Yep. You just, you don't. You gotta just guess. Even though I'll ask everybody tomorrow before they spin. Because by then. I think we've learned you don't put it out in the universe, all right? You don't put it out in the universe. Because then you'll end up with Trampstay.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Cody Arthur Leese. Trimstein. Because I got, I think I'm fine with, I think I'm fine with all the tattoos. I just wouldn't know what to do with the vacuum, but that's, so that'll be the one I land on. And I'll just put that on my butt cheek or something. Right. You know what I'm. saying.
Starting point is 00:06:09 I think that's the new rule. They all have to go on butt cheeks. Oh, especially lady butt cheeks. Nope, only dude butts. Oh, all right. Oh, Kelly likes all the options. Good. Very exciting.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Yeah, they all seem to be big hits on the Facebook there. I'm excited about it. Tomorrow morning we will spend the wheel over at Timeless Tattoo at the annual Wheel of Tattoo show, and you will tune in on Twitch. I'm using a remote cam, so I'm only going to be on Twitch tomorrow. morning. Hold on a second. Why do I have no sound in Utica? Uh-oh. Really? Is my mic not? There's nothing going. Can you hear me in Utica?
Starting point is 00:06:48 Oh, let's see. Check, check, check, check. Hala, ha, ha, ha, ha, oh, interesting. I don't know. Maybe the board just died? Oh, no. Does it help, does it need to be reset? I don't know how to do that. I don't either. I feel like it's like once every a long time ago. If anybody's listening on 94-9 right now, can you just text that you can hear my voice. Let's see. No, but usually people text in really fast when they can't, and it's been more than a couple seconds right now.
Starting point is 00:07:15 All right. So then I guess it's working. Maybe something is broken on my system. Smoothie said it happened to him yesterday. All right, sound is good on 94-9 I'm getting. All right. Chief Engineer. Hold up.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Ah, man, I took a tumble. I took a right tumble down, man. All right, anyways. We're good. We're good on 94-9. My meters are off and it's giving the illusion of dead air, but I guess it's just the board. And another story of what's the plan.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Spanish authorities have arrested seven suspects accused of stealing restaurant chairs across Madrid. Oh, damn it. They got them? I got to make some phone calls. Oh, that was part of your big underground chair room. Oh, damn it. You don't know. That's where I was going to ask.
Starting point is 00:08:04 The markup for chairs in the states is outrageous. I was going to ask what? the next plan was because they stole 1,100 chairs. Yeah. What did they put them in a big old truck? They did it over a while. Like, over a while. I'll give you the whole story, but I'm asking like,
Starting point is 00:08:22 it was a couple guys at Chili's that every couple days they would just, as they left. Just take it with them. Just take it with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just one at a time. One at a time. No, I guess this took,
Starting point is 00:08:37 I can always. only guess maybe they scrap them. Is that a thing? Or did they say what they were? Metal wood. Your metal chairs, I believe. That's what I'm asking. Probably then.
Starting point is 00:08:47 The same reason that people would try to take, ask tons of grocery carts. They would scrap them? Yeah, because they're all metal. Oh, okay. Spain's national police announced that the criminal group targeted outdoor seating at 18 different places. In Madrid and various locations during August and September, do you remember?
Starting point is 00:09:14 Can you imagine you live in Madrid and you're just, you're doing crimes instead of enjoying Madrid? Crimes are everywhere. You can go to the nicest place. Go to Hawaii. There's crimes out in. People are always going to be crime and nowhere you are. They're all not doing crimeing. The theft ring included six men and one woman who operated at night taking chairs from restaurant patios.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Police estimate the stolen property's value around 69,000. Nice. The suspects face charges including theft belonging to a criminal organization. They resold the stolen chairs in Spain, Morocco, and Romania. So somebody bought the chairs then? So they just opened a store called chairs, chairs, chairs, chairs. There's an underground. The longer I do this stupid show, the more I learn there's underground markets for literally everything.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Yeah, I mean, if you know different parts of different businesses, I guess you could, I'm not paying retail for my restaurant chairs. I know a guy. I know a guy. And then they're still making an ass ton of money, which then leads you to believe what a ring that restaurant chairs are then. If they resold all those, probably they're not going to sell them at more than, you know, market price, I guess, if you will.
Starting point is 00:10:29 So the people that are, that stole them, not that they're taking a loss because they stole them, but they're selling them for less. So how much are they if it's $62 per chair? All right. Times what? It's like it's 1100 chairs valued at $69,000 comes out to like $62 bucks per chair. So what? You sell them for 30?
Starting point is 00:10:53 I guess. I just like that they were doing kind of what I said, but they weren't working there. It'd just be like if you were out past last call and you were walking through Armory Square and you're like, oh, thanks, outside patio chairs every couple days. And that explains why it's all, they're all chained up all the time. Yeah. But that's, I mean, that's a big, they went city to city, I guess. Because I'm assuming these places aren't, I can just picture like margaritas every couple days being like, son of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:11:25 They got us again. They got us again. Oh, well. Here, take the credit card. That's what I'm saying. You show up to open that morning. You're like, God damn it, the patio chairs are gone. But if it's just here, so it's every couple days, we just keep stealing them.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Oh, man, again? It's the ninth time I've bought chairs. My family don't name's so familiar. Oh, hoi, ho. Happy Thursday. Whiskey Wednesday tonight. No, sorry, sorry. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:54 We were just talking about this. Cocoa Puffs is tonight, 7 o'clock. Tonight shows Cocoa Pops. Seven o'clock on our Twitch channel. I did it last night. Oh, you did? A lot of people did. We were just laughing because y'all got so cooked during Whiskey Wednesday last night.
Starting point is 00:12:07 We watched an entire music video, not even on the screen, really. It was zoomed in super close, and none of us noticed. We were just listening and vibing out, man. We're just vibing out, man. Didn't even pay attention to it. We're just chilling out, man. No, don't even worry, man. Pud, I don't want to tell them that, but PUD's up in a tree stand right now and says you're seeing snow.
Starting point is 00:12:27 I don't, hey, hey. And certain higher elevations. High elevations. You could definitely be seeing some snow. even other lower elevations. Getting a little S word this morning. Bright and early tomorrow. We will be over at Timeless Tattoo.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Be tuned in. Oh, buddy. Ah, yes, yes, yes. Go have some fun. Wheel of Tattoos Day. Yes, Kyler Murray has been benched and replaced with Jacoby Brissette. Oh, yeah. That's what I was going to ask you about.
Starting point is 00:12:54 What does that mean? They put him on IR. Why? Kyler Murray. He gets hurt a lot and he is a, I don't remember what he had because I have one of my teams here I'll give me one second I can tell you
Starting point is 00:13:08 but he's been hurt on and off for the last few games that's what gave me a little bit of hope when the Cowboys were playing already dropped him do Kobe Bressett you did? No Kyler Murray but he was having a tough time coming back
Starting point is 00:13:22 so they were probably like all right you know what here we're going to do sit down take the four games take a month or whatever it takes and you know sit out They're not going really anywhere anyway, probably. And Jacoby Brissette just proved he's capable.
Starting point is 00:13:38 So they were like, we don't really need you right now. They've kind of been wishy-washy with him because he's been back and forth. Yeah. We get hurt, not playing well. But then all of a sudden he'll have an amazing game. Because it's already been, it's hard to come up that he doesn't watch tape. Which one? Kyler.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Kyler Murray. He doesn't really like pay attention as much. He kind of will play call. of Duty or Madden instead of watching game tape type deal. Come on, bud. You got to be part of the team here. Yeah. If I had to have an NFL job, I'd want to be iPad guy.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Just the guy that hands it to him. Or gal, there's a lot of ways to do it too. But like, I'm so focused on the gadgets on the sideline. That's how much I don't really care about sports. I just like seeing the gadgets. All the little things. Like the helmet warmers I like and I like the iPads that are right there. See, so you would have liked North Carolina sideline for that Syracuse game
Starting point is 00:14:31 because that was the most. gadgets I've ever seen for a college team between the little roof that they had for each one of their benches. They probably got a ton of money. They had the helmet warmers. They had the oxygen machines. They had the iPads. They had all of the things.
Starting point is 00:14:47 I like when the quarterback finishes whatever. He's out of the game. Comes over to the sideline, takes his helmet off, and somebody comes over with an iPad and they start watching Bluey or whatever. They start looking. They start watching. You want to watch Bluey, bud? Hey, want to watch a cartoon for coming?
Starting point is 00:15:00 Let's take your mind off of that terrible intercept. Come on. You want to watch a little bluey? Yes. Okay. And then they watch Bluey, right? That's what I'm assuming they're doing. See, I miss the old days of what they used to do.
Starting point is 00:15:11 It's a Microsoft surface. My apologies. They would, after that, like, a quarterback would do something. And then he would have to go over and then take a phone call. Oh, and they would talk to the guy, like somebody who's watching the tape. The coordinator was upstairs and you'd be like, some coach would be like, hey, ads on the phone. Hey.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Oh, dude. And then you'd see him standing over there. And that gave for a lot of fun TV moments. of those guys arguing, but he was on the telephone. Because the guy was, the guy... I know what I'm doing. I know what I did. Yeah, because the other guy's up in the booth.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Mm-hmm. I want to talk to you. All these iPad kids are just on the sidelines watching their iPads. Ridiculous. He can't get enough real-world World World World's challenge. Hey, bud. Just threw a pick six while I watch a little Skibbitty toilet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Yeah. A pick with Skibbitty, Ohio. I'm shopping over here. Because now, I don't even want to say this out loud, you guys. It's going to snow! It's going to snow. The weather... Ripped it off like a Band-Aid.
Starting point is 00:16:06 C-N-Y Central just showed, I guess on Tuesday. Especially up in Oswego County in, like, east. It looks like three to six inches, guys. It'll be that snow that's there and gone, though. I hope so. Because it's not cold enough to be under 30, whatever, for long enough. I just got to make a plan to stay ahead of it this year. If we're going to get into whatever last year was,
Starting point is 00:16:28 and we're all in chat right now talking about, we were worried about our decks, worried about all the, you know, the roofs. I'm just going to stay on it. So if it's coming, I'm going to stay on it. Yeah. And I'm going to get like one of those little power shovels. Let's get out there and shoveling up.
Starting point is 00:16:43 A bunch of you have them. What's a good power shovels? I'm asking you guys. Those like things that, they're like mini snowblowers, but they're just like, I don't know how to explain them. Or your arms, if you're a man.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Have you a man, you can shovel it. I am not a man. I am a song and dance man, and I am not looking to do manual labor. So, I want a power shovel. you have to get one. Big day in Odessa. Don't wait.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Oh, I know. I'm not going to wait this year. I'm going to get on top of that now. Big Day in Odessa, Texas. They got a new bass pro shop. And I love, I love me a bass pro shop. I'll wander around a bass pro shop for so long. I'll start to justify getting a boat.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Happens every time I go in there. Let me start looking at them. I see one sitting there and I go, you know what? It's a hundred bucks a month for this thing. No. Don't need it. Yep. Don't need it.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Well, in this one, the fight broke out at the bathrooms. Oh. In the bathrooms? I don't know why. You can see the video all over social, but it's like there's these two guys fighting near the bathrooms, and then an unrelated fight breaks out in another part of the... What? This is just the audio of it.
Starting point is 00:17:54 It's not going to make any sense. Yes. Yep. What did you say? And you wonder why our schools are falling up. parked. Voice of reason in the middle of that Bass Pro shop. People fighting in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:18:10 This is your setting an example. Like what what would make you fight? Bro, we went to the... At a Bass Pro Shop bathroom. I don't know. Like Space Babe says, you oughter water, you order Whopper plopper in a Bass Pro.
Starting point is 00:18:24 They're coming for you. I mean, we went to the Bass Pro in Las Vegas, dude. Oh, I'm sure that's huge. It's a next level, Bass Pro. Multiple levels. There's like a... pond and a river running through it. It's got a casino attached to it, dude.
Starting point is 00:18:41 With, like, wildlife-type games. That's where you feed the pigs originated from because you feed the pigs, and then you got to feed the cows, and then there's a game of feeding the horse and the sheep, and then you got to go catch your dinner. Oh, yes, yes, yes. And then you can play the slots. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:18:58 That'd be fun. Yeah, maybe he was looking at his wiener. He was going to get a little jealous. Hey, stop picking up my back. Get out of here. But unless it's like a big old trough like at the dome, it's always funny when you get people at the dome that have never been in there before. When you're in there peeing and you hear someone come in for the first time.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Wait, what? What is this? Like someone from out of town? Yeah. Is it they still the big circular sinks in there too? Aw. That's got to be fun for people. The hell is this?
Starting point is 00:19:27 Oh yeah, we pee in troughs. You guys just all pee in each other? We pee in troughs. Yeah. Yeah, saddle up. Literally as close as you can. bring it in boys bring and take them out all the way around the room hilarious it is a shocker it's i've traveled a lot of this country and this globe i have never experienced a petroff
Starting point is 00:19:49 anywhere but neither maybe some dive bar in the middle of nowhere i've done it but i can't remember it no yeah it's just there at the dome the only place i've ever had to pee in a trough has been at the dome And I think the thing about it is is that the majority of the people are like, you're like, yeah, we know you're doing renovations and all that, but don't leave those. We fit so many dudes in there next to each other that if you put urnals, we're going to be waiting forever. So I don't even mind.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Does it really get that packed in there during the games? Dude, I'm going to stay next to you how close I've been. Ew, ew, ew. All right, do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not, no, no, no. I'm not standing that close. He was shoulder to shoulder.
Starting point is 00:20:34 And you're just barely touching. Not happening. There's also some where, depending on the way that you're standing, like in the corners, like in the corners. Yeah. Because they go all the way around. Yeah. So say you're standing, you're both at the corner.
Starting point is 00:20:50 You're kind of like right at each other almost. It's the funniest thing, man. You're pressing ham. Your butts to butts. It's the funniest thing. I'm getting reports of other traw. Oh, there's other troughs. Fulton Speedway had troughs.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Do they still? Do they still have them? Do they still? Trough report. Show sister says in chat, I went to a diner south of Albany and the woman's bathroom just had two toilets in the same room, no divider. That happens a lot in men's rooms. It'll be toilet urinal. And you're like, am I supposed to.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Oswego had that over a couple different ladies' rooms. Really? Where it was just two turlets, no divider, nothing. And they would just, you and your friend go in. That way, you know, it's not as awkward. Like, I never know what to do. Like, am I like, like, the example I'll give is sales in Beaville. If you go into sales, and even I think, no, just sales has it.
Starting point is 00:21:42 You go into sales, and it would be, it's big enough that I guess I'd be okay. If we just both had to do number one. Yeah. But I still lock the door because I'm shut out. I don't, I mean, oh, if there's, are there multiple bathrooms there? No, it's a big bathroom. Okay. But it's toilet, urinal.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Oh, then locked door lock. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, same. No, no, no. Sorry, you can wait a minute. Just one sec. Yeah. Because I don't want you coming in to do a raging dump while I'm being real quick.
Starting point is 00:22:14 I'm sitting down and somebody just comes in next to me. So yeah. And we got to talk or something? No. No, thank you. No, there's a couple that are also where you lose your privileges, because like up on Oswego, where I'm sure for other places it's not, you lose your privileges, but you don't get a door.
Starting point is 00:22:31 You poop with the door. door off, sorry. Why? Did you broke? Who knows? In Oswego broken or they were doing things in there? I don't know what. All right, hold on a second. I'm getting a lot of trough reports. Got a lot of troughs? Old
Starting point is 00:22:45 City. They said the Raven had that and Old City had that. Are you guys saying the trough or what? Or the toilet thing? Because a bunch of those bars had the toilet thing. Our town Field Day's giant pavilion has a men's trough. All right. It's a Newport Fire Department saying that.
Starting point is 00:23:01 The Metallica show, my daughter's fiancee was using the trough and another guy come up and used it. My daughter's fiance goes, that was a powerful stream. Was that 1080P? That's funny. Grandest and the New York State Fair used to have a trough. Did it? That is true. That is true. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Weed Sport Speedway has a trough. So a lot of these are places that haven't been multi-million dollar renovations. Yeah, I guess my friends up at Bombers and Phoenix still have a P-Troff. I've never been in bombers. but that makes sense. That sounds on brand. Yeah. Look,
Starting point is 00:23:34 Sugar's, Jim's starting to not have stalled doors. Well, why would they do that? That's not fair. Why would they take the stall doors off? Even if it's like people are doing things in there, I feel like the answer is to not just take the doors off.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Sorry, then get rid of the bathrooms then. Because I'd rather just have to not poop or have to go somewhere else than have to poop with the door off or even pee. Is that what it is? People doing sex in that, or cocaine?
Starting point is 00:24:00 I don't even know. Well, I don't know what people do at gyms. I'm not going to the gym. Like, what would be the reasoning to take the door? It's got to be sex or drugs, right? It's not rock and roll. Anyways, 315, 364, 1009.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Donkey. I'm just going to poop in the sink then, I guess. All right, I get it, dude. Like what it feels like when you're peeing in those troughs. Just a weird, big metal sink you're peeing on. It feels like prison. You're like in prison. Coco Puffs is tonight.
Starting point is 00:24:30 7 o'clock. Oh, no, I got to go home. Twitch.tv slash K Rock, C&Y. It'll be real dark by seven. It started four minutes ago? It did, yeah. Ha, ball. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Ha, ha, fanny. No, I was saying on Whiskey Wednesday last night. Yeah. It's like, it was dark by five. Yep. Like black, dark. I think a lot of that was the cloud covering the rain, but it was dark. Because it was about then that I had to, because it started the hard rain and wind when I took Alice out the first time.
Starting point is 00:24:57 And then it broke just the littlest bit, like, right about. Like 650 something. I was out there and I was like, all right, we got to go. It was like, it's starting to rain again. I was like, it's windy. It's pitch black out here. I don't hear it. Going by a deer.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Because I like that right now. The sun is up and it's nice out. I'm being selfish, I know. But tonight at 7 o'clock. Yes. Jump on Twitch.tv slash Kroxie and why go make your bird Twitch. I'm going to make your bird Twitch. Turn around, BJ.
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Starting point is 00:25:39 Sweetgrass, two locations, Union Springs and Seneca Falls, Joe's Buds on Onondaga Boulevard, and of course East Coast Emeralds, right to hire behind the Daily Diner in North Syracuse. I'm going to get from them today a couple water pipes to show y'all. I've spent the last. seven minutes trying to find the letter so I can do this story properly, and I can't find it. Because I want to see what the letter said as Maine Health, which I guess is like how we have like, you know,
Starting point is 00:26:15 Excelis Blue Cross or whatever. Main health is what they have up of Maine. Is apologizing. My bad. For accidentally sending a lot of people, 531 patients, letters that they're doing. dead. And I can't find the letter. If they're ghosts. Anybody can find the letter.
Starting point is 00:26:35 They had to tell them. They were doing their duty. Let's see. What was it? Maine Health. Maine health death letter, I guess. A large health care system in Maine is apologizing after telling 531 patients that they are dead. Yeah, you don't got to apologize because I know I'm not.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Let's see. Yeah, right? Like, oh, my bad. I know. I know. Sorry. No, no, no. You're not dead.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Sorry. Yeah, you could just say, hey, that's our bed for. ending that, but... The letters expressed condolences and included information on how their next of kin could resolve their estates. Oh. The company is a non-profit called Main House.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Spokesperson says there was an error in their computer system. They sincerely regret the goof. Yeah, but if I got... If I got a letter saying I was dead, I know I'm not, though. They really see... Yeah, they seriously regret the goof.
Starting point is 00:27:27 I goof. I goof, y'all. Sorry, you're not really dead. We goofed. We goofed up. Y'all, we goof. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. Oh, it's Maine.
Starting point is 00:27:39 It wouldn't be Southern to be like, yeah, we, no, what's Maine? Raw. It could be like that. That's what that is. That's what those movies take. Wow, you're not really dad. Yeah, we goof, you know, so. It's a little Canadian, but it's more like, like it's Wayne Mahar's accent.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Oh, wait, wait. You find it? Did I? Oh, it's all like. not zoomed in. Oh, you can't read it? Damn it. They want to assure everyone
Starting point is 00:28:05 that the patients were never listed as deceased in their medical records. Yeah, you can kind of make this out. Give me a little bit of it. What's it say? Dear Cody Leasy, you are dead. We would like to extend our condolences on the passing,
Starting point is 00:28:19 and then there's a person's name, but it's, you know, blurred out. We are reaching out to keep you informed about your next steps related to what we said above. We're here to assist you, a representative from this service is going to contact you. Please know that as a family member or third party assisting with the estate,
Starting point is 00:28:38 you are not personally responsible for some debt. It's just basically like, whatever. But that first part, yeah, we are reaching out to keep you informed about the next steps related to this person being dead. I guess if you don't. And it's you. Like if I got it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Or like a lot of most of my mail, like it goes, we'll go to my moms. so that'd be funny if she opens that and be like sorry Cody's dead well there you go Cody I got a letter that you die are you dead no I'm ready I'm right here I'm gone now bye absolutely I'm gone no it's like the it's the sign felt no what's that
Starting point is 00:29:16 yeah sorry Grammy's sick don't call here I'm dead now bye I'm dead now bye alright well they're sorry all right we're sorry I pronounce you dead I'm sure they had to put the sorry that we sent you with things that you're dead because i bet there were at least a couple like old people or something were like that's offensive i'm not dead yeah not soon but not right now
Starting point is 00:29:39 uh-huh man don't know no no we don't pronounce the ah sorry or sorry yaw sorry sorry sorry uh so i don't y'all don't dead yeah i can't do it's hard it is that it is that guy though because that's where all stepan king's movies take place right isn't it massachusetts oh it's I mean. Oh, it's Maine. He's in Maine. So that guy would be. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Yeah. It's close, right? It's a little like Boston. You're not here. I. Have a yard go out of raw. Sorry, your dad. Turned on this radio show this morning.
Starting point is 00:30:12 They're doing Kennedy impressions. And they spent five minutes trying to figure out how to do a proper main voice. At all. You want to go down to the pier? Have y'all self a fast. They just kept doing it. You don't do main. If it helps, this is how I do impersonations at my house when I'm trying to do.
Starting point is 00:30:32 a voice. I just stand in the mirror and watch my mouth. Do you really? Just do it over and over and over. Rob. I go to all that, Rod. All right, let me see if this guy, if he swears, I'll dump him. Are you? Well, we welcome you back. We're teaching you how to speak like a knowing wonder,
Starting point is 00:30:48 but today is a special day because today we're going to be talking about special words from the state of Maine. Okay. Now, a quick change of wardrobe. Wardrobe. Like a little mini- Kennedy. You want to learn how to talk Maine.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Yeah, I do. You've got to wear LLB material. And you've got to have a little headlight. Okay. It's got a little costume on it. Get to the words. It is deer season. Dia.
Starting point is 00:31:15 It is Dia season. Dia season. Hunting deer. And they're not dears, although we sometimes say that. The first word that you're going to want to know if you come up here to Maine is that you don't like in Massachusetts,
Starting point is 00:31:29 you people down there. Down there. What you say. is you're going out in the yard. We don't do that. We add to it. Up here in Maine, we say dooyard. If you're going to go outside, it's dooyard.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Later on in another video, I'll teach you how they say it up in a rooster county, which is completely different. We're going to the rooster county. I remember a rooster county. So just never mind. The dooyard. Going to go out of the dooyard? Dooyard.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Is the one that you've got to say. If you're going to go outside, it's the up now. All right, I'm going to go out in the door yard. Go out of the dooyard. Now, let's say, for instance, you're hanging a pitcher. Pitcher. Pitcher. Pitcher.
Starting point is 00:32:07 And it's, it just needs to move just a bit. You would say it needs to move just a dite. Just over, over, just a dite. Over a dight. They got a whole, he's got a whole bunch of me. Over a dight. You got to start real slow. You can't just come out and lots of phrases.
Starting point is 00:32:26 It's like a mix. Picture of the dooyard. All right. So it's like a got a little Canadian. And it also has like that like Pennsylvania Dutch, like that kind of Amish Dutch to it too. Yeah. All right, cool. 315-364-1009.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Thank you for coming to our accent class today. We're Maine and E. They were practicing. Maine a, manna nights. Pat Lucas, I'm drinking a pitcher. Pitch all that. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:52 Okay. I got to do it. I got to do one. We got to do it. I got to do it. It's time, guys. It's snowing in parts. It's snowing in part.
Starting point is 00:33:02 And I gotta do it. Wegman's Lights on the Lake. Well, it's right around the corner, but let's run down all the things you need to know. I was already looking for the serious Christmas channels. Were you really? Well, that's going to tie into my next story. Hold that thought. Register now for the Chick-fil-A of Clay.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Lights on the Lake 5K. That's so much alliteration. I love it. No? You don't want to? What are you? Chicken? Ah!
Starting point is 00:33:34 Don't call me. chicken. You can't decide? What are you? Waffle? Rice. Chick-fil-A of clay. Lights on the Lake 5K. Chick-fil-A of clay. Light in the Lake 5K. I like how that just rolls together. That's Saturday, November 22nd. I had one right after that, but I won't play. Or the upstate orthopedics 5K run on Sunday, November 23rd. Both are at 6 a.m. Because you healthy people like to be up.
Starting point is 00:33:59 I think the run, though, they give you like a couple minute head start, and then they release Pumas right on to the... We're doing that. We're doing the Puma run again. Yep. Limited space is available for each. Register right now at lightsonelake.com. Now, lights on the lake starts November 17th, folks.
Starting point is 00:34:18 11. 11 days away. I'm telling you that now, because if you've been traveling down 690 in the morning, you see those lights are on, they're getting them all done. I don't know if they're done. There's a lot of them out there. But they're out there. Now, let's run down how you can save some money.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Two-mile drive-through. At Onondaga Lake Park and CNY's number one holiday tradition. Cookies start, uh, sorry, cars start driving through November 17th, 5 to 10 p.m. Monday through Sunday. Purchase your advance sale ticket right now and use LOL Santa for a limited time. Use that code. Lowl Santa. Loll, Sane. Say $5. Get $5 off. The 17th, all proceeds will be donated to a local charity.
Starting point is 00:35:01 We'll announce that charity soon. 18th is Doggy Drive through charity night. That's the one that Alsa and I like to go to. All proceeds donated to Humane, CNY, and Second Chance K-9 adoption shelter. And then, of course, 11-19 military night. Show your military ID at the gate for a free admission, active duty or retired. Wegman's Life in the Lake, presented by upstate Honda dealers and upstate Galasano Children's Hospital. On the 19th, tanks get in free.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Oh, real tanks can just go to them? That'd be so cool. I'd see that. That'd be pretty damn cool. Well, you brought up Christmas music, Cody, as Google's number one search right now. When does Christmas music start on the radio? Depends, man. Depends.
Starting point is 00:35:46 When are they doing? Probably when light starts, right? Yeah, I think he flips that. Santa 102 comes on. Yep. Because someplace around here used to do it right after Halloween. Yes, they would. Too early.
Starting point is 00:35:57 It was, yeah, that's too much. You got to wait a couple weeks and then it's okay. Well, shout out to those of you listening to your Christmas music. on the radio. I hope that you enjoy those nostalgic vibes. I do. I like it. I like to then jump around though because I do like deeper cuts. I like some newer. Newer Christmas stuff? That's where I, it depends
Starting point is 00:36:18 how new because I can't. Like what's too new? Like we tried. When I played some of the new one that I like in here? That, see a song? Yeah, that one was whatever was okay, but some of the new ones, it's like, no, this ain't. No, that ain't it. No. No. Um, they said, A poll asked people, when should it start? And most said not yet. After Thanksgiving is the most popular answer.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Yeah, that's one I like. I mean, we do it a little bit early because, you know, we do lights on the lake. So it all ties together. But right about Thanksgiving. Sirius XM launched their holiday channel on Tuesday. We have a couple. Two dozen stations around the country did start playing music this past weekend, Christmas music this past weekend.
Starting point is 00:36:59 I bet. Why not? Because people that are into, like, there's plenty of people. There is an audience for it. Plenty of you got your decorations up That's Saturday after Halloween And I love listening to Christmas music Drive just driving around
Starting point is 00:37:12 Mm-hmm It's just a helpful little like Get You in the Spirit type You know There's a whole It helps kickstart You know Little bits and pieces
Starting point is 00:37:22 If you're having a hard time or whatever What's that Fallout Boy remade the Muppet Christmas song Jay Is that somewhere I can listen to it yet? That's funny I I forgot I was going to say. Christmas songs, Christmas music,
Starting point is 00:37:37 getting in the mood, driving around. I forgot what I was going to say. Seriously Christmas music, the vibe, time of year, new Christmas songs, old Christmas songs.
Starting point is 00:37:47 I don't know. Cousin Jay distracted me with that information because I want to hear that song. Hold on a second. But no, I don't mind giving it all a listen
Starting point is 00:37:55 because it is. It's a helpful little like, you know, if you're like, oh, gee, it's Christmas, great. Listen at all a little of the baseball.
Starting point is 00:38:02 and Crosby and all of a sudden you got a little pep in your step. Jay, what is it called? Is it Muppet Christmas? I don't even know what Christmas song. What Christmas song did the Muppets do? I don't even know. I need more information on that. I need to hear it right now.
Starting point is 00:38:16 What am I typing into Apple music to listen to it? Give him the exact thing I need to type in because I want to hear it right now. Now, right? Is it on YouTube somewhere? A Muppet Christmas Carol. Okay. Boy. A Muppet Christmas.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Carol, fallout boy. Yes? Yeah, I don't, where do you see it? I don't see it anywhere. Let's see here. I don't know if did they... Looks, is this a little snippet of it? No, you just see the announcement.
Starting point is 00:38:49 The song, it feels like Christmas, is the name of the song. Comes out, uh, oh, it's supposed to come out in October. I mean, here's the original. And I love this. It's in the singing of a street corner choir. It's going home and getting warm by the fire.
Starting point is 00:39:11 It must not be on Apple Music. I don't know. I can't even, like, I'm Googling it. I can see all the info. A cup of kindness that we share with another. A sweet reunion with a friend. But I don't need Fall Out Boy to do this, though. It feels like Christmas.
Starting point is 00:39:29 It is the season of the. All right, I think I found it. I was hyper-focusing on it. Cousin Jay just said it to me. All right. Okay. I was getting very angry that this was not coming up anywhere. It's singing of a street corner choir.
Starting point is 00:39:49 It's going home and getting wrong by the fire. It's true wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas. A cup of kindness that we share with another. A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother. I can tell you don't like it. No. Cousin'J, you might be alone on this one. No one's really enjoying this.
Starting point is 00:40:14 No. Yeah, that might be just you, Jay. It feels too fast. It doesn't feed this. More for me to enjoy. Yeah. More for cousin Jays. More for you, bud.
Starting point is 00:40:36 That's fine. I'm glad I at least found it because I was getting very irate. Nothing was working. And then I break stools when that happens. You know. That'd be awesome. So Santa 102, you'll be hearing it right there for lights on the lake. I'm very busy.
Starting point is 00:40:52 I'm very busy. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
Starting point is 00:41:15 We certainly heard you The Lexus ES Not just for you By you See Burdick Lexus and Cicero Coco Pups goes live at 7 p.m. That's what you think Let's get it going, boy!
Starting point is 00:41:30 Let's just do it Have you drank all your moon water? Yes, you feel healed? That's it. Okay, good. So he'll be healed for tonight's 7 p.m. Coco Puss. I'm healed. I'm healed.
Starting point is 00:41:41 What's that? You know the deals. We can't talk about that on the radio, so we do it on Twitch. Tonight, 7 p.m. Free to watch, free to chat. You just got to sign up and make a little count and say your stupid words in our stupid chat
Starting point is 00:41:55 and we can have a good time hang. And they're done. Sweetgrass, two locations. Union Springs, Seneca Falls. Joe's Buds, one location, 46, 58, Anadaga Boulevard. And East Coast Emerald is right there behind the Daily Diner.
Starting point is 00:42:09 All good places to stop. By the way, East Coast Emeralds, mention K Rock, get 30% off. That's where it's at. All your accessories right there at East Coast. Something cool. Emerald. You know, you pick on me a lot for being a Swiga County. You were laughing at me earlier this week when I showed you my polling place and how it's just in the middle of a cornfield.
Starting point is 00:42:28 That's terrible. It's the Grammy Community Center, my friend, and that's where I go to vote. But you were way more backwoods than me. You're foraging, you're eating things, and now you're telling me to look up pine needle soda that you're going to make. Hey, man, we're out in the wild. Bruce telling me how to make some country sprite, bro. You might be big city, East Syracuse and now on a dog of hill, but I tell you, you belong out in them woods.
Starting point is 00:42:53 That's where you want to be. You want to be a little hermit out there. I do like to run around. I like to eat things that I find out there. So I found your boy, Bruce. How do you know, why do you like this Bruce guy? He's from Swamp People? Yeah, and he was, remember he's one that had the dog, Tyler.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Oh, Tyler. The only time Swamp people made me cry. Yeah. Yeah. But then I don't even remember how I saw this, but I saw it and I was like, wait. Because there's, I have big. blue spruce trees on my uh at the apartment up there by the woods so i mean not gonna play the whole clip i'm just gonna play bruce foraging no it's long and then i'll play him drinking
Starting point is 00:43:30 drinking his soda melfire in our chasse says it tastes like sprite it's it's that's what it's called country sprite country sprite here's bruce from swamp people need a tree and an ass ton of sugar hi y'all hi y'all it looks like a just a pine tree you with pine needles but i'm I'll show you how to make something we used to make when we was kids and we used to call it Sprite. But, uh, pick these pine needles. I'm going to show y'all. We're going to put them in a jar with a little sugar and we're going to make us some sprite. Hi y'all.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Hi y'all. Hey y'all. Hey y'all. We can show y'all how to make some sprite. You're washing them? I like to wash them. Worsham. Kind of get some of the bugs out.
Starting point is 00:44:12 This is who you trying to be. You got dust around here. Yeah. You want to be him. You want to be him. I would love to have an outside sink like that. All right. Look at him. All right.
Starting point is 00:44:24 We're going to finish. You would like to be him, too. He's got overall. Got overall, see. A little dead ones out of here. Brown looking when you know what I'm talking about. Get them all out because you always got a few of them. We're going to get in here.
Starting point is 00:44:34 We're going to cut the ends of these off. Yeah, they cut some up and stuff. With the little things. You can make it like that, but it makes you a little bitter to me. All right. I'm going to drop the head to where he's drinking it. All right. Yeah, that's okay.
Starting point is 00:44:46 We've got to do it. hurry up and wait again. We got to hurry up and wait. We got to hurry up and wait. We're going to let us sit here. Probably about three, four days, maybe five. I don't know. That'll sit. He does know, I think, though.
Starting point is 00:44:59 My question is, he says he used to drink this as a child. They called it Sprite. I don't know where they came up with that name. Maybe they couldn't afford Sprite or maybe there wasn't a store that sold it. I assume it was just because it was free, basically. It wasn't like an immediate. drink, meaning they were making this by the genres, letting it ferment for a couple days?
Starting point is 00:45:20 Letting to hang out, maybe six, seven days if they want to wait a little longer. We just going to let them sit, four or five days, three or four days, and we're going to come back and drink some. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all. We've been waiting. We made, Bruce. Looks like our stuff is ready, y'all.
Starting point is 00:45:36 There's a tree inside my kitchen. You can see the little bubbles in here. You're just tuning in. This is Bruce. I just noticed that. Uh, what? He has a, it's a tree behind him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Yeah. Yeah, he built around a tree. He's got a little, yeah, it's kind of like a tree house situation where he's like built around the tree. Yeah. Yeah. This is your boy Bruce making pine needle soda, aka a Sprite, country Sprite, whatever it is. Does it have bubbles, Mel? Melfire says once it's bubbling, it's time to drink.
Starting point is 00:46:04 I don't probably does something in there. It checks out because Texan is saying pine needles have a citrus taste, so it would taste like Sprite. Yeah. And Little bubbles are Carbon Okay, so once you All right
Starting point is 00:46:21 So once you see the little little bubbles Like I say We made this from those kids And just something to do We always were doing something silly We always were doing something silly I love it I want to see if he sips it
Starting point is 00:46:34 Eventually he does drink it It just You know This was probably all he had to do that day See all the fees in there yo Look at all that fears. Hey, y'all. I got some little tasting cups here.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Boy, I'm fancy today, I know. He put it through like a cheesecloth to filter out whatever was in it. Mm, bring back childhood memory. Oh, this is good. It's really good. It's really good. All right. Now you've got to make some then.
Starting point is 00:47:03 I want to try. You drink my moon water. I want to drink your country spray. You want to drink my country Sprite. I'll get them. I go out there and pick them blue spruce needles today. How did you learn about that? From him?
Starting point is 00:47:16 Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's from that, that video. Yeah. I don't know how the video. It just said, learn to make country sprite. And it was him. And I went, like, what?
Starting point is 00:47:24 And you watch it and you learned how to make country sprite. I went, hold on. And I went outside and did the Google lens thing. I was like, I'm pretty sure this tree is that and did that. And it was like, this was blue spruce. And I went, you about to be country spright. Wow. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Well, make some country sprite. I will try it. I'll try it. Yes. Justin and Wes are back. What's up, boys? What's up? What's up?
Starting point is 00:47:42 C&Y. Lawn and snow as we're putting away. I see places, people are sending us photos on our text line of snow on the ground this morning. It's out there, boy. Maybe Tuesday. So, yeah, Tuesday is going to be hitting here. So putting away all the summer gear. We're getting into wintertime. And you guys need to hire, right?
Starting point is 00:48:00 So tell me the deal. How does it work? So you just show up to a job site. We have sheds on site, all commercial work, no residential stuff. Everything's provided. Show up. Get out. Do your thing.
Starting point is 00:48:13 as many as you can hit in a day, stack that cash. Okay. Winner is not a bad thing. No. Embrace it. You can embrace it and you can get some extra money working for you guys because the schedule is flexible, right? You can do it for the morning if you want to preferably.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Four in the morning, all day long, all night long. We got some enclosed cab tractor jobs. Oh, I need Syracuse. So if you're really scared of the cold, this thing's got heat. Oh, nice. Big facility out there, do some walks out there. Plow truck drivers we're looking for. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:46 You know, in some of these jobs, don't get nervous. You've never been in this line of work. We can train you. We can show you what's going on. Okay. It's kind of plug and play. We can take care of you. It's open to everybody.
Starting point is 00:48:54 If you're on the fence, I don't know, just give us a phone call. Okay. We'll walk you through it. We can talk you two in running a snowblower. I would absolutely come out and do that for sure. I would definitely do one of those. That'd be wicked fun. I don't know what you guys got going on during the day, but we could definitely put you guys in.
Starting point is 00:49:08 We'll make that happen for sure. They'd be a fun video. Yeah. That'd be cool. Not to ask you guys to endorse any specific brand, but we had a big discussion on snowblowers this morning. Let a rip. What do you guys use for snowblower?
Starting point is 00:49:19 There's only one brand. What is it? It's Ariens. Oh, that's the brand. There you know. There's only one brand. Do you do electric or gas? Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Gas. It's got to be gas. All right. It's got to be gas. There's your answer to that. Where do all these batteries go someday? They got to go in the ocean. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:35 They don't need that. That's where I throw them now. I just buy them and hook them in there. So CNY Law and Snow website. CMILawna Snow.com, but what are we talking paywise? People are going to ask. It's a lot, man. We try to get you guys in and out, you know, a sidewalk that might take you half an hour, 50, 60 bucks. Some of the bigger ones are $150 every time you do them. You might be doing it three, four times a day. Then you might have a week off. Yeah. You know?
Starting point is 00:50:00 So it's a by job situation. So you go out, you do the job, you get paid by job. Peace work. Yeah. That's awesome. Faster you move, better the job you do. You're a hustler. this is the opportunity you've been waiting for to stack it. And it comes quick. And you've got no expenses. You're providing all the gear. It's everything. Yep.
Starting point is 00:50:17 It's all profit. All right, listen to me. CMI lawn and snow.com. These guys are great. They're great little friends of the show. And they're going to be a fun couple of guys to work for. So if you want to hustle this winter, you want to make some money, snowplots. That's right.
Starting point is 00:50:29 You want to do sidewalks with snow throwers. You want to do a back-po. Loader operators. We got it all. For those big parking lot jobs, right? Yeah, yeah. What were you going to say? If there's anybody out there that hasn't signed their contract yet, we may take one or two more big facilities, but, you know, let us know.
Starting point is 00:50:48 It's coming quick. Good to know. All right. So if you've got a spot and you need to look for somebody for this winter, C-N-Y lawn and snow. Absolutely. Dot com. West and Justin, always appreciate it, man. We'll go out there and we'll operate snow.
Starting point is 00:50:58 We're going to do it. Thursday means Cocoa Pops. That means tonight, 7 o'clock, jump on our Twitch channel, and here's no sun to smoke. I was trying to look for what I could turn into a bong for Thanksgiving. It's because I did pumpkin. Okay. It's too late. I did the pumpkin for Halloween.
Starting point is 00:51:18 I don't know. I mean, because a gourd is a pumpkin. Yeah, I don't know what you would do. It's going to be hard to top that pumpkin, dude. You did it. You nailed the bit. You nailed the bit. Now you can move on to something else.
Starting point is 00:51:27 That was it. By the way, this ties so great into Thursday night because there's a strain called Northern Lights. And if the clouds clear, we'll see the Northern Lights tonight. Oh, right. Really? Yeah. So after Cocoa Puffs, head out and look at the sky. Go stand outside? And look up. I guess there is a strong mass coronal ejection. It's happening tonight.
Starting point is 00:51:48 So if the clouds clear out, you can smoke some northern lights and go look at the northern lights. Because you can see that stuff pretty well up by me. Put on fish, northern lights. Is that a video song called? Never ever saw the Northern Lights. Farmhouse. It's the only fish song I know. the only fish song
Starting point is 00:52:07 Oh no It's not even fish The one I know What? The The Oh my That's rustic
Starting point is 00:52:13 Run That's it Oh No that one Fish song What one? Oh maybe not You're better off
Starting point is 00:52:21 Not knowing Any fish songs No I don't No I don't know I don't Yeah No one's mad at you
Starting point is 00:52:26 For I like Dave But fish is Dave is for Like the rich White kids That smoke weed Yeah
Starting point is 00:52:32 Yeah Yeah Fish is like Yeah Real real cool Why don't you do acid like an adult? Yeah, well, and Fish has a whole different world of like, yeah, there's like the rich hippies that were really into them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Like the Vermont hippies that also have you to trust funds. Yeah. But like the real hippies are too also. Like they'll sell you a grilled cheese sandwich in the parking lot. Let's talk dogs, shall we? I got two fun dog stories, Coco. I wish we had someone sell grilled cheese in our park. I would love a parking lot grilled cheese right now.
Starting point is 00:52:59 I love dag stories. Let's start with this one as a viral video with. was going around Newfoundland, which is North. Westmoreland. Westmoreland. Westmoreland. Westmoreland. Newfoundland. Okay. Those dogs are fun. Well, they thought they saw a lion,
Starting point is 00:53:20 and people were like filming this lion walking around neighborhoods and the yards. It's just a really big dog that got a fresh haircut. I was going to say, did they shave it to maybe kind of look like a little bit of a line? It was a freshly groomed Newfoundland dog. It was a dog, but for 30 seconds. I thought it lived on earth with us. I thought that thing lived on earth with us. The animal had been seen before,
Starting point is 00:53:43 different people working on different sites, moving through trees. They assumed it was a deer at first. They filmed it. Everybody thought, I think there's a lion in our area. I just love that there's a dog out exploring. Just out looking around. He's just hanging around his yard.
Starting point is 00:53:58 Ended up being a very friendly dog named mouse. Yep. That sounds about right. Hey, I got a haircut. I just got a haircut. I'm out walking around and sniffing things. Showing everybody in my hair cut. Do you want to see moose?
Starting point is 00:54:10 Yeah. Right there. That's moose. Oh, it's moose. Oh, mouse. Sorry, that's mouse. Yeah, why did they... I don't know why they shaved him like that, but they made them look just like a lion.
Starting point is 00:54:19 I did it. And how did they make them look like a lion? The other dog story I have, a guy in L.A. named Norm. Norm. Lost his dog on a hike. Uh-oh. I mean, he wasn't on a hike.
Starting point is 00:54:32 but the dog got out. I forget my God. They couldn't figure out how to catch the dog. They kept spotting it. Someone spotted the dog at a nature preserve, like a mile away. Okay. Like it was out in the woods. They didn't know how to get it back.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Norm said, well, my dog likes the smell of my dirty socks. Oh, God. So they went and got a bunch of Norm's dirty socks. Oh, God. And made a scent trail back to his house. Dog showed up 30 minutes later. Hey, what's up? For several days, I really thought she was gone.
Starting point is 00:55:06 The house was barren without her. She jumped the block wall fence in the back and tried to follow me to the grocery store. The whole thing is probably due to my smelly socks, actually. I'm not going to wash them. I'm going to put him in a frame and hang him on the wall. Oh, well, I mean, you're 93, bud. You do whatever hell you want. He's 93?
Starting point is 00:55:26 He's 93 years old. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's good logic. That's a good boy. That's great. Smelling the dirty socks on the way. But also like, Bro, bud, buddy.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Why, why your feet stink so bad? I don't know if I need to smell a 92-year-old dude's old socks. Oh, too late. Come on in. 100.9-1065 K-Rock. See ya, Cocoa Puffs tonight, 7 o'clock, courtesy of Joe's Bud, sweetgrass, and East Coast Emeralds. Today's show just announced them, bud.
Starting point is 00:55:56 We have. Oh, oh. Our Toy Hall of Fame inductees. Now here's who it was down to. I don't know how I feel about this. It's down to Battleship, Catan, Connect 4, Cornhole, Furby, scooters, slime, snow,
Starting point is 00:56:16 Spirograph, Star Wars lightsaber, Tickle Me Elmo, and Trivial Pursuit. Well, they just showed it, and they announced that the three inductees to this year's Strong Museum, which is not far from us. And it's just three. They do three. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Battleship, Trivial Pursuit, and Slime. I'm shocked by slime, to be honest. It feels really new. I am too. Like, I know slime's always existed, but as a toy, it's not that old. No.
Starting point is 00:56:47 It's not, and if they're trying to make it be like, no, it's the new Play-Doh. No. It's not the new Play-Doh. It's not even a little bit. But, I mean, I get it. Is Plato still Plato?
Starting point is 00:56:58 People still play with Plato? I don't think as much. Okay. But it's not, it is very popular. I will say that. I was kind of baffled at the amount of kids that wanted the slime that I was doing at, the sputacular stroll. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:17 It's just, but again, for it to be voted in is crazy because I was also baffled, but I understand it, at the hate. Parents hate it. The parents. No, it's terrible. Had towards the slime. The terrible invention. I've only ever heard horror stories.
Starting point is 00:57:33 I've heard about how it melted into your car seat. Yep. I've heard from people that it gets stuck to the ceiling on the wall. Stays the ceiling. The carpets. Our oldest has a stain on their ceiling that is from slime like eight years ago. And in defense of slime a little bit, I also stained the ceiling with one of those sticky, you know those little balls we used to get that were like.
Starting point is 00:57:55 Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Like the gumball machine balls, yeah. Yep. I remember doing that and it got stuck to the ceiling and it really. ruined it. Yeah. But slime, though?
Starting point is 00:58:04 Slime made it, bud. Along with Battleship, which I agree with Battleship. That's probably my favorite board game is Battleship. I like Battleship. And Trivier Pursuit is fine. I get it. It's a pretty iconic game. Did you do two board games, though?
Starting point is 00:58:17 I remember when, because, you know, we were wild and crazy kids. We would play Trivial Pursuit, so I remember it being fun. I like it. We would have some classic battles with that. We had electronic battleship, and it was very, very fun. I don't think we. We didn't have electronic, just regular. Tickle Me Elmo getting snubbed.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Yeah. It's surprising. That's the one I was going to say that, like, people beat the bejesus out of each other for that. If any toy gets someone else beaten up. Yeah, like, that's, probably, blah, maybe it's not a first ballot, but it's, Ticklema'ammo's got to be in that. I thought first ballot, for sure. I mean, human beings risk their lives to buy those stupid things.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Right. And they've become just a major part of, like, pop culture. Tickle me Elmo. Now, are these... Same with Furby, bro. Furby's got to get in there. Yeah. Are these like baseball hall fame where if you got a couple years, if you're not in, you get chucked.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Oh, good question. I don't know. You can't keep coming back? Like, is 2026 going to have scooters on the ballot and tickle me Elmo? You know what I mean? Or is that just it? Sorry. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:21 Back to the drawing board. Maybe you'll get in next year. It doesn't say in the story. I don't know. But I guess after you don't get in after a few years, they'll just say, all right, try something else. Nobody wants to tick a miama. Cornhole. I don't know if Cornhole needs to go on the Toy Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Nah, I mean, eventually, I think it can because then you could be like, Cornhole's in, ladder ball, and disc golf and, you know, I mean, stuff like that. But, yeah. All right. Well, there's good. Yeah, and snow, I don't know how, but they did stick. Lady Meow on our chat is saying, how snow, but they don't stick. Isn't rock in there too?
Starting point is 00:59:57 Rock stick. I think box, isn't a box in there? Yeah, like you. There are people that that is a toy. They don't have much money. I remember having cool boxes. We had some dope boxes. Boxes were awesome.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Turn them into anything back in the day, man. I'd hide the box right now. 7 o'clock on Twitch, Coco Popps, please join us. I will. And have a little something to smirk. And then enjoy the northern lights. If the clouds clear out, we'll see some northern lights, man. I got some already some fun stuff to show you.
Starting point is 01:00:29 Good, good, good. A little idea I'm kicking around if I feel so fancy. All right. Cocoa Puffs presented by Joe's Buds, Sweetgrass, and East Coast Emeralds. Well, the average person, according to a new survey, more than I don't need to listen to this. I'm above average. An average person says they have two spots in their home.
Starting point is 01:00:48 They can consider my spot. That's my spot. So like I guess where you would sit maybe on the couch. Oh. I have two spots. I guess I have three. Let's start with lounging I like to watch TV
Starting point is 01:01:03 lounging on my bed because I can put my Bluetooth headphones on and it sounds really good and I'm just relaxed there But when I'm on the couch with my wife I'm up in the corner and she's at the end And we're both in the same spot every time Do you have spots?
Starting point is 01:01:17 I was going to say I might be the most uncomfortable lounger person Why? Because I don't have a spot It's wherever I just choose to sit right then because I mean I have the couch. I don't ever sit in the recliner.
Starting point is 01:01:32 Okay. I get up every 15 seconds. Yeah, that I would imagine. Yeah, you don't lounge. No, that's what I mean. Like, to sit down and relax it's just where did he sit down for the 30 seconds before he decided, well, let me just, I got to do you have like a favorite part of the couch?
Starting point is 01:01:47 I mean, it used to be, or I guess it still kind of is that furthest, like, you know, in the corner by the windows? No, on the other side. The left, like right when you open the door and you look, very easy, he is rip by the couch. Okay, all right. So if I mean, if I was, I guess it would be that. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:01 But yeah, usually, no. I try to vary. Like, we have one of those, what are they called, like sectionals? Yeah. So it's like a 90-degree couch. See, if I had that, then I'd be in the middle. Yeah, and I like to be in the middle, up in the corner, and I lounge back and I watch my shows and my wife.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Well, when Freddie lets you. Well, Freddy allows it. He lays on the wherever he wants to on the couch. Yes. My wife has the worst spot on the couch, but she prefers it. She's at the very end. Like, you know where my TV is in the living room? Yeah, because she's not a huge TV person.
Starting point is 01:02:29 She just has the TV, but she's watching it at such a sharp angle. She doesn't mind. She just... She likes to be down there and like... Is she reading and stuff? So read or do like her puzzles or whatever down there? Yep. I like the lounge of the bed or lay on the couch corner.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Trying to think. No, I, if any other times... I mean, yeah, really, anywhere that's available for me. I like to stand a lot. Yeah, you are a big stander. So, I mean, it depends. That's why, like, even when I'm playing video games, games.
Starting point is 01:02:58 You'll stand up? I have the stool behind me, but I have it in such a way that I can just, and then right back up. Yeah. Because for the most part, I just like to stand it. If a spot exists, it's my home office. And that spot's dangerous because everything I love, except for my family, is in that room. They could just come in and hang out.
Starting point is 01:03:18 I don't think they like to visit the office because they know dad is either drinking whiskey or he's ripping bombs. Yeah. Playing video games back there. I'm coming to hang out. It's my suspended, it's where dad isn't an adult anymore. He's back in that office. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:33 Watching YouTube videos, whatever the hell. He's, or just stinks. But I do have an air purifier in there that clears it all out. No, no, those don't exactly clear it all out. Oh, the trick. Where's your spot, text line? And yes, you're all hitting the G spot. That's not even real.
Starting point is 01:03:50 We said real spot. It doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. gaming stream. Oh, boy. Let me flip. I have. I won't, I'll wait.
Starting point is 01:04:03 I'll wait until this happens. Because I can't even say anything about it because then it'll, uh-oh. I heard a coin somewhere. All right. What are the two teams? It is the Raiders at the Broncos.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Heads on the Raiders, tails on the Broncos. I can say it now that it's flipping. I've never been the Raiders. I'm the Raiders. That's why I wanted to say it. I wanted to be asked in Gentie. You're a home team, gaming stream, Powered by Ryan Phelps auto sales.
Starting point is 01:04:29 Is this going to be a turd of a game tonight? It's a rivalry game. Was it supposed to be better in the being? No? Well, I mean, you know what? Yes, it was. Because the Broncos weren't supposed to be as good as they are right now. Sort of but not as good. And the Raiders are supposed to be better.
Starting point is 01:04:43 And the Raiders are not so good. But being a rivalry game and, you know, division, it could be. Okay. And it's a mile high as it snow in there right now. Oh, that'd be fun. They get snow really early. So anytime there's a game there, there's a chance. My little dog is in the window right now.
Starting point is 01:04:58 What do you see out there, boy? What's out there? What's he doing out there, boy? What's he doing? Yeah! Good morning. Good morning. Happy Thursday, Cocoa show tonight, 7 o'clock on Twitch. Come hang tonight.
Starting point is 01:05:11 All right. Radio World, we'll hand you off to some real big fish for the 90s and a couple minutes early here. Yeah, it's funny because it's usually all the way around where we reel in the big fish in our hands. There he goes. There he goes. There's a big fish. Um, we're going to play Raiders at Broncos. I am the Raiders.
Starting point is 01:05:31 Cody is the Broncos. I didn't even think about it. We could have done Syracuse, Miami, because we ain't going to be here tomorrow. Oh, that is true. I forgot no gaming tomorrow because we'll be out at the tattoo shop tomorrow. That's it. We're wrapping it up in here.
Starting point is 01:05:47 6 a.m. we fire it up. Fire it up over at Timeless Tattoo, the Wheel of Tattoo Show. Yes. All morning long tomorrow, first spin at 615, and then every 15 minutes after. Oh, boy. People getting tattoos tomorrow, including me. That sucks. Yeah, you are.
Starting point is 01:06:06 Keep forgetting about it. That sucks. So we'll be live tomorrow, streaming it all on Twitch. Make sure you jump in there and watch tomorrow morning live. Yes. But, of course, right now, we're going to play our video games, okay? That's going to game. This is a very serious job, and we have to play our video games now.
Starting point is 01:06:20 We have to game. We have to play our video games for Mr. Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. So we'll be game. He told you. Radio World, you're going to sell out. Skye rock.

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