The Show - KEEP EXCELLING

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

If you’re eating at In-N-Out, you will not be order #67 or #69. Josh is slipping in to thrift store horder, so he needs to slow down. The Excel World Championships. Christmas Songs from Hell. Plus so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Boy, happy whiskey Wednesday. Oh, give it up, give it up, give it up.

Let's go. Two weeks till Christmas Eve, Ken reminding us in chat right now. That's terrifying. Yes, I agree. Better get your shopping done. I know. I have a shopping day planned tomorrow with my oldest. Yeah, with that on out.

Just got to get out, get some things done. Okay? Just got to get some things done. No, same zies. Warm morning. I don't know what's going on. It's like it was zero yesterday. Now it's in like almost 30.

It's 32 outside of our studio right now. Yeah. And then is it going to get cold again and we have a snow warning or something? I don't freaking no. Like what are we opposed to do, bro? I don't know. It does feel warm though walking out of this today. Right.

It was eerily warm. I'm like, that doesn't make sense. Because then if it gets cold, Yeah. They smashed together and then we're screwed. Oh, spread. Weather is weird. I agree, Ken.

Lots's going on today. What is it? It's a Wednesday, so we got a whiskey show tonight. We'll get into that. How was everyone's, uh, how was everyone's Tuesday yesterday? What do we do? Anything going on yesterday? Oh, it's Sam Miguel.

Oh, you did? Can I, I was going to ask, can I post the photos of you with the Grinch? What did you get? Oh, man. Uh, first, obviously, talk. Takedos. Yeah. I had to get taikitos.

And then... Start it off. El Grande combo. What is that? If you... Oh, my phone's in the thing. It's all right. If you see the picture of me...

Uh-huh. And it's the picture with just me. Almost all that food is mine. It came on two huge plates. Good for you, birthday boy. It was a taco, a chimichanga, a jalupa. Oh, that's what that is. What?

A chalupa. That's what's wrapped up. Sorry. Just had a moment of remembering. Because I went to scoop out some leftovers to put in the Debs' leftover container. But I went, oh, that's the taco because it had the tortilla underneath it. And I went, well, where's the, okay, well, what's this? We'll find out.

I assumed it was just another taco. Chalupa. Nice, bud. But I mean, it had like eight things. Nice, bud. It was great. Good stuff. Did you get a drink?

Anything you drink? A little Marg flight. Nice. Oh, a Mark Fly. Yeah, they have. six different options now. They have a green one for the Grinch. It's called the iguana. Oh, that's fun.

I don't know if they should clearly name it the Grinch. Bro, I could eat so much Sammy Go right now. I'm not even joking. I went hard on the tachitos in chips and salsa. I'm not even joking. I could eat so much right there. That's always the problem there is you go there so hungry. You fill up on the first stuff and then when your food comes, you're like, I'm just to have a couple bites.

Yeah, dude, I know. You know, got to paste yourself. You're lucky. I haven't been to Sammy Gill in a minute. Jimmy Chin. Good for you. Well, we are here you know how to find us on all the places. Twitch.tv. slash K-Rox C-N-Y. Look at not a Google robot.

I stayed in Bennington last night, did not get disappeared. Congratulations. A lot of people who are aware of the Bennington area. How do we know that? I don't know who you are. You burned down 10 years ago? That's exactly what somebody that got disappeared would say.

Exactly. They would come in here and immediately say, I didn't get disappeared. It's suspicious. Twitch mics are on. That's what we'll be for a whiskey show tonight at 7 o'clock. We'll get into all of that. K-Rock text line 315, 364, 1009.

List is filling up for Festivus. Whiskey Wednesday tonight at 7 o'clock. Jump in our Twitch channel, Twitch.tv. com, C-Y and get yourself something to drink. With your boy, I'll be live at 7 o'clock, courtesy of liquor, wine, and moonshine. And East Coast Emeralds, swing on in. We'll be sipping on something tonight. Something to warm the belly base.

Gingerbread cookie. I like that as a whiskey, a gingerbread cookie whiskey. I don't think I've ever seen something like that, but I might like that. What did I just see? I did candy cane whiskey last week. I mean, that's delicious. Lock one distilling. That one's very good.

We will be there next Friday. For Festivist, list is filling up. Guys, let's not forget. Let me do a quick Festivist play. Yeah. Next Friday morning, 6 a.m., the 19th of December, we're going live at Lockwood Distilling in Phoenix, New York. You can be in that audience.

you just got to let me know because it's a closed party and I got to get you on the list. And just do it. And just do it. So if you're off next Friday, you want to come in before work, take the day off. You got a couple spare days. Tell your boss you got diarers. It's a lot of fun. If you want to get in on the list, all you got to do is hit me up on the tax liner,

DM me on social media. And it's filling up fast. So do not wait. Can I just say you guys are going to want to come just for our outfits? Oh, we're thrilled about our office. We got good outfits this here. I'm excited about our outfits. That's all right?

So hit me up. Let me know if you want to come. Oh, yeah, Ken is right. Bird Dog does have a gingerbread whiskey. They do. Birddog does all those flavored whiskeys. They did that Apple one that I've been mixing with my ciders. Yep.

Still got that on my shelf. I got a lot of whiskey on my shelf right now, which is not a problem. That's cool, though, because then you've got to get one of those fun, like a bar. Not like a bar. Right. You know what I mean? Like one of these. I got to have like a bar cart or something, I think.

But cool. Yeah. Because in my window sill is getting full. I just, I got to drink it more. I got to drink more. I think. There's the only way to get through it. You have all samples.

So let me take you back to this past summer. Family and I go out to California. California, our first time ever. And one of the stops was in and out burger. Everybody wanted to try in and out. Me too. In my opinion? Yeah.

It's like Wendy's. It's tasted like Wendy's to me. Go on. Better than or worse than? Over the Q's? Shake, shake. Oh, Shake. Is that the name of it?

Yeah. Which was better? I like Shake Shack better than In and Out. Good and No. Shake Shack is really good. I liked the burger they had, and that cheese fries are really good. It's just very busy location, long lines. That'd be there a while.

That's a packed area. So we're out in California. We go to In and Out. And when you get in and out burger, they give you an order number. So like your number 52 and then they're going to call out 52. You're that close. You're all the way up there and you couldn't. Well, what were you going to say?

I mean, you thought I was going to say one thing, but could have been 41. Oh, nice, nice. I don't know the hand. 41. And as you may guess, when order 6-7 came up, everyone lost their mind. Now it's getting to be old people like it. And it was, well, in our family trip this year, that was the beginning of 6-7,

because we didn't know what was going on. Oh, wow, yeah. It was summertime. Oh, wow, yeah, that would be very early. I mean, it was six months ago at this point. Did your kids know what it was? Yes, but we didn't yet. Because they kept doing this thing.

Like, when we go to a hotel. They would find a 6-7 and be like, hey, then they'd point to it and we'd go, what, what's going on? It was the beginning of 6-7. So when in and out, someone ordered 6-7 came up, everybody were like, what is going on? It was the beginning of it. Now we're in the dark days of 6-7.

I hate that I think it's funny now. That's not good. Well, in and out, canceled 6-7. They'll do order 66, they'll do order 68. They're not doing order 67 anymore, like hotels when they get rid of the 13th floor. They'll even do like, see, look, that's crazy times where 69. Nobody makes a peep. Nope.

Ugh. That's an order at all. We have taken 67 out of our system. Move. So whenever we're taking orders, it goes 66 to 68. Because of people like you. I feel like she was pointing me. What did I do?

What? What do I do? Oh, good. Now I'm going to make it more uncomfortable when they say 69. then if 67 is so bad, we'll see about that. It's not unprecedented. They say some locations have also skipped 69 for years. Damn.

Because of people like you. Yeah. So if you're waiting on your order, it now goes 68. No. So if you're waiting, it goes 66, 68, 70. Yep. Thanks. Thanks.

We're ruining numbers. We're ruining a number. I love the power of teenagers to just literally ruin a number. Yep. It's awesome. It's awesome. Awesome. I mean, 69, we can take a little credit for that. 420, we can take, like, the generation before us could take credit for that.

Yep. And they got to ruin 67 for everybody. Good for them. But the best part about all this is that 420, we knew met drugs. Yes. 69 was a sexual position. Yes. Six-seven's nothing.

But it's the guy's age or height, right? Yes, but no. Lomalo, is it Lamello Ball's eight or height? Yes, but no. Like, there's a bunch of theories of what. where it comes from. What's 41? That don't even get me into that.

I don't have any idea. That's the new one. I know it is. I heard it on the TV. It's been new for a couple months now, but I don't know. Yeah, you're behind. Oh. Yeah.

41 was, or whatever the 40, whatever the 41. I just heard it on the TV. Yeah, you're just a couple months late on that. But the teens, the teens were saying, but they still say 6-7 more than 41. All right. So don't worry about it. So don't worry about it. So, it's not replacing 6-7 anytime.

Because it's got the hand motion. Yes. Yeah, dude. I had a good thrift store hall. yesterday. Yeah? Yeah. Nice.

I don't know why. I'm not going to give up my locations at thrift stores. There's some really good ones out there. Yeah. Go watch my, uh, my latest video where I listen to the weirdest album I think I've found yet. It's, uh, on my TikTok and my Facebook.

Look up K Rock Josh. It's a weird one. Yeah. It's a weird one. But I was, uh, the style of music, if you will. I think he's trying for comedy. Oh.

And, okay. His name is Cletus Maggard. And the first. song is bring back the miniskirt and I was like is this going to be problematic and it was about 50% problematic. Yeah.

Because the words he says are like I, he's basically saying I'm sick of you women wearing pantsuits I want to see your thighs right? Obviously problematic. I mean I agree on the next verse he goes I don't want you tied to a crib

and I hope you get paid the same that I do so I'm like bro you want to objectify these women but you also, it's going to be fair. You're very feminist. Like, what's going on here, bud? Oh, right. It was a roller coaster.

What's his name? I don't even. He's not even, I don't know what to tell you. Cletus Maggard. You're not going to find him. And the citizens band. That was his band. And he had a hit in the 70s, I guess.

But you're not going to find him on Spotify or anything. Yeah, no. And I went to the thrift story yesterday with the oldest. And I saw this guy's thing. And I was like, all right, I got to listen to this. I got to listen to this. And it was not a disappointment. It was confusing.

If you go and listen, okay, dude, now you got me in a cleatist wormhole. And I can't do anything about it because it's not like I can bring him up on YouTube. His name was James Hugely? Yeah. Yeah. He's dead. Yeah, he died in 2018.

I've started looking up their Wikipedia's before I listen to the music. Just to make sure it's not like a... Well, I listened to a group called The Kendles and I thought it was a husband and a wife. It was a father-daughter situation. So I want to at least know going into it. it. Oh, like. No, it wasn't weird, but I was referring to them as a couple. Oh, I got you. I got you.

Because they were like singing to each other. If you don't know the bit that I'm doing. Which is still weird. I go and I buy albums at thrift stores and I listen to them on my social media. All right. I listen to them and I post a video on TikTok. Kare Rock Josh on TikTok if you want to watch Cletus Mangard. He does a song about love.

I wish I had, I wish I had a way to play it. It's literally only a record. He starts to be like singing about a donkey. named Toby. I don't know what's going on on this album. I mean, back then, they were all just, you know, it was like darts. Like, I don't know, let's just, who cares.

It hasn't been done yet. Let's go ahead and do it. It was the 70s. Yeah, he was like, let's get you women paid, but I also want to see your thighs and ass. Let's go. Come on now. It's confusing.

It's a roller coaster. What'd you look up? What is that? What song is that? The White Knight. I don't know. That was his hit. Was that his hit?

Was that his hit? I don't know if he swears. He does not swear it. It's the 70s. Dude, it was the 70s. You don't got to keep playing the white night. I don't know what it's about. I don't know what it's about.

Okay. They're weird. They're weird. Again, also, lot LSD back then, man. Yeah, and he just seemed like one of those guys. Like, if you read his Wikipedia, he worked in an ad agency or somewhere. Yep, he looked like a guy that smelled like cigarettes. He absolutely does.

And I judged him on his appearance And I was not surprised When he started singing about seeing ladies' thighs But then he did say he's for equal pay So I go, all right, Cleetus You're taking me on a ride here, bud I don't want to see your butt cheeks But we go to the thristo yesterday

Back to this Yeah That's the album I listened to Follow me on TikTok K Rock Josh And There was just a shelf of some dope electronics And I bought Cody a gift

A sharper image phone sanitizer because I don't know what happened. You had one at your old house or something. Didn't you have one of these? Just during COVID, those things popped up a bunch where we were given, like we had a bunch of those UV light things and then the phone soap. And you were obsessively. And I used phone soap a lot.

Yeah. So I saw this for like $2 and I bought them this, the sharper image phone sanitizer. It's the way you got to start every day. And then I also, on the. shelf. I don't know how to explain it. It was like a brand new LCD display, like a monitor for a couple dollars that someone must have not understood how it worked. Yeah. So they donated it. Yeah. So I bought it home. And I'm going to build like a little retro video game thing with it. I'm going to use a raspberry pie and use that display. Oh, yes. And bring that in here for us to play

video games. Oh, I mean, that would be the coolest thing in the history of the world. Good Hall at the thrift store yesterday. Hell yeah. But none of you go, because I don't want you picking over my things. No. The problem is this. I love my mother. I say that.

But I do recognize, much like how I recognize the addict gene that I have. Yeah. Where my brain wants to be addicted to a lot of things. And I have to fight that. Careful. She's here. I know she's. I also have my mother's DNA in there.

where she loves a garage sale. Oh, she loves a thrift store. Yeah. She'll just buy crap and bring it home. My dad was a pack rat. So I see the Tam-Tam gene in me being like, well, and it happened yesterday where I'm like, well, this is an LCD display. Somebody should bring home.

This is a phone soap. Cody's going to want that. And I go, don't start. Don't start. Don't start. Don't start justifying that you need to start buying everything at the thrift store. But the deals. But the deals, bud

Deals, bro. So whereas I have, all in my DNA I see the addict and the alcoholic is in there that wants to be an alcoholic and there's the pack rat that wants to buy the thing. See? My mother said, draft yesterday was Thrift Tuesday, senior discounting. So I see it.

And I see it in my kids too. Like our oldest, we go thrifting together. It's a thing we do together. They like to, they're doing a, I guess a movie collection. They want physical media, which is smart because look at all these mergers that are happening. Who knows where our movies are going to go? So they buy all of these DVDs and make a collection.

And I go, all right, we just got to be careful. Is it just horror DVDs or is it all? Well, it started as a horror DVD collection. Say, I have an entire egg box full of DVDs. I'm sure I could go through. We will take if you have any that you'd like to donate to the cause. Just to see if there are any that pique the interest. Because yesterday they bought a couple of comedy DVDs.

like Ted. So I go, what are we doing now? We're just going to buy every DVD we see? Like, I thought we had a genre. Yeah, but. Thought we were doing horror. Yeah, but what if you want to watch Ted real quick? Right.

So I'm like, where's this going? What if you can't get Wi-Fi out while you're camping. Yeah. But I love thrifting on my kid. It's so fun. Good haul yesterday. Good haul. I know.

And it started pretty good. I don't blame you for wherever the places you're going. That one had all those cool wide receiver gloves. Yep. A couple years ago. That's legit. There's a, and I'm not going to sully any brands. I have my favorites and I have the ones I don't like.

No, I get it. And I won't say any names, but there's one, there's certain stores that I don't go to because they think they're fancier than they actually are. No, I get that. There's one that I don't go to for some of the same reasons where it's like, you know where we are, right? Yeah, no, yeah, they think they're fancier than they are. Like, you're this place.

You smell like the other place. You're the other place. Just quit acting like you're not, and mark that down. And I wanted to do a nice thing. This isn't me, this isn't me, like, fluffing myself up. He likes to fluff himself. They just couldn't do it. I was at one of my thrifty stores, and I just saw a lot of people that were obviously, like,

shopping for, like, Christmasy stuff. Yeah. And I asked the person at the counter, I was like, can I, like, buy a gift card and, like, pay for some of these people's things? And they couldn't do it. No. But if I want, like, I wanted to do, like, a thing for these people because they're to Christmas shopping, but they couldn't do it.

But Buzz, Fuzz says thrifty shopper is doing a sale on gift cards right now. $100 get card, $75. That's good to know. Wow. I would like to do that. I would like to do that for people. Legit. Anyways, that's cool.

It's enough of my thrift talk. Follow me on TikTok. K Rock Josh. That's where I'm putting these stupid videos. You want to listen to a little bit of Kledis Maggard. Woo! Festiv is coming up next Friday morning. 6 a.m. over at Lock One Distilling.

We will be live. All right. You're good. Someone else can bring the big bowl of scramby eggs. Oh. I mean, it's, I never mind them. That took so long last time. That was a lot of scramble that, yeah.

I didn't realize how long it would take to fill up a whole bowl. How many eggs was it? It was a lot. I can't remember, but it was a couple dozen. So many eggs. Yeah, it was a couple dozen easy. Um, here we go. This is a, it shouldn't be as easy as flying a drone.

into prison, but I guess it is because it's just a fence. Yeah, as long as it's not a, I don't know how this works, but like one of the places that would have like a guy outside with a gone. That would shoot it down. Yeah, you just have to start like here if the prison was the hotel. You just fly it in there. You just start here and head that way. Authority sees the drone on Sunday morning.

Drug. At Lee Correctional Institution down in South Carolina. Here are we? Um, no. raw steak, crab legs, old bay seasoning, yo.

Weed, cigarettes. Yo, that was the package. That's a Sunday. That's a Sunday. That's hilarious. I mean, you had me on board and then you can't,

I think you can't bring into a jail. You're going to try to bring old day seasoning? Bro, I will, I'll tolerate a lot of things, but no old base seasoning. I love old. Dude,

I watch so much. I love all day. I've said this a million times on the air. I don't know how they get phones in prison. I guess it's just like... They keister them. They do, but from what I gather... It's not hard to get a phone up your butt.

And I know we got a lot of correctional officers listening in this area. Wow, that's why the sanitizers in here. It's a good gift. I think a lot of corrections officers are just like, all right, well, just... Can you keep the peace and whatever you're doing? Just don't make my life harder. It's like, you have a TikTok account? Come on.

Yeah, they do. And I follow them. And they're, like, cooking meals in there, and they got their phones, and they're saying, what up. I love the ones that they're smart enough to figure out how to turn, like, their tables into grittles. Yeah, they got the flat-top grittles on their tables. That's hilarious. These guys were apparently getting ready for, like, a seafood boil. They got crab legs.

Some steak, some crab legs. No investigations have been made. No arrests have been made. Investigations continue. It could just be a generic drone that you get from a Walmarts. And then just grip the bag and fly it in. You're not going to know whose it is. That's a gift that keeps on giving Clark.

All that? That's, I mean. I watch them make their little fires out of toilet paper, like little candles and stuff. Oh, okay. I never want to be in prison. No. But I'm fascinated by the people who are in there.

And like it's like a survivor man kind of thing. Yep. Yep. It fascinates me. I don't watch it as much because I get obsessed. Right. with that, the show where they're cops, but they're not cops, and they're just like, going to jail and be a narc.

Oh, like undercover or 30 days in or something? Is that what it is? 60 days in, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes. I'll just binge that. Joe says he used to make lighters from batteries. Oh, that's awesome. See, it's a fascinating, like, obviously we can't have a show that, like,

just that, like, glorifies prisoners. But you got to do what you got to do. But I also feel like people can be rehabilitated in a lot of cases, and this they're just doing their time. Yeah. I want to watch them do things like that. Like make lighters. Right?

Like a bare grill style. Like today we're going to make some seafood boil. Or like, sorry, can't use that toilet. We're using that to make wine. Yeah. Oh. Or how they talk through the toilet. Like they'll flush the toilet and then it's just a pipe so they can talk through it.

That stuff fascinates me. Innovation. Anyways. Other side of this, I got to get Cousin Jay in here because I think he would do very well at the Excel World Championships, Cody Mac. Get them hands, nibble, hear me, and let me practice. Mouse click, mouse click. How does this work so well.

Why does this work so well? It does. What is happening? That's wicked funny. That's wicked funny. Was it just AI? It's there I ruined it. They did the music but they then made the...

Because it sounds like him. I know. It doesn't belong in. Tonight, 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel We Whiskey Wednesday is tonight. Seven o'clock. Seven o'clock tonight on our Twitch channel.

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in the river. Also, 720 Smoke Break, presented by East Coast Emeralds in North Syracuse. I, as a 44-year-old adult man. Former baby. Former baby. Yep. Who is now a grown-up parent of two. Yeah. Who goes

to train shows and not going to pick on people who compete in the Excel World Sports. It's... Championships. I will. Okay. Only as they continue to call it a sport.

Okay. I have no leg to stand on as a train show enthusiast and computer active, computer. You're not calling, you're, train people aren't calling it a sport. It's e-sports, I would argue, right? I don't even call it e-sports. Okay. It's a type of sport. Excel, doing Excel spread sheets is just doing fast screen.

computers. They explain how it works, and I know a lot of you are really good at Excel. I guess they do like puzzles, and I was watching this for an, an embarrassing amount of time. It's watching this. Competition. Yeah. That's what it is because I'm not going to say, oh, it's stupid. It's impressive. It's still impressive. It's just competition. Look at this, though. It's the hype video. No.

No. This is not a joke, by the way. No, they're dead serious. They just know they're so sure. It's here. Champions Who will?

I mean, it's a hype video. Not a lady inside. Not a lady inside. Not a lady inside. If there was one, they'd have a fright. You say that, but I haven't seen a woman yet. Except for the host. Ah, no.

Cousin Jay says, don't ruin it for me. I have it on DVR. All right, cousin Jay. Then don't watch this part because I want her to watch the hype tunnel. These dorks. They all get to enter in a hype tunnel. And I love it. Listen, I support my fellow nerds.

Cody is calling you dorks. I am absolutely calling the Excel spreadsheet competition competitors dorks. I support your hobby and whatever you do. I will support him. I'm still going to call you dorks. From the United Kingdom, the 2024 WC UK champion. They're so nervous with that hot lady in the room.

Ha! Dang! What is their name? Oh, it's his name. He's coming down in the hype tunnel, baby. Ladies and gentlemen, Hot Dang is here. Welcome. And there's celebrities like in this world. Oh, yeah.

They're celebrities. Oh, yeah. Up next. How did Chile? We have Juan Cifonta. No, I've never been a fan of this. Juan Cifentes? Yeah, no.

Well, he's controversial. He's the bad boy. Some people like Juan Cifentes. He's the bad boy in the Excel spreadsheets. I like to keep it clean. From the United States of America. Give it up to Kobe. Dominator.

Dombrowski. Yeah, the Dominator. Hurry. There he is. Good job. Dig it off. He took off his shirt to reveal the exact same shot. That's his comedy.

Twitch.tv.tv. C. and why we're watching the hype tunnel right now. Ew, he threw his shirt up to the audience. He threw it to the crowd. Yeah. From the Netherlands, we have Jasper. They got Jasper! You're not going to have a contest without Jasper Van Mierre there.

He's there. He's there. He's going to have a contest. And they've never seen a booby. Put your hands together from China. Zhang Yuni! Again, I'd love some female representation here. What's going on?

This is hilarious. This is the Excel World Championships. This is the team introductions? No, just the players. This next player, I need you to clap together on beat like this. Ready, three, two, one. Clap Clap

We have none other than the three-time grand global champion No, ethnic way It could be the one The only Andrew 9 He is the champion That's why I'm like

That's why I As a guy who is not very athletic And I like computers I like seeing like Fellow nerds get their chance to be people You know From the UK The 2024 runner up

Give it a for Chris Clark. That's Chris Clark. I'm not going to go through all. They keep going. I mean, I don't even know. Chris Clark. Boo.

I mean, the whole stream is five hours. So if you want to go watch it, go to Excel e-sports on YouTube. Oh, man. Listen. Cody's calling you names. I'm supporting my fellow docks. It's a fun little competition, but I'm not going to think it's not a sport. They're doing their Excel spreadsheets.

Yeah, I know. Cousin Jay says, uh, My miss cousin Jay's Jay His pivot tables and dynamic formatting Are cutting edge. He loves what they do So all right All right, all right Congratulations

Now who won I don't even know who won I should jump ahead Well none of the audience Oh That's for sure Do I have the moment You get a Jay look out

He's going to spoil it for it He's trying to spoil it He's trying to make it look fake Go go go I think the same guy won That always wins I was trying to rip the details Off the car

Yes So finally Look out, Councillor J. He has won. Wow. Another round of applause for a great community guy like them.

Tim Backer won. Look. It looks like him. They all look like him. Perfect. Perfect. Congratulations. The hell of his haircut.

So, yeah. So can we please get one of the sponsors to actually do the awards? What? I love how I'm doing it. He's tossing shade out here. No, I just think they're awkward.

They're nerds. They're like me. They're nerds. I would be just as awkward. I'll do it for them. Gillian, congrats. Yeah. Great.

Perfect. Thank you. Congrats. There you go. Sponsors are welcome to join us on the stage. As sponsors, you're welcome to join on the stage. Oh, are they now? All right.

Ladies and gentlemen. The next award is the Masters Award. Oh, wait. The Masters Award is given to the best player in the competition who is over 50. What? See, there's still hope for you. All right, folks. Let's put it together.

Give it up for Kareem. Let's go, Kareem. You don't age out of it. You don't age out of it. Yeah, never stop. The sponsors are like, nah, we're good. We're going to stay off camera here. No, no, no, no.

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I know a lot of volunteer fire departments have benefited, so they do take care of our community. So we'll be up there three to five coming up. on Friday. With a cow in a bucket. Flavor and savor. Fresh. Flavor and fresh. Flavor and fresh.

Flavor and fras. I do like savor though. Flavor and saver makes more sense. If we could just suggest that to you. Let me just go ahead. I don't, I mean, I know how this happens. I hope it doesn't happen around here. As a used condom was found at an ice rink.

That's where I like. Can they mail that back to me? This has happened over in the UK. So you would, I know it's not you. you ain't flying over no ocean. No, that's okay. Park near London added an ice skating rink for the holidays. Oh, man.

That's for kids. That's for kids. And took a picture and found a used condom frozen in the ice. Wait, what? So somebody did it before? Like, while it was a pond or whatever it was, and I don't know, I don't know. I can show you the photo, but you can envision what a frozen,

what a condom and ice look. like. I mean, it's just, so it must have been in the water, and then it became a pond. That is a very, very unfortunate thing. Beautiful holiday. I was just going to say, Joe started making the joke. Someone shot and scored. I was going to say, it looks like in this case, on this ice, someone didn't slip one

past the goal. They did not, no. Organizers of the event said the issue was dealt with promptly, and the condom has been removed, Cody. Okay. They had to have some poor, I mean, it's not here, but some poor Syracuse city worker,

go down to the ice rink, take a chisel or something. Go bang that. Go bang that, use condom out of the ice for us, please. Go chip out that condom that, brother. Like, okay. Oh, yeah, you can't.

Hi, Mike. They're all Australian. I can't. I can only do Australian voices. Skating and Skeetting. A new event. Cousin James is made. Skating and skates.

That wins. That's it. Weggman's lights on the lake. Tonight and every night through the holiday season. This is Wing. I don't remember her episode of South Park. Dude, when you started playing this, no lie. I was like, this sounds like Wing from South Park.

She was a singer before South Park repressed her. Oh, it was real. Yeah, she was real. I love City Walk. I don't pay tariff. This is a real person. As I'm reading a list here, of the 12 Christmas carols from hell.

Unfortunately, she did make the list. Oh, wing? Leave wing alone. You leave lovely wing alone. But there are someone here that I want to, like I'm really curious about. Okay. I'll listen. Okay, that's wing. I mean, you're going to leave, you leave wings name out of your life.

That was me slapping, John. Let's see if we can listen to Tiny Tim's White Christmas. He's, he, I understand that he was fine, whatever. He creeps me out. I don't like his voice, his face, like things. There's something else. Like, he wasn't from this world. Oh, wait.

Yeah, there he goes. He was all right. I don't think he was all right. I don't know. I don't want to disparage a dead guy. I don't know anything about him. I don't know what he was going through. He was creepy.

That was my first, like, interaction with him. And I was like, what the hell? His story's interesting, though, I think. I forget, but, like, he's doing that on purpose. Yeah. Like, he's, he was a fascinating person. sooner night unless he was problematic. I don't remember. It was like a weird stick.

I don't remember what his deal was either. But I forget, because I watched something on him. Oh, man. Yeah. Gave myself goosebumps. Oh. Waiting for it. There we go. They told me Paul Rumpo Pong.

William Hung's Christmas album, hung for the holidays. A new born king to see. You a big American Idol fan? A lot of people keep asking me that. No, I... I always felt bad for William Hart because he wasn't in on the joke. Everyone was laughing at him, and I hate that. They were laughing at him.

Although she bang, she bang is one of the funniest things ever. I mean, it is really great. But, yeah, no, they were... I like when people are in on the joke. I don't like you're laughing at other people. I wish he was doing it as a joke. And like, ha-ha, it's a stick. Did you know the three stooges?

had a Christmas album? Really? Were you a Stooges guy? No. I mean, I respect what they are. It was like a slapstick vauvillion kind of air of comedy. Why did you like them? Not really.

I tried to watch a bunch of this stuff. They were weird. I got a cold. Christmas time with the three Stooges. I can see people in like the three Stooges. 60s or whatever listening to this. I have no idea when the Stooges was on. Yeah, when did this album come out?

You could say the 40s, the 50s, the 60s, and 70s, and I would say yes. I don't even know. I don't know when they were on. All right, how about this legend? See if you recognize who this is. As long as there's no running Stimpy Christmas on here. No, I don't make the list. No disparaging cat hair balls.

Oh, I thought it was one song. They flipped the script on me here. Dashing through the snow on the one horse open sleigh or the fields we go laughing all the way. Bells on Bobtail ring making spirits bright. What fun it is to laugh and sing a slays on tonight. That's Shatner Claus, baby. Really? William Shatner.

Why is he not doing it like William Shatner then? How would William Shatner do it? Like more. Ging. Go bells. Jay ball. Yeah. Yeah.

I hear you saying. All the way. Maybe he does. I didn't know Alice Cooper did a Christmas album, did you? Really? Alice Cooper's. Aw, Alice Cooper. All right.

Let's listen to Alice Cooper. These are Christmas carols from Alice. I'm listening to this list. I love Alice Cooper. These are really bad. These are really bad. This is for once a good list. S.A.

Watch out. Not the best Alice Cooper representation, but no. Okay, good morning. But it is bad. That's bad. You are listening to Kay Rock. These are Christmas. There's Carols from Hell.

Yeah, it's bad. This one, I don't think you'll, if you couldn't guess Shatner, you're not going to guess this guy's voice. But he's very famous. Really? Hasselhoff. How'd you do that? How did you do that?

Are you a witch? Are you a damn witch? You gave a very good clue. That was a very good hit. David Hasseloff. I wasn't going to know, but he's very famous, so someone just like him. All right, then I'm going to get the same clue for the next guy, and it's not Hasseloff.

Oh, okay, okay. The night before Christmas, David Hasselhoff's album. Merry Christmas. Oh, what? Taylor, do you believe in Santa? I don't like kids' voices and things. Do you think she's going to come? Yeah, well, maybe.

I don't know, but maybe if we sing a song. What's going on? You'll come. Hasselhoff. Well, yeah, maybe. For the kids. Okay. Ready?

Set, go. Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How are I down? No, no, no, no, no, I can't do kids. No, that was weird. What did that have to do with? Where's Hasselhoff? Come on!

Oh, there's the Hoff. Even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. That does sound like Haslop. In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The children were nestled all. This is still creepy. While visions of sugar blobs densed in their heads.

And Mama in a kerchief. And I am like. I don't know. It's got like that kid's piano in it. Is it not a song? Is it just spoken word? You reading the night before Christmas? Yeah, probably. I'm going to jump ahead.

Yep. Oh. Oh. This is more Shatner style where he's just reading it. Yeah, it's just hassle off reading it. You got to pay extra if you want the hoff to sing for you. All right, next one. Christmas carols from hell.

I told you it's another famous guy. It's not Hasselhoff. Okay. Let's see. No Shatner, no Hoff. Terrible song. I have to get through my moderate to serere plaque. Oh, okay.

Ask your doctor about Bismalke. We haven't heard from Corey Feldman yet. Not Feldman. Not Corey? You might know his voice, though, right away. The red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose. Oh, uh, he's dead. And if you were...

He's dead so dead. Uh, what's his... And I talk like this. Regis Fulbin! Yeah, I know like that! I like that like that! Used to laugh and call him names. I miss Reige.

I miss the Reige. I never let poor Rudolph join in Andy Reindeer games. All right. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say. Sorry to, you know. Sorry to break that news. Some of you didn't know that Regis Philbin had passed away. Yes, he did.

I'm sure it's not on the list, but I'm sure it's not on the list, but I bet you there's some type of WWF Hulk Hogan Christmas something out there. Oh! They used to do all that crap. I need this video to be available. I need to hear it. Why isn't it available? Is he just got a video for it?

No, my next one. Yeah, how far down are we? That has to be number what? What was that? Like four, three or four? Where is it? I want to hear it. Oh, man.

All right. There's an album called Jingle Babies, which is just babies singing Christmas carols. No. No way. That's terrifying. I don't want to hear jingle babies.

The original singing babies? I want to hear jingle babies from the original singing babies? Hold on a second. I want to hear jingle babies. Aw, it doesn't exist anywhere. The original singing babies. The original singing babies. I had to trademark.

Because I had a bunch of douchebags trying to copyright and take over and have other singing babies. These are the OGs. Oh, man. I've never wanted to listen to an album more and it won't load anymore. There's no jingle babies anywhere? No, it's not on YouTube or anything. Oh, man. Jingle babies singing babies.

Give me something, YouTube. No, it's all like new AI crap. Anyways. What's it from? What year? Let's see, I'm putting in the 50s. It says, Jingle babies. baby's up on the house top is, um,

yeah, I can't. Yeah, it's just the one. It's just the one. I mean, I can, I'm seeing, like, pictures for it. That I'm going to need to seek out. You can see it on, like, eBay and stuff. Let me go back to my list here. Christopher Lee, an acclaimed British actor.

Oh, right. I might. Released a metal album. I think he was, like, 90 when he did this. This was on Reddit yesterday. People were talking about this album. He was up there in years And he put out

Christopher Lee a heavy metal Christmas Jingle Hell My Way I bet it's gonna sl like Whee! Yeah And finally on this list of Christmas carols from hell Yep

The Brady Bunch released a Christmas album That's gotta be awful Christmas with the Brady Bunch I didn't like the Brady Bunch I didn't like the Brady Bunch I will, uh, I'm right. All right. You have to stand and hold your hands like this while you're singing.

My mom loved Brady Bunch. Really? Tammy Two Hips loved it. Big Brady Bunch lady. All right. Not my jam. All right, well, good. There's no, the Ren and Stimpy Christmas album.

No, because these were songs from hell. Ren and Stimpy's great. I mean, it's amazing. All of you are texting in DMX, Ritterin'i, that's great. That's not bad. No, it's not bad. That's so good. Twisted Christmas,

my Twits and sister. I like that. That's not a bad one. We're talking about bad ones. It's getting gnarly out there, folks. It's just, it's snowing pretty heavy now, folks. So be careful out there. Take your time. Leave, uh, I guess leave early or stay home if you can. Yeah, at that end of the year, maybe you got like a random day or something you got to use. Random vacate day. Oh, man. It'll be a beautiful night for Wegman's Lights on the Lake. Of course, lights on the lake.com for tickets and information. That's the fun positive. about all this snow in December is that Lights on the Lake has been close. If you can handle the snow and you want to head out to Lights on the Lake tonight,

it opens at 5 o'clock by your tickets at Lights on the Lake.com. Old Tam-Tam Two Hips was asking for a free pass last night when I saw her at the basketball game. Gotta get them ticks, bro. You've got to get them tickets. I ain't giving her any wands. Listen. She ain't getting wands. Listen, no, they're not here.

Oh, then you're definitely not getting wands. Yeah, there's no wand boxes here. I was looking for some myself and I found one old, old one from way back. See if you can help me understand this new term. Because I would say, the weird thing about me is that I would say I'm in, like an extroverted introvert, which means I have a very extrovert job where I got to go out and be like social at certain times. Yeah. But when I'm not at my job, I'm incredibly introverted.

I'm quiet. I don't. is Wiener's introvert. Right, him, is that a wrong judgment of me? No, no, I'd see that. I mean, you're not, but you're not like panicky, at least, and, like, you know, you don't get, like, anxiety attacks. I know how to turn it on.

You'd prefer to just kind of. Prefer to be alone. Sit and relax. As opposed to have, you know. Yeah, I'm not going to a party. You don't, you're not really, you don't want to just sit and do small talk for, for the sake of small talk. There's nothing I hate.

more on this planet than small talk. How was your weekend? Hey, a nice holiday? Well, yeah, everything's fine. Everything's fine. I hate small talk. Well, they have a new term. This is a, I guess a therapist came up with this.

Not an introvert, not an extrovert, but an otrovert. Okay. Otrovert means you're constantly feeling like an outsider, like you never fit in. I don't feel that way I feel like I fit into most situations I'm a chameleon like that It depends on the situation But you know

He says Otroverts can be extremely social And well liked They're just more about one on one And don't really enjoy big groups Otroverts tend to be independent thinkers Who aren't emotionally dependent On what others think So they're often renegades

I'm a renegade I'm a renegade babe I'm an Ochovert I'm a renegade. I'm a renegade. I'm a renegade. Dr. Suts. No, I care what other people think so much, too much.

It's a detriment to me that I care so much what other people think. Yeah. So I don't think I fall into this category. But yeah, that's, hmm. I don't know. Otrovert. Otrovert. It means you don't love groups and you never feel like you fit in.

You may be extremely social and well liked, but you prefer one-on-one time. I don't want one-on-one time either. I don't want any communication time. I like that. But I also like being in a very small group, but being out in a group. Like, you know what I mean? Like a couple people, like last night. Go out to dinner.

Like, yeah, the same thing else. We're just like a one-on-one, but out somewhere because I like there to be all the people. But I don't want to have to be talking to them all. Yeah, I get it because you can focus better on like two or three people versus like 15, you know? But the atmosphere is still nice to have, you know, a bunch of people around, but you're still just kind of one-on-one in with someone there. Like my most uncomfortable is the company holiday party every year, just because I don't know how to carry myself in that situation.

Yeah. It's a lot of small talk. It's a big group, but also Mr. Crabs is there. So that makes me a 10 out 10 anxious. And like, I just, that's not a situation I enjoy. Oh, see, that one, I like that one because it's easy. Yeah. Because we're not required to do anything.

You know what I mean? I almost feel like sometimes, depending on the situation or group, that you are, you know, you have to like perform or, you know, kind of you have to be on because they, they expect, people expect, you know, to be, do, do be Josh and Cody. Do funny radio stuff. Yeah.

I can't. Well, as I always, it is true that when we're off, when we're off the air, we're exactly like this, we're also just very, we're two guys that just like to be quiet, and quiet, we enjoy relaxing. Well, I can't force it, And I can't, yeah, I can't be funny. No, I've been funny.

I've always said, but I, you know, you can't be funny. I wish I could because I would have gone to be a writer or something somewhere. If I could be funny on command, I would have gone and written for, you know, sitcoms and stuff like that. Yeah. Just real easy comedy, but I can't. That never appealed to me because you're sitting in a room with people trying to be funny. See, if I could do that, I would, but I can't. Yeah, I can't either.

I like, I just, I'm good at this. Just as it happens, as it happens. Situational camity. Pud, Paul, we wish you'd be funny too. I know, bud. I know. Got them. Anyways, it's a new term.

Out. Ootrovert. Ootrovert. Not an introvert, not an extrovert. Ootrovert. It's a dog and not a jacket, though. It's just a regular dog walking through downtown. Good morning.

This is K. Rock. If it's the dog that I see every once in a while as a very rambunctious, Labrador or whatever those are called, or golden whatever. Golden retrievers. hilarious, but it's trained very well. Nice. Well, good morning, everybody. Snow is whipping around now.

I guess I wasn't paying attention to the weather this week. I didn't know this was coming. I did, and I didn't think that it was supposed to be like this. I saw that it was supposed to kind of be a little snowy all week, but not like, you know, this. Yeah, it's not great. These are blizzards. Yeah, it's not great driving. Check on your schools.

Check on your loved ones. Yeah, go. Travel seems a little. tricky today. Leave 45 minutes earlier than you would. I mean, that sucks to say that. If you were to tell me it like, you know, I had to go work at the store or whatever.

No, sorry, you got to leave 40 minutes earlier to go to your job. Like, oh, you're a jerk. Snowfighters are doing their best out there, keeping this cleared. Oh, if it changes to rain, we're screwed. Oh, it's gone on too. We're screwed. We're not leaving here. I know a lot of people talk about the economy.

They talk about tariffs. They talk about all the things that are making things great. You're right. Things affordable. But what we're not talking enough about is the great Santa shortage. Yeah, what is this? I've seen it just the headlines. But I didn't click.

Mall Santas and some other Santas, there is that shortage. But there's also Santa decoration shortages. See, that I, that's what I thought when they said that. That is very incorrect. You think you've seen them other... Where have you seen them? Dollar Tree has a bunch of random... Large yard decorations, though,

because that's what they're specifically talking about in this story. They had a couple. If you got there early enough, you know how I have sometimes on Coco Puffs, those random, like, inflatable, me-sized things. They had a bunch of Santa's like that. It seems as though Christmas enthusiasts are having trouble finding giant Santa decor.

But those, yeah. Home Depot's hot holiday catalog is almost immediately sold out back in September. This stuff is huge now. That's why. Big decorations are all sold out. It's a big fad.

But I guess it's because it's like a cult following. Like that giant skeleton thing. That's what I mean. It's like a big fad. And now they want all these big Christmas decorations. There are some really cool ones. Which are awesome. I love it, man. I took, not a nervous, a very back,

way home last night from San Miguel's. Just all the houses and stuff. There are so many. Decorations are big now. That's the thing where lights were big for a while. And then like, you know, the projector lights and stuff. Now it's decoration. It's like that giant-assant.

There's a house behind the high school. And they are tucked off the road. Okay. So they don't really face the road, but they put their giant inflatables facing the high school. So when you're at the school, you can see their big inflatable. That's really cool. That's cool.

I like the videos. Of people that have the, put the fun music to those big Santas and Grinch's dancing in the wind. The popular 8-foot Santa, complete with LED lantern. There's also the nine-foot ornament-shaped arch. All these things are selling out because people are putting, obviously, that's a big deal. People are excited about them. Oh, and that stuff is expensive as. It's really expensive.

When the Halloween decorations came out, I was like, oh, I want one of those little DJ skeletons. It was like $200. box. And those are things that you're like, oh, wait until after, then they'll go down. No, they know what they have. And they're like, no, these will go back to the warehouse till next year where it'll be $350 again. There's a giant inflatable Rudolph with a light up nose that I guess is a big deal.

There's the 12 foot, the abominable snowman that's out there. There's a couple that I, I would really be interested in. It's just around here, you have to watch what decorations you guys. get because I mean look at it out right now. Yeah. It'd be very hard to have a wind like an inflatable out. We didn't put our inflatable out this year. It's hard.

Because it was already a foot of snow on the ground what I wanted to decorate by outside. But there's some, is it lows, I think, that has that. And there's a house right next to the Killabrew on the way there that has these decorations. They have like the larger than life like Santa and, you know, that type stuff. But it's like hard plastic or something where they're very heavy. Like they're not going anywhere and they're like eight feet tall. Yeah, those are cool. I also hated that thing.

Cousin Jay says, Hot Take, I do not, I want to you to say, I prefer, I do not prefer to decorate with Santa, meaning he likes just trees and generic Christmasy stuff. I can see that. Ooh, Hot Take off the text line. Ali's has a lot of big blowups right now. Oh, really? Get one. There you go.

But the problem is how? Where do we put it? That's the thing. We got all this snow in December already. That's the thing is it's really. real hard to get these things up or to stay up. Can't put all these things out, dude. We hang a wreath in our upper, like our upper window.

Oh, yeah. And I had to go on the roof to hang it. And I went up there the other day and it was already like a foot of snow up there. I'm trying to trudge through. Yeah, that'd be no good. Haven't had this much snow in December in a while. You guys get your decorations out. Art's already done.

STP. Good morning. This is K. You need some TP. Whiskey Wednesday, tonight. 7 o'clock on our Twitch, channel I'll go live. We'll watch some music videos. We'll drink on some booze. Maybe from your house. Maybe from right here. If I can't get home, we'll find out.

We may be right here. Of course, liquor wine and moonshine over on State Fair Boulevard is where I'll be getting my booze for tonight. Swing over and see them. 720 smoke break brought to you by East Coast Amarold. Hey, oh. I, uh, I always, I always, this isn't a story I was going to get into, but I saw a meme. Or like, this time a year, new generations are watching our old movies. So, like, younger kids are watching Home Alone or whatever. Yeah. And they're like, you know the scene where they're all eating their pizza?

Yeah. And, like, the milk spills on the tickets or whatever. And all, like, the new generation is like, why are they all drinking milk with pizza? And it's like, in the 90s, we all just drank a lot of milk. Yeah, there was just... There was campaigns around it. People just did. You just hear.

All the celebrities were doing milk. Milk. Like milk mustache advertisements. I don't know what was going on that we were drinking so much milk. We just did. And we needed it for our big strong bones. We did. We needed to grow up with big strong bones.

Yeah. So the children are, I mean. They get confused. Like, what the hell is this? I shifted to water, obviously, as I got older, but gross. Yeah, I'm not a, I'm not a milk guy. I do not like milk. No, I don't dislike it, but I don't, I'm not like seeking it out either.

I like it in cereal. Yeah. And that's the bummer. Yep. The bummer is the only time I ever want milk is on Sunday morning for my cereal because I don't know why I crave it on Sunday mornings, but I do. And then the milk is either gone or it's spoiled by that. That's my issue is that I don't use it enough to have it stay good that long. And it also sucks that I will, you'll go to buy it.

And the half gallons at some places are cheaper than just a little pint of milk. Oh. Walmart especially. A half gallon of milk is, it's like a buck, whatever, and a little, little tiny little guys like two something. Speaking of milk. Like, what do you know what Stewart's has. We'll be up at Stewart's in Oswego, three to five. How are your milks reviewed?

I know you got a bunch of flavored milk. I forgot to even ask. They were all for my stepdad. What flavors did you get? Peanut butter, like a cold brew peppermint one that they were advertising. Vanilla Eggnog. Stewart's has amazing milk flavors.

That wasn't it. No, there's like a whole shelf of them. I was just like, okay, I can't keep going. Yeah, they had a whole shelf of just different milk flavors. You said that Chris likes them. Yeah, he's a milk guy. You guys out there drinking milk? You're drinking flavored milk?

I like it, like you said. For cereal, my pater's. Tators, milkshakes. I like an occasional milkshake. Right. I like to have it around because I do make a lot of taters. And I know that those instant taters, they call for water, but I use milk. I do, too.

Kobe then says the peanut butter one is amazing. I bet they are if you're a milk drinker. We had several people at Stewart's Talos. They came in there. It was like the world's best milk. It's the best milk. Then they won an award, I think. Yes, it was on a sign out front.

We will be at the stewards on Utica Street up in Oswego on Friday, this Friday, from 3 to 5 o'clock. by and see us all right. Lick yourself and kept a milk. Whiskey Wednesday. We'll grab ourselves something to drink, courtesy of liquor, wine, and moonshine, State Fair Boulevard, and of course, East Coast Emeralds presenting that 720s.

Some of my, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma'amomop break. Join me on Twitch. Get yourself some booze. Have a little beverage. A little two, three sips. Get yourself a nice little warm up in the middle of the week. You're going to need it tonight, man. Yep.

It is gross. Eesh. 24-year-old man in Oklahoma was arrested for robbing a liquor store last Friday. Cody? Okay. He did it with a gun, but it was like an 1800s musket-style gun from olden days. So what? Would it actually work?

I don't think so. Because that was a single-shot percussion Derringer from the mid-1800s. I'd be so mad if I got you. shot and it was with a musket. Because, I mean, they obviously worked in the 1800s. Yeah. I don't know. Did he steal it from a, did he do a little B&E before?

Did he do double robberies? It's a weapon. Joe is right. A weapon is a weapon. But was it his? It looks like one of those guns. That's what I want to know. Was it, did he go somewhere, steal it and then rob a store with a stolen museum musket? Yeah, it looks like one of those guns

that like, well, your grandfather has a gun in his trunk, you can, uh, and just gets handed down from generations and your grandpa's old antique gun. That's hilarious. He was arrested for first degree robbery and it's serious because he was pointing a gun like Jodo said it. So it's a weapon. Yeah, don't shoot anybody with a, with a gun, please. It is unclear to where he got the gun or if he even knew how to use it, but he did point it. Or maybe he was a time traveler. And he was just scared. I don't know what to do. I need to fire this gun. I'm scared. Give me money. That would be crazy. Exactly, Debbie.

Could have sold the gun and bought the booze? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, unless he stole it. Yeah, unless, but then you could, now he has the gun in his possession. But you couldn't go and. Find an antique dealer. But I don't know. I don't know. Pond shot by an 1800s musket. I guess they'll give you something for it. Other side of this. Yeah, most criminals aren't that. Other side of this, we'll play some basketball, right? We'll do a little Wednesday basketball? Is there a game that takes about it and

entire day because that's all what we're going to be here for. I don't care where you say, I'm leaving. I'm not staying here. We're hunkering down. We're snuggling. We've got to snuggle for body heat. You guys, be careful driving. Next Friday, we will be live at lock one distilling in Phoenix, New York for our annual Festivist show. And you can be in the audience, but I got to put you on a list. It's a closed party. It's VIP. So hit me up on the K-Rock text line or slide into my DMs on social media. I will, I'm filling that list up pretty quick here. So if you want to get in, don't wait. And everybody has to bring a dish to pass. Oh, that'd be nice. That'd be nice. About 75. And by dish, he means wads of cash to give us.

We guys always do bring gifts. And don't forget, if you are on that list, you're participating in the dollar store gift exchange. Go find something cheap and silly at your local dollar store. Bring it in wrapped. And you'll do the gift exchange. We'll be having games, playing games for prizes. We have tickets to different shows. We'll be given away. I'll tell you about that. Vagina Spray. No vagina spray because it almost killed. Very confusing.

Weird. I don't know what that was. Only thing that's a no is that vagina spray. There's this guy I follow on TikTok who's, he's a pharmacist, but he goes to like gas stations and stuff and he just tries random gas station pills. Oh, Jesus. Because I think he just likes doing stuff. He seems like he parties.

All right then. I want him to try the vagina spray just to see what would it do to him. How would he react? Yeah. Because sometimes he'll take like boner pills and nothing will happen. and sometimes he'll take like, I don't know, like he'll take like energy pills. Yeah. And like his body will start to react weird.

The guy's cool. He's cool. He's cool. He's cool. He's like it. And shout out to my TikTok. Follow K Rock Josh on TikTok because I'm listening to funny albums that I buy at thrift stores on TikTok. K Rock Josh, look me up, follow me, like me, love me.

Please. Kiss his face. Acknowledge me. The little kiss on his face. Radio World, you're going to get the 90s at 9 with some REM. Gaming stream will be some basketball. Random shooty hoop game. Presented by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales.

Be buying with Ryan. You're out slipping and sliding today? Bet you had four-wheel drive. Call Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. He'll get you in a vehicle today. Nineties and I kicks off with some REM. It's K. Rock.