The Show - KENTUCKY ROCKS

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

Real quick, is there a tick on me? It’s (kinda) Opening Day for one game on Netflix. Sleeping in separate beds may not work, so try separate blankets. Plus, Josh’s Kentucky rock family & so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Whiskey Wednesday, baby. Let's get going.

Hey, yo. I think it's going to be a rough couple of days for allergies with these weather. Everybody can complain about it already. Your eyes are bothering you? My eyes, I can feel. I don't have a sore throat, but it's like that like, it's there. I get you, dude. It's going to be a rough couple days.

These temperatures, uh... I want to just open the windows, but then it's going to just, I don't know, make it even worse because it's so cold overnight. Ugh. I got to say I gotta ask Con what he did because when I came in here there was like a weather forecast on this screen I've been in the studio 15 years

I don't know how to do that there was I would like Is it info? No Not there I'm not gonna touch anything Because if like you click on like where it says Does it something pop up

I don't know how he did it But he had a whole weather forecast I was like oh I can read a weather for gas? That's cool. Weather on the 3s. Still learning new things, I guess. Weather on 3.

Ah, yeah, but it's going to be in the 50s today, high 60s tomorrow. Yeah, I don't buy that. You know? I don't buy that. It's going to be that. Yeah, it might feel like it. Or, I mean, it might be 60 something, but it's going to be like windy. Or it's going to be one of those things where it's 60 for like a minute and then a storm comes through.

Yep. All right. All right. Yep. Five minutes worth at. 1222. How is everybody doing? How are we all today?

How is your Tuesday? Anything exciting going on yesterday for you? No? Normal Tuesday? Tuesday. No. Not a lot going on. I was just cranking out a lot of content yesterday.

Putting up videos, editing videos. Getting her done. Getting her done. Chilling in the house as the oldest started to track out a dirt bike track through the woods. Oh, nice. I'm like, all right. So I guess that's the plan for the spring is expanding our dirt bike track. Get out there with a shovel.

Start. They were. They weren't out there. I was like, okay. Get that little chainsaw. I don't know if I'm giving my kid a chainsaw yet. Little chainsaw to cut off some of the branches. Oh, my God, yeah.

Is the tick season? Is the tick season? I'm like, oh, well, just tuck your pants into your socks, I guess. And then I saw a spider. Here's a dude. Already. nice. Cool. So there's a spider by the front door yesterday. Yeah.

I go to pick it up and I go to throw it out the front door. I'm not going to kill it. I'm going to let it go back to its friends. Yeah. But I didn't see where it went. So like I did this move and I didn't see where it went. Crawled right up your arm. So for the rest of the day I thought I had a spider on me? Yeah. Carl's like, do I got a spider on me? Is there a tick? What is that? Spider tick? What is that? Yeah, tics are out though. You said you found a bunch

on our stuff. Yeah, the second that it's it's warm enough a little, they are all over. They're not too bad when. It's like cold. Like I haven't found any on her in the last day. Today and tomorrow, I bet you do they come out. But there was one over the weekend, just a rando because they're out there now. So they're looking for warm bodies.

We will get into obviously your whiskey Wednesday tonight at 7 o'clock on Twitch. Also, we've got a natty light fertilizer I'll tell you about this morning. Is today opening day, baseball opening day? Yeah. All right. There's a game on. I don't know if it's at 4 o'clock? Is there one on Earth?

Earlier, I'm not exactly sure. I didn't look. I just know because I had to set part of my lineup. Spring training was yesterday. Spring training, spring training. And then today's Yankees Giants at 0 5 p.m. For opening day. I thought they all on Netflix.

Oh, what? Sure. Because that's a thing. That's what you got to do now. We got to get on Netflix. How do you local, is it still on the up, like SNY? Like the Yankees, whatever, is that what it is? Is that the Mets one?

That's my BS. I don't know what it is, but whatever. Like the Yankees channel on the things, like, you know, back in the day. I know what you're talking about, yeah. I got my time order. The yes network. Sorry, yes network. Is it still on there?

Because how do locals feel about that? That they take away? If it's not on it, it's only on Netflix. And then tomorrow's that thing where they do a game like every 20 minutes. Tomorrow might be like the real opening day. Yeah. Wow. You got every team playing tomorrow.

Like 1-15, 210, 210, 220, 305, 4-10, 4-10, 4-10, 4-15. Nice. Does that a day you like? Do you get excited for opening day baseball? I'll watch that. I love it, and I love that it's on, so I'll watch it. And that'll be great. It's just, I am one of those guys that loves old-school baseball,

but loves new school taunts and bat flips and cheering and celebrations and rowdy people and that you might not need baseball until end of June. Oh, it's a little too early for you. I don't think you need it in March. I don't think you need it in April. You have Royals at Braves tomorrow. You barely need it in May. Friday is your Braves.

Oh, yep, there it is. Yeah. Anyways, Netflix only, no yes. Cool. That's crazy. Cool. That's crazy. Got to have every subscription to everything to watch any sports nowadays.

Oh, I'm in a hole. Boom. Yeah, I'm in a hole. We crushed this song. We really did. Man, hold on it. They're still going. Really?

Thank you, Alice. Man, we weren't joking about those allergies, man. I got that allergy throat. I got that allergy eyes. It's all the weather. And between that and how dry it is in here, this building? Sure, sure, sure. Yep.

No. Sure, sure, sure. Well, good morning, everybody. Happy. Uncher, uncher, uncher. Wednesday tonight, Whiskey Wednesday live. It's 7 o'clock on Twitter. Yeah, but what are we even going to have?

It's going to be whiskey, like it always is. Every day, man, we like it. Warm's our belly, right? You should find out how many of those whiskey, the little chocolates with whiskey in and them will take you to get drunk. A lot. I think my tolerance is too high for chocolates. You'd have a sugar.

I'd look like a goostas gloop just down there trying to cover my face. I couldn't do it. I don't think I could get drunk off those. You're going to have to then eat a bunch of those moonshine peaches then. Ooh, or they had the pickles. now. They have the jars of the pickles. Yeah, there's a whole wall of like... Peaches. You can get Moonshine Peaches.

There's a ton of stuff. Plenty of stuff. Tonight brought you by Liquor Wine and Moonshine over on State Fair Boulevard. And of course, East Coast Emeralds in North, Syracuse. You're going to try that stuff, right? Oh, yeah, I got to try the Henny tonight. Oh. I don't know. No, just try it. Don't make it your drink.

It's not going to be my drink. No, you'll get sick. Yeah, I don't know. They'll throw it up. If you don't know what I'm talking about, we got a big giveaway going on, courtesy of East Coast Emerald. I'm not sure what I can say on the radio, so I won't say much. Just be tuned in tonight. It's going to involve a bottle of rare Hennessy.

It's a fun adult giveaway. Fun adult giveaways, and I've never tried this Hennessy Pure White that Scott gave me from East Coast Emeralds. Yeah. Guess it's an expensive bottle. Oh. You got a chance to try it if you know what I'm talking about. And I don't know. It's a cognac, right?

What is a coniac? Oh, I do not even know. I tried Henny once, and it wasn't that, and I'm good forever. What does Henny taste like? Hennessy is a cognac known for smooth, bold, and fruity flavor profile. Same, same. The taste varies by age. Oh, so there can be some fiery, nutty notes.

Oh, Hennessy Pure White is known as a lighter, more floral, Oh, fruity cognac with a very smooth, less intense, slightly sweet taste. Okay. Okay. Yeah, donkey, that's my fear. He said it tastes good, but it gives an amazing hangover because it's so sweet. Yeah, I'll do a little taste. Yeah, just taste it and then.

And then I'll drink some other whiskeys tonight, all right? Yeah, boof a shot. Okay, yeah. Take a little eyedropper. Okay, yeah, for sure. Squeezing into your booty hole. This story makes me sad Just because of the sentence that's in it

But did you see that video that's been going around These last couple of days Of that corgi leading a bunch of dogs Down the road Yeah Like I don't I'm gonna read the bummer sentence first Yeah

About what they were doing From three different households In northeast China Geelin province Escaped a transport truck Carrying them to an illegal meat factory Yeah they were stolen That's gross

But They broke out. They got to stay escaped. Yep. And the big brain Corgi. I got this. Trecked 10 miles with the whole gang across different, I don't know how to pronounce these things. I won't try them, but they're like different expressways.

Right. Leading this whole pack. Stop. A golden retriever served as kind of like the outside guard dog. Yep. You can see him like looking around. They would stop at certain points. Yep.

There was an injured German shepherd they were tending to. The dogs all formed very strong friendships while row. homing together. Pastor by took the video that we all saw. Yeah. And all seven dogs were successfully located and reunited with their families on Thursday. So that's a good, uplifting story. Just that one sentence, it's a...

Boy, because the other truck full of dogs that didn't escape there were people's pets. Yeah. It's all so sad. Are corgis, like, secretly smart? It's just sometimes there's a dominant dog. And the corgi's like, all right, let's get out of here. Yeah. And they know how to travel that distance?

That's impressive. Just instincts. Yeah. Stuff like that. It's weird when you see different videos. Or like that one awesome video of that, that one white dog that comes in to break up that fight. And he's smaller than all, most of the other ones. Oh, yeah. I like that.

That big cane corso bows to him as he walks by. Hey, what are you guys doing out of here? I did, by the way, if you didn't follow me on Instagram, Krock Josh. I did yeat the crow into the woods and ridded the curse. No, I'm putting power to word And I ridded myself of the curse That was it, I told you, it broke it It knew it was coming

But I knew it was coming Because it was nice to throw Freddy's ball yesterday And he immediately beeline towards the crow And I go, oh, I got to eat that crow If I grabbed a shovel Yeah, he's got sad Get over to that crow real quick though Curse be gone

And I threw it in the woods And I made it, I threw it really high So that it like, All right, this stupid I threw it really high So that any other birds would think it was just flying away and that the curse was gone. Oh, I would have tried to have like

hooked it so looked like it was flying. It's really light, by the way. I guess birds are hollow and light because they got to fly. Yeah, there's not much to them. I expected to be heavy like a chicken, but it wasn't. It was very heavy. It was very light. You remember back in the day when we had to like call that number?

What for birds? A phototub bird. Oh, am I supposed to do that now? No, that was, I mean, maybe, but no, remember it was like when we were growing up. Yeah, because they had like a disease or something, right? And they were like, if you find a dead bird. Please call. I remember that now, yeah.

You've found a dead bird. You've encountered a dead bird. Did you say I sent your new clip last night? Oh, no. No, I was sleepy boy. That was it. I tried to stand up as long as I could. Did you?

Yeah, get your rest, bud. No, so I yeeated the bird. I'm putting power to word and saying the curse is off me. Again, I woke up today feeling like terrible things are going to happen today. But that's every day for me? Because, oh, Danhausen. I was going to curse you. Did you see that the WWE changed his profile to 6'7, 300,000?

Nice. It's WW legend. Yes, he is. WV.W.E. Legend. Yes, he is. No, I'm given power. I'm no curse. Everything's going to be fine.

Knock on wood. And if it's not fine, Josh, you can adjust and you can find a new way, Josh. All right? Well, I didn't know that Dad Birds was a sign of a curse because, I mean... You've been finding them a lot? No, but I've... I have absolutely poked plenty at Dad Birds with a stick. Yeah, I'm not surprised by that.

Absolutely. Not surprised by that. Oh, yeah. But this was a shit. huge black crow. It was like the raven was in my yard. I can't find it anymore, but that owl

that reminds me to find that owl. That's weird. That's gross. So see if we're both accursed. Okay. Oh, then double curse. Negative. It's a double negative. Well, I mean, that's not the only the owl probably trumps every dead animal I've seen.

The owls really, that is really creepy. Yeah, because I've seen many a thing in the woods. And you've seen a ton of dead fish, like huge dead fish. Oh, the biggest dead fish? I saw dead deer once. A fish don't do curses. Just birds do curses. All only birds are curses?

Yeah. Birds are primary curse animals. I feel like some of those fish. Snakes. Snakes would, yeah. Snakes would be a curse. Oh, and I see snakes all the time. You see dead snakes?

I've seen a dead snake, but usually they're like, it's like the tail, and I'm trying to grab them in the leaves. Why is he doing that? Because that's their tail, and you grab them out, and then you got control. All right. All right. Yeah, that would be a curse, too. I don't know how many curses we have on us, too many. Like, you mean like literally right this moment?

What's Chad Kroger doing right now? What I just Googled? What's Chad Kroger up to? He's doing tours? I don't know. I don't know. Wouldn't that be all? Well, what kind of, all right, it would be terrifying.

But if Google was like, Chad Kroger's currently at his home in West Hollywood, you're like, making eggs. And it goes to like, go to Kruger Cam. And he's like, huh? What's up? You're tapped under Kruger Cam. You're on Krug Cam.

What's good. He's making some breakfast for me and the fam. Anyways. What did it say he's doing now? Let's see. He is, but, same stuff.

He's the lead singer, blah, blah, for Nickelback. What's he doing right now? That's what I want to do. Where's my Kruger cam? Yeah,

right this second. Oh, he's got a new collaboration with Sammy Hagar and Tommy Lee. Oh, didn't we listen to that? Oh, we did, didn't we? Hold on. Chad, Tommy Lee. No, they're saying it out loud.

I think we did. Sammy Hagar. What's it? Oh, this, this. I heard of like a play it because it's them talking to cam. Yeah, probably. Like, what's the F of, brothers?

You're a Kroger Cam. Let's check out some things in my house. First of all, look at this photograph. Every time I do, it makes me laugh, you guys. Anyways. Oh, got you guys. See, I like to think that we're ahead of the curve on a lot of things.

And we are. And like we've been preaching here on the show on K-Raw, separate beds. And now the Scandinavian sleep method is getting popular. We always say that if you're in a relationship with somebody, separate beds, ideally separate bedrooms. I mean,

separate houses. Separate homes. Right? Where you don't even know each other or... My wife continues to suggest I get my own apartment in a different location. Just to help her sleep, I guess.

I don't know what that is. Right. Right. If you share your bed, the Scandinavian sleep dairy suggests, you should have separate blankets at the bare minimum. So instead of like one big blanket over both of you? Okay.

Separate blankets. I don't hate that. Just because I know how I am with blankets. Sometimes a pillow is a blanket for me. It's weird. I just need it laying on top of me. Like I just put it on top of me. But it doesn't do any.

It's just, oh, you just like the weight of it? Yeah. It's just a nice. I can just hold it a little. Sometimes nobody. blankets, even in the winter. No. Yeah, sometimes I like it.

You can go no blanket at all? You're not freezing? No, sometimes I like it. If I'm like hot, oh man, sometimes it's, nope, no blanket. And that's when I'll do a pillow. I'll be like, you're a blanket now. All right. I'm warm.

It says, and I feel guilty for this, because I'll wake up in the middle of the night and see that I pulled like the blankets off of my wife or whatever. So, yeah, I get it. If one person runs hot and the other runs cold, They encourage you to use the Scandinavian sleep method where you'd have separate blankets. Places like Norway, Sweet, and Denmark, couples do not share blankets. I didn't know that. Sleep experts say the blanket movement is one of the biggest reasons people wake up in the night.

I can see that if you're laying there and you're all, like, covered up. And then you do a little tug that you're not aware of. And it's a boom, all of a sudden there goes the blanket. Yeah. Katie has a 15-pound weighted blanket. You ever do a weighted blanket? No, I don't like it. It makes me anxious.

Oh, does it? There's like, I think, two or three of them in, about them in the garage. Oh, nice. And Debs, no, I don't, that's, they're heavy. Cousin Jay says we do separate blankets have for years. It's the best thing. That's smart. How do you make the bed, though?

I mean, I like a nice made bed. Yeah, no, you said. So do you have two separate blankets on top? But then you have a dummy blanket that's for both of you that goes over the top to make the appearance. Okay, I can see that. Right? Right. Yeah, cousin Jay, send me some kind of like, chart explaining how you make a bed with two different blankets. The other reason I wouldn't mind sharing blankets or getting separate blankets is that, uh, your boy's sweaty in the summer. Yeah. In the winter and stuff, I'm not so bad, but even with like air conditioning on and stuff in the

summer, I sweats. Yeah, I get sweaty legs most of the time. I, it's, chest, your chest gets sweaty? Oh man. Yeah. Especially if I do the dead man sleep. Oh, I love dead man sleep. Why do my legs get so sweaty?

I don't understand that part of my body. If you Google that, that's a thing. Is it a disease? Do I have a disease? No, I think it might be like a condition. Oh. Like it's like you have like how. Sweaty leg syndrome.

No, like how I sweat out of one armpit way more than the other. Oh, okay. Like way more. Yeah, it's just my legs have a lot going on. See, Ken says him and his wife, Amy. he uses a weight of a blanket, she uses a cooling blanket. I don't like those things where, you ever see those ads where it's like you're running a ventilation tube to your bed?

It's very weird from the underneath. I don't think I'd like that. Well, because if you put something at the end of the bed, one, immediate way for the monsters to come right up under the bed and at you because that's where they come from. Monsters aren't on the side. Yeah, you're giving them basically a bridge. You'll grab your feet.

You put them down there, but no, they come up from the, the end. So if you just put a little opening there, and that's just got to be annoying that you can't have a really move. Yeah, I don't know how those work. Who uses those? Like I guess I always get those ads or it looks like you're putting basically an air conditioner on your floor. Right. And then it has a hose that goes to your bed and then it just cools you all night. All right. Yeah.

Some say, this is back to the Scandinavian sleep method, which a lot of you have already been practicing. Some say it sounds less romantic. Y'all, we don't need romance in our age. What's romantic about blankets? I don't know. Yeah, it's not, you don't need the blankets for sexy times. You don't need,

I don't need to be ruining my wife's sleep by touching and rubbing up all on. No, if anything, it's all constricting if you're under blankets. Yeah, you want free movement. No blanket. Others say that better sleep means better moods overall and less arguing.

Okay. I can see that. Sure. Yep. Although that is, it is a lot of, And they're like, where are we stopping there? Because we're talking,

and then we're going to have the whole sets of pillows, and now we're doing triple laundries. Yeah, it is a lot of laundry. Eventually when you and I have to move in together because we're poor, we can just do Burton-Norny style. There's two beds. Side by side. There we go.

In our one-bedroom apartment. That works. I can't wait. I have a new whole spring bed set. I'm going to put on very soon. Oh, what is it? Ninja turtles? No, I do have a couple of those.

It came from the Buffalo area. What is it? The great aunt didn't like her. So do you get rid of like the heavier winter blankets and go with like a lighter blanket? Oh yeah. Summertime way lighter blanket. Right now I got like a, I have a rotation of three comforters, like three sets. Wow.

You know what I mean? Because like right now is my main set. And then I take that off. And then that's time for washing. And then I have the two backups. That way, you know, I'm in no rush to to wash the main one. I've been doing a new thing this year because wife gets colder at night than I do. I like air movement and she gets cold when I do that.

Yeah. So the compromises I got like a half a bed heating blanket that I put on her side. There you go. So then before she comes to bed, I go in there and I fire up her heating blanket and I get her side nice and warm. That works. But then some nights when I'm just watching my movie by myself, I'll use the heating blanket. It's been a guy. I've never really like just relaxed with a nice, like on a lot.

Low setting. Oh, no, it is very nice. Heating blankets, I don't mind. It's not the weighted yes. It's not the heat. It's the weight. So a heating blanket. Oh, yeah.

When I'm sleep sleeping, I don't need a heated blanket. But when I'm just like watching a movie and I can cocoon it in a like a low setting warm. I have, I do that with this blanket that I got years ago for my birthday or Christmas for my cousin. That's like one of those special blankets that it's got that real fuzzy material. But on the other side, it's like. like this. Yeah, yeah, that's what this blanket is.

And it traps all your heat. Yeah. So I burrito myself and I tuck it in the sides. Clutch. But it gets so hot that I'll sweat even under that. Yeah. It traps all my body because I am a human furnace. That's the thing is when I'm out, like right now I'm out walking around.

I'm just a little chilly. Second I get in bed, I'm hot like a furnace. Yep. What are you doing? You guys doing the Scandinavian sleep method? Absolutely hot. Oh, yeah. Look out for that whale shark behind you, psych.

Will you marry me? Good morning, everybody. What did you say whale shark? Yeah. I saw a tweet yesterday that's so accurate. What a fall from grace to hammerhead shark has had? That used to be like top shark. Right?

And you just never hear about a hammerhead shark anymore. I mean. Think about growing up. How cool was a hammerhead shark? Well, here's the thing. I read many, many other books now, much less of them have books about sharks. A lot of the books I read aren't just like, Top Ten Sharks. Oh, you're not sticking with favorite dinosaurs and stuff.

Yeah, a lot of it's like, what are your favorite animals in the zoo in a book, you know? If you would have asked 10-year-old me, Hammerhead would have been a top three shark for me. Really? Probably Great White. Probably Great White, then Hammerhead. And then a whale shark because of size I'm not really sure But if you watch Shark Week

They're still on there They have their things Oh yeah Good good good good good There's that thing that the million of them do Have you ever seen the pictures of that No Where it's like they all go to that one area or whatever

So that one area's got like A hundred billion hammerheads Okay So there's I mean So hammerheads are still out doing the business There's more low key now I think the deal

They were like Dennis Rodman in the 90s. They were everywhere and now you're like, I haven't heard from Dennis Rodman in a while. But see, but you do ever once in a while because he's going to be in WWE Hall of Famer. But I think it's because when with the arrival of things like Shark Week and all that, Hammerheads aren't as

murderous. They're dangerous as as F. Okay. But if you watch the specials, Tiger sharks are biting people. Great whites look all pretty and look the best. And by the way, don't fall off for the shark. Propaganda they throw at you because sharks Aren't as deadly as most other animals. We have made it a big deal that a shark will eat you

In movies about it. Oh, it will. That part, I'm not falling for. You're not falling for. You can still be killed by a shark, for sure. You're in the pocket of big shark. But more humans kill sharks than sharks kill humans. Good.

You know what I'm saying? I'd punch a shark so fast if I could. So you say that, you talk a big talk. Until we get one over at McMahon's house of fishery and then you're going to go over there to fight one? If it's one of those, like, you know, the tanks where they let you pat weird little ones, if there's like, you know, I'm careful, though, we do have a little sand shark that's swimming around. I'm just going to walk right in angry and then just rocket fist right down.

He talks such a big talk. He talks such a big talk. Because he won't even walk over the bridge. If they have like a shark bridge, he's not going to walk over it. Oh my God, no. He's not going to walk over it. No, no. See what I'm saying?

No. No. Not a chance. I could you get me to do that. He's not going to a shark tunnel. No. He wants an escape route. He won't go over shark bridges or shark tunnels?

I don't know what McMahon's fishery is going to have. That's in Vegas, the employee, if there was a way around that. Can I not go through this, please? Can I use the employee exit? Excuse me? I don't want to go through this. Uh-huh. And then I showed him the shark bridge.

No. That I took my young children across. No, no. Where sharks just swim underneath you. Waiting for you to fall in. Oh, wait to eat, bud. They just want to bite your feet off. Way to heat, but.

Oh, I can't. Dark water. Well, you know. I'll put my hand on my armpits. Not forget about hammerheads. What a fall off. Hammer sharks. Generally not considered dangerous to humans, rarely pose a threat.

So what's the most dangerous shark? Hold on. Tiger. I'm pretty sure. Tiger is? That would have been my third probably. I would imagine, right? Most dangerous sharks.

If my time watching. Great white tiger and bull sharks. That's what I was going to say, bull shark. Bull sharks. In my time watching, you know, shark week has served me correctly. Mm-hmm. Yeah, bulls are mean because those are the ones that are, can just like swim down to St. Lawrence.

They can come in the fresh water? Some of them like fresh water because they're jerks. Oh, I hate sharks. Oh. But I look. Oh, no. You yourself. Candy graham.

Candy graham. Oh, I'll get it. Pizza guy. I'll answer it one sec. I do like those sketches. A little bit more funny. Uh-huh. I tried to do that for a variety show.

I know you do. They said, no, it wouldn't be funny. They just thought it wouldn't be topical. Well, now we, it's even less topical now. We're doing it. Much funniergroom. Birthday cake. 7 o'clock on our Twitch channel, you know I'll be sip, sip, sipping away.

With you guys. We'll hang out. We'll have our hang, have some fun together, enjoy some beverage, watch some music videos, smirky, smirky. And it's all free to watch tonight on our twitch.tv.tv slash k-Roxiguanye channel. Thanks to liquor wine and moonshine over on State Fair Boulevard and East Coast Emberled in North Syracuse.

I see here. I know. I have a certain water pipe that is only for a certain thing of the things we're talking about. Sure. You know, the more. If you concentrate on it, you can think about.

So I thought, what if, you know, the spring brings flowers, if I try that in that water pipe, oh, I blew my balls off yesterday. Really? Okay. It was just such a, it was a brand, like a brand new and the things all fit. But man, I'm going to, I was like, I'm going to do that. It's a fun feeling to leave that body for a few, a couple, two, three minutes. Ken, what would be an Easter whiskey? Ken says it's Easter whiskey season.

What would be an Easter whiskey? the uh oh no that was schnops one of my favorite boss burgers where they hide all the eggs because they were hammered on on the snops she bought in the front of a trunk of a car at the grocery store so take jelly beans rabbit hole cool hey no what's that wait a minute i just did dead rabbit last week oh yeah you did that's an easter one i guess i started already i'm sure they've got rabbit hole he says all right i'm sure they have a bunch uh i'll look around look around looker one i guess i'm sorry i'm sure they've got rabbit hole he says all right i'm sure they have a bunch of i'll look around look around look around on a moonshine today. I see what Tina Hayes. Is there like a Jesus whiskey? I'm going to play that game and save some sinners. I really am thinking if there's any like... There's got to be something. Something.

I'm sure there's a... Or let-based... I don't know. I'm overthinking it now. What? Is there a kosher whiskey? Well, kosher is different... I mean, we're crossing the streams there now because... I don't know.

That stuff works. That's Jewish. I know. I just remember having to, I had a whole section in my store was for kosher stuff. Yeah, that's for Jewish stuff, though. I don't know. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's Man Oshavits' wine, but that's more.

Yeah. Yeah, anyways, I'll find something. Redemption Whiskey Joe says. I like that one. Oh, it's a good reference. I get it. That's funny. Redemption bourbon, good one.

I like that one. You guys are making some funny jokes. Or just don't be a sinner while you're drinking it. Exactly. Exactly. How about that? Well, happy opening day. Kind of.

It's kind of opening day. You get one game today, then you get a bunch of games tomorrow. Which I still want to hear how Yankee fans are going to deal with that. That they don't have their game that they're getting Netflix to watch it? That's garbage. And I don't even like the Yankees. And I think that's not fair. That you have a dedicated network to your team.

And somehow they can. Yeah. And somehow they can still be like, yeah, but hey, sorry. Yeah. You got to get. Netflix if you want to watch this, even though you already pay money to do this. They're finding the most expensive games to go to and the cheapest games to go to. I'm very blessed that I got to go to a Padres game last year, and that was incredible.

Mid-level, expensive, I bet. Mid-level wasn't terrible. It wasn't terrible. Dodgers might be up there, though. Let me see. As far as expensive. No. No?

So here's what they did. A new report found the average cost of an MLB game for a family of four is about $225. That's assuming that you don't go to the, like, you're not buying merch. Yeah, yeah, you're just getting tickets, some food, like some cheapest food items, a pass for the parking lot, blah, blah, blah. Okay. Oh, you are right.

My bad, I read the list wrong. LA Dodgers are number one. Yeah. $413. They're expensive and they win World Series. Yeah, to get a family of four to go. go to a Dodgers game. Number two is Boston Red Sox. I was going to say Boston, Yankees. Number three is the athletics who are aware of the Sacramento? You got some real nerve

athletics. Their owner is the biggest douchebag, man. That's insane to have the balls to do what they do. So you're not even in Oakland now. You're playing in Sacramento because you're going to go to Vegas and you're still going to make me charge $324? Just get ready for what's coming. Rich old guys are just the dumbest. They're the worst. They do not care if you've got a... They don't care about anybody with themselves. Pot to pee in, as the kids say.

Chicago Cubs, 314. Really? I'd like to go to a Cubs game. I, yeah, I would see a Cubs game. Day game. I don't want to do the Wrigley at night because they have that now. They didn't get lights till very recently, but I want to do day game. My two favorite cities to drive through are Pittsburgh and Chicago.

That's my, I want baseball game for Pittsburgh. That's my number one. No, no, that's my number one that I want to see a game. I want to sit up so you can see that skyline. When you drive through Pittsburgh, they have their three bridges. Yep. And you can see all of their stadiums right there. Yes, you can.

Awesome. That's so neat. And Chicago is similar in that when you come into Chicago, you truck drivers on the road it is. But you do this kind of turn where you can just see into the Cub Stadium. It's awesome. That's neat. It's really awesome.

And then when you go into the city, when you go through the Bronx, You kind of go past Yankee Stadium. You don't really see into it, but you're going to be able to Yankee Stadium. Yeah, it's really cool. Now, speaking of that, I bet Pittsburgh is way down. They're not expensive at all. I bet they're on the bottom of that list. I bet Pittsburgh and I bet my-

They're kind of the middle of the road. I bet my Braves are down there too. Can you guess the cheapest one? Oh, let's see. Marlins. No. Actually, hold on. Miami Marlins.

Yes. Miami Marlins are cheapest. Remember, we're in a team that was like a dollar a ticket for a while. They don't care. Like, whatever, man. Is that the one that Jordan is a co-owner of, the Marlins? No, Jeter was for a while. And then he was like.

Yeah, Kansas City is down there as well. At Royals. $168 for a family of four. The Braves try to do that sometimes. Make it cheap? Yeah, they're probably middle, I bet, but closer to the lower middle. But what I'm more interested in is the 9-99 challenge, Cody. mean this at baseball stadiums.

It used to just be a thing like the fans did, but now baseball fans are leaning into it. The 9-99 challenge? Nine beers, nine hot dogs over nine innings. Oh, my God. Oh, your farts, man. You're going to stink so bad. I would say you could do that, but I don't see you as a big beer drinker. Nine beers is a lot for me.

I just, I drink liquor. I don't ever drink beer. You got to think it's in an inning, too. So if it's a fast inning, you're like... Yeah. Because I like some of those challenges where those group of guys do that, where it's like, but you can't eat that. Dollar says you can't eat that piece of pizza in two bites.

And I've seen a similar video where they did that. Good challenge. I try that. Where they were like, how many hot dogs can you eat? Good challenge. And four innings or whatever. So I can see where people would lean into this. But that's dangerous, though.

Trickish in chat. You're going to crap your pants. I think you might. Listen, I do a lot of stupid things in my body. I don't even know if I would try this. Think about you. I'm just picturing New York, August, hot, you're crammed in. In the seventh inning now is ended.

And you have eaten seven hot dogs and had seven PBS, whatever they drink. So if you're just tuning in, there are some MLB parks that are doing this, like as a, gimmick now? Oh, that seems dangerous. Where they will, I don't maybe been drinking laws. Maybe not all states can allow it. Yeah. But, so, my question is this.

Because I'm thinking about how long a baseball game can go. Probably three hours sometimes. Yep, two and a half a three to four. Like the first inning, I do three dogs, two beers. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then I relax. And then by like the fourth inning, I do a couple more dogs and a couple more beers.

Like, I'm not doing every inning. I'm not going to slow roll it. If I can load up the front, because I can probably, dude, no joke. If I didn't eat that day, the hot dog part, you could do. The hot dog part you could do. I could do four hot dogs in the first inning. As long as you...

Because I picture, like, small, cheap dogs. As long as you stay ahead. You can't fall behind. You can't be like... No, it can't be like the fifth inning, and I'm like fourth dog. Don't worry. I'm about to eat five hot dogs. No, no, no, no. I know it's the sixth inning, but yeah. No, I'd have to front load it.

So I would do four dogs right out the gate. We'd get there, I'd go right to the hot dog stand. I'd get four down. Ugh. I would do a beer. I could do two beers in the first inning. Now I'm going to feel real full. But if I get to, like, the third inning,

assuming like 30 minutes has gone by that point. You're like, I'm like, I could eat. And you could be sneaky. Well, you could not be sneaky and pop an edible before. So you're extra hungry. I told you, he doesn't make me hungry. So that's why I don't want to.

Wee does the opposite thing to me where I don't want to eat when I'm high. It's weird. I think my brain broke. No, you just skipped all the things because I, sometimes I'll do, but I don't get the munchies anymore either. It was like for the longest time you did. And then all of a sudden, just one day, it just wasn't there. Joe, with an interesting question,

did they stop serving booze after the seventh inning? Some places, I think you have to. I don't know about all. But how am I supposed to do the 999? You just grab two beers. Seventh inning, grab two more beers. I got all the numbers. It's a swing, baby.

Oh, mustard on it. Oh, mustard on a. Wade Bogstall. Do you see that I love the people go up to him and have him sign things? Hmm. Like shirts and beer cans and stuff like that. And they ask him and he's like, yeah, no, I did that. Yeah.

Yep. That's dedication. There you go. Second text down. That's what the Mets have. Second text out. The Mets are actually sell it. That's not so bad.

They have the 9-99 challenge. See, you know what? I bet they can get away with that by saying that. Those beers are kind of small. Well, they probably also say, like, not intended for one person. Yeah, or like, please share it with your friends. You can't sell.

What you're showing me in that photo? One person. Here, I'm going to show chat. Yo, look at them, Berg's. Yeah, right. I could eat. Is that? Wait.

Hold on. What? That's Mets, right? That's not Syracuse Mets, is it? That's Mets make me throw up. Yeah, that's, like, that's Queens Mets. Yeah, no.

Hold on. I want to show chat, because when I'm looking at this, Saul that meets rat meat, unfortunately. No, they do good dogs down there, man. If they do like a, like a. In the Mets stadium? Like a Nathens or a Sailings, yeah.

You've been in the Mets Stadium? I used to live by it. No, inside Mets Stadium. That's what I'm saying. Outside, I don't know what they do. Inside, they have all their people scoop up rats, and then they mush them together, and that's what they make. All right, hold on.

They feed it to the team. That's why the team plays like garbage. I'm going to show chat. When I look at it like this, the 999 challenge, for those you just listening, it's smaller hot dogs than you would expect. And it's smaller beers. So they probably legally have to make it that size. New York State, you cannot serve more than this many ounces of beers. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Is it a whole, like, I got to see them pick it up. Is it a whole beer, though? It looks kind of like a half a beer. Because if you look, because I know in New York State there's binge drinking laws. Right? And you can't endorse binge drinking. So they need to do something like you're saying or that says to be shared with four other people or some caveat. Yeah, it's not intended for one person.

It's just can you guys all finish the 999 challenge between the three of you? Three beer, you know what I mean? Three beers, three hot dogs. Yeah. Because I'm looking at this and you're all in chat right now, Twitch. Twitch.com. I think many of us could do this. That's got fat dogs though.

Look at them fat. Those are bad dogs. It's like chodes. Mets out here selling chode dogs. Called chode jeans. Choed jeans. Chode jeans. Want to kill my.

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It might be. I don't know what's going on back there. All right, well, let me see. You tell me you don't put your phone on your bathroom floor and then take the photo thing, the timer, they're taking five seconds, and then you press it, and then you squat over your phone, and hold up your testicles. So you can see if there's ticks in your warm parts.

Before we get into this, let me identify the station people are listening to. Oh, we're doing this now. Write this down in their ratings journal. Before you get into, before you get into photographing your own butthole, please. Sorry, yes, yes. Let me allow the listeners to know if they are listening.

Your pens out. Get your pens out. You are listening to K Rock. This is the show with Josh and Cody. Remember that. You can get in touch with us at the K Rock text line 315364-101. Now, back to your story. Why are you photographing your Beahole?

Because you thought you got a tick? Yeah, from the ticks. One that got on my face. So that was it for a little bit. So, yep, that was it. No, I don't know what hemorrhoids feel like, but I didn't, I, you were just asked me, I don't know why I said it the way I said it. I said Dakota, before the song came back there, I might be working a roid, so I don't know

what's going on, you know? His toots have been. My cousin Jay says, who the hell says that? I do, Jay. My brain is not a human brain. The guy you were related to me by blood. Yeah, you were related by blood. Our mothers are sisters.

He's working a void. Tuts are coming out like this. They go, Boop, Boo! Yeah. So it's like a false start, and then it quick,

stop and they're in a long to. Because I'm, because I'm a showman. What it's doing is it's, give me the imitation again. And it's a little. It's a dude. It's that dramatic pause.

I get you. It's that dramatic pause. I'm here to perform. That makes sense. Other side of this, because I know I got a lot of great stories from you guys, so I want to hear them. And again, the K-Rock text line is 315, 364, 1009.

But Royates? No. Service workers. Oh. What are some of the wildest things you've seen in people's homes? Like, I would imagine you've walked in the houses. I think about that all the time. Like when I'm eventually going to have to get my furnace replaced or a water heater replaced,

I can probably do the water heater myself. But I'm like, what are they going to think about this basement when they come in there? Okay. I get what you mean. Like when I, the maintenance people come in. I've got all my mannequins dressed up like the band Hansen and I listen to them every night. I've got my giant tapestry of myself. True.

Hanging on my wall with my gut out. So I want to hear your stories, people who go into other people's homes for a living. I know we got a lot of them out there listening. Strangest thing you've seen in a person's home. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm reading a lot of these that are coming in. This was a story on BuzzFeed that I was reading the story.

morning. For example, they said it took a summer job insulating homes. Worst was live chickens roaming around this person's house. It was unbelievably disgusting. Yeah, there's a lot of disgusting ones coming in. Yeah, that seems to be the center of this. It's just gross. Neil says my friend Tom's father had a full guillotine when you walked in the front door. Okay. Okay. For, for why? Kobe Den on chat says, I used to do furniture. repos, went to a lady's apartment in Rome, she tried making me wear a foil

hat before coming in her house. Oh, because you could read her brain. What? Yeah, I preface all of these stories, by the way, that we are in the midst of a mental health epidemic in this country. What do you do? Yeah, I guess I'll put on the foil. Do you say yes or no?

I'd be like, no, that's okay. I don't want to put tinfoil on my head. Like, I'm so self-conscious when people deliver things in my home or like have to come in my home that these are all making me feel way less self-conscious. Yeah, you only, you have very minimal poop buckets lining your wall. I just have a couple. Yeah, for them

for the good ones. Here I'll tell you oversight and chat since Cody brought that one up. Whole basement filled with wall to wall five gallon pals of human excrement. Apparently the person would use them upstairs carry them to the basement. And just have a pal of it.

Again, mental health. Yeah. I don't know. I, I, I, I, I, uh, I, I, I don't know. I don't have any. That one is just, that's just a straight mental illness. Joe says, I worked on an RV that had a stuffed deer mounted to the wall. Best part was at a dispensed paper towels out of its bottle. That's exciting.

Okay. That's exciting. Ken, when I was active with the volunteer fire department, we went into a house where every wall in shelf was covered with Elvis memorabilia. All right. All right. You went to my nanny's house then, sure. The most famous. The most famous.

Um, Anita said, I'm an in-home pet sitter. First night at this new house, I start walking up the stairs to go to bed, and bats start dive-bombing me. That's crazy. And flying all over the house. I called the owner and she said, oh, that's weird. They don't usually bother me. Sorry. Well, they're bothering me.

Like, that is insane. In your house? My brother, when he was in his 20s, had an attic room with his buddies. And bats lived a attic. Attic. I forget. He had a penis around. He'd swat him.

But like, no, no, you get rid of those. You don't live with bats. Cousin Jay, when I used to work for Schwans down in West Virginia, I was always surprised at how many people lived in some of these houses. It was way too many people for some of those houses. Yeah, not only do we have a mental health epidemic. We have a housing problem as well in this country. Yep, well, they'll cram.

They'll get as many people as we can in these houses. Four or five kids into one room. I watch a lot of shed repo. People who repossessed sheds. You're not supposed to live in them. No, no, but they do. Plenty of people are. Yeah.

With whole families. Text line. I work in law enforcement. Went to a home invasion at a 70-year-old male's home. His basement was a sex dungeon. Yes. I bolt on the ceiling with a pulley system that went to a pair of women's pants. Damn right.

That were filled with silicone and had a hole cut out of the crotch. Vacuum flashed. light attachment next to it, you name it, it was in the room. A lot of you were saying sex dungeons, a lot of encountering sex dungeons. I can't even imagine because that guy exists. I've seen a sex wing with a giant strap on in one house. Yeah, I get it. I told you that in confidence.

And listen, if it's all consensual, go right ahead because I saw another one. Where was it? Where did it go? Anyways, it was somebody who's to walk into a home and they also had a sex dungeon with someone currently hooded. in the sex dungeon and she said, no, no, no, this is consensual. So we're fine, no, about it.

The guy's probably paying big money for that. Right. A lot of unsecured drugs and firearms you guys are seeing. What are some of the strangest things you've seen working in the service industry when you walk into the home? I saw that once cleaning. What? Cocaine lines on a desk.

In like a lawyer's office? Yeah. Wow. Again, I'm always shocked at how prevalent cocaine still is. I left them right there. Did you, bud? I ain't, I ain't touching that. Some morning bumps.

I ain't cleaning that up or touching that or doing any. Like, that ain't, uh-uh. No, ain't no how. But I was just like, I wanted to like fold a piece of paper or something over a form. I'm like, who knows who's going to come in here, bud? It wasn't a boss. No, it was just some. It was just a desk.

Cocaineous everywhere. Yeah. Tyler said, as a first responder, our chief walked into a call that was currently in the middle of a live stream. The stream started going up in donations as soon as the firemen walked in. It seemed like it was a sexual stream. Oh. So like the fireman's there. Ooh, the sexy fireman's here.

No, actual fireman. Oh, geez. Actual fireman. I wonder what happened. Text line, I go to a lot of estate sales. Dude had his whole town miniaturized mapped in the basement. All right. That's either cool or terrifying.

I'm going terrifying. I'm going cool. I like Beetlejuice little mini towns. I like mini stuff. And that's led to weird things. Oh, that's That's weird That guy's either plotting something

Or he just has an interesting hobby You know? I mean, that'd be cool Like, I guess If you have like, Oh, look, there's all of Syracuse Like there's a guy You see at the fair in that little room there

There's a guy who mapped out And built all of like The boroughs of New York Like Manhattan, All the boroughs And it's in like a museum You can go see you right now And that's pretty cool

That's pretty cool It takes a long time But that is neat Um, Bill said Older Lady at Bex That arthritis couldn't twist the drains back on her bathroom. I knocked on her door and no one answered.

As I entered, Sensei asked for it to be done and no one was home. I walked through to go to her bathroom and there was a giant robotic strap-on mounted to her bed. I love the sexual health people are still having in their 80s. This 70-year-old guy had a sex dungeon. This woman with terrible arthritis has a big... Having it had it. And yet it needs to be robotic.

She can't use her hands. No, it has to. Text line. I'm a locksmith. This guy called me and I had to unlock the handcuffs on his girl who was currently handcuffed to the bed in her underwear and blindfolded. That's hilarious. She didn't know I was there. He probably should have let her know because she is laying there in that.

Well, he's probably didn't want to know that he lost the key. I lost the key, but just she's blindfolded. She can't tell. Just undo it. And run like hell because then she's going to have her hands free. Uh-huh. I had a plumber and a customer that got an upstairs. toilet set

I don't know let me start the sentence over again I am a plumber I had a customer who had an upstairs toilet that somehow played Eye of the Tiger every time you opened it that's fun that is really funny

every time it's the eye of the tiger I mean to get your height get you hype to go right anyways that's your eye of the tigers right there you all have incredible stories keep them coming in a lot of houses filled with sex toys A lot of houses filled with newspapers.

A lot of houses filled with excrement. Hey, we shame. Poopies. Taco said I delivered DoorDash once to a dude's garage. He had a huge full turtle enclosure that took up most of the space. I'd actually like that. I like Totos. That'd be crazy.

I want to see a Toto enclosure. That'd be nuts. You open the door to like, you think, you know, just random garage and it's 90% pond. Or that guy who had that crocodile in Buffalo or that Gator or whatever, where you had a whole room for it? is Gator. Those are cool. Anyways, my Gator Room. Twitch mics are always on. You want to keep telling us the weird stuff you've seen

in people's homes. You're out in the woods with the ghost app now? Like the fields there with the ghost app. All right, well, good morning. This is K Rock. Whiskey Wednesday tonight, 7 o'clock on Twitch. What did you find? And I tried to, because the last time it's, the silly ghost app was just giving me, like, weird, dumb answers

and mean stuff, whatever. So I said it was going to gut you and leave you for dead. So I opened it again and was like, let's try it now. I'll see. And I read back to it, it's word list and I'm like, are we still doing this? And I read off all its things and one of them was 75 and it's like, we'd be a little more specific. Like, whatever. Yeah.

This is your chance to talk to me. And immediately sent 74. Yeah, that's screwed up. Really? It's like, that's what we're doing? Yeah. And then it's that death. I went, all right, we're done. I said, all right. Where was it? Like, what part are you? Like, were you in the field? Yeah, yeah, out in that field part where it told me he was going to gut me.

But I'm like, yeah, death. Really? Yeah. Seventy-four. Death. Like, oh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you got something going on over there, but I like it a lot. It's countdown.

That's it. Go ahead. That's how many times left I'm allowed to be out there. Oh, if it says 73 today, bud. Right, you used it up. I'll ask it later today and see what happens. But it's like, if it is being the silly app we think it is, do some other, like, give me some other thing. And why would the app, say it was programmed to do that? Why would it know to say a number one off or?

I'm would have just said to you recently. I don't know. I like the little characters. Oh, maybe that means 7-4, July 4th. Maybe. Maybe. Mm-hmm. But that's the little character things that it does are wicked interesting.

Like, what do you mean? It's supposed to... The little, like, stick finger characters? Yeah, that's supposed to be a ghost. IR detection or whatever it is. Yeah. Like, that's supposed to mean ghost. So when it picks up...

Let's see. Is there we're going to see any ghosts here? And nothing right now. You should point it after, like, the show, Where was he? You should point it under the bridge out back. It would. Oh, there's one right now.

Where is this room? What's it doing? Is it playing with the faders? It's sitting on the faders. Oh. And it's just weird the things like that it picks up on because I don't know what those are. What's it? It's showing it.

All right. Like there's a guy dancing in front of us right now in weird. Like he's kicking his legs, kicking his arms. He's jumping up and down. It's very. It's very. If you are in the room, ghosts, take control of the board and play a song. Whoa.

The ghost likes redneck. Crazy. Oh, it's a tower. Oh, all right. Well, radio tower, bro. Yeah, maybe it's at the radio tower. Now it's laying on there doing a little jig, laying on its back kicking its legs on there. It's weird.

Like the little character thing is just weird. I won't do it at my house because I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. Tell us what's at Josh's house. No. Just tell us now. Nothing. Connect to there.

Nothing. Come on. Give us a good one. Come on. What's at his house? It's a good one. There's woods out there. Big mercy.

Give you that 64 months sub and Twitter. Hey, yo. On Twitch tonight at 7 o'clock, I will go live for a whiskey Wednesday. Talk to ghosts. Give about 20 minutes into the show. show. I'll get the ghost at home. What are it saying? What? You're not prepared for this. Yes, we are. Tell us. Yeah, we are. Tell us. What are we not prepared for? What do we not prepared for? Let's my nanny going to be banging on the kitchen table demanding a home cook meal. Who's there? What's there? What aren't we prepared for? What was around there?

Coming all the bases that way, no matter what it says, it means something. Lost forever? What's lost forever? Was the person there? Why you're there? Did you die in the river behind there? See? This cover all of them. See? That's funny. But it's such a...

There might be grandmothers at my house. I've encouraged Nanny to go haunt Cousin J. I don't want any of that smoke. His house is definitely haunted. We already know that. Cousin's parents definitely hauntle of his house. Cousin J's house is haunted by my aunt and uncle, for sure. But Nanny, I don't need her in my business.

I think my wife's grandmother haunted us briefly. I don't mind. I think she's moved on. I'll be haunted. I don't care. All's a ghost at me. Well, we are drinking booze tonight, thanks to liquor wine and moonshine, and having a little smoke, thanks to East Coast Emeralds. And if you want to get B-O-O-Z-E.

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They say it is designed to help lawns grow greener and thicker. We get it all the side. It's thick. That makes sense, though. Yeah, that makes sense, right? I could see that. Can a lot of you get us some omagang spent grains? for our lawns.

It's like how that one time I had a patch of stuff and I and I, they, the town or whatever, used that green stuff somewhere out. Yeah.

And I, you stole a little bit of it. It took some of it to use. And it was unreal. How fast is it were good. I paid for that one year. I don't know if it mattered, but I paid for that one year.

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Mm-hmm Thank you Scotty Scotty's in chat. Wow. Biddy, biddies. We'll be seeing Scotty tonight for a whiskey Wednesday. Being human. I'm sailing away.

Wow. Good morning, everybody. Soft piano. Hey, our friends over at one-up wrestling, they've got an event this Saturday. This is going to be such a good one. Heenan 26. I asked Cody why. I think maybe because, like, their plays video games.

so it's like Madden. Hennon 26 is this Saturday at the New York State Fairground Center of Progress Building. Mr. Anderson will be there. Remind me who that is. Who's Mr. Anderson? He had an awesome gimmick of, he was Mr. Kennedy in the WWE, and he would do the thing where the microphone would come down, and he had the awesome, Mr.

And then he was also going to be the recipient of a sick angle where he was going to be Vince McMahon's illegitimate child. and it was going to be a really cool angle that they blew, that they ruined and blew up and turned it into, um, Hornswoggle is forever Vince McMahon's illegitimate, uh, child.

And he famously got fired because if you Google it, he gave Randy Orton, uh, a back body drop that Orton claims was extremely unsafe. So he got all angry and then he went in the backstage and because it was, you know, the air of Orton and, and Sina about to be.

be the new top guys. Sure, sure. He got him fired. But the card, bro. So Mr. Anderson will be there. Do you have the card in front of you? Yeah. Let me just plug the two names.

Mr. Anderson and Bushwacker Luke will be there. We were just talking about the Bushwhackers. Sure, why not a Bushwhacker? He's the last remaining one, right? The other one has passed. Yeah, he's fast. So Bushwacker Luke will be there. Get your face licked and...

Who else is wrestling on Saturday? Well, that Anderson is in the main event with Sebastian Braun. Who is hysterical? I like him and his gimmick. versus Mikey Skyrose. Oh, I love Mike. So that's going to be awesome. Our boy, Father Derek, is going to be in the six-man versus, amongst others, Bushwacker Luke.

Hell yeah. I would imagine to cave a little, pull it back a little. Yeah. I think probably cool Father Derek takes the pin from a Bushwacker maybe. That's kind of cool. That'd be neat. He doesn't have the same move to use to. But Bushwacker Luke is still cool that he's in there.

There's a couple other up-and-coming guys. is sick women's match. We've got the, like, you guys know, the captain, the back in the day, the 2CW guy with everyone's favorite gimmick. Was it cloudy, whatever? The high seas, they'll be in action. So let's see, there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven matches.

First bell is at 705. Eight. Eight. Sorry, sorry. Eight matches. Sorry. Oh, but my time is right, right? Oh, no, yeah.

Yeah, no, no, no. First bell, 705. New York State. Ground Center of Progress Building tickets available at Heenan26. com and I've got a bunch of them to give away this and I could give you guys some tickets. So, neat.

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I still want to do it. a thing. We're going to do a thing. Still going to do a thing. We're taking our lives by the reins, Cody. Well, they're all... Just steer a ship. We're going to put them all together. Well, Wallet Hub has released the rankings of the most stressed states and the least stressed states. Wallet Hub? Yeah, wallet hub. It's just they track things. Okay. Okay. New York is the 18th most stressed. So we're not relaxed by any means, but we're not the worst. Oh, I'm stressed.

I mean, personally speaking, these last five or six months have been the most stressful months of my effing life. Oh, I'm stressed. Oh, I'm stressed, Jerry. Yeah. I'm not having a great time personally. But as far as the whole state goes, okay. I would imagine there's attributes that we don't have to deal with. Like, we have pockets of poverty, obviously.

But, like, there's parts of this deep south that is very door. And I can picture, like, as you get further going upstate, the day. different areas of just, it's where you come to relax. We ain't that, you're worried, you know what I mean? So that probably pushes it the other way. And you get down to parts where there's like, you know, food deserts and there's, you know, hospitals and extreme poverty and no jobs. So that's why I'm not surprised.

Louisiana is the most stress state. Yeah. I'm sure there's parts of Louisiana that are real destitute. I get that. I was going to say like a Texas or something would be. They're 15, so they're close to us. West Virginia's number four. Another reason is probably.

They are. It's just hard. Are they the worst state? West Virginia? Can we, ask Cousin J. he lived there? Do you want to do trades? Can we do trades?

Who do you think is the worst state? West Virginia? Right. Every time we do a list, like whenever you get interactions when you see from the people, like no, not to lump everybody into one, but. The bummer about West Virginia is it's a beautiful state. Yeah, so let's just. They just don't have any resources ever since, you know, coal jobs went away.

whatever was in West Virginia, but it is a beautiful state. Straight up trade? Iceland and West Virginia? Oh, we get Greenland, you mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the only one. He wants Greenland. Oh, no, I want the nice one.

Iceland is the nice one, yeah. Yeah, I want the nice one. So I'm doing straight up trade with for ice. Not that they want in West Virginia. Number two, Kentucky. Again, beautiful state. Yeah, they just don't. There's not a ton of resources.

Over the years, as we've talked about these, it's West Virginia. Turkey. Like the weirdest, the weirdest part of my lore is that I have family from Kentucky. I don't think I ever met them. No. But they were in the business of rocks. And they would sell you, sell you rocks. Because we like them.

Yeah. My grandmother had, like, somebody who was related to my grandmother. Okay. Sold Kentucky rocks. Days are from Tucky And you'd Every like once a year He must have come up here

Or she would see him somewhere Okay And you'd go to my grandmother's house And there'd be like a new Five or six shiny Kentucky rocks And she'd be like Josh you can take any of the rocks we got They're just bringing them up

They'd go down there They probably have rocks They shine them up And then they bring them up here and sell them Because you ain't never done Did C no They were like W lava rocks or something

But it was like Very much. Is it like coal? Because they have coal or something? No, they were always... I had one in my room growing up forever. It was like a pink... Like, they looked like glass.

I don't know how they happen. Okay. But she always told me it was lava rocks, but this guy was one of those like roadside stands. You're driving through Kentucky. He's selling frigging rocks. And he was freaking selling rocks. Like, that was my relative.

Hey. Oh, you want some rocks? What do you think about these guys? And God bless my nanny. She was supportive. him. She probably bought them. Yeah. I'll buy your rocks. I like you. I do kisses to you. I got to ask my mom who that was. Cousin Jay says, West Virginia is a different world. They had good pockets and good areas,

but you'd be in some areas where you start questioning how did it get this way. Yeah. Yeah, I watch a lot of those road trip YouTube channels where they go like up the hollers in West Virginia and in Kentucky and stuff. And you're like, okay. Well, it's, I shouldn't be here. You see the towns that are, they're small and they rely on one thing. and they don't ever know what to do after that one thing is gone. And so they just live in squalor. Yeah. We used to have the factory here and then it closed down.

So now we just live off a government, I guess. Yeah, it is sad. And it's like, well, then you got to move. No. Can't. Can't nothing he can do. Buy some rock. Exactly.

I got rocks. Least stressed state. Guess. And now. I mean, let me get into the attributes. Hell is it them goddamn hippies out in California way? Nah, they're very stressed. They're a 12.

Oh, really? They're more stressed than us. Oh, all right. Oh, I don't say that. Maine. Maine ain't stressed at it all up them northerners. Maine's middle of the road. They're 26.

Then I do not know. South Dakota. Oh, that's not fair. There's like two of them. They surveyed all three people who live in South Dakota. I don't know. I got a buck 20. Do you want to buy a rock?

I bought some road rocks. I bought rocks down the road from Kentucky. I got a weird family tree, man. Give me that. Give me that. Give me that, Lee Baldwin. Is that a rap song? Yeah, give me that, Lee Baldwin.

Good morning, Lee Baldwin. Good morning, guys. Dollar Investment Club.com. Get in the game. Don't let all the billionaires make the money. You can play some, too. There you go. Maybe you can be one of those really smart investors

who happened to invest like $1.5 billion before the president announced that he was going to take a five-day hold on Iran. Did you see that? I heard that. Do they investigate that stuff? I just heard that coming in here. Like it was,

somebody's been like right 93% of the time. Yeah, it's called insider trading. Why is it happening? It's so weird. It's just okay. It's a violation of something. Yes, it should be. It doesn't make any sense.

Especially on world events where like it's different on a stock or something. It's still wrong. It's still legal. But this is like. That's just not, like, guessing. That's you knowing something before the president says something, and you made a ton of money off it. Yeah, he told you before it happened.

Let's not get my blood pressure up this early in the morning, Lee Ball. Then what's on your mind? End of the quarter. End of the quarter. Today, March 25th, so it goes fast, right, guys? So we're through the first quarter, and we'll kind of be all right to have this in a rearview mirror for. Okay. Because March has been a hard month for stocks.

In particular, software companies have been down over 20 percent, and they got hit pretty good yesterday as well. So there might be some opportunities in that wreckage of, you know, so maybe there's some opportunity there. Yeah, on the nerdy side, chat GPT just dumped SORA. I don't know if you were following that. No. Open AI, Sam Altman and his whole operation was running basically an app called SORA,

that you can make AI videos with. And Disney had a deal with them where they're like, all right, well, yeah, you can use Disney characters. As we have said for months that there's going to be. brought with problems when you're using, you know, Disney characters and AI. Right. So Chad GPT announced yesterday they're shutting down SORA and Disney's no longer involved with them.

So just like that. Just like that. Whoa. They're like, all right, we don't like the direction this is going. So, and like we've always said about AI on this show, there's going to be uses and there's going to be stupid things with it. Right. Making silly videos of, you know, Mickey Mouse riding whatever, like crocodile might not be

what we need for right now. Maybe not. Also, Roman philosopher on your mind? Well, the Roman philosopher, Seneca, son of Seneca the elder. Okay. Yeah, there you go. But he had a thing called premortem, which was a thought process. And it's kind of good to remember this during times like this is that there's ups and downs in life, right?

And so you've got to prepare for the unknowns and the unknown unknowns. And we're getting some of that. Like it's, you know, you have a war in Iran. So when you're building a portfolio, too, you try to just fortify. and do things and be diversified so that you can ride through things where it's just because you can't predict what you want to prepare for. And what could possibly go wrong. And now let's say, okay, even if that happens.

Okay. So we try to do that. And it's so there you go. That's what the diversification is about. Exactly. Exactly. You get in there. Lee takes the money.

He finds the places to put it. Boom, done. You'll be happy. I did see a stat where the number of 85-year-olds is going to double in the next eight years. God. Yeah. So that is a trend. So now I'm doing some work on that.

So AI is a big thing, but this is another thing, the aging of. Yeah, boomers are entering. The silver tsunami as they have. Yeah. Get on board. It's going to be a real problem. I think it's going to push a lot of our health care needs to the max. A lot of people are going to need health care in that age or at home nursing, stuff like that.

Within years, there's going to be more people over 65 than there are 18 and under. the first time in history. So as investors, you know, where are we, where can we benefit from that? Capitalize. Just be aware of trans as they happen. And so as a big- Shower benches. Tennis balls for walkers.

There you go. Metamusal. Metamusal, those things that you help put your shoes on, a little shoehorn. One of those grabby hands so you can pull your socks up. That's what I'm saying. That's what the investment is. It's a diversified portfolio right there. Dollar Investmentclub.com.

You sign up, pay a bill to yourself. Lee and the crew takes care of the rest. Thank you, Lee. Thanks, guys. Blazeham. I was just going to say, there's somebody, there's a jingle there for Easter with, God, I need some flavor.

Get ham at Green Hills Market. If only you were in marketing, I know. You should have got a career. Honestly, that was the other, I've always been interested in that. Coming up with ideas? Like, all right, guys.

We're sitting at that table in the office. And here's what we need. Here's the product. We need a pitch today. Kind of like Sam and I never remember Tim's name. We can make our own little ad agency. We could be like, we could be like, why did I forget the name of his agency? I can only remember him as Sam and.

It's Tim and Sam, but it's. But I can't remember. Crampling. Crampling. Craming and duvet. Yes. That's what I mean. Because again, there is something there for like, hey, do you need your.

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