The Show - KING WITH A CROWN

Episode Date: March 11, 2026

Josh is now a tooth crown survivor, in case he didn’t mention it. We’ve got dates for the upcoming Diner Tour! G-Mac is going to the tourney & now that Syracuse needs a head coach, the guys think he should stay put. Plus so much more on a Wednesdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away whether I would. I'm good. Mardi!

Good foggy morning, I will tell you what. Getting even foggier down here right now. I would imagine this lifts once the sun comes out, but if you got to drive right now, at least in the Syracuse area, visibility is pretty much zero. Like, I could not see. That's, yeah, yeah, exactly. That's out my front driving down that road.

Like I could see on 690 maybe another car's length in front of my car, and that was it, guys. It is nasty. dude, it's weird. It is horror movie Faggy out this morning, so Be careful. Please be careful. You know them deer will be jumping out. Those animals will be jumping out.

I was going to say, please be careful. Watch for the deer. Mm-hmm. They're going to be stupidly standing in just random spots. Huh? Oh, I'm not a poser. Huh? Doug I move. Holy cow.

Do I go move? Do I see lights? I guess I'll run at him. A little stupid reaction to a thing. How dumb. They're not smart. You see lights from no matter how far, and you're just... They don't know what it is. They don't know what it is.

Yes, they do. They probably see numerous friends get killed by those things. And they've seen so many cars and lights. Oh, my God. Give me a shovel. I'm going to go hit a deer in the head. Yeah, but it's not going to kill me if I run into it. That just killed my other body.

Watch that. Samanjo running the side of it. This one gives a deer a bong. Just... And it's like they have no survival instincts because they'll stand on the side of the road and you'll see it. And it's looking at you. And then in the last minute it goes, okay now, and then it runs out. Yep.

Yeah. Okay, I'll go now. No. They're just the dumbest. Between that and then having the longest time ever to get out of the road when you're coming up on them. Oh, okay. And then they're stupid friends. They'll just follow them.

You're going to go. Okay, I'll go. I'll go. All right, well, I'll go, so everyone stop. Okay. You'll go. I told you. To and from, my son was at his buddy's house last week or whatever, and it's maybe a three-mile drive there and back, five, three or five miles.

Saw ten different deer run through the road. They're coming back then. I got a little small group up by me, but I already saw a couple coyotes. So they'll be moving on pretty soon. But all the culling worked. It did? Up by you? I would say.

Yeah. They disappeared. They disappeared. That's good then. They are invasive and annoying. Gross. Yeah, it's like driving into Silent Hill this morning, Jennifer says, on the text sign. It's nasty out.

It's like almost worse than a blizzard because a blizzard at least will break up from time to time, but it was just thick fog the whole way in. How many times did you, well, you're on $6.90 a bunch. What? I was I say, how many times did you keep forgetting and turn on your high beams? I didn't do that, but I did to see if I had fog lights on. Mine are always on. Like if you pull it out or whatever, I go, oh, all right.

I just kept doing it going. God, no, damn it. No, don't do that. Don't do that. It's like a blizzard when you do that, and it's like a Star Wars. Doesn't that help at all? Lots going on on a whiskey Wednesday. Yes, we'll get something to drink tonight in about 13 hours.

We'll come back to get back together and enjoy a beverage. Are you going to take food color in and put it in and make a green whiskey? Oh, is this the last week of Irish whiskey? No, you can do next week because next weekend. I mean, yes, this is the parade weekend. Yeah. And then Tuesday is St. Patrick's Day, but I'm sure people will be. and things that following weekend.

All right. Do you drink as much Irish whiskey as you like? And I will and I do. So we'll do that tonight, of course, 7 o'clock. Thanks to liquor, wine, of moonshine, and East Coast Emeralds. Thank you. We will get into, yes, S.S.U's lost last night. That's a wrap.

Sienna 1, though, so Syracuse fans are going to be in shambles today. Yeah. Sports radio will be in shambles. We'll be a lot of... Today. A lot of green and yellow sienna colors. line today when people scramble into. No, look.

So we will be talking about that. Adam Weissman obviously making a big pitch for himself lately on social media. Remember me? Hey, remember me? Look at all the pictures of me sidelines. Hey, remember me? Remember I used to come to the sidelines? Remember me? Hey, remember me? Here's me with this guy? Here's me with these people. Look at me with these people. Remember me? I was on the sideline.

Do you guys? Remember me? Love me, love me, love me, love me. Please, love me. Give me kisses. To be rich and that insecure, I'll never understand it. what else today? I don't even know who BAM at a bio is, but he scored 83 points last night. He must have played, did he play a high school team? Like, come on.

He played the worst team in the league. How do you let a guy put up 83 points? You foul him 20 some odd times. Wow. And sent him the line for, I can't find it now, 40-something free throws. Wow. Let's see, he.

He surpassed LeBron? Oh, yeah, no, he's the only other after, it was Will it was Wilt with 100. Kobe with 70 something, but now bam. Wow. All right. 83 points, 9 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 steals, 2 blocks, 7 3-pointers, 22 attempts, 43 points in the first half. I'm going to look at this score.

I'm going to sound like the old... 43 free throws. The old man. The final score was 150 to 129. Anybody playing defense out there? No. Is anybody playing defense? It's partly the reason...

Are we getting back? It makes me angry as an NBA fan because whereas I like... The scoring, it's part of the reason when people are like, nah, I hate, I hate the NBA. NBA sucks. No, it's just a bunch of pros that don't play defense. Whereas the NBA doesn't suck because they're the best players in the world. They tend to just playoff.

They just want to show off. They go down the court, whoever can get a bucket. Right. And then they save everything for the playoffs. Happy Whiskey Wednesday. Join me for a drink tonight at 7 o'clock on Twitch. dot TV slash K Rock, C&Y. I did, by the way, on social media last night.

I announced all of our diner tour stops. Oh, what you mean? Or you can win one of these mugs, diner tour driven by Burdick BMW. Check this out, guys. If you're not in Twitch right now, we're showing the diner tour mug. I'll post a photo of that, actually, because these are really cool. But they're limited edition. You got to win them.

You got to come down to play a game. But the whole rundown, we kick it off. first Friday in April up at Wades and Oswego. I love it. Loved Wades. Wades was a great spot. Every Friday in April,

we will be hitting up different diners throughout Central New York and the Mohawk Valley. The rundown is as follows. Week one. Wade's, week two, Brewer Union and Browardin. Week three, Second Chance Diner in Syracuse. How are you like that?

Pretty close to you, right? Second Chance Diner? I think so. Yeah, I think so. Is it? Right? Was that that one? I always get them. I always get a cat.

I've heard great things about it. There are a new one this year. I have, uh, the other diners said you guys should check out second chance diner. They've got great food. Oh, yes. Other diners to recommend diner to us. I got to check out second chance diner. Yes.

I think that's where one of my, the people in my building work. And then we'll close it out at our silliest, the silliest, silliest location, Golden's in Utica. I love it. Where we are all squows into a tiny little room. And chief engineer has to sit on. out in his car. Great. I can't like to be out in my truck for four hours. I'll be in my remote command vehicle. I made a car. Remote command vehicle. Shows diner tour brought to you by

Burdick BMW. Happy to have them back on the air with us again. Second chance is on Fairmount, the old Fresnos. It was good buddies for a little bit. Yeah, they're really good. So come hang out with us. Pick a location. The whole rundown is on our social media, K-Rox, C-Y, on Facebook. And on Instagram I don't give us some passwords So for those of you asking, yes, I am a temporary crown survivor I got my crown put on yesterday.

Thank you for recognizing my struggles. I have much like I do with many of my ailments. I do overcome. And I persevere. And I got a crown put on yesterday. My first ever temporary crown. You got a crown put on? You didn't even mention it at all.

Did I not even talk about it at all? Did I not stress about it all morning yesterday? Guys, that's the bummer about this show. If you're going to listen to it, you're going to get all my anxieties. I'm pouring them all on to you. I saw somewhere, I watched a lot of therapy talk, like a lot of TikTok therapy stuff. And they say, like, oversharing is part of, like, anxiety. Like, I don't know how the person explained it because, again.

Oh, that person's a big old nerd. My comprehension is not the best. some dork with a degree But it's oversharing and I have to overshare Because sharing is caring I got a lot of brain problems And it wasn't painful It wasn't it was like you all were right

It was just more It was more of like a workout Because like they were in my mouth For an hour and a half Yeah I isolated that God everybody No I was numb

And they did like the thing It was really weird because they like shave down your tooth, so it just has a little, like, nub that they can put the thing on. Yep, a little boop. So it felt weird, but, like, the hardest part is that you got to keep your mouth of them for an hour and a half, and they're in there working real hard, working real hard on that mouth. Temporary crown is on.

I'll go back in a couple weeks, get the real thing. No sticky foods in the meantime. Nothing too sticky. Okay, yeah. But I got through it. You know, you know how we do. Oh, he was very sweaty afterwards. I did have a sweatshirt on, and I was like, can I take off my sweatshirt, please?

A lot. It was a lot. But it was fun. They did a great job. Good. They did a great job. Good. Crowned up.

All crowned up. Your king has a crown now. 83 points. The second highest scoring game in NBA history. Out of the game. And hear it from the crowd. And we feel you at home. Still doesn't beat Will Chamberlain in 1962 with 100 points.

But again, it was 1962. Yeah. He was Willed Chamberlain and it was a bunch of guys. guys that look like me playing against him. Yeah. Now that, from all of them, then they show little highlights and stuff,

it was just him to get in the ball and putting it in. Yeah. Impressive as hell. But this one, I don't know. When I read it, it's,

it makes me feel angry at myself from being like, oh, Kobe's better. Yeah. But Kobe took a billion shots. Yeah. To get there.

Bam took a billion free throws. Yeah. So, I mean, like I said already. Still, absolutely. The score shows that nobody was playing any defense at all.

The Wizards are rebuilding. Mm-hmm. They are rebuilding. It's a rebuilding year. We don't talk much NBA, but that's, I mean, no, record was broken last night. Yeah. As well as the wrap-up for the Syracuse men's basketball season last night. Goodbye.

As they got galloped over. Yep. Yep. Yeah. They got the Mustang. Sally. Yeah. They got spanked by SMU last.

night and now uh now that's that's a rap wildhack will have one more duty what two he'll fire right today you think so absolutely that makes me sad i don't like people losing their jobs they won't they're gonna do whatever they can to make because everyone likes him because you know everyone is big about making sure that he's very happy when he goes out but while he's here everyone's like what a piece of garbage but he's a great guy yeah he is a great guy but he's not it's not his job, you know? Yeah, it's not, but so they'll try to say they are, he's stepping down or, I don't know, something to make him look good, because he is a good dude, but he's just not,

that didn't work out. The head coach, didn't work out for this level. But, like we said earlier, Syracuse Sports Radio is going to be on fire today because Jerry McNamara, Sienna, what are they, Bulldogs or Sienna something? G-Max team. Yeah. One last night. I don't really know what I know.

For the first time, like, for the seven time in school, history they're going to the tournament, which is a big deal. It's a big deal for them. Saints? Is it the Hiana Saints? C-A-I-I-I-I-R-O-K. Okay. Whatever they are.

You got that dog. Get him. But as ever, listen, I love that Jerry's succeeding with the Sienna Saints. Yep. Or dogs. Dog Saints. God-Dand-Dole. St. Bernard's.

But we don't want him coming to Syracuse. No. And not because we don't love Jerry. We love Jerry. Yeah, not right now anyway. You and I love talking to Jerry. He's a good dude. He's always been great to us.

Yep. I just don't want him coming here in this moment and time and getting dragged over the coals and the whole town beating him up. Yep. I don't think Syracuse is in a spot to succeed in basketball right now. Yeah. Because just with how crazy N.I.L. is. With how you can't, there's, you know, weird rules still that, you know,

because then once, you know, you get a better set of rules, not necessarily, a place like Syracuse is set up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Better for NIL, because, you know, then they can, you know, have to act like they're poor. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Syracuse can do what they got to do.

But I don't know. It was, you know, if he fails, comes here and does bad, then everyone, another way you didn't see it in a look, trash. Yeah, and I don't like that fans would do that. They will. He would come here and fans would turn on him, and suddenly he'd hate him. Oh, Jerry sucks. No.

Like I was down. of here this morning. He's probably making 200K out there, if not more, to coach that team. Right. He's with his family. They're doing great. He's succeeding. He can... He's raising his kids. He can recruit out there. It just seems like a good

situation. You don't have to worry about feeling with trying to, you know, land the biggest transfer in the transfer portal, which even though Syracuse isn't in line for really any of those guys ever, this town acts like.

they're stunned when the best guy doesn't come here. Yeah, we're not in the discussion anymore, guys. I don't know how much more, how much longer it's going to take for you to accept that. Yeah, it's going to take a while to get back. But on the same token, this team had that potential. It did. I think, anyway, I think they should have been a lot better.

It had to do with the coaching, but also just the lack of motivation. Yeah, they didn't play any defense. They didn't do anything. Who was the kid last night that was turning it on? Oh, you won't watch the game. I watched some, but not really. One of the kids turned it on.

Kings was really good. King, yeah, him, him. He might come back. He wants to be there and play or whatever. But just watching some of the effort and lack of defense and JJ being okay with as long as he gets 20 shots up, who cares about winning. No effort. There was never, and Devo talked about it all season.

There was never any moment where you saw. somebody be like, guys, Yeah. Let's go. There's no spark. No. There was no spark. No, they would clap when they got their buckets.

Yeah, that was it. That's it. And that is coaching as well. Mm-hmm. Because you never saw red. I don't know if I ever saw red. Worked up. Yell up there.

Yeah. I don't think that was, that's not his role. No, I don't, the sit there stoically and just go with the game flow. Mm-hmm. You can't do that style of coaching. You've got to adjust on the fly.

you gotta be at the ref's throats. You got the Jim Beehme in a little bit. Yeah, I don't know what it's like the coach of basketball team. I've never done it, but. No, same. It's just this one didn't work out. No. No slander on the guy.

Just didn't work out. It wasn't a fit. Yep, good dude. Not the fit for here. So then who do you think they go to? How quick do they got to find somebody in this environment? Kind of fast. I mean, not immediately.

Do you wait for March Madness to wrap up and then you can look at everybody? Yeah, just because. anybody that you get or potentially, or if they're available somewhere else or coaching somewhere else, they're not just going to leave their team. They're not laying Kiffin. But I don't know because it's weird where it's, you know, GMA is still going to be in the discussion. Sure. And so, Mike Hopkins.

In Hopkins where if I'm Hopkins, I don't know, I'd be like, what? I'm an assistant NBA coach. Yeah, I'm good. I live in Nalans, bro. I'm good. Yeah, I'm on the Pelicans. You got to understand that as, like, this, somebody who comes to this town has to put up with all of you.

Like, is it worth it? Yeah, right. To come to Syracuse and have fans just miserable with them all the time. But if someone listens to other sports radio places, across the country. That's everywhere? Yeah, yeah. It's just here, it's, I don't know,

it's weird how immediate and just negative. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Everyone is, whereas it's a little different. Do you think that Syracuse is more negative than most places? No, but in a different way, it's a different negative. Whereas, if you listen to Alabama radio and football's on them, they're not doing as good. It's not.

That sucks. That's it. We're trash. Forget what cares. We're more self-deprecating in Syracuse. We're more depressed emo. Yes, it's Alabama's Alabama football. We need to put our foot on guys.

Kits so much. There's historic radio bits from guys that are doing that. Whereas the Syracuse fans are like, well, it's just over for us. Yep, we're just terrible. Whereas they do always want their coaches fired. So that's a universal thing. Sure, everybody wants their coaches fired. Yes, everybody wants coaches fired.

So in your experience, you find the Syracuse fan just to be a little more depressing. Yeah. But, again, it's, I don't hear everywhere. Right. I mean, I'm sure there are other places. Nobody likes us here. Whereas, again, the cross teams are kicking ass. Yeah, that's what I like.

We're a lot of cross town. man. We're a women's basketball town now. But I don't, I just don't know who there's, and also there's guys names that I don't know because I'm not into that dorky part of it. As much as I'm into the other dorky part of sports, so you know, stats

and all that. Random guys' names from random places that, like, Orange Nation will mention. Yeah. Even I don't really know those guys. Yeah. The deeper references. So there's other names that are available that we'll get, it'll be fine. It'll be fine.

It'll be fine. We'll be all right. I just got to... I don't know. Something's got to happen with NIL where it levels out a little bit, you know? Yeah, it's got to do something because now we're... We're not going to ever compete with some of these schools. No, and we are going to unnecessarily continue to lose people.

Like, Donnie Freeman, I bet, goes somewhere else because he'll get... Somebody saw him this year. That's the other problem is you can't get four years out of kids anymore. Because they're just going to... A couple of boomers here talking about these kids on these basketball teams. But it's true. They're like, they want to... going to make their money and they should. Which is fine. I have no problem making money.

It's just, I would take it. You do if someone's like, hey, you're at Syracuse and your, that team is that and there's turmoil and the coaches be fired. I was going to say he might, I know he might get that now. I could see him going somewhere like a Kentucky, somebody there sees him and it's like, hey, come off the bunch. There's two mill. No big deal. Come on down here. Come on here. Michigan. You know what I mean? These guys that, that, that was it, Yaxel, Lendenborg? The guy in Michigan. Michigan. He's making like 1.5 or something.

Ooh, all right. I mean, so the guys make, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. I don't know who Syracuse has to put up that kind of scratch. No. I don't know who's got that money in this town, you know? It's not fair to do that either. It's like, hey, unless you got someone in the community that wants to give away their millions of dollars, you're going to suck.

And we've got it. We've got the Laley family that built the athletic complex. Carmelo has the basketball center and the loyally complex. I'm hammered. In that complex? So they've got money for the facilities. And there's alum.

But it's not on them to, you know, support every basketball and football season and lacrosse and all that or whatever. Whereas the university has an ass on a money. But they can't use it, NAL? Is that how that works? Yeah, it's almost like they're just. It's like they're just heavy.

It's like here, you're an employee. But. I don't think they should be allowed to. Who cares? I don't care. Yeah, at that point, how long do you get to compete? That's why I'm saying.

NAL is great for like these guys getting paid. Yes. And women and everybody and they should be paid because somebody's making money. But if someone's making money off me, I want to be paid. There's going to have to be, I think, a tier system of, there's two or three tiers of you've got your Donnie Freeman's, your top tier guys. And they make, whatever it is,

$100,000. Whatever. Yeah, make it 100. And then the next, you know, the mid-tier guys of guys you see where like, I don't know,

whoever's just that Nate Kings or whatever. You're in that next one. You're in like the 50 to 75. Sure. And then you get, um, world beater Noel Abdel.

He should be making a million dollars. Just say. I think, I think, I think no, a lot of day. So that should be a million dollars. Yeah.

But, you know what I mean? Like, he's on the bench. Sure. He'll come in for a walk-on roll. Sure. When there's like five seconds left in a game kit, you know, everyone will go crazy. Try to get up a one buck in your career.

That's the third level. Sure. But, I mean, I don't know how you, because it's, what's going to be sucky is that it ain't up to the players. Right. So they have, whereas everywhere else, you know, you get a say in kind of what you make. You know what I mean? Like somebody came in here and was like, all right, here's what we're going to do now. Actually, you could be like, well, no.

that's our, this is our money. You already said we can make it, but in the college kids, they're not going to have a say. I don't know what this means. It says starting in 2025-26, NCAA schools can directly share roughly 20 to 23.1 million annually in revenue with athletes, acting as a soft salary cap coming from the House versus NCAA settlement.

Yeah, I don't know much about that, but because of a text line is telling us. Yeah, that's what they're going to have to. Revenue sharing. They're going to have to do something else. This ain't it. We've talked about it. It ain't. It ain't. It's not working.

And how quick it all happened, too, because we were just randomly talking about how, you know, these guys are selling their jerseys up in the school store. They're not making any money. They should be. And then immediately it's, well, here's $4 million. Sure. Well, I want $2 million or on Trevor Payne.

You're going to Penn State. Yeah. Well, we'll see how it works out. I'm sure we'll get some news today coming up up the hill. I guarantee that. I don't know when they meet, but it's, it'll be better for it. It'll be an early move. and then they got to start, you know, talking about who's next

because you've got to start recruiting and signing guys, right? When does that all happen in college basketball? That is, I don't know what... After the tournament wraps. Yeah, yeah, they got a little bit of time for all that. I don't know. He bought his wife one of those steel drum things, so I said he could play it on the song.

Yeah, I mean... It was like a Christmas gift. He got her a steel drum, so... That and a vibrous slap. Yeah, I said you can just play it. You can pick one or the other. I said one or the other. Good morning. This is K.Rod.

Happy whiskey Wednesday. I will be live on our Twitch channel tonight at 7 o'clock. Twitch.tv. slash K.Rox, N.W. For a little something to drink, courtesy of liquor, wine, and moonshine, State Fair Boulevard and East Coast. Emeralds in North Syracuse. Let me make you some framble dags? A little framble d'eg?

A little framble d'ag book? Yeah, are you saying it like that? I don't know what side I'm going to be on with this. Because like you always say, just because you made a TikTok doesn't mean you invented a thing. And there's a thing on TikTok right now called frambled eggs, which is a fried egg combined with scrambled eggs. I don't even know my brain isn't...

Do you know what a fried egg is? Yeah, but how do you... It's been everywhere. Frambled eggs. So you make like the fried eggs, son. side up or whatever. Yep. And then you also make scrambled eggs and you kind of fold in the fried egg into the scrambled

eggs and it's a combo of scrambled eggs but also a yolk that's going to bust. Okay. Okay. I mean, it's not, pardon me. It's, yeah, it's scrambled, but it's not really, those are really scrambled. And I doubt that it took till 2026 for someone to invent this, but I'm sure someone has done this before you. I see what it is and I like the idea, but my scrambled for me is more like, you know, like you're tossing them all of the time or whatever, as opposed to just like waiting for it so you could fold in the cheese, David.

One of the latest trends, fold it in is frambled eggs on TikTok. It's got to fold it in. Katie says hot take, eggs on their own are kind of gross. Define that. What do you mean? Like a scrambled egg is gross to you? Just like a breakfast. A fried egg is just by itself is gross to you, but an omelette's okay?

Simple to make. You melt some butter in a non-stick pan. Okay. Crack the eggs directly into the pan. Yes. Spatula then gently breaks up the egg whites, moving it around, the yolks. And after a couple of minutes, you've got like a sunny side up with scrambled eggs around it. All right, but I don't know.

I don't know. I was almost more thinking that you have two eggs. Uh-huh. And you start doing that process of what you're talking about with the first, where we watched that other video where they just keep folding it over and over and over and over. Before you start doing that,

crack your second egg. Put it on top? Right into the middle. Okay. Now you let it sit there for another second. Now you start folding that egg. That's what one of these videos is doing that. That way when you go in.

To cut in it, you got the yolk. Yeah, that's what I have more or less thought. But, bro, I am in absolute agony. In my brain I'm saying agony, but I'm spelling it agony, you guys. Agony. I'm in agony at home. I don't know what I'm doing wrong

for this kid's eggs. Dude. The youngest kid loves eggs and toast. Yeah. And every time I make him eggs and toast, I don't do it the way mom does it. And I swear to God, I don't know what it means. and I try to do exactly what my wife does.

He likes a sunny side up egg with a little bit of yolk that he can dip toast in. Okay. That's what I do. I make it. He goes, no, it's not like how mom does it. Oh, well, I guess he can... I'm going to have to have my wife

teach me an egg lesson on how this kid likes his eggs. I can't ever get it right. Or you just convert to a full dad mode, drop the parent line. It's not a restaurant. Oh, I drop that up. the time. And then you're going to go. Yeah. No, I don't know how to recreate these eggs that she makes this boy, but I can't do it.

I don't know. Have her make him. I'm going to firm her making the eggs. Don't have her teach him. Ah, that's also a good point. Get your ass out of it. At this point, caught us out of the scenario. That way you ain't got to make no eggs. That way you can make a butt on eggs and it don't matter how they are because they're going in your belly. That is a big fight at the house right now is that we're trying to force these kids to get a little more independence.

Yeah. I make a dinner and that's the dinner. Don't be like, I don't want that. Can you air fry me something? You can. They're cereal. You can do that. That's what I used to.

Yep. Oh, I don't have any clean clothes. Did you wash any? Do you bring any down? No. That's on you then. Like, we're really working this angle. Yep.

That's how, oh, that's how it is with teens. Like, no. It takes that transition. We all did it. Yeah, you got to start learning. And then that's it. Because if I can remember from personal experiences, Oh, you want to do this, this, this, this, and this, Mr. Adult?

Oh, so you're an adult, but you can't this, this, this, this, and this? Huh, interesting. But I'm also a sap, and they know that. They also know that I'm a sap for them. I know, yeah. I like that they need their dad a little bit still. Yes. So when they're like, can you make me a custom ice water?

Sure, bud. Sure, bud. That's how they know. But that's different. That's a little different thing. They got me around their finger a little bit with that. That's okay. That's not the, you just made a dinner and then they go, make second dinner.

No, I'm not, that's done. That's dead in this house. Yeah, that's different. On-demand diner orders, while they used to be back in the day at Dad's diner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're phasing those out now. This restaurant offers one meal a day, the rest are on you. Yep.

Don't tell me there's no food because there's $500 worth the food in this house. Yes. Learn to make crappy nachos in the microwave like the rest of us, all right? Ruin a whole bag of chips on your own. eat three of them and then put a plate full of nachos and cheese just on the counter if someone else pick up. Here, I don't want this. 315, 364, 101.

And yes, that $500 worth of groceries is two pounds of ground beef right now. That's a biased. The first ever K-Rock Fantasy Baseball League is kicking off. And you got a text in by today. You guys are going to pick your players today. We're going to pick the league today. And then if we need any more people will go from there. But from what I've seen, it looks like, you know, there's not many spots that will be left once we go through.

So if you want to get in the fantasy baseball league, there's no prize yet. But if you are a business that wants to sponsor our baseball league, hit us up on the K-Rock text line. But if you want to play in the league, also hit us up on the Krock text line. 315, 364109. And we were thinking it can be prizes that have to do with like the fall and stuff if you're that type of business or anything. Because again, this is going to go until the middle-ish of the summer. Well, no, because you got to start the playoffs early. Okay.

Because, you know, it's like football where they're going to bench deck at the last game of the year. So you got to start them not in like, you know, like August. Okay. And to August start the playoffs kind of type deal. This will be fun. Something fun for you guys to do. I don't understand it, but you and Khan can run this. and I'll come out to the draft

because where it's happening is a fun place to eat and drink. Ooh, look at that. I don't think showgirl squeezes in chat right now, but she just got back from seeing Donnie Osmond in Las Vegas. As many. As we all do as people do.

You know. My mother-in-law is a huge Donnie Osmond. Donnie and Marie are her jam, bro. I think she went and saw them. Really? Yeah. Good for her. I'd have to ask my wife as it was this show,

but she's like, my wife goes to a lot of concerts with me and on her own. Yeah. And she said the Turning Stone Donnie and Marie show was the wildest she'd been to. Like the crowd was wild. That's hilarious.

They were feral to get in for Donnie. I mean, a bunch of like 60 and 70-year-old women. Getting wild doing gambling. I think she went with her mom to see them at turning stone. They're there for the night. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. They probably had alcohol.

They were boozing probably before. Old people in alcohol. Oh, man. Well, a woman? Oh, boy. Oh, God. What are you looking at? Him now. Oh, no.

Is he good from afar? Is he a Monet, as they said in Clueless? What? I'm trying to look from afar. All right, hold on. Look at the... Yeah. It's not bad, but it's...

I can describe it. I can describe exactly what you're looking at. You know those super realistic latex masks you see? Like online? Yeah. It's like someone made a dot. Donny Osmond mask and put it on Donny Osmond. Yeah.

It's just a little thicker than his old head used to be. Yeah. A little smoother, a little rounded out. Very weird. Well, an Illinois woman went to see Donnie in Vegas. Okay. And she got hit with one of his balls. Excuse me?

One of those inflatable balls that flies around. Oh. Mm-hmm. Not his real balls. See, when you say that. I mean, his real balls will be cool if Donnie's out there swinging his... I honestly thought of Rick Springsteel.

Is that you're saying? Rick Springsteen? What did he do? Rick Springfield? Remember when he came to the fair and he hit some lady with his ass? Oh, yes.

Yes. I don't know how that worked out though. I'm not talking legal stuff. No, no. But yes, a similar situation. I was going to say he was up front and was like standing over the crowd somehow and did like a turn and got a wang slap.

All right, there's squeeze. I was just talking about squeeze. I got to meet him too. I took my mom to see Donnie and Marie in Vegas and the crowd was wild. That's what I'm saying, Squeez. My wife said they were wild at Turning Stone. So I guess Donnie has a giant inflatable ball that gets thrown into the crowd. Okay.

Because you're rocking and rolling. Hey, you're rocking and rolling. What else are you going to do? Yes, yes. Fuzz says there's a beach ball drop and the crowd goes insane. Here's that moment. Why am I standing on my state? Wait, what is this?

Here's a clip of Donnie promoting the balls. All right, sorry. Here in Las Vegas, holding a beach ball with my picture on it. Well, those of you who have seen my show, you know exactly what I do with these things. I'm here to announce that I have quadrupled the amount of beach balls that my dancers and I toss into the audience. Wait a minute. Quadruple! In this economy?

I mean, you must be not to have. Quadruple beach ball money. This place goes wild. You've got to be a lot. see this. Go to Donnie.com to get tickets. Bro, like, I don't watch.

Does he, like, does he just sing everyone else's songs? Is he a songwriter? He has Donnie Maria's songs, right? I don't know anything other than they were a weird childhood act. Yeah? They're just riding that.

Yeah. They're just riding that. Squeeze in chat says, he said you can't keep them. Are people doing like they did at the Metallica show or they quickly pop them and put them in their shirt and run out with them? We're talking about.

Guys, I got a Donnie. ball. I got a Donnie Beach ball. Like a football from a football game? I can tell you this. Oh yeah, look at those balls. I see him now. With pretty good confidence that boomers at concerts right now, dude, are like nothing you've ever seen. And I'm talking to you as a man who was killed on stage by Gwar, okay?

He was. I saw it. I have been to so many shows. I've been involved in so many shows. A guy with his butt cheeks, visibly out. Yeah. Did a murder at him. Yeah.

I was killed by Guar. I've seen a lot in the music biz. Boomer's going to concerts right now is a whole nother level. They're going buck wild. They're going buck wild like Squeez's saying. They don't give an aff about any of you. No. My wife went and saw Simon and Garfunkel tribute.

Oh. She said the boomers. sang the entire time. They were told they were not supposed to. Oh. They were told, please don't sing. There's one song they were allowed to sing in. Because it's probably a problem.

I don't want to hear you sing Simon McGarphone. No one came to hear you sing Simon Agarfonkel. We didn't hear those guys saying Simon Garkin. She said everybody around her sang the whole time. You don't sing. Boom was around their phone, full brightness the entire time. That yes. They're filming everything the entire time.

That I've seen. They give no afts about anybody else. No. No. And they are lit up. They pay this much money for this. Yep. Well, so did.

We did. Okay, all right, you did. Okay. Boomers at concerts right now are an epidemic that I think is going a lot under the radar because people listening to this show probably aren't dabbling much like squeezes in the Donnie Osmond world. Yes. Or my wife and mother-in-law going to see the Simon and Garfunkel tribute. Because you got to think it's those people that, you think of just the.

small example of when those type of acts come to the fair, how early the boomers will plant their asses. They're there. For free, that way, I got the best goddamn seats. I'll sit here for eight hours. And they do. And they do. They do.

For Herman's Hermit. Yeah. Bro. Two o'clock Herman's hermits. They'll be there all day. They'll be there when those gates open 8 a.m. Uh-huh. Hold on.

Sweet says he. Opens with Soldier of Love. I gotta hear one Donnie Oz. I don't know anything. The only Osmond stuff I know is from like family guy jokes, making fun of them kissing. Here we go. And that show they were on, whatever show that was. Donnie and Marie kiss?

Yeah, because they're the brother's sister, not. Lover. He does this. Squeeze, do they go nuts? When this hits, do they go nuts? Oh, B'Bib, Badoo do. Yeah, this guy looks like a soul girl love. Is it going to do anything?

Is this the song? How do I not know this song? It's 80s. Hands in the air, butt in the seats, she said. They're not going to stand. No, they're not going to stand. Well, no, I pay this money to relax. I'm going to be there, by the way.

I'm picking on the boomers now. It's going to be us in 20 years. Being the annoying people at concerts, I'm fine. That's fine. It's a general. It's what you're supposed. to do as a generation. You're supposed to annoy the generation beneath you. In

20 years when Big Paul is running this place, he can then bitch about you and I over at the amp being all boomery. Yes. It'll be all these Gen Z kids being like, these millennials, they're just so annoying a concert. Oh God, all they want to do is Mosh Pit. I can see how things

get rowdy at a tonny. That's quite possibly the worst song. Maybe ever. Yeah, I'm willing to fight. Bro, the Loretto van just pulled up. You're going to get your ass beat, dude. They're in here and you diss it.

Oh, boy. I'm a soldier of love. Yeah, we already. They can't get in. There's no wheelchair ramps to get into the building, so I'll just go up one flight. And then nothing they can do. Katie is right.

Don't worry. We already annoy them. Isn't that what's great about our generation? Yeah. We annoy the millennials that raised, I mean, we annoy the boomers that raised us. Yeah. Because we're not working hard enough

and pulling up ourselves by our bootstraps and getting our lives going and giving them grand babies. Not buying houses for six grand. It's a bunch of BS. So our boomers hate us. Gen Z hates us because we're cring and annoying.

We don't know what we're supposed to be doing. No. We're a generation of what do you want us to do? You told us to go to college and we did and now there's no jobs and we're a riddle with that. What do you want us to do? Right. Everybody's mad at us.

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Hashtag Josh's butt. Uh-huh. Make sure for no reason whatsoever. You guys are always just texting that in. Yeah, go ahead. I don't, I, this is going to be. be aggravating to listen to. I didn't know I was supposed to limit my meat intake.

Am I supposed to not? Is it... You know what? Well, now that I listen back to myself saying limit my meat intake. He hasn't been limiting his meat intake. He just gets... Fully engorge in meat. I'm fully packed full of meats. She's like a sausage.

No, it's a woman on TikTok who says it's a red flag if dudes eat a lot of meat. Or if they get a meat lover's pizza. Or they're always eating burgers. I mean, I can't afford to be always eating burgers right now with these beef prices. Am I right, folks? The red flag is that there's a lot of green in their pocket. She says it's a red flag if men are getting meat on their pizza because they're not limiting their meat intake. Here. The way that a man views vegetarianism, veganism, tofu reflects how they view

women. I don't think that if you can't. I don't think that's true. If you want to be a vegan or vegetarian, I don't care. Go ahead. Yeah, I think certain things aren't related, but she's right when she says certain things. What do you mean? But, like, yeah, because dudes are dicks. Yeah? So, yeah, they'll see a chick that's like a vegan or whatever. You know what I mean?

That whole thing. Well, yeah, if that's your reaction, that's a good red flag. But yes, but yeah, that's what I mean. I think, then like, if a dude is always eating meat and while he's eating burgers and stuff all day is going, oh, I live this burgers because I'm a goddamn man. Yeah, that's a red

I think the red flag is what you said. If someone's like, you're a vegan loser, all right, well, then you're a loser. I mean, she might have experiences that I think that if you can't reduce your meat intake, you are selfish. What do you mean? You can't just have a veggie burger once in a while. The world is dying. Rainforest is being chopped down to make warehouses to kill animals in. I had a bacon sandwich this morning, but I still feel so guilty. Meat isn't that good for you. The idea of not getting enough protein, that really reminds me of toxic, masculine. than it's heat. I don't know, man. She's kind of stretching. You're stretching it out. I ain't tearing down the rainforest to build plants. That was a very specific that we should not eat meat because they're tearing down the rainforests to build warehouses to kill animals in. I mean, yeah.

I guess. I'm sorry. But I just, I, yeah, I, um, did that, no. That's a stretch. And listen, I'm, I'm, I'm as hippie-dippy as it comes, but I like to eat a bird. Can't really afford them. but I like to eat them. Yeah, I'm sure there's experiences that could correlate what is she,

what she's feeling. But that's, you know, again, personal experience. She might just be really mad at one ex-boyfriend who did a lot of things. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, like they're, like, yeah, it could be very, that was her, that's how she experienced toxic masculinity for herself. But it doesn't mean that if a dude is ordering a meat lover's pizza, maybe that just means that that's a good pizza. The toppings are free.

I don't want to eat a veggie burger because I don't care about veggie burger. No, I tried that beyond whatever, that thing that was a craze for a while where you bought that stuff. And it's just, I didn't like it. It wasn't for me. It was very, it was season. They're all seasoned weird. I said tofu and it's nice. I bought the Walmart or the Burger King, that Burger King, that Burger King, fake burger, whatever that was.

Oh, okay, yeah, the impossible. We tried that. It was seasoned weird. But I also like Strongheart stuff. Yeah, I do like the tofu, like wings If you get tofu chicken wings, those are good I like a vegan milkshake Because it's better for my belly

Their milkshakes are Are vegan And they're the best milkshakes I've ever had Or shakes This woman might be dealing with something personal That she went through And

Yes Not everybody who likes to have a meat lover's pizza Is a dick There's probably a few correlations in there But not everybody I mean, if you're always ordering A meat lovers I mean, you can't just like

Half one time Just can let me get just like Like cheese or something? What is the meat lovers ham, pepperoni, and sausage? There's your- Or bacon? There's your red flag. You like ham on your pizza. Oh, you don't like ham on a pizza?

Do you like, you don't like him on a pizza? I sometimes like the crumbly sausage. Mm-hmm. If I have to. But I'm pepperoni or cheese. I don't like anything else. I mean, I will if I have to. Buffalo chicken you like?

Oh, specialty ones are different. I like a bunch of specialty ones. But if you're just getting pizza. Mm-hmm. Then pepperoni or cheese. Pepper cheese is fine free. But I'm not going to be like, oh my God, you got all these vegetables. You just pick them off.

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Mm-hmm. Use them all together, everything all at once. We're debating handshakes in chat right now because you were asking me what the Trump handshake is. He does that pull thing. I was trying to see if I'd ever had anybody do that to me. And I don't think I don't like shaking hands. Yeah. I don't like business guys trying to over squeeze my hand or do that pull mover.

I'm knocked off balance. I know I'm not a man. You win. You all win. My dad always taught me that you got to shake hands. You have to squeeze hard, but not like wicked hard. but like, I'll make sure you give a good handshake. No, there's the insecure guys.

It'll squeeze it really hard to show you how strong they are. Okay, congrats. But I feel like that was one of those last, like, you know, son. Son, you give a- Shake hands, you got to, you know what I mean? Like, okay. You give a man a good stirred handshake and he'll respect you. Good as your word.

Or your handshake is, I don't know. I don't want to shake hands. I don't want to touch anybody. I really thought I was for sure COVID was going to do away with it. Mm-hmm. Because everyone was wicked cool. I thought we were too. I thought physical touch.

For someone who despises physical touch, I was so happy that we were, I thought we were on the other side of it. Yeah. I don't got to touch anybody anymore. I would personally rather, with everybody, like the this and the this and then you can point at each other. Yeah, tap up. I like to give a dude hug. I like to give a guy that I care about or just a big hug. I don't care.

I don't like squeezes. Or I do. Or I'm going to start doing the Danhausen Or I just shake your fingers Just get a little... I'm gonna, I don't care. I don't care. I'm not good at it.

When people go to shake your hand Just immediately in this This is going to go for everybody. When people go to shake your hand Immediately bow down like you are like royalty And make them grab your hand All like they are a peasant.

Oh, thank you. Or I just want to have like a wet hand All the time. That'll put an end of handshake Because every time you touch my hand is wet. Just always like... Hi. Nice to eat you, Josh.

What's on you? Oh. Like, you can't tell until you touch my hand. You're like, I met that guy from K-Rock, and his hand is so wet for some reason. Like, what happened? Why was it? Just always right before you're all cursed. You shake hands.

You just squirt a bunch of hand sanitized. There you do. I'm going to start doing a thing when important people want to shake my hand. You're welcome. When important people want to shake my hand, I'm going to start kissing the back of their hand, like, through the bell of the ball. That's what I'm saying. Just go full out. Madame.

Yep. Oh, I know. Oh. That'll put an end of that, too. He kissed the back of my hand for some reason. He said I gave him the vapors. It was weird. Or just when guys try to do the really hard handshake, it's just immediate.

Just. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, you're just so strong. Sorry, it was just the strongest I've ever experienced my entire life. I could literally feel my bones shattering inside of my hand. You just give the best handshakes.

Sorry. Man, I agree that. Is that not what you want it? Do you like fist bumps? Are you a fist bump guy? That's what I'm saying? Oh, I love it. Hey, one of these?

Because you got to blow it up, though. I like, I like to blow it up. Or, whenever I try to fist bump, I always awkwardly do like a, I'll come in for a fist bump, but they're coming in for a handshake. Always. And then one of them is, like, grabbing a fist bump. I'm like, okay, why are we even doing this? And then you just do that, oh, grab there.

Can we just go back to being a civilized society and greeting each other with a socket? And that's it. Why do we got to shake hands? You walk up to another person, you give them. Good day. And good day. And thank you for meeting with me, officer. And here's always.

Ma'am, excuse me, ma'am. And good day to you. Thank you. We used to be a civilized. side. Right? I mean, I guess today's, today's, uh, would cousin Jay say, I'll purposely position myself.

There's always someone in between me and the person that just came into the room that is leaving, so I don't have to shake their hand or give them a hug. Nice, tactical move, cousin Jay. Nice. He sets a screen. Right? It's just a little bit in here. It's just easier. A little bit of this way. Yeah. I, uh, no, no, no, no, it's okay. I'm okay. I'm over here.

I, uh, simple thighs with you high schoolers today, because I guess, Yes, today is prom-posal day? Like, today's the day you ask somebody to the prom? That wasn't a thing for us. It wasn't. It just happened. You went to go to the prom? Thank God.

Right? This didn't exist when I was in high school. I could barely talk to girls as is, let alone put on a whole show to ask them to prom. Right? This is just terrifying. You have to do a whole thing. And then what if they say no? And you made a sign or you blew up balloons or all this?

Oh, boy. That's it. I'm going to go to someone's house today and do that. The prom postal. Yep. And then I feel bad for you kids that are stuck doing these things. It didn't used to be this way. It used to be, you would casually ask a girl, hey, who are you going to prom?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to prom. Oh, you go. You're going to go with. I don't know. I'm going to go. You're going to go? Yeah, I was going to go.

Why are you going to go? I don't think I was going to go. Like the lady voice. Who's table? that. I don't really know you. I was thinking about going. Oh,

okay. I mean, I could probably sit at your table with you. Oh, you want to just go? You want to go together? That's how it used to be. Or your crippling

disappointment was done in private. Yes. In a note where you ask and circle yes or no one. They just circle no one and give it back. Yeah. Okay.

Thank you. You're not live on TikTok. where you ask and she just kind of has to slowly close the door. Don't you love how we've sped up that process with technology, by the way, with all these dating apps? They can just circle no and send a no, instantly no, no, no, no, no. Or just the opposite, we had a guy that used to work here, and his approach was in he showed me,

no, dude, you just, you just, all of them, right swipe all, everyone. So you're not filtering on anybody? No, and then he just, that's why when you filter your matches. And I'm like, that's, all right. Not what that's supposed to be for, I would imagine. Did he have a lot of hookups? No. No, it wasn't.

I want you to tell me who that was off here. Well, listen, I feel for you kids. I don't know how it's, you're better than me. I couldn't have done it. I couldn't have made a sign or wrote a song or. No, it did. To their house? Could you imagine?

Oh, I just threw up. That's what I'm saying. with a big piece of paper, a whole production, and their dad is home? Oh, I think of my first girlfriend's dad with his giant mustache and just big tall body coming to the door, and I'm there with a freaking echoed piece of paper that I wrote,

well, you got a problem with me and I got balloons? I can't even. I still, it remembers. Josh is here. Come down. The terrifying moment of, of, it was like 15, when my girlfriend was falling around and right as her dad walked in from work, she was sitting on like the steps and did like a funny like hot

and pulled me real hard. That way I fell on top of her. That way, like, in my head, I'm like, I can still envision that me being like, no, no, get up, no, stop, come on, stop, stop, knock it off. She pulled you as a joke on top of her in front of her dad? Yes, yes. She needs to go to jail.

She needs to go to jail. It was a good one. Right? It was like, no, stop. Get out of your dad. You can hear the garage door. Yeah. One of that.

It's like, you're standing out there, big elaborate thing. People, and it's always because those ages, you've always, people with them. It's either his or her friends are inside or his or her friends are outside, all watching. Yeah, you want to kill the prom? I wonder if I'm going to get to a point where my kid's got to do a promposal. Yes. I don't know if it's still a thing. It'll be out there.

I'll be a nervous wreck. I'm going to be a nervous wreck if I got to watch my kid do a promposal. You, no, see, that's the thing. That's no good. Yes, I'm on his side with this. No, you stay away from all that. Yeah, I don't. Like, whereas I want my children to succeed at all things, I can get my hands wet with a promosal.

That's on you, bud. Whatever you got to do, it's not of my business. Just maybe try not to wear crocs, high socks, and basketball shorts when you do it. I don't think they care, no. That's just the go-to outfit. I'm not even good at real proposals, let alone promposals. No, why? How did you propose?

It was after a funeral. I want to make an AI movie, I think. Good morning. This is K. Rock. Like, they make, like, those are real, but not, this is, next time you'll have to just watch first couple seconds. It's like an actual story that makes sense. It's about a winter that never ends.

It was like, in Illinois, the snow started in high. Halloween and didn't stop. And it goes for a while. It's neat. Like I said a few days ago, Cody and I's Instagram algorithms are just, we're somewhere that I don't think many of you are. I don't know how we got there,

but it's just weird AI stuff. Yeah. But now we're like getting stories done in AI of like weird universes. And they're getting, we're getting sucked in, man. And it's cut. What? And it's cutting off my, my goth butt stuff.

Oh, it's interfering your hot gosh Without getting back No, there's this guy that does this thing to his grandma With a character called John Pork Dude, John Pork is dead Oh, great And it really, it's like a real Oh, not John Pork

I can't handle any more John Pork I don't know, I just saw that they were putting his picture On like, in the family pictures Of his grandma or the grandma lives I don't know if anybody with kids knows John Pork But it was like a year ago I thought John Pork was over But it was like...

Oh, there's nothing to do with kids. No, but here's what the kids, at least what my teenagers were saying about it. The joke was that John Pork is calling for some reason, which referenced some kind of YouTube video. And John Pork is like a pig man or whatever. Yeah. And he's calling you in the middle of the night. It's 2 a.m. and John Pork is calling or whatever.

Oh, I didn't even... But then they added to the mystery that now John Pork is dead. Oh, I didn't... All I know is... You're missing a whole world without teenagers. I just know a funny, there's a funny guy who, a grandson that takes that picture and puts it all over his grandma's house and it's with like the family photos. And you know how we like the one that the lady. Oh, yeah.

Creamy hair. Yeah. We like funny grandmas. And it's this one where then like they up in her bedroom, they put it a picture like that's door TV. Yeah. And it's just the funniest that face is hilarious. But I didn't know there's like a whole backstory behind things. I don't know it.

I just know that my kids used to say the phrase John Pork is calling. Or it's the middle of the night and John Pork is calling. Oh, wow. See, now I'm... And then my kids started telling us that John Pork is. That's pretty funny. Oh, right there. Right there.

Now it just popped up on my... In Instagram. All right, save it for break. No, the John Pork is calling. See? I'd never seen it ever, and it's right there. What does it say on your Instagram right now? It's just a scary pork man calling you, right?

Yeah, let me go to his thing. I love the internet. Not all of it, but some of it. That's that guy, but okay. Oh, wow, all right. I try to keep all of you fellow olds in touch with what the youth are talking about. I thought John Pork had come and gone, much like 6'7, but maybe it has. Well, that's also a thing with me is I'm very far behind.

So it takes a while for us to get to us. About time we discover John Pork, the kids are past it. He might be long gone. Yeah, John Pork is calling, dude. John Pork is calling. Well, in a new study. I would answer. Speaking of the youth, a new study finds zero percent.

of students went the whole day without looking at their phones. A lot of schools around here have implemented the no phone rule. I was going to say how we doing that one. Our phones are in our airtight baggies. Gentlemen, should be looking at our phones here, boys. What we got there? Speaking of pork, you want some pork. There's Griff right there and show up.

Baby. It's a new study out of the university in Nokernada. Observe the phone habits of nearly 100 students. That's too small the sample size. 100? That's it. That's it. Even my class,

ESS, that was bigger than 100. Of students, ages 11 to 18, and 0% of them went the entire day without looking at their phones.

Well, yeah, if they have it, why would? If they have it, they're going to look at it. Yeah. And that's not a good sample size. No,

but like, same. Mm-hmm. If I have my phone with me all day, I'm not going to not look at it all day. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Oh, that's, yeah, I don't like that one. Do I want to check out this hip-hop banger from India? Of course I do, Delpat, 9-6 in chat. Always. Send it on over. I'd love to hear your hip-hop banger.

Always. High schoolers use their phones more than middle-schoolers, obviously. Do they? Yeah. They check them all the time. I never know who's, like, in the lead for that. Now that we're kind of like more than halfway through the school year, what does everybody think, how do you think it went in New York?

Because in the beginning of the school year, everybody was freaking out. I don't want my kid not to have their phone. And then, who, yeah, who's still with it. Like a few months in, my youngest was like, actually seems like it's working because people are focused on school more. Yeah. I was like, yeah, naturally it'll be focused on school more. That was the thing is that you can't be like,

No, wrongs. You remembering them and they keep them in that thing or whatever because you can't, like there's emergencies now. So I think my youngest at least likes it. Oldest is homeschool, so it doesn't matter. But youngest is, I think he likes it. it and like my point to him in the beginning of the year was like everybody you're going to want to talk to on your phone is there yes everybody you talked to all night on your phone is in the

room with you now so just talk to them in real life it would just be breaking the new habit of always having it available to use but i mean yeah i would imagine what's frustrating as a parent is that i just can't get in touch with them during the day now that's that's the thing very rarely a problem But again, yeah, you just have to go old school. You need to call the office and say, can you let Cody know that I'm picking them up at 1 o'clock today? Whereas I prefer the kids at least have their phones because of it's different, whereas it's still the same as you can call. Right. The office, it's a lot harder these days.

Like, we can't always be going to the nurse to call home. You know what I mean? Like the kids got to have, you know, you know, it's got to at least be there. for them to use. And like I've always been saying, I'm not trying to be morbid here, but things are different in schools now, and if ever there's an emergency, or someone is in a school that shouldn't be, I would like

them to have access to their phones. But as long that's what I mean. That's what I mean. And keep them locked away. Like Katie says, my oldest says some people still users, but not many. Gris says his kid loves it. Brianna says Fulton has had to give up because kids weren't being, as long as kids are being respectful about it and don't take them

out during class, they're okay. Yeah, there's a median somewhere. Yeah. Tom says in Bevo, as long as kids are not being distracted by them, they can have their phones on them. I think that's kind of the balance. Leave it in your bag. Tuck it away. Don't be distracted during class. And then you're fine.

But the second you start busting that thing out. Yeah, second you're checking your A while instant messenger, whatever you youth are into. Yes, you know? And you're done. Yeah, but are you stoned during it? Is that why? Probably sometimes. Here, let me just.

No, I get them too. Good morning. This is K. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched a guy discover a fossil in a rock, and then he, like, took a chisel, and he took all the rock away from it. Started with a T-Rex head.

And they moved on to some stupid fish. Yep. From whatever, and that was a fish's jawbone, and then it was a manny. You think about dinosaurs, man. It's crazy. I do more than I should because of all the ice caps and stuff that are melting and revealing all of the things

that we haven't been able to see in millions of years, like diseases and stuff. Oh, we're like. Yeah, I'll learn some new diseases out there for sure. But there's got to be like a crazy. Like, you know what I mean? I'm sure we can't see them all, but they're like, we're just discovering in theory weird dinosaurs that melt and then they just vanish again.

Right? Can you imagine that? No. Things that melt and then all of a sudden there's a whole dinosaur we've never seen and then it keeps melting. Splash right down to the ocean, sinks to the bottom, gone forever. You're talking dinosaurs, but you're not talking the one thing that I'm surprised you have not locked into yet.

I got to get way higher and watch this Morgan Freeman Dinosaur's thing on Netflix, dude. I saw the, my, sometimes I have problems with, um, those because I know they're not real. What do you mean? And my brain wants them to be real, but I'm like, that's, they're just gassing. No, dude. It's like, because it's hard to be like, no, this is, this is real. This is actually happening. They got footage of a T-Rae.

I don't know how to explain it, but the one, like, I only watched a quick segment of it, because you know how, like, Netflix will pop it up? Yes. You know how Netflix will auto start something, and you're just like... Yes, and you're like, wait, I'm not watching this. You stand there with your mouth open. So it played, like, three minutes of it, and it was, like, Morgan Freeman describing a dinosaur chasing a shark, and it's all, like, CGI, and I'm like, oh, that's got a guy's going to get that shark.

That's what it is. That's what it is. is. That was a lot of seed. That's what it is, dude. I'm really locked in. Does anybody watch that? How is that? I have not yet. Just seen the trailer. Little, like, pieces of the trailer, but

here in upstate New York, they've got the finger legs. Is it a series? Is it a multi-part series? Let's just jump to some random parts of the middle of it. Press did not be eaten by a dinosaur. Hello. These are eggs hatching. Oh, nice.

Framble dinosaur eggs. I thought that was you. I thought that was him, Freeman, yeah. That was me. All right, talk, Morgan. I am. It will take more than skills. Oh.

It will take a powerful ally itself. Jeff says it's worth it. Kobe Dent said it wasn't bad. All right. A million years later. Old a time. You got a good Morgan Freeman. In the far north of Panjia.

Batangia. Everything was connected. Our awakening. Uh-oh. See what I'm saying? I do like it. I do like that voice. Catch a vibe and then like just hang with it.

A series of volcanic eruptions is creating a catastrophe. Oh no, what's going to happen? Don't spoil it. Don't spoil it. One that will alter the fate of the dinosaurs. No, no, no. I've seen this series and we just, we did it like a week ago. Earl tells the family that probably all not going to make it.

Don't spoil what happens to the dinosaurs. I haven't watched it yet. Don't even spoil it. I like to watch those little, quick little videos of, like, things you thought. And it's like, you thought that these two dinosaurs were on the planet at the same time. Matter of fact, T-Rex never even saw a human or whatever. Yeah, they definitely did not.

Yeah, it's like, wait, what? Well, a space rock penetrated a residential rooftop. Nice. In Germany. Penetrating that rooftop. What took a day? Was it, was it? Okay, I guess I'm ruining my own joke here, but spoil it for me.

Was it a meteor or was it the freezing that killed the dinosaurs? What was it? Oh, I thought the meteor that hits creates the... Oh, that's what did it. All right. Yeah, it creates all the first... Meteors hit and then cloud cover stops. Yeah, I think it creates all like the volcanoes and that stuff, fiery stuff first,

and then it freezes everything and it's like... Yeah. ...permanent winter or whatever the hell. Well, the object blasted through a... Just a home in Germany. Scientists estimate the measure the meteor to be between 3 to 10 feet. Damn right. Excuse me, sorry.

Bless he was right. German officials reported structural damage to multiple buildings as it ripped through a bunch of stuff and fragments broke out. That sucks. Kind of as it entered the... Good luck getting your homeowner's insurance to cover that. Sure, a meteor. Okay. A literal act of God.

Okay, bud. Yeah, act of God. It's in there. It's in there. Duh. Dwinner's here. What's up, guys? much going on in the markets lately.

Nothing going on in our world. Nothing meltworthy. Pretty quiet, actually. Dollar Investment Club.com. You sign up, you find that money to pay to yourself 100 bucks, 200 bucks, whatever you can afford, and play the long game. Get in the market.

Lee takes care of the rest. Yeah, I guess we got to talk about, well... What a moron I am. I just bought a Tahoe. That's a good idea. Oh, I was telling it. I was like, he's got a new vehicle. Yeah.

That was great timing, huh? Yeah. Yeah, I just filled that up. We all need to go to bicycles for a little while. So we saw oil go over 100 a barrel, then come back to like 90. I don't know where it's at now. In the 80s, I think. So it's kind of going up and down.

I mean, it got to 119 Sunday night. Wow, okay. And that's when Iran appointed the sun as the new leader. So that's a hard line. They took that negative. And so down today because there's talk they may release oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserves. Sure, yeah.

Internationally and U.S. But that still only buys you a month or two. So this is really our attention is going to be on the straight of Hormuz. Yeah. Because that's 20% of all the world's oil. Yeah, it has to go through there. Yikes. There's supposedly maybe some mines in there now that people are afraid to take their ships through there.

That's terrifying. And the news you just don't know. But oil strikes, they do come and go at times. But typically, and I'm not going to, that they can be relatively quick. And so let's hope that that's the case here. Yeah, and the irony is that in America, we export more oil than we make. We have plenty of oil in this country, but the problem is that the market decides the price.

Right, and it's a global market. It's a global market. So if people are willing to pay $90 a barrel, someone in America is going to sell it for $90 a barrel. Right. And what's kind of interesting to me, and we've got to kind of follow this through, China buys a lot of oil from Venezuela, Iran, and Russia. Now, think about that. So this is all like, so when Washington meets with China in April,

that's probably going to be a pretty important meeting. Why are you affecting all of our oil? Right. But maybe that gives us a path to get out of this too. So we will watch and see on that. I certainly hope we do get out of this soon. Because it does it, it can affect the economy, obviously. So the CPI number just came out for February, like about five minutes ago,

and it shows inflation down to 2.4%. It just doesn't reflect anything that's had. This is February, right? Sure. So now that number really doesn't, it's going to be more important what we see for the March number next month. Yeah, I mean, that's the other irony is that the markets can be doing great, but that might not be reflected in people's personal spending or how they're living their lives. You said Oracle had a good earning?

Yeah, so Oracle had gone up over $300 a share, been cut in half, the old-fashioned way, like down. And so eyes were on that because it's really a leader in this whole AI buildout. And so the numbers are really good and stocks up as I drove in 10% this morning. And so I'm showing some life. And so I think the AI trade is still on and it's still good. It's frustrating because I think our economy in many ways is ready to bust out. but we had a government shutdown and then that slowed, you know, jobs report last week. And now you have these external events.

And it's like, I would just like to see this. Give us a little bit more. Show us what it's going to do. Right, exactly. I almost want to see what AI is going to be. Because it's in a historic buildout. It is. Something's happening.

It is a historic buildout. I just want to see what it's going to be. Show me what this is going to do. Yeah. So we can find out how to adapt inside of it and live with it. And I've read with, I think it was like 17 or only 17 or 18 percent. of companies are actually even adopted, even in this nascent early stage, right? So let's see where we can go.

I use it all the time for our business. Cody's not even in this room right now, for those of you just listening. Cody's been AI for six weeks. I'm on a beach. Yeah, Cody's not even in this room. So Dollar Investment Club, you sign up, you pay a bill to yourself. It's looking good. It's a long game.

It's a long game. I check. I'm okay. These shocks do provide opportunity. So, and, you know, there's always a bull market somewhere. So just to keep that in mind. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm not disappointed. I'm just saying it's a ride. Oh, and quickly, too. If you're for taxes this year, there's still some things you can do for 2025. Like what? Like add to the IRA. You can still do that up until April 15th. If you do a HSA, which is a savings account for health savings account, you can do that.

So there's still some last minute things you can do as you get ready to file. Uncle Sam. This is why Lee's in here. He knows. He knows all the tricks of the trail. Lee Bowlin. Dollar Investment Club.com. Thanks, Lee.

Thanks, guys. Well, as expected, a couple different spots reporting it. Breaking news as Syracuse is set to fire head coach Adrian Autry. ESPN reporting that as well as On3.com. Baltimore reports coming out of the... Which we expected to happen, unfortunately. As we sat earlier in the show, great dude. Just wasn't right for the job.

It happens. Nice guy. It happens. Well, you know. I felt it was strange, but I don't say poor Jim Beheim because he's doing just fine, but Jim Beehime was on the ACC network after that game yesterday. Do you see that? They kept cutting him in the stands.

Yeah, he's doing random little things still. So he's there because he broadcasts like one game a week type deal. So he's there. He'll probably be on a broadcast at some point. I don't know why he wasn't, when he does, he doesn't just choose Syracuse games. I don't think he's done one yet, but. Sources tell on three that Syracuse is expected to hire men's basketball coach Adrian Autry. Autry who replaced Jim Beheim, you know that.

They will now begin the search of their next head coach in hopes of returning the orange to national prominence. Although John Wildhack is out too, so we'll see. We'll see what happens, man. Yeah. Oh, well. Great, fella. I wish him the best. This wasn't a match for Red.

Yep. You need a little more, get a little more energy. Mm-hmm. You know. Great assistant coach just wasn't right for the head coaching job. That happens, you know. Well, coming off the lead ball and second, first AI coach in college basketball.

Can we get a little computer over there and people like say, we get, watch this game and tell us what to do. Late 80s Jim Beehime hologram, but with like chat GPT and AI thing. So it's not really, Jim. It's just the appearance of him. I joke, but that's not an impossible thing to achieve. No.

You could train an AI model to watch a live basketball game and adjust on the fly. It's the next level of analytics. And it's just happening in place. It is absolutely the next level of analytics because it'll be guys on the sidelines with tablets being like, okay, on third and four for the last three times we've had third and four this game. We've done a run, a run, and a pass, a gain of six, four. And they'll be like, okay, based on all that, what do we do? And it's going to be.

And it's going to be real time. Yes. And they're going to be like number 15 keeps going from shots from this position. So move this person to this person. Absolutely. Wow. I just blew my own mind thinking about AI coaches. It really could.

I think that a, trying to think of what would be first, baseball maybe. Because I truly believe that AI can replace all CEOs. That's not me being, you know, working class hippie-dippy. I think CEOs are mostly useless and they could be replaced by AI. Yeah. Yeah. And you could free up about. tens of millions of dollars for your corporation to have a CEO.

Can I have a little bit of that? A little bit. Just a little bit. But yeah, that's interesting to see where we'll go from here because now this random, whatever, the media from around here, if they get a hold of Jerry,

he's got other things to do right now. Don't talk to Jerry about this right now. Jerry is busy with his Sienna, Wolfhounds, whatever the hell they are. Sienna, St. Bernard. The Sienna barrel of booze. You don't bother Jerry with this right now. He's focused on his teams.

Okay? He's going to do good things with Sienna. GMA is busy. Don't bother him. Media. I just, it's going to be... Jew Sports Talk. Don't try getting GMA on the line today.

It's going to be two hours of who. But now who? Now let's argue with these random guys and none of them be able to agree because everybody is a... I've already said, combo position, athletic director, head coach Adam Weissman.

I mean... Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's what the comments on Facebook tell me. So that's who we're going to go with, all right? Done. What was it? You've been to the senators the last, like, two times out of the last three.

You can, though. Wait, didn't we do Canadians in Ottawa? Do you want to do the other game? Capitals and Flyers? It doesn't matter. Anything is fine. We haven't been the Capitals of the Flyers yet, have we? I was to say that we could do randoms, but no, we have not been capitals or flyers.

All right, heads on the Capitals, tails on the Flyers. I think the Flyers suck. Good, because I'm the Capitals. Oh, no. No, they're okay. No, they're okay. You're the Flyers. You still get O'Vachin.

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