The Show - KNICKS IN FIVE

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

It was the season finale of sports this weekend with the Knicks & Hurricane’s both winning their golden championship belts trophies! It’s crunch time for Josh’s oldest as we are ...a week out from their road test. A whole Debbie Downer segment recounts so many deaths over the weekend. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Monday, Rubber baby, buggy, bumbers, rubber. Buggy bumper.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Rubber baby. Buggy bumpers. Or baby buggy bumper. June 15th, 2006 year, Barlow. Regents week, bud? Still? Well, like I told you, it's been spread out. We got some regular days this week.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Then we got some regents tests. Then we got Friday off. But don't worry. They got to go back after June June 10th. Don't worry about that. A couple random days that meant nothing. Yep. So weird.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Yep. I would not. It's fine. You got to get that 180 and I get it. It's one of the ones. Where I wouldn't blame a parent for, you can stay home. But you also got to look at the other side of the coin. There are plenty of kids in our community who would rather be at school than be home.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Well, yes. But, no. We're done. That's it. Everybody go home. It's swimming time. What a weekend? Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:01:49 So much to unpack. That's all. Bye. Okay, bye. That's a good one. Lots to talk about. We'll start at Friday. Well, I'm not going to do it here, but got the porch finally set up, got that all cleaned up, had my first night out by the fire on Friday.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Life altering. Life altering. Loved it. And then Coco goes and gets a tattoo on Friday. We'll tell you about that. Yep. Your New York Knickerbockers won a championship Saturday night. They want a little title action.
Starting point is 00:02:31 We'll get into all of that. You're a Carolina Hurricanes won a Stanley Cup last night. Yeah, that was anti-comactic. For us, because we're still in our series. Neither of us have won anything. No, nobody's a champion yet. We have to keep playing our games until someone's a champion. Nobody's a champion yet.
Starting point is 00:02:50 I spent Saturday at Pride downtown in the Inner Harbor. That was nice. We knew it. We knew it. We always knew that. We always knew that. Yesterday was just a lot of around the house stuff. You went up to a Verona. So much to tell you guys about. The rings all started. So much to tell you guys about. Yeah, we got champions. Big Bang, NHL ended last night.
Starting point is 00:03:12 I didn't watch it. I did stay up for the Knicks Saturday night, though. Yeah. I did stay up late for that. You got to watch the Knicks. That's worth it. Oh, yeah. Good morning. This is K. Like our weekend was so dope that I can just break it up into chunks.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Let's start with Friday, all right? Chooch broke his up into chunks, too. If you're not in chat, you're missing a whole lot of drama from Chooch, who had a very crappy round of golf this weekend. His joke, not mine. Thank you, Callie for 24 months. Thank you, Muddy Gator. For 53 months up in Twitch, we appreciate you guys, all the links at the show.fm.
Starting point is 00:03:48 So let's start with Friday. We wrap up here. We hang out with you, Dopes. And Cody goes over. and gets another tattoo. Was this your longest session ever? You sent me a photo like three hours after. I think it was probably the longest.
Starting point is 00:04:03 The Brody Lee and or the Jughead tattoo took a while, but not, this was, this was big and detailed. Yeah. Like he took out the initial design and went, oh, is I too big? And I went, nah, let's do it. Let's do it, Ron?
Starting point is 00:04:18 It's way bigger. Show the people in the stream right now. It's way. It's way bigger than I think. thought it was going to be, and I think it's hilarious. Look at that. Aw, cute little Elsa. So those of you just listening.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Like, it's huge. Cody, Cody's mom took a, for, okay, let's go all the back. Cody's dog Elsa has resting bitch face. Cody's dog Elsa is not impressed by any of you, him, or anybody else. No. So her face is very stoic. As a joke, your mother put her into a princess costume. Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Use an AI or whatever. Yeah. And then offered to get it. tattooed on you and pay for half of it. Yep. That happened on Friday. Kevin did this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Over at Origins and Inc. He shaved a crazy. It's huge. It's about, it's bigger than my hand probably. Yeah, it's my whole man, boob. Yeah, did you show, also?
Starting point is 00:05:07 What does she think about it? I tried. She doesn't care. Yeah, yeah. What does she care? Like, what is it? I got nothing from me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:13 So, uh, it's very detailed for those you listening. And, uh, I told Cody, he's screwed now. Yeah. Because you can't let your chest hair grow back and cover that up now.
Starting point is 00:05:22 It already is. It already is after like two days. Yeah. It's like this Seinfeld gift. And then what happened? You were out in the sun and it was burning? Well, just, even for, because it was so hot, even for two seconds, I faced the sun, which do not do. So I wasn't doing it for any extended period of time.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Right. Even just for a second, it would just be like, it felt, the only thing I could think of was that Vegas heat. Yeah. That's what it felt like on my chest. And I went, oh, don't do that. So I made sure I kept it nice. And for those of you that don't, who've never had a tattoo, they feel like you've got a sunburn after the fact. So you go home and your skin feels like a sun, like a bad sunburn.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Yep. So to have the sun hit the sunburn area. Yep. Very painful. Very painful. But I still wanted to like go on the pool. So I was just doing like the almost alligator up. I was just lowering myself down.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Yep. Don't go in the water with that. That's not one of the rules. Oh, you mean like after the Ninja Turtles one where I immediately went to enchanted forest? Oh, yeah. It's all right. That worked out, though. No, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Sister's right. Dye that patch of hair white. Because her hair is white. It's already getting there when I shaved off my, you know, the booby thing because I was like, I don't know if Kevin has a hedge clippers. It was nice. You brought your own tremors, buddy. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:06:43 There was a lot of white and gray in there. Oh, boy. We're getting up there, man. We're nearing the end of our lives. What's it? So you're getting. tattooed. I'm at home getting my porch set up. I got all my stuff out, my porch chairs. The very revolutionary 3D printed.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Yeah, shout out Liglily. I worked on that. So I, the, two summers ago, my porch swing flew over the railing or banished or whatever. The wind picked it up and threw it over. I have since used tie-down straps to attach my port swing to my porch. So that doesn't happen again. But when it did, it broke the brackets. and they don't make my brackets anymore. So I took the broken ones, gave him to LaGWilly. And he scanned him and 3D printed me some. Very weird. We're in the future.
Starting point is 00:07:35 So cool. So I attached all those Friday. I went home. Those worked awesome. I mean, I cut my hands several times because I'm not a... I got a gash on my knuckle too. How'd you do that? Opening my mom's front door.
Starting point is 00:07:48 If you do it a certain way, you slash off almost in your... entire part of your knuckle. That sucks. That sucks. That's okay. I already told them. Lawsuits pending. Lawsuits pending. Okay. Take you for all your worth. So I got that all set up. Then I had my first camp, my first little fire of the summer. A little dog walker
Starting point is 00:08:09 pre-roll on the porch. Good time for it. Watching USA. Padagway, baby. I don't want to get hopes up. You like them? You know they look good? They look good. I guess I don't know what a good soccer team. team looks like. Like they started out hot.
Starting point is 00:08:33 And Polisic's hurt again. And I was like, oh, wow, they scored already. And then they scored again, but they waved that one off. But they just kept scoring on Paraguay. Madagua. They're often very good. But Christian made a glass ballisic. Good God, bro.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Yeah. If he didn't get hurt all the time, he would be one of the best players in the world. Easily. And we might be unstoppable. So that was a nice Friday night, bud. Nice Friday. That was great. That's just Friday.
Starting point is 00:09:00 That's just, oh, we haven't gotten a Saturday yet, Buzz. New week, new you. Oh. New week, new you. Oh. To write all of our wrongs, okay? We're going to get a haircut? Yes, I'm going to get all of our hairs cut.
Starting point is 00:09:10 I don't, I reshaved my head. Nice. I did my Sunday scrub down yesterday, shaved all my head. Love it. Yeah, I got to get a haircut myself. Thomas, my, my deep clean on my face, trim the beard. I was good. Thank you, Scott.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Until this morning, I gave myself my accidental first, um, lufa wipe through on accident oh because over the tattoo coincidentally I never realized it
Starting point is 00:09:37 my boobie is the first place I go to start washing like I get all right around and I immediately I guess go right here and under arm and then right here and underarm so I guess my right boobie
Starting point is 00:09:49 is where I start washing because I keep trying to yeah over and over in this morning you gotta mentally stop yourself this morning I did it and it was yeah I started the pits I guess
Starting point is 00:09:58 I started pits, butt balls back. Yeah. Legs. Work your way down. Good. All right. Yeah, Sugar Ray Leonard was in town over the weekend. I'm looking at this.
Starting point is 00:10:09 I don't think that's taking advantage enough of the fact that we get, we've had the biggest boxers in the history of everything ever. In Canastota, New York. Yeah, I know. It's, it is pretty cool. And then we let people like, super salad just walk next to him. I know. because he's a good bodyguard.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Yeah, he's a good bodyguard. I went out there expecting to hear some music when I saw Sugar Ray. It was actually the boxer. Did he name himself after the band? Is that what happened? I think that's what it is. I think he saw. Mark McGrath said you want a name.
Starting point is 00:10:43 How about your Sugar Ray Leonard? They were having a drink one night. And he was like, man, I really dig your guys' sound on my boxer. I just can't get through. What's your name? Stevie Leonard. Oh, now, you should be Sugar Ray. Listen, why don't she just...
Starting point is 00:10:57 When it's over. That's the song he plays every knocks a guy out. Again. Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my boyfriend's for post-band. Right, is that the song? I don't know. We got... He flies.
Starting point is 00:11:16 He does. We got scorched so pissed off at us on my, like, 15th birthday because we kept calling in here to play RPM and he wouldn't. Oh, I do love that song. You guys to stop calling. and you're really pissing me off. You were stocked. You were loading up his phones.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yeah. He was trying to do scorch things and you were clogging up his lines. Well, you're like, if you play it, we'll stop. I can't do that. I can't just do that. Why couldn't you play RPM? I mean, you just wouldn't? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:41 No. Or it wasn't, they didn't have the, back then. Who knows? Probably had to have the CD or something. I don't have the CD. I had the compact disc. I don't have the eight track to play for your brother. Call the booty on duty later on today.
Starting point is 00:11:51 All right. All right to back to this. What meat am I slapping? What is this? If you said thigh meat, you're right. Well, happy belated birthday. Thank you. Go, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Text line, did Josh say he washes his ass and balls first? No, you said pits first. Pits first, but then I go like the balls and ass off. Then you go down, yeah, I work way down. Yeah, I work my way down. I get, I want the most soap on the most toxic areas, if that makes sense. I get it. I want to attack the most gamey areas first, so I'm going to attack the pits.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Crack balls. And then you're good. All of that. Yeah, Sugar Ray was in towns. That's cool. Anybody get out there to the Hall of Fame? I just saw the end of everything where they were taking stuff down. I didn't know if that was the start or not, but I guess on a Sunday it was just the end.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Yeah, good for them. But it's always a big deal. That little thing when you get off that exit there. It was packed with vendors and stuff. Yeah. I don't know. They didn't ask me to spar with them or nothing. Freed, I guess.
Starting point is 00:12:50 How old is Sugar Ray Leonard? 70? Sugar Ray Leonard is currently... 70, you're right? Yeah, yeah. Looks great, handsome, man. Oh, I bet he would still knock me to hell out. Oh, my God, he would knock me out of me.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Absolutely, he could still lay both of us out easily. Well, I mean, you didn't think when he wasn't even doing it, and when Sergeant Slaughter squeezed just a little bit, it was like, this guy could probably really... Dude, Sergeant Slaughter could have put us both to sleep. Yeah. If you guys don't know, we had a big... wrestling weekend. We talked about a million times.
Starting point is 00:13:23 But Sergeant Slaughter, put us in the camel clutch. Not the camel clutch, the cobra clutch. Yep. Put it both. And we didn't even ask for it. No. We were like, we get a photo and he's like he puts us both in the cobra clutch. And this is a man in his 70s. And he just squeezed the littlest bit.
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Starting point is 00:15:29 Thank you, Susan. 81 month sub by Susan. Thank you so much to the show.com for all the links. Yeah, we will be out at Lock One Distilling next Saturday, June 27th for the masturbators classic, as we are fishing for fun. Bring out the kids, bring out the family, drop a line. Come on, come out and fish with us. Catch a big fat river pig.
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Starting point is 00:16:14 This past Saturday, top Saturday. Top Saturday? Well, it concluded with my Knicks winning a national championship. I'm a new Knicks fan. I know that, but I'm going to refer to. further than is my next. We'll get into that. But fun morning.
Starting point is 00:16:27 I went out to Pride, the parade and festival over there at the Inner Harbor. That was a fun, good vibe morning. Yeah, but most importantly, though, they have, like, food at that? Yeah, they had everything. They had everything. The first few that I went to was they were still new, so they didn't have stuff like that. They had all the food trucks, all your favorites. Mon Paws were there.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Mon Paz have Spud Shack, too, which are fries. Yeah, yeah. Kids got fries. Yep. Did, uh, they'd lemonade. They had Viannapolis was out there with the truck. I could eat a pizza, pizza. Dude, it was a fun, it was a fun little parade.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Although, come on, city of Syracuse. You couldn't run a lawnmower along the parade route? Like, the grass was like almost knee high in spots. Knee high by the further Delano? Like, you can't run a lawnmower? Like, you knew the parade was coming. No, they were busy. It was something like 20,000 people at this thing.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Not filling a pothole. I was upset about that. Like, you couldn't run, uh, you couldn't run, uh, you couldn't run a lawnmower through here? But good news for me, if this whole heterosexual thing doesn't work out. I think the bears were into me. We're standing on the parade route. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:32 For those of you are not familiar with bears, bears are gay gentlemen, who are bearded, a little bigger, hairier. Coco would be a, coco's more of a cub, more of an otter. Yeah, I get, I get a... You get a cub otter situation. You want a confidence boost. Go to anything pride-related. And I'm standing there with,
Starting point is 00:17:50 my wife and the bears walked directly at me and handed me a flyer and I'm like sorry fellas it's my wife my wife's like I think they they think I think they want you to join so that's good news for me hey goodness if this heterosexual thing doesn't work out saying you got options walked around a lot of fun our friends of whittie wicks were over there got some socks over at the wittywicks booth it was a nice awesome it was a nice Saturday and I get home your boys got to eat Well, I mean, you're not insane. Got to have a little snack. I'm telling you, the worst thing that's ever happened to me is Angry Pig Barbecue opening in my town.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Yeah, it's close. It's a problem. It's the closest restaurant to my house. Oh, really? Oh, wow. Then that's even more dangerous. There's no closer facility to my house. Hell yeah, then.
Starting point is 00:18:38 So we're sitting around. And the kids throw out the what's for dinner. And I'm like, I don't want to cook. I've been out all day. I was out in the sun all day. they're walking around. Is that how about that goes? So I think they knew I could be easily convinced to get a little takeout.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Yeah. They're standing there and I go, all right, just pick something out from Angry Pig. Bro. It's going to be a problem this summer because I'm addicted to that brisket over there. I'm addicted to it. I'm addicted to it. I spend the morning at pride. I spend the evening putting meats in my mouth.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Quote it. Nothing to surprise anybody there. Interchangeable, really, for you. Dude, I got the brisket sand. No, what I get this time, the brisket cheese steak. Oh, okay. You got to try this thing, dude. Brisket steak, interesting.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Wife got the brisket sandwich. Okay. Kids did mac and cheese fries. Oh, my goodness, dude. Mac and cheese fries? I'm sorry, two separate things. Mac and cheese and fries. And they do tots, and they did something like an onion straw or something that my kid got.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Like fried piece. Oh, I'm not making this a commercial. of our angry pig. I'm just saying, I don't know. I eat some bomb-ass barbecue Saturday night. I have yet to try him still. I'm going to have to maybe we can convince them to open up a little early for... We can get over there. Are the masturbator's a classic?
Starting point is 00:19:59 Then I go back out on my porch. So I've had a whole... I've had a day of uplifting vibes. I get a belly base full of food. Head out to the porch. Have a little pre-roll and watch the New York Knicks. Five seconds remaining. Fox to Wendy. Wemby tries a three, puts it up, off the mark,
Starting point is 00:20:18 Anambe to rebound. It's over, it's over. Nick fans, this is not a dream. Your long, long wait has ended. Go ahead and cry after 53 years. The Knicks are finally NBA champions once again. How'd you feel about that? That was a good game.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Yeah? No, it was a good series. If the Spurs had any veteran leadership, they would have been fine. But they have no veterans to, steer the ship or write the ship when it's going wrong at all. So they had nobody to lean on when things were getting tough. And Deerrin Fox had probably a couple of the worst games I've ever seen anybody play ever in the history of basketball.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Oh, really? Including that mistake at the end of whatever game where they won the game. And all they did do is dribble out. And he decided to go to try to get fouled for whatever reason. Like those are some of the worst games ever seen anybody play. Some definite mistakes for me. And they countered it with Jalen Brunson playing some of the best. games anybody's ever seen.
Starting point is 00:21:18 So when you add all that in, man, you end up with a championship for the Knicks. What a cool tie-in to Central New York, too, is Jalen Brunson. I didn't know he was here until he was like 14. I didn't know that. His dad is from here. They grew up here for a while. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:32 I also didn't know that most of that team played together at Villanova. Yeah, a bunch of them went to Nova, Hart and him and Bridges. Yeah, so that was really cool. And I think they had a couple other guys. They had that DeVincenzo for a minute. I think he was on the Knicks. He was also over there.
Starting point is 00:21:47 So there were a bunch of Nova guys from the last few. So that was fun, man. I just enjoyed watching that. Yeah, it was cool. As a new Knicks fan, that was exciting. The number one song, the last time the New York Knicks won a championship. Begay-Digate. 19703.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Tony Orlando and Don, baby. This is what our moms liked. And what's funny... They bopped to this. What's funny is that our parents' parents were like, Turn this racket down! Yeah, what is it? Rock and Roll!
Starting point is 00:22:32 Tony Orlando, what type of name is that? That's the last name of a city scoundrel. This is Devil Music. Turn it down. Katie, the number one song right now was Hate That I Made You Love Me by Ariana Grande. I don't know that one. I don't know that one.
Starting point is 00:22:46 What a matchup. It was fun. It was a fun Saturday, man. No, that was cool. That's it. Also, that's what Wemby lesson learned. Don't talk all that weird trash that you were trying to hide. That obviously is going to get picked up because you're in front of a bajillion people.
Starting point is 00:23:03 What? He did a lot of trash talk in the series. He did. And when they weren't in position to be trash talking. He did. Yes, you're up 30, but you were still down in the series. The game wasn't over. Things like that.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Come back to bite you. you're in the ass. And then why was he all pissy at the end when he did that? Did you see that? Did you see that? You'll see it. Yeah, he was, well, he was probably angry that all his trash talking was backfiring. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:27 And then he kept having little run-ins with the guy that we keep seeing in the game. I'm like, why is his hair gray? That guy used to be on the spurs. And he kept having run-ins with him on the Knicks. And so it was kind of little like that. And he was also taking a shot, I think, because he said he was mad that in a hundred, it's another hundred or so games. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Before he can get back there. He's also like, see you never. See you never, yeah, because it's so long. Enjoy it's the only time you're ever going to win one. Or that's, I don't think it's true at all for the Knicks. I think they could go on a solid run, especially if they get a couple other little pieces, just kind of like add in type deal.
Starting point is 00:24:05 They've already got a solid-ass team. So as long as nobody pieces out because they think they're a superstar and want to go get more money somewhere else, they could run it back. Pudgie's wife said, did anybody else think it was funny when they booed Adam Silver and NBA commissioner. Did they?
Starting point is 00:24:18 They always booed the commissioners, though. No, I love that. That's funny. That is just funny. He actually, they kind of do it more in jest with him. Well, they'll boo him. Yeah. Roger Gadell.
Starting point is 00:24:30 They hate Roger Gadell. And he tries to play it like, Oh, we're having fun. That's all you got. Come on. We're having a good time. All right. So shout out next, man.
Starting point is 00:24:41 That was fun. That was awesome. That was cool. They got a bunch of cool merch, too. They have that Dan Housin shirt that drive. Is that going to be through Nix or WV? W.W.E was posting it, but it looks like it was an NBA shirt. Because that's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:24:53 They have to do some type of collab. I don't know how they get away with that. Either way, it's going to be $70, I'm sure. Yeah. I hope he's stashing his money away, man. Dan Housen is getting paid right now. It's crazy. Don't go buying big expensive things, Donner, Dan Housin.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Stay right there, put it all away for now. Nick's Housen for the win. And they're going to clinch it appropriately with a total team effort and a shutout. This weekend was like the season finale of sports. Like all the sports wrapped up their seasons. Yeah, it really was. Congratulations, Carolina
Starting point is 00:25:33 Hurricanes, winning the Stanley Cup. The last time it got Stanley Cup was thanks to something, Oswego, Somerton area, native Eric Cole. I don't know where he's from exactly. But that's how, and then he got a sub up at a sub shop because he was on the Hurricanes? The Oswego area or wherever.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Eric Cole's from. Yep. The Eric Cole sub, and they still, I can't remember, they used to have his jersey up there too. So Katie, with a great question. Did the players kiss? I don't think they did. Oh, I bet they did. Is that the big finale?
Starting point is 00:26:03 Like, you build the romantic tension all season and then for the finale, they finally kiss? Or they shoot David Caruso and you think David Caruso's dead because he was killed and you go, David Caruso's dead. And that's the end of CSI Miami season. And then next season, you find out he was undercover. Yeah! Because he wants to find who's been selling these drugs to these damn kids. The ratio's alive.
Starting point is 00:26:32 I don't... Sorry if I spoiled CSI Miami from 2006. Where are we? Yeah. David Caruso, he goes to the airport and he's standing right there on the tarmac. And you hear a shot ring out and he drops to the ground. And then next season, the criminals are taking... credit for killing Horatio, and they didn't really kill Horatio.
Starting point is 00:26:54 They just stumbled upon what they thought was his dead body, and they tried to take credit for it, but he stepped in the fake blood, and that blood transferred, and they go, well, where's Horatio's body? And then one of the other detectives has to say, Horatio's still alive. Give me a weed drug. Good night, everybody. Give me your weed drug. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:27:19 I'm just bringing up CSI, Miami's finalities. I've never seen what. It's the best CSI, and I'll go on record. I will tell you right now, CSA. Miami's better than CSI, New York. I've never seen any of them. I love him. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I don't know any. That's a long order, all that. Isn't David Caruso a dick in real life is what I've heard? Is he really a dick? I don't even know. I don't even know. I know he doesn't act anymore. No.
Starting point is 00:27:42 But maybe. He just did that. Those were never my jam. They were all always on during wrestling. Because I know the other CSI. Is that CSI Mariska Hergaday and all them? They were at the Knicks game. That's a CSI they're on?
Starting point is 00:27:55 Yep, her and what's his nuts? Christopher Maloney, is that I say his name? You're going to fumble your sweaters? Yeah, that's a guy. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:28:03 She's SVU, sorry, my name. Yeah. Too many letters. There's just 80 of them. Oh, congratulations to all the teams that won this weekend. Well, and the friends we made along the way. And the beards that so many of them can shave off now
Starting point is 00:28:17 because it's so funny to see some of them that just, he's his camp. Yeah. I don't know anything about UFC, but you're all saying UFC was good last night, so cool. Congratulations. No, not a UFC fella. I don't know any of the fighters, but y'all said you won some money and the fight was good, so cool.
Starting point is 00:28:35 I think Dana White's a huge chode. Well, Cody, optimism is the remedy for dementia they're finding, which is bad news for me. Oh, okay. Study out of Harvard found that older adults with more optimistic outlooks have a 50,000, 15% lower risk of developing dementia later in life. Study led by Harvard followed more than 9,000 Americans age 70 and older. Okay. And if you're optimistic, something's going on in your brain that helps fight off the dementia.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Optimistic about what? Just life. You go through life more optimistic. Not a fuddy-duddy. Yeah, no. Okay. That's just a weird... I would think it's because you're doing...
Starting point is 00:29:22 Think happy thoughts. Oh, and Smith, you want to... is race at Fulton Speedway Saturday night. Congratulations. That's most important. They say that doesn't prevent dementia, but it helps reduce it. I'm just really optimistic that medical science is going to figure out whatever I'm doing to my body right now. They'll have a way to reverse it because otherwise.
Starting point is 00:29:45 No, I like all the advancements. They're making in CETE, so that'll be great. Are they making advancements? I don't know. I hope so. That'd be nice. I hope so. I find.
Starting point is 00:29:54 I've done smashing myself in the head too many times. Yeah, whatever I've done to the nerves in my brain. I hope they find a way to reconnect all of that. Right. When the time comes and I just start going crazy and I'm talking to animals. Can you reverse the blasts of sheetrock? We took, that was our weapon of choice. And your wrestling matches.
Starting point is 00:30:15 She rock because it looked the coolest. Mm-hmm. People are realizing that optimism is not just a personality trait you're born with. That can be strengthened through mental. exercises and therapy and having a more positive outlook could be projecting your brain health. All right. No, I get it. That's good.
Starting point is 00:30:33 You do see those people that are real positive and optimistic and all that. And they live to be 100. You don't see a lot of negative, miserable people living into old age. So there's got to be some science to that. You'll every once in a while see just a real curmudgeon who's in his 90s, but it's rare. It's rare. I want to die. Take me off this planet right now.
Starting point is 00:30:54 language what are you listening to in there unreal no you can't swear i didn't you i don't know you heard they blink it out josh i heard him say an MFer in that song no i know it wasn't even i don't know your ears just gold to that i guess that's on you how did you buy that with the parental warning on it you did i stole it and that's the truth he said trucker mom he's my he's saying my mom he's saying my mother is a trucker. He's a proud of her her vocation.
Starting point is 00:31:37 She works hard. He's giving her props on the album. He loves his mom. Duh. I guess I'll never give you props on the album. Wow. Mom. I'm a rapper. When I finally break, when my mixtape drops and I give you a shout out, I don't want to hear about it then. Too bad, sir.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Happy Monday, everybody. Thank you for tuning in. Let's not forget. Next Saturday is our fishing tournament. The Masturbators classic at Lock One Distilling in Phoenix. It is a free fishing. weekend in the state of New York, so you don't got to have a license or anything. Just come on down. Just go out there. Drop a line, catch a lunker, win some prizes.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Catch your special lady, a delicious baths. Everything about that? Well, you be thankful that you weren't fishing off Nantucket South Shore in Massachusetts this weekend. I'm always thankful. I'm not fishing off the Nantucket South Shore. As this fisherman reeled in a great white shark.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Nope. Goodbye. This shark, it's a little white, Yeah, yeah, it's right. Wow, that's sick. The biggest. Wow. Get the hook out of him. Yeah, no thanks.
Starting point is 00:32:39 No. That's Cody's nightmare. I throw my whole rod into the water. Goodbye. That fish lives with a hook permanently attached to its mouth. You're swimming around the ocean with a fishing pole forever now, bud. That, I throw my tackle box at it. No!
Starting point is 00:32:52 He throws car keys. Yep. Throw my phone. You went, I don't want anything. Dun, done. Dad, I think I knew that same man from Antuckett. Hey! Hey!
Starting point is 00:33:01 Uh-uh. Not in my house. Wow, we're getting a lot of trouble this morning. There are no men from Nantucket here. Nobody has a thing with a thing. Uh-uh. You can get all of our live streams, podcast, Discord server, everything at the show.com.1 site to catch all of our links.
Starting point is 00:33:21 And you can get the show on demand right there, or wherever you download your favorite podcasts. Oh, okay, I will. It's Crunch week, dude. Crunch week? It's crunch week. Well, it's crunch week. we are one week away from the oldest driving tests
Starting point is 00:33:34 next Monday where is it going to be at it's going to be in Fulton and here's the thing yeah we're going we live in Fulton but I guess I can't be caught driving the driving course or whatever that stupid rule is
Starting point is 00:33:49 you don't need it we don't need it no but what I'm saying Crunch Week all this is an amazing driver yeah all the credit we just have to really dial in on parallel parking this week Yeah. How would that go?
Starting point is 00:34:02 For those of you with teens, they're still doing that in the test, obviously, right? I still, I had to start, but again, mine was the exception to the rule, but. Yeah. And again, you started with the parallel parking? No, no. Remember, my guy was so busy to go, then he saw it was a good driver, so he saw a spot to start to parallel park. And as I halfway, I was halfway into parallel parking, and he goes, you could three-point turn right out of this, couldn't you? And I went, yeah, he goes, do that.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Let's get out of here. I went, oh, all right, cool. And I did it, and I was like, I thought I did something. And we went back and was done. Now, it was like, you're fine. You know how to do this. You're good. To my credit, I'm a phenomenal parallel parker.
Starting point is 00:34:43 I'm really good at parallel parking. Yeah. And I was taught by my stepfather, who was very set in his ways on the way to do things. But to his credit, he taught me out of parallel park very well. Yeah, that door handle thing. Yeah, I'm trying to use that same technique to teach. the oldest. The problem is is when you have a child
Starting point is 00:35:03 they have your DNA and you're going to butt heads a lot because it's like a little mini version of you a lot of times and they have your similar temperament. Yep. Well, it's one of those where they have to just you have to do it. You gotta do it. If you don't, then you can't drive.
Starting point is 00:35:19 There's no... I'm like, this is what to take you. This is what I've been saying. There's no... Whenever a fight breaks out, I'm saying I want you to pass this test. Sometimes there's workarounds for things. This is Not one of them. I'm trying to help you so that you can pass this test. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:34 I think the best, maybe the best course is to just do the, can you just do like the orange cones in the driveway for a little while? No, because I, my, and we did it at the Lowe's parking lot last week. I found just some random car that was out in the middle of the parking lot.
Starting point is 00:35:46 We practiced. Yeah. Because my technique, you need to see the mirror. That's also true. And I need to see the trunk. Like, so the cones wouldn't work.
Starting point is 00:35:55 I need another vehicle there. So I think what we're going to do is go to my in-laws and just set up one of their cars and just practice this week. Yep. Because that's the last... Or... That's the last step. You know what you got to do.
Starting point is 00:36:05 What? You take the K-Rot truck home. That way, if they'd hit it. Or, you know what I mean? If they just, like, bump it a little? Yeah. I mean... We've got my father-in-law's truck is old enough that they wouldn't care, but I would
Starting point is 00:36:18 rather they don't hit it. Wow, yes. And they're, they're good enough, like, the things that I'm really focusing on right now. Speed. Oh, and to quote my wife, they learned it from watching you. And I know. I like to zip around like a little bug too sometimes. And I said, so like the hardest part for me to get across right now is when you get to that speed limit sign, you have to be going that speed.
Starting point is 00:36:41 There's no like, an officer's not going to be like, oh, yeah, there's a gradual decline, meaning if they're going 45. Yeah. And then the sign hits 30 and they're still going like 42, 40. I'm like, but there's no grace period here. No, you might get a guy that can be like, well, you know, I just, I saw that you were. were slowing down, but you still didn't. So yeah, you got to be careful. Because again, there's certain things.
Starting point is 00:37:05 There's workarounds for a lot of things. Driving, there's no workarounds. You have to do what you're, yeah. And I'm like, just so you know, you would have failed your test right here because you were going too fast. When we got into this speed zone, you were going too fast. Yep. I know.
Starting point is 00:37:19 And that's a, and it's also one of those. That's what teens are. I know. They know everything. Because you don't realize it until now I'm my age where I didn't realize the things that like Frank was telling me when he saw me how to drive of like he could turn. And I'd be like, that's so cool. You can just look out the window.
Starting point is 00:37:35 And he goes, I've been driving for 40 years. I can look at something out the side of the window for many. You can't. Your eye stay directly ahead. And I'm like, hey, I'm, I'm such a dad with this argument because we get in the car. And the car gets turned on. They're just looking for the perfect song. And they're just going through their playlist.
Starting point is 00:37:54 And I go, hey, can we focus less on the soundtrack and more on the drive? No, it's, can we just focus on the driving part? Because they will fail real quick. I know tons of people that were, they were just like, oh, and fail. Well, why? You swerved a little spit. So I'm like, I'm trying to break that habit. I'm also, we're working on that.
Starting point is 00:38:14 When you come to a stop sign, you got to stop at the stop sign. You can't just like, I'm not, I California, right. I know. But it's also. You pass a test. You don't. Just stop. I want you to pass, bud.
Starting point is 00:38:28 I'm trying. Yeah. I got a week here to get all these things dialed in. And also, they got to learn because, yes, to pass. But also, now it's monies. You get in trouble, it's a ticket. Thank you. Like, it's monies.
Starting point is 00:38:46 It's not just, hey. Yeah. Yeah. Careful now. We're not kids anymore. Now it's real human monies. Yeah. This is what I'm like, I'm like trying to explain.
Starting point is 00:38:57 and why do you always yell at me? First of all, I'm not yelling. If I see it in the Low's parking lot, almost pulled out in front of a car. So I go, whoa! And I, you know, grab the wheel. What are you going to yell? Because I just got kicked off my insurance.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Yes, you got to. I can't get in another accident, bud. Because, yes, and then if that happens, guess who doesn't get to drive no matter how good they pass. So. Bealanche says my son got his license last Wednesday. Congratulations. Bring him to the school afterwards. Yeah, we're, we've, we've,
Starting point is 00:39:27 done. They're a great driver. That's not the issue. It's just these couple little things we've got to dial in this week. Driver's Ed will help them too. We didn't, we're not doing Drivers'od. We didn't do drivers' Ed. No, do it after. Oh, you make aft, what do you mean? I, I, I didn't. You already had your license?
Starting point is 00:39:43 Yeah, you can do it after. It just gets you certain things. Like, do you do that and then I could drive after, no, whatever. I know what you're saying. Those extra, well, yeah, I don't know you're saying. I mean, it sucks and it's boring, but it's worth it. Yeah, it's stuff we got to dial it in. We're going to dial it in. Stop sign, parallel parking,
Starting point is 00:40:04 speeds. Those are my top three. Otherwise, flawless driver. Great job. Because again, it's not just because you're saying it. It's because you need to do it to pass. Yeah, you want this. We can't help you. There's nobody that can help you. If you fail, you fail. And then once you're out there driving,
Starting point is 00:40:21 if you get a ticket, that's actual money that has to be paid. Yeah. That you don't got. Yeah, I was going to say that... You ain't got that money. Yeah, blind spots.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Can you... What's the rule right now? Because when we were driving, we would do that look over our shoulder for blind spots, but I've also heard that's not allowed anymore. You know what I'm saying? Oh, really? You're only supposed to use the mirrors, right?
Starting point is 00:40:45 I think you're only supposed to use the mirrors. Can everybody tell me that? Well, that's how I learned that when I did that weird defensive driving class, where you bend the mirrors out at a certain angle, then you don't need... to turn. Yeah. I don't need to,
Starting point is 00:41:00 but it's just a habit. I guess I grew up learning to drive like that and somebody corrected me recently. I've learned to trust my backup cam. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It took a long time. You're not always going to have that backup camp, Cody.
Starting point is 00:41:10 I know. I don't know. You will. Who cares? I don't know. Yeah, and points on the license. Anyways, you can turn and look Joe says. All right.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Yeah. But it's just one of those where it, all this is now, or again, and then we'd sound like the old guys, but this is adult stuff now. Oh, they're not allowed to, use backup cams for the driving test?
Starting point is 00:41:29 That's another interesting part. How do you... That's what I'm hearing on the chat. How do you turn off your backup cam and you go backwards? You just hit the X. Because yours not have an X. Or maybe they cover it with like the folder or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:41 If that, that's another thing we got to work on then. Interesting. Because we're pretty relying on that backup cam. Well, yeah, because again, it's like the calculator in your pocket. Yeah. All right. I have one, though. Well, you're not always.
Starting point is 00:41:53 But I might. Mm-hmm. All right. Anyways, thank you for helping me work through this. It's Crunch Week. I'll be doing a lot. A lot of driving classes this week. A lot of focus.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Five seconds remaining. Fox to Wembe. Wembe tries a three, puts it up, off the mark. Ananoi to rebound. It's over. It's over. Nick fans, this is not a dream. Your long, long wait has ended.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Go ahead and cry after 53 years. The Knicks are finally. My long, long wait of being a fan for one year. year finally pays off, Cody. About time. I have been a Knicks fan for about 180 days and I've been waiting patiently. Since February of this year, about time. No, that's been some of the criticism of the some of the celebrities they're showing.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Sure. Like, knock it off, Timothy Chalameh. No, he's a legit fan. He's 19. Well, he's young, but he did grow up there and he went a lot. Ben Stiller went to games long ago. No, those guys, but there's... Spike Lee's always been there.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Taylor Swift. Yeah, Taylor Swift. Get out of here, Taylor Swift. Yeah, some of the younger ones. They're like, get out of here. You don't know the hardships yet. Yeah. See, so if anybody wants me to become a fan of their team next year,
Starting point is 00:43:03 clearly I'm the good luck charm. So if you're thinking, you know, I want my team to win, you know, that's how. Give me some of that Danhausen money and I'll take it. Long run start, though, for fans. You see a team do something like that. Mm-hmm. And it catches your interest, and then you follow them for forever.
Starting point is 00:43:20 And if this is their only championship, then that's, you know, again, just always is how things go. sometimes. Okay. But at least now, in however many years, when people are like, oh, you're a Knicks fan? They won a championship in like 15 years.
Starting point is 00:43:38 When people make fun of me for the Cowboys, guess what? I was alive for three of them. Yeah. I saw three. Yeah. So I'm okay. So I get to, I get to. But I can't say nothing for five.
Starting point is 00:43:47 That's my rule. Five is the rule. Okay. I give it the five year rule, even if they're the worst team in the league for the next five years. It was exciting, man. I love all the videos coming out. They won't be. They're going to be good.
Starting point is 00:43:57 I love all the videos coming out of people celebrating around Manhattan. Naturally, it was like a couple cars. 20 scumbags, and that's all the photos. Couple cars. Every photo you see on Syracuse.com is the one block that had fires on it. Yeah. And then all the comments are people who've never left the Swega County. Of course.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Of course they're going to burden their city to the ground. Could have told you that. Now, about 99% of the fans were just celebrating in the streets, but yes, that's the photo that's on fire. Or make it political immediately. Yeah. That's what you get when you got blah, blah, blah. You got my daddy. I could have told you that.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Most of the celebration was pretty innocent. No, it was fine. You never left your small town. It looked like they had a great time. Exx line, I am a Bill's fan. I am a legit Bill's fan. Well, for two or three years now. Here's where I was, that's where I was going to go next.
Starting point is 00:44:43 What? Because guess what, Bill's fans? I think they just took your New York championship. The state's only allowed one? I mean, or it's like we've been saying, or it kicks off that run of it. gets cities hot. Even though it's not really, it's a little bit further away,
Starting point is 00:45:00 so it's kind of harder to compare. Sabre's got hot, though. But, I mean, it could be, we could see, who knows? It's still within the state. Mm-hmm. All right. Knock on wood. They may have taken the only one. Knock on wood.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Poor Bill's face. I did like seeing people get mad that even upstaters weren't allowed to be Knicks fans. Like, bro, that's our state. It's still state. Yeah. There's only one in the state. Yeah. Sorry. The Brooklyn Nets were sent, they're the Jersey team kind of, but they're the Brooklyn team now. It's like the Mets Yates. Oh, yeah, I forget, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, relax with that. I saw I did see a little bit of that of, Hey, nobody gets to celebrate this, but any few less you live in the city. No, that's our state team, bud. No, I don't think so. That's our state team. So, yeah, congratulations New York Knicks.
Starting point is 00:45:47 USA, USA, because once again, an American hockey team. You damn right. Won it. Carolina Hurricanes winning. Canadian team hasn't won it in a long time. Because we're the best at all sports down here. We do the best of... We're doing the best sports.
Starting point is 00:46:00 Every sport. And just like we said earlier in the show, even in the World Cup, we're looking pretty good. Yeah. So... No, it's not for a minute, right? I don't know anything about how the World Cup breaks down, dude. The first app I downloaded sucked butt.
Starting point is 00:46:17 The game... All right. I don't know where the games are. I don't know where they're being broadcast. It's really confusing to me. It was weird because then there was games. in like other places that wasn't here. And I'm like, I thought you were all supposed to be here.
Starting point is 00:46:31 I don't know. Why are you in Australia? I'm only trying to catch the USA games. Let's see. Oh, okay. If you only want the USA one, then I don't have to go even further because it doesn't. Let's see. Today, nope.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Wednesday, no. Thursday, no. Friday. Friday. Must be nice to get a whole week off. Friday at three. So. That's a pretty good hang.
Starting point is 00:46:54 That's a nice. That's a good spot to have. I like that. Mm-hmm. But there's a ton. This has been so fun already. Mm-hmm. Because there's one that today.
Starting point is 00:47:02 What's today? Stella says there's a lot of Scottish fans in Boston wearing kilt. I didn't see that. I love Scottish fans. I didn't see that. Spain and Cabo Verde? What's Cabo Verde? I don't even know what that is.
Starting point is 00:47:17 That's today's game? Yeah. Match. Oh, that's noon. Belgium, Egypt, 3. Saudi Arabia, Uruguay, 6. I ran New Zealand at 9.
Starting point is 00:47:29 But they're all over. Are they all in L.A.? That's what I'm saying. No, they're indifferent. I don't know. If I click it, is it going to tell me? It's all right.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I should get it. No, we'll do some research. We'll get our whole understanding of the World Cup before you bring it up again. No, it does. This first one is in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Okay. Or is that Uruguay and Saudi Arabia? Nope, Uruguay, Saudi Arabia, Miami Stadium. Okay. I didn't do anything Let's see Iran and New Zealand
Starting point is 00:47:58 LA All right Englewood All right Englewood What Englewood Oh there's a bunch of games on today
Starting point is 00:48:06 Oh that's tomorrow So yeah We'll do a better research Of the understanding Well these are all like The start of all the rounds So once they get rid of the teams That are no good
Starting point is 00:48:16 Then we'll be more in the No I would imagine We are I'm reading the annual pizza index as we find out who's got the most affordable pizza, who's got the most expensive. Pisa is getting spicy lately. He is right about that. They tell you which chain has the cheapest medium pizzas right now.
Starting point is 00:48:39 We got a lot of pizza data. It's got to be that real local Italian joint, Domino's. They just give it away. No, but it is Little Caesars. Oh. From me, okay. Domino's actually is number eight. Domino?
Starting point is 00:48:53 For the average price of a medium cheese pizza at America's top 10 biggest pizza chains. Yeah, if you just want a nice and regular size pizza, no, you have to get a big, fat, large one. Then they slash all the prices. A medium cheese pizza is the cheapest at Little Caesars. Can you get $10 and 27 cents? Is it like a hot and ready for $10 or something? No, I was going to say why, that doesn't even make sense. Because why would you want to get a $10 medium pizza?
Starting point is 00:49:22 what are you looking up? When I can just get a large whatever a large for 775. What's that? Little Caesars? Well, this is the average. So that's what I mean. But if you want to get a medium,
Starting point is 00:49:37 I bet they're like it's, that's 10. No, I'm saying it's the average, which means you can get that here, but maybe another part of the country, it's like $15. So we're the average here. I don't even think you could get a medium pizza. At Little Caesars?
Starting point is 00:49:50 I don't see. Number one is Little Caesars Number two is a place called Papa Murphy's. Okay. We have another Papa. Okay. Number three is a place called Mod pizza. Mod?
Starting point is 00:50:02 Yeah, I don't know these chains. No. Most expensive medium cheese pizza, can you guess? Average price for a medium cheese pizza is $20.33. Marcos. Nope. They're 17 bucks. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Is a pizza hunt? No. Chuckie cheese. Because you're in a Chuckie cheese. What? It's being served to you by a rat. Of course it's a little more. Speaking of a Chuckie cheese rat real quick.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Yeah. Saw some families getting full pies at a Chandra Forrest on Wednesday. And then he'll go over to eating it in front of the original Chuckie Cheese rats. The animatronics? Damn. Pizza look good? Damn. Pizza look good.
Starting point is 00:50:43 They're real good. That looked real good. But 20 bucks? 20 bucks for a medium? Where do these prices land? where the most expensive medium pizza comes out of San Diego, $20.76. Because they got a lot of money in San Diego. They're the ones that are skewing it up by making it that way.
Starting point is 00:51:02 They're cranking the price because it's San Diego. Yep. People in San Diego got a lot of cash. I was just there a year ago. Everything's going to be more expensive. Cheapest place to get a medium pizza? Houston, Texas. Houston, Texas.
Starting point is 00:51:16 I'm sure that's delicious. That's probably not good Texas. Texas pizza I can't imagine is very good. New York lands 15th, about 1754 for a medium pizza around our state. Because that's, hey, oh, we, it's nothing we could do, guys. Sorry, it's. We would love to not, but we're just getting gouged. Pizza in Hawaii is very expensive.
Starting point is 00:51:37 I bet. 41% more expensive in Hawaii. I'm back, because you can't get the dough. You got to take it out there on a plane. Yeah, but that's not. Not so easy. Pudgey's wife on chat says large cheese at burned air. He's nine bucks.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Hell yeah, dude. I literally... Don't sleep on gas station pizza. I love Bernardi Pizza. I cannot find a way to get a medium pizza. Even when you select it? I'm doing custom build. It defaults to large?
Starting point is 00:52:01 No, it's only a large. There is no option to make it any smaller. That's hilarious. Well, listen, I'll be up in Seattle this year. Uncle Sticky says mod is a Pacific Northwest chain. I will sample mod and I will report back. Okay. Those quality, I'll let you know.
Starting point is 00:52:19 We need to know these things. It is any good. Heavy is the crown, bro. It is too. I mean, that's the belt right there over his shoulder. As someone has taken first place in our K-Rock Fantasy Baseball League. Took over first place after a late-night victory over. Who's your Vlai?
Starting point is 00:52:40 Wow. Congratulations, dude. But it's a tight race. And you still have like six months, right? Go to October? Luckily, no, it's because you want all the teams to be able to play. and the rest forever. It's only another probably like two months before the playoffs
Starting point is 00:52:56 because you want to be able to have it like, you know, everybody in there. Okay. Pardon me. Valkro over there is... Big Paul. He's eighth in our league of out of 12. Okay. He's only six games back.
Starting point is 00:53:13 All right. So it's a tight, it's, uh, what are they saying horse racing? It's like a tight, it's going to come neck, neck and neck. Yeah, neck and neck. I don't know the words. Nose, do the, nose finish to the, where horse meets Vass. One by a nose. Derby's only four games behind seventh place.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Well, see, okay. See? You're right there. You're right there. You're right there. You're right there. Baseball is a grind. It is.
Starting point is 00:53:34 It is a lot. You got to, like, move people around and stuff? Every day. All right. But right now, sitting at 77, 60, and seven. Anyways, well, lots of sad stories this weekend, too, as well as Oliver Tree passed away in a helicopter accident. I saw that.
Starting point is 00:53:49 I asked you. I don't, I don't know that. That name. I don't know who that is. He was more for the youth. I didn't know. I knew his look, because he had a very distinctive look.
Starting point is 00:53:57 I have seen that at somewhere. But again, yeah, I don't know. I think he popped off during the pandemic. I think he was doing a lot of like fun videos and stuff. Gotcha. Like,
Starting point is 00:54:05 I think this is his song if I have it. You might know this. No. Yeah, that was his hit. It's called Miss You. Oh, no. Life Goes On. He also did Miss You.
Starting point is 00:54:25 No, I don't. I'm not aware of this. But he got a helicopter, man. Stop getting in helicopters. I'm not getting in helicopters. Not if it's not like a, even if you say a reputable place, I mean, Kobe's was supposedly supposed to be reputable too, so who knows? I don't think it has anything to do with the pilot's capability or whatever.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I just think helicopters crash too often. Yeah. I mean, I do want to. You want to? I do want to go in a helicopter ride, but I just. Yeah. I don't ever. They're always over water and stuff.
Starting point is 00:54:56 I'm ever going to get in a helicopter, I don't think. That's a... Is that it? No. Because that's a shame, though. That's too bad. Please say six people were on two choppers, including a YouTuber that, I don't know, Gaspi.
Starting point is 00:55:08 There were no survivors. There's an investigation looking into the cause of the collision. Then there's... They collided? Yeah, it was a mid-air collision. Oh. And then you just saw it on TV. That skydiving plane crashed.
Starting point is 00:55:21 And had 12 people on it? And at a plane, yeah, people were going to go skydiving. They tried to make an emergency landing and that crashed. And then that horrific bungee jumping video. Did you see that, dude? Oh, my God. No, sometimes I am glad that I don't internet as much as I probably should. This poor girl, young woman, she was in college, down in South America somewhere.
Starting point is 00:55:46 And they are like, it's these, I'll describe it if you want me to. It's these like three guys hoisting this woman over her head to throw her over the bridge. to Bungy, but they didn't attach the bargey. Oh, oh! So it's poorly, it's like so upsetting. It's this girl holding her 360 camera, all excited, and you just see them toss her over a bridge. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:56:12 It's horrible. It's horrible. Brazil had happened, yeah. That has made my stomach hurt. It's so horrible. And there's video all of it. Yeah, because they were filming what they thought was going to be a Bungy jump. And it's just three dopes who did not for some reason check. to see if the bungee was attached, just walking out and throwing her off a bridge.
Starting point is 00:56:30 And she has no idea. And I hope she never did have an idea. I hope it was so sudden. Yeah, you probably would that. It'd mean, you know for... You don't realize it's going to happen. Two seconds. So sad.
Starting point is 00:56:39 You might know, but not, yeah. It was such a horrible video. Anyways, that's your downer segment of the morning. That's crazy, though. It was really, really sad. Like, those are, like, yeah, there's usually, you know, sad things that happen, whatever. But those are three extremely crazy. Skydiving?
Starting point is 00:56:56 Helicopters and bungee jumping. Wow. Three things I will never do. And those are my reinforced beliefs. And I would do all of them, but that just shows the danger. You got to be careful or you're as careful as you can be. How do you not double-check the bungee cord, man? What the hell.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Yeah, Debbie Dutter time. Let's wrap it up. Let's get happy. Turns out, doctors, let me know. I'm barren. We are about one month out from the Napa Auto Part Syracuse National. Not kidding. Now, as you may have seen a couple of gentlemen on our Facebook page,
Starting point is 00:57:33 talking about the big event at the Napa in Mexico this Wednesday, Cody. That's going to be fun. Ron Caps is going to be there. He's the Napa Funny Car race car driver. No cap? No cap. Ron Caps. No cap.
Starting point is 00:57:46 He's going to be there. 10 to 4 at the Mexico store. Yeah. Yep. Yep. They got a lot of stuff going on. Tons of vendors. If you're looking to buy tools, Al says it's their biggest tool.
Starting point is 00:57:58 sale of the years happened on Wednesday. He's trying to get food out there. If you bring your car, like your classic looking car, but they're not as strict as the national so it can be more newer than... Hey, that's too new. Anyways, he's doing a little car show on site.
Starting point is 00:58:15 He's giving out detail kits or discounted detail kits for those people who do drive their nice car out. That's pretty cool. So plan on it. Wednesday from 2 to 4. Cody and I'll pop in there around lunchtime, see what's going on. I mean, if they're going to have a food truck or something like that, I guess what's going on. We'll just go take a real quick peek.
Starting point is 00:58:30 I got to see. It is their one-year anniversary at the Napa Auto Parks in Mexico. So he's doing a whole shebang about it coming up on Wednesday, Cody. One year old. Yep. It's pretty old, although I got underpants older than that. I'll tell you right now. Who has seen Disclosure Day, Spielberg's Disclosure Day?
Starting point is 00:58:49 I don't listen to reviews. I go and I see movies because my wife likes to pick on me. I just like watching movies. I'll watch any movie. what it is. It's got, a movie's got to be really bad for me not to enjoy it. I'll see if the trailer looks interesting to me I will see it regardless of
Starting point is 00:59:07 you know, negative review and crap like that, but no, it takes a lot usually to get me to a movie theater, so. You're going to go see this in the theater? It seems like it would be a cool theater one. Because I never know because when I see reviews like I went and saw obsession
Starting point is 00:59:25 in the theater, I loved it. I thought it was fantastic. People are like, that's terrible. That's the worst. Or what was the other one I just saw, the other horror movie I just watched? Wasn't a... Oh, backroom, backdoors, backrooms. People are like, that sucked. I liked it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Backdoor backrooms is it. Different movie. That's your search history. Oh, boy. So I have not seen Disclosure Day, but it is getting mixed reviews. Some people are saying, not great. Well, they did. This article says it's not very good.
Starting point is 00:59:52 Now, it is a Spielberg movie, and there are things I like about it, but it's just not a great action. movie. All right. I'll probably like it, though. Oh, see, I wasn't going into it thinking it's an action movie. Like, it's like an aliens movie, right? Yeah, it's just, yeah. Hmm, no, see, I didn't. That's why I want to know who's
Starting point is 01:00:10 who's watched it and what do you think. Ash and Chat liked it. Yeah, I did not look at it going into it as a an action movie, so we'll see. I don't know what other movies I care about, though, this summer. I don't care about He-Man. He-Man. I'll watch that when it's dreams. I'm not going
Starting point is 01:00:26 to theater to see that. I bet that flops. As much as I like He-Man and stuff, it's just cool. I just don't think, I don't think there's enough nostalgia for it, for anybody to really care that, and the plot's stupid, kind of. Spider-Man brand-new day, do we like that? Is that out yet? Moana Live Action with Weird Rock is coming out in July. The Spider-Man one will be fine.
Starting point is 01:00:50 That's going to be cool. I'll watch that. This month, we've got that new scary movie that people, again, that's another one people are really loving or hating it. I saw that flopped. He Man is out. Toy Story 5 is coming out this week. Supergirl is out end of this month.
Starting point is 01:01:07 The trailer for that did not, that did not catch my eye. And the new jackass is out this month too. I'll watch that streaming just because I don't want, I'm not giving. August, you get Super Troopers 3? That, yes. I'll go to theater to see that. I don't care. I don't care.
Starting point is 01:01:21 I'm stupid and I think that's hilarious. And then August has a sci-fi chiller called The End of Oak Street with Ewan McGregor and Annie Hathaway's. You like the Annie Hathaways? I love the Annie Hathaways. I love the Annie Hathaways. All right, I'll watch that with the Annie Hathaways. But if you've seen Disclosure Day, let me know what you think, please.
Starting point is 01:01:37 I trust your opinions more than I trust any of these reviewers online. Any of these, what's their names? I forget those two guys that were from back in the day. Ciskel and Iber. Ciscoll and Eberts. And rest in peace, Jean Shalabellon. And Gene Shal. I love bagelicious.
Starting point is 01:01:54 I love bagelicious. And they're bagel sandwiches. I mean, it's not as catchy. I love eating bagelicious sandwiches in the morning. We can work with that. Good morning, everybody. Yes, Jenny and Jerome are here from bagelicious. Cody has already had a bite.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Yeah, I heard about it good at myself. Something that as soon, like, this is what's so hard about these bagelicious interviews. I got to wait till the other side of them so I can eat them. I don't go by now. I don't care. But I don't want to rush through. I don't want to rush through our time to get. But you had the Taterlicious?
Starting point is 01:02:29 Yeah, it's so good. Jerome, what's in the Taterlicious? So we've got one of our delicious bagels, softest bagels in Central New York. We've got butter on it. We've got three strips of bacon, chive cream cheese, a slice of cheddar cheese, and one over hard egg, and, of course, a hash brown pepper.
Starting point is 01:02:49 A hash brown patty. Which is what makes it the Taterlicious. It's so good. Tater, you're just doing bagel science over there, coming up with new concoctions all day. This is a relatively new sandwich. We've had it for a little while now, but it's really catching on. People love it.
Starting point is 01:03:04 So, you know, you could. You can add a tater to anything. I can really tater up anything. He can tater up anything. You could even put two of them and have a double tater. Megalicious with a tater list. Still surprised at the Bologna boy hasn't made it to the menu, though. I'm still waiting for that.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Maybe not so much the Bologna boy. It's on the list. Good. We are also looking at a couple of big trays If you're watching in Twitch and YouTube right now You can see these trays You could have these at your place of work Or honestly if you're a fat so like me
Starting point is 01:03:35 Get one for yourself, bring it home But we do catering, tell me about that, Jenny Catering bagel trays Breakfast sandwich trays Coffee boxes Can we do lunch bagels too? You can't do lunch sandwiches Lunch sandwiches
Starting point is 01:03:48 Yep Fruit trays Order it online Pick up a coffee box and a Bagel tray on your way to work Yeah, here's what's awesome, is they're open so early. We've done multiple broadcasts from there, and we see y'all coming in to get your pre-work catering orders.
Starting point is 01:04:02 My wife works at the school just up the street. She gets them there from Bagelicious sometimes. Also, we can order online, correct? How do we do that? 24-7. Bagelicious bagels.com. Anything special coming up this summer? Anything in the works? What do we got going on over there?
Starting point is 01:04:17 We got some stuff in the works. Okay, good. Give certificates for dads, grads. Yes. That's good idea. That's good idea. bus drivers. How cool would that be if you showed up for your teachers with some bagelicious, bro.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Everyone's given some candy and whatever. Yeah, bro. Here's some flowers. Especially your little bagelicious gift certificate. Especially if you were a student like me was trying to get over that 65 and you're like, yo, it would be real dope if you just kind of bump my grade over 65. Does bagelicious gift certificate talking to you? It's not an apple.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Yeah. How about this? Make yourself something neat. Yeah, way better. Give them the website one more time, all the information. Bagelicious bagels.com. That was adorable. Begolicious bagels.com.
Starting point is 01:05:00 They're right there in Baybury Plaza. Open early. What are our hours? 6 a.m. to 2 p.m. Monday through Friday. 7 to 1, Saturday and Sunday. Oh, 7. Excuse me.
Starting point is 01:05:12 We're open at 6 on Saturday. We changed the hours. We're open as early as 6 on Saturday. So we sleep it on Sunday? That's the one day we sleep in. Real nice. Get an extra hour. Real nice.
Starting point is 01:05:21 One more quick thing. Yes. You're at the office and you're hungry? Yeah. Bagelicious. Get it delivered. DoorDash, Grubhub, Uber Eats. We're on all the apps now.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Get it delivered. That's it. And don't, like I always say, I know we're talking breakfast, but don't sleep on those lunch sandwiches. I love the sandwich on a bagel. And they do a great over there over at Bagelicious bagels. Guys, thank you for stopping in. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:05:41 Thank you. Enjoy the food. Potato-licious is delicious. Mm. Walking in my mouth. Taterlicious. Walk on my mouth. Oh, shout out.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Shout out. Bagelicious. That was a delicious sandwich. Yeah, that was good. Tater delicious. I wouldn't think to be putting hash browns on a bagel, but I did. They did, and I liked it. I like doing that.
Starting point is 01:06:10 I usually use them as the sandwich. So to put it in there is extra delicious. A move that I only have ever done at Mickey Deeds. Mm-hmm. Where you put the hash brown. You got to get two ash browns. Uh-huh. Then you eat one.
Starting point is 01:06:24 You put the other hash brown in your McGriddle or. Oh. whatever you get from a place like that. I was Jones in for some McDonald's breakfast Saturday morning. Naturally, the youngest is... Well, like 9 a.m. Can you bring me to the golf course? All right, what time?
Starting point is 01:06:42 Like, no. Okay, I guess. So we got in there, but I just missed the window of... Ah, figures. But I was trying to jail. Yeah, a lot of you were asking about picking up Gatsmac tickets. Those are physical tickets. They are right here.
Starting point is 01:06:55 In the office, you got to pick them up. I believe office is closed on Friday, so you've got to pick them up Monday through Thursday this week or before the show. You still have a couple weeks, though. Yeah, you got to the 30th. Yeah. Two weeks.
Starting point is 01:07:07 We got to buy those, pick those up right here in person. So Sam goes for that, Cindy, of course. Get your ticket. Anytime, though, I post about any concert at all, people yell at me that there's no K Rockathon reboot. I don't pay the bills. I don't not in charge of that. I work here.
Starting point is 01:07:23 Nope. No, yell at me. None do it about us. I don't do it with me. We didn't do it. I didn't do this. I didn't do this. I don't know why, but even we did this in high school.
Starting point is 01:07:33 You graduate high school. And for some reason, it's like the, I guess it is like the biggest achievement you've had up to that point. But there was always the dudes and we did it too where you're like smoking the cigar and you're, you got your, you got my cigar and I got my thing on, blah, blah, blah. Yes. Yes. Well, a team in Massachusetts. did those photos, but because of the policy around tobacco,
Starting point is 01:08:04 they had to forfeit a playoff game. What? So they have the high school's lacrosse team. Had photos of themselves smoking cigars during graduation celebrations. Okay. Superintendent suspended the six players for violating tobacco rules among a student athlete, so they have rules they have to follow. Can't have tobacco.
Starting point is 01:08:32 Well, the parents got angry, and this sounds like real great parenting, they claim the cigars are fake. They're not real in the photos. It's a fake cigars. What do you mean they're fake cigars? Yeah, what do you mean fake? That's not a real thing. Parents claim the cigars were fake and they were made from tea leaves.
Starting point is 01:08:52 And they even have a receipt from the supermarket. showing that they bought tea leaves cigars, which are not a thing that exists. No, you don't. No, you don't. You're mad that your kids got busted. And if there's a policy, then, yeah, you can't do that. And if you're under 18, you can't do that as well.
Starting point is 01:09:11 The photo that they showed conveniently had the time stamp smudged on it. You couldn't see what day in time they bought the tea. So the principal went down to the store, requested a reprint of the receipt. Oh, my God. Revealing the tea was purged. just 20 minutes after the family was notified of the violation. But nah, y'all are doing too much. Y'all are doing too much.
Starting point is 01:09:34 The controversy escalated when police were summoned after two fathers had a heated confrontation with school administrators. Well, dads, you know the rules you agree to. All the students have to agree to a certain code of conduct. If it's don't smoke cigars or tobacco, you got to follow that rule. The only thing I'm wondering is,
Starting point is 01:09:53 if they are graduated, they're done. Everything's done. Sports are done. So you're going to retroactively take away and suspend them. It sounds like the playoffs are happening after. So they're still in the playoffs. I was going to say, it's very confusing because, like, there's graduation, but. And smoking is 21 now.
Starting point is 01:10:15 It's not 18. It's 21. Oh, then then you can't at all. We're not, we weren't inhaling these fake tea cigarettes or cigars. I don't think it's a good look, parents No, there's nothing you can do But also, yes, they shouldn't have done all of that
Starting point is 01:10:31 But like, the principal and superintendent, get a life They probably have to protect like lawsuits and stuff If these parents were getting this worked up, I'm sure the principals had to be like, we have to defend the school You'll clearly lie to us Yeah, I just want to have been, I don't know, I don't know
Starting point is 01:10:46 I think that there's way more things To be worried about than this Sounds like the parents, got ripped up. From both sides. The parents got angry, clearly. Like your kids did something, they weren't supposed to. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:59 And they were clearly arguing with school administrators. So the administrators had to probably defend themselves and go get this receipt and say, no, you bought tea, which tea cigars are not a thing to my knowledge. I don't understand. I mean, whatever they bought. But I don't know. I've never heard of that. Apparently, it sounds like it's something.
Starting point is 01:11:15 But either way, like, come on. Don't. You all know the rules. Yeah, I guess you can. can get acid, cold, infusion, tea, but it's still tobacco. It's still a tobacco cigar. The term tea cigar can refer to traditionally press tea form, botanically infused premium tobacco cigar. So even, all right. Anyways, it wasn't going to work out. It wasn't going to work out. They got caught. Yeah, yes. But also, who's the, who blew them in?
Starting point is 01:11:44 They really posted on social media like idiots. No, yes, all that, yes. It's just all, all of it is ridiculous to me. It's just who they shouldn't have done it. Well, sounds like, The principal's like, you're going to get a receipt. I get it if you might have to, but I don't know, it's still, it's a lot to go down to the grocery store and demand a reprint of a receipt. And then who's the person that saw it and is like, I'm reporting this to Facebook?
Starting point is 01:12:04 Right, sure. You're all doing too much. Go outside. Go outside. Probably the team they were competing against. It's like, oh. Yeah, yeah. I can blow you in and get your team suspended
Starting point is 01:12:15 and we'll win the championship, you know? Well, if you're headed down to Nashville. Yeah. Alan Jackson's. Silver Belly whiskey is opening up a distillery and a museum this month. That's the only whiskey I drank Silver Belly. I only drink Alan Jackson's silver belly. But I guess it's because he's having a fine, like Alan Jackson's retiring?
Starting point is 01:12:39 He's having his final show on the 27th. I didn't know he was still doing stuff. He's from the 90s. Sorry. That was it. It was all ahead. It's all ahead. Oh, you wanted more?
Starting point is 01:12:58 Oh. You want a more Alan Jackson? No, but just... Annie. That might have been just Joe. Alan Jackson. Why is it... Why is it...
Starting point is 01:13:19 I don't know. Just that one clip. It's a kicky. Oh. It's so confusing. Oh, man. There we go. Now we're not going.
Starting point is 01:13:42 Wait, is this green just singing this? Yeah. Total simulation. No, I didn't have a some... But this song is usually a vocal stem for me. He's only 67. Yeah, he's doing Alan Jackson's final. It's hotter than a hoochie-coochie.
Starting point is 01:14:05 Oh. We're going to live rubber on the Georgia assfoam. We got a little crazy, but we never got caught. Yeah, he's doing Alan Jackson's final sold-out concert is titled Last Call, One More for the Road, the finale. They're going to be live streaming. It's going to be at the stadium, Nissan Stadium. NBC's going to do a special. Good for them.
Starting point is 01:14:28 See, this is the last era of the stuff that I could tolerate. It's not my jam. I'm not listening to Hal Jackson at all. But I know of him. I know all these songs. You give me a little 90s country in a summertime sun. That's it. I'm good.
Starting point is 01:14:41 Everything now is terrible. The event will be jam-packed with massive artists, including George Strait, Lanny Wilson, Carrie Underwood, Luke Combs, Miranda Lambert, and more. Kelly, you can say Hootie Coochie on the radio because what is it? No one knows what it is. No, no one has an idea.
Starting point is 01:15:11 Boat music, right? This is, you're on the boat. Yeah, yeah. Inked, we know you don't know what a hoochie cooosies, Josh. We know. We know. We know. Other side of this, you want to try to play basketball or hockey?
Starting point is 01:15:29 We haven't finished our series yet. What do you pick? I'll let them pick. Put up a pull. Have them pick between basketball or hockey. These sons of bitches right here. Hey. My God.
Starting point is 01:15:40 Hey. Tail you right now. All right. Other side of this will play our gaming stream. Cody can potentially win a Stanley Cup. Or he can win an NBA championship. Final game championship title. I'm number one.
Starting point is 01:15:56 Little less than two weeks away from our fishing tournament taking place at lock one distilling next Saturday, June 27th at 8 a.m. will set up. You can get there early if you want. Just hold on the damn fish. What is it? You broke the tie? They were trying to make it tied. They were trying to make a little real.
Starting point is 01:16:13 You broke that tie. All right, good. You're doing the Lord's work. I knew what they were up to. I knew what they were up to in there. Oh, I picked hoops. I wasn't really sure which when I picked. I just had my finger over the vote button at the last second.
Starting point is 01:16:25 All right. Next Saturday plan for our fishing tournament, the Master Bader's Classic out there at Lockwoods ceiling. So fun. Oh, it's going to be fun. Right now, we're going to play a little hoops. Cody can potentially win a championship. here.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Finals. What am I supposed to say? You're going to win the championship? Yeah, I'm going to win the NBA finals. NBA finals. That's very impossible in a little championship. Yeah, college is the only one you usually say national champions. Gotcha.
Starting point is 01:16:44 All right. Cody's going to win the finals. Right now. I'm going to be a champion and then I'm going to get the touch the cup. Or I'm going to win and keep the games going all week long. So I'll see what happens here, Judy. Said no joke games. 315, 365, 4-19-9KRAC.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Textline. Of course, you can watch all of our streams and get the show on demand. Twitch.tv slash the show. or just go to the show.fm. Those are all of our links. Just do it. Just do it. Right there.
Starting point is 01:17:09 Oh, my God. Gaming stream is powered by Ryan Phelps. You are buying from Ryan. I see his lots in Phoenix are getting fuller by the day. So get over there and check out the inventory. He's all over central New York, including now open in Rome. Sweet. Radio World, you get the 90s at 9, kicking off with a song about how I'll probably die someday.
Starting point is 01:17:25 It's aneurism. Saniorism by Nirvana. It's K-Rock.

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