The Show - LONG BALLS

Episode Date: July 31, 2025

We’ve got some official updates from ball science. Speaking of hanging balls, we’ve got some coming to the Parkway. What’s America’s least favorite foods? Josh eats plenty of his favorite foods yesterday. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Was that? Hello.

Was the Orange Nation returned? Did they start? Oh, hello. Were they doing like top family wills or something? Was there like a bracket for family wills? I was telling Cody I come into the office. That would be better than most of their brackets. It's too early for me to text Polly, but he generally just leaves papers around the office.

He's just kind of a messy person. And I never think anything of it. Like there's a piece of paper for a heart giveaway. They're giving away heart tickets this week or whatever. There's a post. But they won't. They won't. No.

But just there on our couch in the office is his mother's will. Yep. Yeah. I mean, I believe she passed away nine years ago. Yeah. So might as well just. It's the most random piece of, it's two pages. But that'll be his excuse of why it's okay that he tossed it half-hazardly around.

Like I would think that would need to be in a folder or something. It was literally just laying on the couch. Or just thrown away. this point. I didn't. I read enough to know that it was the last will and testament of Nicoletta Sibylia. Because that's that's my pet peeve, especially with him. What? With when, if something needs to be thrown away, he doesn't just throw it away. Yeah. It's almost like, I don't have time to turn to the left. It's funny because I can't deal with that.

You don't have roommates. I've lived with my wife for 20 years. Polly's the closest thing we have to a roommate. So then we come in here and complain. He's like, oh, he left dishes in the sink again. Because he does share a space with us. So he's the closest thing we have to a roommate. When he goes on vacations, I clean his desk. Yeah. Yeah. And it's already messy. Now he's back in. Oh, yeah. Because again, these papers from April don't need to go into garbage now. I've got time to throw away diet coat caps. Oh, how many you got, bud? Show the people what your collection is at so far. our favorite Polly Sibillion thing is he can't throw away Diet Coke bottle caps.

So Cody just started collecting him. This is like three months of work. This isn't even... This isn't me taking them off of things. This is the ones he leaves just when I was doing the sports show when he would just leave him sitting there. The ones he just throws on the ground because he can't throw them away. It's a weird thing.

For those of you're just listening, Cody is showing you three basically solo cups full of diet Coke caps. He either leaves them on his desk or he throws them near a trash can and they're on the floor. Or just on to the ground. Or just on to the ground. Just he'll take the cap off because he's going to pour it into his dirty used cup. And then he just goes like this. It just goes.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what he does. It's wild. It's wild. It's not going anywhere. I haven't seen his house in many years. So I can't imagine what it looks like over there.

But I found his mother's will this morning. A little bit of rain coming through right now, but it's supposed to clear up here momentarily, and then we got, we got some, it's just cooler temps coming through. I like that they're using the word refreshing. It is refreshing. Refreshing.

The dew point, the do point, do the do point is dipping. Well, it was hot. This is the kind of stats that we need. This is the kind of science I'm into from the University of Bristol. as they're studying the impact of hot weather on men's testicles, Cody. Oh, boy.

Now, we've always been aware of that. Yeah. Ladies, I don't know how to ask this in a not weird way, but they're like sometimes, like, our balls will stick to our legs. Does sometimes, like, your part stick to, like, legs and stuff? Like, do you get a little lippy down there? I'm sure. Sometimes it's got to be, like, moved around a little.

You know, you got to shift a little bit? Yeah, I bet. Well, as the temperature rises, some men, may notice their scrotums appear looser and more pendulous. Well, yeah. You get the swingies when it's warmer out there. And I was always told that's because your balls need to keep the heat from killing your sperm, right? Like, wasn't that what they said in school?

Oh, I have no idea. They told us a lot of crap in school that turned out to be very, very wrong. When it's cold, your balls tuck up because they got to keep the sperm alive. And when it's hot, they retreat to keep a... the sperm alive from getting too hot. My balls was hot. My balls was hot. It is a phenomenon known as, and this is in medical terminology,

summer long balls. Okay. Seasonal. My nickname of college. Summer long balls. All right. We'll see you in the fall. Oh, all summer long balls.

All right. Summer long balls. Uh-huh. The seasonal variation is a natural consequence of the body's temperature regulation mechanisms. The testes, which contains sperm and produce hormones. are designed to function optimally at slightly lower temperature than the core body. That's why they're hanging out there.

Testy. That's why they descend and they're hanging out there. They don't want to get all, you don't want to be boiling your swimmers. Yeah. To achieve this, the testes descend into the scrotum during puberty where the, I don't know, okay. Let me see if I can pronounce these words. Mine took a while. The one.

And they were nervous, right? They got worried? No, yeah. Yeah, my mom was like, all right, we're going to have to go to the doctor. and then the one test, he was like, Oh, okay. And then it was like, boop. Showgirl Fuzz in our chat asking who asked for this research.

I don't know what they're discovering, Fuzz. I don't know what new information they're getting, but I'm reading you the article. And again, I always start by saying, yes, I know that there's different money put towards different things, but cancer is still out there, right? Yeah, yeah. Just wondering, just making sure.

To achieve this, the testes descend into the scrotum during puberty, where the cremasteric and dartos muscles can adjust their position, in response to environmental conditions. You'll check it out, ready watch. Are you flexing your chromasteric in d'artos muscles? Just my d'artos. Just your darts. In hot weather, the dartos muscles relax, allowing the testes to hang lower,

an increased surface area for cooling. Conversely, when temperatures drop, the muscle contracts, bringing the testes closer for warmth. This is all stuff I knew, and I'm a moron. I knew all this already. Yeah, just not the sciencey words for it. Yeah. Like, I knew that was happening.

You get out of a cold pool. They're all tucked up in there. Yeah. You're outside on a hot day. They're hanging real low. I knew all this information. Yeah. I didn't need the University of Bristol to do deep dives, but they are.

I'm a deep diving nuts. I think your researcher, damn bun gart of the University of Bristol. Baumgart was the name of the guy's researching my nuts. For looking into the scrotal. Sciences. We appreciate that. Research and these? These nuts. So this is a deceitful headline because it says this

a teenager gets home alone at an airport. Like this family forgot the teenager. The teenager's 18. I mean, tactically a teenager, but by the time you're 18, you can handle yourself. Yeah, what are you doing? A recent traveler says they're getting blamed for their niece missing

the flight home on July 27th. A person posted on Reddit, they feel an unjust judgment after their 18-year-old niece was left alone in an airport. The family had traveled out of town for a wedding. The morning after the family all left on flights back home. Several of us had the same flights. We had standby seats, though, so we had to wait to board. The family's journey included a layover, everyone boarded the flight, blah, blah, blah.

I don't know why this is a big deal. My sister. Am I not following? I didn't notice her there. What is this story? I'm getting angry at it now. Yeah, I was just to say, am I missing something? This is a really poorly written article because it's not making any sense.

No. All right, sorry again. I'll just read the whole damn thing. Okay. A traveler says they're getting the blame after their niece missed her flight on a family vacation. Okay. The group was also flying home on standby. Okay.

The 18 year old was stranded overnight at an airport being too young to rent a hotel room. So the hotel, the air, well, okay, so. They're working really hard to make this a story, and I don't think it's a story. Well, and how stupid is the family? Because, okay, so, all right, Josh, I'm stranded at the airport. Yeah. For one night. Yeah.

I can't rent a hotel room. My family left. You're old enough. rest of my family, go ahead and just call the hotel and book me the room. Yeah, say, hey, I'm going to book a room. I'm booking a room. And I am the, you know, my child will be checking in. Yeah, it's me and my child.

Like, what idiot? Like, they're trying to make this seem like it's a big deal. This isn't 18. This is an adult. It was literally like the family was like. A five-year-old is wandering around the airport. Sorry, there's nothing we can do to help you. Yeah, did AI need to come up with an article so it found a Reddit post?

There's nothing we can do. We can't help. There's no. I'm, there's no way for us to help. No, the hotel was like, no, every hotel in the area requires the person that's booking the room. They're, to come in and actually, um, get the key. Like, they're trying to, like, be like, like, these are irresponsible parents. Her parents didn't notice she was missing.

She's 18. Yeah, no. The only, the only irresponsible thing is that once they left, they were like, yeah, sucks to be you. I guess we expected our 18, like, my mom. mom wouldn't even bat an eye if I didn't get on the plane at 18. You'd be like, ah, stupid ass and get on the plane. All right.

Well, you're hanging in an airport tonight, I guess. But they also wouldn't make us do that part, though. What? The hang it in the airport. They'd be like, all right, I'll call and get you a hotel somewhere. Yeah, I'd be like, I tried to go to a hotel, and they said, them too young. Can you call them bug it for me? And our moms would be like, damn it, Josh.

Josh! Or, you know, get the lecture of, you know, you're 40 years old. You can't be too young to book a hotel, but I was 18 in this. Yeah. Josh. We're young. We haven't learned our lessons yet. My mother would probably try to book me a hotel room.

My stepfather would tell me to sleep on a bench. They don't got benches there. Oh, Josh. You don't need a room. It's 18 hours. There's a bathroom there. You're fine. They got snacks in the vending machine.

You'll be fine, Josh. Just run up and down the corridor if you're barred. As someone who has spent overnights in airports, it is pretty boring. I get that. Like, there's not anything going on. A lot of airports just shut down overnight because you would think that, hey, this is an airport. There's a lot of activity happening.

Nope. You'd be wrong. Nope. There's a whole lot of nothing going on overnight at airports. Oh, yeah. Getting to airports early or whatever for flights, that's like one of the most biggest misconceptions, I feel like. What, like get there three hours before your flight? We got a flight at 6 a.m.

Gotta get there at three. You have to. Yeah. No, you don't. You can get there at 530. Yeah, and Syracuse, you can fly pretty quick, I think. You can get through pretty quick. I've noticed everywhere.

Every airport we were at, the only difficult thing, which I didn't really understand, was how they work layovers. What do you mean? Or, like, we got off at, I think it was Chicago, and they were like, and the plane leaves in five minutes. Yeah. But if you look at the distance it takes to get from where we were, where it's like, you dropped me off here.

You knew I had to get over there. And then you tell me I have to go here and get there in five minutes. Yeah, that is wild. You're like, ah. I didn't do that. Yeah. And then you get there where you have to be and you look next to the plane and there's nothing. Yeah.

So why didn't you just bring me here? Pull up next to it. Because you weren't the only one on that flight. You get the connecting flight, but not everybody. No, this one had like five or six of us. Mm-hmm. But it's just like you did this. I didn't.

I didn't have to get there three hours really in any of them. This is the story of an 18-year-old who spent the night in an airport. It's really not as home alone as People Magazine wants to make it. What airport? Oh, good question. Because then she could have just go outside if it's like somewhere warm. Just go hang out. Go for a walk.

Well, now I've already closed the article, so I can't find her again. I don't care that much. Don't worry about it. Yeah, man, we're getting some hangy ball sacks over by the bridge. Come on. It's K. Right, man. Now it's mom's going to be over there.

Now I'm stop. It's the thing we, been suggesting for like 10 years. Like you do it a Taco Bell. Yep. If you ring this bell, your vehicle's too tall for the drive-thru. Yep. Smack them. I guess they're working on. It's called the

clanker system over at the parkway. It's like a bunch of big old buoys that are hanging loose. But then C-O-Y Central showed a video of a truck driver. In Delaware. In Delaware. Hitting all these buoys and still driving into the bridge. I think what you need though is

because, again, a lot of these guys, you know, they don't understand, you know, the English language. It's not their first language, so they don't know a lot of the stuff. So when they see all these, you know, stop, whatever, blah, blah, blah, you know, they have no idea. So I think that even once they get, you know, some of them,

you know, people are going to get. I don't know. Are not going to be able to even understand that. Not to sound like a boomer coming. Not to sound like a boomer, but if you're on our roads, you got to know what the signs say. No, I know. I know.

I agree. It's not one of the. those where it's like, you gotta know English, but you gotta know what the signs say. You don't need to know English if you live here and you know, you're driving. You can understand the rules of the road and blah, blah, blah. But whatever, that's not it. If your job is to drive a vehicle. Yeah, then you probably got to understand.

And you're inconveniencing people by hitting the bridge. That'd be like me going up to Canada and getting a job driving truck and then not following any of the rules. Be like, I don't know French. Yeah, right? I'm just driving this truck. Like I said, when we were in Sweden, all the signs, thankfully, were in English and Swedish. But my excuse couldn't be, oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak, I don't speak Swedish. So I didn't understand that I was going 30 miles on over the speed limit.

Oh, I think even once you smack those balls, then you have, I think they should, like, light up or something. I don't think it will either. I don't think it will either. I don't think it will be enough. I think you have to have them smack and then a bunch of lights go off. Something, man. But at the same point, it doesn't see. Nothing is working. If someone's headed for that bridge, they drive past probably 10 different signs telling them the height of the bridge, telling them no trucks on this bridge.

Big blue signs that say, almost literally, are you going to Amazon? This is the direction to go. Do not go this way. And they still hit the bridge, you know? Yeah. I don't understand it. It's like, I don't know how you can hit those clanker balls that we're going to get. get installed and still hit the bridge.

I don't know. We're going to find out. If you hit those clanker balls. Sorry, there goes your license. And you still hit the bridge, we get to put you in a dunk tank and destiny and throw tomatoes at you for 30 minutes. Oh, I mean, yes. But no, that... The public shame needs to happen or something.

But we take your license. Sorry. Something, man. Like, well, I can't make a living. Well, I guess you should have cared enough about your making of a living to understand what you were doing because that's extremely dangerous. Right. Like that's there and all those signs are there for a reason.

I had a fireman that I worked with a wagons. Tell me a horrific story of that double-decker. Yeah, that's terrible. That went through there. So, like, it's a matter of life and death. Yeah. Yeah, ha, ha, the truck's roofs get ripped off. But people die. But yeah.

People did die. Yeah. So how do they get their license if they can speak English? I don't know. Because it's not us being like, you get on the English, blah, blah. No, that's always the news. The news is always like, the driver did not,

English was not their first language. So I don't know how they're driving either. See, so that's one of those where, like you said, like we are half joking, but not really. We go find that boss, investigative I team. Right. Go find that boss and go, hey, you've got three drivers smack that bridge.

Why are you having drivers on the road that don't, can't read the rules of the road? Because this is on you now, and then we start taking away business licenses. How about that? I don't know what to do. I mean, I agree. I thought they were going to do that.

Sister says just closed the road to vehicles. I thought they were going to do that. Shut it down, man. If you're on 81, it takes five minutes. And you get off, right where that exit is, it's like O Liverpool Road or the parkway. That exit's been closed for like two years now at some point. It's been closed so long.

Yeah, I don't know. Let's just close it for good. You know? Yeah. Send the trucks down old Liverpool Road. Make that like biking and hiking and walking or whatever. I don't care. We just keep throwing money at this stupid bridge.

And it's like, we can't raise it. We can't lower it. We're going to put clankers in. Idiots are still going to hit these clankers and then hit the bridge. We all know that's going to happen. Well, I'm also over that excuse of, like, I understand. We can't raise it. I understand the, it has to be a mile gradient back or whatever.

But for a train to go, yeah. We're doing crazy engineering. Yeah. We're doing the wildest stuff all over the place, and you're telling me that Syracuse, New York has got the engineering world stump. We just can't do anything about it. They got the, that's it. You know what I mean?

Then go a goddamn mile back. Go back and start that, ramp it up. Yeah, just close it down. Just shut it down. Shut all this down. Shut all this down. Because I think they said the planker system is like 500 grand or something that they're getting as a grand. We're paying for all that, too.

So I don't know where the money. Money comes from, and it's like at the end of the day, I hate to say it's not going to work, but it's not going to work. No, they'll hit those and go, What's there? Whoa, I just hit a little. What? And then the, I heard it.

What's that weird noise on my hood? No Coca-puff show tonight, but shout out to our sponsors of Cocoa Pups. We love them. I'll still be using all their stuff. He'll be using their products tonight. I rest assured they just won't be broadcast. Cocoa Bus back next week, yes? You said?

Yeah. You'll do one next week? Yeah, yeah. Sweetgrass, two locations. Union Springs and Seneca Falls. We saw a lot of the sweetgrass boys these last couple of months. Tays of Syracuse Nationals and K. Rogavan.

Good to see Leroy and the crew and everybody out there. They kept things pretty mellow. If they're all these events we've been going to. Of course, Joe's Buds. Yep. Give Joe's Buds a follow on Facebook. He does good content. He makes fun videos.

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But he's knowledgeable in this area. And it makes it interesting to listen to because he's not just, well, when it comes to marijuana on the cannabinoids that you experience. No, he's fun. Yes. And what I like about him is he's like,

oh, stoners are so dumb. Oh, really? The lawyer? Oh, really? I'm a lawyer. Owns multiple businesses and such. Okay. But I like Joe's bugs over there.

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So a UGov poll asked Americans, what are the least favorite foods, which are least favorite food? And they rank them by America's least favorite foods. Muscles. Can you eat muscles? Yeah. Would that be an oyster? I don't know. Are they different?

I'd rather eat an oyster. I would not eat. either of them. Orators look like boogers to me. I'm thinking of those black whatever that's in like Italian pasta dishes. You know what I'm talking about? Those shells, those black shells are in it. Yes, now I see it.

Those, those muscles or whatever those clams, are they clams casino? I don't even know. I just, if those aren't muscles, then forget that dish, but muscles. I mean, you can put anything that is in water. That's all, everything for me. I don't like any kind of seafood.

With that, though, it's weird. It's muscles. oysters. Clams, if I have to like eat one or two clams because it's a, you know, dunk in butter, then I'll do it. But then I'm done. I'll do a Rudy's clam strip, but that's it. But I'm done.

After like two, but for some reason, I've gnawed on a muscle like this. And then I went, some muscles. So let's, I guess we'll climb up to see what America's least favorite foods are. 27% olives. I don't like olives.

Green olives. I accidentally ate an olive recently, and I did not like it. Black or green? It was black. I don't remember what it was on. Black, I don't mind, but if it's, I like them alone. Like if it's on a charcutory board. Oh, you'll eat an olive?

I'll be like, let me pop that olive real quick. But if you're like, look at my olive. I'm going to go, that's okay. I've always been fascinated by what's going on in olive culture. I've talked about this. Like, you'll go to a Wegmans, and they got a whole ass olive bar. And I'm like, this is enough of a business that you got to have a whole bar dedicated to it. I guess so.

Yeah, the cheese lady would get an entire box of olives when her order would come in out of my stuff. Eggplant, 28%. Ooh, eggplant parm, though, bro. I don't understand why people get an eggplant parm when the chicken parm is also available. Why would you not get chicken? I've never ordered it. It was there on one of those little buffets. What an eggplant parm?

What's it taste like? Moly your chicken parm? Is there flavor? There's a flavor? Yeah. Um, okra. What is that? I saw okra for the first time in the story yesterday.

Is that? It's in a jar, right? Yeah, let me see. It kind of looks like a pickle, but it's not really a pickle. I've seen fried okra. Is that those little chunks of things? Yeah. I wonder if I'd like that.

People don't like it? Um, no, 29% do not. What does it taste like? I don't know, but I didn't know it was a, I didn't know it was in a jar until like literally yesterday. That's part of the simulation here. I saw okra probably for the first time yesterday. Yeah. It's slimy.

Susan says. Oh, no thank you. Elk asking if pork brains and milk gravy made the list. They did not. They did not. Brussels sprouts also. Oh, I love Brussels sprouts. I know you do.

That's the one like my favorite vegetable. Kale? No. Beats. Bears Battlestar Galactica. Wait, what are you doing? Beats. I don't like beats, right?

I don't like beats. I don't think I've ever eaten a beat, maybe. Beats, I describe it as a gamey vegetable. Okay. Okay, like it's got dirt flavor to it, does it? Yes, but also not. Like, you know, sometimes you bite into a vegetable and it tastes like more dirt than flavor? Yeah, that's fine.

You don't need beats. Number 10, now we're into top 10. 38% of people do not like sushi. I just don't like fish. I like the fake stuff. because I like the way that sticky rice tastes when it's a real like sucked together like that.

Yeah, I've eaten sushi. That may surprise a lot of people. I've eaten sushi and I didn't dislike it, but I'm sure there's a lot of variations I would dislike. I like the fake stuff with the fake wasabi on it because I like the way that it does that thing to your sinuses for a couple seconds. That's hilarious.

Clear you out. You can do just a little spoon of wasabi if you want to do that. Clear you out. Oh, I have. I have. This I've never. had, this is a southern thing, chitlins. They're literally pig intestines,

and then they, I don't know how they fry them up or cook them, but I have no desire to eat pig intestines. I've had those, it's good. You can't tell. It tastes like crispy bacon. You can't tell? No, you can't tell. I think chitlins come out of, you know, like poverty.

Like if you're living in the deep south and you don't have a lot of money, but you got pig intestines, you made chitlins. Yep. Number eight, I always catch shade for this, man. Blue cheese. I hate blue cheese. I like blue cheese. Sucks.

You know what I like to do? I like to take a fry and pull out that big, huge, thick chunk that's in your blue cheese cup that you get with your chicken wings and eat that with my fries. No.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Or just on a big burger, the moldier, the better. Moldy cheese. I don't know how that's even a product. I don't know how, like, well, first we let it mold. Then we eat it.

This sat around for a while, now it's got blue stuff in it. I don't know. Cut it up. Let's eat it. Let me eat that real quick, though. Yeah, So gross.

I'm not eating blue cheese. Seven. Oysters. 42% of Americans do not like oysters. No, man, they're gross. They're weird. I always bring up my buddy Carol.

He used to have smoked oysters in his house. And I was like, that's a can of boogers. And someone's eating that? No, thank you. Frank would eat crap like that. Oysters.

Well, he would stop at that little can section that's next thing. Yep. That's where Carol's dad would get his smoked oysters. You're standing in front of the tuna fish like a normal person, but then you take a step to the right. Yeah. They're like, hey, we got sardines in these cans. We got weird ass stuff and all these cans.

Frank would buy it all. And just eat it. And he didn't come from poverty at all. He's just gross. This is gross. Did you have to ever buy him any of that stuff? No, he would put it on his list. Like, smoked salmon or smoked sardine, blah, whatever.

And I'd be over there and be like, yep, here you go, there's your gross ass fish in a can. A bunch of you were saying tripe, but it didn't make the list. Is this tripe fish too? No, it's, is that, uh, big intestines,

I think, but like, or stomach or sheep stomach. Something like, one of those. I can't remember, but I know it's not, it depends on how you make it.

Cause if, if you make it properly, uh, it's not as, uh, as, you know, bad,

but some people can, uh, really screw it up. Yeah. But usually it's just like a mushy meat. There's, um, this,

this, Yeah, it's the thing that Ralphie brought in. See, he made it properly, so it was okay. I don't know how to pronounce it. This was something that our friends in Sweden eat, and I had no desire to. I don't know how to pronounce it. It's like Sostrominging.

It's a can of salted, fermented Baltic Sea herring. So it's like a feldthofish or a lutefisk. Yeah, lusfisk. Or whatever, like that sort of. It's stromsting. I can't pronounce it. It's in the Swedish way. It's in the family. It's in that family.

And it's a no. Tripe is a cow stomach lining, Cody. Again, that's got to come from poverty. Like, you're working on a farm and you've got to use every part of the cow. You make it properly. You can make it in that, like, that Italian sauce. Remember, Ralphie brought me some. Oh, yes.

But you make it even the littlest bit wrong and it's gross. Yeah, she says it's literally rotten fish. Stroming. I don't know how to pronounce it. No. Also, that blood sausage they'll have over there. These are all American foods because I'm not, you go to Europe in the Baltic Sea area. You're going to find foods.

You have no desire to eat. No, thanks. Blood sausage is a no-go. Caviar made the list. 40% of Americans do not care for caviar. Never had it. Never had it. Probably won't.

Probably won't. Not a chance I need to taste fish eggs. Nope. There's zero need. Uh-uh. That's just a rich person flex where they're like, these things are rare and expensive. I'm going to eat them. I've heard people really like them.

They're supposed to be really good. I just have no interest in that at all. Unless you put it in pudding and turn it into tapioca, then I'll eat it. Then I'll eat it. Then I'll eat it. Fish eyeballs in there. Yes. Squid, number five.

Who's eating squid? Calamari. Is that what that is? Right. I thought that was octopus. I have no idea. Is there a difference? It's gross.

Let's move on because I don't know the difference between squid and october. I don't want either. I don't want either. I don't want either. I've tried. I'd calamari the way the people do it. Mm-hmm. It's gross.

Number four. You just leave it in the water. Number four, I, if it's prepared right, and even Cody will agree with me on this, tofu ain't bad if it's prepared right. Yeah, it's got to be a certain. I'm not just eating a brick of tofu. No, it's got to be done a certain way. But Strong Hearts will do like their chicken wings on it.

Those are phenomenal. Their chicken sandwich is fine. Yeah, you can do it right. Some of it. E. And here's your top three. E. 52% of Americans hate sardines.

Obviously, we talked about sardines. No, thank you. Number two is liver. I don't eat liver. I've never had it. I've had liver worst. Which is the same. That's what it is.

And I can only, I remember growing up, I think I'd eat it more. Like, now I could eat like a bite of it with some mustard. And then I'm like, okay, I'll set. Thanks. My father-in-law will eat liver. and my wife will have like a bite of it or something. Like, you know, when you get the chicken entrails or whatever, or a turkey, it's got the liver in it?

I've eaten cooked that, and it's not the grossest, but I'm not eating it. I've eaten all of those gizzards. I've tried a bite of all of them. I wanted to. And I'm going to sound really dumb here, which isn't new. Number one, 56% of Americans hate anchovies. Yeah. Can you, why is my brain not knowing what anchovies?

are. Aren't they the same as sardines? Yeah, but I thought they were just smaller. They're just smaller sardines. But it's that whole little fish? I thought. Right? Because my brain can't pick your one anchovy. I know that you don't like them on pizzas, right?

Like, that's the joke. Yeah. Hold the anchovies. Because, no. That's what they use to make Caesar salad dressing that they mush it up. Yeah, anchovies a small common forage fish. Ugh. Most species are found in marine waters, but several will enter brackish waters.

Brachammer. Bracket. I'm good. I'm good. Nah. Seems like we're right. Seems like the two of us who do have baby mouths and hate seafood. We're on Trent.

Right. Because most of this is food of the sea. Oh yeah. How much to get you to have a little balut? What's balut? We ever seen that? No. That baby duck and the egg there?

We ever seen that? No. Google Balut. How do you spell it? B-A-L-U-T. B-A-L-U-T. How much? Is a fertilized duck embery?

That is boiled and eaten in the shell? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. Why would you... No, why would you eat this? Isn't that disgusting?

No! Yep. You can't eat that. That's a bird. Yup, and they eat it. That's a beak. It's got beak. Yep.

Eat that beak. People eat this? Eat that beak. Come on, man. Come on, man. But what's weird is that... What's wrong? with people?

That there's somebody over in, I don't know, it's Japanese street food. There's somebody over in, or Filipino street food, I can't. There's somebody over in the Philippines watching a video of us eating a, the KFC double down.

They're like, Oh, Booba on, chicken patties. Come on, no way. Now you're telling me that you're walking around the Philippines, Cambodia, Vietnam, and there's a cart selling balut. Yeah.

Where you just crack open an egg and there's basically a, How much? How much to eat that? I'll buy it for you too. You can get them shipped here, I think. I mean, it would literally need to be in the thousands of dollars for me to eat this. Because that's a baby chicken.

I agree. But what's funny is that take that baby duck out of that or baby chicken out of that, fried up a little bit. I'll eat it. Yeah, yeah. That's the irony of that. Leaving it in a house. You let that.

age a little bit longer, you chop it up. Put in some fettuccini. I'll eat it. That I'm good. Yeah, everybody loves volleyball in this town. Yeah. We just saw a video for Trappers, too. We love trappers too. And people playing volleyball. People play volleyball. People play volleyball up at Bombadilles and Phoenix. People play volleyball and

sharkies. I don't know why people love volleyball so much. I like the less competitive ones, but then there are the ones that have the bros on them that... Oh, does that get real intense? Yes. Where it's, you know, You know, this is for real. I played sports growing up. Well, volleyball's got two of the things that I already hate,

and that's outdoors and sand. So you got two strikes before you even get me there. That makes sense. Yep. Joe's like keeps your old ass active. I get it. I should do something. Right there.

Like Joe, I bet I would play with Joe. Joe would be fun. That is just something to keep you active, whereas you see some of those things online where people are wearing like 80-armed, you know, things. And it's like, It's, it's volleyball. You've already lost me when you said, Josh, you want to go outside in summertime and be in sand? Yeah.

I've already stopped listening. I used to be really good at it in high school when we play for like gym class. For volleyball, yeah. But not with like, you know, the, obviously the spiking and stuff. No, I'm not good in any of that stuff. It hurt my hands. I'm a very fragile boy. Yeah.

I don't got working man hands. Well, I just can't jump over it and smack it over the net, not happening. This is up. Yeah, they'll tee up. Teap up, but I ain't jumping over to reach in the net. This is, uh, might be controversial, because anytime I bring this up, people yell at me that it's too soon.

It's too soon. Boo! But Home Depot has announced their Halloween decorations for this year, dude. Okay. Hey, uh, dollar, Dollar tree have got them up. Uh, Dollar General has them up. They got a whole thing out.

There's a lot of places that have them up, not to mention every grocery store has already got their candy out. Dude, I got a say, You're not going to be, if anybody throws you shade, they've all got to be throwing a little shadder. I love Halloween. I'm already in a hatter. Shadder? Shatter? I shattered. I shattered the expectations.

I've shatted. You have. I've shatted my pants. Yes. No, what I'm saying is I am absolutely a Halloween mode. You know that it's my favorite holiday guys. We go through this every year. Yeah.

And they, you got to credit the Home Depot. I figure what, 10 years ago they probably put out a couple decorations and they've sold well. And every year they just embrace it and get bigger and bigger. I'm sure Lowe's does too. I don't really follow. I don't really have either preference. Yep, they do. But Home Depot was where that 12-foot skeleton went viral a few years ago.

That was their big claim to fame. Yeah, that's the thing now. The big skeletons? The big decorations. It's all of it. I mean, you go into a Home Depot or Lowe's now. Wait if you see some of the stuff they've got on their site right now. So Home Depot, first of the first.

of all, let's talk about the skeleton. As it's, we know it as Skelly, which is funny because I had a character in college named Skelly that I did. So you will be hearing from my lawyers. But we had a little skeleton. I don't know what was like, it was like a Halloween prop.

But I named it Skelly and I would do a voice and I'd walk around talking to people as Skelly, the skeleton. It's a piece of history. We don't need to dig up. But Home Depot will now be selling Ultra Skelly. So it's a shorter version of

12 foot version, but Ultraskelly connects with an app. You can control its eyes, its mouth. Oh, wow. Voice. Yeah, dude. Ultra Skelly's 279. Oh, geez. That's pretty cool, though, man.

That's pretty neat. Yeah. That you can control, like, and have, like, kids walk by and be like, hey. You know, a little jerk. Yeah, despite inflation and incoming tariffs, the original 12th. foot skeleton is still going to be $2.99. But don't they sell out real fast? Yeah. Yeah. People love those things.

All right. So let's go to the website. But again, the amount of tall things they have now, like, if you go and look, I don't even want the skeleton. I want the other things that they've got. Look at this website. You want a 15 foot warrior crow? They got that for you. See, I already want that. Eight foot Wyvern? I want that more than the skeleton already. Nine and a half foot tall spider.

A nine and a half foot arachophobia spider. What? What's that? What are you looking at? What one? Point at it on the screens. I can see what you're looking at. That is the eight foot tumble troll.

Oscar? Oh, that looks like Oscar. Dude. Bro. It's got the thing. Bro. He's got the tattered clothes. Guys, I think Home Depot stole Oscar.

Look it I want that though I want that Out of school Yeah you gotta keep an eye on these Because they pop up from time to time Eight feet Eight foot

Whoa man And by the way If anybody wants I'm not getting into the Oscar stuff again this year There's some psychopaths out there Who take this Oscar thing Way too seriously They need a life

Yeah the The people that came at us after I'm not dabbling in this Oscar thing The biggest Dickie douchebags I've been invited We've both been invited To go see the Oscar

I don't care I'm gonna go see it I don't care I'm gonna take pictures of it And I'm not gonna share it with anybody Because there's some lunatics out there Over the stupid Oscar dog Right yeah

We've got Six and a half foot witches Yo What's the zombie stack trio What is this? We're talking about the Home Depot decorations Oh They stack on each other

How hilarious is this? That's hilarious Three little mini zombies that stack on each other. I like that one. All right. What else we got? What's the... They got a couple of trees. Yeah, what was that?

They got the scowling sapling and they got the horrifying hickory. Let's look at the nine foot. I want that one. Inventory coming soon. Look at this thing, dude. I'm putting this in my yard. 280. That's so cool. I got bad news for my wife. We're spending $1,000 on Halloween decorations.

I'm putting this stuff in my yard. Well, you should get one of those because you don't go ham. You like to have a couple things and be good to go. Oh, yeah, dude. Whoa! Now we're going to get into some other stuff. There's a seven-foot Meglodon shark that you guys can get. If you want like a water theme in the Home Depot Halloween site.

That and the pirate ship is the coolest thing I've ever seen. I'm showing all this in our Twitch channel right now. Twitch.tv slash K-RocC-N-Y. You want to see it. Also, yeah, this pirate ship, dude. Are you kidding me? Have that in your yard, bud? Oh, yeah.

Dude. I got it. I bought a $400 pirate chip. Don't be mad. Yeah, sorry. It's on the credit card. Don't be mad about it. Can we float in it?

No, it's for the front yard. What? Oh, this is an animated fisherman that rocks back and forth. Oh, my God. That is great. All right, let's go down to the other section. We're talking Home Depot's new Halloween decorations. I know how much you guys love your Halloween decoration.

If you have a camp on the water at all, I don't see how you don't have that. Graves and bones, you can get a hearse, 15 foot, Galley Crow? Here's the ultra-Skelly. Can you guys see it over us? Right over our photo. This is the six and a half foot tall ultra-Skelly. Oh, okay.

That I was just talking about. Yeah. It's all controllable. You link it with the app. You can change its eyes, its colors, all of that stuff. Wow.

I can't believe this stuff. I'm saying. Halloween's getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. What one? That thing right out. The Skelly cat? Oh, okay, okay, I see it.

You can get a dead cat. But it's a five-foot long. You get a dead cat. Oh my god. Yeah, dude. It's awesome. I love high. I can get you a dead cat for cheap.

We want to send you to Enchanted Forest Water Safari where the fun never stops. All you got to do is text the word summer to 315, 365, 36, 4,1009, and I'll pick some people at the end of today's show. They rejected. Win tickets. My slogan years ago. What was yours. Holding a gun to fun's head all summer long. That's not very family friendly.

No. I prefer where the fun never stops. I mean, mine is close. Yeah, I like yours. Oh, does fun want to stop? Enchanted Forest, have fun or die. Exactly. No, it's not.

It's a little, it's a kind of off-putting, to be honest with you. I prefer where the fun never stops. Interesting. Come get you summer. That's Sea Breeze. Yeah. No, I pitched that to them, too. No, then Sea Breeze took it.

Ah, geez. No, we love Water Safari. Water Safari.com for tickets and information. It was already Cibreases. If you want to win, that's a win. some or to the K Rock text line. I'll pick somebody after the show today. Am I allowed to bring in my own

like feed, you think? To feed the animals? I doubt it. I doubt it. I'm going to be spending quarters on there. I'm sure I could go somewhere and buy a giant bag of those pellets for like a buck 50. Yeah. And be a goddamn king. Because you would buy the right food. Yeah. There's a lot of people who would just walk in there with a handful of beef jerky or something to try to feed the horse.

But no, I'm going to have to go and check that out, I think. What animals are you on going to check out? out this weekend. Well, just they have that they kind of revamped that little petting zoo area. I saw the horse. Yeah, there's a horse, there's more goats. There was each one of those little cages.

Ooh. Had random things in it. There was pigs and such. You go watch the circus? Yeah, because that's, it's very impressive this year. They added stuff again. I don't know how they keep adding stuff, but they do. Well, I think what they did was they got rid of some of the

less popular stuff? Yeah. Yeah, like not Lamer-Rex, but they've upped their game. Oh, yeah, it looks awesome. Every summer there's been different stuff. Yeah, it looks awesome. Text line 315364, 109. So a child in India, people in India are just build different. Child in India.

Chill in there with his family and it's India. So there's snakes all over the place. I was just going to say, is this a snake story or a Bengal tiger story? Now it's a snake story. Kid, how old was the kid, does it say? one year old old enough the smallest of kids

one year old is sitting there when his family says a snake started to coil around his arm and hand everyone rushed towards him when the toddler picked up his arm bit the snake's head off and it died

that's the baddest ass one year old I've ever seen um also terrifying. He bit the snake near the head, killing it on the spot. We still rushed him to the local hospital. There was not much venom in him and the child's condition is fine. Dude. Wow. That's the I mean, get this kid in whatever special forces you got over there in India. Because he ain't afraid of nothing. He ain't afraid of nothing. Well, you're one. You don't know to be afraid

of a snake probably. Yeah. You're like, what is this? Bite, dad. Get off me. I just liked it his instinct or he knew enough that it was dangerous that he had to do something immediately. He didn't know what because, you know, again, one, just, or yeah, or yeah, one, you just put things in your mouth. You're like, what is this? I don't know that this is a living, poisonous thing. Exactly. Welcome back, Ozzy Osbourne.

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A lot of vendors always popping in for stuff. Yeah. East Coast Emeralds over there on Rood. That's Route 11, Brewerton Road. It's so confusing. I'm right behind Daily Diner. One of you different names that road has. Went over there yesterday to show you guys some stuff on Whiskey Wednesday last night.

And it was just an older man in his SUV circling the parking lot the entire time. and I was going to be like, hey, bud, you're trying to go to the diner? You can just park here, walk to the diner. I don't know what he was doing. You just go around, and then he'd go out to the road, and then he'd come back in. He's waiting for his wife to finish inside. Hurry out. Finish up with the check.

I'll get out there in the car. And I kept seeing him go around. Do you need, does this gentleman need help with anything? No, I think he was just maybe doing that, waiting for his wife. And of course, Sweetgrass, we have spent a lot of time with our boys from Sweetgrass these last eight weeks. Y'all go give them a visit, Union Springs and Seneca Falls. So I was saying, and again, I know it is not appropriate timing, but yesterday was the Aussie funeral procession.

It was very sad. Prince of Darkness, we love him. Did it have the guitarist from Led Zeppelin playing the acoustic guitar through the street? Isn't it weird? I don't know why Gerbil shared that. That was not, I deleted it. It was a stupid photo. It was just dumb.

There was an AI photo of Brian May, like leading a funeral procession days before that. It wasn't even an accurate photo. And I'm like, we're not sharing that on the K-Rock page. But I did say, whereas I'm sure they're very sad and they should be. That's their dad. That's their husband. It seemed like Kelly and Sharon had trouble showing emotions. Their faces were so tight that they just kind of had big frowns.

Their face wasn't moving very much. And again, very sad. Sharon looked frail. I mean, between the two of them, I mean, I can't imagine the amount of nips and tucks that they've had. Sharon is basically a plastic face. Yeah, she's really tucked up. Hey, and I'm all for gender, for me care. Whatever you got to do, you do you.

I'm just saying it made a little hard to show emotions. Jack looked dapper and did his other daughter show up? Is her name Amy or something? She's the one that didn't want to do the show. I wouldn't know what she looked like because she wasn't on TV. I didn't see anything. I just saw some photos and videos of it. They were live streaming it, but I couldn't bring it up in here.

It was exactly 24 hours ago, but the live stream crashed. Oh, of course. Well, devoted fans of Ozzy have launched a new petition on change. org urging Chipotle to create a signature burrito called the Ozzie. I guess Ozzy ate like two Chipotle burritos a day. Oh, all right. It was like his favorite food. I didn't even know that.

All right, that's cool then. The petition has over 6,000 signatures reflecting the Osbournes' well-known affinity. Oh, that'll move a big corporation. That'll move the big 6,000 signatures on there. We got 6,000 signatures. Go ahead and put this on the menu. Done. Do you want to hear what Ozzy got in his burritos?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. White rice, pinto beans. Yep. Barbacola. What is that? Is that pork? I think so. Or is that like the steak?

if it's one of those. What is barbacoa? I think it's a steak. It's a style of cooking. Here's some info about barbacoa. It refers to local and digit variation method of cooking meat in a pit or earth oven. All right, so I get some, it doesn't matter the meat.

Just how you cook it. Like the method of it? Oh, okay. Sour cream, cheese, and medium salsa. Dude, I could eat a burrito right now. That's about what I do, but I get chicken when I get a burrito. I like a chicken one. I love a good Ponchitos burrito.

I like a Chipo. I like a most burrito. I like it all. Yeah. Can you get Fritos in it? Can you? I don't know. Yeah, but like Cody said, 6,000 signatures. I don't think he's going to really move the needle. But good for them.

Anything that brings attention to it? I mean, it's one of those. What's your burrito combo? What do you put in yours? For a guy that doesn't like food touching, what do you put? It just depends. But I mean, with those I like because I can watch you do it. Okay. So what's your order then? Well, it depends on what we got, though.

But because when we went to like the Chipotle there, it was beans, those same, the beans, the rice, chicken. I don't I don't really want the shredded cheese because it doesn't really melt Oh, I like that it doesn't melt, but go ahead. See, I hate that. If I have shredded cheese, I want it to be melty. And then I don't really know everything that's in it. But yeah, I usually get like the home wrecker, the Joey Bag of Donuts. Yeah, like the mini one of the next.

Some are huge. The Art Van Bale. If I'm at Mo's, I'll do a chicken, pinto beans, brown rice, some queso, shredded cheese, some sour cream. Because what I do is I like to have my little dipping cups of like sour cream. If you want to put sour cream in there because it'll heat it up a little, I'll do that. But I like that and the salsa and hot sauce on the side because I like to dunk it. The only problem with the Ponchitos burrito is I try to eat it in the car and that's a disaster. No, you can't do that.

It is so much stuff. I also, and I keep forgetting because I want to do it with a taco by one, so it's not like a, you know, a $15 breedo from somewhere else. Have you seen all those videos of how you're supposed to eat a burrito? No. Or they cut it? You ever seen that? No. Just Google how you're like a hack of how you're supposed to eat a burrito.

I at least want to try it just to see if it's any more convenient because I have a feeling it's just going to fall apart. Does it just pop up or no? How to eat a burrito. Because what they're doing is it's being like cut in half. Like, what do I have? That's a burrito. I mean, I see it. I can play this, how to properly eat a burrito.

But, like, see how I have a burrito right now in my hand? People are going like this. They're cutting it. That way you've got. Continue unwrapping the foil as you go. Let's see. That's how I eat my burrito. Oh, see, that's how I do it.

I mean, that's nothing special. That's not a hack. What were they? They cut it at an angle or something? You cut it. Just right down the middle. Like a sub? You know, when you pick it up.

the filling is all in the boat of the burrito. You get what I'm saying? Oh, I would need to. So you're cutting it long ways? Yes. And then I have like a... And then you pick it up and all of the filling isn't going every which way. It's all right there.

And you've got like some of the more perfect bites. Yeah. I see what you're saying. That ain't a bad idea. I want to try it with a Taco Bell one just to see... But I think you need to have a lot of stuff in it, it sounds like. It needs to be overstuffed. Yes. It needs to be a big, a decent burrito or else it's not going to, it just won't all that'll work.

Textline says, my go-to is it Ponchitos, the super burrito with steak, brown rice, pinto beans, extra cheese, hot sauce, sour cream and lettuce. Hell yeah. Let's see, is this guy going to do it? Let me see. I'll see if he does it. Yep. Yeah, he's cutting it long ways. I'll describe it. He cuts it long ways. And then watch. And he kind of picks it up like it's like a hot dog almost. Yeah. And then you can eat it. You know, like this way, yeah. All right, I see that. And that looked like a Ponchito's burrito. I mean, it wasn't, but. I was telling Cody, I was very embarrassed.

I don't eat like I used to, guys. And yesterday something got in me. I got that dog in me yesterday. I can't feel bad, but I feel bad because I know the feeling, but I can't feel bad because you, this is, these are self-inflicted wounds. This was, this, this was, this was, this was self-executive. I leave here. I had to head out the East Coast Emeralds.

North Syracuse. Well, if I'm in North Syracuse, I'm getting a G-Nos cheese stick. It's right there. I got to get extra meat. So I get the extra meat, just like your mothers. Which, which, what? I got to stop you and say this real quick. A lot of places, you almost have to do that.

Because it's too much bread. Well, it's just, some places don't really put a ton of meat. At this place, you don't eat you. It's absolutely unnecessary. This makes it the fattest. most overstuffed, whatever you're thinking in your head, double that. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, go ahead. So I leave here, I go to East Coast. Stop into Gino's, get myself a cheese steak. Now, I love, I love their tater tots. Second favorite tots, I agree. Cody and I are on the same page of this. Wildcats the best tots, second tots are Ginos in North Syracuse. Yep.

But I'm going to want more than one bag of tots. This is the addict in me. I got to always keep at bay, because I know the addict gene in me wants to do this. So I'm like, all right, let me get two bags of tots, and I got my wife a bag of onion rings. Okay, how are their onion rings? They're incredible.

They're actually really good. So I sent Cody a photo. I open up the bag of tots, put it my cup holder, because those are going to be my driving tots. Yeah. And then I'm going to have more tots for later. Yeah. We all know how that turned out.

Before I even got to the Phoenix exit, both bags of tots. We're gone. When you leave, which way do you go? So when I leave Cicero, when I leave Gino's, I'm going to go into... You go to Cicero? I'm going to go towards Driver's Village. Okay, I'm just picturing the drive in my head, and then you get, okay. And then I go 41 north up to the Phoenix exit.

So in that time, don't laugh. Don't laugh. Your boy put away two bags of tots. Not great. This is how I used to eat. I don't eat like this anymore. So close. Something got in me, though.

Something got in me. It's like eight minutes. Something got in me, bro. I was eating. I was doing two or three at a time. I was doing this move where I would take the tot out of the bag, put it in front of the air conditioning vent so it would cool off and then I'd pop it. But then while I was chewing that one, I'm cooling off the next tot,

I had a whole thing going. I had a whole thing going. I had, I had one top, cool it off in front of the vent. Eat it as I'm chewing. Next tot is being cooled off in front of the vent. It was a machine, dude. Oh, my God. So I get two bags down.

I'm two bags down. I had a whole system. Oh, man. Now I get home, and I lay out this gigantic cheese steak, and I was just binging tots. I was going hard. I lay out this cheesecake. What? Would you look up?

I did try. What did you look up? From Gino's. Yeah. And then you said, before the first Phoenix exit, right there by Bern Derry. So from Gino. I put in Tully's North Syracuse because it's close. And that's five minutes.

So it would probably be only another. Well, yeah, yeah, five minutes. Five to seven minutes. Ten minutes. Under ten minutes, I put down, I would guess, no less than 30 tater tots. They're huge bags. Huge bags. It was a lot.

Again, something got in me yesterday. So I get those down. And I eat this, then I put the cheesecake down. and I just, I eat the whole cheese steak. And dude, my body started to hurt. Like, where my stomach is, like, I don't know what, but wherever it is in your body, it was so much food, it started to hurt, like, my muscles.

You always had an alien pop out. To where I had to, I crawled over to the bed, and I just laid on top of my bed, and I was like, ah! Do you, do any sauce? No. No, you're just a dry guy? I'm a dry guy, yeah.

Dry since 99. Everybody knows. I mean, I didn't know if I had your cheese taste. But that was, it was, it was too much. I had to lay out and recover like a snake who had just eaten like a whole deer. Yes. I couldn't move. You had to start making it so your food could start to digest, but there was probably not enough room or the fluids.

It was, it was a mistake. The food was incredible as it always is. It's the best. You're going to find. Yeah. No, that's... I can't believe. I put down two bags of tops in five minutes.

I did. I once ordered there with the extra meat just because I was like, yeah, why not? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so unnecessary. It's so dumb. You don't need to. It's worth it. Most people, when they get a cheese steak, they're going to get the steak and onions and the onions and the peppers.

Yeah, you don't. I don't get that. I don't get that. I'm a meat man. But a lot of places where they'll be like, like, well, they're not getting this. Oh, well, they're not going to fill it with extra of meat because they don't want that. They do.

Yeah. They're like, well, it's going to be a full cheese steak regardless. Yeah. Yeah, that's my spot. Not that they're a sponsor. I'm just giving them for love because they're a great cheesecake spot in our Syracuse. They've legit been our favorite for a long time. You're going to be real hard pressed.

Although that place in Eastwood looks like, just by looks, looks like it could be a nice battle between the two. text line, Josh, were you swerving all over the road trying to, try and eat them tots? Nah, bro, I'm so good at eating in my car. You guys have no idea how good I am. He's a talented totter. Hey, good morning, everybody. This is Kay Rock. What is that?

No one knows. Henry Winkler with a sloth is on TV right now. It was a sloth and a shirt and that's all I needed. That caught me off guard. That was it. I'm good now. How are we all doing? Some rain coming through.

Some much needed rain. coming through central New York right now. I can see in like little spots where it, I don't think it's last in or it's not supposed to last all day long, is it? No, no, no, no. I can see the spots where it's trying to. What?

Uh-oh. One of the minor street people. Um, I don't know what this is. I don't know why people are calling it Farrell Child Summer. It's a thing that Kylie Kelsey made famous on her podcasts. Okay.

Let me hear this clip. It sounds like something I can eat into. It's called feral child summer. I love the idea of feral child summer. I currently will unleash my children into the backyard. If one of them ends up digging out a rock, half at it, if another one ends up climbing up the place that having a whole pretend play situation or scenario made up, great.

I love watching them play. So basically it's kind of like what we, What we kind of did growing up where, you know how it's going to sound like, well, these kids these days, don't do this. Yes, I'm going off of our experience. It's like what we used to do where we would go out and just, I don't know, play in the dirt, go in the woods. But also, Kylie Kelsey understands that her backyard is a millionaire's backyard, right?

In a very safe neighborhood where there's probably a lot of safety things in place. Yeah. Not everybody can just send their kids out to be feral. She kind of wants her kids, everybody else's kids, but like you were saying, safety and, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The millionaire thing to do what I kind of do in the summer, where it's, you see that log over there? Go wander around. Go flip that log.

Maybe there's cool bugs or a snake under there. Look at that rock. You should probably get that rock. That's a cool rock. Oh, you forgot to put your shoes on before we went outside. That's okay. Now we're out in the middle of the woods with no shoes. Yeah, there is a weird thing that's changed.

I saw somebody post about this. where it's like back in the 80s and 90s and 70s and all of it, all of it up to like the 2000s. Like your parents would just kick you out of the house all day and then you'd be gone all day and then you'd come back. I don't know what shifted where now it feels like as parents we're in charge of entertaining our kids. Because there is that weird pressure where it's like, well, did you take your children

to do something today? Like you're made to feel neglectful if you just send your kids outside. In the last like 15, 20 years of you. You've seen the social media push where you have to have everything on the social media. Yeah. So that mixed with the fact that COVID happened and parents, not they had to, but kind of had to come up with things for their kids because, you know, that. And also not being one of those guys, it's not safe.

And people like, oh, it's just a safe. It's a little bit more unsafe out there for kids than when we were out there. And yes, there were some child abductions and crap like that. But, I mean, there's everything out there now between violence and just predators and everything. I don't know. It's not the same. Like, as a kid who was a feral child, like we were literally just sent out on NSAv and Pennaville to wander the streets for 10 hours. And when we did get home, please be in the garage, you know, it felt like that.

Yeah, we knew it was safe. But now as a parent, it feels like, I don't know why it feels different. I don't have an explanation for it. I feel like I need to find things for my kids to do. They're really good at entertaining themselves. Like they both have different hobbies that they enjoy and sun golfs and our oldest will, you know, do movies and stuff. But I don't know. It feels different.

Like, I don't feel like my parents, my parents made one plan a summer for us. It was like, we'll go to Darien Lake. Right. I've planned one trip. That's enough. Honestly, back then, that would be all right, fine. Okay, good. Yeah.

That's it. Yeah. Okay, fine. Because the rest of it, you're like, I got, I'm playing with my friends. I got stuff to do. Like, meow is a good point. Is it because I'm aware of what happens when you're a feral child and like you're going to go find booze and cigarettes and get yourself in trouble?

No, not so much of that. I don't know. I don't know. It's a mix. I think it's a mix of everything. I don't think it's, well, we're aware of that when we're aware of that when we, were kids, we would find a booby magazine or one unlit cigarette. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I don't think parents are worried about that as much anymore as just everything else. And you have to let your kids like make mistakes and learn on their own, you know? So you're like, yeah. Good luck, go ahead. And it's hard as a parent because you're just like kind of putting your heart out there to go make mistakes. But it's also what they have to do. You know, I don't know, it's weird.

Like, she says feral child summer. Which almost is like a, kind of like a not, like, I mean poor? Because you're saying if he goes out there and digs up a rock or does everything with his imagination, great, I love it. So you're kind of saying, if they want to do poor kid stuff. But I also think that she, I don't think that she's fully aware. No, no, she doesn't mean it in a mean way at all. But I also don't think that she's fully aware of her privilege. Like, yeah, Kylie Kelsey, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're.

Very down to earth. She's very down to earth. But she's also a multi-millionaire. Yeah. She has the- With a different set of circumstances than most. Yeah. She has the opportunity to let her kids go and not have to worry that, you know,

just the worries of things now. Like, I don't necessarily want my children wandering freely around Fulton, New York. Yeah. Because I did. And I know what's going on in Fulton, New York. And I see the people who wander around, you know? I don't know. It's weird because I want my kids to have those experiences.

No, it's a little bit of everything, I think, from 20 years ago. What do you guys think about this feral, feral child summer? What do you think about that? How are you handling it as a parent? Are you able to let the kids wander? I do my best. I do my best. I guess 22% of Americans are said to take their birthday very or extremely seriously.

Yeah, damn right. Most passionate about their birthdays are Scorpio's and. Leo's. I'm a Leo. I thought you're going to say women in their 20s and early 30s. It's my birthday month. It's my whole week. It's my birthday year. It's my whole birthday month. Yeah, me now, I forget that my birthday's even coming up. Oh yeah, it is. I'll be 44 in a couple weeks, dude. You get you. A couple weeks, dude. You're wicked old, though. I feel it. I feel wicked old. I really don't know where my 30s went. I told you this. I don't, I don't remember them. I don't know where my I see photos of my 20s and my 30s and

Where has his youth gone? Where has it gone? I don't know where it's gone. Where has his youth gone? Slowly fading away and this like Shell gets older and fatter and grayer. The once brownhead spry young pup Is older now.

Greyhead. Yeah, that was a I enjoyed that dialogue. Millions of Americans say They will hold a grudge against someone for forgetting their birthday. can forget my birthday. I forget my birthday. I won't be here for my birthday. Oh, yes, you will. A new survey finds a 22% of Americans take their birthday extremely seriously. Over 1 and 10

would be mad at someone for not coming out to celebrate their birthday. I'm mad. It's my birth month. It's my birth year. This is garbage. She does that birth month stuff too. It's just a like a women thing maybe. There's no guys celebrate. in birth months, is there? I'll punch you if you get in August. Dave. Or it's like two weeks. Come on by the garage.

It's my birth month. Two weeks after the fact. You're coming out for my birth month? What? Do you're your birthday at the beginning of August? But it's my birth month. It's still August. It's still my birth month, all right?

Don't be a jerk. You know you want to come out and celebrate with me and the boys. I've never cared about my birthday. I don't know why. I just don't. I do. It was pretty cool back in the day when like you're a kid and you get toys and stuff. I'd have my friends over to swim.

Oh, I still get cake and stuff. Yeah? Yeah, that's why I like it. The baked good. You could literally ask for any baked good you want and you get it. We've been. Because you were born without your own consent. So I'm going to sue my mom.

My family trips always take place during my birthday. Just because that's that we're allowed to take time off. You were a summertime kid. I was a summertime baby. Yep. My parents humped, I guess. What would have been? Probably November around Thanksgiving.

probably humped. Belly full of turkey, did a little sex, and then here your boy was August 11th. But I'm always, was somewhere with my family on my birthday. I have been for several years now. It's the way this business works out, July is very busy, but you take a time off in August. And I don't really care about it. Like, it doesn't, I don't have to do anything. Yeah, so mine was always whatever day it falls under in the school year in the winter.

Yeah, because you're close to Christmas. That sucks, too. At least it was. That right there is good because it's not Cousin'Jay. style. Cousin Jay had the worst. I mean, day of Christmas is the worst birthday. Cousin' day's a couple days after.

I almost want to say a couple days after is worse because at least on Christmas, you're going to get a celebration, you know, in the least. It might not be for you, but there will still be, you know, things going about. A couple days after Christmas trying to be like, no, we're going to do a thing. Yeah, dude. For a birthday, it's like, ah, we just had Christmas. Yeah. I mean.

We're settling with family, sorry. If I can just share with you, the only negativity. Yeah, Meow's bringing this up. The only negative impact to have on my birthday is that I never got cupcakes at school. And we were of the generation where school birthdays were badass. That was a big deal. Yes. You would walk in like the king of the king of castle.

King of the Castle, and it is my birthday. No, you want the cupcake. Oh, you want the cupcake. No. Never got to enjoy that. No, I remember once. Mine happened over the summer. I was able to have a summer birthday party.

You were? Yeah. A half birthday? Well, no, because I was always mad that I couldn't, like, there's nothing ever due for my birthday because it's in the winter. So I had a birthday party in the summer. Awesome. Instead.

That's good thinking. It was awesome. That's good thinking. It was cool. I don't take my birthday very seriously. Showgirl Tammy and many of you do enjoy your birth months. Go live your life. I don't care.

Have fun with it. Whatever. I have a question about those you celebrate. your birth month. If your birthday, okay, say August 11th, which is my birthday, is part of my birth month. I don't get to do stuff on August 12th, right? It's leading up to it. That's the finale.

Well, that's what I'm saying about like... You can't be like your birthday was two weeks ago, but it's still my birth month. But it's still August. Well, your birthday is over then. It's not like you're waiting to celebrate it. No, yes, I agree with you. Yes. I think it has to end at your birthday.

You'd be like it's coming up. Start celebrating weeks ahead. I don't care. But you don't get to party because it's going to be in two weeks. Yeah, right? Because 12 days ago was your birthday. That ain't happening. Or in 12 days is your birthday, so neither get a party.

Dave, this weekend. Me and Tom are going to be in the garage, drinking some beers working on the truck. If you want to come by from my birth month. Oh, I thought your birthday was two weeks ago. Hey, still my birth month, though. Exactly. Did you see the end of the month happen yet? Come on.

I don't think so. Still my birth month. Now have a little respect. Radio World, we're going to fire up the PlayStation here in a second, and some of you nerds will know exactly what game I'm talking about. Speaking of gaming. Twitch, we're going to play some golf. Gaming stream powered by Days dispensary.

Open now up on the S.U. Hill 8 a.m. to 2 a.m. every single day. Just saw they release the 99 Club from Madden. Oh. I'm excited. That looks good this year, man. Radio world. Who knows? Who knows this video game music?

Turning on the PlayStation. Oh, it's on, what, I would say, what racing game is it? I forget the name, but I'm going to whip you with a chain, though. Yeah. Because that was the best. It's that motorcycle game. What the hell was that called? Road rash.

Road rash. Chains and knives and kids. That was the best. I love that. Rusty Cage kicks off your 90s at 9. It's the show.