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Episode Date: April 23, 2026

Cody’s favorite day has arrived — The NFL Draft. Does Weitsman make his way to the spotlight somehow? Does our anxiety come from Where’s Waldo & Magic Eye pictures? Josh’s Improv Troupe is planning a reunion, but will he choose it over Taste of Syracuse? Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

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Hello. Tonight we'll get into a cocoa pass. Tonight's a big night for our boy. Our little baby boy here's got big night ahead of them. Big old fat plan. He's got cocoa pops and then it's draft day, baby. Oh, buddy. Yeah, I'm seeing all sorts of stuff, man.

Like what changes? We talk all about the debate, whenever you'd like. We will. We'll do a big draft segment. I'm just seeing trade talks and rumors and... So what does, like, today look like? Is there coverage all day from the draft? Where is the draft?

Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh, cool. Yeah, they'll be... If you go to, like, depending on, well, it's probably cold, so they're inside somewhere. Yeah. But they're somewhere. I'm sure Get Up. Well, Get Up has a cool spot.

They might be at New York City or whatever the hell. They overlook some harbor or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like McAfee, he's definitely at the draft. Because they, well, they spoiled it on accident. They put up the list of celebrities making the picks. Oh. Because, you know, they had people come out.

I didn't know that. I thought it was just like the commissioner announced it or whatever celebrities do. They will, but they'll have. Now that they say that I do remember that, yeah. They'll have people that'll come out. But they spoiled the, well, I don't know if you call it a spoiler with McAfee. He's doing a Colts pick. So he's at least there in Pittsburgh.

Mm-hmm. So there'll be a bunch of stuff all day long. Is it like the Super Bowl where they have like media, like a media row? Because all the teams and players will be there and stuff? No. Not the players, but like owners and stuff. They'll just be, they're just there. Yeah, they're there.

They'll have more special guests than usual on things. You know what I mean? Because they all are there, you know, a bunch of people. Cool. And then it gets going to 8 o'clock. Looks like the number on over. roll pick, so you got like till 8-10. Okay. To, you know, get going because it looks

like it is Fernando Mania in Raiderville. The Atlanta boys are on the clock. In about nine, maybe? Yeah. Give or take? Yeah, so that's an exciting day. We'll get in all the predictions and stuff and get ready for that. I love that. I will be going to bed early because I'm driving to Utica in the morning, as are you.

But I'm not going to take away the draft from you. Oh, I can't. Stay up all night. Just stay up on night. Just stay up on night. Just never. Yeah. No, it'll be, it'll be fine. It'll be a solid, like, four hours of sleep. Yeah. Whatever. Bob and Chet announcing the new NFL commissioner, Jelly Roll.

Jelly Roll is going to be a new NFL commissioner. I'm sure he'll have some thing. Oh, we should have had a bingo card. Does Jelly Roll show up there? Right. I don't, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what he would have could possibly do. I don't know how they, what do you do at anything he shows up at?

You just add everything. Do they want to further the McAfee Jellyroll storyline? Oh. Have Jennero showed up in the attack McAfee. I would expect, sister, I would expect Adam Weissman to be at some desk at some point, right? Oh, he's actually. Wait. Oh, he's here.

He's here. He's walked in. Yep, he is. Thank you. Thoughts on the draft. Yeah, there is. Are you going out there? Oh, Weissman making the first pick tonight.

Ah. He just made it. He's so humble and down to earth. You just can't talk. He's not about the spotlight, guys. Stop. I can 100% see him buying Saturday at, you know, the fifth round. Oh, dude, yeah.

And making this election for the Buffalo Bills. I'm honestly shocked this spin hasn't happened yet. I told you this on Sunday. Oh, I guess on Monday. I told you, the audience, is that I completely expected, author, all this backlash came out of everyone saying, who the hell is this guy at the counter table?

He was going to put out his media spin of actually Adam Whiteman donated a million dollars to a children's cancer thing. That's how he got that. That's how we got that. Like, that hasn't happened yet. I don't know why it's not happening yet. Well, because it's like 90% oh my God. And 10% his burner accounts on X being like, guys.

It's really not that big a deal. Right. He didn't say, because he knows he's got burners. Well, he's got people that do this. Yes. So you'd rather have him talk throughout the whole championship match instead. Instead, he just sat there quietly enjoying it like a fan. whereas most fans you see today's in today's eight

and it's like, he moved 30 feet from his front row seat to the commentator's seat. How long of Chat GPT did you take to right there? Yeah. I honestly wasn't, I wasn't joined. I expected some kind of spin to make us feel bad for picking on them. Right?

That's usually what happens. But I didn't, that didn't happen yet. You can't, wrestling fans are, that's one thing that you get at their sacred wrestling. Yeah. They will tear you up.

Yeah, I've noticed all week long, they've been crushing them. Well, because that people just went back and found every footage of him making sure that, again, during the entrances, because he was, he was where the wrestlers come up the stairs, he made sure he was over the post, the guardrailed and all this, and then the sack in the match, that. Like, it was quiet because he would just do it locally. Like, he would do it here at the S-U games, and it was just kind of local to Central New York, and nobody really knew about it. But this was a national thing, and now, ever.

And, like, every wrestling fan has a podcast or a YouTube channel, so they're all talking about it. They're all tweeting out. They're all writing articles about it. It's just, it's got himself in a bucket of molasses with this one, I think. This big weird shirt. It is a big white million-dollar watch that he's got to always show off. Just a humble guy, folks. Anyways, guys, guys.

We don't ever, we don't ever think about them. No, we don't. The millionaires. Busy next, like, 30 hours or so, guys. So, uh, you got this show? And then tomorrow morning, bright and early, we're at Golden's in Utica for our final stop on the K-Rock Diner Tour as driven by Birdigb, BMW. I guess say like that. I don't know.

And then what? And what do we do next Friday? We're just here. Without food? I mean, we can get food. It's just. It's not the same. We're here.

There's no atmosphere. And then like at the diner tour at a certain time, Polly doesn't walk in. and here it's certain time. Polly Watson. That's the worst part. The best part about being at a diner is there's zero chance of seeing a Polly. Here at work, there's a better than zero chance. There's a greater than zero.

It's never 100% you're going to see Polly here, but at least it's greater than zero. Cody goes live for the show too dangerous. For the FCC. He'll be live on Twitch.tv slash K-RocC-N-Y for Cocoa-Povs, presented by Joe's Buds and E. East Coast Emeralds. Yo, will you wait and see?

Puff, puss. Yeah. Puff past. Maybe I'll have a... Scottie's here with the videos. Thank you, Scottie. Maybe I'll bring Weissman on with me. Go ahead, Adam.

You can come on. If you got a pony up. Wow. Hot take, Adam. A stute. A stute. A stute. A stute.

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Don't talk. Don't talk. You ever think about the Where's Waldo books? I've been thinking about the Where's Waldo books a lot lately. Every day of my God. Did you like them or not like them? I didn't really, like, I remember them, but I was never like, got to get that new Where's Waldo book. I had a lot of Where's Waldo books, and I bring it up because now there's like, with the

internet. Maybe I'm the only one just finding these But there's like With the Where's Waldo book You were limited to the page Yeah But on the internet

It's an endless image So there's like Super challenging Yeah There's like super challenging Where's Waldo And they're using like 3D

That's neat designs now And it's kind of cool Like if you're into that kind of stuff Yeah that's kind of cool But I think back to the 80s and 90s Where like our parents are just like Look at this page for an hour You find this guy

Shut up and look at this page There Look at this page. another one of the, why are you so filled with anxiety? Here's a book. There's a man hiding. We need to find him. You got to find him. No, that's a beach umbrella. That's not him. It just has

the same stripes. Why is he hiding? Why is you trying to hide? He's that hiding. He's right there. You can't see him? No. I can't see him. Same with the magic eye books. Oh, God. I can't do those. You can't see those? Well, I can't. I can't. No, I can't. I can't. I'm really good at those. I can't, no. For some reason I don't know. I understand what they

mean, but I always end up feeling like, Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld. You can't see, yeah. What do you mean? Unfocus? I don't understand what that means to unfocus my eyes. Or mall rats where he can't see the sailbone. He gets mad. Yeah, no, I can't. Like, I can, like,

do all the cross-eyed stuff. A apple. Like, I can do all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I love the magic eye books. Mr. Ford got him in science class in seventh grade when they first came out. And it, it wasn't even a book. It was like, they used to sell. Remember the print it? Like the framed? That's all I'm

thinking of. Yeah. Is the big giant frame. A big giant frame poster that would be like, there would be a random store in the mall. Yeah. And there would be giant frame posters. It was the drug rug alpaca store in the mall they had. I'm at ours at Shopping Town. And it was like a 3D image.

Yep. And you would, and Mr. Ford brought one to science class. Oh, it's a rocket chip. And I remember like all of us gathering around it and I was able to see it immediately and I felt like a superhero. It gave me such confidence. It's the only successful school thing.

Oh, That's it. Yeah. The only thing I achieved that was being able to see through a 3D image book. He gets down with high school. So, how was, uh, what did you learn? What was, uh, any last words? I saw that T. rex a couple years ago.

And that was really it for me. I kind of checked out after that. I kind of peaked in Mr. Ford Science class in seventh grade where I saw that T. Rex. And then I was out of there. Yep, that was good. Pretty much called it right there. We're done. Cousin J says, Where's Waldo in the Magic Eyebooks?

We're his favorites. Yeah, no, I wasn't a big, where's Waldo. But, I mean, they're funny. They are. I was literally looking at one this morning because people on the internet are like, hey, I made a new Where's Waldo? Because with AI, you can just generate, give me a giant Where's Waldo image, and they do. That's neat, though.

That's a fun, like, here, kid. He's in California way somewhere. I found Waldo. I think I found Waldo. He's been dead for 12 years. Do people still get those 3D books, like their 3D images? Have we advanced in science? I mean.

I saw one 30 years ago. Have they not gotten any better? I used to see him that big poster and then the Sunday paper had them, the comics. Yeah, yeah, and that was it. What are they called, Magic Eye? Magic Eye, Post. Has the technology advanced in a way that now they, like, are animated or multiple colors or known? These look a little different.

If you Google Magic Eye. Yeah. Some of them look a little different. But, I mean, not by much. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's not. Bro, speaking.

Oh, I'm so, I get it now. I get it. I don't see anything. Speaking of visuals, apparently, I am not a fan of the band fish. I get it. It's okay. I don't offend fish listeners.

It just isn't for me. They're not up. They've been in the sphere, I guess, the last week, or maybe last week. Their visuals. Oh, man. man are the funniest I don't know if they're leaning into it I gotta describe them to you

okay the two I saw well three I saw one of them was a bunch of dog faces with sunglasses like swirling around but there was like hundreds of them up in the thing and then the other one I loved it's a it was like a 3D you gotta imagine you're in the sphere yeah yeah so it looks like you're wherever you are yeah huge

there was one where it was a pair of tongs and it picks up a giant hot dog and it puts the hot dog on this roller like a gas station roller and then these two mustard and ketchup come on and then the ceiling opens

up and it shoots the hot dog like a rocket into space and I'm sitting there going oh I think I get it now. Goofy stoner trippy I get it I get it whatever yeah it's the same but different from like Grateful Dead stuff yeah because it's new it's advanced

yes if you're a fish fan or you have not seen these visuals that the fish fish is putting on at the sphere last week. They're stupid funny and I like that. I like it. No, but that is, I can't even imagine the cool things they can do in there. Jojo sent me videos of the Wizard of Oz in there, dude. I would have

to see in that. I wish they would do some like a wrestling thing or something. Surprise they have it. They're all in bed with Vegas. Move it over to the sphere. How cool would that be? That UFC thing was like the coolest thing ever. I don't remember that. They did one in there? Remember we watched it upstairs at that basketball thing?

Were you at that with me? I don't remember much other than that. I think I was real high. Upstairs at the basketball thing. At Flins. That basketball thing with all the basketball stars. Oh, he did. I was there with you.

Yes. Yes, I was there with you. I was in there really there. Yeah. There was a lot of things. A lot of cannabis. And every old like basketball player other than mellow. It was crazy.

Yeah, that was fun. No, they should do more stuff at the sphere. Yeah, it was wicked cool. I saw rumors that 9-inch noise might do a residency there. That'd be pretty don't. Okay, well, I guess we're going to go to Vegas. And I guess we got it going to Vegas. Smart buyers are choosing Toyota gold certified used at Burtig Toyota.

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Fuel, who has way more hits than I even knew. They're one of my favorite bands ever. I get it. Easily. I was like, I only thought of that song, Hemorrhers that we play. No, start at the album even before that. They have so many great songs. Yeah.

And I'm not just saying that to hype up Taste Syracuse. I'm saying that I like that band. No, I'm dead serious. They should have headlined K Rockathon, whatever it was. If it wasn't for friggin' hubastank. We really have turned on Huba Stank. No, yeah. We really turn on Hube Stank.

Hulestank. He'll turn. He'll turn on Hube Stakes. Absolutely. Right through the bar shop window. Absolutely. They had one hit so they got the headline. Yeah.

So come see them for free Saturday night. over at the Summit Federal Credit Union Tastes of Syracuse. While you're over there, go see Coco at his punch booth. Go get punched. Cody will be selling his Kool-Aid and his popsicles. He'll be out there wandering around,

getting, well, not wandering. You'll be tethered to that booth pretty good. For fuel, I'll have to get one of the peasants to man the booth. Excuse me, I'm going to go watch Fuel. You man, man, the things. I don't know what we'll be doing as far as things for Tases of Syracuse this year with all the changes, but I'm sure we'll be popping in and out. You'll at least see Cody over.

there. I mean, you know, so again, someone wants to give us money. We could very easily, you just, you come stand with me. We go live and then there, now we're live at the day. Sure, exactly. Although I do have a conflict that weekend. So, this is my big improv trooper reunion happening. So I don't want to, I don't want to. Are you going to be up at that bar again? Am I going to the hole? Oh, you know I'm going to the hole. I would, I mean. Right? That's what it's called. I don't remember. Yeah, I think so. I need to love the hole because the hole loves us.

I have to say, they're going to start texting in. Yeah, you damn right, it's the hole. We'll see you there Saturday. Or Friday, whatever. They're doing a Friday Saturday, because I guess it's a Swego alumni weekend that weekend. Okay. And Michelle, who was in my improv troops, sent on an email there, everybody saying, hey, we've never done a reunion. Let's do a reunion.

Yeah. So we're going to do a reunion. Right done. And I'm going to go up there and. Like, do like, Oswego stuff? No. Because they're doing things. Go sneak into some places.

They're doing like, I think they're going to do like an alumni improv show. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do improv. So I'll just go and hang out with them. They're good fun though. Were they doing it? Addiswego. Oh, like just in the.

They said, we'll get together on Saturday. We'll practice. We'll get our chops back up and doing an alumni show. And I don't want to do that. But like, I just want to hang out. But like where? I don't know. I didn't ask that.

I mean, it could be like old time and you nerds could do it just anywhere in front of Nobody. Oh, how dare you? I brought in the biggest crowds. Oh, that is false. Nobody brought in bigger crowds. They packed the ozone. They really did.

Everyone liked that freaking... I would go around. Oh, hell yeah. The Sean Cassidy... Yeah, that's what that. Yeah. I would love that freaking troupe. Nobody had bigger crowds than when I was running that thing.

And I'll tell you why. Because punk rock promotion, here's what I did. I worked at the copy center in healing. Union. And I thought, guys, we're not, we're in college. We have nothing but time. Yeah. Let's promote our comedy show on Saturday. It's packed that room. So when I would go to work at the copy center, when it was quiet, I would make a flyer on like Microsoft Paint because it was 2003. Damn right. And I would make the square, I would put four on a page and then I would photocopy it for free. Hell yeah. Thanks this way you go. And I'd make like five.

hundred flyers and then I would take the troop and I'd say we gotta go to every single dorm. We would go to every building and knock on every door and say, hey, comedy show this Saturday, 8 o'clock in the ozone. Comedy show Saturday, 8 o'clock in the ozone. We went to every room and we packed that room. We packed it. That's where I just started my hustle, man. And I've been doing it ever since. Although you just brought back a memory that I forgot that I had buried away when you said about.

Annoing improv kids knocking on your door while you're trying to smoke weed. No, although that would be every once in a while. Because then you would, and you'd just hear. Like, oh, no, no, no, no. Hey, guys, you're on. Saturday. Oh, okay, thank you. That's the hustle.

I'm not good in here. That's the hustle. That's the hustle. That's the nerd. But no, the, um. No, we'd immediately go tell you're already that you're smoking weed. Um, excuse me. There's someone smoking cannabis.

I'm trying to parole. I'm trying to parole my comedy show. As you know, we go into the ozone, which we would like to protect here, but you may want to smoke. So, please just do those down here. We are serving sodas and waters at the ozone. There will be. be refreshment of

Rice Krispy Trees. Come see Bartender Jackie at the Ozone. Oh, I forgot that it was a alcohol free. It used to be a bar. But it was a bar. Yes, but the bar was still there.

There was a period of Sunni Aswego where the ozone was a booze bar. Which would have made sense. If they were smart. But then whatever laws passed, you couldn't do it. A lot smarter to keep your kids

on campus and be like, nah, just figure out your own way to get to and from. Yeah, go drink on campus. You're going to drink. Go drink on campus. And just go back to your room. But no, then they just kept the bar there.

They kept the bar, but they don't serve sodas. I remember during whatever early things you'd go to before you go there, checking out that place, they would bring you downstairs, and there would be someone down there when they'd be like, oh, yeah, I can't wait to come. Chill here. My life revolved around the ozone basement of Hewit Union. Then I, I mean, you were right around the corner after, but I was just right around the corner because I'd be doing my thing,

and I peek around and see you guys doing ozone stuff from the radio station. The basement of Hewitt Union, that's why I'm so sad that it's been obviously rehash. But again, you've been gone 25 years, Josh. You've got to let it go. Yeah. Is that basement of Hugh at Union? What was my life? WN. NYU at one end of the hall.

Ozone at the other end of the hall. What? At Student Geneseo, there was an on-campus dry night club called the G-spot. Oh, my God, Katie. My wife must have known about that, too. I almost just said the phrase, my wife must have known about the G-spot. Yep, no. You sure is hell don't.

Yeah, campus bars. Because drinking used to be 18. Yeah. So if you're not a college campus, and they built a bar in the 70s, and then they bumped the drinking age up to 21, and they're like, well, we already got this bar, I guess we'll serve sodas and chips.

It was still a very nice bar, though. It was great. Yeah. But no, it reminded me when you said about photocopying for free, that you remember that we, that place was so crazy. I don't know if all colleges are.

You used to get a certain amount of paper. to print and copy. You had like 300 pages or else you were screwed. Kids, back in the day, you had a limit, you had 200 pages. So here's what we would do. This was our move. Before I got the job at the copy center, I've always been about punk rock promotion.

Printing flyers, we would chalk sidewalks, Sean Cass, comedy show, set, like we would just promote. Yeah. That's how I've been around this long. I can promote. But before I had the job at the copy center, like Cody is saying, you got 200 pages. So everybody in the troop, I would go through mine first.

And I would print out 200 pages of flyers. Yeah. We'd cut them up. There's 800 flyers because it's four per page. Then you got to the point we're like, all right, who's got pages left? Yeah. I go like 100. All right.

Can you print this week's flyer? And you had to limit your amount of pages. It used to be insane that you go to the library and go to print out your whatnot. That's why people had to start getting printers. They're like, I don't got any pages left. No, it was awful because especially writing people's papers, I would just fly through and be like, oh, crap, I've got eight pages left, and it's, you know, October.

Can I get some extra pages? Uh-oh. Anyways. It used to be so insane. Time. Time goes so fast. No, there was no, why didn't just have the assistant in the department print? What are you talking about?

It was college kids. That was it. And they would have to use their own. Yeah. Whoever's in charge of whatever, like the Sean Cassidy, they'd be like, I'm just a kid too. I have the same amount of pages. Yeah, we're not.

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What big, what is that? Seinfeld, where they get the chair and then it rolls. Yeah. So they get her that TV. The battery's hot temperature prompted her to search online. It said, you are an imminent danger. Oh, man. Put it on cement or somewhere that things won't catch fire.

Good luck, even though you need a wheelchair, get away from it. Like, that's kind of a, not, I don't know if that's an oxymoron. If you get a bad battery, A bad lithium battery, they're extremely deadly. Yeah. Extremely dangerous. When I have my little RC car batteries, I charge at home, I put them in these lithium bags. Yeah.

So they do light on fire? It's not going to burn my house down. Because, man. As she heard a hissing sound, she goes to turn away from it, it explodes. Yo. I heard a hiss before it exploded, and that's why I turned to run. She had chair fragments stuck in her back. Fire and Rescue shared the footage as a safety tip saying,

make sure your batteries are using the appropriate charger. Damn. Yeah. Scary. Well, it's also, I mean, she's lucky that she was able to go put it and then try to get away from it. A lot of times, you know, you're in a wheelchair for a reason. Like, yeah. Oh, yeah, just get away from it.

Or it's just charging overnight in your house. You're asleep. You have no idea the thing blows up. Man. Be very careful of rechargeable lithium batteries, friends. That's your tip from the show on K Rock. Thursday means cocoa pops. Tonight at 7 o'clock.

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Oh, y'all word? Oh. See? You've got to go to, we got to go to Vegas. Why? What's going to do a thing? It's all. Yeah, that'd be awesome.

It's not our choice. So I love reading these articles. They come out every once in a while where teachers are sharing the funniest thing they've had a student do or say in their classroom. Okay. I bet back in the 80s you and I could have made a couple of these lists, things we said or dead or... Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I didn't know what it meant, and I told teacher because I heard it on Beavis and Butthead that I was hung like a horse.

I got detention. I didn't know what I meant. Can you give me some context? I heard on Beavis and Budhead and I just sat in class. I don't remember why. You just walked in and said, I hung like a horse. It was one of those classes where we were.

It was like a goofy music class or whatever. All right. Yep. And I just said it because I forgot the context because it was like seventh grade or something. I don't know how that meant that. I hung like a horse. But I said it like, you know. Yeah.

I got your voice because I kind of saw it on the TV. So that was a time where cartoons were bad influence and got me detention. Yeah. I was, I've shared the story a million times about me referencing Dorf on golf or the character because most 8th graders have a deep Tim Conway comedy reference. That's where a lot of the seventh eighth grade humor comes from.

You know, the Carol Burnett show. You try to raise them right, sister. Try to bring them right. And I reference Dorff. Yep. Naturally, not a lot of people know who Tim Conway's Dorff character is except Cousin Jay and I. I mean.

And the guy and Mr. Beam thought I said, Dork, which still is weird, Ken. Which means whale penis. And I don't know why he made such a big deal. a lot of it, but he was very mad. To this, I like, I had a, I want to talk to that guy. I'm gonna be like, what was wrong back then? He was furious.

Like, that's what I mean, like, what makes you so uncomfortable? What, like, a penis makes you? Yeah. Oh! Uh-huh. Maybe it's because I said you sound like a dwarf, and he thought I was saying you sound like a dork. But even then, like, why would you call me a whale penis? I don't know.

But even though, like, I didn't. And even if I said dork, boom, boom. In what weird world did you? Did you hear dork and your brain immediately went to whale penis? Yeah. Weird teacher. My brain usually goes to whale penis. I mean, yes, but that's just creepy.

This student said, following an explanation of how harmful UV rays are, the student said, well, if the sun is so dangerous, why'd we build it? Yo. So, so dangerous, why'd we build it? That's just big brain thinking. That's a good damn point. Look at all the damage it does to us. Well, look at it, you know?

Like right now, we can't even close these blinds properly. 10th grader was arguing with another student about needing a passport to visit Canada. Okay. Because her grandmother lives in Chicago, Canada. Chicago's not Canada. Chicago, United States. Oh, I didn't know if there was a... She thought it was Chicago was in Canada.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Okay. Student wrote an essay on the most important inventions of the Industrial Revolution. She chose the tin can from the list. her essay was on the telecommunications applications of the tin can and string. So tin can phones? Yeah.

That's just smart. I was going to say, why is that so crazy? I hope they got an A. That's pretty damn smart. A student asked if you needed a rocket ship to visit China. Another student proudly proclaimed that whether a baby was a boy or a girl was determined on whether they had an any or outy belly button. I also had a student who started asking for a legal. drugs in the middle of class.

All right. Uh-huh. Yo, let me get a couple of these cheebas. Uh-huh. And if you are an educator listening right now and you have any funny things your kids have said, please share it in. Showgirl Katie said that she had sandals on. That's one of my favorite.

And I guess a student stepped on her toe or whatever and students said, why you got them dogs out anyways. Yeah, why got them dogs out? Why got them dogs out? Yeah, well, why you got them dogs out? This morning a student asked me Are you sure this dude was supposed to be on the $50 bill? I swear to God it was a black guy.

Oh, alright. Okay, thank you. Kid asked me, are you from Detroit? I said, no, I'm moved here from Pennsylvania. The girl said, did they have slaves there? Oh. Did Pennsylvania have slaves? Did they?

I'm sure at some point they did, but... But not, not. Probably not in the 1970s. Well, that is the way back times. Ninth grader asked, what's winter? I said winter, like the season? She said, yeah. I thought she meant she understood, but no, I had to explain to a 15-year-old what winter was.

Winter's just when it gets colder, right? Oh, no. By them dogs out. What? I can't even, where do you even start with that? Mm-hmm. Do they understand what spring is in summer and fall? We got to go through all of it.

That's, oh, no. Thank you for the first. follow I Love Gay Men 69. You're in the right place. Love you too. Had a classmate put a thermometer in the middle of a bunsen burner to see how hot fire can get. Naturally, the glass and mercury exploded everywhere. Yep.

Can't do that. Never saw kids look so horrified or pissed off before. I want to pick on them, but I know myself and I would have done that too. How can fire get? How hot? Let's see how high. Puck and fire get. A broken.

Enough to destroy glass. Yeah, yeah. These are things that teachers have heard students say. Back when I was teaching high school, I was giving an exam to my first year students. One of them stole the key to the exam. He was not subtle about it. The whole fake a sneeze, go get a tissue, pick up the large piece of paper and think your skinny teenage body can conceal it. Did not work.

He was like, I guess I got to get a... Whoa! That's great. That's hilarious. He then proceeded to bomb the exam. Oh, he had the answers. Bro, what are you doing? Come on.

Gotta be smarter than that. I don't get mad at a misunderstanding about the world. They are learning, after all. I cannot stand the lack of common sense from not trying. The other day, we were taking a test online. It required you to download a file. The student downloaded it incorrectly corrupted the file. No big deal.

I could have fixed it for him. Nope. He goes 45 minutes without saying anything, just sitting there. I go over to him when I notice he's not doing anything. He says, doesn't work. Kids are really hard. Doesn't work. They are stupid.

Like, are you just hoping that maybe, well, I downloaded the file, I've done all I can do. It's broke. It's broken. I'm broken. The computer froze up. These are wild things teachers have heard their students say. A boy in high school. Fuck.

I don't know. This is where we have failed anatomy. A boy in high school thought his penis was the end of his intestines. Yeah. Like it just goes around and then that's just the end of it that comes out. Yeah. We have failed. I don't understand.

We have failed. Wait. Oh, wait, wait. It's, oh, yeah, duh. Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, duh, it's not. Duh. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Every, oh, everybody knows that. Teacher asked the class what year it was. When? This year. When? The following answers came out. 2008, 2012,

1985, 2025, 2020, and one student asked, can I look on my phone? Oh, yeah. What year is it? 715. Man. What, what year is it?

Our poor teachers. Our poor teachers. Student asks, how long till next period? I replied 70 minutes, like all of them. Student replies, ugh, feels like an hour. Does it? Does it feel like an hour? Because it's 10 minutes more than an hour. It's all these same people that then have the outrage when McDonald's wanted to sell that bigger burger.

The third of a pound is apportion to the quarter of a pound. But they saw that and were like, no, I don't think so. You ain't taking meat away from me and charging me more. It's not. Well, we had RFK Jr. yesterday saying that we do percentages differently. You didn't see that clip? No. Then... We do them differently now. Oh, just in general. So if a drug costs $600.

Yeah. And now it costs $10. Yeah. That's a 600% reduction. Oh. We just do them different now in this. You understand. A student got access to my master's thesis, lifted a section out verbatim, turned it into me as their paper.

Awesome. I'm honoring you. I just respect. You are the smartest person. I respect your work that much. I'm sorry. Honestly, I look up to you. You're kind of a hero of mine.

I mean. I've been a first. fan of years before I started taking this class. You're like a father figure to me. Once had a student claim he didn't know how to tell time, I teach teens, this kid was 16. Now here's my argument to this. That's too bad.

I don't think a lot of kids now know analog clocks. We had to specifically teach both of our kids how to read analog clocks because they just, it's not really a thing. Really? They're not just. They're not like this. Everything is digital times. like times.

So we both noticed that our kids weren't able to read those clocks and we're like, well, did you, that's from, we need to learn this. They're not stare at it

every day all day long from school. Yeah. Feels like an hour. Oh, that went backwards. I saw the second hand just went backwards. Mm-hmm. Yeah,

Katie says they learn as part of the curriculum. They just don't practice enough. Yeah, because it's not like we had to. No, we had the ad alone clock in class. I entered, cousin J-Texing.

I interviewed a woman to work at a travel agency. She thought Alaska was below Hawaii because that's how it's on maps. It's colder. So it's south of Hawaii? Yeah, because it's cold there. And it's end of that straight line. And it's warm in Hawaii. It's a perfect island that just has a straight side, a completely straight side.

Exactly. See, I understand a lot of these. I get it. You guys are all just crazy. From a ninth grader, this person sending this in, wait, I know lightsabers aren't real, but were dinosaurs real? No. I'll debate, of all the conspiracies.

We don't know. Out there in the world, I don't know how I feel about dinosaurs being real anymore. Never know. No, I never know. I, again, I've mentioned before, I am all about the fact that they're not what we think they are. No, we were to pick them as. No, we were just throwing bones together, I think. That thing was one of those, like, weird eye-opiners I'll remember forever when I learned

about the archaeological rush of the whatever 1910s or whatever the hell that is. All these archaeologists trying to find bones and put together dinosaurs.

As soon as they found one, they were like, no, we found all these. No, that's what T-Rex does. He's 10 of the arms. Can't even touch his wiener.

And then when you grow up in the church too, they don't want you to talk about dinosaurs because dinosaurs aren't a thing and Adam and Eve. So you're like, well, what about dinosaurs? And they go, well, any dinosaur bones you find is God testing? That's what they say in church.

God's testing you. Oh, he's doing fun little digs. Yeah, he's just seen if you, are you a believer? Do you believe? I'm going to put these fake bones here. Injibus? Mm-hmm. But see, that's weird, though, because that'd be the opposite.

I'd feel like he would be like, oh, you believe in dinosaurs? Mm-hmm. Have you ever seen the remains? Yeah, right there. See, right there. You put him, you're right there. It's God testing you. To be, to, uh...

Kid told me, uh, hold on, what is it? Why is... Student asks. Oh, boy. Why is it so cold in the morning and so hot in the afternoon? It's like the earth is bipolar or something. Ah! You're so close.

That was it. You're so close. It actually is. We have two poles. That's almost like a really smart joke. You really are. I don't know. You wrote a good joke, sir.

That was a good one. High school boy during our body systems unit. Oh, this is the one saying, hey, miss, isn't the penis the end of his intestines? Okay. I had a first grade student who was very proud of his little bottle of hand sanitizer. He kept putting it on his hands and making it go really fast because it was like a personal lubricant. Any other ones you guys have? Come, bring them in.

Kids say the darndest things, Coco. Kids say the darndest things. We will be at Goldens and Utica for the final stop on our K-Rock Diner Tour as driven by Bermudek, BMW. Not me. I live there now. You live at Goldens? I'm never going to leave.

We got Big Daddy Jamal and chat, new viewer from Australia. We're a big show in Australia, you guys, because it's their nighttime and they're all watching like Twitch streams on their nighttimes. Yep.

He says, give your best Australian accent, say that. Can you say that? Let's see. To die, Mike, why's up? Why's I get one tapped?

What does that mean? See? Oh, all right, Mike wants to get one tapped. Why's up? Why's up? I can't do an Australian accent. Why's it get one tapped, Mike. You got to start saying something else.

Do like, good die, Mike. Good day, Mike. Trip on the body. Walsa get one tapped. What's up? What's it get one tapped. What's up, Mike. Wazah get one tapped.

Mine just turns right into British. All right. Well, it's a get one top. Jamal, I know you're a new viewer, but we've been really focused on our delco accident lately. We're going to put a rab himself in an ape's van and shove it off a cliff. We're going to throw a baseball in his uniform. He's going to throw a baseball right in the ape's shirt.

I'm going to push ape off of the credit. We can really focus on our Delco accident. Yeah, we're kind of the other ones. So good morning. Happy Thursday. Also, tonight, Cocoa Puss right here on Twitch. If you're, uh, when you wake up in the morning, Jamal over in Australia, you can turn on Coco Puffs tonight. There you go.

See? 7 p.m. show here to be an early morning show for you there. Old boy, I can bike with Australia, Mike. And I'm reading this article on mental floss of things that are collectible now that you may just still have in your closet because, again, the 2000s. Mm. Mm. Mm. 25 years ago.

Yeah, I'm going to say. There's things that are collectibles now. I like these because every once in a while I hear about one that I might have. Mm-hmm. So, obviously VHS and DVDs. That's a big one right now. There's got to be new ones. Like, it can't just be the...

What do you mean? Like the, or you just mean in general. Those are going to say like that ET one or the Rugrats orange one. Those are all collectible. One of the new ones. There's got to be new collectible ones, right? Gen Z. which is my kids, right?

My kids are Genzy. Are embracing analog formats, VHS, DVD, cassettes, some of them, vinyl. I don't want to go back too far. Yeah, cassettes suck, guys. Cassettes are no fun. They were fun because that's what we had. That's all we had.

I want to tell you guys, of all the media to listen to music or comedy or whatever, cassettes was the worst. Maybe eight tracks. I never had to use an eight track. Yeah, I didn't have the eight tracks. Even a vinyl, you can go right to the track. You can see the groove. Yes.

Cassettes was just, fast forward, rewind, fast forward, rewind, trying to find the beginning of the song. Especially if you had a song that was like deep. Yeah. Like, my favorite song is this. Well, that's track seven. Good luck. All right. Now you have to, and then you have to get the exact time.

So you would always miss like, well, 30 seconds into it, but it's fine. You missed it. Oh, well, it's good enough. So those are collectible. By the way, I got to find a DVD rack for my oldest. Does anybody sell those? Like, do those exist anywhere? They got so many DVDs, so I gotta get like a DVD rack.

I bet. Thrift. They don't. Thrift these are net. We look every time we go. Oh, see, I see them every once in a while. I'll keep the eyes peeled. Please do. If you find one, let me know.

But those, you know what? Would Soundgarden just have one? Oh, good question. I didn't think about that. Maybe they do have accessories. Because like a Best Buy doesn't. Really? Walmart doesn't sell DVD racks anymore.

I just threw like a shelf away that was used for that. Yeah, I want one of those like stand-up tall ones. and I'd be always look at thrift stores for them. Or you know what, though? I'll keep an eye out at the magic dumpsters. Those are always popping up. Those are always popping up there. Yeah, Rihanna, you got another Aussie in here.

You got a lot of Australians. A lot of Australian's in here. A lot of Australians in here. There is. There is. I got to do it more nasal. A lot of Australians in here. Yeah.

Yeah, see, yours is just different. Yours is more of a, you're like an outback. Yeah, I'm yeah. Australian. Mine's a little higher pitch or something here. Or mine's a guy that's from London. Mine's even more, a little Kiwi, man. Yeah, see, if I go to the upper register.

Yeah, you can do it. This show's so dumb. It's a wrought bit of trash, man. We're working out our accents live on the radio. What's it matter? All right. Come on, when I'm handy. Does it rip your face off, man?

Now some of the stuff you probably have. These are things that probably Deb has in the garage right now. There we go. Classic Lego sets. Very collectible, very expensive. That, no. You never got into Lego? I wasn't a Lego.

Cousin Jay was big into Lego. Some of those, Cousin-J. No. You might have a lay-o sense there, right? I can't go, but lango's a team, man. Very valuable. Original Tomogachis. If you have a Tomogachi.

Yeah. Oh, I did not have a Tomoggi. I have not had. I've never had a Tomogachi. No, my, I remember. I miss that era, but if you got one. Nope, I remember them, but now I ended not, Tomogachi. Mm-hmm.

Pokemon cards, obviously, Pokemon cards. Okay. These are things that are collectible from the 2000s 25 years ago. Uh-huh. Yeah, seriously. His cousin Jay's right. He has no original toys. Anything that sat still for a second, it was tossed.

Oh, yeah, that's too bad. His mother cleaned a lot. I don't know if Casey had Pokemon cards. Those, if he did, he's probably got them. Everything's got to be like mint condition now, but yeah. Yeah. First editions of popular books. So, like, you bought this.

You bought Harry Potter when Harry Potter came out. Yeah. And now it's been sitting in a bin. Well, your first edition, Harry Potter, is valuable. Somebody will buy that. I had something like that forever and ever, ever ago. It was one of those that, like, you found it like a garage sale or something, you know what I mean? It was just an old, and it just said something, something first edition.

And I remember just being like, this might be worth something. Yeah. Long gone. I couldn't even remember to tell you what the name of it was. Obviously, gaming consoles now are very valuable. I saw somebody on Reddit who, found a bin of their old gaming consoles, had a mint condition Game Boy, Mint Condition N64, all that stuff.

I would love just a classic Game Boy. My, that thing I lost, that I threw away when it, my basement flooded, my container had. It's heartbreaking. From the early 90s, my original Game Boy, my original Super Nintendo's. They were all mint condition. I had them all stored all nice and pretty. I just, I put it in a throwaway pile on accident, a whole bin.

I don't even like to think of what else could have been in that bin. iPods, believe it or not, the youth, Gen Z, are collecting iPods. No. I don't know why they think they're hip and retro. Remember those? Like classic iPods of the circle with the wheel? I didn't, I care for, I was like, I don't care, I just want something. So I just had a random whatever.

Me too, I have the coolest, like, remember back then? An MP3 player? This has got 30 songs on. it. Way more than that. Or you're 100 to hundreds? No, not, no. I had just, yeah, you had to go back later and be like,

download new playlist. Yeah, I had the creative Zen MP3 player. I didn't have iPod money. That was awesome. And I loved it. I loved like just getting on the subway with a little thing that had thousands of songs in it. We still have,

I still own it. See, I just remember from walking around campus with mine. Yeah? But, well, sell it now. I love it too much. I can't. It means too much to me. My wife has a pink one.

We got matching ones. We were dating. That's funny. It's no hit clips. You're right. You're right. No headphones coming back. Like old iPhones.

No. I have a bunch of them, but I don't know what you want. They're not going to do much. Yeah. What are you going to do? Now that's going to be the thing? No, it's actually cool to have an iPhone two. Yeah, that's actually what you want.

So now Apple is selling them for $800 again. Vintage items you may have in your closet for a lot of money. Time to clean out of your closet. Number one. Most collectible thing, tour merch. Classic tour shirts, classic tour posters, classic band stuff. And I'm so sad that I don't have all my original band teas.

I had classic foo fighter shirts. Yeah. I had a coolom shirt, so many Nirvana shirts. Yeah, I don't know where. I think about it all the time that I remember getting rid of it because it was all faded and no good anymore. That I can picture my head right now. I had an MXPX shirt with a monkey on it that I loved so much. I had so many cool band shirts. I don't know where they ever went.

Probably Tam Tam got rid of them. I love it. She saw them and what? Josh doesn't need these. You get rid of them, Bob. Throw him in the lake. Jay and YouTube cheers from the Detroit Airport. Detroit. What up, Jay?

Bring me back of Snow Globe. Ooh, can I get a... What's Detroit known for? That Detroit-style pizza? Bring me back a... Pizza. Right? A thick-ass pizza where the cheese is on the top or whatever.

Do you have M&M and D-12? Bring me back Eminem. Did I tell you I said that to my kid last week? Did he... Why? Second he got in the car. Why? Second he got in the car.

Well, so... Hey. Do you see that clavicular overdosed? No, I don't know what it is. Did he try to play like you didn't know what it was? No, he knows. I've already yelled about it. All right.

He goes, Dad, you don't know about Clav. And I go, I know that he overdosed, and that's why I don't want you watching him. He's a bad guy. Man, there's nothing. There's no... There's just no redeeming qualities. No, there's no redeeming qualities.

I do not want you following the ways of clavicular. Anyways. Clevv... What? I'm trying to say... Clavicular. It's that middle part that keeps getting stuck on my mouth. See, Jamal says clab is my idol in chat.

That's what fear. That's what I'm worried about is the youth. No. I don't want to know who clavicular is, but I have teenagers. So I have to keep an eye on all the stupid idiots on the internet. maybe following. Yep. Including this clavicular moron who's having his moment in the sun until he overdoses for the last time.

Just because random clips popped up after we talked to autumn, there was that one where he looked like he's going to, he's going to cry. Yeah, because he's, uh, they made fun of him on SNL. Yeah. Oh my God, that's great. He had a 60 minutes interview. He was legitimately going to cry because they made fun of him on SNL. He had a 60 minutes interview last week.

Yeah. Do you cry? No, he walked out of it. Oh, that. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. And he was like, so immediately he doesn't have a brain.

So he's like, well, your wife cheats on you when he like got up and left. And the guy's like, I'm not even married, dude. Yeah, no. Sorry, bud. He's nothing redeeming. And everything I've learned about him has been against my will, because I don't want to know about stupid clavicular. Clavicular. But I got teens who are on the internet.

I don't know about all these things. But tonight's a bigger night than that, Cody. Oh, tonight. Well, Coco Puffs is tonight. Seven o'clock your pregame for the NFL draft. Yeah, do a little free. Tonight, seven o'clock on Twitch. Cody will go live, smoke some herb.

Get you ready for the big NFL draft kicking off at 8 o'clock, Cody. Yeah. Where do you want to start? It's your big day. It's your favorite day. I don't know. What would you like to discuss? I mean, there's already rumors ramping up that the cowboys are going to,

they might aggressively trade up because they've got two first-round picks so they can try to move up, try to get a defensive guy that they want. Okay. There's Jeremiah. I love that running back from Notre Dame that everybody is in love with. They don't know where he's going to go because everybody needs a running back. The Cardinals, the Jets could, the Titans, the Giants. A lot of things look similar to yesterday on this mock draft, at least on the huddle.

Obviously Mendoza goes first out of Indiana. Yep. To the Raiders. Yeah, I've read random things because this is a very quarterback light draft. but nobody's going to pull the trigger enough because next year is quarterback heavy. Really? A lot of QBs next year? There's a ton.

There's a big freshman class right now or something? No, there's just a lot of guys that have chosen to stay or whatever, like Archie Manning's kid there. Archmanning, not Archie Manning's boy there is going to be coming out. There's just like 10 quarterbacks next year. So, yeah, he'll go to the Raiders. And then it's jumbled as hell. that is jumbled as hell because I've got like three mock drafts open.

Yeah, so the Jets go next. What does yours have? David Bailey. That seems to be the consensus. Well, the Jets famously canceled their 30 visit with David Bailey last week. Could mean something, could mean nothing in the end. The Jets must ask themselves if they want more of a finished product in Bailey or a Reese. Yeah.

There's another edges in it. Those are kind of reversible or whatever, if you will, between the two of them. Bailey, he just made such an impression in the end of the college year. he just looks so good. I mean, I would see him. If he doesn't go there, he's going in top five. This prediction has the Cardinals trading for the number three overall pick and their 2007 third round selection to the Kansas City Chiefs.

Oh, okay, okay, interesting one. I like when people do trade. So they think that the Chiefs are going to move up that far. They think the Kansas City Chiefs will come up to the third pick and take Arvel Reese. Oh, man, that'd be crazy. The Chiefs need to retool. It's kind of between. the chiefs and the cowboys of who is going to, I think, package some whatnots together to move up.

Okay. The Giants could, but I think they're in a good spot where they are after trading with the Bengals to get another pick. So then we get the Tennessee Titans. Which again, Matt, all falls on. Few directions the Titans could go. What does that one got? This one has Sunny Stiles. Oh, yeah.

See, that's where a couple that I have, between like him and Jeremiah love, where either could go there, that Stiles has just rocketed up. It was like, when these, everything first came out at the end of the year, it was like, Stiles, yeah, he could probably, he'll probably be there for the Cowboys if they want to take him. You know, fall to the middle of the first round. Now he's the top five pick. Talking draft night, tonight's big NFL draft, 8 o'clock. Everybody just needs him.

Then you got the New York Giants. This one says, Jeremiah loved to the Giants. Well, they may not need a running back. They do. You got to get one of these available. If he's there, you take him. Between him, and again, it's a matter of who's there. I have a couple of them here.

We're taking Jordan Tyson from Arizona State, the really good wide receiver. But they have two picks. So again, if they want to go buck wild and they like somebody a whole hell of a lot, they could move up if they really wanted to. So that's a team to watch for the Chiefs too. That would love going to the Giants, it'll bring back that big play potential that they had back with Seekwan Barclay. Who was the first top five running back since, was it, 2018 he was taken? No running back's going top five cents then.

Wow. Cleveland Brown's up. And sixth. This one has Spencer Fanon. Everything. They need many. They need anything? Offensive linemen would be great. I've got the guy from Miami going there as well. But yeah, they need several things. So that's just like they do that best player available type deal.

Seventh pick will be the commanders. This mock draft has Carnell Tate from Ohio State going there. Who do you think? Again, this is another one where it depends on who is available. But I could see them taking Tate or, uh, safety. They need a couple pieces, but yet, wide receiver help would definitely work after, was it,

Debo that they got from the Niners and didn't really work out last year? Up eighth, the Saints have reportedly had in talks about trading with Arizona. That could easily be on the team, be the team that grabs Arvel Reese. Yeah. But the New Orleans Saints could take Caleb Downs out of Ohio State's safety. Yeah, that's another guy that I'd want the Cowboys to take because they need somebody. He is all pro immediately.

Yeah. He's the best safety out of the draft. And as soon as he steps on the field, he's one of the best safeties in the league probably already, not even having played a down. So then we got the Arizona Cardinals. This mock draft has Francis Mooga. The other guy from Miami. Yep, from Miami. Who's got some question marks? But the Cardinals, if they think that, I mean, they need some pieces. So, I mean, trading back would probably be better. And then I'll stop at the 10th pick with the New York Giants again. Giants Jordan Tyson from Arizona State

wide receiver. If they need wide receiver help a little bit because they lost a couple pieces so that would be a nice Jackson Dart to him and they got Cam Scadabo back there or if they stay where they are

and they get him and because that's the pick from the Bengals. They traded Dexter Lawrence of the Bengals to get that 10th pick if they stay at five and they get somehow a Jeremiah love

that I hate to say it that makes the Giants Pretty dangerous. Jumping down. I see the Cowboys will get the 12th. Ruben Bain Jr. out of Miami. This guy's Mockraft. It's weird.

There's a lot going on with the Cowboys pick, which I like because that means they'll be talking about him a bunch. They've got Mansour Delane, the cornerback from LSU. I've seen people saying they're going to trade up. I've seen people saying they're going to trade back. Okay. If someone wants somebody bad enough, they're willing probably to trade back because they need, but they need help.

And the bills have given away a lot of their first round picks, right? So they're not coming up to 26th. Yeah, yeah, because in the name, and they were decent. And they're expected to get a wide receiver. Casey Concepcion? Concepcion. He's really good. But once you get further back there, it's you're not hoping these guys are good.

Yeah. But, you know. Yeah. We'll see. We'll see where it goes. A lot of action tonight. What time's a kickoff? Eight o'clock.

And it's the first pick at eight. or you're on the clock until 8-10. Well, it'll be 8 o'clock, and they'll welcome me to the draft, and then Roger Goodell will come out, and everyone will boo him, and he'll try to be like, no, I love it. I like when you boo me. That's all you got. Pittsburgh, that's all you got.

And then he'll say, the Las Vegas Raiders are on the clock, and then the guys will go, well, it's already a pretty much done deal, and then they won't even take all however minutes, and then they'll come out there and they'll blah, blah, blah, blah. And now things are when they're getting crazy, as now the New York Jets are on the clock. People have been asking all week what your snacks are going to be tonight. Yeah, I know you're really locked in.

With stuff like this, I get too, like, honed in. And I don't think to, like, snack. Get food. And I got to remember to be careful, because, again, getting up in the middle of the night to drive to a diner. That is true. I don't want to, like, have a rumbly-tumbly, or I don't want to be full. Yeah, we got to get up at 3 a.m. So I got to be careful.

It might be a straight liquid. By that, I mean, like, juice. Yeah, and stuff. Just hydrate for a big morning at Goldens and Utica tomorrow. I've got. I've got snackies. I mean. Golden's opens at 7 tomorrow.

Don't forget reminding you going live at 6. You guys can come meet with us starting at 7. Adam, what do you think about the draft? Awesome thing. Tomorrow morning, we will finish up the K-Rock Diner Tour, driven by Berdick BMW in Utica. We are at Goldens in Utica. Tomorrow morning, we will go live at 6.

Golden's opens at seven. Come in and get some breakfast with us. We'd love to hang out with you tomorrow. I got to give out all these posters because they're useless after this diner tour. Even if you don't want to sit down and eat, hop in and grab a poster. Say hi.

Grab, I probably got like a 60 of them left. So grab some posters for friends. And now's your chance to get your local business a shout out. Oh, that's true. Don't forget tomorrow. You're a local business and you want to spoil us

with gifts. We're open. We are for sale. I'm just saying. We are for sale. Yep. Let's see. What did he do with 31 minutes ago? He made blueberry pancakes with homemade whipped cream.

I'm going to ask him to make the stuffed French toast with the sausage and maybe like an American cheese for me or a cheddar cheese. Are you? I try that. Okay. We got to unload everything tomorrow. So pop in all of our Utica friends listening. Mohawk Valley friends. Yep.

We got probably 10 mugs left to give away. Come play Plinkgo to win those mugs. Gotcha. We got, like I said, like 50 posters. Take them, take a couple of them. They're useless after tomorrow. Then we got a bunch of other fun stuff that you can win just by stopping it and saying, hey.

Oh, some fun little things. All right. I remember last year, I can't remember what else because there were several things at Goldens, but last year is where I tried that. Because remember he does the veggie, the vegetarian option or something or whatever. That way, you know, you can get that,

you do the steak day. But I tried that burrito. Remember last year? Is that what it was? Yes, you did. And it was really good for being, you know, vegetables. Triggish. We will be there.

You can stop by after 7 a.m. Anytime between 7 a.m. and 9 a.m. You can pop in and see us. We'll be broadcasting as of 6 as he gets the spot open. And I would say we could leave posters. If I see you out there, yeah. But there's no real room for. There's no room to leave stuff.

Yeah. Niki can bring you one tomorrow. I'll save you one for tomorrow. Or today. If you see Nikki. Yeah. Oh, I'm going there today. I take one to Nicky Nugs today.

We've got two of our dancing with the stars contestants. I don't even watch that show. I don't even watch it. I don't even think they have stars left, man. Are they going to give me my redemption story? It does not know Yelaria, well, it may be, because they've only announced two out of all the contestants. I need my, how you say,

I need to a redemption story. I say cut a rug, so I can dance for you. I do, I do, I do the cheaterbug. Page six says they're in trouble. They might be getting a divorce. That's the room. You mean that cranky, miserable old bastard that is rude and angry to every single person he comes across is having a spat with his wife and 80 kids? He's not extremely happy.

No, and what the article said again? What? What? He's all alleged because it's in the gossip papers. Yeah. But it says that she's spending more than he makes in a month so they don't know what, like, well. Yeah. He's not making much anymore.

She's still living like it's the 90s. But he's got. But he probably doesn't want. want to be just throwing it out the window because she wants to go on a book tour of some fake kind. Or the giant Hampton's mansion that they put out of their market every once in a while. Or whatever. He's got a filter to the younger brothers to... To feed.

To feed the other Baldwin children. Ah. Eat up, Daniel. You're the weakest. Sierra Miller. My name sounds familiar. Oh, I thought you would know it. Summerhouse.

Didn't you watch Summerhouse? Yeah, but it's so... It's been so long. I don't know who either these people are. Sierra. I'm sure I will. Hold on her face. That's why I said.

A name sounds familiar. I thought that was one of the shows that you liked. No, I did. I absolutely watched Summer House. She was on Summer House, Winter House, and the Traders. Is it? Oh, wait. It's not showing me.

Show me a British actress. C-I-A-R-A. Miller. Oh, yeah. You like her? Yeah. She would hook up with ugly dudes. I used to watch that show and get so mad,

watching these gorgeous women just hook up with the derpeiest dirps that ever dirt. Why does that happen? What do they have? They had money. And they were tall. I mean, that was a big thing for, look, he's like six three. We have personality, though. Why doesn't that work out?

And it will to succeed. Also, if you, you, what? I don't know this person is. If you say that name, I'm going to, I'm just going to, no, I don't know what that is either. Laura Higgins, she's from the traitors. Nope, that one doesn't look familiar What's on her hat Okay

Okay But I mean, all right I bet Sierra's a good dancer What's her like Does she have like a I don't know what the same about reality stars No what's their real What are they doing?

What are you? Yeah I don't remember what her deal was Because everybody in that show Was like They all came from the city With office jobs Except for the one that was a model

That you see on You see her on like Mabeline commercials now Sierra Miller have a Wikipedia page or anything? I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't. Sarah Miller. Career. Let me see.

Reality TV star model influencer, former travel ICU nurse. That's what I mean. She, oh, okay, no, yes, she was a nurse. She was a nurse. Yes, yes, she were, yes, okay. Mm-hmm. I like it when I remember things from years ago. Good job, Brain.

Good job, Brain. They were holding on to that. I was in there for a little bit. Yeah, but they were all like, other than Kyle, but again, he was still in the city, you know, he hustled. Yeah. That dude, for as annoying as he was on that show,

he's the lover boy guy with all those drinks. Oh, yeah, he does. He has that whole business. Yeah. So he would do all that, but man, talk about some of the derpyest shallow people you've ever watched on TV. It would be the summer house crew, I think.

I've never, I don't even know what this show is about. Is it like Jersey Shore? They were all like rich kids from, you know, mommy daddy money that live. and did stuff in the city, but on the weekends, dude. Summer house. Summer house.

In the summer, yeah, they went out to their Hamptons. I think it's the Hamptons, I don't know. But their summer house, bro. I get irrationally angry watching rich people be rich on TV. Is that weird? But no, because it's what, because you'd watch them and have, like, problems that you'd be like,

that's not really a problem. It's not really a problem. No. Like, that's when I get mad about the below deck show, too. Yeah, yep. It's like people getting mad that they're on their yacht, but the strawberries aren't out yet or like, I'm like, that watching some of those.

Shut up. You hear like the poor people on that crew trying to call mainland, you know, French Indian Polynesia or whatever, be like, hi, yeah, do you have diet Dr. Pepper? Yeah. There's a, there's a millionaire on the boat that's losing his mind and threatening to not pay us if we don't get him died. Yeah.

Yeah, I know we're in, we're across the, we're in the middle of the ocean on the other side of the world, but he's very, very insistent. Yeah. Right? I mean, it's no surprise to anyone's listening to this show for a while. Cody and I have a lot of disdain for obnoxious, wealthy people. Yes.

But those shows really just because you're right, they're having problems. We're like, or realize that's your problem. Or I always think you remember this one guy that was on it that was so disgusted by the food where you would just go on and on. On the low deck? Yeah, well, where I'm back home, I have five-star breakfasts every day. I wouldn't feed this to my dog. And what I hate most about this?

them is that wealthy people are usually surrounded by yes men and women. So they think that they've done something. Yeah. Oh yeah. Like they really believe. Yeah. Oh yeah. Even if they were handed their daddy's business and they just kind of, they really

believe they're geniuses and they're brilliant. Yeah, you should watch that show just for that to see the people they have on there. Like you haven't done anything, bro. The entitlement, man. You were born into generational wealth. Congratulations. Yep. Like the one guy that got busted for her.

They found one girl found cocaine. Oh, yeah, wow. And if you find drugs, that's a no-no. On Summerhouse? No, on Blowdeck. And the captain ended it. He ended the charter. Charter over.

So the rich person had cocaine? Yeah. And why did the captain end it? Because he didn't want cocaine on the ship? No, there's some rules where like, the international cocaine traffic he was. Yeah, you're in international waters. You will lose, like, everybody's license for everything.

That's cool. So he was like, charter's over. I like that. I like that's cool. Yeah, it was crazy, man. You will see that band for free. zero money of the Summit Federal Credit Union Taste of Syracuse. Coming up first weekend in June.

Just bangers. Bangor after bangor after bangers. Saturday night in June. What is that? June 6th and 6th. 5th and 6th. So the 6th would be them. 6 will be fuel on the main stage. Plan on it. Let's see. Just trying to.

I want to see how many like hits they had. I feel like I kind of like I knew five of their songs yesterday. There's not like a list. After it got announced, I was going through the songs, and I go, oh, I like that one, I like that one, I like that one. No, they're a band that I don't, every album of every song, I enjoy. Like, it's crazy. Oh, here we go, the best of fuel. Let's see, doesn't I have a track list for me?

Where would that be? Of course, it wouldn't just show me the track list. You know this one? Yep, I'll say, yep, average in my hands. You know this one? Yep. Drink champagne drink You know

That one I just played, you know this one Yep, this is all They're like their first ones I want to say Sunburned Yep I love it The album is They're one of my favorite bands

Easily of all time What a 90 sound man Everyone forgets Jesus or a gun One of their very first hits Before hemorrhage Oh now I'm gonna have to listen to Fuel And I'm gonna have to listen to Fuel Fuel.

This one? Yeah. Falls on me. Yep. Yep. Oh, my God. I can't. I'm going to say, yep, to every one of these.

Sue Station 2001, loading. I love every one of these songs. See, start to swear I'm bound. Yes. And this black hole of duck for me. And silently. Oh, innocent. I forgot.

I don't know this one. Million miles by fuel. Do I know that? This is off, I think, off natural selection. Let me jump ahead a hat a little bit. Oh, I don't know this Jesus or a gun saw. Yeah. This might be one of my favorites of theirs.

He'll have some bangers. So good. Good summertime band. Let me see if I remember this one. Rick likes this one. Yeah, won't back down, bro. This was off. Daredevil.

Daredevil? One of the songs better than the movie. Saturday, June 6th. Yep. Yeah, I heard the little behind-the-scenes stuff. there was, well, we should come out with a banger and fuel is the banger. That was a good choice. Every single one of these is a hit.

Oh. Do I know this one? Do I know innocent? Yeah. Let me jump ahead. This is just windows down, summertime driving seat. Yeah, absolutely. Yep.

You're going to work your part-time job. Yep. Yeah. I remember because I didn't work here yet for this K Rockathon. We had the best parking spot. Yeah? Best parking spot. We were in the first row outside of where the line is to get in right at the corner.

Oh, nice. Taggis says he's going to be six. He's going to be ill on June 6. Got a call to work. Good idea. Good call. They just got them good 90s. It's right.

Ninety vibes. Oh. Riley, mowing greens, and this was on loop. Yep. You know them, you love them. They'll be there. They'll be playing most of these. They will be there.

Yep. For free. Yeah. Yeah. Zero dollars. For free. Saturday, June 6th. Get over and get yourself a punched.

Oh. He'd be sick that hour, too. Yeah, I got to go over that. Yeah. Food is close. Oh, sorry. We'll come back. We'll come back. It's Krox.

We will be live at Goldens in Utica. Ooh, baby. Going live at 6. I like that. Snack. A show will start at 6. You guys can come in and eat at 7 o'clock. I wanted to go back and look what he made us last year.

And I just remembered to do that right now as you said it again. Show bro, Sean, sent us a photo. It's not, uh, Sean, you got to just send us an image of it. It's trying to make me click a link that I can't click. But I do want to see it. Click a link. Of course, we will attempt to stream video on Twitch tomorrow morning. But if not, just clear, just classic radio style.

Exactly. Show at six, doors at seven. Yes. Show at six. Doors at seven. Company in San Francisco, and I've seen videos of this in Japan and other tightly congested areas. Yep. San Francisco is very expensive to live in.

I think it's like the most expensive city right now. Yeah, it's as long as you see on the internet's that their things are expensive. But ironically, it's some of the highest paying jobs anywhere because it's all these like, you know, it's nerds doing like, you know, coding and developing apples out there, Facebook's out there, all that. So it's like they're making a ton of money, but they can't necessarily afford to live there. A lot of them live in their cars or RVs. So it's like a New York City thing where they're making money, but they're living in a closet. Kind of. Like a hundred grand is nothing to make a year in those places. Oh, really? Yeah. Like a million dollars a year is still kind of embarrassing to make it. Really? Yeah. Wow.

So a company in San Fran is offering $700 a month sleep pods. This is so dystopian to me. That's awful. That I have to climb in a sleep pod. Because that's all you got. You share a bathroom with 30 other people. Oh my God. No, come on, man. I was living in the Presidio before and kind of looking for cheaper options just so I could keep working on the stuff I wanted to and working on open source projects. If this had existed three or four years ago, we probably wouldn't have lost so much early stage startups to Austin and Denver. People had to move because I couldn't afford to live there. And for me personally, when I lived in New York City, it was a tradeoff.

Do I want to have to pay a lot of money to be where everything is. happening. Yeah. And I do love the city. I love being there. Or do I want to live somewhere where maybe a little less is happening, but I can afford it. And I prefer up here.

No, I agree. Travel to the city. Also, that guy just sounds like a miserable. Nice. Like, he's, oh, if we would have just been able to have this terrible, stupid-ass idea years ago, we wouldn't have lost so many start-offs. Oh, no. To Denver.

Like, bro, listen how effie. miserable you are making so much money. Dude. Ugh, that just makes my stomach hurt to listen to... If I could have just slept in a freaking pod. Well, here's the thing about... Instead of an apartment like a normal human for so long, I could have just worked and worked and worked and worked.

As somebody who has worked with coders and stuff throughout my life, they are the maddest miserable people. Like, do something if you're so miserable, but you love... But they love money. Well, it's not even that. It's a touch of the tism that a lot of these guys have and gals. They're very proficient at. Yes.

I can code and I can build apps and I can develop software. I'm not the most socially. But man, to hear that just is so, the opposite of heartwarming. And you're talking about tech startups, bro. Some of the worst companies ever. You've lost so many tech startups. We would have been able to keep them. If all of us could have just slept in $700.

dollar of a pods. The startup companies wouldn't have gone to Denver. Other side of this, we're gonna play a little playoff. Hockey! I'm gonna... I get my revenge today! I played so good yesterday.

I will get my revenge! I killed them and I haven't beat him in a long time. I haven't beat him in a long time. That's how I shouted at the gods. I played real, real good yesterday. I played real well. Good night. My headphones just.

Flew out of my hands. Good morning. All right. We will hand you off to the 90s at 9. We're going to play some video games today. We're going to have an all-out, drag out, Bruehaha. NHL playoff season.

Stanley Cup playoffs. Let's just playoff? I don't know. Yeah, Stanley Cup playoffs because the Stanley Cup final is what they call. Gotcha. You drop the S for the final. Yeah. Gaming stream always brought to you by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales.

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He's not even going to know where he is. What's... What I'm going to do is I'm going to send Dico down to Boston Street where the donkey donuts is. He's going to steal Reiki. Coffee, and he's going to feed it to him. A lizard. We put a bunch of honey in Novak's jockstrap.

He's gonna get chased by a bear on the ice. We're gonna shave Phil's back and glue the hair to rack. Ab himself. Come watch video games, Twitch and YouTube. Radio you get rancid.