The Show - MAKE THE STORIES

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

Everyone gets to an age where massive musicians and creators can draw millions of fans, but you’ve never heard of them. Happens to all of us. How are we brushing our teeth wrong? Your dentist will tell you. NFL season is officially underway! Josh is a famously fast eater, but maybe that’s a good thing. Plus, letting the teens make their stories & so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Here we go. Good morning, dummies.

Ahoi, hold on. Ooh, showtime. Showtime, and I never talk. What is it? What are you doing? What is it? What are you doing? And everybody, it's a bite.

We're going to go crazy in there. Hey, man, this week cooking right along, bud. Get that short week. Cooking right along. Good. Oh, getting into it. You got your football back last night. Big 13 to 10.

And it was like, bang. It was like 10-0 forever. Everybody got injured. A little bit, yeah, a little bit everybody throwing picks getting injured. AJ Brown twisted an ankle. Sam Darnold hurt his hip. Listen, everybody's getting older. You can't even play like you used to, boys.

No. Can't play like you used to. You can't just be falling on the ground. Oh, my goodness. He's a good game, though. That's fun. So you got your football back, then you got another game tonight. Lottie's 49ers, Lottie was an 85-month sub in our Twitter.

Thank you so much. Over in Melbourne, Australia, Mike. Yeah, so they're like going to be playing a morning game, right? They're like 12 hours? Yeah, right, whatever it's that. So they're doing an 8.35 a.m. game. Yeah, don't know what's nearly am. But it's in the future.

So they already know who won? They already, well. Yeah. Because they are. It'd be right. It'd be going on in a couple hours. Yeah. noon today, they already know who won.

So that I'm going to log into draft kings. We'll get. I'm going to find a chat room of people in Australia. We'll get one of our show friends. Yeah, one of our Australia friends. Yep. Yep. Who know how the game turns out.

Yes. And then I can make my bets. Oh my God, that's easy money. I don't want people don't do that. I don't want to do that. It's easy money. But okay. So, oh, hooy, everybody.

Leading up to that, you will get a little cocoa puff. 7 o'clock tonight, powered by Joe's buds. I got to do it. Come on, no. Come on in and now, get out in here. Go riff, bong. Get out in here. Go, go, go, you know, rip bong.

Oh, yeah, I guess back to the future did kind of think of that idea. So, Katie's right. Biff, did do that. Yeah, took the sports almanac. Got to get that book. Yeah, and that worked out great for him. Yeah, everybody knows that worked out. So I don't see the...

I don't see any backslide to that. I don't see any... Backlash. Backlash. So we got a busy night tonight. Coming up on this stupid show, though. It's a fun Thursday. Hold up. Wait, what?

Banana ball comes to town tomorrow. I saw that. We got tickets. Was that, did we know that? Because it's probably sold out, I would imagine, right? Well, I mean, not to take away from it. It's not Savannah bananas, but it's like their organization. Yeah.

That's a big deal. It's a big deal. And we got tickets. I think it's probably close to sold out. Those games sell out. What a gorgeous day. It'll be for a baseball game. And those are just fun baseball games to watch because they do all that silly banana ball stuff.

Yep. That's awesome. I don't know what my favorite banana ball like thing is, but I do love that if you catch it in the stands, that does count as an out. Somebody caught that ball. That, I like that. I like that you can like bat however you're comfortable.

Yeah. There's the one guy that doesn't have a shirt on underneath it and just pops open his top and bats. There's a guy that wears like shorts and bats. Like you can just kind of be as comfortable as you want up there. I like, again, it's not. the Savannah bananas coming to town. It's just Savannah ball.

Tailgators versus firefighters. I love it. Tailgators is firefighters. I love the one guy that was on Broadway that breaks in a song every time every once and again. I like it if you do like a fun flip that counts as something like. Right. It's like a super out or something. I like it.

You can pitch how you want. It's just fun. It's just fun, yeah. They went and found everything in normal baseball that was kind of like, oh, all right. Yeah. And they zh-jush it up. So Dan from the Wildcat, he's a big, he's a big Syracuse Mets guy. So he's got tickets.

He's going to come over and later today get those out on our show. Oh, cool. So that'll be a fun thing tomorrow night and Saturday night. I woulda want if I would not had Syracuse football. Oh, it's football. If you are home tomorrow night, though, I'm going to do a house party. Friday night house party all New York City edition. All nude.

And it will be probably nude at some point. Doing all NYC tomorrow nights. Beastie Boys, Jay Z, Wu-Tang, Anthrax, Ramones, Blondie. Anything I can find from New York said you will do it tomorrow night. So, but that in your calendar. I feel like that requires some type of wig or outfit.

Ooh, should I get a costume? What should I wear? I keep picturing like that 80s, run DMC, beastie boys. It's a good point. You know, like a big chain. I hadn't even thought about it like a costume. And you're right.

I got to have a costume of some kind, so I'll get working on that. Well, if you're doing a theme. I'm doing a theme. You're right. No, he's right. He's right. Maybe just pop on like a white, white beard type deal. Cangle hat.

Yeah. Yep. I'll think on that anyways. You guys know how to find all of the stream. Twitch.tv slash the show. The show. com. Good.

Readers in chat. And he says, he was talking about how his family is going down to see a concert at MetLife. Okay. And he goes, we're going to see G. Dragon at MetLife. And I was like, you're telling me. Exactly.

I go, you're telling me I'm so old. There's an artist big enough to sell out MetLife, and I never even heard of them? No, never. Like, at least it's like... Is it just this lady or are they a group? No, it's a Korean pop star, I believe. Oh, okay. No, never heard of it.

Best known as G-Dragon is a South Korean rapper, singer, songwriter, an entrepreneur dubbed the King of K-pop. Cool. This one's not even... even be him. I don't even know. This is the first song that comes up when you type it in. I've never heard the name before. But yeah, I guess

there's a whole world we don't know. He featured on that. Hold on this is G. Dragon. Oh, that guy you heard in the background saying stuff? Might have been, yeah. Okay. I like that noise. Sounds like a video game. Like at least when somebody sells out

life, at least like I go, ah, Luke Brian. Yeah, I don't like Luke Brian, but that makes sense. You're like Taylor Swift. Ah, I don't like her bad makes sense. That whole city, though. There's a whole world. And I know nothing about. So many people down in that little area.

I bet it's going to be crazy, too. These K-pop shows are crazy. Yeah, I'm not familiar enough. I don't know who G-Dragon is. Hey, more for you guys. Have fun. I mean, I know some BTS songs. Clout Chaser.

From, well, that and a kid, an ex's kid was all about like every over and over and over and over. So you had to listen to a bunch of BTS? He watched the same dance videos, the music videos, and he would dance to one. I thought it was hilarious. But it was not, I could just couldn't. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know BTS.

But then, yeah, then the time that you cloud chase. Reader's daughter is literally jumping out of her skin. See, we'll have fun kids. Are we being cringe or is that a good thing that she likes that we're playing that? She's probably excited that we were playing G-Dragon. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. G-Dragon.

So we'll literally not quench. It'll come for all of you. You'll all get old enough that you don't know what the hell music is anymore. It happens. Yeah. And it's fine. Just slowly creeps up on you without you ever even realizing it. It just happens.

All of a sudden, you don't know who anybody is. Like yesterday they announced the first four like hosts for S&L this season or whatever. That's usually a good list for me to. Because I don't know. I don't know who they are. Here, I'll tell you. Oh, boy. S&L posts. We get on the Google to type.

This season. It's a right of passage. It comes for all of us. Yes. It came for our parents. It came for our grandparents. Well, then we learn because then we turn into, oh, I like that Joshua, gross, funny guy. What's in?

He's a good-looking fellow. September 26th, post, Jalen Brunton. We know who that is. Oh, okay. No, like. Musical guest, Cats-eye. Kats-eye. Nope.

I've heard, I have a vague knowledge with a K. It's cat's eye with a K. Okay, I see him there. Okay, I see him there. What are they? Is it like, is it attractive ladies? That's why you're saying hello? Yes.

They might be, I don't know if they're K-pop. I don't know. Okay, so Katzai. Yeah. I'm at least aware of them. I don't know a single song. Never heard it until you said that. October 3rd, Dakota Johnson.

Musical guest, Turnstile. Okay, I know turn style. Okay, no turn style. Dakota. Okay. Dakota Johnson. She's the 50 shades of gray, right? Yep.

Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. So we got that one we got. Okay. I know all the hosts and celebrities on that one. October 10th, Shane Gillis. We know Shane Gillis.

Okay. Musical guest, Rosalia. Do not know who Rosalia is. Rosalia. Rosalia. Okay. I see her here. Do I know her song?

I don't think we would. Okay. I don't think we would. She plays down in like Miami and. And then October 31st. Okay. Inde Navarette. I can't even spell that.

Who I think, I believe Inde is. Yeah. She was from. obsession. Okay, I see her. Yep. I know her from that movie. Okay. I see her. Musical guest, Gracie Abrams. I only know of Gracie Abrams because she's somewhere in the Taylor Swift orbit, right?

Like she opened for Taylor or something? I don't know her parents is JJ Abrams. Yes, and that's she's also in that. Don't you dare ask her say that, though. Don't bring it up. Don't bring it up. There's a trend of this. Don't bring that up. How dare you? There's a trend of very, very famous people having very famous musician children,

Yes. I. Stella Thifty, who is... Don't... Sorry, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. So yeah, it comes to all of us.

Have fun at your G-Dragon show. Have fun. Enjoy watching Rosalia. Rosalia. Enjoy all your music. I'm going to be over here listening to the same music I listen to at the age of 13. And that's fine. Yeah.

And that's fine. Yep. I mean, you got a... If you like the other side of the... area that slaughtered to prevails coming here. Oh, there you go. I do know that, man. So, I mean, you can go see that.

If someone wants to somehow get the guy that can't stop complaining about the noise from Sharkies out of town that night, that would be awesome. Ooh, there's a guy that's complaining all the time. Oh, there's this one guy that sees, and that's where the news goes to every time. And it just keeps complaining about the noise. And this, you thought the last concert with, uh, I'm blanking on the, name. That one's the screaming guy that I went to see there.

At Sharkies? Yeah. But you thought that was loud? All right. This is going to be even louder. This is, it's that guy that like, he's like, hey, I want to see how loud I can yell into this microphone? And then he does.

That's what slaughtered up of Alas. It's that Russian guy. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yes. That's not Alex the Terrible. It is? Yes.

Yes. Alex the Terrible is coming to Sharkies? And they were awesome. I saw him at the amp. Oh my God. That guy's so loud. So that's what I mean? So the people that don't like the noise.

You're going to have to go ahead and get. Okay. Maybe someone take them out to dinner. Yeah. Maybe that could be a charity we get behind, like boomer outreach. Yeah. Where we like set up a dinner. Yep.

Somewhere far from the concert. Yep. And we'll bring you over and we'll have a spaghetti and meatball dinner. Yep. We'll be bringing you to a VFW or something. We'll turn out a lot of fans so it's loud. You can't hear the slug. water to prevail. You'll be 30 miles away from it. I can still

hear it. Uh-huh. No. No, you can't. No. You cannot. Oh, right. I can hear him yelling. Can't have any fun in this town, I guess. You quit yelling too. Look warm. Look on. Oh, boy. This is... We can what? We just got it. Because we're just opening up. Is room temperature, bitch, okay? Oh, yeah, I can, I got, I haven't put them in the fridge yet. I got ice. I've got... Uh, yeah. All right, fine.

All right. Actually, I'm not drinking right now. Can I just get bitch? I don't want a hard bitch. I know that you... Uh, uh, bu, blah, blah, blah. You know, let me see what I can do. I know that's the trend right now is everything like hard south or hard cider and a hard bitch. But now I just would like just a standard bitch over ice if I could. Thanks. Let's see here. Bottle of Grumpy Lady. Mm-hmm. Okay. I'll take that. Um, good morning, everybody.

I'm generally a room temperature beam. Yeah, sure, okay. Love it. You and I have very different teeth brushing approaches, as discussed on this week's show. He's like a rabid dog in the shower. I've never witnessed it. We don't shower together anymore, but... You go ham in the shower.

It's just, it's lawless is what you said, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's, if not, and it's, it's, it's, It's everywhere. Because when it's something, you know, later on after a meal or a nighttime or something, it's everywhere. So like the good one in the shower and I can go animal style. You don't shower twice a day, so you're only brushing your teeth once a day?

No, that's what I mean. Like after a meal or something, it's more like I don't have to, I can just wear whatever a shirt I want. And I have to worry about it getting everywhere. It's not as animal style. You can take his shirt off to brush his teeth at night, guys. That's why. Well, if you get a toothpaste on your shirt,

or like sometimes it goes down in the beard and it just will, it'll write on there. No. Oh, the shirt's ruined. That's not relatable to most people. They're not going that hard with their tooth brushing. I go fuck wild. I got a teeth cleaning today, so I'm reading just different teeth stuff.

Gotcha. BuzzFeed had an article about, well, they interview dentists, and they're like, here's things people don't do that they should be doing. Okay. Like, for example, brushing for the full two minutes? Do you brush for two minutes in the shower? Yeah, there's a while. We used to have to do a timer.

Oh yeah, it's like you have to sing. Oh, it's hand washing. Happy birthdays, hand washing. Sorry, I got, I can't clear my throat. Let me chop you. They, uh, we used to have to, in the 1900s, use a little timer. Yep, I remember those. You'd chew on those pink fluoride, or those pink tablets that showed how awful your teeth were.

Are those real? I don't know. I assumed. The dentist gave them to me. Right. They wouldn't lie. Well, I mean, you never know if they're just always is supposed to make your teeth do So then your kids are always brushing your teeth.

I didn't think about that. That could have been a lie that I was a sucker for. I don't know. If I have no idea, it could also be a plaque shower of like, nope, see, here, you're going to get more. Forgetting to brush your teeth before bed. At night we make less saliva gross. Nice. Which helps to neutralize acid.

So the nighttime brush is extra important. I make extra saliva at night, ladies. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Wink, wink. Rinsing after brushing. The toothpaste keep. working after you done unless

Wait, what? Hold on. The two you're not. The poop face keeps working after you're done unless you rinse it all out. I didn't know that part. I thought you're supposed to switch my mouth around? So I'm supposed to rinse more? Like with a couple water or something? I just do, I put my head up. In the shower, I forget. Yeah, you have that. Or I'll do like

luxury. One little, like, you know what I mean? Like hand cup. A little sippy see up. All right, so you're doing it. You're doing it. But I'm supposed to do like a bunch more? I guess so. You need to brush front, sides, back, and your chewing area. Plac hides everywhere. Well, yeah.

Yeah, that's one thing when you got little kids. Oh, oh. Just do like the front and then they're done. You're like, no. No. Get in there. Yep. Flossing.

All right, nobody flosses. I'm not as good at flossing as I should be. And today, when I go to get my cleaning, they're going to ask if I floss. Sometimes. No, I'm on. I go, no. Nobody does. Anybody who tells you they are, they're lying to you.

People, no people floss. I don't know how floss companies are still in business. Nobody's flossing. Well, once you get like that one. Katie flosses and water flosses. You get that one big pack and you're kind of done forever. It's like 3,000 yards of floss or something. We went to, we went to Mimi's Diner and Fulton over the weekend.

And when you, when you walked in, my brother-in-law said a line because you could just, you could just tell Mimi's diners can have, you know, old Fultonians there. Oh, yes, it does. And he goes, I bet there's just a thing of toothpicks on the counter. better be. And there absolutely was a big old thing of toothpicks. That I do. I'll toothpick.

That's their floss. I'll do the little flossy sticks from time to time. No, I'll get in there because I, that's, I don't know if it's an OCD things. I'm sure most people don't like something in their teeth. But if I even feel like a little something. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. I'm done.

That's all my brain can focus on for probably the rest of the day until, like, I, I'll make, you ever make, um, McGiver floss? No. Out of like, what, paper or something? I was just to say, yeah, paper, um, post-it notes work pretty good because then you can like, get in there and slide. But then what if you get a paper cut on your guns?

You're not like, yeah, you're just kind of like, oh, I got a little, I got those little flossy sticks in my car. Oh, nice. Because I do a lot of car meals. Yeah, there you go. I get some steak in there or something. Yep. Uh, and then forgetting to clean your tummy.

Everybody loves to promote tongue cleaning. We got, the kids have tongue scrapers. That's the thing you're supposed to do. I love those. The thing you're supposed to do. Although this is bad and it's kind of gross. I have one that, uh, I don't know why it is what it is, but it is razors. The first time I got it, one side is a little brush thing.

And then the other side, the first time I did it left the claws. You could see where it cut the back of my tongue. So for a couple days, there was nothing I could do. It was just stung everything I ate or drink. What's supposed to do? Just scrape off a dead layer or something? But you can't do it in any type of gentle manner. There's not, you cannot be gentle enough with it.

It just, I don't know. Maybe that's what's supposed to do. No, I don't. It didn't get better after the. No, no, it's the same thing. I like, I got to have the loop. That's what the kids have, yeah. Just, then you just scrape it down in the grossest.

Listen, we're all about good oral hygiene here on that. All right? There is May. Quick look was closed. Throwing it up. You can't. I can't believe that throw.

He can't. Can't believe that. You can't force them to. In the 2026 kickoff game. Drake May threw three interceptions last night. They were all bad ones too. Yeah. The one before.

Football's back, baby. The one before that was this is very similar. to where there was no reason to kind of make that crappy throw into the end zone, and a guy kind of just stood in front of it and toe-tapped and nice little pitch. Hot 13 to 10 score. Hot Wednesday night action. Tonight, hot Thursday action. Donkey and chat.

How the half did these two stupid teams make it to the Super Bowl? Everybody got injured last night. That was just a wild combo. Darnold went out early. He suffered a hip injury. throws off your entire game plan because you can see what they were doing early on because they got rid of Kenneth Walker go. He's on the Chiefs. So they've got the guy from the Notre Dame's backup who was pretty good. Yeah. But then that Charbonnet guy that we had in our game yesterday is out for like a month or so because he's hurt.

So they had to, they had a game plan. But then once your quarterback gets hurt, that changes everything. So then they just stacked everybody on that Jackson Smith and Jigba guy. And he had nowhere else to go. How long is Sam Donald out for? I don't know. A hip is a weird one. First drive. It was a weird injury because he landed on his knee really hard.

So it jarred something. I don't know if he hip, hip flexured it. All right. I don't think he dislocated it or anything. Or I don't know. I don't really know. But they are probably screwed if he's out for any period of time because that through lock is okay for like, uh-oh.

Sam Dardo needs to go to the tent. for a minute and come back and play. He'll be right back. But not for, oh, I'll play a whole game, winning a Super Bowl. Did you have any fantasy action last night? Anybody from your team? Yep, my big league's got, I had CNAils defense, so I helped with the picks. And he had Jackson Smith, so he did catch a touchdown, so it got him a little couple points. Very nice. But luckily, I was going to, and I was like, maybe Donald will throw a couple touchdowns. First game, you know, all hyped after winning in a Super Bowl, but I've got

Dak. And I went, no, it's Dak against at least the Giants. That'll be the one game he throws four touchdowns. So that's fun, a big 13 to 10 score. Then you got the 49ers who tonight? Rams. Hopefully, I don't know if it would be 835 action. Because even with the low score, it was a good game. It was just nobody was doing anything. So I think this should be a little bit better. But either way, it's hot Thursday action from Australia in the morning time. I didn't, but it's on Netflix, right?

So I got to watch it on Netflix tonight. Mm-hmm. I had to, uh, I decided to punish myself and watch the president speak for what I thought would be short and it was an hour and 45 minutes. Oh my God. And I, uh, he didn't know that. He did not know that. So I did not watch football last night.

You're supposed to kick me under the table when I ramble. It just went on and on, my friend. Tomorrow night's Friday night house party. All New York. New York City Edition, Beastie Boys, Wu-Tang, Ramones, anthrax. I thought it was going to be tough. But then I started putting together my playlist, and I was like, oh, this isn't difficult. Can you just like go?

I got a lot of New York City music. Because I don't have the Spotify's and such. Can you just go on there and be like New York City artists and that it like generates something for you? Is that something that these sites can do now? You know what I mean? Well, Spotify. Or do you have to pay like? No, no, no, here's something cool.

So Spotify. people make their own playlists, like I have playlists on there, so I'm sure there's hundreds of people who've made

New York City playlists. Yep. But with certain, like, there's certain, like, I don't do this,

but I know it's because I've tried to do it. I can just go into Claude and say generate a DJ playlist. Yeah. And I don't do it because it's really,

it's kind of a lame playlist. It doesn't give you a, well, it gives you like, I can't even think of it, Billy Joel up The butt. It does that. So, like, I've had, like, if you go in, like, I've tried, what did I do before?

Maybe last year for a house party, I was like, show me Halloween songs or songs like, you know, referencing Halloween or whatever. And it'll put together a whole big list. Yeah. And it will even, like, and I got curious. And I was like, well, what else can you do AI? So I said, and I use Claude, I don't know, I don't know if they're a terrible company or not. It's just the one that I like. I was like, give me a two-hour playlist of this style, blah, blah, blah,

match the BPMs and all this stuff, and it did it. It was a lame playlist, like those songs I didn't want to play. And now a small village in Indonesia has no drinking water. No, I drained several ponds. Whatever, I mean. No, but I was scared if it can do it. And it can do it, but it's just not the vibe I would want to. Yeah, yeah.

You're better at knowing what you want more than. And I kind of go by the vibes of the party. So to answer your question, yes. You can just say if I went in to chat GPT, I only use Claw, like I said, but if I go to Claw and I go, make me a Spotify playlist of all New York City artists, it can do that. Yes. To answer your question.

How much in bits for us to raise right now or myself personally, if no one backs me on this, to get you to not play any Billy Joel? This is what I was going to address. Because I know that by the rules of tomorrow night's house party, Billy Joel would qualify. Yeah, why? It was that. But I don't know if I want to play Billy Joel because I don't like Billy Joel.

No. You don't have to play all. But I feel like it's funny if I do play a little Billy Joel. Because you know who else will qualify tomorrow night? Paul Simon and Simon of Garfunkel. Oh, but. So I might throw some of that in there too. By himself?

Mm-hmm. Or with Garfunkel. Great question. And what's going to keep a vibe? Like, I don't want to play. I don't want to play sound of silence in a house party. Do DJ stuff and have like a fun, funky beat from someone next and just start a Paul Simon song. That's what I usually do.

When I want to like, when I want to have fun like transitions like that. I'm going to say you're good at that. I do that kind of stuff. So I'll probably spike some in. And Katie is right. Billy Joel is responsible for my existence. That is true. Do we know the song?

Can we just play that? I don't want to find out. We'll just do that. I don't want to find out. But yeah, we'll dabble tomorrow night, New York City artist. And we'll get, like, you know, around, I might, like, maybe Long Island will count, too. Like, there's some good pop punk that comes out of Long Island. They have to be from?

I'm kind of, like, obviously, not every member of, you know. No, no, no. I was going to say, is it, like Interpol and stuff. Or can you include performances that were on SNL? From. That's blurring the lines a little bit. I want to celebrate the music that New York City has made. Gotcha, gotcha.

Which is easy to do for hip hop because it's the home of hip hop. It's also the home of essentially East Coast punk so I can get a lot of punk out of there. Yep. And then like if I go up to like Rockland County, Coheed and Cambria is from up there. So generally New York City area is what I'm going to go with tomorrow night, obviously. You got that last one. You got to do that last one apparently. Whatever that is.

P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. Oh, oh, wait, he was just saved. Oh, I'm not playing. You know, is Did he from? Oh, yeah, he's from the city. All right, well. He hyped that biggie in the beginning of it. That's what sucks.

I know. This is what sucks. You got to find versions of his songs that have him. They don't exist. Well, they got to be, there's got to find some funny ones where it's his just blurred out. And then there's whoever's backing. This is what sucks. This is what we got to recut these biggie songs, guys.

I don't know why we're not doing it. Somebody has the Masters. And that goes for like, Mace 2. Do they? Maybe not. Maybe Diddy has that. There's what I mean. They're in his...

We need to Diddy a lot of music. So that I can play it again. We need to D-Diddy it. Because you try to play a Mace song. Ditties in the background. Trying to play like any Biggie song, Mace is in the background. Yep. You're like, we got to D-Ditty all this.

Yeah, you got to get Ditty out of there. Because now I'm losing. I can't play... I don't hear Diddy's stupid voice in a biggie song. I want to be a biggie. And I don't want it to just, oh, well, just... just goes away like our Cali songs. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Which was fine because it cares whatever. But you know what I mean? Like eventually if you can't get them out of there, people are just going to not, well, can't play that biggie song anymore. That's not fair. No. Don't want to not play Biggie.

Why biggie suffering for this? Yeah. Biggie doesn't suck. Diddy does. Blondie's on the list amount. Blondie, Velvet Underground. Lou Reed will be in there. Yeah.

It's going to be a whole variety. And it'd be a longer, a bigger variety if we could D-Didify. D-Diddy. Wait. Dumb-Diddy. I'm dumb. What? Is Nick Cage all right?

Wait. What? He had a sinkhole opened up. A sinkhole. You see that? No. So yesterday we were in your watching the news. That was my sinkhole?

Yeah. That was in front of my house. That took my garbage can. Like, it's weird that just Nick Cage is involved in everything that happens ever. I feel like the universe is trying to track him down and like the grim reaper's trying to like swipe at him. He's like, oh, I will avoid you. No, can I ask you something? This is a thought that I used to have back.

in the day in my early simulation paranoia. Okay. Like you ever go, like when you were a kid, you go to like, you go to dinner with your family. And you see like a specific other kid with like a redshirt. Okay? And you see that kid, you go,

oh yeah, see that kid. And then you're somewhere totally out later on the day. And you see that kid again. You go, huh, I wonder why a redshirt kid. Is that the same place I am? And then like, there was specifically a moment that I remember. And maybe it's just because I was doing kid things and he was doing kid things. But there was an Asian kid in like a blue or something shirt that I remember.

And I saw him one place. And then later the day I saw him another place. And then we were at an arcade. And I remember vividly he was playing ski ball at this arcade. And I didn't know how to explain. I think the universe ran out of extras because this Asian kid is playing ski balls. He's him three times today.

They're just like, keep going with that guy. It's working out while he's doing good for us today. That's what I think Nick Cage is just, they're just reusing them. They're like, ah, put Nick Cage in it. Put him back in there. Sinkhole outside of a Melibu House. Who is it? Oh, it's probably Nick Cage's.

Yeah, right. Oh, we didn't give that one a title yet. Something to something with Nick Cage. Yeah. I think that's what Nicholas Cage is. As aerial footage shows a large sinkhole Why, it's going to be me? In the driveway of Nick Cage's Malibu Mansion

after coastal erosion linked to the remnants of Hurricane Marie. And then that's the other thing. You hear about all these guys where it's like Nick Cage trying to reclaim his whatever and try to come back, the Nick Cage comeback and all this. Seems like he's doing pretty good. Got himself Malibu Manchin. He's doing just fine. I think he may be okay.

I think he's doing just fine. He bought the property in 2024. Okay. So it was I. on his comeback. Um, let me get this match. To be, I guess, and this gets into a whole, like a bunch of super El Nino stuff. Hurricane Marie.

Well, they, they build these houses. I know. That's the thing. On the most erosion ready cliffs. Like just a cliff of a cat. It's like, it's Malibu. In like, on like sand. Yeah.

Like this will hold. We put it, we put big wooden stakes on earth. I think wealth comes with a lot of arrogance thinking that your, your, your wealth will keep you safe from nature. And nothing can stop nature. Land erodes. Nothing can stop nature. There's nothing you can do to stop that.

You can't stop the ocean? No. Nick Cage? No. And that is true. What? Do you even think of that? We just learned of the mansion shortage. That's one more gone.

Oh, no. That's one more gone. I don't know what we're going to do. What are these poor millionaires and billionaires going to do? Listen. They're running out of mansions. If they need to kick us all out of our apartment. And turn each apartment building into a single giant house for some, to help home some of these.

Yeah. That would be better. To keep their stuff. To keep some of their stuff. Not even them. That's not for them. That's not for them. They can just keep their things in it that way.

You know, when the Atlanta roads, like their tiger or whatever they're holding. I guess it's kicked off a gas leak. It was an 85 stretch of land, 85 foot stretch. So, yeah. Yeah. And again, that's not like the, I was just going to say that. It's not like they didn't know that huge waves would be around there. Yeah.

No, that's the ocean. Because of land and time. It's the ocean. But also, you just think, it's not going to happen to me. Happen to every one of those houses. Happens to everybody that builds these houses on the water. And that's just so weird to be like, let me look out my front window. And that's ocean.

Like, dude, I don't know if Andy is still in here. But if you go to Myrtle Beach and you just drive around Myrtle Beach, you're like, why did you put a house there? I don't know much about architecture, but I'm pretty sure that that ocean is going to eventually get this house. If the very first thing that the house builder says, contractor says, when you are standing on the land of your house,

your dream home or wherever, the very first thing he says is, well, we're going to need to put it on stilts. Maybe you've got to start rethinking the whole thing. Right? Oh, okay. Well, let's start over then. Yeah.

Andy says, I don't want to put your house on still. Carolina Coast has lost multiple houses to eroding shorelines in the past two years. And I don't think you can get insurance on those things either. They won't insure those. If I was an insurance company, I think it would have to have special insurance companies for that type stuff. Yeah, Andy says I worked for a company that rents those houses. When we visited Murdle Beach, I just kept seeing house after house where I'm like, that's too close to the water. Yeah.

That won't be there. I wouldn't stay in one of the ones like Nick Cage is because that's, being in like a room knowing that the ocean is under me. Yeah, it's true. I wouldn't be able to get over that. But the ones there, like Myrtle Beach, where they're kind of back, but it's still dangerous. That I could stay and that looks fun to me. Yeah.

It's still like, you're real close. Like, I build a crazy claim. Build house on land. Or just like. Not on beach. Just like build house on land. Get a little back. Come back a little bit.

Like see here, where you're saying, like. Come on back. Ready, watch. Beach, beach, beach, beach, beach, beach, beach, beach, beach, beach, beach. Beach, beach, beach, beach. No beach. House. Yeah.

Here you go. See. Here you go. That's just big brain thinking. When we know again, we're not billionaires, nor do we ever think of them. We don't. Andy says you can get insurance, but it's special and expensive because there's different wind zones. Yeah.

Because the ground might open under the house. I'm always wondering if the ground's going to open here because of the different wind zones that happen over by you. Hell yeah. 7 o'clock. Oh, we got a cocoa. Wait, what? Cody goes live from his house. He's a wacky.

He's a wacky little fella. Oh, God. For the show, too dangerous for radio, because it's about weeds. Presented by Joe's Buds. Joe's Buds over an Anadaga Boulevard, 46, 56, Onondaga Boulevard. On the Barre. Next Thursday, we'll be the Coco Puss before we head down to Revelry.

Oh. Cody and I are going to the big Revellery Buyer's Convention down in New York City next Friday. It's a big cannabis party. Empty's bag out. You got your empty that bag out. I bet we get a lot of goodies. Have you ever seen?

I've never, no, I never. Pictures of people leaving that. People that go to that. I wasn't kidding when I said you, then when you said you had a

air tight, like top, like a, oh, to drive back with? I'm serious that, yes, we were, you were going to want to bring that. Okay.

I've only ever seen insane amounts of things that people bring back from that Because they want us to buy their products, so they give us samples. And they're allowed. It's not like, you know, we have people that come to stuff here. And it's, you know, we get the city that's like, yeah, you can be here, but we get them. We're showing it.

There they're like, here is this. We're cannabis influencers. They got to impress us. They got to make us like them. Listen, if they, yeah, I don't say, if they want to be featured places. Mm-hmm. They can talk to your boys. They better feature these faces.

So, uh, yeah, no show next Friday. We'll be done in New York City, but we'll be taking a lot of photos. and hopefully coming back with a lot of good good to tell you guys about. Yeah, I can't wait. The DEA has entered the chat. I can't wait. It's legal in New York. I'm allowed to have it.

Yep. I'm allowed to have it. I'm going to have it. So, let's talk phones, cell phones. Because a couple phone stories. First of all, Apple announced their new phones yesterday. Oh, yeah. Was it a...

There's a foldable. It kind of sucks. Quick question. Yeah. Does that make it still something that I want to get that's... thousand percent the opposite would be cheaper or do other places because i'm ready i don't this didn't do it for me i wouldn't mind a switch room as long as it doesn't cost me an arm or yeah yeah yeah does that is that better for me to wait or do i do it now when something like that comes out that's completely

opposite because then they're like no one's going to want to buy our stuff so oh you might get some good deals you might get some good deals go to like uh your provider who do you have Verizon yeah go to the Verizon store and be like i want to get this what are the deals right now because they do want to move phones yeah no they announced um Well, they're going to have the iPhone 18 come out, which I'll probably upgrade to. I've been rocking the iPhone 13 for five years now. It's still great. Still a great phone.

But I do got to upgrade just because, you know, I want to take better photos and get a newer phone. Five years is a good lifespan for my phone. Same. I've had this one for a minute now, and I can't watch any more YouTube tutorials on how to take the most amazing photos. It's not what I thought it was going to be. Yeah. So I'll probably upgrade here when those come out. But I'll not be getting an iPhone duo, which.

They really stepped in it, in my opinion, with this one. This is what it's called. It's a foldable iPhone. The duo? Yeah. Yeah. And it's in... Google it so you can see what I'm describing.

Because it's two. I'll describe it the best I can to the audience. But it's orange, right? No, this one's white and I think space or night sky or something of the colors or whatever. Yeah, black. It's a weird shape. I don't get the appeal of it. foldable phones. I know, I mean, obviously,

Samsung has had them forever. It's literally, it's like you have a little notepad at all times that you have to now try to figure out where to put. Yeah. Unless you want to fold it, and now you have a giant brick in your pocket. The only one that I like that I've seen people have are the phones that when you open them, they're like this size, and then you fold them into a square. Yeah. Have you seen those? Like, those look cool. Those are different.

But the iPhone Duo looks like it's going to be an awkward shape to hold in one way and then you open it up and it's another awkward shape to hold. And you can't hold it like you normally would. Yeah, it's more of an iPad mini when you open it. It ain't for me. If you want it, go get it. If it's your bag, go for it. And once you fold it, wait.

I know, right? So when you fold it, though, the outside. Because the screen is as well. Like it turns. Yes. There's an outside screen and an inside screen. So you can't set it down anywhere then. Because some people are like, oh, no, don't you're scratch the screen if you set it down.

No, they got cases. They got cases. There is a back. So there's like a regular normal back with the cameras on it. So that part is. And then the front will have, yeah. It's not for me. I don't know what.

I don't know who likes these foldable devices. Well, people that like. And it's $2,000. People like, $2,000 phone. 7.6 inch super retina XDR display. And that's way too many inches, ladies. That's way too many inches. Double the amount of inches you need.

But it doesn't matter because time travel. here, Cody. As... If you get that, you time travel? No, there's a 90-year-old mural. This happens every once in a while. And somebody posted a photo of the mural that appears to show

an indigenous man holding an iPhone. I love when you see these... In 1937. You see a painting and the guy's got a gun or whatever. Or an old photo. Like, there was that old photo that went around. Like, does this woman in 1920s, New York City, have a cell phone?

Yep. I like seeing those. Is it? Is it? I'll show you in Twitch or the Show.com, I'll put it on screen here in a second. As an Italian-American muralist, Mberto Romano. Ah, Roberto, he's got a delvolo. Created this mural in 1937. It depict 17th century colonial Massachusetts.

All right. And appears to be an indigenous man holding an iPhone. It's on your screen right now. I don't, I, to describe it. Exactly. Just think of a very handsome, muscular, indigenous man holding a cell phone in his right hand. There's a man next to him who, it looks like he's telling him to shut up. Like, see his other hand? He's like, I'm looking at something. Did he did, did, did, did.

Yeah. Hold on. Just quiet downwards. Like a did did, did. It's got to be, because it's got to be some type of tool because there, the guy up there's got his hands tied. So is it? Like a slave thing? I don't, I don't know what it could be. I bet if... He's sharing memes. He's like, dude, come look at this. Yeah, right?

No, no, look at this. This is going to look like with your head cut off. I've Snapchatted it. Maybe like... Exactly, Jojo. No one lives in the moment anymore. Put your phone away. You know, like you're going to be executing a guy.

Just be there and execute it. It is a dark-colored, apparently reflective trim as painted. Wow. I need a Native American historian. That's what I need to tell me immediately to go, that's a blah, blah, blah. They use it for whatever. And he's looking at it.

It says this. I got no one way. Historians say the item is simply a mirror, which was a common colonial era trade good. The mural hangs in the Massachusetts Commonwealth State Office Building in Springfield. Okay. I can accept that. If that was like a widely...

Like, I'll trade you a mirror. Or maybe we as the whites were giving him like his first mirror or something. Took it off him as he was going to, because he's got his hands are tied. Maybe he was going to be killed so they took it off the guy. Maybe, yeah. Because if that is a readily available thing, then that would be a good explanation. I can see that because it's not like there were. That's why he's looking at it like a phone because it's like, oh, he sees his reflection.

And it's not like there were a lot of things back then. In the 17th century? There weren't a lot of just things in general. No. So Amir, okay, yeah. In the 17th century, Amir would have been a pretty impressive thing? Yeah. But, I mean, the fact that it's.

It looks exactly like he's holding a phone though. And he's holding it with the thumb. And he's telling the guy to shut up next to him because he's watching a TikTok. Hold on. I'm almost done with this video. Shut up. This guy's making a bun cake. I want to see how he does this.

I'm sending a tweet. Just shut up for a second. But still weird though because the first guy, you know it was some security guard that all day has to just stand there? Like, wait a minute. You stare at these things. And just one day he was like, well, on a second. You and I are in that mural at that bar. Remember that mural we're in?

Oh, yeah. I haven't shared that phone in a long time. That is weird where we're like. There's some way up north, some show bro years ago, sent me a mural in this bar, and it's literally you and me naked. Yeah, we're just some like, not angelic creatures, but I can't think of the word. I'll post it on my, I'll post it on my social media, but you don't remember the mural I'm talking about. It's just there. I'll show you in a second.

I got to find it in my phone because I got it years of. ago. It looks exactly like if I were nude, and if Cody were like a nude angel. I was a nude little, yeah, yeah. I'll show you. Okay. Can't rock Josh on social media.

I'll share it again so you guys can see that mural. The show.com for all of our links and live streams because you got two nighttime shows. You got actually three. We did a whiskey Wednesday last night. It was dark. It was. Well, because it was raining.

Yes, that didn't help. But I noticed that like 10 minutes before you were going to go on. I was like, because I honestly thought I was like, oh my God, it's like eight something. Yeah, no. We did. It was dark out last night. I had a, I was explaining this to, uh, to chat last night on live stream. So anyways, like I was saying, and then I'll tell you my story.

Whiskey Wednesday last night, Cocoa Puff's tonight. Oh, but da. Seven o'clock. And then tomorrow night, seven o'clock. Look at us. We'll do a Friday night house party. Look at us. New York City edition tomorrow night.

But I was, I was distracted in the beginning of whiskey Wednesday last night. Because Mel Robbins, who has this podcast, she writes all these self-held books. Tolly Robbins. Some stuff I buy into some stuff I don't. She has this let them theory. It's her big thing. Like, let them. So the example she gave is like her kids, I think, wanted to go get dinner after prom.

But they didn't make reservations. And she wanted to interject and be like, well, I'll help. And she goes, nope, let them. Because maybe it's sold out or maybe the restaurant don't give. So let them make these mistakes. Yeah. So I had to let them. Our parents did.

Yeah. And the youngest, they just kept going. Youngest made a decision that he was going to go to this girl's soccer game last night. And I go, but it's going to get rained out. Yeah. I was like, it's not going to have it. So I go, okay. And I go to the game.

Here's a raincoat. Well, here's an umbrella. Don't wear your shoes that you want to wear tomorrow because you won't be wearing them tomorrow. And naturally he got poured on. We did. We all did that. And it was soaking wet. And he laughed like early.

That's what you got to do. I had to send the oldest to pick him up, and I was like, hey, you let them. You got to learn. You got to somehow, well, that you can just tax, but you got to somehow slip the note to the person's like bag that you were there to watch because you know which bag is there. Yeah. Sorry to leave early. Sorry to leave early. It's raining.

Bro. So sorry to leave early, it's raining. But that way you get the credit for it. Then you got to go. Well, and it was the girl soccer team so we can assume. That's the move. But I did say that was a pretty dope move because no one's going to go to that game. but when she looks up in the stands and sees you sitting there in the rain.

Yes, that was the move. Clutch. That I can tell you is why all of us boys, and if any of your parents have the boys like you, they know you're a boy. That's why we all wet to all of those. None of us cared about the women's volleyball game, the girl's soccer ball game, the boys soccer ball game,

whatever. Any soccer or sports game in high school, the kids went to it because there was a girl or boy at. one of the other. Yeah. Kelly says in Chad, it's got to be really hard letting your kids learn the lessons on their own and not wanting to shield them from everything because you know better. It is hard. It's not easy. At least with stuff like that, it's one you know. No harm will be done. It's just, if anything, maybe get the sniffles because you won't be in the rain.

You guys forget, you guys forget the simple rule is that teenagers know everything. Also true. So what do you? They already know everything. I mean, you could easily look at the radar and go, it was going to rain. It was physically raining when you left for the game. Yeah, but he knows. Not where the stadium is. It is really hard to just let your kids make mistakes when you know they're making a mistake,

but you're like, you got to, now he'll learn to maybe, or maybe he had fun. Maybe he went and had fun in the rain. Because that's possible to. Then the next time it'll either be, okay, you know what, last time, maybe I wait a little bit longer, or it was the opposite, like you said,

maybe they got bonus points and maybe it was worth it. It's a fun experience. Now I know for next time. It's not that bad. Yeah. So I'll go. That's what I've always said. said and hears because you and I bring up all these crazy stories from our childhood all the time.

And I have to remind myself, they're making those stories right now. So just get out of the way. Keep them safe. Keep them, you know, not from getting hurt. I hear. But let them make their stories. Not the crazy stuff because we started to go a little haywire with how crazy we were doing things as we got older.

But it's funny to hear how similar a lot of your stories of your kid is with like the stuff that I did growing up with sports. And just all of that. It's just the parallels. It's funny to hear that. Because then I immediately go... Now you're on this side of it. I immediately go to my head of the time where I made, you know,

somebody bring me to that. And we sat out, you know, my three friends in the stadium at ESM in the freezing cold rain. Yeah. Because there were two girls and the other team. And that's... You're making your stories. And then you're soaking wet.

You got a lot of make their stories. And you have to pretend for the next four hours that your socks aren't soaking wet. Yeah. Even if you go somewhere else. They're going to the mall after. You want to go to the mall after? Right. Well, no.

But there's girls. You've got to make your stories. So that's kind of my variation of the let them is I got to look to make their stories. They're going to get rained on. But this is a funny article because this is something you can relate to. As we joke that Cody's my third child. He's definitely, I spend as much time with him as my family, if not more. I honestly probably spend more time with you than I do my own family.

I'm your kid. I sit down and talk to you for four hours every day. I don't do that with any of my family members. What? Who did? And this is something, oh, you know about your boy. As a new article explores eating speed between family members. Yeah.

Cody, you'll tell you, I'm a fast eater. Yep. I'm a fast eater. Yep. He's seen me put down some real meals. I don't know about how many times, but at least once, and I think only once, I tried to keep up with him that Burger King time. Yeah. When you got the Bacon King.

Yeah, the BK King. And I got the junior bacon king. He's so cute with his little bee. It was huge. He nibble that and then he wrapped back up and put it in. He put it down. Well, that one time, I tried. And I couldn't physically keep coming.

My brain can't fathom watching him eat because he goes like, he'll eat a little bit. A couple bites. Set it down and he'll just sit for a minute. Look, right a little. I'll have a couple bites, then he'll just sit for a minute. Yeah. Not me, man. I got a disease.

Nope. I got to get that beef in me. He goes hard. I go so hard. So, I'm at least able to adapt. So if we're out with, like, my in-laws, my mother-in-law, she'll make a two-hour ordeal out of a dinner. And I got to, I got to respect that.

I got to find that balance. Yep. Because you and I, when the meal's done, I want to go home. That's it. I'm full. I want to take my pants off, please. Can I please leave? Anything that you want to.

to chat about you could have done for the hour or so that we were sitting and waiting before the food. And she does, but that wasn't enough chatting. And while we're eating. Half of the reason it takes her so long to eat is because she's chatting while she eats. Whereas I'm focused. I'm getting this chicken franchisee in me. I'm going to get it in there and gone. Got to get this chicky parm in me. Need to be a clean plate. Well, experts say it's not necessarily a bad thing. partners who eat at different paces may be more compatible than not. Eating at different paces could indicate a necessary balance in your relationship. One person likes to move through the world slower,

while another one likes to move with more vigor. You see this with me and you walking. I got dead legs. I just take off. Don't keep up with that. Just look at the back and be like, all right, that's what he looks like from behind right now. Take off. Make sure I see that later.

They say, obviously, if it's disrespectful, that's an issue. I try not to be disrespectful. No, it's not like you're going blocks ahead. Don't make them feel rushed. Like, I don't try to make anybody feel rushed. I do at the end. Once it's over, I will. I'm on with that.

I can't do that with my mother. I will. With your mom, you can. I will. Mother-in-laws are a different protocol. Yep. Yeah, that's true. You can't be like. No.

Put down the drink. With Tam, I could tell her to shut up and let's go. Yes. You can say that with Deb. I'd be like, let you go and finish that drink real quick. Mother-in-laws are a different protocol. I don't want to get any heat with that. Yeah.

Oh, I get you. Because then you got everybody mad at you. Because then what? Devil will just sit there. Oh, is your mom a coffee after the meal? No. No. Because sometimes the in-laws will do a coffee after the meal.

Yeah, no coffee. Like when the waiter comes over, F-U waiters. You're going to come over and offer coffee now? That's coffee? No, that's for preface. Can I get anybody some coffee? No, we just had cake. Actually.

Ah, here we go. Yeah, I'm not a... Coffee after the meal. I don't know where they're. that, I know it's like an old-timey thing, but I don't know who started it where you're like, hey, you got some cake and pie. Would you also like some scalding hot liquid? It might be like an Italian thing or a European thing.

It's probably. Italians are always finding a way to get those espresso's in. So they're like, hey, we just had some food. We should probably digest with this scalding hot liquid. Yeah. Which is probably why they have a much longer lifespan than we do. Yeah. Unless it's morning time, I'm not drinking coffee, Jess says.

Big Bang says, I will coffee sometime. I will. I don't even dessert. Do you dessert at restaurants? Depends. Depends on what it is. If I, you know, yeah, if it's a really good type deal, if I want it. The only time I ever dessert is on cruise ships because it's part of it.

Like they do courses on cruise ships? Yeah. So it's like, here's your salad. Here's your first course. Here's your entree. And then here's your little scoop of ice cream with some strawberry sauce. And that actually does kind of hit. I do like it if it's, because that's usually like buffet style or whatever where it's available for you.

Like they already made the decision. Yeah, that's nice. Here's cakes and cheesecakes for you. Yeah, that's nice. If you want. I'm like, no, that's what I want. Thank you. Not if.

Yeah. Because that's, I was just saying last week that we got our broadcaster's lunch coming up soon, whereas what I call it cheesecake lunch. Because that's all you get. Yeah, you never like anything. I don't like the food they have, so I just get a couple pieces of cheesecake. Mm-hmm. Because they already made the decision for you.

If it's there whenever you want it, I want it down. Yeah, I don't always dessert, which might be a surprising fact about me. Texan is saying yelling at me, you have to always dessert. Depends. sometimes. What is it going to be, though? Or I'm too full. Yeah, or I'm too full.

I've had too much. Yeah. Metal Barbie says coffee after a meal is a big European thing. I'll do an espresso martini sometimes. Yeah, some of them do help you. Or drink, I digest. But, no, usually it's off me that at the start. Let me get all wired while I eat.

That way I'm eating faster. Then we can get out of here quick. Yeah, Cody has seen me do. Maybe you've never seen me do this. I feel like you have because we've talked about it, where my dessert will just be another appetizer. No, you do, yes. Yeah. No, you order, it's the, it's for a later thing.

Like, you just, you do it at Sam Miguel, place like that. Yeah, I get a side set. Yeah, your side saddle of, you just call it that. Yeah. I get a little steakas dee demer dessert. Just get one more entree. Because, bro, because like donkey says, why not just have more dinner for dessert? Exactly right.

I just had an entire chicken parm. Can I get a burger? Can I get a motel or a six? Excuse me? Can I get a... If I'm going to be sitting here. We don't have dessert mott sticks. No, no, no.

Just regular ones. Bring them over. Can I get some putteen? Oh. Can I get a... Can I pick a putteen? Oh, we don't have like a silly fun dessert putteen. Sorry.

I know what you got. I see it in the menu. And I want it right here. Okay, for dessert. You got it. Here's your sausage sandwich, sir, for dessert. Comes over. Can I get everybody coffee?

Coffee for them. I'm actually going to do loaded nachos. The show.com for all of our live streams. Links, social media, as I posted that. photo on my Instagram and Facebook of us as a mural on a bar somewhere. If you wanted to see that, it's up there now. We're gorgeous and we're nude and we're hairy. K Rock Josh for everything right now and head to the show.

FM because like I said, you got nighttime shows. Whiskey Wednesday last night, Coco Puffs tonight, presented by Joe's Buds and then a house party New York City edition tomorrow night all at 7 p.m. And I might, I remember. I always push stuff off, but it might be the football, Cocoa Puff. night where we, every year I go through and see who I think's going to get into the playoffs. Oh, we're going to do our schedule?

Usually it's bad. I got to get over to your house and set that up so you can have a good mic. I like that camera, but I don't like the sound. I want to have a sound near you. There's got to be. You wonder. No. We'll figure.

I was going to say, I mean, I can always put it just closer to me, but then it's not going to show everything. This. But also, like, I could get you. Because I turned everything off last week. Like, I'm thinking to myself, like, because there's a little jack in the back of that camera. You could plug a mic in. And then just. and just like attach it to you,

but then you like to move around a lot. But anywhere I'm moving, I'm taking that. Okay. You know what I mean? All right. I'm moving because I'm taking, well, I could very easily do my little,

pop it back on. Or I could give you the wireless mics, but then I don't know. It's not like I don't fidget anyway. I don't like to give you too many things that could go wrong. Yeah, right. So I try to keep it simple for you.

And you like this camera. So anyways. I like to be, I just like, because I can move and then I can be like, whoop, around me, I feel like, is what gets the views. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My surroundings and dog. There's Rihanna checking in from... Hello. Australia. Where she is... Football Central. Heading to bed. She'll wake up and see the game here in about 12 hours.

What? It doesn't make sense. Quick visit coming in to say hi. I've been why, but I have not been chatting. She says, Rihanna, let us know. Because, like I said, she's in the future. She's in Australia. Oh, yeah.

Tell us who wins this football game. Make sure, yeah. So we can bet on it tonight. Send us a DM. Yeah, tell us, like, because you're in the future, tell us how it goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like anybody having to, you know, I don't like breaking the law or driving drunk. I don't like any of that.

But I got to give credit where credits do to this story. Because I don't know how it worked. As a man was sentenced for driving drunk. Okay. And blind for 150 miles. You need your eyeballs. That's what's shocking to me. Have you ever closed one eye while you're driving?

No. Oh, it's crazy. You can't drive like that. It's impossible. You need that perception? It's so weird. Well, I mean, people who only have one eye can do it. Well, I mean, yeah, but they've adapted. But man, I can't imagine. A blind man with no license

will receive a prison sentence after drunkenly driving 150 miles. This was in the UK. Anthony Hall, age 50, took his partner's car without permission, and headed north. Was it like a Tesla? He says he was following, he was navigating by following, like, lights? I don't know what that means. Because I was going to ask, was he not totally blind, just like technically blind? Like blind, there's levels of blindness, right, where you're, you know, complete vision loss or, you know, everything.

you can see the littlest bit. You can be too blind to drive, but you can still see things in shapes, right? But that, yeah, if you're, can still be called legally blind. Yeah. If you're legally blind, you're not driving a car. So I bet he could see enough to, like, make his way through life, kind of. They stopped them? At 1.45 a.m. after he was spotted.

In the dark. Another great point. There you go. Nothing mattered because he was blind. Oh, yeah. He could have thought of it. It was daytime. Yeah.

But he might have been like on that, like Kelly is saying, blindness is a spectrum. Yeah. Technically blind, but could see lights maybe. But yeah, you're not. You're still not driving a car. So they pull him over. Says he had gone blind two years ago and wanted to escape his relationship.

So he said, took the car and I left. He failed the DWI, the Dewee. No, he failed the breathalyzer. Yeah, you're going to get a Dewee for that one. So he's expected to receive a. an 18-month sentence in prison for doing that. Dikes. I'm just really impressed that a technically blind man who was hammered.

Still managed. Yeah. Wow. Exactly floating. Life Act. Can't take away license if I don't got it. Yeah. Ha-ha.

Can't get it. Double reverse on you. You see Dan come to the window. Give me an avoid-hois, right? Give them. Okay. Well, if you see me go like this. Is it the glare?

Sorry. That's the weirdest thing. Sorry. I can see a shape, though, so that at least help. blind man who drove. You can just see shapes. Kind of. Oh, my God. We are going to talk about how ridiculous that is. I'll pull back the curtain a little bit.

K-Fabe down for a minute. When Dirty Rick wrestles has the dirty dogs. Might be my favorite. And their manager. Yeah. Both of those people need glasses. Uh-huh. But their characters don't wear prescription glasses.

Their characters wear wraparound sunglasses. Yep. And I can't see, I mean, sorry, Rick, Dirty Rick, can't see anything. No. Without, without my glasses on. Nope. So Cody just gets, and he's not one to talk. He can't see, he can barely see too, but he gets through life.

I can see better. It's, so he gets through life. The closeness that I have to get. It was, it was very funny. To screens and other people. Dirty Rick is right up next to what people were talking about. Yeah, Dirty Rick needs contacts or Dirty Rick needs some, he's going to keep doing this stupid gimmick.

He needs some prescription pit vipers or something, man. You got it. And sleazy air doesn't help because he can't focus on anything because he's pacing around the backstage area, like one of those jungle cats you see in the zoo that just back and forth in a little area that's not really sure where he's supposed to go but wants out. You're like, you know how when you go to the zoo

and the fox is just pacing around the fence because it wants to go out there, but it can't so it's like going to be here. It gets walking. It goes, oh, can't walk that way, so just kind of turn. And it wears that rut in the carpet. Yeah. So I'm like backstage because I got to be in character because, you know, I'm an actor.

Oh, yeah. I want to get in character. Well, they're not sure that you can tell when there's, you know, when they're on the car where they're supposed to get ready. But you don't really know. So you just don't want to be unprepared and comes. the time. And honestly, I'm so excited that I can't wait to get out there. Yeah. So I'm just backstage and none of these people know who I am. They're doing this,

they're doing their wrestling thing. Yeah. And I'm trying to watch the screen to see where we are, but I'm this close to it like this. Yep. For those you're just listening, like two inches from it. Yes, and it's not a joke. It was, he was two inches. You'll see in the, you'll see in the, no, Kelly, we're not saying something. No, no, no. I don't know. The Dirty Dogs and Us are two totally different things. Yes. And there's, because it was for the, the TV show for Spatchcock Funk. We had a script that we had to read so I am holding this paper like this, trying to remember.

Which is also my- Ridiculous. Which is also my least favorite thing. Mm-hmm. And I agree. Two inches is plenty. It's plenty. So like to do lines anywhere is my, I hate it.

I hate being told, okay, memorize this real quick. Why? And then do it almost verbatim. It's almost like the second my brain is told to, like, memorize it real quick and kind of it verbatim, but you can go off a little bit, but this is what we need. Yeah. So my brain instantly goes, what was that? Where are these lines?

Oh, I was just say, it's Tammy. But yeah, but I go, where, where are these, where are these lines? Because I'm all, and then back there, I already can't focus enough. Yeah, but we have a good relationship. If I, as long as the curtains pull back, I'll share more stuff. So, like, when we're shooting our splash stuff,

we have a good relationship where I can just give Cody live notes and he just does it. So it's like if he has a line and he'll deliver the line, I'll be like, no, do it like this. Or I'd be like, no, say it like this. And then you just do it, it's out. That's much easier because it's only going to, it's almost like a gumball machine. What? Like when I have, okay, remember, memorize this real quick.

And I read it all and I go, cool, got it. Crank that quarter. Yeah. Now the gumballs roll it around. Yeah. Oh, it's out. Gumball's gone. And to Cody's credit, most of his funniest lines will be just things that he'd know.

no one asked him to say. Like if you watched that last splash commercial, I didn't ask him to say, can we go get food? But he said, could you get food? Or you said random lines at times that are just funny. Well, the thing that I think that could be a shirt for the dirty dogs.

What? Is the he's a great dad. Oh, that was a line. That was a good improvised line, yeah. Is improvised. Yeah. And you guys are all like,

I'll flex on us a little bit. You're all like, how do you guys keep a straight face? We're cutting all this promo. We're pretty good at doing that. We rarely break. There are no outtakes. When we break, it's because something already kind of happens that's already kind of funny that makes us laugh.

Like if it makes sense, maybe it doesn't make sense. As stupid as that is, we really take the wrestling gimmicks seriously. Yes. If that makes sense? Extremely seriously. Like, I take the wrestling business very seriously. Yes. So when I'm cutting promos, I'm serious.

If that makes any sense. No, when I went out to my car, when it was, there would be people maybe outside, I made sure that I kept some of my gimmick on because why would me, why would I be there three hours early or whatever? Yeah, I don't mess with that. So I made sure that when I was out there, I had. Obviously, we blur the lines here, like talking about the back and forth. But if I'm at a wrestling show, I'm in gimmick.

And that, I go full. It's ironic you got the Undertaker shirt on. I'm full Undertaker. I'm not breaking gimmick. If anybody wants to book the dirty dogs, they are very cheap. For one. Because it's almost like they just like doing it for themselves. They are going to make money off it. And because I don't think they know what they should be asking if they do want to be pulled.

They don't know how that works. None of that works. A beer and a glizzy. They had a funny idea to go on Bridge Street a couple years ago. And now here we are. Anyways. Let's go to Mooseville, North Carolina. As, uh, dirty, cousin Jay, I'll hear the dog just to close his pool. Well, that, yes, that would be a funny video because it's doing a regular every day. Oh, yeah, that's, anyways, that's funny, though.

Um, as Mayor Chris Carney, mayor of Morseville, North Carolina. That name's Carney? Oh, wow. Was accused of walking around town hall with no pants on for extended periods of time. Several times. Carney, that's his gizimic. No pizance. No pizance?

He was caught pantless in surveillance videos. But like doing what? Because I'm going to, I might be on his side. No, it's creepy no matter what? Well, I mean, is it after hours? And he is wearing. Coolebering, Kelly, Spoo-Beran. Is he wearing fancy stuff all day?

And now, or we're like judge outfits all day. So now he's got, he's like, I'm taking these pants off while I'm not. not doing, you know, fancy suit and tie things because I'm wearing a suit and tie for 15 straight hours and there's nobody in the offices. If, if you can verify there's nobody in the office. Or if there's like one other dude that's, oh yeah, my other guy. Then you got like, I wouldn't be offended if you want, it was just you and I in this whole building. But if it's like right now, it's slowly getting close to that. It's all it's about us now.

You were walking on your underpants, I don't care. Because, you know, I've been wearing a fancy outfit all day. Or you were doing a costume thing or something. If it's like now and there's people here or in 20 minutes when they all want to get here, then if I'm out there and just like, you know, I'm going to walk around with my pants on for a little while, then it's no good. But I can't understand. Let me ask you a scenario.

I don't really walk around my house with no pants on. Like, you're making the comfort argument. Like, I want to be comfortable. Yeah. You don't got like gym shorts you can throw on? Like why would you need to be that comfortable? I'm just think, all I can think of is that, and it comes from the Seinfeld episode where they take their pants. Yeah.

He's been wearing a suit and tie. He wore it all day yesterday. And it's so hot and uncomfortable. He wore it all day to day. He got here at 7 a.m. It's 10 p.m. He's wearing this stupid outfit all day. All right, I got an hour that I got to do some whatnot.

I'm taking these pants off. I'm not wearing these dress shoes. And I'm taking these. shorts. And he's like, yeah, and who cares? There's no one here. I'll just wear my boxers. Like, it's hard for me to think of a way this isn't like creeper behavior.

Well, it's just not smart. It's not. If you're a city official or whatever, you're not allowed to do that. I'm looking at it more from like just a guy in his office's standpoint, but you're walking around like a city hall. Kyle and chat is in Charlotte and he says, uh, the new stations down here made a huge deal out of this. I don't think anyone ever saw him.

It was just caught on cameras inside town hall with how hot it is down here. He probably had to air it out a little bit. That's what I was thinking. But, again, shorts. You got to have shorts. It's different if you are so-and-so and you're an official of something and you're in a city hall type place. And even if it is 10 o'clock, like you said, just have a pair of short-hand. Here's one of the employees talking about it.

You can see the mayor at least on a couple different occasions without wearing pants, which is a very big issue. That's unethical. How was it? Well, unethical? That's, I mean. Depends on what your ethics are, I guess. Well, I was going to say, now you're insinuating. Why is it unethical?

Because you can't be pantless in town hall? I mean. Because it's not your home. It's town hall, it's public property. It's not like he's, I mean, is you trying to say he's taking his winky out? Or is he making a sexual thing? Yeah. Page asks, is anyone really allowed to walk around no pants on?

I don't know. I don't, obviously, no. The answer is no, because he's resigning now. Yeah, right? But. But you know what I mean? Like I'm trying to think, like a comfortable, I don't even know. Like you said, if we were wearing suits all day and then we came back here at 10 o'clock at night and we were still wearing suits.

Yeah. And I was said, all right, we got an hour's worth of whatever to do before we can go home. I'm not wearing these pants anymore. I'm wearing just your underpitch. I'm walking around. I wear my top. Like I said, I'll poo bear. I'll keep a dress shirt on and I'll button it.

But I'm wearing my boxers. It's, uh, it's, this is hilarious. We have like an even amount of argument happening in our chat right now. Some people are saying, what's the big deal? We've got bigger things to worry about. Some are you saying, no, why are you even considering this? It's funny. Well, because it just...

We're seeing both sides of the pantless mayor. It depends on the situation. I'm more thinking of it as he's not wearing like nothing and then tidy whiteies and you can just see big floppy bulge all day. I'm really more thinking of it as just they're just big boxers and he's got a dress shirt that goes over everything and he's... Because he is a bigger guy. He's sitting at his desk and then he walked over to the fridge.

He's just a good old boy. From North Carolina takes the pants on. But again, you can't. You can't. Because you're the mayor. It's not a fun office environment where things are kind of loosey-goosey and you can do what you wish. Kyle says he won't resign out of shame.

He's claiming he's retiring. That sounds familiar. Usually people do. I got to take my pants off, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Good morning, everybody. I'm telling you.

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Do you want to promise your predictions for tonight? Do you want to do tonight be your prediction show? It usually is because once we get into a whole week of football, then everyone's going to be like, You saw how the Bears played. So, blah, blah, blah, blah. So tonight'll be your prediction show. It should be the football prediction show.

Yeah, it'll be a good one tonight. Coco Puffs, pants off, dance off tonight. Lots of high decisions. Lots of them, man. Although like a year, was it two years ago? I was correct. What? The one, was it the Eagles and whatever?

Oh, you predicted the, wow. I think I might have got the Super Bowl self wrong, but was it Chief's Eagles, I think was the one? Speaking of football, we did verify that the Gatlin gun at the dome, the new Gatlin gun, is shooting out T-shirts. Someone sent me a thing that they were near where a couple landed in it and appeared to be shirts. We were hopeful it was the Glyzzy gun or the Gly Gatlin gun, as we were calling it, but it is not. It should be, I mean, maybe once or twice we could try to put some glizzies in there. Because I thought it might be towels because I was waiting, but I didn't see anybody waving. New season towels.

And then the person that said it, they said, no, I didn't see anybody waving a towel around. And so if it is, they just didn't waive them. Well, at the Kansas City Royals game, Royals fans earned some free hot dogs. In this stunt dubbed the Home Bun race. Okay, okay. It involved launching a giant inflatable hot dog and a giant inflatable bun into sections, different sections.

So it's okay. It's okay. To get the bun and the hot dogs together. Oh, I've seen these. It's hilarious. Yes. The sign declares hot dog assembly completes. Have you seen these videos?

No, but I want to do this so bad. Imagine hot dog bun. Big ass inflatable hot dog bun. Yeah, like a pool float? Yes. Okay. Yes. Same size hot dog.

Totally different sections? And you got, they have to crowd surf them together. It's not just hold it. They crowd surf them. That's awesome. It's really funny because the best part is you hear all of the. Oh. I want to see the dog assembly.

Because there's a couple other. I don't know. I don't think it was the Royals they did it first, but there's a bunch around. Yeah, yeah, that, yep. That's great. And then the whole crowd gets them? Good for them. HGTV and Food Network all of the lives.

Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yep. Bundled today, it's sportsnetplus. They got it. Riving action like this. Is it? I have never seen. I have never seen it be like.

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Sportsnet Plus. Get the weir in there. Yeah! Rivett and action like this. I have never seen, I have never seen anything like it. That's awesome. I love that they're coming up with all these fun ways for stuff like this because the Mariners did that thing a year or so ago

or they parachuted hot dogs down. Oh, I love, I love it. I love anything with hot dogs is funny to me. That stuff is. That's how you get into people in the stands? Yeah, that's how you do that, because that is fun. Well, and your mother's been putting wieners and buns for years. I'm going to say that.

Here it is your schedule of rhubarb events. Today, camper's schedule is as follows. Radio side, you'll get the 90s to 9. Little refreshments coming up. How far down to you? want to go. Lemon Square? Lemon Square.

Ah, so we'll have some refreshments coming up. Pine punch. Oh, nice. We'll be doing your gaming stream, driven by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. You are buying from Ryan, styling, profiling, jet plane flying with Ryan Phelps auto sales, Rams. Niners? Is it at 49ers? I don't know.

I'm the 49ers. Cody's the Rams. Because it's in Australia, Mike. Oh, that's right. It's up there. It'll do it for us. But I don't know who the home team is. I assume that's not Rams.

So we'll play a little bit of football and then come back to it. our stream tonight at 7 for a Cocoa Puff football show tonight. Gonna be talking to all the matchups. Talk about so we think's going to be into blur off and such. Okay, that's the 7 o'clock, Twitch.tv slash The Show, or you just go to the show.fm on an internet web browser, such as Netscape. And there we are. You bring us right up.

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