The Show - MAN OVERBOARD

Episode Date: August 20, 2026

The Showfam keep us on our toes as this morning we learn about an alleged ShowBro who allegedly jumped off an alleged party barge and was allegedly chased by multiple legal entities (allegedly). Don’t do any of that. Plus you’re gonna get a good chunk of vacuum talk on a Thursdee show!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Brain is like, it's like, hey, do you want to say? See this one last time?

Like the stop. It opens a door. What is in here? Oh my goodness. Good morning, everybody. Memory of 90s Christmas cabin. We're trying to remember. Enjoy.

Because I don't remember this. Cody said there was a log cabin in Cicero, like where they sell those log cabins. Right up they eat one past Cracker Barrel. Yep, if you're going to Cracker Barrel, which you don't go. And he says that, When he was a kid, Dad would take him to one of them. Only once we went. Only once.

And it was decorated like a Christmas store. Oh, all right. Either way. Somebody took you there. Yeah. Yeah, and there was a couple log cabins. One of them was just decorated with stuff that you could look at. And the other one also decorated, but it was like a little little store.

And you just come on in and get your Christmas stuff and it was around Christmas time, right? Here's a, you know, the tip. You know, snowman, whatever. It's a typical. Oh, we'll want to blanket with a bunch of snow on it, and then the Cardinals are sitting in the tree. Got to have the Cardinals, yep. I never went there.

That is not in my memory anywhere. Oh, here's a pillow of an old-timey red truck with a Christmas tree in the back of it. Gotta have the red truck, yeah. Here's the red truck itself with the Christmas tree in the back. We have that as an ornament. We have the red truck. Yeah, that's everywhere. We had that ornament on our tree.

Yep. Yep. That's big over and our. Cody's brain is just letting him see little memories as it closes those doors forever. Fire those off. It's like, hey. Now we light the room on fire. Remember this?

Huh? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And memory gone. Well, Cody will kill more memories tonight. Seven o'clock on our Twitch chair. Cawkerfubs tonight. You know all about that.

Textline says, I've been to the Christmas cabin. Yep, there we go. There's someone. Huh? How many years did they do the Christmas cabin? That I don't know. but how many years since? Yeah.

Honestly, if you said, well, no, not 30. 20? At least. I would say even 25. When we were in high school, it might have still been there. Google's not giving me anything because the internet really wasn't keeping track of that stuff back then. Because it's that. What is it?

I'm just like looking up Cicero Christmas Cabin or. And it's hard to. And that's all we never really know about it. Right? No. Anyways. Sure, it was delightful. It was fun.

Cindy thinks it's still decorated, but you can't go as a store. It's not a store. Oh, really? I can't remember last time I'm going to go by there. And what are those cabins? They're like, come to see a cabin, we'll build for you? Is that what that business is? Yeah, it's one of those like, we'll build you this.

It's like a house model. You want to build a cabin and you go, sure, I'll take that. And I go, oh, come on down then. I mean, if you're building cabins, sir, I'll take one. Sure, let me just give that real quick. Well, hooy, hooy, everybody. Happy Thursday. Yes, Cocoa,

tonight. Yeah. Now they're busy Thursday morning as I'll give away more of those Robbie Zombie and Maryland Manson tickets around 730. Also around 730, the boys from Spatchcock Funk stopping in as they're doing a wrestling event in a couple of weeks. We'll tell you about that. Tommy Dreamer's going to be in town.

I think we might know somebody that. Ooh. Like that. So, I love the show, fam. I love the psychopastative. become part of our lives, Cody. And, um, wow. I'm going to be very vague about everything I just say as we learned a story here in our Twitch

chat. Good morning, Twitch.tv.TV slash the show. This might be the crazy story I've heard in quite some time. In quite some time. Um, because one is a sponsor, so I don't want to say them and this guy, I don't want him in trouble. So, all right. A charter. Yeah.

Imagine there's a, a boat tour, if you will. Yeah. And you get on that. boat tour. I'm not alleging the boat tour or anything. This is how our friend in the chat is accounting. They took a creative writing class and this is what came up with. Yeah, this is all, none of this really happened.

Yeah. Unless you look at arrest records. Uh, so he books a tour for a party boat up into the St. Lawrence. And he thinks, I just think that his version of a party boat's different than what this provider would feel. Well, did you see? Some more back there said that he watched one of those that he were asked for go by. Where it was like what?

Okay. So he wanted that. He wanted to get on that party boat. Again, none of this really happened. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. However. Oh, was it Pirates weekend? Was that what it was?

So he books on it. He wants to get on this boat. and he says, I want the party boat. Yeah. And he goes, all right, that's your party boat. And he gets on the boat and allegedly it's just an acoustic guitar player and he claims just a much of older couples. A bunch of blue hairs.

And that ain't the party he wants. Not on this particular. So maybe this gentleman in our chat allegedly jumped off that boat into the St. Lawrence River. Yeah. And as you will or may not know, that is a international border up there. With. There's Canada.

Barges. Farges. and all of that. Different countries. But he came to party, allegedly, allegedly, and he jumped out that boat last weekend. Said, nah, forget it. Swam to the Canadian short, which is impressive, because that's a long swim. Yeah.

Guy, or not person. This person swims to the Canadian side. The Mounties pick him up or waiting for you. Because he swam to a, possibly swam to a millionaire's island. Yeah, so the Mounties were there, and then the millionaire, he swam to an island. allegedly, allegedly. Possibly. And the person who had this island

ferried him to another location were then the feds and the police and everybody were waiting for him and he got in some trouble. There goes to my perfect border record. But he's got, he's in chat right now if you got any questions for him. I love you people.

You're lunatics in a very special way. Glad this person is possibly okay. So my inter, I may or not be an individual criminal. Oh, you can't go back. Oh, you're not allowed to cross over the border again. You try to go. Person in our Twitch chat. You can't.

Your license is. Yeah, yeah. You might be on a no fly list now, but I hate to break it, do you? Yeah, you're red flagged. You ain't going anywhere for a while. You're stuck right here in New York State. Oh, we like our gungry. But he's safe.

He's got his phone back. That's good. Oh, I just love the lives of the people that spend their mornings and days with us. Wild. That's just, I'm just, I've still got, like, like the shivers from just even thinking about that water. Yeah, and how much, like, what's in there?

He says he didn't even get in trouble. They just were very upset and they yelled at him. Yeah. Because you were kind of, I mean, you were kind of crossing international borders. And, uh, can't swim there. I can't swim there, bud. Can't swim there. I don't think I could swim across the St. Lawrence River.

Could you? Forget about what it is. I want you to be in a bay right now. If I didn't care about any of... Looking at Bolt Castle. If I could... If I had no problems with water. Oh, I can...

I don't know. I don't know. I know I can swim. It's further than it looks. Oh, yeah. And I know I'm a good swimmer from... I mean... I've seen you make whirlpools.

I've seen you do dives. Jackknife. And when we had the camp, like, I would swim. Mm-hmm. And I could swim pretty well. Mm-hmm. But that's a whole other world, man. or the current and the depth and the choppiness of it, like the waves.

Even like a little wave is, you know, massive when you're trying to just swim casually through the water. What's the distance to swim from Alex? What would I say? What is that? What is that shore? The mainland. Swim from mainland Alex Bay to Bolt Castle. Could you

What? Like go like this with your hands on Google Maps. The direct swimming distance from mainland Alex Bay to Bolt Castle on Hart Island is one quarter of a mile. 400 meters. Oh, so like, so a 400 meter? Like what they do in the pool, so like... Four times? Trying to think 100 meter, the race is pretty long.

So four of those. Is that like one time around the track? Yeah, he said the waves. smashed him to the shore. That's why his phone was broken. I'm going to throw up. I know, but you got to forget about that. We're just talking distance right now.

But I'm trying to think of, so it's like one time around or like a half time around. Yeah, and they say it is, there is no swimming allowed in there. It says swimming in or around is extremely prohibited due to boat shuttles, water taxis, no swim entry points.

There's, I would imagine you can only. Our show bro on check got smashed into the rocks. You can only swim like, you know, on your island, you know, right around where you are.

wherever that is and probably beaches and such. But you have up there? No, there is nowhere. Man. So how long would it take you to swim a quarter of a mile? I honestly don't even know. I have no reference. You know, in college, I used to, when I wanted to lose weight,

I went to that pool that people didn't realize that we were allowed to use. There was a pool that you could go to that was open all day long. I never used it. Honestly, it was awesome. Because then in the winter you could go swimming. And I used to try to do that to lose weight. And I would swim laps for an hour. Yeah, I got to do more swimming.

And I lost nothing. But then that's when I could then play basketball for three hours straight without having to take a break. My cardio was incredible, but I still have pop belly. Casual beginners and non-trained swimmers to take off 15 minutes. To swim 400 meters. Okay, so an hour. Yeah, say an hour, even an hour.

You could swim and don't do this. Nobody listening to do. this. You could swim, just jump off the end of that dock. Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this. And like Kramer's swimming in the Hudson River. And then you just swim over to Bull Castle. Don't do this. Don't do this. Oh, no. Take a couple breaks in the middle. Or just definitely not terrifying fish, nibbling at your toes.

Or just there's the hack. What? Wait till you're on, you know, hop on one of them boats. Wait till you're on halfway there when you go across and then jump off. You already have the distance. And can I just speak to you, a fellow in our chat? If you're just tuning in, one of our listeners jumped off a boat tour in the St. Lawrence. Allegedly, probably didn't, but definitely did. And swam to shore, ended up landing on an island.

He was smashed into the rocks. The owner of the island who ferried him back to land where the police were waiting for him. He's like, Tom Hanks. Yeah, but I want to say something as a performer. As somebody who has gotten on stages. Somebody's gotten on a stage or the guitar. a microphone and a stand-up comedy

world. I've done a lot of on-stage performances. And I cannot imagine what you have done to this poor performer's ego and and just emotional ability to perform

ever again. This is an acoustic guitar player who was just doing a gig on a party barge. Singing cheeseburger paradise or something. And a dude jumped off the boat. Like I've been booed, I've been heckled, I've seen people like, you know, get up and leave. Never. Never. Never throw themselves overboard.

Middle of international water. Never. Have I experienced that kind of rejection? All right? I wonder if he stopped playing. So I want to take a minute just to honor whomever you were. Maybe you're listening, maybe you know it.

Hold on. Cut the record. Cut the record. Did that guy just jump overboard? Yeah, man. He did. Yeah. He did.

I didn't know I was that bad. So if you're the fella who was performing this weekend and you saw one of our stupid listeners, jump overboard. It ain't you, bud. It's him. It ain't you. Everybody else and Joel.

Maybe a little bit. It was like 2% you because he wanted to party. But this gentleman jumping overboard is not a representation of you. Okay? You're doing great. Don't let this guy. No. You do your James Taylor's and whatnot.

He jumped into the mystic. Oh my God. He just jumped into the misnesty. He's the St. Lawrence. Never had a guy kill himself on my shelves before. Cocoa Puff's tonight 7 p.m. on Twitch.tv slash the show. I am realizing right now I have not checked to see who's even on the show anymore.

Just Joe's Buds and the East Coast Samuels, little East Coast Samuels, but Joe's Buds. Joe's Buds. Joe's Buds is our friend. All right. Joe's Buds. We'll talk about Joe's Buds 4656 on. On the Aga Boulevard. Oh, he got some good, good over there.

Listen, they're established, their quality. Yeah. It's always good stuff. You know me. I love that stuff over there, Joe's Buds. I wish I could tell you more about it, but that's what you're doing to Cocoa Puff tonight and learn. Be strong arm in anybody now.

What happened? What else? I had the other one. I remember. Oh, no, we're not going to strong arm me into this. No, no, no, no, no. We want you to be there. We got the couple top guys.

I'm standing here. Footflops. and socks, but... Hi, I have only ever been in one fight in my life, and that was my neighbor Bruce in like sixth grade. Well, and several, I've just lost them all. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I'm pretty sure 90% of the planet could kick my ass, and I'm fine with that. That's why I make love, not war. Is it supposed to win those? I don't know. I just don't get in fights. I usually, I generally run in my mouth. I've never been a fighter.

Yeah, and then they're punching the face. Well, no, your move, and I'm sorry. to do this again to our buddy Eric is you just make friends of big people. That's a thing. Yeah. No. My whole life I've just been the funny guy, but I got to be funny with a big guy. That's why I try to say as close as possible.

I take my eye off and move away from for one second. Yeah. I was a toddler. Yeah. I snuck away. I ain't going to punch anybody by my buddy Eric will. He's got to keep me on that. My buddy Super Sal will punch you.

On that leash. Oh, yeah. I ain't going to punch you. I'm going to run away scared. That's always been my move. I'm going to literally, if anybody tries to fight me, I'm just going to pee my pants because what are you going to do? I did it twice at. I forget where we were at.

What? With smoothie. Yeah. Where I said something and then just went. Just stand behind him. Right behind them. Yeah. When you're the funny kid in class, that's your gift, is you're funny.

But then you just got to know some bigger kids because you're going to be funny to someone who doesn't want you to be funny to them. And then they're going to want to fight you so you can be like, oh. Yep. Eric, come here. Yep. Smoothie. Come here. Not that those guys are bullies,

but that's why I made friends with a couple of the bullies. You do that. For sure. And then... For sure. You're good. How things stay. It's how things stay.

Boy, am I glad I called that guy? I was, uh, I posted last night. I got a lot of reactions last night on my Facebook post as, uh... I've been really into frozen pizzas lately, and I was telling you guys this, uh, I think yesterday's show or the other day show. All kinds of different frozen pizzas have been really appealing. to me lately, like a French bed's been appealing. Those cheapy, cheapy, great value microwave ones.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, they're good. They're decent pizzas now. Back in, you know, whatever the day, it's not that they were bad, but it was like, ah, frozen pizza. Yeah. It is what it is. Now, they've just up their game.

That's not it at all. And I know Nebraska and Nicholas out in Nebraska have a lot more pizzas than we do in their frozen section, but you were saying, like, out there, their local places will put it in the freezer? If you look at the video, she said, that's the impression I got is that a bunch of the freezers looked like they were almost like local places made them and then wrapped them. Yeah. You know, here you go, sell these for us. Because you'll see that in our old-timey Adirondack stores all the time, not pizzas, but they'll be like, we got a freezer of pies.

Oh, yeah, that's, well. What in the hardware store? Yeah, do you want a pie? You want some pies? We got pies. Vintz has that in the, depending on where you're on the store, in the corner. As soon as you walk in to all the front or front left corner, they've got freezers and fridges of those things to go.

Local food, yeah. Of no, there's it. And calzone and stuff like that. So they do do that. Yeah, you can get take home stuff from over there. It's awesome. We went, I forget what town we were in. But we were in some town over break where it was like a hardware store.

And I don't know if the sign said it or something, but it was like hardware, pies, Cats. Cets. Said hardware pies cats or hardware cats pies. Did they have cats? Yeah. So this is what he did.

It's literally a hardware. I want you to envision the most generic hardware store you can. At Arondack hardware store, whatever these are. And you walk in and that's what it looks like. But because my oldest loves animals, we go, so where's the cats? And the girl at the counter goes, oh, they just kind of live here. Like the shophead shop cats.

They're just there. She's like, we have one that will sleep on the water. heater if you want to go see him. So we walk. I gotta show you these photos. These are the cutest god damn cats. Funny as hell. So we're like, I'm like, all right. So we go and we see the cats.

We pet the cats. And as soon we start petting one cat, like two other cats come out. We're like, oh. We're doing scratches. That's wicked funny. So then naturally, fatso right here as we're leaving, I go, okay, but what about the pies? Yeah, what are these pies in?

She goes, oh, they're in the freezer. Like, in my mind, I envision like a hot case of pies. I know. No, that's kind of what I was picturing was. They were a freezer pies that you would then. take home and make yourself. No, no. I wanted a thing of like, okay, now give me a slice of this pie right now.

I'll take a blueberry and I'll take an apple crisp. Yep. So back to my frozen pizzas. As the game has changed and I was really getting a lot of ads or something, people were posting these of those Detroit style Motor City pizzas over there. Yes, because that seems to be the way to make them good. You got to kind of do it looks like that type of style. And I saw it and you know me.

I'm not as bad as you when it comes to advertising working on me, but the advertising worked on me because the photo on the box. Yeah. I was like, that crossed on that box. I got to try that. Especially if I'm seeing it in ads and then I'm not looking for it. And it's just at the story.

And like, oh, that's the universe. The universe is telling me I need to get this. Yes. So I picked one up yesterday at Wagmans. And I brought it home and I sent you a picture and I was like, is it usually my style?

I don't like a square pizza. Yeah. I don't really go for deep. this very often. And I made it. Dude, 10 out of 10. Bangin. Bangin pizza. That's good to know. Even to the point.

So I made it because we were at Wagman's. The kids got subs and I just got this frozen pizza. And I made it and my wife was like, I got to find something to eat for dinner. And I go, you can have some of my pizza. I'm not going to eat all that. She goes, I don't know if I'm really in the mood for pizza. And she took a little bite and she goes, oh, this is really good pizza. And I go, right? Yeah.

It's like, it's almost like a pizza hot did a sheet pizza. That's great when you discover stuff like that. So that's my go-toe right now. But I'm not being paid to tell you about the Motor City, whatever it's called. But now is it going to set off like a little fuse? Oh, hyperfixation, yeah. Well, okay, you're going to go that way. I was going to say sometimes I go the other way where I'm like, well, now there's so many others.

I got to try. That's what, we're saying the same thing. Yeah, because now I'm like, well, hold on a second. What other frozen peaks are out there? Now I've got to try some other ones. Because there's something that don't appeal to me in the case. No. Like, I know a lot of you like all your, like, veggie.

pizzas and stuff or the cauliflower ones? I tried a cauliflower one once. It wasn't for me. I don't need any of that. There's other ones that do appeal to me. Legmonds doesn't have as many as Walmart. Yeah, Walmart's got an aisle. They got a whole aisle.

Yes, they do. And you know what I think has happened in our lifetime? Is I just think, and I'll just say this and it's not going to make any sense, I think Frozen Pizza technology's gotten better. Because you used to not be able to get a crispy crust really. Yes. And after these pizza came in like a tray thing, you'd leave it in the tray. Yep.

It's probably very easy for them to just have some type of oven to here. We crisped it a little for you or whatever they're doing. Yeah, the technology is definitely different. And it's probably the cost point back in the day it was the sauce was just like spaghetti sauce and stuff. Now it's probably not much different for, I don't know, a big place to get stuff that's delivering it to all your. favorite local pizza places as opposed to the, you know, whatever place that's also getting it mass produced for them. Pretty banging.

So that's my new hyperfixation right now, it's frozen pizzas. I want all of them. I want to try more of them. Cousin Jay and Chad saying he wants a schwan's Mexican pizza. I really do. Do we figure out where I can get that? Isn't that somewhere now? I forget.

Aldi or something has it. Yeah, there's a bunch of spots now. That's what I want. That's starting to come back. Fatty's back, baby. To design the Lexi's back, baby. All we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.

Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.

You guys embarrassed me in front of Buck Cherry. I swear to God. Do not. I'm not. I'm his oily, oily sweat wiper off guy, so I won't. He's probably got a good smell to him. I'm not a good smell, but he's probably got a smell to him after a show, right? Oh yeah, I was going to say, I don't know how good. I don't know what I'm good.

What smelled worse at the wild, Josh Todd or the animals? Oh. After he performed, yeah. I would say. You got to spend 30 minutes in a room with a sweaty Josh Todd, or an unwashed pig. I would say the pig, because at least with Josh Todd,

there's probably still some type of hint of whatever, like, cologne. Oh, you're right. He's probably got a spray. Like a deep cologne. He's probably got a spray. He's probably got a spray. He's there forever.

Definitely for some reason, garlic. Like real deep. Cigarettes or no? No. Booze or no? Is he sober? No, yeah, I think he doesn't do anything anymore.

And then that's what's funny about that song. Oh, because he's sober now. I think I've heard him say that he didn't actually do cocaine, so that song is actually silly. Okay. But, yeah, I can just, I don't know, he, he's got that look to him. When he gets sweaty, they look really oily, and I can't stop. He's one of those song, I'm like, that's all I picture.

He's one of those rock stars that I got to give respect to because he puts on that show. It doesn't matter if it's at a wilderness park. Yeah. If you see him randomly in some bar. Yeah. If you see him in front of 20,000 people, shirts off, he's sweating. Same guy. He's doing the Josh Todd gimmick.

Yep. Tightest jeans. Tid his jeans. I don't think he's ever taken them off. Nope. They're too tight. It's like the Kramer. They're painted on.

You can ever get them off again? Kramer's jeans episode. Yep. Well, it kills it. So hello, everybody. Happy Thursday. Thursday's Cocoa Puffs tonight, 7 o'clock. All of our links, all of our streams.

Everything on demand. Right at the show. fm. I do see that you guys send me messages looking. for the high strangeness segments. So maybe I will start clipping those out and putting those as a separate feature. You guys seem to like the high strangeness segment.

So we'll put those up there. Noites. And of course, that's where you can watch Cocoa Puffs tonight, 7 o'clock on the websites. Oh, my gosh. Well, once again, Cody, we're ahead of the curve. As we always are. What?

A teacher in Houston is going viral for creating a fart corner in her classroom. What's that? You'll be hearing from my lawyers, Valencia. We definitely should have trademarked the fart corner. That's on us. We have one. It's in here. It's been here for years now.

I know this is a very high-brow product, and you're probably shocked to hear that. Yeah, right there. Twitch and YouTube viewers have known that for many, many years. We have a corner with a microphone in it where Toots can happen. She put it in her room. As I'm sure a lot of you teachers have to deal with gaseous kids. We have teachers listening right now that are like, go on. I have the fart corner, you say.

The bathroom passes, Katie calls it. Okay. Because, yeah. What are we doing? We're getting kids in the morning. We're loading them up with broccoli and chocolate milk at 10 o'clock. And eggs. Then we send them back to class.

Right. No, I think the only way to do that is you have to put a window or a fan in a window and then they have to go part over there because it's in a corner. Like the way classrooms work, like that poor back corner kid is like, come on, man. What do you mean fart corner? No, no, no, no, no. I don't want it in my corner.

Can the one right behind me not be the fart corner? It's a TikTok with millions of views right now. If you want to see it, her username is Valencia 100, V-A-C-I-O-V-A-C-I-O-V-A-L-E-C-I-A-100. Okay. She's a teacher down in Houston. She said, if you need to fart, simply come over here, fart, take about 10 seconds, spray, and go sit down. Nobody cares. Giant man.

Can't. Walking by the window. But then you're just mixing a little fart and the spray in a corner. Yeah, we all know what that is. It's like the popery mix with the toots wafting into the rest of the classroom because Lord knows the classroom is not massive. No. When I was young, yes, it was absolutely embarrassing to fart in front of others.

We would clinch our booty cheek and our stomachs would be totally, totally hurting. But these kids are totally different. I noticed a huge change in the last three years. They literally hikes their boosys up and fart. There is absolutely zero change. I feel like we had something to do with that. I agree. We're influencer.

We're fart fluencers. I think we've helped people realize they can just... We've done fart mic tattoos. We talk openly about it. You end every show with a fart. You can just to. We are the leaders in the fart game. That is why we created the fart corner.

But I took your wife and we added the gas station. So it's the gas station out, aka the fart corner. Yes, she does call it the gas station dunes. You've seen the video. It is on TikTok. The gas station. That's pretty funny. But I mean, I get it because you take away the, oh, part of it.

But that probably had to take a little while. So they were too scared to fart at their desks. They were too ashamed. but getting up in front of everybody, walking over to a corner, putting up your booty. No, she says in the middle of that clip, she said that back in the day people were ashamed. She says now she's got students just ripping ass in the middle of class.

So because of that, she needs them to go. Okay. Because I think people like, you know, again, you and I have fart fluence. Yes. So much. I get it. Now it's an issue where it's like, bro. Yeah, text line, flatulincers.

We're flatulincers. We are. And we've. We've removed the stigma. Yeah. Gas is gas. It's natural. It happens.

You got to fart. You got a fart. Sometimes it's releasing a demon from your butt cheeks and the most hellacious thing that you could ever do. Speaking of a, speaking of butt cheeks. Do I want to take you to Pennville last night, bro? As Tam Tam, I'm going to blow up her whole spot. All right.

Well, hold on now because you're speaking of butt cheeks and then write new a story about your mom. Yeah, well, I got no shame. Bro, last night. Tam Tam's got it. And she won't care if I share this. You got to do your colonoscopy prep. So I'm taxing with her. I texted with her.

I texted her last night. Yep. She goes, I can even bring the chat up. I was talking to her earlier in the day. She said, I got to go home and do my colonoscopy prep. I got a colonoscopy tomorrow morning 8 a.m. Oh. And I go, all right.

Good luck. Now, me, I'm so good at colonoscopies, dude. It's like, like, I hate that I'm so good at. Like the thing he's the best at. I'm really just, I can crush it. There was only a way to translate that. Into anything, right? In real life.

I've had a colonoscopy every five years since I was 24, maybe, 25, so 25, 30, 35, 40, 45. I've had five colonoscopy. Oh, okay, I was going to see, you got one coming up? Because we're going to, we got to get a camera in the. I can show you photos on my colon. No, no, no, no, no. We don't want the camera of your butt. We want to see you loopy and then you fart very loud in the fart room.

Oh, that's right. That's what I do want. So Tampam's doing her colonoscopy prep. And she started to, I go, I text her last night. After Whiskey Wednesday I get off, I go, how's the prep going? And she, like everybody else, is saying, I can't drink this stuff. It's so gross. Yeah.

Same thing my wife says when she had to get her colonoscopy. They can't drink it down. So I'm telling her, I go, you just. Just got to chug it down. Like you can't think about the prep. As soon as you're done, chugging it just drinks. It's the grossest. Take a swig of soda or whatever you got.

And again, I'm going to get on my box, my soapbox, and remind everybody listening, the colorectal cancer is preventable when caught early. And our generation, because of all the processed foods we've eaten, eaten, ate, eat. Get your butts checked. Listen, he said for years, he has this tattooed somewhere on one of those, like, crochet-stitched things. a finger in your butt is better than a foot in the grave. Exactly, thank you.

So I'm texting Tam Tam. I go, how's the prep going? I can't drink it. I go, you just gotta shrug it back. Anybody that's got a colonoscopy coming up, even if you've got to plug your nose, the prep is gross, and it's going to do things to your body.

But the hard part, it's almost like the toilet stuff isn't as bad as the drinking stuff. I don't mind. That's worse. I mean, when you have IBS, you're used to that, whatever. And it kind of like resets everything.

It's clearing you out. It's flushing your system. It's a hard reboot. It's a hard reboot. Whatever's in there that's, you know, it's like a draino. Yeah. You're using a draino for your intestines. See, text line says, my husband says the same thing.

You got to chug it. You got to get it over with because you do it because you got to do it twice, at least the ones that I do. You got to do it like, and then like two hours later you do it again. Or in the middle of the night you do it again or whatever. Oh, that's the worst. You got to get up in the morning. Whatever.

So I'm texting Tam Tam last night. Saying how gross it is, blah, blah, blah, blah. Some people are letting you use like mirror lax Or like you can just do like a bunch of laxatives To clear yourself out Oh I'd rather honestly I'd rather do a drink I wouldn't want to mess with All of that

Being like I don't know I'm just eating a bunch of ax lax Yeah no Hopefully I'll be good by tomorrow when they're Mm-hmm No I don't know Ace says I was told people are putting the liquid And ninja slushy machines And finds it taste better

Whatever you gotta get done man Could you run it through that like That like Britta thing Like filter it out You know the thing that they dump the brown water into the whatever and it comes out clear? It gets rid of maybe the taste. No? So anyways,

I'm texting Tam Tam last night about her colonoscopy prep. She goes to something to the extent of, and it's not helping that your stepfather's obsessing over these electric trucks. Oh, so my mother's home trying to prep for colonoscopy. And whomever. I want to apologize to any national grid workers that have had to go to NSAv and Penneville recently.

I'm sorry. So whatever you had to deal with. Sorry. I'm sorry. He's not going to apologize. I'm apologizing for the man who's probably in his underpants asking you questions. Apparently there's been electric trucks on my parents' road. Bobby ain't down with that.

No, Bob ain't down with that. It's not. He wants to know what's going on. Why are they out there? Why where? What's next? Yes.

What are they doing? Is his price is going up? Is his power going to go out? Where are you parking out in his lawn, first of all? Why are they even anywhere near his house? They're at the neighbor's house. My mom goes, well, it's none of your business. He goes, it's my business.

This is my street. It's my power. I pay these gentlemen. It's my business. I'm paying them out there right now. I'm paying their overtime to be out there. What's he going to do to my bill, Tam? What are these guys doing to my bill, Tam?

They're out there jacking up the price. So, I knew it. So shout out to Tam Tam. I hope that her colonoscopy goes well. And I apologize to whatever national grid workers have had to deal with my stepfather over these last couple of days on his half. Just out there every couple hours. So what do we got going on? Well, so she told me a couple nights ago.

He's in bat. It's after 11. He's passed out by 9. Yeah. It's after 11. He, I guess, two bucket trucks showed up on the road for some reason. Oh, boy. She claims he walked outside of his underpants and then came back like 20.

minutes later, which means he was talking to other grown men in his underpants for 15 minutes. About what? Something that they... That they're here doing a job. There's nothing to do with him in the least. Comes back in the house and goes to my mother. Aren't you glad I asked him? Powers about to go out.

And, but did it, did it even go out? I don't even know. I bet it didn't even go out. I don't even know. I don't even know. No, but I didn't. The neighbors whose house they were working on, Power probably did. Clean the two of them.

You ain't getting anything past that house. Well, they probably thought they said, yeah, yeah. Obviously, yeah, your power's going to go out because we're working on your house, sir. Yes. The person out here at 11 o'clock talking about you mean. You ain't working on my house. I didn't know all this was coming. No, your power's not going to go out because we're not working on your house, sir.

Who are you? He's the craziest man. I'm guy in neighborhood. You don't worry about who I am. I worry about you. So my power's going out. No! We're not working on your house.

All right. I'll have a squirrel gets in the garage. You let me know. If you leave any of these doors open. Kelly says, I understand why you are how you are, John. Sometimes, yes. Sometimes, yeah.

It's my wife's biggest curse is where she'll just say to my mom. She'll say, I married another Bob. He's just become... Yeah. I'm not going to go out and ask the people what they're doing. No, not at... Well, well, not at a lot of... See there. My wife texting me right now.

You say you don't know with Bob, but you literally bitch and concern yourself with everything that doesn't concern you. I know what I am. I know what he made me. Yeah, I don't, not at 1130. I'm not out there, but you're out there at your... Oh, if I see an electric truck down the road, if I see police lights anywhere. I'm in it. Do your dad stand?

I'm in it. Looking out there. What is this? What are they doing? Get on your scanner. What are they doing? Somebody okay? Somebody okay?

Let me get on this scanner and see if there's anything I can do for the situation. She says you won't go outside, but you'll stand inside and bitch about it and make it our problem. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I can see that too. What just you just do? Standing at the door. What is this?

Another one just pulled up. Uh-huh. Another what? Another truck. Where? Wow, three or four houses down. Uh-huh. So not here at all?

Yeah, but I don't know what they're doing now. I'm not any better. I'll be right back. Not any better. I gotta know what's going on, Bob. Oh, I mean, what if they make their way down to you? You see it here. You see it near when you're watching this show. Anything happens.

He's just as guilty, but his is more animals. If I see anything within 100 yards of this studio, I got to know what's going on. Yep. I got to know what's going on. Nope. Mine's also more ADD-driven, where if that happens, you just quick show me something shiny and I pop right back. Yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry. What was up?

All right. I want you to jump in Twitch right now. You can see us because in about 10 minutes I'm giving away some more tickets. Of course, Rob Zombie. Marilyn Manson, the Who and Orgy coming to Daryan Lake on Sunday, August 30th. Tickets today. Tickets tomorrow. What, what are you loving at?

Remember that? What? The whole guy pooped off the end. Oh, he did poop off the edge of the bench. I forgot about that. Why is that so funny? Why is that so funny? You had to go see all these guys.

Why is that so funny? I had to know, like, what was that? Did he really do that? Let me investigate. Oh, I'm sorry. You've got some on-the-spot reporters. I'm sorry, I'm a journalist. Sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm a journalist. He's trying to keep his habit open. God forbid I keep you guys up to date on what's going on. This is media. He's a journalist. God forbid. He's in the news. God forbid.

I'm keeping the community. aware of when a homeless gentleman poops off the end. Coming up at noon. All right, we got to just vamp a little bit as we have a close tie here. Still going there. Now, if you're just tuning in every day this week, we've given you a chance to win tickets to Rob Zombie with Marilyn Manson, The Who, and Orgy, Sunday, August 30th, over at Darien Lake.

That, uh, and every day we've had you pick a song, and today's the closest vote we've had. So, uh, right now, jump in twitch.tv slash of the show, and you can pick between Marilyn Manson's Sweet Dreams or Rob Zombies Get High by just typing anything in chat. Your name will pop up on the screen that registers you for the ticket giveaway Cody. How do I even win tickets? You got to type in the chat right there. Oh my God.

And then our boys from Spatchcock Funk are going to come in, talk about their big wrestling event. They're out there right now. I think I might see some people on the vehicles. Well, the vote is not closed yet. So while that does that, that's... Well, that does that. Do you see, there's a Chucky running around Philadelphia? Like a guy in a mask?

Yeah, a young man wearing a Halloween mask. Like a little guy like me? To look like Chucky doll is running around. Remember we had the clowns that one summer? Yep. Oh, now I got Chuckies. Well, too bad. Oh, it's fall time.

Now it's spooky season, people. This is what you get. This is what you get. You manifest. He's going to get himself shot. Yeah, you got to be careful where you do that. Last week he saw a female jogger at 530. He was holding his phone chasing her saying,

Are you ready to die? You're going to get shot. No, you're not. And I'm not going to feel bad when you do, bud. No, you can't do that. You can be silly and in the middle of the day and crowded place. Be silly in your costume, but don't scare somebody or whatever. Or like run at him at the sidewalk for like five or six steps and then it's over.

They say no weapon was observed. He faces potential charges, including terroristic threats, harassment, simple assault. and intimidation. You're going to get pepper sprayed or you're going to get shot. And I'm not going to feel bad when they launched the GoFundMe because you were, are you just doing pranks, bro? He was just being silly goose. He's just pranking, bro.

No big deal. Votes are almost closed. Let's pull a winner. I'm, honestly, we're too up right now. It should close unless we got our usual jerks, in which case I haven't voted yet. Oh, you're sitting on it? I'm sitting and waiting to swing it one way or the next. In the meantime, I will pull my ticket winner right now.

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So Swift is a day. Yay. Swift. Congratulations. You are my winner. Do you want to want? You do it. You do it.

It was just funny. It was just because we had stopped in the middle. It made. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Swinging one earlier. I saw the same name in my head. Swift, you are my winner.

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Go! One. Go! That God. That was the closest one yet. Man. Boys are back in studio. Matt and Alex.

Spatchcock Funk. What's happening, folks? You know, I'm recovering from a surgery like Marilyn Manson. I had a rib removed. Did you? Did you? After you were done on being on the Wonder Years for all those years, you then got your ribs removed. What was the truth?

Was he the guy from the one of years? No. We never was. But we didn't have the internet back then. It was so close. We couldn't double check anything. We're like, no, he definitely was. Just a kid from sixth grade told you something.

Yeah, you couldn't prove it. No, no, I didn't. Are we in a new season? Are we in a new season right now or what? Season 3 is in Syracuse is wrapping up now, starting up across. the country for the other cities, Denver, L.A., everywhere else. Sweet. And we're shooting season four.

Like, on Saturday, we got 200 head of cattle. So, and Alex is going to check each one and make sure they've been fixed before we're going. Texas Longhorns. We're filming at a cool ranch, Western-style party. Alan Kazz, and it's, you didn't even know these Longhorn exist. They're like six feet wide. Oh, I see them. Like the horns are you used to put on the front of Cadillacs.

Yeah, one of them, the Albany's family that runs it, they have one of them until last year had the widest spread in the world. So big. Much like your mother's. You'd have to turn his head to get him into the barn. So for those who don't know Spatchcock Funk, give him a quick elevator pitch. What is the show? Where do we watch it?

So we are a party lifestyle show, traditionally a cooking show. So we teach you how to throw parties. We air nationally on PBS. But we're also on YouTube. So we throw all types of parties. We threw prom. We threw boat parties. We threw, you know, poker nights, everything.

And you're covering everything. Go ahead. What are you going to say? And we're on our fourth season, so there's 10, you know, 30 episodes in the cans. So now we're getting a little creative. Yeah, on social, you're covering everything. I saw you at Tastes, Syracuse. I saw you at Hooch Nanny this past weekend, right?

Yeah. This festival was off the chart. I know. Brett X invited me. I wanted to go, but I just got back in town. Yeah. Well, how was that? Dude, it was the best one I've been to.

They built like a little city. Like, it was like an indoor tent. I mean, it was amazing. It was honestly amazing. And we're going to be at the fair. every day. We're giving away. I mean, I don't want to give away too much, but we're giving away lifetime tickets. We're doing some, we're going pretty crazy at it. Wow. Yeah. How do you, and I guess my question is, how do you find enough things to care about at all these events to just

keep making content? Like, I've been in the content game. I don't care about that much. You know what, though, actually, I mean, we're kind of like you guys. Like, you really care about your audience. Yeah, for sure. And we're pretty authentic. So, like you guys, we, I think, I think, we can make anything fun. So if we're like, you know what, these people on a party, like, I mean, we've done cool trips like Chicago, but I mean, we can go to Des Moines, Iowa, which is probably a nice city. No. Or, you know, Nedrow

and just get loose. Yeah, for sure. So that's what it's all about. Yeah, and I think that the fair's going to have a different vibe this year. Do you get that feel? Like, it's going to be a lot of food trucks and stuff. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's so much to do there, so we're never going to have a shortage of things that interest us with the animals and everything. But we've been there a lot watching them set up, and it's amazing.

Watching these guys put up rides is insane. And we're trying to shoot cool stuff, but also capture the people and the animals. Like I'd like to take a goat home. Like an animal goat, not like a human goat. But if there's anybody out there that wants to propose to somebody, DM us and we'll find a way to get you guys engaged. Or just do something ridiculous. Yeah. Anything. Yeah. Spatchcock funk on all the social media. If you want to punch one of the hosts of the K-Rock Morning Show, just give us a DM. That's been done. That's been done several times, actually. Yeah. It may have been a giveaway. So, behind the scenes, credit to the fact that not only do you got to shoot this content,

you've got to edit it and post it, which I know what that's like. And you're just like, what, do 15, 20 hour days every day at the fair? Yeah, well, we'll see. We're about to find out. Is this your first time doing the fair? Yeah, and we're spending the night, at least one of the nights. So we're going to, like, get all the way into the, all the way into the county. We want us with the parties.

Oh, yeah. There's parties in all the buildings. We want to be part of all. I have so many fair stories. after doing this for 20 years and just being at the fair year after year, I don't got to go anymore, thankfully. I love the fair.

I'm not dissing the fair. I'm just saying it's an exhausting feat you're about to undertake. One year, I had a coworker buy a chicken, so you can buy, like at the end of the fair. I don't have the chickens now. You can definitely buy the hands. I had a coworker buy a chicken.

Yeah, spot a chicken at the end of it. So your chances of getting a goat, pretty good. Sweet. Got there early one morning, and you know how like the carnival workers have all their prizes behind their things? That's also where they sleep. I learned that.

A lot of them will just sleep on the stuffed animals. If they find out you have condoms, they're going to like you a lot. They come over and get condoms. That's a good idea. I don't know. Do you want to be the guy that they all come to for condoms? Yeah, you do. You want to know their world.

Sex positive. We want to lower the SED rate among traveling carnies. Bro, you want to get in that world. I'm telling you. You want to learn some stuff. Well, I'm afraid if I get in, I'll never get out. You might be traveling with them, after this. Yeah, I could do it.

You're like their special doctor. Don't worry about this guy. Don't worry about this guy. I passed out drunk most places at the New York State Fair over my 20-year tenure, doing things at the fair. But we got a big event coming up. We want to talk about the boys from Spatchcock Funk. As you've heard, they do themed episodes. We're doing the cattle one this weekend. We're doing a wrestling themed episode.

I know Alex is a big wrestling fan. Are you a big wrestling fan at that? Yeah. Coming up, though, it was a big NWO, WCW, like Wolfpack was my jam So I'm ready for this thing But I think maybe besides How psyched Alex is We might lose Alex after this

He might just become a wrestling promoter Well we're doomed You're going to the carnival workers He's going on the road Yeah But we're getting you two in the ring And that's gonna be I mean that's the highlight for me

Yeah This has been a long time coming We've been You know I used to have a public access show Back in the day Got kicked off one time For a lot You stole your mom's

cookie sheets Yes But It was a fire Public access? Yeah, we had fire. We used fire in it, and it was a three o'clock hour, and this lady called in did not like it. What channel was it on?

It was on whatever, 98. Yeah, around here? Yeah. I bet you watched his public access. It was probably. It was probably the least extreme wrestling, world extreme wrestling. Yeah, dude. You're going to get to a shirt back.

Yeah. We should get their shirts back. That's hilarious. Here's how it's going to go down. It's happening right across the street here at the Red House, right? That's right. Tell me what's going on at this event, because people, we want you to buy tickets and come out to this event. Yeah, yeah. So Red House, if you haven't been there for a play, it's amazing, right? The space is so cool. We went there recently to film a video and we're like, instantly, I'm like, we should do a wrestling show. It's cool. It's so cool. And their artistic director, Tamara was like, I've always wanted to do a wrestling show and we're like, no way. No way. So there we are. So it's a beautiful space. We got Myers Creek out in the hallway, slinging beers. It's a really cool lobby. But we're bringing in Tommy Dreamer. Tommy Dreamers come in. We're partnering with Flex Wrestling.

They're out of Elmira. They used to be in the 2CW, all the mix and all the local wrestling. So they're doing matches? We're going to see matches? They have a full card. They have a heavyweight title match. So they got that going on. It's going to get pretty great.

And Tommy Dreamer, too, like this dude, not only WWE, all these things, writing storylines, like he's part of the fabric of professional wrestling. And I told the Red House, you know, I'm like, he might take some stuff down off the wall here. This is how this guy rolls. He wrestles hard.

Have you met Tommy Dreamer, Cody? I'm trying to remember us. trying to think about it. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Well, you're about to meet him in a different way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm close and personal. So, all right. The event's going to happen. You keep saying that we're going to be there. I don't know who, I'm not available that night. I can put you in touch with the-

Yeah, we're busy. We're busy. I can put you in touch with the dirty dogs. I don't know what they have on their schedule. Yeah. Well, I've got some beef with the dirty dogs. So, like, I'm taking, I mean, talk to them. They've been hiding, I feel like. I try not to get involved with the dogs. Just they're, well, one of them thought back in the day that I hooked up with his girlfriend and I'm not going to confirm or deny that. True. What was the dirty dog's last wrestling appearance? What if the dogs been out and about?

I mean, the last thing that I saw him at was when they won that, they won that award at the New York State Broadcasters Award and then they went on a binge and I haven't heard from them since. Yeah, they accepted their award. I got to show the guys the videos. I heard they got the award done. They're feeling kind of washed up. Like, I'm wondering if they still got any game in them. You know what I mean? You might hope they're not listening. Is there a fight in those dogs left is what I'm wondering? Oh, is there a fight in the dogs?

I think you could probably teach them old dogs some new tricks. All right, listen. Whatever you got brewing with the dogs, that'll take place on the second. Give all the information how people can get tickets because we want you guys to come out to this. He's trying to start trouble with the dogs. I don't know if they show up or not. I wouldn't do that. What's all the info?

They rule ass, I heard. Yeah, so flex wrestling. Dot live. Flex wrestling. Live is the tickets. September 2nd, 7 to 9 p.m. The Red House, right? And we are filming our season four show.

We talked about themes. This is part of the show. So you come, you'd be front row, you'd be in the background, and you're going to be right in the middle of the crowd there for us. This is going to be a big episode.

And as we keep getting new markets and talking to new networks and everything like that, this is one of those things we're going to sell the people. So the audience is super critical to it. Hell yeah. If we throw one of the dogs in the crowd,

so be it. Yeah, yeah. We got to get in touch with them because Matt needs a part. Man needs someone to wrestle. I got a couple videos I'm going to show you before you leave, guys. So you can just be caught up to date

on what the blogs are doing. Bone of the Clown on our text line says, The Dirty Dogs are busy. They are setting up rides at the fair right now. So you can see you run into them. So as long as there's not a conflict, I'm sure you can track. Yeah, that tracks.

Spatchcock Funk on all the socials. On the websites. Look them up on YouTube. Watch them on PBS. If you're listening around the country, look up your local PBS station. Ask for Spatchcock Funk by name. Yes.

Thanks, boys. 7 o'clock on Twitch.tv slash the show or the show. dot FM? Or what is it? It's your show Cocoa Pust, the show Too Dangerous for radio. That guy.

Presented by Joe's Buds, Josephino Butterinos. Over there on Anadaga Boulevard, what's up? I'm trying to visualize the schedule in my head. It might be, I think, how the days work out, the last from the doby dungeon

of the year, possibly. A couple more trips planned? Well, yeah, a couple more times where I'm dog watching, but I don't know if it's... Yeah, I don't know if there's any more like big long, you know, weak ones. We're going to bring the ghost box? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Right. Because did you see my post last night that nanny's visiting me now? Uh-oh. What? Getting like perfume smells and such. I mean, I'm only got one minute here. I'll give you the, if you want more info, I can do the other side of this.

I do. No, I need more info. So last, last night, I was doing something on my phone. And I didn't know that Facebook pages have reviews. Like, people can review your Facebook page, I guess. Really? I guess. Okay.

I learned it literally last night. So I'm like, oh, who has left me reviews? Most of you were very nice. A couple of you not so much. I did. You did see this post? Yes, now that you're saying this. And I'm going through, and I get sad.

Because I see my nanny left me review back in 2019. But it's the, her review is. I love it. Oh, my God. Her review is. Well, he comments. comes up with stuff I didn't know about, but I'm his grandma. So anyway, he is fun.

X, X, X, O, oh. That, you can't really like comes up and stuff I didn't know about. So I see that. And I go, and I just posted it like, oh, how sweet is that? My nanny left me a review many years ago, and we lost her last summer. Bro, we lost her exactly a year ago. Like yesterday or today? Today.

She passed overnight into today. Like exactly a year ago today at 630 and the day. the morning my mother appropriately texts me during my job to tell me my grandmother passed away. So I'm like, holy crap. And then of course I tell my mother, I go, I didn't know it was exactly a year ago to which, you know, Tam Tam's going to take this. Oh, wow. I mean, well, Josh, it's because you don't believe in the afterlife. You don't believe there is a heaven. And I go, I didn't say that mother. I said, well, where do I go? She says, she's smiling on you right now. And I say, well, then where is she in the next dimension, Josh? I go, what?

what? She says, God says in the Bible, my house has many mansions. And I think that it is many planes, dimensions, whatever it is, we get there by believing in him, faith. It's all there, Joshua. It's all there. And she might be right. Like, I'm going to be so mad. If I die, and I got to go to, like, pearly gates and, like, the heaven is, like, she was right all this time. I'll never know. We will know. Because apparently my nanny's in another dimension, sending me signs. Yeah. Okay?

Those priests came up with all the couple thousand years ago. Tam had to take the opportunity to bring me back to church a little bit for that. That's so weird though. The timing is crazy. That's what freaked me out. Yeah. She's like, oh, she's just sending you a sign. Well, I love you, nanny.

Love you, Miss you. Hello, bye. Do you want to talk about food before I do this? Get it out now. All ahead. Well, they, just somebody, I saw a picture on the like where people eat thing of, you know, the one thing was it Denny's that they had like the ice cream on the pancakes. and then like there was like the breakfast sliders.

Yeah. And they got the breakfast sliders, but like they said, I think our waitress doesn't like us. And like all the puns were off. Like all the eggs were falling off for everything. One of them had a little piece of like someone broke off a piece of bacon and put it on one. Eat it.

There was like ketchup on the side of two of them. No, those, yeah, those photos, the expectation versus reality of those. Like I've seen a lot of photos of that. Dubai chocolate pancake or whatever it was. Yeah. Or they had that green. And like the photo's gorgeous and then you order it. It looks like baby diarrhea.

And with that a lot of people aren't understanding that just the Dubai chocolate stuff isn't just pistachio flavored whatever. It's the whole mixture of that with the crunchy things or whatever the hell. The little wispy crispy is there. It's not just pistachio flavored middle and then some chocolate. So radio and podcast listeners, let me again remind you. You're missing a whole. separate show happening in our Twitch feed while music and commercials playing.

You do it to yourself. You do. Yes, Cody. Well, we're watching the Today Show. Let's get all behind the scenes here. Today's show is on our screen. And they're doing a story that I was going to get to eventually. Oh, really?

I did not have video planned. Oh, okay. I had only read the article about it. Oh, boy. So let me tell you what happened in Rhode Island. as I guess a truck full of dead squid rolled over a tractor trailer

and they had to clean up all the squid I didn't see I only saw words about it and I could handle that just fine Yeah yeah Calling it Squidpocalypse 26 I bet once you know if you're in there you see the video Because just seeing it It's fine

It's the one scene In the video So today's show clearly covering his well, well, they're a TV show. They're not audio like we are, and they showed video of it. Yep, they did. And during that Foo Fighter song, when they showed video of Squidpocalypse 26, Cody looked up at the screen, starts gagging.

Yes. But because he can't, I don't know what part of your brain does this, because you do this all the time. I don't know. He sees something that clearly grosses him out. He's being in the corner here. Yep. But he keeps wanting to talk about.

it when if he would just shut up he would stop thinking about it. You want to purge yourself of it? Well I think it's my brain is once that starts it then is similar to the Willy Wonka tunnel scene but in my brain

it's flashing that so but my so I'm trying to get back the squid video I'm about to show. Yeah I'm trying to flash out of it but it's just going back to the squid video so I can't I'm trying to just do normal stuff but then what comes out of my mouth is Yeah, but.

Exactly what I'm about to show here on Twitch. And it wasn't even the whole video. It's one segment. I have it. I'll let you try to guess which scene in this. I'm just going to watch your face when you gag again. I'm going to look. Yeah, come on, fun.

Come on tough guy. Come on tough guy. Tough guy. I want to talk about it. I don't. All right. I'll do. All right.

Jump in Twitch. Go to the show. com. I'm going to show you the footage of Squidpocalypse 26. It happened in Narragansett where the spill happened on Sunday. A fully loaded tractor trailer was taking the squid to a nearby processing facility. The old squid truck. Calamari.

Is that what that is? Oh, God. So gross. Like, is that what we're eating squid is calamari, right? Yeah. Yeah, it is. So they're already dead. They're about to be processed.

Video of the scene shows a trailer on its side with massive piles of squid in the road. Quote, squid has a very distinctive odor to it. It can be very foul-smelling, especially if it lands on the road and stays there for a while. Oh, really? Is that how seafood works? Oh, wouldn't have thought that. No idea. The video is the cleanup. All right. Here's the cleanup video.

That's. That sent Cody over the edge. Oh, I don't know if our screen will block it. We'll see. I don't know if there's just music to it. Yep, there it is. There it is. It already happened. It already happened. I didn't know there was an early. It all right.

That wasn't... It wasn't even that. It was similar. Keep it going. That wasn't even that. That wasn't it. All right, hold on. Let me...

You guys, if you've never jumped in Twitch before, you've got to see this footage and his reactions to it. Squibankal, it's 26. Oh my God, I'm dying. All right, here we go. Here we go. Back to the... Oh, God. Back to the footage and I'm cleaning up, squidpocalypse.

Oh, yeah. That's a start odor to it. And I'm a fisherman and I use squid for bait. So I'm used to it, but it can be very foul smelling, especially if it lands on the road and stays there for a while. Oh, no. The fire department is doing a great job in cleaning things up as best they can. But there'll probably be some residual odor from it somewhere down the road.

It'll finally dissipate. It'll take some time. Look at all that squid for those you listen. It's covering the whole block. It's an intersection of it. It's covering the whole block. That was very similar to the, because that's what it was.

It was the bucket truck sliding out. And they dump it and it's got all the liquid. See? Squid, squid, squid, squid. Squidwood? Can't help talking about it. Lig squid. You can't help talking about it.

That's your boy. man, that's your boy. That's, I can't even imagine. Ben's band residual odor, plane lost tonight. Oh, I'm looking forward to talking to Greg. Good morning, everybody. Happy Thursday. Jumping twitch.tv.TV slash the show or the show.

Dot FM, because I think one of my new favorite people's in the room right now. Oh, you broke your microphone? I've never seen this. Greg, I'm sorry. My buddy broke his microphone. Why don't you jump to Mike 3 here real quick so we can talk to Greg? How do you do, folks? Ooh, handheld.

I like it. What the hell? Greg is here on behalf of Emerson. Empire vac. First of all, good morning, Greg. Thank you for coming in. Morning. Thanks for having me. Now, you're probably thinking, but you do say you listen to us. So you are familiar with the show a little bit? Yeah, a little bit. You are probably thinking, well, I'm going to go on a rock radio morning show. What do they know about vacuums? Cody and I freaking love vacuums. You have no idea. I have a vacuum handheld vacuum tattoo on my arm. Because of that vacuum where he vacuums in here every day.

My obsession with this. I have multiple carpet shampoers. I have multi. I love a clean. I love a clean. floor. I love a clean vacuum. Who does that, right? So we're on the same page, Greg. It might be my OCD obsession is vacuuming. While my dog is currently at my parents, I've been going back to my apartment every day and vacuuming

back and forth twice. And therapeutic. Yes. Oh, I love it. Oh, I love it. So Greg, you're a young fellow. You just turned 30, you said. How does a young guy like you get into vacuums? Of all things. So it's one of those things nobody really knows. It was a passion turned into a profession.

I tell people it's my God-given gift, use it to your advantage. It's one of those things. We're here to help whenever you're ready and need it. Take me back to young, Greg. What's your first vacuum? So my first vacuum was a toy dirt devil at about two years old. I remember those. A little red one.

Yep, yep, yep. I remember those. And my parents, I asked him, I said, what happened to it? And they said, we threw it out. You wore it out. I'm like, of course I did. So you got your little dirt devil. And I was like, I just assumed maybe Greg comes from a vacuum family.

Not necessarily a vacuum family, but a family that knows how to take interest and make it a business is what you're saying, right? Absolutely. So your dad does small engine repair and you're like, if I like vacuums, I can make a business out of it. Exactly. Because it's one of those things. People are like, how can you make a career out of vacuum cleaners? They said, do you have one? They said, of course I do.

Exactly. So does everybody else on your street. Yeah. So it's a household staple. Everybody has one. And it's crazy to see, too, because I'm a collector as well as someone in the business, how people relate to vacuums as well on top of it. and the stories behind grandma's vacuum, for example, on top of it. It's so cool.

Biggest deal that happened in our house growing up is that my mom spent the money on one of those rainbow vacuums. Are those a big deal? They are. They are. They still make them. So basically people love the water filtration. Yeah. It's the best way of putting it.

Yep, absolutely. That was like top two vacuum. Yeah, that was a big deal. Yeah, yeah. And they're an investment. And that's what I tell people, a good vacuum is an investment. You may not have to spend the money on a rainbow, but at the end of the day, you're investing in a good product.

but something that's going to last, and that's going to have a cleaner, healthier home as a result of that. So I'm not going to ask, I'm not going to ask you to sally any brands, but it feels like the, it feels like the shark brand is just everywhere. Yep. And you can get a million of those.

Are those any good? So shark is a bad word in our store. Tell me my, Greg. Oh, spill the tea. So shark, as we tell people, sharks belong in the ocean, not in your home. Hey, yeah! I told you, Greg's going to be my new.

We're going to us friends. We're hanging out after the show. Awesome. Go ahead. Tell me what. So, yeah, so basically the problem with, and this isn't just shark, but box store vacuums in general, we rely on this product in our homes. So why do we want something that's a true throwaway disposable product that isn't

designed to be fixed? People come in all the time and say, can you fix it? It's having this problem. I'm like, I'm sorry. I can't help you. And they said, well, can't you just fix it? I said, I'm sorry. I literally can't help you because they don't allow me to help you.

Really? Not designed to be fixed. is that throwaway. And people say they don't build stuff like they used to. And I said, have you heard of Cebo? Have you heard of Ricar? Have you heard of Meal? And they said, no.

And I said, exactly. I said, these are quality brands that we can get parts for and fix for any years to come. Cbo's going to last you 20 to 25. Oh, wow. So talk to me about some of your brands. Greg is here on behalf of Empire Vac. First, let people know where they can find you. Where's your location?

Yeah, absolutely. We're located in the fort. We just took over actually upstate vacuum on Erie Boulevard. Okay. The two businesses. We bought the building and the business to have a permanent home. We're located at 26, 28, Eerie Boulevard East, right in Syracuse, right across from the old Sam's Club location.

Because you make a good point, Greg. You want a vacuum, you go to Walmart, you go to, you know, Costco. You just pick up one of these big box vacuums because you think all vacuums are the same, but they're definitely not. Tell me why they're not. Well, I tell people, it comes down to a few different factors. I feel bad for customers when they come in, because the first thing we're going to do is ask a ton of questions.

Sure. You walk in and people like, do you self-action? Well, there's about 60 to 80 of them behind you that are for sale. And that gets overwhelming very quickly. Well, they're made for different people. They're made for different situations and things that they need to clean. So we're not just having you purchase a vacuum. We're tailoring the vacuum to what the customers needs are, getting the correct vacuum.

And if they need that extra attachment, we can make that suggestion to actually complete the package. So you're not even just buying a vacuum. You're buying a cleaning system. Sure. That makes sense. It's an investment, man. You want something that's going to work. So let me ask you about pets.

He and I both got pets. Yeah, white hair dogs. You go into the big box store. They're like, here's your pet vacuum or whatever. What's a good vacuum for that? So I'm going to go on that pet part real quick. I was in a dealer meeting. And with that, our national statistics, did you know it's like 70 to 80% more likely

that someone will buy a vacuum if it has the name pet or animal written on the front of it. It's all marketing. It's all marketing. I bet it would get me. And what it would get me. it comes down, do I tell people, any good vacuum is going to pick up that. That's one of the easiest things for a vacuum to pick up if it's a good quality machine. And that's where I tell people, it's one of those things is that if you want a good vacuum, you need a CBO. It's that

discussion. Recar comes up very quick as a second, though. They're both great brands for very different reasons at the same time. But the thing is, is that these are vacuels we're going to have, even as pet owners, for 15 to 20 years. Right. Right. The crazy part with that. Yeah, yeah. We're talking to Greg of Empire Vac. I, I, I know that it might be shocking how excited Cody Cody and I had to talk to Greg, but we're two vacuum fans. Is there like a name for

vacuum fans like VACNOTS or Vacu? There's a few different terms that get thrown around like I actually am a part of a national club. I'm a part of the vacuum cleaner collectors club. It is a national club anybody can join. The cool part is the conventions coming to

Syracuse next year. So we're hosting. We'll be there, thank you. Absolutely. So I'd love to have you. And on top of that this year I was actually elected president of the club as well on top of that. Correct. We can still... Tell people about your collection. You were telling us that you've got, I don't want people like, you know, raid in your house, but you got

some pretty collectible, pretty collectible Dyson's, right? Absolutely, absolutely. Don't worry. It's like Fort Knox around there. So, yep, you're all good. Because yeah, that's the thing is that it's a passion as well as a profession. That's how I got into the business side of it. So I own over 200 vacuums personally. People like, where do you keep? I said, we

remodeled our basement to be centered around vacuum closet. I said you should have seen me in the carpet store because the carpet was one thing style-wise, but I needed to make sure the vacuums worked on it. So it was a fun game of testing vacuums, bringing them in and testing them on different carpeting. But that's the thing is that, yeah, I have about 200 vacuble. I shared that down. I used to have about 800. Needed it more manageable. That's a lot of vacuaries. And people always ask, what do you specialize? And I said,

Electrolux I grew up with. Okay. That's kind of in my blood. It's one of my favorites. A lot of people know them locally, but the other most popular brand people know is Dyson. I have one of the rarest Dyson collections known to exist. And what makes them rare? So I have some models that are one of a kind. These are machines that can't be reproduced as like the first production machine for the U.S.

market off their assembly line I personally have. I have their 540th vacuum off their company production line in company history. Why is that number important? 540. So 540, like that model they only made a thousand of. Okay. That was like the first run of the company's vacuum. Wow.

Cool. This model, these are vacuum. Some of these aren't even U.S. machines. They're actually British vacu. They run on 220, not one-time voltage. Absolutely. All right. Listen.

I want to talk your ear off. So you're over at Empire Vacur on Erie Boulevard. What is the vacuum that you have in your home? So at the end of the day, I tell people, there's really two kinds of vacuum cleaners. You have portable vacuums, which I highly recommend CBO. I tell people don't take my word for it. Take my mom's word for it.

I said, I love vacuums. It's what I do. She is just a general consumer, but she's very honest when it comes to her vacuum. Mom's usually are, yes. And that's why when I was looking at my store location, I brought mom along to say, is this going to fit the bill?

At the end of the day, I just cut the check. So between her and my partner, Matt, the two of them are gold when it comes to that. They both love their CBO vacuum cleaners. end of discussion. But at the end of the day, is there a better solution than a portable?

Absolutely. It's called a central vacuum. People think that is a lost art. It's a lost product. I did. I didn't think they still did those. Absolutely, we are one of the only companies in Central York to offer service

and install built in vacuums or central vacuums in the home. And with that retractable hose or one of the big names, hide a hose, is become very popular because you don't carry the hose around anymore. You actually pull it out of the wall

to your vacuum. vacuuming and it sucks back into the wall when you're done. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, so that's really changing. And what I've learned is when people have central vacs in their home, the level of the quality of the clean of the home is so much higher that when I go back for service calls, the home is actually physically cleaner. I can walk in and see a difference.

And just talking to the customer is like, my kid doesn't sneeze anymore. When I'm done vacuum, there's no dust in the air. People ask why. He said it doesn't exhaust into the home. Yeah. So it's the big thing. That's fascinating because you're not getting like, and I'll see people who will say like I'm seeing in our chat,

these are really expensive vacuums. All right. So you're going to spend $200 every two years? Or you're going to spend more over 20 years? Because you're talking about repairs and servicing these models. Everybody goes to the box room buys a vacuum. That's not, that's a purchase. That's not an investment.

There's a big difference. And I just had this discussion with a woman yesterday. She came in not buying a vacuum cleaner for 24 years. She just had the same vacuum cleaner. She had an orek and she just got new carpeting. Her vacuum doesn't push on it anymore. It still works fine. And so we were there to help her tweak and tailor the right machine to her needs.

But at the end of the day, I tell people, are you going to spend on average a shark vacuum last two years? We pay $2 to $300 for it. So $250 on average every two years for a vacuum. So in a 10-year span, you've spent somewhere around, $1,200 on vacuums. The warranty on a CBO through my store that is a factory warranty is 10 years. Wow. The warranty alone is what you have spent in five years on vacuum. And you're getting a better clean with it. Absolutely. Much better clean. Absolutely. On average, most people are

spending $800 to $1,000 on a CBO and they are expensive. I'll be the first person to see that. But at the end of the day, you're protecting larger investments like going and buying that nice oriental carpet that you don't want your vacuum to destroy. You want it to maintain that larger. And what about hardwoods and like the laminar floors? Do you do anything with that? Absolutely. And that's the thing people say is, oh, I don't need a vacuum.

I don't have carpet in my house. I said, if you look how cleaning services clean homes, they don't sweep or dust mop floors. They vacuum them. If you call the hardwood floor refinishing guys, they're going to say you need a vacuum with a bare floor brush with horsehair bristles. because you're picking up the dirt.

You're not pushing it around and scraping it across your floor. You're actually picking it up and containing it. So you're going to have a cleaner home, but also protecting that larger investment that's very expensive. What's your take on the robot vacs, the Rumba's and stuff? Absolutely. Great question. So I tell people with Rumbuzz or robot vacuums in general,

they're great. It's one of those things is that service is a little tricky with them. I tell people don't spend $1,000 on one because parts may be hard to get for them. But at the end of the day, it's one of those things as someone who has three animals in their home. Granted, I used to have Rumba's I don't anymore. I love vacuuming. So I don't want something to do it before.

Yeah, I want to do it. For sure. But it's great as a home maintainer, something to run every day to sweep up the hair off the surface if you have animals and stuff or kids in the house. But just the problem I run into them with is they don't, or like, you have to pick up furniture. You have to prep you to run these vacuums. And I realized I was spending as much time. getting ready to use the vacuum as it would take me just to do it. Picking things about the floor, charging cables, all that stuff.

Absolutely, absolutely. Could come home for it to be under my couch. Go see our new best friend. Or in my case, it ran over dog poop and created it all over the floor, Greg. I've had them come in before. Absolutely. Listen, go see my new best friend, Greg, over at Empire Vac. Empire Vac LLC on Facebook.

The website will be up pretty soon. But you're doing content all the time. You're making videos for people, right? Absolutely, trying to upload about once a week. I remember that's the thing. Just educate people. Educate people on a good vacuum. Great to meet you, man.

Thank you for coming in. I appreciate it. That's an omelet. No, I want you to put it in it when you make it. It's an omelet. What am I talking about? Good morning. It's K. Rock.

Here's an argument I had with my youngest yesterday. Okay. So I get home from work. And he goes, can you make me some breakfast? I'm like, you can make yourself breakfast. Yeah. Oh, sure.

What would you like? I like the way you do it better. He goes, he goes, I want ham and cheese and scrambled eggs. And I go, so you want like a ham and cheese omelet? No, I don't want an omelette. I go, so what do you want? So what do you want to make scrambled eggs?

And then I put them in the pan and then I want you to add cheese and ham. So scrambled eggs but with just ham and cheesy eggs with ham? And I go, so like it's all going to be combined? Uh-huh. And I go, that's an omelet. It's not an omelet. I don't want an omelet. So can you help me understand what he's saying?

I get what he's saying. Yeah. I do it all the time, but I don't put meat in it, but just he wants scrambled eggs. While you're doing making the scramby eggs, then you put the cheese in there. And then also while you're putting the cheese in there, you put the ham in there, and then you keep making scramby eggs. Is that not an omelet? Do I not know what an omelet is?

No, omelets get flipped like once. You put the stuff in, like you let the thing kind of cook. Like you pour the bag, like you're going to make scramby eggs. And now all your eggs are in the thing. And then you let it cook for a little bit. You don't touch it. You don't scramie it, and then you put your ingredients in the little spot, and then you kind of got to do the-fold it.

You got to fold it. Don't scrambley anymore. Done-d-d-scraming. So he wants a frittata is what you're saying? You have to fold in the ham. What does that mean fold? You just fold it in. Just fold it.

But yes, yeah. Scrambees is your scrammian. I just always assumed an omelet was scrambled eggs with things in it, and that's it. No, that's-but-you're saying it's an egg pocket. You're done scramian basically. In the bowl with omelets. You know what I'm saying? Scramby eggs, you're scrambling the whole time.

Okay. Omelet, you scrammy to start, then you just give her a little flipsky. Then it's basically it's like a pancake. It was a 10-minute who's-on-first conversation that I couldn't get out of because he kept saying, no, I want you to make scrambled eggs and then put ham and cheese in it. Yeah. And mix it all together. And I go, that's an omelet.

No, it's not an omelet. Because I do the cheese like that with the scramby eggs. I just don't put the meat. in there. And I did. Everybody's saying, I said, why don't you make it then?

Well, why don't you go make it then? Oh. But the way you do it tastes better. It's such a catch-22 because these teenagers can do all their things

they need to do on their own. Yeah. But also I'm a sap and I like that they need me for things still because they're going to leave me and never talk to me again. I just know that. They're going to move out of the house

and I'm going to see him again. No. You can't. So when they're like, Dad, can I get an ice water? Sure, Bod. You need your daddy. You can see from someone like me that, no, you're still going to.

Yeah. I owe him an apology then today. He wanted a ham and cheese frittata apparently. I thought frittata was like vegetables and stuff in it. Yeah, that's where it's everything. Vegetables. I just think a mother's covered frittata when I think of a frittata. Yeah, no, that's where it's like just everything.

All right. Kid was right. I admit when I'm wrong, he was right. I was wrong. I just didn't have the words he was looking for. I guess I didn't know what an omelette was. When I go to a diner and get an omel, I just assume they're back there mixing it all.

all up in the bowl or whatever. Yes. Then, but not with the cheese and the, in the ham to start. Yeah, it might not be either. Katie's right. It might just be a scramble,

like a, like a meaty scramble. Yeah, that's what I mean. He doesn't want a fritton. He could be inviting it. He's making his own thing, I think. He wanted scrambled eggs with cheese with ham. Yeah. That's what I think you're right.

And we could, I was dead set on the term omelette. He was debating that. And then here we are. Didn't matter anyways. Now you know. Didn't matter anyways. I finished my two beers and stormed out of the house. You threw it at the wall?

Get out of here. Yeah, I'll make you an armada, all right. Campers! This is your schedule of events for the remainder of the day. Hold, hold on what? Go ahead. Inside thing. What even is that black gunpowder that comes from the...

But where is that? I think it's because of the threads and the other threads have been rubbing on each other. I mean, think of how we manhandle these mics. It's just so weird. You just see piles of gunpowder. Yeah, it's like graphite. Whatever this medal is, I'm sure it's killing us. I'm sure it's putting some kind of...

I was just tried to wipe it off of the counter, and it's like a stain. And I'm like, so that's just us breathing that. It's in our lungs, bud. Something's taking us down. I don't know what. I don't know what. All right. All right.

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