The Show - MARCH SADNESS
Episode Date: March 26, 2026If you’re not an Emo fan, go ahead & skip right past this one because this one is for the Elder Emo’s!...
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26, 2026, here by our Lord, thank you for joining us.
Yo, 26, 26, 26, Bob.
What, dude.
What's crappin' how are you guys doing?
Oh, we well, yes.
Yo, that means tomorrow's going to be 27, 26.
Yeah, dude, right?
Messes meat up.
You know, you know what's funny than 26?
6.7? I don't know what?
27.
It, yes.
I don't know that joke, but they do it on SpongeBob,
and everyone laughs their ass off.
What's funnier than 26?
20, there's a, it's a number joke.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The kids get that.
The kids thought that was hilarious.
They're like, wrong number.
Wrong number.
Wrong number, skibbitty toilet.
I don't understand the joke.
I don't either.
SpongeBob makes about being 25 being funnier than 24.
Yep, he goes, hey, hey, pantry, you know what's funnier than 24?
And then he goes, what?
And he goes, 25!
And then they lose their damn minds.
They stink.
At least people on Reddit think it's because Cartoon Network used to be on channel 24,
and Nickelodeon was on channel 25.
Hence, what's funnier than 24 is 25.
But that wouldn't be the same everywhere.
Yeah, because mine wasn't.
Mine was 31 or something.
And then it was like 34.
Oh, man.
Let me think if I can remember that.
Yeah, Nickelodeon was 34.
Discovery was 34.
32.
Common Central was 50.
Yeah.
Yeah.
History Channel was 62.
So I don't, I can't, I can't, I can't go with that one.
I don't watch any of the sports ones.
Those are the most, those are my most watched.
Oh, MTV was 28 and then VHN was, VH1 was 29.
Yes, because.
And then 30 was Silkstockings.
Like 80, because USA was 31.
USA was 31.
45 was TNT because of wrestling.
Yep.
TBS 16
Atlanta Braves
Yep
21 FX
Oh yeah
Depending where you were 15
HBO
Oh we don't have HBO
No
No
Just that's what it was
Because it was on
You'd see it on the
The guide there
We had 3 5 and 9
But yeah but that
PBS was 10 right
Was that number 10
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Happy Thursday
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Tonight
I'd at 7.
Tell you all about that.
Or I hope you stay standing for the entire day.
Why?
It's a preemptive strike to not sit down.
Every time I sit down, apparently, I fall asleep for other, like, Rapunzel or sleeping beauty.
Oh, Lifetime was Channel 30, like the Lifetime movies.
Because that made the sense.
The transition from 29 to 30 was an easy mom back and forth.
Yep.
Mom could watch her VH1 Bon Jovi videos.
Yep.
And then also get a lifetime true story.
Mm-hmm.
A little picture and picture.
Mm-hmm.
51 Cartoon Network coming in
Yep, we all remember our numbers.
See?
Yeah, Cody sat down apparently yesterday
and just rested his eyes for a minute.
I put my legs up to digest my food.
Good, what was the food?
Chicken and Tatoes.
Nice, good combo.
I did burgers last night.
Very proud of my burgers.
I was going on when I was like,
there'll be the other days of it.
Some blackstone stuff.
It's all going to make candy some of it.
So you sit down, what's your best guess of time frame?
It was like six, early six something when I swung my legs up because an episode of some rant like Bob's burgers or something just started.
Sure.
So I swung my legs up.
And then all of a sudden I was that, you know, that awesome mover, you're facing the couch.
Yeah.
The back of the couch.
Yes.
You roll into the couch for ultimate napping.
So I open my eyes and I'm doing that.
And I'm like, whoa, whoa.
I out loud and went, oh, careful with that.
It can't be doing that.
And I rolled back over and, like, stood up.
And it was not, when I looked and I was like, it is dark.
And I looked at my phone and it said like 10.50 something on it.
And I just went, what?
And Elsa was sitting just kind of like, just on the floor staring at me like,
maybe we, you popped me outside real quick.
He fell asleep for five hours.
Yeah, that was it.
A sleepy boy.
So then could you fall back asleep?
you took Elsa out?
Yeah, I was, I was like, just go right back.
Just put your, I was like, I was like, I'll just have to take quick pee, and then we're
going to go right straight bad time.
So you essentially got like 10 or 11 hours of sleep last night.
Right, and it's like the opposite.
Now I feel sleepy.
You do?
Can you slept too much?
Because I got more than my four hours.
That's the problem when you get.
Your body just needed it, man.
When you start the week out with the stupid basketball, not getting over till midnight on Sunday.
Well, you're going to have a bad time today because it's a lot of baseball and then a lot
a basketball.
The basketball is what's going to get me.
You don't care about the baseball?
No.
You're braves?
I'll watch like little bits, but it'll be on during the day.
You know, maybe I'll pop a nap if need be just to try to counteract us to having to
stay up until midnight.
Absolutely because of those games.
Dude, you time traveled.
Those are the best.
You time traveled.
I absolutely time traveled because there's no way, bro.
I'm telling you, it was instantaneous where I'm sitting on the couch.
Kick your feet up and you were out.
Yep.
And I just, I was doing this move.
Yeah.
Just like this.
Watching TV, just resting.
The arms crossed.
Next thing I knew.
It was this.
Dude, I love it.
My arms are still crossed.
I love it.
Taxline says it was a glitch in the simulation.
You just glitched out.
Yep.
No, I love it, dude.
Look up.
It was like, oh.
After something about that.
No.
Did your, was there like 30 panic attacks from people?
Your mother or anybody looking for you?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, Cody. I'm sending you the police.
Where's the police?
Well, once they get to, obviously, Cocoa Pops will talk about that.
We're going to do our March sadness bracket today.
Brought to you by Fiscal Electric.
That will be coming up.
Trying to find a photo of this before I play the clip, and I can't find it yet.
What?
Well, I believe that everybody has a chance to redeem themselves.
But once you're arrested for the 98th time, maybe something's got to be, I don't, maybe, maybe a free life ain't for you, bud.
That's wild.
See, that's like those like, you see that with unfortunately homeless people and stuff like that.
Yeah.
There's nothing.
That's just their life.
Getting arrested.
Being in jail.
They're getting out.
Yeah, there's no photo of it because even this article says that they'd like to see what they're talking about.
All right, here's the article.
All right, so we're in Florida.
No, we're in Washington State.
We're in Washington State.
What?
Where a man was arrested for the 98th time.
This time, it was for theft.
and drugs.
But he also had, and this is what I want to see, in the report it said, quote,
a custom bong device built into his dashboard so he could smoke drugs while driving.
Coco, do not.
No, do not.
That's still illegal.
But I want to know what that looks like.
Right?
But again, what do we always say?
If you use that for good instead of evil, look how innovative you are, sir.
You don't need to keep getting popped.
You could be doing good things.
Show me your hands.
Turn around.
Stay right there.
Do not move.
If you move, force will be used against you.
Yeah.
If you run, you're going to get tased and bit by a dog.
Do you understand?
Apparently, that is one of the things he broke.
One law he broke.
He ran?
So we got paid by the dog?
No, the building a custom bong into your dash is illegal.
Yeah.
You can't, you can't.
No.
That was one of the charges.
Oh, man.
The unidentified man.
and his female, who was just in the passenger seat.
Bon car.
You go take the bon car?
Got pulled over.
You heard the guy trying to run, getting a little bit of trouble.
That's hilarious.
At one point, he was driving 100 miles an hour.
This Ford F-150.
Truck was abandoned on the side of the road.
Truck was searched.
They found thousands of dollars worth of stolen merchandise.
Meth.
Heroin.
No.
Damn.
And that custom bong device built into the dashboard that we'd really like to see what
what they're doing.
Not that I condone this behavior,
but that guy's got a good drug dealer.
To have all that?
Look at everything he's got.
Or maybe he's the dealer,
and he's just driving around with all that stuff.
Which then he is a bad drug dealer.
To get busted.
Yeah.
I'm like, what does he have that's thousands of dollars in merchandise?
Probably from other.
That's from numerous businesses.
You know, but I wonder what.
Like, I just don't.
It adds up to a thousand dollars.
I don't know if there's any rehabilitating this guy.
No.
After 98 arrests, man.
He doesn't get it.
He is a lost cause.
I'll give you two or three, and that's being generous.
And you don't know.
Is there something about him?
Is there a mental health thing with him?
I just think he likes crime.
Yeah, he's just...
I didn't think he likes crime.
Is he just a douchebag?
Said that, uh...
Yeah, are we sure it's not Florida?
No, I'm sure.
Washington.
Is it like Washington County, Florida?
He's been booked on multiple charges before, including dewees, alluding, possession of
narcotics.
Yeah.
He's also facing those retail theft charges out there.
Suspect did not appear in court on March 24th.
Bro, you're just really not good at this.
No, that's one of those you see that you're like, what are you doing?
Like, you suck at drug dealing.
All right.
You suck at drug dealing.
You keep getting busted.
You're blowing off court appearances.
You're going on police chases.
I recognize people need their meth, but come on now.
Wicked ladies, man.
No, I bet.
Oh, I bet whoever that lady was in the passenger seat was the hottest chick you've ever seen.
Sidney Sweeney's next to him.
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You were telling the people here in Twitch and YouTube, obviously, streaming on those
links, that you did go to 13 curves last night with your ghost app and you only got a couple
things.
During the day.
During the day.
Yeah.
During the day.
It might be different.
You never know.
Yeah.
I mean, if you can make of it what you will, and it's fun to mess with those apps to, you
know, get it to do what you want.
and I asked, you know, what, where we were, or like, what, let me go back to the, what, like, what the name was and where we were and everything.
At first, it said nothing safe to where we were.
And you reassured it.
We are safe.
We're fine.
It's fine.
You know, there's nothing going on here.
And then I asked, like, what was the name of the area?
What's your name?
Who is?
Who's here?
Do you have a name?
And it came back, Olga.
Olga?
But there is no name for the bride.
Oh, you look that up?
There was no.
There's no no, it's not like a thing.
And then I asked, oh, if you were the bride that died here, how did you die?
Okay.
And it's an aortic dissection, which is like a tearing of the...
It's a real thing, but also that sounds pretty like a heart attack, like heartbreak, you know?
Right.
Which, you know, as a bride, she's walking around because she's looking for her dead husband.
That sounds like a broken heart to me.
And then I just scanning around and asked, well, where are?
are we and it jokingly said Rockville.
Because it decides they're going to, it's not summertime yet.
Yeah, so there's rocks everywhere, sure.
Our side of those mountains there.
Sure.
So that was neat.
That was, it was fun.
But on the way back, it didn't say anything.
Well, the newest trend, speaking of marriages and brides,
are engagement trips instead of engagement rings.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
God damn professional.
I'm so good at this.
It's just, bring all the awards right in here, put them on the table.
Taking them with me.
65% of people say that engagement rings have evolved from a symbol of love to a financial burden.
Okay.
So they would rather pass on the expensive ring and go on an engagement trip together.
Oh.
Sure.
If you don't care about rings, I don't care about rings.
I have a wedding band, but I only wear this silicone one.
Right?
I would do the time ever arose.
My hands and my fingers are too little and pudgy for rings, so they look hilarious.
hilarious. So I would just do like
a little tattoo or something. Yeah, I would do
a tattoo for my wife.
Just, you put like
their initials on your stupid finger
or something. That way, if anything ever happens,
you could easily cover up that. I don't have much room there.
Again, I have toddler size hands. My wife occasionally
wears her rings, but it doesn't affect,
I don't care if she doesn't. And I have
my silver wedding band that's in a drawer
because I was afraid of de-gloving.
And then I went and bought these
silicone bands that
apparently I'm into some other thing. I don't
know about. No, that would be my other option if I did, would be something like that.
Those are cool. Just the non... Don't go on TikTok because they'll tell you. What does it mean?
It means you're like a swinger again. I'm a double swinger. Well, you're, you have an upside
down pineapple on you. But it's like any... It's always in the comments. Oh, always with the black
wedding band. Like, what am I doing wrong? I don't know. I'm sure because they, it means something to
them. You can't have everything, swingers. You can't have pineapples, black wedding bands, fuzzy things.
Loufas.
Lufas, you don't get it all.
They get it all.
He ordered cheese sticks.
Swinger, he's a swinger.
Wait, wait.
What?
Wait.
With Marinero?
Oh my God!
You guys!
Yeah, right?
Oh, my God.
Relax, swingers.
Get like one thing.
You get your pineapples.
Did you?
What?
Is that your car?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Black Bolt's why I got.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe it.
That's the number.
Number one carvers winger.
Now, this is crazy.
They say people are spending $15 grand on engagement rings.
Wow.
I guess if you've got the money, sure.
Yep.
I can believe that 100%.
100%.
And most people surveyed about when it comes to that kind of money said,
would you rather get a ring or would you rather go on a trip?
And most are like, I'd rather go on a trip.
That sounds way more fun.
$15,000 on a trip would be a good-ass trip too.
Well, then you obviously don't have to spend.
15,000.
You couldn't just have a really good trip knowing that, you know, money isn't an issue even though.
Yes, it is.
But 25% of people who were then surveyed and said they'd rather just get, like you said, a matching tattoo or do the silicone thing like I do.
This was $5 at Walmart.
Boom, done.
Half of younger Americans say they feel more pressure from social media and society to have an expensive engagement ring than from their own family or partner.
Don't do things for the internet.
No.
Do things for you.
Yeah.
Who cares what other people think?
Yep.
Doesn't matter.
Don't worry about how big and fancy your wedding is because you want to impress others.
If you want a big fancy wedding, do what you want to do.
Right.
Don't worry about what others are saying.
Yeah.
Who course?
My friend Jennifer had a big expensive wedding.
I want one too.
You don't need one.
If you want one, go do you, boo.
Yeah.
But don't feel pressured because other ones are doing it, you know?
No, because I really like the trip idea.
That's wicked fun.
Go on a trip, man.
Hell yeah.
There's a lot.
I mean, imagine how much fun you'd have up at an old Ford.
If you brought up 10K.
Bro, the things you...
Run that goddamn down.
You bring 10 grand to hole for.
And then people carrying me up to the water slide.
Wow!
Let's go!
You'd be like...
I lost to reference.
You'd be like macho man coming in on his thing.
Coming in on his thing.
And they'd be dragging you not Miss Elizabeth with you?
It's my waterside.
Yeah.
It'd be like
that John Goodman character in that movie
where all of a sudden I'm king.
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
King Ralph?
King, yep. King Ralph?
We talk about King Ralph briefly.
Here I am. King Ralph.
Dude, I think 10 grand. I think you all.
I think you're...
That's it. I think you're the king of
King of Old Warge.
100.9-1065 K-Rock.
We're in Twitch complaining
about our debit and credit card.
Good morning, this is K. Rock.
I'm saying that my whole financial construct was disabled by me being confused by a text message in the middle of the night.
And Power texted me, are you trying to renew a Netflix subscription?
And it was like three in the morning.
And I go, what?
No, I'm not doing that.
I was doing that.
But by the time I called the bank, they'd already cut my card into a million pieces and froed it in a fireplace.
We froed it in a fire.
put it into Lake.
So I had to get a new card and all that.
But it is ridiculous how you said that you could be in Jersey getting gas at 3 a.m.
And they're like, cool.
They don't even care.
But Netflix the same day as it always is.
And I'm half asleep, not knowing what they're asking me.
And I'm like, oh, no, someone stole my card.
And of all the things to do with a stolen card is to get Netflix.
Well, they do that thing where they're like, let's just see our all.
Let's try to get Netflix real quick.
Then we'll buy a car.
Yeah.
So I panic.
So I panicked.
and then it threw everything off, so all my auto payments went off.
And Cody was saying he got an alert when he was in Texas.
And if you don't remember, I know they're probably different cards,
but Cody's credit card man is his AI credit card helper.
Yep, the Discover card guy is.
He's a Southern gentleman.
Hey.
Hey, bud.
Hey, welcome back.
Are you at Jugs in Dallas, Texas right now?
Are you at Jugg?
Oh, I am, matter of fact.
You trying to get a lamp dance?
Yeah, I am.
Why?
Hey, no problem then, bud.
Go ahead and approve.
Let's see.
Is you going to say something?
Thanks for calling Discover.
Oh, it's not that.
Just so you know, this call may be monitored and recorded,
and your voice may be used for verification.
Is that Southern manager?
Oh, Prima, El Numero dos.
Speak English!
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, do.
Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
No, I said it because I said, hey, because I don't understand.
But here, you're looking to make a call or abatement.
Thanks for calling to discover.
It's good that you get those alerts.
I'm not mad about it.
But no, it was my fault for being asleep and not knowing what was going on in the time.
It was just funny.
Are you trying to take money out for a little bit of Dallard in Fort Worth?
Yes.
Yeah.
Trying to get a hundred bucks out for a lap dance.
All right.
Well, all right.
Listen to me.
Gross, you, sinner.
Coming up in the 7 o'clock hour, we're about that a lot of fun.
Today and tomorrow, we are doing our March sadness brackets.
We are breaking down emo songs.
I know a lot of you don't like emo, so I'm sorry, but this is kind of for us.
We're going to enjoy this.
I've got, we're down to the sweet 16, so I've got 32 emo songs lined up coming up here in the 7 o'clock hour.
It's a good list.
I worked really hard on it.
Of actual, like, good song.
Thank you.
I worked hard on it.
A couple of them I haven't heard in a really long time.
I like the region.
And I have the four regions.
We will get into the regions.
We will go head to head.
Now, here's how it's going to work.
There's no prize.
We're just doing this for fun.
Fun times.
Thanks to our friends at Fisk Electric, proudly to present, proudly to present, presenting the March
Sadness bracket.
I think we'll get
we'll get sweet
what does it go down?
Sweet 16 today.
Elite eight.
And then tomorrow we'll do
Elite eight Final Four and then the champ.
Oh,
and then the champ.
Because we'll do 16 matchups today
and then probably a bunch of whatever.
So,
elder emoes,
you're in for a treat
because we're about to do a lot of emo music
here on the air.
How you play along for funsies
is you get in our Twitch chat,
twitch.tv.tv.
slash K-Rock C&Y.
Come here.
And it's going to go kind of rapid fire.
I told Coco he's got to have his quick fingers on today.
Oh, my.
Ah, hi, goodness.
He's going to put up a poll, and you guys in Twitch chat, vote for the song you like more.
Yep.
And that one will advance.
The winner will advance.
And we'll do that time and time again for about the next hour.
And then tomorrow we'll do it for another hour and boom.
Like that.
Pull.
No, you better do the thing, don't you.
I did it.
Pull.
No, he does.
Did I do it?
He's already screwing up.
Oh, God.
I did it.
We're in trouble, folks.
And it is time to kick off.
our March sadness bracket
presented by Fisk Electric
It's for the elder emo's out there
We have taken
32 emo songs
and matched them up
in four different regions
We'll be competing
In the Hollister region
In the Hot Topic region
In the Gatsukes region
There we go
And the Spencer's region
Do you have a favorite?
Do you have a favorite region?
I like the Hot Topic.
region because it's louder and darker.
Okay. But the Spencer's region
was initially named
the Borders Books and Gifts region,
but I feel like not enough people knew who Borders was.
So I renamed it the Spencer's region.
I like Spencers region.
But the Spencer's region is more for
like, it's a lot of
my favorites are in the Spencer's region.
So, buckle up.
The way it works. Buttercup.
You're going to jump at our Twitch chat. Twitch.tv.tv.combe
C-N.Y. Make an account.
Free to make an account. Sign up. Follow us.
And you will vote on the pull.
You'll vote.
We will put two songs head to head and you're going to vote.
Can I do vote?
You're going to vote.
So for our first matchup, all right?
I vote Obama.
I vote Obama.
Why?
Hello?
All right.
First matchup.
Let me know when to hit start poll.
I have it ready to go.
Yeah, when should I activate poll?
Like right when you start talking about it?
Because if, you know.
So let's start the first band.
You can start it.
Yeah.
Okay.
A one seed taking on an eight seed, folks.
I mean, this is the Duke of Emo songs.
Go ahead, Cody.
Start poll.
Poll started.
Okay.
Current region.
Highlster region.
First game up.
My chemical romance.
Welcome to the Black Parade.
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a good one seed, man.
It's a good one seed.
That's a real good one seed.
Yep.
But it, uh, I like how, uh, you want chalk.
It's a cream.
crazy how the Sweet 16 is all chalk.
Yeah?
Because they happen to be playing an eight seed.
Vote on the poll.
Now, some of you may disagree with the seating.
The seating is just fun.
It's just silly.
Yeah, it's for fun.
Oh, early lead for My Chemical Romance right now.
Against the eight seed of...
Your mom.
My chemical romance will be taking on an eight.
seed. Wow, you're doing it almost
halfway through the pole. That's pretty smart. Look at that.
Taking Back Sunday.
You almost did that exactly halfway through the pole.
What one are you picking?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
My chemical romance is taking on, taking back Sunday.
It's tied. I'm kind of going.
If Taking Back Sunday knocks out my chemical romance in the first round, dude, a one seed?
Right.
I like this song.
I'm doing chemical romance too.
Okay.
I voted too.
I think it's just too big.
It's too big of a song.
It's out to, much like these games,
it gets tied for a little bit,
but now the powerhouse of the number one seed
starts to come through a little.
All right.
Because my chemical romance is out to a lead here of 11.
Looks like my chemical romance will be advancing
overtaking back Sunday.
But it is, hold on, hold on, no, hold on.
Last minute of course.
You never know.
You never know.
No, it's going to be a...
All right.
So, all right.
Very good.
We now advance in the Hollister region
to a four seed taking out a five seed.
Do you have time to do it?
Can you start typing a new pole when there's one already up?
It's just going to do that and this one ended.
All right, so I'll try to vamp.
Toasty, I told you.
Stop worrying about the seeds.
The seeds are part of the joke.
There is no real seeds.
Okay?
A four seed taking on a five seed.
Some may argue both of these could be one seed.
but fuzz's brackets already busted.
That's it.
That's it.
Four seed.
Dashboard Confessional.
Boom.
There we go.
Oh, I forgot I had to do it.
There we go.
It's up.
It's up.
Pulls up.
I didn't put the region.
We're still in the Hollisor region, so we know that.
Dashboard Confessional will be taking on the used.
But this one, though, man.
I mean, this is an emo staple.
This is a, but I mean.
this against the next one, which is like one of the
best emo songs.
I know!
There's not a word that I comprehend.
I'm just letting them play for a little bit. Do you think two minutes is good or do you want to go to one minute? No, I like it because it gives like a minute for each song. Okay. It's getting close to almost halfway. So that's...
Jump in Twitch and get your vote heard.
It's a lot of controversy.
Marissa already saying that
Taking MacSunday is way more emo than Mike M.
Oh, boss lady says, oh, all right.
Her bracket busted.
All right.
Now, taking on
I mean, an iconic song.
Yes.
Yeah.
Right.
Nice.
I'm good at this.
That was a good.
I'm good at this.
All right.
That's what,
Hughes is crushing it.
Use?
Yeah, all right.
Hughes is crushing it right now.
I'm not surprised by that.
Dashboard is like what you envisioned as emo,
but this song, come on.
Yep.
All right, I'll circle on the used here.
Youth advances.
Yep.
In our March sadness, Fisk Electric bracket.
Nope, there we're going to.
I'm just enjoying the music.
You don't got to worry about it.
Tell me when you're ready and I'll move on.
I'm good.
Remaining here in the Hollister region, a three-seat taking on a sixth seed.
Again, some of these will be controversial.
Some of you true emo nerds, I know Marissa's a true emo nerd, will call out some of these songs.
The way I picked these songs, these are the 32 best-selling emo songs of like that era.
Okay, I like that.
I think I've gone back to the 80s and got real deep an emo, but this is like 2002 to like 2008, basically.
Listen, this one's going to cut deep a little for some of you.
But not every one of your favorites gets to make it into the big dance.
Exactly!
Ain't that right Syracuse fans?
Oh, I got them.
I got them.
I got them.
Number three, a three seed, start pole.
Paramore will be taking on Jimmy Eat World, both very popular men's.
Yes.
But for the emo part of you, I personally would say,
Paramore is
probably more of a Jimmy
Earl
Jimmy Moore was more
like a pop rock
but he was
that band was part
of that emo face
I'll say
but that's a top
choice man
because these guys
would go on tour together
I don't know if they did
I love both bands
honestly equally
No I like
Paramar
huge lead already
The song is
is just a banger though
Cal Bell
this is the hardest
bracket I've ever been a part of
I know
It's the March sadness bragging.
It's probably their best sounding.
Yeah.
Killing them.
Killing it.
They don't even know yet that they're going up again.
Take it out this?
Almost you're close again.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying it.
I'm watching it.
It's impressive.
We're professionals here, believe it or not.
I'm going to, even with them less than a minute left.
I think because Jimmy World got so much exposure, people don't think it's emo.
That's fine.
Yep.
The next one
I mean it was on 93Q for God's sake
You know
Next one's gonna blow people's balls out of the pants
This is
Can you anyone?
And I want to assure you guys
As we get deeper in the regions
By the time we make it to the Spencer's region
You're gonna be hearing songs
You have not heard in a very long time
Alright Paramore's gonna advance
Buy a lot, Coco
Go ahead and get the next poll ready
Yeah, I can't
I just wait for a 10
I just tried I thought it might let me
But yeah wow
Land Slide
That one so far as the biggest one.
I'm impressed.
This is going to be a tough one, too.
Yes.
Especially for purists, emo purists.
Yep.
A two seed taking on a seventh seed.
We'll start here.
Jump in our Twitch chat to vote on yours.
Twitch.tv.com.
These guys, like, carried the emo tours.
They were the biggest band in the world for a minute.
They're still really big, aren't they?
Oh, yeah, they're huge.
But just there was that.
Little chunk.
Yeah.
Do people not remember this next emo banger?
They're going to remember this next song.
This next emo banger?
Taking on this one.
What?
I think I've never created an account as I was so fast.
We're so happy to have it here.
It's just mashed buttons.
Fallout Boy taking on Hawthorne Heights, guys.
I mean, we're talking emo songs here.
Guys, we're talking emo.
We're talking emo.
Little come back off sudden.
I don't know.
It stopped.
I've heard this song in forever.
Forever.
How's it looking?
It keeps trying to take little jumps, but I think Fall Out.
Ball Out.
I'm going to help Hawthorne a little and give him a vote.
I love this song, but again, it's Fall Out Boy.
So, all right.
Let me let this play for a second.
I like the middle of this song better.
But, yeah, Fall Out Boy is winning.
Got that one guy in the band that's like,
But I want to start.
We're not really going to do screaming, though, bud.
No, let's scream.
There you go, Dave.
You scream, thanks.
Oh, I was going to say Dave, too.
Good for us.
All right, Dave.
All right, good.
Fall Out Boy advances.
Are we going right down to the bottom?
I'm going to do two regions.
Yeah, I'm going to do two regions.
Yeah, I'm going to do two regions.
Now we're going to go to the hot topic region, Cody, with his fast fingers over there
as we continue to play our March Sadness Bracket here, brought you by Fisk Electric.
We are putting emo songs head to head.
Boom, done.
Start, Paul.
Okay.
This is where I know I'm going to get yelled that, because this did come in as a one seed.
I think a lot of people say, that's a one seed?
I'll throw a brand new up as a one seed.
Brand new.
Yeah.
The quiet things that no one ever knows.
I'll say the thing that real emo say, true emo, put these guys up at the top, I bet.
What a good song.
That's like that guy's playing the talk.
All right, Tosie says, hard to beat.
We saw the western coast.
I saw the hospital.
This is the only, this is the only, I had other brand new songs in there, but I don't want to double up bands.
So this was the one that made it.
But I agree.
I agree.
I like all the ones better than this one.
Yeah.
Again, not your favorite team's not always going to make it in.
Yep.
You're right.
Right.
I didn't take Yukon out like UCLA.
Let's see.
What do we did?
I didn't even see the early.
Wow.
Okay, now we got ourselves a contest here.
Taking on.
I think I picked this one, though.
You do?
Maybe.
Jamie all over by May Day Parade.
It's so emo.
Well, I thought this was K Rock.
What I thought you were?
Wow.
Let's get your vote in.
This is a close one.
It went from Tide to May Day Parade.
Could have upset the one seat.
Served a one seat anyways.
Parade with the victory.
All right.
All right.
Now we're going to get into.
This is the hot topic region, so there's going to get some loud ones, all right, guys.
All right?
I really like this next.
Tell me when you're ready with the poll, and I'll kick this one off here as we are doing our March sadness bracket on K-Rock.
Get your votes in on Twitch.com.
C&Y.
Oh, hold on.
I spelled that wrong.
Okay.
I can start it.
Good to go.
Yeah, yeah, you're good.
I'm ready.
Because these are two that I really like.
Senses fail.
Coming into the 4C.
on a five seed
Say a
Oh, I really like both of them.
It's not a fake, mom!
Can you get those for me?
Oh.
Whatever dude.
Why can't I just hold it true?
This is a hard one.
I don't know who I picked.
I want to hear the next song first.
Because I really like that song.
I'm this band.
Yeah, I like these guys, man.
Early lead, though.
I think some people might not remember Seyosen.
Taking on seven years by Seyosen.
Such an emo voice.
This is an emo voice.
Emo voice.
And the lyrics.
Census failed. Big lead right now in Twitch.
Yeah. I am too.
I pushed them a little. I like them.
A little comeback.
Lost Horizon band from back in the day.
Census fail, taking them down.
Yeah, I, oh, man.
I know I voted for Texas fail, but now I want to vote.
Sayerson.
All right.
I like it with this song.
We got two more matchups before a commercial break in this region.
All right, when you're ready for that poll, Cody.
I can start this one because I love this song.
Yeah, I'm like two seconds away.
Three-seed, A-Fi will be taking on a six-seed Silverstein.
That's much shame.
I mean, for Emo's sales.
This is, but Silverstein is one of my favorite bands.
I really like them.
I gave him my boat.
You might not remember them.
Give me a couple seconds here and I'll play them for it.
They might not.
No, this is a rough one.
Showgirl, 420.
It's a rough one.
I know, there's some rough matchups.
I'm sorry.
I know it's for fun.
What is it?
Three versus a six?
Yeah.
He's a singer, he's fun.
Yeah, he's a lot of fun.
What Davies is his name?
I love Davey.
Yeah, he's fun.
All right.
That is up against this.
AFI out to a big lead.
Yeah, they're killing them.
I'd like to go back and watch this and see if the first song I play gets more votes.
At the start, it wasn't.
Okay.
I think they're just, they're such bangers.
Yeah.
The first one there have been such bangers.
But, again, they will then face each other.
So don't forget that, guys.
One more matchup before commercial break.
Get your vote in right now.
It looks like AFI is going to take down Silverstein.
That one's going to be tough.
Wow, yeah, they got a lot of votes over Silverstein on that.
They got a lot of votes.
Wow.
This is going very well.
Thank you for all your participation, everybody.
Jump and chat if you want to vote.
You can be late to work today, everybody.
I know that you have to go to work, but come on now.
Right.
Last matchup and then we'll go to commercial break.
Oh, I forgot about that band.
Right?
The Panic is playing.
We're going to start getting a lot of these.
I forgot about that bands as we get deeper into the regions.
I definitely did.
A number two seed
Panic at the Disco
Taking on a number seven seed
Armor for Sleep
Oh
I like that noise
Pues in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No I can't help but to hear
In exchanging of words
What a beauty
What a beauty
Whamacking them all right
Yeah
Wait to vote before you
Well this thing was that
This song was a hit.
It's still huge.
This is like, I, it's up against a sienna in this one because armor for sleep, a lot of people don't know that.
No, and this is almost a number one seed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The problem is they lost the conference tournament.
Yeah.
The committee didn't like what they saw.
No, they're like, all right, sorry.
All right, this is taking on a seven seed.
Some of you may not even remember this band.
No, I forgot all about them.
Forgot.
I'm gonna give them a vote.
Because they're not gonna win.
Panic, getting lots of votes on this one.
Yo.
Yeah, panic, that's a banger.
That thing was so big.
They're a number one seed for a lot of people.
I knew armor for sleep was gonna have a tough match up here.
This song is a banger, though.
But to play some commercials, pay some bills, come back into our other side of this
as it looks like panic at the disco,
just blowing out armor for sleep.
Where we will take on the Gadsukes region.
We move to the Gadsukes region and the Spencer's region.
Other side of this.
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We congratulate everybody who is won in the Hollister region and the Hot Topic region.
But now we will take face-offs in the Gadzooks region and the Spencer's region,
kicking off a one seed taking on an eight seed, folks.
This is a good one.
You've got this new Huck.
Taking back Sunday.
Up against the All-American rejects.
Man.
Two banging songs there.
Good luck in this one, everybody.
Early lead, won nothing.
Taking back Sunday.
How do you pick?
Good luck.
The emo category.
Yeah, back in the day these.
It performed very well.
Emo people loved these guys.
But it also crossed over to mainstream radio.
Yes, it did.
Yep.
So, oh, good luck.
Get your vote.
It's a close matchup right now in Twitch.
At TV slash K-Roc, C&Y.
I'm trying to just push it a little and give All-American another one.
Come back, here they come.
Here they come.
Here they come.
We're going to have another eight seed with the upside.
You want to take it back Sunday.
Better get in there.
Take it back Sunday.
Reach up to lead.
Guys, this is exciting.
This is the closest matchup.
Yeah.
Coming down.
Out of the wire!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Here it comes!
Duke's region.
That was an exciting match.
Jukes of a first game.
That was an exciting game.
Wow.
That was awesome.
All right.
Ooh, that's next one, though.
We now move on, Tommy, when you're ready, Cody.
That was a heart pumper.
Holy cow.
Holy cow.
All-American reject.
Congratulations.
Yep.
As we now move to a four-seed taking on a five-seed.
This one's easy for me.
Thursday will be taking on the starting line.
This one's easy, first.
Don't remember starting line?
All right, they're taking on this song.
Tell me what you thought about when you were gone and...
Another emo voice.
Love it.
The worst is over.
What did you pick?
I haven't done yet.
I was going to wait a minute to give the starting line a little push, but I got to go Thursday.
Really?
I like the starting line better.
Yeah, I got to go with Thursday.
Starting line's coming back though.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
One is coming back.
They're coming back.
Guys, get in Twitch.tv slash K-Rox.
C-O-I is coming out to the buzzer again.
Yep.
They needed to hear the song.
Thursday playing Rochester 425.
Bozer beater!
Another buzzer beater, guys.
That came in at the last second for the starting line.
Starting line taking down Thursday.
I feel like that was a tie for a weird second,
and Twitter was like, oh, buzzer-beater.
Wow.
Rig.
All right, this is another.
Good luck, guys.
Good luck with this next one.
Tell me when you're ready.
Coco.
We got a three-seed taking on a six-seed.
This one might, the seating, might shock a few of you on this one.
This comes up as a three-seed.
And poop.
Did I spell that wrong?
No, I didn't know.
Story of the year taking on Motion City Soundtrack.
I love it.
like the song.
But I don't remember the song.
I remember the band motion to city sounds.
You'll remember the song.
But that's I'm going to have to vote.
A lot of people in chat saying they're waiting now to hear both.
Me too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got to wait.
That's what happens when you wait.
That's when you wait.
I'd forgotten.
Track on.
This next one, man.
This next matchup.
For me personally.
For you heavy emo fans.
This is rough.
Let's get into it.
Start pole.
Two seed against a 7.
I don't know what to do.
Under oath is one of my favorite
band. Going head to head with Coheed.
You want to your favorite fans?
What am I favorite band?
But I really like Underwolf.
Oh, well, Coed
hugely already. Really?
Just right up the gate, 10 to 2?
I'm going to give Under oath a little kick.
There we go. Help him out a little.
You are listening to the 2026 March 7th.
Madness Bracket presented by Fiske Electric.
Which is anything but sad?
We're all having a black.
I'm a great time.
This one's a hard.
But I gave Under oath for me.
If you want to vote, jump in Twitch.com.
Weirdly, the next one is one of my favorite songs.
Just because this song is so cool.
Get your votes in Under oath taking on Cohede.
Coed only a 7 seed.
Did not play great in their...
No, they had a rough year.
That a rough year.
okay though. Tough schedule.
Kentucky was a seven seed.
Yeah. That happens.
Makes you move your fanning with this.
Just coheat out to a big lead.
It's...
Well, the ways they're about to blow out under row.
No. But I get it. Upset city here. Upset city.
I think they're probably going to win.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're going to win this.
Does he swear in this?
Yeah. I know where it is, though.
I won't even get it to it.
Couldn't remember.
Does he say the S word?
He says apping up all the...
Oh, he does.
He does.
Yes, he does.
Oh, he swears.
Coheed.
Let me listen to this for a second.
With the victory.
Go out.
I got to make the pull.
As we move into the Spencer's region.
We are ready to move into the Spencer's region.
Congratulations, Coheed for advancing.
They will go up against Story of the Year tomorrow, which that's going to be a great match.
Good luck frickers.
Spencer's region.
Now we get into some deeper stories.
As you got, he's got to remember, I am an elder millennial.
I'm 44 years old.
There's a few of these bands here.
That probably is nowhere on your radar, and that starts with this one.
Poop pulls up.
A number one seed, taking on a number eight seed.
Saves the day.
What a number one seed.
Saves the day, definitely.
Taking on thrice.
Very underrated, emo band of thrice.
These guys are so good.
There's so emo, too.
So emo and so good.
No, emo.
Thrice out to a little bit of a lead.
Oh, wow, wow, yeah.
Tied it up.
Dighted out the buzzer.
Almost tied it into halftime.
Saves the day.
All right, now you can hear your second choice.
At halftime there.
Thrice, the artist in the ambulance taking on saves the day at your funeral.
This is getting close here.
This is another close one.
Another close one.
I got to go save.
The Day myself.
Myself.
Personally.
Oh, Frize making a comeback.
Thrice doesn't want to go home in this one.
They're fighting back?
They're fighting back.
All right.
Both about to cry.
They're trying.
Saves a day a little bit of how to have thrice.
Let's see here.
Down to a nine.
Oh, nine point a week.
Saves the day.
So saves a day is Emo.
Yeah, that's like,
they're even sad that you're calling them Emo.
All right, we jump on.
to a 4C taking on a 5C.
This match up, I wonder if people
disagree with one of these bands, but
let's get in it.
As we will take on when you're ready.
Your 2026, Mark
Sadness Bracken.
I want to hear both.
That's a sex thing.
Say anything we'll be taking on death cab for cutie.
Death cab out to a lead.
Out to an early lead.
Death cab.
Giving them a beat out of them.
That's shocking to me.
I thought this would be a bigger emo song.
Yeah, I really thought so.
No.
And no.
And no.
Oh, my God.
I think the thing froze.
Hold on.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
You already started this up.
Uh-oh.
I can't.
Well, all right.
Let's see, there's that.
Oh, it won't play the song.
Really?
Does there any other one?
Let me just close it and reopen it back up.
Sorry.
Real quick.
I don't think it's going to affect the vote, but.
No, they're already killed.
They don't even need to hear Death Cab for Cutie to know that they want them,
because they're already out to a 29-9 lead, even without hearing the song.
I think I've overwhelmed the system.
Yeah, won't play the song for some reason.
Well, I will follow you into the dark by Death Cab for Qty.
Fix it.
Fix it for tomorrow because they won, they won so they can hear for a more.
It's just the one song that they won't play for some reason.
All right, we move on.
That's okay.
Let me get this here.
I'm going to do this.
But that's funny that.
Death Cab didn't even need the song to beat that.
That's what I'm saying.
That makes me think they might be a huge sleeper.
if they don't even need to hear the song.
I did. Pudgy's wife, I broke, I broke my lime wire.
I broke lime wire.
System is down.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
That was like when you take all day to think that you download a song and it gets done and it downloads and it goes.
Yeah.
And it's not the song.
It's another Cody joint.
Yeah.
Start pole.
Three-seat head automata taking on a six seed in Bayside.
I made my computer too sad
because it was it said.
It said, asterix forever.
Next to a good at death cab.
Bayside out to an early lead.
I haven't even played this song yet.
I know.
I thought this was going to be much different.
Head automatic has a very cocky sound here.
I love this, man.
Or are they both from Long Island?
Long Island.
Taking on Bayside.
Bayside out to a lead ear, not by much, though.
Not by much
One more matchup remains in the Spencer's region
And that's our wrap for the day
With Head Automatica
I did
Maybe you gotta hear this hook to remember
You remember this song?
Not really
Bayside Killin's Head Automatica anyway
So it doesn't matter
Congratulations Bayside for advancing
Bayside
We got one more
A two seed taking on a seven seed
Look, let me make a poll
You're going to make a poll
As we have our final matchup here
In the Spencer's region of the
2006 March sadness bracket
Presented by Fisk Electric
These guys might have been the most recent
band to come around here
Probably
I used to play them on 93 Q all the time
They crossed over as well
Yeah
Red jumpsuit apparatus
Taking on Alkaline Trio
Sarkpo
Oh! I think I'm spelled
Everettus
wrong. It's fine. They get it.
I go red jumpsuit.
I like that song.
Red jumpsuit out to a huge lead.
I don't think a lot of people might even know the off-ling trio song.
No, probably not. They didn't stand a chance.
Red suit's been at the fair, bro.
Yeah, dude. And like I said, they were on every, they were on CHR.
Yep. Yep. Yep.
What's funny is how many of these songs I used is bumpbacks for the sports show.
Hell yeah, you did. Hell yeah, you did.
Red jumpsuit. They're killing them. They're killing them.
They're killing them.
And you even hear the song yet?
Listen how emo that is.
How sad this guy is already?
I need even sing yet.
And I got to do a quick edit right in the beginning.
It's one of my favorite lines.
Does he say F?
Shaking like a dog pooping razor blades?
I wish he said pooping.
I'm going to circle red jumpsuit.
I think it might be.
Yeah, red jump.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, fun.
I'm judging by that reaction, red jumpsuit might take this whole thing.
That was big.
That was big.
That's a great song, too.
It is.
It really is.
Ladies, look how fast those hands are!
Congratulations, red jumpsuit apparatus.
Man, the next round's matchups, bro.
Congratulations.
Are you going to just go right now?
Yeah, now they advance.
So Paramore is going against fall off boys.
So here's your matchups for tomorrow.
And such and such, bro.
Look at your matchups for tomorrow.
Wow.
In the Hollister region, my captain.
Chemical Romance will take on the used and Paramore will take on Fall Out Boy?
Same songs?
Same songs.
Okay.
May Day parade will take on senses fell.
Yep.
AFI will take on Panic at the Disco.
That'll be a good match up.
That is huge.
All American Rejects will take on the starting line.
Story of the Year will take on Coheed and Cambria.
Yep.
Saves the Day will take on Death Camp for Cutie.
That'll be an interesting one.
That'll be a very emotional matchup.
Very sad.
And then Bayside will take on Red Jop.
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They were like a whole bunch of.
things, but they're a lot, and I'm saying allegedly, because I don't know if this is true,
discontinuing 20 different snacks.
I'm okay with that, with the amount of snacks that they've got, like the varieties of chips,
you can drop some flavors.
Yeah.
There's so many.
And I wouldn't mind.
Do they say, I'm going to go through them all.
Oh, they, oh, no, they give a list.
Because I don't know if I've had many, most of these, actually.
Okay.
So let's start here.
Cheetos cheese pizza puffs.
Yeah, that's fine.
We've tried those.
Did I like those?
They taste it.
You know how every imitation cheese pizza thing has that?
Mm-hmm.
Like, taste to it?
Yeah.
Same.
And I will say this.
I know that we have, we are broadcasting in an area where a lot of Clinton's ditch and PepsiCo people work.
Yeah.
If you can dispute any of these, please text us.
315, 365,000, 1009.
Or if we're giving misinformation.
Because this is just an Instagram guy who does snack reviews.
Okay.
This is his inside information.
If it's not true, correct me.
He says that the Cheetos cheese pizza puffs are being replaced by the Cheetos Flamen Hot Dill pickle puffs.
No.
No, see again, everything's got to be pickle.
Yeah, everything's got to be pickle.
Everything's got to be flaming hot either.
They also expect the Flamen hot limon.
Okay.
Cheetos.
Okay.
To be discontinued.
That's fine.
I don't think I've ever had those.
No.
Um, Lays products are getting rid of their Lays sweet and spicy honey.
I've never had that.
Their Lays slightly salted barbecue.
What?
And the baked salt and vinegar chips.
Oh, I didn't have the...
I think I do like those.
I didn't, I don't think I've ever had those, but I liked baked Lays.
I didn't even ever had their salt and vinegar ones.
Oh, man.
Um, they're getting the X as well as three iterations of the Lays Popables line.
What were those ones?
I don't know.
The Popables?
Were those like,
those like 3D looking things?
Yeah, they look like honey crisps or something in my mind.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Let's see.
Yeah.
Oh, those were pretty good.
They're getting rid of the salt,
sea salt veggie poppables,
the ranch veggie poppables and the sweet potato poppables.
Well, that's the only ones that are on their website for popables.
The extra large bag of popcorners sweet chili.
Okay.
Will be discontinued.
Oh, no.
Does not expect it to affect the mini bags.
Oh.
Two funnions.
flavors are being removed, including sour cream funnions and spicy queso funnions.
I don't like funnions. I don't like onions. I don't like funnions.
No, I'm not a big funnion guy. I've had them. But no, I don't. I don't need something
we're like, all right. So, we start with onion. Yeah. We know that. We got that. That's the
base. There, now what? Put a ranch on it, I guess. You've lost me at onion, to be honest.
Another popcorn taking a hit. Oh, no. Chester's cheddar hollabell.
Pinio.
Do you like Chester's?
I know those are okay, but you don't need
80 different flavors of these things.
Chester's Carolina-style
barbecue fries and Chester's
ranch fries being discontinued.
Yeah, see what I mean? Like those, you're doing too much.
I think that I really...
I think they felt pressured to make
all these wild flavors and now they're like, all right.
What are we doing here? Right, what was that?
What was the fries one again?
The Chester's Ranch fries or the
Chester's Carolina-style
barbecue fries? Chester's
Carolinas.
Carolina-style barbecue fries.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Relax.
They're also going to be cutting the Jacks, Links, Freitas.
Oh, that's a lot of words.
Oh, boy.
We do this.
Okay.
Jacks, Links, Fritos, chili, cheese, meat sticks.
See, exactly.
No.
No.
That sounds awful.
Confusing branding.
Yes.
I just had to read a book to say the title of your product.
And that's another area that's gone too wild.
Meats and chips?
The meat and all the meat sticks.
they've gotten nuts.
Too many meat sticks.
And they're throwing different things with them, like cheeses and stuff.
No, there's too many meat sticks.
Other products.
Too many meat sticks.
The Joshua girlfriend's story.
Got a face full of meat sticks over here.
Frito Caso flavor twists.
Flavor twists are good.
That might be one of my favorite chips is the Frito's, the barbecue honey.
Those are good.
Also, this one, I know how much you like your pretzel rods.
Oh, rolled gold cheddar.
being discontinued?
Really?
Mm-hmm.
All?
Just roll gold cheddar.
What does that mean?
Wow.
Is that like...
That's a good pretzel.
That's a good cheddar pretzel.
Interesting.
The Doritos, Dinamatas, triple XR flame it hot.
Okay.
Oh, no.
I'm just so overwhelmed by the chip aisle.
That's what I mean.
It's too much.
Yeah, it's too much.
That's a lot.
There's already eight different Doritos flavors.
Now we're going to have,
what was it, triple XR?
The Doritos Dina Mita.
Hold on I said it.
Dina Mitas.
Yeah.
Doritos Dina Mitas XXTR.
Flaming Hot.
Just from a guy who's been in marketing for a lot of years.
You're making these too hard to remember or say.
Hey, Mom.
Ma, can you pick me up a bag of the Doritos, Dina Mitas, XXX, T R flaming hot?
Oh, she's already gone.
She left for the store an hour ago.
Once I started saying that, she already left.
Right?
Like, come on.
Talking about the PepsiCo.
foods formerly free to lay snacks that we're going to see removed from the shelves
Toritos Pro Max XL.
Right.
And everything's got to, like, I feel like there's a guy that's the right-hand man of the man in charge.
Yeah.
That really likes things spicy.
So anytime, anything's out there, like you get a good idea from like Josh, the normal sales guy pitching.
And he's like, all right, how about we bring back the Doritos 3D ranch chips?
and the little guy next to the boss goes,
make them spicy.
All right, the 3D Doritos
spicy ranch chips.
Now this is where it starts to get real serious.
Because if these allegations are true,
this is a someone, sorry,
it's the allergy season.
It is.
These are comments coming from a Reddit user
who claimed to work at PepsiCon.
It could be true, could be not true.
We haven't had anybody dispute any of them yet.
The lays all dressed are on their way out.
Really?
And those are a big chip in my house.
Wow.
I've got one of those because I get them, they'll bring them back from Canada.
Because I'm there, they're a little different.
Yeah, a little different.
But maybe they're finding that down here.
Lay's all dressed is my wife's top, one of her top chips.
Interesting.
But, um, oh, I blank down.
There's another, uh, Pete Chop does an all dress.
Yeah, that's what Freyatta just said.
Pete Chop has an all-dressed version.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
Ruffles Smokehouse Barbecue?
I just saw those on the shelf because I check every time.
I love a Ruffles barbecue chip.
Well, I check every time for the Ruffles thick.
Mm-hmm.
And they're not, it's thick.
But they're never there, but that is, and I don't want that.
Doritos Golden Saracha?
I have, did you like those?
I did.
I have a bag in the cupboard of those.
These are all the foods people are claiming PepsiCo Foods is removing this year.
Maybe I'll save it and wait for them to be discontinued and sell it on eBay.
The Tostitos, cantona, thin, and crispy chips.
So I think the cantinas will still be there, which are better for queso anyways.
Yeah.
But then and crispy were too thin.
You don't need eight varieties of tortilla.
Yeah.
Regular tortilla.
Santitas, cilantro, lime.
Okay.
I mean, I like the, whatever, though, is it, the tortilla chip that's lime?
And they're like a dollar 90.
Like, that's a cheap bag.
Oh, is that that one?
They're getting rid of the.
Okay, all right.
That's usually the cheapest bag.
As long as you keep the yellow corn chips, I don't care.
This one, I don't know if I'm pronouncing it, right?
The lays adobadas.
Edobadas, I don't know if that is.
And lays simply sea salt.
Oh, no.
Simly Zsalt.
Not simply zesos.
Those are potato chips.
They huck into the ocean for a second.
Munchies, Cheetos, cheddar cheese.
Guys, can make these easier to say.
Ma!
Can you give me the munchos, Cheetos, cheddar,
cheese-flavored sandwich crackers.
Oh, okay.
I like sandwich crackers.
Summter says the thin and crispy were good for taco salads.
That is true.
They were next favorite.
They were next favorite.
Stacey says her boyfriend likes the gold saracha and they're gross.
Hmm.
Well, they're going to be discontinued.
Don't worry about it.
I didn't dislike them.
The Ruffles cheddar and sour cream sandwich crackers also being discontinued.
Then we get into like the Spitz sunflower brands.
Which I never do sunflowers, but I know like,
The baseball players this time of year love them.
Spits, sunflowers, Doritos, Cool Ranch, and Nut Harvest's Flaming Hot, No Shell, Pistachios.
Excuse me?
They're really called Nut Harvest, and I laugh every time I say it.
Ma.
Ma.
Ma.
I need more Nut Harvest for the field.
It is unclear on how soon these products will start disappearing from the shelves.
On the bright side, though, these departures are marking room for plenty of new snack release.
is including the Jacks, Link's,
Dorito,
nacho cheese, beef jerky.
Ew.
And simply Cheetos, whatever that means.
Simply Cheetos.
Is that what they're doing where they're naked?
Are they naked?
Like, just Simply Cheetos?
Is that what that is?
Where they're like, no more of those things.
The three new Cheetos snacks,
I do love Cheetos.
Yeah, one is spicy white cheddar
and one is like mini white cheddar,
mini halapeno.
Gotcha.
A lot of snack action happening.
All right?
You can see there's just too much going on.
A lot of snack action happened.
There's too much going on.
They started to be like, hey, what if we take our flavor powders and put them on everything?
Yeah, that's going on.
Right?
No, no.
Hello, good morning.
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I know a couple of these people, Pauly,
who are conversational narcissists, Pauly.
as Huff Post has an article
on conversational narcissism, Polly.
And that's when someone turns every conversation you're having back to themselves.
Okay.
I try not, I work really hard to be, I mean, our jobs are obviously to listen and talk.
Yes.
So I try to not fall into these different categories they have when like you're in a conversation.
Yes.
But I've also got the ADHD and a touch of the tism.
So my brain does.
doesn't listen.
That and I do that thing where they talk about where it sounds like you're trying to do that,
but it's when you try to make conversations because you're so eager to make,
to show that you are relatable when you have a relatable thing.
So that I get caught up in sometimes I'll do that to people.
I do that when I'm at me too.
You're at that?
I do it too.
When I'm on my family functions and stuff and they're sharing a story, my brain wants to be like,
well, when I was doing this, this one time, like I want to.
Yeah.
When you've been doing a radio show and you've got to just kind of keep adding to the conversation for so long, you want to do that in real life.
And it's not always welcome, you know?
Yes.
So a professor of psychiatry has says conversational narcissism is like a game of catch where one person never throws the ball back.
Their biggest signs to watch for are.
Now, listen, I know plenty of narcissists.
No, I, I, but I also know, Paulie, a couple of conversational.
narcissists. The shift response is where you share something, and they immediately share it to
themselves. No follow-up questions. Just right back to talking about themselves. Okay. It's almost
like you didn't even hear what I said. You don't want to have a conversation. And you go right,
yes. Yep. Yes. You want to go right to what you want to talk about. Yeah, but, yeah, yep.
The pretending to listen, look, where they're not really, Cody. Cody. Cody. Yellow.
Yeah, no, I'm listening. All right. No, I'm listening. Well, they're not really listening.
They're just waiting for your mouth.
Cody.
Yeah, I'm listening.
Where you're not really listening,
but you're waiting for the mouth to stop
so you can jump in and start talking about yourself again?
All right, so when I was looking outside here before.
I'm sorry, are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
Like that, we did it.
And the constant one-upper, that's the person you're talking about.
The person who, whether it's good news or bad news,
they always got to top it.
It's that Kristen Link character?
I actually have good news.
I actually have good news.
I actually invented good news.
of the news of that news.
I have a...
That's where it actually invented, ADHD.
So check yourself if you are a conversational narcissist.
Yes, because it's a difference.
Be like, dude, you've been listening to what I'm saying right now?
Talking school buses and a school bus drives by naturally, because none of this is real.
And everything's a simulation.
Good morning, everybody.
Happy Thursday.
Don't forget Coca-Pas tonight at 7.
And then tomorrow night, God willing, and the creek don't rise, we'll do a 7 o'clock house party.
Why not?
Get you locked in on that Twitch channel.
Find our streams.
Big day of baseball-hitted.
I think this is Matt just has a dumper.
I think she does.
We were talking, again, respectfully.
Yeah, look.
I don't know if they gave the character, Miss Matt,
a big caboose.
Because, no offense.
Because I don't,
but why would they then give her a little,
a little front foupa?
True, maybe that is just her,
I think it's just her body shape.
It's good, I love it.
That's what I'm saying, I like it.
Interesting.
And I was like, I'm going to find out
there's just a guy in there.
I'm fine with it.
He's got a great ass, whatever.
But I saw Miss Met at something the other day.
day where she's walking away from the camera and I go, did they give Ms. Matt a dump truck?
And now she's on the Today Show.
All right.
There you go.
All right.
Good for them.
All right.
Anyways, 76% of adults, and this might be you tonight on Twitch or right now.
Seven six.
Oh.
No, they're seven sick because the first got to go down.
76% of adults say they sometimes watch two screens at once.
I think that's most people now, isn't it?
Oh, like a phone and TV?
Yeah.
Yeah, but a lot of people probably do.
I would bet.
Like, I would bet that you're probably watching us on Twitch and you have another screen,
like your work screen or something, right?
Or just like on the, you know, your TV's got the game on it, but on your phone is us?
Not surprisingly, adults over 60.
Hold on, wait, hold on.
Adults under 65 or more likely than boomers to spend time,
at least five hours a day looking at screens.
Boomers look at plenty of screens.
I was going to say boomers are, they try to act like.
they aren't all about having their heads
in their screens, but boomers are in their, yeah.
Their phone.
Between their tablets.
And someone?
Yeah.
Whose schedule has him grocery shopping and doing most of my chores
during old people hours, old people be on them phones.
Or you just see it everywhere.
They're just where people are lounging.
They're looking down at it.
Old ladies love tablets.
But also I got to talk to, not even like, I mean, you're younger than me.
But, like, dudes in their 20s who are, like, walking into grocery stores,
stop scrolling for a minute.
What, how much input do you need?
Yeah.
You're walking into, like, you're just scrolling to TikTok.
You're watching videos while you're also grocery shopping.
It is crazy.
Yep.
I do wish people would look up a little bit when they're doing their stuff in the stores.
Even if they're doing the shopping of, like, Instacart or whatever.
Yeah, because they've got, like, the.
Like, okay, this is over an aisle, whatever.
But then they just walk right at it.
Yeah.
You can't walk right.
I'm standing here.
I was already standing here.
Like if I, again, we've mentioned all time,
if I have another Walmart employee that I'm just standing in the aisle looking at something,
and they come from a mile away and almost run right into me with that damn car because they're staring.
Yeah.
At their thing.
I'm just going to let them do it and then.
Hell yeah, dude.
And just take it.
Get that Walmart bag.
Right?
Get that Walmart bag.
Get that Walmart bag.
I'm saying there's a lot of people.
Do I have a guest?
No, there's a dog.
Oh, there's a dog.
Oh, there's a dog.
Irony.
No, I say, like,
I was telling you the other day that there was
just this old guy
with his phone on full blast
in his pocket.
That's...
Walking around grocery store
listening to some conservative talk show
at full volume.
Yeah.
I hear that all the time.
I'm like, okay, bud.
I write, bud.
Ork, another thing?
and I just like might get a little blowback here
but you know for other people around you
Yeah
Can you turn your kids
Their iPad on iPad or game down a little
Getting a hat of phone
Have them where
Or play and it just keeps them quiet
I don't care that your kid has it
But like I don't want to hear
The loudest
Child whatever
It's like oh my God
Miss Rachel whatever it is
Video game if they're playing
But we know what we know
We know that no one really, no one cares about anybody but themselves anyway.
Everyone's in their own world.
Yeah.
Most people, like I said, are using multiple screens at once.
Look at you guys.
Texting in your multiple screens side by side.
Nice.
We're on one guy's 65-inch TV next to his other 65-inch TV with Hitman.
Is there a new Hitman game?
Well, that's badass.
Do you have a new Hitman game?
It's my favorite games.
I don't know when they got so political.
Good morning.
This is Kay Rock.
Did they say an...
I don't know what they're doing in there.
Twitch.tv.com.
Twitch.com.
See, and Y is where you can catch Cocoa Puffs tonight.
7 o'clock and I'll do a house party tomorrow night.
So you got a couple nights of activities.
You got whiskey Wednesday last night.
You got Coco Puffs tonight.
We'll do a house party tomorrow night.
All at 7 o'clock.
That's why you got to follow us in Twitch.
We're doing so much there for you.
We're crazy.
We're having a good time.
I'm good us now.
East Coast Emeralds and Joe's Buds present Cocoa Puffs tonight.
Thank you.
I love you.
Damn, baby.
I would keep your farts in a colonel
bottle and spray it on me every day.
That is an alleged text message.
And the ruse pants.
From Shaquille O'Neal to Sabrina Carpenter.
Sabrina Carpenter, the little tiny singer, and Shaquille O'Neill
O'Neill is eight-foot-tall man.
He has denied it.
He said, quote, the diesel has way more game than that.
But did he?
But does he and did he?
Because if it says the screenshots are fake.
I don't know what they started.
Was it a text? Or is it DMs?
Oh, the screenshots of alleged.
change, so I don't know.
Between Shaq and Sabrina Carpenter,
which, not to be too descriptive,
I don't think physically could work.
Well, have you ever seen...
Him and Stacey Dash, that little?
No, um, was it Hayt,
her name, Hayden Panetteer?
Yeah.
And her husband, because it's that boxer or whatever,
and he's like...
He's huge, too, that's right.
That's true, too.
Well, these ladies' burghiners are, they find a way.
They push out...
They push out babies.
They push out babies, so it's got to go the other way, too.
A part of me feels like Shaq's even brink's even
bigger than a baby is weird as that sounds i don't know like he's freakishly large it's
tall and it's bigger than a newborn baby 10 pounds eight ounces
shek i would keep your farts in a cologne bottle and spray it on me every day just jokes
i'm shacks what's your name baby and sabrina says i know who you are you're way too
famous to be sending me message like that shack you're being rude for no reason you can't
handle big dazel anyway is that me or is that cap yeah i definitely do not believe that
Thank you.
Yeah, it went viral.
Supposed you DMing her?
Yes.
Social media is a dangerous game.
First of all, ladies, the diesel got way more game than that.
Some of the ones he didn't read.
Yeah, that doesn't sound laughter.
Damn, you're being rude for no reason.
Now, that's, that just sounds like a normal douchebag guy.
I can't be horny and want some of that snow bunny for myself.
No, Shaq wouldn't, no.
Quote, my meat would have you in the hospital.
Well, man, not mine.
I'm flipping.
I mean, who has.
Who hasn't said that from time to time, you know?
I mean, that's the go-to pickup line.
No, Sabrina.
We'll have you on the hospital.
So it was really for Sabrina's phone, but she was replying saying, I know who you are,
and you're not sending messages like that.
So somebody that got her number pretending to be Shaq, I guess.
Right.
Yeah.
Or Shaq that has to double down and be like, no, I would never say those things.
Or just be like, yeah, I did.
And I stand by everything I said.
Because he's single, right?
Then he gets divorced.
Oh, I'd have no idea.
I mean.
I don't know.
I don't know Shaq's whole story.
He probably got divorced because he doesn't have time for.
his family being the pitchman for 40,000 product.
90% of commercials on TV do have Shaquille O'Neal in them.
That's a scientific fact.
Just real quick, while we're talking Jack and the things he's on,
can we, is Charles Barkley, take away his Ozambic, please?
What's you doing?
He looks like, he obviously discovered Ozmpic.
That's fine, I support him if he decides to lose weight.
With these people that do this stuff, you've got to make sure you're healthy.
Oh, is he just doing the skinny part and not like
He just looks like he's wasted away
It does not look healthy at all
If he's healthy
Fine, great
Yeah, if you're healthy, it's your body
But you hear you're saying
Just be careful
Because he's too hard on him
Well, because now when you hear him talk
Mm-hmm
He's like
Yeah, Charles Barclay
Low energy too
I'm just gonna be talking basketball
No, I just isn't good new Charles Barkley
Well maybe he's not eating
Because you don't really, you're not really
interested in food when you're on that
So
Right, it's fine
Maybe he's just not eating enough to get energy.
Be careful.
Well, if he's hungry, quote, my meat would put him in the hospital.
So yeah, then he's going to be good to go.
Shaq will sell you a printer.
He'll show you the printer ink.
He'll sell you car insurance to go get the printer.
Oh, you're going to get lunch?
Well, every lunch place you're going to, Shaq's bad at and is now pitching.
He'll pop up in a Shriner's hospital commercial next to a kid in a wheelchair.
He's got to be somewhere.
He's everywhere.
Shaquille O'Neal.
Come out to my new ball.
Shanks.
Does he have a bar?
I don't even know.
Yeah, let me see.
Yeah, look up.
Google if Shaquille-Neal has a bar.
Of course I have a bar.
I have shack attack.
Or res.
Of course, come on down to Shaqs.
TGI Shacks is what I call it.
I didn't spell restaurant correctly.
No.
That's a hard one to spell.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, yeah, he bought Papa Johns, didn't he?
Oh, did he own Papa Johns?
But he calls a fast, fast, casual restaurant train called Big Chicken,
which has numerous locations across the United States,
including in sports arenas and on Carnival Cruces.
cruise ships founded in 2018.
But he also previously opened a restaurant named Shaquille's in L.A.
So if anybody ever gets food poisoning at one of his restaurants, they can use the line
your meat did send me to the hospital.
But yes, Jack has owned franchises of other restaurant brands, including Papa Johns
and Krispy Cream.
He's just smart.
We got to diversify, man.
That's what he does.
You got to get an option on the big chicken menu.
We got to find it.
We got to diversify our streams of income.
You know what I'm saying?
Jack is smart
I would
endorse
most any product
for money
I have said it before
If anybody needs pitch men
For their products
We're right here
I am not a
We are for sale
Yeah I'm not a
Oh I'm a man of the people
Blow
No I am for sale
We're for sale
There are a couple moral
Highgrounds we will take
But otherwise
Few there's a couple here and there
But other than that
Mostly
Otherwise yeah
You could put a big old
Vagicil commercial on me
I don't care
I'm for sale bud
It's better than I was going to say.
It's going to be like, my business is mostly me just punching toddlers.
Oh.
In the case on playgrounds, can you do?
$500.
Yeah.
Welcome to McCunkal Puss, brought you by Baby Face Pines.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
I'll dance all around pretend that I have diarrhea.
I've got upset stomach diarrhea.
I have all of those things.
You want me to wear an adult diaper out in public?
I'll wear it over my clothes.
We are for sale.
Understand?
Yeah, exactly.
You understand?
Rated E for everyone.
Exactly.
Everything about us, we are for sale.
All right, well, we're ready now.
We can roll in the 90s and 9.
We talked enough about Shaquille O'Neal and his meat to get us to the top of the hour.
Oh, is in the 90s, too.
Radio World, we will hand you off to the 90s and 9 with some fastball.
Gaming stream will do a little hockey.
I know it's baseball opening day, but I'm not in the mood to play baseball video game yet.
I'm still in hockey mode.
I don't want to play baseball.
I don't want to play baseball yet.
It's got to be summertime for that.
If it could do a two-day stream.
stretch of weather in the 60s.
We'll play a game of baseball.
Okay, sure.
I'll take that deal.
Because I don't think that's happening for a while, bud.
Look at the 10 days.
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Oh, it might happen next week.
Never mind.
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I take that.
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