The Show - MEN IN BLACK

Episode Date: July 28, 2026

God forbid you ever drive off with the gas hose still attached, how awkward is that return? Would you take the guaranteed $50,000 or risk it all for a million?  The High Strangeness around a couple f...ellas in black suits looking for a hotel manager who saw a UFO. Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. I was asking, Cody, are we here at the right time? Are we at the, it's 6 o'clock in the morning, right?
Starting point is 00:00:57 Like, it's not 4 o'clock in the morning because it is dark out. I mean, it might be considering what it looks like everywhere else, too. Holy cow, bro. I don't know if you're getting into the Mohawk Valley yet, but it is very dark out. We're getting rain, I think, all day today, you said? Yeah, that's what it seems to be, like, it's just like these big chunks rolling on through all of the times. Mm-hmm. It is ominous.
Starting point is 00:01:19 It is ominous outdoors. Big Paul was here five minutes early, which is weird. Yeah, he was behind me when I was pulling in. I was like, what's going on? Velcro is here early? What's going on? He must have like not set an alarm and got up. There's something.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Man, though. Can have some weather. Oh, yeah, it's coming. Yeah, getting a different report around town. Still sun out Little Falls. Honestly, though. When's your cheese fast, Little Falls? We need it.
Starting point is 00:01:50 The rain, yeah, my grass. I'm sick of walking on that crunchy straw. That hurts your feet. Like, I like to walk when I walk Elsa. Like, it's nice to go barefoot sometimes. It is.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Or have my sand aisles on, and I can't do either. Like, I like to cross the street, and then I take my sandals off, and I leave them right there in the grass, and then we walk, and then I put them back on before we finish. You like to ground.
Starting point is 00:02:12 You're grounding. It's nice, but not in that. Grass Squatch says my lawn is dusty, Dusty as long. Dudeman says the Little Falls Cheese Fast October 3rd. I do like that Cheese Fest. I got to get out there. I've never been to a Cheese Fest, sir.
Starting point is 00:02:27 I don't know what they do. I love the town to Little Falls. It's just like a cute little storybook town to me. Although now I've been telling as many people I can in that cheese fact that I told you about when you're eating warm cheese and such when you're doing those type things, you want to avoid drinking cold beverages.
Starting point is 00:02:46 There's some places over. over in the finer European cheese cities that will even say, no, no, no, you cannot have a cold water or whatever because the second you're eating all this cheese, as soon as you get that cold drink hits that cheese, rock. I guess that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:03:03 So they'll serve you some like warm tea, some like white wine thing. Is that with any cheese? Like if I'm just eating like a cheese and crackers? I don't know either. Yeah. Probably like mostly like room temperature and warm cheeses because the more that you eat them and they like get going. No, that does make sense.
Starting point is 00:03:19 And I never thought about that. If I'm eating a big old bowl of casso and then I'm chasing it down with some cold water, it's going to firm that casso right up in your belly. Cheese fat. It's not easy being cheesy, bud. It's not easy being cheesy. Cheese fat. Cheez fat.
Starting point is 00:03:30 We are here. We are live on a Tuesday morning, July 28th. Year of our Lord. Your word? Straight up. How is everyone's Monday good? What did I do yesterday? What did I end up doing yesterday?
Starting point is 00:03:45 What did I end up doing yesterday? What the hell's going on? Monday? I took the wife's car to get inspected. Got an inspection from Joe. Nice, nice. Just starting to pack. Get stuff ready around the house. You know, on a eventful Monday. Just chilling.
Starting point is 00:03:56 It's hanging out. Oh, yeah, you got it. Do you make a list? I'm a list maker for vacations. Wife is a list maker. I'm a visualizer. I have set up a whole table. Okay. We have a whole table set up where I can lay things out and see things and know things. And obviously, I had to load my video games last night.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Avi, on my little handheld. Avi. Yeah. I did a lot of computer nerd stuff. yesterday. I had to figure out how to take Q and bin files using my terminal, then zipping them into a CDH file, Cody, which a lot, hello. Hello? Yo, you, yep, yep, yep.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Just because I want to play some Dreamcast games and those came on CDs. Oh, that's cool, though. Dreamcasts. I got a couple Dreamcast games on there. Toy commanders on there. If, telling me, if their football game is on there. It's all on there. It's all on there. If they could have kept going, that would have right. rivaled Madden. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Well, whatever it is is going to be on the one you get for Christmas because I'm going to load all these... I'm doing all these nerdy things. I do keep forgetting that. I'm doing all these nerdy things and I'm loading every game I've ever owned.
Starting point is 00:04:57 It'll fit white in my little hands. Yeah, start making lists of games you want to play, bud, because they're out there. Although people on the internet say that they're cracking down on ROMs. I hope that's not the case. I'll just download them now and have them. I've got all the ROMs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:10 I got so many ROMs. Have any of you ever driven off from the gas pump with the gas thing still in it? I think about that. every time I got gas. I got gas this morning, and I had that little OCD part of my brain where it's like,
Starting point is 00:05:21 you didn't put the gas nozzle back, so I have to like check it two or three times? No, I've left my little flap open so people could see my... Yeah, I think my flap open. People saw my cap. I've seen my flap open,
Starting point is 00:05:33 but... I don't even know anybody that's ever done it. I've seen it on, like, Facebook. Yeah, like, you'll see people driving around with the nozzle and the hose dragging behind them. I've never seen it. You've never seen, like, a photo or video? No, I thought you meant, like, in person.
Starting point is 00:05:45 No, I've never seen in person. It has that foul point, like in the hose. Yeah, because it's like, all right. Because they know people are generally not paying attention to most things. Yeah. And honestly, like, I'm a pretty judgmental fella, but I wouldn't even judge you for that. There's a lot going on in life.
Starting point is 00:06:02 If you drive off, that's an accident. It happens. Whatever. That's why they put that break point in there. I want to watch that cost. My buddy, Carol did it twice. All right, yeah, all right, Carol. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:11 So I do know somebody who did it. Give me your keys. So then what happens? When you drive off, you got to, like, go back? Right? Because I'm not going back. They have your license plate, I would imagine, from cameras and such. So, but like.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Do you have to, like, go back with your tail between your legs and be like, I'm sorry. I broke your hose. I broke it. And then I'll be like, I hear it is. But I don't got no human money to pay for it. I'm just a baby. Oh, I'm just, I'm a former baby, so I don't have money.
Starting point is 00:06:38 And I forgot how to do it. So there's your hose. You give you pieces of the gum that I just bought from here. I don't think I could ever go to that gas station again? No. No, no longer. That's no longer your gas station. Because you're the idiot that drove off with the hose.
Starting point is 00:06:49 You ripped their hose off in front of everybody. Or do they send you a bill if you don't come back? Maybe they know your... Oh, I wonder. Yeah, but Carol had to go back with this. Do you have to say, sorry? Um, hello, I drove off with your hose. And then like, the second time, do you just drive your car off a cliff?
Starting point is 00:07:07 Carol, you got to. I mean, at that point, then you got to trek yourself into a program, but if it's, you're doing too much. If it happens once, Carol, I'll give you one, but twice. Come on. The second time it's like, come on. We got to laugh at you. second time. Get your life together,
Starting point is 00:07:17 bud. I would just be, I would just say, hey, listen, I broke in. I can't imagine. Dude man's right.
Starting point is 00:07:26 I can't. Like, they make you pay for it, Carol? Did they make you pay for it? Oh, yeah, did they? I would be like,
Starting point is 00:07:31 no, I'm not. The manager can just reconnect it? Oh. If it's that easy, then I might just do it for fun.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Just to see. I don't know, let's see what happens here. Yo, I'm going to rip this some of a bitch right on. I think about it every time.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Yeah, no. I'm always like, Oh, man, I hope I don't drive off with the nozzle still in here. I'm more worried that I put in big thick gas. What do you mean? The, like the wrong kind? You can't put diesel in because diesel the nozzle's too big.
Starting point is 00:07:59 But the other one. And now, like, is my car going to be all out of whack? Because I put in super power. No, you want to put in like a 92 octane or 93 octane. You want that. It's just more expensive. I don't think I've ever used the middle or the right one ever. You're supposed to, I mean, I don't know if this is like an old.
Starting point is 00:08:16 timer thing I used to be told, but they're like, yep, that the 87 octane's going to wear down your gas gets and your engine sooner, so you want the higher octane. Like, if you have a performance vehicle, you want like the 93. Oh, I work here, though, so. Yeah, you, we are not. I try to just like a water mix it. Yeah, we're not in a situation when we're driving high performance vehicles, but people out there who are.
Starting point is 00:08:38 I'm the one that's been stealing everyone's oil to try to make reusable energy. Hell yeah. You're out there making the reusable diesel. Small engines want 93 octane Buddy says If your lawnmower won't start It's me It's watering down the gas
Starting point is 00:08:52 I siphoned it right out I don't mind the taste of gas Watering down the gas a little bit Boy ain't got no gas in it Ain't got no gas in it Oops Twitch.TV slash the show Well I'm glad I know
Starting point is 00:09:04 At least one person who's done it Another tax said a lady did A couple weeks ago Hold on what's the rest of this Let's see At the burn dering Fulton That's why I'm surprised That makes sense
Starting point is 00:09:13 That's my burn daring Yeah that makes sense We got a lot going on up in Fulton. We got a lot you can't keep track of. Yeah. I didn't know that about the gas, though. Speaking of Oswego County, it's not my children's fault that we would never take them to Harbor Fest.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Do it once. They did, but they didn't go for the fireworks. Oh. And they've never seen the fireworks before. Well, they are good. And that's my fault as a parent, but my wife has PTSD from Harbor Fest because of the fireworks incident. I mean, you, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:46 She doesn't want to go back. Well, I was going to say just from trying to leave, you might be in a better spot because you could have a different route home maybe get home as opposed to some of the people get stuck. Yeah, we get about 48 and sneak the backway home through Minato and stuff. But that's the issue that I won't go up there for it. My youngest went to the fireworks this weekend. He couldn't believe how good they were. They're youngest.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Honestly, they're because they have some of the best ever. They have the budget. They're probably better than East Syracuse. Really? Yeah. I mean, they're, they spent a lot. They do. Harbor Fest is a big deal for their fireworks.
Starting point is 00:10:19 And he said they were incredible this weekend. That's cool. Good. Where do they shoot them off? Like on that, like where the lighthouses? They put a big barge out in the lake. Oh,
Starting point is 00:10:26 okay. That's what. As far as I know, they put a big barge out there, right? Or is it on the break wall maybe? That's awesome. But they put them out there and it's like a New York City style show, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:36 He came home and he was like, Hey, can't believe how good those fireworks are. And I go, I guess we have deprived you of those because, you know, your mother and I have a little PTSD from the fireworks up there. There is,
Starting point is 00:10:46 it makes me so mad that there's power lines above it. There's the best spot in a giant boulder up where I am to put fireworks to shoot off. But you take the power out. But there's like right above it is the power lines. Come on. Might be worth it. I think it might.
Starting point is 00:11:03 If I get a couple good ones off, but it's too dry. It's too dry. Who went up to Harbor Fest? You guys to see the fireworks this weekend? Good times? Get up there? Good times.
Starting point is 00:11:11 A lot of rides. Syracuse.com getting real loosey-goose with the term upstate in their headlines. They ain't anything for clicks. Dude, they'll post a story from literally 30 minutes north of Manhattan. And you're like, oh, upstate New York, man. And this was one of these stories because now it's national news. Or they copy and pasted.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Or they have their AI. Do you see they have the AI that write stories now? Yeah. And you don't know it until you click the article, but you got to scroll all over the bottom. It's like, this article may have been written by AI, but it was looked at by an editor. Very busy over there. Sure it was. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:43 So, like, they'll just post stuff like Cody said for clicks. and they'll put upstate New York so-and-so. I mean, it's literally within a 200-mile radius. We'll consider upstate New York just for clicks. So they posted this over the weekend, and it was, I clicked it because I was like, wait, what happened? They posted upstate New York circus performer shot in the neck with an arrow. I saw that headline. So I was like, what?
Starting point is 00:12:07 Like, I suddenly thought it was like the rent fare or something. No, it was down near, it was in Orange County. Yep, no one near here. I don't know, that's Orange County. It's near West Chin. Test her down near the city. Yep. But it's still horrific.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Yeah, that's like... A bunch of kids saw a guy get shot in the neck. You got a dart in your neck. I was going to say, I was just to say not even a dort. You don't have a dart. An arrow. An arrow. A circus performer was struck in the neck by an arrow during a live show over the weekend, July 24th.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Ugh. Anna Tavares, 42, fired an arrow at a foam target held by Edwin Rangel during the circus, the circus's sharpshooter act. All right. Let's leave that to Brother Hart. Let's leave that. Let's leave the Sharfiel to Bradhart. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:12:59 When she shot the crossbow, it caught him right in the very corner of the neck. Oh, ping. It just kind of grazed him then. It says this. This doesn't seem possible. So there's no corner here. There was no blood, nothing. He was airlifted to the hospital in stable condition.
Starting point is 00:13:18 The arrow was removed. So what? It was like in this meaty part of the neck, but there was no blood? I don't want to throw. I'm on the throat. No, yeah, that's... He was released and the investigation remains ongoing. What investigation!
Starting point is 00:13:32 Yeah, there's no investigation. They're doing a thing. Yeah, they're doing a carnival trick, and it went awry, if you will. I get it. Like, that's tragic for the... person that was shot in the neck. It's almost more tragic for the kids that saw the guy get shot in the neck. Especially if he had an arrow sticking out of his neck.
Starting point is 00:13:52 I was at the carnival. We went and watch these clowns. And then we went and watch, I got to get shot the neck with an arrow. Like Pauly saw a circus performer die in front of him and he still brings it up. Really? That magician that he talks about? Oh, I don't think I know that. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:14:07 He has a horrific story of his dad took him to see a magician in San Diego. And it was like this buried alive tree. and like something happened and the guy died. You could look it up. It's a story from the 80s. Oh. And he watched it and he was like, I mean, there's a million other reasons.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Polly screwed up, but he was like. Yeah, he was sort of before that. I don't know if his brothers were there with him, but he'll tell you the story that they went. And they'd have like, what, scamper everybody away? I don't know. I think it was one of those like, watch the magician get out of this box as he's buried alive
Starting point is 00:14:37 and he did not get out of the box. And just a bunch of kids. Watch it. It just didn't get killed. I can't believe that is. I just went at what point does like. I don't need to laugh, but Jesus. That's been long enough.
Starting point is 00:14:53 At what point does the, like, the person running it have to be like, I don't know. Like, you can look it up. Maybe I'll look it up during the music here, but. Because then you got to make everybody like, guys, go away. Hey, guy, guys, we're, go away, please. Because you're like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:15:15 Because how do you know it's over? And then everyone's just staying there watching the poor guy to be dead? On Halloween night, 1990, 32-year-old magician Joseph, the Amazing Joe Burris, was handcuffed, chained, and locked inside of a plastic coffin before being lowered into a seven-foot grave. Whoa. Cruise then poured several tons of dirt and wet cement on the casket. Oh, my God. How dumb.
Starting point is 00:15:41 He attended to free himself on the restraints and did. the surface before before it dried. No. No. The weight and pressure of the heavy wet concrete caused the plastic coffin to buckle collapse and suffocate him in front of a live audience. Polly was in that audience.
Starting point is 00:16:00 In Fresno, California. A plastic gasket. Yeah, like nobody thought this through. But Pauley was there. He was there. He was there, much like there were kids there who watched this other magician get shot in the neck. Well, to say 1990, he was like,
Starting point is 00:16:14 He was 28 years old The 90s. Still. Oh my God. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put
Starting point is 00:16:30 the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus. Find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out. It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you,
Starting point is 00:16:45 buy you. See Burdick Lexus and Cicero. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, but oh, oh, I sell, I sell lettuce. It's not around here. I know. I've still not messing with lettuce or anything like that. Your boy does love a good salad, but I ain't nothing with lettuce, especially when I got to travel.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Yeah. I had a, I believe a showbro text me saying he delivers produce and it's not affected our area yet. Oh, okay. He is in the pocket of big produce. Exactly. He's in the pocket of big produce, so I don't know who to trust. Let's go to a nice farm stand. But even, like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Can I get local lettuce? All right. And then just like, take the outer layer off and really wash it really good. Lick the whole thing. No. Get the pesticides. Exactly, Collie. It's not around here until it is.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Get a little immunity in you. Because then you let your guard down and you have a big salad. The next thing you know, news channel, blah, blah, blah. Now we got diarrhea. How do you know after you've had a big sale, though, because you get poops from saline anyway? Well, and that's the other thing. Do you just get nervous for a little bit until, like, you have one big dump, and then from there out, you're like, okay. I would.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Now's crunch time. I would. Hopefully no more big dumps. I'd be thinking about it not stop. That's why I'm not messing with it. One big dump, and they get it all out of them, we're good. Joe's got Romaine right in his yard. Joe, put up a stand.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Put up a stand. My mother-in-law grows lattice, too. But it's not the lattice I like. It's like that more leafy lettuce, whatever it is. Yeah. And I've had that, but. I don't know. I just.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Your mother says your cousin is a doctor, and she said she hasn't seen any cases yet, but also our government stopped tracking things. So who knows? Just get some nice hand fruits. And for those of us with regular diarrhea, like, how am I supposed to know? All right. That'd be the most embarrassing thing. Like, if I had diarrhea and I go to the doctor and I get tested and they're like,
Starting point is 00:18:41 I don't know, you just got regular diarrhea, bud. No, you don't. Are you sure? Yeah, you don't got the thing. You just, you don't have a good diet. Sorry. Hi, 8.30 meatballs is. Do I have the sip of psilosaurus?
Starting point is 00:18:54 I dumped a bunch of chicken wing dip onto a big pizza bread and ate like a sandwich. I made a big bowl on Sunday of queso and taco meat. No, yeah. I ate about a pound and a half of it. Did that have the sip of cyruses? And another pound on Monday. No, no, bud. That's just you eating way too much dairy.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Two pounds of cheese, too much. You just got a reg's diary. You just got regular diarrhea Sorry Oh okay sorry we're wasting your time Guys I just got regular diarrhea Regs die Regs die
Starting point is 00:19:23 Don't be afraid of me Nah just regs We're good Hey uh they'll love this tie in Upstate New York's wildest truck event Iskinae new yorks wildest truck event is coming To the Oswego Speedway this weekend Yeah
Starting point is 00:19:33 Empire Truck Show Lifted Build Slams sweet trot Speaking of ripping around on the mud Yeah there you go good time There you go Lifted build slammed street trucks, bad show trucks, semi, C-10s, off-road crawlers, and everything in between. Oh, obviously.
Starting point is 00:19:49 At the Speedway this weekend, get your information and tickets at Empire Truckshow.com. Yeah, I don't know what's going on out there, bud. Oh, right. Here's the choice. You can flip a coin right now. This isn't real life, so don't hold me to this. This is a survey somebody did online. Flip a coin.
Starting point is 00:20:14 One side's a million dollars. One side's no monies. Or you can take $50,000 right now. What? So I'll give you $50,000. Oh, oh, I see, I see, I see. Or you could have the chance to flip a coin and get nothing. Yeah, yeah, let me flip that coin, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:28 You are? Let's get a little gambling. So then you flip that coin and get $0? Yeah. Oh. Why am I? I landed on zero? I would take $50,000 guaranteed.
Starting point is 00:20:39 I know. That is very tempting. An online poll at, people, you could flip a coin for a chance at a $1 million. Very time. Or you could instantly get $50,000. Yeah. 65% of people surveyed in America said I'll take the guaranteed $50,000.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Tax free? Sure. For the sake of this, sure. I mean, Fitty is, it's life-changing. Bird the hand is worth two in the bush, brother. When did you go to me? Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, brother. That is life-changing, even at 50.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Yeah, to get me out of a few jams, I think. Yeah. Yes. A plenty. Pay off the house, pay off some cars. Wife's cars already paid off. So pay off my car, be done with it. It would get me out of debt.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Yeah. With everything. I'd be... See, now I'm talking. You want it. Thank you. Got free. If you ever presented with this,
Starting point is 00:21:25 can you just call me? With that, and then some. Because you were so eager to flip the coin. You could have got out of debt. But what about... Yeah, with that, I got a million dollars. But you're not going to get a million dollars. But you're guaranteed $50,000 now.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Oh, and I'm... You don't even know how good I am at flipping coins. Tails never fails. There's a reason they say it. All right now. Sales never fails. Million dollars. Had you get a million dollars.
Starting point is 00:21:50 You've decided to flip this coin. Yeah. Take that coin. All right. Had you get a million dollars. Am I catching and doing the thing on the hand? Sure. Had you get a million dollars, tails you get nothing, sir.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Tails I get nothing? Tells you get nothing. But tails never fails. Then you want tails to be your $15 million? Yes. All right. Heads nothing. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Tails, one million dollars. Cody. Go ahead to flip the coin. Adds. Say it again. Say it one more time. You got nothing. Ah, you lose.
Starting point is 00:22:20 You got nothing. You good day, sir! On Tuesdays, we dive into the high strangeness. Wow, that was a big clown, bud. That was a good one. Oh, I didn't really. You're going to be set right in. Kind of moral was just in my cheek.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I realize there's so much in there. I stoned my cheeks. I don't want to get like, it like, ugh. Yeah, a little bit, dude. What are you? It's a Tuesday. It's true. That's true.
Starting point is 00:22:56 We can make an excuse for any day. The way, God, it's a Tuesday. Yeah, but I mean, it's a little bit on Tuesday. Look at it outside. It's blue me out. I wouldn't want to lie. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 00:23:05 The unexplained the strangest, the cryptids, the weird, the ghosty, all of the be above. We do it at Tuesday at 7 o'clock. Now, Cody, today, a little more alien talk. Yes. But more specifically, the men and black. Not the Will Smith. Tommy Lee Jones movie.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Okay. But what they're like based off of? No footage of the actual men in black. That has gone viral for a bunch of years. I don't know if you've ever seen it. But I will tell you the story of somewhat local. Niagara Falls, New York, this happened. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:39 On our side, I guess. Shane Sovar, a hotel manager out in Niagara Falls, claimed he and a co-worker witnessed a 240-foot-long craft floating above the hotel. With the three lights on three sides, a pulsing red light in the middle of the object. Now, for me, that's exactly the UFO.
Starting point is 00:24:08 I saw many years ago. That's exactly what it looked like. It was a triangle shape. Red light in the middle, three lights. You've seen a ghost. I've seen a UFO. That's a cooler. So he told, you know, the coworkers, he's like, hey, I saw this thing.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Him and the coworker told the rest of the staff, we saw this thing. Yeah. They described what they saw. It had an altitude of around 500 feet. It went from east to west, perhaps observing Niagara Falls. Okay. Because maybe that's something that has powers or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:42 It's interesting. It's got a lot of movement. allegedly emitted a beam of bright white light downward towards the falls they observed the craft the light beam shifted direction aimed directly at the witnesses that's terrifying
Starting point is 00:24:59 and then took off okay so that's the story of the UFO they take to their souls so now this hotel manager they ain't got no souls hotel manager's going around telling people about this UFO you just saw outside the hotel yeah I guess it's a Sheridan now it was it was a Sheridan now at the Marriott, whatever. So if you're in the Niagara Falls
Starting point is 00:25:19 area, you can literally visit this hotel. He's going around, telling people that he saw, him and the co-worker, we saw this thing, Bima, blah, blah, blah. Well, about a week later, he's not there. But two men in black suits
Starting point is 00:25:35 walk through the front door. And there's a whole lot of weird experiences that have. Because he's talking. So what? You know what you're going to hear. If you want to jump in Twitch.tv slash the show, the show. com, YouTube.
Starting point is 00:25:52 This is that manager, Shane, on, you know, one of these coast-to-coast shows, explaining a day he wasn't there, these two men and black come in, and the men-in-black are asking where he is. This is him and the footage, the security footage of the men-in-black, if you want to see it.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Oh, wow. It's weird. This is the audio of him, recounting what these two men did when they showed up at the hotel looking for them. Okay. And the footage. So give me a second. Here.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Those really are some of the best movies also. I love men and black. Oh my gosh. I like that noise. Thank you to finding UFO for this. I enjoyed that noise. There's a couple really strange looking men that were here. And they kind of freaked everybody out.
Starting point is 00:26:42 You see? So he's on a. phone call explaining he's he's kind of describing what the co-workers were saying to him there were two strange men here looking for you any questions about you and of course now i'm getting a little bit nervous and i'm like what are you talking about and he said well they were he goes i don't know how to describe them except for extremely odd looking they were the exact same height they were wearing the exact same clothes and they had the exact same faces like they were twins And he said they were wearing black suits, black trench coats.
Starting point is 00:27:21 They were wearing like the old-fashioned Federo hats. They had extremely, extremely pale skin. And he said they came in and they asked for you. And I said, I'm sorry, he's actually not working today. And it seemed like they didn't believe me. So they started to walk around the hotel. And shortly after they went to the tour desk. but he goes, they freaked me out,
Starting point is 00:27:47 and I really wanted to tell you that there were these weird guys in here looking for you. So you're just tuning in. Oh, man. You're just tuning into high strangeness. Manager of a Sheridan out near Niagara Falls. Even the way they walk, yeah, there's security footage.
Starting point is 00:28:03 It was 2018. It wasn't that long ago. Even the way they walk is weird. Like, they're not comfortable. No, and you'll hear more descriptions, dude, that it's going to make you uncomfortable. So he sees his UFO. He's telling everybody at the hotel, I saw a UFO a week later.
Starting point is 00:28:19 These two randoms show up. He's not working that day, but they're looking for him. They're like, is he here? No, he's not working today. Sure, he's not. So, of course, now I'm a little bit skeptical and I'm a little bit freaked out all at the same time. So the first thing I do is I run into my security office,
Starting point is 00:28:36 and I reround the cameras. And sure enough, there, here comes two gentlemen, through the front door looking exactly how he described. Then the next day, I was talking with my tour desk, and one of them asked to talk to me. She came in my office, the same as my gentleman, and she said, I heard that you heard that there were some men looking for you. And she said, they asked a few questions about you,
Starting point is 00:29:06 and they said strange things that I didn't understand. And they were talking about governments and conspiracies and none of it made any sense to me. But she goes, they were very, very scary. She said they had no eyebrows, no eyelashes, nothing. All right. So this is another co-worker. So these two men in suits go to one co-worker. Is Shane here?
Starting point is 00:29:28 No, he's not. Now they go to a female coworker. She says they're rambling about something about conspiracies, but they have no hair, no eyebrows. So, you mean, it's like that mask that that guy was wearing, that we can't determine what's wrong with us now? Remember that from a couple weeks ago? I know. That was just lighting, but I, we don't need to go down that, Beth. Their hair looked like they had a wig on, like it was attached to their hat, like it wasn't even real. And she said, and the scariest thing, their eyes were so big and so blue that they almost hypnotized me a little bit.
Starting point is 00:30:04 And Shield, and you're going to think I'm crazy when I tell you this, but I swear that, They knew what I was thinking. And she started to cry. And she said, one more thing before she left. She said, these men, they didn't blink. Not once did I see them blink. Them's is definitely aliens. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:28 That's definitely aliens. Recounting two men in black suits showing up at their hotel. Do you think that was the aliens in the suit? Yeah. Something everybody's saying in chat. I wonder what would have happened if he was there. Oh dude, good point And like they never came back for you
Starting point is 00:30:44 That was it That was just that was it Because aliens can't stay on Earth that long So they probably had to take off Because they described them as no hair But having a wig that didn't look like it was their hair It was just like a wig that was stuck on their head Yeah
Starting point is 00:31:00 Eyes that were really large blue They could read what you were thinking To Yeah just the way they They just seem like they're not comfortable. They're not. The suits were, they got real human suits. Real human suits for this.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Anyways, if the government takes my plane down this weekend, guys, it's because I've said too much, you know? It's just crazy. It's creepy, dude, it's creepy, and it's a little too close to home. Right down there in Niagara Falls. Yeah. Some of the best footage ever captured of the men in black.
Starting point is 00:31:32 And not like 1988. You know what I mean? So it's like, yeah, sure, it was the 80s, blah, blah, who knows, who cares. This was like less than 10 years ago. Yeah. That's cool. Oh, boy. Well, listen, if you like all this stuff, creepy, horror, ghosts, aliens, sci-fi horror fest coming up.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Yeah, there you go. It's coming up in a couple weeks. Our boy Kevin over at Monster Creek is going to be there, Monster Creek.com. He's got all them shirts. Like, most of the things we talk about on High Strangers, they're into as well. Yeah. So if you want merch, go get it. Get it.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Come, my, do it, do it. Do it, do it. Uh-huh. 315, 364, 1009 K-Rock text line. Did you see the men in black? Oh. You got a big truck show. Coming to the Oswego Speedway this weekend.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Empire Truck Show.com for information, I'll give away some tickets this week. Talking trucks. Hey, we're talking trucks. Lifted trucks, bagged trucks. You talking squatted trucks? Mm-hmm. I'm trying to understand what this guy did. This professor at Alcorn State University,
Starting point is 00:32:43 I've seen this headline. I'll see if he can explain it better in this audio. He tricked his students into admitting they were using AI. Dr. Jason Gibbs claims that 32 of his students failed a portion of their midterm because they used AI to answer one of the questions. This is how he hit a prompt into the question to catch the students. Let me listen. discussion post was a portion of my students midterm and if you look looks normal right but if you copy
Starting point is 00:33:15 and paste this in white ink i hid place the word madagascar somewhere in the response in a way that makes no sense so if madagascar was somewhere my student's response in the way that did not make sense i knew that they copied and paste the entire thing okay through it and a i i do you see see what he's saying? I get it now. Kind of, but no. So, he had text, and in that text, he had hidden the phrase, used the word Madagascar. So he's saying that, like, they just weren't reading it? Oh, that part was hidden. So he could tell they just copy and
Starting point is 00:33:54 pasted the whole question into Chad GPT, and then Chad GPT will spit out an answer and use the word Madagascar. Oh, okay. So if he's reading their answer and it suddenly says, much like the reins in Madagascar, he'd go, God. Got them. That's funny. Got them. Oh, gotcha.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Yeah, that's a concern, man. Yeah, you've got to be careful using AI to do that type of stuff, man. They can get busted. I'm afraid that all of our doctors are going to be using AI right now, and I'm really old and sick. It's just going to be... I'm just going to copy and paste over there. A bunch of iPad kids who went through medical school using it.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Can you help me? I don't know how to lewitto when they do anything. Hold on. Let me... It says you're dead. Oh. Sorry. If you're a ghost, you have to tell us.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Hey, I said your dad, dude. Hey, I said your dad, bro. Sorry, dude. That's so mad, bro. Sorry, dude. Your dad, dude. Dude, bro, that's d'all. All right, I guess.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Pay the secretary in the way out, I guess. Yeah, this guy's cheeks, bro. He's cheeks. You're missing a lot of Play-Doh puppetry in here. If you're not in chat. Twitch.tv. I'm five. Slash the show or the show.
Starting point is 00:35:04 com for all of our links. Cody found some play. He has not put googly eyes on it, and he's got a little character he's making over there. I got a couple there. I like when they have a funny mouth. You do. The match. You should find a little mouth thing to put on.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Do you have anything? I like to give him a little voices. Oh, I could little piece of plant. You could find something. It's endless. Listen, when you got Plato, you got more than just a snack. You do. You do.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Yeah. K-rock text line, 315, 365, 364. Shut up, Jojo. 315, 364, 1009. Tell your traffic report, people, there is a traffic cluster F going on by the mall treatment plant on Hiawatha. Oh, over there. Roadblocked on Hiawatha for everyone heading to the mall or 81. Uh-oh, careful over there then.
Starting point is 00:35:50 So I guess if you can avoid that area, probably avoid that. And jokes on you, Tugline, that we don't have traffic people. We got like four people to work here. There's no traffic report people. We are the traffic report. I, I just told you. I need to have a reporter guy now. Look, who did me.
Starting point is 00:36:06 I am the traffic report. I am in the traffic, no. Well, new survey asked Americans, how often did you get detention in school? Now, I got a silver tongue and I can talk my way out of a lot of things. I don't think I ever got detention. Yeah, I would get written up all the time. And it just, I mean, it never, ever really mattered. And I was usually staying after for, like, math or something or sports.
Starting point is 00:36:35 anyway, so detention didn't really, they didn't. Yeah, I can't recall the time. Nobody ever realized like, you would need to go to detention. Because I was fun. I was fun. Yes. We were fun. I'm not being a dick in class.
Starting point is 00:36:48 I'm probably too loud. That's, yes. I was never. No, yes, exactly. I'm disruptive. Yep. But I'm not, I'm not getting in fights with anybody. But nah, I'm getting, yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:36:57 I'm definitely not throwing hands. I am not a physical man. Even though in time we did, we didn't get detention. Well, you got to yell that. Well, me and my buddy Brad thought it would be funny to one of the teachers we would harass. Right at the start of, we weren't in the class this one. But right as soon as the bell rang, we ran in and just started beating the bejesus on of each other. As a joke, you were fighting each other.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Gotcha. But like right in the middle of the desk, like, pf, like rolling on the ground, tackling each other. All right. So even when we did. Still for a silly reason. And we didn't get... Sister got detention for forgetting her swim stuff for Jim. Lottie got detention for forgetting his pencil once.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Joe, you're cooked. Buddy got detention. I-S-S-O-S-S. Then was told to leave. And Joe says he has his own desk in detention. There you go. So only 4% of people surveyed said they often got detention. The one time I got what I would consider close to detention.
Starting point is 00:37:57 It was a heartbreaking moment. Because I thought I was just cutting up. I thought I was just having fun, making people laugh. I'm working the room. Yeah. and Mrs. Longo made me go do my test in another room. I had to go down, and I felt like, I thought we were all having fun. I thought this was a good time.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Right? Well, we were having fun. I thought. No, no. I thought we were all cutting up. Now that you say that, I do remember my first detention because it was so, like, look, again, like you're saying, look at us. Two adorable, cute, most handsome boys. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:30 And also this teacher, and, you know, are usually our moms don't agree. When we're like, no, it's the teacher. No, our mom were rarely on our side because they saw us every day. Yes, even my mom knew that this lady was so mean for no reason. And in third grade, I got my first detention. Third grade, wow. Because I was talking too much. But we weren't doing it.
Starting point is 00:38:53 It was one of those, because I remember forever, we weren't doing anything. It was that where. You were just talking too much. Yeah, you just can read, you know, do your work, whatever. You've got. half an hour before whatever. Just make yourself productive. And like, well, you're going to talk to your friends during that.
Starting point is 00:39:11 And maybe they did things different in Phoenix. Olds me and productive. Katie says she never got the tendon because she was perfect. I believe it. I think I only got sent to the principal once for summary. I don't remember. No, no, never that. But it was Diamond Jim McLaughlin and he was my boy.
Starting point is 00:39:29 That's, yeah. So I remember sitting down and he was like a little bit back and forth and it was over. That's what I mean. I think they realized it wouldn't matter. Now, whereas I wasn't in detention a lot, I was separated from the class a lot. And by that, I mean, I was put at a desk, usually behind everything. Like, if there were desks and then the science tables with Bunsen burners,
Starting point is 00:39:51 I was behind those. Yeah, yeah. Or maybe I'd be moved to the hallway. Just don't be, yeah, as long as you're not bothering. Because I couldn't shut up. Something that has proven. All right. to actually work out for me.
Starting point is 00:40:04 No, in the right spots. Only a couple of people on my Facebook comments tell me I still sound like an annoying R word. So, uh... So here you go. And that guy only has a half a neck beard, but I think that's all I can girl. I think that's all I can girl. Our bro Eric says, ooh, I fought a lot, a lot of detention. Yeah, fights would get you detention or ISS.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Yeah, no, I wasn't... I wasn't big enough for fighting. No, I was not. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'd be putting a locker. I was smaller than this. Yeah. So...
Starting point is 00:40:30 And for somebody that ran his mouth. a lot. I'm surprised nobody wanted to beat me up. You know, maybe they did, and you just don't know. I never got the vibes anyone wanted to punch me in the face. You had other friends around you that were like, don't. No, my other friends were just as dorky as me. It was AJ. It was AJ. We were just dorky. Like, maybe they felt sad for us.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Maybe they were going a couple times. You weren't there like the men in black. They weren't looking for you. The joke would have been on them because AJ knew karate. Oh. Or at least that's what I told myself. I was like, if it goes down, AJ did take karate classes. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:10 He did. He did martial arts for like a while. For like a year? I don't know, but I would watch AJ and his brother fight all the time, and they seemed like they knew what they were doing. So I was like, if it goes down, I feel like AJ's got us. I feel like. You watch.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Dude, when they fought, oh, I wish AJ was here to tell you. And it looked like they knew what they were. Bro. Or they were just beating the crap out of it. It was hardcore. It was hardcore. And then their dad would run into their room and get into the fight with him to break him up. And he's a former, like, gym teacher, construction guy.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Yeah. It was crazy. But I always felt like, listen, if it goes down, I got AJ. Much like right now. If it goes down, I got Eric. Eric is checking him. In his black belt. AJ in his black.
Starting point is 00:41:53 I'm running my mouth. I don't know what Nickelodeon cartoon that would be. But I think of me, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirpingping away, just having to stay near to somebody like Eric. Yeah, that's what I do. That's what I do. I don't shut up. If something goes down, I got this big tall, strong guy right here. Yes, it's way easier.
Starting point is 00:42:12 If the guy I can pick things up and put them down. Yeah. I'm going to run my mouth, but if I got to go get Eric, I'm going to go get Eric. I don't care. I'll run right behind somebody like a scared little mouse all day. I don't care. I am not a fighter. In any way, shape, or form. My face crumpled. I'm okay.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Yeah, dude. Yeah. I'll just start swinging a pipe until Eric gets there. So 16,000 adults were recently asked. How often, if ever, did you get attention? They said about 4%. 54% said they never got sent to detention. I guess I'm in that. Either that or Phoenix didn't do it,
Starting point is 00:42:45 but I feel like Phoenix would have done it. No, when you think back, like, there weren't like big cafeterias full of detention kids every day. There was just usually, you know, a couple every once in a while. I only thought. So I could see how it would be over half the people.
Starting point is 00:43:01 I think we were. more in-school suspension. Like, you'd know a kid who got in a fight. Now he has to still come to school, but he has to sit in that room. Oh, no, I never, yeah, that, I know that room, but no, I never had to do that. That, that would be awful. And you'd walk by and you'd see him just slumped in their desk because they got to sit there all day. And that poor teacher that has to.
Starting point is 00:43:20 She's got to sit there with him too. They got that duty that week. Yeah. I-S-duty. Mm-hmm. Duty. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I only remember ISS.
Starting point is 00:43:29 I don't even know what the tension was. Because usually, again, I was always staying for... We were after school anyways. Math or sports or... I'm a song and dance man. I was singing down the hallways. I was practicing my dance. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:43:41 Hey, come on in here. We've got Wonderwall coming up next. And Bad Bamajama. That was... I only thought that was in movies. But some of you were saying, I got Saturday attentions. Those were brutal. I thought that was just the breakfast club.
Starting point is 00:43:54 I didn't think that was a real thing. Or you had to go in on a Saturday? I remember one for some reason, but I don't know if I was... Did I get it? I don't remember what I did if I did. What the... Saturday detention. That I never got.
Starting point is 00:44:07 No. What the hell did I do to... Jimbo said he was that slumped over kid in the ISS room. A lot of you were. A lot of you were. Yeah, a lot of you were saying... Kudjo says we had ISS, we called it the pit. I got sent to the pit for two days.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Well, good. Now you're all a bunch of criminals. Did you learn your lesson? Did you learn your lesson? Did you? Now, obviously, I don't want kids to accidentally do drugs. That's scary and terrifying as a YMC summer camp in New Jersey. Oh, I saw this.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Accidentally served mushroom-laced addibles to the kids. Is that what it says? It says consumed mushroom-laced addibles. I just skimmed it real quick. What was it, chocolates? Yeah, I had a feeling that some kid brought it and shared it with the cabin. You think so? Like, you guys want to do mushrooms?
Starting point is 00:44:59 Because why would they, they served mushroom chocolate? Like the adults. Let me see what this lady says. I got there. My daughter was destroyed. Very emotional. She thought she was in trouble. When I arrived to the YMCA, it was about 13 children.
Starting point is 00:45:14 They, for lack of better words, they look like zombies. It was really sad. We were in a car. She was like nip peeling over. As we were driving, she would shift her body. Yeah, I feel bad. I feel bad for that. That sucks.
Starting point is 00:45:25 I would have been scared too, but. But, I mean. What is it? Can you describe what a mushroom? from high feels like? Not really. No? It's hard to...
Starting point is 00:45:34 Is it different than a weed high or a booze buzz? Yeah, a little bit, I would say. It's a little different, but it's not like... You know what I mean? Angie calls it sparkly. Yeah, I was going to say, I've never, like, done a billion or, you know, some people like a whole sandwich or whatever.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Yeah, it's not for kids. But it's definitely not. Yeah, I was going to say it's definitely not for kids. She says very vivid. All the sights and sounds are ample. simplified. Yeah, I don't imagine a kid wouldn't really know how to handle. Several kids. The incident happened last Thursday at a YMCA summer camp in New Jersey. Shortly after 11 a.m., police responded to reports that at least 13 children were not feeling well.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Video shows Cynthia Cunningham, who may have been that woman, racing her 12-year-old child to the hospital while her 9-year-old sister was recording. But really, all you can do, you can pay to get the stomach pumped. Or just ride it out? How long does mushrooms last? I'd imagine How long as mushrooms last? I'd imagine it'd be a little bit If you're a little kid And you got
Starting point is 00:46:37 You know what I mean They probably weigh 50 pounds But yeah I imagine just you put them To bed or You sit with them Or you just ride it out Six to eight hours
Starting point is 00:46:48 Yeah depending on how much they took And all that crap Like I guess if I know my kid is okay And it's just we think Like if there's not some weird thing going on And they're like hey I think that everybody like ate these accidental mushrooms, I'd be like,
Starting point is 00:47:01 all right, kids, let's go home, and we're just going to ride it out, and this is scary and weird, and I know, and maybe now you know, you don't want to ever do this again. No, no. They released a statement. What's that? If it's just some kid that gave it to you, like, you know, maybe not next time. Yeah, I, and I feel bad because the kids thought they were in trouble,
Starting point is 00:47:22 like, this sucks for everybody. And if it was some dick kid who, like, snuck it into food? Was he just like, you know, everyone wants a piece of chocolate? It's really good. Or do you convince everybody? I don't know. I have no idea how they all got it,
Starting point is 00:47:34 but, you know, I mean, sounds like enough of them got it. When they say, staff notice campers having an adverse reaction to the substance, we immediately enacted our emergency protocols, contacting emergency services, parents, and the police.
Starting point is 00:47:47 The incident is deeply concerning because it involves the safety and well-being of children. Hmm. They take this very seriously. A text of our conducting a thorough investigation to determine exactly what occurs,
Starting point is 00:47:58 and how these suspected edibles came into the possession of a juvenile, and whether any criminal offenses were committed, we are working closely with our partners to ensure the safety. I would imagine it's probably like how most that somebody took it from somebody they weren't supposed to take it from. And one somehow or another convinced people or told them it wasn't what it was. Yeah. And, you know, these are the consequences and it sucks.
Starting point is 00:48:28 They say the ages range from 10 to 13. Yeah, that's, yeah. Official said all the kids are in stable condition. That's good. East Orange Police said a suspect has been identified, but no charges have been filed. You're probably not going to learn much because it's a kid. They're not going to do it.
Starting point is 00:48:46 But yeah, no, just the- Yeah, lock up your drugs, friends. As a stoner, like- It's very easy. Come on, man. I've got two little bags at home. I've got two little cases that have locks on them. Yep.
Starting point is 00:48:57 All my weed. all my edibles. It's all locked up. I don't have any locks because I don't have kids, but even my all my stuff is put away. It's all put away. Yeah. You would notice someone rifling around looking for your drugs, not that there's any kids at your house. No, but yeah, you would notice.
Starting point is 00:49:12 And I completely trust my kids to not go through my stuff, but I still, I don't. Yeah, they get it for me, so they don't have to worry about. But also, I keep it locked up so that other parents know if your kids are in my house, they do not have access to these things. Yes. They're locked up. That's the, that's the, that's the goal. That's the goal.
Starting point is 00:49:29 But a lot of people have that. So it is good to know that it's not just out on tables and whatever and readily in there. And it shouldn't be. Please lock it up or put it safely somewhere that the kids won't get to it. And the completely selfish reason you should do that is because if kids start getting into this stuff, they're going to make it illegal against. You're going to say you're going to ruin it for everybody. So if you like doing weed and you like cannabis, lock it up, keep everyone's
Starting point is 00:49:58 or even more selfishly. Oh, good. There goes, you know, how much $50 right down the drink? That was on my mushrooms. You left your mushroom chocolate bar on the counter. Twitch.tv.tv slash the show, the show.fm. Textline said, a coworker's daughter found her gummy stash and ate six of them. Oof.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Co-worker said, all right, well, at least you're going to sleep good tonight. I totally freak out, they said. And as soon as you can, you have to educate your kids. You have to let them, oh my God, yes. As soon as they're like, I have no idea of the age because that's not my place, I ain't got no kids, but as soon as they're, I don't know, like, 10, it's be like, this is off limits for you.
Starting point is 00:50:42 Well, yeah, I've always said to my kids, whatever your friends think they know about booze and drugs, they don't. Please ask me. I won't be mad. I won't be mad. You're in high school now. It'll make it a lot easier for you. Kids are vaping in school.
Starting point is 00:50:56 If you have got questions, If you're concerned, if you just want to know about it, come and talk to us. Happy to talk to you about it. So we have all the actual correct information for me. Your 15-year-old buddy does not know more than me. No, no, I got this from my... Yeah, exactly. My brother's guy is...
Starting point is 00:51:11 Exactly. They don't know more than me about this. So come talk to me. I'm mad at you. I'm mad. I want to figure out what you're doing. I want to keep you safe. No, no.
Starting point is 00:51:19 If you get punched in the gut, as hard as you can right before... Makes it better. Because I know that these kids in school aren't getting the... legal stuff. They're finding the crappy bodega, knockoff, whatever. That's full of pesticides or whatever crap they're finding from their buddies, cousin, uncle, whatever. Now it's a whole different conversation than when we were in school and getting the talk about that stuff. Yeah. Now it's very readily available. Yeah. It's out there. Very readily available. But kids ain't got money, so they're not going to go and buy the legally licensed tested stuff.
Starting point is 00:51:53 No. They'll find that bunk-ass cart from some bodega somewhere. you know. Bunk-ass cart. I'm going to start my own brand and call it that. Bunk-ass card. Bunk-ass brands. Kelly says my mom's always been very open and honest with me, and because I knew she wouldn't
Starting point is 00:52:08 be mad at me, when I smoked for the first time in high school, I called her and come pick me up because I knew I couldn't handle myself at the moment. A lot easier. It's how it should be. Yeah. My mom was always open with us. Yep. Always open.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Anyways, be careful. Lock up your drugs. That's the lesson for today. All right. Get the links at the show. fm. podcast, live streams, everything at one site, the show. Dot f.
Starting point is 00:52:31 So I'm never going to be able to go back to a McDonald's after last week, rant about them, and now I'm going to tell you all these hacks. Oh. I'm going to be blacklisted forever from McDonald's. I think you already are, to be honest. You think I am? Yeah, that's it. I hope not, because I do love you McDonald's.
Starting point is 00:52:43 I just want you even better your drive-thru. No, that'd be hilarious. If I'm blacklisted. If you like opened up the app and it was like, right, sorry. Absolutely not. Bada-pap-no. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:52:54 What is your mother saying? this whole lettuce issue is ruining my after exercise taco and diet Pepsi in the parking lot. That's what she does. If she goes and works out and then she goes and eats tacos on the parking lot. She goes to the gym. They're serving tacos at this hour? Somehow.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Oh no, she goes after. It's not now, but... So she goes, all right. Yeah, yeah. So Debbie Doobie Dungeon. Debbie Duby Duns. Goes to her gym class. Yep. It doesn't work out. And then enjoys a taco and a diet Pepsi in the parking lot. Yep. I mean, your mom's parties.
Starting point is 00:53:25 I mean, that's how you get a... That's how all the, when you work out, all of the things happen, they all bind back together with the taco meat. Everybody says, immediately following a workout. It's the best recovery. The best recovery is a diet Pepsi and a Taco Bell Taco. Yep. She's an absolute inspiration.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Or McDonald's cheeseburger. Is that her other option? I would imagine would be the best way to recover. I love it. She's retired. Right. You. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:53 I wouldn't even go to the gym. Let her have her damn taco. Who cares? She goes at 10. Yeah, 10 o'clock. See, Deb knows. Depp knows the immediate time. See?
Starting point is 00:54:03 They're opening up, that Taco Bell. Yeah. So. We get a taco. A McDonald's worker went on TikTok and shared some secrets you probably don't know about. I'm always too scared to do these. I don't like conflict. Because I want to, some of them.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Like, if you, everyone knows about the fries. Like, if you say, I know salt on the fries, they got to make you fresh fries. I've done that. once. And? The response was not good. The lady was like, really? I was like... Because probably people do it now and it's annoying. I was like, they're really salty.
Starting point is 00:54:34 I can't have the... She's like, it's going to be like 10, 15 minutes. Yeah. And I was like, I would have reacted the same. I was like, no, that's fine. And I felt that's, I was like, I'm never doing this again. Never again. Like back when I worked... I risk getting hot fries. Back when I worked at McDonald's in the 1900s
Starting point is 00:54:49 around the turn of the century. Yep. I, that was for people who had like blood pressure problems or they had to really limit their salt intake and it was very rare to happen. But the problem is, behind the scenes, you take the fryer out, you shake the oil off,
Starting point is 00:55:07 you dump it in the tray, though your fries are getting dumped in the same tray. Even if there's no fries in there, there's still salt remnants. Which is fine. I just, because sometimes it's too much. Because they do,
Starting point is 00:55:19 they do like that shaker thing and they just pour it all over. You're supposed to do it in the, arches, do the M. Yeah, see, sometimes and then you toss them. That's too much. Well, other than, so that's the one everybody knows.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Yeah. How about the poor man's Big Mac? Uh, it sounds familiar. So what you do is instead of ordering a Big Mac, you order a McDouble, no ketchup, no mustard,
Starting point is 00:55:44 add the Mac sauce, add shredded lettuce. Now, I ain't getting shredded lettuce. Oh, that sounds awful. I don't like Big Macs. I don't like Big Macs. I don't like. like on a burg and then add
Starting point is 00:55:55 lattice and then the weird Thousand Island dressing stuff? Yeah, I don't like Big Mac so that's not for me and you're missing your mini bun, like the bun in between the Big Mac. Which I hate anyway. You do? That's not an extra bun. That doesn't, to me, doesn't scream like, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:56:11 did you see this new Big Mac they've got? There's an extra bun in the middle. They give you more bread. And I guess I don't remember what happens to like, shouldn't we have an an uneven amount of crowns after that? Because if you're using two heels... Right, where's that other one going?
Starting point is 00:56:29 Do any of my fellow McVetrons in chat or the text line? Remember how he did that? Is there a bag of... Middles? Big Mac Middles? Maybe. I can't remember. Max Middles. Because it's crown and heel.
Starting point is 00:56:42 That's what you'll learn during your instruction video. Yep. And then whatever that mini one is, I don't remember, but I feel like it would throw off the balance of buns left in the bags. That's a lot of Buns left in the bags. A lot of Dr. Souss in the bags. The balancing of buns in the bags.
Starting point is 00:56:58 The multiple orders hack can save you money if you're willing to do it. He says basically you get multiple McDonald's accounts on your phone and you log in and log out to get the deals throughout the app. Well, yeah. You can use several apps to add up to one big order.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Yeah, I'm not doing all that. But I don't know. I don't know how. Write down all your order number. Well, I don't know how people do that. Log out, log back in? Well, like, I only, how can you make another account? I only have the one.
Starting point is 00:57:27 That's me. I only is me. Sign out. So, like, with my phone, you can log in with Google. You can log in with Apple. You can log in with just an email. But it's still you. So you're not getting, you, you already use your double cheeseburger deal.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Right. So how can, so that's what the, but Apple Me is not Google Me to the app. It doesn't know. Really? It doesn't know. It doesn't know. Yeah, it's not looking at you. But it still says you're, like, you're signing.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Lacey at Gmail is a different person from Cody Lacey at Yahoo. Really? Yeah. I don't know. Those are two different logins. I think your app would still be like, you're Cody. No, it wouldn't know. It's just a stupid computer.
Starting point is 00:58:01 It doesn't know. Stupid. The folded egg versus the pre-made egg. What? The folded egg is the pre-made egg that they put on a biscuit sandwiches and mcgrittles. A rounded egg is that fresh egg cracked that goes on McMuffins. Oh, I know. never.
Starting point is 00:58:20 They're two different eggs, yeah. I guess I never really noticed, but you just fold it in, though. It's easy. What does I mean, though? It's easy. It's very easy. The way they do it, you just fold it in. The egg.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Fold in what? What are you talking about? Dang, with the cheese for the McGrittle. Um, I never really noticed that, though. Now I kind of want. I never made the rounded egg. I only make the folded egg, I believe. No, I like folded egg better because it's a scrambled egg.
Starting point is 00:58:43 No, I want to try. The McGritle with a sunny side up egg in it? Yeah. Okay. Son of a bitch. Yes, Spass. Folded Egg is just like a carton of egg beaters. It's not...
Starting point is 00:58:52 But that's still eggs. You call them that? We don't call them egg beaters. We don't know. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Get whatever you want. I like it.
Starting point is 00:59:01 All right. These aren't ones that I'm... Because these aren't ones like you really say and I'm scared to do. Like, I want the Mick tickle me nuts. Yeah, those I'm never doing. I'm never doing that. You guys can have that. The Earth, sea, and air, whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Or we're just saying a bunch of things and they're supposed to be like... Gang bang. Like, I'm not doing them. I'm not saying that. And they're supposed to know because that again, we've seen some of the times what's happened. That's where I say those things. I get the hushabot to say it.
Starting point is 00:59:29 And then they go, but those are items. Yep, yep. And I go, I'm going home forever. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Katie. Katie says they have steak at McDonald's. Yeah, they got a steak and bagel. She says steak.
Starting point is 00:59:41 It just came back. The bagel, egg cheese and steak, I think. I don't think I've ever tried that. Because I remember it from back in the day, but I don't think I ever tried it. Now I want McDonald's and I'm blacklisted. I'm sure I can never go back again. Open your thing.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Let's see on your app if you can. Let me open my app here. McDonald's. Beatt-da-ba-p-pah-pah-ba-ba-ba-a. He's not opening. Uh-oh. No, just open. All right.
Starting point is 01:00:08 He's not loving it. Uh-oh. How many points do you have in your McDonald's app, by the way? That's the bone I'd like to pick with them. They delete your points. I have none. Yeah, you got to use them. I have none.
Starting point is 01:00:18 You have none? No. How many do you think I have right now? All right. For once, I'm actually going to get 1,130. 2,000. 2,000. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Let me go. Let me look at the, oh, I don't want to see where the points are. Mm-hmm. Who can guess how many points I have in the McDonald's app right now, which just proves to you that I do love McDonald's. I just want you to be better. 5,000.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Oh my God You can get like a whole meal How many? Oh my God What can you get? Anything 27,000 points I can get a franchise if I want
Starting point is 01:01:01 You can get the building I can get a franchise Lash Brown I have 27,813 points right now Wow I just haven't been Like I said in so long Mm-hmm
Starting point is 01:01:12 That I'm officially Mayor McCheese Now that's how many points I have That's how many points I have That's how many points Awesome. Sir, congratulations. You just have the head. You are to the new Mayor McCheese.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Your Mayor McCheese, bro. Why are you making that face? Because I've forgotten forever and ever and ever. I'm not taking buzz balls on a Friday. You 100% are on Friday. Good morning, everybody. We got three to try. Good morning, everybody.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I really want to try the World Cup edition one. It looks fun. What flavors are they? This one is Goll melon. Okay. Which, I don't know. What's a gold melon?
Starting point is 01:01:55 It doesn't really say like flavor, flavors. You have to go off like what the drink is. More for you then, bud. Oh, you're trying. This is the Spain one. Sol siesta. I'm traveling Friday. I can't have diaries.
Starting point is 01:02:07 I don't know what that one is. I can't have diaries. And then this one, the Argentina one is probably pretty good too. Smashantina. So. Shout out to Buzz Balls. People buy them. People like them. They're doing well, I guess. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:02:24 I don't even like them and I keep getting them. Ben, how's Buzzball doing? They keep making new flavors. They must be selling them. But I couldn't imagine. The big ones, too, they sell now? But like having that be your drink. No, they kill it, he says.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Is it because of the shape? Is it literally because it's in a ball? Maybe. People like them and the flavors are fun? Just, yeah, yeah, probably. It's easy. They found a niche. they got their money.
Starting point is 01:02:50 Yep. What was like, oh, I was going to do, well, I'll do this here. As, I'm usually really good at the Jeopardy when it's music related. I'm pretty good at it. Okay, yeah. You want to play this one with me? Okay. I guess they did one word album titles last night.
Starting point is 01:03:06 Oh, I'm not going to be good. You don't think so? I'm not, ah, I'm not, album titles. Oh, oh, is right. They're a spontaneous purchase at the register because they're at the register. Every one of them. You're like, yeah, I guess I don't get one in my month. Or I'm like, oh, World Cup ones.
Starting point is 01:03:22 I obviously get the World Cup ones because I had a USA and I had Mexico. And there's a big trend on TikTok of those. You ever watch TikTok? But there's people, like there's a guy Johnny drinks who makes these things. I've seen them in. Or there's people who are like. In recipes and those. There's liquor stores not in New York that does it, but they do the big container.
Starting point is 01:03:41 That's the emotion I'm making. Yeah, it's like a bottle of rum and a cup of flage. Some buzz balls. Buzz balls and they just pour it all together. That's the whole... That's the whole... You showed me that video of the Renaissance Festival where they had it on the staff.
Starting point is 01:03:55 They made a wizard stick out of it, yeah. All right, yeah. See who can get to see for this. So Michael Jackson wrote two number one hits for this 1982 album. The title track was penned by Rod Temperton. Thriller. 82? Was it that? Oh, 82 Thriller?
Starting point is 01:04:10 Oh, I thought that was like 88. Thriller or bad? Oh, I don't know his album years. I'm bad with... See, I'm bad with years, too, especially then when I was... I was still a beat. What is Thriller? What is Thriller?
Starting point is 01:04:23 Yes. We've heard whispers that John McVee suggested changing the title of a 1977 album from yesterday's gone to this. What is rumors? See, look, you know all these. I don't know. What is rumors? Fleetwood Mac, right? I wouldn't even be able to told you that.
Starting point is 01:04:38 This idiomatic phrase is two words, but Nirvana made it one in 1991. Never mind. Look at it. Look at it. Oh, you didn't put it in the... Oh, you didn't put it in the... Oh, my question. Summer are tracks on this 2019 offering from Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 01:04:51 Oh, I don't know her. What was her cruel swan? Obsession? It's not shaking off. The Red album? Cruel summer. I don't know Taylor Swift albums. What?
Starting point is 01:05:02 Devin. What is red? No. The songs are on, lover. Love her. Go ahead. You can save the title of this Kendrick Lamar album full of one-word song titles like love and humble.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Oh. I don't know. Damn. What is damn? Sophia. What is damn? You got it. I did pretty good except Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 01:05:23 That was impressive. I didn't pretty good except Taylor Swift. I wouldn't even have been able to tell you that the bands were even Fleetwood Mac or whatever. Man. Wow. I would do okay on a Jeopardy if it was all music or pop culture stuff. Anything about like actual knowledge and history? I think my problem with stuff like that as I think my ADD would get me.
Starting point is 01:05:41 I'm Jeopardy? Because I'd be on that I'm starting, you know, I'm looking at lights and stuff like that. and I'm forgetting it. What is it? I got a buzzer in my hand. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the thing. Cody?
Starting point is 01:05:53 Or I'll be reading it in my head. What's up? Who is? And I would never phrase it. No. In the end of question, I'd never do that. Yeah, you got to practice hard. Yeah, sports version you do well with, you think?
Starting point is 01:06:06 Oh, probably. Probably. Sports trivia? And I do like to play the Nintendo versions. I love video game Jeopardy. It's so, the one, it is wicked hard. are the ones that make you spell it correctly. Oh, those are the earlier versions.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Yeah, you have to type it in. The Super Nintendo one, it knows what you're saying, and it'll give you the word. But the regular one, you've got to actually spell it out. This team ended a 100-year championship drought by winning the World Series in 2016. Is that the Cubs? Chicago Cubs.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Okay. This franchise holds the record for the most NBA championships with 18 titles. Celtics. Correct. This cover of NHL-20206 features Matthew Chukuk. Oh. Raising this famous trophy.
Starting point is 01:06:53 Is it the Stanley? It is. Okay. It is. In 2025, this star quarterback was named NFL's MVP for the previous year and married Haley Steinfeld. Oh, Josh Allen. Josh Allen. We did it.
Starting point is 01:07:08 In 2018, U.S. Open tennis champion shares her last name with a populous city in Asia. Oh. Oh, I don't know. Naomi Osaka. Oh, I do know her. And this American swimmer holds the all-time record for the most Olympic gold medals. Oh, Michael Phelps. Oh, Michael Phelps.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Good job. Look at us. All right, we'll be a good team. The Empire Truck Show this weekend. But you're a swing of speedway. Empire Truckshow.com. All the trucks you can imagine. Burnouts will be up there.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Nationals, Tommy, be back up there doing burnouts. Sick. With that bikini contest and some cash prizes. So if you want to get some action this weekend, Empire Truck Show.com. I'll give away some passes tomorrow. And Thursday. Yo. All right.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Congratulations to what's his name, David Rush, from Idaho, who has claimed the Guinness World Record of Man Juggling Flaming Torches on a Unicycle. Oh, there you go. That's a useful skill to have. We just got to find something stupid and claim it. Yep. Because if nobody else is going to challenge that, that's going to be there forever. No, like, the Guinness World Record of juggling torches on a unicycle,
Starting point is 01:08:34 achieving 175 consecutive catches, quadrupling the previous record, there was one of 37 catches. Everyone's out there just juggling torches. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Cousin J, most farts on a radio show. We're well into 1,200 at this point. Right. Documented.
Starting point is 01:08:50 I mean, it's right there. He said, Rush already had a multi- Rush already a multi-record holder in both unicycling and juggling. Damn, dude. Double-dipping. Quickly discovered the hidden danger. Forward momentum creates a draft that blows flames back into the juggler's face.
Starting point is 01:09:10 Oh, wow, really? His first attempt cost him his eyebrows. And the hair on his hands. That's not funny. That is. Practicing with unlit torches, Rush made his official attempt, and then dropped every torch twice.
Starting point is 01:09:27 I don't know what he's saying there, but, okay, third try is where he got the rhythm and it worked out. Sounds like he basically was cooked. Chad. Huh? Chad, is the unicyclist cooked? Is he cooked in there? Hmm?
Starting point is 01:09:39 I just saw Polly walk in. I want him to come here and tell you the story. Polly! Of the magician. Yeah, the magician, yeah. People want to know that. Hmm. Yeah, I mean, geez.
Starting point is 01:09:47 I want him to come in here and tell you guys, that story. Paulie. No. I didn't. You might not be in the building. I just saw him walk past the window. Come here. Areas. Come here. Areas. Get on this mic, because I told the story about you today. That I didn't know. Then people didn't
Starting point is 01:10:02 know. So, there was a magic show or like a circus down near the city where a guy got shot with an arrow and it went through his neck. And I was saying that you saw a guy buried alive, correct? I didn't know. Okay. I didn't see it. Okay. Okay. So, it's
Starting point is 01:10:18 Halloween. I'm staying at my dad's house at Fresno. And he's like, hey, there's a guy getting buried. You want to go? And I go, no. Okay. That doesn't think I was at that age or I was like, I don't want to do anything with my dad's. We stayed home. Did he go? What? No, but I backed out of, because then we were later watching the news at 11 o'clock. It was Ben dies from getting it. I was like, I touched a bullet. Like I didn't watch a dude die right from. Because I was thinking of all the kids that watched this circus performer get shot in the neck, and I was like, I think Pauly watched a guy get buried alive, but I guess it's better that you didn't. No, yeah, I didn't want to. I was like 16.
Starting point is 01:10:58 No, I was 18. It was my last, it was my last dad had to hang out with me before child support ended. So, yeah. It's the Paul Sibilia weekend, and he was like, you want to watch a guy get buried alive? Yeah, and he actually died. That's just crazy. Yeah. Did they just leave him?
Starting point is 01:11:17 He's already buried He's literally. No, they tried to get him out, I guess. But, like, I read the article this morning. It was, like, sand and, like, wet concrete and stuff? You just use, like, a plastic box. Yeah, plastic coffin. They're like, we'll pop out of that and just dig through it.
Starting point is 01:11:31 So dumb. You can dig through, like, a dog. So dumb. So I'm at least happy that you didn't live, you don't have that trauma on it. That would be a traumatizing event. Yeah. No, but it is a funny thing to, like, tell your dad. You're like, hey, remember the time you tried to get me to go see the guy die?
Starting point is 01:11:44 Did you know anybody that was there? No. He didn't know anybody in Fresno? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. All right, Polly. So he's not that traumatized by it.
Starting point is 01:11:50 He almost went to see the guy buried in life. So now he don't know why you are the way you are. Yeah, we were blaming that, but no. We will hand you off to the 90s at 9 a little early here. Get you ready for the 90s at 9 with some Romstein. Coco and I will go golfing for our gaming stream, gaming stream power by Ryan Phelps' auto sales. You are buying from Ryan. Locations all over central New York.
Starting point is 01:12:12 And now in Rome, 90s and 9 kicks off. Do... Do haste... Do host, pig. Ha ha ha! It's Robstein, Kira!

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