The Show - MEN IN BLACK
Episode Date: July 28, 2026God forbid you ever drive off with the gas hose still attached, how awkward is that return? Would you take the guaranteed $50,000 or risk it all for a million? The High Strangeness around a couple f...ellas in black suits looking for a hotel manager who saw a UFO. Plus so much more on a Tuesdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
I was asking, Cody, are we here at the right time?
Are we at the, it's 6 o'clock in the morning, right?
Like, it's not 4 o'clock in the morning because it is dark out.
I mean, it might be considering what it looks like everywhere else, too.
Holy cow, bro.
I don't know if you're getting into the Mohawk Valley yet, but it is very dark out.
We're getting rain, I think, all day today, you said?
Yeah, that's what it seems to be, like, it's just like these big chunks rolling on through all of the times.
Mm-hmm.
It is ominous.
It is ominous outdoors.
Big Paul was here five minutes early, which is weird.
Yeah, he was behind me when I was pulling in.
I was like, what's going on?
Velcro is here early?
What's going on?
He must have like not set an alarm and got up.
There's something.
Man, though.
Can have some weather.
Oh, yeah, it's coming.
Yeah, getting a different report around town.
Still sun out Little Falls.
Honestly, though.
When's your cheese fast, Little Falls?
We need it.
The rain, yeah, my grass.
I'm sick of walking on that
crunchy straw.
That hurts your feet.
Like, I like to walk
when I walk Elsa.
Like, it's nice to go barefoot sometimes.
It is.
Or have my sand aisles on,
and I can't do either.
Like, I like to cross the street,
and then I take my sandals off,
and I leave them right there in the grass,
and then we walk,
and then I put them back on before we finish.
You like to ground.
You're grounding.
It's nice, but not in that.
Grass Squatch says my lawn is dusty,
Dusty as long.
Dudeman says the Little Falls Cheese Fast October 3rd.
I do like that Cheese Fest.
I got to get out there.
I've never been to a Cheese Fest, sir.
I don't know what they do.
I love the town to Little Falls.
It's just like a cute little storybook town to me.
Although now I've been telling as many people I can
in that cheese fact that I told you about
when you're eating warm cheese and such
when you're doing those type things,
you want to avoid drinking cold beverages.
There's some places over.
over in the finer European cheese cities
that will even say, no, no, no,
you cannot have a cold water or whatever
because the second you're eating all this cheese,
as soon as you get that cold drink hits that cheese,
rock.
I guess that makes sense.
So they'll serve you some like warm tea,
some like white wine thing.
Is that with any cheese? Like if I'm just eating like a cheese and crackers?
I don't know either.
Yeah.
Probably like mostly like room temperature and warm cheeses
because the more that you eat them and they like get going.
No, that does make sense.
And I never thought about that.
If I'm eating a big old bowl of casso and then I'm chasing it down with some cold water,
it's going to firm that casso right up in your belly.
Cheese fat.
It's not easy being cheesy, bud.
It's not easy being cheesy.
Cheese fat.
Cheez fat.
We are here.
We are live on a Tuesday morning, July 28th.
Year of our Lord.
Your word?
Straight up.
How is everyone's Monday good?
What did I do yesterday?
What did I end up doing yesterday?
What did I end up doing yesterday?
What the hell's going on?
Monday?
I took the wife's car to get inspected.
Got an inspection from Joe.
Nice, nice.
Just starting to pack. Get stuff ready around the house.
You know, on a eventful Monday. Just chilling.
It's hanging out.
Oh, yeah, you got it. Do you make a list?
I'm a list maker for vacations.
Wife is a list maker. I'm a visualizer.
I have set up a whole table.
Okay.
We have a whole table set up where I can lay things out and see things and know things.
And obviously, I had to load my video games last night.
Avi, on my little handheld.
Avi.
Yeah.
I did a lot of computer nerd stuff.
yesterday. I had to figure out how to take Q and bin files using my terminal, then zipping them
into a CDH file, Cody, which a lot, hello.
Hello?
Yo, you, yep, yep, yep.
Just because I want to play some Dreamcast games and those came on CDs.
Oh, that's cool, though. Dreamcasts. I got a couple Dreamcast games on there.
Toy commanders on there.
If, telling me, if their football game is on there.
It's all on there. It's all on there.
If they could have kept going, that would have right.
rivaled Madden.
Okay.
Well, whatever it is
is going to be on the one
you get for Christmas
because I'm going to load all these...
I'm doing all these nerdy things.
I do keep forgetting that.
I'm doing all these nerdy things
and I'm loading every game I've ever owned.
It'll fit white in my little hands.
Yeah, start making lists of games
you want to play, bud, because they're out there.
Although people on the internet say that they're cracking down on ROMs.
I hope that's not the case.
I'll just download them now and have them.
I've got all the ROMs.
Yeah.
I got so many ROMs.
Have any of you ever driven off from the gas pump
with the gas thing still in it?
I think about that.
every time I got gas.
I got gas this morning,
and I had that little OCD part of my brain
where it's like,
you didn't put the gas nozzle back,
so I have to like check it two or three times?
No,
I've left my little flap open
so people could see my...
Yeah, I think my flap open.
People saw my cap.
I've seen my flap open,
but...
I don't even know anybody that's ever done it.
I've seen it on, like, Facebook.
Yeah, like, you'll see people driving around
with the nozzle and the hose dragging behind them.
I've never seen it.
You've never seen, like, a photo or video?
No, I thought you meant, like, in person.
No, I've never seen in person.
It has that foul point, like in the hose.
Yeah, because it's like, all right.
Because they know people are generally not paying attention to most things.
Yeah.
And honestly, like, I'm a pretty judgmental fella,
but I wouldn't even judge you for that.
There's a lot going on in life.
If you drive off, that's an accident.
It happens.
Whatever.
That's why they put that break point in there.
I want to watch that cost.
My buddy, Carol did it twice.
All right, yeah, all right, Carol.
All right.
So I do know somebody who did it.
Give me your keys.
So then what happens?
When you drive off, you got to, like, go back?
Right?
Because I'm not going back.
They have your license plate, I would imagine, from cameras and such.
So, but like.
Do you have to, like, go back with your tail between your legs and be like,
I'm sorry.
I broke your hose.
I broke it.
And then I'll be like, I hear it is.
But I don't got no human money to pay for it.
I'm just a baby.
Oh, I'm just, I'm a former baby, so I don't have money.
And I forgot how to do it.
So there's your hose.
You give you pieces of the gum that I just bought from here.
I don't think I could ever go to that gas station again?
No.
No, no longer.
That's no longer your gas station.
Because you're the idiot that drove off with the hose.
You ripped their hose off in front of everybody.
Or do they send you a bill if you don't come back?
Maybe they know your...
Oh, I wonder.
Yeah, but Carol had to go back with this.
Do you have to say, sorry?
Um, hello, I drove off with your hose.
And then like, the second time, do you just drive your car off a cliff?
Carol, you got to.
I mean, at that point, then you got to trek yourself into a program, but if it's, you're doing too much.
If it happens once, Carol, I'll give you one, but twice.
Come on.
The second time it's like, come on.
We got to laugh at you.
second time.
Get your life together,
bud.
I would just be,
I would just say,
hey,
listen,
I broke in.
I can't imagine.
Dude man's right.
I can't.
Like,
they make you pay for it,
Carol?
Did they make you pay for it?
Oh, yeah,
did they?
I would be like,
no,
I'm not.
The manager can just
reconnect it?
Oh.
If it's that easy,
then I might just do it
for fun.
Just to see.
I don't know,
let's see what happens here.
Yo,
I'm going to rip this
some of a bitch right on.
I think about it
every time.
Yeah,
no.
I'm always like,
Oh, man, I hope I don't drive off with the nozzle still in here.
I'm more worried that I put in big thick gas.
What do you mean?
The, like the wrong kind?
You can't put diesel in because diesel the nozzle's too big.
But the other one.
And now, like, is my car going to be all out of whack?
Because I put in super power.
No, you want to put in like a 92 octane or 93 octane.
You want that.
It's just more expensive.
I don't think I've ever used the middle or the right one ever.
You're supposed to, I mean, I don't know if this is like an old.
timer thing I used to be told, but they're like, yep, that the 87 octane's going to wear down
your gas gets and your engine sooner, so you want the higher octane.
Like, if you have a performance vehicle, you want like the 93.
Oh, I work here, though, so.
Yeah, you, we are not.
I try to just like a water mix it.
Yeah, we're not in a situation when we're driving high performance vehicles, but people
out there who are.
I'm the one that's been stealing everyone's oil to try to make reusable energy.
Hell yeah.
You're out there making the reusable diesel.
Small engines want 93 octane
Buddy says
If your lawnmower won't start
It's me
It's watering down the gas
I siphoned it right out
I don't mind the taste of gas
Watering down the gas a little bit
Boy ain't got no gas in it
Ain't got no gas in it
Oops
Twitch.TV slash the show
Well I'm glad I know
At least one person who's done it
Another tax said a lady did
A couple weeks ago
Hold on what's the rest of this
Let's see
At the burn dering Fulton
That's why I'm surprised
That makes sense
That's my burn daring
Yeah that makes sense
We got a lot going on up in Fulton.
We got a lot you can't keep track of.
Yeah.
I didn't know that about the gas, though.
Speaking of Oswego County,
it's not my children's fault that we would never take them to Harbor Fest.
Do it once.
They did, but they didn't go for the fireworks.
Oh.
And they've never seen the fireworks before.
Well, they are good.
And that's my fault as a parent,
but my wife has PTSD from Harbor Fest because of the fireworks incident.
I mean, you, oh, yeah.
She doesn't want to go back.
Well, I was going to say just from trying to leave, you might be in a better spot
because you could have a different route home maybe get home as opposed to some of the people get stuck.
Yeah, we get about 48 and sneak the backway home through Minato and stuff.
But that's the issue that I won't go up there for it.
My youngest went to the fireworks this weekend.
He couldn't believe how good they were.
They're youngest.
Honestly, they're because they have some of the best ever.
They have the budget.
They're probably better than East Syracuse.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, they're, they spent a lot.
They do.
Harbor Fest is a big deal for their fireworks.
And he said they were incredible this weekend.
That's cool.
Good.
Where do they shoot them off?
Like on that,
like where the lighthouses?
They put a big barge out in the lake.
Oh,
okay.
That's what.
As far as I know,
they put a big barge out there, right?
Or is it on the break wall maybe?
That's awesome.
But they put them out there and it's like a New York City style show, man.
Yeah.
He came home and he was like,
Hey,
can't believe how good those fireworks are.
And I go,
I guess we have deprived you of those because,
you know,
your mother and I have a little PTSD from the fireworks up there.
There is,
it makes me so mad that there's power lines above it.
There's the best spot in a giant boulder up where I am
to put fireworks to shoot off.
But you take the power out.
But there's like right above it is the power lines.
Come on.
Might be worth it.
I think it might.
If I get a couple good ones off,
but it's too dry.
It's too dry.
Who went up to Harbor Fest?
You guys to see the fireworks this weekend?
Good times?
Get up there?
Good times.
A lot of rides.
Syracuse.com getting real loosey-goose with the term upstate
in their headlines.
They ain't anything for clicks.
Dude, they'll post a story from literally 30 minutes north of Manhattan.
And you're like, oh, upstate New York, man.
And this was one of these stories because now it's national news.
Or they copy and pasted.
Or they have their AI.
Do you see they have the AI that write stories now?
Yeah.
And you don't know it until you click the article, but you got to scroll all over the bottom.
It's like, this article may have been written by AI, but it was looked at by an editor.
Very busy over there.
Sure it was.
Okay.
So, like, they'll just post stuff like Cody said for clicks.
and they'll put upstate New York so-and-so.
I mean, it's literally within a 200-mile radius.
We'll consider upstate New York just for clicks.
So they posted this over the weekend, and it was, I clicked it because I was like, wait, what happened?
They posted upstate New York circus performer shot in the neck with an arrow.
I saw that headline.
So I was like, what?
Like, I suddenly thought it was like the rent fare or something.
No, it was down near, it was in Orange County.
Yep, no one near here.
I don't know, that's Orange County.
It's near West Chin.
Test her down near the city.
Yep.
But it's still horrific.
Yeah, that's like...
A bunch of kids saw a guy get shot in the neck.
You got a dart in your neck.
I was going to say, I was just to say not even a dort.
You don't have a dart.
An arrow.
An arrow.
A circus performer was struck in the neck by an arrow during a live show over the weekend, July 24th.
Ugh.
Anna Tavares, 42, fired an arrow at a foam target held by
Edwin Rangel during the circus, the circus's sharpshooter act.
All right.
Let's leave that to Brother Hart.
Let's leave that.
Let's leave the Sharfiel to Bradhart.
Thank you.
When she shot the crossbow, it caught him right in the very corner of the neck.
Oh, ping.
It just kind of grazed him then.
It says this.
This doesn't seem possible.
So there's no corner here.
There was no blood, nothing.
He was airlifted to the hospital in stable condition.
The arrow was removed.
So what?
It was like in this meaty part of the neck, but there was no blood?
I don't want to throw.
I'm on the throat.
No, yeah, that's...
He was released and the investigation remains ongoing.
What investigation!
Yeah, there's no investigation.
They're doing a thing.
Yeah, they're doing a carnival trick, and it went awry, if you will.
I get it.
Like, that's tragic for the...
person that was shot in the neck.
It's almost more tragic for the kids that saw the guy get shot in the neck.
Especially if he had an arrow sticking out of his neck.
I was at the carnival.
We went and watch these clowns.
And then we went and watch, I got to get shot the neck with an arrow.
Like Pauly saw a circus performer die in front of him and he still brings it up.
Really?
That magician that he talks about?
Oh, I don't think I know that.
Oh, my God.
He has a horrific story of his dad took him to see a magician in San Diego.
And it was like this buried alive tree.
and like something happened and the guy died.
You could look it up.
It's a story from the 80s.
Oh.
And he watched it and he was like,
I mean, there's a million other reasons.
Polly screwed up, but he was like.
Yeah, he was sort of before that.
I don't know if his brothers were there with him,
but he'll tell you the story that they went.
And they'd have like, what, scamper everybody away?
I don't know.
I think it was one of those like,
watch the magician get out of this box as he's buried alive
and he did not get out of the box.
And just a bunch of kids.
Watch it.
It just didn't get killed.
I can't believe that is.
I just went at what point does like.
I don't need to laugh, but Jesus.
That's been long enough.
At what point does the, like, the person running it have to be like,
I don't know.
Like, you can look it up.
Maybe I'll look it up during the music here, but.
Because then you got to make everybody like,
guys, go away.
Hey, guy, guys, we're, go away, please.
Because you're like, you know what I mean?
Because how do you know it's over?
And then everyone's just staying there watching the poor guy to be dead?
On Halloween night, 1990, 32-year-old magician Joseph, the Amazing Joe Burris,
was handcuffed, chained, and locked inside of a plastic coffin before being lowered into a seven-foot grave.
Whoa.
Cruise then poured several tons of dirt and wet cement on the casket.
Oh, my God.
How dumb.
He attended to free himself on the restraints and did.
the surface before
before it dried.
No. No.
The weight and pressure of the heavy wet concrete
caused the plastic coffin to buckle collapse
and suffocate him in front of a live audience.
Polly was in that audience.
In Fresno, California.
A plastic gasket.
Yeah, like nobody thought this through.
But Pauley was there.
He was there.
He was there, much like there were kids there
who watched this other magician get shot in the neck.
Well, to say 1990, he was like,
He was 28 years old
The 90s.
Still.
Oh my God.
To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do
was listen.
Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.
Your eyes told us where to put
the available head-up display.
Hey, Lexus. Find me an alternate route.
Even your right foot helped out.
It let us know you'd enjoy a little more
torque.
Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
We certainly heard you.
The Lexus ES, not just for you,
buy you.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah, but oh, oh, I sell, I sell lettuce.
It's not around here.
I know.
I've still not messing with lettuce or anything like that.
Your boy does love a good salad, but I ain't nothing with lettuce, especially when I got to travel.
Yeah.
I had a, I believe a showbro text me saying he delivers produce and it's not affected our area yet.
Oh, okay.
He is in the pocket of big produce.
Exactly.
He's in the pocket of big produce, so I don't know who to trust.
Let's go to a nice farm stand.
But even, like, yeah.
Can I get local lettuce?
All right.
And then just like, take the outer layer off and really wash it really good.
Lick the whole thing.
No.
Get the pesticides.
Exactly, Collie.
It's not around here until it is.
Get a little immunity in you.
Because then you let your guard down and you have a big salad.
The next thing you know, news channel, blah, blah, blah.
Now we got diarrhea.
How do you know after you've had a big sale, though, because you get poops from saline anyway?
Well, and that's the other thing.
Do you just get nervous for a little bit until, like, you have one big dump, and then from there out, you're like, okay.
I would.
Now's crunch time.
I would.
Hopefully no more big dumps.
I'd be thinking about it not stop.
That's why I'm not messing with it.
One big dump, and they get it all out of them, we're good.
Joe's got Romaine right in his yard.
Joe, put up a stand.
Put up a stand.
My mother-in-law grows lattice, too.
But it's not the lattice I like.
It's like that more leafy lettuce, whatever it is.
Yeah.
And I've had that, but.
I don't know.
I just.
Your mother says your cousin is a doctor, and she said she hasn't seen any cases yet,
but also our government stopped tracking things.
So who knows?
Just get some nice hand fruits.
And for those of us with regular diarrhea, like, how am I supposed to know?
All right.
That'd be the most embarrassing thing.
Like, if I had diarrhea and I go to the doctor and I get tested and they're like,
I don't know, you just got regular diarrhea, bud.
No, you don't.
Are you sure?
Yeah, you don't got the thing.
You just, you don't have a good diet.
Sorry.
Hi, 8.30 meatballs is.
Do I have the sip of psilosaurus?
I dumped a bunch of chicken wing dip onto a big pizza bread and ate like a sandwich.
I made a big bowl on Sunday of queso and taco meat.
No, yeah.
I ate about a pound and a half of it.
Did that have the sip of cyruses?
And another pound on Monday.
No, no, bud.
That's just you eating way too much dairy.
Two pounds of cheese, too much.
You just got a reg's diary.
You just got regular diarrhea
Sorry
Oh okay sorry we're wasting your time
Guys I just got regular diarrhea
Regs die
Regs die
Don't be afraid of me
Nah just regs
We're good
Hey uh they'll love this tie in
Upstate New York's wildest truck event
Iskinae new yorks wildest truck event is coming
To the Oswego Speedway this weekend
Yeah
Empire Truck Show
Lifted Build
Slams sweet trot
Speaking of ripping around on the mud
Yeah there you go good time
There you go
Lifted build slammed street trucks, bad show trucks, semi, C-10s, off-road crawlers, and everything in between.
Oh, obviously.
At the Speedway this weekend, get your information and tickets at Empire Truckshow.com.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on out there, bud.
Oh, right.
Here's the choice.
You can flip a coin right now.
This isn't real life, so don't hold me to this.
This is a survey somebody did online.
Flip a coin.
One side's a million dollars.
One side's no monies.
Or you can take $50,000 right now.
What?
So I'll give you $50,000.
Oh, oh, I see, I see, I see.
Or you could have the chance to flip a coin and get nothing.
Yeah, yeah, let me flip that coin, bro.
You are?
Let's get a little gambling.
So then you flip that coin and get $0?
Yeah.
Oh.
Why am I?
I landed on zero?
I would take $50,000 guaranteed.
I know.
That is very tempting.
An online poll at,
people, you could flip a coin for a chance at a $1 million.
Very time.
Or you could instantly get $50,000.
Yeah.
65% of people surveyed in America said I'll take the guaranteed $50,000.
Tax free?
Sure.
For the sake of this, sure.
I mean, Fitty is, it's life-changing.
Bird the hand is worth two in the bush, brother.
When did you go to me?
Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, brother.
That is life-changing, even at 50.
Yeah, to get me out of a few jams, I think.
Yeah.
Yes.
A plenty.
Pay off the house, pay off some cars.
Wife's cars already paid off.
So pay off my car, be done with it.
It would get me out of debt.
Yeah.
With everything.
I'd be...
See, now I'm talking.
You want it.
Thank you.
Got free.
If you ever presented with this,
can you just call me?
With that, and then some.
Because you were so eager to flip the coin.
You could have got out of debt.
But what about...
Yeah, with that, I got a million dollars.
But you're not going to get a million dollars.
But you're guaranteed $50,000 now.
Oh, and I'm...
You don't even know how good I am at flipping coins.
Tails never fails.
There's a reason they say it.
All right now.
Sales never fails.
Million dollars.
Had you get a million dollars.
You've decided to flip this coin.
Yeah.
Take that coin.
All right.
Had you get a million dollars.
Am I catching and doing the thing on the hand?
Sure.
Had you get a million dollars, tails you get nothing, sir.
Tails I get nothing?
Tells you get nothing.
But tails never fails.
Then you want tails to be your $15 million?
Yes.
All right.
Heads nothing.
Yes.
Tails, one million dollars.
Cody.
Go ahead to flip the coin.
Adds.
Say it again.
Say it one more time.
You got nothing.
Ah, you lose.
You got nothing.
You good day, sir!
On Tuesdays, we dive into the high strangeness.
Wow, that was a big clown, bud.
That was a good one.
Oh, I didn't really.
You're going to be set right in.
Kind of moral was just in my cheek.
I realize there's so much in there.
I stoned my cheeks.
I don't want to get like, it like, ugh.
Yeah, a little bit, dude.
What are you?
It's a Tuesday.
It's true.
That's true.
We can make an excuse for any day.
The way, God, it's a Tuesday.
Yeah, but I mean, it's a little bit on Tuesday.
Look at it outside.
It's blue me out.
I wouldn't want to lie.
Come on.
Come on.
The unexplained the strangest, the cryptids, the weird, the ghosty, all of the be above.
We do it at Tuesday at 7 o'clock.
Now, Cody, today, a little more alien talk.
Yes.
But more specifically,
the men and black.
Not the Will Smith.
Tommy Lee Jones movie.
Okay.
But what they're like based off of?
No footage of the actual men in black.
That has gone viral for a bunch of years.
I don't know if you've ever seen it.
But I will tell you the story of somewhat local.
Niagara Falls, New York, this happened.
Okay.
On our side, I guess.
Shane Sovar, a hotel manager out in Niagara Falls,
claimed he and a co-worker
witnessed a 240-foot-long
craft floating above the hotel.
With the three lights on three sides,
a pulsing red light in the middle of the object.
Now, for me, that's exactly the UFO.
I saw many years ago.
That's exactly what it looked like.
It was a triangle shape.
Red light in the middle, three lights.
You've seen a ghost.
I've seen a UFO.
That's a cooler.
So he told, you know, the coworkers, he's like, hey, I saw this thing.
Him and the coworker told the rest of the staff, we saw this thing.
Yeah.
They described what they saw.
It had an altitude of around 500 feet.
It went from east to west, perhaps observing Niagara Falls.
Okay.
Because maybe that's something that has powers or something.
I don't know.
It's interesting.
It's got a lot of movement.
allegedly emitted a beam of bright white light
downward towards the falls
they observed the craft
the light beam shifted direction
aimed directly at the witnesses
that's terrifying
and then took off okay so that's the story of the UFO
they take to their souls so now this hotel manager
they ain't got no souls
hotel manager's going around telling people about this UFO
you just saw outside the hotel yeah
I guess it's a Sheridan now it was
it was a Sheridan
now at the Marriott, whatever. So if you're in the Niagara Falls
area, you can literally visit this hotel.
He's going around, telling
people that he saw, him and the co-worker,
we saw this thing, Bima, blah, blah, blah.
Well, about a week later,
he's not there.
But two men
in black suits
walk through the front door.
And there's a whole lot of weird experiences
that have. Because he's talking.
So what?
You know what you're going to hear.
If you want to jump in Twitch.tv slash the show,
the show.
com, YouTube.
This is that manager, Shane,
on, you know, one of these coast-to-coast shows,
explaining a day he wasn't there,
these two men and black come in,
and the men-in-black are asking where he is.
This is him and the footage,
the security footage of the men-in-black,
if you want to see it.
Oh, wow.
It's weird.
This is the audio of him,
recounting what these two men did when they showed up at the hotel looking for them.
Okay.
And the footage.
So give me a second.
Here.
Those really are some of the best movies also.
I love men and black.
Oh my gosh.
I like that noise.
Thank you to finding UFO for this.
I enjoyed that noise.
There's a couple really strange looking men that were here.
And they kind of freaked everybody out.
You see?
So he's on a.
phone call explaining he's he's kind of describing what the co-workers were saying to him there were two
strange men here looking for you any questions about you and of course now i'm getting a little bit
nervous and i'm like what are you talking about and he said well they were he goes i don't know
how to describe them except for extremely odd looking they were the exact same height they were wearing
the exact same clothes and they had the exact same faces like they were twins
And he said they were wearing black suits, black trench coats.
They were wearing like the old-fashioned Federo hats.
They had extremely, extremely pale skin.
And he said they came in and they asked for you.
And I said, I'm sorry, he's actually not working today.
And it seemed like they didn't believe me.
So they started to walk around the hotel.
And shortly after they went to the tour desk.
but he goes, they freaked me out,
and I really wanted to tell you
that there were these weird guys in here looking for you.
So you're just tuning in.
Oh, man.
You're just tuning into high strangeness.
Manager of a Sheridan out near Niagara Falls.
Even the way they walk,
yeah, there's security footage.
It was 2018.
It wasn't that long ago.
Even the way they walk is weird.
Like, they're not comfortable.
No, and you'll hear more descriptions, dude,
that it's going to make you uncomfortable.
So he sees his UFO.
He's telling everybody at the hotel, I saw a UFO a week later.
These two randoms show up.
He's not working that day, but they're looking for him.
They're like, is he here?
No, he's not working today.
Sure, he's not.
So, of course, now I'm a little bit skeptical
and I'm a little bit freaked out all at the same time.
So the first thing I do is I run into my security office,
and I reround the cameras.
And sure enough, there, here comes two gentlemen,
through the front door looking exactly how he described.
Then the next day, I was talking with my tour desk,
and one of them asked to talk to me.
She came in my office, the same as my gentleman,
and she said, I heard that you heard that there were some men looking for you.
And she said, they asked a few questions about you,
and they said strange things that I didn't understand.
And they were talking about governments and conspiracies and none of it made any sense to me.
But she goes, they were very, very scary.
She said they had no eyebrows, no eyelashes, nothing.
All right.
So this is another co-worker.
So these two men in suits go to one co-worker.
Is Shane here?
No, he's not.
Now they go to a female coworker.
She says they're rambling about something about conspiracies, but they have no hair, no eyebrows.
So, you mean, it's like that mask that that guy was wearing, that we can't determine what's wrong with us now?
Remember that from a couple weeks ago?
I know. That was just lighting, but I, we don't need to go down that, Beth.
Their hair looked like they had a wig on, like it was attached to their hat, like it wasn't even real.
And she said, and the scariest thing, their eyes were so big and so blue that they almost hypnotized me a little bit.
And Shield, and you're going to think I'm crazy when I tell you this, but I swear that,
They knew what I was thinking.
And she started to cry.
And she said, one more thing before she left.
She said, these men, they didn't blink.
Not once did I see them blink.
Them's is definitely aliens.
Okay.
That's definitely aliens.
Recounting two men in black suits showing up at their hotel.
Do you think that was the aliens in the suit?
Yeah.
Something everybody's saying in chat.
I wonder what would have happened if he was there.
Oh dude, good point
And like they never came back for you
That was it
That was just that was it
Because aliens can't stay on Earth that long
So they probably had to take off
Because they described them as no hair
But having a wig that didn't look like it was their hair
It was just like a wig that was stuck on their head
Yeah
Eyes that were really large blue
They could read what you were thinking
To
Yeah just the way they
They just seem like they're not comfortable.
They're not.
The suits were, they got real human suits.
Real human suits for this.
Anyways, if the government takes my plane down this weekend, guys,
it's because I've said too much, you know?
It's just crazy.
It's creepy, dude, it's creepy,
and it's a little too close to home.
Right down there in Niagara Falls.
Yeah.
Some of the best footage ever captured of the men in black.
And not like 1988.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, yeah, sure, it was the 80s, blah, blah, who knows, who cares.
This was like less than 10 years ago.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Oh, boy.
Well, listen, if you like all this stuff, creepy, horror, ghosts, aliens, sci-fi horror fest coming up.
Yeah, there you go.
It's coming up in a couple weeks.
Our boy Kevin over at Monster Creek is going to be there, Monster Creek.com.
He's got all them shirts.
Like, most of the things we talk about on High Strangers, they're into as well.
Yeah.
So if you want merch, go get it.
Get it.
Come, my, do it, do it.
Do it, do it.
Uh-huh.
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Did you see the men in black?
Oh.
You got a big truck show.
Coming to the Oswego Speedway this weekend.
Empire Truck Show.com for information, I'll give away some tickets this week.
Talking trucks.
Hey, we're talking trucks.
Lifted trucks, bagged trucks.
You talking squatted trucks?
Mm-hmm.
I'm trying to understand what this guy did.
This professor at Alcorn State University,
I've seen this headline.
I'll see if he can explain it better in this audio.
He tricked his students into admitting they were using AI.
Dr. Jason Gibbs claims that 32 of his students failed a portion of their midterm
because they used AI to answer one of the questions.
This is how he hit a prompt into the question to catch the students.
Let me listen.
discussion post was a portion of my students midterm and if you look looks normal right but if you copy
and paste this in white ink i hid place the word madagascar somewhere in the response in a way that
makes no sense so if madagascar was somewhere my student's response in the way that did not make
sense i knew that they copied and paste the entire thing okay through it and a i i do you see
see what he's saying? I get it now.
Kind of, but no. So, he had text, and in
that text, he had hidden the phrase, used the word
Madagascar. So he's saying that, like, they just
weren't reading it? Oh, that part was hidden. So he could tell they just copy and
pasted the whole question into Chad GPT,
and then Chad GPT will spit out an answer and use the word Madagascar.
Oh, okay. So if he's reading their answer
and it suddenly says, much like the reins in Madagascar,
he'd go, God.
Got them. That's funny.
Got them.
Oh, gotcha.
Yeah, that's a concern, man.
Yeah, you've got to be careful using AI to do that type of stuff, man.
They can get busted.
I'm afraid that all of our doctors are going to be using AI right now,
and I'm really old and sick.
It's just going to be...
I'm just going to copy and paste over there.
A bunch of iPad kids who went through medical school using it.
Can you help me?
I don't know how to lewitto when they do anything.
Hold on.
Let me...
It says you're dead.
Oh.
Sorry.
If you're a ghost, you have to tell us.
Hey, I said your dad, dude.
Hey, I said your dad, bro.
Sorry, dude.
That's so mad, bro.
Sorry, dude.
Your dad, dude.
Dude, bro, that's d'all.
All right, I guess.
Pay the secretary in the way out, I guess.
Yeah, this guy's cheeks, bro.
He's cheeks.
You're missing a lot of Play-Doh puppetry in here.
If you're not in chat.
Twitch.tv.
I'm five.
Slash the show or the show.
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Cody found some play.
He has not put googly eyes on it, and he's got a little character he's making over there.
I got a couple there.
I like when they have a funny mouth.
You do.
The match.
You should find a little mouth thing to put on.
Do you have anything?
I like to give him a little voices.
Oh, I could little piece of plant.
You could find something.
It's endless.
Listen, when you got Plato, you got more than just a snack.
You do.
You do.
Yeah.
K-rock text line, 315, 365, 364.
Shut up, Jojo.
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Tell your traffic report, people, there is a traffic cluster F going on by the mall treatment plant on Hiawatha.
Oh, over there.
Roadblocked on Hiawatha for everyone heading to the mall or 81.
Uh-oh, careful over there then.
So I guess if you can avoid that area, probably avoid that.
And jokes on you, Tugline, that we don't have traffic people.
We got like four people to work here.
There's no traffic report people.
We are the traffic report.
I, I just told you.
I need to have a reporter guy now.
Look, who did me.
I am the traffic report.
I am in the traffic, no.
Well, new survey asked Americans, how often did you get detention in school?
Now, I got a silver tongue and I can talk my way out of a lot of things.
I don't think I ever got detention.
Yeah, I would get written up all the time.
And it just, I mean, it never, ever really mattered.
And I was usually staying after for, like, math or something or sports.
anyway, so detention didn't really, they didn't.
Yeah, I can't recall the time.
Nobody ever realized like, you would need to go to detention.
Because I was fun.
I was fun.
Yes.
We were fun.
I'm not being a dick in class.
I'm probably too loud.
That's, yes.
I was never.
No, yes, exactly.
I'm disruptive.
Yep.
But I'm not, I'm not getting in fights with anybody.
But nah, I'm getting, yeah, no.
I'm definitely not throwing hands.
I am not a physical man.
Even though in time we did, we didn't get detention.
Well, you got to yell that.
Well, me and my buddy Brad thought it would be funny to one of the teachers we would harass.
Right at the start of, we weren't in the class this one.
But right as soon as the bell rang, we ran in and just started beating the bejesus on of each other.
As a joke, you were fighting each other.
Gotcha.
But like right in the middle of the desk, like, pf, like rolling on the ground, tackling each other.
All right.
So even when we did.
Still for a silly reason.
And we didn't get...
Sister got detention for forgetting her swim stuff for Jim.
Lottie got detention for forgetting his pencil once.
Joe, you're cooked.
Buddy got detention.
I-S-S-O-S-S.
Then was told to leave.
And Joe says he has his own desk in detention.
There you go.
So only 4% of people surveyed said they often got detention.
The one time I got what I would consider close to detention.
It was a heartbreaking moment.
Because I thought I was just cutting up.
I thought I was just having fun, making people laugh.
I'm working the room.
Yeah.
and Mrs. Longo made me go do my test in another room.
I had to go down, and I felt like, I thought we were all having fun.
I thought this was a good time.
Right?
Well, we were having fun.
I thought.
No, no.
I thought we were all cutting up.
Now that you say that, I do remember my first detention because it was so, like, look, again, like you're saying, look at us.
Two adorable, cute, most handsome boys.
Yeah.
And also this teacher, and, you know, are usually our moms don't agree.
When we're like, no, it's the teacher.
No, our mom were rarely on our side because they saw us every day.
Yes, even my mom knew that this lady was so mean for no reason.
And in third grade, I got my first detention.
Third grade, wow.
Because I was talking too much.
But we weren't doing it.
It was one of those, because I remember forever, we weren't doing anything.
It was that where.
You were just talking too much.
Yeah, you just can read, you know, do your work, whatever.
You've got.
half an hour before whatever.
Just make yourself productive.
And like, well, you're going to talk to your friends during that.
And maybe they did things different in Phoenix.
Olds me and productive.
Katie says she never got the tendon because she was perfect.
I believe it.
I think I only got sent to the principal once for summary.
I don't remember.
No, no, never that.
But it was Diamond Jim McLaughlin and he was my boy.
That's, yeah.
So I remember sitting down and he was like a little bit back and forth and it was over.
That's what I mean.
I think they realized it wouldn't matter.
Now, whereas I wasn't in detention a lot,
I was separated from the class a lot.
And by that, I mean, I was put at a desk, usually behind everything.
Like, if there were desks and then the science tables with Bunsen burners,
I was behind those.
Yeah, yeah.
Or maybe I'd be moved to the hallway.
Just don't be, yeah, as long as you're not bothering.
Because I couldn't shut up.
Something that has proven.
All right.
to actually work out for me.
No, in the right spots.
Only a couple of people on my Facebook comments tell me I still sound like an annoying R word.
So, uh...
So here you go.
And that guy only has a half a neck beard, but I think that's all I can girl.
I think that's all I can girl.
Our bro Eric says, ooh, I fought a lot, a lot of detention.
Yeah, fights would get you detention or ISS.
Yeah, no, I wasn't...
I wasn't big enough for fighting.
No, I was not.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
I'd be putting a locker.
I was smaller than this.
Yeah.
So...
And for somebody that ran his mouth.
a lot. I'm surprised nobody wanted to beat me up.
You know, maybe they did, and you just don't know.
I never got the vibes anyone wanted to punch me in the face.
You had other friends around you that were like, don't.
No, my other friends were just as dorky as me.
It was AJ. It was AJ.
We were just dorky. Like, maybe they felt sad for us.
Maybe they were going a couple times.
You weren't there like the men in black.
They weren't looking for you.
The joke would have been on them because AJ knew karate.
Oh.
Or at least that's what I told myself.
I was like, if it goes down, AJ did take karate classes.
I don't know.
He did.
He did martial arts for like a while.
For like a year?
I don't know, but I would watch AJ and his brother fight all the time,
and they seemed like they knew what they were doing.
So I was like, if it goes down, I feel like AJ's got us.
I feel like.
You watch.
Dude, when they fought, oh, I wish AJ was here to tell you.
And it looked like they knew what they were.
Bro.
Or they were just beating the crap out of it.
It was hardcore.
It was hardcore.
And then their dad would run into their room and get into the fight with him to break him up.
And he's a former, like, gym teacher, construction guy.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
But I always felt like, listen, if it goes down, I got AJ.
Much like right now.
If it goes down, I got Eric.
Eric is checking him.
In his black belt.
AJ in his black.
I'm running my mouth.
I don't know what Nickelodeon cartoon that would be.
But I think of me, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirpingping away, just having to stay near to
somebody like Eric.
Yeah, that's what I do. That's what I do.
I don't shut up.
If something goes down, I got this big
tall, strong guy right here. Yes, it's way easier.
If the guy I can pick things up and put them
down. Yeah. I'm going to run my mouth,
but if I got to go get Eric, I'm going to go get Eric.
I don't care. I'll run right behind somebody
like a scared little mouse all day.
I don't care.
I am not a fighter. In any way, shape,
or form. My face crumpled. I'm okay.
Yeah, dude. Yeah. I'll just start swinging a pipe
until Eric gets there.
So 16,000 adults were recently asked.
How often, if ever, did you get attention?
They said about 4%.
54% said they never got sent to detention.
I guess I'm in that.
Either that or Phoenix didn't do it,
but I feel like Phoenix would have done it.
No, when you think back,
like, there weren't like big cafeterias
full of detention kids every day.
There was just usually, you know,
a couple every once in a while.
I only thought.
So I could see how it would be over half the people.
I think we were.
more in-school suspension.
Like, you'd know a kid who got in a fight.
Now he has to still come to school, but he has to sit in that room.
Oh, no, I never, yeah, that, I know that room, but no, I never had to do that.
That, that would be awful.
And you'd walk by and you'd see him just slumped in their desk because they got to sit there all day.
And that poor teacher that has to.
She's got to sit there with him too.
They got that duty that week.
Yeah.
I-S-duty.
Mm-hmm.
Duty.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I only remember ISS.
I don't even know what the tension was.
Because usually, again, I was always staying for...
We were after school anyways.
Math or sports or...
I'm a song and dance man.
I was singing down the hallways.
I was practicing my dance.
Exactly.
Hey, come on in here.
We've got Wonderwall coming up next.
And Bad Bamajama.
That was...
I only thought that was in movies.
But some of you were saying, I got Saturday attentions.
Those were brutal.
I thought that was just the breakfast club.
I didn't think that was a real thing.
Or you had to go in on a Saturday?
I remember one for some reason, but I don't know if I was...
Did I get it?
I don't remember what I did if I did.
What the...
Saturday detention.
That I never got.
No.
What the hell did I do to...
Jimbo said he was that slumped over kid in the ISS room.
A lot of you were.
A lot of you were.
Yeah, a lot of you were saying...
Kudjo says we had ISS, we called it the pit.
I got sent to the pit for two days.
Well, good.
Now you're all a bunch of criminals.
Did you learn your lesson?
Did you learn your lesson?
Did you?
Now, obviously, I don't want kids to accidentally do drugs.
That's scary and terrifying as a YMC summer camp in New Jersey.
Oh, I saw this.
Accidentally served mushroom-laced addibles to the kids.
Is that what it says?
It says consumed mushroom-laced addibles.
I just skimmed it real quick.
What was it, chocolates?
Yeah, I had a feeling that some kid brought it and shared it with the cabin.
You think so?
Like, you guys want to do mushrooms?
Because why would they, they served mushroom chocolate?
Like the adults.
Let me see what this lady says.
I got there.
My daughter was destroyed.
Very emotional.
She thought she was in trouble.
When I arrived to the YMCA, it was about 13 children.
They, for lack of better words, they look like zombies.
It was really sad.
We were in a car.
She was like nip peeling over.
As we were driving, she would shift her body.
Yeah, I feel bad.
I feel bad for that.
That sucks.
I would have been scared too, but.
But, I mean.
What is it?
Can you describe what a mushroom?
from high feels like?
Not really.
No?
It's hard to...
Is it different than a weed high or a booze buzz?
Yeah, a little bit, I would say.
It's a little different, but it's not like...
You know what I mean?
Angie calls it sparkly.
Yeah, I was going to say, I've never, like,
done a billion or, you know,
some people like a whole sandwich or whatever.
Yeah, it's not for kids.
But it's definitely not.
Yeah, I was going to say it's definitely not for kids.
She says very vivid.
All the sights and sounds are ample.
simplified. Yeah, I don't imagine a kid wouldn't really know how to handle.
Several kids. The incident happened last Thursday at a YMCA summer camp in New Jersey.
Shortly after 11 a.m., police responded to reports that at least 13 children were not feeling well.
Video shows Cynthia Cunningham, who may have been that woman, racing her 12-year-old child to the hospital while her 9-year-old sister was recording.
But really, all you can do, you can pay to get the stomach pumped.
Or just ride it out? How long does mushrooms last?
I'd imagine
How long as mushrooms last?
I'd imagine it'd be a little bit
If you're a little kid
And you got
You know what I mean
They probably weigh 50 pounds
But yeah
I imagine just you put them
To bed or
You sit with them
Or you just ride it out
Six to eight hours
Yeah depending on how much they took
And all that crap
Like I guess if I know my kid is okay
And it's just we think
Like if there's not some weird thing going on
And they're like hey
I think that everybody
like ate these accidental mushrooms, I'd be like,
all right, kids, let's go home, and we're just going to ride it out,
and this is scary and weird, and I know, and maybe now you know,
you don't want to ever do this again.
No, no.
They released a statement.
What's that?
If it's just some kid that gave it to you, like, you know, maybe not next time.
Yeah, I, and I feel bad because the kids thought they were in trouble,
like, this sucks for everybody.
And if it was some dick kid who, like, snuck it into food?
Was he just like, you know,
everyone wants a piece of chocolate?
It's really good.
Or do you convince everybody?
I don't know.
I have no idea how they all got it,
but, you know, I mean,
sounds like enough of them got it.
When they say,
staff notice campers having an adverse reaction
to the substance,
we immediately enacted our emergency protocols,
contacting emergency services,
parents, and the police.
The incident is deeply concerning
because it involves the safety
and well-being of children.
Hmm.
They take this very seriously.
A text of our conducting
a thorough investigation
to determine exactly what occurs,
and how these suspected edibles came into the possession of a juvenile,
and whether any criminal offenses were committed,
we are working closely with our partners to ensure the safety.
I would imagine it's probably like how most that somebody took it from somebody
they weren't supposed to take it from.
And one somehow or another convinced people or told them it wasn't what it was.
Yeah.
And, you know, these are the consequences and it sucks.
They say the ages range from 10 to 13.
Yeah, that's, yeah.
Official said all the kids are in stable condition.
That's good.
East Orange Police said a suspect has been identified,
but no charges have been filed.
You're probably not going to learn much because it's a kid.
They're not going to do it.
But yeah, no, just the-
Yeah, lock up your drugs, friends.
As a stoner, like-
It's very easy.
Come on, man.
I've got two little bags at home.
I've got two little cases that have locks on them.
Yep.
All my weed.
all my edibles. It's all locked up.
I don't have any locks because I don't have kids, but even my
all my stuff is put away.
It's all put away.
Yeah. You would notice someone rifling around
looking for your drugs, not that there's any kids at your house.
No, but yeah, you would notice.
And I completely trust my kids to not go through my stuff, but I still, I don't.
Yeah, they get it for me, so they don't have to worry about.
But also, I keep it locked up so that other parents know if your kids are in my house,
they do not have access to these things.
Yes.
They're locked up.
That's the, that's the, that's the goal.
That's the goal.
But a lot of people have that.
So it is good to know that it's not just out on tables and whatever and readily in there.
And it shouldn't be.
Please lock it up or put it safely somewhere that the kids won't get to it.
And the completely selfish reason you should do that is because if kids start getting into this stuff,
they're going to make it illegal against.
You're going to say you're going to ruin it for everybody.
So if you like doing weed and you like cannabis, lock it up, keep everyone's
or even more selfishly.
Oh, good.
There goes, you know, how much $50 right down the drink?
That was on my mushrooms.
You left your mushroom chocolate bar on the counter.
Twitch.tv.tv slash the show, the show.fm.
Textline said, a coworker's daughter found her gummy stash and ate six of them.
Oof.
Co-worker said, all right, well, at least you're going to sleep good tonight.
I totally freak out, they said.
And as soon as you can, you have to educate your kids.
You have to let them, oh my God, yes.
As soon as they're like, I have no idea of the age
because that's not my place, I ain't got no kids,
but as soon as they're, I don't know, like, 10,
it's be like, this is off limits for you.
Well, yeah, I've always said to my kids,
whatever your friends think they know about booze and drugs, they don't.
Please ask me.
I won't be mad.
I won't be mad.
You're in high school now.
It'll make it a lot easier for you.
Kids are vaping in school.
If you have got questions,
If you're concerned, if you just want to know about it, come and talk to us.
Happy to talk to you about it.
So we have all the actual correct information for me.
Your 15-year-old buddy does not know more than me.
No, no, I got this from my...
Yeah, exactly.
My brother's guy is...
Exactly.
They don't know more than me about this.
So come talk to me.
I'm mad at you.
I'm mad.
I want to figure out what you're doing.
I want to keep you safe.
No, no.
If you get punched in the gut, as hard as you can right before...
Makes it better.
Because I know that these kids in school aren't getting the...
legal stuff. They're finding the crappy bodega, knockoff, whatever.
That's full of pesticides or whatever crap they're finding from their buddies, cousin, uncle, whatever.
Now it's a whole different conversation than when we were in school and getting the talk about that stuff.
Yeah. Now it's very readily available. Yeah. It's out there. Very readily available.
But kids ain't got money, so they're not going to go and buy the legally licensed tested stuff.
No.
They'll find that bunk-ass cart from some bodega somewhere.
you know.
Bunk-ass cart.
I'm going to start my own brand and call it that.
Bunk-ass card.
Bunk-ass brands.
Kelly says my mom's always been very open and honest with me, and because I knew she wouldn't
be mad at me, when I smoked for the first time in high school, I called her and come pick
me up because I knew I couldn't handle myself at the moment.
A lot easier.
It's how it should be.
Yeah.
My mom was always open with us.
Yep.
Always open.
Anyways, be careful.
Lock up your drugs.
That's the lesson for today.
All right.
Get the links at the show.
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podcast, live streams, everything at one site, the show.
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So I'm never going to be able to go back to a McDonald's after last week, rant about them,
and now I'm going to tell you all these hacks.
Oh.
I'm going to be blacklisted forever from McDonald's.
I think you already are, to be honest.
You think I am?
Yeah, that's it.
I hope not, because I do love you McDonald's.
I just want you even better your drive-thru.
No, that'd be hilarious.
If I'm blacklisted.
If you like opened up the app and it was like,
right, sorry.
Absolutely not.
Bada-pap-no.
Mm-hmm.
What is your mother saying?
this whole lettuce issue is ruining my after
exercise taco and diet Pepsi in the
parking lot. That's what she does. If she goes and works
out and then she goes and eats tacos on the
parking lot. She goes to the gym.
They're serving
tacos at this hour? Somehow.
Oh no, she goes after. It's not now, but...
So she goes, all right. Yeah, yeah.
So Debbie Doobie Dungeon.
Debbie Duby Duns. Goes to her gym class.
Yep. It doesn't work out. And then enjoys
a taco and a diet Pepsi in the parking lot.
Yep.
I mean, your mom's parties.
I mean, that's how you get a...
That's how all the, when you work out, all of the things happen,
they all bind back together with the taco meat.
Everybody says, immediately following a workout.
It's the best recovery.
The best recovery is a diet Pepsi and a Taco Bell Taco.
Yep.
She's an absolute inspiration.
Or McDonald's cheeseburger.
Is that her other option?
I would imagine would be the best way to recover.
I love it.
She's retired.
Right.
You.
Right.
I wouldn't even go to the gym.
Let her have her damn taco.
Who cares?
She goes at 10.
Yeah, 10 o'clock.
See, Deb knows.
Depp knows the immediate time.
See?
They're opening up, that Taco Bell.
Yeah.
So.
We get a taco.
A McDonald's worker went on TikTok and shared some secrets you probably don't know about.
I'm always too scared to do these.
I don't like conflict.
Because I want to, some of them.
Like, if you, everyone knows about the fries.
Like, if you say, I know salt on the fries, they got to make you fresh fries.
I've done that.
once. And? The response
was not good. The lady was like,
really? I was like...
Because probably people do it now and it's
annoying. I was like, they're really salty.
I can't have the...
She's like, it's going to be like
10, 15 minutes. Yeah.
And I was like, I would have reacted the same.
I was like, no, that's fine. And I felt that's, I was
like, I'm never doing this again. Never again.
Like back when I worked... I risk getting hot fries.
Back when I worked at McDonald's in the 1900s
around the turn of the century.
Yep. I, that was
for people who had like blood pressure problems or they had to really limit their salt intake
and it was very rare to happen.
But the problem is,
behind the scenes,
you take the fryer out,
you shake the oil off,
you dump it in the tray,
though your fries are getting dumped in the same tray.
Even if there's no fries in there,
there's still salt remnants.
Which is fine.
I just,
because sometimes it's too much.
Because they do,
they do like that shaker thing and they just pour it all over.
You're supposed to do it in the,
arches, do the M.
Yeah, see, sometimes
and then you toss them.
That's too much.
Well, other than, so that's the one everybody
knows.
Yeah.
How about the poor man's Big Mac?
Uh,
it sounds familiar.
So what you do is
instead of ordering a Big Mac,
you order a
McDouble, no ketchup, no mustard,
add the Mac sauce,
add shredded lettuce.
Now, I ain't getting shredded lettuce.
Oh, that sounds awful.
I don't like Big Macs.
I don't like Big Macs.
I don't like.
like on a burg and then add
lattice and then
the weird Thousand Island dressing
stuff? Yeah, I don't like Big Mac so that's not for me
and you're missing your mini bun, like
the bun in between the Big Mac. Which I hate
anyway. You do? That's not an extra
bun. That doesn't, to me, doesn't
scream like, oh my God,
did you see this new Big Mac they've got?
There's an extra
bun in the middle. They give you more
bread. And I guess I don't remember what
happens to like, shouldn't we have an
an uneven amount of crowns after that?
Because if you're using two heels...
Right, where's that other one going?
Do any of my fellow McVetrons in chat or the text line?
Remember how he did that?
Is there a bag of...
Middles?
Big Mac Middles?
Maybe. I can't remember.
Max Middles.
Because it's crown and heel.
That's what you'll learn during your instruction video.
Yep.
And then whatever that mini one is,
I don't remember, but I feel like it would throw off the balance of buns left in the bags.
That's a lot of
Buns left in the bags.
A lot of Dr. Souss in the bags.
The balancing of buns in the bags.
The multiple orders hack can save you money
if you're willing to do it.
He says basically you get multiple McDonald's accounts
on your phone
and you log in and log out
to get the deals throughout the app.
Well, yeah.
You can use several apps to add up to one big order.
Yeah, I'm not doing all that.
But I don't know.
I don't know how.
Write down all your order number.
Well, I don't know how people do that.
Log out, log back in?
Well, like, I only, how can you make another account?
I only have the one.
That's me.
I only is me.
Sign out.
So, like, with my phone, you can log in with Google.
You can log in with Apple.
You can log in with just an email.
But it's still you.
So you're not getting, you, you already use your double cheeseburger deal.
Right.
So how can, so that's what the, but Apple Me is not Google Me to the app.
It doesn't know.
Really?
It doesn't know.
It doesn't know.
Yeah, it's not looking at you.
But it still says you're, like, you're signing.
Lacey at Gmail is a different person from Cody Lacey at Yahoo.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Those are two different logins.
I think your app would still be like, you're Cody.
No, it wouldn't know.
It's just a stupid computer.
It doesn't know.
Stupid.
The folded egg versus the pre-made egg.
What?
The folded egg is the pre-made egg that they put on a biscuit sandwiches and mcgrittles.
A rounded egg is that fresh egg cracked that goes on McMuffins.
Oh, I know.
never.
They're two different eggs, yeah.
I guess I never really noticed, but you just fold it in, though.
It's easy.
What does I mean, though?
It's easy.
It's very easy.
The way they do it, you just fold it in.
The egg.
Fold in what?
What are you talking about?
Dang, with the cheese for the McGrittle.
Um, I never really noticed that, though.
Now I kind of want.
I never made the rounded egg.
I only make the folded egg, I believe.
No, I like folded egg better because it's a scrambled egg.
No, I want to try.
The McGritle with a sunny side up egg in it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Son of a bitch.
Yes, Spass.
Folded Egg is just like a carton of egg beaters.
It's not...
But that's still eggs.
You call them that?
We don't call them egg beaters.
We don't know.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Get whatever you want.
I like it.
All right.
These aren't ones that I'm...
Because these aren't ones like you really say and I'm scared to do.
Like, I want the Mick tickle me nuts.
Yeah, those I'm never doing.
I'm never doing that.
You guys can have that.
The Earth, sea, and air, whatever it is.
Or we're just saying a bunch of things and they're supposed to be like...
Gang bang.
Like, I'm not doing them.
I'm not saying that.
And they're supposed to know because that again,
we've seen some of the times what's happened.
That's where I say those things.
I get the hushabot to say it.
And then they go, but those are items.
Yep, yep.
And I go, I'm going home forever.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Katie.
Katie says they have steak at McDonald's.
Yeah, they got a steak and bagel.
She says steak.
It just came back.
The bagel, egg cheese and steak, I think.
I don't think I've ever tried that.
Because I remember it from back in the day,
but I don't think I ever tried it.
Now I want McDonald's and I'm blacklisted.
I'm sure I can never go back again.
Open your thing.
Let's see on your app if you can.
Let me open my app here.
McDonald's.
Beatt-da-ba-p-pah-pah-ba-ba-ba-a.
He's not opening.
Uh-oh.
No, just open.
All right.
He's not loving it.
Uh-oh.
How many points do you have in your McDonald's app, by the way?
That's the bone I'd like to pick with them.
They delete your points.
I have none.
Yeah, you got to use them.
I have none.
You have none?
No.
How many do you think I have right now?
All right.
For once, I'm actually going to get 1,130.
2,000.
2,000.
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me go.
Let me look at the,
oh, I don't want to see where the points are.
Mm-hmm.
Who can guess how many points I have in the McDonald's app right now,
which just proves to you that I do love McDonald's.
I just want you to be better.
5,000.
Oh my God
You can get like a whole meal
How many?
Oh my God
What can you get?
Anything
27,000 points
I can get a franchise if I want
You can get the building
I can get a franchise
Lash Brown
I have 27,813 points right now
Wow
I just haven't been
Like I said in so long
Mm-hmm
That I'm officially Mayor McCheese
Now that's how many points I have
That's how many points I have
That's how many points
Awesome.
Sir, congratulations.
You just have the head.
You are to the new Mayor McCheese.
Your Mayor McCheese, bro.
Why are you making that face?
Because I've forgotten forever and ever and ever.
I'm not taking buzz balls on a Friday.
You 100% are on Friday.
Good morning, everybody.
We got three to try.
Good morning, everybody.
I really want to try the World Cup edition one.
It looks fun.
What flavors are they?
This one is
Goll melon.
Okay.
Which, I don't know.
What's a gold melon?
It doesn't really say like flavor, flavors.
You have to go off like what the drink is.
More for you then, bud.
Oh, you're trying.
This is the Spain one.
Sol siesta.
I'm traveling Friday.
I can't have diaries.
I don't know what that one is.
I can't have diaries.
And then this one, the Argentina one is probably pretty good too.
Smashantina.
So.
Shout out to Buzz Balls.
People buy them. People like them.
They're doing well, I guess. I don't know.
I don't even like them and I keep getting them.
Ben, how's Buzzball doing?
They keep making new flavors.
They must be selling them.
But I couldn't imagine.
The big ones, too, they sell now?
But like having that be your drink.
No, they kill it, he says.
Is it because of the shape?
Is it literally because it's in a ball?
Maybe.
People like them and the flavors are fun?
Just, yeah, yeah, probably.
It's easy.
They found a niche.
they got their money.
Yep.
What was like, oh, I was going to do, well, I'll do this here.
As, I'm usually really good at the Jeopardy when it's music related.
I'm pretty good at it.
Okay, yeah.
You want to play this one with me?
Okay.
I guess they did one word album titles last night.
Oh, I'm not going to be good.
You don't think so?
I'm not, ah, I'm not, album titles.
Oh, oh, is right.
They're a spontaneous purchase at the register because they're at the register.
Every one of them.
You're like, yeah, I guess I don't get one in my month.
Or I'm like, oh, World Cup ones.
I obviously get the World Cup ones because I had a USA and I had Mexico.
And there's a big trend on TikTok of those.
You ever watch TikTok?
But there's people, like there's a guy Johnny drinks who makes these things.
I've seen them in.
Or there's people who are like.
In recipes and those.
There's liquor stores not in New York that does it, but they do the big container.
That's the emotion I'm making.
Yeah, it's like a bottle of rum and a cup of flage.
Some buzz balls.
Buzz balls and they just pour it all together.
That's the whole...
That's the whole...
You showed me that video of the Renaissance Festival
where they had it on the staff.
They made a wizard stick out of it, yeah.
All right, yeah.
See who can get to see for this.
So Michael Jackson wrote two number one hits for this 1982 album.
The title track was penned by Rod Temperton.
Thriller.
82? Was it that?
Oh, 82 Thriller?
Oh, I thought that was like 88.
Thriller or bad?
Oh, I don't know his album years.
I'm bad with...
See, I'm bad with years, too, especially then when I was...
I was still a beat.
What is Thriller?
What is Thriller?
Yes.
We've heard whispers that John McVee suggested changing the title of a 1977 album from yesterday's gone to this.
What is rumors?
See, look, you know all these.
I don't know.
What is rumors?
Fleetwood Mac, right?
I wouldn't even be able to told you that.
This idiomatic phrase is two words, but Nirvana made it one in 1991.
Never mind.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Oh, you didn't put it in the...
Oh, you didn't put it in the...
Oh, my question.
Summer are tracks on this 2019 offering from Taylor Swift.
Oh, I don't know her.
What was her cruel swan?
Obsession?
It's not shaking off.
The Red album?
Cruel summer.
I don't know Taylor Swift albums.
What?
Devin.
What is red?
No.
The songs are on, lover.
Love her.
Go ahead.
You can save the title of this Kendrick Lamar album full of one-word song titles like
love and humble.
Oh.
I don't know.
Damn.
What is damn?
Sophia.
What is damn?
You got it.
I did pretty good except Taylor Swift.
That was impressive.
I didn't pretty good except Taylor Swift.
I wouldn't even have been able to tell you that the bands were even Fleetwood Mac or whatever.
Man.
Wow.
I would do okay on a Jeopardy if it was all music or pop culture stuff.
Anything about like actual knowledge and history?
I think my problem with stuff like that as I think my ADD would get me.
I'm Jeopardy?
Because I'd be on that I'm starting, you know, I'm looking at lights and stuff like that.
and I'm forgetting it.
What is it?
I got a buzzer in my hand.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the thing.
Cody?
Or I'll be reading it in my head.
What's up?
Who is?
And I would never phrase it.
No.
In the end of question, I'd never do that.
Yeah, you got to practice hard.
Yeah, sports version you do well with, you think?
Oh, probably.
Probably.
Sports trivia?
And I do like to play the Nintendo versions.
I love video game Jeopardy.
It's so, the one, it is wicked hard.
are the ones that make you spell it correctly.
Oh, those are the earlier versions.
Yeah, you have to type it in.
The Super Nintendo one, it knows what you're saying,
and it'll give you the word.
But the regular one, you've got to actually spell it out.
This team ended a 100-year championship drought
by winning the World Series in 2016.
Is that the Cubs?
Chicago Cubs.
Okay.
This franchise holds the record for the most NBA championships
with 18 titles.
Celtics.
Correct.
This cover of NHL-20206 features Matthew Chukuk.
Oh.
Raising this famous trophy.
Is it the Stanley?
It is.
Okay.
It is.
In 2025, this star quarterback was named NFL's MVP for the previous year and married Haley Steinfeld.
Oh, Josh Allen.
Josh Allen.
We did it.
In 2018, U.S. Open tennis champion shares her last name with a populous city in Asia.
Oh.
Oh, I don't know.
Naomi Osaka.
Oh, I do know her.
And this American swimmer holds the all-time record for the most Olympic gold medals.
Oh, Michael Phelps.
Oh, Michael Phelps.
Good job.
Look at us.
All right, we'll be a good team.
The Empire Truck Show this weekend.
But you're a swing of speedway.
Empire Truckshow.com.
All the trucks you can imagine.
Burnouts will be up there.
Nationals, Tommy, be back up there doing burnouts.
Sick.
With that bikini contest and some cash prizes.
So if you want to get some action this weekend, Empire Truck Show.com.
I'll give away some passes tomorrow.
And Thursday.
Yo.
All right.
Congratulations to what's his name, David Rush, from Idaho, who has claimed the Guinness
World Record of Man Juggling Flaming Torches on a Unicycle.
Oh, there you go.
That's a useful skill to have.
We just got to find something stupid and claim it.
Yep.
Because if nobody else is going to challenge that, that's going to be there forever.
No, like, the Guinness World Record of juggling torches on a unicycle,
achieving 175 consecutive catches, quadrupling the previous record,
there was one of 37 catches.
Everyone's out there just juggling torches.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Cousin J, most farts on a radio show.
We're well into 1,200 at this point.
Right.
Documented.
I mean, it's right there.
He said,
Rush already had a multi-
Rush already a multi-record holder in both unicycling and juggling.
Damn, dude.
Double-dipping.
Quickly discovered the hidden danger.
Forward momentum creates a draft that blows flames back into the juggler's face.
Oh, wow, really?
His first attempt cost him his eyebrows.
And the hair on his hands.
That's not funny.
That is.
Practicing with unlit torches,
Rush made his official attempt,
and then dropped every torch twice.
I don't know what he's saying there,
but, okay, third try is where he got the rhythm and it worked out.
Sounds like he basically was cooked.
Chad.
Huh?
Chad, is the unicyclist cooked?
Is he cooked in there?
Hmm?
I just saw Polly walk in.
I want him to come here and tell you the story.
Polly!
Of the magician.
Yeah, the magician, yeah.
People want to know that.
Hmm.
Yeah, I mean, geez.
I want him to come in here and tell you guys,
that story. Paulie.
No. I didn't.
You might not be in the building. I just saw him walk past
the window. Come here.
Areas. Come here. Areas. Get on this
mic, because I told the story about you today.
That I didn't know. Then people didn't
know. So,
there was a magic show or like a circus
down near the city
where a guy got shot with an arrow and it went
through his neck. And I was saying that you saw a guy
buried alive, correct? I didn't know. Okay.
I didn't see it.
Okay. Okay. So, it's
Halloween. I'm staying at my dad's house at Fresno. And he's like, hey, there's a guy
getting buried. You want to go? And I go, no. Okay. That doesn't think I was at that age or I was like,
I don't want to do anything with my dad's. We stayed home. Did he go? What? No, but I backed out
of, because then we were later watching the news at 11 o'clock. It was Ben dies from getting it. I was
like, I touched a bullet. Like I didn't watch a dude die right from.
Because I was thinking of all the kids that watched this circus performer get shot in the neck, and I was like, I think Pauly watched a guy get buried alive, but I guess it's better that you didn't.
No, yeah, I didn't want to.
I was like 16.
No, I was 18.
It was my last, it was my last dad had to hang out with me before child support ended.
So, yeah.
It's the Paul Sibilia weekend, and he was like, you want to watch a guy get buried alive?
Yeah, and he actually died.
That's just crazy.
Yeah.
Did they just leave him?
He's already buried
He's literally.
No, they tried to get him out, I guess.
But, like, I read the article this morning.
It was, like, sand and, like, wet concrete and stuff?
You just use, like, a plastic box.
Yeah, plastic coffin.
They're like, we'll pop out of that and just dig through it.
So dumb.
You can dig through, like, a dog.
So dumb.
So I'm at least happy that you didn't live, you don't have that trauma on it.
That would be a traumatizing event.
Yeah.
No, but it is a funny thing to, like, tell your dad.
You're like, hey, remember the time you tried to get me to go see the guy die?
Did you know anybody that was there?
No.
He didn't know anybody in Fresno?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
All right, Polly.
So he's not that traumatized by it.
He almost went to see the guy buried in life.
So now he don't know why you are the way you are.
Yeah, we were blaming that, but no.
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