The Show - MENN DIAGRAM
Episode Date: October 22, 2025If you got a guy on the outside, you can get some wings in prison. Anyone wanna take a $9,000 cruise from Syracuse to Cleveland? A new Menn Diagram places fellas in to certain categories. Plus so much... more on a Wednesdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Is it a holly, down, dams?
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Not really, it's chilly and rainy out,
but it's a beautiful day with you.
The beautiful day for us to be together.
Yes.
With you guys.
Together, here we are.
Joined as one.
In holy matrimony.
Together, here we are.
Yeah, sorry.
Cody legally married all of us.
I've married myself to a couple of you guys.
You don't even know.
Good for you, Bob.
You don't even know.
Good for you.
That gets you on some life insurance.
It already passes away.
You are the next of kin or you are the spouse.
Yeah.
Good thinking.
A couple of you got some real good jobs that I know got some good benefits.
Oh, nice.
Just hang back.
I'm playing the long game here, folks.
All of a sudden, they'll go to, you know, do notified next of kin.
It'll say, Cory Leifie.
And he'll say, oh, you get the bug?
I don't know, but it was worth it.
We got fruit flies, but they're not our fruit flies.
I think they're starting somewhere in this building.
Yeah.
I got to put out my fruit fly trap, I think.
gonna have to
It's not us
For once
You cannot blame us
It's not our plants
We don't have any food out
Fruit flies don't come from plants
They're in the kitchen
And they're making
And they're making the
Making the way down hall
And they've been flying in my face
For two days
I got to make one of my little traps
Thought I just killed the one
And I was all happy
And then I immediately saw the other
I need to make one of my
Apple cider vinegar traps
Yeah
Happy belated birthday Ken and chat
First day is a 49 year old
Old ass
There's some of that, I think apple cider vinegar in the kitchen.
I can make my little trap then.
And I'll just set it out.
No.
That's easy to make.
So good morning.
Every body.
Happy Whiskey Wednesday.
Tonight 7 p.m.
We'll be sipping.
Watching some music videos.
We got two good weeks of music videos lined up.
Yeah?
Yeah.
A couple real good albums came out.
This month, October 1995.
Big month for albums.
Nice.
You get into all of those.
Love it.
Jay Coop says you got about six or seven.
Bugs, dude.
Awesome.
Six, seven.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How was everyone,
how was everyone's Tuesday?
I didn't know it was supposed to rain all day yesterday.
It rained all day at my house.
Did it rain of you?
Yeah, for the most part.
There was a...
That was gonna be like sunny and 60s.
Yeah, I thought it was supposed to be like upper 60s
and kind of clear, but no,
it was a little rainy off and on.
Yeah.
There were moments when it stopped,
and then there were a couple times where it was like,
It's boring.
Yeah.
But I was going to chill outside on the porch, but it just rained all day.
It's kind of a bummer.
That was supposed to be nice.
I was going to go for, I mean, not a good walk, but, you know.
Nice little hike with the pumper.
Well, no, I can't with my leg, but you can go up to Beacon Skiff and slowly meander
around and Elsa likes it.
You just can't go out of the orchard.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you for the follow baths.
Of course, Kelly with the sub.
Appreciate that.
It is a whiskey Wednesday.
It is just, you know, hang.
We're all going to hang today.
No, hang.
You're either doing the best yet.
ever did or you're doing the best you can, Sully.
Go away.
Which one is it?
I'm doing the best I ever did.
Doing the best I can.
Both sounds like excuses for me.
Good morning. Happy Whiskey Wednesday, everybody.
Full of excuses, Sully.
Tonight 8, 7 o'clock on Twitch.
7 o'clock fall time hours.
Fall time.
Officially fall time now, right?
When is the first day of fall?
Is it, isn't it?
Was it a week ago?
Is it today?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's drink and celebrate.
I'm not sure.
It's eventually.
Couple hot NBA games, I guess, last night.
Yeah.
We officially underway for the regular season now, right?
Rockets, Thunder.
That was a good game.
Overtime.
And then Warriors beat the Lakers, and then a ton of games today.
It's like today the first official day or something.
Yeah.
And of course, the one game I want to see is at 9.30.
Spurs Mavs?
Yeah.
Why?
Because the Maves are so good?
Well, Spurs got Wemble.
and a couple other cool pieces,
and the Mavs got Cooper Flagg.
And that dude, just in the couple preseason games,
in like two minutes a couple weeks ago,
he scored like 10 points,
had five rebounds, had a couple blocks,
a couple assists, and legit, like a two-minute stretch.
Wow, all right.
It's like, all right, he might be legit.
So that could be a real fun battle between those two for a while.
But NBA doesn't really start until the Christmas.
Who did you say is the hot team this year?
Oh, Casey.
Okay, see, that's the one?
Yep.
And they pulled it off last night, one point.
But, like I said, though,
so what I was saying about the NBA?
Just the one random one was plus 25 for Durant with points.
He had like 30.
You're going to make money on that.
So you just got to be careful.
You don't want to be too cocky, though.
As I was telling our youngest yesterday,
these casinos don't build these big buildings by giving away money.
Yeah.
They ain't know what they're doing.
Draft Kings don't afford Kevin Hart because they're giving away money.
Yeah.
All right.
I think we're learning that lesson, aren't we, bawd?
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Editor's note, I read that wrong, and Kevin Durant only scored 23 points.
I'm a big fucking loser and can swear in this because it's the podcast.
And Editor's Note.
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Al Jaro Muffins.
That's like, what, 20-7 years old?
No one knows what we're talking about.
If you're going to smuggle something into a prison,
might as well be chicken wings,
as we bitched a lot about how much they were yesterday.
Ew, butt chicken wings.
That's my least favorite flavor.
Honestly? Well, anyways.
Travis County Corrections officer Amos
Nenway, I guess I'll just say Amos. Big Amos.
Big Anus.
Was arrested on misdemeanor contraband charges after smuggling chicken wings into jail for 50 bucks.
How exactly did he do it?
Well, if he's a corrections officer, he can do what Joyce Mitchell did.
Remember Joyce Mitchell up at Dana Moore?
She would just like bring the ground beef in and.
Yeah.
Just put this ground beef in the freezer.
Oh, okay.
Let me just put this here.
An inmate told a relative that Big Amos had provided him with chicken wings after he sent the officer money on cash app.
I don't know why I'm all right with this.
I guess just give me some wings.
I don't care.
You bought wings and you brought him in?
All right.
Fine.
Yeah, if someone, that's whatever.
If you've got the money or whatever to, hey, can you get me some wings if you're out there?
I know why it's wrong.
Yes.
I can see how.
that starts problems or whatever,
but I don't know if you need to be like slapping the, you know,
the cuffs on Big Amos for whatever.
Texas Penal Code 38114 says chicken wings are not provided or authorized to be provided to inmates.
Because you can use the bone as a stab.
To make a shanky shank out of them, yeah.
Kelly, I don't know how an inmate has cash app.
I don't know how I watch so many inmates live in prison on TikTok.
That's what I mean.
I was just watching a guy that.
that he had like a whole like, like food set up that he would sell to inmates and be like,
I'll make you whatever you want.
It's like, how do you have that, all of that, and this phone?
And the phone and they'll like, they'll do this move or they heat up like the corner of their metal table.
And that's like a, that's like a griddle essentially.
Yeah.
The whole day.
Then it's like nobody sees that.
Three smells.
Cooking burgers or, I think they do, but I really think that there's probably bigger problems.
They're like, all right, well, they're what, eating ramen?
Fine.
Right, they're not stabbing.
Are they not fighting each other?
Okay.
You know, like, I get it.
We're probably corrections officers aren't really.
They'll probably stretch a little thin, but.
Yeah.
So if you're cooking a little ramen or eating some chigowing, then I'll know.
Whatever.
Let me get some.
Whiskey Wednesday.
Come get a drink with your board.
Tonight at 7 p.m.
Not six, but 7.
Oh, got him.
I see what you did there.
Let me see what you go out there.
7 p.m. tonight on Twitch.
Let's get some.
to drink,
What don't we?
I say this, I'm telling you this next story.
By prefacing it, but as I'm a champion for Central New York,
upstate New York, I love where I live.
Okay.
I love the state of New York.
I love the things you can visit in the state of New York, all right?
But this thing that I'm going to tell you about, it's stupid.
It's stupid.
Okay.
I don't think it's a good idea.
As stupid as us?
Nothing is stupid as us.
Stupid as idiot.
American cruise lines has announced a cruise through the Great Lakes
that starts in Syracuse and ends in Cleveland and costs $9,000.
Oh my God.
I mean, it's...
Again, if you had nine grand, you have a nine grand.
you want to do this, it's all for you.
Go for it.
It's a neat idea to, you know, go through the little
connecting things and whatever, but
nine grand.
Like, here's the itinerary.
I got it on my screen if you want to look at it.
And I feel like they would have had to have left now.
What do you mean?
If you're going to do this.
I think it's for next year.
They announced that they're opening up excursions.
When is it going to be?
There's a bunch of different options where you can book.
Hold on.
Either got to do the summer.
Yeah.
May 22nd, May 29th, June 5th, August 27th, or May 2nd.
Or yeah, you got to do summer, not then, but summer when it's nice, so it makes sense, kind of.
Or in the fall, when you can enjoy all of the north, northeast, like, foliage and stuff.
May?
I enjoy a good cruise, but I can't, maybe it's because I live here, maybe this is people who don't live around here,
and they'd visit and get to see Central New York and upstate New York.
Because for me
To leave from Syracuse
Then go to a Suego
Again, I love a Svigo
But I don't think it's really a cruise destination
Yeah, what size boat is going to go up that river
So not even a big boat?
Hold on, I got a photo
Looks like that.
Can you see it on your screen?
It's a big boat.
It's like the size of an Uncle Sam boat tours.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
It's fine.
Cruise into the Thousand Island
to visit Clayton where the antique boat museum and island mansions capture the glamour of the
Gilded Age.
That I like.
I do like going on the Uncle Sam boat tours and seeing all these things up there.
I do like that.
But it's May.
So enjoy all the dead trees everywhere.
Then they encourage you to visit the Erie Canal Museum in Syracuse.
Okay.
So you have to then figure out a way to get from wherever that boat is to the Erie Canal Museum
and back?
I'm assuming they do it like an excursion.
So when you're on a boat, the ship, rather, it comes into port,
and then there's like a bus or transportation or something.
Okay.
That will drive you in.
What port?
The port of Syracuse, the Syracuse port.
Oh, they're going to go dock over by Ryan's House of Fishery?
Ryan's Fishack, yeah.
If that's open, by then, you can go see a little Ryan's fishery.
Please visit it.
So many times.
Please.
About a hundred million times per person, I think.
And then you're going to go from Clayton,
spend the day cruising Lake Ontario
to Rochester
where they say you can go to like the Eastman
Museum and all that George Eastman stuff out there
then you're going to cruise down through Niagara Falls
off the fall
hit a sick jump
sick jump day in Buffalo
and then you'll spend a day cruising Lake Ontario
Lake Erie to get to Cleveland
where you can do Cleveland things
this is not worth $9,000
That's what I'm trying to understand.
Maybe if you're visiting, you're like,
I've always wanted to see two of the Great Lakes.
Other than maybe the last part,
it's just something that like upstate New York dads
make their families do all summer long.
We're going to get on a boat and we're going to go
and we're going to go up to see some of that.
And then we're going to go down there.
We're going to go over Rochester and we're going to go to Buffalo.
We do all this, but I do it in the Honda.
Right?
Ah, see, this is a big old boat with a bunch of other people.
at their pace.
So it's got to be for people who aren't,
you don't live around here,
because why would anybody up here pay $9,000 to do that?
But maybe somebody in like another country has expendable cash,
and they're like, I want to, I want to tour Lake Ontario.
I got to go see what's happening over in Rochester.
We're going to dock in Rochester.
Which we've all been there.
I mean, come on.
I would never docked in Rochester.
And to have the ending be Cleveland.
I mean, nothing against it.
And then does it come back here at least?
Or you have to figure out your own damn way back to Syracuse?
No, it's got to come back because you can see the reverse schedule.
All right.
But I already did all the things.
Good look.
It's a good point.
Maybe I got to take a...
It's just a straight shot back.
I got to fly back from Cleveland to Syracuse.
You've done all the stuff, but now you're bored as hell,
but you're still on a stupid-ass-boat boat in the middle of Cleveland.
Oh, we just passed Rochester another three hours.
Washy-washy.
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Oh buddy
So were you following the
That AWS outage
Like when everything was off earlier this week
Did you see any of that?
I heard of it but now didn't
It didn't affect me
I was not affected
Amazon Web Services
AWS went down
And so many different services use AWS for like their cloud stuff and like their connection is basically nerdy stuff.
Do the Russians have my nudes?
I think because you sent them to the Russians.
They have your nudes.
Yes.
I don't think they had to seek them out at all.
Nope.
They're pretty easily accessible.
I sent them to them.
Well, I guess one of the issues, and this is where like as much as nerdy as I am,
I do think sometimes technology can go a little too far.
because this is just a bed
but it's one of those smart beds
it's called 8 sleep
it's a pod mattress that like does
like the up and the down and it cools you
and it heats you.
Is this another thing from colard
or do I have to poop in this bed?
You have to poop on this bed, yes,
and then it detects if you're sick or not.
I knew it.
No, I guess they discovered
when AWS went down on Monday or Tuesday
whatever day it was
that these beds have no offline mode
So they started to freak out.
People's beds were overheating.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Eight Sleeps products rely on cloud connectivity to control temperature
and track biometric data.
When AWS went down, users lost access to the app that manages its water-cooled coils.
That seems like an electrocution waiting to happen.
You know, right?
That's a bad idea.
So just rocking it up to like every bed that they had was like 95.
degrees. Some beds overheated. Others stopped cooling altogether. Several users said their devices
became completely unresponsive. So poor Grandpa Joe, Grandma Josephine, Grandpa George and Grandma
Georgina couldn't even move. Nope. They were stuck in their beds. You imagine that though? Those
four in a hot sauna bed just cooking there's cabbage farts.
Heating up everything. Yeah, dude. The while the sheet flops a little bit and you get a little bit of that air.
Because that's what Grandpa Joe would do.
You know it.
I need a $2,000 bed.
Do you, Joe?
Do you?
How about you get a job?
Well, we got to have our weird old people orgies in this.
Poor Charlie's mother making cabbage soup all day.
Doing laundry to pay the bills and you got to have a $2,000 smart bed,
Grandpa Joe?
It heats itself.
Eight sleep confirmed, yeah.
There's no offline mode yet, but we're working on it.
Maybe you should have worked on that before you release the bet.
Yeah.
Before you release it.
the bed.
That should be one of the checks and balances.
Figure out the offline mode.
All right.
So if the powers goes down, everything's fine, right?
No, they go absolutely haywire.
Cool.
To market.
You know, Donkey was a great point here in our chat.
Why not just unplug the bed?
Great question.
Donkey.
I don't know why they didn't just unplug the bed.
Maybe they're not.
Do they not need a plug?
Don't unplug me.
It's like some weird new crazy technology from,
from the aliens.
Some describe their beds as being
bricked, which is when a device
you can't operate a device. It's called
it's being bricked up. I'm bricked up
right now. I'll say, yeah, sure, that's what that's called.
They demanded a fallback option
that works without an internet connection. The company
had previously faced criticism over security
flaws. Like what? Are the Russians
tracking my sleep now?
We know
we know how much you
value your Santa Claus
and much of the same. We know
You are sleeping and we know when you are awake.
Are they tracking my bedtime farts, not the Russians.
In Russia, bedtime fart to you.
I don't think anybody was injured.
They were just inconvenience, but comically, it would have been great if somebody just got whipped out of the bed because the internet.
That would have been hilarious, like a right against the wall.
Old timing cartoon, one of those, one of those beds called it flopped into the wall.
The Murphy beds.
A little reverse Murphy bed.
315, 365, 164, 1009.
Krock text line.
I got photos of Cody giving a.
reverse Murphy bed.
No!
Ladies and gentlemen,
we must come together.
Or whatever David Drayman
would be saying right now on stage.
That was a good Obama kind of.
He does have an Obama cadence to it.
That's a pretty good Obama.
Now he makes a lot of speeches.
I like it.
We must come together.
He does.
As one soul.
He talks a lot.
Celebrating music together.
That's all I got for a David Drayman.
I like it.
Ahoy, hoi.
Happy Wednesday.
Tomorrow, your final.
Thursday of the Spooktacular Stroll.
No more meatballs over there with the Spuptaculars.
You know, guys, it's going to be a nice.
It looks like it's going to be nice and just very autumnal tomorrow through the weekend.
Yeah, during the day, it does a little dry, a little rainy, and then it kind of moves on through
once we get into the afternoon.
Josh, I've been in a coma.
What is the Sputacular Stroll?
Oh, first of all.
Are you, I'm glad you're fine.
Are you healing okay?
Are you all right?
Is there permanent brain damage of some kind?
Do you need help?
Are you with us?
Where are you?
Spooktacular stroll.
C-O-I's not-so-scary half-mile walk over at Long Branch Park.
All these dedicated areas.
Very fun.
Very cool.
Family-friendly.
And the path is paved.
So if you got a stroller or a wagon or...
Of course it is.
Maybe grandma's in a wheelchair or whatever it is.
Back in my day, we walked on on paved paths.
Walked through piles of horse manure.
Thursday night's dog o'ween.
Saturday and Sundays treats on the trail.
And all the tickets are by the car load.
go to spooktacular stroll.com.
I'm excited, well, not excited for this to end,
but I'm excited for her to end because I want to see what dog treats come back here.
Oh, that's good news from Barley.
Well, they sent when to get those,
was it who I don't want to give us to the wrong person,
whoever gave the treats, who they donated them as nice people,
but Katie had to drive.
To go pick them up?
Two hour.
Oh, nice.
In the truck, and they almost didn't fit.
Nobody really measured.
at first.
So the pallets
just barely made it on the truck.
Wow, on the K-Rock truck?
Yeah, and then go all the way back.
But, I mean, there's a ton of
A lot of treats.
So go take advantage of that tonight, man.
Because I bet they're a little more
generous, if you will.
It's like when the mall's closing at the food court,
you got to get rid of all of it.
Last day at the state fair.
Bring the puffers over tomorrow nights.
So this earlier date,
let's see how angry this makes people.
Oh, boy.
Has this woman on TikTok,
I have two dating things we'll do here.
All right.
Nice big chunk of dating.
As a woman and her friends on TikTok,
you know what a Venn diagram is, right?
Where it's like a circle and a circle and where they overcross.
Gotcha, yes.
That's a Venn diagram.
Gotcha.
They've released the men diagram.
Oh.
Where they'll show you the traits,
and if they have these traits,
they're probably this thing.
That's a good idea.
That's a helpful.
It is supposed to predict the type of guy you're dealing with and how datable he is.
Yeah, it's a helpful tool, I would say.
Based on three main factors, all right?
How smart, how nice, and how handsome.
I'm not smart or handsome.
Hey, listen, and I'm not really that even nice.
Is this baseball?
I'm in 333.
Okay, perfect.
Perfect.
I'm an all-star.
So here's how they broke down their men diagram.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
If he's smart and nice, he's probably a nerd.
All right, so they're going real wide range with these.
If he's smart and nice, he's probably a nerd.
Or just smart and nice.
But okay.
If he's smart and handsome, it's probably a jerk.
Oh, okay.
Smart and handsome, probably a jerk.
Now, I'm trying to, like, I'm trying to make these characters.
in my brain so I can see them.
I was picturing them as different like
movie characters. For some reason that one
to me was like a like a Leonardo
DiCaprio and the Walt Wolf of Wall Street.
That's what I'm going to say like a finance bro
with like a puffy vest on. Finance bro
with like a puffy vest on. I feel like this
is a good idea. I'm in venture capital.
Like that kind of guy. It's a cool little like I think
like a cool tool you can use to like
you know help you figure out personalities and stuff
but it's too broad.
It's too this study
meets vast. Listen it's these
ladies are making this list on how they find their men, and that's fine by me.
So if he's smart and nice, he's probably a nerd.
Yep.
He's smart and handsome.
He's probably a jerk.
Yep.
If he's handsome and nice,
yep.
Probably dumb.
Probably dumb.
Handsome and nice.
Ah, yeah.
I don't, I don't know.
I don't know if I, I don't know.
Handsome and nice probably dumb.
I'm sure there are.
Yes.
But I don't, I don't know.
I don't know, but.
And then if he's smart, nice, and handsome,
probably gay.
Oh.
Probably gay.
If he's got the trifecta, sorry.
I'm glad I didn't say what I was going to say after you said that then.
Oh, man.
Probably gay.
Why does nothing ever open?
Oh, you broke it.
Stop, stop.
Stop.
Un mute.
Thank you.
Feast your eyes upon it.
Okay.
Me and my friends refer to the men diagram.
often, I often send it to men that I'm talking to when I used to be on dating apps.
And it's a good time.
Now, in the comments, if the men end up here, I would like you to comment where you fall on the men diagram.
I'm with Chuck.
Chuck says he's ugly and dumb.
I'm ugly, dumb, and gay.
So what am I?
What am I there?
None of you are ugly and dumb.
I'm ugly and gay.
We're all beautiful.
I would like you to comment.
What you say?
Like almost every single man I've ever showed this men diagram to has answered and how it physically could not be their answer.
Because if I told you why it would give away what the answer was, but I want you to guess what you think almost every man I've ever showed this to has answered.
And then I will, you know, follow up with a video.
They probably think they're all handsome and nice.
They think they're all three.
But again, it's too broad.
I can't pick.
That's, there's a little bit, so there's too much.
Nah.
I disagree.
So say you've now gone, debunked, debunked.
Debunked.
So say you've gone on these dating apps.
Good morning.
This is K Rock.
You've passed the men diagram.
You've, now you're on the date.
Now you're on the date.
Okay.
I'm on the date now.
Well, a new website ranks the best first drinks to order on your first drinks to order
on your first date. So you're out. What is your go-to drink option for that first date?
Oh, I don't have that. It depends on where we are, the time, what's on the menu.
Oh, okay. Because if it's like fall time, maybe like a fall-timey beer, but if there's like a fun,
like a fun drink on the menu, I'm getting it. I don't care what it is. Yeah, I mean, I think that's
going to show kind of adventurous kind of fun guy you are, right? Yeah, I don't care if it's a
Girlier drink or, you know, a fancier drink or whatever.
If it's something fun looking, I would, I would like to have that, please.
Some people just say no alcohol on a first date at all.
How are you going to loosen up?
I could, I don't, I don't, I wouldn't drink on a first date.
How am I going to take my shirt off then?
Get comfortable.
Exactly.
According to a new survey from Tinder, 57% of people say they have at least one.
A little alcoholic drink on the first date.
I got the, I got, I got, there we go.
I got burby burps.
They came up with a list of go-to drink options for the first date.
What do you think is the most solid pick?
31% of people surveyed said this is the best first date drink.
They just get a beer.
Oh, no.
No?
This is something you would get.
Oh, like a cranberry vodka?
Nope.
Oh, what?
Marg.
It's getting the marg.
Oh, okay, that's fine.
We're going out.
We're getting food.
We're getting some marg.
It depends on where you are getting.
Come on now, yeah.
If you're like a Sam Miguel.
Yeah, I'm getting the Mars.
Kelly's making them cocktails.
I'm going to have one.
Exactly.
But if I'm at Burger King, then I'm taking...
Sliding that mixture.
If you're a lucky lady who's about to have it your way with Coco and a Burger King,
just a couple of Mr. Pabs will do.
Listen, you're about to get flame broiled.
Okay.
Found you right now.
There it is.
Not many other places allow us to just sit right in the parking lot and smoke.
That is true.
Now we go right in.
But that's how to...
That's how you know it's going to work out.
If you find a lass who's willing to sit in a burger, get busy in a Burger King bathroom
potentially, but even just sit in the Burger King parking lot and smoke a J and then get a chicken
palm or whatever.
You got to at least offer it.
Marg is number one.
Number two, just a shot.
Get a shot of something like you said.
Loosen up.
Just boom.
Get loosey goosey.
Get all loosey goosey.
Number three, glass of wine.
Number four, a martini.
A martini feels like it'd look classy.
Like, if you're on a date, right?
You're like, oh, me, I just drink martinis because I'm a man of the town.
Oh, my tini?
I'm very cosmopolitan.
Duh.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
A mimosa's number five.
Pinyacalada.
Number six.
Man, people are getting, having some parties.
Whiskey made it.
Old-fashioned made it.
Scotch on the.
rocks made it, but it's like, you know.
Yeah, I don't, you're standing there with a big old glass of scotch on the rocks.
What would you get? Like, you're on a date. What do you get?
That's what I mean, though. It would all depend on, like, where we are, you know what I mean?
What we're doing? Because Margs is a good one. If you're at, like, you know, a certain
restaurant or whatever, but if you're up at, like, beacon skiff.
Get a beacon skiff. You know what I mean? Then you get, like, one of their ciders or something.
Or if you're at, like, a place that's got fun drinks. You're like a, a, like, a, a place that's got fun drinks.
You like a fun drink.
I've been better on a first date since 2003,
so I couldn't tell you what's going on out there, but...
Lucky you.
I'm very lucky, yes, thank you.
Survey found that the most confident daters
prefer a margarita.
So it's like a power move to get a margarita.
What if you get a marred tower?
Right? Just get that whole big...
Bring the tower.
Give the whole thing.
What?
I'm getting hammered. Bring this tower.
One glass.
Just... I'm going to put my mouth under the spikin.
I'm drinking this.
Bring the marg over.
Don't worry about it.
Most confident daters prefer a classic marg or just doing shots.
Wow.
Or drinking neat.
Like whiskey neat, bud?
Man, people are getting drunk, bro.
Yeah, let me get that loop tube.
Bring the loop tube over.
We're drinking.
I don't feel bad to just ripping a big old bong before anymore now.
There you go.
You guys are out of doing shots.
People are hammered.
Hell yeah.
What are you ordering on your first date?
What?
You're laughing at the commercial?
I just noticed.
Is that what's his nuts?
Who?
The other Farley.
Yes, it is.
I think that's the Farley, bro.
Yes.
In that Amazon commercial, good morning.
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The NBA is kind of doing your little gimmick of like when you go to the old TV room
with the old looking setup.
did it for last night anyway where they did like the old to pick the teams to show what
game was coming up.
It looked like.
They showed like an old TV like you were playing an old video game and like teams select.
And I was like, hey, I've seen an old looking TV inside of a new looking TV before.
We watch music videos out in the TV room during Whiskey Wednesday.
You got to catch a live though because they're muted if you go back on demand.
Dude, Twitch is getting real jerky with mutant stuff.
Usually they don't care.
Like when we do our, like sometimes we'll like,
like, bumpbacks or whatever?
No, like the, that, yeah, that they don't care about,
but they're hitting some of those now.
But like when we're like, all right,
they did top five whatever songs and we put a bunch of songs,
they usually don't care.
Now they do.
Now they do.
YouTube definitely does.
And they'll hit it on random spots that don't mean anything.
Or there's no reason for it to mute.
Other than me trying to record a delicious fart.
I can't.
Which is really what's,
and I'm like, did you mute the fart?
The priority is to have the farts, and I don't know why I would mute it.
You'll be hearing from our lawyers.
Have you seen this app Endless Summer?
No.
It's AI, which you know how I feel about AI.
We don't need to discuss.
What do I do?
Is it fun times?
But it's a way to pretend you're having fun times.
So if you're like, I didn't go on any big vacations, but I want to pretend like I did.
Can you put me in a bunch of vacation scenes?
Or I didn't go to a Halloween party.
but I want to pretend like I did.
Can you put me in some Halloween scenes?
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
I haven't downloaded yet because I'm just learning about it.
Endless summer.
It uses AI to create fake photos so it looks like you went on vacation or you can even
put yourself in a Halloween costume in Halloween mode that looks like you dressed up and went
to a party.
Anybody who knows me knows I would not have gone to a party.
So they're going to be like, okay, bud.
But you don't know?
I can't, I don't know which one it is.
And I don't want to download this one because this is all in a Japanese character.
Oh, is that?
No, this is a, nope, that's like TEMU.
Let me see if I can find what the...
I can't find it.
Let me see what the app logo looks like.
It looks like a smiley face written in sand.
Do you see any app logos that look like that?
No.
That's weird.
Maybe it's only on iPhone right now.
Oh, oh, I forget that it's only on iPhone.
That happens.
It uses AI to create fake photos of you in costumes with other people partying around you.
The app just came out this.
month, but it does many different things.
Like I said, you can make you in vacation photos.
You can try it out and do four photos for free, then you got to pay.
Oh, really?
Can it make it look like there's the scary killer guy behind me?
Those were classic too.
You know what I think is going to happen?
And I saw a TikTok on this and I think it's right.
Is that I think we're on the other side of social media.
Because with all this AI stuff, we're going to be.
looking at social media or Instagram or whatever we use and we're not going to trust anything
we see we're going to go I don't know is that real is that a real photo or something is that
real AI no and when that happens like our human brain is going to be like oh well this is no longer
this is no longer service to me because I don't trust what I'm seeing it's already happened
with Twitter for you I used to be all about Twitter and it was a good source of you know
certain information and stuff like that now it's it's all
AI and bots.
You know what I mean?
It's like this whole platform is almost just worthless now.
Well, it's called that internet theory and we're approaching it because now our eyes and
our brains won't be able to believe anything we see.
It was just over the weekend.
I was going to post a video, but I felt like it was way too nerdy.
They essentially, like the European version of like our FBI.
Okay.
busted into a bot farm.
Okay.
You don't have a bot farm, right?
Yeah.
So it's fake accounts.
Yeah, that thing with all the phones in the boxes and stuff.
That I've posted videos, whatever.
Yep.
How many fake accounts do you think we're coming out of this one bot farm?
I'm telling you accounts that would exist on the internet.
That you think you're arguing with.
That you think you're arguing with.
How many accounts do you think came out of this?
One, when I tell you this bot farm was the size of our office, if not smaller?
I don't want to go too big or too small
50,000
49 million
49 million fake accounts
were in this one bot farm
so if that exists
and they all voted for Biden
if that exists
yeah nothing on the internet's real anymore
no you know no it's you can see it
you can see it coming like you said because it's
it's already happening with the people that are
either gullible or stupid
and think that the things they are seeing on there
are real and you know the
I almost call it like the grandparent syndrome
of no no that's I saw it
I saw it on the Facebook that's real
or there's the people like me
where it's starting to with that stuff
it's starting to turn out like what I
do with news articles
where I go like that's fake not
everything is fake now
because I can't tell what's real now
all of it's fake every picture I see I have to
like, I don't know if that's
a real picture anymore. Does that happen on dating
apps? Like, you don't know if there's a real person on a dating app?
That was an unreal thing
where it's the ages
and bots and filters
and stuff. Oh my God, it was
just some of the craziest stuff. Well, it's crazy
because no one trusts anything anymore.
Like right now, right now,
and I'm not saying anything to get political, right now
the White House is literally being
demolished. The East Wing
where the First Lady
normally is, Melani is not there,
The East Wing is being demolished for a ballroom.
I will not say anything else.
But people are seeing the photo and they're saying, that's AI.
That's not real.
And it's real.
Yep.
So the opposite is happening.
That's what I mean.
The real things are happening.
We're going, that's not really happening.
And that's what I'm saying is happening to me.
Where I'm seeing things and going, that's not real.
We're going back to like books, I think now.
Yeah.
That's what I have to like go and do, which is crazy that this is a step that you have to take people.
sometimes you got to take the next step.
That's what I've been saying.
And kind of look further into something as opposed to just eating and going,
that's a real thing.
I saw it on Facebook.
Right.
You got to do one more step.
Maybe.
You got to do one more step.
And just a,
and not even like a do your own research.
No, no, no.
I like that.
Say, hey, that doesn't seem real.
Go an extra step.
Not just, don't just be okay with.
Nope, that's a real thing.
That actually happened and move on.
Yeah.
Like a lot of it is, and I'm not even, not any of it that really I'm talking about is the political stuff.
I'm more mean just like some of the stupid crap you see where like a lady comes outside and her kid is sitting on a wolf.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I know.
And they're like, no, look at this video of this, this guy jumped into a gorilla cage and then he fought a gorilla.
Right.
Like, no, no.
But it's getting so good now.
Yeah.
It's getting so good now that they're hiding the little watermark thing.
the sore are a little watermark.
It's very easier to fake things.
But if I can go back to being optimistic,
I really do think that we're on the other side of social media.
As weird as that sounds,
all metrics show that less people are using it
because they don't trust it
or because it's just people arguing all the time.
And I think we're just, I really do feel,
like in the next five years,
as weird as it sounds,
human connection is going to become more important.
important than ever, if that makes sense.
Yeah. Yeah. No, I can see it. Because I think everything on our screens has become untrustable.
Yeah. Even uncrustable. So become untrustable.
They better not. It just rhymes. So I said it.
But I think that like human connection will be back in the next few years. If I can be an optimist for a little bit.
Well, because everything you see on the internet, you can't, like you're saying, you just can't trust.
This whole app is making fake vacation photos. So you just don't know. You just, you just can't tell.
or filters and, you know what I mean, all that stuff.
It's wild.
Like even celebrities aren't living the lives you think they're living.
Like they're renting these planes or they'll go to a set and take a photo in a plane.
Like even the people who you think are living lavish lives are faking it for views.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're just, you're really good at.
So I just can't, you can't trust anything.
And I'm kind of glad because now, I don't know, it's not going to be great when the AI bubble bursts because
It's like 10 companies.
Yeah, you don't, yeah.
There's a lot of money that's going to, it's going to affect a lot of us.
People are going to go broke and it's going to suck.
It's going to suck and your 401k is going to hit pretty bad.
But it needs to happen for us to get our brains back, I think.
I think the internet happened really fast and it did a lot of damage and maybe we're on the other side of it.
I don't know.
Keep the conversation going.
Remember we were just sharing the silly stupid?
I remember those days.
A.
I wouldn't give to just have one strong bad email.
And that's all I did on the internet.
is just to play a mini-golf game on addictinggames.com,
see one strong, bad email,
maybe watch like a funny YouTube video,
and that was it.
There wasn't any propaganda to make people hate each other all day long.
Figure out what songs going on my aim.
Change my win-amp skin.
Like, that's when I was having a good time.
Oh, you don't even have me in your profile?
You're not my top eight.
No, no, no, no.
No, that's weird.
You're not my top eight.
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Happy Whiskey Wednesday.
Come get a drink with me.
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I'll stop over there today, see what they got for drinking for a little sipping
whiskey tonight and of course East Coast
Emeralds in North Syracuse.
For that 720
smoke break. Cody,
I have a problem and it's
time that I bring it to the air and
let you know about it.
Okay. Let you know, let the audience
know about my newest
addiction. Um, because
it's ramping up.
Yesterday, I did it
for two hours.
And I'm worried that we've gone.
I'm worried that there's no turning around now.
Okay.
I can't stop watching
Classic Unsolved Mysteries.
And I'm going to break it down how this happens.
There's a channel called True Crimes, I guess, on YouTube.
But it's like Crime, CR-I-M-Z.
Yeah, no, YouTube TV has the weirdest channels, man.
You go through that enough.
You'll find some channels.
It's like they called up a...
couple from the minor league.
Yeah.
From like,
and hold that thought because I want to talk about how minor league these channels are.
Yeah.
So for a little behind the curtain scene of how my day works,
I kind of break my day up into two halves.
I'm here for the morning and I do this stuff.
And then Cody goes and does a bunch of editing.
And then from my home studio,
I do a bunch of follow-up stuff like podcast promos, all the stuff.
So I do my second half of my day.
It's a hybrid model, I guess.
It's a hybrid.
where I'll do a lot, I do a lot of my work at home,
and I'll put on a TV show.
And every day at noon is like 1980s unsolved mysteries.
That are still probably unsolved.
Bro, that's the best part.
Google it and like, no, that guy's still somewhere.
It's Dennis Farina.
Like, he's going and taking these old Robert Stack episodes and giving you updates.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
That's neat.
Watch the footage.
Yeah.
I mean, these were filmed like, you know, 20 years ago.
Back one, Dennis Farina.
Oh, he's dead.
Yeah, he's dead.
I saw his butt on TV.
Did you?
No, you're thinking, um, Dennis Franz.
Yes, I am.
Dennis Farina is another one.
You would know his voice if I played it for you.
Are they both dead?
Ooh, Dennis.
Look up Dennis Franz.
See if he's still, uh, Sippowitz.
Dennis Franz still with us?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's still with us?
Yeah.
How old is he?
80.
Wow.
All right.
So,
At noon every day, they put on like a block of classic unsolved mysteries.
Okay.
And I am so locked in on these, dude.
I can't, I can't.
None of them matter.
Because it's like, yes, they do.
But do they?
Because like this kid went missing in 1989.
Like, it's gone.
It's over.
But do they say like, sometimes they do.
Like, they'll be like, update.
Yeah.
In March of 1994, little Joey was found.
I think things have gotten better with time and we found them.
It was the parents.
Like yesterday.
Yesterday there was a guy who for some reason he was a flasher and this woman's son went out.
Like he was out in the front of their house just with his pot out.
Oh boy.
And the teenage son goes out to like confront him and that guy kills him and then flees.
And there was this big manhunt and they found him down in like the Caribbean or whatever.
That's crazy.
That was the update.
It was like,
because the unsolved mystery
was that he killed this guy
and ran away.
Yeah.
Update.
Dennis Farina gives you the update
that 10 years later,
they found him.
Hey, we frick.
Actually, where he was,
she was down in the Caribbean.
I said, hey, what the fricks are doing down there?
And we brought him up and now he's in jail.
Whoa.
Because there's a couple minor league stations I watch.
You guys can have your mainstream stations.
No, it's great when you put on the...
I love the true crimes or the Z.
I love...
What is it? Great American Family
and...
Lord or whatever that super Christian channel is I put on?
No, the Pluto's got, I mean, they all do.
Yeah, did.
Just some of the channels they give to things.
Like here, just give it its own whole channel.
Let's see, what's on right now on Tubeby?
Anything fun on, who do they do?
You can get local news.
But here's the problem with these being so minor league.
What are you seeing?
King of Queen.
They have a whole dedicated King of Queen's channel?
Well, this one's the sitcom.
channel. This one isn't as
straightforward as like,
is it one of them just as like, here's
supermarket sweep channel. Here's
Cops channel. You know what I mean?
This one is just more generic, but it's got all on here.
You want to watch Maud? My Three Sons.
Kelly says, Josh, you should listen
to crime junkie on Spotify. Kelly, I do.
I listen to all the true crime podcasts.
Although there is a slight glitch with
iOS 26
currently overmodulating in the podcast
app. We have complained about it on the
Apple forums.
Talk it.
So podcasting is not very enjoyable right now.
It's pretty much garbage, although that's where you can find a, or isn't your commercial, right?
Where am I?
Are you in the middle of podcasts?
So the reason that it's hard to watch these channels, this is going to sound really insensitive
of me and I don't care.
I'll wear this hat.
Because this is a little behind the scenes in the broadcasting world.
If you don't sell the ad space, what do you put in the ad space, Cody?
the PSAs.
Yep.
And none of these
stations are selling commercials
because it's true crimes
showing unsolved mysteries
from 1989.
No, you can tell a lot of them
it's funny because it'll just,
what they do is
they'll just be like
true crimes,
be right back.
And it's that
and then it's just a music.
And it's,
oh yeah,
or it's just that
like the YouTube channel
relaxation scene.
Like forget it.
We didn't sell anything here.
But what all these channels
do that I watch
is there's so,
Watch.
Bombers!
I'm just trying to enjoy an unsolved mysteries,
and then I got to hear about pediatric cancer for two minutes.
Or the shriners.
Because you're in that middle of the day.
So they're trying to appeal to the old folks?
Or the stay-at-home, like, parents.
Moms or parents.
Yes, because that's one of those where they put them on,
they put certain things on at certain times.
I know it's insensitive.
The dogs and those ones, they start later.
They're on a little bit later.
They'll sneak some dogs in.
It's always sick kids.
A heart association.
The dogs that need money.
Disabled veterans.
Like, their commercials are the biggest bummers.
Yeah.
I, I, it's rough.
I can't do it.
I have to take my headphones off or I have to, like, walk away.
And it also makes me, like, feel bad about myself.
Why?
Because you're not giving $10 a month.
It's a cup of coffee.
You can afford it.
Well, that and that you find out, like, where, like, how much you care about things.
Yeah.
And in no way whatsoever do I not care about sick kids.
Sure.
But I, I am sprinting to the TV if one of those dog commercials come on to turn the channel or, you know, like, they're beating elephants or tiger or any of those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what it is.
Those get me way more.
I get it.
They're all on there.
It's the sick kids, followed by this tiger's going to die,
followed by this other hospital is going to close.
If you don't help, follow by this hospital, but it's for dogs.
Yeah, cleft lip kids are getting a lot of add time on there.
Yeah, Kelly.
Excuse me, I want to listen to this child's murder.
Get out of here with all these alive sick kids.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go back to this horrible, horrific crime, please.
I'm done learning about the kids.
I'm putting myself through real emotional roller coasters,
weekdays at noon from like noon to two.
Yeah.
Because I'm watching, you know, cattle decapitations,
and then we're in the Shriners Hospital,
and then we're back and we're looking for a Colombian drug lord,
and now we're trying to save the animals.
It's a roller coaster.
I, every once in a while, I find myself,
I fall into the first 48, or I'll watch that nonstop.
I love the first 48.
But I don't.
You don't.
That's what, it's, it's.
It's one of those where I do the, I will just be staring at the TV being like,
they're, they're just showing this.
The body.
They're showing everything.
Yeah, they show everything.
And I just can't stop watching where I'll just find myself arms crossed watching.
I'll be like, I just watched like six episodes in the first 48 and you don't even like this show.
I couldn't tell you what day it's on.
No, I know.
But it just shows up.
But it'll just be, I'll be flipping or whatever.
And it'll just be, it'll be like, oh my God, it's a dead body.
Like, I think my.
YouTube TV algorithm thinks I'm an 85 year old woman.
It might.
Because I'm watching great home American channel.
I'm watching old Unsolved Mysteries.
Channel four.
And watching just the oldest channels.
And if you turn it on early enough, yeah, you're going to get, that's when you see your,
I was getting my boner pills.
Oh, dude.
The only, boom, boner pill.
If you're just tuning in, I'm complaining about how, like, Cody, he gave them
the exact name.
Minor League channels I'm watching.
I'm not watching NBC or CBS.
I'm watching True Crimes of the Z.
But some scout for YouTube TV was down watching...
What is this?
What are you running here?
And was like, I'm seeing the numbers for this.
Crimes with a Z channel is looking good.
We should give this a call up for...
I'm like, I mean, we've got some space for, you know...
They have two companies that...
There's actually...
Usually there's three.
There's three companies that run ads on my minor league
My minor league cable channels
On the minor league call up
They're gone now because we're going into the fall
But it was Richard Karn and his copper bullet hose
Or whatever that was
That ran real heavy
Home Improvement Expert
Home Improvement Expert
Richard Karnen Improvement Expert
Copper Bullet commercial ran every single stop set
Yep
The lady with the stinky crotch and pits and buck crack
She runs real heavy still
Still, from her bathroom, because God forbid.
And the new one...
You clean it up a little before you do.
Apparently, Ellen DeGeneres has a skin care line.
I thought we canceled.
I thought we were done with Ellen.
I'm so done with Ellen.
But no, she's on my minor league channels.
Did everyone just forget that she's a lunatic?
belittled an entire staff of a hundred or so for several years.
A really bad person, but I guess we're going to forget about that so she can tighten up your skin and give you the wrinkle, whatever.
Because that's the first.
thing I think of when I
think of Allen.
Mm-hmm.
Is skincare.
I do too, yeah.
Because Portia Dorothy's in it with her.
It's, oh my God.
Yeah, overseas them.
Yeah.
No, thank you.
She's like, I'm going to give you 25% of.
I'm free and blah, blah, blah, blah.
Stop.
No, thank you.
Text line says, Josh, you should put,
you should guide your YouTube TV by
most watched.
It'll tell you a lot about yourself.
That's what I know.
That's what mine is.
I know.
I know.
I don't got time to be going by alphabetical now.
And then I had it on yesterday.
I must have not been paying attention.
This is embarrassing.
Had it on yesterday.
Am I from my, you know, lunchtime, unsolved mysteries?
And I was half in the room, but I wasn't really paying attention.
And I heard a bunch of sirens.
So I texted my in-laws.
I go, hearing a bunch of sirens, everybody okay?
So I'm that age now.
Okay, Mom.
Where sirens on the TV.
Okay, Mom.
Made me concerned about others.
My mom does that, too.
Yeah.
But I live on a dog girl.
She lives in a Syracuse, so sometimes.
So that wouldn't really make sense is what you're saying?
She wouldn't be hearing the sirens.
But I still got to make sure that I, nope, not me.
Because if not, it's me.
Yeah.
I don't text back.
Oh, yeah.
If you don't text back immediately, you're the one that's been killed.
You're in grave danger.
Those sirens are all for me.
So there's my admission.
I'm real deep into the minor league cable channel.
Some I'm really loving some.
Well, it sounds like it's doing well, so it should be a,
they're going to get called up soon?
should be staying there for a little while.
No, it's already called up.
If it's on the YouTube TV, then it looks like it's performing well if it's already got eyeballs on it.
Yeah.
I mean, you're doing it.
It's his old guy stuff.
We're talking about old guy stuff.
I like my channels.
As long as none of these goddamn channels have any of those weird lines that the kids are calling.
What is it?
Queer codes.
I don't know how to scan a queer code.
I don't know what that is.
I'm fine.
I don't like.
Just get sent me a pamphlet in the mail, please.
Yeah, to send me you some info.
Do you have any of those places that'll send me a free informational DVD?
Send me a DVD. I'll watch it.
Well, I'll get around to her.
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I can see why this is a crime,
but it bums me out because I'm somebody who benefits from this crime.
What of how fine my ass be looking?
It do be looking good.
It do be.
It do be sizzling.
I burned my finger when I touched my fanny.
No, a line cook in Florida has been arrested because he stole the cookbooks from the restaurant he worked at,
and he was telling people the recipes.
Oh, you can't do that.
I don't know what the rules are, but...
Trade secrets.
That's funny.
And I get it.
There's trade secrets.
But I also want to know what the most queso recipe is.
And I also want to know what the panera mac and cheese recipe is.
That you can find, I think.
That's all on the internet.
I follow a subreddit where people who do this.
Oh, yeah, you did it before already, right?
The Panera one.
People who, like, work at restaurants.
Like, you want to know, like, how to make the Texas Roadhouse, whatever?
Yes, I googled that.
They got them.
But they also sell them now.
I know.
That's true, too.
Everybody is just, like, because that's the way to get out ahead of it.
You want to be a smart business.
Like Taco Bell, you can get everything from Taco Bell.
They're like, oh, you're going to buy stuff anyway.
Why don't we just release all of our things and you can just buy them?
I'm shocked that you don't have, there's not Taco Bell meat in the freezer.
I'm sure.
There will be.
There's not just the meat.
Which I would buy.
I would buy and bathe myself in it.
But I could also see, like, think of like a smaller business.
Like a pasta's daily bread.
Yeah.
Like their recipe gets leaked and then another bakery is making their bread or whatever.
Yep.
A 50-year-old line cook from Florida named Carlos was arrested after stealing two cookbooks this month.
He took them from where he worked.
It's a restaurant called Mordisco Miami.
Okay.
He also worked at a sandwich shop.
I don't think he stole those cookbooks or he did, but whatever.
Or did he take him to the sandwich shop?
Carlos was charged with the theft of trade secrets and made a full confession.
It is a felony in Florida, which is pleasurable by five years in prison.
I mean, I get it, but I feel like that's just, I don't know.
I don't know.
Right.
I can see both sides.
I feel like, really, Florida, that's your.
We've got some other problems down there with crime
and that has nothing to do with a guy
stealing somebody's interpretation of a meal.
Like, on this same token,
we talked about this guy a couple of weeks ago.
Colonel Sanders, great nephew, whatever he is,
he was released in the recipe for KFC.
Has anybody tried this?
Did anybody try his recipe yet?
It's been a few weeks since he released it.
I did years ago when you could just Google.
Yeah.
what they are.
You know what I mean?
Like,
I don't even know what.
And how did you feel like it tasted?
Like fried chicken.
The problem is,
is I don't have one of them things.
The double boiler or whatever they have?
I don't have that weird metal contraption they use.
That is their actual secret.
Is that we don't have
the multi-million dollar pressure cookers
in our places to do these things.
Deets lady says,
anybody got the Wegman's cake recipe?
I've been looking for that forever.
You could probably get that.
It's all,
it all comes in a,
Yeah, I think that Weggman's...
A little pre-packaged things for them to just open and dump in.
Like, isn't Wegman's big enough now?
Somebody could release that, right?
And, yeah, and it shouldn't, I would imagine it would be a secret.
I honestly, you could probably go in there and find one of the nice little, like, old ladies that work over there,
find one of those people that work in the bakery section and the strike up a conversation.
Yeah.
What do you even put in there?
Yeah, I will, again, I'm not asking anybody to commit a crime.
So if it's a crime, I'm not saying this.
But if you work at a place and you can tell me how to make.
make food from that place?
Yeah, do it.
That would do it.
I want to make it.
Well, you won't tell anybody.
I want to make it.
I want to know how you're making all the things I like out there, you know?
Beef tallow.
I still want to, well, I think I have figured out how to do the pickle barrel stuff
because I always love pickle barrel from the Great New York State Fair.
And it looks like they just have a big roast sitting there.
And then as you order it, they square it up and you get those.
Yeah, no, it's, it's, that leaving space in between I found was a real big stuff.
And then as a extra hack, I just huck them, I undercook them, and then I just hook them in the crock pot and let them.
Here, you do whatever you do in there with the juices, and then I don't care if I, if that's cheating.
It's still just as tender.
I got a pretty good queso recipe, but it's not exact.
I could go for the Mo's caseo recipe.
When I make it, I think I'm just, I got to use like evaporated milk instead of like heavy cream.
I got the cheese dip because it's going to.
I was feeling it from that
my rancho or wherever you have you said.
Me or Ranchero?
No, just rancho.
There's a place called Rancho?
In East Syracuse. It's just my rancho.
Okay. And it's got a cheese dip and I got it and I was like,
I bet Josh would really like this one because it tastes like that,
like kind of really melted American cheese.
That's the taste.
It's like it's mostly white American, but it's not.
I was like, that's very much what he's looking for.
Like I would never steal from.
Ponchitos because I feel like they'd beat me up, but their chicken is my favorite chicken.
If I knew how they're making that chicken that just sits in that big, oh, I love them.
Ponchitos chicken, baby.
Anyways, if you know any secret recipes, maybe sharing with your boys, I don't know.
I mean, just to, get some to eat.
I don't know.
Pop on over here.
Just something, I don't.
They ask people, like, and I don't really judge movies by what their score is online, I don't
care.
I'm never sure how I'm supposed to read.
read it. Like, if you're on a rotten tomatoes, is it better to be, like, you're 98% around
tomatoes? Is that bad? That's good. No, that's good. Because you would think that's bad, yes.
Rotten Tomatoes. But it's not. 98% rotten tomatoes would mean it's mostly bad. Rotten Tomatoes is
just the website. Gotcha. 98% means it's a variable, good movie. So they asked,
what are some movies with below 20% scores on Rotten Tomatoes that you actually love?
I love a lot of bad movies
I don't know
Is there a list of movies that are on there?
I can give you the ones that people picked
I don't know what's under
20%
Ghost Rider spirit of vengeance
No
No
No
That was picked by a lot of people
Was that the one with Nick Cage?
Yes
And he's a ghost writer
Yes
I'm ghost rider
My head is a flaming skull
And I'm on a motorcycle
I need to go to the cemetery
To re-enimate
my flaming skull.
And then I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Because it's got a treasure map.
Ghost Rider who made the list.
The one. I don't know the one.
No, I don't either.
Is that something with the rock?
I don't know.
If I had the posters, I can see it.
I can just Google.
Let's see here.
Jet Lee.
Oh, 2001.
I think I've seen that.
Where he's, let's see,
of course there's no plot,
but it's one of those weird,
where he's doing jet lee stuff.
Karate and Kung Fu?
Yeah, he's doing all that crazy jumping around, cool stuff.
So, like, let me see what the lowest.
The lowest scored movie right now.
Yep.
Is 2002's Master of Disguise?
Was that Dana Carvey?
Turtle, Turtle, Turtle.
Was that Turtle, Turtle, Turtle.
That's one of the worst movies of all time.
But you like it, right?
No, that's terrible.
No, I just like those several parts.
Turtle, turtle.
You might not.
Not this one.
I don't know why this movie gets so much hate.
I love this movie with a 5% Rotten Tomato score.
Christmas with the Cranks.
I love that movie so much.
I know.
You mention it when we do Best Christmas movies.
I love it.
And it is not.
I love it.
Less power.
Also, same vein.
It's not on this list,
but I bet it has a terrible Rotten Tomato score.
I think because it takes place in Syracuse,
not Syracuse, Snow Day with Chevy Chase.
Oh, um.
And Chris Elliott.
Yeah.
Yeah, I love Snow Day.
Snow Day.
What's their Rotten Tomato score?
Rotten.
Oh, wait.
I bet it's below 20% on Rotten tomatoes.
Rotten tomatoes.
Not a great.
Of course, it's going to take forever to load.
It's all right.
I forgot Chevy Chase is in that.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, he is.
Oh.
What's the score?
29%.
It's a good score, bud.
Oh, man.
Coming in at 20%.
also a lie. Jingle all the way. Only 20%.
Oh, see that. I...
On Rotten Tomatoes. Okay. Now I can disagree with something. I disagree with that. I like jingle all the way.
Grandma's boy, 15% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Really? People say they love it.
That's... Oh, I love Grandma's Boy.
That's one of the funniest stoner movies, man. That is easily one of the funniest.
That's why I don't trust scores.
Yeah.
Are the people leaving bad reviews for Grandma's Boy?
Did they go and thinking it was going to be a good movie?
Or are you watching it not high as balls?
Like nobody...
Nobody thought...
It wasn't going to be Citizen Kane.
Right?
You knew it was going to be a turd.
Oh, God, I love that movie.
Doris Roberts gets high.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
White Chicks made the list.
People do like that, but that movie's awful.
These are the worst rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes
that people actually enjoy.
White Chicks made that list.
Yep.
No.
I don't know.
like million dollar mystery from 87 has a zero what it has a zero million what is million
dollar mystery mystery 187 oh boy what is this diner patrons scramble after a chili eater
tom bosley dies uttering a clue to a four million dollars uh rewards stashed in arizona
and they all looks like it's one of those wacky races movies where they all take their different
things and try to get to Arizona.
All right.
Well, zero percent of people enjoyed it.
It was released with a promotional tie-in for Gladbags.
Well, in that case.
How could it fail?
Well, you killed off Tom Bosley immediately.
2009's couples retreat.
Who was in that one?
Oh, that was weird, right?
Who was in couples retreat?
That is a Vince Vaughn.
10% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yeah, and that one was a weird one.
That was during when they thought Vince Vaughn was like the greatest actor of all time.
And they were putting him in everything.
Yeah.
And then they realize that he could only be Vince Vaughn.
Yeah, he's just a big tall Vince Vaughn.
He's just Vince Vaugh in the movie, no matter what.
Kung Pu, Kung Pow Enter the Fist, 13%.
What?
Kung Pow Enter the Fist. Remember that?
Was that the one where they were jokingly making a karate movie?
Oh, yeah, and it's got weird What's his nuts in it?
That guy, I never remember his name.
But yeah.
Yep, they were like poking fun at it.
Encino Man made the list.
was 17%.
You shut your mouth to anybody that votes.
I love it.
That is bad.
I love it.
They're,
you want to know why they voted it bad.
Why?
Trying to spatch the wheeze.
Don't spatch the wheeze, bud.
That's what they, I mean,
they're trying to do it.
You try to do it.
Josh is notorious for trying to spats to the wheeze.
You are notorious for trying to spatch the wheeze.
You are notorious for trying to spatch the wheeze.
Co-star of Stephen Baldwin, who.
We never mentioned that,
didn't we?
I don't know if you want to.
Oh, I don't know if you want to?
Oh, that's hilarious.
For like how many years have I been saying if you know Stephen Baldwin
would tell him I want to fight him.
Can we just say where he was though?
We were at a local business.
All right, yeah, just say that.
All right.
And there was nobody else in the local business.
Because the business just opened at 10.
So we went to this business.
And someone walks by us and then we hear some of the works there go,
Hi, Stephen.
And right behind us.
You didn't even know.
So I go over to Cody.
I go, Stephen Baldwin's here if you want to fight him.
I had no idea, and it was just me and Stephen Baldwin, and I did say a word.
Because what are we going to say to him?
You've had this fake beef with him forever.
He's not going to know what you're talking about.
No, but our friend at the place said that she was going to let him know next time when he comes in.
And I said, let him know.
It would be funny to have a funny thing.
What if it flips totally, and now you're his best friend.
Now you're going to be his best friend.
I'm going to be best friends with Stephen.
Baldwin.
I told her, I go, I go, I did a show with his brother.
I've had my fill of Baldwin's for the rest of my life.
Who, like me, he likes when there's a dream that it is blue.
Ah, nice, all right.
So that was interesting, so we could bond over that.
But that, but like, how funny is that, man?
We've been doing that for at least five years, and then he literally walked.
Special guest on a very special.
I would have to lose.
He could be the only person that I'd allow into my apartment.
We would set it up somewhere else.
We'd make a whole big deal out of that one, dude.
Yeah.
Anyway, so yeah, he had a chance to fight Stephen Baldwin and he pushed out.
Oh, big time.
But I would have to.
What are you going to do?
Yeah, no.
It was a joke.
He was never really going to fight Steve Baldwin.
Oh, man.
What are the odds that were the only two people in a local business and in-walk Stephen Baldwin?
Right?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that was great.
I like the sound.
So Cody just told me this guy has a new band.
I think I knew.
I knew that because they played a festival somewhere.
Yeah.
They're called the Barbarians of California.
You want to hear a clip?
He's just so cool.
I really like this sound and I was not aware of this band.
He says skinny jeans and what's going to sound like another word,
but then I will dump out when he says the F word, all right?
Oh, he's going to say the F word.
The Barbarians of California.
Aaron Bruno.
And the other guys from every time I die, you said?
No, he's just doing some stuff with him.
It's him and two other guys.
He's singing in this.
band?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was he in before?
Under the influence of giants.
Oh, nice.
And hometown hero.
Are they touring?
Oh, yeah, but not anywhere crazy right now.
But hometown hero.
I forgot he was in hometown hero.
They're cool.
They're fun.
They were awesome.
The K Rockathon.
Awol Nation.
Oh, man.
Y'all, I'm down with this band, dude.
Yep.
That's a good sound right there, man.
Them with the guy from every time I die, his band Many Eyes, that would be a show.
Yeah, dude.
Other side of Sither, we will get into our 90s at 9.
We'll do our gaming stream, Syracuse at Georgia Tech, oh, boy.
Yeah, what's Georgia Tech ranked right now?
Because this Saturday is not going to be.
I have high hopes.
You're pushing Stephen Fonnie to his limits over on Q Sports Talk, guys.
I'll tell you what.
Yeah, you guys are.
He said Frick the other.
day, I think.
Yeah, he did.
He's come unhinged.
Yeah, number seven right now, Georgia Tech.
Hey, I'm a believer.
Hey, Fran.
A nooner?
You can come watch it with me,
A Kilbrough if you want.
There you go.
If you're out and looking to get some need at noon on Saturday,
Coco'll be out of Kilbrough.
Mm-hmm.
Or maybe you're down in Georgia right now
and you're outside at Bobby Dodd Stadium.
Well, you're early.
You're a little early, yeah.
It's not there yet.
I believe, Fran.
You're listening, Fran.
I believe you can do this.
You can rally the troops.
Get it going.
Come on now.
Who supports?
They're a bruising style of football,
so if you can stop that run.
Whiskey Wednesday.
7 p.m.
would love it if you came
and had a little drink with you, boy.
I'll be live at 7 p.m. on our Twitch channel.
Thanks to Liquor Wanda Moonshine State Fair Boulevard.
And, of course, East Coast Emerald for that 720 smoke break.
It just reminded me that I got to go get a pumpkin to cut it out of.
I'll say you're going to drink whiskey from a pumpkin.
I don't like pumpkin.
tastes. I like my chalice.
I actually saw
who had it.
Coles
had a small version of your fun
Christmas one that you used.
Oh, my National Lappoon one? Yeah, they had a small version of it.
We'll be drinking tonight. We'll watch some music
videos, some great videos tonight.
Like iconic videos
tonight. Some big albums will release
this week. So we'll get into that tonight.
Go to the TV room. We'll watch another clip
from our every week for October.
I've been doing different Halloween specials.
Yeah.
So I did Garfield Halloween special, just little clips.
Last week I did a Roseanne Halloween special.
She made the, I mean, she might be bad ass crazy now,
but those Roseanne Halloween shows were some of the best.
Yes.
In the 90s.
She is the only crazy.
She's a lot crazy.
But all right.
Radio World, we're going to hand you off to the 90s and I.
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