The Show - MEOW MIX

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

Can we interest you in a catfood burger? Day 2 of The NYS Fair is gonna be a busy one. Some sad, personal news from Josh. What do we all think about the phone ban coming to schools? Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. And boom. And boom.

Wait one second. And boom. And boom. Happy Thursday, Coco Pop's night. Do you like hot fudge Sundays? All right. You see the game last night? All right.

Happy Thursday, August 21st, 2025 year of our Lord. Wow. Wrapping it up, man. August. It's almost like we're going to see Oasis in a week. week and two days. No big deal, though. Ro, raw, raw, raw, no big deal, Mike.

No, eh, oh, man. Biblical, oh, man. Biblical, mate. Yikes. Twitch.tv. slash K-Rox, C&Y. YouTube was being weird again yesterday, so I'll just stick to Twitch. I'm not going to, uh, I keep messing with him. I know what their deal is. Why they got to be jerks?

How did Nate Smith do last night? Who is he country? Is he country? He looks like that, oh boy. It looks like that like, I don't even know that weird, not face. country, but you know that country? New country. Where he couldn't be a rock star, but he could definitely be a country guy.

She did that. Tonight at 6. They draw a big crowd. That'll be good. Taylor Dane at 1. That will get all of the fair crowd out. If you're like, what's a fair thing? Oh, an A.J.R. is that? Yeah. What are they again?

Oh, you know all them. They were here for something else. They were at the fair before, but then they were here, They were like the amphitheater for something. Yeah, on their way up, I think they did a small, like a, maybe like a, maybe they did like a paper mill island or something, but they,

they've blown up and now they're huge. And tonight's Thomas right at the end. Oh, there's a lot going on over there in that little area. Geez. Hold on, where's AJR? Man. P. Funk looked awesome yesterday. Yeah, he wasn't wearing his, like,

stuff it looked like. I didn't know that he could do that. just wear your normal man hair. You'll know this song. Oh, will I? It sounds familiar. Oh, okay. Yeah, they're three brothers from the city, and they're just really talented.

Neat. But I bet the youths are out at that tonight. Yeah. So that's a different crowd then for Thomas Wrett, looks like, I've imagined. Maybe a little crossover. And a different crowd from Cheap Trick. So if Cheap Tricks at 6, that'll be the olds. And then the youth will go over and see it.

AJR. Happy the old. That'll be the old. Here we go. Okay. Yeah, they're good. I like them. It'll be tonight.

We will be on Twitch for Cocoa Puffs. So what a-a-Buh. Happy Cocoa Pops Day. At 8 o'clock on Twitch. The show too dangerous for radios back on the airwaves. Maybe we'll play some football or something. Oh, yeah. It's football season, buddy.

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Well, I guess it's public knowledge, you know, because these are court filings. So you know Stifler from American Pie, Sean Williams Scott? Yes. How much, he had to submit all of his financial. for like, I guess he's getting a divorce and there's like custody battles and child support, whatever. Okay. So because of that, there's court data on how much Stifler has.

Yep. And it kind of went viral yesterday of how much money Stifler has. Yeah. I bet a lot. How much money do you think Sean William Scott Stifler has? Like $200 million, I bet. A little high. Little high.

No. I was shooting real high because there was a little bit where he was like the it guy. He was in movies with the rock. and all that crap. But it seems like he's invested wisely. He's been smart about it. It should be like $2 million. He brings in,

no, per month, $110,000. Okay. Including another $45,000 for movie royalties. And then another $31,000 in dividends and interest. Wow. So what is that?

He's making almost $200,000 a month. He's got $12.2 million in stocks and bonds. Jeez. 18.8 million dollars worth of property plus a bunch of other assets. Good for you, Stifler. Nice. Good for you, man. That's embarrassing that his info has to be public, though.

Yeah, that's one of those where who needed to leak that. Was it like a slow TMZ day? And also now, once that news comes out, it was page six because they like gossip and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Once that news comes out, everybody's going to be like, yo, Stifler. Yeah. That's going to be all the jokes.

Can I get some money? Yeah. Don't stiff me, Stifler. Yeah. Stiffler's mom was the one they were banging, right? Yeah. She was the hot one. Yeah.

Don't forget, we've got your tickets to go see Hardy. Over at the amp. That is on September 4th. And if you want to go, text the word Hardy to 315, 365, 1009. 309. I'm out here on these dirt roads. Dirt roads. Come on now.

So many impound in kitchen town Is this the Is this the point in the downfall of society Where we just started eating cat food Because there's people eating Eating cat food now Well, if you need to go to sleep That's the reason if you want

You get to eat cat food as fast as you can And then you go right to back Is that an always sunny thing? Yeah Well, a Michelin Star chef Oh no, no, no, no, no no no no no no See this has created cat food burgers No, I jokingly will eat

dog food biscuits that are those like fancy ones because all those are is people food without sugar in it you know what I mean yeah I guess you're right like some of those like like the dog biscuits your kid will make I took a bite of that

yeah that was like all peanut butter that's what I mean like all those things but and that expensive dog food it's just like it's like vegetables in a bag that's got to be edible right but that doesn't mean that I want to take some Alpo and make a smash burr out of an alpah. I can't, oh, think it of the smell.

Think of the smell of like cooking dog or cat food like that. On your blackstone, dude, you make it. Well, this guy takes the cat food. Yeah, he's frying it up. He mixes it with Panko breadcrumbs. Bro. So that it holds a shape. I want to show, I want to show, oh, there's Twitch.

Because there's a picture of it. Being cooked or cooked. The finished product. It's gonna look like a fine burger and you're gonna be all suspicious of it about. It looks more like a fried chicken sandwich. Hold on a second. Ew, that makes it even worse.

Hold on a second. The cat food turns out. Like the color of chicken, bro. No. No. Uh-uh. Sorry, this takes a second, everybody. Because you would think it would be

the color, well, depending I guess the color of the cat. mush you use Here you go That's the cat food burger Why does it look like I want it though You know Like what

For those you're just listening Imagine like a fried chicken sandwich But what did he put all over it Because that like that I can't I'm no no no I'm gonna throw up If I even start describing things The chef served the kitty cat burger On a chibada bun

With lettuce sun dried tomatoes Now take that off there Cucumber and a drizzle of hot honey But I don't know what this white stuff is It looks like cottage cheese or something? I don't know. It tastes just like the meat I buy for myself, someone said. Oh, boys.

It kind of looks like mashed potatoes. No, no. I'm very, that's, you don't need to do that, though. Like, I didn't, like, people being like, oh, this chef, wow, that's amazing. I guarantee you I could do that. That's not an impressive feat. I want to find. You know what I mean?

this whole computer just crashed because even it was like, dude, what do you know? No, it was like, no, knock it off. There's a photo of it. Cut, oh, okay, there it is. It'll give you a nice soft coat. All right. This,

the photo of it cut open is way grosser than the photo of it not cut open. This is the cat food burger cut open. It got, for those you just listening on live or podcast, it looks like cat food.

Like when it was not cut in half, you can pass it as a chicken sandwich. But now that I'm cutting it in half, it just looks like wet cat. No, man. No, no. That's, because, like, it wasn't a necessary thing. You're not a culinary genius for doing that, you know? Like, I am a thrilled, Lottie says in chat. If I were always sunny, I would.

sue them. I'd be like, where'd you get that idea? What'd you get that idea? To eat cat food. I mean, and here's the irony of it. Right, they're going to serve it at a furry fest. Yeah, you assume that people eating cat or dog food are in extreme

need. Like, they're in dire financial situations if they're eating cat food. So then this guy bumps it up to That's what I mean. Like, that's not like, Michelin Star Berg. Yeah, he's not a culinary genius. There's nothing smart about that.

Because all you did was take a bunch of binding agents, take wet cat food, no-ish that it's gonna bind together and then when you fry it like a burger, it looks like that, you know what I mean? Like it's gonna, because that's what, that's the consistency of it.

Like, what have you came to my house and I made burgers and you're eating it and you're enjoying it? You're like, well, this is a burger, but what is that? And I'm like, that's cat food. I didn't make a cat food burger. A pankhole and a lettuce. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, but is this tomato? Yeah, you throw.

up, right? You put tomato on? Ew, gross. What does aloe water taste like? Good morning, it's Kara. Exactly what it sounds like.

Like, if I licked a little aloe? A little. Not really, but I was telling Cody that I, I guess it's out here, but like I saw chunky coconut water in the store and just looks like boogers

floating in water. And then you guys are saying that they make aloe water. You like allow water. It is. They have it at the dock. Dallas store, I do like it. But no, I would liken the coconut water with chunks in it to somebody that was like,

they were wherever they make it, right? There's also a, I don't know what animal is around coconuts. Monkeys like coconut? Sure. Let's just say monkeys like coconuts. They've got monkeys on the assembly line and they have the coconut water after they've cracked open the coconuts. They dump out the coconut water.

They hand the coconuts to these monkeys. The monkeys start chewing them. Then they spank the monkeys on the back and the monkey spanked. the coconut chunks. Spank the monkey. Right back into the water. They go, this one's got chunks in it.

We got chunks. And that's how I think they make it. Do you do that because you want to eat a little coconut while you're drinking it too? Mostly it's because I don't read the one that says without pulp. But yeah, I, do you like

pulpy orange juice? No. No. No. Absolutely not. Yeah. But no, I try not to get the ones with coconut pulp in it. That's just, I even I'm like, because I got I hear, it's not pulp, though. Yeah.

Yeah, that one's no pulp. Because I do like coconut water, but just regular. I just don't know, like, is there like a health benefit to the chunks? Are you just getting more coconut? I don't know. Like, if you get the one with the pulp, you're just getting, oh, yeah, I'm getting more chunks. Are there health benefits to coconut water with the coconut chunks? What are you talking about?

Are you insane? Yes, there are health benefits to both coconut water and the coconut chunks themselves. All right. They've got the things in them. The meat, coconut meat. Oh, that's what they do call it that. It's the meat, bro. Coconut meat.

It's the fibrous meat, fibers. They called me in college, coconut meat. Cody and the fibrous coconut meat. Cocoa Paz tonight 8 o'clock on Twitch.com. I, you know what I'll do because I forgot. Tonight, I have my mom got me a thing as Spaghettio, so we eat. can count meatballs. We can see how many.

Thank you, DeBora. There's supposed to be a certain amount of meatballs, right? Yes. Hold on. Because we were going to do it. I kept forgetting over and over and over. Is it a chef boyardy? No, SpaghettiOs.

In SpaghettiOs. Right? Like, there's supposed to be a succinct or there used to be, right? Well, hold on. Uh-oh. A.I. says the number of meatballs and SpaghettiOs can vary. Uh-oh. The large can should have 30.

six meatballs, the smaller will have 27. Right? Yeah, that's what's supposed, they're all supposed to have at least that. I'll find you the actual number, so how many we know. Because people are counting meatballs. Because I'll do it. We'll count them. I'll scoop out. One by one. I don't love, I don't, I don't, I don't

hate some SpaghettiOs meatballs. I don't know. I'll eat it after. I don't know what that meat is. I don't care. I love those because I like the little circles right here. A little cat food. E! Little circles. Those are good because they're not tunnel pasta, but they start.

But they're starting the tunnel bar, so they cut it right off. It's a hula hoop pasta. Yes. Hula hoop. Hot dogs in it? No. No. I don't like that.

Yeah, you don't like hot dogs. And do they ever make, remember when they used to make? Do they still make it? You could get like the ravioli, but like the ravioli X. Or like the beeferone X. They still make those? Oh, yeah. With the wrestlers on the cans?

No, mankind's not out of anywhere. It used to be. But no, everyone's why I'll get those. Overstuffed beef ravioli oh yeah, overstuffed. Oh, they're so clutch. I got to do something a little serious. Can I do something a little serious? Maybe.

So the, the weird thing about this show is that so much of us, like so much of our families are intermixed with it. Like my brother's been on here, cousin Jay's in here, my mother, all of that. And because y'all are like in our families and you know everybody and we share the laughs and all that, I got to share the sad too sometimes. And I'm sad to share with the show fam that yesterday my nanny passed away. Oh, no. Oh, I'm sorry.

And... That's rough. I've been trying to sit in it. And I've been real sad. That's right. You don't have to, though. No need to sit in it. You're allowed to be sad. That's rough, man.

Because neither of us have a ton of people in our families that were... you know, close with like that. So there's no need to not be sad about it. So I wanted to bring it up and let people know. Yeah, we're on intertwined family. It's fine, man. Well, you were saying, though, those last few times that it, you know what I mean?

It wasn't, it wasn't the same person. You know what I mean? You could tell there was, like, specs of being there, but, you know, when the person doesn't like their life like that, you know, then that, that's better. She had a great... Ah, Jesus Christ. Anyways, I wanted to let you know. Because you're going to find out.

Yeah. So now you know. Sorry, I'm sorry. No, man, you're fine. You don't have to hold anything back. That's fine, man. That's one of the better things about this show is that we're not just... Yep, we do the show.

Okay, bye. That's one of the things that makes us different than, like, news people in that stuff, where we're not accessible and we're not, you know... And she's been like a part of this and people talked about her. Yes, absolutely. Yes. I've made numerous jokes that she's been my like girlfriend. You know what I mean?

So, no. So on behalf of everybody, just letting you know. Take the rest of the summer people. Whenever you get a chance, sit and watch the boats go by and friggin' relax for the rest of the summer, guys. Thought I got all this out yesterday. No, I didn't. No, you don't need to get, you never have to get all of it out when you lose somebody like that. Never at all.

Never at all. I still sob over my stupid dead dog every other day. So, when it's an actual family. I'm playing her favorite Elvis song right now. That's all I have to say about it. Yeah. I'll be shake it off. On behalf of my mom and cousin Jay and brother and everybody, now you know.

This is a dumb question. But can I be in a boat in a hurricane? I mean, I would just need to ride the waves, right? Or would some of those rogue waves knock you over? I don't really know how that works. I'd imagine they would. You wouldn't want to be, but, I mean, there's got to be a spot where you could probably be on the outside of it, watching it.

You know what I'm saying? Like, if you're out there in the water, you could probably see where it's happening. You just be like, can't go that way. Because, like, some of, like, the subreddits I follow are, like, cruises. And people will show that their cruise is just, like, in a hurricane. Because I bet if you're, like, on the edge of some stuff. I think I don't want to try. Don't invite me out there.

But, like, out there, there's probably going to be where you could, see it and get some, you know, like how we get rain. Oh, you'll get rain because of, you know, hurricanes in the Carolinas. They probably get stuff. Like, we're in hurricane season now, right? Is now hurricane season? I think we are. This is like one of the first ones, right?

I don't know. I never know when it starts. Is it like now for like a month or so, or did it already start? Somebody with more knowledge of hurricanes. Yeah, Susan says we are in it. But again, though, it's the people that you're showing on the news, like that and their kids playing the, breaks and stuff like that.

If you haven't learned by now, there's a lot of morons walking around in this world. And I can't help you. That's very true. There's going to be people who go, hey, go play in them waves, baby. Hey, look at the water coming in.

Come on now. Look at the water coming in. Oh, go out there with your boogie board. Although, when we were in Maine, there was a hurricane way off the coast type deal, like a smaller one, a giant storm type thing. and you could see it,

and it was creating crazy, like, waves, and we went out and boogie-boarded in it. But it wasn't, you know, the hurricane. Yeah, well, that's the way. You want the waves. But yeah, I remember that. That was, like, the best part of me. I, dude, it's funny that you say that because I,

the one thing I know about oceans is, like, when the ocean pulls back, you're going to get a big wave coming in. Yes. And the most dad thing about me, standing on the beach you would have been laughing at how dad this was

to me he's probably just watching everybody dude here's me I'm gonna find you photos of me doing this it's dangerous oh did you must have seen the photos because that's how I stand no I just see your dad stands

in my just swim trunks your dad stands the head tilted a little bit so you can see further my gigantic big floppy dad head everyone's what I'll pull you and I'm doing this trying to look at

Look at them. No, what I would do is when the water would pull way back, I would go, We got a big one coming. And nobody cared. Like, when I was announcing it to my kids, I was like, kids. There comes one. We got a big one coming, ready?

Ready for this? Get ready for it. You might want to move your feet. The water wasn't coming anywhere near you. And then at some point when we were on the beach, I wanted to sit. Do you like to sit, like so the waves hit your feet and stuff? Do you like to do that? No.

I'll either sit on the shore or I'll bring a chair into the water itself. That's what I did. So I sat kind of on the edge of where the waves were coming in and I was just enjoying it. And then at some point, we had a big one coming in. Watch out, guys. And it washed up on me. And my family were dying of laughing that I got soaked. That's funny. But it shoved sand.

Oh, yeah. Like up between my balls and my buck crack. And it was just up. And I couldn't get it out. So I had to go out to the ocean. and I'm just like, I'm just sitting there. Please.

That's basically what I do. Or you just, or depending on, because usually where I'm sitting in Verona, there's those spots where all of a sudden it's an inch deep after you've already been in the water like 30 yards.

So then you just kind of hang out on those. Man, oh man. Yeah, sand on your butt crackers. And your balls and your taint. De-sand my genitals, ocean. So I don't know why mental floss needed to write this article. But they did a list of things

you should never cook in your air fryer? Some of these make sense. Metal. You know? Oh no, metal goes in there all the time. No, no, no, no, no, I was, that's a, I don't, yeah. Good, it's just a convention of it.

Yeah, I was thinking microwave. No, but they said soup. I guess like a bowl of soup in the air fryer? Watch your bowls. I put one in there, not realizing, not even thinking, but it was more ceramic than I realized, and it cracked it. So maybe that, because you have to put it a bowl in there. Maybe it's not oven-safe bowls.

You got to use an oven-safe bowl. Gotta be careful. But yeah, but also that one doesn't seem necessary. Soup. Unless you have a, I don't know, on mine. You don't have a microwave. Maybe you have a soup button option. Or like, I don't even, not liquids, but maybe that.

Mine has like 15 things on there. Mine has a bagel option. I don't know what you've, what other options you've ran out of that you're resorting to an air fryer for your soup. Yeah. Your microwave's broken. You don't have a stove top. You don't have a hot plate.

Or if you don't have a microplate. a microwave, maybe soup isn't for you. Maybe soup isn't? Hey, maybe you can't be in the soup business. Sorry. Sorry, man. You don't got the tools knit necessary. You ain't got a pot to pee in. You don't. Unless you do pee in the one pot you have, in which case you can't use that for soup. This you'll disagree with because you do this sometimes. They say toast. Don't put your bread in the air fry. Don't you do that? Mine has a whole bunch of bread, toast bagel settings on there.

I think that there's varying air friars. Like my air friar, only does air frying. It ain't fancy. If you have like the bucket. I have the bucket. Yeah, that one would make sense. I've got the, the French doors. Yeah.

Popcorn. Do not air fry popcorn. It does not get hot enough to pop the kernels. Really? And the kernels could cause a fire. Really? Anything with lots of cheese, do not put in the air fryer. It will melt off whatever you're cooking and potentially damage your air friar.

Okay. I don't know if I make anything. Well, I've made like bagel bites in it, probably. Yeah, I'm doing bagel bites. But that's not too much cheese. But again, like you're saying, it's probably it has to do if you have like the bucket one.

Oh, yeah, see, look. Katie says it makes great bagels for bucket one. Come on. I wonder if he's got the settings on the... Large bone-in cuts of meat. Bone-in. Air friars cannot... They can handle thin cuts.

I did a steak in an air-friar once. Did you? It wasn't bad. No. But a whole chicken, not... Well, I digress. We did whole chickens several times in our air-friars.

Whole chickens are... banging in the air fryer. You don't know what you're talking about. Crockpot was better. Crock pot's better. But the air fryer was real nice. Yeah, that's true. This list is wrong about that. Air fryer, though, you have to be there. You know what I mean? What do you mean? Like Crockpot, you can like leave it and go do stuff. But an air friar, I'm not, I don't even like to leave the apartment while I'm air frying. Pasta? Hmm, that makes sense. I mean, you can't cook it from scratch. Because you're not Boiling water and stuff. Yeah.

And I don't want to warm up a pasta in there. And you're not just hucking. Take a bunch of hard spaghetti pieces. Go. Throw them onto a plate and put them in the air fryer. They'd light on fire. Yeah. They'd light up on fire.

Yeah. Do you guys have any air fryer disasters? What's the worst thing I've ever put in my air fryer? I don't think I've screwed anything up. Mine was bacon. What did it do? It just, there was just too much grease. That's what it says.

You're really greasyy foods can cause a lot of, like, people try to air fry. It caught it. Drips down, starts a fire. It was just too, like the smoke was nuts. My smoke alarm went off for like 10 minutes. Same when you try to oven bake bacon. You got to separate the grease somehow because it will just over. I've got one of those things.

Oh, the tri- I do it too. Separator dress. I asked for it for Christmas because I like, I like those so much. The little, like, Dutch oven-looking thing or whatever else it's called. What's your air-friar disaster? Elk cat food. Ooh, cat food. Coco Pop.

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Hill. Oh, you're going to start having to stop there on your way to games. They're about to get packed, I bet. A dazed? Because S.U kids are starting to get back pretty soon here, right? I'm going to imagine. College kids are already back. Oh, really?

Mm-hmm. They're about to see a stupid copper car numb nuts come and make his parents pay for a parking ticket every single day soon here. It feels like copper Tesla has gone to this art school for so many years. For like three or four years now. There's a kid that goes to the SU art school across from us. People see his car around town. He drives a copper Tesla.

You probably know it. Yeah, he just lets Mommy and Daddy pay for all his parking tickets. Never seems to pay for parking. He'll just pull over. Yep. No matter where he is. He's there every day. But I feel like he's been.

going to college for 10 years. I've seen him on the other side of town with a parking ticket on his car. Yeah. He just doesn't care. No. He just doesn't care. My mom wouldn't do it. Um, we were asking chat and you didn't do this.

Stickers did do it. So I wonder if it was in Oswego County thing. Where we had to go do like the tornado drills, because you made a joke during the commercials that he wanted to do the office. We don't do bus escape drills. Somebody opens the back door and they help us down. Your elbows to your side. Did you ever get to do the rolled over bus one?

No, we just did if bus was on. The only thing we ever practiced for is if the very, very front of the bus was on fire. Then you can get out. Otherwise, I can't help you. Yeah, any other emergency. No. I don't know how it happened. This may be a fever dream.

But there's a thing that it comes to the school and it's like a portion of the bus, but it's turned on its side. You got to crawl at that top door or whatever that thing was. Yes. That's cool. See the practice of that. I've gone out that. Not during drills.

You just opened it up and climbed out. Don't do it. Don't do it. Uncle Cody does. All right, please. I never used to get in a lot of trouble for anything that I would do. That's why we're here now. So I would just be able to, we were just sitting on the bus waiting before football.

And I was like, it's hot. I opened that. And it opened like all the way. And I went, boost me. Yeah. Boost! So then you got on the roof and then what? And I'm up there and you just hear from like 20 feet away.

Leasty! It's a coach yelling at you from somewhere else. Pop back in there and then he gets on the bus and he's staring. And you're trying to look down and you know they're looking at you and then you know you're running. Yeah, guys. We've talked about this before on the air, but school buses are the most lawless location.

Your children will probably be. We really did. We talked about it all the time. We tried to tip. them over. We try to trip them over. We try, we would burn the seats with lighters. We're flipping off everybody that's behind us.

Oh, man. Everybody's getting the bird. Everybody behind you. Cody's popping out the roof. Gotta get out that roof. Gotta do whatever you can. I flashed my wiener at one point. It was the whole thing.

Sometimes you, depending on, I didn't do this part, but depending on your food, you could huck food out those windows. Yeah. Don't hug things. It only came down two inches. Yeah. Don't huck things at cars. No.

You tie your little. She goes at a red light. You tie some floss to a little action figure and you throw it out the window and it drags behind the car. When I saw that Napoleon Dynamite, I was like, oh, I wish I was still on the bus. That's the best idea. Showgirl Fuzz got in trouble for burning the seats. Jason was mooning people. Susan, were you mooning people?

Yeah, knew it. You ever moon? People, yeah, people would smoke on the bus. Like, I give the most respect to school bus drivers because that's the job. Yep. I think now they might get like little helpers and stuff, but, But in the 90s, it was it was it. No, no, the only helper that bus driver had was sometimes he would be able to, like,

look in that mirror behind him, just straight up into the air for two seconds. You'd catch his eyes in that mirror, and you wouldn't be doing anything. And then he can't stare till the whole time. He's got to drive his bus. We had Mrs. Woolridge, our bus driver, and she was all by herself up there. And we were just a tube of criminals. Yep. Bouncing around, Anasav, bouncing around, Panaville,

throwing things out when. it was lawless. Curf. But I was asking, by the way, I was asking, did anybody else have to do the tornado drill,

quote unquote, where we'd have to go and stand and put your hat against a locker, or was that just a me thing where they were tricking me to go to the hall? What did that do?

I guess, during tornadoes, you're supposed to get away from windows. My wife and I had this debate on vacation. She was like, well,

what if there's an earthquake? And I say, well, then we got to run outside. And she goes, run outside. And I go, wouldn't you want to run outside during an earthquake and not be near anything? That's what I think I would do in an earthquake. You get out away from things.

Because we had never been in earthquake prone areas. So we're like, all right, what if one happens? What do we do? My suggestion was sprint into a field, I guess. Right. Oh, that's what I would have assumed you do. Handbone said when he was a school bus driver, he had a kids out of fireworks once. You see what I'm saying?

You see what I'm saying? Cripps as a buddy punched a kid in the face on the bus and the bus driver just looked and rolled his eyes. Oh, fights. There were nothing they... Nothing you can do. Just hope that you get into their destination as soon as possible. You could threaten to bring them back to the bus garage,

but really what's happening there? No, he would do that thing where he looks up into the mirror and goes, hey! Hey! And we're going to stop right in the middle of the road? And all buses now, I think you have cameras in them now, right? I have no idea. That was always the joke back then,

where even then as kids you knew that every bus did not have a rolling 24-hour cam that went on all the time. It was just a lie of when this red lights blinking the cameras on. Like yeah, you guys are smart enough to at least put the sign up, so that's good. Yeah, we always did that in Phoenix

because we knew that Phoenix didn't have enough money to put cameras in all of their buses, but the rumor was that they had... It could have been true. It was Phoenix. The rumor is that they had like three cameras and they'd move them around.

And you never knew. So every time you'd get on the bus, you'd look up in the little box to see if there was like a light you could see or something in there as a camera just to know what's going on. Katie, exactly why there's a bus driver shorter. Oh, yeah. That's what I mean, yeah.

It's got to be one of the hardest jobs. And there's no way that kids have gotten better. Mm-hmm. You know, there's just no way. No, they're getting worse. Yeah. You can hope they're on their devices. Just hope they're staring at their phones.

Oh, perfect. And not fighting and climbing out on the roof. That'd be my one rule on my bus. It'd be like, you have to bring your phone so you can entertain yourself. I love when you bring your electronics. Yeah. And now they're all going to be all

because they're getting their phones taken away during the day now. Which is going to be hilarious. That's going to be a hilarious failure. I think that's the stupidest thing what we're doing in our schools. In my opinion, you can debate me. I think it's so stupid. Like, if you have a kid that can't understand to keep his phone in his locker or in his pocket,

then give him detention or whatever. I know that it's probably a real big problem, But like, I don't think taking them away isn't the answer. Isn't going to do anything. Especially when there's emergencies at school and God forbid a shooting or something horrible happens and you can't get in touch with your kids or your kids can't get in touch with you. It's the stupidest law we've ever done. Well, I mean, it's funny.

Our school even sent out on email. Do you think we should do this? And all of us are like, no. And then they did it anyway. Well, I've seen all the like the comments with like people like, well, back in our day, we didn't have cell phones. It's like, yeah. And remember how awful. it was to try to get a hold of somebody.

You know the nurse's office or figure out a way or God forbid it was a little bit after school and everything was, you know, all the nurses and everything in the office was closed and you're like, well, yeah. I can see Katie's point. They're saying you don't want the kid's phones going off if there is a shooting. I just want to be able to reach my kid if I need to. And I think that a cell phone is a device

that is not going anywhere. Yeah. So why not learn to like live with it? Yeah. How the kids can use it and like Cody said, no to put her. away. I mean, you can't, you can't just have, like, one of those bags, and then you put it in your bag and, well, you don't, like kids, I think you said, don't have lockers anymore, right? Let's say put it in that bag, put it in your locker, in between class, Facebook it up.

Because that makes no difference. What's the difference of being on your phone in between classes as opposed to standing there talking in the hallway to your friends? I don't know what the answer is. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Someone doesn't have kids. Like, you can, you're all. I'm making great points that it works and it's successful and I can see that, but I just feel like we should be able to navigate school with the device that's going to be into this. It's going to be prevalent in their lives forever. Yeah. It was back like when we were in school and they're like, no calculators. Yeah, right.

Why? Why can't I use the calculator? But I can absolutely see how it's a problem. Just watching, you know, kids these days if we get on the old man thing. You can see how some kids are a little attached. They're a little attached, and I can see both sides of this argument. I'm just sharing the way I lean is I want them to have their phones. But, yeah, to me it just seems like a weird, that's not it.

Like to have your phone, yeah, let them have their phones all they want. That's not it. Ban phones completely. That doesn't. That's not it either. Yeah, I like what Angie said. I like when the classroom has that little shoe holder on the door, and when you walk in the classroom, put your phone in there.

No, that's, yeah, that's what I mean. Here. It's right there. It's in the room. There's a bag. You need your phone. It's an issue. You're sick.

Mm-hmm. Cool. I don't know the answer to fight Chad GPT because I know kids are using that to get answers. Because here, yeah. But also when they get out in the world, they're able to do that. Yeah. Why does it matter if they, if they understand. Well, they need to understand it.

If they're going into the field of it, then yeah, it'll be imperative. And then you'll weed those kids out. The kids that only use chat. GBT to get through their science classes, but I'm going to be a scientist. Well, it's very obvious that you don't know anything. So now you're not going to. So there, you just, we did that kit right out of there.

So why does it matter if they're understanding and getting the answer? Like, that's how I used to get through math in college where the person would show me how to do it. Like, see, that's how you do it. Oh, that makes sense to show me how it's done to learn instead of being like, you're going to have to figure out X, Y, and for Z minus the, it's like, but I don't understand it. Well, you're going to have to. And we have the, I guess the, we can have 20-20 vision in retrospect, because we were coming through school as computers were becoming a thing, you know?

Like, they weren't everywhere. Yeah. So I was always like, well, what do you mean to have to find the info in a book? Why can't I just use the internet? Yeah, if it's readily available somewhere, then. And now we're at a point where all these kids have, you know, Chromebooks and they can use that stuff. But now we have Chad GPT. Yeah.

We have to learn how to work with it, I guess. have to learn how to not abuse it. And there are adults that abuse the hell out of it. We have people here that obviously just use AI to do a lot of things. And you're like, come on, that's a little ridiculous. That's going to be everywhere now. And you just have to, yeah, you have to figure out the balance. But with kids, I don't know.

I don't know. You can't just, nope, take them all the way. But if it's an issue with some kids, they're not figuring it out, guess what? That's a weird debate, man. That's a weird debate. It's a hard one. But like I said, I can see both. size, I know the way I lean, but I have educators in our chat making great points.

So I don't know what the answer is. I like the putting it in a bag thing when you come into the class. But I, yeah, and Susan said it right there. I also don't like, I don't want to make a teacher have to fight some kid over a phone. Yeah. Josh, put it away. Josh, I can see, Josh, I know that you, I'm looking at the Josh bag. It's empty.

Yeah. No, I don't have it today, Josh. No, I get it. There's a lot of little A-holes in the schools. And then the other thing is, so the slippery slope is, all right, your phone's banned. Cool. What you got on your wrist? Yeah, though.

Oh, the watches are banned, too. We're going to have to take your watch away? I think the rule is any, like, internet connected. You're going to, like, that's what I, like, you're going to take their smart watches? So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's a very weird.

I don't want to have to make kids. I know that my child or my children are respectable enough that they would listen to a teacher who's put the phone away. But I also know there's lots of kids who aren't respectable. And yes, another good point in there is that I don't want to have to have some poor teacher fight with some kid whose parent says you don't give that teacher their goddamn phone. That's your effing phone. Yeah, that's the other parent. That kid shows up and goes, my dad said F you. I don't know how to deal with that guy.

Because that's the world we're in now Everybody's right all of the time And they're going to fight you about it So I don't know what the answer is But I think to your point What we're doing this year Isn't going to be the final result No

It'll be somewhere in the middle Yeah we're gonna have to do this now Because you guys ain't getting it And then we'll start tailoring it out Hmm We'll listen to all your points It's just an interesting debate to me right now Yeah it's a weird one

It's an interesting time Oh Cody Look at this That's my name Don't weigh it out. Together here. Here. What?

On this free radio broadcast and free Twitch stream. Yep. You know, yesterday was National Radio Day. I did a sappy post about all the, uh, oh, I did see that. The lifetimes I've had in thanking you guys. He loves his job. Oh, my God, he's thankful for people.

But the beautiful irony of radio is that everybody's always told us, radio's dying, man. Yeah, no. Everyone's going to streaming. Everyone's going to podcasts. everyone's going to this. Have you tried listening to a podcast lately? It's got 10 minutes of commercials in it.

Yeah, every few minutes is, and then I noticed what they do is they'll then spend time doing an ad without you even realizing it. Yeah. We're like, oh, this has been an ad for five minutes of them talking about the underwear that Dex Shepherd wants to wear. If it's an I-Heart podcast, it's about 20 minutes. Go listen to any.

I-Hart has the ability to ruin everything they touch. Everything. I don't know who runs. that company they can It's unreal. Like just what, whoever's running it do the opposite of your instincts. I tried to listen to Eric Andre's podcast this morning, coming into work. Literally four minutes of spots before the thing even starts.

What a weird partnership that is. Why would he partnership with them? Probably because I heart does this thing where they swing their deer round. Yeah, money. They're like, we have the most podcast ever. We're going to fill it with crap. We have the most podcast ever. I'm bringing this up for a reason.

Hang with me. I know I'm ranting. This show is free. It's paid by our sponsors. You support our sponsors. They love it. We love it. You don't got to pay us a penny.

Turn on the radio. Turn on Twitch. Sometimes turn on YouTube. Streaming app is free. That's it. That's it. Yep. And if you listen to us on demand,

which you should, the rule I have here is no more than two sponsors in our podcast. So right now, you'll listen to our podcast. You'll hear a Burdick Lexus spot. And that's it. Yeah. Because this is what happens with all

media. Yep. And streaming services are now, well, you've got to pay more to not add the commercials. Yeah. Try to watch the Peacock Show. Oh, dude. Can you get through three minutes of commercials before the thing even starts? It's unreal the, just the amount of random out of way right back.

And it's, you know, see that like, 327 and you're like, there's going to be four minutes of ads like now? Yeah. And I know you could throw it back on us and say our radio show has a lot on ads to it too, But that's how we keep this free. This is what this is. It's free. Yeah, there's a difference there. A lot of those are, you know, the paid ones.

Bring all of this up because as you guys may or may not know, wrestling has, I say, gone crazy. I think that they're just kind of like, they're screwing over their fans. It's no longer a, whereas, and this is in no way whatsoever, just trying to make positives of Vince McMahon. Right, right. But when it was run by one family, that wanted money and everything.

You know, they would get the money and they would make, you know, the shady decisions. But it would kind of really only, like, affect you a little bit where you'd be like, oh, Vince, cool, saudi blood money, you're going to go do pay-per-views over there. Like that type of stuff, where is it, it sucks. Yeah.

It wasn't so much as, yeah, you're making fans feel icky, but you're not actively effing them. Now that it's a company and it's old to WWB, this isn't just, this is a whole, it's a business. And as an outsider, as an outsider wrestling fan, I can tell you the moment that vibe changed. And that's the moment there was a prime bottle on the ring. I think the second they started putting sponsorships. I mean, that's still pretty new, right?

There's ads all over it now. Yeah, people don't like it. I don't. I don't care, but I know exactly what you mean. But they don't need it. That felt like a bridge too far for me. They are one company that doesn't like need that. A lot of, you know, some of like the young.

younger, the newer ones. Yeah, I can see that. You want to sell the prime real estate. WWA ain't hurting for no cash. So we're bringing all this up. Why are they talking wrestling? Why are they talking streaming? Because to be a fan of the WWE in the year 2026

is going to cost you roughly $50 a month to watch Raw, Smackdown, the paid live events, and whatever else they come out with. At least Netflix has like these new original programs. Yeah. and Cody and I both feel like it's a slap in the face to wrestling fans because not a slight on wrestling fans but Cody said this.

It's poor person's entertainment. It always has been. We're of the, where yes, we have the disposable income, blah, blah, blah. We're nerds. We live in our mom's basement. Right, right, right. Blah, blah, blah.

But we're more of a, it's like a white trash type. It was on TV. I love it. So it's not as, I try not to slander it, but it's supposed to be a cheaper option That's why my grandfather watched it. He didn't have any money.

But it was on TV. Yep. And sometimes when they come around town, you can get cheap $20 tickets for nosebleed seats. And now, though, man, wow. To be a fan of the WWE in 2026. So let's break down what you got to get. All right. WWE paid live events are now headed to ESPN.

I thought they were on Netflix, but you said they're going to have something else. They were on Peacock. Okay. And then it's now moved to Netflix, has got raw, whereas Peacock still had the premium live events, but at the end of this year, everything was switching over to ESPN. Everybody loves money that surrounds these companies now, ESPN, TKO, W, W, all that stuff. They all love money very much. So they went, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, how quick can we screw over other people?

How quick can we get out of the end of the couple month contract with Peacock here? because now after the event they're slapping on in Paris, that's it. Now it's time for ESPN stuff. And I see the people who are somehow defending this saying, well, pay-per-views used to be 60 bucks. Now you're getting it, blah, blah, blah. That's what I think the W.W.E is trying to force down your throat of, well, if you want, we can go back to pay-per-views being $60, you know, $59.99 and HD a month.

And it's like, that's not it either. You're going to have Netflix? Yep. You're going to have to have YouTube TV or something similar, right? Because they'll still have like... That's where like... But NXT and stuff.

Yep, that's on like the CW and all that. So you'll need like Hulu TV or YouTube TV. Mm-hmm. You'll need this ESPN app, which is how much a month? They've got tiers. I don't know what they are yet, but if it's what like other ones are, that it sounds like you don't,

you might not have to get that one. That's just the highest tier. Yeah. Which usually with the highest tier means you get it. everything. However, ESPN Plus isn't just a WVE thing. This is an ESPN thing. Yeah. So there's going to be all of their stuff too, which is going to suck if they lump it all together. Because then you're going to be paying $30 a month

for just WWE. Whereas I don't give a crap about UFC stuff. Right. That's what I think is going to end up happening. We're like, $30 a month. Yeah, $30 a month. That's fine. You're going to get a W.W.E. Premium Live event. You'll get a UFC premium live. You'll get football games you don't regularly see. What? 30 bucks a month, that's fine. Whereas people like wrestling fans are going,

I don't want to watch football. Yeah, I don't want to watch soccer. I want to watch men in tiny little spandex oiled up without bouts, wrestling for one. Thank you. Thank you. The cheapest tier of Netflix will be $7.99, but most people have like this tier up. So you're going to be spending over 50 bucks a month.

A month if you want to watch any of this wrestling content. Yeah. And I just think they're price. themselves out. I don't think that's the model. And it's exactly what Hambone said. This is their fault. They made this whole network.

They were like, watch how great this is. And we were like, all right, okay, we'll get on board. And we got on board, and they're like, it's ton of box a month. Right. And we loved it. And they got a ton of people and everyone was watching the premium live events and everything. And then they slowly were like, well,

we're not. And they're going to get a wake-up call with this. I don't think it's going to go the way they want it to go. Plus, jealousy is saying they're doing less house shows now. Like, that was a way to get into the community. And, like, the fans could come support you and buy the merch and see you guys. And it doesn't help when it's like, oh, we need this money. But then guess what?

Triple H, you're no longer that private. We all saw the pictures of you and Stephanie out on your big, fat yacht. Yeah. Over the past couple weeks. Like, we all know none of you are hurting for cash. Yeah. It's, media is a weird universe right now. I don't know what the answer is.

Yeah, it's what we've said since I started on this show is when this all kind of started with streaming services. Yeah. And it's literally going to be what we've said. Because inside this ESPN, when I think you get Disney Plus or something. It's all coming back. They're going to reinvent cable. We said that a hundred times. It's all, they're just, they're going to slowly combine them.

all to where this one is ESPN, Disney Plus. I don't, Netflix will go in this one, Peacock will go on this one. And on this side, it'll be Hulu, Prime, Apple TV, whatever, other ones. Now there's two, and then slowly... Because Cody did a thing during the commercials that really shocked my... It shocked how I reacted to it. I showed him it. He showed me all three inches and it was...

It was... No, he made it. joke about what he just said. He was like, yeah, and they're going to put it all together and they'll charge it like 159 a month. And my brain was like, oh, okay, that's not so bad. Because that's what Spectrum used to cost. And time order was like 160 month

and we would pay it. And be like, well, I guess that's it, but I get everything. We're getting everything. So I don't think that that's far fetched for a price point. No, because if you think about... Because my YouTube TV is like, what? 80. I got my Netflix. Like, I can start to justify that in my

brain and that scares me. Because that, like, there you go. The YouTube TV Netflix, there's 80. Netflix, say, is another 20. Now we're at 100. They get Hulu, which is 10. Now you're at 110. You know, you keep adding them in. Now you get all of those.

This is the, you know, the premium package. The premium Netflix bundle and it's got everything for 150. Or you, or, well, on the other side, there's the premium ESPN bundle and that's 130 and that's got like what's saying, ESPN, HBO, Disney.

Disney. So it's like, all right, which one of these do I want? Because if you want them both, you're going to be paying $350 a month. Weird times. Which, if you have, all of these probably still costs more than $350 a month. Some people will be like, I'll pay it. I know. I probably. You heard it here first. It's happening. For less 10 years. It's happening. Cocoa Buffs goes live tonight at 8 o'clock on Twitch. The show too dangerous for the FCC. So we do it on the stream. And we will find out. It's about drugs.

How many meatballs? Ooh, and we'll find out how many meatballs are in that can of spigardios. Cocoa Pus presented by Sweetgrass, Joe's Buds, Dazed dispensary, and East Coast. Emeralds. All right. I've been alive 44 years. Okay. I've read some pretty ridiculous trends.

Okay. I've read some pretty ridiculous things on the internet. This one's top three for me right now. Cody I really hope you haven't heard of this so that I can read the definition Okay Let you finish your beverage

Have you heard of the hottest new sex position? No Kids Go away for a little bit Kids This is an NC17 discussion All right That's time they learn

You haven't heard about the new position hamstering Oh dude it gets No So much better No it's hamstering Cody I'm going to read you something this is a real

thing people are doing okay this is grown people stuff kids go away for a minute hamstering also known as the thirsty hamster involves one partner lying

face down on the roof of their car inserting their genitals through the open sunroof while their partner performs oral sex from inside the car. The term is a humorous comparison to the hamster drinking

from its water bottle spout. It has been associated with safety concerns and legal issues as well as indecent exposure. I love everything about that. I cannot tell you... Honey and horso!

I can't tell you how proud I am. of us as humans for inventing hamstering, aka the thirsty hamster? Who was the first? I don't know. I don't know. Hey. I don't know. Okay, I got an idea.

The hamster thing piqued my curiosity. And my initial reaction was like, I want in. I want to drink as though I am a thirsty hamster. I was like, I, when I got, all right. I mean, it's kind of hot, but all right, relax. This car, I even said for myself, I wanted a son. roof. In my head, it makes sense and it's a great idea. But in practicality, first of all, I don't want my car scratched. There's belt buckles. There's buttons. Maybe he does one of these. That way you can, like,

conceal yourself in your car. I love it in theory. I just don't want to look like this when I execute it. Yeah. You're not going to be hidden at all. I don't know why this is so funny to me. I'm proud of us as a society. I love that she thinks that if she conceals herself in a car in just the right way, no one will see that she's performing fallatio like she's drinking from a hamster bottle. Meanwhile, there's a man laying on the roof of your car with his wiener sticking through your... Pants properly down. Butt cheeks out.

Well, it's called the thirsty hamster. I guess it's a real thing. Best of luck to those of you that want to try it. I mean, what do we got? Your car's got one. It's too big. It's too big. Right. Your mother says I would 100% try to close the sunroof real quick.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Or it's all right. I only have a sunroof. Can you just like angle it a little bit? Uh-huh. I only got on those little sunfires from the 90s. It just goes, I'm proud of you. Put it through this way a little. I'm proud of you, America. I'm proud of you. I mean, Kerak presents Papa Roach and Rise Against with Under Oat, September 11th, Lakeview Amphitheater and Smoothie in the afternoons got your chance to win tickets to sit in the big row under the pavilion where he promises to do a little hamster in with you. Oh, he's going to answer you. Happy Coco Puffs, of course, tomorrow.

Mm-hmm. We'll be out at the great New York State Fair with our friends from Ashley Lynn. So much fun. Apparently, we got name dropped on CMI Central last night, so if anybody has that clip, I'd like to see it. I can't find it on their website. But they talked to Ashley Lynn. Mentioned to your hoist. I guess so. I'd like to. to see what they said so we can play it here. But you know where to find us. We will be at the Ashley Lynn K. Rock Party trailer, which is the one right outside of Chevy Court.

They have two locations. I saw it. They got one over by Lock One as well. Up against the fence. I will be there the one that is endlessly pounding wine slicing. Yeah, you're going to keep going at it? They don't mind. They don't mind.

After we did that a couple times, I realize that they don't mind if you get high on their supply. They like it. They're proud of it. Well, and it's a showcase to show off the stuff. Of course. The employees are all about it. Yes.

And it's one I like to do there. We will be out there tomorrow, Friday. From five to seven. What's your favorite combo? I like the blue-rass one. See, I don't know because it's been different. We didn't do it the last couple of years. So I got to see what's new.

I like to mix different ones because the last couple years, that Applejack one, man, that is so good. My booze tolerance is pretty high, so I don't really get a buzz off wine slushies. but I just like drinking them. No, the issue with those is if you want to get a buzz, what you got to do. Topper. It's just, well, yes, the topper.

The topper that we learned from old events, Brittany. Yeah. That was where my discovery came from those. Splash vodka in there. Yep. But no, you just got to have Adam real quick. Mm-hmm. But, you know, I have the ability because they're going to be right there,

they're going to be right there. I'm just going to have a couple real fast, and then it'll be good. Well, shoppers. This is one of those countries, the North Maluku Providence. Oh. I don't even know where that is. Okay. But regardless, they were in the grocery store.

A crocodile started roaming through it. Just started walking through the grocery store. There are certain countries, man. With that wildlife, you're in their business. Yeah. Like bears will just kind of meander through into things like that. You're in their house. Yeah.

But that's, that one is a little crazy. For a crock. Indonesian grocery store were shocked to find a crocodile wandering through the cereal and snack aisles. Nice. Attempts were made to get the crocodile out, but it refused to move. Yeah, what are you going to do? No, that's one where you have to put a thing

wrap around its tail like a rope without it notice it and just drag it. That's what they did. Firefighters lassoed it around the tail, covered its mouth and eyes and transported away. It took about an hour. Police warned locals, be cautious. As more crocodiles will emerge when the floods happen, so certain floods happen and the crocs come to the water surface.

Yep. Yikes. That's what gave us that crazy-ass python problem in Florida. It's just a hurricane. Was it Andrew? Was that the one that did it? I forget, but yes. It knocked out all those tanks in that research facility,

and now we have the worst Python problem in Florida ever, where they encourage you to kill as many as you can. You can get like tags and stuff for them. That's awesome. I watched like one or two episodes of that show. that Craig Robinson was on. Did you see that after the office where he decides to be a snake hunter? Was it a sitcom?

Yeah. It was on some streaming something. I don't know, I don't even remember where. I don't really like it. Oh, just your description makes, I love Craig Robinson, but what's the plot? I forget why he needs money, so he becomes like a snake hunter. Craig Robinson, Snake. See, some people liked it.

Snake Hunter comedy series, killing it. Yeah, I didn't. 2002. They're not all going to be home runs. Yeah, I didn't keep watching it, but. You're coming off of the office, man. Yeah, I guess there's going to be a new Dolly Parton Coke flavor. But has anybody tried that new Mountain Dew flavor at Taco Bell?

It's like that purple Baja Blast? What is that? Like midnight, Baja Blast? Oh, I don't know. I don't like Baja ha ha ha ha ha. The Dali Parton flavor only comes in a plastic bottle. He's referencing her boobs. Cost of money

To cost a lot of money To live this cheap baby Or the Dolly Parton Coke only comes in Two big cans That's a better one right there Two big cans That's better one

Coca Cola has launched a brand new flavor With One of my favorite ladies Dolly Parton I guess It's People are comparing the taste Like these two people

In TikTok They kind of said it was like a Hawaiian punch But they didn't like it She don't like it. I can tell she don't like it. I have no idea what it tastes like. Like, it's got a good flavor. I just don't know what it tastes like.

No, you don't like it's not very good. It tastes like, um. Fruit Punch Coca-Cola. Or like a dream sickle. Dreamcicle Coca-Cola. I don't really like it. It's like a pink color. Oh, okay.

I'll say they did the dreamsicle one or something. Did they? I don't know. I don't know. Nardi's tried to study. He likes it. That I would try. I don't like.

Not really into any sodas, but I like to try new things. So if there's a way to just get like one little nubbers. It's called the 40th Pop Fizz to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Dollywood. It is being compared to like a creamy Coca-Cola, some comparing it to cheer wine. You ever seen those sodas? I've never had a cheer wine. Oh, okay.

I don't think I like those. I don't know if I like them either. I don't know if I like those. I know what it is, but I don't. I don't really think I like it. But how did you not name it? like part and pop or like i i don't know come up on anything else that's not my job why didn't they call cody on this right call it partons pop and put it in two big jugs but instead it's some name that

has nothing 40th pop fees has nothing to do with her they yeah but they'll put her face on the can hey y'all and probably have it all over dollywood dolly juice there you go well that's something different creamy what also creamy creamy hamstering uh yeah is it gonna be tried that baha midnight Tell me what it's like. Would I like that? Because I'm like Cody. I don't really care about Baja Blass, but if it's got a little grape in it, then maybe I would. Baja Blass is my least favorite. I don't like any mountain dues, but that's my least favorite.

Yeah. It tastes like if you had an alcoholic beverage of some sort that had Mountain Dew in it, and then you put it over ice for a while, and then you let it melt, and it was like a water-down version of whatever alcoholic Mountain Dew you've come up with. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Taking it back to the reboot with those fellas. This is Alley and Ann Farm. Good morning.

This is Kay Rock. Hopefully you join us tomorrow back at the fairgrounds with our friends from Ashley Lynn. As we will be over at just outside Chevy Court at the Ashley Lynn Wine Slushy Party trailer. Party. We're there to be the Farty trailer. I'm sorry. That's not. That's not even a funny joke.

It's not even a farty joke. It's very relevant. Just kidding. We'll be over there, of course, five to seven tomorrow. afternoon, evening-ish. We'd love if you stop buying sauce. Friday night at the fair, come get your shelf. Don't-da-da-da-d-suck-on-d-sack-on.

Feel free to use the, you know, wine-slush, you like a little hamster. Oh, you can hit. Right on that straw. Obviously, they can't because of health code violations, but Cody'd love to hamster one of their slushy. Right? I'll bring my hamster bottle.

So I'm just reading this funny BuzzFee. article about the just the pettiest reasons people broke up with somebody like just ended relationships okay over something okay uh this lady said uh no he says she got mad that i never viewed her instagram stories i i've had instances where it was where it was yeah you didn't you didn't like my post or you didn't share it no yeah that's that yeah that's when you start to reevaluate some of your You didn't share my post. What? Like, oh, okay.

He had his last name tattooed across his back. Was it you? Was that you? No, but I know what they mean, like, like a jersey. Yeah. Topson. Yeah, not like my stupid Japanese hieroglyphics on my back. No, it's like your full last name because you're like, well, I got to honor my daddy and my granddaddy.

Hopefully. Uh-huh. What's that stupid thing you say about the water? The creek. God willing to the creek don't rise? Oh, wait, no. Does that mean not, that it won't happen? Or it will happen?

That will happen. God willing to the creek don't rise. That you not only will have my last name on you, but my full name. Yeah, we're putting that on the wheel tattoos this here. Cody Arthur Leesie. I'd get it. Ace on Love Island has his last name on his back, Katie says. I don't watch Love Island.

Like his full last name? Yeah, you can't really hide that when you're on. McGregor or whatever it is. When you're on a show. like that. Other reasons people broke up for petty reasons. She had this silly oversized beret that I thought she'd only wear once, but she wore it all the time.

Oh my God, have you seen her hat? Did she try to slide it down her arm like Fred Astaire? Oh, Katie says his back says Ace. Oh, his back says it? I made a wrestler once back in the day, a creator wrestler that had that where his name was Ace and I tattooed it on his back. Awesome. on his back and then had the little card, you know, like the playing card on like his shoulder

blade. I vividly remember that guy. Katie's getting me interested in Love Island because she said he also has a tattoo of his own face as a baby. All right. Who is Ace on Love Island and why is he the duchiest person? Kind of want my own face as a baby on me now. That's kind of really funny to get toddler Cody face.

Yeah, it was a lot better looking kid. We were both good looking babies. That'd be an honor for you. That'd be really funny to do. Because then someone's going to see that tattoo and be like, oh, is it your kid? No. It's me. Me.

What? Baby? Yeah, that's me as a baby. Yep. Because now I'm a huge, now I'm a grown up. Because look, that's what I'm me now. But now I growed up, but that's a baby me. Me then.

Me then, me now. Me then, me now. See? See how it's same, but different too? See the likeness and the eyes? See the how to different, but it's also same? Stare at my pack and then look right into my eyes. See how the eyes are the same?

Reasons people, the pettiest reasons people, to dump somebody. This person says they ruin the ending of Xxism. files for me. Oh, that's fine. Yep. I mean, that makes sense. This guy,

do a spoiler, you're out. She said he always peed on my toilet seat and around it. That guy's just rude. Yeah, that guy sounds just like he's a dick.

I would, first you have to say something to him. Right? You're like, hey, you're peeing on all my stuff. And then if he's openly like, yeah, it's a toilet.

Yeah. See. You missed it. Part of the toilet. Yeah, I missed it. This one's a longer one. On our first date, she talked about shoes for three hours. I think she talks about too many shoes.

I thought she was nervous, so I booked a second date. 15 minutes into it, she began talking about how amazing the shoes someone had in front of us were. I told her things weren't going to work out. God forbid someone has a hobby. Yeah, who that one is? She likes shoes. These are supposed to be stupid reasons. So that one is stupid.

Yeah. So what? Hey, do you only talk about shoes? Then talk about something else, bud. What were you? You just said, you sat there and listened to her. Feel free to interject and. get some of that conversation going yourself.

Muffins. Blood. He talked nonstop while I was trying to watch a show. Yeah, that I could get, I can understand that. Yeah. We went to the movies and were constantly asking me questions and make comments throughout. Yeah. All right.

All right. Oh, yeah, because you got to, things like that, they could be discussable and say, hey, yeah. I really like you, and I think we're really hitting it off. I just think that you talk too much at the movies. Yeah, it's an adult. they'll say, oh, okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know that. And then you've had a conversation about it.

It's not hard to be like, I don't like to talk to in the movie. Oh, okay. Done and done. Yeah, that's what you do. And there's discrepancies or there's something you don't really like if it's something small like that. You tell them and then it can work on it. This is something that I think you and I can both relate to. Or just ghost them.

When getting in, oh, all right, just never call them again. Or this is someone who I think you and I can relate to. because you and I are a lot. We are, you're, you're signing up for a lot. Okay? Yeah. And this guy says, she didn't want me to get a phone case with Carlton from the fresh prince on it.

I thought it was funny. She did not. I realize we might not have the same kind of whimsy sense of humor. That's a good note. I mean, she's like, don't get that case. But again, that's, again, these are stupid reasons. Yeah. That's a very stupid reason to break up with somebody.

I don't think to our, I would say most people's humor doesn't match ours. No. To dump someone because they didn't think that's funny. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a lot to find someone's humor to match. Yes.

It's tricky. Baby talk. I hate baby talk. I'm an adult. Speak to me like an adult. Oh, you don't like a baby talk? You want to go out of a little, way to a little, baby. You want to go under conduit hamter?

There goes a wikile. Want to get a hamster. Hi, Wikiawe. Wondering McAwe. Sorry, I didn't pick a baseball game. That's a voleby. Sorry, we got time. I was letting Volby do their thing, and I wasn't paying attention.

To the time. Oh, no, I'm picking a game. All right, MLB. How many games we got today? How many games we got today? Two, four, six, eight, ten, twelve, fourteen, fifteen. Fifteen games for you. Pick a number one through fifteen.

Eleven. It's eleven. It's eleven. That may be a little later. So almost west coast. That might be the end of a seven. to 8, 8, 10 game, Cincinnati at the Marrilla.

Now, Giants at Brewers. Oh, Brewers. He's on the Giants, tails on the Brewers. Brewers's been hot. Good, because I'm the Brewers. I'm the Brewers. Cody is the Giants. We've had some good games. I'm playing some fun baseball this week.

We're doing it for Susan. Susan demanded we play baseball before he shift to football. Is it in San Francisco? It's in Brewers. All right, they're both good stadiums. Both good stadiums. I just like San Francisco. Brewers is what?

Milwaukee? Milwaukee Brewers, right? It's got that one with a fun slide in the outfield. If you had a home run, Bernie the brewer will slide down it. That's awesome because I'm going to hit a lot of home runs and you're going to lose by a lot. That's what's going to happen. F. What's going to happen?

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Oh, why? That's the name of that thing. Because I want to do it for football. We're kicking off the football season. What's the thing? That's the name of the thing that it is, like the product. It's like the strain or whatever. Up there?

Of one of the products that I got. The name of it is J-O-S-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-Land, which is probably how they got away with. All right. Got you. All right. But I don't want to do it. for football.

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